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We have previously seen in a fancy
new restaurant run by an old friend...
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a gay dinner party...
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interrupted by a shocking
and senseless theft.
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Caught red-handed.
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Too red-handed. It could have
been a plot. Better call Batman.
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Strange, he wants
to be arrested.
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So let him go.
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Spy on him, find out his plans.
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Cold-blooded murder.
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A fake. Another attempt
to get into the pen.
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What? A super-crook
like him in a mere city jail?
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What's his scheme?
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Got it. He wanted to contact
a forger who's doing time.
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But Penguin broke out of jail.
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Snatched Chief
O'Hara as a hostage.
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Challenged the Dynamic
Duo to a fair duel.
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A fair duel? With
that crooked bird?
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O'Hara in a trunk.
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Deadly Penguin guns waiting.
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High-voltage electric
cables into the pool.
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Shut your eyes.
Hold your breath.
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In just one minute, the
gunfire is going to blast.
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Look! That trunk on the slide.
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Push it.
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- Holy Davy Jones!
- Hold it.
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This could be a deathtrap.
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- Fire!
- Down! Bat Shield.
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Holy Guadalcanal,
Batman. What now?
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Stay calm. Let's assess
this desperate situation.
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Dollars to doughnuts,
Chief O'Hara's in that trunk.
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And look! There's Penguin
at that electric switch.
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Right. First thing...
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drive the bird away
with a Bat-pellet.
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Nice eye, Batman.
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No time for
compliments, I'm afraid.
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Let's advance our Bat Shield
through this deadly gunfire.
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- Make for those big electric cables.
- Right you are.
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What do we do? Cut them
with our Insulated Bat-clippers?
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On the contrary. I'll reverse the
polarity with my special Bat-inverser.
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Oh! I'm blinded.
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Those dratted bat fellas.
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Watch it. Someone's getting
back to that electric switch.
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Indeed. Just as I'd
hoped. Get back.
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All right, fry, Chief O'Hara.
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You fry and sizzle and boil.
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Holy levitation. How
did that happen?
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Simple. By reversing
the polarity of the cables...
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I transformed the swimming
pool into a gigantic antimagnet.
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It repelled the
metal of the trunk.
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Curses. We're out of ammunition!
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It's a trick to get us out
from behind our Bat Shield.
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- No trick, Robin. They are out of ammunition.
- How do you know?
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Easy. I've been counting
their bullets. At them.
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Surrender, you criminals.
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- Up with your flippers!
- Quack.
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Open the trunk.
Release Chief O'Hara.
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Roger.
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- Are you all right?
- Whew.
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Drat it! It's most irritating.
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A perfect plot gone awry.
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It'll happen to the criminal
every time, Penguin.
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Get set for a short flight.
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- Next stop for you, the bar of justice.
- Quack.
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Next case, bailiff.
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An arraignment, Your Honor.
Mr. Penguin and his rascally restaurateurs.
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- On what charge?
- Various, Your Honor.
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"Kidnapping of a police chief...
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illegal electrification
of a swimming pool...
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littering public property
with machine gun cartridges...
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without proper
license therefore...
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attempted murder,
mayhem, battery...
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and compound assault."
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Dear me, most serious.
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Where's Mr. Jefferson
Hamfurter, the district attorney?
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With your permission,
Judge Moot...
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Mr. Hamfurter has asked
me to represent the people.
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Of course. It will be
an honor, Batman.
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Will the prisoner Penguin
rise and state how he pleads?
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In the immortal
phrase of Émile Zola:
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J'accuse!
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What? You accuse?
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Indeed, Your Honor.
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I accuse Batman and Robin...
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and the Gotham City
Police Department...
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with conspiracy to deprive
me of my lawful rights.
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You got that?
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On what facts do you base
your grave charge, Mr. Penguin?
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Well, early yesterday
evening, Your Honor...
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I was apprehended in the act
of heisting a diamond bracelet...
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from the wrist of one
Mrs. Harriet Cooper.
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And although my
guilt was manifest...
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Batman and Robin
prevented my arrest.
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Astonishing. What
do you say, Batman?
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It's quite true, Your Honor.
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I felt in this
peculiar situation...
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He felt, he felt!
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Under what do we
live in Gotham City, sir?
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We live under a code of law...
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or do we live under a
costumed madman's feelings?
