Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:29,074
Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.
2
00:00:30,010 --> 00:00:33,844
There will be a slight delay
in starting tonight's show.
3
00:00:34,681 --> 00:00:39,050
Our play, "Special Delivery,"
has not yet arrived.
4
00:00:39,820 --> 00:00:44,519
However, it is being rushed to
us by the fastest means available.
5
00:00:48,328 --> 00:00:54,267
Unfortunately, it has a long and
very complicated route to travel.
6
00:01:00,774 --> 00:01:04,369
We haven't much more time, but
I assure you that our producer
7
00:01:04,444 --> 00:01:07,641
will make every effort
to get the message through.
8
00:01:13,320 --> 00:01:15,515
I'm afraid we'll have
to start without it.
9
00:01:22,295 --> 00:01:23,523
Saved.
10
00:01:24,097 --> 00:01:26,861
Just in the nick of time.
11
00:01:48,822 --> 00:01:50,517
Special delivery
for Fortnum.
12
00:01:50,590 --> 00:01:53,184
Yes, that's right.
Thank you.
13
00:02:00,133 --> 00:02:01,998
Good morning, darling.
14
00:02:03,003 --> 00:02:04,595
Oh, for me?
15
00:02:04,671 --> 00:02:06,662
Sorry, no.
It's for your son.
16
00:02:07,073 --> 00:02:09,371
Tom. Tom!
17
00:02:09,643 --> 00:02:11,270
Yeah, Mom?
18
00:02:11,344 --> 00:02:12,606
Mail call!
19
00:02:12,679 --> 00:02:14,271
Oh, boy!
20
00:02:14,815 --> 00:02:17,613
It's from the Great
Bayou Novelty Greenhouse!
21
00:02:17,884 --> 00:02:19,852
Excuse me! Boy!
22
00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:21,046
Why so excited?
23
00:02:21,121 --> 00:02:24,181
Don't you ever read the back
pages of Mechanical Inventions?
24
00:02:25,225 --> 00:02:26,715
Look, here!
25
00:02:28,028 --> 00:02:29,757
See, there
they are.
26
00:02:31,665 --> 00:02:33,155
There they are,
what?
27
00:02:33,233 --> 00:02:35,861
The Sylvan Glade
Jumbo Giant
28
00:02:36,203 --> 00:02:37,465
Guaranteed-Growth
29
00:02:37,537 --> 00:02:40,404
Raise-Them-in- Your-Cellar-for-
Profit Mushrooms!
30
00:02:40,474 --> 00:02:42,032
Well, it looks
like wheat.
31
00:02:42,108 --> 00:02:44,201
The mushroom spawns
in the wheat.
32
00:02:44,277 --> 00:02:46,268
I've got to plant
them of course.
33
00:02:46,346 --> 00:02:49,543
Fabulous growth in just
24 hours, the ad said.
34
00:02:50,350 --> 00:02:52,944
Well, it's better than tree
toads and garter snakes.
35
00:02:53,019 --> 00:02:54,384
It sure is!
36
00:03:20,380 --> 00:03:21,608
Basket.
37
00:03:29,656 --> 00:03:31,681
Happy harvest,
farmer!
38
00:03:41,735 --> 00:03:44,898
Bill, hi! Just the man I
want to see. Come on over.
39
00:03:44,971 --> 00:03:46,768
Well, maybe I better check and
see if Cynthia wants anything.
40
00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:47,898
I'll be right over.
41
00:03:47,974 --> 00:03:49,498
No, no, no. Look.
42
00:03:49,576 --> 00:03:50,565
This can't wait.
43
00:03:50,644 --> 00:03:52,509
I want you to play
psychiatrist for five minutes.
44
00:03:55,048 --> 00:03:56,913
Sure, if it's
important.
45
00:03:56,983 --> 00:03:58,883
Something strange is going on in the world.
46
00:03:58,985 --> 00:04:00,009
Hasn't there
always been?
47
00:04:00,086 --> 00:04:01,678
No, I mean something terrible is happening.
