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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,083 --> 00:00:04,750 [ethereal music] 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:21,833 --> 00:00:25,666 [crowd chanting excitedly] Barry! 5 00:00:31,083 --> 00:00:35,916 [chanting] Barry! 6 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:44,375 [Barry shouting] Oh yeah! 7 00:00:44,458 --> 00:00:49,791 [audience cheering and clapping] 8 00:00:49,875 --> 00:00:50,708 [upbeat music] 9 00:01:03,666 --> 00:01:04,750 [sighs] 10 00:01:06,291 --> 00:01:07,583 [grunts] 11 00:01:09,458 --> 00:01:11,625 That killed the finale. 12 00:01:11,708 --> 00:01:14,125 Peter, you made it, huh? 13 00:01:14,208 --> 00:01:15,833 Beautiful, baby, beautiful. 14 00:01:15,916 --> 00:01:18,666 -He's doing great, fantastic! -Yeah, yeah. 15 00:01:18,750 --> 00:01:20,958 [upbeat music] 16 00:01:21,041 --> 00:01:23,375 Downright marvelous. Bloody marvelous! 17 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:24,291 Beautiful. 18 00:01:24,375 --> 00:01:26,583 Wonderful, baby. You're wonderful. 19 00:01:26,666 --> 00:01:28,666 [clamoring] 20 00:01:28,750 --> 00:01:32,291 [chanting] Barry! 21 00:01:33,875 --> 00:01:34,708 [indistinct] 22 00:01:35,916 --> 00:01:38,083 Oh! 23 00:01:38,166 --> 00:01:39,791 So pumped. 24 00:01:39,875 --> 00:01:42,708 [sighs] 25 00:01:42,791 --> 00:01:45,166 [upbeat music] 26 00:01:45,250 --> 00:01:47,041 Best of luck. 27 00:01:47,125 --> 00:01:48,625 I love you! 28 00:01:48,708 --> 00:01:50,583 [shouts] Barry! 29 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:59,125 -[crowd cheering raucously] -[laughing] 30 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:05,000 …said you wanted me over. What's the trouble? 31 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:07,500 No trouble, just too much action. Hello, Herbie! 32 00:02:07,583 --> 00:02:10,250 Great, Barry. Fantastic, baby. Really wonderful! 33 00:02:10,333 --> 00:02:12,958 Listen, Peter, I'm seeing… Raymond after show, 34 00:02:13,041 --> 00:02:15,083 and I promoted that blonde girl over there. 35 00:02:16,125 --> 00:02:19,125 [Peter] Aw, Barry, you brought me all the way from London to tell me that? 36 00:02:19,208 --> 00:02:21,208 -…another curtain call. You must come. -Let… Let Herbie take it. 37 00:02:21,291 --> 00:02:23,708 -What do you want? -He wants the curtain call. 38 00:02:23,791 --> 00:02:25,458 I'm not trying to pull her, Peter. 39 00:02:25,541 --> 00:02:27,500 She's a bloody marvelous singer. I want her on my TV show. 40 00:02:27,583 --> 00:02:29,250 -Now, sign her up. -What? Look, 41 00:02:29,333 --> 00:02:30,416 I've got to go back. 42 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:32,916 -Take another call. They're going mad. -Jake can handle it. 43 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,875 You must be joking. She's got class. 44 00:02:35,958 --> 00:02:37,958 Come on. Take her round. Look, you can stay in Paris. 45 00:02:38,041 --> 00:02:39,458 Come back with me tomorrow. 46 00:02:39,541 --> 00:02:42,416 -Tomorrow is my wedding anniversary. -Peter, do it for me. 47 00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:45,125 I'm sure your better half will understand. 48 00:02:45,208 --> 00:02:47,958 [crowd chanting] Barry! 49 00:02:48,041 --> 00:02:52,541 [crowd chanting] Barry! 50 00:02:53,375 --> 00:02:54,750 How are you? 51 00:02:56,208 --> 00:02:57,833 -[in French] I'm sorry. -Oh. 52 00:02:57,916 --> 00:03:01,416 [in French] I only understand a little French. Um… 53 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:04,916 Would you like a little, um… Uh… [mutters] 54 00:03:05,416 --> 00:03:07,791 Would you care for a petite, uh… 55 00:03:07,875 --> 00:03:09,541 -Drink. -Drink. 56 00:03:09,625 --> 00:03:10,875 -Right. -Yes, okay. 57 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:12,916 Did you, uh, like the, uh… 58 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,833 [speaking in French] 59 00:03:15,916 --> 00:03:17,541 [woman speaking indistinctly] 60 00:03:17,625 --> 00:03:21,708 [upbeat music] 61 00:04:50,833 --> 00:04:56,166 [bright music] 62 00:06:34,583 --> 00:06:39,083 [ship horn blares] 63 00:06:45,708 --> 00:06:49,458 [bright music subsides] 64 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:56,916 [ship horn blares] 65 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,791 [brakes screeching] 66 00:07:01,708 --> 00:07:04,541 [shouting indistinctly] 67 00:07:07,125 --> 00:07:08,791 [in French] England! 68 00:07:09,458 --> 00:07:12,000 -[in French] England here, France there. -Yeah. 69 00:07:12,083 --> 00:07:13,291 [in French] Goodbye, sir. 70 00:07:13,375 --> 00:07:14,791 [chuckles, speaking in French] 71 00:07:14,875 --> 00:07:16,958 [in French] Goodbye? No, no, no! 72 00:07:17,041 --> 00:07:20,083 [speaking French] 73 00:07:20,166 --> 00:07:23,666 Thank God for Harry, England, and Saint George! 74 00:07:23,750 --> 00:07:26,541 -Here, here! -[blows raspberry] 75 00:07:26,625 --> 00:07:29,458 -[whistle blows] -[people laughing] 76 00:07:29,541 --> 00:07:31,916 -[laughing] -[shouting indistinctly] 77 00:07:36,625 --> 00:07:38,958 [laughing] 78 00:07:39,041 --> 00:07:43,875 [birds chirping] 79 00:07:55,875 --> 00:07:57,541 [brakes screeching] 80 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,583 [in French] Hold on, my uncle. 81 00:08:02,666 --> 00:08:03,500 [man groans] 82 00:08:08,208 --> 00:08:09,708 [in French] Thank you. 83 00:08:11,958 --> 00:08:13,958 -[in French] Goodbye. -[in French] Goodbye. 84 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:19,750 [in French] My uncle! 85 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:24,750 [sobbing] 86 00:08:26,166 --> 00:08:27,541 [in French] Thank you. 87 00:08:29,625 --> 00:08:32,333 [man speaking in French] Goodbye! Goodbye! 88 00:08:32,416 --> 00:08:34,083 [in French] Long live France! 89 00:08:34,166 --> 00:08:36,750 [man speaking in French] Long live England! 90 00:08:40,458 --> 00:08:41,541 [Peter] Darling! 91 00:08:41,625 --> 00:08:42,541 [dogs barking] 92 00:08:42,625 --> 00:08:46,125 [in French] [in English] Lucky Pierre. 93 00:08:46,875 --> 00:08:48,333 Darling! 94 00:08:48,416 --> 00:08:49,708 [groaning] 95 00:08:50,583 --> 00:08:52,708 -[Peter] Darling! -[man in French] You've hurt yourself! 96 00:08:52,791 --> 00:08:53,791 [man in French] Hold on! 97 00:08:53,875 --> 00:08:54,708 Darling! 98 00:08:55,708 --> 00:08:56,583 Welcome home. 99 00:08:56,666 --> 00:08:58,416 I can't walk. 100 00:08:59,583 --> 00:09:00,875 Crawl. 101 00:09:02,583 --> 00:09:04,166 [in French] I can't walk. 102 00:09:04,250 --> 00:09:07,083 -[in French] I'll help you. Come on. -[in French] That's good. 103 00:09:07,166 --> 00:09:08,791 [grunts] 104 00:09:11,791 --> 00:09:13,041 [in French] Thank you. 105 00:09:21,916 --> 00:09:23,750 -[Peter] Evening. -Get out your tin head, killer. 106 00:09:23,833 --> 00:09:25,416 You're about to walk into World War III. 107 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:28,916 I already have. You are beautifully dressed. Are you going somewhere? 108 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,208 We've been waiting for you. 109 00:09:30,291 --> 00:09:31,791 For me? 110 00:09:32,750 --> 00:09:34,833 We were going out to eat. 111 00:09:34,916 --> 00:09:37,875 Of course, I do realize our anniversary is a very minor event. 112 00:09:37,958 --> 00:09:39,583 I'm sorry. 113 00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:42,166 Hey, what happened to Barry Black before his perm? 114 00:09:42,250 --> 00:09:44,250 I'm sorry, Jody. 115 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:45,166 Lose his wig? 116 00:09:45,250 --> 00:09:47,500 He doesn't wear a wig, does he? 117 00:09:47,583 --> 00:09:50,208 Sorry. Angela. 118 00:09:54,291 --> 00:09:55,750 What brought you back in such a hurry? 119 00:09:55,833 --> 00:09:58,958 -Well, first-- -You're his nurse, not his agent. 120 00:09:59,041 --> 00:10:02,916 There's a pressie. And it'll take too long to explain. I'll just wash and shave and… 121 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,500 I'll call the restaurant and tell them to hold the table. 122 00:10:05,583 --> 00:10:06,750 They've been holding it for hours. 123 00:10:06,833 --> 00:10:08,791 [chuckles] My God, their arms must be tired. 124 00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:11,208 [Angela] Can't you ever think about anybody except your miserable clients? 125 00:10:11,291 --> 00:10:13,125 Look, love, I'm sorry. Val! 126 00:10:13,208 --> 00:10:14,583 -Yeah. -[Peter] Make some drinks. 127 00:10:14,666 --> 00:10:15,708 I'll be right out, mate. 128 00:10:15,791 --> 00:10:16,958 Sure. 129 00:10:17,916 --> 00:10:19,375 I think we'd better do our drinking at home. 130 00:10:20,625 --> 00:10:22,166 Aw! 131 00:10:23,125 --> 00:10:24,458 -Oh, yeah. -It's late. 132 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:26,166 [footsteps disappearing] 133 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:29,500 Oh. No! 134 00:10:30,625 --> 00:10:32,291 We'll, uh, get together tomorrow night. 135 00:10:32,375 --> 00:10:35,250 That… That's a good idea, and we'll pretend tonight never happened. 136 00:10:35,333 --> 00:10:37,000 Oh yes, why don't we? 137 00:10:37,083 --> 00:10:39,083 Why don't we pretend we're husband and wife while we're at it? 138 00:10:39,166 --> 00:10:40,083 [Peter clicks tongue] 139 00:10:40,458 --> 00:10:42,333 Bye, Jody. 140 00:10:42,416 --> 00:10:46,625 -[grunts] -Would you like a last cigarette, my boy? 141 00:10:46,708 --> 00:10:49,041 No, sir. Not even a blindfold. 142 00:10:49,125 --> 00:10:51,333 I want to see the bullets coming. 143 00:10:51,416 --> 00:10:52,458 [Jody] Oh, come on, Val. 144 00:10:52,541 --> 00:10:54,041 Farewell, Val. 145 00:10:54,875 --> 00:10:56,208 Dear friends. 146 00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:08,833 Oh, listen. Look. 147 00:11:08,916 --> 00:11:10,208 Let's go to bed. 148 00:11:10,291 --> 00:11:12,083 And tomorrow, everything will be better. 149 00:11:12,166 --> 00:11:15,083 I'm sick to death of you, Peter Reaney! 150 00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:18,666 Sick to bloody, bloody death! 151 00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:19,583 [clock ticking] 152 00:11:23,125 --> 00:11:24,166 [sighs] 153 00:11:27,666 --> 00:11:29,791 [Peter] Darling, look, I'm sorry. 154 00:11:29,875 --> 00:11:33,333 You come home filthy, stinking, 155 00:11:33,416 --> 00:11:34,958 animalistic drunk. 156 00:11:35,625 --> 00:11:37,833 How long do you think I'm going to put up with it? 157 00:11:40,750 --> 00:11:43,625 [sighs softly] 158 00:11:44,875 --> 00:11:46,166 [groaning] 159 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:53,791 [soft pipe organ music] 160 00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:19,000 -[soft pipe organ music] -[clock ticking] 161 00:12:26,166 --> 00:12:27,375 Don't. 162 00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:34,250 [sighs] 163 00:12:38,541 --> 00:12:40,000 Good morning, darling. 164 00:12:40,083 --> 00:12:42,041 I made us some coffee and some toast. 165 00:12:42,125 --> 00:12:45,583 That'll go down in history. I prefer tea. 166 00:12:51,291 --> 00:12:53,500 -Please, Angie. -I'd like some eggs. 167 00:12:54,916 --> 00:12:57,125 [sighs] Look, I really am sorry. 168 00:12:57,208 --> 00:12:58,250 Don't, Peter. 169 00:12:58,333 --> 00:13:01,041 I'm sorry. It's not as if I get drunk like that every night. 170 00:13:01,125 --> 00:13:02,166 But the last time, Peter. 171 00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:03,958 -Darling-- -I've had enough! 172 00:13:04,041 --> 00:13:05,416 -More than enough. -[groans] 173 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:06,916 This time, I'm telling Daddy. 174 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,125 Daddy. What's he gonna do? Cache me out of the regiment? 175 00:13:09,208 --> 00:13:10,458 Oh, shut up and listen to me! 176 00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:13,833 -I am listening. -Alright. I'm fed up! 177 00:13:13,916 --> 00:13:15,875 -[sighs] -I'm not putting up with you any longer. 178 00:13:15,958 --> 00:13:17,541 Fine. Goodbye. 179 00:13:17,625 --> 00:13:20,041 -I don't know why I ever married you! -You don't know why you married me? 180 00:13:20,125 --> 00:13:22,833 Because I was damn fool enough to ask you, and you jumped at the chance. 181 00:13:22,916 --> 00:13:25,500 -I've had enough. I really have. -I've got a terrible headache. 182 00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:27,250 [inhales] You want to change the world. 183 00:13:27,333 --> 00:13:28,916 -You may have noticed-- -But you won't change yourself. 