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I win.

I win.

War.

I win.

I win.

War.

And that's where it always ends.

That's a pretty weird dream, Jude.

I see all sorts of Freudian possibilities there.

Probably some sort of sexual thing, you know.

You know, I knew we should have never moved in together.

You don't take me seriously anymore.

We were right to move in together,

and now that you mention it maybe we should get married.

Look, I got nothing against marriage,

it's just that, you know, we should get married

when we're ready to have kids, you know?

Do you want Kids?

I mean, 'cause we never really talked about it or anything.

Yeah, sure, someday, you know.

Oh, shit.

Where are they?

Relax, they'll be here.

I've been through this a million times.

You'll get used to it.

They always like to come late, and keep the other guy waiting.

You know, Matt, sometimes you don't ...

...pick up on things right away.

Hey, it'll be okay, this will be a piece of cake.

Like now, for instance, I'm trying to tell you something.

What?

I ask you how you feel about having a kid for a reason.

Are you pregnant?

I found out this morning.

Well, that's great!

I'm gonna be a dad!

Why didn't you tell me this before?

Shouldn't be here tonight.

Oh shit, here they are.

Look, you stay in the car, let me take care of this.

Oh, don't be stupid, Matt. You got your piece?

Yeah, but I just think it would be ... - Then let's dance.

Cable, miss me?

Oh yeah, likened with a fire that burns deep in my loins.

Me, too, must be love.

Who's the fem?

It's my investor.

I'll take a bite.

Fuck you.

Meow!

Are you gonna show us something,

or are you gonna stand here and jerk us off all night?

Hey, Hesse, I love this guy, I really do.

Yeah, I am going show you something!

Come on.

Knockoffs from Indonesia, the good stuff, ...

...single action, with an adjustable rear sight, walnut stock, ...

...and best of all, no serial numbers.

Clean as a whistle, or a baby's bottom.

Knock it off, Lincoln.

Whatever floats your boat.

We get these babies out of Russia, sell a lot to the cartels.

Bang, bang, you know?

Hey!

No clip, man.

All right.

How much?

40K for the whole lot.

What do you say?

I say you're under arrest.

Matt, Matt!

Oh shit, oh baby, no!

No!

Oh, God!

You bastards!

Goddamn you!

Oh my God, I'm hit, Lincoln?

Lincoln, wait, Lincoln!

Lincoln?

Lincoln, I'm hit!

Lincoln!

Sorry, guy.

Lincoln, help me! - Get the fuck away from me!

What a body, mm!

We observe.

Let's see.

Oh, let's see, we now have almost enough.

And with that box there, the black box.

It's 11:43, on a cool night.

AM Night Line.

Relax as we take you down memory lane

with dance tunes of days gone by.

That will be Charnetski.

How do you know?

He always orders at this time.

Here, let me have it.

Thank you for calling Chunky Chicken,

the best chicken in town.

Your order, please?

Get off the phone, hammerhead, and let me talk to Mark.

It's for you.

What's up, Charnetski?

The regular, legs and breasts, none of that wing shit,

and bring me plenty of honey for my fucking roll this time.

You assholes always skimp on that.

Would you like that extra crispy or chunk style?

Take a guess.

Chunk Style.

That's my boy.

Now get off your fucking ass and bring me my food.

You got it.

Mr. Wayne, Mr. Wayne?

Is that a cigarette in your mouth?

No, it's your dick.

Want to put it out, please, ...

...this instant.

I don't think I like your attitude, mister.

Well, I guess that makes two of us.

He was being verbally abusive to me, Mr. Peterson.

Where do you think you're going?

I'm gonna deliver Charnetski his food.

I want to talk to you about your attitude.

It is not acceptable.

Now, I want you to make sure

you come right on back here, mister!

Well, maybe I won't come back.

Maybe I'll just plow your fucking chicken-mobile into the river.

How'd you like that?

Oh, man, I'm in trouble.

Fucking toys.

You're under arrest, asshole!

So, you're cops, huh?

Well, I guess I nailed your partner

a good one out there, didn't I?

Shut up!

It's okay, it's okay, 'cause I'm gonna be out on bail

by the end of the night, bitch.