48
00:04:01,755 --> 00:04:03,586
Mrs. Goodbody was complaining
about flying saucers
49
00:04:03,657 --> 00:04:04,988
Hey, Dad,
get the ball.
50
00:04:05,058 --> 00:04:07,049
No, I don't
mean saucers!
51
00:04:09,729 --> 00:04:11,424
Hi, Joe.
Hi, Son.
52
00:04:11,498 --> 00:04:13,762
Tell me, what exactly is intuition?
53
00:04:15,235 --> 00:04:16,793
Intuition?
54
00:04:16,870 --> 00:04:18,929
Well, I'd say it was
subconscious information that
55
00:04:19,005 --> 00:04:22,406
you finally get around to
recognizing with your conscious mind.
56
00:04:22,475 --> 00:04:23,772
Good!
57
00:04:23,843 --> 00:04:26,710
Over a long period of time, things gather.
58
00:04:26,780 --> 00:04:28,304
Like this garage.
59
00:04:28,381 --> 00:04:31,316
You start working with wood,
you don't notice the shavings.
60
00:04:31,384 --> 00:04:33,011
Then one day, you look at the floor,
61
00:04:33,086 --> 00:04:34,314
sawdust.
62
00:04:34,854 --> 00:04:36,754
Dust collects,
63
00:04:36,823 --> 00:04:38,688
and suddenly we
know something.
64
00:04:39,192 --> 00:04:42,753
Have you noticed that more people are
vanishing nowadays than ever before?
65
00:04:42,829 --> 00:04:45,593
Are they? Yeah. Just dropping out of sight.
66
00:04:45,799 --> 00:04:48,700
Old Charlie Bemis, gone.
Ben Hamilton, gone.
67
00:04:48,969 --> 00:04:51,369
More violence, too.
And murders.
68
00:04:51,771 --> 00:04:54,137
But... That's not
what I mean.
69
00:04:54,941 --> 00:04:57,068
I know something
beyond that.
70
00:04:57,477 --> 00:04:58,466
Come on!
71
00:04:59,379 --> 00:05:01,176
Aren't you gonna
let me in on it.
72
00:05:01,247 --> 00:05:02,578
How can I?
73
00:05:03,249 --> 00:05:05,149
It's like the
old verse,
74
00:05:06,386 --> 00:05:10,015
"By the pricking of my thumbs,
something wicked this way comes."
75
00:05:11,725 --> 00:05:13,249
I fear nothing.
76
00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:15,052
I fear everything.
77
00:05:15,729 --> 00:05:16,991
Could be your glands.
78
00:05:17,063 --> 00:05:18,621
Doctor says I'm A1.
79
00:05:18,698 --> 00:05:22,657
Got a wonderful wife and child.
I'm the luckiest man in the world.
80
00:05:24,204 --> 00:05:26,001
Yet, I'm
scared stiff
81
00:05:26,706 --> 00:05:27,866
for me,
82
00:05:28,475 --> 00:05:30,136
for my family,
83
00:05:31,344 --> 00:05:33,073
and even, right
now, for you.
84
00:05:33,146 --> 00:05:34,170
Me?
85
00:05:34,280 --> 00:05:35,577
Uh-huh.
86
00:05:35,649 --> 00:05:37,844
And your friends and your friends' friends.
87
00:05:44,457 --> 00:05:46,084
What are we gonna do about it?
88
00:05:46,159 --> 00:05:48,218
For a few days, Bill, watch everything,
89
00:05:48,294 --> 00:05:49,522
feel everything,
90
00:05:49,596 --> 00:05:52,030
taste everything,
smell everything.
91
00:05:52,766 --> 00:05:54,529
Maybe it's the way the wind
blows through those weeds
92
00:05:54,601 --> 00:05:56,466
in that lot
over there.
93
00:05:56,970 --> 00:05:59,438
Maybe it's the way the sun
hums on the telephone wires.
94
00:05:59,506 --> 00:06:02,634
Come on, Dad, let's play
monkey in the middle.
95
00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:07,840
Okay.
