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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:13,636 --> 00:00:18,844 Subtitles by explosiveskull 3 00:00:29,796 --> 00:00:31,150 Come on, come on. 4 00:00:31,152 --> 00:00:32,783 Owe, owe, owe. 5 00:00:32,785 --> 00:00:35,356 - Come on, hurry up. - Wee! 6 00:00:35,358 --> 00:00:36,884 Owe, watch it. 7 00:00:36,886 --> 00:00:39,421 - Yeah! - That's not fair! 8 00:00:39,423 --> 00:00:40,986 Guys, guys, we got to keep going. 9 00:00:40,988 --> 00:00:43,454 Move over. 10 00:00:45,297 --> 00:00:46,897 Please pipe down! 11 00:00:56,073 --> 00:00:57,739 - Open the window. - Tell your mom, 12 00:00:57,741 --> 00:00:58,852 at least that's done. 13 00:01:00,384 --> 00:01:02,084 Patty! 14 00:01:02,086 --> 00:01:02,953 Huh? 15 00:01:02,955 --> 00:01:05,456 Oh, Jennifer, hi. 16 00:01:05,458 --> 00:01:07,785 Oh, hi Luis, I need you to answer a question 17 00:01:07,787 --> 00:01:09,175 for a school news survey, okay? 18 00:01:09,177 --> 00:01:10,217 Uh, okay. 19 00:01:10,219 --> 00:01:11,192 Patty, you ready? 20 00:01:12,688 --> 00:01:15,432 Luis, on a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate 21 00:01:15,434 --> 00:01:17,864 this recent school trip to Dragon's Peak Mountain? 22 00:01:17,866 --> 00:01:20,819 Uh, ah, have you seen my shoe? 23 00:01:20,821 --> 00:01:21,688 It's yellow. 24 00:01:21,690 --> 00:01:22,801 I'm the journalist, 25 00:01:22,803 --> 00:01:24,052 I'll ask the questions here, Luis. 26 00:01:24,054 --> 00:01:26,033 Hey, Louise! 27 00:01:26,035 --> 00:01:26,971 This yours? 28 00:01:26,973 --> 00:01:29,056 Give it back, Marlon! 29 00:01:29,058 --> 00:01:30,342 Got it! 30 00:01:30,344 --> 00:01:32,013 Hey Marlon go long. 31 00:01:36,915 --> 00:01:37,784 Hey, catch! 32 00:01:40,460 --> 00:01:41,604 - There. - Thanks. 33 00:01:41,606 --> 00:01:43,551 Now, back to business. 34 00:01:43,553 --> 00:01:45,429 Still waiting for your answer there, champ. 35 00:01:45,431 --> 00:01:48,105 Um, I don't know, 5? 36 00:01:48,107 --> 00:01:49,912 Jolly, thanks. 37 00:01:49,914 --> 00:01:51,895 Get that Patty, Patty? 38 00:02:07,536 --> 00:02:08,473 - Yay, yah. - Oh. 39 00:02:08,476 --> 00:02:11,254 Order, children, order is everything. 40 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:14,208 - There you are. - Come on. 41 00:02:15,983 --> 00:02:18,379 Marlon, look at the state of you! 42 00:02:18,381 --> 00:02:20,502 - Huh? - What will people say, huh? 43 00:02:23,420 --> 00:02:24,289 Uh, Mom. 44 00:02:32,631 --> 00:02:33,327 Huh? 45 00:02:38,089 --> 00:02:38,956 Luis! 46 00:02:39,654 --> 00:02:41,111 Why are you still here? 47 00:02:41,113 --> 00:02:42,781 Did your father forget to pick you up again? 48 00:02:42,783 --> 00:02:46,429 Uh no, he's just very busy trying to, you know, 49 00:02:46,431 --> 00:02:47,576 well he's, uh... 50 00:02:47,578 --> 00:02:49,001 You'll never get home on that. 51 00:02:49,003 --> 00:02:50,739 Come on, I'll give you a ride home! 52 00:02:50,741 --> 00:02:51,642 What? 53 00:02:51,644 --> 00:02:53,868 No, that's not necessary! 54 00:02:53,870 --> 00:02:56,542 It's, it's no problem, really. 55 00:02:58,631 --> 00:03:00,126 Watch where you going. 56 00:03:32,590 --> 00:03:33,873 Hey, boy! 57 00:03:33,876 --> 00:03:36,829 That bike looks like it belongs on a scrapheap. 58 00:03:36,831 --> 00:03:39,434 I'm getting a new one, tomorrow is my birthday. 59 00:03:39,436 --> 00:03:42,529 Oh I, have an ice birthday! 60 00:03:42,531 --> 00:03:43,676 Did you hear what I did there? 61 00:03:43,678 --> 00:03:45,657 Because I am an ice cream man, you see, 62 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:48,961 I'm selling ice cream. 63 00:04:14,300 --> 00:04:15,931 Not to criticize, 64 00:04:15,933 --> 00:04:19,997 but that last snip left much to be desired, darling. 65 00:04:24,518 --> 00:04:29,070 Hey Louise, what took you so long? 66 00:04:29,072 --> 00:04:31,920 Child, look at the state of your house and lawn. 67 00:04:31,922 --> 00:04:33,241 They're a disgrace! 68 00:04:33,243 --> 00:04:35,639 We're all sick of it! 69 00:04:35,641 --> 00:04:36,925 Yes, Mr. Winter. 70 00:04:36,927 --> 00:04:38,870 And tell your father the block association 71 00:04:38,872 --> 00:04:42,592 is considering discussing taking steps, steps, Louise! 72 00:04:43,601 --> 00:04:46,170 Unacceptable, there's no other word for it. 73 00:04:46,172 --> 00:04:48,676 It's absolutely unacceptable. 74 00:04:52,672 --> 00:04:53,573 Huh? 75 00:05:17,525 --> 00:05:20,442 Who, what, huh, who's there? 76 00:05:20,444 --> 00:05:22,007 It's only me, Luis. 77 00:05:22,009 --> 00:05:23,363 Lu, what, there? 78 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:24,961 I'm back from the school trip. 79 00:05:24,963 --> 00:05:26,698 Dragon's Peak, remember? 80 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:30,280 Luis, you're so tall! 81 00:05:30,282 --> 00:05:31,533 How long were you gone? 82 00:05:32,576 --> 00:05:34,067 Four days, Dad. 83 00:05:34,069 --> 00:05:36,084 Ah, four days. 84 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:38,169 No wonder I'm so hungry. 85 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:39,664 What time is it, huh? 86 00:05:39,666 --> 00:05:40,533 Just after six. 87 00:05:40,535 --> 00:05:43,487 Ah, almost dark. 88 00:05:43,489 --> 00:05:46,580 Time to get up and get to work! 89 00:06:15,779 --> 00:06:20,055 Huh? 90 00:06:36,878 --> 00:06:38,441 Here's your breakfast. 91 00:06:38,443 --> 00:06:41,081 Right, that's six degrees north. 92 00:06:41,083 --> 00:06:44,140 And I have a cake baking in the oven, 93 00:06:44,142 --> 00:06:46,643 a birthday cake for tomorrow. 94 00:06:46,645 --> 00:06:48,763 Good, good, ovens are good. 95 00:06:48,765 --> 00:06:51,509 - Ah, Okay, 1, 2, - A raisin cake, 96 00:06:51,511 --> 00:06:53,839 - 3, 4. - Like Mom used to make. 97 00:06:55,091 --> 00:06:56,132 And, Dad? 98 00:06:56,134 --> 00:06:59,156 I found another bunch of bills in the trash. 99 00:06:59,158 --> 00:07:02,632 If we don't start paying them soon they, 100 00:07:02,634 --> 00:07:04,995 they say they're gonna turn off the electricity 101 00:07:04,997 --> 00:07:05,864 - and the - Ah, that's very interesting. 102 00:07:05,866 --> 00:07:06,870 Yes, yes, Yes. 103 00:07:06,872 --> 00:07:07,809 But, Dad! 104 00:07:07,811 --> 00:07:11,042 Luis, please. I have to concentrate. 105 00:07:11,044 --> 00:07:13,093 There is intelligent life out there somewhere! 106 00:07:13,095 --> 00:07:15,181 And your father has to find it. 107 00:07:18,344 --> 00:07:21,123 Come here my boy, let me tell you a story. 108 00:07:21,126 --> 00:07:24,078 A long time ago, when I was just seven, 109 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:28,005 I encountered a real alien here on earth." 110 00:07:28,007 --> 00:07:29,395 It was monstrous! 111 00:07:29,397 --> 00:07:32,350 Vile to behold, truly frightening! 112 00:07:32,352 --> 00:07:35,304 It tried to abduct me, but I escaped. 113 00:07:35,306 --> 00:07:37,633 Nobody believes me, of course 114 00:07:37,635 --> 00:07:39,232 but one day, I will... 115 00:07:39,234 --> 00:07:41,875 Dad, you've told me this 3 thousand-billion times. 116 00:07:42,919 --> 00:07:43,819 What's that? 117 00:07:43,821 --> 00:07:45,977 It's the kitchen timer for my cake. 118 00:07:47,089 --> 00:07:50,390 Ah, ah, well, then, where was I? 119 00:08:05,372 --> 00:08:07,282 Look at that! 120 00:08:07,284 --> 00:08:08,845 Oh my goodness. 121 00:08:08,847 --> 00:08:12,147 All right, sweetheart, it's only a tiny speck. 122 00:08:12,150 --> 00:08:14,304 Let's dial it back to DefCon 3, shall we? 123 00:08:14,306 --> 00:08:18,961 Now it's a tiny speck, but tomorrow it could be a smudge. 124 00:08:18,963 --> 00:08:20,976 The next day, a glop! 125 00:08:20,978 --> 00:08:24,453 I really need your support here, darling. 126 00:08:24,455 --> 00:08:26,155 Yes, dear. 127 00:08:26,157 --> 00:08:31,404 I am calm, nothing upsets me, I am totally relaxed. 128 00:08:31,406 --> 00:08:32,761 What's up dawgs? 129 00:08:32,763 --> 00:08:36,513 Don't call us dawgs, dear and tuck your shirt in! 130 00:08:36,515 --> 00:08:37,558 Whatever. 131 00:08:38,844 --> 00:08:40,788 And don't forget that Sarah's school play 132 00:08:40,790 --> 00:08:42,422 is this afternoon! 133 00:08:42,425 --> 00:08:43,917 Oh that's whack, yo. 134 00:08:43,919 --> 00:08:45,238 Do I really gotta go? 135 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:46,975 Oh you'll be there! 136 00:08:46,977 --> 00:08:48,227 I'm taking time off work 137 00:08:48,229 --> 00:08:51,147 to see our snookums stunning performance. 138 00:08:52,190 --> 00:08:53,196 I'm a princess! 139 00:08:53,198 --> 00:08:55,805 You're a royal pain with a booger brain. 140 00:08:55,807 --> 00:08:57,786 Marlon, be nice to your sister. 141 00:08:57,788 --> 00:08:59,037 No. 142 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:00,671 Well, I tried. 143 00:09:04,321 --> 00:09:07,518 I am a butterfly in the eye of a hurricane. 144 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:10,890 I am fragile and beautiful, but safe. 145 00:09:19,616 --> 00:09:20,309 Good morning, son! 146 00:09:20,311 --> 00:09:22,987 Today is a very special day! 147 00:09:24,239 --> 00:09:25,661 Close your eyes, Luis. 148 00:09:25,663 --> 00:09:27,505 I have a big surprise for you. 149 00:09:29,347 --> 00:09:32,856 And open, huh? 150 00:09:32,858 --> 00:09:33,968 There were patterned irregularities 151 00:09:33,970 --> 00:09:35,464 in the ambient noise last night 152 00:09:35,466 --> 00:09:39,147 and your father recorded them successfully. 153 00:09:39,150 --> 00:09:40,260 Look! 154 00:09:40,262 --> 00:09:42,518 For so long I've been sending signals into space 155 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:45,439 and now I finally picked up something like this! 156 00:09:45,441 --> 00:09:46,726 You know what that means? 157 00:09:46,728 --> 00:09:50,756 There are unidentified flying objects in our solar system! 158 00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:52,147 Isn't that exciting? 159 00:09:52,150 --> 00:09:54,685 There's a chance that they could land here on earth 160 00:09:54,687 --> 00:09:58,892 and this time I will be ready! 161 00:10:04,418 --> 00:10:05,425 What's the matter? 162 00:10:05,427 --> 00:10:07,197 Aren't you happy for me? 163 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:08,240 Yes, I am, but... 164 00:10:08,242 --> 00:10:11,368 You know, you could be a bit more enthusiastic. 165 00:10:11,370 --> 00:10:14,114 Your father is the leading mind in his field. 166 00:10:14,116 --> 00:10:15,886 You can ask me anything! 167 00:10:15,888 --> 00:10:17,035 Um. 168 00:10:17,037 --> 00:10:18,042 Well, come on. 169 00:10:18,044 --> 00:10:21,379 Um, why can't you just have a normal job? 170 00:10:21,381 --> 00:10:23,675 Like everyone else's Dad? 171 00:10:23,677 --> 00:10:26,070 Oh my gosh! 172 00:10:26,768 --> 00:10:27,809 Huh? 173 00:10:27,811 --> 00:10:29,514 Don't move, they're here! 174 00:10:31,357 --> 00:10:33,372 Happy birthday to me. 175 00:10:35,737 --> 00:10:39,557 - He's coming. - Let's get outta here! 176 00:11:07,436 --> 00:11:10,145 Huh, oh! 177 00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:11,048 Attention citizens! 