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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:02:02,208 --> 00:02:05,833 Ladies and gentlemen, it's "Blind Date". 4 00:02:05,958 --> 00:02:09,583 And here is your host, Miss Cilla Black! 5 00:02:30,375 --> 00:02:32,291 Thank you! 6 00:02:32,416 --> 00:02:34,166 Hello and welcome to "Blind Date", 7 00:02:34,291 --> 00:02:36,333 the show that tries to find a boy and a girl 8 00:02:36,458 --> 00:02:38,625 who go together like birds of a feather. 9 00:02:38,750 --> 00:02:41,541 Will the billing and cooing lead to wooing? 10 00:02:41,666 --> 00:02:45,125 Or will the day they both met be the day that they'll regret? 11 00:03:14,833 --> 00:03:16,000 It's been quite a week 12 00:03:16,125 --> 00:03:18,250 for clashes and confrontations in the arts. 13 00:03:18,375 --> 00:03:20,666 The British Prime Minister, Mrs Margaret Thatcher became 14 00:03:20,791 --> 00:03:22,541 the patron of an admirable new scheme 15 00:03:22,666 --> 00:03:26,208 to get business and industry to sponsor the arts at the same time 16 00:03:26,208 --> 00:03:29,333 as the Conservative Government that she heads was under fire 17 00:03:29,458 --> 00:03:31,666 from prominent figures in the arts world. 18 00:03:31,791 --> 00:03:35,041 The bone of contention is a clause, Clause 28... 19 00:03:39,625 --> 00:03:41,625 If you're just joining us, this is Peter Brackley. 20 00:03:41,750 --> 00:03:43,208 Welcome to "Sports Report". 21 00:03:43,333 --> 00:03:44,500 FA Cup, sixth round: 22 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:47,416 Everton two, Ipswich Town one. 23 00:03:47,541 --> 00:03:49,208 Tottenham Hotspur nil, Liverpool one... 24 00:03:49,333 --> 00:03:53,166 # Give me courage When the world is rough 25 00:03:53,291 --> 00:03:57,500 ♪ Keep me loving Though the world is tough... ♪ 26 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:12,208 - What? 27 00:04:12,333 --> 00:04:14,208 I could forge your nan's signature better, Siobhan. 28 00:04:14,333 --> 00:04:15,875 - But I didn't. - Do you want me to call her? 29 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,708 No. Don't. 30 00:04:18,333 --> 00:04:20,541 If there's a problem at home, you can tell me, you know? 31 00:04:21,291 --> 00:04:23,791 Can't have my star player missing any more matches, can I? 32 00:04:25,250 --> 00:04:27,916 - OK. I'll call her. 33 00:04:28,041 --> 00:04:29,791 You and your bloody fan club! 34 00:04:48,083 --> 00:04:49,666 Carol. 35 00:04:49,666 --> 00:04:51,708 Would you prefer to take the class yourself? 36 00:04:52,916 --> 00:04:55,000 OK. Erm... 37 00:04:55,750 --> 00:04:58,291 Can anyone tell me what "fight or flight" means? 38 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:01,250 I'm not just talking about netball. 39 00:05:02,166 --> 00:05:04,333 "Fight or flight", any ideas? 40 00:05:08,333 --> 00:05:09,416 Carol? 41 00:05:09,416 --> 00:05:11,125 You can see me after, OK? 42 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,500 There you go. 43 00:05:20,375 --> 00:05:21,791 Instincts. 44 00:05:21,916 --> 00:05:23,541 I'm talking about instincts. 45 00:05:24,166 --> 00:05:26,208 The body responds far quicker than the brain. 46 00:05:27,041 --> 00:05:29,791 Faced with sudden danger, the body begins to respond 47 00:05:29,916 --> 00:05:31,833 before the brain has even thought about it. 48 00:05:34,333 --> 00:05:36,041 Steak pie, that, man. 49 00:05:36,166 --> 00:05:37,250 What you having for dinner? 50 00:05:37,375 --> 00:05:39,708 Don't, man, honestly. Martin's got us on this new diet. 51 00:05:39,833 --> 00:05:42,333 Have you heard of it? It's called "SlimFast". 52 00:05:42,791 --> 00:05:45,000 Just one of these in the morning and one at night. 53 00:05:45,125 --> 00:05:46,708 Martin says I'll be wasting away by Easter. 54 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:51,666 Oh, God. Ah, dear... 55 00:05:52,791 --> 00:05:53,833 Nah. This, man. 56 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,291 - That's horrible. - That's minging. 57 00:05:56,416 --> 00:05:57,916 I want that, though. 58 00:06:49,291 --> 00:06:50,375 - Hiya. - Oh, hello. 59 00:06:50,500 --> 00:06:52,458 - How are you? - Hiya! Yeah, OK. 60 00:06:53,250 --> 00:06:54,458 Hey. 61 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,250 - Hiya. - Hey. 62 00:07:10,750 --> 00:07:12,125 Cheers! Cheers! Cheers! 63 00:07:14,625 --> 00:07:17,125 - Oh, come on, Baby Jean. - Right, stop... stop calling me that. 64 00:07:17,250 --> 00:07:18,333 - Come on. - It suits ya. 65 00:07:24,125 --> 00:07:26,208 - Lightweight! Lightweight! 66 00:07:26,333 --> 00:07:28,291 This is exciting. 67 00:07:28,416 --> 00:07:29,458 Out my way. 68 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:30,666 All right, then, love. 69 00:07:34,791 --> 00:07:36,583 Have a lickle stretch. 70 00:07:46,625 --> 00:07:48,958 - Excuse me. - That's... I'm not having this. 71 00:07:50,791 --> 00:07:53,291 Oh, no. Oh... stop it. 72 00:07:55,416 --> 00:07:56,958 What? No way! 73 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,333 Nice shot. 74 00:08:06,125 --> 00:08:07,125 There she is! 75 00:08:07,250 --> 00:08:08,541 I'm bored. 76 00:08:09,583 --> 00:08:11,375 It's not over till the fat lady sings. 77 00:08:11,375 --> 00:08:13,458 Well, I'm the fat lady, and I'm calling it! 78 00:08:13,583 --> 00:08:15,333 Now someone get us a drink! 79 00:08:15,458 --> 00:08:16,666 - Drink, drink, drink! - Go on, Jean. 80 00:08:16,791 --> 00:08:17,833 - Your go. - Your turn. 81 00:08:17,958 --> 00:08:19,333 - Me? - Teacher, you won. 82 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:23,583 - I got the last one. - I know, but the winner gets the drinks in. 83 00:08:23,708 --> 00:08:25,333 ♪ Duh-nuh-nuh, nuh, nuh ♪ 84 00:08:27,833 --> 00:08:29,250 ♪ Duh-nuh-nuh, nuh, nuh ♪ 85 00:08:29,375 --> 00:08:30,500 Thanks, love! 86 00:08:30,625 --> 00:08:31,541 Hello! 87 00:09:15,875 --> 00:09:18,250 Oh, no. Please. No, not that again. 88 00:09:18,875 --> 00:09:20,291 I need it. 89 00:09:21,750 --> 00:09:23,708 You're sick in the head, you know that, don't you? 90 00:09:23,833 --> 00:09:26,875 I would just like you to imagine as you lie there 91 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:31,666 that the body is powering down, ready to sleep for the night. 92 00:09:31,791 --> 00:09:36,541 Allow thoughts to come and go, but begin to notice the sensation 93 00:09:36,666 --> 00:09:39,708 of the muscles in your legs switching off. 94 00:10:35,750 --> 00:10:38,208 Any second now, she's gonna get clattered. 95 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:40,583 He's gonna take her down and she'll come crying to me. 96 00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:43,041 - Why is he so boisterous? 97 00:10:43,625 --> 00:10:44,750 Look at that. 98 00:10:47,958 --> 00:10:49,958 - Well, that's a waste, isn't it? - Why's that? 99 00:10:50,708 --> 00:10:53,833 Well, she'll not be needing footwork like that on a netball court. 100 00:10:53,958 --> 00:10:55,291 Well, you could always sign her on. 101 00:10:56,291 --> 00:10:58,666 And you'll take the boys for netball, too, will you? 102 00:10:59,791 --> 00:11:01,250 I don't see why not. 103 00:11:17,625 --> 00:11:19,333 - Abigail Dawson. - Yeah, Miss. 104 00:11:21,291 --> 00:11:22,291 - Mindy Singh. - Yeah, Miss. 105 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,333 Lois Jackson. 106 00:11:25,583 --> 00:11:26,875 Does anyone know where Lois is? 107 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,416 - Who? - Dunno. 108 00:11:29,333 --> 00:11:31,166 - Gary Blakefield. - Here, Miss. 109 00:11:32,083 --> 00:11:34,416 Christopher... Lois! 110 00:11:34,541 --> 00:11:35,500 Lois? 111 00:11:35,625 --> 00:11:36,625 Come on in. 112 00:11:36,625 --> 00:11:38,625 I'm Miss Newman. Have youse got your kit yet? 113 00:11:38,625 --> 00:11:41,041 - No. - Er... that's OK. 114 00:11:41,166 --> 00:11:42,791 We'll find you something. Michelle, do we... 115 00:11:42,791 --> 00:11:45,500 - Can I just watch? - Can you just watch? 116 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:49,333 Is there something funny, Mike? 117 00:11:50,458 --> 00:11:52,583 - Nah, Miss. - OK, then, grow up. 118 00:11:54,541 --> 00:11:56,375 Erm... 119 00:11:56,375 --> 00:11:58,208 Yeah, OK, you can sit this one out, 120 00:11:58,333 --> 00:11:59,791 but in future, it's not really optional. 121 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,250 I need you in two teams. Jimmy, can you get over here? 122 00:12:06,375 --> 00:12:07,625 Mike, over there. 123 00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:12,416 Come on, then, guys. 124 00:12:12,541 --> 00:12:14,250 One, two, three, bulldog! 125 00:12:16,125 --> 00:12:17,833 That's it, Mike! 126 00:12:20,541 --> 00:12:23,208 Come on! One, two, three, bulldog! 127 00:12:27,666 --> 00:12:30,041 One, two, three, bulldog! 128 00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:37,958 Come by the office tomorrow. I'll sort you out with some kit. 129 00:12:38,083 --> 00:12:39,083 All right? 