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A much too fast recapof last week's Taxi.
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Louie got this phone call.
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John had wrecked cab 804.
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804?
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I was in 804
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the night I got held up.
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Rememberwhen I started carrying
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that big gun aroundfor protection?
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Just want the fare money, son.
No games.
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Okay, drop it!
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Drop it?
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Hey, man.
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You ain't no fun
to stick up, man.
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Hey, I saved a guy's life
once in 804.
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Hey, don't do that!
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Okay.
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Hey, maybe we're all
getting upset for nothing.
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I mean, we don't know for sure
that 804 is totaled.
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JOHN:
Hi, everybody.
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Hey, everything's all right.
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I'm fine.
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Just look at
that grillwork.
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I can't look
at her anymore.
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Well, we'll know soon enough.
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804 is about to go
under the wrench.
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It's going to take
a miracle to save her.
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I wish it was me that was going
under the wrench.
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Oh, John...
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Come on. Don't
feel so bad.
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It was just
an accident.
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It could happen
to any of us.
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Right?
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Either of us.
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( speaking native language )
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TONY:
Latka! Latka!
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How you doing?
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We're counting
on you, Latka.
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Take as much time
as you need.
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As much time
as you need, right?
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We know you can do it, buddy.
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I still say we should have
got a specialist.
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ALEX:
No, Latka'll do fine.
He's our man.
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Hey, if he can't fix it,
nobody can.
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Wait till he sees the cab.
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Eh, trust.
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No need for specialist.
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I can fix it.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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I quit.
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Latka, no!
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Come on. You got
to go get 'em, boy.
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Yeah, Latka,
do your best.
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Please,
Latka, please!
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Save her, will you,
please?
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( speaking native language )
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...Genius!
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( still speakingnative language )
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Hey, let's forget about this.
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I mean, I feel just as bad
as any of you
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but standing around like this
isn't going to help.
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( sighing )
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You want to hear
a story
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about what happened
to me in 804?
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Yeah.
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Well, it's just about this guy
I picked up one night...
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What's wrong?
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I thought when it came
to passengers, you never, uh...
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No, I don't.
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Well... well, I mean,
you got to understand.
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I mean, this was special.
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You know, there are just
certain things in life
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that a girl can't resist.
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ALEX:
Like what?
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Well, like an auction.
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I mean, I hear about an auction
and I go crazy, you know?
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Or a ride in the country.
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I mean, I love
a ride in the country.
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Oh, and nice manners.
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I adore nice manners.
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Elaine, what's this got to do
with the guy you picked up?
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Well...
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MAN:
Excuse me, I've got
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to get to a private
auction in the country.
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Is it possible for you
to take me?
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I know it's
a lot to ask.
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I get off duty
in half an hour.
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How far is it?
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140 Miles.
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Oh, I don't know. 140...
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I can make it.
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Uh, this is cab 804.
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I'm going to be
a little late.
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I have
an out-of-town fare.
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LOUIE:
Good. How late will you be?
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Don't wait up.
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Elaine Nardo, huh?
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It's a good picture.
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Come on.
It's a terrible picture.
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My hair wasn't fixed
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and my eyes
are half-closed...
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It's a mug shot.
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Listen, maybe everybody
asks you this,
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but how come
you're driving a cab?
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There was this fat lady once.
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Four suitcases
and three kids.
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I drove her all the way
to New Jersey.
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The kids were hanging out
the windows,
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and she was screaming
at the kids to get back inside.
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Two of the kids even
got sick in the car.
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I don't get it.
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She's the only one
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who never asked me
why I drive a cab.
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Okay. You don't
have to tell me.
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I only tell
special people.
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The reason I drive a cab
is because I'm divorced
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and I need the extra money.
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I really work
as a receptionist
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at an art gallery.
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That gallery is what
I really care about.
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Uh, listen, the auction
that I'm going to
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is an art auction.
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Would you like
to join me?
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I'm sorry.
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I didn't mean
that as a come-on.
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No, that's not true.
I did mean that
as a come-on.
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Would you?
