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- ♪ Ah ah
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♪ Ah ah
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♪ Ah ah...
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♪ Ah ah
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- Liza!
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Hey.
- Hey.
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- Oh, late last night.
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- I thought you were
flying there to stop it,
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but I guess not.
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So, these are real?
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It's Josh.
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Impetuous, romantic,
selfless, a little crazy,
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and yes,
I think he's making a mistake,
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but I'm last person
who can tell him that.
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- I feel like you are the one
person who could tell him that.
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- I tried, Kels.
I really did.
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But it wasn't Josh
that wanted me there.
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It was Clare.
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She wanted pictures of me
at the wedding.
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It'll come in handy when
I vouch for their relationship
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to immigration.
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- Oh, you got yourself
into a pickle.
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- Yep, a real pickle.
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- ♪ Ah ah
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♪ Ah ah ah
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- ♪ We ain't gotta do
anything we're told ♪
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♪ Express yourself
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♪ There's only one way to go
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♪ We go big
we go bold ♪
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- Okay, let's take it
one step at a time.
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Yes.
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I will let you know
how it goes.
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Welcome back.
- Thank you.
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And sorry for leaving
on such short notice.
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Josh got married to a girl
that I introduced him to.
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She's Irish,
so they got married in Ireland.
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- Right.
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- It's really green.
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Liza, um,
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I've been reviewing
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some of the things
that went on here
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over the past year,
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and I'm concerned that
you have been put in a
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compromising position.
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It's been weighing on me,
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and if you think that the
behavior was inappropriate,
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you have to let me know.
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- No, no, no.
Never.
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What happened
in this office was...
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incredible.
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I think about it all the time.
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But with Pauline back
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and wanting to reconcile
with you and the family,
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you know that I could not
stand in the way of that.
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But my feelings are there.
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And they're real.
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- Thank you for that, Liza.
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I appreciate it.
I really do.
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But in this case,
I wasn't referring to me.
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I was talking
about Edward LL Moore.
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♪
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- Oh.
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- It hasn't yet been announced,
but he's decided to write
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a new book in the
"Crown of Kings" series:
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"The Pam Pam Chronicles,"
a prequel that could launch
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an entirely new
and very lucrative franchise.
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- That's wonderful.
- Yeah, yeah, could be,
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but there has been
an anonymous accusation made
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on a "Crown of Kings" fan site.
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A woman who goes by the handle
of the Mistress of Thandor
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has accused Moore
of making lewd
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and inappropriate comments.
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- Unclear.
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The offensive remarks were
allegedly made in Kronish.
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Edward insists he said
he would like to,
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"Come to her Kraka,"
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and she claims that he said,
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"I would love
to come in your Krashka."
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- I don't speak Kronish.
- Oh, well,
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one means house and
the other means mouth.
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- Oh.
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- Come in.
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- Liza, I wanted
to speak to you before you--
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- Not quite.
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- Wait, you realize
this anonymous accusation
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is nothing but a smear campaign
from Rivington
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because we stole LL Moore.
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- It's like what the Russians
did to our election.
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- Liza, I can't help but think
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about his last book release
in Times Square.
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- Now, my princess,
I get to eat you,
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- So if there's anything
that you would like to discuss,
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now would be the time.
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- Do you want to say something,
Liza?
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Could destroy the company,
but we'll support you.
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♪
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- He's a flirty old man,
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but he never crossed the line,
no.
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- Yes.
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- Okay.
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Okay, so we announce
"The Pam Pam Chronicles"
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at Comic-Con tomorrow.
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- All of the former Princess
Pam Pams will be there.
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- Edward specifically
requested you.
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Your support would mean
the world to him.
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- Princess Pam Pam
is a heroine.
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I mean, she's all about
female empowerment.
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I don't hear
anybody criticizing
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Wonder Woman's costume.
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- Actually, the bikini is from
her slave girl origins.
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- That's right.
- The costume is not
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the point here.
- No.
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- What is important is
that going forward,
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we have clear guidelines
at this company
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regarding appropriate behavior.
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- Long overdue.
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- HR wants a seminar today.
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- Looking forward to it.
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- Liza.
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♪
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While you were cavorting
around Ireland,
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I was meticulously planning
the surprise Comic-Con launch.
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There is a list on your desk
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of every former
Princess Pam Pam.
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Edward wants them on stage
and in costume
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during the announcement.
- Got it.