184 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,458 You may have noticed that I was drunk last night. 185 00:13:30,541 --> 00:13:31,875 -Do you know why? -I was drunk at the prospect 186 00:13:31,958 --> 00:13:33,666 -of you yelling at me-- -Because you hate your job. 187 00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:34,875 Shut up! 188 00:13:34,958 --> 00:13:37,416 You hate yourself because you hate your job. 189 00:13:38,125 --> 00:13:39,583 Shut up! 190 00:13:43,416 --> 00:13:44,958 Peter, I'm leaving you! 191 00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:46,666 Fine, then do it quietly. 192 00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:48,375 Why do you have to make everything so cheap? 193 00:13:48,458 --> 00:13:51,083 Because starting with you, that's what it is! 194 00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:04,500 [pan clatters] 195 00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:10,208 [sighs] Now you've hit me. 196 00:14:10,958 --> 00:14:14,375 -I didn't hit you, I just pushed you. -I haven't finished. 197 00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:16,875 Well, don't keep me in suspense. 198 00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:19,958 I want a divorce! 199 00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:22,750 You want one? 200 00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:24,333 Get out! 201 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:29,000 [sighs, scoffs] 202 00:14:29,083 --> 00:14:33,791 [indistinct chattering] 203 00:14:36,541 --> 00:14:37,625 [groovy mid-tempo music] 204 00:14:37,708 --> 00:14:40,750 ♪ Faith and compassion ♪ 205 00:14:40,833 --> 00:14:45,166 ♪ Makes the world go round ♪ 206 00:14:45,958 --> 00:14:51,500 ♪ Envy and anger will only destroy you ♪ 207 00:14:51,583 --> 00:14:57,125 ♪ Resentment will tear you apart ♪ 208 00:14:57,208 --> 00:15:03,791 ♪ So, bend, you got to bend over backwards Bend a little, bend over backwards ♪ 209 00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:07,083 ♪ Bend, you gotta bend That's the way to start… ♪ 210 00:15:07,166 --> 00:15:11,125 Peter, this is it. It's beautiful, beautiful. 211 00:15:11,208 --> 00:15:13,666 -It's a classic. It's a genuine classic. -Classic. 212 00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:15,208 Mm. 213 00:15:15,291 --> 00:15:18,875 [bright groovy music] 214 00:15:21,958 --> 00:15:23,916 Sorry we had to leave early. I missed the main event there. 215 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,541 -[groans] -Who won? 216 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:28,791 I did. She threw me out. Who is that? 217 00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:31,291 Let's see. 218 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,791 Listen, little girl, if you want Barry Black's autograph, 219 00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:36,333 -I've got it. -you're in the wrong place. 220 00:15:36,416 --> 00:15:38,083 So you'd better leave here before they find you. 221 00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:39,875 -I'm not going until I've seen Barry. -Don't argue. Shh! 222 00:15:39,958 --> 00:15:43,208 -[Val] You girls always argue. Shh! -I'm not going till I've seen Barry Black. 223 00:15:43,291 --> 00:15:48,083 ♪ Do start playing a part… ♪ 224 00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,791 -Who was that? -I don't know. Some fan. 225 00:15:51,875 --> 00:15:54,958 ♪ Just bend a little Bend over backwards ♪ 226 00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:58,541 ♪ Bend, you gotta bend That's a major start ♪ 227 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,125 Look here, fat ass, what's all the chat about? 228 00:16:01,208 --> 00:16:05,041 The whole bloody lot of you are living off me and if you want to keep it that way, 229 00:16:05,125 --> 00:16:06,291 listen! 230 00:16:08,375 --> 00:16:10,750 You're right, my boy. I'm sorry, Barry. 231 00:16:10,833 --> 00:16:12,333 Now, quiet, everybody. 232 00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:14,041 You too. 233 00:16:14,125 --> 00:16:19,041 ♪ …too much to live with It's time to start playing a part ♪ 234 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,208 Barry's started to get feelings. What about it, eh? 235 00:16:22,291 --> 00:16:28,458 ♪ So, bend, you got to bend over backwards Bend a little, bend over backwards ♪ 236 00:16:28,541 --> 00:16:33,125 ♪ Bend, you gotta bend That's the way to start ♪ 237 00:16:34,458 --> 00:16:40,333 ♪ Bend, you gotta bend over backwards Bend, you gotta bend over backwards ♪ 238 00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:44,416 ♪ Bend, you gotta bend That's the way to start… ♪ 239 00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:48,833 Hey, Felix, baby, this is going straight to the top and it's gonna stay there. 240 00:16:48,916 --> 00:16:51,625 -Fantastic, Barry baby, fantastic. -Great. 241 00:16:51,708 --> 00:16:53,583 Hey, Peter, Lydia, what do you think? 242 00:16:53,666 --> 00:16:56,291 -Best yet, darling. -[Peter] Gonna make a million, baby. 243 00:16:56,375 --> 00:16:59,416 A million by the first two weeks of release. 244 00:17:00,041 --> 00:17:01,458 I'm coming in. 245 00:17:06,041 --> 00:17:08,333 [operator] Okay, let's hear you take four again. 246 00:17:08,416 --> 00:17:12,041 [sighs] Oh, it's beautiful, it's beautiful. 247 00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:14,250 -You're the greatest. -You're not wrong. 248 00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,291 You know that Braid has kissed so many asses, 249 00:17:16,375 --> 00:17:18,541 he's beginning to look like a duck-billed platypus. 250 00:17:18,625 --> 00:17:22,916 ♪ Bend over backwards… ♪ 251 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,541 -You know, we are idiots. -Hmm? 252 00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:28,375 Why should Barry have to pay two commissions? He must get rid of him. 253 00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:32,375 Well, I'll do it when the time comes. 254 00:17:32,458 --> 00:17:36,125 ♪ …the world go around… ♪ 255 00:17:36,208 --> 00:17:38,625 Would you believe? They're still talking. 256 00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:43,541 ♪ …and anger will only destroy you Resentment ♪ 257 00:17:43,625 --> 00:17:48,250 ♪ Will tear you apart… ♪ 258 00:17:50,166 --> 00:17:52,541 Twice a week I say a prayer of thanks that the boy stays well. 259 00:17:52,625 --> 00:17:59,541 ♪ Bend over backwards, bend You gotta bend, that's the way to start ♪ 260 00:18:01,375 --> 00:18:05,250 ♪ All you need is just a hug ♪ 261 00:18:07,375 --> 00:18:09,125 What are you looking like that for? 262 00:18:09,208 --> 00:18:11,750 Do you remember that girl that Jake smuggled into the Paris hotel room? 263 00:18:11,833 --> 00:18:12,958 [Peter] What about her? 264 00:18:13,666 --> 00:18:17,500 Well, I just tried to smuggle her out of here, but she doesn't want to go. 265 00:18:17,583 --> 00:18:18,583 Don't let her in! 266 00:18:18,666 --> 00:18:21,208 Keep calm, Jake. I've got some very happy news for you. 267 00:18:21,291 --> 00:18:22,916 Oh yes? What? 268 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,208 We're expecting. 269 00:18:26,833 --> 00:18:28,541 Say hello to daddy. 270 00:18:28,625 --> 00:18:33,416 ♪ …and deception Are too much to live with… ♪ 271 00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:35,750 Don't make jokes like that, Val. They're not funny. 272 00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:38,083 -Oh, I'm not joking, believe me. -Who says? 273 00:18:38,166 --> 00:18:39,958 -[Val] She says. -Look. 274 00:18:40,791 --> 00:18:41,750 I'll handle it, I'll handle it. 275 00:18:41,833 --> 00:18:43,250 [Peter] No, no, let me talk to him. 276 00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:45,208 Let Jake handle this, Peter. 277 00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:49,875 [Peter] I say he deserves it. He's a walking stud farm. 278 00:18:49,958 --> 00:18:51,083 Shut up! 279 00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:55,541 He's 150 pounds of dynamite with a two-inch fuse. 280 00:18:55,625 --> 00:18:59,666 [bright groovy music] 281 00:19:06,708 --> 00:19:12,500 [in foreign language] 282 00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:17,000 Lovely show, lads. All continental girls. 283 00:19:17,083 --> 00:19:19,875 -The English are a dying race, old matey. -Right. 284 00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:23,125 And England's becoming the chronic wing of an old men's home. 285 00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:25,291 Nothing left to do but remember. 286 00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,500 -To the show, boys? -No. 287 00:19:30,791 --> 00:19:32,750 [Peter] Look at this. Fresh model walk-up. 288 00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:35,416 You can't even find a good old-fashioned English whore anymore. 289 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,500 -With the exception of my first wife. -Got a show for you, mate. 290 00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:39,416 She started the promiscuous society singlehandedly. 291 00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:41,875 -Here you are, mate. -[laughs] Thank you. 292 00:19:44,666 --> 00:19:47,291 See, the bloody trouble with sex today is that all women try to sell it. 293 00:19:47,375 --> 00:19:50,583 Either for money, quick hire, or a roof over their heads, long-term rental. 294 00:19:50,666 --> 00:19:52,041 Very profound. 295 00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:55,041 -Hello, Gooding. -Hello, Peter. 296 00:19:55,875 --> 00:19:57,916 Two Scotches, Mario. 297 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,291 -Doubles, love. -[chuckles] 298 00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:02,083 [sighs] 299 00:20:03,708 --> 00:20:05,458 Hey, what's the matter with you? 300 00:20:05,541 --> 00:20:07,041 Still thinking about last night? 301 00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:09,125 Forget it, mate. 302 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,041 Well, she's gonna give me one of these. I mean, she's going for good. 303 00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:12,958 What's a marriage between friends? 304 00:20:13,041 --> 00:20:15,958 Between friends is fine, but between me and Angela, wow. 305 00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:22,791 It'll soon blow over. Hey, why don't you go home and make it up? 306 00:20:22,875 --> 00:20:24,000 -[scoffs] -I'll come with you, break the ice. 307 00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:30,000 Go on. 308 00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:33,916 Mrs. Reaney, it's Mr. Reaney. 309 00:20:35,041 --> 00:20:35,875 [clears throat] 310 00:20:35,958 --> 00:20:37,583 Probably not back yet. 311 00:20:37,666 --> 00:20:39,791 Bluebeard's come back for his razor. 312 00:20:52,958 --> 00:20:54,083 Honey? 313 00:21:24,541 --> 00:21:26,250 -Val! -Yeah? 314 00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:27,625 -She's left me! -No. 315 00:21:27,708 --> 00:21:31,208 That bitch! She has left me! 316 00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:34,208 Don't you… She… She's just walked out. Look at this! 317 00:21:34,791 --> 00:21:37,458 -Oh, this is just a game, you know. -I tell you, she's gone! 318 00:21:37,541 --> 00:21:39,125 Look. Read that. 319 00:21:39,208 --> 00:21:41,000 Vanished without a trace. 320 00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:44,500 -Look at this. Look. Taken everything. -She'll be back. 321 00:21:44,583 --> 00:21:46,708 Oh, that bitch! 322 00:21:48,666 --> 00:21:49,500 [sighs] 323 00:21:49,583 --> 00:21:50,833 [clicks tongue] 324 00:21:55,125 --> 00:21:57,083 Come on, Peter. Don't let's hang around. 325 00:21:58,541 --> 00:22:00,708 [mutters] No, you go. 326 00:22:00,791 --> 00:22:03,000 -Hey, come on. -[sighs] 327 00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:04,791 -You've got to eat, man. -[chuckles] 328 00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:07,458 Jody will fix us something good to eat. 329 00:22:09,291 --> 00:22:11,375 -Did you read this at the end? -No, what? 330 00:22:11,458 --> 00:22:15,666 She says, "PS, the garbage must go out today." 331 00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:17,666 -You're kidding! -[chuckles] Do you want it? 332 00:22:17,750 --> 00:22:19,791 -Yeah, we should frame it. -Okay. 333 00:22:22,958 --> 00:22:25,708 -I mean, the garbage, for God's sake! -Yes. 334 00:22:26,333 --> 00:22:27,375 The dustbin. 