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(NARRA) "Sex, the engine of my life."

(GASPS)

"Sex has given me everything.

Well, everything except life,

that my mother did that one Christmas in 1973."

The child, the child.

"Actually, she says that she didn't give birth to me, that she shit on me.

I was born on December 30, 1973

And even though I almost ended up in the drain

from a hospital run by nuns,

I was always a very happy child.

I grew up in a house of scandal in Enguera,

a small town in Valencia.

Life smiled at us, we had money,

my father owned a number of companies and had a patent

that it provided him with a great fortune;

so to succeed I just had to follow in his footsteps."

What are you doing here?

"Well, some of them.

But who wants to follow in his old man's footsteps ?

if he can run out at full speed and fuck life?

I was clear.

Sex has always been a natural part of my life.

I grew up surrounded by animals

so for me it was a simple instinct, an impulse,

Nothing I haven't seen before."

Nacho, you are cheeky. I'm going to tell your mother.

"What was shocking for me was the crisis,

the ruin,

but sinking my father as I saw him, that did leave a mark on me.

But I looked for my own exits

And deep down, everything was leading me to the same place.

Some think I have a problem

I grew up with an obsession.

No, it wasn't that."

Every day we have to be late because of you.

"I always went with the march."

Come back by bus and no motorcycles, Nacho.

Yes, heavy.

"The speed, the danger,

live on the edge,

the pasta and why not admit it,

be the best.

Let's see, being born with a big penis conditions your life a lot.

I love giving pleasure and if it's fucking, much better.

It's a pity that some people like it."

(GASPS)

Have you pricked it? I have required it punctured.

You'll see Marta when she finds out. She won't find out.

lullas! -OK. Nacho, pass me the lollipops.

-That, guys! The pills, the pills!

-And for you. -This for you as a gift,

that you are very pretty -Come on, everything is already sold here.

Where we go? -To the shack, right?

huh nacho? For the shack. Yes, but with that one there.

Other?

"Exists" yes, "exists" no.

"Exta" I like it, I like it.

You sons of bitches!

Chiquitán, chiquititantán, what a tummbán,

that they knock down, that tepetep, tampampán, that they knock down, that pin.

What a dude machine.

(SHOUTS)

Chiquitán, chiquititantán, what a tummbán,

that they knock down, that tepetep, tampampán, that they knock down, that pin.

"Exists" yes, "exists" no.

"Exists" yes, "exists" no.

"Exists" yes, "exists" no.

Chiquitán, chiquititántán,

that they knock down, that tepetep, tampampán, that they knock down, that pin.

Chiquitán, chiquititántán,

that they knock down, that tepetep, tampampán, that they knock down, that pin.

Come on guys!

(DANGEROUS)

Let's see, everything you have throw it away, okay.

Turn off the music.

Pick up the cans, everything goes.

Drop the joint, cunt. Are you stupid or what?

Let's see, serious, serious.

Damn, a crippled whore.

Good evening, agent.

Gracias.

We are not going to find these three partying of course.

Have you seen how his arm was?

Fuck!

Was it an uncle or yours or something? Shall I stop and say a few prayers?

Oh my gosh, the party's on!

-That's it, the dead... they are dead.

Balls! And the living continue!

Toma.

Here. Caladita.

Wake up, go take a bath.

¡Eh!

Do you want me to rescue you?

(YELLS) Son.

ow ow! Nurse! Nurse, that kills me.

You are going to kill me. Wow, exaggerated.

Nacho, you've been away from home for four days

on the bakalao route. No, no, no, no, now...

Yes, now. Really, mom?

I spend my life working like a mule

to get this family forward and you...

Your father is very sick. Well, let him get to work.

What have you said?

At your age, he already had two companies in charge

and an international business, that's more than you'll ever have.

We'll see about that. we won't see

From the outset, you didn't even want to study.

Study... If they suspended me until recess.

Nacho, are you going to be involved in those bad rolls all your life?

If you want to compare yourself to your father,

Show what you're worth and get to work.

(Timbre)

(SILBA) ¡Marta!

Nacho! Nacho!

Let's go to the cinema? No no.

My parents are not at home, home theater.

Something happens? nothing, what am i thinking

in looking for a job. Other? But what about Arnau?

With Arnau I pass.

I say one of normal person to give him a hand

to my old lady at home. Well, either that or I'm out of here.

and problem solved, so nobody eats my head.

But how do you go? That's not even a joke, huh?

I talk to my old man.

That? With your old man?

Yes, with my old man, Nacho.

He can place you as a delivery man in a supermarket.

