Original subtitles

It's macular degeneration.

Let's just keep this between us.

LOUIS: ...a lady winemaker who's lost her vintage

-due to her failing eyesight. -Oh! Hilary.

You told everyone! Don't come here again!

SIENNA: I don't want you to take this the wrong way

when I say you're not the right fit for my father.

Sorry, what?

Perhaps it's best if you finish this...

"Taste of the South." Do you -- Do you know it?

Some fancy Queenstown festival?

DAISY: Taste of the South have asked if you'll do a mihi.

What is that exactly?

It's a Maori greeting and introduction.

-[ Spits, smacks lips ] -You don't like it?

That's the new blend.

Tippy, this wine is incredible.

Philippe said it's not as good as the Stanley.

I knew he'd get inside your head!

I'm sorry. I wasn't happy with it.

So I re-blended the lot.

-[ Gasps ] What? -What?

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

LOUIS: [ Snoring ]

DAISY: [ Gasps ] Louis Oakley, don't you dare!

[ Exhales ]

It's not ready, and you know it.

It's my bloody vineyard.

I've got know what we're dealing with.

Well, it's our bloody vineyard, actually.

Oh, come on.

[ Whispers ] Just one little sip, she'll never know.

Well, she's about to represent us on a very important panel,

and the last thing she needs is some uber-concerned Englishman

making her doubt herself.

[ Sighs ] All right. Possibly you're right.

But you don't think something is off?

Tippy re-blends the wine,

just after Philippe happens to tell her

that the wine is going to be very popular?

Well, I'm sure he meant that everyone would love it.

Which is true.

So why has he suddenly disappeared?

He used to hang around here like a bad bloody smell.

-Now suddenly, poof, he's gone. -Yes.

Well, presumably he has a vintage to attend to.

Louis, Tippy has never put us wrong yet.

So we just have to trust that she knows what she's doing.

[ Sighs ] All right.

[ The East Pointers' "Wintergreen" plays ]

♪ Let it breathe, if it doesn't breathe, it's gonna die ♪

♪ Let us see if you let it be, is it gonna fly? ♪

♪ And set it free and if it leaves, you say bye ♪

♪ The web we weave and then we grieve and then we cry ♪

♪ I want to tell you before I forget ♪

♪ Despite the darkness ♪

♪ Some of these days ♪

♪ Wintergreen can't outshine your radiance ♪

♪ Wintergreen, I love you more than anything ♪

♪ Wintergreen, despite the darkness ♪

♪ Some of these days ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

TIPPY: ...ko Ngati Tama...

ko Ngati Mutunga oku iwi.

-Mm-hmm. -NoPeak View ahau...

KoTippy Bidois.

You are nailing it.

Just be confident.

Get out there and tell them who you are.

Ngati Tama...

Reckon Daisy will pull herself away from partying

to support you on the day?

Oh, yeah. Definitely.

She's good like that.

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

[ Indistinct conversations ]

So how's our vintner feeling about the panel?

Oh, yeah. Much better.

LOUIS: Good.

Oh.

-Hey. -Hey.

Wanted to see you before you left.

-Morena. -Oh, morena.

I thought you were going to Dunedin early.

Oh, no. Ah, Sienna has been helping Tippy.

She's been a Godsend.

-Oh, since the day she was born. -[ Laughs ]

So you're not taking my old man to Queenstown?

Oh, I wish.

He's a busy man.

Actually, I-I just need to show you something quickly.

Ooh. Sounds worrying.

Mm-hmm.

Oh...

so this is what you wanted to show me?

Mm-hmm.

I just didn't want to kiss you goodbye in front of everyone.

Oh. By "everyone" do you mean Sienna?

Honestly, she wouldn't care.

Oh. Okay.

Why would she?

She thinks you're lovely.

And she used those exact words?

-Verbatim. -Right.

Ah, she's probably just a bit protective of you.

[ Horn honks ]

Oh, there's my ride.

Behold our chariot!

We got a great rental deal from Rowan.

Yeah. We've decided to call him Saint Barny-Bus.

-[ Laughs ] -Ha.

It'll be a miracle if it makes it.

Well, I suppose I should let you go.

I'll text you when we get there.

-Yeah? -Mm-hmm.

Remind me again why we agreed to this?

Two hours to Queenstown in this heap.

Oh. Where's your sense of fun?

Oh, fun?

Ah, you made it.

PHILIPPE: Ah, I would not miss it, eh?

A road trip with friends and wine.

It's one of life's greatest pleasures, yes?

-[ Sniffs ] -TIPPY: We have room, right?