335 00:22:28,666 --> 00:22:31,166 -Oh! Mr. Reaney. -[speaking indistinctly] Hmm? 336 00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:33,375 -Hello, Mrs. Franchetti. -Hello. 337 00:22:33,458 --> 00:22:34,416 Your wife is not here? 338 00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:37,666 -No, isn't there. Goodbye. [mutters] -Oh, I have her new dress here. 339 00:22:37,750 --> 00:22:41,666 There will be no more expensive creations delivered to that door. 340 00:22:41,750 --> 00:22:45,666 -Hmm? -What happened, Mr. Reaney? She's "hill"? 341 00:22:46,541 --> 00:22:48,750 -"Hill"? Oh, ill? Ill? No, no. -Yes. 342 00:22:48,833 --> 00:22:51,916 No, not ill. She just isn't there, she's gone. She's left. 343 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,458 -Um, but we're just separated. -Oh. 344 00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:58,375 -Thank you. Grazie. -Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Reaney. 345 00:22:58,458 --> 00:23:00,250 I understand you, you know. 346 00:23:00,333 --> 00:23:02,916 When my Carlos died, it's so terrible. 347 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,916 Oh, if there is anything I can do… 348 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,375 Cook you a meal, for example. 349 00:23:07,416 --> 00:23:09,958 -Have you my number? -That I have. 350 00:23:11,333 --> 00:23:13,333 -[whistles] -[chuckles] 351 00:23:13,416 --> 00:23:14,875 If you play your cards right, you can have that. 352 00:23:14,958 --> 00:23:17,125 You're joking. 353 00:23:17,208 --> 00:23:19,125 You sure have been keeping her a secret. 354 00:23:19,208 --> 00:23:20,416 -Mrs. Franchetti, a secret? -Mm-hmm. 355 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:21,833 -Didn't you smell her? -Mm, the perfume. 356 00:23:21,916 --> 00:23:22,916 -The perfume? -The perfume. 357 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,041 -You saw where she lives? -I did. 358 00:23:24,125 --> 00:23:27,125 I can smell her through the walls. 359 00:23:28,291 --> 00:23:29,375 I know I'm being a bit of a bore. 360 00:23:29,458 --> 00:23:32,333 -Of course not. -I just don't know who else I can talk to. 361 00:23:33,833 --> 00:23:36,166 Daddy still takes me as his little girl. 362 00:23:36,250 --> 00:23:39,875 Anyway, he's the last person in the world I could say this kind of thing to. 363 00:23:42,416 --> 00:23:44,125 I have tried. 364 00:23:46,208 --> 00:23:49,250 Even at the beginning, Peter and I were poles apart. 365 00:23:50,833 --> 00:23:54,083 You know, I was sure just being married would bring us closer. 366 00:23:55,208 --> 00:23:56,958 It doesn't do that, does it? 367 00:23:59,250 --> 00:24:01,458 [inhales] Isn't it funny that your husband 368 00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:04,500 can make you feel a stranger in your own home? 369 00:24:06,208 --> 00:24:09,333 Like when we went back to Mommy's and Daddy's for Sunday lunch. 370 00:24:10,333 --> 00:24:11,958 They didn't care for him. 371 00:24:13,750 --> 00:24:16,375 He didn't like them, so that was a good start, wasn't it? 372 00:24:18,541 --> 00:24:21,708 I certainly wasn't ready for someone like Peter. 373 00:24:22,833 --> 00:24:25,250 I'd never met anyone like him before. 374 00:24:26,083 --> 00:24:30,125 Which is why I suppose I… sort of fell in love with him. 375 00:24:31,833 --> 00:24:34,875 He had such an enormous appetite for his job, the world. 376 00:24:35,750 --> 00:24:37,166 And me. 377 00:24:38,708 --> 00:24:40,166 Do you know… 378 00:24:40,250 --> 00:24:44,000 he used to want to come home in the middle of the day and… want to make love. 379 00:24:45,041 --> 00:24:46,000 [light thuds] 380 00:24:47,666 --> 00:24:49,458 [Angela] He was so physical. [inhales] 381 00:24:49,541 --> 00:24:51,083 I'm not. 382 00:24:52,375 --> 00:24:54,916 He used to take me to bed and… 383 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,125 want me to do things, 384 00:24:57,208 --> 00:24:59,166 want me to say things. 385 00:24:59,250 --> 00:25:00,958 I couldn't. 386 00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:02,916 I just couldn't. 387 00:25:04,625 --> 00:25:06,625 Then he started drinking. [inhales] 388 00:25:07,416 --> 00:25:09,458 I suppose it was my fault, really. 389 00:25:11,750 --> 00:25:14,708 [sighs softly] It's not that I don't like sex. 390 00:25:15,625 --> 00:25:17,750 I'm just not a very sexy person. 391 00:25:19,166 --> 00:25:21,208 Peter needs someone all the time. 392 00:25:23,833 --> 00:25:25,875 Don't tip him, he's got a dirty windscreen. 393 00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:28,916 Keep the change. Thank you. 394 00:25:34,833 --> 00:25:37,791 ♪ Oh, I'm leaving you today ♪ 395 00:25:37,875 --> 00:25:40,416 [both] ♪ Peter Reaney ♪ 396 00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:47,291 ♪ For all your drunken sins Now you must pay ♪ 397 00:25:47,375 --> 00:25:49,875 ♪ I can almost see you ♪ 398 00:25:49,958 --> 00:25:55,125 ♪ Divorcing, Peter Reaney ♪ 399 00:25:57,125 --> 00:25:59,458 ♪ Don't forget the garbage out today ♪ 400 00:25:59,541 --> 00:26:02,583 -[laughing] Bloody garbage! -[mutters] 401 00:26:02,666 --> 00:26:05,916 Let's take the gutter talk inside, shall we? 402 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,875 [chuckles] 403 00:26:08,958 --> 00:26:09,916 [humming happy tune] 404 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,583 -Shh. The children. -[door clicks shut] 405 00:26:11,666 --> 00:26:13,083 Shh. 406 00:26:14,458 --> 00:26:15,583 Hello. 407 00:26:16,791 --> 00:26:18,208 After you. 408 00:26:18,291 --> 00:26:21,000 Hmm. After you, Jody. 409 00:26:21,083 --> 00:26:22,250 [Jody] Thank you. 410 00:26:22,333 --> 00:26:25,125 -[groans] -[giggles] 411 00:26:25,208 --> 00:26:29,416 -Happy days are here again. -♪ Happy days are here again ♪ 412 00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:32,625 -Hello, Frances. -Hello. 413 00:26:32,708 --> 00:26:33,791 How we're glad to see you. 414 00:26:33,875 --> 00:26:36,166 You are the most gorgeous clotheshorse I know. 415 00:26:36,250 --> 00:26:37,375 -What, this dirty old thing? -Hm-mm. 416 00:26:37,458 --> 00:26:38,333 Yup. 417 00:26:38,416 --> 00:26:41,000 -Is Angela with you? -Oh, "Is Angela with you"? 418 00:26:41,083 --> 00:26:42,416 Is Angela with him? 419 00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:46,458 Haven't you heard? Have you not heard? She finally left Petey baby. 420 00:26:46,541 --> 00:26:48,083 Oh, Val, for heaven's sake, 421 00:26:48,166 --> 00:26:50,833 there's a time and place to start talking about things like that. 422 00:26:50,916 --> 00:26:53,791 What's the matter? You can't keep good news secret. 423 00:26:53,875 --> 00:26:57,208 I knew she was going. She phoned and told me. 424 00:26:57,291 --> 00:26:58,125 Did she say anything else? 425 00:26:58,208 --> 00:27:00,333 I'll look after you if you promise not to behave. 426 00:27:00,416 --> 00:27:03,166 Thank you. Now, did she say anything else? 427 00:27:03,250 --> 00:27:06,750 Oh, just the usual. About your being drunk, 428 00:27:06,833 --> 00:27:12,041 you're never at home, nasty to her parents, and there was more. 429 00:27:12,125 --> 00:27:13,291 -[Val] Plenty more. -Charming, charming. 430 00:27:13,375 --> 00:27:15,833 A natural sexual appetite would be my guess. 431 00:27:15,916 --> 00:27:18,541 -Ah! -There's no such thing. 432 00:27:18,625 --> 00:27:20,250 Absolutely right. 433 00:27:20,333 --> 00:27:22,416 There's nothing better than a bloody good… 434 00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:26,500 -Mommy. -[Frances] How are you, young man? 435 00:27:26,583 --> 00:27:28,208 I can't get to sleep. 436 00:27:28,291 --> 00:27:31,958 Oh, your tongue's got great brakes, Frances. 437 00:27:32,041 --> 00:27:33,916 Face could do with a bit of a retread though. [chuckles] 438 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:34,958 That's alright. 439 00:27:35,041 --> 00:27:38,833 Hello, my big, big, big fellow. [smooches] 440 00:27:38,916 --> 00:27:41,416 What about getting a beer for your old daddy and his friend? 441 00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:43,250 You finished it all yesterday. 442 00:27:43,333 --> 00:27:46,000 That's right. So, I ordered some more. 443 00:27:46,625 --> 00:27:47,916 -For emergencies. -[chuckles] 444 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,250 You're a psychic, my love. 445 00:27:49,333 --> 00:27:50,958 I have to be. 446 00:27:52,041 --> 00:27:54,125 Mark, go and get the bottles, will you? 447 00:27:54,208 --> 00:27:55,958 And straight to bed afterwards. 448 00:27:56,041 --> 00:27:58,125 He can't get it all on his own. 449 00:28:04,083 --> 00:28:06,791 -[silly groans] -[chuckles] 450 00:28:09,416 --> 00:28:11,458 I don't think you're to blame, Peter. 451 00:28:11,541 --> 00:28:13,708 Angela isn't the gayest thing on two legs. 452 00:28:13,791 --> 00:28:15,875 And whose legs are we talking about, then? 453 00:28:15,958 --> 00:28:18,416 -[both] Angela's. -Oh, not still on about her. 454 00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:20,708 Well, they talked about the Titanic for years afterwards. 455 00:28:20,791 --> 00:28:22,541 It's amazing how people love a disaster. 456 00:28:22,625 --> 00:28:25,416 They even look back on the bloody war as the happiest time of their lives. 457 00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:27,291 Marriage can be the bloodiest war of the lot. 458 00:28:27,375 --> 00:28:28,416 -Oh, that's nice. -That's nice. 459 00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:29,666 -[Jody] Mark, come on, bed. -You're in trouble, mate. 460 00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:31,208 [Jody] Come along, quickly. 461 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,708 What's the point of pretending? 462 00:28:33,791 --> 00:28:35,708 Honesty never hurt any marriage. 463 00:28:35,791 --> 00:28:38,791 Only indifference can do that. Think about it. 464 00:28:38,875 --> 00:28:40,666 Here ended the first lesson. 465 00:28:40,750 --> 00:28:42,083 Say goodbye to the Mother Superior. 466 00:28:42,166 --> 00:28:44,791 We'll all go and get drunk on communion wine. 467 00:28:44,875 --> 00:28:46,875 No one's going anywhere. 468 00:28:46,958 --> 00:28:49,541 Up now. There's too much to be done. 469 00:28:50,583 --> 00:28:52,750 Peter obviously won't want to go back to an empty flat. 470 00:28:52,833 --> 00:28:54,333 -No. -There's a bed to be made up. 471 00:28:54,416 --> 00:28:55,625 -Oh no! Don't be saddled with me! -Yeah, yeah! 472 00:28:55,708 --> 00:28:58,625 Val knows where the sheets and blankets are. 473 00:28:58,708 --> 00:29:01,125 And Frances and I will get some food for us all. 474 00:29:01,208 --> 00:29:02,166 What a good idea. 475 00:29:02,250 --> 00:29:05,625 [laughs] 476 00:29:05,708 --> 00:29:08,041 -Bring a girl back. -Hmm. 477 00:29:08,125 --> 00:29:09,458 It'd be great, man. 478 00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:12,750 -Fancy Frances? -Oh! 479 00:29:12,833 --> 00:29:14,916 Oh, well, what are you gonna do? Pull her for me, are you? 480 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,708 -[laughs] Over my dead body. -Hmm. 481 00:29:17,791 --> 00:29:19,708 -You know something? -What? 482 00:29:19,791 --> 00:29:22,583 I think she'd love that. [laughs] 483 00:29:31,083 --> 00:29:32,458 How much are we paying for the abortion? 484 00:29:33,250 --> 00:29:35,208 About, um… [clears throat] 485 00:29:35,791 --> 00:29:38,000 -About 300. -[Felix] Too much. 486 00:29:39,041 --> 00:29:40,916 It's… It's today's price. 487 00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:43,791 I'm more interested in yesterday's price. Get it down. 488 00:29:44,458 --> 00:29:45,958 Why don't you get a couple more of Barry's girls 489 00:29:46,041 --> 00:29:48,750 and then you'll get a reduced price for quantity. 490 00:29:51,375 --> 00:29:53,166 So, offer 200, Jake. 491 00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:56,875 And if it'll cost us 300, well, we'll just have to pay it. Right, Norman? 492 00:29:56,958 --> 00:29:58,458 -Agreed? -Yes. 493 00:29:58,541 --> 00:30:00,125 No. 494 00:30:00,208 --> 00:30:03,291 Look, we're scraping the fetus from a kid's womb and we're voting on it 495 00:30:03,375 --> 00:30:06,208 and financing it? This is not a business merger we're talking about. 496 00:30:06,291 --> 00:30:08,125 Look, Peter, she's very young. 497 00:30:08,833 --> 00:30:09,833 So was the Virgin Mary. 498 00:30:11,208 --> 00:30:14,375 [chuckles] I don't think we want to drag religion into this. 499 00:30:14,458 --> 00:30:18,625 Look, Braid. It's too late to fix a lock on that little bastard's underpants, 500 00:30:18,708 --> 00:30:20,416 but we've got to talk to the girl. 501 00:30:20,500 --> 00:30:21,333 Maybe she wants the child. 