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- See the rest I want to use it to make stew oo...

- You will give me out of it... - Okay guys...

_Really? - Sorry...

- Can you be serious for ones? - Okay...

- You like food and that's the problem - Okay!

- Congratulations to all three of us... - Mhmm...

- Even though I am not graduating with you ladies... - Umm...

But you will join us next year...

Is it not one semester... Abi?

That is if modeling hasn't found me by then...

- You wish... - here?

- On a more serious note... - Mhmm...

I need for us to promise each other one thing...

What?

- That we are always going to stick together - Forever...

- Okay I think we should toast to that - Yes...

- Ummm... - We need cup...

Ahn-ahn...

Simple thank you. Thank you

Is it hard?

After I used my hard earned savings, money I’ve been saving to open my real estate firm

I brought from it, my own hard earned savings...

to make sure that this our hangout is memorable...

See the way you are eating chicken...

- But we said.. - In fact you've eaten before...

- But we did... - When... how ?

- Well we did say thank you... - When you came, we hugged you...

We did now...

- Okay... - See we are not hungry people oo...

And this.. You all...

- Come and be... carry your chicken and be going... - Are you..? Wait...

- better carry it and go... - Yes! When you people learn how to open...

...Your hungry wretched mouths to say thank you...

...Then you can come and meet me...

- Hold me... - Ha...

Ahn-ahn... Don't you have any shame?

Somebody just called us Paupers... Do you know what that means?

That we don't have money... Our destiny doesn't have money

You're still eating the chicken...

But there's a big piece there... Let you're just going to let it waste?

She just said we don't have money..

- Have you not eaten this chicken before? - Words don't mean anything..

Hi...

My name is Roli Osunkoya, CEO of Roli’s properties

Over the years we have grown to own large acres of land all over Lagos...

Amuwo odofin, Ibeju Lekki, Sagamu and in Abuja

For our 7th year anniversary we are doing a 25% discount...

...On every plot of land you purchase...

- And also a bag of rice... - Okay, okay... cut.. No...

Please, No..

- What is wrong with this recording now? - You're just not doing it right.

- But I was eloquent and you know.elegant - No. No you were not.

You weren't pronouncing somethings well... what is "anniversary" Anniversary...

No punctuation, nothing... Bag of rice, really are they hungry?

Ify... I don't do your instagram videos...

I'm not all those your... that you do up and down...

- I'm an executive... - Well excuse me...

What is wrong with slaying selling your market...

- I'm an executive... - What does that have to do with

Oya now..

Rolake I just started this work two weeks ago and I'm already going late... Please now..

If I had money for transport fare, I won't wait for you oo...

What is it? What is it?

Didn't they buy toy for you when you were growing up?

- Sorry, I'm running late... - You are running late to where?

That's why you want to block my eardrums?

The late that you are talking about to the job you are talking about..

- Who got the job for you? - It's you now...

Ahn-ahn... I wonder...

- Sorry, I'm just... - What are you putting on?

- You look like Saturday and Sunday together...

Ahn-ahn! Even if you are poor, do you have to dress poor?

Do you have to dress for the whole world to know that you are poor? Ah!

- Come let me look for something that you will wear - I did not dress poor...

I'm okay like this..

What did you say?

- I'm poor - let's go...

Close my door and come let me help your life!

Ahn-ahn...

You look very tattered... Go in...

- You don't look good truly... - I don't look good?

- In your mouth? - Umm...

- At least I'm going to work, do you have work? - But I look good...

- You don't look good. - go and change...

Why didn't you keep the same energy...

Ify!

- What is it? - Ahn-ahn!

- One horn, you are supposed to come out now.. - Sorry, what?

- Ehen, don't forget to... - To wash the kimono that I used for the pool party yesterday...

- It's yours, I know , you've told me. - Good girl...

You've mentioned like six times today already

It's just a reminder. And do not...

do that thing you do, where you use plate and don't wash it

- Okay? - Okay...

- And erm... What else.. What else... - Babe can we go?

I don't understand... Please don't hound me...

If you cannot wait, go and enter BRT . I'm only doing you a favor.

Ahn-ahn. I'm I supposed to take you to work?

And you are telling me "Oya" in my own car again.

Ehen you, do not forget to--- - To off the fridge once NEPA takes light...

- Yeah, I remember that too - Good...

The inverter must not die before I get back o...

And no diesel... No diesel !

- Erm what else, what else... - There's nothing else, let's just go.

No.

Don't do that next time. The next time you try it, I'll walk you down...

If there's any other thing, I'll call you and let you know, Okay?

- Yes Ma... - be a good girl... Have a nice day...

- You too mummy... - Oya open the gate...

- Excuse me? - Open the gate.

- Perhaps I should drive you to work - No you don't have to..

Open the gate, If I remember any other thing I need you to do, I'll call you, okay?

- Yeah right... - Oh...

- Tolu good luck with the ride... - Hmmm.

Hurry up!

Hi guy...

So who's a perfume freak like me?

I mean who likes to collect perfume just like I do...

I can spend my last dime on perfumes

So this is heat. You already know by who..

This is Alisan, this a custom made Arabian scent

It's an Arabian oil customized just for me...

I also like wigs , I like my bags... This is my bag collections.

I mean if you work hard just like me, you could get all of this, you know....

This is like motivation kind of day...

Then these are my shoe collections, I love my shoes...

This is my life..

Okay... Wow!

Let me edit this one...

Four point nine million sir

Yes sir... Per Plot; but it's a full plot sir.. It's 650sqm...

Sir I don't think so... I think it's good...

But we are running a promo now...

You can get 25% discount on any plot of land that you buy...

Oh fantastic available sir...

And if you increase the number you know, we can throw in a few more incentives...

Like clearing the land... and you know, help you do...

At your earliest convenience sir

Okay... Thank you sir. I'm sure you will like it...

I'm very sure that you will like it...

And the thing is you ac easily start building like right away...

Yes and the road is already been graded now, so...

And I'm sure that it's a great investment sir. It's a worthy investment.

Okay sir... Should I pick them up?

Okay, thank you sir...

- ♫Hey all I do is win, win, win♫ - hmn-hn...

- Oh My God, Wow... haa! - Wow...

- Somebody looks happy - Oh my God. I'm not even happy, I'm overjoyed...

Mr Wellington just called me now with good news

- So tell me.. - So

Lets just say; by this time tomorrow, I’ll be some millions richer...

Nice!

- All I do is win you know.. - Girl!

I just win in this life, that all I came to this life to do...

Haa thank God, finally we can go for shopping.

- Eh? - Shopping.

Shopping? I don't even understand you...

So I will work hard and make my money...

Then you want to shop with my money?

- How much do you make, do you make any money? - Roli...

No, no, no, don't "Roli" me. Shopping ko, shopping ni...

- Hey, someone is on a mood...

- I mean I jus-- - Why are you carrying my bag?

- What bag, this one? - No.. The one behind you...

- Yeah, I don't have time for your... - Do the needful.

What needful...

- Ah, Roli?

Roli are you serious?

Roli are you serious right now?

Pack your load...

You'll tell me if I bought the bag for you. "Roli really?"

Now you want to go and go shopping with my money...

- Clear my table please.. - Please don't break my mirror

You are just going to look at me... Have you seen what I look like?

From head to toe, have you looked at me.. You are going to make me carry a nylon bag?

Is it not me that bought the dress for you?

If you annoy me, I'll have you remove this dress now...

- Please take this - Let me take it, don't break my mirror

Let me call my clients...

Are you leaving? Are you leaving?

Argh... I thought she came to visit me, why is she now angry?

- Hey...

- Hey... - Wow! Collins hi...

- How are you doing? - I'm fine thank you.

- It's been a while... - It's Lagos hustle...

How far, How have you been?

I get to see you more on IG than in real life

You follow me?

Well I am one those people you call ghost followers..

..yeah right, never posting, never commenting but never misses anything

- tsk.. Exactly... - I'll get Roli...

Alright thank you

- Hey mama... - Why do you just barge into someone's room like you are the one paying for flat...

Eh?

- Collins is looking for you.. - What's he doing here?

I don’t know, I didn’t ask?

- You didn't ask? - No I didn't..

Collins just came and said "I'm looking for Roli"...

You didn't find out why he was here and you just barged into my room.

- Excuse--- - To come and tell me. Go downstairs and find out why he's here...

Excuse me? Auntie, I am not your maid...

- What did you say? - I am not your maid...

- Wow... You are not my made - No Ma

But I am your servant. I will go to work...

- Work hard, Make money... - Roli...

- To house you, to feed yo, to clothe you! Eh? - Roli...

Go downstairs and ask Collins why he's here... Now.