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Oh, I don't know.
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I... I couldn't date a
guy that I didn't know.
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What's your name anyway?
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Mike Beldon.
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Certainly good to know
you, Mike Beldon.
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Mike Beldon, Mike Beldon.
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I own a few paintings
myself,
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but mostly I just buy
for other people.
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I'm still at the
renting stage.
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I get them from
libraries, you know.
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Just having them
around the house,
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you know, changes the
whole atmosphere for me.
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This isn't like me.
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What isn't?
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I'm still not comfortable
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about having a passenger
ride up front.
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Passenger?
I thought we were friends.
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( sighing )
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We shouldn't be doing this.
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Why not?
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What are you afraid of?
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You know what I mean.
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It's like, you know,
here we are,
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sharing the same
experiences,
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the same interests...
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( sighing )
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Sort of maybe...
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feeling a little attracted
to each other?
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Maybe a little.
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Maybe a lot?
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Maybe a lot.
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Good.
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But it's too
perfect, you know?
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Yeah, we should stop.
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Something's going
to go wrong.
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What are you
talking about?
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I mean, like, I just know
it's going to turn out
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you're either married,
gay, or crazy.
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( sighing )
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I hit it, didn't I?
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You're one of those?
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Married, gay, or crazy?
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Yeah, you're right.
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Come on, crazy.
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Right again.
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Thank God.
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So we got divorced.
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I wanted kids,
she didn't.
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Simple as that.
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I don't know.
Maybe I was wrong.
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Maybe I'm just
too old-fashioned,
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but, uh... I still
believe in families.
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How about you?
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What is it, a tattoo somewhere
that says, "I have kids"?
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You knew that.
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See? You are too perfect.
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ELAINE:
Why are we stopping?
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We're here.
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Oh, you're kidding.
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140 miles goes
that fast, huh?
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Listen...
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There's something
I got to ask you.
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Great.
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It would seem real strange
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if I had to say good-bye
to you right now.
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So, would you
spend the night
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with me tonight?
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Believe me, I...
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I wouldn't rush
it like this,
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but I don't think
I'm going to get
another chance.
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So, would you spend
the night with me?
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You mean all night?
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I'm not being naive.
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I just want to make sure
that I understand you.
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All night.
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You mean in the same room?
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Not naive.
I'm just checking.
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Same room.
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Do you mean
just for tonight?
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( sighing )
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I have to fly to London
in the morning.
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What about when you come back?
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I don't know
when I'm coming back,
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and I'd hate
to make a promise
I couldn't keep.
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( sighing )
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You're not so perfect.
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You don't even know
when to lie.
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What about tonight?
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I can't...
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Unless there's even
the slightest chance
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that you might not go
to London tomorrow.
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Okay, there's
a slight chance.
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Yeah?
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No, that's a lie.
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Now, see, you happy? I'm a liar.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Oh, I am really sorry.
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I'm furious at myself
is what I am.
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I understand.
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So long.
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( sighing )
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A kiss we can do.
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What was
that question again?
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( laughing )
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Oh, you're sure going
to get remembered, fella.
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Uh, hey... listen,
I owe you some money here.
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That's right.
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Thanks.
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( sighing )
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Here, take this.
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A hundred dollars?
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No, please take it.
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Oh, wait, I can't!
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Please?
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I'd feel like a call girl.
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You didn't do anything.
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I'd feel like a bad call girl.
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I want you
to have it.
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I mean, think of it
as a down payment
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on your art gallery.
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You deserve it.
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It's the best cab
ride I ever had.
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Oh.
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Oh, this is some tip.
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What would you have given me
if I'd stayed the night?
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A very sweet memory.
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LOUIE:
You're better off
with the hundred.
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Louie! Oh, Louie..!
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Oh, I don't believe it!
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Louie, what are
you doing?!
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I don't believe it!
Louie, you creep!
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You know, this creep
has nothing to do
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than to interfere
with other people's lives.
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I hate you!
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Oh, I am so embarrassed.
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I am so sorry.
I had no idea.