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- Oh, and pick me up
a chopped salad
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so my blood sugar doesn't
drop during that seminar.
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- Of course, and again,
sorry for taking
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a couple of days off
at such short notice.
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- Books never sleep, Liza.
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Remember that the next time
you chase a former lover
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halfway around the world.
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- Hey, I have a surprise
for you in my office.
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I don't think I could
take another one today.
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- Pauline!
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- Liza!
Oh, I missed you this week.
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Did you see
"Good Morning America"?
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- I did.
- I wish you had been there.
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That was your victory too.
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- These are the first copies
of "Marriage Vacation."
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- I wanted us all
to be together
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when I hold my book
for the first time.
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- Okay.
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- Oh, my gosh.
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You know, a year ago,
I wouldn't have trusted myself
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around one of these things...
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But now,
thanks to both of you...
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Oh, my God.
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Whoa.
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It's beautiful.
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Thank you both
for believing in me,
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for helping me
bring this dream to life.
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Thank you...
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- Oh, just doing our job.
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- Thank you so much.
- You are so welcome.
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- All right,
will you help me
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take a picture
for my Instagram account?
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- Of course.
- Dopey, I realize, but...
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- No, no, no, no.
I don't believe this.
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"Empirical"?
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This is our book.
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I cannot believe
Charles did this.
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♪
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- Uh-oh.
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- So, why bother
with an imprint
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if you're just going
to steal my books?
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- Whoa,
will you slow down?
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- Apparently, you'd prefer
if I just stopped altogether.
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- It is going to be
a bigger book
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as an Empirical title,
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especially now that
we're about to announce
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a new "Crown of Kings" sequel.
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- Think she's a little behind
on this one.
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- We're announcing tomorrow
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at Comic-Con,
and it is going to shine
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a big spotlight
on "Marriage Vacation."
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- Basically, your book
is getting a promotion, Peters,
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published by
the flagship brand.
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- This has zero
to do with you, Zane.
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Can you please clarify
hierarchy around here for Zane
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'cause someone's
really chiming in
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when they shouldn't be.
- We're all one company here.
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- Stop.
Stop.
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You are equals.
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Zane focuses on Empirical,
and obviously, Kelsey,
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you are Millennial.
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- Yeah...
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whatever that's
supposed to mean.
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- ♪ Run don't walk
if you really want it bad ♪
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♪ It's yours for the taking
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- ♪ Yours for the taking
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♪ This could be yours
if you really want it bad ♪
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Hi.
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How
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- Well,
I have a meeting nearby.
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What are you doing here?
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- Oh, I, uh,
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just really love this
chopped salad place.
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They don't have chopped salad
places in Brooklyn?
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This is the best one.
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- Ah.
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Caitlin said she got accepted
to the honors program
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for environmental studies?
- Yes.
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She's going to save the planet,
evidently.
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- Oh, thank God.
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Diana?
Diana?
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- Diana.
That's me.
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Thank you.
I never use my real name.
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That's a pro tip...
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Love to Julia.
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♪
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- When touching a colleague
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to make a point
or just to say hello,
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we recommend using
the back of the hand,
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or the safe hands technique.
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- Exactly right.
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- The palm is too intimate.
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- And what is the
company's position
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on dating someone
you work with?
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- More specifically,
working with someone
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you used to date.
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- It's acceptable
as long as the employees
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are of equal rank.
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- Interesting.
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- The issues becomes
more complicated
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when a senior employee enters
into an intimate relationship
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with someone of a lower rank.
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That is completely
unacceptable.
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- And they can't get you
on a prior, can they?
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- Well, let's throw that
to our lawyer.
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- Thank you, Sheila.
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Sorry I'm late, everyone.
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- That's Caitlin's
roommate's father.
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- Sexual misconduct
can come in many forms.
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- Go.
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- We all know
the obvious ones--
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sexting, masturbating
in front of a coworker.
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Everyone knows
that's just wrong.
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- I'll handle this.
- But let's talk about
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some of the
less obvious offenses.
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They come in many forms.
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- In here.
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- No, I'm fine.
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Go back to the meeting.
Thank you.
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- You know,
back in the day,
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we didn't call it
sexual harassment.
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We just called it
business as usual.
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The dirty innuendos,
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men always bragging about
the size of their penises.
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I would just give it
right back to them,
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ask them to prove it.
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Very few of them
called my bluff.
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Maybe six--
no, seven.
