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- Go Dong Man, Baek Seol Hee, hurry up! [Seosan, Chungnam]

Okay.

You drunkard. Aren't you going to work?

I have to go do the news now.

That's not how you wear a tie.

It's cool like this.

Honey. Wife. Lately, things are a mess up there.

- What? - North Korea's Kim II Sung

stated they will break

the Non-Proliferation Treaty, causing tension.

This has been Baek Ji Hyeon from KBS News.

I told you not to talk for so long!

We are not playing news!

I told you that it's no fun playing house.

No, it's fun.

It's really fun!

Honey! I'm going to go to the broadcasting station.

Our son should eat and go to kindergarten.

Cookie Taekwondo!

Go Dong Man! You made Baek Seol Hee cry again!

Why do you keep hitting everything?

Mom! Choi Ae Ra hit me again!

Ah, sorry. I'm sorry!

[Namil Villa, Seoul - 2017]

Sorry. I said sorry.

- Episode 2 - Do this favor as my neighbor,

- Episode 2 - since you are going to the dumpster to toss your garbage anyway.

Oh, you are like my mortal enemy.

Thanks a lot, Dong Man! You're working hard.

What? Are you emigrating?

Joo Man left something that he needed for his business trip.

I'm going. See you later!

Make a lot of money!

Hurry up and throw it away, Honey.

Hon— Don't say "Honey." I'll kill you, seriously!

Got it, Darling. Thank you.

Wow, look at that shameless wench.

[Round 2: No matter what they say, we go our own way]

Are you going anywhere?

A classmate's wedding. What do you think?

I'm living well without any worries.

My concept today is an urbane career woman. Can you feel it?

It feels like Australopithecus*. (*A hominid extinct for 2 million years).

Thanks to you, I am able to witness the evolution of humankind on a daily basis.

How can someone change this much in one hour?

Am I that pretty?

Don't pretend to be pretty. I've got an empty stomach.

It would be stupid of me to pretend I'm pretty.

But I feel really troubled as well.

I'm not acting pretty. I was just born pretty.

I can hit a girl.

So when others say that I'm just acting pretty,

it's difficult for Ae Ra as well.

Wow, you make me so stressed.

Wait up.

Hey. But you must like this bag, you use it a lot.

Yes, it's really comfortable.

Should I buy you one more when they release a new one?

Is Oppa saying he will buy Ae Ra another bag?

Stop it. I told you to stop it. Please, just stop!

You punk! How dare you put a girl in a headlock?

But how did you find Grandpa's Tteokbokki (spicy rice cakes)?

Since it launched, it sold out in five days.

People usually think I'm chubby because I'm a glutton,

but I just have a refined palate. When I first tasted Grandpa's Tteokbokki from the Gyeong-dong market,

I felt a certain kind of calling that went beyond joy.

Wow, this is a taste that the whole nation should experience.

Wow, amazing.

We sold over ₩200,000,000 (about $200,000) worth of tteokbokki

when a package costs ₩2,340 ($2.34).

₩200,000,000?

Wow, but that is a huge hit product.

- Then how much bonus do I get? - Of course, you will get one.

₩195,000 ($195) after tax.

It will be transferred to your bank account. You are a real talent. A real talent.

[Hoping to buy] ["Movie tickets for Yongja"]

Unit 8, 1st floor. Waiting for the elevator.

I put the razor in the front pocket.

I put in some extra, just for emergencies, as well.

You did?

How can a person going on a business trip not even pack their stuff?

You're actually sloppier than me.

You were quite bold though. When did you stop by my desk?

What?

I heard Yongja is really good.

Yongja? It's already in theaters?

Hm?

When?

I got it!

- By the way, Deputy Section Chief. - Yes?

I heard Yongja is really good.

What?

They say it's really fun to watch, so much so that it's difficult to get in.

Go.

Excuse me! You should take your suitcase with you.

It's not mine.

You must like pink.

Ye Jin is really into him?

Yes, that's him. But what's up with Yongja?