Oh, yes. I'm sure we've got room for...

one small Frenchman.

Petit.[ Laughs ] Oh.

I'll give you petit.

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

Excited about the festival?

Yes, Vic. Actually, I am.

There's a, ah, a workshop I wanted to get to --

We thought we'd make the most of the weekend away,

before the twins arrive.

I'm a little bit nervous, actually.

Ha. Nic's got...

big plans to re-create the Golden Quadrangle.

That's four places that we...

you know...whoop-whoop...

-Ah. -You know?

-[ Imitates trumpet ] -Yeah.

-Yeah. [ Laughs ] -[ Laughs ]

It's a bit of a romantic tour, if you will.

-Mm. -I don't know if I'm up for it.

Ever since we got pregnant,

you know, sexy time just...

well, it was the last thing on my mind.

Yeah. Yeah.

Are you getting much sexy time?

Vic, you do know I'm British, don't you?

I've got it all planned out.

This is the way to break the drought.

I even brought my "Xena: Warrior Princess" costume.

-Oh. -That has never failed to work.

Second stop on the original quadrangle

was Vic as a policeman, me as Xena,

and a herd of feral goats.

People dressed as goats?

No. Actual goats.

Oh. [ Laughs ]

Well, I'm just looking forward to some me time,

a bit of luxury, and hanging out with Griff.

Drinking expensive champagne in a very large bathtub

is exactly what the doctor ordered.

Ohh. I wish we could afford a flash hotel.

I'll tell you what.

Why don't you and Vic have my room?

-What? -Mm.

-No. We couldn't. -Yes.

Just think of it as a heart parent gift.

-Oh. Really? -Yes.

-No. What about you? -I don't know.

I-I'll find another room.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you are the best.

Oh.

...Ngati...Ngati Tama.

Ngati Tama. Ta...

That sounds really good.

I just want it to be perfect.

Everyone expects it to be amazing.

Now that I'm this "Maori winemaker"

speaking for an entire culture.

How about just "winemaker"?

That's what people have come to hear you talk about.

They might be a panel of the world's very best winemakers,

but you are Tippy Bidois.

Be bold, ah, you need to show off.

Hmm. You make it sound so easy.

VIC: Oh! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!

Oh! Hilary! Hilary!

Stay there, we'll help you over to the bus.

For the love of God, I'm not blind yet.

Nor deaf, for that matter!

I just, ah, I swerved to avoid a goat.

A goat!

HILARY: Or maybe it was a rabbit.

Come in the bus with us.

Couldn't pay me to get on that bus.

Oh, Hilary. We're not leaving you here.

So please come.

TIPPY: Queenstown is going to be pretty busy

with the conference and the festival.

You could be here for hours.

All right...

Come and sit here, Hilary.

Nope. Not sitting next to a narc.

-VIC: Fancy a sing-along? -Oh, Christ.

ALL: ♪ Sonnez les matines♪ ♪ Frère Jacques♪

♪ Sonnez les matines♪ ♪ Frère Jacques♪

♪ Dormez vous? Dormez vous?♪

It's sonnez les matines!

-Sommey lema-- -What?

Are the words. Not something Semolina.

Sonnez les matines!

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

Wow.

[ Gasps ]

Oh.

Well...

This is lovely.

Yes.

What do you mean you've only got one room?

I booked two deluxe rooms months ago!

Yeah. I've just got the one here.

And you want to give it to that lovely couple.

Is that right?

-[ Laughs ] -Ah, sorry.

I think I've missed something there.

Ah, could -- could you -- could you, um, please check again?

Yeah, sure.

Ooh, no. That's terrible

It would seem that there had been two bookings,

but one of them had been canceled.

What? Well, how?

-Seems odd, doesn't it? -[ Laughs thinly ] Yes.

Obviously something went a bit wiggly-piggly.

Sorry, did you just say "wiggly-piggly"?

-Yeah. -Yeah.

So you want to give away your room,

which doesn't, in fact, exist.

So what's to stop me from taking the one

that is actually on offer?

Um... [ Chuckles ]

Well, I did promise.

Um, look, I -- it's --

I have every confidence that Jeremy will be able to --

Oh, I'm so sorry. It's pronounced "Jerra-may."

I have every confidence that Jerra-may will be able

to find us two other rooms.

JEREMY: I'm deeply sorry. We're actually fully booked.

[ Sighs ] Can't you find us anything at all?

Maybe a backpackers would be fun?

Maybe that's not an option.

Yeah. Now, by way of apology,

I would like to give you a couple of vouchers, guys.

