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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,426 --> 00:00:21,307 *ROOM 104* Season 02 Episode 07 2 00:00:21,593 --> 00:00:25,079 *ROOM 104* Title: "The Man and the Baby and the Man" 3 00:00:25,557 --> 00:00:28,430 Sync corrections by srjanapala 4 00:00:32,793 --> 00:00:35,924 - Oh. - Hello. 5 00:00:36,045 --> 00:00:38,497 I am so sorry. I have the wrong room. 6 00:00:38,584 --> 00:00:40,753 - Uh, no, it's fine. Come in. - I completely apologize. 7 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:42,574 No, please! Please, I insist. Come in. 8 00:00:42,661 --> 00:00:45,036 - Really? - Wow! Please come in. 9 00:00:45,123 --> 00:00:47,827 Wh... Please! You should come inside. Come inside. 10 00:00:47,901 --> 00:00:49,734 Don't be shy. What a surprise. 11 00:00:49,834 --> 00:00:51,785 - It's just... It's nice to have company. - Um. 12 00:00:51,872 --> 00:00:53,917 This is the right room. I promise you. 13 00:00:54,004 --> 00:00:55,476 - Oh. - Come on in. 14 00:00:55,563 --> 00:00:57,638 - I'm Rosie. Hi. - Come on in! Hey! 15 00:00:57,896 --> 00:01:00,183 - I'm Erol. - OK. Nice to meet you. Um... 16 00:01:00,270 --> 00:01:03,263 Make yourself comfortable. I haven't seen anyone for days. 17 00:01:03,350 --> 00:01:05,353 This is a nice room, this is much bigger... 18 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:08,003 How much are you paying per night? My room's like half this size. 19 00:01:08,090 --> 00:01:11,513 - I live here, actually. Yeah. - You live here? Oh, cool. OK. 20 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:14,035 - Yeah, shut the door. - Yeah, I'm just worried, 21 00:01:14,122 --> 00:01:16,427 I meant to find... We're staying in 217. 22 00:01:16,514 --> 00:01:18,455 The hallway is really... funny, and I... 23 00:01:18,542 --> 00:01:21,010 - Shut the door. That's fine. - But anyway, yeah. 24 00:01:21,100 --> 00:01:22,915 Yeah, it's tricky. But you're here now, 25 00:01:23,002 --> 00:01:25,183 - and that's all that matters. - Yeah. 26 00:01:25,270 --> 00:01:27,051 Well, gee, what a nice surprise. 27 00:01:27,138 --> 00:01:28,894 Oh, are you an artist? Look at that! 28 00:01:28,981 --> 00:01:31,044 Yeah, let's... I tell you what, it's a little... 29 00:01:31,131 --> 00:01:32,487 Why don't you make yourself comfortable? 30 00:01:32,574 --> 00:01:34,417 - Get out of that, um... - Get out of this...? 31 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:35,731 This... This thing. 32 00:01:35,818 --> 00:01:38,415 It's-It's a little warm in here. Take that off. 33 00:01:38,502 --> 00:01:40,995 Oh. I guess it is kind of warm. 34 00:01:41,082 --> 00:01:42,814 - Um, OK. - Yeah. 35 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:46,575 That's nice. That's very nice. 36 00:01:46,662 --> 00:01:48,481 Yeah. That's good. 37 00:01:48,568 --> 00:01:51,158 Yeah, just throw it... Just toss it anywhere. 38 00:01:51,441 --> 00:01:52,856 Great, great, great. 39 00:01:52,980 --> 00:01:54,580 So, yeah, um... 40 00:01:55,193 --> 00:01:56,879 ..you j-just... 41 00:01:57,013 --> 00:01:58,513 make yourself comfortable. 42 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:01,381 You know, you've seen me, I'm... I'm in my underwear. 43 00:02:01,468 --> 00:02:02,858 You should take that skirt off. 44 00:02:02,980 --> 00:02:06,125 You know, get yourself in your... underwear. 45 00:02:06,212 --> 00:02:07,710 Yeah. 46 00:02:08,060 --> 00:02:10,335 Oh that's... That's nice. Wow. 47 00:02:10,422 --> 00:02:12,451 Nice legs. You a dancer? 48 00:02:12,538 --> 00:02:15,292 Ballerina? Something? With legs like that. 49 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:17,625 - Very nice. - I just don't know if I should do this, 50 00:02:17,712 --> 00:02:22,920 'cause my husband is in the room, like, four rows down, 51 00:02:23,007 --> 00:02:24,455 and I have a kid, and she's got a fever... 52 00:02:24,542 --> 00:02:27,545 Don't talk about a husband and kid. Just be anonymous. 