178 00:11:11,051 --> 00:11:12,265 Aliens have landed on Earth! 179 00:11:12,267 --> 00:11:14,318 Oh, please, not again! 180 00:11:16,437 --> 00:11:18,382 The moment of my vindication has arrived! 181 00:11:18,384 --> 00:11:20,468 Hide your houses and lock your children... 182 00:11:21,373 --> 00:11:22,866 Hide your children and lock your houses! 183 00:11:22,868 --> 00:11:25,161 Will you stop shouting, you loony-bin! 184 00:11:25,163 --> 00:11:27,072 You'll give my wife a migraine 185 00:11:27,075 --> 00:11:29,573 and believe me, that never ends well. 186 00:11:29,576 --> 00:11:31,138 But this time it's for real! 187 00:11:31,140 --> 00:11:32,809 I saw them right in my own yard! 188 00:11:35,867 --> 00:11:36,908 There, you see! 189 00:11:36,910 --> 00:11:39,168 Ha, who's the loony-bin now? 190 00:11:39,170 --> 00:11:41,322 Lucky for you all, I have long prepared for this day! 191 00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:43,546 What do you think you're doing! 192 00:11:43,548 --> 00:11:46,190 Here are your aliens! 193 00:11:47,095 --> 00:11:50,498 Oh, you two are double-decker-ultra-grounded! 194 00:11:51,891 --> 00:11:55,609 Oh, it's the Henderson kids, again. 195 00:11:58,808 --> 00:12:01,102 It's okay, you'll be good as new. 196 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:06,765 And a nut-bucket like that is raising a kid by himself! 197 00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:09,964 Poor boy, a dead mother and a crack-pot for a father. 198 00:12:09,966 --> 00:12:11,773 I'm calling Child Services. 199 00:12:12,746 --> 00:12:13,995 It's ridiculous. 200 00:12:13,997 --> 00:12:15,942 That's an excellent idea, you should do that. 201 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,019 Oh boy. 202 00:12:30,090 --> 00:12:32,243 We thank you all again for choosing 203 00:12:32,245 --> 00:12:34,293 Cosmic Caravan Cruiselines. 204 00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:36,728 We put the you in Universe. 205 00:12:36,730 --> 00:12:38,188 On the left side of the vessel 206 00:12:38,190 --> 00:12:42,567 you can now see Planet P.U. 1753-L, 207 00:12:42,569 --> 00:12:44,860 known locally as Ee-yarth. 208 00:12:44,862 --> 00:12:46,876 One of the few inhabited planets 209 00:12:46,878 --> 00:12:49,136 in this backward part of the galaxy. 210 00:12:49,138 --> 00:12:53,307 It is comprised of one-third land, one-third water, 211 00:12:53,309 --> 00:12:56,088 and one-third high-fructose corn syrup. 212 00:12:57,306 --> 00:12:59,981 Ancient Fleegyarblians used this planet 213 00:12:59,983 --> 00:13:01,858 as a toxic waste dump, 214 00:13:01,860 --> 00:13:04,919 from which, primitive life-forms have evolved. 215 00:13:06,657 --> 00:13:09,054 Ew, they look so bizarre... 216 00:13:09,958 --> 00:13:11,902 You know, you are so right, beautiful. 217 00:13:11,904 --> 00:13:13,050 They don't hold a candle to you 218 00:13:13,052 --> 00:13:15,172 or each of your many sparkling eyes. 219 00:13:16,145 --> 00:13:17,430 So here you are. 220 00:13:17,432 --> 00:13:21,286 Oh, hey honey, it's not how it looks. 221 00:13:21,288 --> 00:13:22,643 She means nothing to me. 222 00:13:22,645 --> 00:13:23,929 What? 223 00:13:23,931 --> 00:13:25,632 - You little - Oh! 224 00:13:25,634 --> 00:13:26,744 - Rotten, - Oh! 225 00:13:26,746 --> 00:13:27,752 - Despicable, - Ow! 226 00:13:27,754 --> 00:13:29,838 Flargnarg! 227 00:13:30,779 --> 00:13:31,645 Dinner? 228 00:13:31,647 --> 00:13:33,730 I could eat. 229 00:13:33,732 --> 00:13:36,893 Ah in my defense, it says all that word for word 230 00:13:36,895 --> 00:13:37,936 in my Spacedate profile! 231 00:13:37,938 --> 00:13:40,683 Oh Wabo, why don't you give the ladies a rest 232 00:13:40,685 --> 00:13:42,386 and focus on your gluttony. 233 00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:44,436 It's by far your greatest vice. 234 00:13:44,438 --> 00:13:46,312 Hey Nag, Wabo, check it out! 235 00:13:46,314 --> 00:13:48,677 We can pick up Television signals from this planet. 236 00:13:48,679 --> 00:13:50,936 Oh, anything good on? 237 00:13:50,938 --> 00:13:51,842 Breaking news. 238 00:13:53,684 --> 00:13:55,593 Mog, what are you doing? 239 00:13:55,595 --> 00:13:57,958 You're not supposed to play around with the monitors! 240 00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:58,965 Yeah, give me that! 241 00:13:58,967 --> 00:14:00,807 Mine, give me! 242 00:14:00,809 --> 00:14:04,005 Stop it, you two or you're gonna break something! 243 00:14:04,007 --> 00:14:04,978 I'll do it! 244 00:14:05,676 --> 00:14:07,134 ♪ Baby, baby ♪ 245 00:14:08,353 --> 00:14:09,497 Yummy! 246 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:10,922 This astonishing product. 247 00:14:10,925 --> 00:14:11,826 Oh, that's cool. 248 00:14:11,828 --> 00:14:12,938 The NubbiDubbi! 249 00:14:12,940 --> 00:14:14,292 Ah. 250 00:14:14,294 --> 00:14:16,483 The NubbiDubbi is a high quality, interactive massage mat, 251 00:14:16,485 --> 00:14:19,646 that will work out any knots or kinks that you might have. 252 00:14:19,648 --> 00:14:22,219 Oh Bill, that sounds fabulous! 253 00:14:22,221 --> 00:14:23,991 Take a look dear viewers. 254 00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:25,346 Every one of these nubs is made of a 255 00:14:25,348 --> 00:14:28,196 hyper flexible fiber re-enforced polymer. 256 00:14:28,198 --> 00:14:30,038 That really will help you get to those 257 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:34,454 hard to reach spots and send you to cloud nine. 258 00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:37,546 Absolutely Bill, and even more. 259 00:14:37,548 --> 00:14:39,737 This product can give your empty life 260 00:14:39,739 --> 00:14:42,657 the meaning you so desperately crave. 261 00:14:42,659 --> 00:14:44,012 Whoa. 262 00:14:44,014 --> 00:14:45,715 Turn it on Jill. 263 00:14:45,717 --> 00:14:46,828 Sure Bill. 264 00:14:46,830 --> 00:14:48,079 Wow! 265 00:14:48,081 --> 00:14:49,436 I feel so alive! 266 00:14:51,521 --> 00:14:55,064 I love this NubbiDubbi! 267 00:14:55,066 --> 00:14:59,410 Uh-huh, I love this NubbiDubbi. 268 00:14:59,412 --> 00:15:01,634 And you will too viewers! 269 00:15:01,636 --> 00:15:05,491 And a special feature, you can adjust the intensity! 270 00:15:05,493 --> 00:15:07,928 It goes all the way up to eleven. 271 00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:11,229 Up to eleven! 272 00:15:11,231 --> 00:15:12,447 - Wow. - Whoa, oh. 273 00:15:13,940 --> 00:15:16,511 Friends, if you don't order this item today, 274 00:15:16,513 --> 00:15:19,779 I'm 100% confident the rest of your life 275 00:15:19,781 --> 00:15:22,664 will be consumed by pain and regret. 276 00:15:22,666 --> 00:15:24,227 Am I right, Bill? 277 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:27,355 So don't hesitate to contact me. 278 00:15:27,357 --> 00:15:29,406 I am waiting for you! 279 00:15:29,408 --> 00:15:30,483 For us? 280 00:15:30,485 --> 00:15:31,700 Did you hear that? 281 00:15:31,702 --> 00:15:33,994 She is waiting for us! 282 00:15:33,996 --> 00:15:38,026 There are only 279 of these one-of-a-kind items left, 283 00:15:38,028 --> 00:15:39,068 so you can't afford to hesitate. 284 00:15:39,070 --> 00:15:42,232 Only 279 left! 285 00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:44,561 Hey, what are you guys doing? 286 00:15:44,563 --> 00:15:46,647 Mog, Wabo, wait! 287 00:15:46,650 --> 00:15:48,559 I am not going anyway with you! 288 00:15:48,561 --> 00:15:50,610 Okay, see ya! 289 00:15:58,362 --> 00:16:00,897 Hey, where are we going? 290 00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:02,497 We're not supposed to be in here. 291 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:04,198 We're going down to that planet 292 00:16:04,201 --> 00:16:07,744 to get some NubbiDubbi before they run out! 293 00:16:07,746 --> 00:16:08,787 What? 294 00:16:08,789 --> 00:16:11,185 We don't know anything about the eeyarthlings! 295 00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:12,820 They could be dangerous! 296 00:16:12,822 --> 00:16:13,689 Oh come on! 297 00:16:13,691 --> 00:16:15,287 You heard what Jill said, 298 00:16:15,289 --> 00:16:16,608 "If we don't order this item, 299 00:16:16,610 --> 00:16:19,701 I'm 100% sure that you will regret it." 300 00:16:19,703 --> 00:16:20,883 That's what she said! 301 00:16:20,885 --> 00:16:23,977 But the captain has expressly forbidden anybody to... 302 00:16:23,979 --> 00:16:26,410 Nag, don't be such a splignorp! 303 00:16:26,412 --> 00:16:28,635 We'll be back before they even know we're gone. 304 00:16:28,637 --> 00:16:31,275 Now come on, we don't wanna keep Jill waiting. 305 00:16:31,277 --> 00:16:32,701 I will not come along with you! 306 00:16:32,703 --> 00:16:34,439 No way! 307 00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:45,144 Hi Jennifer! 308 00:16:45,146 --> 00:16:46,327 Would you like some cake? 309 00:16:46,329 --> 00:16:49,318 I made it myself, with extra raisins! 310 00:16:51,994 --> 00:16:53,522 We made a raft, as well. 311 00:16:55,505 --> 00:16:56,580 Hey, Jenny! 312 00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:58,355 Brought ya a slice of my cake. 313 00:17:00,162 --> 00:17:01,344 Don't mind if I do! 314 00:17:02,838 --> 00:17:05,407 Mmh, hey, this is some legit cake, yo. 315 00:17:05,409 --> 00:17:06,450 Did you make this? 316 00:17:06,452 --> 00:17:09,302 Uh, I mean, gross, dweeb! 317 00:17:09,304 --> 00:17:10,309 Hey, give that back! 318 00:17:10,311 --> 00:17:13,785 And what you gonna do about it, Louise? 319 00:17:13,787 --> 00:17:16,878 Sic your loony old man on me with his cray-cray-gun, yo? 320 00:17:21,712 --> 00:17:22,718 You jerk! 321 00:17:25,187 --> 00:17:26,785 Hey, whoa, cool it dude. 322 00:17:26,787 --> 00:17:28,314 Let go. 323 00:17:28,316 --> 00:17:29,045 - I am an ice man. - Got ya. 324 00:17:29,047 --> 00:17:31,200 I am selling ice-creams. 325 00:17:35,789 --> 00:17:37,875 What a loser. 326 00:17:38,952 --> 00:17:42,253 Here, latest webcast is up on the school news site. 327 00:17:42,255 --> 00:17:43,920 Big whoop. 328 00:17:43,922 --> 00:17:46,527 Wow, have you got any stories in it? 329 00:17:46,529 --> 00:17:50,698 No, they ran a piece last time, after the credits, 330 00:17:50,701 --> 00:17:51,915 like bloopers. 331 00:17:51,917 --> 00:17:55,390 Well, maybe you'll have a big story in the next one. 332 00:17:55,392 --> 00:17:57,544 They only let me do those stupid surveys 333 00:17:57,546 --> 00:18:00,048 because certain editors at the school news network 334 00:18:00,051 --> 00:18:02,759 are incapable of recognizing an epic talent 335 00:18:02,761 --> 00:18:04,498 when they see it. 336 00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:06,444 That's so unfair. 337 00:18:06,446 --> 00:18:10,336 Yea well, uh, Luis, do you need a hand? 338 00:18:10,338 --> 00:18:13,673 Huh, no, no, I'm cool. 339 00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:17,532 Okay, come on Patty, 340 00:18:17,534 --> 00:18:19,933 these flyers aren't gonna hand themselves out. 341 00:18:20,835 --> 00:18:25,596 Smooth Luis, real smooth. 