We've got, um, double passes here for the pool.

And we've also got some vouchers here for the coffee cart.

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Oh, well, look.

Nic and Vic, they've got a room somewhere.

So why don't we just take theirs?

I mean, it's not gonna be five star, but it'll be fine.

Well, this is what you get for being too bloody nice.

Okay. So ground rules are

no snoring, no shaving in the sink.

And if we need to use the bathroom

for anything other than the basics,

we use the one out near reception.

-Right? -Mm-hmm.

I mean, we're here now. We may as well make the best of it,

-and it's not so bad. -Yes. [ Sighs ]

At least there's tea. [ Sniffs ]

Or something purporting to be tea.

-DAISY: [ Gasps ] Oh! Oh! -What?

There's body hair in the shower.

-Oh, no. -Oh, no.

You know what? I can't do this.

I'm gonna have to find somewhere else.

[ Knock on door ]

-[ Gasps ] -Oh, hello.

Mr. Vino.

Official mascot for the Taste of The South Festival.

-Oh. [ Laughs ] -Hello, Mr. Vino.

MR. VINO: It appears as though we're neighbors.

Ah, but I warn you, the walls are rather thin.

So if you want some quality time, just,

ah, tap on the wall and I'll...

turn the television up.

[ Chuckles ]

Jolly good.

Yeah.

-Bye. -Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I'm definitely leaving.

DIRECTOR: And cut.

CAMERA ASSISTANT: Tail slate, please.

[ Indistinct conversations ]

-[ Knock on door ] -DAISY: [ Gasps ] Hello, hello.

-Hi! -Hi!

-Hey. -Hey.

-Take a seat. -Oh.

-When did you arrive? -Ah...

Oh, Griff is so stoked you're here.

I mean, I've hardly seen him, but...

Honestly, who knew that pretending to be

someone else took so much practice?

I am officially done for the week.

Oh. I...love the mustache. It's fantastic.

Lies.

It's this, um,

period drama series set in the '80s.

I mean, you probably remember the '80s, right?

Ah, ooh, um... no, not really. [ Snickers ]

Hey, I thought you were staying at the glam hotel?

Ah. Well, bit of a booking mix up.

So, I was hoping that maybe I could stay with you guys

at the "fabulous" apartment they've put you up in.

Well, yeah.

It's fabulous, but it's more of a...

open-plan studio.

With a two-seater sofa in it.

-Oh. -[ Knock on door ]

Sorry, Griff. We've got to reshoot Scene 23.

Just a couple more hours...?

[ Sighs ]

They've been running over time every single day.

Yeah. I know. Sorry. Sorry.

Daise, I'm so sorry we couldn't put you up.

Oh, don't be silly. No, I'll be fine.

-Bye. -Bye.

-Bye. -See ya.

Thanks.

-Now... -Ah.

...this is more like it.

Oh, I'm guessing the accommodation prospects

haven't improved, then.

Sorry, we're still roomies.

Oh. Thank you.

Well, I'm sure we'll...manage.

-Cheers to a fabulous weekend. -Yes.

Gus, you don't want a drink?

Um, I might just go store these and find Tippy.

-Oh. -Thank you, Gus.

-Cheers. Mm. -Cheers.

Hello, honored guests,

and welcome to the annual Shimmering Lake Drinks.

This little party is, ah, always a calendar highlight

during the festival.

But to be honest, I know it's all down to

my incomparable wife, Marissa.

[ Laughs ] Oh, Don.

Oh, stop it.

Everyone knows that you're occasionally involved.

Well, we're -- we're delighted to be able to host

this little event for you every year.

And we are especially pleased this year

to be able to introduce our new vintner,

Philippe Bidois.

[ Applause ]

It took us some time to lure

this esteemed winemaker from Bordeaux.

But we feel sure it will be worth it.

Well, how could I resist an invitation from the,

ah, Queen of Peak View, huh?

[ Laughter ]

-Ah, yes... -Christ.

Throw in a French accent, and people fall for any old rubbish.

Well, thank you, everyone, and enjoy yourselves!

Look at him. Look at him.

Perhaps maybe something for you to, ah...

The way he's manipulating her.

Oh.

When you have proof that he's actually

manipulating her, then I'm all ears.

But until then, at least try and enjoy yourself.

Please. Come on.

-Oh! Oh! -Oh, my God.

-Can I take a selfie? -Um, ah, yeah. Of course.

-Yeah, yeah? -Yeah.

-You're gonna be great. -Thanks.

I just never thought I'd be doing my first ever mihi

in front of a panel of international vintners,

in front of the whole industry.