53 00:02:27,632 --> 00:02:29,332 I don't want to know any backstory or anything like that. 54 00:02:29,419 --> 00:02:31,955 Just keep it, physical, you know. That was great, what you... 55 00:02:32,042 --> 00:02:34,753 I think she's a real person. She's a real backstory. 56 00:02:34,884 --> 00:02:36,674 Be primal. 57 00:02:36,810 --> 00:02:38,415 - Don't talk. - Is that what you want? 58 00:02:38,502 --> 00:02:41,125 Want a little primal woman just roll in here? 59 00:02:41,212 --> 00:02:42,839 OK, great. I got it. 60 00:02:43,471 --> 00:02:45,135 Gimme a second! 61 00:02:48,150 --> 00:02:51,659 - Meow. - What's this? 62 00:02:53,478 --> 00:02:59,026 It seems that a weird feral... kitty has wandered into my room. 63 00:02:59,140 --> 00:03:01,659 A rabid kitty, it seems like. 64 00:03:01,746 --> 00:03:03,620 It's a pretty kitty. 65 00:03:03,810 --> 00:03:05,263 Beautiful. 66 00:03:05,350 --> 00:03:07,015 That's nice. 67 00:03:11,909 --> 00:03:14,154 Oh, that's nice. Yeah, that's nice. 68 00:03:14,270 --> 00:03:16,973 Yeah, wait a second. 69 00:03:17,060 --> 00:03:19,176 No, no, don't do that. Don't do the meowing thing. 70 00:03:19,263 --> 00:03:22,816 That's, uh, it's taking me out of it a little bit. 71 00:03:23,311 --> 00:03:25,973 - I'm a cat. - I like that you're being primal, 72 00:03:26,060 --> 00:03:27,395 I like that you're being a kitty, 73 00:03:27,482 --> 00:03:29,517 but don't talk... You know that. 74 00:03:29,604 --> 00:03:30,676 But here's the thing. 75 00:03:30,763 --> 00:03:33,834 It's the meowing is kinda taking me out of it. 76 00:03:33,921 --> 00:03:35,137 - Okay. Do you want to do it? - So, 77 00:03:35,224 --> 00:03:36,332 - Maybe it's your turn. - No, no, no. 78 00:03:36,419 --> 00:03:38,338 - I'm not gonna do this. - I'm done. It's your turn. 79 00:03:38,425 --> 00:03:39,596 It's your turn. 80 00:03:40,765 --> 00:03:42,971 You know, I just don't know what... 81 00:03:43,940 --> 00:03:46,165 Oh, my God, I'm in the... Sorry, I'm in the wrong room. 82 00:03:46,252 --> 00:03:47,832 No, I think you're in the right room. 83 00:03:47,919 --> 00:03:49,682 No, come in. Please. 84 00:03:50,902 --> 00:03:52,183 I shouldn't. 85 00:03:52,270 --> 00:03:53,885 I think you should. 86 00:03:54,188 --> 00:03:55,599 - Really? - Yeah. 87 00:03:55,686 --> 00:03:57,457 I have this guitar right here, 88 00:03:57,544 --> 00:04:00,130 and I just need somebody to play it for me. 89 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:02,504 - This guitar? - Yeah. Do you think... 90 00:04:02,591 --> 00:04:03,862 Do you play guitar? 91 00:04:03,974 --> 00:04:05,925 A-Actually, I play a little guitar. 92 00:04:06,012 --> 00:04:08,457 - Oh, really? - A pluck. Just a little. 93 00:04:08,544 --> 00:04:12,506 - Yeah. - Wow, you're so innocent and shy. 94 00:04:12,593 --> 00:04:13,824 Do you like guitar? 95 00:04:13,911 --> 00:04:16,193 Um, I do. Wow, that's very sexy. 96 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:18,585 What happens when someone plays the guitar? 97 00:04:18,672 --> 00:04:20,895 - Well? What happens? - Oh, I mean, 98 00:04:20,982 --> 00:04:23,076 all kinds of things can happen. 99 00:04:23,163 --> 00:04:25,995 - Well, let me just take this off. - Oh, wow. 100 00:04:26,082 --> 00:04:28,300 - Ow. My God. - What's under there? 101 00:04:28,399 --> 00:04:29,529 A-Actually, 102 00:04:29,616 --> 00:04:31,441 this does not feel good. 103 00:04:31,671 --> 00:04:35,035 I'm a little rusty. I haven't been playing much lately, 104 00:04:35,122 --> 00:04:36,665 but I'll give it my... 105 00:04:36,752 --> 00:04:40,629 Yeah, thanks, stranger. 106 00:04:40,716 --> 00:04:44,003 ♪ There's this girl wearing blue ♪ 107 00:04:44,163 --> 00:04:47,103 ♪ I really don't know what to do ♪ 108 00:04:47,190 --> 00:04:49,835 ♪ I got a pretty good idea what we should do ♪ 109 00:04:49,922 --> 00:04:52,934 ♪ We should screw, we should screw, we should screw ♪ 110 00:04:53,021 --> 00:04:54,434 And make a baby! 111 00:04:54,521 --> 00:04:58,112 ♪ Yes, I guess we should make a baby ♪ 112 00:04:58,310 --> 00:05:01,088 ♪ Yes, no, maybe ♪ 113 00:05:01,175 --> 00:05:03,262 ♪ I guess it's gonna drive us crazy ♪ 114 00:05:03,349 --> 00:05:07,214 ♪ But yes, let's make a baby, make a baby, make a baby ♪ 115 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:10,723 - Hi, baby. - Hello! 