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Point well taken, Mr. Penguin.
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Thank you, Your Honor.
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- Your Honor, I object to...
- Objection overruled.
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Continue, Mr. Penguin.
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Thank you, sir.
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As a law-breaking citizen...
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I had and I have a
clear right of admission...
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into the Gotham
State Penitentiary.
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Quite so. Quite so.
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Now, deprived of those
rights, I had no other recourse...
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but to protect myself by
any means at my disposal.
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Hmm. Mm.
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In other words, the acts
of which you're accused...
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were merely a citizen's reaction
to illegal police conspiracy?
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Solomon himself could've put it
in no neater nutshell, Your Honor.
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But, Your Honor,
kidnapping, mayhem...
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the attempted drowning
of our beloved police chief.
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Holy flip-flop, what's
happened to justice?
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You call attempted mayhem
a "normal citizen's reaction"?
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Enough, Boy Wonder. I fear you're
out of your depth in these thorny matters.
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Way, way out.
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Ahem. Now, our code of law is
the cornerstone of our society.
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Whenever it is violated by
those sworn to uphold it...
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which you clearly did, Batman...
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then what recourse has
the humble citizen but action?
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Now, which of us is
to cast the first stone?
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We've been outwitted, Robin.
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It's not fair. Let's fight.
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Another day, another way.
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Your Honor, the people
withdraw their case.
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Very well. Dismiss the charges.
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Release Mr. Penguin and
his rascally restaurateurs.
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Do you mean that you are not
sending me to the state pen?
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No. Your eloquence has
gained you freedom, Mr. Penguin.
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Now fly the straight and
narrow path forevermore.
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Faugh.
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This is one plan
Penguin won't twist.
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There. That ought to do it.
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Remarkable indeed, sir.
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You can say that again. I bet
Batman's the only one in the world...
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with a hand steady enough
to paint false fingerprints.
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Come, come, Robin,
don't exaggerate.
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All it takes is a little
practice and a bit of patience.
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Fortunate the criminal classes
don't realize the possibilities.
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It wouldn't help them
if they did, Alfred.
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The poor wretches are
addicted to tobacco and alcohol.
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They lack the nerve
control for this sort of work.
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You know your role?
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I've committed it to
memory by rote, sir.
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So proceed to The
Penguin's Nest. Good luck.
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- It's a privilege to be of help, sir.
Good day. BATMAN: Ah, ah, ah.
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Don't touch anything for a minute
and 23 seconds. Remember.
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Very good, sir. Yes.
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Robin, would you get me police headquarters
via the special tip line, please?
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Roger.
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- It's ringing.
- Good.
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Police headquarters.
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This is a friend speaking.
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There's trouble at Table 7.
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What now? Some nitwit
complaining about a fly in his caviar?
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- Police trouble.
- Police? What do you mean?
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That bonehead chief flatfoot.
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The one that we tried to bump
off in the trunk. Better have a look.
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But, my dear chap...
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Don't you "dear chap"
me, Mr. Quill-Pen Quertch.
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- "Quill-Pen Quertch"?
- Who's he?
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Heh-heh-heh. My
pretty brainless birdie...
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he's merely the most brilliant
criminal penman who ever lived.
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What an astonishing
stroke of luck.
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Get out of town, Quill-Pen.
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As St. Paddy said to the
snakes in dear old Ireland, "Out."
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I give you three hours.
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Or is it too neat to
be a stroke of luck?
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You're right. It
might be a trap.
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Chickadee, get the
gentleman's fingerprints.
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Mr. Dee, come with
me. Quack, quack.
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Ah, fingerprints.
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Famous Forgers, International.
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- Ah! Here we are.
- His water glass, Pengy.
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Well done, my sweet.
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Mm-hm.
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Right index finger.
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Can you read me Quertch's
classification in the file?
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"Twelve-R-seven-one-Q-six."
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seven-one-Q-six.
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Eureka!
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It's Quill-Pen, after all. Shh.
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Your host and
colleague, Mr. Quertch.
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That brainy bird of
prey, the Penguin.
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- I'm honored, Comrade Penguin.
- Heh, heh.
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Oh, yeah, that's right.
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Now, uh, allow me to suggest...
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a mutually profitable
collaboration.
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By all means, old bird.
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What's the setup?
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You see, it happens that I
have very cleverly got hold of...
