Original subtitles

Michael (Mike)

Vincent

Oh, no.

From now on...

Willy

Tefa

This one!

- This week. ¨CBug off.

Oh, idiot!

Yuri

Benjamin

I made it!

Very good, Benjamin

Stop! What are you doing!

Stop!

Don't pee at the same place.

Why?

Because it is not good.

Hum, why isn't it good?

It will make your thing totally soft.

Even on the Virile Sunday.

Even you taking invigorator.

Sounds cool.

Think it over, don't pee together, no!

No, don't do this.

I don't want to do that.

No, you are all...

Oh, shit!

Oh, this, shit!

One of the Saint Father and Saint Mother's sons.

One of the Saint Father and Saint Mother's sons.

What's his name?

Jean-Christophe!

Jean-Christophe

Jean-Christophe, Jean-Christophe

I have the color of flowers in my mind.

The God of Joke.

Ok, ok, ok.

You get up!

Get up, get up.

So, where are we?

In your ass.

Ok, be serious.

We are in the sanctuary of joke.

Beg you pardon, I don't really understand.

The sanctuary of joke?

You sit down, sit down.

You may ask, where do the jokes come from.

Who produces them?

It is from here.

Here, the sanctuary of joke.

All jokes in the world are born here, my office.

We make the best.

What great Achaeans!

Here we have the record of about 100 years.

Altogether, may be 4000 day's jokes.

4000 day's?

Yes, 4000 day's?

4, 000?

yes, 4000

4000...

4000

4000!

4, 000

Altogether 4000, 4000

4000

This is crazy, you like talking over like this? It's because...

I am sorry.

What again?

This is only an exam.

Who's crazy? What exam again?

Come on! Come in.

Ah, ok, we should explain this...

Come on, Miss, come in.

Come on.

Thanks.

Ok, what should I do?

Dilapidation.

Come on, it's a happily pass.

What a super exam!

It is not often to be this good.

This clownery.

Yes, this clownery.

It's your clownery.

This world is dying.

People exceed the past.

Then, people didn't have to live so speedily.

And make themselves ten pieces.

Everyday, only live in "..."

Join together is 4000...

4000

Yes, as I have said.

4000

In brief

I need you to save the people.

Which means we will study on those jokes?

No, I need you

To make some Possible Jokes we need.

People listen to radio in the morning, watch TV in the afternoon,

Become audience in the evening.

But none of them is about any little joke.

Oh, he is Vale

Yes, Carl Vale.

Let him rest.

Oh, so badly.

You will take a heavy incumbency.

This is the The 11 Commandments of Luminosity you are about to accomplish

To lead people back on the right way.

Back to the jokes.

Oh, how clever!

Will we have any reward?

Yes. The mission is difficult.

In this situation, I have prepared...

Hello, is that you?

Are you there? Yes.

Yes. Yes.

That bastard? Yes.

No, no.

Didn't we talk over before about the gift for the...

Yes.

Yes, I see.

OK, I see.

Yes, yes. No, no.

You hang up.

No, no, no.

You first, you first.

I count, we hang up at the same time, ok?

1, 2, 3

Haha, you didn't hang up either.

Ok, I'l count again. 1,2, oh no!

Ok, we'll realize one wish for you.

Ok.

We...

Can we...

We've said last time...

We decided.

We wish...

We can have a night with Yusian Maraesgu

You two both?

Yes.

It's in my ability.

But at first

You should accomplish the 11 Commandments.

And don't forget, you are doing God's mission.

Nothing will stop you.

Title: The 11 Commandments (Eng-trans by Usky and Oldman)

Is this the joke? It's really joking.

Is this the legal effective area to reach that?

Oh, my area...

20 times, not a single once...

Even my little sister is better than you.

Djibril Ciss¨¦

You should stay in area at 9.15m

Official judgement JC.

The legal area is at 9.15m, 9.15m, 9.15m

Should be here!

Come on.

Ah, ok, no.

Ok, we take 15 m.

Come on.

A little bit to go.

Ok, don't move.

Ok.

Nothing is wrong.

Nothing is wrong.

Oh, shit.

It's bloating.

It's red.

Burning red.

Look out, hand up.

Fuck!

Shit!

Ok, who is your little sister?

Arrestment test.

Oh, shit.

Anybody knows who did this?

What's happened, sir?

Nothing. Ok. Nothing.

And you, sir?

What have you done here.

-No. I did nothing. -Have you do this?

Oh, no, they did it wrong.