342 00:18:28,761 --> 00:18:29,804 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 343 00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:36,405 This is Luis. 344 00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:40,297 Oh, I feel I've come not a moment too soon! 345 00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:41,133 What? 346 00:18:41,135 --> 00:18:42,940 Ms. Diekendaker is Headmistress 347 00:18:42,942 --> 00:18:45,409 of the Sunny Days Home for Neglected Children. 348 00:18:47,216 --> 00:18:49,301 I'm worried about you, young Mr. Sonntag. 349 00:18:49,303 --> 00:18:50,517 One of your neighbors has reported 350 00:18:50,519 --> 00:18:52,916 the sub-standard conditions you're forced to live in, 351 00:18:52,918 --> 00:18:55,628 and the questionable fitness of your guardian! 352 00:18:55,630 --> 00:18:57,191 Since the passing of your poor mother 353 00:18:57,193 --> 00:18:59,415 things seem to unraveling fast. 354 00:18:59,417 --> 00:19:03,238 What, no, I, my dad... 355 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:06,332 Don't you think you'd be much better off at Sunny-Days? 356 00:19:06,334 --> 00:19:07,409 You'll have so much fun living with 357 00:19:07,411 --> 00:19:09,913 all those other problem children. 358 00:19:09,915 --> 00:19:11,233 Wouldn't that be nice? 359 00:19:11,235 --> 00:19:13,075 No, I don't want to go away! 360 00:19:13,077 --> 00:19:14,362 Ew. 361 00:19:14,364 --> 00:19:17,212 Dear boy, it's not about what you want, but what you need. 362 00:19:17,214 --> 00:19:18,533 But. 363 00:19:18,535 --> 00:19:22,078 Oh, my, you're not going to cry, are you, Luis? 364 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,479 There now, let me dry those tears. 365 00:19:26,215 --> 00:19:27,987 Huh, uh, uh? 366 00:19:32,161 --> 00:19:34,175 Well, well, well. 367 00:19:34,177 --> 00:19:37,927 These are definitely the tears of a lonely boy. 368 00:19:37,929 --> 00:19:39,213 What? 369 00:19:39,215 --> 00:19:41,090 You and your father will be in my office 370 00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:42,967 this afternoon at three p.m. on the dot. 371 00:19:42,969 --> 00:19:44,913 Do you understand? 372 00:19:44,915 --> 00:19:46,269 But... 373 00:19:46,271 --> 00:19:49,084 Please be punctual, garbage-free, and wearing both shoes. 374 00:19:59,133 --> 00:20:01,771 - Dad, Dad, Dad. - Luis, please! 375 00:20:01,773 --> 00:20:03,753 I need my sleep. 376 00:20:03,755 --> 00:20:04,726 No, wait! 377 00:20:04,728 --> 00:20:07,055 Dad, you've got to come to school with me! 378 00:20:07,057 --> 00:20:11,331 I have a PhD son, I went to school. 379 00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:13,241 Dad, they want to send me away 380 00:20:13,243 --> 00:20:15,501 to a home called Sunny Side. 381 00:20:15,503 --> 00:20:18,039 We gotta stop them, Dad, please! 382 00:20:18,041 --> 00:20:21,097 Not sunny-side up, son, over-easy. 383 00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:22,594 You know that, Luis. 384 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:29,754 The Aliens. 385 00:20:48,141 --> 00:20:49,704 Huh? 386 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,321 Huh? 387 00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:05,275 What the? 388 00:21:05,277 --> 00:21:06,282 Whoa! 389 00:21:08,579 --> 00:21:10,177 Are you sure we're at the right place? 390 00:21:10,179 --> 00:21:13,547 Of course, the autopilot just followed the signal. 391 00:21:13,550 --> 00:21:14,694 What do you mean? 392 00:21:14,696 --> 00:21:17,336 Well, this is exactly where the signal came from. 393 00:21:17,338 --> 00:21:18,760 It must be Jill and Bill. 394 00:21:18,762 --> 00:21:20,811 They're expecting us. 395 00:21:25,019 --> 00:21:25,922 Stop it, Wabo! 396 00:21:25,925 --> 00:21:28,806 One doesn't scribble on foreign planets! 397 00:21:28,808 --> 00:21:29,988 What's he writing? 398 00:21:29,990 --> 00:21:34,160 Mog is a butt-head 399 00:21:34,162 --> 00:21:35,063 What? 400 00:21:35,065 --> 00:21:36,245 Oh come here, you. 401 00:21:36,247 --> 00:21:37,705 I'm gonna year you apart. 402 00:21:37,707 --> 00:21:38,643 I'm gonna slam you. 403 00:21:38,645 --> 00:21:39,338 I'm going to. 404 00:21:41,286 --> 00:21:42,396 Uh oh. 405 00:21:42,398 --> 00:21:44,064 How dare you... 406 00:22:01,655 --> 00:22:03,321 Aw, you made us crash! 407 00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:04,468 No, you made us crash! 408 00:22:04,470 --> 00:22:08,812 And look, the viewing screen is completely damaged. 409 00:22:08,814 --> 00:22:09,543 You're face is damaged! 410 00:22:09,545 --> 00:22:11,037 Oh, you wanna damaged face? 411 00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:13,436 Then I'll show you a damaged face. 412 00:22:13,438 --> 00:22:14,339 Oh you want to go? 413 00:22:14,341 --> 00:22:15,660 I'll break it. 414 00:22:15,662 --> 00:22:16,843 The NubbiDubbi is out there somewhere, come on, let's go! 415 00:22:16,845 --> 00:22:17,781 No, stop! 416 00:22:17,783 --> 00:22:19,866 First we have to test the atmosphere. 417 00:22:19,868 --> 00:22:21,952 The pressure could make our eyes pop out, 418 00:22:21,954 --> 00:22:24,419 or the gases they could make our lungs explode, 419 00:22:24,421 --> 00:22:27,931 or, you never. 420 00:22:27,933 --> 00:22:29,254 Hm, smells nice. 421 00:22:30,469 --> 00:22:32,795 They, they're real? 422 00:22:32,797 --> 00:22:34,290 Dad was right. 423 00:22:34,292 --> 00:22:35,577 He's not nuts. 424 00:22:35,579 --> 00:22:37,038 My dad's not nuts! 425 00:22:38,256 --> 00:22:40,200 A blue sky, how strange. 426 00:22:40,202 --> 00:22:41,764 What am I doing here? 427 00:22:41,766 --> 00:22:42,876 I'm hungry. 428 00:22:42,878 --> 00:22:46,420 Ok, so all we gotta do is find a viewing system. 429 00:22:50,559 --> 00:22:55,493 Hands up, ee-yarthling, or we will uh, obliterate you! 430 00:22:55,495 --> 00:22:57,022 No, please! 431 00:22:57,025 --> 00:22:58,100 What's obliterate? 432 00:22:58,102 --> 00:22:59,420 Make him explode! 433 00:22:59,422 --> 00:23:00,915 We don't know how to do that. 434 00:23:00,917 --> 00:23:02,027 He doesn't know that! 435 00:23:02,029 --> 00:23:04,287 Don't worry, we won't hurt you! 436 00:23:04,289 --> 00:23:05,921 We're just looking for Jill! 437 00:23:05,923 --> 00:23:07,415 Do you know, where she is? 438 00:23:07,417 --> 00:23:08,666 Huh? 439 00:23:08,668 --> 00:23:11,620 We looking to get our hands on one of her NubbiDubbis. 440 00:23:11,622 --> 00:23:12,350 Her what? 441 00:23:12,352 --> 00:23:14,228 A NubbiDubbi massage mat. 442 00:23:14,230 --> 00:23:16,350 It's got thousands of polymer nubs 443 00:23:16,352 --> 00:23:18,642 that can send us to cloud 9. 444 00:23:18,644 --> 00:23:22,013 It goes all the way up to 11! 445 00:23:22,015 --> 00:23:24,655 You're not how I imagined aliens. 446 00:23:24,657 --> 00:23:26,150 Aliens? 447 00:23:26,152 --> 00:23:29,487 We're not aliens, you're the aliens. 448 00:23:29,489 --> 00:23:30,808 Yeah, we're Whoopies! 449 00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:33,275 We're the most attractive people in the galaxy. 450 00:23:33,277 --> 00:23:34,317 Come on, fellas! 451 00:23:34,319 --> 00:23:36,890 Our multi-nubbed destiny awaits! 452 00:23:36,892 --> 00:23:39,186 Wait, you can't leave your spaceship here! 453 00:23:40,925 --> 00:23:41,965 He's right. 454 00:23:41,967 --> 00:23:44,226 This space is clearly reserved for creatures 455 00:23:44,228 --> 00:23:46,518 with large wheels for backsides. 456 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:49,440 Um, let's hide it in the barn over there. 457 00:23:54,340 --> 00:23:57,570 Thanks, Ee-yarth-boy, we owe you one. 458 00:23:57,572 --> 00:24:00,560 It's actually pronounced Earth. 459 00:24:00,562 --> 00:24:02,437 Ruff? 460 00:24:02,439 --> 00:24:03,272 Earth. 461 00:24:06,889 --> 00:24:08,381 Ah, forget it. 462 00:24:08,383 --> 00:24:12,100 So, you flew through the whole universe in that? 463 00:24:12,102 --> 00:24:14,603 No, this is only a landing craft. 464 00:24:14,605 --> 00:24:18,147 The cruise ship is much bigger, like a small town. 465 00:24:18,150 --> 00:24:19,190 Cruise ship? 466 00:24:19,192 --> 00:24:20,826 Cosmic Caravan Cruises, baby! 467 00:24:20,828 --> 00:24:22,632 We put the you in universe! 468 00:24:22,634 --> 00:24:25,586 Wow and all this is happening on my birthday! 469 00:24:25,588 --> 00:24:26,872 Birthday? 470 00:24:26,875 --> 00:24:29,271 You mean the anniversary of the beginning of your existence? 471 00:24:30,142 --> 00:24:31,009 You heard that guys? 472 00:24:31,011 --> 00:24:33,512 It's the yurth boy's detachment day! 473 00:24:33,514 --> 00:24:35,597 Detachment day? 474 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:39,107 Yeah, we Whoopies kind of grow on our moms. 475 00:24:39,109 --> 00:24:40,567 Like a fungus, pretty much. 476 00:24:40,569 --> 00:24:42,897 And when we're ready, the doctor scrapes us off. 477 00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:43,940 Uh. 478 00:24:43,942 --> 00:24:44,809 And that's our, 479 00:24:44,811 --> 00:24:46,407 Detachment Day! 480 00:24:48,598 --> 00:24:52,489 ♪ A glorious detachment day to you ♪ 481 00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,297 Hey, what's your name again? 482 00:24:54,300 --> 00:24:55,340 Luis. 483 00:24:55,342 --> 00:24:57,356 Huh, weird name, anyway. 484 00:24:57,358 --> 00:25:01,213 ♪ A glorious detachment day to you, Luis ♪ 485 00:25:01,215 --> 00:25:04,516 ♪ May all your happy D Day dreams come true, Luis ♪ 486 00:25:04,518 --> 00:25:06,323 ♪ Since they've scraped you from your mama ♪ 487 00:25:06,326 --> 00:25:07,540 ♪ You've been bringing joy-o-rama ♪ 488 00:25:07,542 --> 00:25:12,059 ♪ Wishing you the best in everything you do, Luis. ♪ 489 00:25:13,138 --> 00:25:15,498 ♪ Bam, bah, bah, bah, bam, bah, bah, bah bam ♪ 490 00:25:15,501 --> 00:25:16,889 ♪ Bah, ba, bah, bah, bah, bag, bam ♪ 491 00:25:16,891 --> 00:25:17,726 Oh, Luis! 492 00:25:19,081 --> 00:25:20,192 Thanks guys. 493 00:25:20,194 --> 00:25:23,182 That was really interesting. 494 00:25:23,184 --> 00:25:25,926 Let's go, we have a mission to accomplish. 495 00:25:25,928 --> 00:25:27,212 Alright, let's go! 496 00:25:27,214 --> 00:25:30,411 Go where? 497 00:25:30,413 --> 00:25:32,113 Hey, where are you going? 498 00:25:47,965 --> 00:25:49,251 Okay. 499 00:25:49,253 --> 00:25:52,342 Come, come snookums, off to the school play. 500 00:25:52,344 --> 00:25:53,593 It's getting late dear. 501 00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:56,725 Oh, those e-arthlings are leaving their nest. 502 00:25:57,803 --> 00:26:01,104 Looks like they'll be gone for a while. 503 00:26:01,106 --> 00:26:04,542 Luis, does this nest have a signal-viewing apparatus? 504 00:26:04,544 --> 00:26:08,402 Uh yeah, every house has one or 10. 505 00:26:08,404 --> 00:26:09,272 Perfect! 506 00:26:10,141 --> 00:26:11,946 Wait, no, but. 507 00:26:34,055 --> 00:26:38,433 Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, wake up! 508 00:26:38,435 --> 00:26:39,650 Wake up, Dad! 509 00:26:46,289 --> 00:26:47,923 What, uh, what, whoa, what the? 510 00:26:49,417 --> 00:26:52,891 What would you do if aliens really have landed? 511 00:26:52,893 --> 00:26:54,837 What, what are you talking about? 512 00:26:54,839 --> 00:26:56,368 And what if they were friendly 513 00:26:56,370 --> 00:26:58,836 and didn't want to hurt anybody? 514 00:26:58,838 --> 00:27:01,964 This is what you woke me up for? 515 00:27:01,966 --> 00:27:05,300 Why, I'd shoot them with my Shockfroster, of course! 