Did she get movie tickets for him?

I told you, that this is made in Germany.

Replacement parts are really expensive.

Don't you teach them the basics?

Don't you know that if you don't clean the filter, the motor will break?

I told you this a hundred... no, a thousand times. Let's please clean the filters.

You again. Why do you always cause accidents?

It wasn't me. This isn't mine, it is his.

Whoa! Did you drink again yesterday?

- I did have some chicken and beer but— - Look, this is yours.

You're suffering from alcohol-induced dementia.

It's fine, it's fine! Just hurry and go out on your jobs.

Of course, I'm sorry.

Manager, this is your machine. Isn't it?

Have you been to the army? Judging by the way you're conducting your social interactions, you haven't.

It's really frustrating.

Don't want this job? Then quit. I won't stop you.

Hey, clean all this.

Go away!

Since you lost, it should be my turn!

Hey, since this is the last hit the oldest should do it.

Stop fighting. This Hyung will help you get some bonus rounds.

Why would you get the last punch?

Oh, these kids really.

Okay, it's fine now right?

Let me hit it just once. You will get a bonus game from it, anyway.

This guy is so full of himself.

Wow!

Hey, kicking's not allowed. Can't you see?

- Wow, amazing! - I'm sorry.

Look, kids. I said that I would give you more hits. Have fun!

Wow! Hey!

- Wow, amazing. [Hyung Gyeong Goo]

That's right.

Hello? Oh, Hyung.

Now?

I am free at the moment. Why?

Why? What? Want me to go on another blind date?

Oh, my legs.

Why would they have a wedding so far away?

Bride, enter.

The bride is happy. With her abundant dating experience from when she was in school.

In the end, she's become a doctor's wife.

So what is the groom's field?

Cosmetic surgery.

- Choi Ae Ra is coming too. Do you see her? - As if she would want to come.

Hey, guys.

Oh, Ae Ra.

Are you Ae Ra?

Hey, it's been such a long time. I didn't think you'd come.

I was going to come early but I was so busy with work.

If you were busy you could have just not come.

Of course, I should come. I missed you guys so much.

It's good that you came. It's nice to see you.

Yeah.

- Dong Man! - Oh, Hyung!

- It's nice today. - We need to hurry.

- Now? - Yeah, it's late.

- Hurry. - I just need to go?

I came because you called me but is it really okay to appear on TV all of a sudden like this?

The participant unexpectedly bailed, so you're the back-up.

We won't ask you any questions. You just need to stand there.

Oh, okay.

From the statement "There is no place where the mountain is nice, the river is nice, and blank is nice"

What is the blank? Number one: Underground water.

Number 2: Gazebo (could also mean sperm). Number 3: Price of a house. (T/N: The answer is B, gazebo)

The contestant has chosen guest number 12.

What number will you choose?

Number one seems to be a myth.

Number 2 is...

It's a bit...

I think it's not appropriate to use for a broadcast.

What is he saying? Why isn't gazebo appropriate for broadcast?

So my answer is number 3, the price of the house. It reflects the current social situation,

which I infer is the point of the question.

That guy is pretty smart.

Current housing prices in Seoul are exorbitant.

I choose three.

For this question,

the correct answer is number 2.

Ah, I'm sorry to say, you're eliminated.

Who brought him?

What are the odds that

- He's not a bad person. - he would open the lock in one try?

Number one: 1%

I'm sorry.

Number 3: 7%. [To open Choonghyun's locker, you need a 4-digit combination. The combinations consist of digits from 0 to 9. If you know the first 2 digits and don't remember the last 2, what are the odds you will open the locker?]

Now then, the question that will determine the last man standing,

press your answer!

The answer to this question is...

Choice number one: 1%!

The final man standing has been determined.

Congratulations!

Park Hye Ran, who qualified as a KBC announcer in 2013,

was well known for her good looks and became the host of many different genre shows like entertainment and educational programs.

She has received great love from the viewers.

Thank you.

You should take this.

I'm good. I don't drink coffee milk.