Just a minute

It's my beer, sir, help yourself.

Drink it.

Thanks.

Come, go to the police station. We will question you.

-I just saw...-Don't move!

Because I saw...

We will question you.

Wait.

Come on, you don't move.

Handcuff him.

Handcuff him.

Destroy public property(Rule 433-5)

Act insanely in public.(Rule L3341-1)

Parking peccancy (Rule R417-9)

Custody for 22 hours? 200 euros, 3 point detain.

oh...

Do you really want me to enter the police station?

Come on, you'd better quit shouting. Soon it will be ok.

Come on, come on.

If you may, please help me parking my car.

Will I do it for you?

We will reach Av Saint Morsiese.

The road on the right turn.

Right, left.

And left again.

No, no, turn left here.

Turn left, turn left here.

Don't speak nonsence if you don't know anything.

Because if it is not, we may never reach.

You may ask a police officer or...

Kids is more reliable.

You will rent a room on Av. Saint Morsiese.

Come, look.

Av. Saint Morsiese.-OK, here we are.

Yes, this is the gentleman. He's waiting for about 2 hours.

Mr XX?

Can we park here?

Good day, sir. Sorry we are late.

Good day.

Good day.

Welcome.

Mike

Hello, how do you do?

You are Benjamin, right?

Ok, ok.

Here we have this little garden, really beautiful!

Yes, another in the backyard.

Come here

You come with me to the backyard.

We don't have a swimming pool?

No, I am so sorry.

What a pity.

-Come on-Bad luck.

Come in, this is the living room, quite large living room.

You take a measure.

Ok, we see.

I think it's large enough.

It's already very large

Yes, actually, we are looking for rooms fit us

-Ah, I see.

We need a house which can admit 6 of us.

It was always a little bit small.

Can I ask you some question?

Yes.

We have a new life.

Tefa can move freely up and down the stairs.

This is a good beginning.

Here.

The cellar.

We have a washing machine.

Look.

And a bodega.

Yes, they don't have comte wine.

Not fine wines for party.

Ah, this, you are so nice.

And a bicycle, I want to live here.

How do you feel?

-we take it. -OK, so hurry up, I am leaving.

You will leave the day after tomorrow?

No, I will leave at 8:30, Saturday.

ah, yes, wish you a happy trip.

We will live here well.

(at least I think so.)

Thanks a lot, Mr. XX.

Where will you go for vacation?

I will go to Polle.

That's it.

See you Saturday.

-OK-bye, Mr. XX

Ok, bye.

See you. Thanks again.

Two days later.

I think we should add here.

Attention.

Ok.

Ok, nice performance.

I think it will be "never so great"

No swimming pool here?

No, I am sorry.

What a pity.

Something is coming.

Go, go.

Ok, everybody is extremely sexy.

It's so...so...

This is beautiful.

Nice work!

That's not enough, not enough.

oh,

You are too heavy.

The elevator is too old.

Come.

No, no.

Where is Tefa?

Tefa and Benjamin went to Sabah(Judaic ceremony) together.

"Sabah" Yije

Mama, his name is "Yisan"

Yisan, sorry.

Take it, Yisan

Ok.

We have God's mission to do tomorrow.

That will be exhausting

So let's begin to sleep now.

But it is only 6:30 now, Mike.

I don't care.

Ok.

Ok, but at least I should take some hypnotic.

If I can't fall asleep...

Very good idea, Vincent

We both take hypnotic.

Hypnotic.

-good night-good night-good night-good night.

Commandment 3: you should skate all over the night.

What?

Ah, not now!

We've just taken hypnotic.

Don't be crazy.

I am not crazy. But you should at least inform us beforehand.

Such a doggie!

The hypnotic has not taken effect on me yet.

Me, either.

Street skate, paris.

This is street skate, keep balance.

Keep balance, keep...balance...

Forward like this, adjust your breath.

Do you really know how to skate?

Tell me, do you really know how to skate?

I learned skate since I was 15.

Mike comes too?

Like me.

Did you take drug or something?

No, we just took some hypnotic before.

What?

My feet can't move any more.

Ok.

It hurts.

Are you alright, brother?

I just fell down.

Where did those street-skating people go?

They have passed and gone far away.

Alright.

Keep quiet.

Just like this.

I will tie up here.

Hey, you.

Stand up.

You come.

Succeed.

How can we do this?

So nice as he said.

Stand up, you will get your rewards.

Oh, no.

This will be better.