130 00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:44,666 - You thought about joining the netball team? - No. 131 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,875 You could come along later and get a feel for it, if you like. 132 00:12:53,208 --> 00:12:55,125 - Have you played? - No. 133 00:12:55,250 --> 00:12:57,541 But I know you can't run when you've got the ball. 134 00:13:00,166 --> 00:13:01,708 I reckon you'll be good at it. 135 00:13:01,833 --> 00:13:03,125 Nah, I'm good. 136 00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:09,041 Let me know if you change your mind. 137 00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:33,041 What? 138 00:13:35,541 --> 00:13:36,333 Nothing. 139 00:13:36,458 --> 00:13:39,541 Oh... really? Am I distracting you? 140 00:13:41,666 --> 00:13:42,833 No. 141 00:13:43,958 --> 00:13:45,708 - Just quite loud. 142 00:13:45,708 --> 00:13:47,208 Oh, yeah? 143 00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,083 How loud? 144 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,250 Sounds like you're snoring. 145 00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:53,666 - No, it doesn't. 146 00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:57,666 - Come on, show us what it's like. 147 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,208 - Ladies and gentlemen... 148 00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:07,833 Wow! OK. 149 00:14:07,958 --> 00:14:09,750 ...Miss Cilla Black! 150 00:14:09,875 --> 00:14:11,666 Oh, no, no way. 151 00:14:11,791 --> 00:14:13,333 What? 152 00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:15,291 - No way. We're not watching that. - Why? 153 00:14:17,708 --> 00:14:20,333 "Oh, Kevin! If you fall for me, 154 00:14:20,458 --> 00:14:23,208 I promise I'll suck your cock every week 155 00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:26,000 and never ever emasculate you in front of your friends." 156 00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:30,666 You do realise they fill our tellies with this here to distract us 157 00:14:30,791 --> 00:14:32,333 from what's really going on? 158 00:14:32,458 --> 00:14:33,875 Such a conspiracy theorist. 159 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,041 I'm telling you. 160 00:14:36,541 --> 00:14:38,166 Not everything is political. 161 00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:39,416 Of course it is. 162 00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:13,791 Who's that? 163 00:15:14,666 --> 00:15:16,041 How should I know? 164 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:18,291 Erm... 165 00:15:19,541 --> 00:15:21,041 Er... hang on. 166 00:15:23,791 --> 00:15:24,708 Oh, shit. 167 00:15:28,708 --> 00:15:31,375 - What's going on? - It's... it's my sister. 168 00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:35,041 Can you just... you know? 169 00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:42,458 Fuck. 170 00:15:45,833 --> 00:15:47,416 Sorry, Jeanie. I tried ringing. 171 00:15:47,416 --> 00:15:49,333 Erm... Tim's mam's been taken to hospital. 172 00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:51,083 They think she might have had a stroke. 173 00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:53,416 Could you watch our Sammy? I don't think it'll be too long. 174 00:15:53,541 --> 00:15:55,625 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Of course, yeah, that's fine. 175 00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:57,500 Oh, really? Thank you so much. You're a star. 176 00:15:57,625 --> 00:15:59,541 Yeah, we'll be OK, won't we, Sammy? 177 00:15:59,666 --> 00:16:02,416 Don't go all shy on us. Say hello to Auntie Jean. 178 00:16:02,541 --> 00:16:03,375 If you're lucky, 179 00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:05,208 I'll let you watch cartoons before bed. 180 00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:07,208 - How's that? - Thank you. 181 00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:08,375 - OK. - Thank you. 182 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,416 OK. Right, off you go. 183 00:16:11,041 --> 00:16:12,750 Love you! Bye! 184 00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:14,125 Bye. Bye-bye. 185 00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:19,500 His gran's just been rushed to hospital. 186 00:16:19,625 --> 00:16:21,083 They didn't want to take him with them. 187 00:16:21,208 --> 00:16:22,333 Who's that? 188 00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:24,125 Sammy, this is my friend, Viv. 189 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,500 Viv, this is Sammy. 190 00:16:26,291 --> 00:16:27,458 Hiya. 191 00:16:30,625 --> 00:16:32,458 You can watch telly for five minutes, OK? 192 00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:34,166 And then I'll take you up to bed. 193 00:16:37,958 --> 00:16:39,041 Sorry. 194 00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:40,916 "Friend", is it? 195 00:16:43,291 --> 00:16:45,041 - Well, he's five. - And? 196 00:16:46,041 --> 00:16:47,125 Don't. 197 00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:49,041 Don't what? 198 00:16:49,833 --> 00:16:51,875 Well, don't tell me how to be with my own family. 199 00:16:54,666 --> 00:16:55,958 OK. 200 00:16:58,208 --> 00:16:59,666 I'll, er... call you tomorrow, then? 201 00:17:02,041 --> 00:17:03,166 OK. 202 00:17:05,541 --> 00:17:06,583 Enjoy your cartoons. 203 00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:22,958 "I like women to be feminine. 204 00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:24,666 "What is the most feminine thing about you?" 205 00:17:24,666 --> 00:17:25,708 Hmm... 206 00:17:29,375 --> 00:17:31,250 Right, come on, then, Sam. Bath time. 207 00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:33,000 It's not finished. 208 00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:34,333 I don't care. 209 00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:37,333 Quickly! 210 00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:40,625 Up you go. 211 00:18:01,958 --> 00:18:03,208 Hey. Stop that! 212 00:18:04,791 --> 00:18:06,666 Stop it! Right, that's it! 213 00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:18,083 Hey. Hey, it's OK. 214 00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:22,291 It's OK. 215 00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:32,833 I'm sorry. 216 00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:35,125 I shouldn't have yelled at you. 217 00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:42,583 Good boy. 218 00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:51,125 - Shall we read a story? Yeah. - Yeah. 219 00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:52,541 What do you wanna read? 220 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,166 Superman. 221 00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:03,833 Me, too. 222 00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:08,375 - Ready? - Yeah. 223 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:09,583 Come on, then. 224 00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:41,708 Hello? 225 00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:44,250 I'm sorry. 226 00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:47,000 Oh, yeah? What for? 227 00:19:48,833 --> 00:19:50,375 For being an idiot. 228 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:51,583 Right. 229 00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:58,875 Meet me by the holiday park on Blyth Road in half an hour. 230 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,291 Why? 231 00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:09,583 What is it that scares you? 232 00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,500 - All of it. 233 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,041 Well, you're not backing out now. 234 00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:36,708 - Are you OK back there? - Look at the road! 235 00:21:07,041 --> 00:21:08,750 - Wait for me! 236 00:21:21,833 --> 00:21:24,000 Whoo! 237 00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:30,916 You can phone the organisers on 0-1-8-3-7-6-6-6-6. 238 00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:33,875 That's 0-1, if you're calling from outside London, 239 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,750 8-3-7-6-6-6-6. 240 00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:37,916 Lucy? 241 00:21:38,041 --> 00:21:41,208 In Haringey, positive images of homosexuality prompted 242 00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:44,125 a violent response from protesting parents. 243 00:21:44,625 --> 00:21:48,125 The New Clause is a group of Conservative MPs' response. 244 00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:50,916 The central provisions are that homosexuality 245 00:21:51,041 --> 00:21:53,333 must not be promoted in state schools, 246 00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:56,958 and it outlaws teaching the acceptability of homosexuality 247 00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:59,958 as a pretended family relationship. The bill... 248 00:22:00,083 --> 00:22:01,291 What does that even mean? 249 00:22:01,291 --> 00:22:03,666 "Pretended family relationships". 