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Mother, I'd rather do it myself.
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Stop talking like
a dreary housewife...
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...and give your mama a kiss.
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My.
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Aren't we in a mellow mood
this afternoon.
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- How's Darrin?
- Who?
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Your husband. Remember him?
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That's the first time you've
gotten his name right.
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Well, I've been thinking.
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If I have to be saddled
with a mortal for a son-in-law...
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...I suppose he's as good as any.
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Now, this is for you, darling.
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I brought it from Paris,
fighting headwinds all the way.
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- It's a wedding present.
- Whose?
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Yours, of course, darling.
Belated, but sincere.
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Let's see how it looks on.
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- It's cute.
- Wait until you see the rest of them.
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- I brought a dozen.
- Mother!
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Honey, I'm home!
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Back in the box.
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Oh, my stars!
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See what happens
when you get out of training?
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Endora, when did you swoop in?
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Sweetheart, I have good news.
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- Mother just stopped by to...
- What's that?
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It's a present from Mother.
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- What for?
- It's a wedding gift.
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We were married five years ago.
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Well, I wasn't sure it would take.
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I mean, why waste a perfectly
good spell on a bad marriage?
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That's just what I mean.
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We agreed not to have
any witchcraft around here.
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We don't want anything
that you conjured up out of...
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Out of eels' eyes and bats' wings.
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- Bats' wings?
- Eels' eyes?
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One more remark like that...
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...and you'll get down
on your four knees and apologise.
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Sweetheart,
I really think Mother deserves...
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- His four knees?
- He will be a billy goat.
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Oh, well, now, now, wait a minute.
Let's not get carried away.
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Try to understand, sweetheart.
Mother brought a gift.
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Now, people give gifts
the way they know how...
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...and in Mother's...
- Oh, stop it, Samantha!
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I don't need anyone
to plead my case.
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Now, are you satisfied?
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Please try and understand
why I feel this way.
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Oh, I understand perfectly.
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Yes, you're a small, small man...
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...and I think it's just about time
you realized it.
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Just once, I wish she'd leave a room
in the normal way.
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I've never seen Mother
quite so upset.
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She'll get over it.
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I wouldn't make any bets on that.
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What can she do to me?
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The possibilities are endless.
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- Endless?
- Well, let me put it this way:
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Mother's bite is a lot worse
than her bark.
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Sam, there's nothing to apologise for.
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I know we don't agree on this, but
you'll just have to go along with me.
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Darrin, are you sure
you're feeling all right?
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Honey, will you please stop worrying.
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Endora's probably forgotten
the whole thing by now.
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Oh, I don't know.
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One thing about Mother,
she never forgets a grudge.
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I half expected to wake up this morning
and find myself married to a billy goat.
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Nope. I think Endora
understands my position...
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...and...
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Hey!
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What did the laundry do to my shirt?
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What's the matter with it?
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The collar's too big.
They stretched it.
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That doesn't sound like our laundry.
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Their specialties are over-starching
and shrinking.
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Well, I haven't got time
to change it now. Goodbye.
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Take good care of yourself, huh?
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Look, as soon as I start to sprout
horns and a goatee...
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...I'll give you a...
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I know you're up to something.
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- Hi, Darrin.
- Hi, Larry.
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- How's the layout coming?
- Should be ready by tomorrow.
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This should give you a rough idea.
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Oh, looks pretty good to me.
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Perhaps, we should...
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- What's the matter?
- It's nothing.
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I thought I'd set up a meeting with
the client, show them these sketches...
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Larry, why are you
staring at me like that?
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- Darrin, how tall are you?
- Six feet, one inch. Why?
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Well, that's strange. I'm 6'1".
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- Small world. Now, if the client...
- We're the same height.
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- So?
- So, why does your head...
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...only come up to my eyes?
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You must be taller than you think.
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Darrin, you look beat.
Why don't you knock off for the day?
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Thanks, Lar. I am kind of bushed.
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I'll get a good night's sleep
tonight and then...
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- Laundry.
- What?
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The laundry made a mistake...
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...with my shirts.
- I see.
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- Losing weight?
- What?
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I think you're right, Darrin.
You do need a good night's rest.
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Maybe you should even...
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Darrin, were you feeling okay
when you got dressed this morning?
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What?
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Why don't you take
a couple of days off?
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You've been working hard.
I can fill in for you.
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It'll be no problem at all.
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There you go.
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Darrin, either you have
a lousy tailor...
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...or you're shrinking.
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I gotta get home.
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Mr. Stephens, would you sign
these letters before you...
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I haven't got time.
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I've gotta drive home while my feet
can still reach the pedals.