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I'll kill you!
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I'm sorry.
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00:12:50,085 --> 00:12:51,552
I believe you.
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Good night.
269
00:12:53,888 --> 00:12:55,222
Oh, good night.
270
00:13:09,921 --> 00:13:11,539
Good old 804.
271
00:13:11,606 --> 00:13:13,240
Well, he sounds like
272
00:13:13,308 --> 00:13:15,409
he was some kind
of great guy.
273
00:13:15,477 --> 00:13:17,344
No, you did
the right thing.
274
00:13:17,412 --> 00:13:19,346
The guy had to have
a big flaw somewhere.
275
00:13:19,414 --> 00:13:20,681
He did.
276
00:13:20,749 --> 00:13:22,716
He took no for an answer.
277
00:13:31,759 --> 00:13:33,427
It's your turn.
278
00:13:33,494 --> 00:13:35,095
What, for a story?
279
00:13:35,163 --> 00:13:36,430
Oh, come on.
280
00:13:36,497 --> 00:13:38,432
I don't have any good ones.
281
00:13:38,499 --> 00:13:41,035
I mean, it's just
the usual stuff, you know.
282
00:13:41,102 --> 00:13:43,370
Well, one time I had
this contortionist
283
00:13:43,438 --> 00:13:45,505
who insisted
on riding in the trunk.
284
00:13:45,573 --> 00:13:46,807
I had a woman one time
285
00:13:46,874 --> 00:13:49,509
with a head of lettuce
she said was alive,
286
00:13:49,577 --> 00:13:50,710
and she wanted me
to ask it questions.
287
00:13:50,778 --> 00:13:51,845
I mean, you know, usual stuff.
288
00:13:51,913 --> 00:13:54,214
Nothing unusual, huh?
289
00:13:54,282 --> 00:13:57,952
Well, there was this one time
in 804,
290
00:13:58,019 --> 00:14:01,555
but it was
no big deal, actually.
291
00:14:01,622 --> 00:14:04,541
I'll bet you this guy's got
the best story of them all.
292
00:14:04,609 --> 00:14:06,460
You bet.
293
00:14:06,528 --> 00:14:08,512
It helps to get
it off your chest.
294
00:14:08,580 --> 00:14:10,081
Right. It goes like this.
295
00:14:10,148 --> 00:14:11,949
Well, it was a miserable night.
296
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:15,552
It had just been snowing, andmy bookings were real light,
297
00:14:15,620 --> 00:14:17,088
when I see this guy...
298
00:14:17,155 --> 00:14:18,472
Taxi!
299
00:14:20,492 --> 00:14:21,925
Hi there.
300
00:14:21,993 --> 00:14:23,427
Methodist Hospital.
301
00:14:23,495 --> 00:14:25,629
It's not an emergency,
or anything, is it?
302
00:14:25,696 --> 00:14:28,499
No. We're having a baby,
but no need to panic.
303
00:14:28,566 --> 00:14:29,833
Everything's cool.
304
00:14:29,901 --> 00:14:31,168
Who's we?
305
00:14:31,236 --> 00:14:32,503
Just a minute.
306
00:14:32,570 --> 00:14:34,204
Don't start the meter.
307
00:14:37,575 --> 00:14:38,826
You okay?
308
00:14:38,893 --> 00:14:40,194
Uh-huh.
309
00:14:40,261 --> 00:14:41,528
Okay. Okay.
310
00:14:41,596 --> 00:14:44,965
You were right behind me
on the stairs.
311
00:14:45,033 --> 00:14:47,134
What happened?
What happened?
312
00:14:47,202 --> 00:14:50,270
I lost you when you
started taking two at a time.
313
00:14:50,338 --> 00:14:51,771
Hello.
314
00:14:51,839 --> 00:14:53,273
You can start the meter now.
Don't drive too fast.
315
00:14:53,341 --> 00:14:54,941
We got plenty of time.
316
00:14:55,010 --> 00:14:56,043
Are you sure?
317
00:14:56,111 --> 00:14:57,011
Yeah, we're going natural.