So I'm not going to ask him anything..

When you are done, Collins is waiting for your disrespectful ass okay?

Ify... Ify...

You will come and bag for clothes and shoe, I'm waiting for you.

- She will be with you shortly... - Okay...

- Are you guys in a hurry? - Not really, we have a long drive ahead of us today...

Right. There she is

- Hey Roli... - Hi I'm on my way out...

Yeah I know, I just thought we could drive to the property together...

But we spoke yesterday and we agreed to meet at the property...

Yeah I know, I just thought I could save you the stress of driving ...

Collins it's my job...

And there's nothing as important to me as my job. So, it's not stress.

Do you want some water? I'll get you water...

Emm Roli... I just wanted us to spend time together.

Did it occur to you, the feeling might not be mutual?

Why are you treating me this way?

Is that how bad you can’t stand me?

The thing is I have somewhere else to go afterward so...

I don’t want to inconvenience you...

You are not an inconvenience...

- But I'm just saying that I have somewhere... - Why don't you just let this guy take you!

What is it!

- Shall we? - Oh yes, yes. After you.

Hey Roli...

- Hi - Hi

What are you doing?

Are you blind, can't you see that I'm working?

Ahn-ahn I just said that I should give you, A drink cos..

- I'm sure you are very busy... - I don't understand

is it my birthday? - No?

Ahn-ahn can't I appreciate my favourite cousin again...

Appreciate your...

Only when it comes with a price. Tolu what do you want?

- Roli - Unhmm?

Can you please just borrow me 20K, I will give you-- - Ah.

- ...No I'll give you immediately I get my salary now please... - I know there was something

Next week, I will give you back.

- But what do you need money for? - I..

I provide all your needs...

- I house you, I feed you, I clothe you... So what do you need money for again...

- I take you to work, so what do you need money for? - It's for my T-fare...

Your T-fare? To where?

To work...

Your T-fare to work?

But I drop at work everyday...

my boss is complaining about my lateness, so...

Oh..

So I go out of my way everyday...

..Every working day of the week, I go and drop you at work before going to my own office...

- Now you are blaming me for your lateness... - No I'm not blaming you...

- No you are blaming me.. - Roli, I'm not blaming you...

Ah... Do you know how long I spend in traffic...

when I drop at your office before I head back to my own office, everyday!

- Everyday ! Have I ever complained - No

- Still, I take you to work everyday. - I know, that is why I am trying to you know, save you the stress

It's fine, it's fine... I'm not upset.

Me I already know that you don't appreciate...

I know that you can never appreciate everything that I've been doing for you all your life

You don't have appreciation in your DNA, it's not in your lineage

You people don't know how to appreciate. Me I'm just doing for God...

- Because I know you don't appreciate Roli, Roli I appreciate you...

- Ah no , you don't. - This is just a loan Please...

- It's 20K right , I’ll transfer it to you.I've given you more than that before... - Thank you. Thank you

You are my beneficiary, don't worry...

- You know I appreciate you a lot - You don't appreciate me, it's my money that you appreciate.

- I appreciate you and I love you... Mwah. - Ha...

- it's my money that you love.. - And your hair is so fine...

- thank you, It's not available for borrow. - I didn't say you should... Okay I'm leaving...

- Come here. - Ahn-ahn... Okay.

What kind of juice is this one? This one that is looking like Zobo that you mixed with water?

- No it's not Zobo. - I know you can not afford original juice...

Better carry your Zobo and be drinking, I will still give you the money...

- You don't want it? - I'm working, carry your zobo

Wait... Is it sweet?

Hi guys...

It's your girl, Pretty Ify...

Okay so, one question...

How do you like my new hair?

I know right, it's good.

I got it from US Alabama...

For $3000. I think 3000, 3500...

Yeah maybe 3K or $3000 I think...

Emm my lashes... They are the latest Rihanna collection...

Still under works but, I had one...

And my dress is straight all the way from the runway form Milan...

I know you've seen my Amina Muadi Slippers...

Okay so...

This is my OOTD outfit of the day...

Delectable, yeah.

No I got it from Milan. I said it, I got it from Milan...

The dress is off the runway from Milan..

And my hair is from US Alabama for $3200 or $3500

The lashes are Fenty lashes

Nancy girl, Of course I'm going to do a giveaway definitely...

What would you like me to give away

The dress or the hair?

May thunder strike you... So this is what you do when I go to work...

Thunder will fire you, what should you giveaway...

So this what you do, when I go out to work hard...

To feed you and house you, you come and wear my clothes...

...You wear my shoe, you wear my hair and then you are doing give away...

- That's what you do abi? Remove my hair... - Roli calm down, I'm on instalive...

- You are on instalive, you don't like instadead?

Because you are dead.

Remove my shoe and get out of my room!

You are so shameless. Get out!

It's not only Instalive , how about instadead!

With your wretched followers, they need to know you are a waste!

You are a disgrace!

You are standing there, you want to do give away...

She showed them all my things, you want to give away all my things...

What do you have, you are not...

God will punish you... Idiot.

Wretched fool...

Hi Ify...

- I thought you are sleeping already... - Sleeping kwa?

After you made me lose half of my followers on instagram...

Sorry...

I'm sorry...

Ah, but it's just that you didn't ask...

Ah, If you take somebody's thing without asking, it's thievery...

You have to ask...

That I took it in the first place...

...That I'm wearing your stuff only means that I love you. - Ha.

Sorry...

Just ask me because they are my stuff.

And I bought them with my money...

- But I'm sorry... - Yeah, I'm sorry too...

- Ifunaya you are still upset... - Yes Roli, I'm very upset.

Roli I'm still upset, I lost about sixteen thousand followers today. I'm angry...

I'm sorry...

I, I really mean it.

Okay can I make you an offer?

Go ahead, make me an offer.

The red handbag.

It's for real. It's not the more you look, the less you see...

Are you taking the offer?

- Bring the bag first...

- Anyways I'm going to see a movie, are you coming with me? - No...

Ifunanya...

- Are you sure - No

- I'm buying popcorn, hot-dog and ice-cream...

I don't really want to go, I’m serious...

Don't forget to drop the hand bag before you go...

I'll drop the bag. I'm buying hot-dog...

And maybe have dinner after...

Chicken and chips... So...

- Are you sure you don't want to come? - No I'm good.

- You're good. - Um-hmm...

Okay...

Okay o...

Chicken and chips for dinner, after my movie...

Okay wait... Wait,wait wait...

- No . You said you don’t want to come... - No wait let me quickly dress up, wait...

- Se you don't want to come - Chill now, Ah.

Ha!

So tired and hungry...

just I hope they made correct food for me...

Ahn-ahn

I don't understand

Ahn-ahn

Is one thing to work...

And then people that are supposed to make the food are now too busy...

...Gallivanting, Probably with my clothes, my shoes, Argh...

So I'll work, come back and cook to eat...

Tolu!

Tolu!

Ify !

Ahn-ahn... Hey...

Hey...

Didn't you go to work? Where is your car?

Tolu were you not supposed to make dinner today?

Yes I was supposed to but I decided to buy Pizza for us...

I bought your favorite; Barbecue Chicken...

And I'm sure it's the money I borrowed you three days ago...

That you used to buy Pizza...

Money that I borrowed you that you can not afford to pay back...

that you bought Pizza from...

It's just for one night now...

Awn... it's just for one night abi?

Instead of you to go and cook with your hand... You know that's my problem, I don't understand...

This poor people that you are trying to help...

I borrowed you money. Now your hand is too heavy to cook.

were you used to this? Do yo buy Pizza before?

Am I not the one that buys pizza for all of us to eat?

So now you want to show off?

You went to buy Pizza with my money...

I don't blame you,

Monkey is working and Baboon is sitting at home and eating the money...

- Rolake meaning what ? Meaning what? - Meaning what? Meaning what?

Meaning that because I am your cousin,

I work so hard and I make the money for you to sit down and consume...

Anyhow, like somebody that doesn't have common sense

Rolake...

I don't know why I am stressing myself, After all It's my money that you can't even afford to pay me back..

Give me...

Ha!

It's my money, so...

Hmm...

You too...

You followed her...

You can not, you can't, you can not advise her...

Argh!

You even bought three drinks...

So she gave you money?

- Talk now, she gave you money? - She gave me money? Yes! And you were not suppose to even know that

Okay...

I need to bathe please

Should we eat the pizza without you?

You didn't answer, should we eat the pizza without you?

I will take that as a yes.

I know I don't have any shame. No shame for me...

Words don't kill, They don't bite...

They only stay for a little while...

I saved you a slice.

I don't want to eat it...