250 00:22:03,666 --> 00:22:07,541 The clause is expected to go through substantially unchanged, not least... 251 00:22:07,666 --> 00:22:09,250 I found myself lying the other day. 252 00:22:11,375 --> 00:22:13,500 I had to call one of the kids' parents and I got... 253 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,250 I dunno. 254 00:22:18,791 --> 00:22:20,375 And I told her I was my boss. 255 00:22:22,416 --> 00:22:25,083 I didn't plan it or anything, but I felt like if I had... 256 00:22:25,875 --> 00:22:29,083 ...told her it was me, she might think... 257 00:22:29,208 --> 00:22:31,208 There's something going on between you two? 258 00:22:31,875 --> 00:22:33,250 Yeah. 259 00:22:33,375 --> 00:22:35,166 Between me and the kids. 260 00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:38,250 - It's stupid. - No, it's not stupid. 261 00:22:39,791 --> 00:22:41,916 You know that's what they want, though, don't you? 262 00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,416 - Right, love. What can I get you? - Fish 'n' chips. 263 00:22:58,541 --> 00:23:00,958 - Do you want peas or beans with that? - Er, peas, please. 264 00:23:01,083 --> 00:23:03,083 - Won't be long. - She's friendly. 265 00:23:07,916 --> 00:23:10,500 This is not a beauty parlour. Get cracking, please, ladies. 266 00:23:10,625 --> 00:23:12,708 How would you know what a beauty parlour looks like? 267 00:23:12,833 --> 00:23:14,541 We were all young and dumb once, you know, Carol? 268 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,291 You did a good job out there, Rachel. If you carry on like that, 269 00:23:18,416 --> 00:23:21,041 you'll be able to take on the sixth-formers by the end of term. 270 00:23:22,208 --> 00:23:24,625 You should be dressed by now. Come along, ladies! 271 00:23:24,750 --> 00:23:27,583 Urgh, Miss, what you looking at? Get out, you perv! 272 00:23:32,625 --> 00:23:33,875 Fancy a pint? 273 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,416 A few of us are heading down the Lodge. 274 00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:38,458 Sorry? 275 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:39,916 Er... no, I can't. 276 00:23:40,041 --> 00:23:41,958 I'm, erm... I'm minding my nephew tonight. 277 00:23:42,083 --> 00:23:44,000 Friday night? Hope they're paying you. 278 00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:46,916 - See ya Monday. - See ya Monday. 279 00:23:50,708 --> 00:23:53,333 "Lonely lesbian seeking intimate relationship 280 00:23:53,458 --> 00:23:56,333 "with someone who shares my hobbies and interests. 281 00:23:56,458 --> 00:23:57,958 "I don't really enjoy clubbing, 282 00:23:58,083 --> 00:24:01,541 "but prefer a walk on the beach or a trip to the allotment!" 283 00:24:03,250 --> 00:24:05,416 "Eagerly awaiting your replies." 284 00:24:06,333 --> 00:24:08,416 Oh, God! Here y'are, this one. 285 00:24:08,541 --> 00:24:13,875 "Gay white ladies lusting for sweaty, dirty dykes, 286 00:24:13,875 --> 00:24:18,208 "hunting for bristling bodybuilders to fulfil my Catholic fantasies 287 00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:21,666 "and soften my perpetually-erect clit." 288 00:24:23,041 --> 00:24:25,708 Who the fuck's got a "perpetually-erect clit"? 289 00:24:25,833 --> 00:24:27,625 You do, I seem to remember. 290 00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:29,250 Really? 291 00:24:31,291 --> 00:24:33,000 Read another one, Viv! 292 00:24:33,125 --> 00:24:34,916 Ah, come on! We've all fucked each other. 293 00:24:35,041 --> 00:24:36,750 That's what we did. 294 00:24:37,333 --> 00:24:39,708 What, lost your memory now you're married, is that it? 295 00:24:40,625 --> 00:24:42,041 Shall I get some tabs? 296 00:24:45,833 --> 00:24:46,750 What the fuck was that? 297 00:24:46,750 --> 00:24:49,583 I didn't know I had to watch language around the teacher! 298 00:24:49,583 --> 00:24:53,166 ♪ Beam me down Beam me back downtown... ♪ 299 00:24:56,041 --> 00:24:58,000 "Melodies Of Love" by Pink Rhythm 300 00:27:53,625 --> 00:27:54,708 Change your mind, then? 301 00:27:55,625 --> 00:27:57,625 - Maybe. - Yeah, OK, erm... 302 00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:02,625 Yeah, I'll, erm... I'll have you shadow Siobhan today. 303 00:28:02,625 --> 00:28:04,958 Help you get to grips with the basics. 304 00:28:05,083 --> 00:28:07,083 - Fuck's sake. - You got a friend. 305 00:28:09,833 --> 00:28:13,291 Can you take that jumper off, please? Uniform only on this team. 306 00:28:27,625 --> 00:28:28,875 Here! 307 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:29,875 Here! 308 00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:32,208 Here! 309 00:28:35,375 --> 00:28:36,500 That's enough. 310 00:28:37,541 --> 00:28:41,291 Now, who's gonna show Lois how we defend without contact? 311 00:28:45,083 --> 00:28:46,333 - Siobhan. - Fuck's sake. 312 00:28:46,458 --> 00:28:47,916 Mindy, come here. 313 00:28:53,625 --> 00:28:54,958 Three feet apart. 314 00:28:55,791 --> 00:28:57,000 Arms in the air. 315 00:28:58,041 --> 00:29:00,416 Hands following the ball. 316 00:29:06,125 --> 00:29:07,041 OK. 317 00:29:07,916 --> 00:29:09,041 Well done. 318 00:29:09,791 --> 00:29:11,291 Lois, you wanna give it a try? 319 00:29:11,916 --> 00:29:13,375 It's OK. We'll go slowly. 320 00:29:21,250 --> 00:29:23,666 You position yourself more like this. 321 00:29:26,291 --> 00:29:27,958 Three feet apart. 322 00:29:28,791 --> 00:29:30,000 Arms in the air. 323 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000 Hands following the ball. 324 00:29:44,541 --> 00:29:45,791 Well done. 325 00:29:48,291 --> 00:29:50,791 Meeting at four o'clock tomorrow outside school. 326 00:29:50,916 --> 00:29:53,416 Please don't be late or I'm leaving without you. 327 00:29:53,541 --> 00:29:54,833 Thank you. 328 00:29:55,541 --> 00:29:56,750 Well done. 329 00:29:58,333 --> 00:29:59,416 Well done. 330 00:30:01,041 --> 00:30:02,791 See you back here tomorrow, then. 331 00:31:12,583 --> 00:31:13,750 Hello, PE department. 332 00:31:15,041 --> 00:31:16,125 Hang on. 333 00:31:17,583 --> 00:31:18,958 Call for you, Jean. 334 00:31:20,166 --> 00:31:21,666 - Who is it? - Didn't say. 335 00:31:32,625 --> 00:31:33,625 Jean Newman speaking. 336 00:31:33,750 --> 00:31:35,416 Why, hello, Baby Jean. 337 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,333 Hello? 338 00:31:43,208 --> 00:31:44,000 Jean? 339 00:31:48,833 --> 00:31:50,541 Spoke to Baldock this morning. 340 00:31:51,333 --> 00:31:53,500 He's approved those proposals you put forward. 341 00:31:54,958 --> 00:31:57,958 I know. I couldn't believe it either. 342 00:31:58,083 --> 00:31:58,958 See ya later. 343 00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:00,083 - Bye. - Bye. 344 00:32:00,208 --> 00:32:01,625 Aye, all right. 345 00:32:19,958 --> 00:32:22,458 - Oh, hiya. - Hey. 346 00:32:22,458 --> 00:32:23,916 Is Viv around? 347 00:32:23,916 --> 00:32:25,500 Yeah, she's just in there. 348 00:32:31,041 --> 00:32:32,458 Hiya. 349 00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:42,208 You can't call me at work. I told you that. 350 00:32:42,333 --> 00:32:44,000 Ugh, why do you have to be so uptight? 351 00:32:46,333 --> 00:32:47,583 Do you know what? 352 00:32:49,375 --> 00:32:50,458 Yeah, I don't need this. 353 00:32:50,583 --> 00:32:51,625 Hey. 354 00:32:52,708 --> 00:32:54,333 You don't know what it's like for me. 355 00:32:58,750 --> 00:33:00,208 I won't call you at work. 356 00:33:00,750 --> 00:33:01,958 OK. 357 00:33:03,166 --> 00:33:05,416 Are you gonna shut that door, cos you're letting the draft in? 358 00:33:05,416 --> 00:33:06,958 - It was open when I got here. - No, it wasn't. 359 00:33:07,083 --> 00:33:08,583 - Yes, it was. - Ah, shut up. 360 00:33:12,125 --> 00:33:13,333 Come on. 361 00:33:16,333 --> 00:33:18,500 Are you hungry? There's pasta. 362 00:33:18,625 --> 00:33:20,791 Er... no. 363 00:33:21,458 --> 00:33:23,250 I'm fine. 364 00:33:23,375 --> 00:33:24,583 Great. 365 00:33:38,625 --> 00:33:41,666 I said you were uptight. You're not uptight. 366 00:33:43,458 --> 00:33:44,416 Maybe just a little. 367 00:34:18,041 --> 00:34:19,666 Oh, fuck. 368 00:34:40,083 --> 00:34:41,416 Come here. 369 00:34:41,958 --> 00:34:43,708 - What? - Erm... 370 00:34:45,166 --> 00:34:46,333 ...nothing. 371 00:34:48,416 --> 00:34:49,916 Er... 372 00:35:34,375 --> 00:35:35,875 - Sorry, did I frighten you? - Hmm? 373 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,541 - I'm a bit nocturnal. - No. 374 00:35:39,333 --> 00:35:40,333 It's OK. 375 00:35:43,708 --> 00:35:46,125 Be a good one for your students. Have you read it? 376 00:35:46,250 --> 00:35:47,791 I haven't. 377 00:35:47,916 --> 00:35:50,125 Says here it was banned for obscenity. 378 00:35:51,291 --> 00:35:53,291 Yeah, they thought it'd lead to an epidemic. 379 00:35:53,291 --> 00:35:54,458 Epidemic of what? 380 00:35:55,208 --> 00:35:56,333 Lesbianism. 381 00:35:58,833 --> 00:36:00,166 Hmm. 382 00:36:01,041 --> 00:36:02,208 Crazy, right? 383 00:36:03,958 --> 00:36:05,208 See ya later. 384 00:36:27,625 --> 00:36:29,208 ♪ Tonight 385 00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:32,833 ♪ There'll be no darkness tonight... 