Then would you like to give it to me?

Yes, well.

- Thank you. - Yes.

Wait.

I'm right! Park Moo Sae.

It really looked like you since earlier.

Who?

Hey! It's me! Go Dong Man from Cheongban High School.

Who did you say you were?

- Who? - It's Moo Bin.

Hello. I am PD Jang Gyeong Goo.

Would you like to eat together?

It's been a really long time! How have you been?

You are really a legend.

Oh, okay.

So, anyway...

So for the episode of returning champions at the end of the year,

we would like it if you could come on our show again.

Hey! You really don't know me?

I told you I am Go Dong Man of Cheongban High School.

I really don't know you.

Hey, think well. I am that Go Dong Man.

You lent me a t-shirt back then.

Then you came and cheered for me and then I won!

Then I went like this! Don't you remember? I won.

You don't remember that?

I'm not sure.

What's wrong with you? You are making him uncomfortable.

I have to make a call.

Yes, yes.

Go comfortably.

What's with you?

It's not good.

Hey, Dong Man, I'm sorry.

There's a gift certificate that we usually give to participants

but it has been put under that other person's name.

And I think it would be hard to change it.

But then, are you close to that doctor earlier?

- Doctor? - The one who won.

Then please ask him to come back for a return episode later in the year.

Never mind.

Huh?

No, I guess you aren't that close to him, so never mind.

Well... we're not that close.

And also, take this at least.

- No. - But I called you out.

Well...

Okay. Go on in.

I'm a fan of yours.

Wow! She really must be making a comeback.

She's so pretty.

The second part of the wedding reception

will commence soon.

Guests, please settle down

and take your seats.

Chan Sook.

When can Great Aunt start her bird ballad? (T/N: traditional Korean ballad/chant)

It's almost time for Great Aunt's nap.

Mother-in-law, Auntie is going to do that?

Wait just for a bit.

Hey, why are you the M.C. of your own wedding?

What is the M.C. doing?

Hey.

Come here.

What are you doing now?

Why isn't your announcer friend coming to be your M.C.?

It hurts your image if you M.C. your own wedding.

I don't know.

She's an anchor in Hong Kong and the plane seems to be delayed. She's not answering her phone. I don't think she can make it.

She can't come? I was bragging to the in-laws about having an announcer be your M.C.

Oh my! It's so embarrassing.

So why did you have to ask a friend from out of the country?

She speaks Korean like a foreign resident.

If she came, my social connections will appear global.

If that's the case,

then do you have someone who could stand in?

Who would do that?

So, Ae Ra, how have you been?

What about a boyfriend? Do you have one?

Do you have one?

Me, well, I'm just so busy.

Oh, Ae Ra, next time we will go where you are.

Hey, let's have our next gathering there.

We will treat you to something delicious.

Come sometime. I will treat you.

You will?

Right, your treat.

Next time, come to our gathering.

How could we have spent all this time without seeing each other?

That's right. What good is it to have friends?

You can just pay half of the membership fee.

That's right.

Why?

Why only half?

Huh?

You're really...!

What's wrong with all of you?

Is this being considerate or insulting?

I don't have a man, I didn't get to study abroad,

and I don't work at a great company. But does that make me a charity case?

I live well. I enjoy my life.

If I think my life is good, why do you have to judge that my life is laughable?

That's really laughable.

No.

It's just...

It's the perfect timing for me to go to the bathroom, right?

That...

You aren't going to head home like this, right?

Hey!

I will go after I tell you guys I will be going.

Seriously.

Choi Ae Ra, you're being a loser.

You're bitter.

You should just let it go.

Stop being dumb and just go home. No one will notice you're gone.

Ae Ra!

Please save me!

Oh!

I am Choi Ae Ra. Why would I be Cindy Jeong?

I don't want to. I won't. Ask someone else.

Hey! You have a talent with the microphone.

If it's not you, the next Baek Ji Yeon, who can do this?

I don't even know who Cindy Jeong is, and our friends out there know that I'm not her.