96
00:06:10,016 --> 00:06:12,951
I've never been so sure
of anything in my life.
97
00:06:13,019 --> 00:06:14,748
Something terrible is going to happen.
98
00:06:16,556 --> 00:06:18,820
Well, that's it
for now, fellows.
99
00:06:19,526 --> 00:06:21,084
Bill,
100
00:06:22,729 --> 00:06:23,855
stop,
101
00:06:24,597 --> 00:06:25,723
look,
102
00:06:26,199 --> 00:06:27,632
and listen.
103
00:06:29,402 --> 00:06:31,370
And in a couple of days,
we'll compare notes.
104
00:06:31,438 --> 00:06:32,928
Hey, Pop.
105
00:06:33,907 --> 00:06:36,102
I said that's
enough, fellows.
106
00:06:37,811 --> 00:06:40,644
Roger, I'll be glad to keep an eye peeled,
107
00:06:40,714 --> 00:06:43,012
but, frankly, you've
given me nothing to go on.
108
00:06:43,083 --> 00:06:44,516
I mean, how am I
gonna recognize this
109
00:06:44,584 --> 00:06:46,552
whatever-it-is I'm
looking for when I see it?
110
00:06:46,619 --> 00:06:48,246
Oh, you'll know.
111
00:06:48,655 --> 00:06:50,384
You've got
to know.
112
00:06:50,890 --> 00:06:53,484
If you don't we're done for, all of us.
113
00:06:57,063 --> 00:06:58,496
Am I crazy?
114
00:06:59,399 --> 00:07:01,458
You seem
perfectly sane to me.
115
00:07:01,534 --> 00:07:04,128
I'll see you in
a couple of days then?
116
00:07:04,971 --> 00:07:06,370
Okay.
117
00:07:08,208 --> 00:07:09,334
Bill!
118
00:07:10,043 --> 00:07:11,271
Yes?
119
00:07:11,344 --> 00:07:12,743
Be careful.
120
00:07:14,948 --> 00:07:16,472
Hey, Pop!
121
00:07:33,266 --> 00:07:35,427
What
are you doing?
122
00:07:35,635 --> 00:07:37,068
Being aware.
123
00:07:37,871 --> 00:07:39,099
Looking.
124
00:07:39,439 --> 00:07:40,667
Feeling.
125
00:07:41,574 --> 00:07:42,734
Tasting.
126
00:07:42,809 --> 00:07:43,901
Cynthia,
127
00:07:44,410 --> 00:07:46,173
is your intuition
in working order?
128
00:07:46,246 --> 00:07:47,736
Try me.
129
00:07:48,715 --> 00:07:50,046
Well,
130
00:07:50,617 --> 00:07:53,177
is this earthquake weather?
Is the land going to sink?
131
00:07:53,286 --> 00:07:55,151
Is a hurricane
coming?
132
00:07:55,221 --> 00:07:57,280
Will our delphiniums
die of blight?
133
00:07:58,658 --> 00:08:00,125
Wait a moment.
134
00:08:02,128 --> 00:08:03,891
Let me feel
my bones.
135
00:08:04,531 --> 00:08:05,520
No.
136
00:08:06,065 --> 00:08:08,465
No flood, no hurricane, no blight.
137
00:08:09,102 --> 00:08:10,091
Why?
138
00:08:11,171 --> 00:08:14,902
Oh, I've run into a lot
of doom talkers lately.
139
00:08:16,042 --> 00:08:17,441
Two, anyway.
140
00:08:19,646 --> 00:08:20,635
Hey!
141
00:08:20,713 --> 00:08:21,873
Sorry.
142
00:08:22,916 --> 00:08:24,577
What's wrong, Dad?
143
00:08:24,818 --> 00:08:26,513
Haven't you heard?
The world's ending.
144
00:08:26,586 --> 00:08:29,350
Nope. The way I see it
everybody lives forward.
145
00:08:29,489 --> 00:08:30,615
Attaboy.
146
00:08:30,690 --> 00:08:32,248
What's this?
The crop!
147
00:08:32,325 --> 00:08:34,054
The what?
