All language subtitles for Bunkd s06e19 No Pain, No Grain.eng

Well, that about
wraps up today's counselor meeting.

And remember,
if one of your campers

gets bit by a snake,
no matter how tempting it is,

do not suck
the venom out yourself.

What is tempting about that?

Hmm. Depends
on the kind of venom.

Some of that stuff tastes
like orange soda, you know.

Why would
I know that?

Why would
anyone know that?

Oh, and Parker,
before you go,

it's time we discussed
a problem at the ranch that's long overdue.

Oh. Are we finally
getting a drinking fountain

that doesn't leave directly
from the horse trough?

Easy, partner.
This is a ranch

on an all-inclusive resort.

I know you haven't had
your own place to stay at camp all summer,

and it hasn't been easy
for your cabin hopping.

Yeah, sleeping
on the hay bales

and the barn
was the last straw.

Especially after the goats
ate the last straw.

Well, since you've
had so much fun

sleeping on the floor
of Coyote cabin,

I've decided to add
an extra bed in there

so you can stay there
the rest of the summer.

Really? Parker
can officially be the fourth Coyote?

This is amazing.

Lou, I appreciate the offer.

But I have been
thinking about this,

and I have
an even better idea

of where I can stay.

The abandoned grain silo.

Yes. Why would you want
to live with your friends

when you can be
in a giant empty can with no plumbing?

Well, if you wanna
spend your free time

fixing up the silo
to be a livable space,

then that's your
own weird journey.

In the meantime,
all that talk earlier

really has me craving
some snake venom.

Oh, my gosh, just let me
buy you some orange soda.

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

Hey, Winnie,
can I play tether ball

when you're done
murdering it?

No, I'm just excited.
When I get excited

I like to hit things
over and over really hard.

I think I'll talk
from over here.

What are you
so excited about?

Is that
a Wild Winnie I see?

I'm excited about them.

Better you than me.

Winnie,
I've missed you.

I can't believe
you guys are here.

Jake, meet
my brother, Wayne,

and his boyfriend,
Nicholas.

Winnie, I have two
very important questions.

What are we blowing up?
And how soon can we do it?

Uh, everything.
And now.

Uh, please.
And thank you.

Let me guess.
This guy is the brother.

Oh, no.
This is Nicholas.

That's my brother.

Have you ever seen
so many excellent samples

of animal droppings before?

It's like
a smorgasbord of scat.

We'll shake hands later.

Wayne's studying
to become a veterinarian.

I'm actually specializing
in livestock care,

and judging by this,

you have a lot
of great animals here.

I don't know what
you're feeding them,

but that's a perfect
mound of brown.

Thanks, bro.

You just ruin 90%
of the meals here.

I can give you a tour

of all our animals
if you want.

That would be great.
Thanks, Jake.

We'll start
with the sheep.

Little known fact.
If you ask a sheep,

"Have you any wool?"

They will not say,
"Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

"Three bags full."

Also little known fact.

Wherever a person
named Mary is,

a lamb is sure to go.

I don't get it.

Yeah, sure.
Let's start with the sheep.

So, Winnie,

I have a question.

Fine. We can blow
something up.

Let me see
if the outhouse is empty.

No. I want to propose
to Wayne today.

And I came here
to get your blessing.

Ah! I'm so excited.

I need two tether balls.

I'll take that as a yes.

Are you kidding?
This is my dream come true.

But you know he hogs
the bathroom, right?

Yes, and I don't care.

Oh, my gosh,
it is true love.

So how are you
going to propose?

Well, I want to do
something small

and intimate for Wayne.

Ooh! Maybe using
an animal from the ranch.

And I want it
to be perfect

because Wayne
is perfect for me.

Ooh. You should set up
a candlelit dinner in the stable.

It's quiet and private
and not to brag,

but I could arrange
to get us the corner stall.

Weird flex, but okay.

And remember,
you have to keep

this a secret
from Wayne.

[SCOFFS] Come on.
What do I look like?

Um, a girl who's

really bad
at keeping secrets.

That is a fair description.

Uh, Bill, I couldn't
help but notice

that you filled your tray
with a whole lot of nothing.