386 00:36:38,583 --> 00:36:41,000 ♪ Let your love light shine bright 387 00:36:44,708 --> 00:36:46,708 ♪ Listen to my heart... ♪ 388 00:36:48,916 --> 00:36:50,541 Save it for the match, why don't you, Siobhan? 389 00:36:50,666 --> 00:36:53,000 Come on, we're just having a bit of fun, Miss. 390 00:36:54,750 --> 00:36:55,916 Here! Let's go! 391 00:36:57,166 --> 00:36:58,166 Here! 392 00:37:01,791 --> 00:37:03,708 Well done! Well done, Siobhan. 393 00:37:04,375 --> 00:37:06,583 - Here! - Here! 394 00:37:06,708 --> 00:37:07,916 Pass it! 395 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,333 Is it her arm? 396 00:37:15,291 --> 00:37:17,208 Can you put any weight on it? 397 00:37:17,333 --> 00:37:18,833 No. 398 00:37:18,833 --> 00:37:19,708 You're on. 399 00:37:20,666 --> 00:37:22,000 You'll be fine. 400 00:37:23,375 --> 00:37:24,666 Try not to think too much. 401 00:37:40,041 --> 00:37:42,166 Well done, Lois! 402 00:37:43,458 --> 00:37:44,666 Look at that! 403 00:37:49,416 --> 00:37:51,958 Congratulations. Well done. 404 00:37:53,333 --> 00:37:55,125 I wish you'd let us come to one of your games. 405 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,250 You wouldn't have to talk to us. I'd just like to be there. 406 00:38:00,583 --> 00:38:01,875 What? 407 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,125 What, you don't think I'd blend in with the other parents? 408 00:38:04,250 --> 00:38:06,041 Stick out like a sore thumb, more like. 409 00:38:07,291 --> 00:38:08,583 Hey, that's not kind. 410 00:38:16,833 --> 00:38:19,625 Anyway, I bet there are loads of lezzas on your team. 411 00:38:25,625 --> 00:38:26,625 Well? 412 00:38:27,333 --> 00:38:29,333 - Well what? - Oh, come on. 413 00:38:30,250 --> 00:38:32,166 I don't ask them who they're sleeping with. 414 00:38:32,291 --> 00:38:33,583 No, but you can just tell. 415 00:38:34,583 --> 00:38:36,041 I really haven't thought about it. 416 00:38:37,583 --> 00:38:39,500 You're from another planet, you. 417 00:38:42,125 --> 00:38:43,666 Is that right? 418 00:38:45,708 --> 00:38:47,916 This afternoon's business in the House of Lords 419 00:38:47,916 --> 00:38:50,916 was brought to an abrupt halt by three young women, 420 00:38:51,041 --> 00:38:54,250 who launched a commando-style raid on the chamber. 421 00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:56,791 They abseiled down ropes from the public gallery, 422 00:38:56,916 --> 00:39:00,375 landed on the floor among a chamber full of startled peers 423 00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:03,583 and were hustled out by Black Rod and several doorkeepers. 424 00:39:03,708 --> 00:39:06,708 It was a protest against the clause in the Local Government Bill, 425 00:39:06,833 --> 00:39:10,333 which curbs the promotion of homosexuality by councils. 426 00:39:11,250 --> 00:39:15,500 We care on this side, first and foremost, about children. 427 00:39:15,625 --> 00:39:17,958 We care about the perpetuation 428 00:39:17,958 --> 00:39:22,166 of the heterosexual normal family 429 00:39:22,291 --> 00:39:26,958 as the basis of civilised society here and in other countries. 430 00:39:27,083 --> 00:39:28,458 Hear! Hear! 431 00:39:28,583 --> 00:39:30,958 Well, David Koss is in our Westminster studio now. 432 00:39:31,083 --> 00:39:32,833 David, exactly what happened? 433 00:39:32,958 --> 00:39:35,375 You wouldn't wanna bump into them women in a dark alley. 434 00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:37,500 They'd have your guts for garters, wouldn't they? Eh? 435 00:39:38,750 --> 00:39:41,041 I've been saying this is a good idea for years. 436 00:39:41,166 --> 00:39:43,166 Young people have such vulnerable minds. 437 00:40:17,541 --> 00:40:20,041 Well done today, ladies. Time to get changed. 438 00:40:26,416 --> 00:40:28,208 Oh, gross, man! 439 00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:29,458 So gross. 440 00:40:31,125 --> 00:40:33,375 What about you, Lois? What's your type? 441 00:40:33,500 --> 00:40:36,000 - Yeah, what's your type? - Yeah, howay, tell us. 442 00:40:36,125 --> 00:40:37,083 Yeah, what's your type? 443 00:40:37,083 --> 00:40:39,666 No, wait. You prefer them a bit more... 444 00:40:42,541 --> 00:40:44,000 Fuck off. 445 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,708 Or is it the mannish ones that do it for ya? 446 00:40:45,833 --> 00:40:47,458 Whatever. 447 00:40:47,458 --> 00:40:50,375 Oh, come on, we've just been saying what we like. 448 00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:52,500 Now it's your turn. Fair dos. 449 00:40:52,625 --> 00:40:54,708 Yeah, come on. Tell us, Lois. 450 00:40:55,458 --> 00:40:58,458 What I don't get is how two girls actually... 451 00:40:59,333 --> 00:41:01,250 Like, I know there's a lot of this. 452 00:41:02,625 --> 00:41:04,000 How do you actually...? 453 00:41:04,916 --> 00:41:06,416 No denying it, then? 454 00:41:09,083 --> 00:41:10,708 - Or maybe she's a virgin. - Probably. 455 00:41:10,708 --> 00:41:12,250 - I'm not. - Liar. 456 00:41:16,083 --> 00:41:17,583 Do you think I'm sexy? 457 00:41:19,041 --> 00:41:21,083 Don't touch me, you fuckin' dyke! 458 00:41:21,083 --> 00:41:22,166 Ow! Get off! 459 00:41:26,583 --> 00:41:27,500 Get off! 460 00:41:28,333 --> 00:41:29,208 - Ow! 461 00:41:29,333 --> 00:41:30,208 - Get off! 462 00:41:30,333 --> 00:41:31,583 Get off her now! 463 00:41:31,708 --> 00:41:33,333 My office, now. 464 00:41:33,458 --> 00:41:36,166 You can stay here and explain to me what just happened, all right? 465 00:41:36,291 --> 00:41:38,500 - Whatever. - Go! Now. 466 00:41:40,333 --> 00:41:42,500 Show's over, ladies. Come here. 467 00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:44,500 Ow. 468 00:42:19,833 --> 00:42:22,416 You've got a chance to really succeed on this team. 469 00:42:22,541 --> 00:42:23,958 Do you even care what happened? 470 00:42:24,541 --> 00:42:26,750 Just ignore them. Is that what you did? 471 00:42:27,833 --> 00:42:30,875 No. We're not talking about me. 472 00:42:35,083 --> 00:42:36,916 You need to be careful. 473 00:42:36,916 --> 00:42:38,541 That's all I'm saying. 474 00:42:38,666 --> 00:42:41,166 If it comes to it, your word against hers... 475 00:42:41,291 --> 00:42:42,791 you know who they'll believe, don't you? 476 00:42:42,916 --> 00:42:44,833 So it doesn't even matter what happened? 477 00:42:44,958 --> 00:42:46,958 Look, I could get you thrown out permanently 478 00:42:46,958 --> 00:42:48,708 for that kind of behaviour. 479 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,833 I know it seems unfair. 480 00:42:55,041 --> 00:42:56,750 But I'm trying to help you. 481 00:42:58,041 --> 00:43:01,416 If you want this, fight for it, not against it. 482 00:43:03,375 --> 00:43:04,458 Hey... 483 00:43:04,458 --> 00:43:05,958 Hey, don't! 484 00:43:16,708 --> 00:43:18,583 Oh, no, what happened? 485 00:43:18,583 --> 00:43:20,291 Er, it was just a graze. 486 00:43:20,291 --> 00:43:22,500 - You all right, pet? - I'm fine. 487 00:43:29,916 --> 00:43:31,291 Poor love. 488 00:43:32,166 --> 00:43:33,333 Yeah, she's OK. 489 00:43:34,333 --> 00:43:36,416 All sorts of rumours flying around about that one. 490 00:43:37,166 --> 00:43:39,041 Not sure she helps herself, though. 491 00:43:40,958 --> 00:43:42,208 Everything OK with you? 492 00:43:42,916 --> 00:43:44,833 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, fine. 493 00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:48,291 Long day. 494 00:43:49,375 --> 00:43:51,208 Take it you don't wanna come for a pint, then? 495 00:43:53,333 --> 00:43:54,958 One day. 496 00:43:55,083 --> 00:43:57,208 One day, I will crack you, Jean Newman. 497 00:43:57,333 --> 00:43:58,333 And when I do, 498 00:43:58,333 --> 00:44:01,083 Fergus Shelton will be a very happy man. 499 00:44:01,208 --> 00:44:02,583 - Yeah. 500 00:44:09,625 --> 00:44:13,583 My overriding concern is the promotion of positive images 501 00:44:13,708 --> 00:44:17,041 of homosexuality in schools and primary schools right through, 502 00:44:17,166 --> 00:44:19,083 and that is what is causing many parents 503 00:44:19,208 --> 00:44:20,833 real concern and offence. 504 00:44:20,958 --> 00:44:23,833 I obviously don't want children taught 505 00:44:23,958 --> 00:44:26,791 that the gay and lesbian lifestyle is natural or normal. 506 00:44:26,916 --> 00:44:30,000 It is not, it never has been, and it never will be. 507 00:44:30,125 --> 00:44:31,625 Children who need to be taught 508 00:44:31,750 --> 00:44:34,458 to respect traditional moral values 509 00:44:34,583 --> 00:44:38,833 are being taught that they have an inalienable right to be gay. 510 00:45:27,625 --> 00:45:28,833 Here y'are, Jeanie. 511 00:45:30,958 --> 00:45:32,333 Can I have some? 512 00:45:32,458 --> 00:45:33,916 You won't like that, sweetheart. 513 00:45:35,166 --> 00:45:36,375 But I want it. 514 00:45:36,500 --> 00:45:38,875 Eat what you're given, OK, Sammy? 515 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,000 But why? 516 00:45:40,125 --> 00:45:43,416 Well, Auntie Jean is allergic to chicken. 517 00:45:44,458 --> 00:45:45,666 But we're not. 518 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,125 Sammy. 519 00:45:50,583 --> 00:45:52,875 That is enough, Sam! 520 00:45:53,583 --> 00:45:57,083 We do not behave like that in this house! 