It's not the whole industry.

Because if it was the whole industry,

then we wouldn't have enough seats, so...

-Ready...? There you go. -Thank you.

How are things going with your movie star boyfriend?

Everybody else gets to see a lot of him.

Wow. Looks like a lot of fun.

Okay. So that was the...

longest two hours

in the history of the world.

Um, do you mind if we just get a...

They want a selfie with the Hot Tractor Guy.

-Bye. -GRIFFIN: This is --

This is Gus, our Hot Tractor Guy.

-Hi, there. -Oh, go on.

Just -- If you just stand there...

Photo.

-J'ai tout perdu. -Non, non, non...Foutaise!

JEAN-PAUL: J'ai compris ton petit jeu captieux.

Tu cochon!

PHILIPPE: Tu es pathétique. Sors d'ici! Huh?

Tu es un menteur!

Tu n'es pas sincére!

Tu es une mauvaise personne!

-PHILIPPE: Je ne sais pas. -Bien sûr que tu sais!

-LOUIS: Daisy! -Mm?

Daisy...

Oh. Excuse me.

I knew I was right about Philippe.

-I've just been over there. -Mm.

I overheard him arguing

-with another vintner. -Oh.

Now, they were arguing in French.

They obviously thought no one could understand.

-But I speak bloody French. -Oh. S--

I speak -- Well, I speak some French.

I speak -- I speak schoolboy French.

Right. So -- So -- So what -- what did they say?

Yeah. Okay. So...

So he started out, "When we were friends..."

-Mm-hmm. -"...you were a user."

-Oh. -Right?

"But I'm wise to your mind games..."

Je de -- de -- de -- de tet.

Ah, "you pig." Called him a pig --

coch-- coch-- coch-- cochonis -- yes, pig.

Um, Philippe told him then to piss off.

"You're pathetic."

And went off in a -- stormed off.

-Oh, okay. -Told you.

All right. Yes, okay. What --

Say you're right, and he's dodgy.

But why? What's his game?

I don't know.

But I'm gonna find out.

[ Clears throat ]

Your, ah, your phone beeped, by the way.

Oh. Ha.

[ Clears throat ]

Oh.

[ Gasps ] I knew it!

Every gold medal winner in the last five places

where Philippe works not only never won gold again,

most of them were never even placed again.

Look. That's Jean-Paul.

That's the vintner I heard Philippe arguing with.

Now, these two used to work together in the same region

at the same time.

Jean-Paul was a rising star, until he wasn't.

[ Gasps ]

First two vintages, two gold medals.

Then, after Philippe, nothing.

Then Monsieur Bidois disappears, goes to work somewhere else,

exactly the same thing happens.

The best vintner in the region

loses his mojo after a year or two.

And who do you think suddenly starts winning all the medals

uncontested?

-Philippe? -He's some kind of...

[Sighs] Machiavellian genius who

just goes about destroying his competition.

And now he's got Tippy in his sights.

But -- But he's been so nice to Tippy.

Daisy, nice is obviously part of his game plan,

and he's been systematically undermining

her confidence this whole time.

So he did convince her re-blend the Broken Barrel.

-I believe he did. -Oh.

Now, we've got some digging to do.

In the morning.

Both of us.

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

Mm.

[ Gasps ] Daisy.

Act natural. Act natural.

Jean-Paul at six o'clock...

-seven -- seven o'clock. -Mm.

Time for, ah, Operation French Toast.

-[ Laughs ] -What's the matter?

Don't you like it?

No, no. I love it. I love it.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. You get the intel from Jean-Paul,

and I'll talk go talk to Tippy.

Okay.

Look at us! We're like --

like Maddie and David from "Moonlighting."

Yeah. Or -- Or Holmes and Watson.

Are all your references a hundred years old?

Well, yours was from the '80s.

Not the 1880s.

Um...

-Bye. -All right, bye.

[ Sniffs ]

Hello.

Bonjour.

-Hey. -Hi.

So, ready for the big day?

Yep.

Between Philippe's advice on panels,

and Sienna helping me with my mihi,

-I feel good. -Oh.

Why are you wearing sunglasses inside?

Oh. [ Chuckles ]

Just, ah, trying something out.

Mm.

So, ah, that's great.

Um...

And -- And Philippe has been helpful then?

Yeah. Really helpful.

Wow.

In what way?

Well, he's done lots of panels.

So he just said I needed to relax,

because people are here to listen to what I have to say.

Mm. Well, that's, um...

-That's good advice. -Yeah.

-Isn't this great? -NIC: Mm.

The -- The freebies here are just fantastic.