Look at here.

Train TGV 933, to Helchelle.

Will leave at 12.

Have your safe belt tied up.

Penis race dolby.

(Spainish)

(Spainish)

(Spainish)

(Spainish)

You will go buy something.

This is what we need.

You know? At home, we always talk like this

Oh, we run out of this...

Wait, take these.

When you invite somebody home,

After dinner,

You should have some coffee.

Stop.

Those above the camera, hurry.

What are you doing here?

Are you sick?!

You bastard!

Don't shoot.

(Italian) run!

Don't run, catch him.

Come, come.

Slip!

I must catch you.

Go, go.

Go, go, go, go!

Up, up.

Go.

Commandment 5, you should bring people happiness.

Gentlemen, attention please.

The box of medicine in my hand,

We call it love potion.

It has the powerful effect to give you happiness.

Vincent

No, no, I am heavily sick.

Are you sure?

So you have no chance to go up to be with those pretty girls later.

Ok, shut up.

Ok,Willy

Come on, I have eaten this, and 3 pieces.

Benjamin

Yuri

Tefa

No, I can bare this medicine.

Come on.

Fuck! Fuck!

(Italian)

30 minutes later.

It works? Great, ah?

Who can be as powerful as I am?

It seems Willy's thing is most powerful.

Everybody, it's nice to be with you.

Me too.

What do you think about it?

I am happy, really happy.

Lover.

It's ok? Or what?

How can you get this medicine?

How can it be like this?

So incredible!

We want to play a beach volleyball game.

We need one or two girls to play.

Excellent.

Hey, brothers.

You are all sleeping?

I can't sleep.

You all can't do it?

It's incredible it can't stop.

Can anybody help me to stop it?

Bug off! Go!

I just want to find someone to help me stop it.

Go play yourself.

Console yourself!

bustard!

What a loser!

Full of power.

We all took the medicine, except Tte

How do you feel...

Nice work.

Do you feel like a second neck there?

If possible, I may have a lot of necks.

Drink, ok?

You should detract your attentions.

Drinking milk is for detracting attentions?

Take it, this will help you detract your attentions.

God, it can't stop.

Do you need anything else?

Eat some cream, that may be help.

Almost destruction.

Come on, be serious.

Welcome, from Bosten,

Be careful, angle.

Be careful, here it is...

We come from Dallas.

Boston, Dallas.

Now where are you going?

Go out, to the cinema.

I will perform dance.

What are you doing?

You can't dance here.

Why?

That will make too much noise.

Because we like to make music in those quiete place.

Which likes we did in Dallas, Boston.

It's alright, we are seeing them out of here now.

Can you repeat what you just said.

We are now seeing a dance band out of here.

Yes, you know, this is a country of music.

And we like music...

But don't interrupt us.

Yes, but we love this country.

We are from Dallas, Boston.

Don't be nut, you know what I am saying...

I don't know a single sentence of your fucking French.

You can, don't fool me.

We respect your work, thanks.

Mr. policeman.

Oh, what happened?

Good evening.

What happened?

Sir, sir...

I am Juliette

Yes, yes, Juliette Juliette, what happend?

I am a girl who knows everything.

You may punish me. Punish me please.

Punish me, Punish me.

You are strong, punish me.

What is you family name?

Juliette, Juliette

Juliette, what do you want?

I want you to punish me, not so gently.

That is your problem, Juliette

Whip me! Lash me!

Calm down, you calm down.

Harder, harder!

This is excellent, excellent.

No, no, I am not a bad girl.

Beat me by your baton.

Come and look at here.

This is for you to see.

I dressed like this, just for you.

I dressed like this just for you.

Yes, yes, beat me.

Look at me. You are sick.

Seriously sick.

We'll take you out of here.

Behave unproperly (Rule L222-32)

Custody for 2 hours.

It's nothing, to you.

Don't say this anymore.

I...I...

I am enough, I am enough.

I don't want to resist, but I...

You want to say you have been tired about those suffering, don't you?

No, about everything.

You see.

We have 11 commandments to accomplish.

We have never been so insane since we were born.

So what?

Yes, but, you look.

What the hell we have done!

I...

But do you want quit the mission?

You, you want to fall down like this?

I have done so much, I don't even...

Don't be angry.

You have seen.

Ok, don't worry so much about what we have done.

Until we finish the job.

You don't need to regard it as a contract.

Don't regard it as a contract?

You'd rather look on it as a...

As a self-identity.

This is what we are different from others.