521 00:45:59,583 --> 00:46:01,666 What on earth do you think you're playing at?! 522 00:46:01,791 --> 00:46:04,083 You've just wasted perfectly good food... 523 00:46:04,208 --> 00:46:05,333 Sorry about this. 524 00:46:05,333 --> 00:46:07,083 I don't think so... 525 00:46:07,208 --> 00:46:08,375 It's OK. 526 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,666 "At last, the Caterpillar took the hookah out of its mouth 527 00:46:16,791 --> 00:46:19,333 "and addressed her in a languid, sleepy voice." 528 00:46:23,833 --> 00:46:27,041 "'Who are you?' said the Caterpillar." 529 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:31,208 "This was not an encouraging opening for a conversation. 530 00:46:31,333 --> 00:46:33,250 "Alice replied rather shyly, 531 00:46:33,375 --> 00:46:36,833 "'I hardly know, sir, just at present.'" 532 00:46:36,958 --> 00:46:39,458 "'At least, I know who I was when I got up this morning, 533 00:46:39,583 --> 00:46:42,125 "'but I think I must have been changed several times since then...'" 534 00:46:42,250 --> 00:46:44,458 Come on, Sammy. Let's go and play outside. 535 00:46:44,583 --> 00:46:47,000 But I don't want to. Well, you've been inside all day. 536 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,375 I'm gonna count to three. 537 00:46:51,166 --> 00:46:53,083 One, two... 538 00:46:53,208 --> 00:46:55,208 We'll finish it another time, OK? 539 00:47:20,833 --> 00:47:23,083 Can I show you something quickly while they're out there? 540 00:47:23,208 --> 00:47:24,958 I bought something for Tim for our anniversary, 541 00:47:24,958 --> 00:47:26,125 but I need a second opinion. 542 00:47:26,250 --> 00:47:27,833 Thought I'd asked you to get rid of this. 543 00:47:27,958 --> 00:47:30,333 Ah, I love that one. You look so happy. 544 00:47:32,333 --> 00:47:33,583 Yeah, I know, I know. 545 00:47:35,041 --> 00:47:36,083 Please. 546 00:47:36,208 --> 00:47:37,541 I don't have any recent ones. 547 00:47:38,333 --> 00:47:40,791 - And I miss your hair like that. - You sound like Mam. 548 00:47:40,791 --> 00:47:42,833 How would you know? You never go and see her. 549 00:47:44,041 --> 00:47:45,458 I don't like seeing it there. 550 00:47:47,375 --> 00:47:49,666 - What? - I dunno, it's just... 551 00:47:50,833 --> 00:47:53,500 Well, it's not as if everything that came before is, you know, a lie. 552 00:47:54,708 --> 00:47:56,208 What are you talking about? 553 00:47:56,333 --> 00:47:59,083 I don't think it's right you wanna erase part of your life. 554 00:47:59,208 --> 00:48:00,583 And you expect us to. 555 00:48:00,708 --> 00:48:02,708 I thought I just asked you to replace one photograph. 556 00:48:02,708 --> 00:48:04,708 - You know what I mean. - Well, I don't, actually. 557 00:48:04,833 --> 00:48:07,041 You're trying to erase your marriage. 558 00:48:07,166 --> 00:48:08,208 Am I, now? 559 00:48:08,208 --> 00:48:09,666 Don't be a child. 560 00:48:16,458 --> 00:48:19,208 Why didn't you tell me you weren't alone the other night? 561 00:48:19,333 --> 00:48:20,416 What? 562 00:48:20,416 --> 00:48:22,375 Sammy told me you had a woman there. 563 00:48:24,375 --> 00:48:26,750 Look, what you do in your own home is your own business. 564 00:48:27,416 --> 00:48:30,500 You know I'm supportive of... it. 565 00:48:30,625 --> 00:48:32,541 But Sammy's only five. 566 00:48:32,666 --> 00:48:33,958 It's confusing for him. 567 00:48:35,041 --> 00:48:37,791 He wet the bed. He never wets the bed. 568 00:48:37,916 --> 00:48:39,416 His grandmother had just been rushed to hospital. 569 00:48:39,416 --> 00:48:42,375 I just don't think it's fair for you to put me in that position. 570 00:48:44,333 --> 00:48:46,333 She actually left right after you dropped him off. 571 00:48:46,458 --> 00:48:48,125 OK, but... 572 00:48:48,250 --> 00:48:50,541 Do you see? It's hard for me, well... 573 00:48:50,666 --> 00:48:51,833 to trust you. 574 00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,250 So... 575 00:49:00,708 --> 00:49:02,333 Come on, who is she, then? 576 00:49:09,791 --> 00:49:11,333 Got ya! 577 00:49:21,458 --> 00:49:24,416 - Bye, Auntie Jean! - Bye! 578 00:49:24,541 --> 00:49:25,833 - Bye! - Bye! 579 00:50:28,208 --> 00:50:29,875 - Hey. - Hiya. 580 00:50:30,791 --> 00:50:32,208 What's wrong? You look stressed. 581 00:50:33,416 --> 00:50:35,041 - Thanks. 582 00:50:36,166 --> 00:50:37,500 Here. 583 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,583 What's going on? 584 00:50:42,541 --> 00:50:44,125 Nothing. Just, erm... 585 00:50:44,250 --> 00:50:45,958 - shattered, you know? - Oh. 586 00:50:46,083 --> 00:50:47,625 Well, maybe we should go away. 587 00:50:47,750 --> 00:50:50,333 Cos the girls and I were actually talking about taking a trip... 588 00:50:54,291 --> 00:50:56,125 That a no, is it? 589 00:50:56,250 --> 00:50:57,833 Er, no. Er... no. 590 00:50:57,833 --> 00:50:59,666 Hey, lady. 591 00:50:59,791 --> 00:51:01,875 Hiya. Thanks. 592 00:51:02,916 --> 00:51:05,208 Wow, you seem... tense. 593 00:51:05,333 --> 00:51:06,458 That's what I said. 594 00:51:06,458 --> 00:51:08,541 Leave her alone, you lot. 595 00:51:10,208 --> 00:51:11,791 - Hey! - 'Ey, the kid's good. 596 00:51:12,666 --> 00:51:14,458 Wanna play? 597 00:51:14,583 --> 00:51:16,250 Jean here's unbeaten. 598 00:51:16,250 --> 00:51:17,833 You can be on my team. 599 00:51:17,958 --> 00:51:19,416 Come on, it'll be fun. 600 00:51:19,541 --> 00:51:21,208 No, I don't... I don't really... 601 00:51:22,333 --> 00:51:24,291 - Can't take the heat. - Come on, Jeanie. 602 00:51:29,750 --> 00:51:31,583 - Jeanie! - Oi! 603 00:51:36,541 --> 00:51:37,541 Yeah! 604 00:52:08,750 --> 00:52:10,500 Ah, no! It's all over. 605 00:52:11,791 --> 00:52:12,791 Ooh. 606 00:52:12,916 --> 00:52:14,291 You can take it. 607 00:52:14,416 --> 00:52:16,125 No way. Finish her off. 608 00:52:30,291 --> 00:52:33,083 - Ohhh! - She did it! She fuckin' did it! 609 00:52:35,083 --> 00:52:36,291 Got your loser speech? 610 00:52:50,875 --> 00:52:52,250 Hey! 611 00:52:52,250 --> 00:52:54,375 What are you doing? 612 00:52:54,500 --> 00:52:55,500 You need to leave. 613 00:52:55,500 --> 00:52:56,500 Why? 614 00:52:56,625 --> 00:52:57,916 You know why. 615 00:52:57,916 --> 00:52:59,250 Do whatever you want. 616 00:52:59,375 --> 00:53:00,833 Wherever you want. 617 00:53:00,958 --> 00:53:02,125 But not here, OK? 618 00:53:02,125 --> 00:53:03,541 Why do you care so much? 619 00:53:03,541 --> 00:53:05,541 You're 15. You shouldn't even be in here. 620 00:53:05,666 --> 00:53:07,666 So what? Haven't told anyone, have I? 621 00:53:07,666 --> 00:53:09,416 Hey! Hurry up! 622 00:53:09,416 --> 00:53:11,791 Go. Otherwise, you're off the team. 623 00:53:11,791 --> 00:53:13,083 What?! 624 00:53:16,958 --> 00:53:18,250 Oh... 625 00:53:18,791 --> 00:53:20,041 Viv! 626 00:53:20,041 --> 00:53:21,458 Wait. 627 00:53:28,583 --> 00:53:29,666 Viv. 628 00:53:31,083 --> 00:53:32,500 Please! 629 00:53:32,500 --> 00:53:34,625 Just tell us what you were doing in there so I know. 630 00:53:34,625 --> 00:53:36,583 She's one of my students, she's on the team. 631 00:53:36,583 --> 00:53:37,833 What? 632 00:53:37,958 --> 00:53:39,791 - Are... are you... - No. Course not. 633 00:53:41,583 --> 00:53:43,125 Then why didn't you say something? 634 00:53:44,458 --> 00:53:46,041 I don't know. 635 00:53:48,166 --> 00:53:49,916 - You're lying. - I'm not. Look... 636 00:53:51,916 --> 00:53:53,125 It's complicated, OK? 637 00:53:55,375 --> 00:53:58,208 - I was asking her to leave. - In the toilet? 638 00:53:58,208 --> 00:54:00,541 Why? Why were you asking her to leave? 639 00:54:01,708 --> 00:54:04,250 I don't want my students knowing every part of my life. 640 00:54:04,250 --> 00:54:06,333 -"Every part" of your life? What... - Yeah. 641 00:54:07,791 --> 00:54:09,791 I don't know what you want me to say. 642 00:54:09,791 --> 00:54:11,791 You have to create boundaries as a teacher. 643 00:54:11,916 --> 00:54:13,208 It is part of the job. 644 00:54:14,208 --> 00:54:16,833 If anyone found out, I'd never work again. 645 00:54:18,125 --> 00:54:19,583 It's quite a stretch. 646 00:54:19,583 --> 00:54:21,458 - Don't you think? - No. It isn't. 647 00:54:21,583 --> 00:54:23,333 - And what about her? - Who? 648 00:54:23,333 --> 00:54:26,541 That girl. Come on, how old is she, what, 16? 649 00:54:26,666 --> 00:54:27,875 15. 650 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,000 What kind of example are you setting for her? 651 00:54:31,250 --> 00:54:32,541 That's not fair. 652 00:54:33,333 --> 00:54:34,875 None of this is fair. 653 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,583 Just cos I don't parade my sexuality around like a badge of honour. 654 00:54:38,583 --> 00:54:39,666 And I do? 655 00:54:40,625 --> 00:54:41,791 Is that it? 656 00:54:43,041 --> 00:54:45,250 How is that girl ever gonna learn she has a place in this world 657 00:54:45,375 --> 00:54:47,333 if you, of all people, tells her that she doesn't? 658 00:54:47,333 --> 00:54:49,333 What makes you think she has a place in this world? 