516 00:27:05,302 --> 00:27:06,238 Why? 517 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:07,351 They're really nice. 518 00:27:07,353 --> 00:27:10,479 I mean, if they were real, I mean, they wouldn't... 519 00:27:10,481 --> 00:27:13,294 Believe me, son, when aliens land here, again 520 00:27:13,296 --> 00:27:14,825 they definitely won't be nice! 521 00:27:14,827 --> 00:27:18,160 They will plunder our resources and enslave us all. 522 00:27:18,162 --> 00:27:20,769 Something like that needs to be nipped in the bud! 523 00:27:22,195 --> 00:27:24,453 Why are you asking me this? 524 00:27:24,455 --> 00:27:27,059 Um well, no reason, you know. 525 00:27:27,061 --> 00:27:29,494 You told me to be more enthusiastic. 526 00:27:30,432 --> 00:27:34,219 Well, well that's great, but not in the middle of the day! 527 00:27:34,221 --> 00:27:38,286 You know I need my sleep so I can do my work at night. 528 00:27:40,166 --> 00:27:41,035 Huh? 529 00:27:44,648 --> 00:27:46,106 Such a strange boy. 530 00:27:46,108 --> 00:27:47,915 No idea where he gets that from. 531 00:27:49,377 --> 00:27:52,401 Come on! 532 00:27:58,517 --> 00:27:59,421 Okay. 533 00:28:09,084 --> 00:28:11,864 Don't wake me again! Under any circumstances! 534 00:28:22,257 --> 00:28:23,056 Huh? 535 00:28:25,420 --> 00:28:26,391 Hello? 536 00:28:26,393 --> 00:28:28,025 Hello, Mr. Sonntag? 537 00:28:28,027 --> 00:28:29,415 We had an appointment for three p.m! 538 00:28:29,417 --> 00:28:31,813 Did Luis not inform you? 539 00:28:31,815 --> 00:28:35,671 Uh um, of course, yea, my son told me. 540 00:28:35,673 --> 00:28:38,558 But I, I can assure you that there is absolutely 541 00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:41,893 no need to send Luis away to that creepy lady's school. 542 00:28:41,895 --> 00:28:44,640 Luis, is that you? 543 00:28:44,642 --> 00:28:47,107 Do you take me for some kind of fool, boy? 544 00:28:47,109 --> 00:28:48,150 Very well. 545 00:28:48,152 --> 00:28:49,645 Well I'll just have to come and see for myself! 546 00:28:49,647 --> 00:28:51,765 I'll be there in 20 minutes! 547 00:28:51,767 --> 00:28:54,059 And if I find even the smallest sign of neglect, 548 00:28:54,061 --> 00:28:55,484 your fathers custody of you 549 00:28:55,486 --> 00:28:57,881 will be removed on the spot, you understand! 550 00:28:57,883 --> 00:28:59,654 No, no, no, wait. 551 00:29:09,007 --> 00:29:09,702 Oh. 552 00:29:12,517 --> 00:29:16,965 - Two large melons! - Huh, hey. 553 00:29:16,967 --> 00:29:18,598 Look at this, it's fun huh? 554 00:29:18,601 --> 00:29:19,573 Look at me! 555 00:29:20,582 --> 00:29:22,041 Look, help me. 556 00:29:24,092 --> 00:29:26,418 Cut it out, Wabo, I have to concentrate! 557 00:29:26,420 --> 00:29:27,496 Argh matey. 558 00:29:27,498 --> 00:29:30,172 And tomorrow forecast is cloudy. 559 00:29:30,175 --> 00:29:32,362 Ah, no. 560 00:29:40,497 --> 00:29:42,097 Ah, Wabo, please. 561 00:29:49,188 --> 00:29:50,992 Oh, what's that?? 562 00:29:50,994 --> 00:29:52,105 This? 563 00:29:52,107 --> 00:29:53,843 Everybody knows what this is. 564 00:29:53,845 --> 00:29:56,276 It's a, one of those, 565 00:29:56,278 --> 00:29:59,786 a face sucker! 566 00:30:03,021 --> 00:30:04,861 Hey, what does this button do? 567 00:30:04,863 --> 00:30:06,842 Whoa! 568 00:30:06,844 --> 00:30:08,929 Oh oh oh, I found it! 569 00:30:08,931 --> 00:30:11,362 This is your last chance, forever! 570 00:30:11,364 --> 00:30:12,681 Forever? 571 00:30:12,683 --> 00:30:17,409 Only 14, no 13 NubbiDubbis left! 572 00:30:17,411 --> 00:30:19,704 Operators are waiting for your call! 573 00:30:19,706 --> 00:30:20,711 13 left! 574 00:30:20,713 --> 00:30:21,754 12! 575 00:30:22,835 --> 00:30:24,430 11 left. 576 00:30:24,432 --> 00:30:27,244 To get your NubbiDubbi call the number on your screen. 577 00:30:27,246 --> 00:30:29,470 Don't hesitate, call now. 578 00:30:29,472 --> 00:30:30,339 Five, one, five, three, 579 00:30:30,341 --> 00:30:33,571 two, three, four, six, nine, eight! 580 00:30:33,573 --> 00:30:36,735 Ah, we need to use a numbery thingemy! 581 00:30:39,518 --> 00:30:41,566 Welcome to Teleshopping de Luxe. 582 00:30:41,568 --> 00:30:44,520 We have recognized your phone number in our system 583 00:30:44,522 --> 00:30:46,119 and have your shipping address. 584 00:30:46,121 --> 00:30:48,553 What product are you purchasing today? 585 00:30:48,555 --> 00:30:50,325 NubbiDubbi, NubbiDubbi, NubbiDubbi! 586 00:30:50,327 --> 00:30:52,515 I did not understand your response. 587 00:30:53,872 --> 00:30:54,601 I didn't get that. 588 00:30:54,603 --> 00:30:56,651 Please enter the product code 589 00:30:56,653 --> 00:30:58,493 and quantity on your touch pad. 590 00:31:00,060 --> 00:31:03,046 Congratulations, your order was successful! 591 00:31:04,786 --> 00:31:08,225 You have ordered 333 electric toilet brushes. 592 00:31:08,227 --> 00:31:09,512 Huh? 593 00:31:10,522 --> 00:31:12,118 Hey guys, quick, let me in! 594 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,127 Oh, it's ee-yarth Luis! 595 00:31:13,129 --> 00:31:14,169 He can help. 596 00:31:14,171 --> 00:31:17,296 Luis, we have to get this NubbiDubbi, please! 597 00:31:17,298 --> 00:31:20,567 We are down to two, oh, no, only one NubbiDubbi left! 598 00:31:21,436 --> 00:31:22,443 Only one left. 599 00:31:23,279 --> 00:31:24,909 Okay, Okay. 600 00:31:24,911 --> 00:31:26,961 NubbiDubbi, NubbiDubbi, NubbiDubbi. 601 00:31:26,963 --> 00:31:28,489 NubbiDubbi, NubbiDubbi. 602 00:31:28,491 --> 00:31:30,158 Your order was successful! 603 00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:32,938 One NubbiDubbi will be delivered today! 604 00:31:32,940 --> 00:31:34,642 Hehe, alright! 605 00:31:35,548 --> 00:31:36,417 Nice one. 606 00:31:41,909 --> 00:31:43,435 What's wrong, ee-yarth boy? 607 00:31:43,437 --> 00:31:45,416 Have we been found? 608 00:31:45,418 --> 00:31:47,571 Are we going to be probed? 609 00:31:47,573 --> 00:31:49,622 Probed, no! 610 00:31:49,625 --> 00:31:50,561 Aw. 611 00:31:50,563 --> 00:31:52,368 I'm having trouble with my principal. 612 00:31:52,370 --> 00:31:54,141 Can I hide here with you guys? 613 00:31:54,143 --> 00:31:56,365 Hehe, did you eat his lunch, heh? 614 00:31:56,367 --> 00:31:57,722 Been there, done that. 615 00:31:57,725 --> 00:32:01,408 No, even worse, a lot worse. 616 00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:06,828 Don't worry, yurth boy, we'll help you, you're safe here. 617 00:32:06,830 --> 00:32:08,983 If this principal starts to make trouble, 618 00:32:08,985 --> 00:32:11,694 we'll uh, We'll uh. 619 00:32:11,696 --> 00:32:12,876 Obliterate him?! 620 00:32:12,878 --> 00:32:15,969 Yeah, you know, we still don't know how to do that. 621 00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:25,041 Hide! 622 00:32:29,283 --> 00:32:31,054 Dios mio, what happened? 623 00:32:31,056 --> 00:32:32,792 Our next item is the Slicey-Dicey! 624 00:32:32,794 --> 00:32:35,121 This makes preparing food easy and fun! 625 00:32:35,123 --> 00:32:38,043 Look at this mess, dios mio. 626 00:32:54,379 --> 00:32:55,246 Oh. 627 00:33:00,670 --> 00:33:01,539 Who's there? 628 00:33:02,375 --> 00:33:03,970 I know you're here! 629 00:33:03,972 --> 00:33:05,641 Do not mess with Valentina. 630 00:33:06,788 --> 00:33:09,358 Oh you better be a scared. 631 00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:10,540 Oh, okay! 632 00:33:10,542 --> 00:33:12,452 Shh, we're toast. 633 00:33:12,454 --> 00:33:16,866 Oh, maybe not. 634 00:33:24,202 --> 00:33:26,079 Mr. and Mrs. Winter! 635 00:33:27,261 --> 00:33:29,448 I thought you were at your daughter's play. 636 00:33:29,451 --> 00:33:33,551 Um, we were, but I had a sudden desire to take a shower! 637 00:33:35,289 --> 00:33:37,131 Who showers in their clothes? 638 00:33:38,488 --> 00:33:40,293 I don't know. 639 00:33:40,295 --> 00:33:41,683 We give up. 640 00:33:41,685 --> 00:33:43,386 Who showers in their clothes? 641 00:33:43,388 --> 00:33:44,325 Is there somebody in there? 642 00:33:44,327 --> 00:33:46,132 - Yes. - No. 643 00:33:46,134 --> 00:33:49,052 Um, just me, visiting. 644 00:33:49,054 --> 00:33:50,303 Hi. 645 00:33:50,305 --> 00:33:53,467 I, I'd better get to work! 646 00:34:09,664 --> 00:34:11,367 Oh, it's you, Allegro! 647 00:34:12,238 --> 00:34:14,321 I didn't see you there. 648 00:34:15,921 --> 00:34:17,383 Who's a good perro? 649 00:34:20,788 --> 00:34:22,454 You like that, don't you? 650 00:34:22,456 --> 00:34:23,323 Oh, oh, oh yeah sure. 651 00:34:24,229 --> 00:34:26,452 That's good, lower to the left please. 652 00:34:26,454 --> 00:34:28,538 What is going on here? 653 00:34:28,540 --> 00:34:31,213 Well it looks to me like someone has a crush on you. 654 00:34:31,215 --> 00:34:33,021 Oh come on, chill, babe. 655 00:34:33,023 --> 00:34:35,107 Give me some more of that sweet loving huh, 656 00:34:35,109 --> 00:34:36,114 don't play hard to get! 657 00:34:36,116 --> 00:34:38,305 Not one step more! 658 00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:46,265 Was it something I said? 659 00:34:46,267 --> 00:34:48,592 You think I could get her number when she wakes up? 660 00:34:48,594 --> 00:34:51,130 You always have to cause trouble, don't you? 661 00:34:51,132 --> 00:34:53,285 Hey, is it my fault that the ladies love me? 662 00:34:59,890 --> 00:35:02,669 Hey dude, the 'rents are gone! 663 00:35:02,671 --> 00:35:03,851 Told them I was sick yo 664 00:35:03,853 --> 00:35:06,806 and couldn't go to my dumb sister's dumb school play. 665 00:35:06,808 --> 00:35:08,995 Get over here, time to party! 666 00:35:08,997 --> 00:35:12,506 Yeah, we can cruise with my old lady's car again. 667 00:35:12,508 --> 00:35:13,482 She'll never know! 668 00:35:14,385 --> 00:35:15,254 Whoa. 669 00:35:16,540 --> 00:35:18,311 Time out dude. 670 00:35:18,313 --> 00:35:20,988 The cleaning lady is dead or something. 671 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:23,979 Valentina? 672 00:35:27,662 --> 00:35:29,260 Huh? 673 00:35:29,262 --> 00:35:31,729 Uh, call you back! 674 00:35:35,519 --> 00:35:36,700 Hey! 675 00:35:37,743 --> 00:35:39,827 What are you doing in my house, nerd boy, huh? 676 00:35:39,829 --> 00:35:41,494 Um, I, uh. 677 00:35:41,496 --> 00:35:42,919 Come on, talk! 678 00:35:42,921 --> 00:35:44,448 I can explain everything! 679 00:35:44,451 --> 00:35:46,883 Well, almost everything. 680 00:35:46,885 --> 00:35:49,418 Okay to be honest, I can't explain a whole lot. 681 00:35:49,420 --> 00:35:52,305 Start with what you did to Valentina? 682 00:35:52,307 --> 00:35:53,522 Who? 683 00:35:54,218 --> 00:35:55,088 Huh? 684 00:35:56,408 --> 00:36:01,622 Mom, Dad, why are you back so early? 685 00:36:02,072 --> 00:36:03,287 Never mind that! 686 00:36:03,289 --> 00:36:05,582 What's this about time to party 687 00:36:05,584 --> 00:36:07,563 and you driving your old lady's car? 688 00:36:07,565 --> 00:36:09,336 And who is this Old lady? 689 00:36:09,338 --> 00:36:10,587 I think he means you. 690 00:36:10,589 --> 00:36:12,117 Me, old? 691 00:36:12,119 --> 00:36:14,548 I'm not a day over 124! 