Tolu you can't be angry like this all the time, you know how she is...

You think what she did to you was terrible?

Let me tell you what she did to me...

I went to her office to say "hi" gladly, you know what she did?

She collected the bag I was carrying, emptied my things and put it in a nylon bag...

...And claimed; because I didn't tell her, I couldn't carry her bag...

And guess what, she came after to dashed me that same bag...

- See that's the thing, how can you be so mean and so nice at the same time...

See, Anger won't get you anywhere, you need to learn that...

- What you should clearly learn is self respect because you are lacking it - Exc--- No..

I'm sorry, I don't understand that tone but...

- I don't think I appreciate that... - Oh so you are angry?

- I'm not upset but I don't like you talking to me like that, I don't appreciate that.

-Oh why? Because I am not "big money bag Roli"? - This is not---

I don't have time, it's me that bought you Pizza.

That's why you people are friends, both of you are manner less...

So... This is... As you can see it's platinum blond

With erm dark roots... Just in case you want to put your hair

And then my dress is from Spense... Custom made actually for me...

Hey! Hi girl come here.

Guys this is my bestie that I told you about...

Roli Williams. Mwah!!

Roli is my best friend, I call her my small god actually... My Kashoggi

So Roli is the reason that I am who I am today...

She gave me this beautiful house to live in...

She gave me this beautiful clothes to wear, everything you see me wearing...

All the shoes , the bag, the hair, everything...

It's courtesy of my baby girl. I call her my small-god My Kashoggi

So guys Roli is responsible for my hair,

My shoes. My clothe, my bags, the ones that trip all of you..

The beautiful house, this is the absolute reason...

Thanks girl, say hi...

- Say hi... - Hi...

Best friends goal right? Love you...

- Say "Love you too' - Love you too...

- It's actually very nice - Um-hmm...

I bought it for you, cause I know that you will not buy it with your money...

But I introduced you to it, say thank you...

- But I paid for it...

Meanwhile this one you call me Kashoggi, Kashoggi...

Ever since you put me in that your video, my followers have tripled and...

That's not the issue, they are always begging me for money...

Well you wanted the world to know how generous you are, so there you go...

But that's not true...

Umm...

Anyways , so what's the plan?

- Plan for what? - Your birthday now, it’s in five days

Ha, Nothing much, we will just do small chops...

And drinks... And maybe Suya chops...

Or you go out on a date with Collins, he's been asking ...

You read my chats...

No.. Before you start...

the phone was unlocked and it was right in front of me, so...

So because the phone was in front of you,that's enough reason for you to...

- ...Read my chats. - See you are eating pepper. Calm down...

- It was too tempting, I couldn't resist... - "It was too tempting, I couldn't resist"...

You know you are the reason that guy has my number?

You were, yes,yes... You are the first person that used my phone to call him...

And that's the reason he has my number

No, I flashed him and then he called back and I picked up and I pretended to be you...

- that's what happened - you flashed him, why did you even do that anyways...

look Ifunaya what do you want?

I just want you to go out on a date with this guy, he's been begging...

- that is not possible... - Why?

- I don't want - Why?

- I'll be working - Really...

You have the rest of your life to do whatever work that you want to do...

One night, One date night is not going to stop you, okay?

- Listen I know you like this guy... - I don’t like him---

Yes you do !

Why do you have his name stored on your phone...

After all he gave you his-- what's it called, complimentary card. No?

- I don’t like him--- - Yes you do !

- I don’t like him--- - Yes you do !

- I don’t like him--- - Yes you do !

Okay sir.

Absolutely...

Okay thank you sir.

Okay sir.

I'll do just that... I will...

Alright... have a good night sir..

Wow, I really hope that we can get to do this another time...

I'm sorry, I don't even think so...

You already saw how today's date went... I was from one business call to another...

All I do is work...

Another client is calling...

hello sir...

Okay...

oh yes I am home now, so...

I will just cross check the receipt, Yes, and I'll get back to you...

Yes sir...

Call me..

Okay...

Yes, yes, yes sir...

Oh yes, I'm home now...

So I'll just cross check and then, I’ll call you back...

I didn’t even get to wish her a happy birthday

- Ahn-ahn, what's going on today now? - It's her birthday...

- Umhun... - Alright.

Me I will eat...

- I came to this life to eat... - Foodie... Ah!

- Hunhun? Ahn-ahn birthday girl... - What's going on here?

- Birthday girl.. - move away , let me pass...

Sorry...

Han-han You are back from you date already?

- Welcome... How did it go? - What's going on here?

It went fast. What's going on?

Argh, I mean...

What do you mean "what's going on"? It’s your birthday and we are celebrating...

Okay...

So because it's my birthday that's an avenue for you people to finish all the food that I bought in my house..

The food that I'm suppose to feed you people for six months...

- You want to finish it in one day... - Roli, why are you talking like this

It's your birthday and we felt that since Collins was taking you out on your special day...

That you should celebrate on your behalf in the house...

Celebrate on behalf of me...

Behind me...

with my food...

- that I bought with my hard earned money... - Come on Roli...

Do you people even have conscience...

No.no Do you even have a conscience at all...

Look at, you spread everywhere in my living room...

As if, spread like bed-sheet... Look at...

Are you the one that bought this rug? Eh?

- Are you the one that bought the rug? - We washed it, that is why---

- You washed rug...

You cooked Jollof rice... What's this one, you people can not eat from one plate...

You cooked fried rice, you cooked jollof rice... Why can't both of out eat one plate of food...

You waste my gas, you are eating... that chicken is it not bigger than head

But your conscience did not tell you, only you balanced...

You too, look at you, hmm, Keep eating eating, you came to this life to eat right? Be eating my money...

Be eating my money...

- Let me respond to my clients... - We wanted to do something nice for you...

Nice? Do something nice for your life and use your head...

Me I'm going to go and answer my client so that I can work and make more money

For; Paupers like you to balance and eat hopelessly...

Look at you, eat... Shebi you came to this life to eat food... eat food!

Poor wretched things... Ahn-ahn, you don't have conscience...

No conscience at all !

Well,

What?

- After all that insult, you are still eating this chicken? - Did I die?

Did the insult kill me?

We shouldn’t have even made this effort at all...

You can not finish your food? Help me put it here...

Take eat and die...

- Insult me...

Okay sir...

Alright thank you sir...

Oh.. I got shawarma for the girls

What?

I got us shawarma!

I'm not interested

Tolu it's the big one o...

- It's chicken and beef with double peperoni... - I'm still not interested

Tolu Cuz..

Okay I'm sorry...

Tolu...

Okay...

Ify...

I'm also not interested

So if Tolu is behaving like a big baby, you too you can't behave like a grown woman abi?

Still not interested

Okay...

This shawarma is large/large. I can’t even finish it...

Okay Ify?

Still not interested

What if I give you my Neon shoes?

You know what , you need to cut out a lot of your bullshit.

Neon shoes...

The Neon shoes... Do I still get them?

- Let's go to my room, you'll eat shawarma with me...

There she is... So guys check out my new banging Neon shoes...

Courtesy of my small god, Kashoggi Baby !

Mwah! We say thank you...

Alright... Until next time, I remain your beautiful Pretty Ify...

...So guys, stay beautiful in all you do and I will catch you some other time,

Hello...

Why are you so happy?

I don't know , maybe because my followers can’t get enough of me...

Why is your life like this?

Like how?

Wasting your life...

Roli, you've started again... What's up now, are you trying to insult me or what?

That's the thing... Now you'll say Roli has started again...

But I'm only stating the obvious

That you are wasting your life away on social media...

Hee...

If only you knew? You don't know anything...

Listen... You just wait and watch let my followers hit a one million,

then you will know how privileged you are to be living with this social media influencer...

- Waoh... - Mhmm...

And how is that one going to feed you

- Well... - I thought as much, you have no answer

So tell me Ify, who's your mentor if you have any...

Well it's between Kim K or Toke Makinwa...

But of late I've drawing close to Toke because I feel like...

...Me and her have a connection, this baby-girl for life kind of thing...

...Plus I want to be a social media influencer just like her

Great.

But are you aware that Toke makinwa has a life outside of Social media.

She is an OAP, a successful business woman.

But you, what do you do?

Am a slay queen/model...

- Why are you laughing?

Model, at quarter to thirty?

In this your old age?

You did make it before now? It's now you want to make it as a model?

Look Ify, you have to make a living first before you live the life like me...

- Eh? - I don’t understand

I don't expect you to understand so...

So, I need you to write a proposal of any kind of business at all... I will not judge you...

Any business at all that you are sure that you can do very well...

That will fetch you money, and maybe I can write you a cheque of one million Naira

- One million as in one million? - It's not to go and buy clothes...