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That's peculiar.
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- Abner!
- What is it now?
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Mr. Stephens is only four feet tall.
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Samantha!
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Oh, Mother shouldn't have done that.
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Don't just stand there!
Do something!
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- What?
- Make me grow!
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Sweetheart, I can't.
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What do you mean?
You're a witch, aren't you?
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Darling, you know
I can't undo Mother's spell.
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Oh, sorry.
How stupid of me to forget.
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Now, now, sweetheart,
just try and stay calm.
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Calm? I shrunk six inches
in a crowded elevator.
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How am I gonna get back to normal?
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Well, you'll just
have to apologise to Mother.
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For what? For daring
to stand up to her?
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For having a difference
of opinion?
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Darrin, you're really
in no position to debate the issue.
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She had no right to do this to me.
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What difference does it make
who's right and who's wrong?
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You're only four feet tall.
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Where I come from, a man is measured
by his principles, not by his height.
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- Darrin.
- No!
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You listen to me. If I give up on this...
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...I'll be giving up the right to express
my opinion in my own house.
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No! I will not be bullied,
not by Endora or anyone else.
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I will not compromise
my principles.
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I hate to say this...
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...but your speech would be
a lot more effective...
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...if you were just a teeny bit taller.
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I am only four feet tall,
but at least I'm my own man...
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...and I'll win out over Endora
because she doesn't frighten me a bit.
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I can take anything she can hand out.
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I hope so.
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Ready for your coffee, sweetheart?
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No cream, I'm on a diet.
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You're being ridiculous, Gladys.
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Nobody shrinks two feet in one day.
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I saw it with my own two eyes.
You will too.
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What are you gonna do?
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Knock at the door
and ask to see the house midget?
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Of course not. I lay awake all night
thinking of a plan to get in there.
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I tried to reach Mother.
She's being stubborn.
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And I called Larry,
told him you wouldn't be in today.
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I just said you weren't yourself.
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Boy, that's the biggest
understatement of the year.
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Darrin, are you sure you're
warm enough in that handkerchief?
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Well, it is a bit drafty.
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That's something I can fix.
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Thanks, honey.
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I thought the vertical stripes
would give you more height.
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Sam, I appreciate you
standing behind me like this.
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Well, it's all part of the bargain.
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- Bargain?
- You know.
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"For better, for worse,
for richer, for poorer...
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...for taller, for shorter."
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Sorry.
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I'll get that. Don't go away.
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- Where do you think I'm going?
- Oh, you little dickens.
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- Hi, there.
- Hi, there.
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Our dog got into
your backyard by mistake...
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...so we came to get him.
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Oh? Well, I didn't even know
you had a dog.
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Oh, we just got him.
He was taking us for a walk...
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...and he got off the leash.
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We noticed Mr. Stephens
didn't go to work this morning.
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Nothing wrong, I hope.
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Oh, no.
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No, he just didn't feel...
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...up to it.
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Thanks for asking though.
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Funny he should get sick.
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I mean, he looked so healthy.
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- And tall.
- Gladys.
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I'd like to ask you to stay for coffee...
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...but I really can't.
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I'm awfully busy. As a matter of fact...
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...I was just on my way out to pick
something up for Mr. Stephens.
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Sure. We understand.
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Darrin?
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Darrin, where are you?
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- He's not here.
- Who isn't here?
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Your dog, of course.
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Abner!
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- What is it, Gladys?
- Your dog's gone.
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I said he was in the backyard,
Mrs. Stephens.
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He's probably gone
on a scavenger hunt.
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00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:05,737
No matter what we feed him,
he always wants more.
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00:14:12,180 --> 00:14:15,411
This dog will eat anything
that's not nailed down.
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Sam! Sam!
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Samantha, help!
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This is the last load
this morning, Sam.
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We'll take this stuff to the dump,
then knock off for lunch.
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All right, you take the crate.
I'll take this stuff over here.
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- Sam!
- Yeah, what do you want?
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I didn't say nothing, Sam.
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No?
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Mother? Mother, I'll give you just
three seconds to appear before me.
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One, two, three.
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You have done some terrible things
in your time...
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...but, this time,
you have gone too far.
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I thought he needed
cutting down to size.
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Mother, you make the Wicked Witch
of the West look like Shirley Temple.
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Oh, well, all right.
Perhaps I did get carried away...
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...but he had no right
to behave so childishly.
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Where is he? I'll change him back.
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You see, that's just the trouble.
I don't know where he is!
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It's even possible that a dog ate him.
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Oh! How positively amusing.
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- Mother!
- Oh, all right.
