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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:31,333 --> 00:01:32,374 Got him. 2 00:01:33,208 --> 00:01:34,832 I ice him here in public? 3 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,582 We sit tight till he has the package. 4 00:01:39,833 --> 00:01:40,874 Meet me at the bike. 5 00:01:41,958 --> 00:01:42,790 Got ya. 6 00:02:18,375 --> 00:02:22,374 < Paris Express > 7 00:02:50,541 --> 00:02:51,957 He's logging on. 8 00:02:53,958 --> 00:02:56,249 - Connected. - Send him the assignment. 9 00:03:00,333 --> 00:03:02,332 Tomorrow 8AM. St. Georges parking garage. 10 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:12,749 Loki, we're here just in case. 11 00:03:12,916 --> 00:03:14,749 We'll lie low till tomorrow morning. 12 00:03:17,875 --> 00:03:19,999 Sam, where the hell are you? You're late! 13 00:03:20,166 --> 00:03:23,707 I had to make a detour to avoid the protest march. 14 00:03:23,875 --> 00:03:26,207 Not my problem. Before 6, it's ultra-express. 15 00:03:26,375 --> 00:03:28,082 I'm nearly there, boss. 16 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:29,457 Nearly? You're not there yet? 17 00:03:29,625 --> 00:03:31,874 Move it! You're not paid by the hour. 18 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,207 Pli Express means just that. Express! 19 00:03:35,375 --> 00:03:36,082 Hear me? 20 00:03:36,708 --> 00:03:39,124 Where are you? Do I hear the engine? 21 00:03:39,291 --> 00:03:41,415 I'm doing my best! 22 00:03:41,583 --> 00:03:42,707 6 o'clock, Sam. 23 00:03:43,416 --> 00:03:44,790 Or it's free. 24 00:03:48,666 --> 00:03:50,915 Excuse me... 25 00:03:52,041 --> 00:03:53,207 Great! 26 00:03:53,875 --> 00:03:55,040 4th floor. 27 00:03:59,083 --> 00:04:00,290 Hold it! 28 00:04:17,333 --> 00:04:19,249 Pli Express, Zero Stress! 29 00:04:19,416 --> 00:04:21,665 Yeah, sure, but it was for 6PM. 30 00:04:24,250 --> 00:04:25,999 Everybody's left for the weekend. 31 00:04:26,166 --> 00:04:26,582 Shit! 32 00:04:26,750 --> 00:04:29,332 I'll take them anyway, seeing as it's free. 33 00:04:29,458 --> 00:04:30,415 Of course. 34 00:04:30,625 --> 00:04:31,582 Here... 35 00:04:43,583 --> 00:04:45,832 - Evening, sir. - Dad? 36 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,040 Documents, please. 37 00:04:47,625 --> 00:04:48,790 You do traffic now? 38 00:04:48,958 --> 00:04:51,457 I do traffic when I want if you're on the road. 39 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:52,999 Documents, please. 40 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:55,374 License, insurance. 41 00:04:56,416 --> 00:04:57,540 What a joke... 42 00:04:58,083 --> 00:05:00,457 - License, insurance. - Thank you, sir. 43 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:04,707 Dad, it's me, your son, Sam. 44 00:05:06,375 --> 00:05:07,915 You seen the state of your tires? 45 00:05:08,250 --> 00:05:10,957 - Bad boy! - Not the tire routine! 46 00:05:11,125 --> 00:05:13,082 Bald tires are dangerous. 47 00:05:13,250 --> 00:05:16,290 - So, two one-way streets... - Go on... 48 00:05:16,458 --> 00:05:17,082 One sidewalk... 49 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:18,457 - Have fun. - 6 points. 50 00:05:18,666 --> 00:05:21,290 It's for your own good. You'll thank me later. 51 00:05:22,166 --> 00:05:23,207 Have a nice day, sir. 52 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:24,999 Have a nice day, dad. 53 00:05:39,416 --> 00:05:41,540 So I'm doing a wheelie. 54 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:45,124 I keep it up for two miles. I drop it down, bend, 55 00:05:45,291 --> 00:05:46,374 and I say to the boss, 56 00:05:46,541 --> 00:05:48,332 Those exhausts are dynamite, 57 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:50,415 but with the Nitro accessories, 58 00:05:50,583 --> 00:05:54,415 the Zoomer ain't a scooter, it's a fighter plane! 59 00:05:55,166 --> 00:05:56,332 Know what he says? 60 00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:58,040 He grabs me, looks me in the eye and says, 61 00:05:58,208 --> 00:06:02,415 Ice, the freshest courier in Paris has the freshest scooter in Paris. 62 00:06:02,875 --> 00:06:05,374 And who's that? It's the Ice Man. 63 00:06:05,541 --> 00:06:07,874 The smoothest dude on a scoot! 64 00:06:10,208 --> 00:06:11,707 I was wondering if maybe it's possible 65 00:06:11,875 --> 00:06:15,040 to have an Express bonus this week. 66 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:18,165 Get real, Sam. What's the big idea? 67 00:06:18,625 --> 00:06:20,915 You want 100 euros, a coffee? What else? 68 00:06:21,083 --> 00:06:22,374 You take me for George Clooney? 69 00:06:22,958 --> 00:06:24,332 Some people do. 70 00:06:25,125 --> 00:06:26,082 What's so funny? 71 00:06:27,166 --> 00:06:28,124 Check this out... 72 00:06:28,666 --> 00:06:29,957 Yeah, I can see it now. 73 00:06:30,125 --> 00:06:32,915 100 euros bonus? Not even 50. 74 00:06:33,375 --> 00:06:35,665 I ruin myself to upgrade the workplace. 75 00:06:35,833 --> 00:06:37,582 Especially your office. 76 00:06:37,750 --> 00:06:40,249 How about upgrading the scooters? 77 00:06:40,708 --> 00:06:42,374 Go easy! 78 00:06:42,583 --> 00:06:45,374 You know how much that costs? A month's salary. 79 00:06:47,416 --> 00:06:49,082 Yours, not mine. 80 00:06:51,791 --> 00:06:53,415 - You were saying? - It's just... 81 00:06:53,583 --> 00:06:55,582 - What'd you do with 20 euros? - 100 82 00:06:55,750 --> 00:06:58,582 Think of the tax. Big money, big worries. 83 00:06:58,750 --> 00:07:01,874 Ice got 5 Express bonuses this week. 84 00:07:02,041 --> 00:07:03,040 I gotta stop you. 85 00:07:03,250 --> 00:07:04,415 Ice is Ice. 86 00:07:05,875 --> 00:07:06,915 The bottom line? 87 00:07:07,750 --> 00:07:08,790 I won't pay you more. 88 00:07:09,125 --> 00:07:11,374 I won't pay you more, 'cos you're not worth more. 89 00:07:14,291 --> 00:07:15,790 - Seriously? - Seriously. 90 00:07:18,958 --> 00:07:19,957 Thanks... 91 00:07:20,291 --> 00:07:21,540 for nothing. 92 00:07:28,416 --> 00:07:31,165 Eco-bikes, The Way Forward! 93 00:07:33,125 --> 00:07:34,332 The Scooter's Green Future 94 00:07:39,791 --> 00:07:40,624 Alright, Sam? 95 00:07:41,875 --> 00:07:43,707 - You get your bonus? - No. 96 00:07:47,583 --> 00:07:48,332 Is that all? 97 00:07:49,916 --> 00:07:53,249 Come see me some time, I'll teach you to ride. 98 00:07:53,416 --> 00:07:55,749 Bring Nadia. Let her see a real man. 99 00:07:55,916 --> 00:07:58,332 - Forget Nadia, OK? - Give her my love. 100 00:08:00,750 --> 00:08:01,665 What's up? 101 00:08:03,333 --> 00:08:04,165 What's your problem? 102 00:08:04,333 --> 00:08:06,540 - What are you playing at? - Get lost! 103 00:08:07,458 --> 00:08:08,999 What's wrong with you? 104 00:08:09,666 --> 00:08:11,374 You wanna get fired? 105 00:08:13,875 --> 00:08:16,165 I don't know... 106 00:08:16,333 --> 00:08:18,540 - What do you think? - That's so them. 107 00:08:18,750 --> 00:08:21,082 No, they're too tight-assed for that. 108 00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:24,124 Actually, we'll take this one, please. 109 00:08:24,666 --> 00:08:27,124 You lost out. You promised to nail the bonus. 110 00:08:27,291 --> 00:08:29,457 Just wait till I'm my own boss. 111 00:08:29,625 --> 00:08:30,790 Tomorrow, 9:30? 112 00:08:30,958 --> 00:08:32,249 Thanks, bye. 113 00:08:32,625 --> 00:08:33,624 In my company... 114 00:08:33,791 --> 00:08:35,124 The Green Riders, I know. 115 00:08:35,291 --> 00:08:37,624 - We'll use electric scooters. - Zero pollution 116 00:08:37,791 --> 00:08:39,374 Zero pollution, that's important. 117 00:08:41,500 --> 00:08:43,624 Act today for a better tomorrow. 118 00:08:44,333 --> 00:08:45,707 What matters is the idea. 119 00:08:46,208 --> 00:08:49,207 - And I had the idea first. - Quit dreaming. 120 00:08:49,583 --> 00:08:51,749 You an eco-warrior? You don't even recycle. 121 00:08:52,166 --> 00:08:52,540 So what? 122 00:08:52,708 --> 00:08:54,415 What's the yellow garbage can for? 123 00:08:56,375 --> 00:08:57,207 You see. 124 00:08:57,416 --> 00:08:59,874 Where you gonna get the seed money? 125 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:04,832 You can't negotiate a 100-euro bonus. You can't do it! 126 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,207 That's different. Don't get wound up. 127 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:08,957 Forget it. 128 00:09:10,791 --> 00:09:14,082 Nadia... 129 00:09:15,708 --> 00:09:17,832 What's bugging you, baby? 130 00:09:18,250 --> 00:09:20,374 - Is it Anne-Marie's wedding? - No. 131 00:09:20,541 --> 00:09:22,665 Stop it, I can see that it is 132 00:09:22,833 --> 00:09:24,582 - It's not the wedding. - What then? 133 00:09:24,750 --> 00:09:27,082 Yes, it's Anne-Marie's wedding! Don't you get it? 134 00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:29,790 Not even 30 and my sister has everything. 135 00:09:30,291 --> 00:09:32,374 - Now she's getting married. - To a dentist! 136 00:09:32,541 --> 00:09:35,082 That's your dream guy? 137 00:09:35,250 --> 00:09:35,957 Sure, why not! 138 00:09:36,125 --> 00:09:38,290 They'll have beautiful offices, a beautiful home 139 00:09:38,458 --> 00:09:39,665 and beautiful kids... 140 00:09:39,833 --> 00:09:42,957 With beautiful teeth! That's what counts. 141 00:09:45,083 --> 00:09:46,040 Are you serious? 142 00:09:46,916 --> 00:09:48,457 Hi, mom. 143 00:09:48,791 --> 00:09:51,790 No, we won't forget the wedding cake. 144 00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:53,082 Don't worry. 145 00:09:54,791 --> 00:09:57,790 Big kiss, bye. 146 00:10:00,791 --> 00:10:07,290 Baby... 147 00:10:07,458 --> 00:10:08,665 Goodnight, honey. 148 00:10:12,291 --> 00:10:14,957 Goodnight, Casper. 149 00:11:10,791 --> 00:11:11,915 You have 24 hours. 150 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:21,040 Louise, I'm on my way. 151 00:11:21,208 --> 00:11:23,207 You swap at Hotel du Louvre. Confirm. 152 00:11:23,375 --> 00:11:24,124 Confirmed. I'll be right there. 153 00:11:25,166 --> 00:11:26,540 Meet you there with Loki. 154 00:11:29,458 --> 00:11:30,540 Shit! 155 00:11:31,541 --> 00:11:33,582 - I can't do it - They'll never believe it. 156 00:11:33,750 --> 00:11:35,374 - Who won't believe what? - Nothing. 157 00:11:35,541 --> 00:11:36,749 That you're your own boss. 158 00:11:38,333 --> 00:11:40,374 - What did you tell your family? - It's cool. 159 00:11:40,541 --> 00:11:41,540 What did you tell them? 160 00:11:41,708 --> 00:11:43,415 The Green Riders, that's the plan, isn't it? 161 00:11:43,583 --> 00:11:47,749 So it's not like a lie. It's the truth, on credit. 162 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:50,374 Why'd you do that? You airhead! 163 00:11:50,541 --> 00:11:53,207 I haven't patented the idea. Anyone can steal it. 164 00:11:53,375 --> 00:11:55,790 I keep telling you, patent it. 165 00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:56,624 You see? 166 00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:58,915 Don't get on my case. 167 00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:03,082 Look at my idea for photos on phone cards to North Africa, 168 00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:05,915 the camel with the red scarf at Xmas. 169 00:12:06,083 --> 00:12:07,582 It's lucky I patented it. 170 00:12:07,791 --> 00:12:09,874 Bill Gates is kicking himself. 171 00:12:11,250 --> 00:12:12,582 What's wrong? 172 00:12:12,750 --> 00:12:14,332 Let it go. She's uptight. 173 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:16,790 I want to help, not get bawled at. 174 00:12:16,916 --> 00:12:19,249 It's cool, and thanks for lending us your car. 175 00:12:19,791 --> 00:12:21,249 - You'll fill her up? - Sure. 176 00:12:27,958 --> 00:12:28,790 It'll never fit. 177 00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:30,249 - Good as new! - Thanks, Rico. 178 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:31,249 Don't bother helping! 179 00:12:31,416 --> 00:12:33,582 We shoulda got it delivered. 