This whole fucking thing is entrapment!

Hi, guy.

Thanks for coming.

I've been sleeping for a long time, ...

...waiting for someone just like you who will wake me.

We're gonna have a lot of fun here tonight, friend.

We're gonna raise hell.

What the fuck was that?

Your partner?

How the fuck should I know, Miss Cop?

Shit.

Shit.

What's going on, lady?

We're locked in. - Oh, that's fucking brilliant!

Fucking brilliant, and what are we gonna do now?

We wait till morning. - Wait?

No, no, no, no, ho, fuck that noise, lady.

You get me the fuck out of here now!

Now, 'cause I got my rights, lady!

You got to take me into the county, I get to make a phone call,

I get to talk to my fucking lawyer!

You don't get shit!

You killed my partner.

You're lucky I don't put a bullet in your fucking head

and call it self defense!

Is that you, kid?

No, it's the Hillside Strangler, let me in.

Hold your pants on.

Hey!

Hey you, up here!

Hey you, up here!

Hey!

Hey, up here!

You're a fucking genius, lady, ...

...lot of good that did.

Now, there you are.

Took you long enough.

Took me the same amount of time it takes me every night.

There you go, 12 o'clock, right on the dot.

Want a beer, kid?

Oh, take a guess.

There you are.

Thanks.

Hey, did you see Miss July?

Not yet.

Wrap your eyeballs around that.

Oh, wow.

Sort of brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

Oh, yeah, and something else.

Bugs.

Ugh, god damn, I hate 'em.

Son of a bitches.

Well, kid, ...

...how's work?

Oh, it's a fucking joke.

Chunky Chicken, Christ.

Peterson runs around

like he's got a board shoved up his ass the whole time.

Well, what do I tell you?

The world is a toilet,

and all the people in it are assholes.

The economy is broken.

It's a joke.

You got to do like I do.

Find yourself a niche, brick yourself in.

Take my job, I mean, I sit on my ass,

I watch television, take a little hair of the old pooch,

that's a life.

Take this iguana guy, for instance.

Iguana?

Yeah, this guy was down to Costa Rica,

starts raising the little bastards.

Finds they take up less space, ...

...and they taste just like chicken.

Mm, everything tastes just like chicken, you ever notice that?

Frog legs, snakes, even rabbits taste like chicken.

Everything except this shit.

We're fucked, lady.

Nobody knows we're up here, nobody's gonna hear us up here.

No no no no.

Did you hear that?

What?

Somebody ought to hear that!

Maybe I better go out and check, huh?

Well, you are the security guard.

Yeah, but it could be a cat or something, right?

Could be.

Yeah, it could be.

I'm gonna tell you something,

if it's a bum, I'm gonna kick his goddamn ass.

There ain't nothing in this place to steal

except some goddamn old toys.

You stay here, kid. - Well, wait a minute,

what if someone comes back here when you're gone?

There's an old shotgun there in the locker.

I'd rather take my chances with you.

Your choice, kid.

Hang close.

Anybody there?

I don't think there's anything here.

Could have sworn I heard something, man.

I don't know.

It's the storage room.

Anybody!

Open up!

Open the door!

Who the hell's in there?

I'm a cop, open the door.

Oh, yeah, let me see some identification.

You happy? Open the door.

Yeah, hold your pants on.

What the hell are you doing in there?

Door swung shut and locked us in.

Didn't you hear screaming and gunshots?

Yeah.

Look, I chased two men into your warehouse,

one of them's wounded, maybe dead,

the other one's handcuffed back here.

Holy Christ!

What the fuck are you looking at?

What the hell did he do?

He killed my partner.

No shit.

Look, I'm gonna need a phone to call for backup.

No, it's dead, I tried it.

No sweat, we can use the one in my office.

Look, you're gonna have to do it for me, I can't leave him.

What about the other guy, he's still out there, right?

Yeah, but he's hurt badly.

Look, call the Jackson precinct, all right?

My name's Gray, tell them there's an officer down.

Let them know that it's a code 30, all right?

Right. - You know how to use that gun?

I was in Korea.

Lady, I can handle myself.

Christ, what a night.

Here, close the door and don't open it until I get back.