692 00:36:14,551 --> 00:36:17,712 125, don't make yourself younger than you are! 693 00:36:17,714 --> 00:36:19,937 What is going on? 694 00:36:19,939 --> 00:36:21,259 You are a rude boy! 695 00:36:21,261 --> 00:36:25,012 That's what's going on! 696 00:36:25,014 --> 00:36:27,654 Whoa, she, she's drunk, yo! 697 00:36:27,656 --> 00:36:28,766 Never mind her. 698 00:36:28,768 --> 00:36:31,825 Your mother and I are very disappointed in you! 699 00:36:31,827 --> 00:36:33,423 You're his mother. 700 00:36:33,426 --> 00:36:35,857 Oh, right, yes, I'm your mother! 701 00:36:35,859 --> 00:36:37,525 I'm very disappointed in you. 702 00:36:37,527 --> 00:36:41,731 Whoa dude, something is very, very wrong here. 703 00:36:47,394 --> 00:36:50,032 Go to your room, wherever that is! 704 00:36:52,135 --> 00:36:55,298 Cool, I've always wanted to see that look on his face. 705 00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:56,203 Uh. 706 00:36:57,420 --> 00:36:58,356 Woohoo! 707 00:36:58,358 --> 00:37:00,510 That was fun, what do we do now? 708 00:37:00,513 --> 00:37:01,347 Nothing! 709 00:37:03,433 --> 00:37:05,098 As soon as our NubbiDubbi is delivered, 710 00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:06,698 we go back to the ship. 711 00:37:06,700 --> 00:37:09,792 Okay, but until then, I wanna play more human game! 712 00:37:09,794 --> 00:37:10,904 Yeah. 713 00:37:10,906 --> 00:37:12,641 Go to your room! 714 00:37:12,643 --> 00:37:13,789 He totally bought it! 715 00:37:13,791 --> 00:37:15,668 He really thought I was his father! 716 00:37:17,231 --> 00:37:19,905 Yeah, he did. 717 00:37:19,907 --> 00:37:21,227 Oh, no. 718 00:37:21,229 --> 00:37:23,000 It's almost 3 thirty. 719 00:37:23,002 --> 00:37:24,147 I have an idea! 720 00:37:24,149 --> 00:37:26,509 Wait here, I'll be right back! 721 00:37:38,087 --> 00:37:39,127 What are you doing? 722 00:37:39,129 --> 00:37:40,934 What did I just say? 723 00:37:40,937 --> 00:37:42,185 Is this where you live? 724 00:37:42,188 --> 00:37:43,820 Shh! 725 00:37:43,822 --> 00:37:45,107 Shh! 726 00:37:46,255 --> 00:37:47,052 Who's this? 727 00:37:47,054 --> 00:37:47,955 That's my dad. 728 00:37:47,957 --> 00:37:52,266 Oh, and he is a male, yes? 729 00:37:52,268 --> 00:37:53,726 Yes. 730 00:37:53,728 --> 00:37:55,428 I'm getting good at this. 731 00:37:55,430 --> 00:37:57,723 Tickle, tickle, tickle. 732 00:37:57,725 --> 00:38:00,713 Stop, if he wakes up he's gonna zap you with that! 733 00:38:00,715 --> 00:38:02,068 With this? 734 00:38:02,070 --> 00:38:04,814 Whoa. 735 00:38:08,222 --> 00:38:09,679 Oops. 736 00:38:09,681 --> 00:38:10,410 Stop it! 737 00:38:10,413 --> 00:38:11,696 We have to leave! 738 00:38:11,698 --> 00:38:14,024 The principal could arrive any second. 739 00:38:14,026 --> 00:38:15,310 What, here? 740 00:38:15,313 --> 00:38:18,717 Yes and when he sees this mess, he's gonna take me away. 741 00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:21,080 But I'm not going, no way! 742 00:38:21,082 --> 00:38:21,916 Good grief! 743 00:38:21,918 --> 00:38:23,933 There must be a way to stop him! 744 00:38:24,976 --> 00:38:26,295 There is. 745 00:39:04,912 --> 00:39:06,335 Hey, what are you doing? 746 00:39:06,338 --> 00:39:07,760 I'm the cleaning lady. 747 00:39:07,763 --> 00:39:09,638 No, I'm the cleaning lady! 748 00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:11,584 No, I'm the cleaning lady! 749 00:39:11,587 --> 00:39:12,905 No, I am! 750 00:39:12,907 --> 00:39:15,303 No, I am the cleaning lady. 751 00:39:15,305 --> 00:39:17,981 Come on guys, you're both the cleaning lady. 752 00:39:19,024 --> 00:39:21,559 Yay, woohoo! 753 00:39:21,562 --> 00:39:24,306 Uh, Luis, is that your principal? 754 00:39:24,308 --> 00:39:27,573 Oh, no, he brought that creepy lady! 755 00:39:27,575 --> 00:39:30,077 Looks like the show's about to begin. 756 00:39:30,980 --> 00:39:32,093 - Mmh. - Mmh. 757 00:39:36,439 --> 00:39:40,052 Oh, hello, Mr. Principal, what an honor! 758 00:39:40,054 --> 00:39:45,299 I'm Armin Sonntag, do please come in. 759 00:39:45,301 --> 00:39:48,220 - How nice of you to come by. - Mmh. 760 00:39:48,222 --> 00:39:50,375 And who is this impressive specimen 761 00:39:50,377 --> 00:39:51,799 of humanness you have with you? 762 00:39:51,801 --> 00:39:53,538 Well, this is Miss... 763 00:39:53,540 --> 00:39:55,414 I am here to assess your capabilities 764 00:39:55,416 --> 00:39:56,596 as a guardian for Luis 765 00:39:56,598 --> 00:39:59,585 and to see if he has an acceptable living environment. 766 00:39:59,588 --> 00:40:02,019 Uh, yes, Luis's living environment 767 00:40:02,021 --> 00:40:03,756 is more than acceptable! 768 00:40:03,758 --> 00:40:08,170 It's downright passable, don't you agree? 769 00:40:09,945 --> 00:40:10,918 Huh, hmm. 770 00:40:12,170 --> 00:40:13,905 Luis, where are your manners? 771 00:40:13,907 --> 00:40:15,575 Come here and say hi to our guests! 772 00:40:15,577 --> 00:40:20,928 Oh, uh, uh, good afternoon and good afternoon to you too. 773 00:40:22,457 --> 00:40:23,324 Is it? 774 00:40:23,326 --> 00:40:24,856 We'll see! 775 00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,052 Mr. Sonntag, we've had reports 776 00:40:28,054 --> 00:40:31,217 that you spend all day asleep on the sofa. 777 00:40:31,219 --> 00:40:33,127 Ah, yes, well... 778 00:40:33,129 --> 00:40:34,204 Not anymore! 779 00:40:34,206 --> 00:40:36,604 My dad is like a completely different person! 780 00:40:37,474 --> 00:40:38,377 Hm. 781 00:40:40,915 --> 00:40:43,381 Well, the house certainly is clean. 782 00:40:43,383 --> 00:40:45,708 Oh yes, thanks to my fabulous staff. 783 00:40:47,588 --> 00:40:50,193 Twins, hatched three minutes apart. 784 00:40:50,195 --> 00:40:52,071 Strange, your neighbor called 785 00:40:52,073 --> 00:40:53,878 and said this place was a pig sty. 786 00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:54,712 Really? 787 00:40:54,714 --> 00:40:56,068 Well, I'm not one to say 788 00:40:56,070 --> 00:40:57,979 anything bad about my neighbor's house, 789 00:40:57,981 --> 00:41:01,770 but I mean, did you see their house? 790 00:41:02,777 --> 00:41:04,517 My, quite the dump. 791 00:41:07,715 --> 00:41:09,692 Isn't it true that you spend all night 792 00:41:09,694 --> 00:41:13,829 looking through your telescope, searching for aliens? 793 00:41:13,831 --> 00:41:16,819 Ha ha, oh no, no, no, no, no, 794 00:41:16,821 --> 00:41:18,869 I'm no longer interested in aliens! 795 00:41:18,871 --> 00:41:21,198 Crazy beings who rush all over the solar system 796 00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:22,865 babbling nonsense and making. 797 00:41:24,154 --> 00:41:26,446 That's if they existed at all, of course. 798 00:41:28,916 --> 00:41:29,958 Of course. 799 00:41:34,129 --> 00:41:35,692 Hey beautiful. 800 00:41:42,610 --> 00:41:43,477 How dare you! 801 00:41:43,479 --> 00:41:45,251 Stop that at once! 802 00:41:49,005 --> 00:41:50,706 Hm? 803 00:41:50,708 --> 00:41:53,037 Oh, does someone else live here? 804 00:41:53,039 --> 00:41:55,573 Oh, no that's my, uh. 805 00:41:55,575 --> 00:41:56,722 Alarm clock. 806 00:41:56,724 --> 00:41:58,633 At three-thirty in the afternoon? 807 00:41:58,635 --> 00:42:01,274 Just a reminder to help Luis do his thing. 808 00:42:01,276 --> 00:42:02,003 Homework! 809 00:42:02,005 --> 00:42:03,706 It's so important these days. 810 00:42:03,708 --> 00:42:06,382 Valentina, would you please be a dear and turn that off? 811 00:42:06,384 --> 00:42:08,538 - Certainly, Mr. Sonntag. - Certainly, Mr. Sonntag. 812 00:42:08,540 --> 00:42:10,207 Hey, my name's Valentina! 813 00:42:10,209 --> 00:42:12,048 - No, my name's Valentina! - We can't both be 814 00:42:12,050 --> 00:42:13,299 called Valentina! 815 00:42:20,463 --> 00:42:21,331 Uh. 816 00:42:25,502 --> 00:42:29,708 Make a sound and I'll wring you like a nuclear mop, sh. 817 00:42:31,064 --> 00:42:32,765 Sh. 818 00:42:39,752 --> 00:42:40,691 No, the aliens. 819 00:42:41,769 --> 00:42:43,991 Got to get away, got to get away. 820 00:43:00,607 --> 00:43:04,292 Mom, Dad, I saw an alien over there, look! 821 00:43:09,089 --> 00:43:10,547 Oh man. 822 00:43:16,492 --> 00:43:17,326 What? 823 00:43:25,079 --> 00:43:26,052 What the? 824 00:43:27,442 --> 00:43:29,247 They're back! 825 00:43:29,249 --> 00:43:32,966 Well then, the next thing we need to see is Luis's room. 826 00:43:33,699 --> 00:43:34,740 Come on, Luis. 827 00:43:34,742 --> 00:43:36,790 Uh, right, my bedroom. 828 00:43:36,792 --> 00:43:39,120 I'd be happy to show you my bedroom. 829 00:43:41,588 --> 00:43:42,630 Oh, drat. 830 00:43:48,157 --> 00:43:50,312 Ah well, this is the bathroom of course. 831 00:43:51,701 --> 00:43:53,093 Just down here, um! 832 00:43:55,282 --> 00:43:57,159 Okay that's the closet. 833 00:43:58,064 --> 00:43:59,766 Your room, please! 834 00:43:59,768 --> 00:44:02,199 Yes, yes, my room. 835 00:44:03,451 --> 00:44:08,419 Here it is! 836 00:44:08,421 --> 00:44:09,533 Um, ah, um. 837 00:44:11,967 --> 00:44:14,088 And this is your room, Luis? 838 00:44:15,095 --> 00:44:16,795 My son loves this room! 839 00:44:16,797 --> 00:44:19,542 He can't get enough cute little frilly things. 840 00:44:22,950 --> 00:44:25,765 And who likes to wear these? 841 00:44:25,767 --> 00:44:27,363 Uh, uh. 842 00:44:27,365 --> 00:44:31,742 Young man, tell me right now what is going on! 843 00:44:31,744 --> 00:44:36,958 I, I, uh, okay, this isn't my room. 844 00:44:37,167 --> 00:44:38,207 Aha! 845 00:44:38,209 --> 00:44:40,293 And that's not my father. 846 00:44:40,295 --> 00:44:41,475 Aha! 847 00:44:41,477 --> 00:44:45,089 What I mean is, he's not just my father. 848 00:44:45,091 --> 00:44:46,549 He's also my best friend. 849 00:44:46,551 --> 00:44:47,835 Ugh. 850 00:44:47,838 --> 00:44:49,539 He's is building a brand new room for me in the attic, 851 00:44:49,541 --> 00:44:51,903 an amazing room, just the way I want! 852 00:44:51,905 --> 00:44:54,787 Until it's done, I live here with my little sister. 853 00:44:54,789 --> 00:44:56,003 Hm. 854 00:44:56,005 --> 00:44:59,062 My dad may be unusual, but he's always there for me. 855 00:44:59,064 --> 00:45:00,626 On the weekends we have loads of 856 00:45:00,628 --> 00:45:03,129 really cool adventures together 857 00:45:03,131 --> 00:45:06,465 and if I ever feel sad he whips up my favorite dinner, 858 00:45:06,467 --> 00:45:10,532 spaghetti carbonara, just like Mom used to make." 859 00:45:10,534 --> 00:45:14,463 He's the best dad in the whole world. 860 00:45:16,582 --> 00:45:17,659 It's true, I am! 861 00:45:19,989 --> 00:45:23,949 Well, now, it's obvious that Luis is not neglected. 862 00:45:23,951 --> 00:45:25,547 This case is closed. 863 00:45:25,549 --> 00:45:27,080 Come along, Ms. Diekendaker! 864 00:45:28,331 --> 00:45:29,200 Mm. 865 00:45:33,508 --> 00:45:37,609 Mr. Sonntag, I noticed that you're a urologist. 866 00:45:37,612 --> 00:45:41,224 I'm having a little trouble with my, uh, waterworks. 867 00:45:41,226 --> 00:45:42,475 Drop by anytime! 868 00:45:42,477 --> 00:45:44,629 I'll be happy to check you over thoroughly 869 00:45:44,631 --> 00:45:46,575 and that goes for you too! 870 00:45:46,577 --> 00:45:47,481 Hm. 871 00:45:49,081 --> 00:45:52,243 I still say there's something fishy going on here. 872 00:45:52,245 --> 00:45:53,667 Oh, nonsense. 873 00:45:53,669 --> 00:45:56,482 Everything was above board, huh? 874 00:45:56,484 --> 00:45:57,803 They're finally here! 875 00:45:57,805 --> 00:46:00,587 Aliens have landed and they're here, 876 00:46:01,454 --> 00:46:02,704 in this neighborhood! 