659 00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:56,583 - No. I can't do this. - Oh, Viv... 660 00:54:56,583 --> 00:54:57,958 GET OFF! 661 00:55:16,458 --> 00:55:18,958 ♪ I see a ship in the harbour 662 00:55:20,166 --> 00:55:22,458 ♪ I can and shall obey 663 00:55:23,166 --> 00:55:26,666 ♪ But if it wasn't For your misfortune 664 00:55:26,791 --> 00:55:29,625 ♪ I'd be a heavenly person today 665 00:55:31,083 --> 00:55:33,833 ♪ And I thought I was mistaken 666 00:55:34,458 --> 00:55:37,291 ♪ And I thought I heard you speak 667 00:55:38,125 --> 00:55:40,958 ♪ Tell me how do I feel? 668 00:55:41,916 --> 00:55:44,416 ♪ Tell me now how should I feel? 669 00:56:03,208 --> 00:56:06,291 I would just like you to imagine as you lie there 670 00:56:06,416 --> 00:56:11,083 that the body is powering down, ready to sleep for the night. 671 00:56:11,208 --> 00:56:12,875 Allow thoughts to come and... 672 00:57:56,750 --> 00:57:58,166 Got a sec? 673 00:57:59,250 --> 00:58:01,458 Found something on your desk when I got in this morning. 674 00:58:02,375 --> 00:58:04,125 Obviously, with everything that's going on, 675 00:58:04,125 --> 00:58:07,333 I didn't want anyone else to see it. But I thought you should know. 676 00:58:08,750 --> 00:58:10,416 Any idea who might have put it there? 677 00:58:10,541 --> 00:58:12,333 Erm... 678 00:58:13,458 --> 00:58:15,208 Er, yeah, I've got some ideas. 679 00:58:18,625 --> 00:58:20,208 Don't look so worried. 680 00:58:22,416 --> 00:58:24,125 I've had far worse in my time. 681 00:58:50,250 --> 00:58:51,791 I need to talk to you for a second. 682 00:58:52,708 --> 00:58:54,541 - Let me guess. I'm off the team? - No. 683 00:58:54,666 --> 00:58:57,083 Look, I need this to stop. 684 00:58:57,083 --> 00:58:58,541 - What? - All of it. 685 00:58:59,708 --> 00:59:02,916 This isn't a game, Lois. It's my job. It's my life. 686 00:59:02,916 --> 00:59:04,833 What is it you think I've done? 687 00:59:04,958 --> 00:59:07,041 - You know exactly. - Are you married or something? 688 00:59:07,041 --> 00:59:09,250 You think you're so brave, don't you? 689 00:59:10,375 --> 00:59:12,125 You don't know anything about me. 690 00:59:18,416 --> 00:59:19,291 Fuck! 691 00:59:19,416 --> 00:59:22,125 Good of you to join us, Lois. Perhaps you'd like to tell us 692 00:59:22,250 --> 00:59:24,333 how many elements make up the periodic table? 693 00:59:25,625 --> 00:59:27,000 - No? - What did she want? 694 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:27,833 Anyone? 695 00:59:27,958 --> 00:59:29,625 She's got a massive crush on me and she won't drop it. 696 00:59:30,666 --> 00:59:32,958 Something you'd like to share with the class, Lois? 697 00:59:33,083 --> 00:59:34,166 No, Miss. 698 00:59:34,291 --> 00:59:37,250 Right. Textbooks open to page 93, please. 699 00:59:39,250 --> 00:59:40,375 Today. 700 00:59:59,208 --> 01:00:01,708 You don't actually think it was hers, do you? 701 01:00:01,833 --> 01:00:03,333 I thought she was married. 702 01:00:03,458 --> 01:00:04,791 Divorced, apparently. 703 01:00:05,750 --> 01:00:07,000 I didn't realise. 704 01:00:08,083 --> 01:00:10,208 Who broke it off, do you know? 705 01:00:10,333 --> 01:00:12,375 She doesn't really talk about it, to be honest. 706 01:00:13,666 --> 01:00:15,416 She's a secretive one, that one. 707 01:00:46,458 --> 01:00:48,875 Thought I might sit in on practice today. 708 01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:51,083 - If you don't mind. - Yeah. Course. 709 01:00:53,625 --> 01:00:55,375 Er, can we start with shuttle... 710 01:00:56,333 --> 01:00:58,041 ...warm-up, please? 711 01:01:28,583 --> 01:01:30,583 OK, well done. You can get your bibs. 712 01:01:36,791 --> 01:01:39,000 Miss? She took my bib. 713 01:01:39,666 --> 01:01:41,333 You can sub in for each other at half-time. 714 01:01:41,458 --> 01:01:43,833 - But it's my position. - It's just practice, Siobhan. 715 01:01:44,541 --> 01:01:45,541 - Give it back. - Piss off. 716 01:01:45,541 --> 01:01:46,625 Give it back! Give it back! 717 01:01:47,666 --> 01:01:50,208 Enough! Both of you! On the bench, now! 718 01:01:50,208 --> 01:01:51,416 - But... - But she started it! 719 01:01:51,541 --> 01:01:53,541 You answer back to me and you're off the team, OK? 720 01:01:53,666 --> 01:01:54,833 Me? What about her? 721 01:01:54,958 --> 01:01:57,625 Both of you, on the bench, now! 722 01:02:15,208 --> 01:02:16,541 Here! 723 01:02:31,541 --> 01:02:33,000 What are you doing? 724 01:03:00,916 --> 01:03:02,208 It's OK. 725 01:03:28,041 --> 01:03:30,375 Get off me! 726 01:03:35,291 --> 01:03:37,250 Siobhan! Siobhan! 727 01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:39,541 - Are you OK? - Give her some space. 728 01:03:39,666 --> 01:03:41,916 Get her out. Come here. 729 01:03:41,916 --> 01:03:43,791 Sit down. 730 01:03:43,916 --> 01:03:45,291 What's going on? 731 01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,291 Can someone tell me what's going on, please? 732 01:03:51,416 --> 01:03:53,000 She attacked me. 733 01:03:54,083 --> 01:03:55,625 What do you mean she attacked you? 734 01:03:56,708 --> 01:03:58,208 She shouldn't be allowed in here. 735 01:03:59,458 --> 01:04:01,041 Get her out! Get out! 736 01:04:02,541 --> 01:04:04,625 Get out, Lois! 737 01:04:05,791 --> 01:04:07,541 I'm gonna need you to supervise this lot 738 01:04:07,666 --> 01:04:09,250 so I can get her out of here. 739 01:04:09,833 --> 01:04:11,083 Come on, darling. 740 01:04:18,291 --> 01:04:20,875 She said that she attacked her. She needs to get kicked out! 741 01:04:41,416 --> 01:04:43,916 : She's saying this isn't the first time. 742 01:04:46,125 --> 01:04:47,583 That there was a fight a few weeks ago 743 01:04:47,708 --> 01:04:49,125 that you didn't report. 744 01:04:50,958 --> 01:04:52,208 She's even gone as far as to say 745 01:04:52,333 --> 01:04:54,166 there might be something going on between you two. 746 01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:56,416 You and Lois, that is. 747 01:04:57,666 --> 01:04:59,958 Jean, can you please tell me what's going on, 748 01:05:00,083 --> 01:05:02,375 or am I gonna have to take her word for it? 749 01:05:06,208 --> 01:05:07,708 Lois is, erm... 750 01:05:13,666 --> 01:05:15,833 She's become a little over-attached, you could say. 751 01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:20,333 If that's the case, why didn't you report it to me? 752 01:05:22,083 --> 01:05:24,000 I didn't think it was anything to worry about. 753 01:05:26,375 --> 01:05:27,875 You know what they're like. 754 01:05:28,916 --> 01:05:30,375 I've had worse. 755 01:05:30,500 --> 01:05:31,958 And the changing room? 756 01:05:37,041 --> 01:05:38,458 I saw something but, erm... 757 01:05:38,583 --> 01:05:40,291 What? What did you see? 758 01:05:44,583 --> 01:05:46,041 I saw them together. 759 01:05:47,916 --> 01:05:49,541 Siobhan pushing Lois off. 760 01:05:53,333 --> 01:05:54,791 Now, Miss Murphy, 761 01:05:54,916 --> 01:05:57,250 it's very important that we ascertain exactly what went on 762 01:05:57,375 --> 01:06:00,166 between you and Miss Jackson earlier today. 763 01:06:00,291 --> 01:06:03,416 We take these kinds of accusations extremely seriously. 764 01:06:03,541 --> 01:06:06,750 The perpetrators of sexual assault have no place in this school. 765 01:06:07,750 --> 01:06:09,250 Now, I don't want to keep you long. 766 01:06:09,250 --> 01:06:12,083 I just need you to repeat what you told the PE staff 767 01:06:12,208 --> 01:06:13,791 earlier this afternoon. 768 01:06:19,416 --> 01:06:20,750 I don't remember. 769 01:06:22,666 --> 01:06:25,916 Look, I know it isn't easy for you. 770 01:06:26,708 --> 01:06:28,458 So let me try and help, OK? 771 01:06:30,500 --> 01:06:34,166 Earlier, today, if you remember, you were very upset. 772 01:06:35,666 --> 01:06:39,000 I was in the hall when I heard you scream. 773 01:06:39,125 --> 01:06:41,458 I then ran into the changing room, 774 01:06:41,583 --> 01:06:44,208 where I found you in the corner very distressed. 775 01:06:44,333 --> 01:06:45,500 I took you to my office, 776 01:06:45,500 --> 01:06:48,208 where you told me that Lois had assaulted you. 777 01:06:48,333 --> 01:06:49,583 Is that right? 778 01:06:49,708 --> 01:06:52,041 No, it's not. Tell them! 779 01:06:52,166 --> 01:06:53,208 Lois! 780 01:06:53,208 --> 01:06:55,416 I'll need you to calm down. 781 01:06:59,083 --> 01:07:02,291 Just nod if that's what happened, my love. 782 01:07:12,166 --> 01:07:13,750 You just have to nod, my love. 783 01:07:17,208 --> 01:07:18,541 Well done. 784 01:07:19,791 --> 01:07:21,416 I see. 785 01:07:22,833 --> 01:07:25,458 You were there, Miss Newman? You saw what happened? 786 01:07:27,416 --> 01:07:29,208 Yeah, I did, yeah. 787 01:07:31,958 --> 01:07:33,250 Right. 788 01:07:35,250 --> 01:07:37,625 - What is wrong with you? - Er, that's enough, Lois. 789 01:07:37,750 --> 01:07:39,416 I'm afraid I'm gonna have to call your father. 790 01:07:39,541 --> 01:07:41,625 - Don't bother. - Er, sit back down, please. 791 01:07:41,625 --> 01:07:44,208 Do you know, you haven't even asked me what happened. 792 01:07:44,333 --> 01:07:46,666 You've asked all of them but not me. 793 01:07:47,583 --> 01:07:49,750 If you've got something to say... 794 01:07:52,708 --> 01:07:54,250 You're the worst of the lot. 795 01:07:54,916 --> 01:07:56,500 And you know it. 796 01:08:03,333 --> 01:08:04,708 Let her go. 797 01:08:11,666 --> 01:08:14,375 One, two... Lovely. 798 01:08:14,500 --> 01:08:16,416 I lose track. 