You stay there and keep watch!

Sure.

If you move at all, I'll kill you.

Those two clowns are gonna be a lot of help, bitch!

He tripped!

What?

He's getting up.

Okay.

He's all right, probably a little drunk.

Hi, you fat fuck.

I'm Baby Oopsie Daisy.

You lard ass, will you be my special friend?

What the hell?

I can walk, I can talk, I can even shit my pants.

Can you shit your pants?

Play time!

Oh, my God, somebody shot him!

Get back!

Ah, you fucking bitch, you shot my leg!

Oopsie Daisy.

Mm, pop goes the fucking weasel!

Look out!

Get the gun!

Watch the door.

Get up, get up!

Bitch!

No!

Charnetski!

Oops.

Charnetski, the toys!

Oh, shit!

Lock it!

Get me the fuck out of here!

Shit! - Lock it!

Jesus Christ, lady, I'm talking, goddamn it!

You're heavy, you Moby fucking Dick.

Oh, shit.

Somebody want to tell me what the fuck is going on here!

It's the toys.

Someone's inside the toys.

Who are you?

My name's Anne.

How did you get in here?

Through there.

Been sleeping here the last couple of nights.

A runaway.

Yeah, I guess you could say that.

Got a dad who likes to use me for batting practice.

Yeah, well, how come you didn't come out until now?

Been watching you.

Look, things got kind of weird around here.

Figured my chances were better off if I hung out with you.

Mm, nice outfit, polyester looks real good with leather.

Very funny.

Do you have any idea what's going on out there?

It's the toys, they're alive.

Toys?

Toys, did you see what they did to Charnetski?

Jesus Christ, they tore him apart!

Quiet! - We got to get out of here!

This is fucked, we got to get out ... - Stop!

You're not helping things, all right?

Okay.

Now, the toys have come to life?

The fucking teddy bear looked pretty alive to me.

You saw it.

They're all over the warehouse, they're locking us in.

There has to be another explanation.

Like what?

I don't know.

Lady, you are some kind of cop, let me tell you.

Do either of you know what this place is?

Yeah, it's a warehouse for overstocked toys, shit like that.

Well, you were friends with the night watchman,

you must know where the exits are.

It wouldn't matter.

This place is chained tight until the morning.

Only way out's through the loading doors.

They're open from the office.

Okay, okay, he shot the locks off of one of those chains,

we can go out that exit.

The door on the north end?

They blocked that off after you came through.

It's when I first saw them.

Fuck.

They're evil spirits, you know.

I don't believe in evil spirits.

Well, you better.

This place is haunted.

The spirits are inside the toys.

Damn it, I don't believe any of this shit.

Oh my God.

What's the matter?

Look at the floor.

You see?

What do you want?

Who do you want dead?

This isn't funny anymore, guys.

Are we having fun yet?

I need your bodies.

I need flesh and blood.

Stop it.

I'll peel off your skin, chew up your bones!

Stop it!

War.

And I need you most of all, ...

...Judith.

Did you see him?

That's the little boy I've been dreaming about.

Look, look, we got to get out of here,

it's that simple, I can't handle this bullshit.

All right, ...

...okay, all right.

All right, if we can get to the security office, all right?

Can you get the loading doors open?

Yeah, but how are we supposed to get there?

Oh, can you get there through those air conditioning shafts?

Yeah, I can find the way.

All right, then.

Then the two of you will have to go

and get out there and bring help.

So, why don't you come with us?

I can't! I have to bring him in!

Why?

Because it's my job.

Yeah, well I'm not too crazy about this idea.

See, I got this thing about crawling around in small dark places,

especially with those things out there!

Well, I can't leave him here.

Okay.

Come on.

What are you, chicken?

Hey, don't ever mention the word chicken to me again.

You coming?

You must be part shake or something.

Just keep moving.

What the hell was you talking about back there anyway?

There's a demonic power here, I can feel it.

Must be some sort of satanic ritual or something,

must be trying to conjure something up.

Probably need to give it blood or something like that.

Oh, great, I'm sorry I asked.

Bet you're sorry you ran away, huh?

They don't care about me.

They never cared anything about me.

Look, let's go.

Judith.

Oh, Judith.