The mushrooms!
148
00:08:34,227 --> 00:08:35,694
They're doing
great.
149
00:08:35,762 --> 00:08:37,423
Look how
big they are!
150
00:08:37,497 --> 00:08:39,590
Well, by gosh, now!
They really are.
151
00:08:39,666 --> 00:08:41,930
Those are mushrooms, aren't they?
152
00:08:42,001 --> 00:08:43,628
Well, I mean, by mistake,
they couldn't be...
153
00:08:43,703 --> 00:08:45,034
Toadstools?
154
00:08:45,104 --> 00:08:46,435
Heck, Mom. What do you think I am?
155
00:08:46,506 --> 00:08:49,236
Well, I don't mean to criticize,
but, well, how do you tell?
156
00:08:49,342 --> 00:08:50,366
Eat 'em!
157
00:08:50,443 --> 00:08:52,343
If you live,
they're mushrooms.
158
00:08:52,412 --> 00:08:54,039
If you drop
dead, well...
159
00:08:55,315 --> 00:08:56,543
I don't
like them.
160
00:08:56,616 --> 00:08:58,516
Aw, Mom, that's not what you said before!
161
00:08:58,585 --> 00:09:00,485
Well, I'm sorry. I didn't
really think they'd grow.
162
00:09:00,553 --> 00:09:02,817
I thought we'd plant them, they'd
die, and you'd throw them out,
163
00:09:02,889 --> 00:09:04,652
and that'll be that. But now I just...
164
00:09:04,757 --> 00:09:05,883
Boy, when are
we gonna have
165
00:09:05,959 --> 00:09:08,018
the next wet blanket
sale in this house?
166
00:09:09,495 --> 00:09:10,553
Tom.
167
00:09:10,663 --> 00:09:12,654
Never mind. To heck with it!
168
00:09:17,036 --> 00:09:19,027
I just had
to be honest.
169
00:09:19,205 --> 00:09:21,503
I don't know why,
I just had to say it.
170
00:09:21,574 --> 00:09:22,734
I...
171
00:09:31,351 --> 00:09:32,579
Hello?
172
00:09:32,652 --> 00:09:34,381
Oh, hello, Dorothy.
173
00:09:35,054 --> 00:09:37,318
Well, yes, I saw
Roger today...
174
00:09:38,992 --> 00:09:40,254
He what?
175
00:09:42,362 --> 00:09:43,522
When?
176
00:09:45,031 --> 00:09:46,794
Are you sure?
177
00:09:48,635 --> 00:09:50,364
I'll be right over.
178
00:09:51,371 --> 00:09:53,498
Something
happened to Roger?
179
00:09:53,806 --> 00:09:55,205
He vanished.
180
00:09:56,476 --> 00:09:57,909
Disappeared.
181
00:09:58,678 --> 00:10:00,475
Dropped out
of sight.
182
00:10:12,558 --> 00:10:14,150
How long ago did your father leave?
183
00:10:14,260 --> 00:10:18,094
I've no idea. I was just walking
by and saw the closet empty.
184
00:10:18,164 --> 00:10:20,530
All of Dad's
clothes, gone.
185
00:10:21,100 --> 00:10:23,591
You mean, he left the
house without your hearing?
186
00:10:24,070 --> 00:10:26,595
I think he must have packed in five minutes
187
00:10:26,673 --> 00:10:28,106
and walked wherever he was going
188
00:10:28,174 --> 00:10:30,802
so we wouldn't hear a cab
drive up in front of the house.
189
00:10:33,313 --> 00:10:36,373
Well, I'll check the
airport and the train depot.
190
00:10:42,188 --> 00:10:43,712
Dorothy...
191
00:10:46,225 --> 00:10:48,090
Dorothy, was...
192
00:10:48,494 --> 00:10:51,019
Was there anything in
Roger's family background.
193
00:10:51,097 --> 00:10:52,962
You mean Insanity?
194
00:10:53,166 --> 00:10:55,157
Oh, no, nothing
like that.