It's not for clothes oo, because if you use this my hard earned money to go and buy material things...

Buy clothe , shoe,hair and all those your stuff... I will use police to arrest you.

And I will pay them extra money to beat you up very well... Yes...

- Okay Roli see, maybe you shouldn't bother giving me that money - I will give you.

- No I don't want. - I said I will give you...

- Roli I don't-- - You must be useful to yourself, I will give you...

- ...You must start to earn a living... I will give you - Roli I---

Listen let me breakdown social media influencing for you. At a point you start to get paid---

- Leave now... I said leave... - To post

Leave my room... I will give you the money whether you like it or not...

-You will make a living and you will start fending for yourself...

- You are always uptight... - And just so you know, until you bring the proposal...

...No wearing of my wigs, my shoes , nothing. And I'm not carry you in my car...

- I'll come back when you are in a better mood - I'm better.

- Err can I get the curly black-- - No you can't.

You can leave now. My proposal.

Remember o, no more borrowing o

You can't enter my car until you bring the proposal...

- So where are we? - One second

There you go.

What is this?

- Roli it's my proposal - Is this how to write a proposal in your village

What is this? Is this a proposal or list?

Seems like a market list...

Roli see, we've already established that I'm the dumbest of all trio...

...Like I accept it please just take me as I am please...

Of course you are...

So you want to sell cream on Instagram

Yes and all my followers are going to patronize me.

I told you they will come in handy, you didn't believe me, so you see?

- At least you are doing something good with your instagram... - Yeah...

- Hi... - Hi.

- Please come in - Thank you...

- Hi - Hi

- Please correct me if I’m wrong, is this Roli Oshinkoya's apartment? - Yes

Yes.. You must be the guest she has been waiting for...

- Erm let me get her for you... - Okay no problem...

Please sit , erm do you need wine,juice water,wine?

- I'm fine, thank you... Just get her for me. - Okay I will

Thank you.

- So... I hope this is not bleaching cream? - Hell no, it's just lightning cream...

Sorry, you said it's what?

- Lightning cream - What's the difference?

- The packaging... - Waoh

- Body brightening... - Ahn-ahn o this is where you are hiding?

- Your visitor is downstairs - Oh Nelson.

- Let me go and get his documents... - Okay...

- I'll get back to you. - This your hair is nice...

- Thank you, it's not up for borrowing... - Roli...

- I'll see you later - Who's looking for you that you are seeing later?

- Hi - Oh no...

- I insist, just have a glass of wine at least... - Thank you

So to who do I owe this kind gesture?

Erm, I'm Tolu...

Oh that’s a nice name... You must be Roli’s friend?

Actually I'm her cousin

- Oh nicer...

- I'm Nelson - Nice to meet you

Nice to meet you too...

Hey...

- Hi Nelson... - Hi Roli...

Sorry I was trying to put the document together, that's all over it...

- It's good thing you took your time...

I got to realize that you have such a very , very fine Cousin...

- Eh, cousin? - I mean Tolu...

And erm, I think I kind of like her already

- Come on Roli... - You like Tolu?

- She's a very caring person...

- Because she gave you a glass of wine... - well.. She's a sweet person glass of wine or no glass of wine...

- Is everything here? - Everything is there..

Okay...

- We'll talk about that later on, she's - Okay just drink up, I'd erm...

To the document or to Tolu?

- You want me to go out on a date with him? - Yes , you have to go...

Me I already told him you don’t know how to dress but that's not a problem...

- Can I say no? - No. You cannot say no.

You can not not say no, at all.

That's my biggest client this year, and he has never asked me for any favour

So this one favour he asked me for, you have to go. You cannot say no.

But I don’t like him, I don't even know him...

You don’t have to like him...

- You don’t have to like him. Just go. - Ahn-ahn..

Fake it...

I should fake feelings? I should fake feeling for him?

- Come on Roli? - What's come on?

- Why can you not fake feelings, what is there in faking feelings! - Ahn-ahn

What is there in faking feelings!

After everything I’ve done for you in this life...

After everything I’ve done for you, I have never asked you for one thing!

One favour, I have never asked you. I'm the reason you are whatever you are today.

I'm the reason that you are here and then I ask for one favour...

Have I ever asked for any favour? One favour, you cannot do it...

Me I have always known, I have always known...

I've just been doing as if I didn't know.

I've always known that both of you are bunch of ingrates...

- Bunch of ingrates! Both of you. - Roli no,stop right there, don't do that.

How am I a part of this equation, what has this got to do with me?

It was Tolu you asked to go on a date with the guy,no me.

- Tolu can go on a date with the guy - No, no, no..

- How are you not a part of the equation? - Because you didn't ask me to go on a date with the guy , it was Tolu you asked to do it...

But when I was talking, did you join your mouth?

- When I was talking, why didn't you talk... - Because , you always ask me not to interfere in

Not to interfere, I cannot blame you, Shebi now you can talk back at me...

You bloody paupers , That's what you are! Poor people.

Very ungrateful, Ungrateful things!

That's how you people are. That's how you people are going to remain poor forever...

Rubbish!

Is that word in the dictionary?

- What? - Water

Why don't you want to go for the date yourself? Even if...

You are supposed to go so that at least you can collect thank you for coming and eat free food...

It's like you are moving mad?

Yes! It's like you are moving mad?

Oh you can face me , why didn't you keep the same energy with your cousin?

Because you don't want to be moving homeless...

- Are we not in the same - I've accepted...

- Me I'm not forming , I've accepted my own..

- I don't have house or clothes - You don't no shame

- No I don't - No shame...

- She told us we are going to remain poor.. - She told you her cousin

- She was facing you when she said it... - You. You... your generation...

- You are the one related to her... - All of us, it's you.

See better go and get ready and get...

Good morning...

Good morning

Are you still upset?

Fine...

Have changed my mind. I will go on the date with him

But on one condition...

You are still giving condition...

Do you know that, that guy is a big fish?

Infact he's a whale...

He will take you from this your zero...

This your zero where are doing local shakara, you think you are somebody...

He will you from this your zero, to the hundred that you never in your life dreamt of

- You are giving condition... - do you have to abuse me, eh?

I still want the deal

What do you want?

You go on a second date with Collins...

Um-hmm.

Ify... Ifunaya!!!

Ifunaya!!!

Please excuse me...

Please leave me, I need my space..

So I should go?

Thanks for coming out with me tonight.

And I really appreciate you not picking your numerous calls this time

At least you won’t say that I didn’t try

Well, I hope you had fun

Well I tried

I actually did have fun...

And I really hope that we can do this again some other time...

That am not sure of

Why?

Because I already told you, I don't have time for hanging out every now and then...

- But we can make time... - I have lot's of work...

And there is nothing as important to me as my work...

Thank you...

Thank you very much for tonight, I'd have to go now.

It's my pleasure...

- Good night - Good night

- Hello? - Hi...

- Ahn-ahn. I still can't get over this your outfit... - Oh wow

- So what's up, how did it go? - It went well..

Just went well, no kissing nothing?

I don't understand, why would I go and be kissing and... uh-huh...

I should have just slept with him...

Ahn-ahn but you like this guy. Why are you making things difficult---

- Where is Tolu - She is not yet back

- She not back? - No...

- I thought she said she was going to spend barely thirty minutes - Well

Since she could not stand the guy...

I don't know that--- Oh that's them.

Are you sure, check...

- You enjoyed it though... - It was nice...

- Okay. I can't believe here we are.. - Here we are...

So... so did I make up for my promise of us having a good time tonight?

Actually yeah...

- I did enjoy hanging out with you... - Wow.

- and I was so worried I was gonna bore you

- Very funny... - I was so worried...

- No.. I enjoyed my time... - Wow...

- We do this sometimes again then? - Yeah

Like tomorrow... With me , you'll enjoy it

- Okay tomorrow... - Alright...

- Do have a great night - You too..

- Hey, how did it go? - Hi

Hi... why are you guys acting weird...

How did it go?

- Welcome... - Thank you...

How did it go?

It was nice...

- Just nice? - It was very nice, actually it was sweet.

Awn.

I can't wait to see him tomorrow...

- Tomorrow? - We are having a second date.

- Wow... - Okay

- That's so sweet - I know

But just be careful o...

You know both of you are not on the same level

I'm sorry but I'm just telling you the truth...

He's like High up there... And you, you are like ground level...

Ah, you know sometimes you just get carried away and you now think that both of you are on the same level..

Meanwhile you are like this...

Yes I will not get carried away to think we on a---

- But he actually likes me so... - That's my dress...

So good on you, ahn-ahn

- No wonder you are looking like a baby girl today...