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My point is,
when I was younger,
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I was valued for my appearance,
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but...over time,
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my experience
surpassed my looks.
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Rising skills,
falling breasts.
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Am I right?
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- Okay.
262
00:11:20,206 --> 00:11:21,793
- You know this generation.
263
00:11:21,793 --> 00:11:24,965
I guess she needed
a safe space.
264
00:11:24,965 --> 00:11:28,103
Liza, Charles wants to know
if you're all right.
265
00:11:28,103 --> 00:11:31,172
Is the lawyer gone?
266
00:11:31,172 --> 00:11:32,517
- Yeah, he just left.
267
00:11:42,103 --> 00:11:44,551
- I...
268
00:11:44,551 --> 00:11:47,379
Just very bad diarrhea.
269
00:11:50,344 --> 00:11:53,655
♪
270
00:12:07,448 --> 00:12:09,137
- I was about
to give up on you.
271
00:12:09,137 --> 00:12:10,620
- Well,
now you know how I feel.
272
00:12:10,620 --> 00:12:12,103
- Oh, come on,
if you're gonna
273
00:12:12,103 --> 00:12:13,482
have a drink with me,
you gotta be nice.
274
00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:15,000
- No promises.
275
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,965
A tequila on the rocks.
276
00:12:16,965 --> 00:12:19,000
- Mm.
277
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,275
Do they give awards for
the best legs in publishing?
278
00:12:21,275 --> 00:12:23,689
- Did you hear anything
that lawyer had to say today?
279
00:12:23,689 --> 00:12:25,724
- We're not at work,
all right?
280
00:12:25,724 --> 00:12:28,379
But we do need to figure out
how we're gonna work together.
281
00:12:28,379 --> 00:12:29,758
- Well, I think it's best
282
00:12:29,758 --> 00:12:32,965
if we each stick
to our side of the street.
283
00:12:32,965 --> 00:12:34,413
- I wonder if you understand
just how much
284
00:12:34,413 --> 00:12:35,793
I'm bringing to Empirical.
285
00:12:35,793 --> 00:12:37,482
- Thanks to me,
286
00:12:37,482 --> 00:12:39,344
LL Moore is writing
that new trilogy
287
00:12:39,344 --> 00:12:41,137
which will basically bail the
company out
288
00:12:41,137 --> 00:12:42,758
of the foreseeable future.
289
00:12:42,758 --> 00:12:45,655
- Oh, so now I should be
thanking you
290
00:12:45,655 --> 00:12:47,965
for returning LL Moore
to the company?
291
00:12:47,965 --> 00:12:50,689
After poaching him
and nearly costing me my job?
292
00:12:50,689 --> 00:12:52,827
- "The Pam Pam Chronicles"
was my idea.
293
00:12:52,827 --> 00:12:55,482
Moore was blocked
until I pitched it to him.
294
00:12:55,482 --> 00:12:57,103
And now there's
gonna be new books,
295
00:12:57,103 --> 00:12:59,793
TV series,
merchandising.
296
00:12:59,793 --> 00:13:03,068
- Wow, you are so desperate
for my approval.
297
00:13:03,068 --> 00:13:05,724
- Oh, give it up, Peters.
298
00:13:05,724 --> 00:13:08,551
This whole thing is quite
the coup for all of us.
299
00:13:08,551 --> 00:13:10,724
- You know,
sometimes I get a little tired
300
00:13:10,724 --> 00:13:12,862
hearing you talk
about how great you are.
301
00:13:12,862 --> 00:13:15,551
- Well,
I don't have to tell you.
302
00:13:15,551 --> 00:13:17,241
Let me show you something.
303
00:13:20,689 --> 00:13:21,931
Come on.
304
00:13:24,724 --> 00:13:30,862
♪
305
00:13:30,862 --> 00:13:33,758
- You'll see.
306
00:13:33,758 --> 00:13:36,448
- Now, look up.
307
00:13:36,448 --> 00:13:39,103
- Wow.
308
00:13:39,103 --> 00:13:40,413
Okay.
309
00:13:40,413 --> 00:13:42,482
Now I'm impressed.
310
00:13:42,482 --> 00:13:45,344
All right,
pretty proud moment.
311
00:13:45,344 --> 00:13:47,586
It's a three-month buy,
and Charles loves it
312
00:13:47,586 --> 00:13:50,689
because he can see it
from his office.
313
00:13:50,689 --> 00:13:53,137
How about dinner to celebrate?
