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So look, here's the thing.

You're upset a bunch of Wizards came and stole your powers,

which totally sucks balls.

I totally get it.

But.

I kind of feel like you're taking this all like,

really personally and like,

I don't

even know you, lady, right?

If thieves stormed your home in the night

and stole all your coin and then fled, you

would naturally give chase, would you not?

And say in this pursuit the thieves dropped the money

on the ground

and your neighbour

picked it up and kept it.

Now imagine it is not money.

But the lifeblood of your father,

the last breath of your mother,

the power of all the

gods, the magic of the entire realm that was stolen.

And now this magic courses through you,

and you will have the gall to believe that you

deserve it.

This is very personal.

You are very menacing.

I just want you to know that,

like I really I see the presence

that you have and that

goes a long way.

But today I I really wanted to talk about compromise.

There is no compromise.

We knew you were going to see that.

Wisdom of Saruman, don't mess with me, OK?

Give us back Freddie.

You take down this spirity domy magic bowl thing,

and then you know we won't have to

annihilate you into the ground.

It's a good offer.

I'm being serious.

You play as a part of a man.

But you do not play it well.

Give us the powers, child.

All of them.

You are no leader, Billy.

You are a lost boy who likes to make believe that he's a warrior.

OK, look, I might not have as much experience as you

because I'm not like super old like

you, but I think I have a few experiences that you don't have.

Because I've seen all of the fast and the furious movies, lady.

And let me tell you something, it's all about family.

Family guys, that was the signal.

We practised this like one time.

I forgot all about my family.

Didn't you got us?

No, human.

You forgot about mine.

Ohh.

You're wasting my time.

Boy.

Yeah.

Who?

She said.

I didn't see that coming because she didn't go to the eye doctor.

Darlows.

We've taken power from doing your family already,

and now two more must die.

And for what?

So you can keep.

Being so dumb.

My father was actually.

Hiking God of stamina and strength.

He's magical power may go through you,

but you will never be a true God.

Get your dad at super speed.

No.

You OK?

That was fun.

Let's go.

What?

You thought you were just going to some regular Porta potty, didn't you?

Which I can somehow.

Yeah, yeah.

Like, permeates the.

That doesn't matter anyway.

Welcome to the.

Only champions can get in here through any door that we want.

Little thing that we can do, your sisters can't.

Guys, that's what I call a total success.

OK, maybe like a partial total win.

Told you I suck at dodgeball.

Yeah, you do.

Yeah.

But, you know, look, Pedro, we all have our weak spots,

you know what I mean?

And hers and lack of strategic thinking.

Now for the real trade.

Freddie and the staff.

For your freedom.

And get rid of the Dome.

Ohh yeah.

And get rid of the Dome.

Because the City of Brotherly Love is getting a little moist.

Weird choice, man.

Yeah, I regret it.

Dear daughters of ass hatless burn.

I just came up with that.

Make sure you put a dash in there though, so it's really clear, OK?

Man, it's so good having Steve cover grammar and spelling.

So.

A brother for a sister, huh?

How's that feel?

Also, how are you actually sisters?

Because the age difference is very noticeable

and slightly upsetting,

I'm not going to

lie.

Even though I don't like you very much,

I believe everyone deserves human rights.

But you don't deserve strawberry.

You only get yellow.

Ohh.

She's gone.

Wait, what?

I thought we brought her into easily.

She wanted to get caught.

I don't get it.

Where would she even go?

Well, this seemed inevitable.

Yep, we are so lost.

Thanks, bozo.

We're not lost.

Who's the wizard here?

I don't know.

You know you don't have any spells, no magical artefacts.

You know nothing about magic.

You're just.

You're the wizard.

Let's see if that girlfriend of yours can be trusted.

7.

Let's go home.

No.

See what she was holding?

She was an apple and she wanted a snack was a big deal.

From the Tree of life.

She was like, oh, we hold the team.

That was somewhere safe.

Really.

Gosh.

Where are you going now?

No.

Just like there.

That's a hard pass.

That's a hard.

Ohh yo Billy, you got to worry about that one.

It's just elaborate that doesn't go anywhere.