- So good... I'm so happy... - Yeah...

I thought it was the brown wig I gave to you, you didn't even tell me you were changing to my black...

- Speaking of the brown . Can I borrow it please? - No it's not available...

Tolu not time tell me before you take that purse please ...

- Argh, but this is not your own o. I bought it. - Yeah

- You bought it? - Yes...

- Or I bought it for you? - No, I bought I it with my money...

- Eh-hen? - Umm..

- Then I'm happy for you... - Thank you... Thank you...

- Is there food? I mean... - I don't understand.

Where they took you to, they didn't buy you food...

Hello?

So how are you?

As you can see , I am fine...

I'm very busy with my work...

Yeah, I can see that...

- I just thought maybe I could take you out to lunch.. - Argh, do I look hungry?

- Did I tell you that I've not eaten? Argh!

Okay erm...

Is there anything that I can do for you, is there anything you need?

Do I look needy to you? I'm not needy..

I don't need anything...

Roli, I'm just trying to be nice...

I really like you...

And I've been trying everything to get your attention but...

- See...

I just feel like...

If you give this a chance we can really...

Roli...

Did you hear anything I said?

Are you done?

You don't have any more lines?

I don't understand how a full grown man like you..

...Would leave his office, on a beautiful glorious day like this...

In this hot afternoon... You left your work!

Your own office and you came to my own working place...

And you saw me working, working for my hard earned money...

And then you come to ask me... If I'm hungry, If I need--- Do I look needy?

Do I look hungry? Don't I look well fed enough?

I'm asking you? Argh, Does it even make sense to you...

If you were me, will you listen to yourself?

No, if you were me, will you listen to yourself?

Your mates are... Afternoon. Afternoon

Hot afternoon!

You are coming to tell me " I think you're hungry, I think you want to eat

Did I tell you that I'm hungry? Is not, it doesn't make any sense...

At least if you want to toast woman, you leave for weekend!

You do that during the--- during the week,people work.

Responsible men work! They work, build an empire!

Don't argh! All the way from the Island to here...

Afternoon, argh!

Be useful, okay?

See the way I'm working, now take yourself back to your office.

And be useful, ahn-ahn...

This is afternoon time, you don't do rubbish in the afternoon...

I'm not hungry, if you are hungry , go and eat and go back to work.

Argh, How do you feel, you come in the afternoon; "Hi, Hello.. I just--"

I don't need your help.

- I see that you're very... - Everything about you is bad timing!

Go back to your work! Ahn-ahn!

Don't you have sense?

I didn't even say anything bad o. I just said afternoon time, work.

People work morning to night...

Come and tell me you like me and I'm calculating my land...

So I transferred two hundred thousand to the cream maker for the cocoa butter type

And guess what, I already have over a hundred down lines on my Instagram...

Waiting to sell my product

I mean, it's unbelievable

- Well what can I say - Who would have thought?

That my slay queen Ify-- I mean the dumbest of all...

- I never knew that there was some sense in that dumb head of yours... - Well it's all thanks---

- I'm proud of you... - It's all thanks to you my Kashoggi.

That's what you want to hear right? There you go

- Hey girl... - Hi...

- Hi.. - Okay...

- What? - Mrs lover, you finally found your way back...

- Yes I did.. - Because since we found boyfriend for her...

- She didn't remember... So...

You turned yourself to NEPA

- Three days off, One day on... - Can you blame me?

I missed him whilst he was in Dubai now... And guess what he bought for me?

- Pure gold. Pure... - Oh look at that, this is nice...

- Gold... - Give me one, give me one...

- Wow!

- Roli look... This is so nice... - It is stunning...

- What? - He's so amazing..

- But this is not pure gold - Yes, he bought it for her and she likes it...

- But it is... - there you go...

The problem is because both of you have never bought gold...

You don't own gold , you only borrow mine so you don't even know what gold looks like...

-Because it's shiny you think it's gold... - But he said it's gold...

- I think we should invite him over for dinner...

- What? - Why?

- No - Yes...

I mean appreciate him for tur-- I mean not like he turned your life around, I did but...

He's added a bit of spice , you know... Let's just appreciate him...

- I mean I'll take care of the dinner as usual... - See exc-- shouldn't that be her decision?

No. I introduced the both of them So...

I decide...

So yes, we are inviting him over for dinner this week... Okay?

- I'm so happy for her... - So yeah, erm...

- Are you not happy for her? - Liquid- Of course I'm happy for her, that's my girl right there.

- Liquid soap ten gallons, face cream ; I think I want ten containers...

Cream mix; I think I want ten gallons... - This one you are making noise...

...it's still my money that you are using to make all this things that you are just talking anyhow...

So how long have you been in the business for?

- It's pretty much all my life, my father was doing it... - Okay..

So I learnt the ropes from him while growing up.

- Hi Nelson...

- Hi Roli... - hope you enjoyed dinner?

- Sure I did , thank you...

- Tolu made it specially for you - Oh..

- She did actually - Thank you

- Thank you darling... - You're welcome...

- Ahn-ahn. God is so good... - Yes He is...

Why do you say that?

I mean two years ago; if Tolu makes soup for you,

You wont be able to taste it talk more of eating it..

- It was that bad... - Really

Tolu could not cook to save her life... Sorry you need water...

- Yes you helped me, thank you. - Yeah you remember, even noodles...

- Noodles, it was bad but look at God - Well in that case Roli,

- Thank you for making my baby perfect for me - Awn I mean...

- Why am I here if not to help her... - Ah come on...

- I even thought her how to use the cutlery - Oh really...

Yeah ah, You know Tolu is an Ibadan girl...

She likes amala and gbegiri---

It even became an attitude...

Sometimes when we are eating here, she'll even drop the spoon that she manages to eat,

...and will use her hand to be eating rice...

I had to teach my baby how to use the cutlery and now she's so good at it...

- Awn...

- Do you love the wine? - I love the wine...

- The dress on you look good - It does - Thank you

Tolu...

- Is that a stain on my dress? - Jesus... - Oh mine, sorry...

- The stain is not that bad... - No No No...

Ah Why do you behave like this, you should be careful with borrowed items...

It is good...

- Please make sure you wash it this night o... - - Argh...

- It's alright baby... - Thank you...

- To us.. - Yes... Cheers...

- Cheers - Cheers Roli...

Cheers baby---

That's how we play...

So that is why you invited him over abi... To humiliate me?

That's why abi? Thank you.

- But what did I do? - What did you not do? What did you not do?

Saying you are this and that?

You did this for me, you did that for me...

- Eh? - What I did is it bad?

Eh, is it what? It is worse than bad !

It is worse than bad. How could you downgrade me in front of someone that loves me !

- What I said is it bad? - Did I ask you to help me tell him about my life history? -

Did I ask you?

But... Ifunaya you were there...

- I just wanted him to know her better... - Thank you

Roli, I think that should be her job...

Argh...

- Where are you now going to? - I want to give you space....

The space you need

- But Tolu It has not gotten to that... - It has not gotten to what? Eh?

- Tolu where? - Cousin assistant jesus

- Tolu.. - Just leave my front abeg...

I mean, she kind of made sense, I think you need space to think about this thing...

I am going out...

Wait,wait... Tolu...

If you talk to me...

- Tolu.. Tolu I did not say anything... - You did not say anything?

You did not say anything abi ? Eat your house, eat it...

Assistant jesus.

Okay erm, I’m going out to dinner... I--- Just---

I don't know, I'll be back before midnight okay...

- Just think this through... - Wait-- ahn-ahn...

You too? - I need to go, I'll be back before midnight. Don't worry about me...

You can go, go! Because I'm begging you people...

Go, You people should go! Let me even enjoy my house by myself...

I'm not a bad person... They are ingrates...

They are ungrateful people, that's why they are like that...

- Dinner was nice, we should do it again... - I know...

Dinner was nice or you mean Iya-Risi's amala was the bomb... Which of them?

Who's that one?

- Are you expecting anyone? - No I should be asking you, you are the one that's...

...Always carrying people around...

- Hi... - Hey...

- Your guest - I was calling you...

- Are you following me around? - No, I was just on my way to see you...

- You were just coming to see me, Did you inform me that you were coming to see me?

How can you just be coming to see me without informing me?

Look Collins we've had this conversation, I don't have time for things like this...

I'm not interested, I'm not ready for... I'm not cut out for things like this...

I'm too busy for this, There are other single girls in town...

Go and look for your type, please...

You see this one? Ify here is single, so perhaps...

You can take her... I don't care.

- I don't have time for all this rubbish... - Roli...

- See, erm... I really apologise on her behalf... - It's fine

- we kinda had a long night so.. - It's-- I understand...