318
00:14:57,078 --> 00:14:58,078
We've had
the Lamaze classes.
319
00:14:58,146 --> 00:14:59,613
We know exactly
what we're doing.
320
00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:01,248
Going natural is so great
321
00:15:01,316 --> 00:15:03,750
because ou know ahead of time
what's going to happen.
322
00:15:03,818 --> 00:15:06,037
You don't have
to worry anyway.
323
00:15:06,104 --> 00:15:10,257
With my pelvis, the doctor says
I'm gonna drop 'em like kittens.
324
00:15:10,325 --> 00:15:11,625
My mother was like that.
325
00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:13,927
Even my grandmother
dropped 'em like kittens.
326
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:15,729
My great-grandmother...
327
00:15:15,797 --> 00:15:17,598
Dropped 'em
like kittens?
328
00:15:17,665 --> 00:15:19,367
That's enough.
She may be a little nervous.
329
00:15:19,434 --> 00:15:21,335
It's okay, that's why I'm
here to keep her calm.
330
00:15:21,403 --> 00:15:22,803
I made you a great
peanut butter...
331
00:15:22,871 --> 00:15:24,972
Oh, oh. Here comes
another one. Start timing.
332
00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:26,307
Huh?
333
00:15:26,375 --> 00:15:27,741
Start timing her
labor contractions.
334
00:15:27,809 --> 00:15:29,910
The length of the contraction
and how often they occur
335
00:15:29,978 --> 00:15:32,179
lets you know exactly which
stage of the labor she's in.
336
00:15:32,247 --> 00:15:33,347
She's just in
the latter part
337
00:15:33,415 --> 00:15:34,848
of the first phase
of the first stage
338
00:15:34,916 --> 00:15:36,617
because the contractions are
way, way apart,
339
00:15:36,684 --> 00:15:37,651
lasting about 20 seconds.
340
00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:38,819
Later on they'll maybe...
341
00:15:38,887 --> 00:15:40,354
They'll be maybe
three minutes or so apart
342
00:15:40,422 --> 00:15:41,455
and last about 60 seconds.
343
00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:43,057
Ultimately, the last
couple of minutes
344
00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:44,392
will be one
right after the other.
345
00:15:44,459 --> 00:15:46,527
That's the third and final phase
of the first stage.
346
00:15:46,594 --> 00:15:47,828
It's pretty fascinating,
isn't it?
347
00:15:47,896 --> 00:15:49,696
Yeah, I guess so.
348
00:15:49,764 --> 00:15:51,198
I'm her coach.
I give all the directions.
349
00:15:51,266 --> 00:15:53,467
It keeps her mind focused
away from the pain that way.
350
00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:55,202
Coach, huh?
Yeah, that's the name
they give us.
351
00:15:55,270 --> 00:15:56,537
I've got the sack here, bag.
352
00:15:56,604 --> 00:15:58,506
I've got a rolling pin
and tennis ball for back pain
353
00:15:58,573 --> 00:15:59,840
in case she needs a back rub.
354
00:15:59,908 --> 00:16:01,559
I got some candy
in case I get hungry.
355
00:16:01,626 --> 00:16:03,494
I do the breathing too
right along with her.
356
00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:04,394
We share everything.
357
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:05,529
This way she doesn't feel
358
00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:07,097
like she's having
the baby alone.
359
00:16:07,165 --> 00:16:08,298
Hey, listen,
why don't you relax?
360
00:16:08,366 --> 00:16:09,767
Sit back there
and have some candy.
361
00:16:09,834 --> 00:16:11,068
Oh, no, thanks.
362
00:16:11,086 --> 00:16:12,102
I'm not hungry.
Maybe when I get to the...
363
00:16:12,170 --> 00:16:12,837
Stop.
364
00:16:12,904 --> 00:16:13,637
Me?
365
00:16:13,705 --> 00:16:14,605
She means me.
366
00:16:14,673 --> 00:16:15,906
I stop timing
the contraction.