116 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:12,771 Um, I'm Erol, I'm your... 117 00:05:12,858 --> 00:05:15,285 If everything goes well, I'm gonna be your father, and... 118 00:05:15,372 --> 00:05:18,229 And I'm Rosie, I'm gon... I'm your mom. 119 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:21,434 It's, right now, it's December 18th, 2018, 120 00:05:21,521 --> 00:05:24,388 and I know you're out in heaven, 121 00:05:24,475 --> 00:05:26,175 hanging out with the spirits, 122 00:05:26,374 --> 00:05:28,575 but we're really excited for you to come down 123 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:31,813 through all of the celestial orbits 124 00:05:31,900 --> 00:05:33,910 and join me and my ovaries, 125 00:05:33,997 --> 00:05:36,183 and your dad tonight 126 00:05:36,270 --> 00:05:40,595 is going to use the sperm inside of his... penis to... 127 00:05:40,682 --> 00:05:42,455 - Testicles. First in my testicles. - Oh, is it? 128 00:05:42,542 --> 00:05:44,013 It will shoot out of my penis. 129 00:05:44,100 --> 00:05:45,551 Anyway, and then it's gonna come into me, 130 00:05:45,638 --> 00:05:47,191 and you're gonna be formed. 131 00:05:47,818 --> 00:05:49,801 And that's the important thing you said, 132 00:05:49,888 --> 00:05:52,487 which is, um, where the sperm resides, 133 00:05:52,624 --> 00:05:55,495 not in the celestial heavens, but in my testicles, 134 00:05:55,582 --> 00:05:57,763 which are a sac of two testes. 135 00:05:57,850 --> 00:06:00,063 It's a little more magical than just that, 136 00:06:00,150 --> 00:06:01,835 - because you have a soul, - We-we... 137 00:06:01,922 --> 00:06:04,165 and we know that souls come from God, 138 00:06:04,252 --> 00:06:06,917 and that's... God is inside of all of us. 139 00:06:09,241 --> 00:06:11,495 Which is part of the reason I don't believe, really, in God, 140 00:06:11,582 --> 00:06:13,287 because if God's inside of us, 141 00:06:13,374 --> 00:06:14,745 I don't really believe in myself, 142 00:06:14,832 --> 00:06:17,207 so it's hard to believe in a God of the kingdom of... 143 00:06:17,294 --> 00:06:18,698 It's a joke. That's... 144 00:06:18,830 --> 00:06:20,846 - You don't believe in anything. - You... 145 00:06:20,933 --> 00:06:22,227 Look at your mother. 146 00:06:22,314 --> 00:06:24,662 She's so fucking beautiful! 147 00:06:24,749 --> 00:06:27,312 What is she doing with me? That's the big mystery here. 148 00:06:27,399 --> 00:06:28,434 - No. - You know? 149 00:06:28,521 --> 00:06:31,223 You're a wildly charismatic and strange... 150 00:06:31,310 --> 00:06:32,625 and mysterious human being. 151 00:06:32,712 --> 00:06:34,313 Mmm. Anyway, 152 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:36,998 we are going to make you now. 153 00:06:37,085 --> 00:06:40,373 - What's that? - We can put it down and just get to it. 154 00:06:40,460 --> 00:06:42,615 No, let's set the camera on the bed there, 155 00:06:42,702 --> 00:06:45,745 and then we'll shoot the act of the conception, that's the plan. 156 00:06:45,832 --> 00:06:49,303 Right? To shoot the... The actual... 157 00:06:49,390 --> 00:06:51,020 I don't think we need to make a porn video. 158 00:06:51,107 --> 00:06:53,345 We're just making, like, a loving... 159 00:06:53,561 --> 00:06:55,415 I thought this was just like foreplay. 160 00:06:55,502 --> 00:06:56,881 No, it won't be a porn movie, 161 00:06:56,968 --> 00:06:58,873 I'm not gonna show anything like penetration... 162 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:01,638 - We got this motel for a conception. - Hold on a second. Let's... 163 00:07:01,725 --> 00:07:02,998 I thought that was the point of this. 164 00:07:03,085 --> 00:07:04,012 You said that I could do this. 165 00:07:04,099 --> 00:07:06,518 You said that we could shoot, like, make... document... 