195
00:10:55,568 --> 00:10:56,830
No, Bill.
196
00:10:57,036 --> 00:10:59,527
Somehow I feel... I
feel he's been kidnapped.
197
00:11:02,175 --> 00:11:04,200
You mean to tell me
that he arranged to pack,
198
00:11:04,277 --> 00:11:06,768
walk out of the house, and
go and meet his kidnappers?
199
00:11:08,681 --> 00:11:10,410
Well, I...
I don't know.
200
00:11:11,017 --> 00:11:12,917
But somehow
I feel that...
201
00:11:12,986 --> 00:11:17,184
That they came into the
house and forced him to leave.
202
00:11:19,359 --> 00:11:21,224
Wait a minute. Roger warned me today.
203
00:11:21,294 --> 00:11:22,886
He said something terrible was gonna happen
204
00:11:22,962 --> 00:11:24,725
to somebody
we know.
205
00:11:25,198 --> 00:11:26,460
But what?
206
00:11:27,834 --> 00:11:29,062
And how?
207
00:11:54,894 --> 00:11:55,986
Bill.
208
00:11:57,897 --> 00:11:59,728
Find him for
me, please.
209
00:12:04,404 --> 00:12:06,338
If it's humanly
possible.
210
00:12:44,877 --> 00:12:46,401
Bill.
211
00:12:49,015 --> 00:12:51,040
Oh, Tom, he's
all right now.
212
00:12:51,150 --> 00:12:53,550
Those darn mushrooms mean so much to him.
213
00:12:53,619 --> 00:12:54,950
Do they?
214
00:12:55,021 --> 00:12:56,511
What about Roger?
215
00:12:57,924 --> 00:12:59,721
He's gone,
all right.
216
00:13:01,194 --> 00:13:02,422
Well...
217
00:13:02,762 --> 00:13:06,391
Doesn't this kind of thing happen
to lots of men in their 40s?
218
00:13:06,466 --> 00:13:07,558
What?
219
00:13:08,434 --> 00:13:10,425
Dreams of youth,
220
00:13:11,270 --> 00:13:12,794
immortal wines,
221
00:13:14,006 --> 00:13:15,473
golden women,
222
00:13:17,310 --> 00:13:19,904
a chance for one last
fling? Maybe to some men,
223
00:13:19,979 --> 00:13:21,674
but not Roger.
He...
224
00:13:27,353 --> 00:13:28,786
Fortnum?
Yes.
225
00:13:28,855 --> 00:13:29,844
Telegram.
226
00:13:29,922 --> 00:13:31,116
Thank you.
227
00:13:32,358 --> 00:13:33,484
Bill.
228
00:13:42,835 --> 00:13:44,826
"Traveling New Orleans.
229
00:13:44,937 --> 00:13:48,065
"This telegram possible
off guard moment.
230
00:13:48,875 --> 00:13:50,137
"Refuse,
231
00:13:50,710 --> 00:13:54,441
"repeat, refuse all
special delivery packages.
232
00:13:55,081 --> 00:13:56,343
"Roger."
233
00:13:58,818 --> 00:14:00,080
What does he mean?
234
00:14:00,153 --> 00:14:02,212
Operator, give me the police, and hurry!
235
00:14:03,289 --> 00:14:05,154
"Refuse..."
236
00:14:09,929 --> 00:14:11,328
Oh, I see.
237
00:14:13,432 --> 00:14:15,832
Well, under the circumstances,
I'm sorry, very sorry.
238
00:14:17,436 --> 00:14:18,801
Thank you.
239
00:14:22,608 --> 00:14:24,508
That was Green City,
downstate.
240
00:14:24,577 --> 00:14:27,444
The police boarded a
southbound train there.
241
00:14:28,147 --> 00:14:30,115
Roger was in
a roomette.
242
00:14:34,787 --> 00:14:36,755
He was traveling alone.
243
00:14:38,024 --> 00:14:39,491
How could that be?
244
00:14:39,725 --> 00:14:40,953
What about
his telegram?