367
00:16:15,974 --> 00:16:18,141
It's over now. I check to see
how long it lasted--
368
00:16:18,209 --> 00:16:19,276
minute and ten seconds--
369
00:16:19,344 --> 00:16:20,578
make a note of it.
370
00:16:20,645 --> 00:16:22,179
Pencil, pencil... may I?
371
00:16:22,246 --> 00:16:23,313
Oh, sure.
372
00:16:24,649 --> 00:16:25,483
Here.
373
00:16:25,550 --> 00:16:27,417
Huh?
Oh, thanks.
374
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,219
A minute and ten seconds?
In phase one?
375
00:16:29,287 --> 00:16:30,521
Here comes another one.
376
00:16:30,589 --> 00:16:31,522
You just had one.
377
00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:32,857
Well, I'm having another one.
378
00:16:32,924 --> 00:16:34,925
That's phase three. What
happened to phase two? Stop.
379
00:16:34,993 --> 00:16:36,393
I can't.
Not you, him!
Stop the cab!
380
00:16:36,461 --> 00:16:37,561
What for?
381
00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:38,729
We skipped phase two,
we're too late.
382
00:16:38,797 --> 00:16:40,063
We're too late?
383
00:16:40,131 --> 00:16:41,899
Oh, my gosh. She's having
the baby right here.
384
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:44,034
She's still contracting.
This is it, this is the baby.
385
00:16:44,102 --> 00:16:46,436
Hey, hey, listen, I thought you
were supposed to stay calm?
386
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,271
I thought we were supposed
to have three phases,
387
00:16:48,339 --> 00:16:49,540
and look,
she's still contracting.
388
00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:50,774
This is it,
this is the baby.
389
00:16:50,842 --> 00:16:52,042
All right, now, try
to stay calm now.
390
00:16:52,110 --> 00:16:53,110
You want me to
get a doctor?
391
00:16:53,177 --> 00:16:54,411
No, don't talk to me,
I feel sick.
392
00:16:54,479 --> 00:16:56,413
What?!
Faint. I feel faint.
393
00:16:56,481 --> 00:16:57,648
Do your breathing.
394
00:16:57,716 --> 00:16:58,983
I can't.
I feel nauseous.
395
00:16:59,050 --> 00:17:01,051
Help him, please!
Get him in the front seat.
396
00:17:01,119 --> 00:17:02,553
Well, what
about you?!
397
00:17:02,621 --> 00:17:05,122
I'm sorry, I feel...
I got to get air.
398
00:17:05,189 --> 00:17:06,974
Here comes another one.
399
00:17:08,910 --> 00:17:10,811
Keep... Breathe, breathe.
400
00:17:10,879 --> 00:17:12,412
Where did he go?
Hey, mister!
401
00:17:12,481 --> 00:17:14,381
Please, lady,
look give me a break.
402
00:17:14,449 --> 00:17:15,649
( screaming )
403
00:17:15,717 --> 00:17:16,884
Hey, what about her?
404
00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:18,018
You'll have to take over.
405
00:17:18,086 --> 00:17:19,353
Me?!
406
00:17:19,488 --> 00:17:21,471
Listen, no sweat. I can
coach you from here
407
00:17:21,539 --> 00:17:23,507
on how to coach her
back there.
408
00:17:23,574 --> 00:17:25,009
Hey, come on!
No kidding around.
409
00:17:25,076 --> 00:17:27,378
You've got to go
through with this.
410
00:17:27,445 --> 00:17:29,113
Hey, come on, come on.
Shape up, fella, will you?
411
00:17:30,415 --> 00:17:32,049
This happens to some men.
412
00:17:32,117 --> 00:17:33,650
Please don't blame him for it.
413
00:17:33,718 --> 00:17:35,585
Don't make him
feel inferior.
414
00:17:35,653 --> 00:17:36,720
Listen, lady, I'm a stranger.
415
00:17:36,788 --> 00:17:37,888
You don't want me.
You want him.
416
00:17:37,956 --> 00:17:39,523
She was the star pupil
in her class.
417
00:17:39,590 --> 00:17:41,125
She'll take coaching
from anybody.