166 00:07:06,605 --> 00:07:08,256 You know when I say I have a boundary, 167 00:07:08,343 --> 00:07:09,716 and then you cross the boundary, 168 00:07:09,803 --> 00:07:11,137 and then I say, "You just crossed my boundary"? 169 00:07:11,224 --> 00:07:13,120 Just you're crossing my boundary. 170 00:07:18,442 --> 00:07:20,437 - Oh, baby. - You feel good. 171 00:07:20,538 --> 00:07:24,434 OK, so when you cum, you just have to stay inside me for a little bit 172 00:07:24,521 --> 00:07:26,361 so that the semen doesn't all fall out of me. 173 00:07:26,448 --> 00:07:28,250 Yeah, I got it. 174 00:07:29,651 --> 00:07:31,723 And I'm gonna put my legs up against the wall 175 00:07:31,810 --> 00:07:33,835 for like an hour and a half, just so you know. 176 00:07:33,922 --> 00:07:36,347 Yeah, I got you. Baby, you feel so good. 177 00:07:36,434 --> 00:07:38,120 And just really thrust when you cum, 178 00:07:38,207 --> 00:07:39,423 so it goes into my cervix. 179 00:07:39,510 --> 00:07:42,539 I got it. I got it. I understand. 180 00:07:44,424 --> 00:07:46,057 - Are you ready? - I'm gonna cum. 181 00:07:46,144 --> 00:07:47,769 Oh, yeah! Oh, I love you so... 182 00:07:47,856 --> 00:07:49,369 Oh, my God! You are filming! 183 00:07:49,456 --> 00:07:51,812 - No, I'm not. - You're filming! 184 00:07:51,925 --> 00:07:54,456 - Oh, my God, put that down. - I'm so close. 185 00:07:54,543 --> 00:07:57,781 - Get off me. Get off me. - I'm just shooting a part of it. 186 00:07:57,871 --> 00:07:59,665 You knew we were gonna... We were shooting a video... 187 00:07:59,752 --> 00:08:02,603 You never respect anybody's boundaries. 188 00:08:02,690 --> 00:08:04,835 Do you wanna do this or not? I'm so close. 189 00:08:04,922 --> 00:08:07,485 - Oh, my God. - It's not about boundaries. 190 00:08:07,572 --> 00:08:10,531 - Let go of me! - The idea was to shoot the special night. 191 00:08:10,618 --> 00:08:12,803 - Baby, please? - Get off. 192 00:08:13,770 --> 00:08:15,212 Listen, baby, I'm sorry, OK? 193 00:08:15,299 --> 00:08:16,953 Put that away. Will you just put it away? 194 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:18,813 - Why? - You're so beautiful. 195 00:08:18,900 --> 00:08:20,640 It's a nice document to have, like when... 196 00:08:20,727 --> 00:08:21,642 Mm-hmm. 197 00:08:21,729 --> 00:08:23,779 I-I won't shoot anything if you don't want me to. 198 00:08:24,393 --> 00:08:27,365 I thought the idea was we're gonna shoot the special night... 199 00:08:27,455 --> 00:08:30,579 and preserve it, to, like, our actual conception 200 00:08:30,666 --> 00:08:32,062 of a baby that we're doing together. 201 00:08:32,149 --> 00:08:34,126 I want to do what Richard Linklater did, 202 00:08:34,213 --> 00:08:36,165 and take it even further, you know what I mean, 203 00:08:36,252 --> 00:08:37,204 with "Boyhood." 204 00:08:37,291 --> 00:08:39,990 Well, Richard Linklater is an actual artist. 205 00:08:40,309 --> 00:08:42,976 Thanks. I mean, I mean... 206 00:08:43,063 --> 00:08:44,563 ..that's good. 207 00:08:44,650 --> 00:08:45,828 You know what? Nothing makes me feel better 208 00:08:45,915 --> 00:08:48,029 tha... trying to ruin your self-esteem. 209 00:08:48,213 --> 00:08:50,279 I don't need you for that. 210 00:08:51,096 --> 00:08:53,029 OK. Baby, I... 211 00:08:53,517 --> 00:08:57,735 I-I sometimes acquiesce to your father's strange desires, 212 00:08:57,822 --> 00:09:00,535 and, um, it's not always a smart move on my part, 213 00:09:00,622 --> 00:09:04,407 but, uh... it appears to be what's happening. 214 00:09:04,494 --> 00:09:07,240 So get the fuck over here and let's make a baby. 215 00:09:09,293 --> 00:09:11,557 You know, um... 216 00:09:11,651 --> 00:09:13,763 Aw, you smell like coffee. It's nice. 217 00:09:13,850 --> 00:09:15,928 Oh, really? Yeah? Is it nice? That's good. 218 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:18,671 I love you. I'm really excited about this. 219 00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:20,615 - Me too. - Really excited. 