Ancient Greek labyrinth guys.

Porta potty.

That's wrong.

It's over, sisters.

Now we can plant the seed and restore our realm.

Oh, we planted in their realm.

That would destroy their world.

Just as they destroyed ours.

You can't be serious, yes.

No.

No, that's.

We haven't seen half the staff.

You're not wondering.

I should go, not you.

Fuck, I know you're thinking Keith Crush

doesn't exactly sing sneak thief.

Here's the deal.

Your knees crack like crazy when you walk.

It's pathetic, see.

Fortunate to be with you, Freddie.

Just call me Freddie.

Freddie Freeman.

You nailed it.

I'll see you on the other side.

Even if we did the tree of life without pride in their soil,

it would spoil.

It would disfigure into something monstrous.

That is what humans are.

It is only fitting that we bring our monsters to their world

and due to them as they

did to us.

Dance.

Dance.

Humans are villains, even to themselves, not all.

I feel your rage has gotten the better of you.

Then pray to the gods to absolve them.

They actually pray for order and peace

when all they do is dismantle and every time.

And you, I want you to take the apple and plant it in our garden.

It's jammed.

From.

Hi, your favourite her and see how she betrays us.

Deliver him to his no.

Kill him.

And what is that?

I said no ideas.

What made you look?

Your parents?

Mom.

Yeah, no.

So we have a lot to talk about.

Calipso hand me the staff.

You are not fit to wield it.

More fit than you.

You had them in your hands,

yet did nothing for sole purpose

is to avenge our father.

Everyone here has become weak.

Beat him World eater.

Rise from the pit.

Victor.

Victor, wake up.

God, woman.

You gotta go.

You gotta get out of here right now.

I know what this looks like.

That's not true.

I have no idea what this looks like.

Just don't freak out.

Are you doing it?

Don't break out.

Look at me.

It's Billy Rosa.

It's Billy, OK.

And that's Eugene.

And that's.

That's darling.

That's Mary Avi.

And then Pedro.

Just normal Pedro.

Guys, there's no time for secrets, OK?

We have to tell them the truth.

We're superhero.

I'm gay.

Yeah, we know.

But.

Can you?

Yeah.

Yeah.

The wizard.

The wizard.

He's the wizard who's called the wizard right now.

Come on, come on, come on.

Hurry up.

Weird.

You guys are the Philly fiascos.

This is in no way an acknowledgement of that stupid nickname,

but yes, that would be

us.

Now can you pick up the pace?

We have to go.

The dragon is here.

OK.

OK.

I know this is a lot to take in,

but I promise to explain it all later.

Explain what?

Our kids are superheroes being hunted by Greek gods.

They used the dragon to destroy the house we just bought?

Yeah.

Oh no.

OK, that's it.

Ah, again.

Granny.

This is what you want, right?

We're good.

We're good.

We're safe right now.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Mary.

Hey.

Are you OK?

All right.

And where is this dragon?

Fitting place for a carpet.

Ohh.

You know, I never thought I'd say this about a dragon.

But it is the least of our problems right now.

Your world will not survive this.

Yeah, no shit, Merlin.

And.

Are you OK?

Are you hurt?

I'm OK.

I'm fine.

And the God of Rome, this tree.

That's a thing of beauty.

Peace.

It's not meant for the soil of this room.

It's become monstrous by the hand that planted it.

Whose side is she on when

I must try to sway hespera?

Only she can subdue our sister.

I will give it my all or die trying die no,

I'm pretty sure we could come up with an

alternative to dying sweet pretty.

I'm ready if need be.

I've lived a long life.

What are you talking about?

Lived a long life.

We're the same age.

You're young, we're young.

I'm over 6000 years old, huh?

You look great.

Suddenly seems inappropriate.

We can't let her die, she called me sweet.

We have to figure something out.

Take my powers back.

Take my converse back.

You you gave to me so you can take them back right now.

You're no longer the champion.

You are.

You think I know how to fix this dude, but I really don't.

OK?

I didn't even know who those Greek sisters were.

I had to Google them.

But you know who they are, which means you know what to do.

And you were right.

You picked the wrong champion, man.