But I know.

So, it's ok.

Yes, that may help me work out.

I know.

You want to spend a night with Yusian.

You think it's so easy to do?

Yes, I know. But I thought it would not be so difficult.

Don't wait.

Ok, I'm coming. What do you want?

Yes.

Listening.

A ration dinner.

ration dinner, 1, 2, 3 , 4.

4 ration dinner.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

What do you want?

A ration salad.

How many do you need?

8 shares will be ok.

What's for main course?

Mutton.

How many?

8 shares, ok.

dessert?

No dessert.

-Cheese? -Yes.

How many?

8 share, ok, just a minute, I'm sure.

Good evening, lady and gentlemen

Good evening.

What a good evening!

How can I help you.

What do you want?

A piece of ...

Wait.

I know what you want.

She want...

hdgepodge salad.

Exactly.

I knew, nice choice, very nice.

What about the gentleman? what do you need?

Wait wait, don't speak out now.

I see, I see.

You want a pine nut pie cake.

Incredible.

Yes.

And how about you, what do you want?

A little...

Stop!

Toasted beefsteak.

Yes, yes, that's it.

Don't put...

Don't put in vegetables!

No, no. oh, yes, yes.

Oh, I knew.

I've rememberd what you need.

This is free.

Just a minute.

Ok...

OK, well done.

Commandment 7: you should keep your food balance.

Ok, come.

Come, come, come, come, come, come.

Just like this, turn, turn, turn, turn...

Just like this, turn, turn, turn, turn...

More, more.

A hodgepodge salad, table 7.

You may go. Go!

Are you ok?

I am sorry.

Here you are.

Vincent

Start up.

Shit!

Come, come.

One share salad. Table 6.

I am well.

Wait.

I am sure.

Oh, shit.

This is your ration salad.

This is your ration salad.

Thanks.

Come.

Keep on, keep on, more, keep on.

It's coming, soup for table 4.

Take it, take it well.

Go, go on.

Are you ready for serving?

Yes. Ok, let's go.

Victory, victory!

Come, start...

Come.

Table 12, what's the number?

12

I'll serve table 12.

-serve table 12? -yes, I'll serve table 12.

Which table you are going to serve?

7.

-I can't hear you-I can't hear you.

What's the number?

-7-louder

-In English-7

Come on.

Take it.

Where is it?

Where is table 12? Over there.

Come on, you are almost there.

Take this to table 12.

Go, go.

Oh, shit!

Hold it, Champion.

Gentlemen.

We can let you stay any longer.

-Really? -Yes.

What a pity.

We are sorry.

Let us go.

Bye-bye.

Bye-bye, thanks.

We are sorry.

Commandment 8: you should enlist the world's record book.

Do you know, dude?

They should ask back an American reaper.

Ok, I don't want this either.

Let's have a look.

The largest penis in the world: 71.75 metre.

Don't be afraid, I am the "fucking man".

Hello, sir.

I am the fucking man, I know all the ways of fuck.

I fuck in the morning, I fuck at night.

I fuck the wine bottle neck.

Have you ever fucked the wine bottle neck?

No, I am not interested in that. Let's go.

-Hi, how are you?-What?

Oh

Come on, stop.

Come, come.

I do, you do, I do.

Ok.

Mr. fucking man.

Come, seize it.

Lock it up. Lock it.

Loose your hand.

Come on, hold it.

Come on, seize the hand, I will lock it up.

Ok, done.

I seized it.

Ok, here.

Assault police. (Rule 433-5)

Custody for 4 hours.

Xx00 Euros?

You surely have something wrong within your mind.

Come, take him here.

commandment 9: you should recall a 40th star.

(Germany)

Too long, It's too long.

Not so long, soon.

The bastard will make me late.

Don't you know how to kick his ass?

The ass takes so much rooms.

Hurry up! The caudillo is very angry.

Most importantly, don't let the Frenchmen wait for me.

Don't forget.

2 o'clock this afternoon

Allar Square

The meeting of Adolf Hitler

How are you

Hi, do you know me?

What are you doing here?

It may make you angry

To advertise us

To publicize my party

May I?

You are so kind of me, let's cooperate

It's your best choice coming to Square Allar at 2

You know it

...Thank you...

Yes, you too

Even if you are...

If you come to Square Al you could see good...

May I put this...

Put this little advertisement in front of your shop?

It's for Hitler's party

We will hold a party in the square at two o'clock

If many people go there

I'll be very glad

Where should I put it then?