180 00:12:33,791 --> 00:12:35,540 Why waste good money? 181 00:12:35,708 --> 00:12:38,624 We can do it ourselves easier and safer. Toff? 182 00:12:41,458 --> 00:12:42,624 Hold on, I'll help. 183 00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:46,290 Slight problem. 184 00:12:46,541 --> 00:12:47,749 Yeah, it won't fit. 185 00:12:48,291 --> 00:12:50,290 - It will fit. - Sam, it won't. 186 00:12:50,458 --> 00:12:52,582 - Don't get upset, it will. - I look upset? 187 00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:53,457 A tad. 188 00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:54,790 So what do we do? 189 00:12:55,125 --> 00:12:56,957 - Eat the top layer. - What? 190 00:12:58,166 --> 00:12:59,832 That's so funny. 191 00:13:01,833 --> 00:13:03,124 It won't fit! 192 00:13:36,458 --> 00:13:38,999 What? No, nothing major. 193 00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:42,165 A small complication, that's all. 194 00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:44,832 Anyway, the cake's for this evening, huh? 195 00:13:45,666 --> 00:13:47,915 I'm just kidding, mom. 196 00:13:48,083 --> 00:13:48,749 Okay. 197 00:13:48,916 --> 00:13:51,499 Tell Anne-Marie to... 198 00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:56,415 chill out. 199 00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:02,499 I'll call you back. 200 00:14:06,458 --> 00:14:07,582 See, it fits. 201 00:14:16,541 --> 00:14:18,790 What are we waiting for? There are no witnesses. 202 00:14:19,041 --> 00:14:21,207 Not until he has the package. 203 00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:31,707 Pli Express, Zero Stress 204 00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:36,374 - No one'll notice the difference. - Sam, please. 205 00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:37,915 Hold this a second. 206 00:14:38,666 --> 00:14:39,790 Gently! 207 00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:42,040 - Sorry. - It's really heavy. 208 00:14:42,583 --> 00:14:44,332 - Yeah, boss? - An emergency. 209 00:14:44,791 --> 00:14:47,915 Today, I can't. It's Nadia's sister's wedding. 210 00:14:48,166 --> 00:14:50,374 It's a tiny little job. 10 minutes tops. 211 00:14:50,791 --> 00:14:53,290 Very important client. A new client. 212 00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:56,165 I give it to Ice or you want the bonus? 213 00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:57,874 I'll be right there. 214 00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:01,415 - Whaddya mean? - I got my bonus! 215 00:15:01,583 --> 00:15:02,749 It'll only take me 10 minutes tops. 216 00:15:02,958 --> 00:15:05,082 10 minutes? 217 00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:17,749 It's taking too long. 218 00:15:18,416 --> 00:15:20,415 I'll go up, you block the exit. 219 00:15:32,416 --> 00:15:33,332 Hi! 220 00:15:33,625 --> 00:15:34,499 Pli Express. 221 00:15:35,458 --> 00:15:36,374 You called us up? 222 00:15:39,708 --> 00:15:40,707 You called? 223 00:15:42,625 --> 00:15:43,790 Great offices. 224 00:15:44,791 --> 00:15:45,832 What business you in? 225 00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:48,582 Personal delivery. 226 00:15:49,291 --> 00:15:51,999 5th district. Who's it for? 227 00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:53,499 Ask for Mr. Loki. 228 00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:55,332 Give it to him... 229 00:15:55,875 --> 00:15:57,040 and no one else. 230 00:15:59,000 --> 00:15:59,999 Is that clear? 231 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:01,374 Crystal clear. 232 00:16:03,583 --> 00:16:04,582 Thanks. 233 00:16:05,416 --> 00:16:06,457 Have a nice day. 234 00:16:17,666 --> 00:16:19,124 No, I just picked up. 235 00:16:19,291 --> 00:16:23,499 I gotta deliver to the 5th. 144, Rue Mouffetard. 236 00:16:24,625 --> 00:16:25,957 A courier has the package. 237 00:16:26,125 --> 00:16:28,832 - Grab him. I'll take care of Loki. - No problem. 238 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,832 10 minutes or I'm coming over. 239 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,832 I'm on my way. 240 00:16:35,083 --> 00:16:36,207 What's he want? 241 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:38,415 Maniac! 242 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,207 Are you nuts or what? 243 00:16:46,625 --> 00:16:48,415 Freeze! 244 00:17:46,416 --> 00:17:47,415 Loki got away. 245 00:17:48,208 --> 00:17:50,415 Shit! The courier shook me off. 246 00:17:50,583 --> 00:17:51,707 We gotta find him fast. 247 00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:53,374 He had a sticker on the scooter. 248 00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:55,540 Pli Express, Zero Stress. 249 00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:01,332 Loki's moving again. 250 00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:03,457 Shit! How's he go so fast? 251 00:18:08,625 --> 00:18:10,290 Headed for the 5th. 252 00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:12,665 That's downtown. U-turn! 253 00:18:27,041 --> 00:18:28,540 Hi, Pli Express! 254 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,457 Personal delivery for Mr. Loki. 255 00:18:30,625 --> 00:18:32,332 I'm Robert. What you drinking? 256 00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:34,457 Nothing, I'm working. This isn't La Bourgogne? 257 00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:37,415 Sure it is, but we're not a mailroom. 258 00:18:37,791 --> 00:18:38,999 And I don't give free tours. 259 00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:40,457 - What'll it be? - We're fine. 260 00:18:40,625 --> 00:18:42,457 - Let's go. - What are you doing? 261 00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:44,374 - What am I doing? - I said to meet me here? 262 00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:47,624 I waited a half-hour. We're late, let's go. 263 00:18:47,791 --> 00:18:50,415 The guy gave me 100 euros for personal delivery. 264 00:18:50,583 --> 00:18:52,457 Romeo and Juliet, what'll it be? 265 00:18:52,625 --> 00:18:53,540 Nothing! 266 00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:55,582 I told you, we're not a mailroom. 267 00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:57,207 - What'll it be? - A Coke. 268 00:18:57,375 --> 00:18:59,124 And for the little lady? 269 00:18:59,291 --> 00:19:00,957 - Coke, too. - Two Cokes. 270 00:19:01,125 --> 00:19:03,207 No, one Coke, two straws. 271 00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:04,749 - A Coke for two? - Yeah. 272 00:19:04,916 --> 00:19:06,790 No wonder we're in the shit. 273 00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:17,165 The GPS has him in the café opposite. 274 00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:19,540 We're almost there. 275 00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:22,082 We'll go straight to the church. 276 00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:23,499 See you there. 277 00:19:23,666 --> 00:19:27,207 - I'm leaving that at the bar. - Hold on... 278 00:19:28,666 --> 00:19:31,082 - Sorry, it's the straw... - You idiot! 279 00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:33,457 If this doesn't wash out, I swear... 280 00:19:33,625 --> 00:19:35,457 When I get back, we're gone. 281 00:19:41,541 --> 00:19:42,582 I can't see him. 282 00:19:47,541 --> 00:19:49,999 Loki, where the hell are you? 283 00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:51,540 He's gotta be in there. 284 00:20:01,708 --> 00:20:02,874 What's going on? 285 00:20:04,541 --> 00:20:05,457 Shut up! 286 00:20:15,833 --> 00:20:17,290 What the hell's he doing? 287 00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:30,040 Screw it! 288 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,040 What's going on, Loki? 289 00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:36,249 This isn't Loki. 290 00:20:36,416 --> 00:20:37,457 What? 291 00:20:37,791 --> 00:20:38,540 Who are you? 292 00:20:38,708 --> 00:20:41,707 The courier waiting for Mr. Loki. 293 00:20:42,125 --> 00:20:44,499 What's going on? And who are you anyway? 294 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,749 - Stand up. - You're in the bar? 295 00:20:47,291 --> 00:20:48,582 Here I am... 296 00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:50,457 Where are you? 297 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,082 Who's he? 298 00:20:52,291 --> 00:20:55,124 I've got stuff to do. Come get your cash... 299 00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:57,457 You still there? 300 00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:00,374 Lady, where are you? 301 00:21:01,041 --> 00:21:01,915 Can you see me? 302 00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:05,582 - I'm wearing orange. - Halloween, sit down. 303 00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:06,624 Sit. 304 00:21:07,791 --> 00:21:08,832 Who is this? 305 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,624 Shut up and drink up. 306 00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:12,957 I've been waiting 15', stay polite. 307 00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:15,540 Look at the wall. The little red dot. 308 00:21:16,458 --> 00:21:17,457 I'm not playing. 309 00:21:18,125 --> 00:21:19,082 See that? 310 00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:33,040 What the hell? Why are you doing this? 311 00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,749 Sit down and shut up. 312 00:21:36,541 --> 00:21:39,874 From now on, you're our courier. 313 00:21:40,041 --> 00:21:41,374 - Got that? - What do you want? 314 00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:44,040 I don't know if you're telling the truth, 315 00:21:44,208 --> 00:21:47,290 but if Loki wants to play games, you're in. 316 00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:50,165 Just do what we say 317 00:21:50,833 --> 00:21:51,832 and you'll be fine. 318 00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:54,624 Understand? 319 00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:58,290 Who are you talking to? 320 00:21:58,458 --> 00:21:58,999 Who's she? 321 00:21:59,458 --> 00:22:01,165 - Who is she? - She's with me. 322 00:22:01,708 --> 00:22:03,290 Are you kidding me? 323 00:22:03,541 --> 00:22:05,165 - Who is it? - It's for the package. 324 00:22:05,333 --> 00:22:07,999 That's enough. Have you paid? Let's go. 325 00:22:08,166 --> 00:22:09,165 - Get rid of her. - I can't. 326 00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:10,707 - Right now! - I can't. 327 00:22:10,875 --> 00:22:13,165 What's going on? You're freaking me out. 328 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:14,249 You asked for it. 329 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,332 - You wanna play hardball? - Don't. Please... 330 00:22:19,875 --> 00:22:21,582 - Can you leave, please? - Leave? 331 00:22:21,750 --> 00:22:23,290 - Go on. - Are you serious? 332 00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:25,082 - Baby, move. - What? 333 00:22:26,291 --> 00:22:28,165 What's the weird look for? 334 00:22:28,333 --> 00:22:29,082 3... 335 00:22:29,291 --> 00:22:29,874 Is it my make-up? 336 00:22:30,041 --> 00:22:30,790 2... 337 00:22:31,166 --> 00:22:32,874 - You saw me put it on. - Move! 338 00:22:33,041 --> 00:22:34,415 - 1... - Move! 339 00:22:36,708 --> 00:22:39,165 How can you be such an idiot? 340 00:22:39,958 --> 00:22:41,915 It's Coke, it won't wash out! 341 00:22:42,166 --> 00:22:44,665 - 2 seconds. Time out. - No 2 seconds! 342 00:22:44,833 --> 00:22:46,665 The courier's done, he's off! 343 00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:49,749 No more waiting! Pick up your package from the office. 344 00:22:50,041 --> 00:22:51,415 Stupid bitch! 