502 00:30:21,416 --> 00:30:23,875 Alright, we'll have to talk her out of that, but let's talk to her! 503 00:30:23,958 --> 00:30:26,375 Let's apologize before we rip our guts out. 504 00:30:27,291 --> 00:30:29,750 Why do you work yourself up like that, my boy? 505 00:30:29,833 --> 00:30:33,458 Why? Because I, at least, am trying to pretend I'm a human being. 506 00:30:40,375 --> 00:30:42,125 -What happened? -Eva, as of now, I'm out. 507 00:30:42,208 --> 00:30:44,708 If anybody calls, I don't work here anymore. 508 00:30:48,041 --> 00:30:49,083 He'll be back. 509 00:30:50,541 --> 00:30:54,583 Walking out of a very well-paid job, you call that decent? I think that's stupid! 510 00:30:55,208 --> 00:30:56,750 Anyway, since when could you afford a conscience? 511 00:30:57,333 --> 00:31:00,083 Since when have you thought about anything in your life but yourself? 512 00:31:01,541 --> 00:31:04,375 Uh… When I wrote my will out. 513 00:31:04,458 --> 00:31:05,583 Ah, shut up! 514 00:31:06,166 --> 00:31:09,750 You go through every day just joking. You joke your whole life. 515 00:31:09,833 --> 00:31:11,541 Can you think of a better way of spending every lousy day? 516 00:31:11,625 --> 00:31:13,833 What's gonna happen when you're 60 years old? 517 00:31:15,416 --> 00:31:17,583 When I'm 60 years old, I'll be laughing. [scoffs] 518 00:31:17,666 --> 00:31:20,625 But you'll finish up on the railway, working with your old man. 519 00:31:21,375 --> 00:31:23,208 I'll tell you something about my old man. 520 00:31:23,875 --> 00:31:26,625 At least he has the decency to despise me 521 00:31:26,708 --> 00:31:28,958 because I'm in this lousy job! 522 00:31:29,041 --> 00:31:30,958 [Val] You're wrong. It's a great job. 523 00:31:31,041 --> 00:31:33,875 Look at all the interesting people you meet. I mean, me, for instance. 524 00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:36,083 I'll tell you something about you, Val. 525 00:31:36,166 --> 00:31:37,625 If you go on joking your way through life, 526 00:31:37,708 --> 00:31:40,666 you'll end up the loneliest, bloodiest old bore of all time. 527 00:31:40,750 --> 00:31:42,958 -I'll still have you. -Not at this rate, you won't. 528 00:31:47,833 --> 00:31:50,708 I'll file our divorce papers first thing in the morning. 529 00:31:50,791 --> 00:31:52,375 [door clicks shut] 530 00:31:57,041 --> 00:32:02,791 [pensive music] 531 00:33:24,291 --> 00:33:26,041 [knocking] 532 00:33:33,625 --> 00:33:34,750 Hello. 533 00:33:38,708 --> 00:33:41,208 I was just passing by and I wondered if everything was… 534 00:33:41,916 --> 00:33:43,125 alright. 535 00:33:44,666 --> 00:33:45,791 Oh, yes. 536 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,833 -And you, son? -I'm fine, I'm fine. 537 00:33:52,791 --> 00:33:54,291 You're in pretty good shape. 538 00:33:56,958 --> 00:33:59,250 -Did I thank you for the money? -Oh, yes, sure. 539 00:34:00,083 --> 00:34:02,166 No, I just thought, you know, maybe… 540 00:34:02,250 --> 00:34:04,583 if I could do something, I… 541 00:34:04,666 --> 00:34:06,250 Do you have enough coal? 542 00:34:07,375 --> 00:34:11,041 [tense music] 543 00:34:11,125 --> 00:34:14,333 -It's summer. -Oh, it's… it's summer. 544 00:34:15,916 --> 00:34:17,083 I… 545 00:34:18,375 --> 00:34:20,166 I was just going to bed. 546 00:34:22,250 --> 00:34:23,458 Well, see you then. 547 00:34:27,208 --> 00:34:28,333 Dad? 548 00:34:32,208 --> 00:34:34,000 Uh… 549 00:34:34,083 --> 00:34:38,041 Look, if you ever get tired, you know, of living alone, you can always move in… 550 00:34:38,125 --> 00:34:40,000 Oh, no, no, no. No, it's… 551 00:34:40,916 --> 00:34:43,041 [coughs] It's alright, I… 552 00:34:43,125 --> 00:34:45,041 I've… some very good neighbors. 553 00:34:47,416 --> 00:34:48,625 Cheers, okay? 554 00:34:56,875 --> 00:34:59,833 [melancholic music] 555 00:34:59,916 --> 00:35:02,250 [sobbing softly] 556 00:35:02,333 --> 00:35:07,000 [loud clattering and crashing] 557 00:35:22,041 --> 00:35:23,500 [doorbell buzzes] 558 00:35:27,416 --> 00:35:30,541 [humming] 559 00:35:30,625 --> 00:35:32,833 -Oh, it's you. -Well, of course it's me. 560 00:35:32,916 --> 00:35:34,833 I thought maybe bad man. 561 00:35:34,916 --> 00:35:36,083 Maybe bad man? 562 00:35:36,166 --> 00:35:38,083 Oh, burglars? No, no, no, I just made a lot of noise 563 00:35:38,166 --> 00:35:40,291 clearing out all that modernistic stuff. 564 00:35:40,375 --> 00:35:41,500 Oh. 565 00:35:42,375 --> 00:35:44,541 [sighs] I will help you. 566 00:35:50,416 --> 00:35:53,416 [Peter humming] 567 00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:54,875 You are very late. 568 00:35:56,750 --> 00:35:58,500 You find already someone. 569 00:35:58,583 --> 00:36:00,041 No, no! 570 00:36:00,125 --> 00:36:01,541 Not at all. 571 00:36:01,625 --> 00:36:04,500 -[humming] -You are unhappy alone. 572 00:36:04,583 --> 00:36:06,500 -No. -Yes, I'm sure. 573 00:36:06,583 --> 00:36:08,125 -No. -Yes, I feel that. 574 00:36:08,208 --> 00:36:09,833 No! 575 00:36:09,916 --> 00:36:12,333 I understand you, Mr. Reaney. 576 00:36:12,416 --> 00:36:15,375 -When my Alberto died, -[humming] 577 00:36:15,458 --> 00:36:17,708 -Alberto? -I feel so… Yes. 578 00:36:17,791 --> 00:36:19,416 I thought his name was Carlos. 579 00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:20,833 He was my first husband. 580 00:36:20,916 --> 00:36:23,625 -Oh, your first husband. -So, please, Mr. Reaney, 581 00:36:23,708 --> 00:36:25,125 you must talk to me. 582 00:36:25,208 --> 00:36:27,291 -What? -I understand this thing. 583 00:36:28,666 --> 00:36:32,958 Yeah, well, you see, I-I finished with all this, and I was just going to bed. 584 00:36:33,041 --> 00:36:35,958 [whispers] Oh, it's a very good idea. 585 00:36:36,041 --> 00:36:37,625 [chuckles] 586 00:36:38,833 --> 00:36:41,583 I will bring you a nice hot drink. 587 00:36:42,916 --> 00:36:44,125 Milk? 588 00:36:44,208 --> 00:36:45,500 -Mm-hmm. -[chuckles] 589 00:36:45,583 --> 00:36:46,875 -Thank you. -[soft chuckle] 590 00:36:49,583 --> 00:36:51,333 No, no, the kitchen is there. 591 00:36:51,916 --> 00:36:54,416 [chuckles] Excuse me. 592 00:36:57,041 --> 00:37:01,333 [Peter humming] 593 00:37:27,083 --> 00:37:27,916 [clock ticking] 594 00:37:38,875 --> 00:37:40,166 [sigh of relief] 595 00:37:44,791 --> 00:37:48,125 -[gasps] -[groans] 596 00:37:51,833 --> 00:37:54,166 Mrs. Franchetti, not-- 597 00:38:35,166 --> 00:38:36,916 [doorbell buzzes] 598 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,791 I will go. 599 00:38:41,375 --> 00:38:43,666 No! No, no. 600 00:38:48,791 --> 00:38:51,208 [doorbell buzzing] 601 00:39:01,750 --> 00:39:03,083 How are you? 602 00:39:03,166 --> 00:39:04,416 Fine. 603 00:39:08,833 --> 00:39:10,125 [Felix] Where's Angela? 604 00:39:11,333 --> 00:39:12,291 She's left. 605 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,125 -[Alfred] For good? -Yep. 606 00:39:19,291 --> 00:39:21,375 It's lucky there are no children. 607 00:39:21,458 --> 00:39:23,041 Angela didn't want children 608 00:39:23,125 --> 00:39:26,916 because it would make this… home untidy. 609 00:39:27,875 --> 00:39:29,333 I'm gonna change. 610 00:39:31,291 --> 00:39:36,166 [Felix] …change your mind, providing for a family… 611 00:39:36,250 --> 00:39:40,375 -[Felix speaking indistinctly] -[Peter] Oh, really? 612 00:39:41,166 --> 00:39:44,666 Now, what's this resignation all about? 613 00:39:49,625 --> 00:39:51,083 Now, look, Peter, 614 00:39:51,666 --> 00:39:53,375 I'm sorry. 615 00:39:53,458 --> 00:39:55,000 I know how you feel. 616 00:39:55,083 --> 00:39:57,708 I've got a niece the same age as that girl. 617 00:39:57,791 --> 00:40:00,875 Now, believe me, I'm going to speak to Barry. 618 00:40:01,458 --> 00:40:03,833 Now, what do you say we forget the whole thing, huh? 619 00:40:04,583 --> 00:40:06,541 I've learned a lot by this. 620 00:40:06,625 --> 00:40:08,375 And I've apologized. 621 00:40:10,958 --> 00:40:13,125 But did you apologize to the girl? 622 00:40:15,708 --> 00:40:18,583 Peter. I need you. 623 00:40:19,166 --> 00:40:20,916 You're the best I've got. 624 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,083 You're like a son to me. 625 00:40:23,166 --> 00:40:24,500 Is this the gratitude I get? 626 00:40:24,583 --> 00:40:27,666 Look, it's not a question of gratitude or apologies, Felix, it's me. 627 00:40:27,750 --> 00:40:29,500 It's just the way I am. 628 00:40:30,333 --> 00:40:33,166 To resign over a small thing like a pregnant girl! 629 00:40:33,250 --> 00:40:35,208 It doesn't make sense to me! 630 00:40:37,708 --> 00:40:39,583 You really mean that, don't you? 631 00:40:41,916 --> 00:40:44,166 If you change your mind, let me know. 632 00:40:44,791 --> 00:40:46,375 If you go, 633 00:40:47,416 --> 00:40:48,666 give me four weeks' notice. 634 00:40:49,250 --> 00:40:50,875 For all those years, 635 00:40:50,958 --> 00:40:52,583 that's not too much. 636 00:40:53,333 --> 00:40:54,958 And Peter, remember, 637 00:40:55,625 --> 00:40:58,208 you promised to unload our friend Braid. 638 00:41:00,125 --> 00:41:04,708 [traffic whirring in distance] 639 00:41:04,791 --> 00:41:07,958 Never, never, never would I ever be put in such a position again. 640 00:41:08,041 --> 00:41:09,291 And how can you allow me to perform 641 00:41:09,375 --> 00:41:11,916 before a bunch of 12-year-old snot-nosed brats? 642 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,958 -[Peter] Barry, will you let me get a-- -Will I what? 643 00:41:14,041 --> 00:41:16,583 I mean, why the hell weren't you or anybody from this office with me? 644 00:41:16,666 --> 00:41:18,625 Can I get a word in edgewise now? 645 00:41:18,708 --> 00:41:19,541 What? 646 00:41:19,625 --> 00:41:21,125 Lydia was with you, Jake was with you, Val was with you. 647 00:41:21,208 --> 00:41:23,958 -So what? Where were you? -Well, I have other clients, haven't I? 648 00:41:24,791 --> 00:41:25,791 -Other clients? -Yes, that's right. 649 00:41:25,875 --> 00:41:27,041 Do you know what I pay you in commissions? 650 00:41:27,125 --> 00:41:29,291 -Approximately. Who else? -Who else makes that kind of money? 651 00:41:29,375 --> 00:41:32,083 Listen, I want service who I want. Out! 652 00:41:34,791 --> 00:41:36,958 [sighs] 653 00:41:41,791 --> 00:41:44,416 -[sighs] -[Felix] Barry is right. 654 00:41:44,500 --> 00:41:47,375 From now on, there'll be someone with you from the agency full-time. 655 00:41:47,458 --> 00:41:50,791 Lydia, make sure we have a copy of Barry's daily schedule. 656 00:41:50,875 --> 00:41:53,000 -Two, love, please. -Of course. 657 00:41:53,083 --> 00:41:54,625 -I'll have it over to you every morning. -Hmm. 658 00:41:56,500 --> 00:41:58,250 Well, now, how is this week's show coming? 659 00:41:58,333 --> 00:41:59,583 Oh, it's great, Felix, really. 660 00:41:59,666 --> 00:42:02,666 Oh, spare me. How would you know, huh? 661 00:42:02,750 --> 00:42:04,958 Look, you call yourself a writer? 662 00:42:06,333 --> 00:42:08,166 -[scoffs] Are you talking to me? -Yeah. 663 00:42:08,250 --> 00:42:11,250 It was your fault, you know, that I screwed up at that lousy benefit. 664 00:42:11,333 --> 00:42:14,541 Where did you find those tired jokes, Val? On a lavatory wall? 665 00:42:14,625 --> 00:42:16,250 Barry, I didn't write them. 666 00:42:16,333 --> 00:42:17,791 [Felix] But whose were they? 667 00:42:17,875 --> 00:42:19,416 [Val] Barry changed the lines. 668 00:42:19,500 --> 00:42:20,375 [Barry] I what? 669 00:42:20,458 --> 00:42:22,541 [Val] You changed the lines! 670 00:42:22,625 --> 00:42:25,041 Barry, what's it matter if a bunch of little kids broke up? 671 00:42:25,125 --> 00:42:28,166 The benefit was a great success. It all worked out. 672 00:42:28,250 --> 00:42:30,333 Worked out how? 673 00:42:30,416 --> 00:42:32,750 The boys have voted you Singer of the Year. 674 00:42:33,583 --> 00:42:35,166 Hey, now, that's bloody marvelous! 675 00:42:35,250 --> 00:42:37,291 -You deserve it. -There's no one like him. 676 00:42:37,875 --> 00:42:39,333 [Felix] Marvelous. 677 00:42:39,416 --> 00:42:42,125 Oh, I love you fellas. 678 00:42:42,208 --> 00:42:43,041 Forget about the benefit. 679 00:42:43,125 --> 00:42:46,666 I mean, everybody screws up once in a while. [chuckles] 680 00:42:46,750 --> 00:42:49,250 Look, I want you all to come to a stag party I'm throwing for Herbie. 681 00:42:50,166 --> 00:42:52,833 I'm telling you, there'll be lots of action. 682 00:42:52,916 --> 00:42:54,916 It's getting late, Barry. 683 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,625 -You gotta do those magazine photographs. -Oh no. 684 00:42:57,708 --> 00:42:59,041 Let them wait, huh? 685 00:42:59,666 --> 00:43:01,125 We'll go to my place first. 