220 00:09:21,174 --> 00:09:23,665 OK. Well, if everything goes well, 221 00:09:23,752 --> 00:09:26,232 we'll see ya in nine months, I guess, all right? 222 00:09:32,154 --> 00:09:33,824 Mmm. 223 00:09:38,020 --> 00:09:40,209 - Oh! - I love you. 224 00:09:41,060 --> 00:09:43,115 - Oh! - I'm gonna cum. 225 00:09:43,251 --> 00:09:44,358 - Yeah? - I'm gonna cum. 226 00:09:44,445 --> 00:09:47,125 I'm gonna cum. I'm gonna cum. 227 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:49,995 I'm coming! Oh, oh, oh, oh! 228 00:09:50,082 --> 00:09:51,403 Oh, God! 229 00:10:01,042 --> 00:10:02,672 Oh, God. 230 00:10:02,987 --> 00:10:04,610 Oh, my God. 231 00:10:04,767 --> 00:10:06,717 Oh. 232 00:10:06,997 --> 00:10:09,321 Oh, God, that felt so good. 233 00:10:17,231 --> 00:10:18,611 Love you. 234 00:10:22,612 --> 00:10:24,193 Do you? 235 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:30,083 I'm sorry. 236 00:10:30,651 --> 00:10:32,436 I did, I'm... 237 00:10:35,230 --> 00:10:36,480 I... 238 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:44,162 That was an accident. 239 00:10:44,270 --> 00:10:45,713 OK? 240 00:10:49,713 --> 00:10:53,467 You said you weren't going to do that. 241 00:10:54,510 --> 00:10:57,342 I swear to God, it was an accident. It slipped out. 242 00:11:06,137 --> 00:11:08,462 You wanna watch "Frasier"? 243 00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:10,951 Where's the remote control? 244 00:11:12,847 --> 00:11:15,420 I just had one here before. 245 00:11:16,862 --> 00:11:19,035 Baby, it was an accident. I'm sorry. Seriously. 246 00:11:19,122 --> 00:11:21,576 - We'll try again later. - You pulled out. 247 00:11:29,738 --> 00:11:31,112 Rosie. 248 00:11:31,980 --> 00:11:33,689 Don't look at me like that. 249 00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:34,811 W-What are you doing? 250 00:11:34,925 --> 00:11:36,759 I'm just checking out to see 251 00:11:36,846 --> 00:11:38,054 if we're gonna make a documentary, 252 00:11:38,141 --> 00:11:41,353 it should be about the whole kit-and-kaboodle, the whole evening. 253 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:44,376 You can turn that off now, because we're doing the conception thing 254 00:11:44,463 --> 00:11:45,736 and we'll try it again later. 255 00:11:45,823 --> 00:11:46,929 Is that what we're gonna do? 256 00:11:47,016 --> 00:11:48,506 We're gonna do the conception thing? 257 00:11:48,632 --> 00:11:50,577 - Later. - Oh, OK. 258 00:11:51,159 --> 00:11:52,795 I'm gonna take a shower, actually. 259 00:11:52,885 --> 00:11:55,475 - Erol, do you want kids? - Huh? 260 00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:05,803 Have you seen the Pert Plus? 261 00:12:06,330 --> 00:12:07,897 It's not in the shower. 262 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:11,576 Hey, Rosie. Turn that off. 263 00:12:12,987 --> 00:12:14,315 Watch TV. 264 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:18,748 Remote control. 265 00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:21,195 These fuckin' things. You can't turn these thing on 266 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:23,227 anymore without a remote control. 267 00:12:23,355 --> 00:12:24,780 Ridiculous. 268 00:12:25,668 --> 00:12:28,001 Erol, do you want kids? 269 00:12:29,900 --> 00:12:31,813 I just wanna know where the remote control is. 270 00:12:32,064 --> 00:12:35,063 Are you ready to have kids? 271 00:12:35,506 --> 00:12:37,381 - Ah... - Yeah. 272 00:12:38,980 --> 00:12:40,503 OK, fine. You know what? 273 00:12:40,590 --> 00:12:41,663 If you're ready to have kids, 274 00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:43,283 then I'm just gonna take your own sperm 275 00:12:43,370 --> 00:12:45,386 and stick it right in my fucking cunt. 276 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:46,759 I'm gonna stick your sperm right in here. 277 00:12:46,846 --> 00:12:48,447 - Don't do that. - Oh, yeah. No, no, no. 278 00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:50,073 You can't get pregnant that way anyway. 