Right. Yeah. You, I don't know... Do you want to grab a drink?

- Yeah, I'd love to do that.. - You'd love to?

- Yeah. - Okay so yeah, that will help ease the tension...

Erm... I'm still dressed, let's...

- I'm sorry - Yeah sure.

Roli can you get the gate?

Finally!

I'm sorry...

I'm sorry Tolu...

I won't do it again...

Is there food in the house?

Just say you miss my cooking that's why you came back

- When you are ready...

Enter the kitchen and go and cook... You see me, I’m eating fruit...

Then you are not forgiven

- In fact, I think you should drag my bag upstairs. - I'll drag it.

- Thank you - As long as you forgive me...

Please whatever you are cooking, cook for two o

Can you hear me now?

Come by 5 pm, My Cousin should be back then...

Yes

Please don't forget...

- I'm late - Eh-hen... Tolu...

- Hum? - The carpenter will come and fix the door by 5 pm...

- I already told him that you will be back by 5 pm, so he'll be here...

Oh no, I'm not going to be around o..

Why?

I'm going to Nelson's place for the weekend after work...

You going to Nelson’s place after work... You are spending the weekend there...

- I don't understand... - Um-hmm

- So we shouldn’t fix the door. - I'm not saying you shouldn't fix your door o

- I'm just saying that, I won't be available...

Ah, I don't understand.

A simple sacrifice to fix the door of my house...

You are telling me you won't be available...

- Is anything wrong with Nelson. Is he ill? - No he's not.

He is ill? So why can't you sacrifice and fix the door?

Because even this Nelson, I introduced you to Nelson... In fact I gave Nelson to you...

If I didn't give you Nelson, you'd have been home at that time...

watching telemundo or eating my food as usual...

How will I ever forget. Thank you for reminding me...

Of course I have to remind you because your brain is not functioning...

I need to remind you to know that one good turn in life deserves another.

Okay fine! Fine...

- Create time - Yes.

- I'm not going to be available today.Can he come back on Monday? - Ah.

Tolu, Tolu, you are an ingrate.

You are ungrateful. After all that I have done for you in this life...

After all I have made you to be in this life...

One single favour, sacrifice. For the house that I am housing you in...

That you are squatting inside... That after your escapade with Nelson...

- Useless escapade, you will come back to my house - Hen-Hen! Don't ever in your life!

- Ever ! Call what I share with Nelson stupid! Ahn-ahn - What's going on?

Ask your stupid friend!

Rubbish! Are you the only one that owns a house? What's all this?

Ahn-ahn... You will be homeless... Tolu me stupid?

Me stupid? You are stupid, you are the one that is crazy...

You are a useless, ungrateful, useless thing!

Such an Ingrate! Leave me alone ! What?

- What happened? - What didn't happen, it's not your business!

It's none of your business... All of you are the same thing !

Paupers!

Make sure you are back by 6 o clock, the carpenter is coming to fix the door...

Oh no I can't be back, I have a meeting...

I don't understand?

- I have a meeting with one of my client - Oh Waoh

You too you are busy, you have a meeting with your client...

So now, all of you are busy...

I made things happen for you people and then you are too busy to do something for me...

A simple favour that I've asked you...

you are not fixing the door o, you are not paying. Just wait.

Wait and watch let the carpenter fix the door and go. But no...

- You are too busy - but Roli listen, you---

No.no.no! There's no buts. There's no buts.

Me I already know that you people are ungrateful...

You want to frustrate me.

I know that you can not appreciate every thing that I've done for you in this life...

So it's okay, continue. Just be going.

Be going!

And you're going...

I said be going, and you are going...

And it's my hair that she's wearing...

Useless thing! What an Ingrate!

Paupers. Useless people...

I told you, you know how she can be....

Tolu...

Men, I don't know... This...

Anger doesn't solve anything.

See I don't even know what to say again... I’m just blabbing...

Babe just calm down.

What is going on...

I don't know o... I have been talking to her.

She said she is leaving. I have been trying to beg her...

Hanhan.. I don't understand, Leave to where?

I'm going to Nelson’s place

Hanhan,

Tolu is it because of the small argument that me and you had this morning?

Did you call it small?

Small?

Tolu what happened? I mean that's what happens between sister...

They just have a small argument and they make up...

Maybe it's not a big deal for you... For me, it is a big deal...

calling what I cherish the most in this whole wide world a useless thing...

It is a big deal for me

- Where's this guy? Oga where are you? - Okay...

Tolu you cherish something else or somebody else much more than the bond that both of us share?

- The friendship, the sisterhood - Eh?

- After everything I’ve done for you in the last decades. - Eh?

- Ahn-ahn. - To hell with the decade and sisterhood.

What did you call it? Bond? No, it's bonding clue...

- Tolu wait. - Why are you begging her - Go and eat everything

- Go! Shebi it's man - I will go. Continue misbehaving... - Tolu!

- Go, man that I gave you - Ill mannered thing... - Tolu wait

- Roli - She's now leaving to go meet a man is that not bad behaviour

By the time she goes round and she see that there's nobody...

Nobody in this life that can do what have done for her. Nobody in this life...

Me I'm the only one tat's her small god... In fact I'm the reason she's who she is...

She will come back. You're going to be here...

She will come back with her knees and be crying and be begging me...

And I know that you will join and beg me and I will not hear.

- Yes I will not hear. - Listen, I’m going to tell you the truth..

I don’t like this . I do not like this at all

Don’t bother yourself. Let's eat chicken. I bought chicken

No o Ah. If it's that one, I'm not available o...

Why?

I'm staying out, don't worry about it

Ify this is the third time you are staying out the night this week.

What's going on?

Don’t worry. In due time I'll tell you Okay?

My Uber guy will soon be here, that's even if he's not outside.

I'm seeing headlights...

And you now wore that hair that I warned you not to be wearing every time...

You see yourself, you see yourself...

Shior I'll eat my chicken by myself, it's my money...

II did not come to this life for you people, it's even good, go.

Thieves...

- Hello... - Finally...

- You finally decided to came back abi?

Eh. Is that how to do things? I was really worried I mean.

- Thank God for instagram pictures... - Hi Rolics

- ahn-ahn... - how are you

- how are you? - I’m good ...

- Good to see you - good to see you too.

Out said you were going for a few days, and then a few days turns to ahn-ahn.

Sorry it's the hustle, I literally had to tour the entire east just to sell my market.

Ahn-ahn wait...

So this our small business that we started has turned into a conglomerate...

Sure is and it's all thanks to you my Kashoggi

I know... I know.. Ahn-ahn.

- And it's me and you started this business o. - Well...

- It's that even financed everything ... - Yes absolutely...

Awn, I'm happy.. Yeah meanwhile...

you credited me one million.

Yeah, yeah. It was the one million you used to assist me when I was starting up my business...

I just felt it was ideal to return it.

I don't understand... Is that how profitable this business is?

That you just started when?

I mean just yesterday and you already made your capital back?

Well not really... I found someone who said he wanted to invest...

So he wanted us to expand the brand you know, add you know weaves...

- Shoes and probably some organic whatever. So yeah

I'm just, It feels like a dream.

- I mean, who would have thought? - I know.

Like my dumb ass slay queen , ahn-ahn.

You even have an investor.

- I do - see the way you are talking like a business person

- I got an investor, I wanna expand, I want-- ahn-ahn...

- I'm super proud of you... I mean who is your investor - Ah sorry, one second..

- ehen it's ringing sorry...

Hello, Hello...

I'm sorry, I thought it was a flash. I just saw---

I just felt it vibrate, I didn't see the number...

Hi, how are you?

Oh shoot! Okay.

Yes,yes.

You know what? Just stay right there. Stay I'll meet you there now

Just stay please, five minutes tops...

Just chill I'll be there in five minutes...

Give or take yes.

- See I'll explain everything to you when I get back okay... - I don't understand...

- Where are you going to - My investor is calling me, I’ll continue-

Investor is call you..

Hei! There nothing somebody won't see.

See Ify has investor...

At least God used me to turn her life around.

I wonder what's in this box. I have to go and check...

I'm sure she borrowed my things to travel...

This ify,somebody will not even know if this one is recent video or old video..

All these fake fake videos...

Who even took her to this kind of restaurant?

Maybe it's old video...

She can not be enjoying like this now...

This one too is not even picking up...

- Hello... - No... Stop what's funny?

Where have you been, I have been worried...

Don't be angry, I traveled...

You traveled... You traveled for two whole weeks?

- You went to the village? - Yes

Ifunanya you went to your village for two weeks?

Okay fine sorry... I went to village then I went to cape Verde.

Hun Cape what?

That's the lie they told you to tell me abi?

You have gone to join bad gang. So they've taught you how to lie.

Eh?

Ifunaya where have you being for the two whole weeks..

Okay. Err, I think it's time for me to confess...

I’m listening.

- Are you sure you are ready? - Talk joor, I'm listening...

I got engaged

- What? - Is that a prank?

Of Course not, it's not a joke. Come on I did get engaged, I'm serious.

Engaged? To who?

How? When? Where? I mean...

Are you even in a relationship?

So you started dating that yahoo boy abi because of money?

Emeka or whatever his name is ?

- Which one do you want me to answer first - All of the above...

Okay fine.

I got engaged over the weekend...

I didn't plan for the trip, it was surprise trip and I didn't have time to call.

- And you just met this guy over the weekend - No..

Listen it's not Emeka. It's not any yahoo boy It's actually Mr. Anonymous from the states

Mr Anonymous from the States...

And I haven't heard about "Mr Anonymous from the States" ... since forever.

- I have never seen his picture - Yes

And I have never seen you having video calls with him..

Well yes but that's because he just got back two months ago and then he went back...

Ifunaya two whole months, you've been seeing a man in this house and I did not know...

Two whole months...

- The heart is deep. - He just wanted it to be on a down low.

Oh you know me I'm a witch.

No! I'm the witch that is going to stand in the way of your relationship goals...

- I'm sorry, I'm sorry... - No! Ah

As a witch, you know me I don't have man... so maybe that's why you didn't tell me...

- Okay Roli, I'm sorry, I'm sorry... - Okay...

Now you are sorry after you are now engaged abi?

- No it's okay, all of you used me and dumped me so... - Roli, Roli...

- Roli see, listen, listen... You have every right to be upset.

If I were you, I'll do times two. I'm sorry...

Listen, I just need you to do me a favour - I'm not. No do not...

- Do not ask for my forgiveness... - That's fine, eventually you will but...

But... Hold my hand. Come here...

I need you to promise me that you're going to be happy for me, no matter the circumstance

Kashoggi ?

Rolics ?

- You will not call me small god now? - small god ? Big god, jumbo god, ever--

- Congratulation - thank you mama

Thank you my love...

So when are we starting plans for the wedding...

- Me I’ll be in charge of catering, I’ll be charge of your - Ahn-ahn no.

We haven't gotten to that part yet.

I mean he traveled, you know, he went back.

I don't understand... He just engaged you and he traveled back.

- So I don't get to meet him? - Obviously

Hmmm

- I mean I'm happy for you, I'm not judging you... - Right...

- I'm super excited as the mother of the bride to be... - But...

- But, this one that he just engaged you-- - Roli there's nothing...

He had to go back to work, that's it.

Can I my hug now, the big one I wanted from the very beginning...

- The one I give you when I buy you something - you are going to talk about it right, wow...

- Oya come to mama, umm... - God in heaven.

Don't worry, I’ll sponsor your wedding...

- just one transaction - I don't think that will be necessary

- But it's okay, I like this new weave - look at this--

- Don't beg me , I won't borrow you. No... - Give me this your---

Ahn-ahn hei!

Cash money madam!

Ahn-ahn, see my girl o

Business that you just started yesterday,see the way you are just...

- ...Cashing out, counting in bundles... - You've made me lose count now

- is good.. - You are the reason girl....

I mean , you are my small god... After you na you

My kashoggy...

Ehen there's something I want to talk to you about...

Umm what's that... Hope it's not about the wedding o

Because me I’m rooting for chief bride's maid...

Don't come and tell me one thing, one thing...

I mean, don’t go and come and give it to that girl that left us because of man

Because I know you...

- It's not about the wedding - You know I used to buy the most things for you...

Yeah. Don’t worry if it's that one, I've got you covered.

- But that's not what I wanted to talk to you about...

I’ve got my own place and I'm moving out...

Umm?

But why?

- Did I offend you? - No...

- So why - Roli, why would you say that? No...

If anything you've being a very good friend to me.

You've clothe me, you've me, come on.

I mean what more can I ask for than for you to give me your blessings now that I'm moving out?

Argh...

I don't think it's... It's right...

- Shebi you are getting married soon.. - Oh I got the place before he proposed...

Oh... So you already had all your plans but you didn't involve me abi?

Roli, You've done too much for me, I mean like come on...

Just give me your blessings...

I don't remember complaining...

So where is the place?

Somewhere around erm... Igando

Ahn-ahn! Igando!

What did you misplace that you are looking for in Igando?

- Ahn-ahn, look at your self...

My agent couldn't find somewhere around here...

So we decided to you know, go to that side...

No Ifunaya, you are using agent?

- ..When you have me, a real estate- Top notch... - Roli...

- ...Real estate agent as your bestie-- - Roli, Roli...

That's-- see nothing has changed... I just didn't want to involve you...

You have done enough,I can't lay emphasis on that. Like come on...

You did not want to involve me...

- You didn't want to disturb me... - Um-hmm

Okay, it's good...

But me I cannot come to Igando...

- That place ah, it's not for people like me... - No worries

- You know my car is very low. Ehen... - Yes I know...

And the road there is really bad... You know ..

- All that--- No, no.. - Which other job do I have?

Don't worry I'll come and see you... Every other day, you'll be seeing at your door step, everyday...

I know you will miss me, you are the one that will miss me more...

You that will still come and be borrowing cloth

- ...You'll borrow hair.you'll borrow my shoe... - That's exactly what---

Come and hug me jor, that's exactly what I’ll miss..

Don't worry, you can come and still be borrowing hair and I'll buy it for you.

Wow, I don't even know what to say to you right now...

Tolu!

Tolu it's about to start, you'll not come now o...

I'll not rewind it for you o, After you'll now say I should...

tolu!

I miss my girls

Let me call her...

Why is her number not going?

Let me call Collins...

Umm

I'll not call him. He will think I'm cheap.

Let me call Tolu...

What?

Is this for real? No no...

Let me call Ify...

Ify pick up your phone...

Hello Ify, Ify I just sent you a picture now, can you see what your friend did?

Can you see what your friend did, your friend got engaged and she did not tell me...

She got engaged and she did not tell me... Can you see, can you see now?

I'm calling you now, you will not pick up.

You will not pick up when somebody needs to talk to you...

Immediately you get this message, call me as soon as you get this message...

Call me as soon as you get this message...

Can you imagine?

Can you imagine?

Ah!

All these Paupers

They are very ungrateful people...

even this one that I'm telling, shebi she got engaged and didn't tell me...

Tolu...

Oga I told you number 6.

Number 6, it's written boldly there...

Look around, just come down and stop disturbing me ! Ahn-ahn!

Ah! Sarah!

- Sarah!! - Yes ma.

So I have to call your name hundred times before you know you will come...

- Sorry ma. - Eh?

Go back...

What are you wearing? Why do you look like an idiot?

Why did you dress like an idiot to work? Eh?

When I got you this top, is this how I told you to combine it?

- No ma - Eh?

Go downstairs , go and pick up something from the dispatch rider...

- Okay ma - Ahn-ahn

You just like to be stupid.

Hello sir..

It's been delivered... Should I FedEx it to you now?

Oh, oh, not a problem, Not a problem... I'll deliver it myself

Yes. Unfailingly.

Thank you very much sir. Thank you...

This is it ma...

- Ehen? - Okay...

- Ehen. Sarah... - Ma...

- Have you paid your rent? - No ma...

Ahn-ahn, why didn't you tell me?

I don't want to disturb you ma.

As if you care.

It's not about any initiative because I know you don't have initiative...

Okay ma

If you like come to work tomorrow dressed like an idiot

- I won't - Wear the pink dress that I gave you?

Okay ma, thank you ma..

- I'll transfer your rent - thank you ma

- 45K right? - Yes ma...

- Thank you ma, God bless you ma. - Just do your job and do it well

- Okay ma... - Focus on your job...

- Yes ma - Ehen.

- Thank you ma... - Psst..

- So you will go and buy food, buy two plates, hmm? - Okay ma, yes ma.

Thank you ma.

If you like . Buy three meat you hear?

Buy as you like, since it's your money. Shebi I'm working for you...

Don't use your head and buy according to your condition...

Ehen...

Sarah ! Don't sleep there ! Hurry up !

- She's not even answering me.. Sarah !! - Yes ma..

I’ll get it...

Ify?

Babe who is it?

Oh hi...

Wellington mentioned you were bringing a package for me...

You knew she was coming?

Yeah. See babe...I'm tired of this hide and seek...

The package please...

Yeah the package...

Everything is inside. The documents....

Okay...

Yeah...

I’ll give you two a minute.

- Roli Listen... - After all that I have done for you?

Roli...

Rolake!

Rolake o!

Rolake! She will be inside, she will not answer.

She has no Character. She will not answer

Rolake!

If not because of this fish that I brought...

So that it doesn't get spoilt. Rolake, I will leave your fish outside o

Rolake, I know you are inside.

I brought fish for you, I will leave it hear and go.

If you like open the door.

If you like don't open the door, Nonsense.

Oh so you were inside the house?

- So you are inside... - Auntie, I was sleeping...

Sorry, come inside Ma

I mean...

Clearly there is more to this that meets the eye.

Eh, this more to it...

I will erm..

I will arrange a meeting..

Auntie, I don’t want to meet Ify o

I don’t want any meeting.

I don't want to see her...

I don't want, I don't want to see her

Who is the cause of this problem?

Yes!

- It's Ify... - No, it is you.

Rolake, it is you.

You are the one that gave the cat your supper to eat.

Yes, it is you.

The only thing that girl did...

Was; Not telling you.

Because you just said it now, you didn't want the boy.

You don't like that boy...

Right?

Is not a matter of; She snatched your boyfriend.

You did not like the boy... And then she like the boy...

But she should have told you.

As for Tolu...

I don't even understand... I will make sure she sees you before the wedding...

Which wedding? Who is doing wedding?

Ahn-han? What do you mean?

Wedding that is next week--- Engagement.

That's why I'm in Lagos now...

You didn't know?

- Aunty don't worry... - Tolu didn't tell you?

Aunty don't worry yourself, let's just forget about everything...

Please What do you want to eat?

This fight... Is it more than this?

Is it more than this?

Aunty don't worry...

- What do you want to eat?

Food? No, I'm okay...

I'll even be going soon, I just came to drop this fish...

It is dried fish, so that it doesn't get spoilt...

Your mummy said I should give it to you...

that one that you used to like.

- But, ah. - Let me be going...

- I thought you came to spend sometime with me.. - Ah no,no...

- Probably two days or three days... - Eh?

In this place? No

No, No.. Didn't you see how I sat?

I'm not even using my back to relax...

Because I don't want to spoil, this your expensive pillow...

I'm going to the fine place that Tolu rented for me and your mummy

She's coming nest week to meet me.

So we'll stay there for the wedding...

My mummy is coming for the wedding...

And she's not staying in my house?

I don't understand Aunty...

My mummy is coming and she's not staying in my house?

No we are not staying in your house...

Why you don't know?

She didn't even tell me...

- She did not tell you? - Yes...

- Rolake? - Argh.

When was the last time you spoke to your mother...

when is the last time you spoke to her?

Before phone will do griii

You have shouted "I don't have money"

Even when your mother calls that ask after our well being...

You don't have money

You are not the one calling but you are the one shout that...

That you don't have money

Are you the only one God has blessed...

God has blessed you.

Must you now rubbish everybody in the process

I'm asking you Rolake.

Look at it now, Ify has gone...

Tolu has gone.

Your mother is coming to Lagos, she's not staying with you.

Me You know that me I don't even like all the insults.

Because; If I take water, you may say I took too much...

If I breath... I've taken in too much air...

We can't put on the Television or touch anything...

All we here is; I bought it, My Money...

What should Otedola do then?

What should Mike Adenuga do?

My money... My money

Get yourself some behaviour, You don't have it.

You don't have it. That's not Important...

Help me order a taxi from your phone...

- Aunty don't worry, I’ll drop you... - Eh?!

Sit down. Drop me? Don't drop me.

Rolake don't drop me...

If not that your place is little far from the bus-stop,

In how many minutes, I’ll walk to the bus-stop.

Help me do that Taxi

Please make it a cash trip... I hear there's cash trip...

so I can pay for it.

- Aunty.. - Order the Taxi okay

Don't drop me... I don't want anybody to..

Because we can even be going now we will see traffic...

My heart will be beating fast that you may get angry and I am not---

- Just order the Taxi...

Roli erm..

What happened, you have not being to your office and your sites in days

They say You've not being picking your calls...

Why is it your business?

Rolake what is going on with you?

Do I look like anything is wrong with me?

As you can see, I'm fine.

Um-hmm.. Well this is not the Rolake I know anyway.

Oh! This is not the Tolu that I know too

This is not the Tolu that I use to know

Tolu you are so ungrateful !

Have you forgotten our years in school?

I squatted you in my room all your years in school...

I fed you, I paid your school fees...

Even after school, I brought you, carried your matter on my head...

All the way back to Lagos...

You stayed in my house, I fed you, I clothed you, I got you a job...

Even the man that you want to marry, that is intoxicating you...

-...That nobody... - And that is the exact reason I did not tell you!

And that is the exact reason I did not tell you...

Because you would have come to that gathering and made a mess of it.

Telling people the generation to revelation of what you've done for me.

What is wrong with you?

is it a curse. What do you have that you are all boasts?

What is wrong with you?

What is wrong with you?

Rolake God has given you a gift.

A gift to help people...

Because you want to seek validation...

Your thirst for appreciation has gotten the better part of you, why?

Why?

- Take Ify for example... - Hen-hen...

Don’t even mention the name of that ungrateful slut

- She's very ungrateful and she's a slut! - Ah..

- Very sluttish character - Oh... Because of what she did to you?

- Oh, so you know! -I recently found out.

You found out recently; When you found,you too you didn't see that...

that's very ungrat-- it's a sluttish behaviour.

- Sluttish behaviour - Ify is not a slut.

- She's not. - Continue defending her.

If you want to listen, you listen. Or I leave.

If you want to listen to the truth, you listen.

Ify is not a slut.

Maybe if you made her feel like she belongs to herself...

Like her whole world doesn't revolve around you...

Like if you leave the whole world will not stop...

Maybe she won't be limited to the boundary out set for her.

- She hurt me when she went after Collins - You said you didn't like Collins...

That he's not your type...

You treated him like shit.

Maybe I liked him small...

- I was just playing hard to get. - You like him small

- Yes - Small?

You can like somebody, hen-hen...

You have love in your being... Eh?

Rolake, that man chased you for years.

You treated him like shit.

You were not even nice to him one bit.

So if Ify was nice to him and he likes Ify, then it is what is.

Your loss!

Your loss, and this behavior is why I did not invite you for my engagement. Yes!

- Tolu, Please...

Tolu please

I'm sorry. I'm-- I feel really bad...

I'll change.

- Please Tolu... - Leave me.

I'll change... You know you are the only family that I have now...

- I'm the only family you have right? - Yes...

Why is that?

Why doesn't your Mom talk to you anymore?

it's because of you bad behaviour...

It's my bad behaviour...

Tolu Please... I'll change I promise.

I feel really bad now...

I've heard you...

- Tolu - Don't ruin my clothes, ado you know how much I got it?

So wedding...

You are just coming as a mere guest. Take.

- Tolu please let me help you... - Eh?

You want to what? We don’t need your help.

We are very okay, God has blessed us. We don't need your help!

Thank you for all you have done for me.

Eh? Help?

We don't need it.

In fact, we have a whole table for you alone...

You will sit down there with your body and your soul together...

You can tell the cutlery, the fork, the drinks, the meat, the rice...

How you helped me... you know, they will like to hear it.

Because I don't want any human being near you.

The day is for me, not you. My day, it's not about you...

I have to go, Nelson is outside. He's waiting for me

- Eh? He's outside , he didn't come inside? - Ah, he doesn't like you.

- Tolu, am I that bad? - Huh?

- Rolake? - Huh? Yes dear?

- Rolakemi ? - Cousin mi?

- Rolake of life... - Cousin mi?

You...

You are the absolute worst

You?

Erm...

Roli hi...

- Listen... - Does he treat you good?

- Yeah, he does.

Come...

Ify I’m sorry for how bad I treated you...

I'm sorry for all the hurtful things and hateful things I said to you

I'm sorry for putting you down every time...

Erm I’m proud of the woman you’ve become...

And erm, even though I never admit it...

I'm so proud. And If there's anything, I want your friendship.

Who are you and what have you done to my friend?

Why do you think I'm here? Of course I'll like to have my friend back...

- Gosh I miss you. - Thank you

Listen, nobody is perfect okay...

And yes , you did have some shitty behaviour but...

Above all, you are a nice friend...

Thank you... I love you...

Girl, I love you more...

And one more thing...

As for the seat, you will not be sitting alone...

- Because I'll be right next to you... - Thank you...

- You look good by the way. Can I borrow this wig/ - you can have it

- you can actually keep it. - What did you do to my friend---

- let's go - I’ll get the gate

Wow, thank you...

thank you...