245
00:14:41,027 --> 00:14:42,654
That must have been
sent when his kidnappers
246
00:14:42,728 --> 00:14:44,923
were of their
guard for a moment.
247
00:14:46,098 --> 00:14:49,693
He denies sending any telegram
or that he needs any help.
248
00:14:50,203 --> 00:14:51,500
He was polite,
249
00:14:51,571 --> 00:14:54,369
cheerful, in good spirits, the police said.
250
00:14:54,774 --> 00:14:57,242
Said he was on a quick
business trip downstate.
251
00:14:57,310 --> 00:14:58,971
Much obliged.
252
00:14:59,078 --> 00:15:00,943
Thank you.
Good night.
253
00:15:04,116 --> 00:15:05,606
Good night?
254
00:15:08,821 --> 00:15:09,947
What...
255
00:15:10,022 --> 00:15:12,149
What did
the police do?
256
00:15:12,291 --> 00:15:13,758
What could
they do?
257
00:15:13,826 --> 00:15:17,023
They looked around to see
if anyone had a gun on Roger,
258
00:15:17,096 --> 00:15:18,859
and got off the train.
259
00:15:20,166 --> 00:15:21,463
Well...
260
00:15:21,834 --> 00:15:23,825
As long as
he's all right.
261
00:15:23,903 --> 00:15:25,336
But is he?
262
00:15:27,206 --> 00:15:29,071
Well, you just said...
They said.
263
00:15:29,141 --> 00:15:31,666
After all, they couldn't very
well insist he was in danger,
264
00:15:31,744 --> 00:15:34,338
and drag him off the train? Could they?
265
00:15:34,747 --> 00:15:36,578
Why did he send us
that telegram
266
00:15:36,649 --> 00:15:40,016
warning us not to accept any
special delivery packages?
267
00:15:40,386 --> 00:15:42,820
We never get
any special deliveries.
268
00:15:42,888 --> 00:15:44,651
Just that one
that came for Tom.
269
00:15:55,901 --> 00:15:57,425
New Orleans.
270
00:15:59,372 --> 00:16:01,135
Roger was on his way to New Orleans.
271
00:16:04,744 --> 00:16:06,371
Hello, Dorothy?
272
00:16:06,445 --> 00:16:07,605
Did the police get in touch with you?
273
00:16:08,681 --> 00:16:11,309
Well, yes,
and I don't understand.
274
00:16:11,784 --> 00:16:13,684
Roger told them
to leave him alone.
275
00:16:13,753 --> 00:16:14,845
Oh, I see.
276
00:16:15,054 --> 00:16:16,351
Dorothy,
277
00:16:16,422 --> 00:16:18,515
did your or any member of your family
278
00:16:18,591 --> 00:16:21,116
receive any special
airmail delivery packages
279
00:16:21,193 --> 00:16:22,455
in the last
few days?
280
00:16:23,262 --> 00:16:24,388
Well...
281
00:16:24,463 --> 00:16:26,158
Well, yes.
282
00:16:26,232 --> 00:16:28,132
About three
days ago.
283
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:31,226
All the boys on the
block are going in for it.
284
00:16:31,304 --> 00:16:32,965
Going in for what?
285
00:16:33,205 --> 00:16:34,763
Why do you ask?
286
00:16:34,940 --> 00:16:37,135
There's nothing wrong with
raising mushrooms, is there?
287
00:16:38,477 --> 00:16:43,779
I said, there's nothing wrong
with raising mushrooms, is there?
288
00:16:53,893 --> 00:16:55,952
Marasmius Oreades.
289
00:16:58,130 --> 00:16:59,495
Fungoid growth.
290
00:17:02,134 --> 00:17:03,601
But how does it fit?
291
00:17:03,669 --> 00:17:06,001
Anyone dead?
No. Anyone poisoned?
292
00:17:06,739 --> 00:17:07,831
Well.
293
00:17:11,243 --> 00:17:12,904
You can't sleep?
294
00:17:12,978 --> 00:17:14,639
Oh, no. Too warm.