I will make sure that they will keep quiet.

And the other guests don't know who Cindy Jeong is, anyway.

- What? - Have you ever watched Hong Kong's news?

Cindy is a Hong Kong anchor and she lives abroad.

No one would know her.

If you just say okay, you would become Cindy Jeong for tonight.

I said no thanks. I don't want to. I won't.

Hey, you owe me! You stole my boyfriend!

Hey, is that something the bride should be saying on her wedding day?

If you don't do it, my wedding will be ruined.

Just save me once.

Why do you make me so uncomfortable even on your wedding day?

If you tell me you'll do it,

you can wear this.

It's the dress that Cindy Jeong was going to wear, but you wear it.

♫

♫

♫

- What mesmerized the naïve Cinderella that night

- wasn't the prince. It must definitely have been the dress.

♫

♫

- Lee Woo Jae - Oh, you're here.

I put on the dress, and at the end of this path, there was a mic.

Everyone is watching me. I'm really nervous.

I'm supposed to regret this, but I'm so happy.

♫

- The moment I grabbed the mic, the whole world was mine.

♫

♫

Everyone, I have an announcement.

In just a moment, Kim Yeong Gyu and Park Chan Sook's

wedding eve party will be starting,

so please don't stay in your seats.

Instead, show us that you're guests that know how to have fun.

Now, let the party begin.

Who is that?

So first, before we have a performance of a bird ballad by the groom's aunt,

we need to prove if you can or cannot get married if you can't sing.

Let's prove it now.

Do everything else the way you want,

but there's just one thing you have to do.

Let me sing. Make it as natural as possible.

Where is our beautiful bride?

Oh, my! Why is... Why is she doing that? What's with her?

- Please come up. - Oh, my, no.

Apparently, she's some announcer from Hong Kong. Also, she was born overseas.

Her name is Cindy Jeong.

Oh, a global talent.

♪ Why didn’t you tell me? ♪

♪ Or is that you couldn’t tell me? ♪

- Why is the bride singing like she has a deep broken history? ♪ Did you not think of me a little? ♪

With such feeling, too.

She never studied, did she?

- I could tell with just one look. ♪ If you loved me. ♪

Why didn't he hook up with a girl at his level?

♪ Why did you say those things? ♪

♪ Do I have to hate you ♪

- Yeong Gyu's bride has a lot of talent. ♪ or should I ♪

- She's a good performer. - Yes...

♪ just blame myself? ♪

♪ If I could ♪

- Why is she singing "Resignation" on her wedding day? ♪ go back in time ♪

♪ The only thing I want is ♪

♪ to go back to us in the past ♪

Yes, let's give her a round of applause.

The fact that our bride, Park Chan Sook, is getting married today

is such a miracle.

I never imagined that Park Chan Sook would get married before me.

When we were in Poongmool Band together, she was something else.

Oh my gosh! Is she crazy?

Isn't she talking about that guy from the band?

Our Park Chan Sook,

she only knew how to play jing (drums).

She didn't even know how to have fun and didn't know a single thing about guys.

That innocent, naive girl met a man.

Seeing her meet such a dependable man, and forming a lasting relationship with him,

I am so moved, it makes me tear up a bit.

A precious daughter of one household

becomes another household's precious daughter-in-law.

I hope that the still-young and delicate bride,

on that unfamiliar path,

will receive the elders' warm care.

The big shot from groom's side,

we will hear aunt's bird ballad.

Me, me?

Hey, I think I'm going to use Ae Ra as my M.C., too.

She really seems like the old Choi Ae Ra now that she is holding the mic. Baek Ji Yeon has really come back.

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I never stole your boyfriend from you, but I paid you back.

Live well.

Thank you!

Oh my, you're uncomfortable until the end.

She really is nobody's fool.

She has an aura about her.

Ah, her charm is killer. It's the best.

I need to meet someone high-class like her, too.

Ah.

Why did you buy this? If you have money you should spend it on yourself.

Why did you waste your money like this?

We should have gone out to eat. It's your birthday, so why did you cook?