I introduce him to you, you talk to him and we make ours official.

For For For For For. For the car.

Are you freaking out? No, I don't freak out, Nacho, damn it.

So you have a job. If I see you in uniform,

I get super hot.

Friend, friend.

You're going to go cross-eyed. Butanero, policeman, plumber, priest.

Do you see it, Nacho? The uniform is fashionable.

Fuck with the romantic. That's also romantic, isn't it?

Marta, parents don't like their daughters' boyfriends

and less if they are like me.

Yeah, but they don't know all your virtues.

You don't know how much I want you to fuck me.

This.

This next to me is a tolai. Tolai.

Very good, in the end they get married.

¡Hola!

¡Hola!

The one from the supermarket!

Hola.

Ma'am, should I put it inside you or is your husband already putting it in?

You want a beer?

(GASPS)

Come on, freak!

What a porn movie this fagot has made.

You do not believe me? Sure, I fucked myself the other day

a la Sharon Stone and your mother too.

-Clean yourself, you eat the same as you fuck,

piece of piggy No, man, play something.

If I win, you quit that shitty job and come back to walk with us.

And if it's true that I screwed it, tonight I'm going to dye your hair

the color that comes out of my eggs.

That's good, huh? Very good very good.

Demonstration. Hey!

You are a ghost, ghost. -A lot of talk, a lot of talk.

¡Eh! ¡Ooooh!

Give me a touch up, come on. Put your hand in the hat.

Fucking yuck, you!

The king of beds. I freak out with you

-If this is an old girdle. -That's fucking disgusting, man.

-That's how I fuck too. -Bastard.

What are you going to fuck? If you are 22 years old and you don't get up, go.

If you could see the happy face he put on, man.

But what the hell do you give them? my greatest pleasure

is to make them squirt in bed. I surrender

I lose my selfishness in bed, you know?

I like having a hair dryer

next to the bed to dry it later.

If I don't dry the bed afterwards, I've done it wrong.

Take note, guys.

If it doesn't fall on the bed, it means you've done something wrong.

Very well, professor, we take note. Here, a souvenir.

Bribe.

Has he paid you a 1,000 pesetas tip ?

Sex and money, the two engines of my life.

Are you a bitch or something? -Are you a bitch?

No, I've been told that the customer comes first.

Wasn't it Marta or the father who paid you?

For giving good service. So what?

After this... Hey, we haven't forgotten.

What color are we going to dye your hair?

(Music)

Do you want water? -Yeah.

You are the girl from the beach. I thought she was freaking out.

What is your name? Sarah called me.

Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah. Sarah, give me your hand.

Run, run, run, run.

Have you seen how you have put me? How do I put you, right?

That's what you get into. Want?

Do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to call an ambulance

it's not going to be that you faint again.

Have you washed this with hot water?

Why don't you wash your little mouth? Forgive me, forgive me.

Sorry Sorry. Let's start over.

Rewind, rewind, rewind. Yes, rewind.

I'm Nacho. Delighted. Sarah.

Want? Yeah.

Will you open it for me? open it for me

Do you know that the last time this happened to me they ended up paying me

for my services? Yeah?

Yes, you have to be good. And what was the service?

I am a supermarket delivery boy because I have superpowers.

I lift a box and tell you the exact weight. Look, demo.

53,5.

I do have superpowers, I lift things without touching them.

You son of a bitch!

Chick. call me baby again

and I rip your balls off. Every day with a fox.

What are you telling me? I know perfectly well that you are with 300

while you go out with me

How many times have we talked about this already?

A thousand fucking times what do you want?

I want to be the only one, Nacho, don't you understand?

I want you to be alone with me. Is it so hard to understand?

-That's it, okay? -Fuck you!

(Timbre)

-Music, turn down the music. Hey!

(SILBA)

They are the neighbors. They're going to break the door if you don't shut up.

- What neighbor or what neighbor? That there is not here

-Open up! Police!

(Timbre)

The shock. The fucking shock!

-All to hell. Up the ass or down the toilet.

Up the ass or down the toilet.

Sorry, man.

(Timbre)

Up the ass or down the toilet, up the ass or down the toilet.

Nacho. Nacho. That?

La Marta is crazy screaming. The Martha, the Martha.

He's riding a fucking chicken. She has lost the pot.

Nacho, Nacho.

-This is the last thing, Samu, here. -To pull the chain, okay.

Put your hand in there. -I?

Yes, put your hand in. Come go. -Get it, damn it!

Come on, hurry.

¡Samuel, guests!

(Screams)

Out, out, out, out. What are you doing?