418
00:17:41,192 --> 00:17:42,927
Hey, where are you going?!
Come here!
419
00:17:42,994 --> 00:17:43,928
What are you doing?
420
00:17:43,995 --> 00:17:45,062
( breathing quickly )
421
00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:46,797
Here, watch me-- like this.
422
00:17:50,768 --> 00:17:52,069
Coach her, coach her,
don't let her coach you.
423
00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:53,737
He's right, he's right.
424
00:17:53,805 --> 00:17:55,139
Don't worry
about how I am.
425
00:17:55,206 --> 00:17:56,506
Make sure
she follows you.
426
00:17:56,574 --> 00:17:57,874
Make sure she
follows you.
427
00:17:57,943 --> 00:18:00,544
You're the boss,
remember.
428
00:18:00,611 --> 00:18:03,680
Have you got something
to catch the baby?
429
00:18:03,748 --> 00:18:05,182
Huh?
430
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:06,650
Use your coat.
431
00:18:06,717 --> 00:18:08,319
Make sure
she's relaxed.
432
00:18:08,386 --> 00:18:10,421
Don't let her muscles
tense up.
433
00:18:10,488 --> 00:18:11,855
Hold her hand.
434
00:18:11,923 --> 00:18:13,290
You can't hold my hand,
I need my hand.
435
00:18:13,358 --> 00:18:14,558
I can't hold her hand,
she needs her hand.
436
00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:15,592
Forget her hand.
437
00:18:15,660 --> 00:18:17,594
Hey! What are you doing?
438
00:18:17,662 --> 00:18:19,430
Getting into position.
439
00:18:19,497 --> 00:18:21,365
It's coming.
I can feel it.
440
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,700
Make sure she's at
a 45-degree angle.
441
00:18:23,768 --> 00:18:25,202
To what?! To what?!
442
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:26,603
Are you pushing yet?
443
00:18:26,671 --> 00:18:28,305
I didn't know
I was supposed to push.
444
00:18:28,373 --> 00:18:29,406
I'm not talking to you.
445
00:18:29,474 --> 00:18:30,640
Oh.
Push. Are you pushing?
446
00:18:30,708 --> 00:18:34,178
( straining ):
I'm pushing!
447
00:18:34,245 --> 00:18:35,479
What's he doing?
448
00:18:35,546 --> 00:18:37,481
He's doing fine.
449
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,251
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
450
00:18:41,319 --> 00:18:43,020
Isn't she concentrating?
451
00:18:43,088 --> 00:18:44,388
How should I know?
452
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:45,889
Why don't you call a doctor.
453
00:18:45,957 --> 00:18:47,891
Use the radio, will you?
454
00:18:47,959 --> 00:18:49,393
Are you all right?
455
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:50,861
All right, I got it.
456
00:18:50,928 --> 00:18:52,796
Here, you talk.
Oh, my God.
457
00:18:52,864 --> 00:18:55,499
Louie! Alex. Cab 804.
458
00:18:55,566 --> 00:18:57,001
Listen, you got trouble here.
459
00:18:57,068 --> 00:18:58,502
A lady's having a baby.
460
00:18:58,569 --> 00:18:59,936
LOUIE:
I never saw her before.
461
00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:01,438
No, Louie, Louie! Louie!
462
00:19:01,506 --> 00:19:03,440
We're on 61st Street between
Second and Third Avenues.
463
00:19:03,508 --> 00:19:05,509
Get a doctor quick,
will you, please?
464
00:19:05,576 --> 00:19:06,843
It's coming.
465
00:19:06,911 --> 00:19:08,345
Oh, my God.
466
00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:09,679
Keep breathing!
Keep pushing!
467
00:19:09,747 --> 00:19:10,847
Push.
468
00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:13,884
You'll be all right.
You'll be all right.
469
00:19:13,951 --> 00:19:15,152
Just take it easy.
Just relax.
470
00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:17,554
Allen, watch. It's coming.
471
00:19:17,622 --> 00:19:18,889
I can feel it.