314
00:13:53,137 --> 00:13:54,862
- Good night, Zane.
315
00:13:54,862 --> 00:13:56,586
- Hey.
316
00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:58,344
That skirt isn't safe for work.
317
00:13:58,344 --> 00:14:00,344
- And I can see
the outline of your wiener
318
00:14:00,344 --> 00:14:01,862
in those pants.
319
00:14:05,172 --> 00:14:07,517
[Mail Order Brides'
"Bad Bad Bad"]
320
00:14:07,517 --> 00:14:10,344
- ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh
321
00:14:10,344 --> 00:14:13,517
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh
322
00:14:13,517 --> 00:14:15,862
♪ Ooh-ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
323
00:14:15,862 --> 00:14:18,724
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
324
00:14:18,724 --> 00:14:21,517
♪ Ooh-ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
325
00:14:21,517 --> 00:14:24,413
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
326
00:14:24,413 --> 00:14:26,551
♪ Ooh-ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
327
00:14:26,551 --> 00:14:28,517
- Liza, God, everyone's
been looking for you.
328
00:14:28,517 --> 00:14:30,068
- Sorry,
I was in the bathroom changing.
329
00:14:30,068 --> 00:14:32,517
I didn't exactly ride the
subway looking like this.
330
00:14:32,517 --> 00:14:34,896
- Come on...
331
00:14:34,896 --> 00:14:37,275
- Once all of the princesses
have gathered on stage,
332
00:14:37,275 --> 00:14:38,896
Charles will announce
the new book,
333
00:14:38,896 --> 00:14:40,482
at which time you
334
00:14:40,482 --> 00:14:41,896
will be lowered dramatically
from the heavens,
335
00:14:41,896 --> 00:14:44,482
through a sea
of smoke and fire.
336
00:14:44,482 --> 00:14:46,551
Fabulous.
337
00:14:46,551 --> 00:14:48,275
So Wagnerian.
338
00:14:48,275 --> 00:14:50,241
The fans will go wild.
339
00:14:50,241 --> 00:14:51,620
- As they should.
340
00:14:51,620 --> 00:14:54,275
- My princess,
you are divine.
341
00:14:54,275 --> 00:14:56,689
- I certainly look forward
to working on the new series.
342
00:14:56,689 --> 00:14:59,068
- And I look forward
to your...
343
00:14:59,068 --> 00:15:01,206
wise counsel.
344
00:15:01,206 --> 00:15:04,620
- Liza's had a big promotion
since you last saw her.
345
00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:06,413
- She's still my assistant.
346
00:15:06,413 --> 00:15:08,275
Liza, please gather
all the Pam Pams.
347
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,206
Make sure they understand they
need to be in a V formation
348
00:15:10,206 --> 00:15:11,448
when Edward descends.
349
00:15:11,448 --> 00:15:12,862
- Got it.
Okay.
350
00:15:16,724 --> 00:15:20,551
- Zbotinik slezza booshki.
351
00:15:20,551 --> 00:15:23,413
- I'm so sorry,
I don't speak Kronish.
352
00:15:23,413 --> 00:15:25,413
- Let me tell you a secret.
353
00:15:25,413 --> 00:15:27,758
When I sit down
to write every morning,
354
00:15:27,758 --> 00:15:31,586
I think about burying my face
in your royal fur.
355
00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:48,655
♪
356
00:15:53,896 --> 00:15:57,344
- Hi, I'm Liza Miller
from Empirical Publishing.
357
00:15:57,344 --> 00:15:59,275
Thank you all so much
for being here.
358
00:15:59,275 --> 00:16:01,931
- Hi.
359
00:16:01,931 --> 00:16:06,000
Before we continue here,
I, um, I just have to ask.
360
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:10,206
Has Edward ever made
any inappropriate remarks
361
00:16:10,206 --> 00:16:12,793
or unwelcome advances
362
00:16:12,793 --> 00:16:16,724
that has made any of you
feel uncomfortable?
363
00:16:19,724 --> 00:16:25,137
♪
364
00:16:25,137 --> 00:16:26,655
- Okay.
365
00:16:26,655 --> 00:16:28,620
He told me my tits
were big enough
366
00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:30,689
to nourish a tribe.
367
00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:32,655
- He said my vagina
spoke to him
368
00:16:32,655 --> 00:16:34,793
in his dreams at night.
369
00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:36,448
Why would he say that to me?