279 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:51,245 Do you know how you can get pregnant? 280 00:12:51,332 --> 00:12:52,580 This is exactly how you can get pregnant. 281 00:12:52,667 --> 00:12:55,284 You stick the sperm into your vagina. 282 00:12:55,371 --> 00:12:57,275 - That's how it works. - That's very unhygienic. 283 00:12:57,362 --> 00:13:00,375 We actually told our unborn Victoria. 284 00:13:00,612 --> 00:13:03,313 - Don't do that. Stop doing that. - No. Hey. Gimme... 285 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:05,502 Stop doing it! Seriously. That's not, like, healthy. 286 00:13:05,589 --> 00:13:06,964 Go, like, flush it out. 287 00:13:07,051 --> 00:13:10,485 If you get pregnant that way, the baby's gonna be diseased. 288 00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:13,455 Go flush it out... in the bathroom. 289 00:13:13,690 --> 00:13:16,345 Just go do that. Flush it out. OK? 290 00:13:16,582 --> 00:13:18,149 Wash it out. 291 00:13:29,784 --> 00:13:32,002 - Get away from me. - Go wash yourself. 292 00:13:32,089 --> 00:13:34,103 Go wash yourself. OK? 293 00:13:34,190 --> 00:13:36,391 You don't want kids at all. 294 00:13:40,252 --> 00:13:42,577 I don't know what to tell you, babe. 295 00:13:44,452 --> 00:13:46,173 I've already said it. I've already told you. 296 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:50,008 It was an accident. Drop it, OK? 297 00:13:52,020 --> 00:13:54,633 I mean... Please, look at me. 298 00:13:54,729 --> 00:13:56,439 No. 299 00:13:56,684 --> 00:13:57,978 What? You're... OK? 300 00:13:58,065 --> 00:14:00,199 You are a fucking coward. 301 00:14:00,286 --> 00:14:01,570 What are you doing? 302 00:14:01,657 --> 00:14:03,414 I'm leaving. I'm just leaving. 303 00:14:03,571 --> 00:14:04,972 I don't want to be here anymore. 304 00:14:05,059 --> 00:14:06,111 I don't want to be around you, 305 00:14:06,198 --> 00:14:07,737 I don't even want to even look at you. 306 00:14:07,824 --> 00:14:10,165 Rosie, will you please... 307 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,423 You're being ridiculous. 308 00:14:13,005 --> 00:14:15,292 To your unborn baby: You need to know this about your mom. 309 00:14:15,379 --> 00:14:17,988 - She's been very patient. - She's very histrionic 310 00:14:18,075 --> 00:14:20,002 if she doesn't get what she wants when she wants it. 311 00:14:20,089 --> 00:14:21,696 - Give me this. - What are you... 312 00:14:21,783 --> 00:14:23,198 - You're packing? - I'm packing. 313 00:14:23,285 --> 00:14:25,111 Are we on "Days of our Lives"? 314 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,837 - What is this, a soap opera? - Yeah. You know what? 315 00:14:27,943 --> 00:14:31,409 - Is that what... - You already said that you were ready! 316 00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:34,915 - Hey, that hurts! - Two years ago! Two years! 317 00:14:35,013 --> 00:14:38,143 You know what else hurts? Lies! Long-term lies! 318 00:14:38,230 --> 00:14:41,156 Hey, unborn baby, this is what you got to look forward to, OK? 319 00:14:41,243 --> 00:14:42,534 - Imagine this... - This is marriage! 320 00:14:42,621 --> 00:14:44,263 This is as good as it fucking gets! 321 00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:46,424 - You're in your bedroom... - I know! I've been in other relationships, 322 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:48,151 and they're all fucking terrible! 323 00:14:48,238 --> 00:14:52,095 This is pretty much normal. This is better than normal, actually. 324 00:14:52,352 --> 00:14:54,910 That's your mom there. You're gonna come into this world, 325 00:14:54,997 --> 00:14:56,963 - and that's what you have to deal with. - Long-term lies! 326 00:14:57,050 --> 00:14:58,384 And I don't just want to leave him now; 327 00:14:58,471 --> 00:15:00,457 I've wanted to leave him for so long. 328 00:15:00,544 --> 00:15:02,013 I have so many backup plans. 