686 00:43:02,250 --> 00:43:04,708 Uh, Barry, love, let's get the photographs done. 687 00:43:04,791 --> 00:43:07,625 Jake, do us a favor, love. Get lost. 688 00:43:08,458 --> 00:43:11,541 [door clicks open and shut] 689 00:43:11,625 --> 00:43:13,833 -[Felix] What really happened? -Hmm? 690 00:43:13,916 --> 00:43:16,125 Oh, Barry, he, uh, he adlibbed a couple of gags 691 00:43:16,208 --> 00:43:18,708 that'd make a 50-year-old nymphomaniac blush. 692 00:43:19,583 --> 00:43:21,291 Well, I shall now walk 693 00:43:21,375 --> 00:43:25,583 slowly back to my office and kiss Barry Black's photograph. 694 00:43:43,916 --> 00:43:45,375 -Morning. -Good morning, sir. 695 00:43:49,375 --> 00:43:51,958 -Excuse me, Mr. Reaney. -Yeah. 696 00:43:52,041 --> 00:43:54,041 [woman] Good morning, Mr. Reaney. 697 00:43:54,125 --> 00:43:55,583 Hello. 698 00:43:55,666 --> 00:43:57,500 Miss, uh… Thomas, isn't it? 699 00:43:57,583 --> 00:43:58,833 -That's right. -How are you this morning? 700 00:43:58,916 --> 00:44:00,875 -Excuse me, Miss Thomas. -I'm at work. 701 00:44:03,208 --> 00:44:05,916 Mr. Reaney, this, uh… this check is for 702 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,000 -rather a large sum. -Yes. 703 00:44:08,083 --> 00:44:10,166 No problem. There's over 3,000 pounds in that account. 704 00:44:10,250 --> 00:44:12,166 [nervous chuckle] There was. 705 00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:13,500 What? 706 00:44:14,083 --> 00:44:15,875 [man] Excuse me. 707 00:44:16,708 --> 00:44:18,208 Oh, don't tell me. 708 00:44:18,291 --> 00:44:19,625 She's taking the money. 709 00:44:25,791 --> 00:44:29,166 -Now, listen here, Angela. -We have nothing to say to you. 710 00:44:29,250 --> 00:44:31,791 -Now, Mr. Reaney-- -What? 711 00:44:31,875 --> 00:44:33,750 This is a joint account. 712 00:44:33,833 --> 00:44:37,208 We have no authority to prevent checks from being cashed. 713 00:44:37,291 --> 00:44:39,041 -Come, Angela. There's nothing to be said. -Huh-uh! 714 00:44:39,125 --> 00:44:40,791 Huh-uh! 715 00:44:40,875 --> 00:44:43,958 You don't seem to appreciate the fact that they have just raped 716 00:44:44,041 --> 00:44:46,458 the only worthwhile thing in this marriage, 717 00:44:46,541 --> 00:44:48,166 the joint bank account! 718 00:44:48,250 --> 00:44:49,875 And why not? 719 00:44:49,958 --> 00:44:51,541 It was all I could salvage from the wreck. 720 00:44:51,625 --> 00:44:52,791 Alright, Angela! I'll deal with this. 721 00:44:52,875 --> 00:44:56,875 Oh, let her speak for herself. She's twice the man you'll ever be anyway. 722 00:44:59,041 --> 00:45:00,708 I know your sort. 723 00:45:00,791 --> 00:45:03,791 Now, you might be used to behaving like a lout and a cad. 724 00:45:03,875 --> 00:45:06,583 Your trade's full of your type behaving like that. 725 00:45:06,666 --> 00:45:09,625 Well, your values are not ours, I'm glad to say. 726 00:45:10,250 --> 00:45:12,583 If you'd bother to try and fit into our kind of background, 727 00:45:12,666 --> 00:45:15,458 you might have benefited a bit yourself, but you didn't! 728 00:45:15,541 --> 00:45:17,166 And now, you're paying for it. 729 00:45:17,250 --> 00:45:18,166 [banker] Excuse me. 730 00:45:18,791 --> 00:45:23,291 The account still has a credit of 287 pounds, Mr. Reaney. 731 00:45:23,375 --> 00:45:25,291 "Two hundred and 87 pounds, Mr. Reaney." 732 00:45:25,375 --> 00:45:28,541 Well, I can't keep news like that to myself. I must share it with everyone. 733 00:45:29,416 --> 00:45:31,541 Ladies and gentlemen! 734 00:45:31,625 --> 00:45:33,875 I have 287 pounds. 735 00:45:34,708 --> 00:45:35,750 Is it a hold-up? 736 00:45:38,791 --> 00:45:40,000 Come on. 737 00:45:41,250 --> 00:45:45,000 Oh, you haven't met my charming wife, Fangs Reaney. 738 00:45:45,083 --> 00:45:46,875 And this is Daddy. 739 00:45:46,958 --> 00:45:49,583 In a class of his own that died before I was born. 740 00:45:49,666 --> 00:45:52,125 -[Peter] In fact, the last of the king's… -[father] Face your front, Angela. 741 00:45:52,208 --> 00:45:54,083 own royal Bengal [mumbles]. 742 00:45:54,166 --> 00:45:55,541 [clapping] 743 00:45:55,625 --> 00:45:57,083 [Peter] Let's hear it for him, folks. 744 00:45:57,958 --> 00:45:59,583 Let's hear it for him. 745 00:46:03,125 --> 00:46:04,541 Good morning. 746 00:46:09,125 --> 00:46:10,291 By the way. 747 00:46:11,083 --> 00:46:14,791 We should be glad that she got the money because you see, it's blood money. 748 00:46:14,875 --> 00:46:16,458 And she was very, very anemic. 749 00:46:17,333 --> 00:46:18,583 [mocking bark] 750 00:46:27,666 --> 00:46:32,000 [upbeat groovy music] 751 00:46:42,125 --> 00:46:44,708 Hey, I see Shakespeare's been in my script again. [chuckles] 752 00:46:45,666 --> 00:46:47,750 Yeah, Herbie and I just trimmed it and fixed up some new stuff. 753 00:46:47,833 --> 00:46:48,875 -What do you think? -Yeah, we just trimmed it. 754 00:46:48,958 --> 00:46:50,583 What about this bit? [laughs] 755 00:46:50,666 --> 00:46:54,250 Oh, that bit's too much. Hey, Val, look it here, look. Here. 756 00:46:55,291 --> 00:46:56,875 Oh yeah, that bit, that's sensational. It's great. 757 00:46:56,958 --> 00:46:58,500 -We just switched the opening, that's all. -Great, great. 758 00:46:58,583 --> 00:46:59,416 Yeah, we just switched it. 759 00:46:59,500 --> 00:47:02,458 What about the chicken gag? [laughs] 760 00:47:02,541 --> 00:47:03,583 [smooches] 761 00:47:03,666 --> 00:47:05,625 Well, Val, what do you think? Funny? 762 00:47:05,708 --> 00:47:06,708 Like it? 763 00:47:06,791 --> 00:47:09,333 Like it? I love it, Barry. I mean, with your talent, you don't need a writer. 764 00:47:09,416 --> 00:47:10,541 All you need is a typewriter. 765 00:47:10,625 --> 00:47:12,291 -[Jake laughs] -We didn't rewrite much, 766 00:47:12,375 --> 00:47:13,291 just that middle segment. 767 00:47:13,375 --> 00:47:15,916 Yeah, it's just the middle segment, but now the script is as sharp as a knife. 768 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,125 Couldn't be more cut up about it. 769 00:47:17,208 --> 00:47:19,166 [laughing boisterously] 770 00:47:19,250 --> 00:47:21,333 Herbie also changed the dialogue over the final stuff. 771 00:47:21,416 --> 00:47:23,458 Yeah, do you want Val to work on it and polish it up a bit? 772 00:47:23,541 --> 00:47:25,583 Yeah, that's a good idea. Do that, will you, Val? Just give it a polish. 773 00:47:25,666 --> 00:47:28,083 Shall I give it a French polish, or shall I keep it clean? 774 00:47:28,166 --> 00:47:30,291 [Herbie guffawing] 775 00:47:30,375 --> 00:47:33,541 -[Herbie] Funny! -I got a million of them. 776 00:47:33,625 --> 00:47:35,875 [director] Alright, one, take up your position. 777 00:47:35,958 --> 00:47:39,208 Then across. Too fast. Stop. Back, back. 778 00:47:39,291 --> 00:47:40,500 Beautiful, beautiful. 779 00:47:40,583 --> 00:47:42,125 Hold it, one. Cue Barry. 780 00:47:45,375 --> 00:47:47,291 Ladies and gentlemen, 781 00:47:47,375 --> 00:47:51,583 it's my great pleasure to introduce to you my very special star. 782 00:47:52,833 --> 00:47:55,791 [sighs] I don't care what you say, I'm not going to do it! 783 00:47:55,875 --> 00:47:57,250 -Now, get off! -[murmurs] 784 00:47:57,333 --> 00:48:00,000 -[man] Who does she think she is? -Oh, go on, get off! 785 00:48:00,083 --> 00:48:03,291 [indistinct chatter] 786 00:48:03,375 --> 00:48:06,333 -Anything I can do? -Okay, Barry, look, I'm here, I'm here! 787 00:48:06,416 --> 00:48:10,458 That's a big deal! Look, your so-called guest singer is about 20-foot tall. 788 00:48:10,541 --> 00:48:12,791 What are you going to do about it? Shrink her? 789 00:48:12,875 --> 00:48:14,333 [indistinct radio chatter] 790 00:48:14,416 --> 00:48:15,750 Tell him to go to hell. 791 00:48:15,833 --> 00:48:18,416 -He says what's the problem? -Now, give me that. 792 00:48:19,291 --> 00:48:20,333 [huffs] 793 00:48:20,416 --> 00:48:23,916 Look, if you think I'm going to introduce Glenda, then you can forget it! 794 00:48:24,708 --> 00:48:27,625 Why? Because it makes me look like a midget! 795 00:48:27,708 --> 00:48:30,000 [Jake] He's right, you know. He's absolutely right. 796 00:48:31,291 --> 00:48:33,125 She's your guest singer, 797 00:48:33,208 --> 00:48:35,583 so we can open with a single of her. 798 00:48:35,666 --> 00:48:39,583 Sure, then I come on looking like her kid brother? Thank you! 799 00:48:39,666 --> 00:48:42,416 No one will know how small he is. 800 00:48:42,500 --> 00:48:44,416 If you're not in vision at the same time… 801 00:48:44,500 --> 00:48:46,416 [inaudible] 802 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:50,875 -Don't you shout at me! -Look, I'll go up, I'll go up! 803 00:48:50,958 --> 00:48:53,416 What does that little twit want me to do? 804 00:48:53,500 --> 00:48:55,458 -You tell him! [muttering] -Walk on my knees? 805 00:48:55,541 --> 00:48:57,958 Who does he think I am? Al Jawston? 806 00:48:58,041 --> 00:48:59,958 I heard that, you rotten bitch. 807 00:49:00,041 --> 00:49:03,625 -[muttering] -[inaudible] 808 00:49:05,791 --> 00:49:08,041 [muttering] He's got no class. 809 00:49:08,125 --> 00:49:09,916 Just one big happy family, huh, Jake? 810 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,291 [chuckles] 811 00:49:11,375 --> 00:49:13,375 I'll be a lot happier when we've got rid of Mary Gray's little problem. 812 00:49:13,458 --> 00:49:15,500 -Oh. -Today's the day! 813 00:49:15,583 --> 00:49:17,875 -She must be- -You got a good man, didn't you, Jake? 814 00:49:17,958 --> 00:49:19,750 I mean, a really qualified doctor? 815 00:49:19,833 --> 00:49:21,291 Sure! 816 00:49:22,875 --> 00:49:25,416 Mind you, he's been struck off the list, but he's good. 817 00:49:25,500 --> 00:49:26,916 Makes a fortune. 818 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:28,166 Jake. 819 00:49:30,583 --> 00:49:31,916 Do you still have the address? 820 00:49:32,666 --> 00:49:34,666 [chuckles] 821 00:49:34,750 --> 00:49:37,541 -Was it worth it, eh? -Oh, well. 822 00:49:37,625 --> 00:49:38,791 Look. 823 00:49:39,500 --> 00:49:41,125 Just, uh, mention my name. 824 00:49:41,208 --> 00:49:43,291 -Your name? -He's an old friend. 825 00:49:43,375 --> 00:49:45,416 Make sure your girl… 826 00:49:47,166 --> 00:49:48,750 An abortion. 827 00:49:48,833 --> 00:49:50,791 Takes it out of you. Know what I mean? 828 00:49:50,875 --> 00:49:52,458 [laughs] 829 00:49:53,250 --> 00:49:55,041 [doctor] Now, hurry up. Are you nearly dressed? 830 00:49:59,041 --> 00:50:04,416 [children chattering in distance] 831 00:50:04,500 --> 00:50:06,125 Now, when the pain comes back, 832 00:50:06,208 --> 00:50:08,083 I want you to take these pills. 833 00:50:09,791 --> 00:50:11,333 The important thing to remember is… 834 00:50:11,416 --> 00:50:13,000 [clatters] 835 00:50:13,083 --> 00:50:14,375 The important thing to remember 836 00:50:14,458 --> 00:50:16,958 is that you must lie down for at least 48 hours. 837 00:50:17,041 --> 00:50:20,791 And, uh… come and see me in a month's time 838 00:50:20,875 --> 00:50:23,791 and we'll fix you up so this sort of thing won't happen again. 839 00:50:23,875 --> 00:50:26,250 You got somebody to drive you? Next. 840 00:50:26,333 --> 00:50:29,208 Do as I tell you. Go to bed. Come in. 841 00:50:33,583 --> 00:50:34,416 [sighs] 842 00:50:37,833 --> 00:50:38,666 [heavy breathing] 843 00:50:51,916 --> 00:50:53,500 [indistinct chattering] 844 00:50:56,958 --> 00:50:59,541 -[boisterous chattering] -[lively party music] 845 00:50:59,625 --> 00:51:01,750 [whooping] 846 00:51:01,833 --> 00:51:05,000 [lively party music] 847 00:51:05,083 --> 00:51:08,041 [men] Turn around, darling. Take it off. 848 00:51:08,125 --> 00:51:11,666 Take it off. Come on! 849 00:51:11,750 --> 00:51:14,750 [cheering] 850 00:51:14,833 --> 00:51:16,541 [Herbie] Take it off, baby! 851 00:51:16,625 --> 00:51:19,458 [Herbie] ♪ For I'm a jolly good fellow ♪ 852 00:51:19,541 --> 00:51:22,250 ♪ For I'm a jolly good fellow ♪ 853 00:51:22,333 --> 00:51:26,666 ♪ For I'm a jolly good fellow ♪ 854 00:51:26,750 --> 00:51:28,125 ♪ And so… ♪ 855 00:51:28,208 --> 00:51:30,500 If that Herbie doesn't shut that trap, 856 00:51:30,583 --> 00:51:33,000 I'm gonna stick one right on the end of his nose. 857 00:51:33,083 --> 00:51:37,208 ♪ So say all of you And so say all of you ♪ 858 00:51:37,291 --> 00:51:39,333 Why don't you put an egg in your boot and beat it? 859 00:51:39,416 --> 00:51:42,875 Right, darling. Let her perform! 860 00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:44,708 Get off! 861 00:51:44,791 --> 00:51:46,083 [laughing] 862 00:51:46,166 --> 00:51:49,666 Smooth things over. Ow! You son of a bitch! 863 00:51:49,750 --> 00:51:53,041 -Sorry. -Peter, stop it! 864 00:51:53,125 --> 00:51:56,875 Jake, for heaven's sake, do something. Making me look like a fool! 865 00:51:57,625 --> 00:51:59,250 [woman screams] 866 00:52:01,833 --> 00:52:03,500 Stop it, Val! 867 00:52:06,041 --> 00:52:07,708 You old raver. 