If you're like this, you should stop complaining that your back hurts every day.

Oh, but this is really good!

I just put it on, but my back feels like new.

But this was expensive, right? How much was it?

You really have a lot to say. Just eat.

Don't nag at Mom. She'll be 60 soon.

What money did you use to buy that for your mom?

Of course, I earned the money. Are you scared that I stole it?

Are you even working?

You must be working as a temp.

Aigoo, you're at it again.

You're the reason he doesn't want to visit home.

I'm not playing. I'm working.

Stop wasting your time on this and that, and just become a Taekwondo instructor.

A person should earn money doing what he's good at.

Why are you wasting your time? Just look for a Taekwondo instructor position already.

Dad,

if you search my name on the internet, the articles from November 3, 2007, still pop up.

So who will study with me? Who?

As a man, you still have that bottled up inside?

You're so pathetic. How will you live a proper life with that mindset?

You're right. I can't live a proper life.

I just live day-by-day as they go by.

The only thing I know how to do is Taekwondo, and I quit that.

So do you think it is easy to eat and live? Obviously, it's hard!

You want me to become an instructor?

I won't go near it even if I'm on my deathbed,

so don't bring it up again.

Just let it go!

Why are you still gritting your teeth about it—

It's not because I'm gritting my teeth!

I'm afraid that I would want to do it.

I'm scared that I'll go crazy wanting to do it again!

So I'm afraid even to go near it.

If I had had my father's support, too, I wouldn't have been disqualified as an athlete.

And if you hadn't failed your business, I wouldn't have even gone out to that kind of competition!

Dong Man, Dong Hee will wake up.

Dong Hee!

You were supposed to save her, not me.

Why me? Huh?

Why only me?!

Why every time?!

Aish!

Ah.

Why would the bride carry so many bottles around?

Today was so hard, but I'm alive thanks to you!!

- Where did you loot all this? - You'd better drink all of these before you leave!

This is cheese from France.

There's shark's fin somewhere.

Hey, pronounce it less harshly. Shark's fin.

Cheers?

Bottoms up!

Slow down.

- There are a lot of watching eyes! - Gosh, I got it!

I'd better drink this. I feel so good today.

Keep pouring. Keep pouring.

Honey, we have to say our farewells. It's no time to drink.

- Honey, do I smell like alcohol? - Yes.

Aiyoo, our sister-in-law has a lot of energy.

Please take care of my Cindy.

Hello, Miss Cindy Jeong. Please have a drink with us.

Sure.

Wow!

It's been a long time since I saw that.

I've never seen a beauty pour drinks like this.

Seeing a lady like this, how should I describe it?

Kind of cheap—

Unique! A girl like me is unique.

Unique! Cindy just used English.

Drink as punishment! Drink as punishment.

Gosh, why do I keep getting caught?

Wait. I think you should drink slowly. You've drunk a lot.

Cindy, I'll be your black knight. Give me that drink.

Why would I share my drink? It's not like we're running out.

Cindy, I'll be your black knight.

And as my wish, I'd like to escort you home tonight.

Cindy, I'll be the black knight and I'll escort you home.

No! Since I asked first, I will take you home.

What did you say just now?

Gosh, why are you all like this? I'm not someone who needs protection.

Cindy, who is it? Among us, who would you pick?

- It's me, right? - It's me? - Just for fun.

Then...

I'll ask him to drink it for me. Since he was the quietest.

- Me? - He can't do it.

- He can't drink alcohol? Hey! - Hey! Hey!

He drank it.

Wow, it's about to go down.

Please give us water!

At least give your father a call.

If you leave like that, your father won't be able to sleep all night.

And plus, Dong Hee is disappointed on the inside.

Wow! His legs are really good.

It's not his legs that are good, but that his hook is weak. His kick is better than his hook.

Gosh, our Master is so critical. No one is up to his standards.

Not true. Our coach is so loyal to his first love.

Coach, is he that good? Is he better than me?

You're a puppy who thinks he's a tiger.