Huh. I thought it was
tasting a little bland.

Is everything okay?

Sorry, I'm just in the middle
of sheep shearing season,

which means I'm up
for work before sunrise

and I don't go
to bed until...

Wait. Have I been
forgetting to go to bed?

Bill, you're a camper.

You don't need to be
doing ranch tours.

We have workers
for that stuff.

Lou, those guys don't know
what they're doing.

Sheep shearing is an art.

I'm Picasso,
and they're the guys on the boardwalk

that draw you
with really big teeth.

I'm gonna grab some food.

Poor guy is so exhausted
he can't even tell

he put his shirt on backwards.

How did he even do
the buttons at the back?

Is he like triple jointed?

Bill, I think you might
be a little overworked.

What makes you say that?

Well, you came back
with just a packet of ketchup.

So what?

I like the tang.

You know, maybe it's time
you took a little break.

Look, I'm not stressed,
and I'm not overworked.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I need to go collect
some goat eggs.

Yes, I heard it.

But I'm still going
to exit with confidence.

Hey, thanks again
for letting me crash with you guys,

though someone
could have warned me

about Bill's sleep toots.

The kid eats beans
two out of every three meals.

What do you need?
A warning label?

Wow, you packed up
an entire box

with just your shoes?

Oh, no, this is
just the B's.

Boots, bunny slippers,
baby sneakers.

I mean, yes,
just one box for all my shoes.

Wow. This grain silo
must be pretty awesome

to take you away
from a summer with the Coyotes.

You're going to miss out

on Jake's weekly
broga sessions.

It's like yoga, but for bros.

You know, it sounded like more
of a selling point in my head.

The silo does need some TLC.

But once you see it,
I think you'll agree.

It has a ton of potential.

So what do you think?

I think you don't know
what potential means.

We've got
a eucalyptus oil diffuser,

spa water,
rechargeable candles.

I think this is really
gonna help Bill relax.

Now, all we need is Bill.

Where are
my ding-dang clothes?

When I got out of the shower,

the only thing
I found in my drawer

was a note telling me
to come to Mustang cabin

in a robe that
is clearly a child's small.

Bill, welcome
to your day of self-care.

We're here for all of your
overworked cowboy needs.

[CLANGS]

What I need are my pants.

I've never showed
this much shin before.

It's uncouth.

Just relax and enjoy
the spa day of your dreams.

Now allow me to demonstrate.

First some cucumber slices

to hydrate the eyes
and reduce puffiness.

Then some soothing spa music

to bring down
the blood pressure.

[SOOTHING MUSIC PLAYING]

Can music actually
lower blood pressure?

I don't know.
I'm too relaxed to look it up.

You call this relaxing?

Vegetables on your face

with your shins
flapping in the breeze?

You know what?
Let's try a sheet mask to rejuvenate the senses.

[SCREAMING]

What?

Sorry, guys,
but I will not be doing

any of these dumb things.

If you need me,
I will be shearing sheep

in pants because
I'm a gentleman.

Hmm. Looks like Bill's
going to be a tougher nut to crack than we thought.

We're gonna have
to turn things up a notch.

[SCREAMS]

Oh, I forgot you were
wearing that thing.

Thanks again
for showing me the animals, Jake.

You bet, and sorry
for falling asleep

in the middle
of the tour.

Once I start
counting sheep, it's game over.

Now that we have
a minute, I feel like

you're the right person
to lead in on a little secret.

I knew it.
You're not a veterinarian.

Who do you work for?

That's not it.

At all.

I came here
this weekend

because I'm going
to propose to Nicholas.

Oh, man,
that's awesome.

What are going
to propose to him?

Seriously?Don't worry.

It'll come to you.

Continue, friend.

Well, I came to Kikiwaka
because I wanna surprise Nicholas and Winnie.

She means so much to me

and I want her to be
a part of the big moment.

And because it's Nicholas,
it's got to be big and epic.

Any ideas?

Oh. You should take him
to Dead Skunk Gulch.

If the views don't
take your breath away,

the epic smell sure will.

Oddly, that sounds great.

Nicholas loves to play
What Animal Dealt That?

Do you think you could
get him and Winnie

to the spot in time
for the proposal?