868 00:52:07,791 --> 00:52:09,791 -Oh! -Peter! 869 00:52:09,875 --> 00:52:11,791 Wait, coming, coming! 870 00:52:12,375 --> 00:52:13,375 What are you doing to my friend? 871 00:52:13,458 --> 00:52:15,083 He called me old. 872 00:52:15,916 --> 00:52:16,750 -[groaning] -[woman shrieks] 873 00:52:17,125 --> 00:52:20,458 -[groaning] -[shouting] 874 00:52:20,541 --> 00:52:22,083 [Peter] Let's get out of here. 875 00:52:23,208 --> 00:52:24,333 Take it. 876 00:52:25,625 --> 00:52:29,250 [party music continuing in distance] 877 00:52:36,083 --> 00:52:37,833 The Lord says a gentleman may… 878 00:52:37,916 --> 00:52:39,083 pass water on the… 879 00:52:39,166 --> 00:52:41,041 rear offside of the vehicle. 880 00:52:41,125 --> 00:52:41,958 Exactly. 881 00:52:42,041 --> 00:52:43,250 Which one shall we pass water on? 882 00:52:43,333 --> 00:52:45,708 Find me a Rolls-Royce. 883 00:52:45,791 --> 00:52:47,666 -Rolls-Royce. -And if you can't 884 00:52:47,750 --> 00:52:49,666 find a Rolls-Royce… 885 00:52:53,333 --> 00:52:54,583 A Jaguar. 886 00:52:54,666 --> 00:52:55,500 Jaguar. 887 00:52:55,583 --> 00:52:57,541 Next best thing is a Jaguar. 888 00:53:02,541 --> 00:53:04,083 Right? 889 00:53:04,166 --> 00:53:05,125 Ready? 890 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,833 -Quit shoving. -I'm not shoving. 891 00:53:17,541 --> 00:53:20,666 [policeman] Come on, then. We sent your friend home more than an hour ago. 892 00:53:26,708 --> 00:53:28,833 [keys clanking, bolt clicks] 893 00:53:32,625 --> 00:53:34,333 [coughs] Morning. 894 00:53:37,750 --> 00:53:42,958 [phone ringing] 895 00:53:46,708 --> 00:53:50,625 [policeman] You'll be required to appear in court at ten o'clock in the morning. 896 00:53:50,708 --> 00:53:54,166 And let me give you a piece of advice. Don't be late. 897 00:54:01,833 --> 00:54:03,791 [doorbell rings] 898 00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:14,333 [doorbell rings] 899 00:54:18,666 --> 00:54:20,166 [doorbell rings] 900 00:54:23,791 --> 00:54:25,291 -[chuckles] -Mm-hmm. 901 00:54:25,375 --> 00:54:28,125 I see public enemy number two is home safe and sound. 902 00:54:28,208 --> 00:54:31,916 [coughs] Well, safe, but I'm not too sure about sound. I've got this… Oh. 903 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,166 Do you have any coffee? 904 00:54:33,250 --> 00:54:35,291 As a matter of fact, I do. 905 00:54:38,833 --> 00:54:41,375 [Peter] And how is our dear old drunken Val? 906 00:54:41,458 --> 00:54:43,000 [Jody] Out, like a light. 907 00:54:50,083 --> 00:54:52,250 Oh, cheer up, Peter. It could be worse. 908 00:54:52,333 --> 00:54:54,458 [chuckles] You want to bet? 909 00:54:57,625 --> 00:54:59,083 Think positive. 910 00:54:59,166 --> 00:55:00,666 About what? 911 00:55:01,416 --> 00:55:04,458 I've lost my wife, I've quit Felix. 912 00:55:04,541 --> 00:55:06,541 I'm rapidly heading for the bottom. 913 00:55:07,166 --> 00:55:09,583 You've got to stop feeling sorry for yourself. 914 00:55:11,166 --> 00:55:13,083 -You're an attractive man. -[scoffs] 915 00:55:13,166 --> 00:55:14,458 And very good at your job. 916 00:55:15,458 --> 00:55:16,875 Some job. 917 00:55:16,958 --> 00:55:20,375 All I know is booking lousy acts, third-rate singers, 918 00:55:20,458 --> 00:55:23,833 -or listening to some idiot actors. -Oh, stop being so cynical. 919 00:55:25,958 --> 00:55:27,333 Don't you ever dream? 920 00:55:29,208 --> 00:55:30,250 All the time. 921 00:55:31,625 --> 00:55:33,291 When I'm asleep and when I'm awake. 922 00:55:33,375 --> 00:55:37,666 [soft pensive music] 923 00:55:37,750 --> 00:55:38,625 What do you want? 924 00:55:40,375 --> 00:55:41,791 I don't know, love. 925 00:55:43,166 --> 00:55:44,958 People are flying to the moon, 926 00:55:45,791 --> 00:55:48,958 kids are turning governments upside down, and I do nothing. 927 00:55:52,125 --> 00:55:54,458 I've got to justify my existence. 928 00:55:55,166 --> 00:55:56,083 [cup clacks] 929 00:55:56,166 --> 00:55:57,166 I have to find something. 930 00:55:58,416 --> 00:55:59,958 Or someone. 931 00:56:21,791 --> 00:56:27,125 [soft sensual music] 932 00:56:51,375 --> 00:56:52,875 You know who I am, don't you? 933 00:56:54,708 --> 00:56:56,916 -You're Roger the Lodger. -Hm-mm. 934 00:56:57,916 --> 00:56:59,666 -The sod. -[chuckles] 935 00:57:05,750 --> 00:57:06,958 I'd better go. 936 00:57:40,041 --> 00:57:43,875 [dishware clacking] 937 00:57:45,583 --> 00:57:47,083 [Val] Pass the marmalade, darling, will you? 938 00:57:48,875 --> 00:57:51,291 [Sarah] Where is it? Oh. 939 00:57:54,250 --> 00:57:55,375 Mommy sits there. 940 00:57:56,125 --> 00:57:58,375 [sighs] Sit where you like, mate. 941 00:58:01,250 --> 00:58:02,375 Fill me up, love, will you? 942 00:58:03,250 --> 00:58:04,708 [groans] 943 00:58:04,791 --> 00:58:06,666 [grunts] Bloody hell! 944 00:58:06,750 --> 00:58:09,541 -Sarah, go and get a tea cloth, quickly. -[sighs] 945 00:58:09,625 --> 00:58:11,500 Oh God. 946 00:58:11,583 --> 00:58:13,833 If you drank less, you'd have a steadier hand. 947 00:58:13,916 --> 00:58:17,291 Are you saying that that was my blood fault? 948 00:58:17,375 --> 00:58:18,458 Val! 949 00:58:19,750 --> 00:58:22,125 Well, stop pretending just 'cause he's here! 950 00:58:22,208 --> 00:58:23,916 -Go and sit down, Sarah. -You think she doesn't swear 951 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:25,250 in front of the children? 952 00:58:25,333 --> 00:58:26,958 Stop shouting! 953 00:58:27,750 --> 00:58:29,208 [sighs] 954 00:58:32,958 --> 00:58:34,458 Good morning, folks. 955 00:58:35,041 --> 00:58:37,791 Welcome to another breakfast show with the battling Pringles. 956 00:58:39,041 --> 00:58:42,791 [officer] Case number five, Your Worship, Mr. Reaney and Mr. Pringle. 957 00:58:44,250 --> 00:58:45,958 [gavel tapping lightly] 958 00:58:46,041 --> 00:58:48,291 [indistinct chatter] 959 00:58:57,916 --> 00:58:59,375 [official] You are charged with committing a nuisance 960 00:58:59,458 --> 00:59:03,041 under section four of the Vagrancy Act of 1824, 961 00:59:03,125 --> 00:59:05,625 behavior liable to cause a breach of the peace. 962 00:59:05,708 --> 00:59:07,833 Do you plead guilty or not guilty? 963 00:59:10,625 --> 00:59:11,708 Guilty. 964 00:59:12,291 --> 00:59:13,625 [judge] Yes, Officer? 965 00:59:13,708 --> 00:59:18,416 I saw the accused lurching in a drunken manor towards the vehicle, 966 00:59:18,500 --> 00:59:22,083 adjusting their clothing by the offside door. 967 00:59:22,166 --> 00:59:23,583 I then stepped out… 968 00:59:24,208 --> 00:59:26,791 [Peter] State your name, age, and size of boot. 969 00:59:27,833 --> 00:59:30,125 I hereby give notice that I love Jody. 970 00:59:30,958 --> 00:59:32,208 Put that in your book. 971 00:59:32,291 --> 00:59:35,041 …and Mr. Reaney replied, 972 00:59:36,333 --> 00:59:38,291 "You have caught us with our knickers down." 973 00:59:38,375 --> 00:59:39,583 [attendees chuckling] 974 00:59:39,666 --> 00:59:41,333 [policeman] I then took them to the police station, 975 00:59:41,416 --> 00:59:43,291 where they were cautioned and charged 976 00:59:43,375 --> 00:59:45,500 and Mr. Pringle said, 977 00:59:46,541 --> 00:59:49,000 "I would rather you did not kiss me good night." 978 00:59:49,083 --> 00:59:51,875 -Mr. Reaney made no reply. -[attendees giggling] 979 00:59:52,458 --> 00:59:54,583 -[judge] Anything known? -[official] Nothing known, Your Worship. 980 00:59:55,916 --> 00:59:58,166 Both of you are old enough to know better. 981 00:59:58,916 --> 01:00:01,708 I advise you to stay sober in future 982 01:00:01,791 --> 01:00:03,750 and be your age. 983 01:00:04,416 --> 01:00:08,958 This juvenile escapade will cost each of you… 984 01:00:09,666 --> 01:00:11,000 two pounds. 985 01:00:11,083 --> 01:00:12,375 [officer] Step down. 986 01:00:16,666 --> 01:00:19,458 From conviction, straight back to hard labor. 987 01:00:19,541 --> 01:00:22,083 No wonder people take up a life of crime. 988 01:00:26,083 --> 01:00:29,583 -I sentence you to deportation for life. -Why? 989 01:00:31,416 --> 01:00:34,208 Because I'm having it off with your wife, that's why. 990 01:00:34,291 --> 01:00:38,416 [indistinct chattering] 991 01:00:38,500 --> 01:00:41,625 [hooter honks, vehicle rumbles] 992 01:00:41,708 --> 01:00:43,625 Hey, taxi! 993 01:00:46,833 --> 01:00:47,708 Val, I'm in love with Jody, 994 01:00:47,791 --> 01:00:49,125 -Do you know that? -Taxi! 995 01:00:49,916 --> 01:00:51,291 See you at the studio, Pete. 996 01:00:52,083 --> 01:00:53,166 -Val… -[car drives off] 997 01:00:56,083 --> 01:00:58,916 [soft piano lounge music] 998 01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:00,666 [Val] Hi, Pete. I thought I'd find you here. 999 01:01:00,750 --> 01:01:02,708 [Peter grunts] Hello, mate. 1000 01:01:03,541 --> 01:01:04,791 Can you do me a favor? 1001 01:01:04,875 --> 01:01:06,375 [chuckles] How much? 1002 01:01:06,458 --> 01:01:09,250 Oh no, it's not money. It's… It's Jody. 1003 01:01:09,333 --> 01:01:11,333 She'd been on at me lately about not taking her out or anything. 1004 01:01:11,416 --> 01:01:14,125 -Remember that girl, Mary Gray? -Be a friend. 1005 01:01:14,208 --> 01:01:17,083 Take her to the movies for me or something, will you? 1006 01:01:17,166 --> 01:01:18,583 I mean, I haven't even started that script yet 1007 01:01:18,666 --> 01:01:21,041 -and I've got to turn it in tomorrow. -Listen, mate. 1008 01:01:21,125 --> 01:01:23,541 -We've got to have a talk. -Look. 1009 01:01:23,625 --> 01:01:25,791 You're not doing anything tonight, are you? 1010 01:01:29,583 --> 01:01:30,625 No. 1011 01:01:43,250 --> 01:01:46,958 [indistinct chattering] 1012 01:01:50,708 --> 01:01:51,791 Hello. 1013 01:01:52,583 --> 01:01:53,541 Hello. 1014 01:01:53,625 --> 01:01:54,916 Afraid we have to queue. 1015 01:01:57,166 --> 01:01:59,875 If we're going to the pictures, you'll have to hold my hand, you know. 1016 01:01:59,958 --> 01:02:01,625 As long as you don't talk during the feature. 1017 01:02:02,250 --> 01:02:03,666 If I whisper, "I love you," then what? 1018 01:02:03,750 --> 01:02:06,000 Darling, control yourself. It's all you have to do. 1019 01:02:06,083 --> 01:02:07,250 Impossible! 1020 01:02:08,458 --> 01:02:10,416 I've read about ladies like you. 1021 01:02:10,500 --> 01:02:14,708 [man] Well, it's like this. Art is dicey, but crap is a guaranteed market. 1022 01:02:14,791 --> 01:02:15,625 [chuckles] 1023 01:02:28,500 --> 01:02:30,416 It wasn't a mistake that morning. 1024 01:02:32,708 --> 01:02:34,416 I loved you all I knew then. 1025 01:02:35,958 --> 01:02:37,333 I love you more now. 1026 01:02:39,250 --> 01:02:41,291 [man] Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid the cinema is full. 1027 01:02:41,375 --> 01:02:42,750 There'll be no more seats tonight. 1028 01:02:42,833 --> 01:02:44,541 -Sorry. -[woman] Oh, now you tell us! 1029 01:02:44,625 --> 01:02:45,875 Sorry about that. 1030 01:02:47,250 --> 01:02:51,916 [gentle music] 1031 01:02:55,333 --> 01:02:57,875 Darling. What's go into you? 1032 01:03:04,875 --> 01:03:08,541 [gentle sensual music] 1033 01:03:14,375 --> 01:03:15,208 [door clicks shut] 1034 01:03:19,291 --> 01:03:20,916 Come up with me and see if the kids are okay. 1035 01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:22,750 Right. Okay, sure. 1036 01:03:43,375 --> 01:03:44,625 [woman giggles] 1037 01:03:45,791 --> 01:03:47,208 [woman grunts] 1038 01:03:50,458 --> 01:03:53,916 [suspenseful music] 1039 01:03:56,208 --> 01:03:58,583 -[woman giggles] -[stifles laugh] 1040 01:03:58,666 --> 01:04:00,458 [giggles] 1041 01:04:00,541 --> 01:04:02,208 Sorry to break up the script, love. 1042 01:04:03,333 --> 01:04:07,250 No big dramas now. Let's not turn a perfectly normal screw 1043 01:04:07,333 --> 01:04:09,291 -into Eastlyn. -Oh, shut up! 1044 01:04:13,250 --> 01:04:16,375 [chuckling] 1045 01:04:18,708 --> 01:04:19,541 Excuse me. 1046 01:04:22,708 --> 01:04:24,458 If you want him, take him. 1047 01:04:24,541 --> 01:04:25,833 But if you just came for a quickie, 1048 01:04:25,916 --> 01:04:27,125 then get out. 1049 01:04:29,875 --> 01:04:31,083 Evening, Frances. 1050 01:04:32,208 --> 01:04:33,458 Pity your figure is gone. 1051 01:04:34,166 --> 01:04:35,708 Let's face it, you get more exercise. 1052 01:04:36,041 --> 01:04:36,875 [clicks tongue] 1053 01:04:37,166 --> 01:04:38,208 [knocks on door] 1054 01:04:38,291 --> 01:04:41,500 Oh, open the door and don't be so stupid. 1055 01:04:44,583 --> 01:04:45,708 What's he doing now? 1056 01:04:45,791 --> 01:04:48,833 He's locked himself in and he won't come out if there's anyone here. 1057 01:04:48,916 --> 01:04:50,416 You'd better go. 1058 01:04:50,500 --> 01:04:53,416 Um… Frances. 