799 01:08:16,541 --> 01:08:18,041 Actually, no, I lie. 800 01:08:18,750 --> 01:08:21,333 He'd just turned two there. It was election night. 801 01:08:21,458 --> 01:08:23,458 Me and Bill were glued to the TV. 802 01:08:23,583 --> 01:08:25,500 Didn't notice him puking all over himself. 803 01:08:28,916 --> 01:08:30,333 You never wanted kids? 804 01:08:32,333 --> 01:08:34,208 Ah, you'd be a great mum. 805 01:08:34,333 --> 01:08:36,375 I see you with the younger ones. 806 01:08:36,500 --> 01:08:37,833 They're lucky to have you. 807 01:08:47,791 --> 01:08:49,916 Looks more like a Mr Whippy than a pint of Guinness. 808 01:10:00,791 --> 01:10:03,000 Watch us as we steal the show! 809 01:10:03,125 --> 01:10:07,291 T-Y-N-E-S-I-D-E, Tyneside! 810 01:10:11,166 --> 01:10:13,916 Here at home, there's been another demonstration 811 01:10:14,041 --> 01:10:17,208 against Clause 28 of the Local Government Bill, 812 01:10:17,333 --> 01:10:19,500 the clause which seeks to stop councils 813 01:10:19,625 --> 01:10:21,333 from promoting homosexuality. 814 01:10:21,333 --> 01:10:25,000 Well over 15,000 people marched through Manchester, 815 01:10:25,125 --> 01:10:27,208 clogging the streets before staging a rally 816 01:10:27,333 --> 01:10:28,625 in the city centre. 817 01:10:28,750 --> 01:10:31,791 As ordinary men and women, 818 01:10:31,916 --> 01:10:36,458 we demand the same rights, 819 01:10:36,583 --> 01:10:38,666 no more, no less. 820 01:10:39,666 --> 01:10:44,500 The same rights as other ordinary, civilised, human beings... 821 01:10:44,500 --> 01:10:47,333 " by the Nightwriters) 822 01:12:13,208 --> 01:12:14,166 Go away. 823 01:12:15,333 --> 01:12:17,416 - I need to talk to you. - I'm late for work. 824 01:12:17,541 --> 01:12:18,833 I can give you a lift. 825 01:12:20,416 --> 01:12:21,583 I'm fine walking. 826 01:12:22,333 --> 01:12:24,625 - Lois... - Why can't you just leave me alone? 827 01:12:33,916 --> 01:12:36,083 Do you actually think I attacked Siobhan? 828 01:12:37,916 --> 01:12:39,041 No. 829 01:12:40,291 --> 01:12:41,250 Then why? 830 01:12:44,708 --> 01:12:46,875 I know you want more from me, but it's not... 831 01:12:49,958 --> 01:12:51,375 I can't be that person for you. 832 01:12:51,375 --> 01:12:53,500 I never asked you to be anything. 833 01:12:55,125 --> 01:12:57,750 Not about what you ask, though, is it? 834 01:13:34,791 --> 01:13:36,458 I don't like women to use bad language. 835 01:13:36,583 --> 01:13:38,291 Very much against that, like. 836 01:13:38,416 --> 01:13:40,916 If you stub your toe or drop a teacup or something... 837 01:13:42,166 --> 01:13:43,083 ...what do you say? 838 01:14:14,708 --> 01:14:16,208 - Hi. - Hiya. 839 01:14:17,750 --> 01:14:20,083 Erm... thanks for coming. 840 01:14:20,791 --> 01:14:22,125 Of course. 841 01:14:26,583 --> 01:14:28,416 Want something to drink? 842 01:14:28,416 --> 01:14:31,541 Erm, yeah. Yeah, in a sec, thank you. Erm... 843 01:14:32,583 --> 01:14:34,041 Look... 844 01:14:35,250 --> 01:14:37,500 I'm really sorry. 845 01:14:38,791 --> 01:14:40,333 - It's OK. - No. 846 01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:42,041 No, it's not. 847 01:14:43,041 --> 01:14:44,333 I should've told you, 848 01:14:44,458 --> 01:14:46,458 and I should've done everything differently. 849 01:14:47,583 --> 01:14:48,750 Erm... 850 01:14:50,041 --> 01:14:51,791 Sick in the head, remember? 851 01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:58,500 She reminded me a bit of you, you know? 852 01:14:59,083 --> 01:15:00,583 First time we met. 853 01:15:01,541 --> 01:15:03,666 - Who, Lois? - That girl, yeah. 854 01:15:05,291 --> 01:15:06,583 No, she's nothing like me. 855 01:15:07,750 --> 01:15:10,208 Debs thought so, too, you know, like... 856 01:15:10,333 --> 01:15:13,125 like, erm... a deer in the headlights. 857 01:15:14,375 --> 01:15:16,583 I'm not a deer in the headlights, am I? 858 01:15:16,708 --> 01:15:18,250 Sometimes. 859 01:15:18,375 --> 01:15:20,333 You know... skittish. 860 01:15:20,458 --> 01:15:21,416 Skittish? 861 01:15:23,041 --> 01:15:24,125 Is it? 862 01:15:25,083 --> 01:15:26,625 Anyway... 863 01:15:29,375 --> 01:15:30,583 Do you want something to eat? 864 01:15:32,291 --> 01:15:34,708 I ate before. OK, yeah, I might. 865 01:15:39,333 --> 01:15:40,916 I'm sorry I didn't return your calls. 866 01:15:42,708 --> 01:15:44,916 - It's fine. - No, it isn't. 867 01:15:48,666 --> 01:15:50,291 Look, I've... 868 01:15:50,291 --> 01:15:52,708 been here before with Donna, and... 869 01:15:52,708 --> 01:15:55,291 Donna cheated on you with her husband. 870 01:15:55,291 --> 01:15:56,833 Yeah. 871 01:15:56,958 --> 01:15:58,333 Yeah, but, erm... 872 01:15:59,541 --> 01:16:02,000 ...in the end, it's the same. 873 01:16:02,625 --> 01:16:04,125 Because she wasn't ready. 874 01:16:04,833 --> 01:16:05,958 And... 875 01:16:07,333 --> 01:16:10,208 I...I can't do that again. 876 01:16:10,208 --> 01:16:12,375 - I'm gonna quit my job. - What? 877 01:16:12,500 --> 01:16:14,000 - Why? - Because... 878 01:16:16,375 --> 01:16:17,833 You... you... 879 01:16:17,958 --> 01:16:19,291 I don't think you should quit your job, 880 01:16:19,416 --> 01:16:21,791 because you love your job and you're good at your job. 881 01:16:25,208 --> 01:16:26,250 I did something terrible. 882 01:16:29,916 --> 01:16:31,583 That girl, Lois from the club... 883 01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:37,541 ...I dobbed her in to get her off my case. 884 01:16:39,958 --> 01:16:42,666 She's been suspended and I doubt she's coming back after this. 885 01:16:47,625 --> 01:16:48,916 I... 886 01:16:50,041 --> 01:16:52,916 I don't think you should be so hard on yourself. 887 01:16:54,625 --> 01:16:56,375 I wanna be with you, Viv. 888 01:16:57,291 --> 01:16:59,291 - We could go away somewhere. - No... 889 01:16:59,416 --> 01:17:02,291 Look, if we forget everything that's happened... 890 01:17:02,416 --> 01:17:03,833 then there will be something else. 891 01:17:03,833 --> 01:17:05,333 No. 892 01:17:05,458 --> 01:17:06,666 No, there won't. 893 01:17:06,791 --> 01:17:09,625 But... anyway, I don't want to go away, 894 01:17:09,625 --> 01:17:11,625 because I like it here. 895 01:17:11,625 --> 01:17:14,166 Like, I'm happy. Here. 896 01:17:15,416 --> 01:17:19,250 This isn't what I wanted, but I can't keep doing this. 897 01:17:19,250 --> 01:17:22,875 - You don't have to do this. - I'm sorry, but I can't. 898 01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:25,666 - Please, Viv... - I'm sorry. I can't. 899 01:17:25,791 --> 01:17:28,250 Come on, please. Viv, please! 900 01:17:51,583 --> 01:17:53,833 Excuse me. You cannot smoke in here, pet. 901 01:17:53,958 --> 01:17:55,458 Well, what is this here for, then? 902 01:18:25,666 --> 01:18:27,250 Punch! 903 01:18:28,583 --> 01:18:31,416 Police stations don't offer crèches for their employees. 904 01:18:31,541 --> 01:18:32,875 Why should hospitals? 905 01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:34,541 It's a ridiculous idea. 906 01:18:34,666 --> 01:18:37,708 No, what the nursing profession needs is more men. 907 01:18:37,833 --> 01:18:40,916 If nursing were perceived as a male and female occupation, 908 01:18:41,041 --> 01:18:43,541 the same as, say, teaching, or the civil service, 909 01:18:43,666 --> 01:18:46,125 there'd be a stronger gut feeling amongst the powers that be 910 01:18:46,250 --> 01:18:47,333 to raise nurses' salaries. 911 01:18:47,458 --> 01:18:49,500 - I hadn't thought about it like that. - In the meantime, 912 01:18:49,500 --> 01:18:51,291 what happens when our children get sick? 913 01:18:51,416 --> 01:18:53,125 And they're picketing outside the hospitals 914 01:18:53,250 --> 01:18:54,666 instead of doing their damn jobs. 915 01:18:54,666 --> 01:18:56,000 Well, quite. 916 01:18:56,625 --> 01:18:58,333 What's your take on all this, Jean? 917 01:19:01,208 --> 01:19:03,083 - Well, erm... - You must have an opinion. 918 01:19:03,083 --> 01:19:05,541 No, come on. That's enough. 919 01:19:05,541 --> 01:19:08,000 Tim, why don't you go refresh the punchbowl? 920 01:19:14,083 --> 01:19:16,708 God, half-term really drags, doesn't it? 921 01:19:16,833 --> 01:19:18,333 Feel like I'll need a holiday to recover. 922 01:19:18,458 --> 01:19:19,791 Tell me about it. 923 01:19:23,791 --> 01:19:25,375 Right, who wants to go play some party games? 924 01:19:29,125 --> 01:19:30,166 Sammy, you coming? 925 01:19:30,166 --> 01:19:32,041 We're gonna play party games. 926 01:19:32,166 --> 01:19:33,375 Go, go, go. 927 01:19:33,958 --> 01:19:34,916 Let's go, guys. 928 01:19:34,916 --> 01:19:36,500 It's been a nightmare. 929 01:19:36,625 --> 01:19:39,166 And it just drags on and on and on, 930 01:19:39,291 --> 01:19:41,375 and you know, each time the lawyers are involved, 931 01:19:41,500 --> 01:19:43,875 you're paying out, for them and the kids. 932 01:19:45,708 --> 01:19:47,416 Are they staying with their mum? 933 01:19:47,541 --> 01:19:50,000 Mostly, yeah, yeah. I mean, like... yeah. 934 01:19:50,125 --> 01:19:53,083 I'm lucky if I see them once a week. And you know, it's... 935 01:19:53,208 --> 01:19:56,041 I was, er, just telling Tim about my divorce proceedings. 936 01:19:56,166 --> 01:19:58,833 They're bleeding me dry, I tell you. You... 937 01:19:58,833 --> 01:20:02,208 You women don't realise how good you have it. 938 01:20:04,500 --> 01:20:05,750 It's just a joke. 939 01:20:07,041 --> 01:20:08,208 Bad joke. 940 01:20:08,208 --> 01:20:09,500 No offence meant. 