Motherfucker! We've got the cops out.

Stop riding the chicken, auntie. The mother who bore me!

You're a disgrace! Stop behaving like this.

That I cut in your fucking face.

That you only fuck with me, you don't fuck with anyone.

I refuse to share you. Hey! Listen to me.

This is the bet. You're going to hurt yourself. For!

Quiet, cunt. What the fuck are you doing?

Promise you won't leave me, Nacho.

(Timbre)

Let's see, not a fucking joke, everyone serious here.

"Bona nit, agent".

-What happens, that you did not hear the doorbell?

-I was taking a shit, sir. -We were.

-Agent, excuse my friends. -Come, to the street, to the street.

Come on, the DNI and everyone to the street.

-I was shitting, huh?

When I have a problem, I'm going to give you hosts in your house.

Yes, calm down.

Thanks Dad. I will talk with him.

No, no, no, no, don't worry. Thank you.

Grandpa told me

that you have been wanted by the military police for a year.

I? If you.

No, that is impossible. How does he know that?

Because he is a colonel and they notified him of your arrest.

-What have you done, Nacho?

What did grandpa say?

-Professional Army Specialist one year

or you go two to the military prison. -Now you've messed it up.

-Don't start. Enough! Enough! First things best, right?

Well, let's see what we do now.

Now you go to the barracks and find out the options you have.

Your grandfather has told me about the COEs,

skiers, climbers and, I don't know, a lot of other things.

I tell you one thing,

everyone, everyone except the Legion.

Do you think I'm stupid?

(horn)

What's up with you? Come on, go over there.

One, two, one, two, one, two...

High! Air! Rest weapons.

Discretion. (ALL) -Legion!

-Hey, man, how is that you do?

-What are you, the majority of your people?

No, my sergeant!

I've been doing martial arts since I was little, my sergeant.

Rest.

Firm, ar!

Over the shoulder, weapons!

Are you going to leave it on the ground?

Again, dude!

One day of arrest. I?

Two. Yes, my sergeant.

Again.

One week. But, my sergeant...

(CHISTA) See you, cheerleaders,

you will be confined until this bunch of useless

dance the CETME like you. Yes, my sergeant.

You are going to learn what discipline is,

loyalty and honor.

Here one falls and we all fall, do you understand?

Yes, my sergeant.

Hey man, sorry about earlier.

Be on your guard. That?

That you be on your guard.

How they screw me again because of you,

You better sleep with one eye open

so wake up, you hear me?

You heard me? Yes yes.

Cucha, this is the mili.

Stand firm, return to the field, nominees,

that you are not pa' so much, eh?

Recruit clumsy, pick up Marlen, dog.

He only gave me a commission, broker.

That's how you left my heart, broken.

My tigers never tell because they are blocks.

Gang forever together, under the block.

Do not send WhatsApp to the dealer, hit him a touch.

If you want to be a leader, come, take the ticket.

If I hit you a combo, I give you a perfect, Tekken.

Toto boy, fat tail, let's barter.

We finished the powder, I had tremors.

I tighten screws, they call me Black & Decker.

I'm like Amadeus and my epitaphium, Requiem.

This sounds like porn, it's not Gustavo Bécquer.

It is egotrip in its purest essence.

If this is the military, conscientious objector.

Legal drugs, legal pills,

hard drugs, legal records.

Highwayman, Dalton brothers. Came from the ghetto "Up to the sky"

just in one jump.

You can see me in the movies, I jump off a ship.

Sometimes I hear voices like Donnie Darko.

This boxing thing is good for you.

I would be interested if you could teach me some techniques.

Yes, my sergeant.

I'm going to give you the hosts... Yes, my sergeant.

Started from the bottom, city of Compton.

We are from the street, with a wink I catch it.

No, goat, there is no deal, there is no pact.

They snort dust and smoke weed.

I accumulate wood fines, a beaver.

I, lady gambit; you, check the shepherd.

He does it on purpose, shotgun, impostor.

The boss goes through the warehouse, screams sound.

He went out the door, asked him for the settlement.

From slum, let's make it rich.

We are from the street, with a wink I explain.

This is the military, stand firm.

(ALL) Nacho, Nacho, Nacho...!

Have you already fucked the goat or not? No, no, not yet. Give me time.

But look, I've got a girlfriend. Her name is Philip.

Do you want me to introduce it to you? Felipe, she says hello.

(COOL)

How's the latrine cleaning going? My mother is going to freak out when she sees me.

I scrub, wash, iron, even cook, bastard.

You didn't go to the military, you went to a camp for young ladies.