345 00:22:51,541 --> 00:22:52,915 Open up! Kill her! 346 00:22:53,125 --> 00:22:54,207 Don't involve her! 347 00:22:54,916 --> 00:22:56,415 Out the way! 348 00:23:00,625 --> 00:23:01,832 Fire! 349 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,374 I'm not locked on. 350 00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:04,915 Let me past! 351 00:23:08,916 --> 00:23:11,124 Nadia! 352 00:23:20,750 --> 00:23:22,332 You're coming with us! 353 00:23:33,791 --> 00:23:37,915 This is the worst day of my life. I hate him! 354 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:40,749 Lady, if you need talk, 355 00:23:40,916 --> 00:23:43,082 I very good listener, they say. 356 00:23:43,250 --> 00:23:45,290 Shut up! Keep your eyes on the road! 357 00:23:45,583 --> 00:23:48,040 I'm sorry... 358 00:23:48,958 --> 00:23:50,040 Stop crying. 359 00:23:57,583 --> 00:23:58,374 Where's she headed? 360 00:23:58,541 --> 00:23:59,499 I don't know. 361 00:24:00,416 --> 00:24:02,124 Where's your girlfriend headed? 362 00:24:02,541 --> 00:24:04,790 - Pli Express. The office. - Where's that? 363 00:24:04,958 --> 00:24:06,790 Depends. We're all over Paris. 364 00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:09,499 Where the hell is it? 365 00:24:09,666 --> 00:24:10,332 Where is it? 366 00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:12,124 23, Rue Ordener. 18th district. 367 00:24:13,333 --> 00:24:14,290 Shoot him! 368 00:24:16,375 --> 00:24:18,207 I'll get the package! 369 00:24:18,375 --> 00:24:21,040 I'll get there faster than you. I'll go. 370 00:24:21,208 --> 00:24:24,165 I'll deliver where you want. Zero stress. 371 00:24:24,458 --> 00:24:27,749 Don't kill me! Leave her out of this! 372 00:24:37,583 --> 00:24:38,624 No, honestly... 373 00:24:38,791 --> 00:24:40,749 It's Polish. 374 00:24:40,916 --> 00:24:42,957 Can't have been easy at school. 375 00:24:43,125 --> 00:24:46,165 - Yeah, when I was a kid... - We don't care! 376 00:24:46,375 --> 00:24:47,665 - Got that? - Got it. 377 00:24:47,833 --> 00:24:48,957 Shut up! 378 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:54,124 Double-cross us and you won't have a name, got that? 379 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,332 10, Rue du Soleil, 20th. 380 00:24:56,541 --> 00:24:57,915 We know where you live. 381 00:25:04,541 --> 00:25:07,332 I'm your courier now. OK, lady? 382 00:25:11,375 --> 00:25:12,832 - What's wrong now? - Miss. 383 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,290 I'm your courier, miss. 384 00:25:23,708 --> 00:25:25,874 Ice, you seen Nadia? 385 00:25:26,875 --> 00:25:28,207 - What? - Have you seen Nadia? 386 00:25:28,375 --> 00:25:29,499 Can't hear you. 387 00:25:30,333 --> 00:25:31,665 Not now. Have you seen Nadia? 388 00:25:32,708 --> 00:25:35,332 No sweat, she went home. Left this for you... 389 00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:36,582 - Cool. - Here... 390 00:25:37,916 --> 00:25:38,874 Are you 12 years old? 391 00:25:39,541 --> 00:25:40,582 This! 392 00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:41,582 What's that? 393 00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:43,249 Bills to pay most likely. 394 00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:44,832 Where's the package? 395 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,790 My office! Now! 396 00:25:47,833 --> 00:25:48,540 You've got it. 397 00:25:48,708 --> 00:25:52,207 Your girlfriend said the client would drop by. 398 00:25:52,375 --> 00:25:55,249 Is she nuts? Wants to get you fired? 399 00:25:55,416 --> 00:25:58,040 - No, it's your Mr. Loki... - What's going on? 400 00:25:58,541 --> 00:25:59,624 I never saw anything like it. 401 00:25:59,791 --> 00:26:01,332 A courier doesn't lose stuff. 402 00:26:03,750 --> 00:26:04,749 What's this? 403 00:26:07,375 --> 00:26:09,540 That? Nothing. A project. 404 00:26:09,750 --> 00:26:10,707 It's mine. 405 00:26:12,041 --> 00:26:13,374 You open lockers? 406 00:26:15,708 --> 00:26:16,790 It's a cool idea. 407 00:26:17,916 --> 00:26:19,624 Eco-couriers, classy! 408 00:26:19,791 --> 00:26:20,749 Gotta get in first. 409 00:26:20,916 --> 00:26:22,624 Gotta patent the concept. 410 00:26:23,458 --> 00:26:26,040 - Need the capital, of course. - That's capital! 411 00:26:26,208 --> 00:26:27,624 Hand off my idea. 412 00:26:27,750 --> 00:26:30,832 - Oh yeah? - Or else what? 413 00:26:31,166 --> 00:26:34,082 Or else the shit'll hit the fan! 414 00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:38,957 That's right, have a good laugh. 415 00:26:40,708 --> 00:26:41,874 Who are they? 416 00:26:42,916 --> 00:26:44,374 You know them, Sam? 417 00:26:44,875 --> 00:26:47,207 - Are they with you? - Sort of. 418 00:26:47,416 --> 00:26:49,124 Whaddya mean? Who are they? 419 00:26:49,458 --> 00:26:50,957 The armed wing of Green Riders. 420 00:26:51,125 --> 00:26:52,290 We were kidding. We're family. 421 00:26:52,458 --> 00:26:55,290 It was a joke. We didn't mean anything. 422 00:27:00,500 --> 00:27:01,290 Who are they? 423 00:27:01,958 --> 00:27:03,124 What's going on now? 424 00:27:03,291 --> 00:27:04,040 Kill 'em! 425 00:27:04,208 --> 00:27:06,457 They're the competition. Hide! 426 00:27:14,291 --> 00:27:17,915 Call 'em off! I'll give you the capital. All of it! 427 00:27:22,375 --> 00:27:23,332 Reload! 428 00:27:31,833 --> 00:27:33,332 We'll talk later! 429 00:27:34,166 --> 00:27:35,457 You explain the deal. 430 00:27:35,625 --> 00:27:37,832 - Where you going? - Outta here! 431 00:27:51,166 --> 00:27:51,999 My Zoomer! 432 00:27:54,375 --> 00:27:55,999 Ice, come back! 433 00:27:59,208 --> 00:28:00,165 He has the package. 434 00:28:00,875 --> 00:28:01,790 Shit! 435 00:28:10,458 --> 00:28:13,332 My Zoomer! 436 00:28:21,375 --> 00:28:22,707 My office. 437 00:28:28,041 --> 00:28:28,749 I surrender. 438 00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:31,999 We can be partners. 50-50? 439 00:28:35,375 --> 00:28:36,290 70-30? 440 00:28:37,041 --> 00:28:39,957 Your courier? Where can we find him? 441 00:28:40,125 --> 00:28:42,874 Look, that's his name... 442 00:28:43,083 --> 00:28:44,374 and address. 443 00:28:48,250 --> 00:28:49,332 - What? - It's Sharas. 444 00:28:50,083 --> 00:28:51,790 - What do you want? - Track a cellphone. 445 00:28:51,916 --> 00:28:53,207 - Paris? - In Paris, yeah. 446 00:29:05,083 --> 00:29:06,457 Where do I deliver your damn package? 447 00:29:06,625 --> 00:29:07,957 There's a key in it. 448 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:12,082 Credit card? 449 00:29:12,791 --> 00:29:15,124 - A room key. - Hotel du Louvre? 450 00:29:15,291 --> 00:29:16,040 Got it. 451 00:29:16,583 --> 00:29:19,040 Loki's delivering there. Pretend to be him. 452 00:29:19,208 --> 00:29:20,249 We'll meet you there. 453 00:29:20,416 --> 00:29:23,415 OK, you got it. 454 00:29:26,958 --> 00:29:28,832 A minor slip-up, mom. 455 00:29:29,208 --> 00:29:31,249 I know it's about to begin. 456 00:29:31,416 --> 00:29:33,290 We'll go straight to the church. 457 00:29:34,083 --> 00:29:36,207 We'll sneak in the back with the oldies! 458 00:29:36,791 --> 00:29:39,290 Pain in the ass! My dress! 459 00:29:48,458 --> 00:29:49,457 Where are you? 460 00:29:49,666 --> 00:29:52,124 There's no number on the key. It's a huge hotel. 461 00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:53,832 How do I find the right room? 462 00:29:53,958 --> 00:29:56,665 Sam, what are you talking about? 463 00:29:56,958 --> 00:29:59,082 Shit, it's you. 464 00:29:59,250 --> 00:30:00,082 Sorry. 465 00:30:01,791 --> 00:30:02,582 Who else? 466 00:30:02,750 --> 00:30:04,915 I thought it was the other chick. 467 00:30:05,125 --> 00:30:06,290 What other chick? 468 00:30:06,458 --> 00:30:08,332 It's too complicated. I'll explain later. 469 00:30:08,625 --> 00:30:10,457 You didn't open my letter, did you? 470 00:30:10,625 --> 00:30:12,165 What letter? 471 00:30:12,333 --> 00:30:13,499 What letter? 472 00:30:13,916 --> 00:30:15,165 - Oh, that. - That? 473 00:30:15,333 --> 00:30:17,082 No, I didn't get time, baby. 474 00:30:17,416 --> 00:30:19,332 What's this about a room key? 475 00:30:19,500 --> 00:30:21,499 - It's the package! - And there's a chick? 476 00:30:21,666 --> 00:30:24,832 We're late for the wedding, we missed the ceremony! 477 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,957 And you're meeting a chick in a hotel! No worries! 478 00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:31,374 - I can explain. - Where's my chauffeur-driven limo? 479 00:30:31,541 --> 00:30:34,415 Champagne, the whole shebang. Where is it? 480 00:30:34,583 --> 00:30:35,665 - Listen, baby. - Don't baby me! 481 00:30:35,833 --> 00:30:36,999 I'm sick of broken promises! 482 00:30:37,166 --> 00:30:40,957 I need you here! 483 00:30:41,208 --> 00:30:45,374 I told everyone Sam'd be there. But he's not. Where's Sam? 484 00:30:45,541 --> 00:30:47,165 Stop whining and listen. 485 00:30:47,333 --> 00:30:48,915 You gotta get here... 486 00:30:49,666 --> 00:30:51,290 Get here... 487 00:30:51,458 --> 00:30:53,540 I love you. I'll be there, bye. 488 00:30:53,708 --> 00:30:55,124 Me too, I... 489 00:30:56,375 --> 00:30:57,499 He hung up on me. 490 00:30:58,708 --> 00:31:02,540 You better be here, Sam. You just better, dammit! 491 00:31:03,041 --> 00:31:06,999 Good afternoon. I have a room here and I totally... 492 00:31:07,166 --> 00:31:08,499 A room here? 493 00:31:08,666 --> 00:31:10,457 Yes, of course. 494 00:31:10,625 --> 00:31:11,207 What number? 495 00:31:11,375 --> 00:31:14,290 That's just it. I forgot the room number. 496 00:31:14,458 --> 00:31:16,415 You forgot your room number? 497 00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:19,082 - I have the key card. - Your name, please? 498 00:31:19,291 --> 00:31:20,790 What name? 499 00:31:22,250 --> 00:31:23,374 Name of what? 500 00:31:27,541 --> 00:31:29,415 The name I booked under? 501 00:31:32,166 --> 00:31:33,999 Sir also forgot his name? 502 00:31:34,166 --> 00:31:35,582 Mr. Loki. 503 00:31:42,041 --> 00:31:42,749 The Imperial Suite. 504 00:31:42,958 --> 00:31:45,124 That's it, the Imperial Suite! 505 00:31:45,291 --> 00:31:47,249 - How did I forget that? - I'm so sorry. 506 00:31:47,416 --> 00:31:49,040 Usually, at the Ritz, I'm in the Royal. 507 00:31:49,208 --> 00:31:53,082 - I apologize. - Only doing your job, Jacques. 508 00:31:54,958 --> 00:31:56,624 - How are you? - I'm fine. 509 00:31:56,833 --> 00:31:57,415 And the wife? 510 00:31:57,583 --> 00:31:59,540 I just need the card back. 511 00:31:59,708 --> 00:32:01,082 It's that way. 512 00:32:01,250 --> 00:32:02,415 Of course, I forgot. 513 00:32:02,583 --> 00:32:04,040 Allow me to make it up to you. 514 00:32:04,583 --> 00:32:06,999 - Something to nibble on? - Sure, why not? 515 00:32:07,166 --> 00:32:07,999 Something to drink, too. 516 00:32:08,166 --> 00:32:09,707 I am so sorry. 517 00:32:33,791 --> 00:32:35,124 We're there. 518 00:32:40,791 --> 00:32:43,207 I only have cents. Share it. 519 00:32:47,041 --> 00:32:47,874 Goodbye. 520 00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:50,457 Jesus! 521 00:32:53,291 --> 00:32:54,374 Baby, back off! 522 00:32:54,541 --> 00:32:56,707 You'd better change your tone. 523 00:32:57,083 --> 00:32:57,790 Sorry. 524 00:32:58,041 --> 00:33:00,165 - You find the room? - I'm there. 525 00:33:05,458 --> 00:33:06,290 Running late? 526 00:33:07,541 --> 00:33:08,874 You're not alone? 527 00:33:09,666 --> 00:33:10,624 I'll call you back. 528 00:33:20,666 --> 00:33:23,415 James Loki. 529 00:33:27,791 --> 00:33:28,665 Nice to meet you. 530 00:33:34,375 --> 00:33:35,415 We go in? 531 00:33:35,583 --> 00:33:38,415 You know how many cameras are in there? 532 00:33:38,583 --> 00:33:39,540 Don't worry, 533 00:33:40,166 --> 00:33:41,707 our courier's terrified. 534 00:33:42,875 --> 00:33:44,540 He'll do anything we want. 535 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:45,999 And then... 536 00:33:58,458 --> 00:33:59,582 Oh yeah. 537 00:34:01,875 --> 00:34:03,124 No time to bundle them up. 538 00:34:04,916 --> 00:34:05,707 Sorry. 539 00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:26,415 Not checking? 