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Curious. ALFRED: Huh?
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Uh, I have a strange feeling that I
have seen you somewhere before...
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- Mr. Quertch.
- Heh.
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Well, perhaps my... My phiz
in the Rogue's Gallery, what?
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No, I don't think so.
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Great heavenly ice floes!
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Mercy me! Oh, the
poor man has fainted.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
friends of The Penguin's Nest...
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I regret to announce the
outbreak of a sudden epidemic:
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Moldavian food poisoning.
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I suggest, while you can...
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run for your lives to your
favorite family physician.
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- What's happened?
- Who is he, Pengy?
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He's an impostor.
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I recognize him as a busybody who
has stumbled into my stew before.
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His name is Alfred.
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He is the faithful butler of
the millionaire Bruce Wayne.
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I don't like it.
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He should have checked
in five minutes ago.
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Gosh, do you think Penguin's
seen through our ploy?
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I don't know.
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But I may have made a grave mistake
in sending Alfred to that devil's lair.
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Come on, Robin, quick!
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I don't get it. Why should Bruce Wayne's
butler be wearing a set of phony fingerprints?
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Alas, it's too simple.
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See, Mr. Wayne is a very
prominent bank director...
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and they have got wind of my
super-crooked forgery scheme...
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and this is a counterplot laid by
the Gotham City League of Bankers.
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- Yeah. Yeah, that figures.
- So, what do we do?
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I am brainy. I am
nimble. I am versatile.
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This Bruce Wayne will pay
dearly for his clumsy interfer...
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Mr. Blue. Mr. Blue.
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I want you to prepare
50 pounds of piecrust.
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We are going to make a
gigantic butler pie. Heh!
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Sinister.
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This could be a crude
attempt to throw us off.
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There's no one
in the dining room.
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There may be someone
in the kitchen. Let's find out.
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Alfred's bowler.
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Heavily dusted
with pastry flour.
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Holy chocolate éclair.
What can it mean, Batman?
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I scarcely dare think.
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I fear it's too grim.
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00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:35,850
Who are you? What's
the meaning of this?
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It's a catered affair, madam.
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- In honor of Mr. Bruce Wayne. Is he home?
- No.
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We'll wait.
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00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:47,191
You get out of here. You
get out of here at once.
244
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,528
Shoo, you hideous
creatures! Shoo!
245
00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:53,735
Answer it.
246
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,906
Answer it.
247
00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:01,871
Hello?
248
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,448
Hi there, Aunt
Harriet. It's Dick.
249
00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:08,382
Bruce and I were just wondering if
there's anything new around the house.
250
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:12,116
Well, yes, I'd say
there certainly is.
251
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:16,126
Eh. Hello? This
is Mr. P. N. Guin.
252
00:18:18,397 --> 00:18:22,391
- Penguin, you...
- Careful. You're Dick Grayson.
253
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:24,597
You mean the Penguin?
254
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:27,672
The famous criminal
I've read so much about?
255
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,933
That's who I mean, Dicky boy.
256
00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:35,012
And you better tell your guardian, Mr. Wayne,
that if he wants to see Alfred alive...
257
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,414
he'd better hurry home fast.
258
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,780
Quick. To the Batmobile.
259
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:05,969
Ah, there you are, Mr. Wayne.
Good day, Mr. Wayne.
260
00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:10,343
And good day, my boy. Welcome.
Welcome, the both of you. Heh.
261
00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:14,510
- Why, what an extraordinary pastry.
- The biggest I've ever seen.
262
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:17,849
Yes, its name is
Humble Pie, Mr. Wayne.
263
00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:21,027
- And you are about to eat it.
- You don't say.
264
00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:24,459
Yes. Mr. Blue, prepare
to light the burner.
265
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:28,066
Now, inside that pie
is Quill-Pen Quertch...
266
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:29,996
the famous British forger.
267
00:19:30,202 --> 00:19:32,637
- Why, you...
- Steady, Dick, I'll handle this.
268
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,205
And he will be cooked
before your very eyes...
269
00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:38,639
millionaire Bruce Wayne,
the banker's friend.
270
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,813
Unless you compensate me...
271
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:45,951
to the tune of $1
million cash. Now.
272
00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:48,345
A million.
273
00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:53,855
I believe I have that sum on hand
in the small wall safe in my study.