-And the room... -Yeah. It's beautiful.

Maybe we could stay up later tonight and...use it?

Or we could go back there now...

[ Laughs ]

Ooh. I - I just remembered.

I, um...

I've got those two free coffee vouchers.

-I'll go get us one. -Oh, thanks.

Yeah. [ Laughs ]

Jean-Paul confirmed everything.

That Philippe systematically destroyed his confidence

with his "expert" opinions.

That in fact, it got so bad

that he started to doubt his own palate.

And he then re-blended a perfectly good vintage,

which cost him his job.

Oh, I could wring his scrawny French neck.

God, I just wish I'd followed my instincts

and got rid of Philippe

before he got his hands on Tippy.

Oh, there's nothing we can do about it now.

Oh.

We can do something about Philippe.

Mm.

I think... when you look inside his pants,

you will find the long tail of a rat.

-DAISY: [ Laughs ] -Philippe is faux-cul.

Ah, he's, um, how you say, ah, a fake bum.

-Oh. -An hypocrite.

-[ Laughs ] -Hm. Faux-cul.

That's wonderful. Might use that in conversation.

-Oh, you must. -[ Laughs ]

Jean-Paul, we'd like you to help us...

-Mmm. -...expose him

for the despicable human being that he is.

Ah, to -- to -- to call him out, publicly.

Mm. Philippe is on the panel today.

So we thought you could expose him during the Q&A.

And let the whole world know

that I was manipulated like a fool?

I have my pride. I'm sorry.

Oh.

Jean-Paul, I understand pride.

I really do.

But, ah, what Philippe did to you,

he is now doing to someone who is...

She's very dear to us.

She's very young, and she's very talented,

but she's only just starting out,

and she trusts him.

You know where that leads.

You are right.

I came here to find my passion again.

And this,

this is how I must do that.

Merci.

[ Giggles ]

Merci.Thank you.

Oh.

Thanks.

-[ Sighs ] -Wow. [ Sighs ]

Well, everybody is going to know what a faux-culPhilippe is

and what he did to Jean-Paul.

Mm-hmm. And to Tippy.

[ Breathes deeply ]

Oh.

But Tippy will be on stage when she finds out

that the person that she adores has lied to her.

Oh. We should warn her ahead of time.

No, no, no, no, no. That'll completely...

undermine her confidence.

Oh.

-Ah! -Um...

-Jean-Paul! -[ Laughs ]

-Um... -Bit of a new thought.

Um, this, ah... this panel business...

Yes. We -- We think your first instinct was probably right.

I mean, you don't need to make a big statement

to prove yourself.

I appreciate your concern, my friends.

But the time has come...

to expose and humiliate Philippe Bidois.

[ Gasps ]

[ Sighs ]

Hey.

Are you okay?

-What's up? -Nothing. I'm fine.

I think I know nerves when I see them.

Everyone in Peak View is totally behind you.

And Louis and Daisy,

they couldn't believe in you more.

Oh, you're gonna be so great. [ Laughs ]

Kia kaha.

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

There he is.

[ Sighs ]

Well, there's nothing for it. When he stands up for the Q&A,

one of us is just gonna have to tackle him to the ground.

It'll be simple but effective.

Ah, what? In these heels?

[ Scoffs ]

I wonder if she's coming.

Um, okay.

So we're just waiting for this last panelist to show up.

Tippy was really nervous about her mihibefore.

Poor thing.

But I'm definitely sure I talked her round.

Kia ora,everyone.

My name is Jeremy Sutcliffe,

and I am the adjudicator of today's panel.

I'm so glad that you guys could be here today.

Isn't Tippy supposed to be up there?

Um, look, I'll go find her.

Oh.

JEREMY: Oh. Wonderful.

Better late than never, I always say.

Hi, Tippy.

Hi. Okay.

Well, I might introduce you to one of our esteemed panelists.

It's Tippy Bidois from Oakley Wines.

Tena koutou...

Tena koutou...

Kei aku nui, Kei aku rahi, tena koutou katoa.

Haere mai tatou, ki tenei kaupapa o te wa.

Te whare e tu nei, tena koe.

Ki nga tangata whenua, tena koutou.

Ko Tokomaru toku waka.

Ko Taranaki te maunga.

Ko Ngati Tama, Ngati Mutunga oku iwi.

NoPeak View ahau. KoTippy Bidois.

That -- That -- That was really good, wasn't it?

-11 out of 10 good. -Oh! [ Laughs ]

TIPPY: I'd like to honor the tutelage I received

from Stanley Oakley when he took me under his wing

and...

the ongoing support from the Oakley crew.