1059 01:04:53,500 --> 01:04:55,291 I think I'm gonna drive you home, 1060 01:04:55,375 --> 01:04:57,333 -when you're decent. -Too late for that. 1061 01:04:58,541 --> 01:04:59,916 [sighs] 1062 01:05:04,250 --> 01:05:05,875 Back to bed! 1063 01:05:07,791 --> 01:05:09,166 [Peter] I'll be downstairs. 1064 01:05:11,583 --> 01:05:13,750 Oh, Val, open the door! 1065 01:05:14,333 --> 01:05:16,416 [doorknob rattling] 1066 01:05:16,500 --> 01:05:18,875 -[Jody sighs] -[knocking on door] 1067 01:05:38,375 --> 01:05:40,333 Coming in for a quick one? 1068 01:05:40,416 --> 01:05:43,166 [moped honks] 1069 01:05:43,250 --> 01:05:44,333 Another? 1070 01:05:44,416 --> 01:05:47,750 I was talking about a D-R-I-N-K. 1071 01:05:47,833 --> 01:05:49,375 Oh, a drink, fine. 1072 01:05:53,333 --> 01:05:55,458 No, leave the gate, it's rotten. 1073 01:05:58,833 --> 01:06:00,000 [Peter] Lovely view. 1074 01:06:00,083 --> 01:06:02,041 [Frances] Mmm, the Thames at night. 1075 01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:04,208 And the fairies at the bottom of the garden. 1076 01:06:04,291 --> 01:06:05,458 [Peter] Oh, I see. 1077 01:06:06,208 --> 01:06:08,875 -Watch it. You could break your neck. -I'm watching. 1078 01:06:08,958 --> 01:06:11,250 [moped honks] 1079 01:06:11,333 --> 01:06:14,000 -There's a slippery bit. -Oh, sorry about that. 1080 01:06:14,083 --> 01:06:16,791 Well, this shipboard life, you know, I'm not used to it. 1081 01:06:16,875 --> 01:06:20,916 I bet you're dying to know about your friend Val, aren't you? 1082 01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:22,583 Absolutely intrigued. 1083 01:06:22,666 --> 01:06:25,708 For a writer, he's got no imagination. 1084 01:06:25,791 --> 01:06:28,708 Well, he's just a… kind of straightforward chap. 1085 01:06:29,333 --> 01:06:31,375 Do you know he kept his socks on? 1086 01:06:31,458 --> 01:06:32,791 [chuckles] 1087 01:06:32,875 --> 01:06:34,708 Well, he's kind of absentminded, isn't he? 1088 01:06:34,791 --> 01:06:38,125 Ah, is that what they call it, absentminded? Oh, well. 1089 01:06:38,208 --> 01:06:40,333 Well, I can tell you're my best friend. [laughs] 1090 01:06:42,166 --> 01:06:43,000 [sensual music] 1091 01:06:44,208 --> 01:06:45,250 -[Frances] Peter? -Hm-mm? 1092 01:06:47,666 --> 01:06:49,916 Do you [sighs] want me? 1093 01:06:51,791 --> 01:06:55,291 [scoffs] Well, actually, it's against my competitive instincts to come second. 1094 01:06:55,958 --> 01:06:59,125 You are too far away from me. 1095 01:06:59,208 --> 01:07:04,958 [soft laidback music] 1096 01:07:07,666 --> 01:07:10,041 -Darling. -Mm-hm? 1097 01:07:10,125 --> 01:07:10,958 [glass clinks] 1098 01:07:13,041 --> 01:07:14,125 Do you have any rope? 1099 01:07:14,625 --> 01:07:15,458 Rope? 1100 01:07:15,583 --> 01:07:18,208 You know, all kind of prickly and twisty. 1101 01:07:19,291 --> 01:07:23,166 Oh! You've got the most way-out leather coat. I've seen you wear it. 1102 01:07:26,666 --> 01:07:28,666 Or even better. 1103 01:07:28,750 --> 01:07:32,333 A plastic mat. You know, all kind… 1104 01:07:33,791 --> 01:07:37,083 Oh, these are perfect! Perfect! 1105 01:07:38,666 --> 01:07:41,125 So kinky! 1106 01:07:41,208 --> 01:07:44,458 Listen, if we can't find any rope, we'll have knotted string. 1107 01:07:46,291 --> 01:07:47,458 Oh now, please. 1108 01:07:48,041 --> 01:07:49,500 What's the matter with you? 1109 01:07:49,583 --> 01:07:52,250 What is wrong with a perfectly normal… 1110 01:07:52,333 --> 01:07:54,708 You don't understand. You see. 1111 01:07:54,791 --> 01:07:55,791 You come in 1112 01:07:55,875 --> 01:07:57,666 -and you pretend to be my nanny. -[scoffs] 1113 01:07:57,750 --> 01:08:00,083 -Oh my God. -Are you crazy? Come on. Stop it! 1114 01:08:00,166 --> 01:08:02,583 No, and I've been naughty and you come in with your red booties and you say… 1115 01:08:02,666 --> 01:08:03,750 -Cut it out! -No, look! You say, 1116 01:08:03,833 --> 01:08:06,166 -Are you sick or something? -"Peter, you've left your rice pudding," 1117 01:08:06,250 --> 01:08:09,166 -and then you punish me like dreadfully. -Get out of here! 1118 01:08:09,250 --> 01:08:11,416 Get out of here! 1119 01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:14,541 I thought you wanted to make love. 1120 01:08:14,625 --> 01:08:15,875 Get out of my house! 1121 01:08:15,958 --> 01:08:18,125 -You could've whipped me and everything. -Come on. Get out! 1122 01:08:31,083 --> 01:08:31,916 [whistling sound] 1123 01:08:38,125 --> 01:08:43,041 [woman singing in distance] 1124 01:08:54,750 --> 01:08:55,583 [clock ticking] 1125 01:09:13,375 --> 01:09:16,083 I meant to wait up. It got so late. 1126 01:09:16,750 --> 01:09:18,291 What are you doing here, Angela? 1127 01:09:20,208 --> 01:09:21,541 [sighs] Would you like some coffee? 1128 01:09:22,958 --> 01:09:23,791 No. 1129 01:09:26,416 --> 01:09:28,708 Sorry about Monday at the bank. 1130 01:09:29,583 --> 01:09:30,750 I made Daddy put it all back. 1131 01:09:31,916 --> 01:09:33,250 Keep it. 1132 01:09:33,333 --> 01:09:35,208 I'm serious, I don't want it. Keep it. 1133 01:09:35,291 --> 01:09:37,125 -[Peter sighs] -[Angela] Peter. 1134 01:09:39,083 --> 01:09:40,583 I'm… 1135 01:09:42,416 --> 01:09:43,666 sorry… 1136 01:09:44,875 --> 01:09:45,875 about everything. 1137 01:09:51,750 --> 01:09:53,416 [sighs] 1138 01:09:58,708 --> 01:10:00,291 I'll sleep on the couch. 1139 01:10:00,375 --> 01:10:01,666 Don't go. 1140 01:10:06,625 --> 01:10:10,041 I'd forgotten how awful Dad was to live with. 1141 01:10:14,083 --> 01:10:15,458 Angela, I loved you. 1142 01:10:17,750 --> 01:10:19,083 And I hated you. 1143 01:10:20,916 --> 01:10:23,625 And if I felt either emotion right now, 1144 01:10:25,083 --> 01:10:26,833 it might be worth a try. 1145 01:10:29,708 --> 01:10:30,916 I'm sorry. 1146 01:10:33,166 --> 01:10:35,750 [footsteps fade] 1147 01:10:54,041 --> 01:10:54,875 [brakes screech] 1148 01:11:15,500 --> 01:11:16,958 [door clicks open and shut] 1149 01:11:18,166 --> 01:11:19,875 And where did you spend the night? 1150 01:11:21,208 --> 01:11:22,791 I went home. [sighs] 1151 01:11:22,875 --> 01:11:24,375 Oh. 1152 01:11:24,458 --> 01:11:26,291 Jody's still upstairs. 1153 01:11:27,875 --> 01:11:28,916 How are things? 1154 01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:30,666 [huffs] 1155 01:11:30,750 --> 01:11:32,166 Don't ask. 1156 01:11:32,250 --> 01:11:33,916 Want a coffee? 1157 01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:35,166 [Peter] Yeah. 1158 01:11:37,958 --> 01:11:40,500 -Did she say anything, Val? -You sod. 1159 01:11:41,208 --> 01:11:43,500 You sod, if you'd been ten minutes later. 1160 01:11:43,583 --> 01:11:45,041 [Jody] Who's down there, Val? 1161 01:11:45,833 --> 01:11:47,083 It's me. 1162 01:11:49,333 --> 01:11:50,708 Do me a favor. 1163 01:11:50,791 --> 01:11:54,375 Keep her talking, you know, smooth things over while I go and get dressed? 1164 01:12:03,041 --> 01:12:08,250 [soft pensive music] 1165 01:12:45,750 --> 01:12:46,875 Good morning. 1166 01:12:47,750 --> 01:12:49,291 So formal. 1167 01:12:50,625 --> 01:12:51,458 [scoffs] 1168 01:12:52,541 --> 01:12:54,375 I think love embarrasses you. 1169 01:12:57,791 --> 01:13:00,041 I don't really think I'm used to it yet. 1170 01:13:01,166 --> 01:13:02,500 You'll learn. 1171 01:13:07,458 --> 01:13:09,375 What did he ask you to do? 1172 01:13:09,458 --> 01:13:11,875 -Smooth things over? -Yes, he did! 1173 01:13:14,708 --> 01:13:16,666 [stutters, sighs] 1174 01:13:16,750 --> 01:13:19,916 You see, I… I tried. 1175 01:13:22,833 --> 01:13:25,750 Honestly tried to tell him about us, but… 1176 01:13:41,875 --> 01:13:43,500 Poor Val. 1177 01:13:46,791 --> 01:13:48,916 We're just a habit with each other now. 1178 01:13:49,666 --> 01:13:51,833 [Val] Are you ready, Peter? Let's go. 1179 01:13:57,500 --> 01:13:59,916 [sighs] What are we gonna do? 1180 01:14:01,125 --> 01:14:02,250 Tell him, Peter. 1181 01:14:03,666 --> 01:14:04,625 We've got to. 1182 01:14:05,958 --> 01:14:07,458 Hey, hurry up, Pete. 1183 01:14:20,375 --> 01:14:21,666 See you later, love. 1184 01:14:27,875 --> 01:14:29,833 [Peter] Sorry I embarrassed you last night. 1185 01:14:32,500 --> 01:14:33,625 [Val] Oh. 1186 01:14:35,833 --> 01:14:37,250 You watch where you're going. 1187 01:14:37,333 --> 01:14:38,958 Thinking about Jody and the kids. 1188 01:14:39,916 --> 01:14:42,666 The way things are going, I'll have to spend a little more time at home. 1189 01:14:42,750 --> 01:14:44,166 What? 1190 01:14:44,250 --> 01:14:46,041 Might even finish my book. 1191 01:14:48,083 --> 01:14:49,083 Bitch. 1192 01:14:50,375 --> 01:14:51,541 Who? 1193 01:14:51,625 --> 01:14:52,958 Frances. 1194 01:14:54,250 --> 01:14:55,541 How was the movie? 1195 01:14:56,166 --> 01:14:58,208 We didn't go to the movie, Val. 1196 01:14:58,291 --> 01:14:59,833 -What do you mean? -We didn't go to the movie. 1197 01:14:59,916 --> 01:15:00,958 -[honking] -Val, look out! 1198 01:15:05,541 --> 01:15:08,625 [laughs] Stupid bastard! 1199 01:15:08,708 --> 01:15:12,541 [tense dramatic music] 1200 01:15:13,541 --> 01:15:14,916 Val? 1201 01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:18,375 Val! Val! 1202 01:15:20,750 --> 01:15:21,875 [gasps] 1203 01:15:22,541 --> 01:15:26,500 [tense music] 1204 01:15:35,583 --> 01:15:39,083 "The last will and testament of Val Pringle 1205 01:15:39,166 --> 01:15:41,958 or a letter to those I may concern. 1206 01:15:42,791 --> 01:15:44,291 One of these days, 1207 01:15:45,583 --> 01:15:47,166 I'm going to be taken dead. 1208 01:15:48,708 --> 01:15:51,416 I wanted to write what was in my heart, 1209 01:15:51,500 --> 01:15:52,916 but too often, 1210 01:15:53,541 --> 01:15:55,125 I found it to be 1211 01:15:56,500 --> 01:15:57,916 an empty space. 1212 01:15:59,500 --> 01:16:00,958 To my wife, Jody, 1213 01:16:02,541 --> 01:16:04,666 I bequeath the following. 1214 01:16:06,916 --> 01:16:08,375 I'm sorry… 1215 01:16:11,166 --> 01:16:12,666 for all those times 1216 01:16:13,625 --> 01:16:15,291 I lacked courage. 1217 01:16:16,916 --> 01:16:19,041 You will have all my worldly goods. 1218 01:16:20,666 --> 01:16:24,500 And best wishes for a long and happier life. 1219 01:16:25,083 --> 01:16:26,458 To my children, 1220 01:16:28,416 --> 01:16:30,500 may they grow up strong 1221 01:16:30,583 --> 01:16:32,125 and unafraid, 1222 01:16:33,208 --> 01:16:34,958 with the ability to laugh, 1223 01:16:35,875 --> 01:16:37,208 especially at themselves. 1224 01:16:39,458 --> 01:16:41,791 To my friend, Peter, Reaney, 1225 01:16:45,250 --> 01:16:47,583 I will unashamedly 1226 01:16:48,708 --> 01:16:49,791 my love… 1227 01:16:53,875 --> 01:16:55,500 and all good things 1228 01:16:56,333 --> 01:16:57,833 and I ask him 1229 01:16:59,083 --> 01:17:01,291 to help look after my family. 1230 01:17:05,375 --> 01:17:06,708 Finally, 1231 01:17:08,791 --> 01:17:11,541 I give my… body… 1232 01:17:12,583 --> 01:17:14,333 for what it is worth… 1233 01:17:16,916 --> 01:17:20,291 to a hospital for medical research 1234 01:17:21,833 --> 01:17:22,916 or… 1235 01:17:23,958 --> 01:17:25,458 to a glue factory." 1236 01:17:31,791 --> 01:17:36,666 [woman sobs] 1237 01:17:48,208 --> 01:17:50,000 [Jody sighs] Let's leave it. 1238 01:17:58,541 --> 01:17:59,375 [cups clanking] 1239 01:18:03,833 --> 01:18:05,375 They must be asleep. 1240 01:18:06,583 --> 01:18:09,458 Listen, Barry's Scandinavian tour starts tomorrow. 1241 01:18:09,541 --> 01:18:10,958 You're going back to Felix? 1242 01:18:11,750 --> 01:18:13,125 I suppose so. 1243 01:18:14,083 --> 01:18:15,666 That's what I'm best at. 1244 01:18:17,500 --> 01:18:20,583 Peter, I'm not asking you to choose between me and Felix. 1245 01:18:21,708 --> 01:18:25,000 All I'm saying is, if you decide to play the agency game, 1246 01:18:25,083 --> 01:18:27,291 please don't come home and bitch about it. 1247 01:18:28,916 --> 01:18:31,083 I want a man to walk into the house, 1248 01:18:32,416 --> 01:18:35,333 not a little boy who's been kicked in the playground. 1249 01:18:35,416 --> 01:18:36,458 I know. 1250 01:18:37,166 --> 01:18:40,750 No one's conscripted into being a parasite, but I'll tell you something. 1251 01:18:40,833 --> 01:18:42,625 Since I chose to be one, 1252 01:18:43,708 --> 01:18:45,708 I am going to be the best 1253 01:18:46,708 --> 01:18:47,541 in the business. 1254 01:18:47,625 --> 01:18:50,125 -Good morning. -Oh, good, the whole team's here. 1255 01:18:50,208 --> 01:18:52,583 -Hi, Barry. Can I see you a minute, Jake? -Hello. 1256 01:18:52,666 --> 01:18:54,416 -Yeah. -Oh, thank you. 1257 01:18:55,250 --> 01:18:57,083 -Now, Peter, just a minute. -Excuse us. 1258 01:18:57,166 --> 01:18:59,166 Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. 1259 01:19:01,291 --> 01:19:02,333 Jake. 1260 01:19:03,708 --> 01:19:05,083 Hi, Eric. 1261 01:19:05,166 --> 01:19:07,083 You've done a wonderful job with Barry. 