No place yah

No place? No place?

No place

He relives, do you know?

He comes back, for the party in this afternoon

Actually, he relives to save you

Does he relive?

Yes

Oh, what a beautiful facia!

Excuse me

May I interupt you?

I come to your pretty shop

To send you the little advertisement

Hitler will hold a party at 2 in the square

I hope many of you will join

Thanks

-Goodbye-Goodbye

Hello

Hi, children

I'm more famous than american Michael Jackson in the town

1, 2, it's 2 (Lyric)

1, 2, it's 2

Why?

First (German) I want to construct highway

Second (German) Construct beach

Let's celebrate the victory

He dances like Morphile

Oh, he dances very well

These actions are really pretty

Could you please dance like Morphile

I remember I'm not coming to change something

I think you will be famous for this

Wrong song

I've bought France anthem

Attention!

Let all these over, son of Babylon

Once this time, you bastard go to hell

I will beat you there with my long stick

Just a minute later, I will beat you mad man death

Advance

Let's go...ahead

Begin

Come on, pupil

Look out! My Stick

Ah, why do we only see one?

Where?

Ok, it's the reservation point of "taste"

Very good

Piza, what do you want?

Tefa

Yes

One, outskirt

One outskirt

Ok

What else do you want?

"Taste" Customer of this minute will get a surprise

Yes

Are you interested?

Good

No, It's a surprise to you now anyway

Exactly

Ok, listen

We "taste" for several minutes, then send it to you

You would pay 1 euro or more because you may get surprising tips

Of course your Pizza

You preset it to 30 minutes

Oh...good, thanks

Good evening, what a surprise, apparently

Goodbye

Commandment 10, don't forget what did you say to him(surprise)

-Hello-Your Pizza

And this is free gift

Yes

Good

Your Beverage

Thanks

And surprise

Stop, why do you go there?

What? What are you doing?

Go, go

You seems confounded Do you still need this(condom)?

Ok

We go everywhere, especially old one

Only you will do it

Vincent!

What?

This (Action)

Apart

Close

Apart, Close (Vilgli, dance coach)

Only move in this part

Close

No! No! No! No! It's not ok

Let's play again

All follow me

1, 2

1, 2

3, 4

Now I need some beautiful things

Lightsome, usw your heart

Nothing!

Zero score!

Thinking of your pose

Gentlemen, please

That's ok?

In good shape, Thanks

I'm ready

Glue it

Close the mouth

Don't open your mouth! No! Sir!

We never can do it

Never!

Commandment 11 you should be gentle (a small model)

another one

Another one

We succeed again

Wait, let me count

11

-How many? -11!

Alright!

We all accomplish it!

Ok, gift, gift

Come on

Give us gifts

Give them to us

Are you happy

We are here

Sorry, but where is our gifts?

Are you sure the guy cheats us from the begining?

No, Not yet

(Italian) Fuck...

What's this?

We've finished 11 commandments Ok, we've all done them

Then aftr we finish the game

What did you promise us to give us?

Did I, guys?

Yes!

What? Ah, yes

11 commandments...

-Yes, 11commandments-Yes

Just a minute, I go get that thing to see if you finish

And I won't cheat you

Ok, where is "11 commandments"?

Ok, here

Yes, let's look what have you done

11 commandments

Not finished yet

Why do you go up here?

It states you must accomplish 19 commandments

No, No, No, we never said it's 19 commandments

We said 11

It's impossible

It states 19 in my record of "commandments"

But no, you told us 11, I remember

Maybe you are wrong? It's 19!

Theus!

Oh, Toto, ok?

We've got a big big problem!

What happened? Sorry, you must wait for a minute

What happened?

Listen carefully, it's serious

It's the check you gave me

What? Just a check Don't treat me like that in front of others

The check is good

Ah, is it?

It lacks of two zeros

Yes, yes, no

Right here

0 and this 0

Aint there two zeros after decimal?

Don't get me into the trouble!

It's you get me into the trouble!

I've told you for 50 times

If joke is shit!

I'm more shit

Are you different from me?

That's not true, I'm humoristic

humoristic?

You have a look to see if what you gave is humoristic or not

This, Toto only leave his plagiarism

Then explode it

Is it humoristic?

Tell me, is it shitty or humoristic?

You are right

I don't finish yet

Let's see yesterdays It's Toto going to flatter Azrael police

Then Isabelle relives

Ok, is it humoristic

Look, look, he is still smiling

Anything funny!?