540 00:34:27,416 --> 00:34:28,582 Sure, of course. 541 00:34:40,750 --> 00:34:42,999 - Miss Nadia? - That's me. 542 00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:46,582 They're not for me? 543 00:34:49,291 --> 00:34:50,165 From Sam? 544 00:34:51,541 --> 00:34:52,624 What a surprise. 545 00:34:55,041 --> 00:34:57,040 Great, it's all there. 546 00:34:57,291 --> 00:34:59,915 Thanks and see you around. 547 00:35:00,083 --> 00:35:01,207 - What's wrong? - Come on. 548 00:35:07,458 --> 00:35:08,957 You're an expert or not? 549 00:35:09,291 --> 00:35:10,207 So, check. 550 00:35:10,458 --> 00:35:12,332 - I took a look. - Check, I said! 551 00:35:16,958 --> 00:35:18,124 No way? 552 00:35:20,375 --> 00:35:21,999 Afternoon, sir. 553 00:35:27,166 --> 00:35:28,874 This is crazy! 554 00:35:37,416 --> 00:35:39,415 Magnificent, truly. 555 00:35:47,250 --> 00:35:48,249 - It's pure... - Diamond. 556 00:35:48,416 --> 00:35:49,999 - They're diamonds. - No kidding. 557 00:35:50,500 --> 00:35:54,707 - 100 carats, more or less. - 100 carats? 558 00:35:55,291 --> 00:35:56,832 I'd say more like... 559 00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:58,832 1,000? 560 00:36:00,125 --> 00:36:01,749 At least 1,000! 561 00:36:02,166 --> 00:36:04,207 Definitely. You're nobody's fool. 562 00:36:04,375 --> 00:36:07,082 I was just testing you. There's more than that. 563 00:36:07,916 --> 00:36:09,165 Add in the little ones, 564 00:36:09,333 --> 00:36:12,374 there must be 1,253 carats. 54 maybe. 565 00:36:15,416 --> 00:36:16,457 You're short. 566 00:36:17,916 --> 00:36:19,499 - Short? - My bonus is missing. 567 00:36:19,666 --> 00:36:20,082 What bonus? 568 00:36:20,250 --> 00:36:22,207 My bonus! 10 grand! 569 00:36:22,375 --> 00:36:24,582 - That's all I was given. - Shut it! 570 00:36:24,750 --> 00:36:27,874 - I don't have any more. - 100,000! The usual rate. 571 00:36:30,041 --> 00:36:31,624 100,000 euros? 572 00:36:31,791 --> 00:36:32,499 Of course. 573 00:36:36,375 --> 00:36:38,832 Sorry. 100 grand just for carrying a case? 574 00:36:39,375 --> 00:36:40,415 And the dress stays on? 575 00:36:41,916 --> 00:36:43,207 You got it easy! 576 00:36:43,625 --> 00:36:46,957 I kill myself for 1,300 gross a month. 577 00:36:47,916 --> 00:36:50,874 Get real, toots, there's a recession! 578 00:36:51,041 --> 00:36:53,540 Look at you, in your thrift store dress. 579 00:36:53,750 --> 00:36:55,790 The store where less is more. 580 00:36:56,375 --> 00:36:57,207 It's Gucci. 581 00:36:57,375 --> 00:36:59,165 It's not Gucci, it's Mutchi. 582 00:36:59,333 --> 00:37:00,665 They suckered you, sweetie. 583 00:37:00,833 --> 00:37:02,707 But you won't make a sap out of me. 584 00:37:03,208 --> 00:37:05,707 I won't pay you more, you're not worth more. 585 00:37:07,708 --> 00:37:09,999 I don't work with amateurs. 586 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,374 Who are you, asshole? You're not with Sphere. 587 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,082 Sure, I'm with Sphere. 588 00:37:16,291 --> 00:37:18,790 - Let's see your tattoo. - What tattoo? 589 00:37:19,375 --> 00:37:20,082 Your tattoo. 590 00:37:20,458 --> 00:37:24,082 No, my skin's too sensitive. Even the sun... 591 00:37:49,333 --> 00:37:50,790 Spot the difference? 592 00:38:02,583 --> 00:38:03,999 Deep down, Sam's a good guy. 593 00:38:04,166 --> 00:38:07,165 He just needs shaking up now and then, like us all. 594 00:38:22,958 --> 00:38:24,082 My suit! 595 00:38:27,666 --> 00:38:29,749 Cut that out, will you! 596 00:38:40,375 --> 00:38:41,457 Sorry to interrupt, 597 00:38:41,625 --> 00:38:44,499 this is Jacques at Reception. 598 00:38:44,708 --> 00:38:45,540 Hi, Jacques. 599 00:38:48,541 --> 00:38:50,499 We've had complaints about the noise. 600 00:38:50,666 --> 00:38:52,165 - The noise? - Yes, the noise. 601 00:38:52,375 --> 00:38:53,249 Like fighting. 602 00:38:54,208 --> 00:38:56,374 I'll be with you in a moment. 603 00:38:59,875 --> 00:39:01,999 - Should I send security? - No need. 604 00:39:03,541 --> 00:39:05,999 - Rapist! - We're consenting adults. 605 00:39:06,958 --> 00:39:08,540 Spicing things up a bit. 606 00:39:09,958 --> 00:39:11,207 My girlfriend's very playful. 607 00:39:17,541 --> 00:39:18,540 A slight problem... 608 00:39:28,375 --> 00:39:28,874 I'll hang up then. 609 00:39:29,041 --> 00:39:30,374 If you don't mind. 610 00:39:30,541 --> 00:39:32,915 Try to... I don't know... 611 00:39:33,416 --> 00:39:34,790 No, don't try anything. 612 00:39:36,541 --> 00:39:38,207 Do you have a suite? 613 00:39:38,458 --> 00:39:41,457 On the same floor. 614 00:39:47,166 --> 00:39:48,165 No hard feelings? 615 00:39:57,375 --> 00:40:00,374 What's Sam up to? We're running pretty late. 616 00:40:04,916 --> 00:40:07,874 A mystery! I love surprises. 617 00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:18,457 Oh my God! 618 00:40:19,791 --> 00:40:20,832 Shit! 619 00:40:24,500 --> 00:40:25,999 That's not gonna do it. 620 00:40:52,458 --> 00:40:53,790 He's taking too long. 621 00:40:54,291 --> 00:40:55,457 Something's wrong. 622 00:41:01,791 --> 00:41:03,332 What are you doing? 623 00:41:03,500 --> 00:41:04,582 Hold on... 624 00:41:06,458 --> 00:41:07,540 - Sam? - What? 625 00:41:07,708 --> 00:41:09,915 - Are you coming or what? - I'm on my way. 626 00:41:10,083 --> 00:41:12,040 What took you so long? Where are you? 627 00:41:12,208 --> 00:41:13,624 In the hallway. Nadia, where are you? 628 00:41:13,791 --> 00:41:16,790 In the limo with your buddy. 629 00:41:17,291 --> 00:41:19,415 - Have you got it? - Yeah, I've got it. Just wait. 630 00:41:19,583 --> 00:41:21,332 What do you think we're doing? 631 00:41:21,500 --> 00:41:22,165 Move it! 632 00:41:22,333 --> 00:41:23,790 What limo? What buddy? 633 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,290 - Who do you mean? - Your friend, Mr... 634 00:41:26,750 --> 00:41:27,332 Loki! 635 00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:31,165 He seems so cool! 636 00:41:31,666 --> 00:41:33,957 And got a few bucks. Go into business with him. 637 00:41:35,208 --> 00:41:36,332 Hold on... 638 00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:39,540 He's not what you think! Get out of the car! 639 00:41:39,708 --> 00:41:40,540 He's dangerous! 640 00:41:40,666 --> 00:41:43,249 Don't listen to a word the bastard says! 641 00:41:43,416 --> 00:41:45,124 - That's not nice. - What did he say? 642 00:41:45,291 --> 00:41:47,290 You bastard! Hand the phone back. 643 00:41:47,458 --> 00:41:50,040 - She's having fun with me. - Totally! Hurry, sweetie! 644 00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:52,790 You better not hurt her, you fucker! 645 00:41:53,125 --> 00:41:56,457 You fucker! 646 00:41:56,791 --> 00:41:57,499 Sorry. 647 00:41:59,083 --> 00:42:01,207 I got the case. Don't hurt her. 648 00:42:05,583 --> 00:42:06,957 - Where're you at? - What's he say? 649 00:42:07,125 --> 00:42:09,915 I'll bring you the case. I'm leaving the hotel. 650 00:42:10,708 --> 00:42:12,082 Your colleagues are outside. 651 00:42:12,250 --> 00:42:13,999 - Who? My friends? - Yeah, from Sphere. 652 00:42:14,166 --> 00:42:15,415 - Stop! Hold on! - Why? 653 00:42:15,583 --> 00:42:17,374 Nadia's right, let's do business. 654 00:42:17,583 --> 00:42:18,457 Mr. Loki! 655 00:42:19,250 --> 00:42:21,290 - I need your card. - Just a second. 656 00:42:22,708 --> 00:42:24,457 What the hell's he doing? 657 00:42:24,625 --> 00:42:25,290 This one? 658 00:42:25,458 --> 00:42:26,415 That's right. 659 00:42:28,375 --> 00:42:31,332 I give you the case, not the guys in the van, right? 660 00:42:31,500 --> 00:42:33,749 Well done, you're very sharp. 661 00:42:33,958 --> 00:42:37,207 I thought you were a team. Why are you going solo? 662 00:42:37,375 --> 00:42:38,374 The team's split up. 663 00:42:40,500 --> 00:42:41,540 It's down to me, 664 00:42:42,250 --> 00:42:44,665 alone, to deliver. And you're gonna help. 665 00:42:47,041 --> 00:42:49,249 If I don't hand it over, what'll they do? 666 00:42:50,625 --> 00:42:51,624 They'll kill me. 667 00:42:52,083 --> 00:42:53,040 It's you... 668 00:42:53,458 --> 00:42:54,624 or Nadia. 669 00:42:55,250 --> 00:42:56,749 Time to choose. 670 00:42:57,708 --> 00:42:58,624 Great! 671 00:43:01,583 --> 00:43:04,082 If you wanna see her again, the Sacré Coeur, 9PM. 672 00:43:04,250 --> 00:43:05,082 I'll call you back. 673 00:43:19,458 --> 00:43:21,499 Come on, move your ass! 674 00:43:31,666 --> 00:43:32,290 Get in. 675 00:43:36,916 --> 00:43:37,665 Quick! 676 00:43:43,958 --> 00:43:45,124 Over there! 677 00:44:03,958 --> 00:44:05,082 Shit! 678 00:44:36,166 --> 00:44:37,457 We lost him! 679 00:44:43,500 --> 00:44:46,165 Bunch of losers! 680 00:44:47,541 --> 00:44:50,874 Nadia's mom? Hello there. 681 00:44:51,541 --> 00:44:53,040 Nice to speak to you. 682 00:44:54,875 --> 00:44:56,540 I don't know why she doesn't call. 683 00:44:58,083 --> 00:45:00,749 No, of course, we didn't forget the wedding. 684 00:45:01,375 --> 00:45:02,540 Why'd we forget? 685 00:45:04,375 --> 00:45:06,749 As soon as I see her, I'll get her to call. 686 00:45:06,875 --> 00:45:07,749 Yes, goodbye. 687 00:45:09,375 --> 00:45:11,040 Know what? You're dead. 688 00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:14,207 You, your family and friends, unless I get the case. 689 00:45:14,375 --> 00:45:15,290 Got that? 690 00:45:15,458 --> 00:45:16,499 Thank you very much. 691 00:45:17,041 --> 00:45:18,915 He hung up on me! 692 00:45:19,625 --> 00:45:20,665 It's gotta stop. 693 00:45:21,416 --> 00:45:22,832 This has got to stop! 694 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,457 I feel a bit tipsy already. 695 00:45:27,625 --> 00:45:28,749 Just a splash. 696 00:45:33,791 --> 00:45:34,915 I'm tired, aren't you? 697 00:45:43,416 --> 00:45:44,749 Who did that to you? 698 00:45:44,916 --> 00:45:46,249 Who knocked you around? 699 00:45:51,791 --> 00:45:54,499 Got him. He's at 10th district police station. 700 00:45:56,041 --> 00:45:57,707 So, you figure they're real? 701 00:45:58,291 --> 00:46:01,290 I don't know, I'm no expert. I guess they are 702 00:46:01,458 --> 00:46:03,624 and that's why he kidnapped Nadia, 703 00:46:03,833 --> 00:46:05,540 to get his diamonds back. 704 00:46:05,708 --> 00:46:06,499 Right... 705 00:46:06,666 --> 00:46:09,374 It's an emergency. Call in a SWAT team. 706 00:46:09,541 --> 00:46:10,499 Technically, 707 00:46:10,875 --> 00:46:13,415 SWAT teams aren't police units. 708 00:46:13,625 --> 00:46:17,124 Who cares! His girlfriend's been kidnapped. 709 00:46:17,291 --> 00:46:20,582 As we speak, she may be getting gang-raped. 710 00:46:21,458 --> 00:46:22,790 You feeling OK? 711 00:46:23,916 --> 00:46:24,624 Is that yours? 712 00:46:24,791 --> 00:46:26,457 What's wrong with you guys? 713 00:46:26,625 --> 00:46:28,957 I've told you 10 times. It's not ours. 714 00:46:29,125 --> 00:46:31,290 That's why we brought it in. 715 00:46:31,458 --> 00:46:33,124 The young lady says it's hers. 716 00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:34,832 That's him! 717 00:46:35,291 --> 00:46:36,082 The skinhead! 718 00:46:36,375 --> 00:46:37,415 He attacked me! 719 00:46:37,958 --> 00:46:40,290 Then the others joined in. It was horrible! 720 00:46:40,458 --> 00:46:42,624 No way! You have to believe me! 721 00:46:42,791 --> 00:46:44,540 She's the cause of all of this! 722 00:46:44,708 --> 00:46:48,415 She had the jewels. You gotta believe me, it's a trap! 723 00:46:48,583 --> 00:46:49,790 This is mind-blowing! It's her! 724 00:46:49,958 --> 00:46:50,957 What? 725 00:46:54,750 --> 00:46:55,749 What? 726 00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,082 What's wrong? What did I do? 727 00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:00,457 You're worse than cancer. 728 00:47:01,291 --> 00:47:03,874 I told you not to come. To them, you're suspicious. 729 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,332 Why am I suspicious? 730 00:47:05,791 --> 00:47:08,040 You're not blond with blue eyes. 731 00:47:08,208 --> 00:47:09,374 Look who's talking. 