472
00:19:18,956 --> 00:19:19,890
I can't.
473
00:19:19,957 --> 00:19:20,891
Huh?
474
00:19:20,958 --> 00:19:22,859
Allen! Look!
475
00:19:22,927 --> 00:19:23,860
I can't look.
476
00:19:23,928 --> 00:19:25,862
I'm going to remember this.
477
00:19:25,930 --> 00:19:28,632
You let a stranger
deliver our baby.
478
00:19:28,699 --> 00:19:31,201
I'll never marry you now.
479
00:19:31,269 --> 00:19:32,302
Ruth, don't...
480
00:19:35,473 --> 00:19:36,806
Ruth, please, don't be mad.
481
00:19:36,874 --> 00:19:38,175
I can't help it.
482
00:19:38,243 --> 00:19:40,010
Yeah, come on, Ruth,
this is no time to argue.
483
00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:41,512
Marry him
if he wants to marry you.
484
00:19:41,579 --> 00:19:45,015
Marry a man who won't even
look at our baby?
485
00:19:45,082 --> 00:19:47,183
All right, all right. I'll look.
486
00:19:47,251 --> 00:19:48,785
But what if I pass out?
487
00:19:51,155 --> 00:19:53,156
Oh, God.
488
00:19:53,224 --> 00:19:54,725
Look at that.
489
00:19:54,793 --> 00:19:56,543
ALEX:
Now, take it easy.
490
00:19:56,561 --> 00:19:58,061
I got it.
491
00:19:59,196 --> 00:20:01,548
Watch the shoulders, now.
492
00:20:01,650 --> 00:20:03,100
Careful.
493
00:20:05,653 --> 00:20:08,522
Ruth, it's so beautiful.
494
00:20:08,589 --> 00:20:10,107
Easy now.
495
00:20:10,174 --> 00:20:12,259
Easy.
You're almost home free.
496
00:20:13,728 --> 00:20:15,211
Ruth, it's a boy.
497
00:20:18,983 --> 00:20:21,184
It's a boy.
498
00:20:21,252 --> 00:20:22,670
Yeah. A boy.
499
00:20:22,837 --> 00:20:24,354
( baby crying )
500
00:20:24,422 --> 00:20:28,058
Wrap him up.
501
00:20:28,126 --> 00:20:30,277
Don't cut
the umbilical cord.
502
00:20:30,345 --> 00:20:32,279
Lay him on top of Ruth.
503
00:20:32,347 --> 00:20:33,981
He'll stay warm there.
504
00:20:47,312 --> 00:20:50,513
Allen, look.
505
00:20:53,451 --> 00:20:55,168
Hey... I'm a father.
506
00:20:57,238 --> 00:21:00,807
Ruth, I love you.
507
00:21:00,875 --> 00:21:04,944
I love you too.
508
00:21:05,012 --> 00:21:08,132
Hey, Congratulations.
509
00:21:08,199 --> 00:21:11,318
Hey, Mister, really...
510
00:21:11,386 --> 00:21:13,003
I don't know how
to thank you
511
00:21:13,071 --> 00:21:14,454
for all this.
Aw...
512
00:21:14,522 --> 00:21:16,489
We don't have a name
for him yet. What's your name?
513
00:21:16,491 --> 00:21:17,941
Alex.
514
00:21:18,009 --> 00:21:21,061
Maybe we'll just get you
a bottle of scotch.
515
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:33,607
Hi.
516
00:21:33,674 --> 00:21:34,742
Hey, Bob,
what's happening?
517
00:21:34,809 --> 00:21:35,743
Any word on 804 yet?
518
00:21:35,810 --> 00:21:36,910
They took it upstairs.
519
00:21:36,978 --> 00:21:38,478
They're still going
to work on it.
520
00:21:40,314 --> 00:21:41,765
Well... Latka!
521
00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:43,600
Just tell me.
522
00:21:43,668 --> 00:21:45,468
How's it going?
523
00:21:45,536 --> 00:21:47,637
Yeah, how's
the car, man?