Thanks.

JEREMY: Thank you, Tippy. That was fantastic.

Okay.

Um, I'd like to open it up to rest of our esteemed panelists.

Um, we'll start with, um...

Philippe Bidois from Shimmering Lake.

Winemaking...

It's a fine, delicate process,

and I treat with the reverence that a priest may approach God.

For me, working with the vintner at their vineyard,

it is a sharing of our art.

Ah, new insights given, taken freely.

It is very, very special...

so, thank you.

Merci.

Um, I might, ah, take the opportunity just to open it up,

if anyone has got any questions for Philippe,

before I introduce the other panelists?

Anyone with questions?

Ooh. Yes.

Tippy. Yes, of course.

Is that why you move around a lot?

To get knowledge from others?

[ Scoffs ] And to share mine.

Yes.

Okay. Tippy.

And do other vintners benefit from your advice?

Well, as I said, I would like to think so, huh?

But -- But what do you think, Tippy?

Huh?

Yeah. I'd like to thank you for everything

that you've taught me.

Like to trust my own palate,

to be really careful who I take advice from.

But of course, huh? One must be careful.

There are many whose advice is --

is not in one's best interests.

And some of them have flash CVs and convince you

that they really care about you, your work.

Sorry. I-I don't understand the question.

It's not really a question, Philippe.

It's more of a warning to other vintners to ignore his advice

-at all costs. -[ Laughs ]

PHILIPPE: Okay. Maybe there is some jealousy here, no?

I was very kind with my advice, and here you are talking --

You made me believe that my vintage was second-rate.

You played on my insecurities. You're a bad person, Philippe.

Yes. It's true!

This two-faced de merdedid exactly the same thing to me!

Okay. [ Chuckles ] I see passions are high.

I guess vintners are passionate people, aren't they?

You know, you all sit here,

in this tiny, little place at the bottom of the world,

with no history.

And you question me?

You are like little babies, huh?

Crying to your mummies.

Ta gueule! Tu m'emmerdes! I am finished!

[ Sighs ]

Wow.

Um, I guess this is now a good a time as any

just to remind people that there's to be no posting

of any videos or photos to social media.

That would be great.

Okay. Now we're gonna move onto our next panelist...

[ Sighs ] I ruined everything.

No. You were amazing.

GUS: Your mihiwas perfect.

We're so proud of you, Tippy.

And...we're really sorry about Philippe.

He seemed so genuine.

No. It was...shocking.

TIPPY: I know you were onto him,

that you were worried about the re-blend.

"I should have trusted my instincts.

before he got his hands on Tippy."

Well, Tippy, that was, ah, a private conversation.

DAISY: Ah, ah, just -- Tippy, you --

you are incapable of making bad wine.

And...we are really sorry

that you had to find out about Philippe that way.

We just didn't want to upset you before the panel.

I guess I just got so caught up with having my...

French family connections here,

I didn't see what he was really like.

We know whatever you do with the re-blend will be amazing.

-Right? -Of course, it will. Absolutely.

Well, I'm gonna have a bubble bath before dinner.

These rooms are amazing.

Tippy...

well done.

Really.

What?

Oh, nothing.

You're just a good person, that's all.

Oh. Ha.

I could learn a thing or two from you.

But I'm not that good.

I'm seriously thinking of ambushing her in the lift

and taking her bubble bath. [ Chuckles ]

Cheers, Daisy.

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

Hilary.

Hilary, you can't keep avoiding me.

I assure you I can.

Look, I really was only trying to help.

I admit it's a bad habit. I'm sorry.

I've been an independent woman my entire life,

and now because of you,

I have people dropping off casseroles

and offering to help me across the bloody street.

Hello, Don.

Quite a bit of a to-do on the panel today.

Well, at least it's all out in the open now.

Look, I'm all for a competitive advantage,

but I -- I hope you know that we genuinely

did not know what he was like.

Oh, Don. Come on. We all make mistakes.

What is it they say about the road

to hell being paved with good intentions?

Something profound I'm sure.

-[ Laughs ] -Anyway...

-Cheers? -Yes.

Cheers, Don.

[ Indistinct conversations ]

There's something not quite right about a...

lovely lady sitting alone.

[ Sniffles, laughs ]

Thank you, but I'm -- I'm not actually alone.

[ Laughs ] How could you be?

It defies logic.

You're the most gorgeous creature here.

Really?

Oh, yes.

Sublime.

Oh! Gidday. Nice costume.

Ah, this is my husband, Vic.

[ Laughs ] Nonsense.