732 00:47:09,875 --> 00:47:11,999 Yeah, you can talk, smartass. 733 00:47:12,166 --> 00:47:14,999 Next time, don't forget the Al-Qaeda hat. 734 00:47:15,166 --> 00:47:16,207 Shut it, baldy! 735 00:47:16,375 --> 00:47:17,915 At least I brought a brain. 736 00:47:18,083 --> 00:47:20,915 - Do you need a ride? - No, thanks. 737 00:47:21,541 --> 00:47:22,415 Thank you. 738 00:47:24,916 --> 00:47:25,957 See you. 739 00:47:26,333 --> 00:47:28,499 Isn't your dad a cop? 740 00:47:28,750 --> 00:47:29,999 Can't he help? 741 00:47:30,166 --> 00:47:31,374 Your dad's in the police? 742 00:47:32,291 --> 00:47:35,374 - Why didn't you call him? - He's not in the police. 743 00:47:35,541 --> 00:47:36,457 He's just a cop. 744 00:47:36,708 --> 00:47:39,874 He's more Police Woman than Jack Bauer, otherwise... 745 00:47:40,208 --> 00:47:41,665 You'd have called him? 746 00:47:42,583 --> 00:47:43,499 Hey, dad. 747 00:47:44,375 --> 00:47:45,832 Yeah, it's dad. 748 00:47:47,916 --> 00:47:48,915 You been here long? 749 00:47:50,916 --> 00:47:51,874 Police Woman? 750 00:47:53,958 --> 00:47:55,207 I could have said 751 00:47:55,708 --> 00:47:58,207 Kojak or Ironside. 752 00:47:58,875 --> 00:47:59,332 It's mean. 753 00:47:59,500 --> 00:48:01,457 It's pretty mean. 754 00:48:15,166 --> 00:48:17,415 Lucky we were there, Louise. 755 00:48:18,041 --> 00:48:19,207 What about my bonus? 756 00:48:19,375 --> 00:48:20,499 Your bonus? 757 00:48:21,083 --> 00:48:23,165 You should be glad you're alive. 758 00:48:23,333 --> 00:48:26,749 I want my damn bonus. 759 00:48:28,083 --> 00:48:29,957 Isn't she sweet? 760 00:48:30,541 --> 00:48:32,582 We're Backup. You want Accounts. 761 00:48:33,791 --> 00:48:35,249 Get changed, you're a mess. 762 00:48:36,666 --> 00:48:39,165 - Get out! - Let go! 763 00:48:39,791 --> 00:48:40,582 Get out! 764 00:48:45,125 --> 00:48:48,040 Checking out your story will take hours. 765 00:48:48,208 --> 00:48:51,540 We have to be in Montmartre with the jewels in 2 hours. 766 00:48:51,708 --> 00:48:54,165 Jewels you no longer have, my boy. 767 00:48:54,333 --> 00:48:56,665 Don't call me that in front of my buddies. 768 00:48:57,166 --> 00:48:59,624 You realize your story is insane? 769 00:49:00,208 --> 00:49:02,040 - Who'd believe you? - You, dad. 770 00:49:02,750 --> 00:49:03,790 You're my only hope. 771 00:49:04,875 --> 00:49:05,790 It's true. 772 00:49:06,458 --> 00:49:09,290 It's really important you believe me. Please. 773 00:49:17,208 --> 00:49:17,874 Here... 774 00:49:18,875 --> 00:49:20,624 Make it look real. 775 00:49:23,250 --> 00:49:23,999 You what? 776 00:49:24,500 --> 00:49:27,957 You want me to hit you with a stapler? 777 00:49:28,250 --> 00:49:28,915 That's right. 778 00:49:29,666 --> 00:49:30,457 Are you sure? 779 00:49:31,166 --> 00:49:32,749 - I'm sure. - I can't, dad. 780 00:49:32,916 --> 00:49:35,999 I'll whack you with it, Mr. Skirvish. 781 00:49:37,666 --> 00:49:39,665 That's what I meant. I can do it. 782 00:49:39,833 --> 00:49:41,665 I'd rather keep it in the family. 783 00:49:43,833 --> 00:49:44,832 Give it to him good. 784 00:49:46,916 --> 00:49:47,832 I can't do it. 785 00:49:49,875 --> 00:49:50,540 Are you nuts? 786 00:49:50,708 --> 00:49:51,790 Now, can you? 787 00:49:53,041 --> 00:49:54,499 You asked for it. 788 00:49:56,333 --> 00:49:57,582 No, I can't do it. 789 00:49:57,750 --> 00:49:59,665 What did I teach you? 790 00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:03,540 You want one too? 791 00:50:03,708 --> 00:50:04,499 He's crazy! 792 00:50:04,833 --> 00:50:07,332 - Go on, Sam, mush him! - Go on! 793 00:50:07,875 --> 00:50:08,707 Whack him! 794 00:50:08,875 --> 00:50:10,415 Go on, kid! 795 00:50:16,458 --> 00:50:17,582 Fuck the police! 796 00:50:19,125 --> 00:50:20,999 That's my father! 797 00:50:22,083 --> 00:50:24,374 - Kid's taking a beating. - His dad's strict. 798 00:50:24,541 --> 00:50:25,999 You can't be too strict. 799 00:50:27,375 --> 00:50:29,082 Out the way or he gets it! 800 00:50:29,875 --> 00:50:31,874 Do what he says, he's out of control! 801 00:50:32,750 --> 00:50:34,915 Shut up, old man! 802 00:50:35,541 --> 00:50:37,540 Hands in your pockets! 803 00:50:39,208 --> 00:50:41,374 - He's a mad dog! - Shut up! 804 00:50:41,541 --> 00:50:42,415 I'm a desperado! 805 00:50:43,625 --> 00:50:44,124 Shut up! 806 00:50:44,375 --> 00:50:49,540 - Don't move! - He's crazy! He's my son! 807 00:50:58,250 --> 00:50:59,332 Don't do anything stupid! 808 00:51:01,916 --> 00:51:03,207 Don't shoot! 809 00:51:03,375 --> 00:51:04,499 Nobody move! 810 00:51:06,041 --> 00:51:08,665 It's not a gun, it's a stapler. It's all a bluff! 811 00:51:08,833 --> 00:51:11,915 It's not a stapler! 812 00:51:12,958 --> 00:51:15,707 - I knew it! - Let's go! 813 00:51:15,875 --> 00:51:18,207 - It hurts. - You're OK, it's nothing. 814 00:51:18,375 --> 00:51:20,957 You idiot, couldn't you be more careful? 815 00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:23,749 Repeat, you're cracking up. 816 00:51:23,916 --> 00:51:25,249 - Get a grip. - I feel sick. 817 00:51:25,416 --> 00:51:26,624 - C'mon, dad. - I feel sick. 818 00:51:32,958 --> 00:51:34,165 Speak clearly! 819 00:51:34,875 --> 00:51:36,082 Move it, asshole! 820 00:51:36,416 --> 00:51:38,124 - I'll press charges. - Can it! 821 00:51:38,541 --> 00:51:40,540 - Where we going? - Back to your country! 822 00:51:40,708 --> 00:51:43,040 - I haven't got one. - We'll find you one. 823 00:51:43,208 --> 00:51:43,999 You like flying? 824 00:51:44,166 --> 00:51:46,957 - We'll get a picnic? - Sure, with pork sandwiches. 825 00:51:48,291 --> 00:51:49,124 Hostage situation! 826 00:51:49,291 --> 00:51:53,415 Upstairs! 827 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:01,290 Freeze! 828 00:52:13,708 --> 00:52:15,915 We got 2 hours to find the jewels. 829 00:52:16,083 --> 00:52:18,165 Offering a ransom you haven't got. Good job! 830 00:52:18,333 --> 00:52:18,790 We wouldn't be here if you... 831 00:52:18,958 --> 00:52:21,540 - It's my fault now? - Sure it is! 832 00:52:26,333 --> 00:52:28,207 Stop. Stop a moment. 833 00:52:28,333 --> 00:52:29,665 Stop acting like kids. 834 00:52:29,833 --> 00:52:31,749 I have an idea! 835 00:52:48,583 --> 00:52:49,499 Staplers? 836 00:52:50,041 --> 00:52:53,624 Yes, staplers and staples. 837 00:52:57,458 --> 00:52:58,790 What do we do with these? 838 00:52:59,083 --> 00:53:00,374 We have some fun! 839 00:53:14,625 --> 00:53:16,665 This is one dumb plan! 840 00:53:16,916 --> 00:53:19,540 Rico, it's the dumbest dumb plan 841 00:53:19,708 --> 00:53:22,207 dreamed up by the dumbest desperadoes in history! 842 00:53:22,500 --> 00:53:24,915 You mean you're pussying out? 843 00:53:25,083 --> 00:53:27,957 I'm not pussying out, but we're screwed. 844 00:53:28,125 --> 00:53:29,249 This is bullshit. 845 00:53:29,458 --> 00:53:30,957 Bullshit? 846 00:53:31,916 --> 00:53:34,040 Saving Nadia is bullshit? 847 00:53:34,250 --> 00:53:36,874 You wanna save Nadia? You just wanna go... 848 00:53:37,041 --> 00:53:40,082 This is a hold-up! Freeze! Hands up! 849 00:53:40,291 --> 00:53:41,832 - Move! - Everything'll be fine. 850 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,249 What are you staring at? 851 00:53:44,416 --> 00:53:48,207 Eyes down or I'll smoke ya! Eyes down, hands up! 852 00:53:48,375 --> 00:53:50,249 Stay still, everything's OK. 853 00:53:50,416 --> 00:53:53,332 Blondie, open it up, get the rocks! 854 00:53:53,500 --> 00:53:54,582 Faster! Open it up! 855 00:53:54,750 --> 00:53:56,582 - Don't worry about him. - Hands up! 856 00:53:56,750 --> 00:53:57,915 Faster, blondie! 857 00:53:58,291 --> 00:54:01,957 Put the rocks down. Hands up! 858 00:54:02,750 --> 00:54:04,874 It's the cops! Rico, it's the cops! 859 00:54:05,041 --> 00:54:06,249 Who called the cops? 860 00:54:06,416 --> 00:54:07,749 You? 861 00:54:11,125 --> 00:54:12,665 Police! Drop your guns! 862 00:54:12,833 --> 00:54:16,207 - Hands up, scumbags! - Don't shoot, we surrender! 863 00:54:16,875 --> 00:54:18,332 Don't be an idiot! 864 00:54:18,458 --> 00:54:20,332 I'll smoke ya! 865 00:54:20,666 --> 00:54:23,624 16 to base, backup requested Place Vend?me. 866 00:54:24,708 --> 00:54:27,540 Drop it or I'll rip you a new asshole. 867 00:54:28,875 --> 00:54:32,124 Give yourself up now. 868 00:54:32,291 --> 00:54:32,749 On the floor! 869 00:54:32,916 --> 00:54:33,790 Hands on your head. 870 00:54:33,958 --> 00:54:35,749 Get down! Hands behind your back! 871 00:54:35,916 --> 00:54:38,290 I'll smoke ya, ya bastards! 872 00:54:38,458 --> 00:54:40,624 As soon as I get out, I'll hunt you down. 873 00:54:45,625 --> 00:54:48,999 The Hood Gang! It had to be you! 874 00:54:49,208 --> 00:54:50,040 Put your hands down, 875 00:54:50,208 --> 00:54:51,832 the situation is under control. 876 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,124 - Did I do good? - Great. 877 00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:58,374 16 to base, cancel backup request, everything's under control. 878 00:54:58,500 --> 00:54:59,290 And the motherfucker? 879 00:54:59,458 --> 00:55:01,665 - Wicked! Where'd you get that? - Don't know. 880 00:55:02,375 --> 00:55:04,582 Not too scared? I know, we act fast. 881 00:55:04,750 --> 00:55:06,082 You should done it all in English. 882 00:55:07,041 --> 00:55:08,207 Yeah, in English. 883 00:55:08,375 --> 00:55:09,749 Why didn't I think of that? 884 00:55:15,166 --> 00:55:16,165 I have to check the cases. 885 00:55:17,125 --> 00:55:18,999 - For... - For our report. 886 00:55:19,166 --> 00:55:20,665 To see what they tried to steal. 887 00:55:20,833 --> 00:55:23,957 - To fill out... - The form. 888 00:55:24,125 --> 00:55:25,999 - Form B-52. - B-56. 889 00:55:26,166 --> 00:55:27,499 - No, 52. - B-56. 890 00:55:27,666 --> 00:55:29,332 With the pink pages. B-52! 891 00:55:29,583 --> 00:55:30,749 That's our cue! 892 00:55:31,541 --> 00:55:34,165 They're getting away! 893 00:55:34,375 --> 00:55:35,165 Stop them! 894 00:55:35,500 --> 00:55:37,665 They're getting away! 895 00:55:39,250 --> 00:55:40,665 Let me through! 896 00:55:41,166 --> 00:55:43,874 I can get a shot off! 897 00:55:44,041 --> 00:55:46,249 - He's got the jewels! - They're not cops! 898 00:55:46,416 --> 00:55:47,582 Let go of me, you jerk! 899 00:55:48,458 --> 00:55:49,290 Dad! 900 00:55:53,916 --> 00:55:55,040 Screw you! 901 00:55:55,208 --> 00:55:56,624 I'm a police officer! 902 00:56:04,416 --> 00:56:06,582 Voice recognition. I installed it. 903 00:56:07,541 --> 00:56:08,540 Fuck Paris FC! 904 00:56:09,416 --> 00:56:10,582 You gotta stop that. 905 00:56:10,750 --> 00:56:11,540 Never. 906 00:56:14,041 --> 00:56:15,207 The phone will talk. 907 00:56:15,416 --> 00:56:17,207 It'll spill the beans. 908 00:56:17,750 --> 00:56:20,415 I transfer Loki's data onto my computer 909 00:56:21,416 --> 00:56:22,624 and we'll have it all. 910 00:56:25,500 --> 00:56:27,249 There's not enough. He'll notice right away. 911 00:56:27,458 --> 00:56:30,999 I won't give him time to notice. 912 00:56:31,708 --> 00:56:32,707 - You sure? - Yeah! 913 00:56:34,208 --> 00:56:36,582 Let's go to Montmartre. 914 00:56:36,750 --> 00:56:39,332 - Count me in! - I'll work on the data. 915 00:56:39,500 --> 00:56:41,874 What a wuss! I'm your man. Let's go! 916 00:56:42,041 --> 00:56:42,874 How? 917 00:56:43,458 --> 00:56:44,749 Scooters from Pli Express. 918 00:56:44,916 --> 00:56:45,707 You're right. 919 00:56:45,875 --> 00:56:48,290 Give me a bag for the jewels. 920 00:56:48,541 --> 00:56:49,249 I'll get you one. 921 00:56:50,458 --> 00:56:52,582 - Let's do it! - No sweat, I'm here. 922 00:56:52,916 --> 00:56:54,499 Let's do it! 923 00:56:56,458 --> 00:56:58,249 It'll fit in your pocket. 924 00:57:16,208 --> 00:57:18,790 Ice? 925 00:57:22,250 --> 00:57:23,124 Are you OK? 926 00:57:24,791 --> 00:57:25,707 He's out cold. 927 00:57:25,875 --> 00:57:27,415 C'mon, let's move it! 928 00:57:27,583 --> 00:57:29,124 That's shut you up. 929 00:57:40,041 --> 00:57:41,874 What about my bonus? 930 00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:44,540 I won't leave without it. 931 00:57:44,708 --> 00:57:47,290 You're a pain. Don't you ever give up? 932 00:57:47,458 --> 00:57:49,124 It's the chick from the cop shop. 933 00:57:49,291 --> 00:57:49,957 Louise. 