Of course.

And I can't wait to hear

what you're going
to propose to him.

This is why I'm not studying
to become a people doctor.

Hey, bro, nice to see you,
nothing to tell you, bye.

Okay.

[IN SING-SONG VOICE]
I have a secret.

[IN SING-SONG VOICE]
So do I.

'll say mine first.

I like talking like this.

[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Okay, here's my secret.

Nicholas is
proposing to Wayne in the stable tonight.

Um, that can't be your secret,
because that's my secret.

Except flipped.

Wayne's proposing to Nicholas
at the Gulch tonight.

Wait. What?

And Wayne wants you
to be there because you mean so much to him.

But he also wants
you to be surprised.

Aw! But still what?

My brother
and his boyfriend

are going to propose
each other

at the exact same time

in two completely
different places.

[SIGHS]Oh, boy!
Been there.

They're proposing marriage.

Oh. Then I have not.

We both were
sworn to secrecy.

So how do we fix this
without ruining the surprise?

I've got it.
First we built the camp.

Then we change our names

to Dolores
and Chuck Merriweather.

Than we hop in a yacht
and sail away to the Galapagos Islands,

where we'll make a fortune
raising seahorses.

That will never work.

I look nothing like a Chuck.

How about this?
We convince Wayne and Nicholas

to move their proposals
to the same spot.

And then they can propose
at the same time.

That's a great idea, Chuck.

Ooh, you're right.

That name does not
work for you at all.

I don't know about you,
but I think this place is cleaning up quite nicely.

Yeah, I really dig the...

What, would you call it?
Spider web chic?

Come on. The spiders
aren't even that bad.

[EXCLAIMS]
That's a big one.

Anyway...
home sweet home.

Are you sure you
want to live here?

We can still fit you
in our cabin.

No. Fixer-upper's perfect.

After all, there's
nothing I love more than a good DIY project.

Since when?

Last summer, you lived
in a triple decker RV

that had a helipad
and a bowling alley.

You're not exactly
a property brother.

Dude, this place
is gonna be amazing.

You just got
to have vision.

I'm gonna put
the bed right there.

Mini fridge
right there.

[CLATTERING]

The sheet metal
over there.

[CLUNKING]

The random
grain-fall is also an interesting feature.

Or if you look
at it another way,

this place comes
with free breakfast.

I do not look
at it that way.

Ah, Bill,
you've returned

to continue your
day of self-care.

[GONG CLANGS]

No. I came here to find Lou

because I can't find
my sheep shears.

Oh, what a sheer tragedy.

You took them?

Well, now you're
making me feel sheepish.

Please stop.

I don't think I can.

Uh-uh. You only get them
back if you give self-care

another shot.

Fine.

Nothing can be
worse than wearing a robe in public.

This is worse.

Well, a mani-pedi
is the ultimate way to unwind,

and now that your feet
had been thoroughly bathed,

it's time to get rid
of those calluses.

I worked hard
for these calluses.

My boots aren't even
going to recognize me.

Now, before I start,
I should ask.

Are you ticklish?Of course not.

Cowboys aren't ticklish.

[GIGGLES]

[OBJECTS CLATTERING]

I might be a little ticklish.

Wow, Lou,
that's a lot of eucalyptus oil

from the diffuser,
and it's really concentrated.

You smell like
a koala threw up on you.

Yeah. I'm not gonna lie.

It's burning my nose real bad.

I don't want
to do this anymore.

I tried it,
but self-care isn't for me.

Cowboys just aren't into
being pampered like this.

What are we gonna
do about him?

I don't know.
But we're not gonna talk about it

until you've scrubbed
your skin off with that pumice stone.

[COUGHS] Yeah, it's so strong

I can smell it with my mouth.

Okay.
Commence operation

"Get Wayne and Nicholas
to move their wedding

"proposal spots
to the same location."

That's what you're
calling the plan?

My name
is Jacob Jake Jacobs.

A talent for naming things,
does not run in my family.

Hey, Nicholas,
I need to talk to you about something.

Shoot. Unless you're
armed with a slingshot.

In which case,
let me get mine.