329 00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:04,190 I have a backup plan for the backup plan for the backup plan. 330 00:15:04,277 --> 00:15:05,683 There's the guy at Starbucks 331 00:15:05,770 --> 00:15:07,118 who's really nice and kind of flirts 332 00:15:07,205 --> 00:15:10,236 every time I give him an extra 50 fucking cents on... 333 00:15:10,323 --> 00:15:11,345 on his tips, 334 00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:13,940 or my friend Mikhaila, I mean, she's a lesbian, 335 00:15:14,027 --> 00:15:16,235 I could be a lesbian, I'm totally interested in being a lesbian, 336 00:15:16,322 --> 00:15:17,853 that would be so much better than this, 337 00:15:17,940 --> 00:15:20,937 and I would raise my frickin' babies on a farm, with goats! 338 00:15:21,217 --> 00:15:24,437 That'd be kids, you know what I mean? Kids and kids. 339 00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:26,823 Kids are goat babies. Sheep doesn't enter into it. 340 00:15:26,910 --> 00:15:29,048 You're gonna be crazy? You're gonna be crazy? That one... 341 00:15:29,135 --> 00:15:30,713 Crazy? I'm crazy? Yeah. 342 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:32,978 No, you ruined my chances of having kids 343 00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:34,846 while I'm a fertile human being! 344 00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:37,063 I'm not crazy. I feel sane, actually. 345 00:15:37,150 --> 00:15:39,611 For the first time in our whole relationship, I feel sane. 346 00:15:39,698 --> 00:15:44,183 I'm saying what I think, which is that you are the most manipulative bastard 347 00:15:44,270 --> 00:15:45,837 on the history of the planet. 348 00:15:45,924 --> 00:15:48,831 Actually, you might just be as manipulative 349 00:15:48,918 --> 00:15:50,501 as every other human on the planet, 350 00:15:50,588 --> 00:15:52,391 as every other male human, 351 00:15:52,525 --> 00:15:55,773 because you're all so... cruel. 352 00:15:57,230 --> 00:15:58,598 Yeah. 353 00:15:59,785 --> 00:16:01,590 Yeah. 354 00:16:01,755 --> 00:16:03,402 Ay. Great. 355 00:16:04,145 --> 00:16:05,820 Did you get it all out of your system? 356 00:16:05,964 --> 00:16:08,726 You feeling better now? 357 00:16:11,150 --> 00:16:13,320 I just really want to have a kid. 358 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,125 At the end of the day, 359 00:16:16,212 --> 00:16:18,305 there are other rooms, right? 360 00:16:18,504 --> 00:16:19,975 Other days. 361 00:16:20,223 --> 00:16:22,885 I already waited though all the other days. 362 00:16:29,887 --> 00:16:33,263 I'm gonna sing you a little tune as you leave. 363 00:16:33,350 --> 00:16:35,685 That's great, take the Doritos. That's great. 364 00:16:37,409 --> 00:16:39,118 What is it? Why are you looking at me like that?! 365 00:16:39,205 --> 00:16:42,164 This is absurd! We'll do it again in a little while! 366 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:46,487 ♪ Rosie, please don't exit, I love you, this isn't like Brexit ♪ 367 00:16:46,574 --> 00:16:48,456 ♪ We're not gonna make a mistake this time ♪ 368 00:16:48,543 --> 00:16:50,204 ♪ We're gonna get it right, that's why I'm rhyming ♪ 369 00:16:50,291 --> 00:16:52,313 ♪ Listen to me, I'm gonna start climbing on top of you ♪ 370 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,111 I'm getting on my knees. Seriously, I love you so much. 371 00:16:54,198 --> 00:16:56,336 Please, no. You can't go. 372 00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:57,743 Please. I'm begging you. 373 00:16:57,830 --> 00:16:59,843 I'm ready. Seriously. 374 00:17:00,402 --> 00:17:02,862 You cannot leave. Don't leave. 