I mean, that's why I always say all or none, right?

Because without my family or nothing.

And honestly, I have no idea what I'm doing.

No, you don't have a shred of wisdom in that point of yours.

But your heart is wise.

And he knows exactly what must be done.

I spent millennia searching for worthy champion.

And no one was worthy

or what I want shared with my brothers and sisters.

But when you shared your powers.

You did not hesitate.

For you, everyone can be worthy if give it a chance.

No, go fight for your family.

Go fight for the world.

I chose right when I chose you.

Julie, Billy, what are we going to do, man?

Something we always do, Freddie.

Save the God darn world.

I'm going to get that stuff.

And I need you to learn these things away from the stadium

while I deal with the dragon,

all right?

Billy, Billy, can I just see you before you go?

Not this version.

You.

You.

My belly.

Shazam.

Is that why the House keeps getting struck by lightning?

I promise after this.

I don't get eaten by a dragon.

I'm not going to force you to keep me, OK?

I know why I age out soon.

My wonderful, kind, brave son.

You will never age out of your home.

Never.

Now do me a favour.

And I mean this from the bottom of my heart.

Go kick their ass.

OK?

I love you.

You too.

Shazam.

That's going to take some getting used to everybody in the battle, waggon.

I'm trying to spare the things.

Don't you see what you're doing to these people?

I do.

And what I see is just.

That's for a look at this tree.

It's blighted.

It is unnatural.

Here we made a vow to restore our realm,

not destroy another.

A God has answered their prayers at last.

They did not know their place, so I am showing it to them.

No fanatical tone echoes our Uncle Hades.

No, I'm putting an end to this.

No.

If your emotions rest with the humans, so.

Then perhaps you should be.

They know what they want.

So many mentors.

Hey, Steve.

What are monsters afraid of?

King of beast.

Lions.

Unicorns.

Really.

I love Unicorn.

Unicorn does not love you guys.

Unicorns don't exist.

I guess maybe.

Unicorn is the most fearsome creature of its run.

Ruthless and cruel, you know,

like the ponies from your storybooks.

They're low humanity.

Is there anything they do like?

Dark cavern.

Ambrosia, ambrosia.

It's like the nectar of the gods would be sweet like honey.

I have an idea.

Go go.

As many of these people to safety as you can.

Keith.

Was it?

I'm going with him.

Not entirely sure how to how to parent.

Policing.

That was really satisfying.

How is that for you?

Crack.

You're the best, Captain Marvel.

Ohh no bro, it's maximum voltage actually, amongst other names.

We're still kind of works out.

You thought you were invulnerable.

But no, magical fire magic can kill magic.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Magic kills magic.

Where have you lady?

I'm just tripping out

because I've never seen my suit burn like this.

Also, nobody messes with my child.

You know that.

Did matrace?

God.

You think I won't destroy you?

Stop is absorbing it all.

Like a battery.

That's right.

Run.

Terrible.

From the state of savagery, barbarity.

Ohh.

How?

Hello.

It's OK.

Come here.

Dark.

That's OK.

Good girl.

Taste the rainbow.

Good, isn't it?

It's the closest to ambrosia we have.

Good girl.

We're going to need more Skittles.

Hey, it's the rainbow weather.

No, no, no, no.

No.

Lady, Lady, you can't die.

Come on, Billy.

Come on.

Medical powers.

Medical powers.

No, I had a fixed people powers.

Haha.

Clear.

Come on,

Claire.

Let me go to the underworld in peace.

Free.

Lady.

Lady, listen to me.

Listen to me, OK?

I don't want anyone else to die now.

My family.

Not Anthea, not anyone.

We can save them.

It's all came from the tree, right?

I think I might know a way to destroy the tree and the dragon.

All-in-one powers are too great, boy.

Not if I can overload the staff with enough lightning.

Is that enough to kill the dragon and more?

You would annihilate everything that's inside the Dome.

Well then, I have one more favour to ask.

Yeah.

Maiden.

Kill the trade.

Possible.

About.

Yeah.

I've asked you already.

I can't.

What is the God without her power?

The more powerful thing about you is you.

You taught me that.

Yeah.

Why?