Judith!

Judith, over here, Judith.

In here.

In here, Judith.

In here, that's right.

In here, Judith.

Hello, Judith.

Where are we?

Inside the doll's house.

It's part of the astral plane.

This is where I live for the time being.

Oh, this isn't real, this isn't real.

It's real enough.

I brought you here so we can have a chat.

Who are you?

A spirit, just like your little friend said, ...

...a bad one, too.

You look like a little boy to me.

Oh?

I can take any form I want to.

I can be this.

Oh, no!

But I like this form best of all, don't you?

Oh, God!

God has nothing to do with this, Judith.

Actually, let's scratch the word God

from our lexicon altogether.

Let's talk demons, instead.

How much fucking longer?

We're almost there.

Who's that?

Can you roll, can you see?

What the hell are they?

They're some kind of watchdogs.

They're not real, they're not like the toys,

they're like some kind of hallucination, you know?

They can't hurt you.

How do you know?

I ran into one earlier,

and it hit me, it just disappeared.

Oh, shit, they've seen us!

We're not part of your physical world.

We feed off your fear, your pain, your deaths.

But that's not enough to satisfy me.

You know what I really want, Judith?

The body to hang my soul in, a real body, blood and bones.

What are you talking about?

Right now, I'm weak.

My spirit is bound by the walls of this warehouse.

It's taken all my strength just to animate these toys.

Even that took 66 years of rest,

66 years since the last time I tried to be born.

You're almost there.

Ready?

Really push now.

Push hard, enough, easy.

That's right, dear.

It's all right.

You're gonna be all right.

Oh, he's not gonna make it.

Such a beautiful child.

It's no use, ...

...he's dead.

Better luck next time, little friend.

Perhaps we'll meet another time.

Don't blame yourself, dear.

You did the best you could.

I'll see who it is.

Trick or treat!

Goodness, what wonderful costumes.

Darling, see?

Would you like something better than candy?

Yeah.

Good, I have a very special surprise for you.

Now, he is like a seed,

and you must plant him and take very good care of him, do you understand?

Yes.

Come, dear.

Now, that way, he will grow big and strong

and, ah, when he's ready,

he will find a little baby to grow inside of,

and then he can finally be born.

Thank you.

I've been imprisoned in that corpse for 66 years,

waiting for something to set me free.

Your friend's blood did the trick.

You see, in order for me to take on a human form,

I have to be born like a human.

At the moment of birth,

I ride shotgun down the old birth canal,

and I come out instead, Judith, ...

...or should I call you Mom?

What the hell are you talking about?

You know, have you forgotten so soon?

What?

You're pregnant, 31 days to be exact.

That's why I lured you here.

Oh, no!

I'm gonna be a dad, Jude!

We should have never moved in together.

You just don't take me seriously anymore.

Oh, Matt!

Oh, baby, help me!

Even now I'm taking care of your friends in the air conditioning shafts.

After I'm done with them, then I'll come for you.

No!

Then we can do the nasty.

No, no!

Oh, don't worry, Judith, the pain won't last long.

I'll speed up the birth.

You can be the proud mother of a brand new demon by sunrise.

No!

Then blood's really gonna run.

Mairzy doats and dozy doats

And liddle lamzy divey

Oh, fuck, Mairzy Doats!

I like you, will you be my special friend?

Playtime!

Bummer!

Fuck you, you little shit!

Come on!

All right.

Look out!

Hey, you're fucking up my makeup

Oh, you're getting me hot, you brat!

Oh, oh man!

Try the phone, the phone!

Oh fuck, it's dead, we're trapped,

what the fuck are we gonna do?

Oh, God!

Oh, my God!

A gun!

Charnetski's got a shotgun in the closet!

Hurry, come on!

Trying to hurry!

It's okay, it's over.

No, it's not, it's not over.

Don't look how!

Anne!

Oopsie Daisy.

Missed me!

Oh, God!

Give it up, Mark.

Each death just makes me stronger.

I'm a demon kid, it's my specialty.

How do you want your death served up to you?

You want that chunk style, or extra crispy?

Everything you've seen up to now has only been a warmup.

Wait till I really get rolling.

It's not real.