934 00:57:50,916 --> 00:57:52,415 Hey, Louise, I'm Rico. 935 00:57:53,541 --> 00:57:54,749 You could say I'm his... 936 00:57:57,583 --> 00:58:00,124 What are you doing here? How'd you find us? 937 00:58:00,416 --> 00:58:02,290 Pli Express, Zero Stress. 938 00:58:02,500 --> 00:58:03,624 You're... 939 00:58:04,083 --> 00:58:05,165 Straight up, you're... 940 00:58:06,958 --> 00:58:07,749 You're armed. 941 00:58:17,166 --> 00:58:19,082 We're wasting our time. 942 00:58:19,250 --> 00:58:21,749 There won't be enough and it's a safe. 943 00:58:21,916 --> 00:58:23,999 You don't just flick open a safe. 944 00:58:26,333 --> 00:58:27,124 Right. 945 00:58:27,583 --> 00:58:28,582 My organs are 946 00:58:28,750 --> 00:58:30,415 very sensitive. 947 00:58:31,708 --> 00:58:33,540 Don't drool, you'll leave a stain. 948 00:58:33,916 --> 00:58:35,332 You're a hot bitch. 949 00:58:36,708 --> 00:58:38,832 Cool it. 950 00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:42,040 Stay polite, we only just met. 951 00:58:43,541 --> 00:58:44,707 Dirty talk, OK. 952 00:58:45,041 --> 00:58:45,665 But between friends. 953 00:58:47,375 --> 00:58:48,790 You got a good right. 954 00:58:50,333 --> 00:58:51,249 Look, just like I said. 955 00:58:51,875 --> 00:58:53,374 All the cash we make. 956 00:58:53,541 --> 00:58:54,874 - Shit! - The bastard! 957 00:58:55,541 --> 00:58:56,499 Right... 958 00:58:57,041 --> 00:58:58,707 There you go, and a bit extra. 959 00:58:59,291 --> 00:59:00,457 You back off now? 960 00:59:00,750 --> 00:59:02,582 No, there's too much. 961 00:59:02,750 --> 00:59:03,290 What? 962 00:59:03,791 --> 00:59:06,374 I'm no thief, I just want what I'm owed. 963 00:59:09,916 --> 00:59:10,624 Good luck. 964 00:59:10,750 --> 00:59:11,624 Hold on... 965 00:59:12,458 --> 00:59:14,207 How much to go with us? 966 00:59:14,375 --> 00:59:15,832 You're not gonna hire her? 967 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:16,915 She has a gun. 968 00:59:17,083 --> 00:59:20,499 You won't scare anyone with your peach fuzz mustache. 969 00:59:20,708 --> 00:59:21,582 Leave this to me. 970 00:59:22,166 --> 00:59:23,749 How much to go with us? 971 00:59:24,666 --> 00:59:26,540 - You really wanna hire me? - Yes. 972 00:59:26,708 --> 00:59:28,415 What with? Courier's wages? 973 00:59:29,083 --> 00:59:29,999 I got promoted. 974 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,207 I'm the boss's new partner. 975 00:59:33,125 --> 00:59:34,249 Let's go, lovers. 976 01:00:02,833 --> 01:00:05,457 Are you alone? No cops? 977 01:00:05,791 --> 01:00:07,957 No cops. Why'd I call the cops? 978 01:00:08,583 --> 01:00:09,374 I know no cops. 979 01:00:09,541 --> 01:00:11,957 If I see anything suspicious, 980 01:00:12,125 --> 01:00:15,249 you'll never see her again. Don't play with your baby's life. 981 01:00:15,416 --> 01:00:16,582 Is that your limo? 982 01:00:21,125 --> 01:00:23,290 Where's Nadia? Let me see her. 983 01:00:23,458 --> 01:00:25,040 Show me Nadia right now. 984 01:00:35,833 --> 01:00:37,540 Have we arrived? 985 01:00:38,125 --> 01:00:39,999 Let me talk to Nadia. 986 01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:42,499 Baby, it's me, are you OK? 987 01:00:42,708 --> 01:00:44,790 - Baby love! - Are you hurt? 988 01:00:44,958 --> 01:00:46,749 How far away are you? 989 01:00:47,125 --> 01:00:49,165 My head's spinning. 990 01:00:49,333 --> 01:00:50,665 What are you on? 991 01:00:50,833 --> 01:00:52,249 It's the church! 992 01:00:53,166 --> 01:00:53,999 Awesome! 993 01:00:54,166 --> 01:00:54,999 What's wrong? 994 01:00:55,166 --> 01:00:56,165 To the happy couple! 995 01:00:56,333 --> 01:00:59,124 It hasn't started yet. Stay in the car. 996 01:00:59,291 --> 01:01:02,124 - Yes, sir. - Stay in the car. 997 01:01:02,291 --> 01:01:03,165 Thank you. 998 01:01:05,833 --> 01:01:07,665 What have you done to her? 999 01:01:07,833 --> 01:01:10,915 Just a little homemade cocktail in her champagne. 1000 01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,249 - Yeah, I bet. - Your turn. The jewels. 1001 01:01:14,541 --> 01:01:16,290 Let me see them. On screen. 1002 01:01:17,208 --> 01:01:18,249 There you go! 1003 01:01:19,375 --> 01:01:20,957 Can you see your damn jewels? 1004 01:01:24,041 --> 01:01:25,999 You're shitting me. What's that? 1005 01:01:26,333 --> 01:01:27,415 Is that all? 1006 01:01:27,875 --> 01:01:29,665 You better have an explanation. 1007 01:01:29,833 --> 01:01:30,999 Let's go. 1008 01:01:31,333 --> 01:01:32,832 Come on, Nadia. 1009 01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:34,957 - Is she wasted or what? - Go get her. 1010 01:01:37,583 --> 01:01:40,332 Hey, Rico! Thanks for coming to my sister's wedding. 1011 01:01:40,666 --> 01:01:42,499 - Let's go. - Where's Sam? 1012 01:01:42,666 --> 01:01:44,374 He'll be here. 1013 01:01:45,916 --> 01:01:49,374 They're the jewels I got at the hotel. It's not my problem now. 1014 01:01:49,625 --> 01:01:52,874 If you think I'm bluffing, come see for yourself. 1015 01:01:53,041 --> 01:01:54,499 You don't call the shots. 1016 01:01:56,083 --> 01:01:57,874 - Are you nuts? - We gotta wake her. 1017 01:01:58,125 --> 01:01:59,999 You'll knock her out. 1018 01:02:00,291 --> 01:02:02,499 Stop hitting people, it's a pain. 1019 01:02:02,666 --> 01:02:03,915 I had a difficult childhood. 1020 01:02:05,125 --> 01:02:06,832 She's a comedian! 1021 01:02:07,708 --> 01:02:09,332 Do exactly as I say. 1022 01:02:09,500 --> 01:02:11,207 I'm sick of hearing that. 1023 01:02:11,375 --> 01:02:15,082 Since we met, my whole life's gone totally mental. 1024 01:02:15,250 --> 01:02:17,415 I got shot at, I got beat up, 1025 01:02:17,583 --> 01:02:20,624 you kidnapped my chick, I took my dad hostage, 1026 01:02:20,791 --> 01:02:25,540 I've been in jail, I had psychos chasing me across Paris... 1027 01:02:25,708 --> 01:02:28,165 I deserve an explanation, dammit! 1028 01:02:28,333 --> 01:02:29,249 Are you done? 1029 01:02:31,666 --> 01:02:32,499 I'm a courier. 1030 01:02:32,791 --> 01:02:34,332 Me too, that's no excuse. 1031 01:02:34,500 --> 01:02:36,457 You're not a Sphere courier. 1032 01:02:39,333 --> 01:02:41,832 Sphere, network of evil... 1033 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,124 Sphere is the most mysterious... 1034 01:02:45,041 --> 01:02:48,624 I get it. Couriers for a badass kinda FedEx. 1035 01:02:48,791 --> 01:02:51,165 Mr. Loki always delivers. 1036 01:02:54,250 --> 01:02:56,457 Why's that in his phone... 1037 01:02:56,625 --> 01:02:57,957 if it's not work-related? 1038 01:02:59,791 --> 01:03:01,332 50 million euros! 1039 01:03:05,333 --> 01:03:06,957 They cut me loose, so I improvised. 1040 01:03:07,291 --> 01:03:08,457 Now you're the courier. 1041 01:03:09,125 --> 01:03:10,165 No more explanations. 1042 01:03:10,458 --> 01:03:12,665 Listen. You come up here now 1043 01:03:13,125 --> 01:03:13,957 or I'm gone. 1044 01:03:14,625 --> 01:03:15,832 I'm coming. 1045 01:03:17,458 --> 01:03:19,457 So maybe you're... 1046 01:03:19,750 --> 01:03:22,249 Stéphanie's cousin. 1047 01:03:25,583 --> 01:03:26,915 Rico, are we good? 1048 01:03:27,083 --> 01:03:28,707 It's Toff. 1049 01:03:28,875 --> 01:03:30,207 Not now, Toff. 1050 01:03:30,375 --> 01:03:32,582 - The rocks aren't the package. - What? 1051 01:03:32,750 --> 01:03:35,499 Loki isn't delivering the jewels. 1052 01:03:35,666 --> 01:03:37,332 He'll swap them for something else. 1053 01:03:37,500 --> 01:03:38,665 What's he delivering? 1054 01:03:38,875 --> 01:03:40,082 I'm working on it. 1055 01:03:40,250 --> 01:03:40,999 Who's that? 1056 01:03:41,166 --> 01:03:41,665 I gotta go. 1057 01:03:41,833 --> 01:03:42,665 Hang up! 1058 01:03:43,833 --> 01:03:46,499 - Hold on, the wedding cake! - Wait! 1059 01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:57,665 Nadia! 1060 01:03:58,166 --> 01:04:02,290 - You OK? - The cake... 1061 01:04:04,041 --> 01:04:05,957 Nadia! 1062 01:04:06,541 --> 01:04:07,332 Shit! 1063 01:04:11,708 --> 01:04:12,832 Sam! 1064 01:04:23,250 --> 01:04:27,582 My baby love! 1065 01:04:27,875 --> 01:04:28,374 Come here! 1066 01:04:28,541 --> 01:04:32,457 - Get outta here! - The cake! 1067 01:04:33,208 --> 01:04:35,207 Quick, I'll create a diversion. 1068 01:04:43,208 --> 01:04:44,957 Chip 'n Dale, you wanna race? 1069 01:05:00,708 --> 01:05:02,832 He's always gotta show off. 1070 01:05:08,458 --> 01:05:10,374 It's OK, I'm fine. 1071 01:05:11,250 --> 01:05:12,457 The guy's insane! 1072 01:05:14,250 --> 01:05:15,957 A tiny little job. 1073 01:05:16,625 --> 01:05:18,415 It'll take you 10 minutes tops! 1074 01:05:19,250 --> 01:05:20,790 He's stealing our bike. 1075 01:05:20,958 --> 01:05:22,040 It's on your way. 1076 01:05:23,208 --> 01:05:24,790 Motherfucker! 1077 01:05:29,583 --> 01:05:30,790 I know now. 1078 01:05:31,791 --> 01:05:33,290 You're Tatiana, 1079 01:05:33,541 --> 01:05:35,582 Marinette's cousin. 1080 01:06:02,458 --> 01:06:04,249 Rico? What are you doing? 1081 01:06:04,458 --> 01:06:06,790 Great new hostage. You keep them in stock 1082 01:06:06,958 --> 01:06:08,499 or hire them as you need them? 1083 01:06:08,666 --> 01:06:10,832 You're kidding me! Not again! 1084 01:06:12,083 --> 01:06:12,915 What's that? 1085 01:06:13,291 --> 01:06:14,790 Stop! What are you doing? 1086 01:06:15,541 --> 01:06:16,915 Leave me out of this! 1087 01:06:17,208 --> 01:06:18,874 Sam, do something! 1088 01:06:19,041 --> 01:06:20,165 He'll kill me! 1089 01:06:20,333 --> 01:06:21,457 What do you want now? 1090 01:06:24,041 --> 01:06:25,999 You tried to double-cross me, 1091 01:06:26,666 --> 01:06:27,665 so go get the expert. 1092 01:06:27,833 --> 01:06:28,665 The expert? 1093 01:06:29,666 --> 01:06:30,874 Who's the expert? 1094 01:06:31,125 --> 01:06:31,957 I'll call you back. 1095 01:06:33,291 --> 01:06:37,332 I don't believe it! Is this never gonna end? Never! 1096 01:06:38,875 --> 01:06:40,165 Shit! 1097 01:06:42,500 --> 01:06:44,832 Louise? How's Nadia? 1098 01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:46,582 Asleep. Flaked out on us. 1099 01:06:46,833 --> 01:06:48,457 At least, she's got it easy. 1100 01:06:48,958 --> 01:06:50,290 Loki's got Rico. 1101 01:06:50,458 --> 01:06:52,540 Take Nadia to 10, Rue du Soleil. 1102 01:06:52,958 --> 01:06:54,124 I'll meet you there. 1103 01:06:59,583 --> 01:07:00,290 Sam? 1104 01:07:01,416 --> 01:07:03,124 Sam, I know you're there! 1105 01:07:03,375 --> 01:07:04,874 Sam, get the door. 1106 01:07:08,666 --> 01:07:09,832 Open up now! 1107 01:07:11,500 --> 01:07:12,207 Ice? 1108 01:07:13,083 --> 01:07:15,540 What time is it? Where's Sam? 1109 01:07:15,708 --> 01:07:16,832 He stole my Zoomer! 1110 01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:18,249 I don't care, come in. 1111 01:07:23,458 --> 01:07:24,540 He's moving again. 1112 01:07:27,083 --> 01:07:28,707 Don't lose him this time. 1113 01:07:29,791 --> 01:07:31,124 We need the expert. 1114 01:07:35,500 --> 01:07:36,874 Where is this expert? 1115 01:07:37,041 --> 01:07:37,999 Versailles. 1116 01:07:38,625 --> 01:07:40,207 - Where in Versailles? - Near the chateau. 1117 01:07:40,375 --> 01:07:41,207 Hold on... 1118 01:07:42,166 --> 01:07:43,499 I'll jot it down. 1119 01:07:50,083 --> 01:07:52,540 Sam, I write with a broken heart. 1120 01:07:52,708 --> 01:07:54,624 I so wanted to be your wife but... 1121 01:07:55,208 --> 01:07:56,915 I need a man, not a boy. 1122 01:07:57,875 --> 01:08:00,624 I tried so hard, but this really is the end. 1123 01:08:00,791 --> 01:08:01,749 Are you ready? 1124 01:08:01,916 --> 01:08:03,915 I've lost the signal. I'll call you. 1125 01:08:05,750 --> 01:08:06,499 What's wrong? 1126 01:08:07,625 --> 01:08:08,707 A problem? 1127 01:08:10,208 --> 01:08:11,499 Can you pull over? 1128 01:08:26,166 --> 01:08:27,374 - Ice. - What? 1129 01:08:27,541 --> 01:08:28,124 Here... 1130 01:08:28,291 --> 01:08:29,457 Careful with it. 1131 01:08:30,916 --> 01:08:32,415 I can't do this. Look at me. 1132 01:08:32,583 --> 01:08:35,457 You're my date now. You wanna be with me or not? 1133 01:08:35,625 --> 01:08:37,665 - It won't work. - It will. Why not? 1134 01:08:37,833 --> 01:08:40,124 - I'm way too hot. - Come on, smile. 