That must be super disappointing as a dragon.

Assuming that you are one.

I mean, you fly, you bring fire,

but you also made of wood,

which is a weird flex and

a serious design flaw if I'm being honest.

Ready and they don't.

Oh lady, that's twice.

And I didn't even need a flaming bottle in that time.

You want the staff?

Come get it.

Now where?

Now it's fair.

Now, now.

Let's see.

No, no, no.

Remove the dough.

Soon as I still breathe,

the Dome still stands.

Till I see you on the other side, sister.

Really.

Get out of there.

I can't.

I have to do this.

Billy, what are you doing?

You're not supposed to be in there.

I am.

I used to think that I couldn't do anything right,

that I didn't deserve my powers, but.

There's something that I can do?

I can save all of you.

Yeah.

All of my family gets to live and none of them gets hurt.

Freddie, I've never had a family.

You know that.

Everybody I've ever cared about, they all left me, my mom,

my dad, everyone.

So when I found you guys,

I had to hang on

and I've been hanging on too tight.

No.

I said, let you do your own thing.

Now it's time for you to fly.

What about you?

I'm Captain Henry Power junior.

No, you forget it.

We end this now.

Yeah, we do.

Lie.

Good.

Boy.

The true God.

After all.

He did it.

We must go.

Billy.

Really.

Really.

Really.

Billy, where are you?

Really.

Billy.

Billy.

Billy.

Billy.

Billy.

Dude, wake up.

You did it.

OK, you're supposed to wake up,

but you're part we're supposed to wake up,

supposed to

open your eyes and laugh, and you want to say got me?

Because you got you got me.

Dude jokes over man.

Billy.

Really.

Really.

Come on.

Freddy.

I am.

He's over here.

You asshole.

1414.

Ohh my man.

He was a hero.

He was a hero and a God.

Leave it to rest like 1.

Well, this line ever come back?

This stuff is drained of magic.

Only the spark of a God can restore its power.

And there are no gods, man.

There is one.

Sobbing.

Guys,

what the hell?

You buried me.

It wasn't like 2 minutes.

Ohh Billy.

I missed you guys.

Hi.

Hi.

Sorry, sorry, I didn't.

I didn't see you there.

I was.

I was, I was.

I was dead at the time.

So you.

You got my bird letter.

Oh, I.

I think you've.

Umm.

We're.

As a spider, I'm sorry, that's disgusting.

Also, that's really embarrassing.

But it was an amazing thing you did.

The sacrifice you made.

You brought this world back to life.

Maybe this time God's and humans can learn to live in peace.

Use the power of Zeus wisely.

Be well, Billy Batson.

Hey, you know, just because your father's power

is surging through me,

that doesn't technically

make us related, you know,

and I'm going to be 18 in like 5 months, so.

Stick to saving the world, kid.

Yeah.

You know, like, that's OK.

Cool.

See you.

What's with her boys and older women?

Hey.

Who wants their powers back?

We can do that, right?

Yeah, yeah.

OK.

Good, good.

Back

to that.

Dinner.

Thank you for respecting the cross stitch.

Just come here.

Have you decided what you're going to do

about that God realm of yours?

Actually, I'm going to take some time off while it heals.

Spend some time with the common folk.

Learn some about your world,

about how maybe we can learn from each other #1 sign of

wisdom, admitting there's always more to learn.

I got it.

Guys.

Guys.

It's the wizard.

Oh my God.

Look at this guy.

Now what does this mean?

You look great while I was in the neighbourhood

and I just wanted to express my gratitude

before I go.

Sorry, doorbells broken.

Actually, everything's broken.

Everything.

You were just in the neighbourhood,

OK?

I couldn't put the staff.

Perhaps I will hold on to it for now.

I also wanted to see your face.

It's one last time before turning into a pile of ash.

Making a joke.

I have an overweighting.

Besides, I've been trapped in rocks and prisons for far too long.

It's time to see your world.

It's been an honour.

Privilege watching you also.

You're not such a bad wizard.

Thank you, Jeff.

Never mind.

Also.

What's my superhero name?

Your name

is.

Suzanne.

Import.

I still think we can beat it.