He's a tiger cub that lives like a dog.

Oh, yeah. You ass.

You ass! I heard you're still going around picking fights and getting into brawls.

I guess I get into dogfights because I'm a dog.

This is your final warning. Don't fight. Got it?

Since my mom packed so many side dishes, I came here to eat some while drinking with my coach.

It's been ages since your coach opened his restaurant. It took you so long to drop by and say hello.

I heard your kick was legendary.

Since we're drinking, let's have a competition.

- It's because I want to learn. - Competition?

I mean, I'm so curious about how great you are that our coach keeps talking about you.

I wanted to see you so bad.

- I felt super jealous. - Are you drunk?

You're right.

You don't fight anymore, right?

Then how about fighting just one round for ₩100,000 ($100)?

Hey! If you're drunk, then go and sleep. Go!

All right, never mind.

He probably doesn't even talk about doing Taekwondo.

Well, you're just an ordinary person. It's a bit much calling an ordinary person a pro, right?

Let's spar then.

Let's spar.

Dong Man, you haven't worn this gear in 10 years, have you?

- I don't know if it'll still fit you. - Coach, I don't want to use this.

Oh, you don't need gear to fight? You're saying that you can easily beat someone like me?

That's right. You're not a fool or anything. Don't wear this.

Just lightly, let's loosen up your body.

It's just one round!

Let's see if you still have it. Come on!

Coach! You said he flew around. He's crawling around.

Go!

Stop!

Get out!

I'm going to sell blood sausage.

That crazy bastard is all finished.

[National Athlete's Sticky Blood Sausage]

Coach,

you're going to my neighborhood today, right? Give me a ride.

I don't go to your neighborhood anymore, you brat.

That's right? It won't happen, right?

Return to Taekwondo? No way. Like an idiot, I'm finished.

Hey.

Wipe your face before you go and scare other people.

However, it felt good.

It felt good getting beat up.

Since it's been so long since I've been hit, I feel so refreshed!

Ah, what the hell.

Leave, you bastard! Huh?!

I mean, if you can't drink then you should've turned my request down.

You're not even a child, what are you doing? Making me so uneasy.

So you can grant my wish.

Pardon?

I really can't hold my liquor.

But I staked my life to become your black knight.

Wow, really. Is it your first time being a black night?

I will use my wish now.

Please do. What is it?

So... about that.

You're going to go home afterward, right?

If not, where would I go?

Will you stop spouting nonsense and think straight?

Please take the bus alone when you go home.

Huh?

I'm telling you to take the bus home alone afterward. That's my request as your black knight.

But... I mean, your friends are making a commotion saying they'll give me a ride. So why do I have to... ?

Please, just take the bus.

There's a ₩1,000,000 (about $1000) riding on it.

Hey, this is sick.

Look at this.

What is it?

Cindy Jeong is this girl?

Then who is she?

She's a knockoff Cindy Jeong, that's who.

It seems like she wanted to be Cinderella and con us that she's Cindy Jeong.

In times like these, even Cinderella herself would have been found out immediately.

She must have had a reason.

Okay.

Then, should we make her our ₩1,000,000 bet tonight?

Since a bad thing was done, punishment should be given.

- Deal. - Deal.

Gosh, you don't even know the circumstances.

All right then. That fake Cindy Jeong, we'll see whose car she gets into.

And then that person will get a ₩1,000,000. Let's play fair.

One, two, three, fight!

All right, getting her into your car is a ₩1,000,000.

If you can get her to a hotel, two million.

She's not hotel class, change it to a motel.

- Hey, photographic proof is required. - She's really a Cinderella, because it's over at midnight!

Please leave first. I'll come after.

Yes.

I'll wait for you outside.

[Ggo Dong Man]

Hey. Come get me.

Just come.

Ah, I'm so humiliated

that I can't go out alone, so just come.

Hey, am I your chauffeur?

How can you tell a guy who doesn't even own a car to come—

Why is your voice like that? Is something wrong?