295
00:17:19,785 --> 00:17:24,222
Cynthia, what if Roger was right
and a terrible thing is happening?
296
00:17:25,057 --> 00:17:28,288
Like the Earth being invaded
by things from other worlds.
297
00:17:28,961 --> 00:17:30,258
Bill.
298
00:17:31,397 --> 00:17:36,300
How could creatures from outer space
invade us without us not noticing them?
299
00:17:38,704 --> 00:17:42,868
No, I don't mean meteors or flying
saucers, or anything like that, but...
300
00:17:47,146 --> 00:17:50,081
Bacteria comes from outer
space, too, doesn't it?
301
00:17:52,251 --> 00:17:55,243
Seeds, spores,
pollen, viruses
302
00:17:56,055 --> 00:17:57,784
by the billions
303
00:17:57,957 --> 00:18:00,391
hitting the atmosphere
every second
304
00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:03,251
of every hour for
millions of years,
305
00:18:04,663 --> 00:18:07,530
pouring down on us like an invisible rain.
306
00:18:08,434 --> 00:18:11,733
Falling on our cities,
our towns, our street.
307
00:18:13,572 --> 00:18:15,005
Our lawn!
308
00:18:15,174 --> 00:18:16,436
Our lawn?
309
00:18:18,110 --> 00:18:19,304
And Mrs. Goodbody's.
310
00:18:19,378 --> 00:18:21,346
Of course, people like her
are always spraying poisons
311
00:18:21,414 --> 00:18:23,245
and kicking mushrooms off their lawns.
312
00:18:23,315 --> 00:18:26,807
So it would be hard for a strange
new life form to survive in the city.
313
00:18:27,787 --> 00:18:28,947
Yes.
314
00:18:31,824 --> 00:18:34,622
Maybe they'd be better off down south, say,
315
00:18:34,693 --> 00:18:36,422
Alabama, Louisiana.
316
00:18:38,230 --> 00:18:41,097
Back in the
dark bayous,
317
00:18:43,269 --> 00:18:45,100
mightn't they grow
to a fine size?
318
00:18:45,671 --> 00:18:46,660
Oh.
319
00:18:47,506 --> 00:18:49,098
Oh, really.
320
00:18:49,175 --> 00:18:51,473
You don't seriously believe, do you, that
321
00:18:51,544 --> 00:18:54,536
the Great Bayou or whatever
the greenhouse novelty company
322
00:18:54,613 --> 00:18:56,240
that sent Tom
his package
323
00:18:56,315 --> 00:18:59,250
is owned and operated
by six-foot-tall mushrooms
324
00:18:59,318 --> 00:19:00,512
from another
planet?
325
00:19:00,586 --> 00:19:02,679
Good heavens, Cynthia. There
is some connection between
326
00:19:02,755 --> 00:19:04,279
Roger, mushrooms,
327
00:19:04,356 --> 00:19:06,916
special delivery telegrams,
Mrs. Goodbody, the whole works!
328
00:19:06,992 --> 00:19:09,756
Don't get angry. Oh, I'm
not! It's just that...
329
00:19:11,430 --> 00:19:13,898
Think how insidious
this plan could be.
330
00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:17,063
These creatures
from another world
331
00:19:17,736 --> 00:19:19,397
establish a greenery
332
00:19:19,705 --> 00:19:22,299
then advertise in
Mechanical Inventions,
333
00:19:22,641 --> 00:19:25,337
"Grow giant mushrooms
for profit."
334
00:19:25,544 --> 00:19:27,774
And a million boys
send in their money.
335
00:19:31,484 --> 00:19:35,921
Tonight, this very minute, in
how many homes all over the USA,
336
00:19:36,555 --> 00:19:40,423
are billions of mushrooms being grown
by innocent boys in their cellars!
337
00:19:41,994 --> 00:19:44,189
Now I know
you aren't serious.
338
00:19:45,631 --> 00:19:47,394
Well, half serious.
339
00:19:49,101 --> 00:19:51,092
Mushrooms,
however big,
340
00:19:51,904 --> 00:19:53,963
can't think or feel.