877 00:46:02,706 --> 00:46:03,574 Are you listening? 878 00:46:05,348 --> 00:46:06,389 Oh no! 879 00:46:06,391 --> 00:46:07,223 - Huh? - Huh? 880 00:46:07,225 --> 00:46:07,920 Huh? 881 00:46:10,700 --> 00:46:12,438 We've been busted! 882 00:46:13,550 --> 00:46:15,008 Quick, let's get out of here! 883 00:46:17,027 --> 00:46:18,312 What about the NubbiDubbi? 884 00:46:18,314 --> 00:46:20,154 Forget about it! 885 00:46:24,465 --> 00:46:25,679 Come on! 886 00:46:27,838 --> 00:46:30,720 - I don't know. - Hurry! 887 00:46:30,722 --> 00:46:32,979 Luis, what's your take on the shocking news 888 00:46:32,981 --> 00:46:34,890 that instant hot chocolate packs 889 00:46:34,892 --> 00:46:36,976 have received a five cent price bump? 890 00:46:36,978 --> 00:46:37,880 I don't know! 891 00:46:37,882 --> 00:46:41,008 Oh Luis, stop saying I don't know! 892 00:46:41,010 --> 00:46:43,789 How am I supposed to do a story with no answers? 893 00:46:43,791 --> 00:46:44,452 Oh no. 894 00:46:45,459 --> 00:46:46,569 This way! 895 00:46:46,571 --> 00:46:49,697 We should never have come to this planet! 896 00:46:49,699 --> 00:46:51,748 What's going on? 897 00:46:51,750 --> 00:46:52,724 - Ow. - Move! 898 00:47:03,255 --> 00:47:04,471 In here! 899 00:47:09,303 --> 00:47:10,589 Oh no, it's locked! 900 00:47:13,718 --> 00:47:16,252 Hey, what about me! 901 00:47:16,254 --> 00:47:17,679 Huh, oh, Okay. 902 00:47:25,396 --> 00:47:27,792 Luis, you're not gonna get away with this! 903 00:47:29,741 --> 00:47:30,816 Ah! 904 00:47:57,304 --> 00:47:58,589 Ah, greetings, boy! 905 00:47:58,591 --> 00:48:01,333 Would you or your friends like an ice cream treat from me, 906 00:48:01,335 --> 00:48:02,725 the ice cream man? 907 00:48:02,727 --> 00:48:03,628 Not today! 908 00:48:03,630 --> 00:48:05,714 Because I am an ice cream man, you see, 909 00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:07,625 and I am selling ice cream. 910 00:48:24,590 --> 00:48:27,158 Hey guys, I think we lost them. 911 00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:29,453 Cool. 912 00:48:29,455 --> 00:48:31,121 What are we do now? 913 00:48:31,123 --> 00:48:32,755 I'll tell you what we do, 914 00:48:32,757 --> 00:48:36,963 we get off this crazy rock and go home where it's safe! 915 00:48:36,965 --> 00:48:40,575 Can um, can I come with you? 916 00:48:40,577 --> 00:48:41,306 What? 917 00:48:41,308 --> 00:48:43,044 Are you serious? 918 00:48:43,046 --> 00:48:44,817 Do you really want to leave your home? 919 00:48:44,819 --> 00:48:46,068 Why not? 920 00:48:46,070 --> 00:48:47,354 I've got nothing here 921 00:48:47,356 --> 00:48:52,637 and that creepy lady, she's gonna find me no matter what. 922 00:48:52,639 --> 00:48:55,104 Yeah, let's bring him back with us. 923 00:48:55,106 --> 00:48:57,539 If we show up back at the ship with a ee-yarthling, 924 00:48:57,541 --> 00:48:58,998 we'll be in big trouble! 925 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,883 But if I stay they just gonna cart me off 926 00:49:01,885 --> 00:49:04,142 and throw me in some home for weird kids. 927 00:49:05,292 --> 00:49:06,332 Oh come on, Nag! 928 00:49:06,334 --> 00:49:08,000 Let's give the kid a chance. 929 00:49:08,002 --> 00:49:09,147 And how are we going to explain it? 930 00:49:09,149 --> 00:49:12,171 You know what'll happen when the captain finds him. 931 00:49:12,173 --> 00:49:14,538 He won't hesitate to yell at us. 932 00:49:16,622 --> 00:49:18,809 Let's just take him then 933 00:49:18,812 --> 00:49:20,757 and don't say I didn't warn you. 934 00:49:20,759 --> 00:49:23,572 This calls for a celebration! 935 00:49:47,940 --> 00:49:50,128 But how do you know they're even in here? 936 00:49:50,130 --> 00:49:51,378 I sense it! 937 00:49:51,380 --> 00:49:55,168 The smell of loneliness of that punk kid is unmistakable! 938 00:49:55,170 --> 00:49:56,141 Why don't we call it a day, 939 00:49:56,143 --> 00:49:58,991 come back tomorrow refreshed and energized? 940 00:49:58,993 --> 00:50:00,972 You can't be serious. 941 00:50:00,974 --> 00:50:05,281 No child has ever dared to undermine me in such a way. 942 00:50:05,283 --> 00:50:07,053 This is personal! 943 00:50:07,751 --> 00:50:09,071 Huh, hm. 944 00:50:14,843 --> 00:50:17,517 Oh my poor sweet thing. 945 00:50:17,519 --> 00:50:20,091 Come here, let me dry your tears. 946 00:50:27,113 --> 00:50:28,362 Hm. 947 00:50:28,364 --> 00:50:29,232 Hm, hm. 948 00:50:33,890 --> 00:50:35,070 Quickly, this way! 949 00:50:35,072 --> 00:50:40,564 Oh, provisions for the journey! 950 00:50:43,275 --> 00:50:44,245 Give me! 951 00:50:47,376 --> 00:50:49,425 What are you guys doing? 952 00:50:52,103 --> 00:50:52,970 Ah! 953 00:51:09,100 --> 00:51:12,399 Luis Sonntag, what's going on here? 954 00:51:12,401 --> 00:51:13,929 Why is the principal chasing you 955 00:51:13,931 --> 00:51:17,231 and who are those weird looking people with you? 956 00:51:17,233 --> 00:51:18,692 I don't know what you're talking about! 957 00:51:18,694 --> 00:51:20,569 You're going nowhere until you tell us 958 00:51:20,571 --> 00:51:22,235 exactly what's going on! 959 00:51:22,238 --> 00:51:24,878 Please, Jennifer, I've got no time to explain. 960 00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:25,923 Let me through! 961 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,397 No, answers now. 962 00:51:33,257 --> 00:51:34,126 Luis! 963 00:51:36,384 --> 00:51:38,468 Patty, you getting this? 964 00:51:38,470 --> 00:51:39,445 Ah, ah, ah. 965 00:51:45,283 --> 00:51:46,637 Over there! 966 00:51:51,679 --> 00:51:53,484 Quick guys, let's hide in here. 967 00:51:53,487 --> 00:51:55,815 Yeah, right there. 968 00:51:56,789 --> 00:51:57,657 Huh, ah. 969 00:52:01,342 --> 00:52:02,210 Ah. 970 00:52:10,588 --> 00:52:11,525 In there. 971 00:52:16,948 --> 00:52:19,031 Oh, welcome. 972 00:52:19,033 --> 00:52:21,291 What can we do for you? 973 00:52:21,293 --> 00:52:22,994 Mmh. 974 00:52:31,407 --> 00:52:32,276 Ha! 975 00:52:34,397 --> 00:52:35,300 Huh? 976 00:52:39,853 --> 00:52:44,508 Goodness gracious, I look terrible! 977 00:52:44,510 --> 00:52:45,242 Ah, ah. 978 00:52:47,744 --> 00:52:49,480 You're right, you're hideous, 979 00:52:49,482 --> 00:52:52,123 but don't worry, we can fix you up in a jiffy! 980 00:52:57,406 --> 00:52:58,551 Mmh. 981 00:52:58,553 --> 00:53:02,444 Uh, somebody is in desperate need of a make-over! 982 00:53:02,446 --> 00:53:03,939 I have no intention of letting you... 983 00:53:03,941 --> 00:53:08,110 Trust me, this will be tres chic! 984 00:53:14,402 --> 00:53:15,409 What did you do? 985 00:53:15,412 --> 00:53:16,245 Oops! 986 00:53:23,475 --> 00:53:24,588 Break time! 987 00:53:26,498 --> 00:53:27,367 Huh? 988 00:53:29,037 --> 00:53:30,668 The boy! 989 00:53:37,067 --> 00:53:37,970 Get him. 990 00:53:39,324 --> 00:53:41,410 I want that same do! 991 00:53:46,207 --> 00:53:47,076 Aha! 992 00:53:55,870 --> 00:53:58,614 Ah, careful, don't break it. 993 00:53:58,616 --> 00:54:01,672 So ready to go home, slowly. 994 00:54:08,731 --> 00:54:11,788 Get your butt out of my face! 995 00:54:16,272 --> 00:54:17,001 Now what? 996 00:54:21,487 --> 00:54:24,787 Mog, you only had one job to do! 997 00:54:24,789 --> 00:54:26,698 It's not my fault! 998 00:54:33,234 --> 00:54:35,283 It's gotta be the gizmo that connects to the doo-hickey 999 00:54:35,285 --> 00:54:37,650 to the whosey-whatzit, I can fix it. 1000 00:54:38,693 --> 00:54:41,748 This won't take long. 1001 00:54:43,523 --> 00:54:46,823 Oh wow, real aliens? 1002 00:54:46,825 --> 00:54:51,377 Patty, keep shooting, this will be the biggest story ever! 1003 00:54:51,379 --> 00:54:52,837 We're going to win the Pulitzer. 1004 00:54:52,839 --> 00:54:54,851 Wouldn't that be awesome? 1005 00:54:54,853 --> 00:54:57,738 Hey guys, I, found the problem. 1006 00:54:57,740 --> 00:54:59,615 There, good as new! 1007 00:54:59,617 --> 00:55:00,867 Fantastic. 1008 00:55:00,869 --> 00:55:03,577 Well I hope you know how to put it back together. 1009 00:55:03,579 --> 00:55:06,880 Oh, well. 1010 00:55:08,792 --> 00:55:13,866 Of all the laser-brained idiots in the galaxy, 1011 00:55:13,868 --> 00:55:15,291 I end up with you! 1012 00:55:15,293 --> 00:55:16,820 And Me! 1013 00:55:16,822 --> 00:55:17,932 We're gonna be stuck here forever 1014 00:55:17,934 --> 00:55:20,017 on a planet that smells like sewage 1015 00:55:20,019 --> 00:55:21,199 and it's all your fault! 1016 00:55:21,201 --> 00:55:23,806 Hey, stop it, right now! 1017 00:55:23,808 --> 00:55:25,755 You guys are friends, remember? 1018 00:55:26,868 --> 00:55:27,737 Ish. 1019 00:55:28,779 --> 00:55:31,105 Enough, I have an idea. 1020 00:55:31,107 --> 00:55:33,642 My dad's got all kinds of space-gizmos at home. 1021 00:55:33,644 --> 00:55:34,650 Maybe there is one that could 1022 00:55:34,652 --> 00:55:36,701 signal your mother ship to come pick us up. 1023 00:55:36,703 --> 00:55:39,830 Yeah, great idea, except for that frostshock gun 1024 00:55:39,832 --> 00:55:42,298 and your dad's itchy trigger finger! 1025 00:55:42,300 --> 00:55:44,592 Don't worry, I'll figure something out. 1026 00:55:44,594 --> 00:55:46,607 Well, it's worth a shot. 1027 00:55:46,609 --> 00:55:47,618 Follow me! 1028 00:55:49,842 --> 00:55:52,865 Oh Patty, this footage is dynamite. 1029 00:55:52,867 --> 00:55:53,944 What'd you got so far? 1030 00:55:55,508 --> 00:55:57,975 Oh no, you had it on selfie. 1031 00:56:00,026 --> 00:56:01,902 Dad, you home? 1032 00:56:03,224 --> 00:56:04,058 Come on. 1033 00:56:07,847 --> 00:56:10,277 Ah. 1034 00:56:10,279 --> 00:56:11,355 Hm. 1035 00:56:11,357 --> 00:56:13,580 What, I'm a nervous eater. 1036 00:56:13,582 --> 00:56:16,223 It's okay, nobody reads them anyway. 1037 00:56:20,568 --> 00:56:21,435 Hm, hm, no. 1038 00:56:22,723 --> 00:56:24,250 Oh come on, oh. 1039 00:56:24,252 --> 00:56:28,388 Oh, oh, oh, I can do something with this! 1040 00:56:28,390 --> 00:56:31,448 I just put, do-da-do, over there. 1041 00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:34,017 There we go. 1042 00:56:34,019 --> 00:56:36,206 As long as you don't take it apart. 1043 00:56:36,208 --> 00:56:37,772 Have I ever let you down? 1044 00:56:37,774 --> 00:56:38,675 - Yes. - Yeah. 1045 00:56:38,677 --> 00:56:42,153 About five minutes ago, just focus! 1046 00:56:44,031 --> 00:56:47,054 Hm, oh, what is that? 1047 00:56:48,201 --> 00:56:52,126 Oh, it's an old drawing my dad did when he was a kid. 1048 00:56:52,128 --> 00:56:54,733 Looks like a Tontonian. 1049 00:56:56,926 --> 00:57:00,468 Hello, can anybody hear me? 1050 00:57:00,470 --> 00:57:03,353 Ah, yeah, ah, funny story. 1051 00:57:03,355 --> 00:57:06,378 We kind of get stranded on that planet ear-th 1052 00:57:06,380 --> 00:57:09,506 and we need your help. 1053 00:57:09,508 --> 00:57:11,417 OK, I'll wait! 1054 00:57:11,419 --> 00:57:12,528 What are they saying? 1055 00:57:12,530 --> 00:57:13,850 They're trying to locate us. 1056 00:57:13,852 --> 00:57:15,867 It might take a little while. 1057 00:57:15,869 --> 00:57:17,292 I'll be right back! 1058 00:57:17,294 --> 00:57:18,160 Mh? 1059 00:57:26,226 --> 00:57:28,797 Dear Dad, looks like you were right! 1060 00:57:28,799 --> 00:57:32,588 Aliens do exist after all and they're really cool! 1061 00:57:33,665 --> 00:57:35,612 I'm going to have to leave with them. 1062 00:57:36,549 --> 00:57:38,912 Maybe you'll be able to spot me in space 1063 00:57:38,914 --> 00:57:40,614 with your telescope. 