370
00:16:36,448 --> 00:16:39,655
I work at a bookstore.
371
00:16:41,344 --> 00:16:44,344
all:
We want Moore!
372
00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:51,172
♪
373
00:16:51,172 --> 00:16:53,103
- And he told Nadine
from Tallahassee
374
00:16:53,103 --> 00:16:55,172
that if she really wanted
to stroke his ego,
375
00:16:55,172 --> 00:16:57,758
she should just stroke his--
- Okay.
376
00:16:57,758 --> 00:16:59,448
I've heard enough.
377
00:16:59,448 --> 00:17:01,689
all:
We want Moore!
378
00:17:01,689 --> 00:17:03,482
- I gotta get out there.
379
00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:07,482
♪
380
00:17:10,517 --> 00:17:15,206
♪
381
00:17:15,206 --> 00:17:17,689
Good afternoon.
382
00:17:17,689 --> 00:17:20,000
I'm Charles Brooks
from Empirical Publishing.
383
00:17:25,413 --> 00:17:27,206
Thank you all
for being here today.
384
00:17:30,206 --> 00:17:34,241
♪
385
00:17:39,448 --> 00:17:41,000
What?
386
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:44,000
]
387
00:17:46,827 --> 00:17:51,620
- Unfortunately, I must
share some distressing news.
388
00:17:51,620 --> 00:17:54,068
Due to recent
disturbing allegations
389
00:17:54,068 --> 00:17:57,965
against Edward LL Moore...
390
00:17:59,241 --> 00:18:01,896
We're going to postpone
the publication
391
00:18:01,896 --> 00:18:05,172
of "The Pam Pam Chronicles"
until further notice.
392
00:18:12,586 --> 00:18:15,724
♪
393
00:18:15,724 --> 00:18:17,931
- That's absurd.
394
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,758
We have a contract.
395
00:18:19,758 --> 00:18:21,689
How dare you!
396
00:18:21,689 --> 00:18:23,758
Get me down!
397
00:18:23,758 --> 00:18:25,137
No, down, not up!
398
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:26,793
That's ridiculous.
399
00:18:26,793 --> 00:18:29,448
Charles, bring me down!
400
00:18:29,448 --> 00:18:31,206
You'll pay for this!
401
00:18:31,206 --> 00:18:34,137
crowd:
402
00:18:34,137 --> 00:18:36,655
♪
403
00:18:36,655 --> 00:18:38,068
- Oh, God.
404
00:18:44,965 --> 00:18:49,379
♪
405
00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:51,965
- With multiple
allegations reported,
406
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:54,758
a beloved author
may be no more.
407
00:18:56,103 --> 00:18:57,448
- I understand.
408
00:18:57,448 --> 00:18:59,172
I can't blame them
considering...
409
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:01,827
- We have no comment
at this time.
410
00:19:01,827 --> 00:19:03,517
- Netflix just
cancelled the series.
411
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,517
- Amazon just pulled
his titles from their site.
412
00:19:05,517 --> 00:19:08,275
Push the publication date?
413
00:19:08,275 --> 00:19:12,103
- I don't see how
we can publish him at all.
414
00:19:12,103 --> 00:19:13,724
- Rivington
must've known about this
415
00:19:13,724 --> 00:19:15,448
when they let him come back
to Empirical.
416
00:19:15,448 --> 00:19:16,965
- Well, let's be honest.
We all knew.
417
00:19:16,965 --> 00:19:18,379
We just didn't wanna believe
418
00:19:18,379 --> 00:19:20,551
our golden goose
was a horny toad.
419
00:19:20,551 --> 00:19:23,310
- So, what are we
gonna do about that?
420
00:19:25,758 --> 00:19:28,344
It's a three-month buy.
421
00:19:28,344 --> 00:19:30,758
- Dear God, she'll be
coming till Christmas.
422
00:19:30,758 --> 00:19:32,482
- We gotta get it down.
423
00:19:32,482 --> 00:19:34,172
- Wait.
424
00:19:34,172 --> 00:19:36,517
I have an idea.
425
00:19:36,517 --> 00:19:38,448
Just give me some time.
426
00:19:41,413 --> 00:19:48,103
♪
427
00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:50,551
- Liza, about what you said
yesterday in my office--
428
00:19:50,551 --> 00:19:53,655
- I'm so sorry.
It was a misunderstanding.
429
00:19:53,655 --> 00:19:56,827
I was ridiculously jet lagged.