No. You know how
I said you should propose to Wayne in the stable?

Yeah, I'm super excited to.

We can't do that anymore.

Oh. Why not?

Because it's on fire.

Oh, no. Should we go help?

No. Did I say fire?

I meant it's been booked.

Someone booked your stable?

Was it a horse?

Yes.

And Lightning's
bar mitzvah is gonna go off.

So, where exactly
should I propose?

Yes. Good question.

Since you want it to be
private and intimate,

may I suggest
the Great Lawn?

Really? It seems
pretty public and viewable.

Also, for some reason,
it reeks of eucalyptus.

Oh, I know you want
this to be perfect,

but if you don't do it,
I'll cry and throw a fit

and maybe even change my name
to Dolores Merriweather,

the famous Seahorse
Queen of the Galapagos.

Okay, fine.

The Great Lawn will work.

Although I do like
Dolores for you.

Hey, man, will you
move your proposal to the Great Lawn?

Sure.

Whew! That was rough.

Was it?

Wait. All of those
boxes are shoes?

Oh, no, this is just
D through F.

This box right here
is nothing but espadrilles.

I have a sickness.

I gotta admit,
now that this place

is all cleaned up,
it's not as bad as I thought.

I can see the potential.

See, what did I tell you?

There's absolutely nothing
wrong with this place.

[BOTH SCREAMING]

He's blocking the doorway.
What do we do?

We hide. He looks
like a tiny, evil Zorro.

Okay. Now what?

We just stay
hunkered down here

until the raccoon
loses interest and leaves.

Uh, quick raccoon update.
He has not lost interest.

He is now tearing through
a box labeled "M".

What? You stay away
from my moccasins,

you dirty little
trash panda!

I'm so bummed we couldn't
get Bill into self-care.

I'm sorry.
I can't even focus on what you're saying.

Did you shower?

Yeah, three times.

Although I probably
shouldn't have used that eucalyptus soap.

Wait. Where's that
music coming from?

The barn?

Okay, I get it.

[EXHALES]
My shins feel so free.

Uh, Bill, what's
going on here?

I, uh, dropped
a salad on my face.

Well, that was weird.

I know. I just
can't get used

to the whole
robe with boots look.

Okay. All I have to do
is walk out there,

act surprised
when the proposals happen,

and it'll be like
neither of us ever spilled the secret.

And if anything
goes wrong,

I've decided
I can pull off a Chuck.

It's all about the...
[SNAPS FINGERS]

...attitude.

[BLEATING]WINNIE: There's Nicholas.

I can't wait to see
the look on Wayne's face

when he sees
that cute little sheep with a ring around its neck.

And I can't wait to see
the look on Nicholas's face when Wayne proposes

by lighting up the sky
with fireworks.

Hey, guys, I have
a surprise for you

and your sheep.

Oh, here it goes.

[FIREWORKS EXPLODING]Wait. Do sheep
like fireworks?

[SHEEP BLEATING]

WINNIE: No!I guess not.

I've gotta work on having
these thoughts earlier.

Easy girl.

Wayne, stop the fireworks.
They're scaring the sheep.

I can't.
They're on a timer.

And will you forget
about the sheep?

I want to ask you
something very important.

Well, I want to ask you
something very important.

But I can't because
the sheep is wearing the engagement ring.

Engagement ring?
You're proposing to me.

But I'm proposing to you.

Wait. What?

I had a whole plan
worked out with Winnie.

I had a whole plan
worked out with Jake.

Also, how is the sheep
wearing a ring?

They don't have fingers.

Winnie?Jake?

I think we'd better learn
how to raise sea horses.

Sheep! Come back here
so I can propose to Wayne.

Nicholas, come back
so I can propose to you.

Guys, come back
so I can watch you

propose to each other.

Come on, Jake,
we have to help.

Oh. But I want to stay
for the grand finale.

Quit being me.

[FIREWORKS EXPLODING]

Oh, hey, guys,
I was just heading out,

trying to get back
to more sheep stuff.

Not so fast, Pickett.

What was going on
back there in the barn?

Barn? What barn?

I didn't even know
we had a barn.

Also do you smell koalas?

Knock it off, Bill.

