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Ooh. ♪♪ [Headphones: Dance]
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Whoo! Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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♪♪ [Off] [Sighs] Let's
see what I got today.
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Need it, got it, hate it.
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[Sighs] Can always hock it.
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Grody! [Scoffs]
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Why do these mortal
types always give me fish?
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I hate fish!
[Maecenus] This way.
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Aphrodite. It is my
honor to be able to...
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Yadda, yadda, yadda.
Did you get it or not?
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So this is the Mystic
Diamond, Huh?
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Nice one.
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Ooh. Too bad I can't keep it.
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- What? Then why did I just...
- Duh!
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It's a star from the night
sky. I gotta show this off.
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This little baby is destined to
become the center of my constellation.
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[Chuckles] Now, take it
to my priest in Parnassus.
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He's gonna shoot it
into the night sky for me.
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I'll put it up there for you right
now, most beautiful of goddesses.
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Tie your gem on my arrow...
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so my shaft can bring
you... satisfaction.
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[Giggles] I do believe
your sweaty, smelly leader...
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is flirting with the
Goddess of Love.
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You don't have
the thrust. Besides,
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my guy in Parnassus has better equipment,
and he knows the right time to shoot.
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It's got something
to do with some
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astrological stuff that
gives me a headache.
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Now go to Parnassus.
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Gotta be there by
nightfall. Yes, my goddess.
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There's just one small problem.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Xena and
her pesky posse is right behind ya.
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Don't sweat it. I
got you covered.
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I call it "Obsession."
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One whiff, and whatever you're
thinking about at that minute...
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turns into an
overwhelming obsession.
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Cool, huh?
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[Door Opens] Now go.
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Uh, out the back door.
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[Maecenus] This way. Let's go.
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How could Aphrodite
steal the North Star?
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She stole the Mystic Diamond
from the Temple of the Heavens.
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Unless we get its powers back before
nightfall, the North Star will go out,
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and the world will be in
for some serious turmoil.
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You mean, things that go bump in
the night really will go bump in the night?
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All travelers on land and sea
look to the North Star as a guide.
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The Mystic Diamond's
powers will keep it shining.
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Xena, there's no
sign of Maecenus.
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Let's look around and see
if they stashed it someplace.
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Check over here.
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[Chuckles]
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What's this?
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That's the story of
Attus, the ape-man...
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and the Princess Gaea.
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Hmm. It's a
beautiful love story.
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Mmm.
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Ape-man.
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That's not humanly possible.
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Sure, it is.
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They say that the
paintings of women in
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Aphrodite's temple represent
her many faces, right?
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But based on this, I'd have to
say that she's pretty full of herself.
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Oh, really?
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Pretty.
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They're probably
headed for Parnassus.
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The priest there is
an expert astrologer.
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Who knows what stupid thing
Aphrodite would want him to do with it?
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Nice! Double dose
for you, warrior babe.
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A walleye. [Giggles]
Big mistake.
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You're never getting that
smell off your hands now.
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I've got it. I know what to do.
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The North Star is on
the verge of extinction.
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The fate of the whole
world lies in our hands.
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We've got no choice.
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We're going fishing.
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[Man Narrating] In a time of
ancient gods... [Xena Yells]
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warlords and kings,
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a land in turmoil
cried out for a hero.
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She was Xena,
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a mighty princess
forged in the heat of battle.
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The power.
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The passion.
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- The danger.
- [Kiaiing]
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Her courage will
change the world.
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[Gabrielle] It's beautiful,
absolutely beautiful.
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Don't you think it's beautiful?
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- The way it dips and curves.
- It's not supposedto dip and curve.
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- The parchment has tostay still out there.
- "Parchment"?
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Uh, no. The cloud behind it.
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Don't you think it
looks like my nose?
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The way it dips down and has
that cute little curve to the side.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look, that clip is supposed
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to release when
you tug on that line.
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Go on. Grab it.
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Mm-hmm.
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Waste of my time. Go ahead.
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Very funny. Fortunately, I
have a brilliant sense of humor.
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Gabrielle!
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[Scoffs]
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Xena, if you think I'm
gonna waste my time
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jumping up and down
for flying parchment...
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It is not a waste of
time. I'm trying to test...
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Oh. Oh. [Chuckles]
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Excuse me. I... I didn't want to
make you feel uncomfortable.
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"Uncomfortable"? Me?
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What are you talking about?
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You know, about your, uh,
your little problem. Your height.
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You want me to catch
your little silly clip, do ya?
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Fine. I'll show you height.