How could this spectacular woman marry you?

Oh, there's -- Oh, there's many reasons.

Yeah. We're actually very happy.

Yeah. And -- And -- And you're actually on my seat.

I didn't see your name on it.

What I did see was this ravishing creature

looking forlorn and unappreciated.

VIC: She is very appreciated.

And she's expecting our babies.

So you can get up off my seat right now!

[ Scoffs ] It's not -- It's not your seat.

It's not your seat. It's not your --

No. It's not your seat.

[ Both grunting ]

-You know what, buddy? -What?

To the victor the spoils!

-Oh! -[ Grunts ]

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

I don't want to be your spoils!

I want to be Vic's spoils!

-Go away! -Ooh!

-[ Sighs heavily ] -VIC: Bad grape!

You just stay there,

and you think about what you've done!

MR. VINO: I'll spoil you.

I know everything.

-[ Laughs ] -I know you haven't...

-What? -I can't believe you said that.

We should leave.

The organizers are coming soon,

and the Robertsons will be joining us.

We have been humiliated enough, Donald.

People have short memories, love.

Anyway, there's plenty of people far worse off than us.

Just look at poor Hilary.

What do you mean, poor Hilary?

What?

Why didn't you tell me?

What have -- What have the specialists said?

Well, hello to you too.

No. Well, ah...

What surgical options are available?

Because I don't want to hear that you --

you're relying on some crystals or some macro-biotic nonsense.

Well, it's none of your business if I am.

Yes, it is. Because I want to help.

Ha! Bit late to start playing the supportive friend, Marissa.

Look, I...

Hils, we may have had our ups and downs,

but I'd like to think that I've been a friend.

What?

You dropped me like a hot spud!

Because someone like me wouldn't have made the right impression

on Don bloody Silverton and his family.

That was over 40 years ago!

And the memory is as fresh as ever!

So you lost the right to get involved in my business.

Well, you're a stubborn old fool.

And you are a ridiculous, pretentious showoff!

I am not the one who's running around in the nuddy

for all and sundry to see.

Well, maybe you should!

It might loosen that gigantic stick you keep up your ass!

You're like a long-running joke, Marissa.

I'm going blind, even I can see that.

Right back at you, witchy poo!

Ha ha. In your brown robes, and your --

and your sage brushing, and your midnight incantations.

Oh, what? Nothing wrong with sage.

Nothing wrong with sage. [ Laughs ]

-What? What are -- you -- -[ Laughs ]

-What's this? -Ohh. Ohh.

What?

I...

I am worried about you.

I don't... need your pity.

Well, if you can't accept help from people

who actually care about you, then, ah...

there's nothing more to be said.

Oh, please.

All you actually care about is being the Queen of Peak View.

Ladies and gentlemen, good evening.

Now, a little bit of hospitality,

and then a toast, if I may.

[ Rattling ]

A little bit of a tremor there.

Um...

So, ah, entrees will be served soon.

-And we'll -- -[ Rattling ]

No, no, no. No, no!

[ All gasp ]

VIC: Don't worry.

There's a...

[ Laughs ]

Looking for our table.

-Looking for our table. -[ Laughs ]

-Yeah. It's hot, isn't it? -There it is.

-Sorry. -VIC: Ooh.

That's a lot of glasses, isn't it?

-You look nice. -Hello.

Hi.

[ Sighs ] Do you think I should go over and help?

No! Have recent events taught you nothing?

Not to mention the cost of all the crystal.

-[ Cellphone chimes ] -So sorry.

-[ Laughs ] -Ooh.

Griffin is just asking if we want to meet

at a little champagne bar he knows.

-You guys in? -Yes. I'm so in.

I am so in.

[ Chuckles ]

LOUIS: ...stupid scarf and then -- then that hat!

-And his stupid hat. -Stormed.

I know, he stormed.

-I'm feeling a bit wobbly. -Me too.

You should try walking in these heels.

I'd like to see you in those. [ Laughs ]

Oh, my God.

-Oh! -What is it?

Oh. It's Mr. Grape! Oh.

-Is he dead? -Is he?

No. Mr. Grape!

Mr. Grape? Are you all right?

No. He's making noise.

-[ Groans ] -Mr. Grape, wakey wakey.

-Come on. -[ Groans ]

Oh! Oh!

Come on. We're gonna get you inside now.

One, two, three...!

Whee!

-[ Laughing ] -Oh, my God.

Daisy, do you -- do you need a hand?

I've got one! [ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ]

-Come on. -Let -- Oh!