According to these, why do you come here?

But, inevitable

These are all from yours

Do you think I'm comfortable these days?

I, Toto wants to run in the box

Shot Toto far away

Only Toto knows

Look at this guy

I really want to ...

I really want to beat him

I'm sorry, I really want to beat you Are you chazan?

I want to kill you

In 20 years, you are the best

A king

He knows, he knows

Now you don't have any chance any more

Then how about changing name

Toto has already been shitty

Get an international name

McGui

McGui?

Yes, McGui Nice, an american name

Nice

Or named...

Fifou, Nice, Fifou

Fifou, is it?

Fifou

Fifou...

Fifou

Yes, Fifou, alright, I'm Fifou now

Ok, you go searching

Yes, yes, Fifou will do that

Fifou can find it

He is full of feelings, could find in the story, too

Fifou, he's set off for the hill

Fifou...he's great

Yes

Yes, very good

Joke like this

You can make people extol you

Go, fetch your check

Your humoristic clue

Go, child

Go

No, No, No

It's you yourself who makes you nervous

Go, ease people

Go, Fifou, go, Fifou!

Go, Fifou! Go, Fifou!

Go, Fifou!

Go, it'salright

Ok, I'm fine

I fully support you

Go! Fifou, go Fifou!

Done

Alright, where shall we begin?

About your "commandments"

Listen, we can't indulge you

Notthe home thing

Reduce some at most

Then we do 15, can't be less than that

Anyway it's not negotiatable

We've said it's 11 That should be 11

Even this movie is called 11 commandments

Ok, stop here

Ok

You want to talk about this movie

It's already 15 commandments

He is really a ruffian

We are bad than him

We lag behind

15 commandments

Great

What's up?

Cream drops on your blanket

Don't dirty the car, do you understand?!

But I like it, because it's art

What do you know? Mad, don't do that

At best we go to wash the car

I'm afraid there is only me in the car wash

Let's to together then

Ok, go washing together when you are here

Ok, ok, let's to together

Right now, let't go washing the car!

-Hello, sir-sir, hello

Welcome, do you have luggage?

Three cases

-Hello-hello, sir

I've booked a room here

Yes

May I have your name please?

Name? Hum...Youn, Youn from Italy

Room 523

Where should I put him, sir?

right there

I like this place

Good!

Commandments 12 You should bring comfort to all Any joke, child?

Good morning, hello

Do you have luggage, sir?

Yes, please bring it down

Be careful, something fragile in it

OK, we will

I bring luggage to Mr. Youn

Mr. Prette

Nice to meet you

Come in, please

Thanks

It's ok I take it

Thank you very much

Thanks, sir

I'm alighting

Please, sir, hello

Hello

Bring it down

Be careful

Fragile

We are careful all the time

I'm looking for Michael Youn

Yes, I contact him, you are?

Poty

And three others

Did Mr. Youn appoint you?

Yes

Just a minute, I contact him

Mr. Morganstanley

Morganstan

Morganstanley

Morganstanley

Yes, yes, let him go up, no problem

Thanks

Come again

Benjamin

Mr. Youn in room 523 seems have some problem

Because...

6 persons visit him

And luggage is bigger and bigger

Ok

Ok

Thanks gentlemen

Won't you go to the reception?

No, no, I go up directly

Ok, goodbye

Ok, I go up directly

It's hard to imagine

What a huge case

He didn't go to inquire counter

NOr anyone talk about it

-Gift, gift-Attention

Come on

How are you

Oh...

Come on, they seems happy

Come on

Come out, come out

Ah, no...

Come on, my dear

Come on, my baby

Male goat

Female goat

Female sheep

Beat!

Goodbye

Goodbye, animals

Goodbye, chick, birdie

Be careful, stool

It smells bad

Don't stay here

Anyone here?

What's this?

Thanks for inviting us here

It's Bernar's idea

It makes us crazy

You don't usually come here?

Lunch at Picnic Heaven

Do you know how many "wordplay" in dictionary

Like calamary is in calamar

Ah, no...this...

I think, I've read over 10 thousands

Over 10 thousands, pass (Am¨¦lie Mauresmo)

Do you know I research on it when I was in England

Not very good

What happened?

Are you bitten by flea?

Yes, a flea

What's this then?

I think it's shit of flea

Ok, the sun is out

Really enjoyable

Different

Let's cheer!

It's 39's, produce for american

Mike, what's wrong with you?