341
00:19:54,940 --> 00:19:57,374
Well, they haven't
got arms or legs.
342
00:20:01,146 --> 00:20:03,512
How could they run
a mail order business
343
00:20:04,717 --> 00:20:06,617
and take over the world?
344
00:20:10,890 --> 00:20:14,155
Come on, let's go see your monsters!
345
00:20:25,104 --> 00:20:28,096
There! There are your terrible fiends!
346
00:20:34,079 --> 00:20:36,673
Come on,
I'll fix you a snack.
347
00:20:52,364 --> 00:20:54,730
Get the milk,
will you, darling?
348
00:21:02,741 --> 00:21:06,074
Cynthia, did you put these
mushrooms in the refrigerator?
349
00:21:07,446 --> 00:21:09,539
No. Tom must have.
350
00:21:09,615 --> 00:21:11,708
Close the door,
will you?
351
00:21:16,956 --> 00:21:18,150
Cynthia,
352
00:21:18,824 --> 00:21:21,486
there is a way for the
mushrooms to grow arms and legs.
353
00:21:25,631 --> 00:21:28,225
What if a man wandering through the swamp
354
00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:30,063
picked them up
355
00:21:30,469 --> 00:21:31,902
and ate them?
356
00:21:33,005 --> 00:21:34,267
Once inside,
357
00:21:34,340 --> 00:21:36,331
would not the mushrooms
spread through his blood,
358
00:21:36,408 --> 00:21:38,376
and take over
every cell,
359
00:21:38,944 --> 00:21:41,105
change that man from a man to a
360
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,108
Martian?
361
00:21:45,618 --> 00:21:48,086
Maybe Roger ate some of the
mushrooms given to him by his son
362
00:21:48,153 --> 00:21:49,916
and was changed
into something else.
363
00:21:50,456 --> 00:21:53,823
But in one last moment of
sanity, of being himself,
364
00:21:54,927 --> 00:21:57,418
he sent us a telegram, warning
us not to accept any mushrooms,
365
00:21:57,496 --> 00:21:58,690
by special delivery.
366
00:21:58,831 --> 00:22:00,059
Now, couldn't that
be it, couldn't it?
367
00:22:00,132 --> 00:22:02,566
I've had enough of this! I'm going to bed!
368
00:22:13,512 --> 00:22:14,501
Tom?
369
00:22:19,918 --> 00:22:22,944
Don't put
the light on, Dad.
370
00:22:25,824 --> 00:22:27,917
It's bad for
the mushrooms.
371
00:22:39,838 --> 00:22:40,896
Tom?
372
00:22:49,715 --> 00:22:51,683
Why did you put the
mushrooms in the refrigerator?
373
00:22:52,151 --> 00:22:54,676
Because I wanted you
and Mother to eat them.
374
00:23:17,476 --> 00:23:18,465
You...
375
00:23:19,745 --> 00:23:21,235
You didn't eat any of them yourself?
376
00:23:21,313 --> 00:23:22,371
Yes.
377
00:23:22,948 --> 00:23:24,040
I did.
378
00:23:42,935 --> 00:23:44,960
You're hungry,
aren't you?
379
00:23:48,774 --> 00:23:50,264
You're hungry.
380
00:23:51,510 --> 00:23:53,535
You're hungry.
381
00:24:17,302 --> 00:24:21,432
I think that story has
a very comforting message
382
00:24:23,142 --> 00:24:25,542
for mushrooms
all over the world.
383
00:24:26,411 --> 00:24:28,572
I'm seriously thinking
384
00:24:28,747 --> 00:24:32,683
of starting a counter movement
to persuade the mushrooms
385
00:24:33,852 --> 00:24:36,412
to grow people in
their basements.
386
00:24:38,223 --> 00:24:40,316
Now that we've seen our play,
387
00:24:40,392 --> 00:24:42,451
I think we'll send it back.
388
00:25:01,613 --> 00:25:04,741
Until next time, good night.
27421
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Icelandic
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Javanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish (Latin American)
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Uighur
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof