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now we have the latest from the middle east

reports are just coming in from official sources

in the saudi arabian capital

we have that the attack in the sinai peninsula

earlier today was indeed a nuclear attack

we're still awaiting official confirmation

for the ministry of defense

oh humble

take a seat

i'm having a bacon sandwich

what would you like i'll have the same and coffee

same again please

i'm sorry to drag you all the way here

so what's all this about

i just wanted to have a chat to you about a few things

and i thought it'd be good to get out of the office

that's like you

change of scenery is always good don't you think

thanks

we're struggling and i'm worried

what do you mean

sail detaining off and now

we discussed the trustee

at the board meeting three months ago i know

so why bring me all the way down here

for something we could have discussed in the office

i know i know

i want to see what's really underlined

i think there was something about our problems

that can't be dealt with at board level

go on

to be honest

i think the problem started when you married my sister

please don't misunderstand

but you come against the family business somehow

i don't know

so what you saying

to be honest i've been rocking my mind

trying to figure out what the problem is

i just don't know

what is this

big brother disapproving a little sister's partner

no no it's nothing like that

so what is it then

oh i know you think i'm some sort of toy boy is that it

please oh no

you see your sister coming back from spain

with a black man half her age

you look at me and think oh no

charlatan yes

to be honest i was worried

yeah i bet you were

you couldn't believe that a forty year old woman

could truly love a twenty five year old man

or in fact that twenty five year old man

could truly love a forty year old woman

is is that it

thanks

to be honest

i thought you would take an advantage of a vulnerable

single woman

desperate to have a child before it was too late

a rich vulnerable woman at that

imagine it from my point of view

would you not have been worried

look

don't take this the wrong way

but i now know that you and jazz both love each other

i'm okay with all of that

i'm just thinking about the business

so what you say that i'm not up to it

you and jazz have both been distracted recently

admit it there was nothing else on jazz's mind

but her fertility treatment

yours must be the same

but it's not affecting my performance max i know that

i know this sia

he's kind of psychic and a medium actually

he may be able to help us understand what's going on

you kidding me right

you're a scientist you run a pharmaceutical company

i'm just really unsure where you going with this

i'm just convinced that all things are connected

i think of the business i think of myself

i think about you and jazz trying to have a baby

i think about all of this shit going on around us

somehow i just feel they're all connected

but it doesn't make sense

in a kind of mechanistic cause and effect why

i just want us to try it

don't trust me of course i trust you you're family now

do it for me if nothing else

does chance go about this no

not at all

don't fucking go again

wait shut the fuck up bitch

well where is she then

i don't see her coming to rescue you

how should i know

you don't even know where your own daughter is

you don't even know who you are daddy

fucking smurf over there

three pairs haven't you smurf go on fuck off

fuck off white nigga

what did you just say

i say do you even

fucking know who you really are thank you

it's wet

well i mean

put it this way

if i have the right to choose a partner

who can choose who i sleep with isn't this

in a way of choosing the characteristics of my child

if i have the right to do this in my choice of a man

why should i not be able to do it

with my choice of going to recon sperm

thank you sandra

thanks for calling in

and remember you can call us two o four three six

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or email morning debate at radio thirteen dot dab

we've got on the phone

dave are you there dave

dave can you hear me

hello dave are you there

a bit of a crackly line dave hello

yeah i'm here

hello okay dave

the nation is listening

what do you want to say on this topic we're discussing

right well what gets me is all this stuff synonymous

and your point being

well if everything's like random

and we have no idea who our parents are

who our grandparents are or our uncles and so on

well how do we know who we are

okay well dave

if i can ask you a question

are we not the choices we make in our own lives

in the circumstances which we choice

i mean i don't think i know what that is

i mean when i think about me

going back to the beginning of time

the unbroken link

all the way back to the beginning of time

to the beginning of life on earth

maybe even further

but life without any breaks well

i want to know as much about that lineage as possible

it's like i'm a link between the beginning of time

and the end of time isn't that special

how you feeling

okay

all things considered so far so good

we've been through this process twice before

i'm sorry jazz

what if it doesn't work

from all the science things good

yes but what if it doesn't work

what are the options

we are using your own eggs and sperm

which is preferable

but there is the option of using donut eggs

and donut sperm

however there is a crisis in supply

and demand is significantly outstripping supply

especially for mixed race girls

adoption is an option

i'm sorry doctor

we'll be back

josh

jaws

jazz what is it

we'll work our way through this you see

the doctors are a lot more positive than last time

i only had known when i was younger what i know now

could have been a mother

actually

i am in love

what are you talking about jazz

robert and i conceived

it's a long time

never told me about this before

who's robert

it's just one of my exes

i was too young and there was a problem

i had my whole career ahead of me

i had to just

it's okay

no it's not okay

of course it's okay

just these things happen it's common

it's not okay

there was a problem

i gave the blaster system for adoption

i fucking gave it away

like some kind of faulty goods at a department store

they fucking look at me

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so what's supposed to happen

everyone has someone somewhere

who can connect with them

but not every seer is for everyone

fuck you know max what are we doing here

it's okay campbell

i know tim is good

but you must have something

i don't think i'm the right person

oh fucking hell i mean this is a load of crap

hey but sensory

if you got something at least say something

it's okay tim i know you work for us and all that stuff

forget about all that just do what you do

we're all equal here

oh for christ's sake i mean what are we doing here

you know max tells me the best at this kind of stuff

what all you can do is stare at me

go on if you've got something then say it christ sake

i don't think what i say

is something i supposed to make you know

max what are we doing here

just calm down campbell

it's okay tim don't worry just say what you have to say

it's important that you understand

i don't usually know the meaning of what i say

i can just tell you what i say

get on with it

it's not completely clear but

give me a break

all i can say is that you and your mother are married

and you're trying for a child

what the fuck

what you think you're saying you fucking quack

just wait a minute

the fuck did you bring me here for

there is more

do you think i want to listen to any more

you're twisted for and you met for

see what you do max

and you've rubbed this poor little fucker

into your devious plan

please campbell

try to ask me out the company aren't you

please campbell stop it

ever since i married your sister

you've been able to get me

that is not true fuck you

so

are you darling

is that you darling yeah

yeah it's me

oh no

you're home early

just getting ready to go and meet susan

you alright humble

what's wrong

tell me what's happened

you went on the scan

what are you on about

your brother scam to ask me from the company

what

you should never let me in your life

you're gold digger please come on what happened

your brother took me to csa

what a clairvoyant

clairvoyant

fucking worked for us as well i knew it was dodgy

are you sure you're not in on this you know what

i haven't got a clue what you're talking about

your brother's trying to get rid of you

why are you saying this

he took me to see a clairvoyant

campbell it doesn't make any sense

my brother a clairvoyant what's going on

he's worried about the business

he thinks i'm the problem

well clairvoyant

he's the last person you'd see of clairvoyant

please tell me the whole story

you said you're my mother

oh who is this guy some kind of fraudian trickster

oh i can't believe you're taking this seriously

come on wake up darling

think about it me your mother

why would it take me there

why would you say those things

don't worry about it darling

i'm gonna have a word with max he's clearly off the

happy new year

hello

oh my god

suddenly i feel like

there's so much more need to find out about you man

it's funny when

you're just thinking about the future all the time

but it gets to a point when you realize

that without knowing your past

there is no future

are you the new doctor

no more

it's me campbell

campbell

yes mom

campbell

your son

my son

yes mum

your son

but i don't have a son

it's me

i was here two weeks ago

remember

jumbo

how are you i'm fine

how about you uncle well we're all getting older

what are you doing here young man

i think the last time i saw you

was at your father's funeral

i always told them the truth would come out one day

but they are such difficulty telling you why

they should have made it part of your

growing up oh why i

why the secret was shame i suppose

you see they left it late

they had such difficulty conceiving

they tried everything

then at the time there was a change in the law

and the introduction of widespread genetic profiling

you might as well tell me everything

but it shouldn't be me let's tell him

well it got to the point where your mother

accepted a donated blast assist transfer

a normal blast assist transfer involves allowing a

fertilized egg

to start his development outside the womb

and then transferring it into the womb at a later stage

jumbler i don't know what to say

i just want the truth

don't you think i deserve it

of course

the fact is that there was this couple

deciding not to continue with their blasters treatment

and persuaded to donate

and well your mother

well there was some kind of problem

probably

it's all a bit hazing

it's a long time ago

uncle my father's dad

my mother she doesn't even know who i am anymore

who else is there but you

well don't be put off by her current state

she always loved you

without her intervention you wouldn't be here

so she's not my mother she is your mother

she carried you in a womb she gave birth to you

i'm your uncle

despite the problems you made her happy

next video

go go go

there it goes

run run run run

haha haha

haha

really approaching that's faster

excuse me sir

any of the kids in this park yours

what any of the children in this park are they yours no

i'm gonna have to ask you to move on

what i'm gonna have to ask you to move on sir

why because this area is reserved for parents only

it's a public place

sure they can sit wherever i like

i'm afraid not

know i've got to think of

the health and safety of the children

oh i get it

think of some sort

jesus christ

fuck off

i am your mother tom why did you say that

leave me alone

haha

so what does this mean

it means that your bajiko mother

was being treated for fertility problems

and undergoing blast assist treatment

but in your case your biblical mother decided to donate

as it so happens

i can see on our system that your biological mother

has registered an interest in meeting you

should you wish it

it's entirely your decision

jazz

jazz

message one today three ten pm

hello campbell it's helena here

please give me a call urgently

john in hong kong has been in touch

and there seems to be a problem bye

message to today three fifteen p m

hi tumble please give me a call we need to talk

i've been trying to move out

where the hell are you

campbell where are you

i've been trying to get hold of you

please give me a call

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so what happened was i went to this fertility clinic

and yes i went

and i imagined what the one would look like

what this ideal father would be and yes

it was kind of an amalgamation of all my ex boyfriends

but i could see him in front of me

anyway they were really good at the clinic

because they'll be dealing with ladies like me

all the time

and they just kind of sit you in front of this database

with all these guys in it

and i couldn't believe how many they had

i mean it's like flicking through an argos catalogue

because you just choose

you can kind of just choose the best

and there's no guilt about that

you just get on and do it

and they would do some basic compatibility tests

but you choose what you want

and so i started with you know the simple things

you know how you would look

so a hair color

eyes height

but then you get

you know things that aren't connected to

you know the physical look of the kid

and then you start thinking about other things

like career in hobbies

and i suppose that's exactly what you'd be considering

if there was a real dad out there

do you know what i mean

and also of course

i was hitting that age that your mom's telling you

and your friends are telling you

and scientists are telling you

and doctors are telling you that the clock is ticking

and your chances are diminishing

so luke anyway

the end of the journey is i have got this little lad

i mean look at him he's gorgeous isn't he

and who cares he hasn't got a dad

oh my god

no

oh my motherfucker

i don't know why

why would i be at james's i already told you where oh

i told you

i swear i did

we saw them out didn't we yeah

you've got to listen to me why would

are you sure you're my girl now bitch you know i am

you know i'm a girl you know zach got a problem

you okay do you need some help

fuck off

she's none of your fucking business

you sure you're okay

here you were the girl fuck off don't need no help

oi

you you got any spare change please sir

look we're desperate

we've not eaten in three days we're starving

we need food

have you got any spare cash or anything

please sir please

one or two you'd find yourselves a job

why would we want to do a thing like that

so you can find yourselves a proper place to live

why so you can have a nice life together

look

what do you think we're doing here huh

do you not think that we have a nice life together

thank you sir thank you very much appreciated

god bless sir god bless

we've been able to do it so quickly

because she also lives in town

once the decision has been made by both parties

it's best to move quickly

are you happy with that

okay good i've arranged the vine on key street four

did you know anything about this

nick i'm in the middle of a call

did you know about this i'm sorry

i'll call you back no problem

i'm sorry campbell i couldn't it's okay

did you know when we had that meeting yesterday

that he was going to fire me

what you on about nick i've been let go

what don't you guys talk to each other

he's just let me go

please have a seat

cool i thought i worked for you

now he's let me go max

i know we're struggling

but didn't think it was this bad

the last thing you want

is to get rid of your sales staff

and you need to build and recover

i'm not gonna do camel

i'm fifty

i've got no chance

hi

campbell he's in the meeting

oh campbell nice visit join us

i think you know mr baker

and this is mr

beckett from beckett and wheeler associates mr

jones who has kindly agreed to come in

and take a closer look at our autism accounts

or we were just discussing the situation

with our reserves

hi babe i hope you get this message soon

there's been a bit of a situation here

so i'm not gonna be back till later

i'm gonna eat something else

so please don't wait for me

i'll see you soon i love you

lift going down

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unk en unk

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oh

ahh

ahh

yeah

yeah

she just stared at me and stepped out

it's just stead of me steps out

steps out

just stepped out

she just stared at me and stepped out

sir please step back

she just stared at me and stepped out she rose

she just stared at me and stepped out

it's just gonna happen

are you doing well

what did you got it for me

it was not just a metaphor

what

tim was right

she killed herself

mr jones no

can i help are you a relative yes

i'm her brother

well i assume you knew she was pregnant

i knew they were trying

and she was pregnant

and would manage to save the embryo

but i didn't realize the embryo had been reimplanted

no this was no implant

this was a natural pregnancy very very early

campbell

campbell are you home

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what are you doing

if you see or hear from campbell

please call me immediately

everything's so strange around here at the minute

what's going on

quick and satisfying

unk en

unk

what is going

on

campbell

anyway

you stay away from him bastard don't come any closer

okay folks

it's okay what do you mean it's okay

coming to get you

my brother in law

no no

he's my uncle

come on campbell make your fucking mind up

come on then mark

what are you doing here

come on

what are you

my uncle

or my brother in law

come with me campbell we need to talk this through

i ain't going anywhere

i'm cold

i'm staying here stay here

come with me let's talk

i ain't going anywhere

kyle will go back to that

fucking world we were living in

if only for jazz's sake

oh fuck you mention her name to me again do it

she was pregnant

doctor told me they saved her embryo

naturally pregnant

they saved her embryo campbell

a very early pregnancy they saved it

your child

we could find a surrogate mother and we could

come what are you doing motherfucker

what are you doing campbell

just make sure she grows up knowing the truth

now fuck off

swallow me

let your eyes

let me fear

i still feel

let me fear no evil from you

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