941 01:20:09,500 --> 01:20:10,541 None taken. 942 01:20:11,083 --> 01:20:13,166 Jean went through all this a few years back. 943 01:20:13,291 --> 01:20:16,375 Oh, right. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 944 01:20:16,500 --> 01:20:19,083 Well, you're still in one piece, so that bodes well. 945 01:20:19,208 --> 01:20:20,708 Yeah, I quite enjoyed it, actually. 946 01:20:24,208 --> 01:20:25,916 Er, so, what do you do, Jean? 947 01:20:26,666 --> 01:20:28,291 - I'm a teacher. - Fantastic. 948 01:20:28,416 --> 01:20:30,041 - What do you teach? - PE. 949 01:20:30,166 --> 01:20:32,250 Right. That must be, er... 950 01:20:33,583 --> 01:20:34,833 Er, which school? 951 01:20:34,958 --> 01:20:36,291 Tyneside. 952 01:20:36,416 --> 01:20:38,250 Oh. That's a commute and a half, isn't it? 953 01:20:38,250 --> 01:20:40,458 You didn't fancy, er... 954 01:20:40,583 --> 01:20:42,791 - What's Sammy's school called? - St Christopher's. 955 01:20:42,916 --> 01:20:44,583 Yeah, St Christopher's. 956 01:20:44,583 --> 01:20:46,375 Jean actually used to teach at St Christopher's. 957 01:20:46,500 --> 01:20:48,583 - Oh? - I did for a while, yeah. 958 01:20:48,708 --> 01:20:50,416 What made you...? 959 01:20:50,541 --> 01:20:52,791 I got a bit sick of running into the kids in the local shop. 960 01:20:52,916 --> 01:20:55,208 Fair enough. 961 01:20:55,333 --> 01:20:58,375 You know, I'd never thought of that. It must be a right pain. 962 01:20:58,500 --> 01:21:01,333 Although, parent-teacher evenings... 963 01:21:01,458 --> 01:21:04,125 probably quite a good hunting ground for the recently divorced. 964 01:21:04,250 --> 01:21:06,666 - Am I right, eh? 965 01:21:08,333 --> 01:21:09,625 Sorry. 966 01:21:10,833 --> 01:21:12,125 It's OK. 967 01:21:13,041 --> 01:21:15,583 You got a man on the scene at the moment, then, have you, Jean? 968 01:21:16,291 --> 01:21:17,458 No. I haven't, no. 969 01:21:18,291 --> 01:21:20,375 Ah, well. Well, I'm sure... 970 01:21:20,500 --> 01:21:21,916 I'm a lesbian. 971 01:21:24,333 --> 01:21:25,375 Right. 972 01:21:39,500 --> 01:21:41,458 I've actually got to head off. 973 01:21:41,583 --> 01:21:43,375 Erm... 974 01:21:45,041 --> 01:21:46,500 Can you give this to Sammy? 975 01:21:48,916 --> 01:21:51,500 Thanks for the party. I love the... 976 01:21:54,458 --> 01:21:55,958 Nice to meet you, Carl. 977 01:21:56,458 --> 01:21:57,875 Er, Craig. 978 01:23:54,125 --> 01:23:55,208 What are you doing? 979 01:23:56,041 --> 01:23:57,291 - Can you get in the car? - What? 980 01:23:58,125 --> 01:23:59,791 I wanna show you something, that's all, 981 01:23:59,916 --> 01:24:02,166 - and I'll drop you home after. - I'm grounded. 982 01:24:03,250 --> 01:24:05,208 Don't tell me you've been sticking to that. 983 01:24:05,333 --> 01:24:07,750 I don't even have to talk to you, OK? 984 01:24:09,041 --> 01:24:11,041 - Can you just get in? - OK. 985 01:24:42,750 --> 01:24:43,916 Where are we? 986 01:24:46,541 --> 01:24:47,541 Look... 987 01:24:51,833 --> 01:24:53,833 ...I'm damaged. OK? 988 01:24:58,500 --> 01:25:01,916 And in a way, you're not. Well, at least, you don't have to be. 989 01:25:02,041 --> 01:25:03,625 If I don't have to be, then why do you? 990 01:25:03,750 --> 01:25:05,125 I don't know. 991 01:25:05,250 --> 01:25:07,000 - Maybe it's too late. - It's not right. 992 01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:09,708 - Pretending. - Look, I don't expect you to understand. 993 01:25:09,708 --> 01:25:11,666 You're right. I don't. 994 01:25:11,666 --> 01:25:13,250 Look, people failed me. 995 01:25:25,291 --> 01:25:27,208 And now I failed you. 996 01:25:34,291 --> 01:25:37,041 I'm not trying to get myself off the hook or anything like that. 997 01:25:47,375 --> 01:25:48,875 But I see you carrying this... 998 01:25:50,958 --> 01:25:52,416 ...this thing. 999 01:25:54,583 --> 01:25:56,125 And you don't have to. 1000 01:25:56,250 --> 01:25:57,833 You're the one with the problem. 1001 01:25:57,958 --> 01:25:58,916 - Not me. - Yeah, I know. 1002 01:25:59,041 --> 01:26:01,416 - I don't know why you think that... - Yeah, I know. 1003 01:26:02,375 --> 01:26:04,041 Yeah, I know. I know what I did was wrong. 1004 01:26:12,958 --> 01:26:14,916 You know... 1005 01:26:15,041 --> 01:26:17,083 it was Siobhan that kissed me. 1006 01:26:21,708 --> 01:26:23,166 Not that it matters now. 1007 01:26:44,958 --> 01:26:46,208 Shall we go? 1008 01:27:07,500 --> 01:27:09,958 - Hey, you came! - Hiya. 1009 01:27:10,750 --> 01:27:13,083 - And who's this one? - I'm Lois. 1010 01:27:13,083 --> 01:27:15,041 Hiya, Lois. Welcome. 1011 01:27:15,041 --> 01:27:16,625 You a friend of Jean's then? 1012 01:27:19,333 --> 01:27:20,916 Speech! 1013 01:27:22,375 --> 01:27:26,291 I just wanted to say that as some of you already know, 1014 01:27:26,416 --> 01:27:28,250 money's been a little scarce this year, 1015 01:27:28,375 --> 01:27:31,291 but thanks to the heroic efforts of the Bog Fund... 1016 01:27:33,250 --> 01:27:35,583 ...we were able to throw a little something together. 1017 01:27:36,375 --> 01:27:38,708 So, Debs... 1018 01:27:38,833 --> 01:27:40,041 my love... 1019 01:27:41,125 --> 01:27:44,208 ...these are for you. From all of us. 1020 01:27:44,333 --> 01:27:47,083 Well, technically not from us, but they are for you. 1021 01:27:47,208 --> 01:27:49,666 Love you, babes. Happy birthday! 1022 01:27:49,791 --> 01:27:52,250 - To the Bog Fund! - The Bog Fund! 1023 01:27:54,833 --> 01:27:56,625 Now let's get fucked up! 1024 01:28:01,333 --> 01:28:03,583 Hi, lady. 1025 01:28:03,708 --> 01:28:05,708 - We missed you. - You all right? 1026 01:28:07,333 --> 01:28:08,333 What's the Bog Fund? 1027 01:28:09,750 --> 01:28:12,250 Right, so, say you get kicked out by your parents, 1028 01:28:12,250 --> 01:28:14,583 or you can't pay your rent or summat, 1029 01:28:14,583 --> 01:28:16,250 or you need a new pair of shoes, 1030 01:28:16,375 --> 01:28:18,541 then you can ask for money from the Bog Fund. 1031 01:28:19,416 --> 01:28:22,166 Wait, so, anyone can ask for money? 1032 01:28:22,291 --> 01:28:25,083 Yeah, well, any poor lesbians from the North East. 1033 01:28:25,208 --> 01:28:27,666 Babes, you don't have a drink. Let's get you a drink. 1034 01:28:29,333 --> 01:28:30,625 I'll keep an eye on her. 1035 01:28:32,416 --> 01:28:35,000 - Where's the money come from? - People like her. 1036 01:28:35,958 --> 01:28:37,708 Lesbians with proper jobs. 1037 01:28:37,833 --> 01:28:39,833 Teachers, lawyers, whatever. 1038 01:28:39,958 --> 01:28:43,750 They can put money in to, you know, help out those who are more hard up. 1039 01:28:46,833 --> 01:28:49,041 How old are you, anyway? You old enough for a drink? 1040 01:28:50,250 --> 01:28:52,583 Yeah, all right. Come on, then. 1041 01:28:52,708 --> 01:28:55,208 ♪ Maggie, Maggie, Maggie Out, out, out! 1042 01:29:09,625 --> 01:29:11,583 ♪ Maggie, Maggie, Maggie Out, out, out! 1043 01:29:11,583 --> 01:29:13,958 ♪ Maggie, Maggie, Maggie Out, out, out! 1044 01:29:13,958 --> 01:29:16,333 ♪ Maggie, Maggie, Maggie Out, out, out! 1045 01:29:16,333 --> 01:29:18,791 ♪ Oh, Maggie, Maggie, Maggie Out, out, out! 1046 01:29:18,791 --> 01:29:21,375 ♪ Maggie, Maggie, Maggie Maggie, Maggie, Maggie 1047 01:29:21,375 --> 01:29:23,500 ♪ Maggie, Maggie, Maggie Out, out, out! ♪ 1048 01:29:24,333 --> 01:29:27,208 ♪ I don't need anybody else 1049 01:29:32,416 --> 01:29:34,250 ♪ I'll never let you go 1050 01:29:37,291 --> 01:29:39,833 ♪ Because I love you so 1051 01:29:40,583 --> 01:29:43,833 ♪ I don't want anybody else... ♪ 1052 01:29:55,458 --> 01:29:57,041 How did we look? 1053 01:29:57,041 --> 01:29:58,208 Erm... 1054 01:29:58,333 --> 01:30:00,583 Oi! We were stunning. 1055 01:30:02,208 --> 01:30:03,791 Ignore her, babe. 1056 01:30:03,916 --> 01:30:06,041 I think she's all bitter and heartbroken. 1057 01:30:15,458 --> 01:30:17,250 ♪ This song is on my mind 1058 01:30:17,375 --> 01:30:19,291 ♪ All I wanna hear 1059 01:30:20,333 --> 01:30:24,750 ♪ Hold tight You know that I love you... 1060 01:30:40,791 --> 01:30:42,375 Er, what are you doing out here? 1061 01:30:53,583 --> 01:30:54,750 Hi. 1062 01:30:56,333 --> 01:30:57,791 Hiya. 1063 01:30:57,916 --> 01:31:00,208 ♪ And ever since The love I'm feeling 1064 01:31:00,208 --> 01:31:02,666 ♪ Is burning bright 1065 01:31:02,791 --> 01:31:06,291 ♪ I feel so good There's only one thing on my mind... 1066 01:31:08,791 --> 01:31:10,750 I'll be back in, in a sec. 1067 01:31:10,750 --> 01:31:12,000 OK. 1068 01:31:12,833 --> 01:31:14,583 ♪ This song is on my mind 1069 01:31:14,583 --> 01:31:17,041 ♪ All I wanna hear 1070 01:31:17,583 --> 01:31:19,291 ♪ The melodies of love 1071 01:31:19,416 --> 01:31:22,250 ♪ Singing from your heart 1072 01:31:22,375 --> 01:31:24,250 ♪ This song is on my mind 1073 01:31:24,375 --> 01:31:27,166 ♪ All I wanna hear 1074 01:31:27,291 --> 01:31:29,666 ♪ Hold tight 1075 01:31:30,333 --> 01:31:32,166 ♪ Baby I love you 1076 01:31:46,208 --> 01:31:48,041 ♪ The melodies of love 1077 01:31:48,166 --> 01:31:50,333 ♪ Singing from your heart 1078 01:31:51,125 --> 01:31:52,250 ♪ This song is on my mind ♪ 71046

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