Hello, Mark.

Now, Mark, ...

...you're not shy, are you?

Sort of brings a tear to your eye, don't it?

Are we having fun yet?

It's not real!

Oh, God, oh!

I'll take that.

You know, I was just saying to myself,

Lincoln, old boy, you need yourself a gun.

Then look what happens.

Mr. Fast Food King himself comes strolling around

the corner with the answer to my prayers.

How did, did ... - How?

I played the old Houdini act

on your lady friend back there, chicken boy.

Now it's time to take care of you, little buddy.

Wait a minute, man.

We got to stick together, those things are everywhere.

I'm just doing what the voices inside my head tell me to do, kid.

So, if they say blow your fucking brains out,

I blow your fucking brains out!

Nothing personal, you understand.

I just haven't been myself lately.

A Kiddley divey too

Just when things were getting interesting.

You okay?

Thought you said you wanted to bring him in alive.

I lied.

Who's a little chatterbox

One with all the golden locks

You shut the fuck up!

I'm getting sick of this in a major fucking way!

Come on, we got to get out of here.

Where's Anne?

Dead.

She ...

She got nailed in the office.

Okay then, it's just the two of us, let's do it.

The toys got in the loading door controls, ...

...there's no way out of here till the morning.

Yeah, well, we can't wait till the morning.

That thing's getting stronger by the minute.

Christ, I don't understand what the hell that thing wants from us.

My baby.

What?

I'm pregnant.

This thing came to me in my mind and told me what he wanted.

He wants to take over my unborn child.

Why the hell does he need the rest of us?

"Cause each death makes him more powerful.

Oh, that's great.

That's just fucking perfect!

I have to get my head blown off

'cause some junior demon has a fucking hard-on for you?

It's not my fault.

Maybe I should just save him the trouble and Kill myself.

Why don't you?

Shut the fuck up!

I wasn't talking to you, mother fucker!

Let's get out of here.

Almost time.

Fuck.

Charge!

Shit!

You got me, fucking dying.

You're fucking dead! Fall!

Oh, shit!

You can't kill me.

Oh, give me a break.

I can't believe it, mother of Satan.

Could this be the fucking end of Baby Oopsie Daisy?

So fucking what!

Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ.

I win.

I win.

War.

War.

Hi, Jude.

You know I only have eyes for you.

No!

No!

No!

No, No!

No!

No!

Matt.

Hello, Judith.

So glad you could make it.

You know, it just wouldn't be a show without you.

Oh God, help me!

This isn't so bad, is it?

No, please no!

My dear friend Mr. Cable

was nice enough to tie you up,

or should I call him Dad?

All right, you little shit!

I've had enough of this, now let the lady go.

Hi, Mark, thanks for coming.

Where was I?

Oh, yes.

Let me slip into something a little more comfortable

before the fun begins.

There.

Ah, that's much better.

No!

Relax.

I'm gonna make you give birth to me, Judith.

You might even enjoy this.

First I'm gonna crawl on top of you and do the nasty.

Then I'll be inside your womb.

Fuck you!

I'm gonna eat the soul of your baby

and take his shell for my own.

Then I'll induce labor.

Before the night is through

I'll be born in a human body, flesh and blood.

No!

Such a pretty mother you're going to be.

I've waited 66 years for this,

trapped in the earth on this very spot.

No, no, no!

Don't worry your pretty little head, it'll all be over soon.

You won't survive the birth, of course.

I can assure you of that.

You?

No, that's impossible.

Here I come, you mother fucker!

Get away from her!

Ace tops King, ...

...I win.

It's okay now, Mom.

Everything's okay.

We won.

Who are you?

I'm your son, the son you're going to have.

The demon's gone back to hell.

Maybe he'll try to steal another baby's soul.

I don't understand.

I'm a spirit, too, since I haven't been born yet,

...hot for another eight months.

But I couldn't let him kill you, Mom.

I didn't want to grow up to be evil, ...

...50 I found a way to help.

So, I became a toy soldier.

What's your name?

You haven't given me one yet.

I have to go now, Mom, ...

...but I'll see you soon.

Bye, Mom.

It's over, isn't it?

Who you talking to?

My little boy.

My little boy.