1064 00:57:40,616 --> 00:57:43,293 I will remember you always, your Luis. 1065 00:58:06,338 --> 00:58:07,206 Huh? 1066 00:58:08,353 --> 00:58:12,627 Uh-huh, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, gotcha, okay. 1067 00:58:12,629 --> 00:58:13,739 What are they saying? 1068 00:58:13,741 --> 00:58:15,790 Luis, is there an isolated place 1069 00:58:15,792 --> 00:58:17,527 where they can come pick us up? 1070 00:58:17,529 --> 00:58:20,934 Um well, we just had our class trip to Dragons Peak. 1071 00:58:20,937 --> 00:58:22,358 There is never anyone up there. 1072 00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:23,506 You get that? 1073 00:58:23,508 --> 00:58:26,077 Aha, hm, Okay, thanks. 1074 00:58:26,079 --> 00:58:27,190 Right, we have to be at the top 1075 00:58:27,192 --> 00:58:30,110 of Dragons Peak in 45 ee-yarth minutes! 1076 00:58:30,113 --> 00:58:32,439 They'll shine a beam that'll pick us up! 1077 00:58:33,971 --> 00:58:35,254 Huh? 1078 00:58:39,531 --> 00:58:40,748 Freeze, huh? 1079 00:58:54,165 --> 00:58:55,379 Who's there? 1080 00:59:07,790 --> 00:59:10,395 Huh? 1081 00:59:10,397 --> 00:59:13,906 What now? 1082 00:59:18,391 --> 00:59:20,371 Oh, oh Mr. Sonntag! 1083 00:59:20,373 --> 00:59:23,291 It's Mr. and Mrs. Winter, they, they... 1084 00:59:23,293 --> 00:59:24,159 They what? 1085 00:59:24,162 --> 00:59:26,245 They tied me up! 1086 00:59:26,247 --> 00:59:27,775 Listen, uh, Valentina, 1087 00:59:27,777 --> 00:59:30,694 I try not to get involved in people's personal lives. 1088 00:59:30,696 --> 00:59:31,910 No, no, listen! 1089 00:59:31,913 --> 00:59:33,788 They are not human. 1090 00:59:33,790 --> 00:59:34,691 Come again? 1091 00:59:34,693 --> 00:59:37,471 Their bodies are all wibbly-wobbly 1092 00:59:37,473 --> 00:59:40,149 and they can transform to look like anyone 1093 00:59:40,151 --> 00:59:42,824 and, and if you punch them in the stomach 1094 00:59:42,826 --> 00:59:45,120 they turn into, into, el monstruoso! 1095 00:59:45,954 --> 00:59:48,525 Oh, Senor Sonntag, I think they're... 1096 00:59:48,527 --> 00:59:50,610 Of course! 1097 00:59:50,613 --> 00:59:51,619 What better way to disguise yourself 1098 00:59:51,621 --> 00:59:53,668 than as the perfect family? 1099 00:59:53,670 --> 00:59:55,302 Why didn't I see it before? 1100 00:59:55,304 --> 00:59:57,807 Come in my dear woman, tell me all about it. 1101 01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:03,089 Can you pilot this thing? 1102 01:00:03,091 --> 01:00:06,217 Oof, this piece of primitive tech, please! 1103 01:00:06,219 --> 01:00:08,373 Adjust this, turn this. 1104 01:00:10,458 --> 01:00:11,745 Oh my gosh, oh. 1105 01:00:13,379 --> 01:00:14,490 Mmh. 1106 01:00:19,808 --> 01:00:22,833 Oh, oh, all under control! 1107 01:00:30,203 --> 01:00:32,218 I meant to do that. 1108 01:00:36,458 --> 01:00:37,499 Huh? 1109 01:00:37,501 --> 01:00:38,717 Good news son! 1110 01:00:38,719 --> 01:00:40,663 You're not grounded anymore. 1111 01:00:40,665 --> 01:00:42,714 How about a family road trip? 1112 01:00:42,716 --> 01:00:43,755 Uh, uh. 1113 01:00:43,757 --> 01:00:45,945 Doesn't that sound lovely? 1114 01:00:45,947 --> 01:00:46,850 What? 1115 01:00:52,587 --> 01:00:54,218 Climb in, son! 1116 01:00:54,220 --> 01:00:56,789 Uh, that's the drivers seat. 1117 01:00:56,791 --> 01:00:58,319 Exactly, young man! 1118 01:00:58,321 --> 01:00:59,431 It's time to grow up 1119 01:00:59,433 --> 01:01:02,594 by operating a motor vehicle run on fossil fuels! 1120 01:01:02,596 --> 01:01:03,534 Awesome, yo! 1121 01:01:04,788 --> 01:01:06,348 Hi. 1122 01:01:06,350 --> 01:01:07,740 What's he doing here? 1123 01:01:07,742 --> 01:01:08,642 Who, Luis? 1124 01:01:08,644 --> 01:01:10,727 He's our friend. 1125 01:01:10,729 --> 01:01:13,543 We should include him in more things, don't you think? 1126 01:01:13,545 --> 01:01:16,220 I guess, where are we going? 1127 01:01:16,222 --> 01:01:20,008 Well, we're taking a nice little drive to Dragon's Peak! 1128 01:01:20,010 --> 01:01:21,433 Oh, that's boring. 1129 01:01:21,435 --> 01:01:23,484 There's nothing to do there, dawgs. 1130 01:01:23,487 --> 01:01:25,118 That sounds perfect. 1131 01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:27,516 Come on, put the pedal to the metal! 1132 01:01:27,518 --> 01:01:29,045 Huh? 1133 01:02:03,006 --> 01:02:06,689 Marlon, get down here immediately! 1134 01:02:06,691 --> 01:02:09,366 You've got some explaining to do! 1135 01:02:09,368 --> 01:02:13,014 We can't leave that boy alone for even a few hours! 1136 01:02:13,016 --> 01:02:16,003 Oh, my therapist is gonna hear about this! 1137 01:02:18,752 --> 01:02:20,766 Sonntag, what on earth are... 1138 01:02:20,768 --> 01:02:22,921 Get out here you filthy creature! 1139 01:02:22,923 --> 01:02:25,909 This, ladies and gentlemen, is a historic moment. 1140 01:02:25,912 --> 01:02:29,976 After years of futile attempts, I, Armin Sonntag, 1141 01:02:29,978 --> 01:02:31,853 can finally prove the existence 1142 01:02:31,855 --> 01:02:34,218 of extraterrestrials beyond any doubt! 1143 01:02:34,220 --> 01:02:35,365 What are you going on about? 1144 01:02:35,367 --> 01:02:37,379 This man is crazy! 1145 01:02:37,381 --> 01:02:39,396 - Hey over here. - Yeah, yeah, right here. 1146 01:02:39,398 --> 01:02:40,508 What's going on? 1147 01:02:40,510 --> 01:02:43,290 Who would have suspected that my lovely neighbors 1148 01:02:43,292 --> 01:02:48,224 actually are in reality alien invaders? 1149 01:02:48,226 --> 01:02:50,483 Observe their flexible bodies. 1150 01:02:50,485 --> 01:02:52,743 As soft and wobbly as Jello! 1151 01:02:52,745 --> 01:02:54,724 And if you punch them in the stomach, 1152 01:02:54,726 --> 01:02:56,359 they revert to their alien form. 1153 01:02:58,342 --> 01:03:00,841 That's it Sonntag, I'm having you arrested! 1154 01:03:00,843 --> 01:03:02,269 Maybe a little harder. 1155 01:03:08,422 --> 01:03:10,366 Go away, you dreadful alien spawn! 1156 01:03:10,368 --> 01:03:11,828 I'm a princess! 1157 01:03:13,252 --> 01:03:14,919 Let's see what you revert to! 1158 01:03:14,921 --> 01:03:16,101 We've seen enough! 1159 01:03:16,103 --> 01:03:18,602 Yeah another false alarm, crackpot! 1160 01:03:18,604 --> 01:03:21,210 If we hurry maybe we can get that Bigfoot story. 1161 01:03:21,213 --> 01:03:23,713 And apparently it's just a simple case 1162 01:03:23,715 --> 01:03:25,381 of a neighborhood quarrel. 1163 01:03:25,383 --> 01:03:28,474 Mr. Sonntag, have you seen your son? 1164 01:03:28,476 --> 01:03:30,699 Luis, what about Luis? 1165 01:03:30,701 --> 01:03:32,020 I saw him! 1166 01:03:32,022 --> 01:03:34,871 He was with the Winters, they drove away a few minutes ago. 1167 01:03:34,873 --> 01:03:36,608 That's impossible! 1168 01:03:36,610 --> 01:03:37,860 In your new SUV 1169 01:03:39,599 --> 01:03:41,092 and Marlon was driving! 1170 01:03:41,094 --> 01:03:42,066 What? 1171 01:03:42,068 --> 01:03:44,255 That's them, the real aliens 1172 01:03:44,257 --> 01:03:46,237 and they have my son! 1173 01:03:46,239 --> 01:03:47,418 And our son! 1174 01:03:47,420 --> 01:03:49,851 Any idea where they were going? 1175 01:03:49,853 --> 01:03:52,562 I heard them mention Dragon's Peak. 1176 01:03:52,564 --> 01:03:53,468 Let's go! 1177 01:03:55,657 --> 01:03:56,594 Oh, darn it 1178 01:03:56,596 --> 01:03:58,609 A delivery for Mr. and Mrs. Winter. 1179 01:03:58,612 --> 01:04:00,594 A NubbiDubbi? 1180 01:04:03,478 --> 01:04:05,042 How fast can this thing go? 1181 01:04:18,668 --> 01:04:20,543 Hurry, they're getting away! 1182 01:04:20,545 --> 01:04:22,593 Look, I appreciate the bribe, 1183 01:04:22,595 --> 01:04:24,680 but there's a speed limit you know! 1184 01:04:27,010 --> 01:04:31,004 Oh, for the love of, get out of my way! 1185 01:04:40,912 --> 01:04:42,579 I am a leaf. 1186 01:04:42,581 --> 01:04:47,202 I am soaring through the sky on a gentle breeze. 1187 01:04:47,204 --> 01:04:50,922 That's good dear, stay in your safe zone, remain calm. 1188 01:04:50,924 --> 01:04:53,353 Oh shush Gary, how can I be calm? 1189 01:04:53,355 --> 01:04:57,107 What if our son has really been abducted by aliens? 1190 01:04:57,109 --> 01:04:58,395 Don't be silly, darling! 1191 01:04:58,397 --> 01:05:01,837 There must be a simple explanation for this whole thing! 1192 01:05:29,053 --> 01:05:32,422 Watch it, will you, this ain't a race car! 1193 01:05:37,813 --> 01:05:38,751 You dropped something. 1194 01:05:41,983 --> 01:05:43,060 It's a note from Luis. 1195 01:05:46,189 --> 01:05:48,622 He's leaving with the aliens! 1196 01:06:07,530 --> 01:06:09,057 There, our SUV! 1197 01:06:09,059 --> 01:06:11,802 Marlon! 1198 01:06:20,217 --> 01:06:22,056 Hey, guys, we're being followed 1199 01:06:22,058 --> 01:06:23,797 by a humanoid carrier vehicle. 1200 01:06:26,507 --> 01:06:28,594 And it's being driven by Diekendaker! 1201 01:06:31,409 --> 01:06:34,118 Come on, Marlon, engage warp speed! 1202 01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:35,545 Oh! 1203 01:06:38,848 --> 01:06:39,714 Have you lost your mind? 1204 01:06:39,716 --> 01:06:42,182 Holy Jemimah, what are you doing? 1205 01:06:42,184 --> 01:06:45,519 No snotty nose kid is gonna make a fool out of me! 1206 01:06:47,153 --> 01:06:49,342 Why is a mail truck ramming us? 1207 01:06:49,344 --> 01:06:51,184 Oh, probably just jealous 1208 01:06:51,187 --> 01:06:53,652 we're taking such a lovely family trip. 1209 01:07:00,258 --> 01:07:03,384 Think you can escape me, think again! 1210 01:07:06,515 --> 01:07:07,384 Watch out! 1211 01:07:15,865 --> 01:07:16,940 Hm. 1212 01:07:18,994 --> 01:07:22,572 Good driving son! 1213 01:07:22,574 --> 01:07:24,621 I'm proud of you, boy of mine. 1214 01:07:24,623 --> 01:07:27,194 Yo, is somebody gonna finally tell me 1215 01:07:27,196 --> 01:07:28,931 what the heck is going on here? 1216 01:07:28,933 --> 01:07:30,913 Why was that mail truck chasing us? 1217 01:07:30,915 --> 01:07:34,180 And what kind of family trip is this? 1218 01:07:34,182 --> 01:07:37,307 Well, at least he didn't crash. We have to give him that. 1219 01:07:37,309 --> 01:07:41,549 Okay, Marlon, your parents, they well, 1220 01:07:41,551 --> 01:07:43,426 they're not exactly your parents. 1221 01:07:43,428 --> 01:07:45,476 They're aliens. 1222 01:07:45,478 --> 01:07:46,207 They must be if they want to 1223 01:07:46,209 --> 01:07:48,569 hang out with a freak like you! 1224 01:07:48,571 --> 01:07:50,273 Luis isn't a freak! 1225 01:07:50,275 --> 01:07:51,281 Jennifer? 1226 01:07:51,283 --> 01:07:53,227 You just don't get it Marlon. 1227 01:07:53,229 --> 01:07:54,271 Isn't that right, Patty? 1228 01:07:54,273 --> 01:07:55,488 Hm-mm. 1229 01:07:55,490 --> 01:07:56,356 What? 1230 01:07:56,358 --> 01:07:57,607 Don't you understand? 1231 01:07:57,609 --> 01:07:59,624 Luis is the first person on Earth 1232 01:07:59,626 --> 01:08:02,299 to be in contact with extra-terrestrials! 1233 01:08:02,301 --> 01:08:03,516 He's a trailblazer! 1234 01:08:03,518 --> 01:08:05,394 Wait, you know? 1235 01:08:05,396 --> 01:08:07,898 Of course I know, I'm a journalist! 1236 01:08:10,158 --> 01:08:11,199 Hm. 1237 01:08:11,201 --> 01:08:14,847 Okay fine, my parents are weirdos for sure, 1238 01:08:14,849 --> 01:08:17,767 but there's no such thing as aliens! 