1135 01:08:40,291 --> 01:08:43,207 Hi there! 1136 01:08:44,541 --> 01:08:47,165 - This is Sam. - Nice to meet you. 1137 01:08:55,125 --> 01:08:57,415 Right, dad, mom, this is... 1138 01:08:57,583 --> 01:08:58,457 Sam. 1139 01:08:58,833 --> 01:09:00,165 The infamous Sam. 1140 01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:01,749 Consuela! 1141 01:09:03,291 --> 01:09:04,165 Jorge! 1142 01:09:05,041 --> 01:09:07,082 So happy to meet you! 1143 01:09:07,291 --> 01:09:10,332 So are we. The pleasure's all ours. 1144 01:09:10,500 --> 01:09:12,415 Nadia's told us so much. 1145 01:09:13,208 --> 01:09:15,332 I love her so much, with all my corazón! 1146 01:09:17,791 --> 01:09:21,707 She's marveloose! Let's fiesta! 1147 01:09:25,875 --> 01:09:27,332 What the hell's got into you? 1148 01:09:27,500 --> 01:09:29,499 Your folks are Porties, aren't they? 1149 01:09:29,666 --> 01:09:30,332 What? 1150 01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:31,874 Portuguese! 1151 01:09:32,083 --> 01:09:34,290 I'm like that, an outgoing guy. 1152 01:09:34,458 --> 01:09:36,499 I bland in with the crowd. 1153 01:09:36,875 --> 01:09:37,707 You bland in? 1154 01:09:38,250 --> 01:09:40,249 Don't you mean blend in? 1155 01:09:42,416 --> 01:09:43,832 Like we give a shit! 1156 01:10:00,250 --> 01:10:02,707 You gave her bathroom scales on Valentine's Day? 1157 01:10:02,875 --> 01:10:04,540 Not bathroom scales, 1158 01:10:05,166 --> 01:10:08,540 a state-of-the-art personal weight tracker. 1159 01:10:08,708 --> 01:10:09,707 It even talked! 1160 01:10:09,875 --> 01:10:12,957 You've put on weight. Bad. You've lost weight. Good. 1161 01:10:13,125 --> 01:10:14,249 Amazing! 1162 01:10:15,625 --> 01:10:16,457 It sucks? 1163 01:10:16,791 --> 01:10:19,040 OK, I get it, I suck. 1164 01:10:19,375 --> 01:10:21,040 She was too good for me. 1165 01:10:23,500 --> 01:10:24,374 I always mess up. 1166 01:10:25,583 --> 01:10:28,082 College, career and now my relationship. 1167 01:10:28,958 --> 01:10:30,915 Maybe it's genetic. 1168 01:10:31,500 --> 01:10:33,540 Maybe. You know what? 1169 01:10:34,375 --> 01:10:37,332 You're a limp dick, aren't you? 1170 01:10:37,750 --> 01:10:38,082 What the heck! 1171 01:10:38,291 --> 01:10:40,415 Totally limp! 1172 01:10:40,583 --> 01:10:41,707 That's not nice. 1173 01:10:41,875 --> 01:10:43,374 And Montmartre? That was limp dick? 1174 01:10:43,541 --> 01:10:45,624 It wasn't the feat of the century. 1175 01:10:45,791 --> 01:10:46,290 You'd have done it? 1176 01:10:46,416 --> 01:10:48,165 Sure, and better. 1177 01:10:48,416 --> 01:10:49,749 Without the crappy crash! 1178 01:10:49,916 --> 01:10:51,415 You can ride, can you? 1179 01:10:51,583 --> 01:10:53,957 What can you do except go psycho? 1180 01:11:07,708 --> 01:11:08,540 Okay? 1181 01:11:08,708 --> 01:11:09,999 Can we go now? 1182 01:11:12,125 --> 01:11:12,790 Shall we go? 1183 01:11:13,625 --> 01:11:14,290 Sure. 1184 01:11:17,583 --> 01:11:18,915 You got a signal? 1185 01:11:19,083 --> 01:11:20,332 - No. - No? 1186 01:11:20,666 --> 01:11:22,415 No, as in N-O. Clear? 1187 01:11:22,583 --> 01:11:24,749 I'll do the job, no problem, 1188 01:11:24,916 --> 01:11:26,582 but on my terms and my way. 1189 01:11:26,750 --> 01:11:28,624 Don't bother calling back. I'll call you. 1190 01:11:31,333 --> 01:11:32,207 That's a man! 1191 01:11:32,375 --> 01:11:33,790 He blew you off! 1192 01:11:33,958 --> 01:11:35,457 That's my man! He really... 1193 01:11:36,041 --> 01:11:39,124 I didn't say a word. Put that thing down. 1194 01:11:39,583 --> 01:11:41,415 He so blew you off! 1195 01:11:50,333 --> 01:11:51,374 Black & Jack. 1196 01:11:51,541 --> 01:11:53,499 It's me. Another change of plans. 1197 01:11:56,666 --> 01:11:58,332 - At last! - You look wonderful! 1198 01:11:58,500 --> 01:12:01,249 We waited for you. It's only my wedding, nothing major. 1199 01:12:01,416 --> 01:12:03,499 - You're stressed... - Not at all! 1200 01:12:03,791 --> 01:12:06,707 I get married all the time, didn't you know? 1201 01:12:07,291 --> 01:12:07,999 Look! 1202 01:12:08,166 --> 01:12:10,165 My gift from Gustave! 1203 01:12:14,500 --> 01:12:15,165 Great. 1204 01:12:15,375 --> 01:12:16,332 Great, isn't it? 1205 01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:19,040 - How's things? - Fine, thanks. 1206 01:12:19,208 --> 01:12:22,040 When do we get to meet Sam? 1207 01:12:22,208 --> 01:12:24,457 After all this time. You brought him? 1208 01:12:26,416 --> 01:12:28,415 Sweetie, check it out! 1209 01:12:28,625 --> 01:12:30,249 - Who's that? - That's him. 1210 01:12:30,416 --> 01:12:32,374 - Classy! 16 inches? - What? 1211 01:12:32,541 --> 01:12:33,249 The wheels? 1212 01:12:33,791 --> 01:12:35,082 Aluminum, 16 inches? 1213 01:12:35,250 --> 01:12:37,832 An elocution problem or is he just a jerk? 1214 01:12:38,708 --> 01:12:41,332 - He's taking lessons. - He learns fast. 1215 01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:42,874 Go easy! 1216 01:12:43,041 --> 01:12:44,374 Auto show stuff! 1217 01:12:46,250 --> 01:12:48,332 - That's so funny. - No, it's not. 1218 01:12:50,416 --> 01:12:52,957 So, what will you say to Nadia? 1219 01:12:53,583 --> 01:12:56,207 I'll think of something. I'll improvise. 1220 01:12:56,416 --> 01:12:59,040 Why not tell her the truth? 1221 01:12:59,875 --> 01:13:01,999 What truth? 1222 01:13:02,416 --> 01:13:04,790 That you love her. You love her like mad. 1223 01:13:04,958 --> 01:13:05,915 You're so crazy about her 1224 01:13:06,083 --> 01:13:09,124 you'd risk your life for her. 1225 01:13:11,250 --> 01:13:12,290 That's good. 1226 01:13:13,250 --> 01:13:14,290 That's very good. 1227 01:13:19,416 --> 01:13:20,707 Cut it out! 1228 01:13:20,916 --> 01:13:23,249 Why are you screwing this up for me? 1229 01:13:23,416 --> 01:13:25,874 Sweetie, you wanted a loser, you got one. 1230 01:13:26,041 --> 01:13:28,249 I'm not your fool. 1231 01:13:28,708 --> 01:13:31,249 You're embarrassed to come alone, so you use me. 1232 01:13:31,583 --> 01:13:33,540 I'll give you embarrassment. Big time! 1233 01:13:34,291 --> 01:13:36,790 You couldn't be Sam if you wanted to. 1234 01:13:37,083 --> 01:13:37,749 Know why? 1235 01:13:37,916 --> 01:13:39,582 You don't have an ounce of his class. 1236 01:13:40,333 --> 01:13:42,582 Classy Sam? Yeah, right. 1237 01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:44,832 So classy, he doesn't show. 1238 01:13:45,125 --> 01:13:47,540 Go get me a drink before I lose my temper. 1239 01:13:54,208 --> 01:13:54,999 Sam? 1240 01:13:56,875 --> 01:13:59,499 - What's he doing here? - Where's my Zoomer? 1241 01:14:05,958 --> 01:14:07,624 - He's sick. - Completely. 1242 01:14:08,083 --> 01:14:09,624 - We have to talk to Nadia. - Let's go. 1243 01:14:10,250 --> 01:14:12,499 - We need to talk. - Who's the babe? 1244 01:14:13,500 --> 01:14:15,832 Nadia, who's he? And who's she? 1245 01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:17,540 - Who? - Who's that? 1246 01:14:18,500 --> 01:14:19,957 - That's Louise. - Right. 1247 01:14:20,500 --> 01:14:23,165 She's my driver. 1248 01:14:24,500 --> 01:14:28,707 I'm my own boss so I have my own driver. 1249 01:14:31,416 --> 01:14:33,707 Actually, could you move the car? 1250 01:14:33,875 --> 01:14:36,165 - Without scratching it. - Yes, sir. 1251 01:14:37,708 --> 01:14:39,165 Can't get the staff. 1252 01:14:40,666 --> 01:14:42,582 Sorry, I didn't introduce myself. 1253 01:14:42,750 --> 01:14:44,082 Mr. and Mrs. Figueira? 1254 01:14:44,250 --> 01:14:46,165 Sam Skjqurilngskwicz. 1255 01:14:46,333 --> 01:14:47,665 He's called Sam, too? 1256 01:14:47,833 --> 01:14:49,040 Yes, he's called Sam. 1257 01:14:49,208 --> 01:14:49,707 Who's the other one? 1258 01:14:49,875 --> 01:14:50,707 The other one, right... 1259 01:14:50,875 --> 01:14:54,999 He's another Sam. This is the real Sam. 1260 01:14:55,166 --> 01:14:58,165 And there was this other Sam... 1261 01:14:58,333 --> 01:14:59,540 Baby... 1262 01:15:00,750 --> 01:15:02,540 Stop it. Let's stop. 1263 01:15:02,666 --> 01:15:03,749 Good idea. 1264 01:15:05,333 --> 01:15:07,832 I'm Nadia's boyfriend and... 1265 01:15:08,375 --> 01:15:11,707 I'm not at all my own boss. I'm a courier. 1266 01:15:12,791 --> 01:15:15,999 I don't know what the future holds for me and Nadia, 1267 01:15:16,916 --> 01:15:18,749 but I can say I love your daughter. 1268 01:15:19,708 --> 01:15:20,374 Truly. 1269 01:15:21,125 --> 01:15:24,374 And we really need a talk or we'll ruin everything. OK? 1270 01:15:24,791 --> 01:15:28,457 I'll borrow her a few minutes and bring her back. 1271 01:15:29,666 --> 01:15:31,165 Who the hell's the chick? 1272 01:15:31,916 --> 01:15:34,374 - He seems nice. - Courier? 1273 01:15:34,541 --> 01:15:36,582 Were you in a fight? 1274 01:15:36,708 --> 01:15:38,915 - It's complicated. - C'mon, talk to me. 1275 01:15:39,208 --> 01:15:40,707 - Are you sure? - Go on. 1276 01:15:42,708 --> 01:15:43,874 The 10-minute package 1277 01:15:44,041 --> 01:15:47,249 was full of cash to buy Louise's jewels. 1278 01:15:56,875 --> 01:15:59,124 The guys behind all this, Sphere, 1279 01:15:59,291 --> 01:16:00,499 are really dangerous. 1280 01:16:01,541 --> 01:16:02,499 Find the expert. 1281 01:16:02,666 --> 01:16:05,249 - What's he look like? - Your dad! 1282 01:16:13,416 --> 01:16:14,374 Her again! 1283 01:16:14,541 --> 01:16:16,749 The wedding dance! 1284 01:16:30,958 --> 01:16:34,040 Loki gave me it to get the jewels and kidnapped you. 1285 01:16:34,208 --> 01:16:36,415 - Kidnapped me? - And drugged you! 1286 01:16:36,583 --> 01:16:37,540 That's right. 1287 01:16:37,708 --> 01:16:40,332 We rescued you thanks to Louise, who... 1288 01:16:40,500 --> 01:16:42,874 Louise! You really like her. 1289 01:17:09,291 --> 01:17:10,540 Asshole mission! 1290 01:17:13,791 --> 01:17:15,249 Loki still wants the jewels, 1291 01:17:15,416 --> 01:17:17,874 not the ones we stole, 1292 01:17:18,083 --> 01:17:21,332 and for us to find an expert or something in Versailles. 1293 01:17:22,666 --> 01:17:23,207 Clear? 1294 01:17:23,375 --> 01:17:27,624 Sphere, Loki, experts... It's bullshit. 1295 01:17:27,791 --> 01:17:29,082 Go back to Paris, I'll stay here... 1296 01:17:29,250 --> 01:17:31,332 - Baby, listen... - No, you listen! 1297 01:17:31,500 --> 01:17:32,707 You gotta believe me. 1298 01:17:32,833 --> 01:17:35,457 The skank's right. Gotta get to Paris. 1299 01:17:35,625 --> 01:17:37,499 But pay my cab first. 1300 01:17:37,791 --> 01:17:39,624 From Versailles is costly. 1301 01:17:39,791 --> 01:17:41,540 You're the expert! 1302 01:17:41,708 --> 01:17:45,165 Expertess, not expert! Do I look like a sailor? 1303 01:17:45,333 --> 01:17:45,915 You see? 1304 01:17:46,083 --> 01:17:48,999 Hold on, who are you? Who invited you? 1305 01:17:49,166 --> 01:17:51,374 What's her problem? I'll smoke her. 1306 01:17:51,541 --> 01:17:53,582 Let's all calm down. 1307 01:17:53,750 --> 01:17:56,082 Amazing! Calm down, sure. 1308 01:17:56,250 --> 01:17:57,624 An old woman and a crappy toy! 1309 01:17:57,791 --> 01:17:58,540 That's not a toy. 1310 01:18:04,208 --> 01:18:05,374 Don't pretend you're scared! 1311 01:18:10,458 --> 01:18:13,707 There we are! What's wrong with you? 1312 01:18:13,875 --> 01:18:14,790 Put that way, it's a wedding! 1313 01:18:15,125 --> 01:18:17,374 Baby, are you OK? It's all over. 1314 01:18:17,541 --> 01:18:19,999 Who told you to come here? 1315 01:18:20,166 --> 01:18:22,249 Loki. Aren't you his partner? 1316 01:18:22,416 --> 01:18:22,874 More or less. 1317 01:18:23,041 --> 01:18:26,040 - Bring your floozie and let's haul ass! - Just a sec. 1318 01:18:26,625 --> 01:18:27,457 Baby, are you OK? 1319 01:18:29,916 --> 01:18:30,582 No way! 1320 01:18:31,416 --> 01:18:33,082 Dickhead, heel! 1321 01:18:34,583 --> 01:18:35,457 The cake! 1322 01:18:35,625 --> 01:18:37,540 Forget the damn cake! 1323 01:18:47,208 --> 01:18:48,749 We gotta bail and fast. 1324 01:18:49,125 --> 01:18:50,707 - They're here. - Shit! 1325 01:18:50,875 --> 01:18:53,582 - I haven't got all night. - The expertess. Let's go. 1326 01:18:53,750 --> 01:18:56,415 I've got a 2-seater. There's 4 of us. 1327 01:18:56,583 --> 01:18:58,582 5! Dickhead comes too. 1328 01:18:59,250 --> 01:19:00,040 Follow me. 1329 01:19:15,125 --> 01:19:16,082 My car! 1330 01:19:18,083 --> 01:19:19,540 Hold on, honey! 