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I know how upsetting
it is to misplace a husband.
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Try not to panic.
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Suppose he's had
some terrible accident?
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Did you look
in the garbage disposal?
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- Mother, please!
- Well, it's just a thought.
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Oh, Durwood! Durwood!
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
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- I can explain all this.
- A leprechaun.
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I found a leprechaun in a bottle.
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- Don't get upset.
- Who's upset?
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It's a nice change
from them darn snakes.
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Will you help me out of here?
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Not until you give me
my three wishes.
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But I can't do that.
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00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:04,337
Look, Mr. Leprechaun, I'm a fair man.
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00:17:04,540 --> 00:17:08,135
Now, you give me my three wishes,
and we're even-steven.
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I give you my word as a gentleman.
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00:17:11,380 --> 00:17:13,940
Oh, I believe you,
but it's not as easy as that.
242
00:17:14,420 --> 00:17:16,138
On the other hand...
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...if I don't get my just rewards,
I'll squash you with my boot.
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All right! All right!
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Take me to 1164
Morning Glory Circle...
246
00:17:26,860 --> 00:17:29,135
...and then we'll see
what we can do.
247
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:30,853
Fair enough.
248
00:17:32,780 --> 00:17:36,216
Come on, little fella. Come on.
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00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:44,736
Hello, are you Mrs. Leprechaun?
250
00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:49,092
- I beg your pardon?
- I've got your husband in my pocket.
251
00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:51,211
You have?
252
00:17:52,380 --> 00:17:53,733
Not so fast.
253
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:55,976
We've some business
to discuss first.
254
00:17:56,180 --> 00:17:58,569
A matter of three wishes.
255
00:17:58,780 --> 00:18:00,896
Is he hurt?
Oh, please, let me see him.
256
00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:05,616
Well, all right.
You can look, but don't touch.
257
00:18:05,820 --> 00:18:09,210
- Cut little fella, isn't he?
- Darrin, are you all right?
258
00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:11,729
Just give him his three wishes, Sam.
259
00:18:12,900 --> 00:18:15,130
You promise you'll let me
have my husband back?
260
00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:19,249
Frank O'Hara never
welshed on a deal in his life.
261
00:18:19,780 --> 00:18:22,169
All right, Mr. O'Hara.
262
00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:23,575
What do you want?
263
00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:27,690
For my first wish,
I'd like a new pair of specs.
264
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:31,176
Horned rims with gold screws.
265
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:34,892
One pair of spectacles coming up.
266
00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:39,289
That's wonderful.
267
00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:42,652
Say, you're pretty.
268
00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:45,616
Good-looking wife you got there,
little fella.
269
00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:48,095
Get on with it, will you?
It's hot in here.
270
00:18:48,700 --> 00:18:51,498
Spunky little fella, isn't he?
271
00:18:51,820 --> 00:18:53,173
For my second wish...
272
00:18:53,380 --> 00:18:57,851
...I'd like a new set of duds
with a purple waistcoat.
273
00:18:58,060 --> 00:19:00,620
Got you, Mr. O'Hara.
274
00:19:05,740 --> 00:19:08,129
- How do you do that?
- What?
275
00:19:08,340 --> 00:19:10,490
Wiggle your nose like that. Real cute.
276
00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:13,931
It's a trade secret.
You have one wish left.
277
00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:17,891
I'd like a Shetland pony.
278
00:19:18,980 --> 00:19:20,777
A Shetland pony?
279
00:19:20,980 --> 00:19:22,493
Aren't you a little old for that?
280
00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:25,772
Sam, don't try to psychoanalyze him.
Just give him his pony.
281
00:19:26,580 --> 00:19:28,411
Ever since I was a little kid...
282
00:19:28,620 --> 00:19:31,817
...I wanted a Shetland pony,
more than anything else in the world.
283
00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:35,615
And when I didn't get it,
I felt shunned by my fellow man.
284
00:19:35,820 --> 00:19:38,414
I became a pitiful outcast.
285
00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:43,091
Just because I didn't get my pony,
I was a mess.
286
00:19:44,580 --> 00:19:45,979
Sam, give him his pony!
287
00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:54,655
I certainly like the way you do that.
288
00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:59,375
If you look in the driveway
you'll find your third wish.
289
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:10,656
If someone would have done that
for me when I was a little boy...
290
00:20:10,860 --> 00:20:12,816
...it would've saved a wasted life.
291
00:20:13,020 --> 00:20:15,693
Wait until I tell the boys down
at the mission house.
292
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:20,175
Well, you gave me my three wishes.
293
00:20:20,580 --> 00:20:22,457
Here's your husband.