We begin to ask for loan, but not going on wheels

To buy the whole north road

And dock, dock no. 27

Hello

Hello

Be happy

Thanks

Thanks, so are you

Come on, let's go on

Anything good here?

It will...will...what...

We have a wonderful dinner

Yes, anyway, eating like this with totally self-help

Hello, police, do you know where is the entry of subway?

Hello

-Over there, on the left side

-The entry of the subway is at the end -The entry of the subway is at the end

-Do you think it's funny? -Do you think it's funny?

-Are you still imitating? -Are you still imitating?

-Ok-Ok

-Please follow me, sir -Please follow me, sir

-Let's leave the road -Let's leave the road

-Do you have id card? -Do you have id card?

-Ok-Ok

-You turn around -You turn around

-Look at me -Look at me

-If you continue to imitate, we will arrest you

-If you continue to imitate, we will arrest you

-You will follow whoever says?

-You will follow whoever says?

-yes, ok, go -yes, ok, go

-Don't move -Don't move

-Don't move -Don't move

-En, ok -En, ok

Disturb police (rule 433-5)

Guard for 3 hours

??00 Euros

Let's go

-Let's play with you again -Let's play with you again

-You are really energetic -You are really energetic

Be careful, brake

Ok, rest time

And, we... (Lyon, Jacqueline sports?

Lyon vs Auxerre rest time

We arrange a small music programme

We invite...

a young singers band

It's their first perfomance

In front of the audience

So it's a great courage for them

You must lose once

Of course a large (loss)

band "Watuwa"

Composes of young singers

They come from St. Dielan

I hope you will listen like in home

Thanks very much

Jacy

Good evening

Be careful

Be careful

But be gentle, don't stop here

Yes, be careful

Oh, then

Good evening, police

Hello, sir

Sorry, I'm looking for Shangba Square

Shangba Square?

Do you know how could I find it?

She is behind you

What are you doing?

Yes, I'm putting my nose shit...

Yes, it's just my nose shit

-Everyone has it... Is it over there?-Listen to me first

Listen to me, Ah, a bit more

Don't, what's wrong...

Just nose shit

Yes, waht do you think it is?

Wait, listen, you have your right

I have many more for you

Your nose...

Are you treating police like this?

Just my nose shit

No, no, I put nose shit on your uniform

Disturb police (Rule 433-5)

detention for 17 hours

??000 Euros

You have the power to stop me, really great

Those nose shit is from Salad

My friends

Russian (Cheers)

Vodka? (Russian)

Russian

No way, it's really not ok

Look, king

Brothers

Do you want some more excitements?

Yes

Go!

Commandments 14 You should make it more excited

Space research center, outskirt Moscow

Professor Gansalosky surgeon

If you feel well, please sign on the certificate of health

It's not including the feeling of fear?

No, just (Svetlana military translator)

Include your body, normal

Ok, everything, sir

Wait, he has a smell of alcohol

OK, roger that

Begin

1

Oh, shit

2

Do you know, just begin

Ah, shit

3

4

Look at the heart beat,Look at the heart beat

Alright?

5

He is not well, stop

Wanna wash?

Yes

Believe me, he got that everyday

Commandments 15, you must sing like an idiot

Do you want to eat some "Hawk Food" (a kind of muttonchop cheese)

Ah? No...

Ah? no, do you want some heavy metal?

Ah! yes...

Ah, mom, why ask me Oh, yes, why!

I was born in the east, fingers are like idiot!

Between the classes, yes, very cumbersome!

I sell my nose shit, like an idiot!

From this age, together with my brothers

We do all the things at toilet at night

We vomit togetherthe bowels, Wipe garlic, wipegarlic, wipegarlic! Oh...

Like a band of idiots!

When we see police station

Just in front of us

We don't blink

Like an idiot

If we are sleeping with girls...

(no, it's) with women!

We will fell sleep in 2''9

Like an idiot!

We set off for Ogami, multispouse...

We like lick Amsterdam's windows

Vive prostitute, a multi clasp fishing tackle

We flee away, wipe garlic wipe garlic, wipe garlic! Oh...

We have no ticket to take subway

at gate of convolution

We invade grandmas' places

Yes, like an idiot!

Anyway, we don't care it We don't care!

We won't be old forever Because we are youth

Just like...just like...just like an idiot!

All we shot are not according to the standard

But we like them

All these are for a concert at the same time

I like to be a bird...

Bird chirps, fly higher

freely...

Like wind...

Put stool on the people

1234!