[ Laughs ]

Oops. [ Laughs ]

Hello, Daisy. [ Laughs ]

Oh, hi.

Talk to the hand.

[ Laughs ]

Hands off. [ Laughs ]

Right. Come on.

Let's get -- Let's get organized.

Okay. Come on. Help me.

LOUIS: Okay. Up. Upsey.

-[ Laughs ] -Upsey Daisy.

Oh, that's my... That's me.

That's your name.

Oh. Oh, God.

Oh, it's very hot in here, isn't it?

Yeah. Bloody hot in here.

DAISY: Oh. It is. It is, isn't it?

-It's boiling. -DAISY: I know. Hey, wait.

I can help you. Because, you know what,

when you get one of these suckers,

you need to get some air on your skin.

Wait.

-Are you going to blow on me? -[ Blows ]

Oh, well, that's, ah... That's quite nice.

But your buttons are very wrong. I can't do it.

No. There's, ah, there's nothing wrong with my buttons,

it's that you're -- you've got wrong hands.

[ Laughs ]

That's funny.

Oh...oh...

You know what, you've got good hair.

Daisy, my mother gave it to me.

I know.

It's -- You know what? You're not so bad.

Oh, no. I, ah -- [Whispers] I can be bad.

Even with the stupid buttons, and the stupid tie,

and the very good hair,

and the too much drunking...

I still think you're the best man I've ever known.

I, um...

I like you too.

-Do you? -Mm.

It's annoying, isn't it?

-Shh, shh. Stop. Stop. -Shhh. Stop it.

No. Don't do it. We can't.

Why no, no, don't do that?

Because there's your boyfriend to consider.

Oh! I forgot about him.

-Ah... -He's a good man.

I know -- I know he's a good man.

He's a good man. I'm not a good man.

-You are a good man! -No. No.

And Sienna doesn't like me.

She thinks I'm not right for him.

Maybe -- Maybe he's not right for you.

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

GRIFFIN: Yeah. That's...

[ Chuckles ] Yeah. That's great.

That's great.

Yes, please. Get them to send it over.

That's great.

Yeah, thank you. Thank you.

How -- How did we end up in the trailer?

Hey, ah, Gus.

So...

[ Laughs ] That was my agent.

I, um...

I just got offered the lead in this massive series

filming in LA! It's the lead!

-Really? -Yeah.

It starts 10 days after this one finishes.

So, um... [ Laughs ]

-That's amazing. -It's perfect! Yeah.

I mean, ah, at -- at least we've still got

some time before you go.

What?

I'm not going to LA without you.

Well...

No, you have to because it -- it -- it's your dream.

Ah, Gus, you mean everything to me, okay?

There's just no way I'm gonna go to LA without you.

Okay?

So...

pack your bags, Hot Tractor Guy!

-[ Laughs ] -Pack your bags.

-No. -Yes.

We're gonna go. We're gonna go to LA.

I'm not going to --

I have to think about it.

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

[ Sighs ]

Oh...

Oh, God!

[ Gasps ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Clears throat ]

Morning.

-Morning. -[ Groans, coughs ]

Oh, God.

Hope you feel as bad as I do. [ Laughs ]

Yeah. I do. Absolutely terrible.

Um, how did we get back here last night?

Ah...

On foot.

Via a -- via two bars,

or maybe it was three.

[ Both chuckle ]

Yeah, but how did we end up in here?

I think it might have something to do with that.

-[ Snores ] -Oh. [ Laughs ]

Oh. Thank God. [ Laughs ]

Yeah.

I mean, nothing happened, right?

No, of course -- of course it didn't.

Um...

-We should probably, ah... -Yeah.

-Check out. -Yeah, yeah.

Oh.

MR. VINO: [ Snores ]

♪ You can look me in the eye ♪

Thanks for nothing, guys.

♪ And we both know what this means ♪

[ Laughs ]

♪ It's a dawning realization ♪

♪ We're falling apart ♪

-NIC: Hi! -Morning!

-LOUIS: Morning. -VIC: Hey.

♪ You can look for us in the changing skies ♪

♪ Or in the tea leaves in your cup ♪

[ Cellphone chimes ]

[ Clears throat ]

♪ Life has its lows and life has its highs ♪

What?

♪ But every downhill has an up ♪

[ Gasps ]

Oh, God.

♪ My head and my heart ♪

♪ Are worlds apart ♪

♪ And I'm trying to keep it together ♪

-♪ Lord knows I've regrets ♪ -Oh, God.

♪ Things I'd like to forget ♪

♪ I'm just trying to make it home ♪

♪ I'm just trying to make it home ♪