It's not any joke. Here they break your ego, guys.

They catch you whistling and step on your neck.

You lost the pot with the Legion.

Pasta. What I am going to do? They paid much more.

Now even my mother thanks me.

I'm sending money to help her at home.

That is very hard, Nacho. -Host!

Do you already have a nom de guerre? Yes, bazooka.

because of the black tail that the bastard has.

-Nachete, do you know that this one still has a yellow head?

Not seriously? Yeah.

Do you know what they call me here? Let's see, let's see What is your name?

Jorda boxer. The first day I sparred

I put four to sleep. Panchito, little bit down and to the ground, you know?

The controls saw it and they put me to teach them.

Don't fuck with me that you're thinking of staying.

No, this is a trick to survive,

Here you have to be alert. You look like my father.

-Listen, Nacho, one thing I wanted to ask you.

Now that you're no longer together,

You don't mind that I fuck Marta, do you?

To the Martha? She says that Marta nothing.

She is with a friend from Bombilla and she is much calmer.

-We're going to keep an eye on this one, don't worry.

-Nacho, that was a joke, that was a joke.

La Marta is a hangover. -Get hooked on her hard drug.

Well, boy, that this is over. When you come?

Well, I don't know, I'll tell you. OK. And I'll make you a good one.

-That, that. Cheer up, tete, there's less left.

Come on, bastards, badass! Come on!

That I miss you. Come on.

No, but leave them in little piles. They are already counted.

These yes they are. Look here. and last month

You didn't tell, did you? -No, but it was you.

-Put it there, will you? The thing about this envelope would be missing.

Oh, daughter, I don't know what I would do without you.

Here the Legion! Nacho!

But how did you get in, man?

At your command, my captain.

The legionary knight Ignacio Jordá González presents himself.

Be careful, mom. Be careful with this one, let it thong you.

No, it helps me a lot with the household bills.

-So you can see. Yuck, man, you smell like tiger.

Remove remove. I love you too.

How the army has changed you, right?

-You are very handsome. -You are strong.

-And handsome. I'm going to show you the decorations

to the best legionnaire knight of 94.

Signed by the colonel and the captain. Wow!

What terrifies me is knowing what you'll do now that you're back.

Find my life, as I have always done.

And dad?

In bed. Again?

Yeah.

She had a bad outbreak two days ago and she ran away from home.

They have given him a stronger medication and so at least

He already has his euphoria under control.

I'm going to talk to him.

I hope you're proud.

(Music)

Look look.

I had never seen a woman so scantily clad.

What's happening?

Leave, we have to eat the rest.

-Some shots.

Sweetie, four shots and one for you, okay?

Warming up engines, warming up engines.

Isn't that the one you like? Hey?

That's the one you like right there, isn't it? - Holy shit, it's true.

Do you really not want me to buy you a drink?

No, thanks. Come go.

Make no mistake, darling, I just don't dance.

Are you going to leave me with this heat?

I already told you that's what you get into.

A beer, love.

And what is this from?

Less wolves, I've seen them in all colors now.

I had never seen a woman like you.

That he tells you no or that he does not pay you for your services?

I think you remember me well. What happened to that, two years?

That's why I marked you.

It's just that one doesn't always witness scenes like that girl's.

It is that there are loves that kill.

And unacceptable offers.

How much do you want?

I'm not leaving here without fucking you.

(Screams)

What's up, are you in a hurry or don't you see yourself to repeat?

What I don't have is more pasta. But yes, a dick from the host.

You are good. You too.

Well stay.

Seriously, I don't have any more dough. It won't be work, chicken ass.

Invites the House.

Why whore?

Why not?

I'm not going to tell you my life if that's what you want.

Ok.

Then what do we do? Well now I have to work.

Come now! Yeah.

You have ten minutes to disassemble the float.

Look, you and I have clicked and this has been fate,

who wanted us to meet after two years.

We have to celebrate it. We've been celebrating all weekend

three days non-stop. I don't do that with anyone.

Forgive me, forgive me. That? Where? There?

I want a churro. I am not bride meat

if it is what you want.

A churro. I don't want to.

I was thinking one thing. What thing?

And if you did? The fact that?

Your job. And why am I going to leave my job

if I love my gig?

But you can always do something else.

We could do something together. Together? Are you going to come to fuck?

Hey, you can rethink it with what you do.

A show, a show. I don't know, something will occur to us.

This sounds hesitant to me.

Nacho, I've had a great time with you this weekend,

tremendous, fantastic, brutal.

But... We have already arrived.

It's true, this is your house. I invite you another day.