294
00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:24,412
Just like that?
295
00:20:24,820 --> 00:20:27,414
Don't you wanna know
where all the things came from?
296
00:20:27,620 --> 00:20:31,010
Why should I?
I look upon these things as gifts.
297
00:20:31,220 --> 00:20:33,336
Now, you don't ask
where a gift comes from...
298
00:20:33,540 --> 00:20:35,098
...now, do you, little fella?
299
00:20:37,180 --> 00:20:39,296
I... I suppose not.
300
00:20:41,020 --> 00:20:43,409
Well, bye-bye, Mrs. Leprechaun.
301
00:20:44,740 --> 00:20:46,970
Goodbye, Mr. O'Hara, and good luck.
302
00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:50,172
Before I go, I'd like to say one thing.
303
00:20:50,380 --> 00:20:51,574
What's that?
304
00:20:52,220 --> 00:20:55,292
You two make a very cute couple.
305
00:21:16,340 --> 00:21:19,537
- There, that's better.
- Know something, Sam?
306
00:21:19,740 --> 00:21:21,856
For the first time, I feel very small.
307
00:21:22,060 --> 00:21:25,336
It takes a big man
to admit his mistakes, sweetheart.
308
00:21:25,540 --> 00:21:27,849
That drunk was right. The truth is...
309
00:21:28,060 --> 00:21:30,130
...if anyone else gave you
a wedding present...
310
00:21:30,340 --> 00:21:33,138
...I wouldn't ask how they got it
or if it was hot or...
311
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:35,816
Sam, I'd like to say
I'm sorry to Endora.
312
00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:40,736
- Can you call her?
- As a matter of fact, she's here.
313
00:21:40,940 --> 00:21:44,012
She's been helping me
search the house for you.
314
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:45,892
Mother!
315
00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:48,494
Mother?
316
00:21:49,260 --> 00:21:52,457
- Figures.
- Mother!
317
00:21:57,420 --> 00:21:59,376
Mother!
318
00:22:00,260 --> 00:22:02,216
You didn't have to shout, Samantha.
319
00:22:02,420 --> 00:22:04,297
- I'm not deaf.
- Where were you?
320
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:06,889
If you hadn't shouted,
I would've come right away.
321
00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:10,012
Mother, Darrin has something
to say to you.
322
00:22:11,420 --> 00:22:13,615
Oh, my, my!
323
00:22:13,820 --> 00:22:16,493
I did quite a job on him, didn't I?
324
00:22:17,340 --> 00:22:18,568
May I say something?
325
00:22:18,780 --> 00:22:20,577
Of course, this wouldn't
have happened...
326
00:22:20,780 --> 00:22:23,499
...if he wasn't so bigoted
and unreasonable.
327
00:22:23,700 --> 00:22:26,817
- Look, if you don't listen to me, I'll...
- Yes, what will you do?
328
00:22:27,020 --> 00:22:28,453
Punch me in the knee?
329
00:22:28,700 --> 00:22:30,452
Endora, sometimes you're impossible.
330
00:22:30,660 --> 00:22:33,413
I just wanted to say,
"I'm sorry. I was wrong."
331
00:22:35,100 --> 00:22:38,012
Why on earth didn't you
say that before?
332
00:22:45,660 --> 00:22:47,457
Thank you, Mother.
333
00:22:47,660 --> 00:22:50,220
Nice to have you back
with the grownups, sweetheart.
334
00:22:50,420 --> 00:22:52,251
Nice to be back.
335
00:22:52,460 --> 00:22:54,849
Mother, now that Darrin
has apologized...
336
00:22:55,060 --> 00:22:57,210
...I think that you
owe him an apology.
337
00:22:57,420 --> 00:22:58,978
Oh, very well.
338
00:22:59,940 --> 00:23:03,012
I regret my slight transgression
of the other day...
339
00:23:03,220 --> 00:23:06,018
...but only because
my daughter insists.
340
00:23:06,700 --> 00:23:08,691
- That's an apology?
- For Mother it is.
341
00:23:08,900 --> 00:23:11,619
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm off to India...
342
00:23:11,820 --> 00:23:14,732
...to meditate with a guru.
343
00:23:15,620 --> 00:23:18,851
"I regret my slight transgression
of the other day..."
344
00:23:19,060 --> 00:23:21,415
Darrin. Darrin, please.
345
00:23:21,620 --> 00:23:23,258
Don't worry about her.
346
00:23:23,460 --> 00:23:26,213
Just remember,
in the words of Frank O'Hara...
347
00:23:26,420 --> 00:23:28,615
...we make a very cute couple.
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