Gosh, it's obviously the Mic Psycho.

Can't you speak properly?

Where are you?

Got it. I'm hanging up.

I'm leaving now.

That's right. The only one who can wake the Sleeping Hulk is the Mic Psycho.

Aigoo, our Miss Cindy has suffered a lot because her black knight is so weak.

Oh, but have you washed your face, Cindy?

Yes, to come to my senses.

Oh, so what if you are a little drunk?

I'll take you safely back home anyway.

I'm just going to go home by myself.

Miss Cindy, please come ride my car.

I told you I won't.

I even got a new car.

It's super hot.

Do you know what my car is?

Okay, which one is your car? (drops formal speech)

That one, that one. It's killer, right?

Please take my car. It's very classy and luxurious.

Miss Cindy, about my car—

Yes, what about your car?

Yes, mine is— Huh?

So like this... One, two, three!

♫ Yeah ♫

- Oh, no! This is...! - No, don't do that!

Listen closely. I'm only saying this once.

I'm not Cindy Jeong, but Lucky Mall's Info Desk girl, Choi Ae Ra.

Bring your side mirror repair estimates for payment. The ₩1,000,000 you guys love so much...

I will give ₩1,000,000 per person. You must bring your invoice for payment.

Hey, you psycho!

Psycho?

Who are you trying to fool when you can't even talk properly?

When we meet again, I will show you what a real psycho is.

Let's bet a ₩1,000,000...

and definitely meet again.

You crazy bitch. Where do you think you're going?

Hey!

- Let go of her. - Let go. Are you insane?

How dare this pathetic con artist yell at us? Oh, so you have some pride?

If I'm a con artist, you're just low-life scumbags.

If he goes to a hotel with me, ₩2,000,000?

It's two million because it's between us. Even ₩200,000 would be wasted on you.

When it comes to scum like you, I wouldn't sleep with you even if you gave me ₩2 billion ($2 million)!

Without money, no girl would ever sleep with a pitiful son of a b*tch like you.

You...

Hey, Park Si Gyeong!

Brats like this who don't know their place need to be taught a lesson.

Hey. You can repay me for my mirror with this.

Hey!

Okay, hurry and get into your cars and lock the doors.

Hurry and call the police. Go inside. Run!

♫

What is this?

Hey, wait. My wrist. Hey, my wrist is dislocated!

Oh, wow, I got slapped.

Oh, I got slapped!

It hurts!

Yes, it hurts, doesn't it? So why did you hit her? Why did you hit a girl?

You bastard!

Why did you hit her?

You hit me in a vital place, I can't breathe.

I asked you why you hit her!

Let's leave now.

Did you report him?

We did.

You crappy people are doing all sorts of things.

You. If you want to live, shut your mouth. Okay?

That kind of bitch needs to get hit to come to her senses!

I told you to shut your mouth.

Crazy bastard.

I mean suddenly he was running and then flying with his foot towards me.

And my wrist, my wrist won't turn. But I didn't hit him back so I wouldn't be like him.

They were both fighting, so why is he the only one who's locked up?

Miss, does this really look like both were fighting?

You should look at the situation before speaking.

I'm telling you that these guys deserved to get beat up!

And plus, Mr. Go Dong Man, it's pretty much attempted murder when he hits someone.

He's a former national Taekwondo champion. Why would he mess with normal citizens?

See! I knew it was like that.

I'm not the kind of person to get hit by just anyone. I'm not going to settle.

Detective, lock her up, too. This woman is a gold-digger!

No, that's not it! She's not a gold-digger.

She only broke your rear-view mirror.

Be quiet.

Coach, I'm here.

Is the person who came now the one who will pay the settlement?

Coach! I'm sorry to call you for something like this, but I couldn't think of anyone else but you.

I'm not going to settle.

Do you think your ribs are broken?

Huh?

Well, perhaps?

How did he hit you? Was it a hook or a kick?

Pardon?

Are your teeth okay?

Let me see.

Well, I mean something's jiggling. I said I'm not settling!