That's our true part

When we were 14

We were driving

without holding the steering wheel

untill bump to the wall

But it's very humoristic

But it's very humoristic

Ah...

Damn it! ! ! Fuck...

Like an idiot! ! ! ! !

What's this?

Maybe Yusian

Only an old woman?

She seems only an old woman

Yusian

What are you doing here?

Where is Yusian?

Ah, Yusian, Yusian is not around

Here...

You may go, because you are only...

What?

I promise

Yusian? Where is she?

Yusian can't come because she is acting in a film

Just because of this...

But I find someone to replace her

Alright, do you think I'm happy to do that?

And dress like that

Anyway, you look ugily in this clothes

Ok, change back then

Is this ok?

Yes, ok

-Think about inside -Theus!

You imagine I'm thinking of you

When you see a little, you will say "you are so kind"

It's on in hundred

Full of energy

Pretty stature

Chesty and large buttocks

Smooth skin like pearl in the desert

-Come on, let's go, Fifou -Ok

Goodbye

Go, Fifou, go, Fifou

Goodbye, friends

Go, Fifou

Hello, boys

Hello, madam

One by one?

I serve you then

Ok, cheers

No

Can I go back?

Yes

Hurry

Go go

Oh, I'm fainting

You choose her just for that?

Do you think we are the simple boys?

Alright

Ok, I'm leaving

Yes

-Goodbye, everyone -goodbye

-goodbye, Vincent -I'm leaving, too

Michael, what do you like to do?

No, I don't know how to live through this week

Come on, goodbye

I'm really sorry, goodbye

And

Ah, yes, talk about it later

Yes, ok

-goodbye -goodbye Willy goodbye Yuri

To be continued...

The feeling comes so fast

No! Shit

I've known it

Oh, sorry

Put tomato juice into the water?

Pretty

Shit

Pretty

Mad again

What's it this time?

He must take it

Donno

Ok

Welcome to needfire evening, chick

What are you doing?

Watching

I know

I want to listen, too

Great

Look

Willy

Willy

What?

Does anyonw steal your phonograph?

Does anyonw steal your phonograph?

Look, real

Stop, what are you doing?

Come on, it's your phonograph

Stop! what are you doing?!

Bastard! Needn't do that

Good!

What have you done, you... bitch!

No, no, it...

yes, yes

Large revenge!

What a beautiful evening!

It's not a good job

I will revenge for my TV

It's Michael car key

It's Willy

Ok, ok!

Let's go and see

I find it's all too realistic

Shit

Oh...he's almost mad

Shit

Totally wake up

Clear about your "friend"(car)

Oh, Shit

Donno what does he want to do

Another good day

He is a bit sad

Really want to know what is he thinking?

He's coming again

Yes

Yes

Where are you?

I'm out, very far

If you go right all the time

We are somewhere on the left

You Shit bastard!

Wait, listen, it's...

I'm teach you a class

Quickly, he sees it

Come on...

That's your fault

The film scenic situation is professional

Don't try the situation in model film

IN addition, your wound and adventure will be punished by law

No, we're not finishing Coem on, Thomas

Once more

Oh...

I want to say we respect with each other

Like Thomas, director, producer

Thomas paies most of his energy on the scenes

to make it like a movie

And Francois, he wrote the scripts

Beside this movie

Francois arranged all the things

Even Thomas is at a loss of him

Although we respect his name

What a rubbish of everyone

All these

Just for you

Thank you very much

Come on

Let's celebrate it

Ah, oh, we must talk about Vincent

He is not around

Why?

You can ask without doubt why isn't he around?

Because actually

I reveal a bit

We are only in front of the stage

You may

How could we...

Could put on the table first

Hello, there, shot there

You can see the funny things there

Ah, really humoristic

We have a person from Casablanca

I always think he is not capable

Ok?

Beside, the movie will be on show soon

When we show up in Paris again

We are sure we could cheer for a cup of wine

To keep our roles

We must do it with our hands

Do what?

Hope we could get another chance of being screened

As for Vincent

He has been on the boat

So busy

His business

Yes, he has many movies, many roles

Yes, we are really few

No, no, not real

Like that Fifou

He could continue to be the idiot

It's true

Some more

We are in the box

Like this

In addition, one thing is very very sure

Ok, against our will

Girls may want to buy many beverage

when they watching it

Stop

Cut

Stop, Stop, Stop

You needn't announce something?

Benjamin...Benjamin...

Oh...Mic...

Ah...it's alright