274
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,426
Come on, I'll
help you get it out.
275
00:20:11,343 --> 00:20:13,369
Turn off the Automatic
Costume Change Device.
276
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,378
Costume Device off.
277
00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:22,111
Quickly.
278
00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:28,724
Now, a small tricky charade
to preserve our secret identities.
279
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:31,261
- Take your cues from me.
- Roger.
280
00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:36,763
Look, Dick.
281
00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:40,404
Good gravy, Dick, coming
through that window.
282
00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:43,770
Why, Bruce, isn't that
Batman and Robin, Bruce?
283
00:20:44,009 --> 00:20:45,739
It certainly is, Dick.
284
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,743
Go on and get them,
Batman and Robin.
285
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,382
We'll just be out here so
as not to be in your way.
286
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,381
Nice.
287
00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:54,782
Curse it!
288
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:58,524
We have you this time, Penguin.
289
00:20:58,724 --> 00:21:02,525
We planted a tiny homing device in your
hat. We've been tracking you relentlessly.
290
00:21:02,728 --> 00:21:04,128
Up with your flippers.
291
00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:06,663
Surrender that gigantic pie.
292
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:09,459
To the fray, my
rascally restaurateurs!
293
00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:50,768
Stop, Batman! Stop or I
blow the lady's brains out!
294
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,945
Batman... Oh!
295
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,308
Well hit, madam.
296
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:09,857
Quickly, down and up the
Batpoles before they wake.
297
00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:19,904
- Ah.
- Good gravy.
298
00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:21,801
That must've
been quite a battle.
299
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:24,670
Yes, indeed, sir. Too
bad you missed it.
300
00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:28,370
Where are they, Alfred? I'd
like to give them my thanks.
301
00:22:28,614 --> 00:22:31,015
They departed through the
window, sir, in some haste.
302
00:22:31,217 --> 00:22:34,745
Oh, and, sir, they asked
me to give you a message.
303
00:22:34,987 --> 00:22:38,719
Should you ever again come up
against such a criminal as the Penguin...
304
00:22:38,924 --> 00:22:42,326
don't endeavor to capture
him yourselves. Call the police.
305
00:22:42,494 --> 00:22:45,692
- Quack.
- The job of crime-fighting is theirs.
306
00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:47,764
Faugh!
307
00:22:53,272 --> 00:22:55,503
There you are. Only one.
308
00:22:58,677 --> 00:23:03,706
Quack. Triumph at last. We're
being sent to the state pen.
309
00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:08,251
Rendezvous with Ballpoint
Baxter in the next cell.
310
00:23:08,454 --> 00:23:11,515
- You still got the handwriting samples, Pengy?
- Of course I do.
311
00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:14,091
In the handle of
my tricky umbrella.
312
00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:16,388
- Ha-ha-ha.
- Oh.
313
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:19,593
- Good morning, commissioner.
- Oh, hello, Bruce.
314
00:23:19,798 --> 00:23:21,164
Has my man arrived?
315
00:23:21,367 --> 00:23:24,769
He should have been here
by now. O'Hara went to get him.
316
00:23:25,604 --> 00:23:28,267
Oh. Here he is now.
317
00:23:30,876 --> 00:23:31,900
Ballpoint.
318
00:23:32,711 --> 00:23:34,543
Ballpoint Baxter?
319
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:39,582
That's right, Mr. Penguin.
I've just secured him a parole.
320
00:23:39,785 --> 00:23:42,084
Mr. Baxter's going to
teach penmanship...
321
00:23:42,288 --> 00:23:46,123
in one of the Wayne Foundation
camps for underprivileged children.
322
00:23:46,325 --> 00:23:48,317
Oh, no. No.
323
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:51,496
What about the
underprivileged criminal?
324
00:23:51,697 --> 00:23:54,326
All right, you crooked
birds, let's get moving.
325
00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:55,968
Quack. O'HARA: Come on.
326
00:23:58,337 --> 00:24:01,569
Ballpoint. Ballpoint.
Ballpoint, don't leave me.
327
00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:05,677
All right, come on. The bus is
ready to take you to the state pen.
328
00:24:05,844 --> 00:24:09,508
Come on, Mr. Baxter,
an honest life awaits.
329
00:24:09,748 --> 00:24:14,083
One I'm sure you'll
find very, very satisfying.25958
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