Once or twice? Twice?

Are you sure?

What are you doing? Where did you come from?

My Dong Man.

In his prime, he broke two teeth with two swings of his hook.

And he broke ribs with his foot, after kicking just three times.

And now... he's... he can still do that.

So he has a past criminal record? It doesn't show up, though.

He still packs quite a punch.

Are you here just to check his power?

These people! Are they all psycho?

Detective! I don't need money so make sure to lock him up!

How dare he, when he's a nut job, a has-been athlete?

What did you just say?

A has-been athlete?

You messed with the wrong person! Do you know who I am?

My third uncle is a judge in Jeonju!

So fine, lock him up. But do you know who I am?

What? Who? What do you have?

I am one that you should not touch more than a nephew of a judge in Jeonju.

I am a psycho!

What?

If he goes to jail, then I will go to work in your hospital every day!

I will print out your nasty text messages and put them on a poster board and stand in front of your workplace (teaching hospital) every day.

I will follow you all until I die!

Your weddings? Not just that.

I will follow you even to your sons' and daughters' first day of school!

That's right! Let's continue to see each other for the rest of our lives!

Where did you get such a strong backup?

Did you do something wrong? Why are you so downcast?

I will pay you back.

I had to pay for their side mirrors anyway. I paid your settlement instead, and everything got taken care of.

That was for when you get married... That was money you saved for when you get married.

I won't get married. So hurry up. I am hungry.

But then, hasn't it been a very long time since you did that roundhouse kick?

Did you like it?

Do I have to say it?

I also held a microphone today, after a long time.

Did you like it?

You fly when you kick, right? I also fly when I hold the microphone.

Hey, let me look.

Did your mouth get hurt (when you got hit before)?

Those crazy bastards! I really should have killed them.

Let me look. Let me look.

You don't make a peep when people screw you over. So why do you interfere with other people's business?

Hey! Are we strangers?

Hey! I may live embarrassingly, but you should not!

Don't look down on yourself.

What's so embarrassing about your life?

Earlier...

What he said, a nut job, a has-been athlete loser. Isn't that really me?

Hey, Go Dong Man.

You're a nut job, but you're not a loser.

What?

You're going to succeed. I know it.

But everyone looks down on me.

Do other people know you? I've known you for 20 years.

There's no one in this world who knows Go Dong Man better than I do. So believe me.

No matter what anyone says, you're going to succeed.

And you are still so young.

You can be anything, you can do it! I know it!

Let's go. Let's just drink soju at home and order chicken feet.

What's wrong with you?

You made me cry.

You hug Seol Hee tightly like this when she cries.

Are you going to cry?

Please.

You... Today, you fed a starving person

kimbap.

I was really, really hungry today.

You... You're not really going to cry, right?

Pat me. Pat.

When did you grow this big?

Is this your butt?

It's my love handles.

Please, don't play with bad guys. Oppa's temper will come out.

Seriously.

It wasn't long ago when you came home crying about being dumped by that exam student.

Get up so we can go!

You hit me so well, so why do you go around getting hit by others? Don't get hit!

Don't go around crying!

Don't go around breaking side mirrors!

And just play with me.

Play with me. I will play with you.

What are you saying? Have you been drinking or something?

Go! Go! Let's go drink soju and eat chicken feet.

It's my treat today!

I will treat you with chicken feet and soju.

All right!

Hey! What are you doing!

Go!

Because of you, I...

I can't relax and practice properly!

Aiyoo...

Why are you even learning Taekwondo, anyway?

You see, they keep leaving me out,

but I'm the oldest

Hey, look at this.

This small one is you.

Crying and peeing in your pants.

You may be weak but sometimes you are a cutie, Go Dong Man.

But then if you hide it like this

no one will see that you are a weakling.

So! Put a lot of strength into your fist, and never open your fist and let go of your thumb.

Think that you will kill them all, and win! And then punch!

Got it?

But then, I still won't marry you.

Who asked you?

Did I ask you to?

♫ Even though I don't look glamorous ♫