1239 01:08:17,769 --> 01:08:18,812 Show him guys. 1240 01:08:20,446 --> 01:08:21,938 - Ta-dah! - Ta-dah! 1241 01:08:21,940 --> 01:08:22,635 Ta-dah! 1242 01:08:26,528 --> 01:08:29,239 Cool it, they won't hurt you! 1243 01:08:30,004 --> 01:08:31,914 Patty, you getting this? 1244 01:08:31,916 --> 01:08:32,785 Um. 1245 01:08:49,782 --> 01:08:50,960 Come on, Luis! 1246 01:08:50,963 --> 01:08:52,664 We have to get to the highest point of the mountain 1247 01:08:52,666 --> 01:08:54,437 so they can beam us up! 1248 01:08:54,439 --> 01:08:57,356 You want to go with the aliens? 1249 01:08:57,358 --> 01:08:58,539 I have to. 1250 01:08:58,541 --> 01:08:59,409 Why? 1251 01:09:01,008 --> 01:09:03,231 I, I just have to. 1252 01:09:06,292 --> 01:09:07,784 They're coming! 1253 01:09:15,920 --> 01:09:17,762 Where did you learn to drive lady? 1254 01:09:22,838 --> 01:09:24,017 There, look! 1255 01:09:35,558 --> 01:09:37,470 Luis, don't do it. 1256 01:09:38,826 --> 01:09:40,526 Wow. 1257 01:09:40,528 --> 01:09:41,639 Whoa, dude. 1258 01:09:41,641 --> 01:09:43,863 We have to go, come on guys! 1259 01:09:43,865 --> 01:09:45,914 Come on Patty! 1260 01:09:49,775 --> 01:09:50,920 If they want to escape, 1261 01:09:50,922 --> 01:09:53,282 they'll have to position themselves under that ship. 1262 01:09:53,284 --> 01:09:54,151 What are we waiting for? 1263 01:09:54,153 --> 01:09:55,403 Let's go! 1264 01:09:57,421 --> 01:09:58,497 Finally. 1265 01:09:58,499 --> 01:09:59,366 At last! 1266 01:10:08,926 --> 01:10:10,940 Luis, Luis, stop! 1267 01:10:10,942 --> 01:10:12,747 Back away from the aliens! 1268 01:10:12,749 --> 01:10:14,313 No Dad, you can't. 1269 01:10:14,315 --> 01:10:15,701 They're my friends! 1270 01:10:15,703 --> 01:10:17,023 But you can't leave with them, Luis! 1271 01:10:17,025 --> 01:10:18,829 Are you crazy? 1272 01:10:18,831 --> 01:10:21,402 Why, what do you even care? 1273 01:10:21,404 --> 01:10:23,315 What, what do you mean? 1274 01:10:23,317 --> 01:10:25,330 Why would you say something like that? 1275 01:10:25,332 --> 01:10:27,728 You never pay any attention to me. 1276 01:10:27,730 --> 01:10:30,543 You don't even know what day it is today. 1277 01:10:30,545 --> 01:10:31,831 It's my birthday, Dad! 1278 01:10:33,291 --> 01:10:34,369 Luis, I. 1279 01:10:35,585 --> 01:10:38,850 And I bet you don't even know what color my eyes are! 1280 01:10:38,852 --> 01:10:42,293 All you care about is your work, nothing else! 1281 01:10:42,295 --> 01:10:44,133 You don't have any time for me. 1282 01:10:44,135 --> 01:10:45,906 That's why they want to put me into that home, 1283 01:10:45,908 --> 01:10:47,299 with that creepy lady! 1284 01:10:48,481 --> 01:10:52,338 Trust me, your boy will be in good hands with me. 1285 01:10:52,340 --> 01:10:54,492 What, what are you talking about? 1286 01:10:54,494 --> 01:10:59,464 No, no Luis, they can't take you away from me, I love you. 1287 01:11:00,855 --> 01:11:03,077 You, you never say that. 1288 01:11:03,079 --> 01:11:05,268 You're all I have. 1289 01:11:05,270 --> 01:11:06,833 You're my everything Luis! 1290 01:11:07,805 --> 01:11:10,413 Give me a chance to be a better father, please! 1291 01:11:11,977 --> 01:11:16,008 And they're blue, your eyes, they're turquoise blue! 1292 01:11:16,705 --> 01:11:18,753 Just like your mother's. 1293 01:11:27,167 --> 01:11:30,224 Ah, enough of this miserable farce! 1294 01:11:30,226 --> 01:11:31,962 Have you lost your mind? 1295 01:11:34,362 --> 01:11:35,923 What are you doing? 1296 01:11:35,925 --> 01:11:38,114 Luis, come here immediately! 1297 01:11:38,116 --> 01:11:39,540 No, don't! 1298 01:11:39,542 --> 01:11:41,244 I'll count to three. 1299 01:11:42,217 --> 01:11:46,630 One, two, three. 1300 01:11:48,438 --> 01:11:49,514 Drop the gun! 1301 01:11:49,516 --> 01:11:51,878 Game over, Ms. Diekendaker! 1302 01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:56,051 Or should I say Miss Kychon 3X7, hm? 1303 01:12:00,430 --> 01:12:01,367 What's going on? 1304 01:12:01,369 --> 01:12:03,660 This fine lady works for a crime-lord 1305 01:12:03,663 --> 01:12:05,120 from the planet Tonton! 1306 01:12:05,122 --> 01:12:07,832 She sells human Children's tears! 1307 01:12:07,834 --> 01:12:10,925 On her planet every single tear is almost priceless. 1308 01:12:10,927 --> 01:12:11,900 They cure baldness. 1309 01:12:13,499 --> 01:12:15,062 Mm, baldness eh? 1310 01:12:15,064 --> 01:12:17,078 Is any of that true? 1311 01:12:17,080 --> 01:12:18,329 Who are you going to believe, 1312 01:12:18,331 --> 01:12:22,291 me or some crazy ice cream man? 1313 01:12:22,293 --> 01:12:24,483 That was only my clever disguise! 1314 01:12:25,630 --> 01:12:28,548 Now, what I'm going to show you, may come as an surprise. 1315 01:12:28,550 --> 01:12:33,729 In fact, I am, Agent Stu of the Intergalactic Hero Squad. 1316 01:12:37,447 --> 01:12:38,733 Oh, oh, just a sec. 1317 01:12:41,272 --> 01:12:43,216 I been following this villainess 1318 01:12:43,218 --> 01:12:45,719 through the galaxy for some time now. 1319 01:12:45,721 --> 01:12:48,569 Keeping a close eye on her despicable scheming. 1320 01:12:48,571 --> 01:12:50,689 But finally the time has come 1321 01:12:50,691 --> 01:12:52,774 to put an end on her dastardly plan 1322 01:12:52,776 --> 01:12:55,939 and bring her to justice. 1323 01:13:15,752 --> 01:13:18,043 Oh no, it's a Tontonian! 1324 01:13:18,044 --> 01:13:18,408 What? 1325 01:13:18,409 --> 01:13:20,549 The worst criminals in the whole galaxy. 1326 01:13:20,550 --> 01:13:23,535 Quick, let's get outta here while it's distracted. 1327 01:13:25,172 --> 01:13:26,281 Luis? 1328 01:13:37,198 --> 01:13:40,220 It's you, you're the. 1329 01:13:52,700 --> 01:13:57,288 Mr.Sonntag, Mr.Sonntag, get away from there! 1330 01:13:58,434 --> 01:14:01,076 Oh no! 1331 01:14:05,943 --> 01:14:06,809 Luis! 1332 01:14:12,582 --> 01:14:13,588 Listen carefully, Luis! 1333 01:14:13,590 --> 01:14:16,855 You must set the Shockfroster to full power! 1334 01:14:16,857 --> 01:14:19,393 Come on my boy, you can do it! 1335 01:14:24,052 --> 01:14:25,095 Ah! 1336 01:14:26,112 --> 01:14:30,350 No, leave my son alone, you miserable creature. 1337 01:14:37,548 --> 01:14:40,777 On behalf of the intergalactic confederation, 1338 01:14:40,779 --> 01:14:43,072 you are under arrest. 1339 01:15:30,607 --> 01:15:31,650 - Psst. - Huh? 1340 01:16:05,885 --> 01:16:06,999 Sorry, wrong Luis. 1341 01:16:09,292 --> 01:16:13,043 Yoo-hoo, I'm Luis! 1342 01:16:13,045 --> 01:16:16,555 Oh boy. 1343 01:16:16,557 --> 01:16:19,057 No, I am. 1344 01:16:20,728 --> 01:16:21,596 Whoa. 1345 01:16:23,541 --> 01:16:24,376 Hey you! 1346 01:16:26,706 --> 01:16:27,609 I'm Luis! 1347 01:16:42,854 --> 01:16:44,971 Luis! 1348 01:16:48,167 --> 01:16:49,001 Oh son! 1349 01:16:51,400 --> 01:16:52,649 Dad! 1350 01:16:52,651 --> 01:16:53,834 Can you ever forgive me? 1351 01:16:56,440 --> 01:16:58,733 Let me through, I'm from the press! 1352 01:17:05,268 --> 01:17:06,761 Sorry, Mom. 1353 01:17:06,763 --> 01:17:08,710 Who cares. 1354 01:17:10,656 --> 01:17:12,009 I'm a princess! 1355 01:17:12,011 --> 01:17:13,781 Oh, yes you are honey. 1356 01:17:13,783 --> 01:17:17,535 Oh. 1357 01:17:17,537 --> 01:17:20,943 Hey look, she move, her eyes moved! 1358 01:17:20,945 --> 01:17:24,246 Don't worry, she can't hurt anybody any more! 1359 01:17:24,248 --> 01:17:25,911 What will you do with it? 1360 01:17:25,913 --> 01:17:28,484 She will be brought before an intergalactic court 1361 01:17:28,486 --> 01:17:31,196 and until then I'll store her in my cooling house, 1362 01:17:31,198 --> 01:17:32,726 next to the Ice cream. 1363 01:17:32,728 --> 01:17:34,499 Because I have an ice cream truck, you know? 1364 01:17:34,501 --> 01:17:36,062 Because I was pretending to be an ice cream man, 1365 01:17:36,064 --> 01:17:36,931 yes you know... 1366 01:17:36,933 --> 01:17:38,495 Yeah, okay we get it! 1367 01:17:38,497 --> 01:17:43,083 But uh, why was she I mean it, after Luis? 1368 01:17:43,085 --> 01:17:45,308 Oh well, you see, on planet Tonton, 1369 01:17:45,310 --> 01:17:47,394 there is no substance more precious 1370 01:17:47,396 --> 01:17:50,487 than a lonely human child's tears, you know? 1371 01:17:50,489 --> 01:17:52,676 Tears, from the eyes, of a child who is alone? 1372 01:17:52,678 --> 01:17:55,665 You are a lonely child, aren't you? 1373 01:17:55,668 --> 01:17:58,655 Uh, I guess I used to be. 1374 01:18:01,368 --> 01:18:05,120 Will somebody please just sign for the darn NubbiDubbi? 1375 01:18:05,122 --> 01:18:06,234 I'll take it! 1376 01:18:11,065 --> 01:18:14,401 - The NubbiDubbi, yippee! - The NubbiDubbi, alright! 1377 01:18:14,403 --> 01:18:15,408 Come on, Luis! 1378 01:18:15,410 --> 01:18:16,764 Let's try the NubbiDubbi out! 1379 01:18:16,766 --> 01:18:19,753 Um, there's something I gotta tell you, guys. 1380 01:18:19,755 --> 01:18:20,624 Huh? 1381 01:18:21,493 --> 01:18:22,745 I'm not going with you. 1382 01:18:23,823 --> 01:18:24,794 - Huh? - Oh no! 1383 01:18:24,796 --> 01:18:25,836 Why not? 1384 01:18:25,838 --> 01:18:28,789 - Are you sure? - We had so much fun together! 1385 01:18:28,791 --> 01:18:31,918 Yeah, but my home's here on earth, with my Dad. 1386 01:18:31,920 --> 01:18:34,318 And with your little girlfriend, eh? 1387 01:18:34,320 --> 01:18:37,202 I see how she looks at you, huh, huh? 1388 01:18:37,204 --> 01:18:40,260 Ooh. 1389 01:18:40,262 --> 01:18:42,276 I really wish you guys could stay! 1390 01:18:45,754 --> 01:18:48,709 Yeah, let's get going before we all start to cry! 1391 01:18:50,934 --> 01:18:52,705 Alright. 1392 01:18:52,707 --> 01:18:54,685 - So long! - Bye, yearthboy! 1393 01:18:54,687 --> 01:18:55,866 I'll never be back! 1394 01:18:55,869 --> 01:18:57,257 Bye guys! 1395 01:18:57,259 --> 01:18:59,239 Give my love to Valentina! 1396 01:18:59,241 --> 01:19:01,359 Oop, up we go. 1397 01:19:21,833 --> 01:19:24,264 I'm really gonna miss them. 1398 01:19:24,266 --> 01:19:26,420 I'm glad we were here, 1399 01:19:26,422 --> 01:19:28,473 even if I didn't get any good shots. 1400 01:19:29,654 --> 01:19:30,524 Huh? 1401 01:19:34,484 --> 01:19:36,814 Oh Patty, you're beautiful! 1402 01:19:38,031 --> 01:19:40,671 Come on, start rolling! 1403 01:19:40,673 --> 01:19:42,616 Sorry if I was a bad neighbor. 1404 01:19:42,619 --> 01:19:44,146 Over here, Mr. Sonntag. 1405 01:19:44,148 --> 01:19:46,266 I'm here for an exclusive interview 1406 01:19:46,269 --> 01:19:48,908 with the renowned Ufologist Armin Sonntag, 1407 01:19:48,910 --> 01:19:52,350 who has finally be able to prove the existence of aliens. 1408 01:19:52,352 --> 01:19:54,748 Mr. Sonntag, what are your plans? 1409 01:19:54,750 --> 01:19:56,554 Will you extend your research 1410 01:19:56,556 --> 01:19:58,814 or will you travel the world giving lectures? 1411 01:19:58,816 --> 01:20:01,700 For heaven sakes, no! 1412 01:20:01,702 --> 01:20:03,924 I have far better things to do! 1413 01:21:26,407 --> 01:21:28,248 Whoa. 1414 01:21:29,465 --> 01:21:30,541 Whoa. 1415 01:21:30,544 --> 01:21:33,287 It goes all the way up to 11. 1416 01:23:19,303 --> 01:23:24,511 Subtitles by explosiveskull 1416 01:23:25,305 --> 01:23:31,246 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org95428

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