375 00:17:02,949 --> 00:17:04,597 Get out of the way, Erol. Get out of the way. 376 00:17:04,684 --> 00:17:06,337 - This's seriously. You're gonna come back. - Get out of the way. 377 00:17:06,424 --> 00:17:08,431 - You're coming back. - No, I'm not coming back. 378 00:17:08,894 --> 00:17:12,042 - Rosie. Rosie. - I don't... This fucking thing. 379 00:17:12,129 --> 00:17:14,009 Please don't leave. OK, I'm sorry. Wait a minute, 380 00:17:14,096 --> 00:17:15,973 Leave me alone. Just leave me alone. 381 00:17:16,060 --> 00:17:17,267 I'm sorry. Listen, I'm sorry. 382 00:17:17,354 --> 00:17:19,747 You're not sorry. You are not sorry. 383 00:17:19,856 --> 00:17:20,886 Get out of the way. 384 00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:22,639 I do love you, Erol, I really do. 385 00:17:22,726 --> 00:17:24,222 I just... hate you. 386 00:17:24,309 --> 00:17:25,877 So you don't love me, basically? 387 00:17:25,964 --> 00:17:27,703 Is that what you're saying? Never did? 388 00:17:27,949 --> 00:17:29,929 I just wish I never had. 389 00:18:28,965 --> 00:18:32,726 I forgot my phone. Can I have it, please? 390 00:18:34,806 --> 00:18:36,881 - Thank you. - I'm not ready. 391 00:18:39,613 --> 00:18:42,594 I'm sorry, I'm not. I'm not ready. 392 00:18:42,690 --> 00:18:45,601 OK? I want to be. 393 00:18:45,974 --> 00:18:48,599 I want to be. 394 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,487 And you're so excited, 395 00:18:51,574 --> 00:18:52,923 and I know you want to have a baby, 396 00:18:53,010 --> 00:18:54,979 and I look at you and I... and I... 397 00:18:55,066 --> 00:18:57,572 I want to be excited too, but I'm terrified, 398 00:18:57,659 --> 00:18:59,525 and I just know, I just know... 399 00:18:59,612 --> 00:19:02,119 I'm know I'm gonna be a bad father and I'm gonna lose you 400 00:19:02,206 --> 00:19:04,719 and I'd rather... 401 00:19:04,809 --> 00:19:06,393 I don't wanna... 402 00:19:06,582 --> 00:19:08,495 I'm just not ready. I don't... I don't know. 403 00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:10,430 Besides that, I don't... 404 00:19:10,746 --> 00:19:13,297 I'm sorry. OK? 405 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,719 I just feel really alone. 406 00:19:40,270 --> 00:19:43,031 I want to do this so much. 407 00:19:43,730 --> 00:19:46,430 I don't wanna do it by myself. 408 00:19:52,112 --> 00:19:53,902 Ohh. 409 00:19:54,475 --> 00:19:55,926 Uhhh. 410 00:19:58,918 --> 00:20:02,406 Erol, and I don't want to have just any kid in the world. 411 00:20:02,850 --> 00:20:05,390 I really wanted to have your kid. 412 00:20:23,401 --> 00:20:24,691 Oh! 413 00:21:00,656 --> 00:21:04,052 Oh... oh... oh... 414 00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:12,395 Oh, God. Oh, God. 415 00:21:13,738 --> 00:21:17,466 Oh. Oh! Ohh... 416 00:21:28,362 --> 00:21:32,862 ♪ Ooh, baby ♪ 417 00:21:33,494 --> 00:21:36,854 ♪ Yes, oh, baby ♪ 418 00:21:38,769 --> 00:21:42,127 ♪ Yes, oh, baby ♪ 419 00:21:43,902 --> 00:21:47,190 ♪ Yes, oh, baby ♪ 420 00:21:50,699 --> 00:21:54,404 ♪ When we're out in the moonlight ♪ 421 00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:55,955 ♪ Shoo-bop, shoo-bop ♪ 422 00:21:56,042 --> 00:21:59,635 ♪ Looking up at the stars above ♪ 423 00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:01,465 ♪ Shoo-bop, shoo-bop ♪ 424 00:22:01,552 --> 00:22:04,315 ♪ Feels so good when I'm near you ♪ 425 00:22:05,108 --> 00:22:06,316 ♪ Shoo-bop, shoo-bop ♪ 426 00:22:06,403 --> 00:22:09,745 ♪ Holding hands and making love ♪ 427 00:22:09,832 --> 00:22:14,362 ♪ Ooh, ooh, baby ♪ 428 00:22:14,449 --> 00:22:15,495 ♪ Baby ♪ 429 00:22:15,582 --> 00:22:17,837 ♪ Yes, oh, baby ♪ 430 00:22:17,924 --> 00:22:21,165 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 431 00:22:21,252 --> 00:22:24,225 ♪ Baby ♪ 432 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:33,435 ♪ Butterfly ♪ 433 00:22:34,900 --> 00:22:37,435 ♪ Butterfly ♪ 434 00:22:39,310 --> 00:22:42,095 ♪ Butterfly ♪ 435 00:22:43,190 --> 00:22:44,845 911, what's your emergency? 436 00:22:46,980 --> 00:22:48,935 I'm scared. 33029

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