430
00:19:56,827 --> 00:19:59,655
- I appreciated your candor.
431
00:20:01,793 --> 00:20:05,034
- I just saw the news.
I'm so sorry, Charles.
432
00:20:05,034 --> 00:20:07,172
I keep thinking
about the Christmases
433
00:20:07,172 --> 00:20:10,344
he spent at our house
like some perverted Santa.
434
00:20:10,344 --> 00:20:12,413
- There's a lot
to process right now.
435
00:20:12,413 --> 00:20:13,896
- Yeah.
436
00:20:13,896 --> 00:20:16,206
So, what's the big surprise?
437
00:20:16,206 --> 00:20:18,448
- Oh, oops.
438
00:20:18,448 --> 00:20:19,896
Look up.
439
00:20:23,379 --> 00:20:24,793
Oh, my God.
440
00:20:24,793 --> 00:20:26,206
- Yes!
- Wow.
441
00:20:26,206 --> 00:20:28,689
- Wow.
- I'm sorry about LL Moore,
442
00:20:28,689 --> 00:20:31,206
but this is amazing.
443
00:20:31,206 --> 00:20:33,586
- Thank you.
444
00:20:36,137 --> 00:20:38,724
- So,
it's a Millennial book now?
445
00:20:38,724 --> 00:20:40,448
- Given the circumstances,
we're gonna have to
446
00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:42,034
pulp the first run
and print again.
447
00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:44,344
Yes.
448
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:46,241
- Excuse me.
449
00:20:46,241 --> 00:20:48,000
Yes?
- Charles.
450
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,482
This is a witch hunt.
451
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,827
I'm being tried
in the public square!
452
00:20:51,827 --> 00:20:53,241
- Edward, I'm sorry.
453
00:20:53,241 --> 00:20:55,862
We are all being
held accountable here.
454
00:20:55,862 --> 00:20:59,344
- After all our years together,
you at least owe me a meeting.
455
00:20:59,344 --> 00:21:01,551
- Of course.
Happy to meet with you anytime.
456
00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:02,931
- Your office tonight.
457
00:21:02,931 --> 00:21:05,586
I think you'll
be very surprised
458
00:21:05,586 --> 00:21:07,931
by what I have to tell you.
459
00:21:07,931 --> 00:21:10,689
This isn't over,
my friend,
460
00:21:10,689 --> 00:21:12,827
not by a long shot.
461
00:21:20,310 --> 00:21:22,965
- This accuser is a woman
I met at a fantasy convention
462
00:21:22,965 --> 00:21:25,620
who's been trying
to shake me down for years.
463
00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:28,896
This fan says I grabbed her ass
during a photo,
464
00:21:28,896 --> 00:21:31,862
but my arm is actually
around her lower waist.
465
00:21:31,862 --> 00:21:34,862
And this one has absolutely
466
00:21:34,862 --> 00:21:37,931
zero credibility.
467
00:21:37,931 --> 00:21:39,344
- That's Liza.
468
00:21:39,344 --> 00:21:41,551
- We did some investigation.
469
00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:45,068
She represents herself
as a young woman in her 20s.
470
00:21:45,068 --> 00:21:47,931
The fact is,
she's a divorced
471
00:21:47,931 --> 00:21:50,931
40-something housewife
from New Jersey.
472
00:21:50,931 --> 00:21:52,551
- What the hell
are you talking about?
473
00:21:56,862 --> 00:21:59,724
Birth certificate.
Marriage license.
474
00:21:59,724 --> 00:22:01,586
Bankruptcy report.
475
00:22:01,586 --> 00:22:03,551
The woman is a con artist.
476
00:22:03,551 --> 00:22:07,206
I would never have asked her
to be Pam Pam if I'd known.
477
00:22:09,034 --> 00:22:11,310
- ♪ Take it in...
478
00:22:11,310 --> 00:22:13,275
- So...
479
00:22:13,275 --> 00:22:16,344
what do you have to say
about that, Charles?
480
00:22:19,344 --> 00:22:23,413
- ♪ I'm on the edge
of it all ♪♪
481
00:22:23,413 --> 00:22:26,793
♪
482
00:22:26,793 --> 00:22:31,137
♪ I feel it coming
483
00:22:31,137 --> 00:22:34,862
♪
484
00:22:34,862 --> 00:22:40,724
♪ I feel it coming
485
00:22:44,551 --> 00:22:51,586
♪
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