We saw you relaxing
and recharging like your life depended on it.

Enough of your
lavender infused lies.

Okay, fine.

I didn't realize it
until today,

but it turns out
I do like all that stuff.

The resting,
the deep breathing,

even the stupid
tickly music.

I have a weakness
for wellness.

So then why'd you
say it was dumb?

Because it's not tough
to pamper yourself.

No cowboy would be
caught dead taking time off to unwind.

We spend the day
hurting our cows, not burning our brows.

Nice beauty reference.

Thank you.

Bill, taking care
of your own mental

and emotional health
is a huge sign of strength.

Everyone needs it.

Really?Yes.

You should be proud
that you're taking time for yourself.

But there's so much
that I want to accomplish.

And it'll be that much easier
if you're making sure

you're filling up
your own cup first.

I never thought
about it that way.

Thanks, guys.

Anytime.

Bring it in.

Sorry. You smell like
a human cough drop.

Cool, cool.

What do we do now?

Maybe if we wave
a white flag

and surrender,
he'll let us go.

[YELPS]

It seems our terms
have been rejected.

Parker, I think
it's pretty obvious

this is no place
for you to live.

Oh, come on, it's just
one scared raccoon.

It's not like he's
trying to hurt us.

Okay. Maybe he is
trying to hurt us

with my beloved shoes.
which just hurts even more.

Just give up
on the grain silo already.

Do you really hate me
and the Coyotes that much?

What? What are
you talking about?

You've been doing
everything possible today

to avoid living
in our cabin.

It really hurts
my feelings.

Noah, I would love
to live with you guys.

But the truth is,
you're crushing it as a counselor.

[RACCOON CHITTERING]Go on.

Coyote cabin is your show.

And if I moved in there,
it would basically be like having two counselors.

I didn't even
think about that.

I just thought
it'd be fun hanging out with my friends more.

Noah, we're always
going to hang out.

You and I are
best friends till the end.

No matter where we live.

But Coyote cabin
is your cabin,

and I would never take
that away from you.

Thanks, Parker.

[RACCOON CHITTERING]

Okay. I think it's about
time we get out of here.

Hey. If I don't make it,
please tell everyone I died at the hands

of a much larger,
scarier animal.

Ow!

Why do you even
own wooden clogs?

My mom's side
is Dutch Canadian.

Don't hate
on the clomping.

I saw the sheep
come in here.

Oh, close the door
so it doesn't get out.

By the way, did you see
how nice its haircut was?

Yeah. Bill does
a really good job.

[SHEEP BLEATING]I hear her.

[SHEEP BLEATS]

WINNIE: Don't you use
that tone with me.

Nicolas,
look at this place.

Guys. I'm so sorry.

I ruined everything.

Jake and I found out
you were both gonna propose,

and we tried to get you
to do it in the same place.

I just love you
both so much

and wanted your proposal
to be perfect.

Winnie, look around you.

This is perfect.

Plus, an out of control
fireworks show,

and a runaway sheep
is going to make

the best proposal story ever.

I can't wait to tell everyone
about how I proposed to Wayne.

I think you mean
how I proposed to you.

Ah! It's happening!

Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!

Nicholas...Wayne...

BOTH: Will you marry me?

Yes.

I love you both so much.

And we love you.

Guys, I hate to ruin
this beautiful moment, but...

somebody left
their face in here.

[SCREAMING]

So you guys thinking
destination wedding?

Are you ready?

Considering we just walked
half a mile like this,

yes, I'm ready.

Ta-da!

Wow, Parker,
it's incredible.

You never know it violated
four different safety codes just a day ago.

Couldn't fix one, though.

Apparently this
place is built on top of a bobcat burial ground.

But I'm sure that won't
come back to haunt me in the future.

How do you get someone
to put in a bathroom so quickly?

Apparently, Dusty Tush
has a 24-hour bathroom installation service.

Still waiting on
a post office, though.

Me and the boys are gonna have
so much fun hanging out here.

Oh, and I have to ask,
How did you get rid of the raccoon?

Actually...
[LAUGHS] I didn't.

[FLUSHES]

Brock, we talked
about this.

If you're gonna do that,
light a match,

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