1262 01:19:07,166 --> 01:19:08,833 -Thank you very much, Peter. -No, I mean it. 1263 01:19:08,916 --> 01:19:10,708 -Mr. Braid, I have a message for you. -Not now. 1264 01:19:10,791 --> 01:19:12,291 -He's a pretty tough kid to handle. -Sure. 1265 01:19:12,375 --> 01:19:13,791 -But… -Excuse me. 1266 01:19:15,666 --> 01:19:16,958 We've decided… 1267 01:19:18,875 --> 01:19:20,500 Come in here a minute. 1268 01:19:25,250 --> 01:19:28,000 Jake, we feel you're well worth what we're going to offer you. 1269 01:19:29,333 --> 01:19:31,250 -Peter, that's very kind of you. -[sighs] 1270 01:19:32,666 --> 01:19:34,000 Fifty thousand quid. 1271 01:19:34,750 --> 01:19:35,750 Uh, this is a conference. 1272 01:19:35,833 --> 01:19:39,958 -[man] Oh, I'm sorry. -[chuckles] How much? 1273 01:19:40,541 --> 01:19:43,375 Fifty thousand pounds. That's for Barry's contract. 1274 01:19:44,791 --> 01:19:46,750 All good things come to an end, Jake. 1275 01:19:49,416 --> 01:19:52,291 -But you're not serious. -[Peter] I'm serious. 1276 01:19:56,958 --> 01:19:58,291 Now, look, Peter. 1277 01:19:59,916 --> 01:20:03,291 Barry's… He's my life. 1278 01:20:05,375 --> 01:20:06,833 Besides, I don't think 50,000 pounds 1279 01:20:06,916 --> 01:20:09,000 is a proper return for my part of his contract. 1280 01:20:09,083 --> 01:20:12,708 Well, we think it is. And you'll accept it 1281 01:20:12,791 --> 01:20:15,875 because the only other alternative is a certain so-called doctor 1282 01:20:15,958 --> 01:20:18,416 who carries your name in his files. 1283 01:20:23,500 --> 01:20:24,958 What about Felix? 1284 01:20:25,041 --> 01:20:26,916 There's no connection, Jake. 1285 01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:29,666 -Well, he's just paid for it, that's all. -He knows nothing about it. 1286 01:20:29,750 --> 01:20:31,541 -He's just paid for it! -Prove it! 1287 01:20:32,625 --> 01:20:34,708 And when the public finds out that Barry 1288 01:20:34,791 --> 01:20:36,000 wanted to marry that girl, 1289 01:20:36,791 --> 01:20:38,625 with his heart broken when he learned what you did. 1290 01:20:39,958 --> 01:20:41,125 Oh yes. 1291 01:20:42,666 --> 01:20:43,875 That's very good. 1292 01:20:45,416 --> 01:20:47,083 I shall talk to Barry 1293 01:20:47,166 --> 01:20:49,666 and he'll listen to me because I'm closer to him than you! 1294 01:20:49,750 --> 01:20:51,416 We're clean, Jake! 1295 01:20:52,583 --> 01:20:55,291 Fifty thousand spread over two years. 1296 01:20:56,041 --> 01:20:57,833 That's the deal. 1297 01:20:58,916 --> 01:21:01,500 -Look at me! -[whimpering] 1298 01:21:02,083 --> 01:21:03,541 Deal? 1299 01:21:03,625 --> 01:21:06,541 [sobbing] 1300 01:21:08,791 --> 01:21:10,500 I found him! 1301 01:21:10,583 --> 01:21:12,875 That is the deal. 1302 01:21:15,458 --> 01:21:16,625 What's going on? 1303 01:21:16,708 --> 01:21:20,500 Nothing, I just made a deal with Jake. We'll have that in writing. 1304 01:21:21,375 --> 01:21:26,083 [sobbing] 1305 01:21:27,375 --> 01:21:28,750 [sighs] 1306 01:21:28,833 --> 01:21:29,958 Look. 1307 01:21:30,041 --> 01:21:31,833 I got rid of him for you, Felix. 1308 01:21:32,833 --> 01:21:34,166 You know my price? 1309 01:21:34,916 --> 01:21:36,333 Fifty percent. 1310 01:21:38,041 --> 01:21:39,291 Forty. 1311 01:21:41,083 --> 01:21:43,458 -Can't we negotiate? -No more talk, Felix. 1312 01:21:43,541 --> 01:21:46,833 Remember what you said. I'm like a son to you. 1313 01:21:47,875 --> 01:21:51,083 -What about your resignation? -Forget it, partner. 1314 01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:53,666 I'll tell Barry about Jake. [sighs] 1315 01:21:53,750 --> 01:21:56,250 Yes, you do that. He'll be happy to save the commission. 1316 01:21:57,250 --> 01:21:58,750 That's fine with me. 1317 01:21:58,833 --> 01:22:00,541 We share the money, 1318 01:22:00,625 --> 01:22:02,041 we share the problems. 1319 01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:07,041 [sighs] 1320 01:22:07,125 --> 01:22:09,458 Somebody's got to be at the inquest today. 1321 01:22:11,125 --> 01:22:12,000 What inquest? 1322 01:22:12,583 --> 01:22:13,875 Mary Gray's. 1323 01:22:15,208 --> 01:22:16,083 She's dead. 1324 01:22:16,166 --> 01:22:19,958 [unsettling music] 1325 01:22:20,041 --> 01:22:20,875 Who's dead? 1326 01:22:23,416 --> 01:22:25,666 The girl Barry got pregnant. 1327 01:22:28,125 --> 01:22:29,958 The mother's been taken care of. 1328 01:22:30,875 --> 01:22:32,958 But we don't want the press getting at her, huh? 1329 01:22:35,291 --> 01:22:37,958 So, you'll handle that, will you? 1330 01:22:41,708 --> 01:22:43,916 Pick me up at Barry's house when it's over. 1331 01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:46,083 Partner. 1332 01:22:48,208 --> 01:22:52,458 -[tense unsettling music] -[door slams shut] 1333 01:22:52,541 --> 01:22:54,375 [speaking indistinctly] 1334 01:22:56,458 --> 01:22:57,833 Mary Louisa Gray, 1335 01:22:57,916 --> 01:23:01,125 age 17, death by hemorrhage caused by induced miscarriage 1336 01:23:01,208 --> 01:23:03,125 procured by personal persons unknown. 1337 01:23:03,208 --> 01:23:05,833 Police to follow… Oh, thank you. 1338 01:23:09,875 --> 01:23:12,125 [policeman] I swear by almighty God that the evidence I give to this court 1339 01:23:12,208 --> 01:23:14,750 should be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. 1340 01:23:15,458 --> 01:23:18,916 It appears that the girl went to cartoon cinema sometime in the afternoon. 1341 01:23:19,500 --> 01:23:20,958 [loud bang] 1342 01:23:21,041 --> 01:23:24,500 [cartoon on screen] Sorry, chief, I pushed the automatic destruct button by mistake. 1343 01:23:24,583 --> 01:23:26,208 [cartoon 2] Oh, never mind. 1344 01:23:26,291 --> 01:23:28,166 -Just bring in Yellow Pinkie. -Right, chief! 1345 01:23:28,250 --> 01:23:30,791 Oh, by the way, how do I find Yellow Pinkie? 1346 01:23:30,875 --> 01:23:32,666 Look in the phonebook under Pinkie, 1347 01:23:32,750 --> 01:23:35,375 -what else? -Now why didn't I think of that? 1348 01:23:35,458 --> 01:23:37,833 No wonder he's a chief agent. 1349 01:23:37,916 --> 01:23:40,750 -Where to now with this? -Into the ocean, Morocco. 1350 01:23:40,833 --> 01:23:44,833 -Our target lies a few miles out at sea. -Roger. 1351 01:23:45,750 --> 01:23:48,750 Gosh, you mean we got to bring back Yellow Pinkie? 1352 01:23:48,833 --> 01:23:50,666 Right. And keep your eyes open. 1353 01:23:50,750 --> 01:23:53,458 I got a funny feeling we're being watched. 1354 01:23:53,541 --> 01:23:55,166 [Yellow Pinkie chuckles] These secret agents. 1355 01:23:55,250 --> 01:23:57,250 Don't they know that I, Yellow Pinkie, 1356 01:23:57,333 --> 01:24:00,083 am much too clever to be captured? [chuckles] 1357 01:24:00,166 --> 01:24:01,000 [buzz] 1358 01:24:01,083 --> 01:24:02,666 [cartoon] Just stick close to me, Morocco, 1359 01:24:02,750 --> 01:24:07,250 and you got nothing to worry about. We mustn't be separated. 1360 01:24:07,333 --> 01:24:09,791 Welcome to Yellow Pinkie's island, gentlemen. 1361 01:24:09,875 --> 01:24:12,291 What can I do to you? I mean, for you? 1362 01:24:12,375 --> 01:24:13,666 You can come along peacefully. 1363 01:24:13,750 --> 01:24:17,333 -You're under arrest, Yellow Pinkie. -And if I don't? 1364 01:24:17,416 --> 01:24:20,666 [policeman] One of the patrons had found the girl unconscious. 1365 01:24:20,750 --> 01:24:22,000 I had promptly instructed the manager 1366 01:24:22,083 --> 01:24:24,458 to telephone for an ambulance while I pursued my investigations. 1367 01:24:24,541 --> 01:24:26,541 [manager] Ring for an ambulance. 1368 01:24:26,625 --> 01:24:28,833 I don't want the house lights up to disturb the patrons. 1369 01:24:28,916 --> 01:24:30,500 -Yes, very good, sir. -Shh! 1370 01:24:30,583 --> 01:24:33,291 -[patrons chuckling] -[cartoon] Secret ray gun, laser beam gun. 1371 01:24:33,375 --> 01:24:35,000 I'll use the laser blazer. 1372 01:24:35,083 --> 01:24:37,166 So long, Yellow Pinkie. 1373 01:24:37,250 --> 01:24:41,041 [Yellow Pinkie cackles] This mirror will bounce that laser beam right back. 1374 01:24:42,208 --> 01:24:46,208 [cackling] Imagine, trying to trap me with a crude laser gun. 1375 01:24:46,291 --> 01:24:47,333 How drôle. 1376 01:24:47,416 --> 01:24:50,916 There was no pulse. Immediate cause of death was not apparent. 1377 01:24:52,041 --> 01:24:53,083 Thank you, Officer. 1378 01:24:56,125 --> 01:24:59,166 [judge] The callous brutality, 1379 01:24:59,250 --> 01:25:04,041 the commercial disregard for human life so often present in these abortion cases 1380 01:25:04,125 --> 01:25:06,541 is a cause for the deepest concern. 1381 01:25:07,500 --> 01:25:10,416 When I think of this young girl dying in public, 1382 01:25:10,500 --> 01:25:12,291 in a place of entertainment, 1383 01:25:12,916 --> 01:25:15,250 I see a total obscenity. 1384 01:25:15,333 --> 01:25:16,583 I would like to thank all the mothers 1385 01:25:16,666 --> 01:25:18,791 of all the daughters for making this possible. 1386 01:25:18,875 --> 01:25:20,375 [women chanting] We want Barry! 1387 01:25:20,458 --> 01:25:26,875 [women chanting] We want Barry! 1388 01:25:26,958 --> 01:25:32,250 We want Barry! 1389 01:25:32,333 --> 01:25:36,250 We want Barry! 1390 01:25:36,333 --> 01:25:37,583 We want Barry! 1391 01:25:37,666 --> 01:25:38,958 Wait here. 1392 01:25:39,041 --> 01:25:43,125 [women chanting] We want Barry! 1393 01:25:46,041 --> 01:25:49,916 [chanting] We want Barry! 1394 01:25:50,000 --> 01:25:55,291 We want Barry! 1395 01:25:55,375 --> 01:25:58,416 [screaming] 1396 01:26:15,416 --> 01:26:20,666 [screaming, cheering] 1397 01:26:22,375 --> 01:26:26,875 [Barry laughs] You alright? Hello, everyone! 1398 01:26:28,875 --> 01:26:30,875 Hey! 1399 01:26:32,458 --> 01:26:34,916 Where the hell have you been? Have you got the tickets? 1400 01:26:35,916 --> 01:26:37,916 I've been to see the mother of one of your girls. 1401 01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:42,208 -Hi! -Her daughter died. 1402 01:26:43,083 --> 01:26:44,458 What daughter? 1403 01:26:44,541 --> 01:26:46,500 Mary Gray. She's dead! 1404 01:26:48,958 --> 01:26:50,333 Peter! 1405 01:26:50,416 --> 01:26:53,916 I can't feel sorry for every little scrapper I pick up! 1406 01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:57,875 And there's plenty more where she came from! 1407 01:26:59,958 --> 01:27:04,083 [birds chirping] 1408 01:27:07,708 --> 01:27:08,791 [Peter] Black! 1409 01:27:09,833 --> 01:27:12,375 -[grunts] -[gasping] 1410 01:27:14,625 --> 01:27:16,708 -[woman] Go get some water. -[indistinct chatter] 1411 01:27:36,041 --> 01:27:38,791 -[sobbing] He hit my face. -[woman] It's alright. 1412 01:27:40,791 --> 01:27:41,875 Let's go. 1413 01:27:47,208 --> 01:27:49,458 Let's go. Come on. 1414 01:27:49,541 --> 01:27:51,458 [bright upbeat music] 1415 01:27:51,541 --> 01:27:57,916 ♪ It's a good world for people Who think good thoughts ♪ 1416 01:27:58,000 --> 01:28:03,666 ♪ It's a bad world for people who don't ♪ 1417 01:28:07,125 --> 01:28:10,458 ♪ Bend over backwards ♪ 1418 01:28:10,541 --> 01:28:14,125 ♪ Let your head touch the ground ♪ 1419 01:28:15,625 --> 01:28:22,000 ♪ Faith and compassion Make the world go around ♪ 1420 01:28:23,250 --> 01:28:28,208 ♪ Envy and anger will only destroy you ♪ 1421 01:28:28,291 --> 01:28:32,916 ♪ Resentment will tear you apart ♪ 1422 01:28:33,708 --> 01:28:39,333 ♪ So bend, you got to bend over backwards Bend, you got to bend over backwards ♪ 1423 01:28:39,416 --> 01:28:44,250 ♪ Bend, you gotta bend That's the way to start ♪ 1424 01:28:45,333 --> 01:28:49,458 ♪ All you need is just a heart ♪ 1425 01:28:50,916 --> 01:28:53,333 ♪ All you need is just a heart ♪ 1426 01:28:53,416 --> 01:28:55,083 ♪ How can you stand it ♪ 1427 01:28:56,291 --> 01:29:01,083 ♪ While the universe falls ♪ 1428 01:29:01,166 --> 01:29:04,000 ♪ Start building bridges ♪ 1429 01:29:04,083 --> 01:29:08,833 ♪ And start tearing down walls ♪ 1430 01:29:08,916 --> 01:29:13,875 ♪ Lies and deceptions Are too much to live with ♪ 1431 01:29:13,958 --> 01:29:19,333 ♪ It's time to start playing a part ♪ 1432 01:29:19,416 --> 01:29:22,833 ♪ So, bend You got to bend over backwards ♪ 1433 01:29:22,916 --> 01:29:25,541 ♪ Bend a little, bend over backwards ♪ 1434 01:29:25,625 --> 01:29:29,666 ♪ Bend, you gotta bend That's the way to start ♪ 1435 01:29:31,666 --> 01:29:34,833 ♪ All you need is just a heart ♪ 1436 01:29:34,916 --> 01:29:39,000 [bright groovy music] 1437 01:29:39,083 --> 01:29:44,125 ♪ Lies and deceptions Are too much to live with ♪ 1438 01:29:44,208 --> 01:29:49,375 ♪ It's time to start playing a part ♪ 1439 01:29:49,458 --> 01:29:53,000 ♪ So, bend You got to bend over backwards ♪ 1440 01:29:53,083 --> 01:29:59,708 ♪ Bend a little, bend over backwards, bend You gotta bend, that's the way to start ♪ 100234