Give me your arm. So that?

It was the 5th left, right? Yes. How do you remember?

You can call me now. I delete this now.

You like paella? Yes because?

Save yourself Friday. You are going to eat a paella...

The best paella you have tasted in your life.

The best. I'm coming to find you. AHA.

"Merci", guapa.

Give my regards to your daughter. Thank you. From you.

Your head goes.

You have won the city of the fartons .

Yeah, but he had understood that we were going to a restaurant.

Is better. Have you seen how I'm dressed?

You're perfect.

Well. -Enrique.

-That the house is sad. -You can stop?

-Man, what are you doing? Get that off the wall already.

-Enrique. -Then you take this sheet

and cover the table. what are you doing there?

You have to be painting that piece.

Come, come, come, come, quickly. What are you doing there?

You have to be there painting. That area is yours.

Dad. Man, the one that was missing.

-He has stopped the medication. -I have heard you.

Yes, I have stopped the medication, that's why I have the authority again.

Dad please. And now I'm going to paint.

No, don't talk nonsense. You are not going to paint.

And you three come on, you can get out, to the fucking street.

That they are not going to leave.

This house is a mess, it needs to be painted.

Do you realize that you are losing the pot?

If you realized, you would get to work

like your father has done all his life.

And your mother shouldn't have to be scrubbing floors.

It's because you spend your fucking life lying on the sofa.

Are you going to disrespect me now? Nacho, let's go.

That, go with the whore you came with.

-Enrique. Tart?

Yes, whore, cocksucker. Tart?

Sara is not disrespectful. Are you going to yell at me?

Are you going to give me lessons? You are a taramba!

You have never done anything in your life.

I'll take something out there and I'll wait for you. Come.

Thanks for the attempt.

I know you wanted to make me feel special.

It's that you are special.

But you're not my pimp.

Don't stay and wait, come on, this is just gigs,

pure show.

Go home and check on your dad, okay?

Nacho, what are you doing here? Where is?

Nacho, go away. Nacho, do you want to get out?

But who is this? Who are you?

Get out now, Nacho, really.

I have paid for a service. Cover yourself, please.

It's not funny, Nacho, I'm working.

You don't want to see a good show.

Do you want to see a real dick? Well tell him. Tell Sara, tell her:

"Sara, I want to see a real dick."

One moment, sir.

Now to clean the fucking shit out of here. quiet.

Nacho, I'm telling you to get out of here,

I don't know when you decided to get into my life.

Leftovers. That you go away I won't repeat it to you, Nacho,

Get out of here, I'm working.

Sarah. Now you're leaving my house.

You're leaving right now. I want to see a real dick.

Bingo! Of course!

Because a gentleman like you can't leave here

without seeing something that you can never forget.

You are ready? Yes Yes Yes yes Yes.

tach! Holy God!

That's the one who gave me this. that you stop

I told you to clean up the fucking shit.

You are like a fucking goat. Let me.

Let's make Mr. Shit enjoy himself.

We are going to make you spend an unforgettable time.

Sarah, honey, please.

I'm crazy because you drive me crazy.

You're forgetting to fuck, I'm not going to fuck.

Excuse me. I'll pay double if you let me look.

Of course you're going to pay double, whatever I tell you right now.

Who has given you permission to speak?

On the fucking ground, disgusting. How disgusting you give me.

My God, you are disgusting.

I feel like throwing up when I look at you.

You like this? Yes Yes Yes.

Come on, we're late. The other day I lost my mind.

Don't talk nonsense, it came out of the host.

We are going to succeed.

Do you know how many guys I've been with in my life?

With hundreds, Nacho.

And what you do I have never seen.

You have a gift and you have to exploit it, listen to me.

If you want to be someone, this is going to be your place.

Pay attention to me. Come here.

There it is.

Thank you, Pilar. See you at night.

Sorry, we had a casting.

Do you know who we have to ask?

Yes, it's downstairs. Ask for Lady. Thank you.

You two come right over.

(GASPS)

For.

Very well thank you.

We call you, do not worry.

-Thank you. -To you.

- Bye -Bye, honey, bye.

- What a mess of a day. These will be the last, right?

- What's up, if there are still those.

Do you want me to take off your dressing gown? No, thanks.

Perfect. All yours.

How bad is it, huh? -Yes Yes.

I sometimes still dream of the first day.

Are you OK?

What's up guys? Hey! How are you?

To the mess, right? Whenever you want.

It seems like a lot of little dancing to me.

-What a dick. -Jesus, Mary and Joseph.

- What a fabric.

Blessed is she who knows how to wait.