1331 01:19:23,833 --> 01:19:25,415 - Help her up. - I am helping her up. 1332 01:19:25,583 --> 01:19:26,749 I told you to hold on! 1333 01:19:27,291 --> 01:19:29,874 - He bawls her out, too! - She loses everything! 1334 01:19:30,041 --> 01:19:32,124 He's an asshole. I told you. 1335 01:19:33,583 --> 01:19:35,624 Floor it! They're right behind us. 1336 01:19:36,375 --> 01:19:39,124 The jewels! They might be in the van. 1337 01:19:48,958 --> 01:19:53,457 Quick! 1338 01:19:57,708 --> 01:19:58,832 Drive! 1339 01:20:11,666 --> 01:20:13,040 - OK back there? - Swell! 1340 01:20:13,208 --> 01:20:14,957 Loads of leg-room. Swap, bitch? 1341 01:20:15,125 --> 01:20:16,665 - Just drive! - Stop! 1342 01:20:16,875 --> 01:20:19,290 - No time! - Dickhead needs to pee. 1343 01:20:19,458 --> 01:20:20,874 It's his prostate. 1344 01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:23,165 He can pee in the car, it's Anne-Marie's. 1345 01:20:23,333 --> 01:20:25,457 Sure, but not on me. 1346 01:20:25,666 --> 01:20:26,874 What about Anne-Marie? 1347 01:20:31,416 --> 01:20:32,665 Dickhead's his real name? 1348 01:20:36,916 --> 01:20:37,749 Loki. 1349 01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:39,207 I'm ready to negotiate. 1350 01:20:39,375 --> 01:20:40,040 I'm listening. 1351 01:20:40,208 --> 01:20:42,790 Complete the mission, we'll wipe the slate clean. 1352 01:20:47,083 --> 01:20:48,957 Quai de la Tournelle. A houseboat. 1353 01:20:49,125 --> 01:20:51,207 The Catherina, from Amsterdam. 1354 01:20:51,416 --> 01:20:52,707 And we make the swap. 1355 01:20:52,875 --> 01:20:55,624 - Opposite Notre Dame? - That's all I can say. 1356 01:20:55,791 --> 01:20:58,374 You got a chocolate? For the dog. 1357 01:20:58,541 --> 01:21:01,665 Screw your dog! What are we swapping? 1358 01:21:05,208 --> 01:21:06,582 I know what the package is. 1359 01:21:06,750 --> 01:21:08,582 Log onto my site. 1360 01:21:08,916 --> 01:21:10,915 - Who is it? - Toff. He's worked it out. 1361 01:21:11,083 --> 01:21:12,082 - Toff? - Yeah. 1362 01:21:13,625 --> 01:21:15,082 Quietly! 1363 01:21:18,375 --> 01:21:23,874 Fuck Paris FC. 1364 01:21:24,041 --> 01:21:24,874 Let me try. 1365 01:21:25,708 --> 01:21:29,207 Fuck Paris FC. 1366 01:21:29,458 --> 01:21:31,207 I've got a better idea. 1367 01:21:31,833 --> 01:21:33,374 Here it comes... 1368 01:21:33,541 --> 01:21:35,207 - What is it? - Dunno. 1369 01:21:35,416 --> 01:21:36,249 It looks like... 1370 01:21:36,916 --> 01:21:38,249 Some stupid painting. 1371 01:21:38,416 --> 01:21:39,749 Not some stupid painting. 1372 01:21:40,041 --> 01:21:41,415 A self-portrait by Rembrandt. 1373 01:21:41,583 --> 01:21:43,207 - Who? - Rembrandt, 1374 01:21:43,375 --> 01:21:44,957 1606-1669, 1375 01:21:45,083 --> 01:21:48,124 a 17th century Dutch master. 1376 01:21:48,291 --> 01:21:51,957 One of his signature techniques is the use of chiaroscuro, 1377 01:21:52,083 --> 01:21:55,665 drawing the eye through contrast, as we can see here. 1378 01:22:00,583 --> 01:22:02,415 I took courses at the Beaux-Arts. 1379 01:22:09,041 --> 01:22:11,165 It was stolen in Oslo last year. 1380 01:22:12,041 --> 01:22:14,290 The assholes think they found it, 1381 01:22:14,458 --> 01:22:17,790 but the real one's on the Catherina, opposite Notre Dame. 1382 01:22:17,958 --> 01:22:19,790 Estimated value, 50 million! 1383 01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:23,124 Art trafficking's more lucrative than drugs and arms. 1384 01:22:23,291 --> 01:22:24,790 That's Sphere's business. 1385 01:22:28,791 --> 01:22:30,124 Not them! 1386 01:22:31,125 --> 01:22:32,249 Freeze! 1387 01:22:32,416 --> 01:22:33,457 Shit! 1388 01:22:33,625 --> 01:22:36,040 Don't crack! You can't! 1389 01:22:37,708 --> 01:22:42,124 I'm with bitch for once. Don't crack. 1390 01:22:46,958 --> 01:22:48,915 You realize this sounds insane? 1391 01:22:49,083 --> 01:22:50,165 Who'd believe you? 1392 01:22:53,166 --> 01:22:55,707 You, guys. You're my only hope. 1393 01:22:56,333 --> 01:22:58,707 It's really important you believe me. 1394 01:23:16,375 --> 01:23:17,457 There! 1395 01:23:17,916 --> 01:23:19,165 It's the Catherina. 1396 01:23:47,666 --> 01:23:49,999 - OK, it's genuine. - OK for me, too. 1397 01:23:52,208 --> 01:23:53,082 The self-portrait. 1398 01:23:54,041 --> 01:23:54,915 The real one. 1399 01:23:56,375 --> 01:23:57,374 All for that? 1400 01:23:57,833 --> 01:23:59,082 Expensive postcard! 1401 01:23:59,208 --> 01:24:00,374 50 million. Respect. 1402 01:24:00,708 --> 01:24:01,540 We'll be going then. 1403 01:24:04,875 --> 01:24:06,707 Stay for coffee. 1404 01:24:06,875 --> 01:24:09,207 We don't have time, actually. 1405 01:24:09,375 --> 01:24:12,832 I'll have one. And a chocolate for the dog? 1406 01:24:13,916 --> 01:24:15,957 Chocolate for the dog? 1407 01:24:16,125 --> 01:24:17,374 You want him to die? 1408 01:24:17,541 --> 01:24:20,249 It's dangerous. It'll kill him. 1409 01:24:39,875 --> 01:24:40,915 Here goes. 1410 01:24:41,083 --> 01:24:42,415 Call the cops just in case. 1411 01:24:43,750 --> 01:24:45,124 You'd better be going, too. 1412 01:24:46,583 --> 01:24:47,332 No hard feelings? 1413 01:24:48,250 --> 01:24:48,915 Come here. 1414 01:24:51,208 --> 01:24:52,249 Thanks for everything. 1415 01:24:53,041 --> 01:24:53,999 Go on... 1416 01:24:55,500 --> 01:24:56,415 Be right back, baby. 1417 01:25:01,416 --> 01:25:02,665 You got something going on? 1418 01:25:03,041 --> 01:25:05,124 You're so wide of the mark, sweetie. 1419 01:25:06,000 --> 01:25:09,124 He was too busy risking his life to save yours. 1420 01:25:09,916 --> 01:25:11,040 What he did for you, 1421 01:25:11,291 --> 01:25:13,290 no guy would do for me. 1422 01:25:34,583 --> 01:25:36,915 Authenticated and delivered on time. 1423 01:25:37,083 --> 01:25:38,957 What talent! I'm impressed. 1424 01:25:39,208 --> 01:25:41,874 Yeah, sure. Free my buddy. 1425 01:25:46,333 --> 01:25:47,040 OK, Rico? 1426 01:25:47,208 --> 01:25:49,082 I was gonna kick his ass! 1427 01:25:49,833 --> 01:25:51,249 Be gentle, I break easily! 1428 01:25:52,083 --> 01:25:52,915 The painting! 1429 01:25:53,666 --> 01:25:54,999 Release him first. 1430 01:25:58,208 --> 01:25:58,999 Freeze! 1431 01:25:59,958 --> 01:26:01,457 Keep cool! 1432 01:26:01,625 --> 01:26:04,499 - Drop your gun! - Drop it! 1433 01:26:04,666 --> 01:26:09,165 Drop it! Let him go! 1434 01:26:11,833 --> 01:26:14,207 Stay still! Drop your guns! 1435 01:26:19,750 --> 01:26:22,499 He's the one you should be arresting! 1436 01:26:23,333 --> 01:26:24,665 Dad, this way! 1437 01:26:28,000 --> 01:26:30,249 It's him! He's your man! 1438 01:26:30,541 --> 01:26:33,165 I gotta do everything around here! 1439 01:26:42,208 --> 01:26:44,249 Interpol! Art Trafficking Unit. 1440 01:26:44,416 --> 01:26:46,874 - Look! - Heard of Interpol, you chumps? 1441 01:26:47,208 --> 01:26:48,915 No one ever tells us! 1442 01:27:00,291 --> 01:27:01,082 Freeze! 1443 01:27:01,708 --> 01:27:02,707 Give me the case! 1444 01:27:05,458 --> 01:27:06,082 Come on! 1445 01:27:06,750 --> 01:27:07,582 Don't move! 1446 01:27:08,375 --> 01:27:09,415 Stay right there! 1447 01:27:10,541 --> 01:27:11,707 Drop your gun. 1448 01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:14,665 Drop it or I'll smoke you! 1449 01:27:18,916 --> 01:27:19,749 Back up. 1450 01:27:21,625 --> 01:27:23,749 - You're a good courier. - Sure. 1451 01:27:36,791 --> 01:27:38,207 Shit! 1452 01:27:54,958 --> 01:27:55,915 So? 1453 01:27:57,791 --> 01:27:59,040 I'm not a real cop? 1454 01:28:02,000 --> 01:28:03,415 You're a real dad. 1455 01:28:09,625 --> 01:28:10,999 - Backup. - You're late. 1456 01:28:11,166 --> 01:28:13,790 - The package is on its way. - A problem? 1457 01:28:14,041 --> 01:28:15,624 - No. - You have it? 1458 01:28:16,333 --> 01:28:16,957 The real one? 1459 01:28:17,500 --> 01:28:20,665 - Everything's fine. - It had better be. 1460 01:28:21,500 --> 01:28:22,665 It damn well better be. 1461 01:28:41,666 --> 01:28:43,165 Is this a joke? 1462 01:28:44,000 --> 01:28:47,540 - The painting! - 50 million gone down the pan! 1463 01:28:50,375 --> 01:28:51,374 This what you're after? 1464 01:28:54,083 --> 01:28:55,040 The Rembrandt. 1465 01:28:57,833 --> 01:29:00,124 How did you do it? 1466 01:29:00,291 --> 01:29:01,665 A courier doesn't lose stuff. 1467 01:29:35,541 --> 01:29:37,457 I think I'd better be going. 1468 01:29:38,083 --> 01:29:39,040 Come on, Dickhead. 1469 01:29:41,708 --> 01:29:45,040 I'd say saving one of humanity's masterpieces 1470 01:29:45,208 --> 01:29:46,374 cancels out the jewel heist. 1471 01:29:47,125 --> 01:29:49,707 Something like that. And they played straight. 1472 01:29:50,333 --> 01:29:51,249 They gave it all back. 1473 01:29:52,208 --> 01:29:53,165 I hope so at least. 1474 01:29:53,416 --> 01:29:55,082 Yeah, no problem. 1475 01:29:55,625 --> 01:29:56,624 All of it. 1476 01:29:57,666 --> 01:29:59,749 It's the first time we stop Sphere. 1477 01:29:59,916 --> 01:30:02,249 - We'll let it go. - Thanks. 1478 01:30:02,750 --> 01:30:04,249 And with the data on this, 1479 01:30:04,666 --> 01:30:06,415 we'll soon track down Loki. 1480 01:30:07,083 --> 01:30:09,207 - I know a guy who could help. - Yeah? 1481 01:30:09,458 --> 01:30:11,790 Paris's finest. You need him at Interpol. 1482 01:30:12,416 --> 01:30:15,915 Maurice Skjqurilngskwicz. Hard to spell, 1483 01:30:16,083 --> 01:30:17,124 but he's my dad. 1484 01:30:18,166 --> 01:30:20,624 That way, maybe you won't pull me over. 1485 01:30:21,500 --> 01:30:22,249 Gentlemen... 1486 01:30:22,750 --> 01:30:25,082 For Interpol, how does it work? 1487 01:30:25,583 --> 01:30:26,832 Do I need to sit an exam? 1488 01:30:30,666 --> 01:30:32,457 - Are you stupid? - What? 1489 01:30:37,333 --> 01:30:38,499 My love! 1490 01:30:43,916 --> 01:30:46,749 Honestly, you know that Louise, 1491 01:30:47,791 --> 01:30:48,790 she was hot for me. 1492 01:30:49,500 --> 01:30:50,957 Actually, it's me she was after. 1493 01:30:51,958 --> 01:30:55,290 She couldn't take her eyes off me. Pure charisma! 1494 01:30:59,333 --> 01:31:01,540 You really risked your life for me? 1495 01:31:02,166 --> 01:31:03,040 What did you expect? 1496 01:31:03,666 --> 01:31:06,082 I'd let them hurt you? It's non-negotiable. 1497 01:31:07,541 --> 01:31:10,457 And that Louise, you never touched her? 1498 01:31:11,875 --> 01:31:13,624 A little bit. 1499 01:31:14,250 --> 01:31:16,624 Mostly clobbering each other. 1500 01:31:17,375 --> 01:31:19,790 - I really love you. - No, I love you. 1501 01:31:19,958 --> 01:31:22,540 - I do more. - I love you more. 1502 01:31:24,791 --> 01:31:26,249 I found this Place Vend?me. 1503 01:31:27,625 --> 01:31:29,165 Are you crazy? 1504 01:31:41,333 --> 01:31:42,332 I love you. 1505 01:31:42,583 --> 01:31:43,749 I love you so bad. 1506 01:32:03,458 --> 01:32:05,332 Green Riders, the first eco-couriers 1507 01:32:06,541 --> 01:32:07,457 Look at that... 1508 01:32:07,666 --> 01:32:09,582 The first eco-couriers. 1509 01:32:12,875 --> 01:32:14,082 Bullshit! 1510 01:32:15,416 --> 01:32:18,582 Sam the boss! What a joke! 1511 01:32:18,708 --> 01:32:20,707 Ecology, my ass. People are pigs. 1512 01:32:20,875 --> 01:32:21,749 No kidding! 1513 01:32:22,708 --> 01:32:24,624 Know what? Ecology's old news. 1514 01:32:35,333 --> 01:32:38,040 Green Riders, delivering to Atmospheres. 1515 01:32:38,208 --> 01:32:39,290 They were on the 22nd. 1516 01:32:39,458 --> 01:32:40,874 What do you mean, they were? 1517 01:32:43,583 --> 01:32:44,665 See what I mean now? 1518 01:32:50,416 --> 01:32:52,249 Yeah, I see. They've moved. 1519 01:33:36,458 --> 01:33:37,415 Hello, Sam. 1520 01:33:37,750 --> 01:33:40,499 Sphere. Recruitment Department. 99375

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