524
00:21:47,705 --> 00:21:49,339
Ladies and gentlemen,
525
00:21:49,407 --> 00:21:55,028
I now present to you
cab 804.
526
00:21:57,432 --> 00:22:00,267
ALEX:
Latka!
527
00:22:00,334 --> 00:22:02,736
The man's a genius,
a genius.
528
00:22:02,804 --> 00:22:05,406
Thank you very much.
529
00:22:05,473 --> 00:22:08,509
Hey, can I be
the first to drive it?
530
00:22:08,576 --> 00:22:10,343
Hey, wait a minute! I want
to be the first to drive it.
531
00:22:10,411 --> 00:22:11,711
I saved a guy's life
in this car.
532
00:22:11,779 --> 00:22:13,363
Hey, I saved my own
life in this car!
533
00:22:13,431 --> 00:22:14,964
I met my dream man
in this car.
534
00:22:15,032 --> 00:22:16,567
Now, hold it, hold it.
Now just hold it!
535
00:22:16,634 --> 00:22:20,604
I know you all have good reasons
to want this car,
536
00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:22,756
but I think I got you all beat.
537
00:22:24,442 --> 00:22:26,693
I brought
a beautiful human being
538
00:22:26,761 --> 00:22:28,895
into the world in this cab.
539
00:22:28,963 --> 00:22:31,531
When a man is right,
540
00:22:31,599 --> 00:22:34,183
a man is right.
541
00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:36,920
Well, thank you, Louie.
542
00:22:41,809 --> 00:22:43,076
Thanks.
543
00:22:43,144 --> 00:22:44,411
Oh, Alex?
544
00:22:44,479 --> 00:22:45,912
Yes, Latka?
545
00:22:45,980 --> 00:22:47,680
One thing--
546
00:22:47,748 --> 00:22:49,950
Be careful of steering.
547
00:22:50,018 --> 00:22:53,319
You know, sometimes
you turn... go this way
548
00:22:53,387 --> 00:22:55,889
when the car,
it go this way.
549
00:22:55,957 --> 00:22:57,256
Okay.
550
00:22:57,324 --> 00:22:59,025
Oh, and also...
551
00:22:59,093 --> 00:23:00,627
Yes?
552
00:23:00,694 --> 00:23:02,729
Brakes are
really good now
553
00:23:02,796 --> 00:23:05,732
except when it's wet
or very dry.
554
00:23:07,135 --> 00:23:08,568
Leave it to me.
555
00:23:08,636 --> 00:23:09,970
Okay.
556
00:23:11,472 --> 00:23:14,273
Oh, and one...
also, Alex.
557
00:23:14,341 --> 00:23:19,379
Be sure don't go over
25 mile per hours
558
00:23:19,446 --> 00:23:23,617
because if you do,
transmission...
559
00:23:23,684 --> 00:23:26,119
Don't worry
about it, Latka.
560
00:23:26,186 --> 00:23:27,787
Okay. See you later.
561
00:23:27,855 --> 00:23:29,288
Okay.
562
00:23:29,356 --> 00:23:30,824
See you, Alex.
563
00:23:30,892 --> 00:23:35,161
( engine sputtersand backfires )
564
00:23:40,467 --> 00:23:41,835
Hey, Alex!
565
00:23:41,903 --> 00:23:43,336
TONY:
It's burning!
566
00:23:43,404 --> 00:23:44,538
JOHN:
Turn it off!
567
00:23:44,605 --> 00:23:45,839
BOBBY:
Alex!
568
00:23:51,178 --> 00:23:54,648
On reflection, I think
I delivered that baby in 803.
569
00:23:54,715 --> 00:23:57,033
Hey, guys.
570
00:23:57,101 --> 00:23:59,402
I think I made a mistake.
It wasn't this cab at all.
571
00:24:04,625 --> 00:24:07,344
( theme music playing )
572
00:24:31,502 --> 00:24:33,036
WOMAN:
Night, Mr. Walters.
573
00:24:33,104 --> 00:24:34,437
( grunts )
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