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[Shouts]
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Got it.
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Now what?
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[Groaning]
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Ow!
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Needs some minor adjustments.
I can make them up at the lake.
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- [Sniffing]
- Hey. Is that Joxer?
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[Joxer] Mmm. Bug.
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That is so disgusting.
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Xena, he's been
acting very strange.
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I don't think we should
be seen in public with him.
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He's acting strange because
something happened to him at the temple.
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Aphrodite must've put
some kind of a spell on him.
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Now he's obsessed with that
silly story about the ape-man.
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You know, you've got
the obsession thing too.
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Excuse me?
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Oh, yeah.
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What am I obsessed with? You.
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Your opinion of yourself is
flying higher than my parchment.
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That's ridiculous.
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Xena, my opinion of myself
has not changed one iota since...
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Oh. Oh, yeah. Lookin' good.
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Yeah. All right.
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Um, if we're all obsessed with
something, what about you?
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What are you obsessed
with? That's the good news.
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I haven't been affected by the spell,
so I can still take care of business.
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So let's fish. Joxer.
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- [Grunts]
- Move it. And bring some of
whatever it is you're eating.
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It might be good bait.
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Okay.
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[Gabrielle] I still don't see
why we didn't bring Argo.
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I'm getting calluses...
Perfect calluses.
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I let Argo roam
free for a while.
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I need to concentrate
totally on the mission at hand.
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Is that the diamond?
Yeah, and the diamond.
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You know, Xena, I've been
thinking of rewriting the scroll.
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Whatever. It just doesn't
have a point of view.
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It needs more verve, more
character, more... more of me.
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It doesn't sing to me like this.
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Actually, it's a great idea.
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A scroll should
be sung, not told.
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♪ Well, listen to my
story about Gabrielle ♪
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♪ A cute little gal that's
lookin' really swell ♪
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♪ Perfect hair
Such a lovely lass ♪
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♪ Nice round breasts
and a firm, young... ♪♪
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Are you out of your mind?
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Too loud? Are you worried we're
gonna get there, and the fish will be gone?
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I'm worried we're gonna get
there, and the fish will be armed.
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Oh! Oh!
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It's just the way I
remember it. Amazing.
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It really is.
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It's just wonderful.
It's flawless.
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I feel right at home here.
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This is the ultimate fantasy.
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I am the ultimate fantasy.
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[Mumbles]
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A hundred and five, a hundred
and six. What are we doing here?
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- Just gonna alter
the landscape a little.
- A hundred and eight. Why?
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You remember the Mystic
Diamond? Mm-hmm.
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Aphrodite thinks that
what's happened to you
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and Joxer is gonna
make me forget about it.
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But, no, I'm gonna get it back.
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And while I'm at it, there's nothing
wrong with getting in a little fishing.
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What does that have
to do with the diamond?
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This. It's gonna cause an
avalanche in the canyon.
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That'll force Aphrodite's
henchmen to detour around the lake.
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[Grunting] [Chuckles]
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There. That ought to do it. Now
it's time for a little fun. [Chittering]
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Come on! A hundred and...
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One, two, three...
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This is gonna be the best
thing of your young lives.
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Come on, Gabrielle.
Let's get wet!
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[Chuckles]
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Come on, Gabrielle.
Get your gear off.
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[Chuckles] You'd
like that, wouldn't you?
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[Grunts] No, I'm sorry, Joxer.
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If I take off my clothes,
I could kill you. [Sniffing]
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Beauty can do that.
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Did I just say that?
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Is Xena right?
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Have I gone too far? Am
I obsessed with myself?
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No!
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What's not to like? Right?
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[Groans]
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[Grunting]
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Oh, Gabrielle! Come here. I
want to show you something.
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You're gonna have
to show me from here.
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This little minx is
staying on dry land.
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[Grunting Continues]
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Xena?
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[Laughing]
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You have a fish wrapped
around your finger.
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[Cackles]
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[Squealing]
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Gabrielle, I forgot how
much fun this is. Come on.
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- Give it a try. It's easy.
- What do you do?
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All you have to do is stick your
hand underneath the water...
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and feel around till you find
a great, big succulent fish.
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And then you do this. You wiggle
your fingers so it looks like bait.
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- And whammo!
- You punch it in the face.
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Why would I want to do that?
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Because it's fun!
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Right. Ramming my fist down
the throat of an innocent little fish.
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- It's not my idea of fun.
- Well, don't knock it
till you've tried it.
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[Fish Squealing] Twins!
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[Laughing]
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Got ya, got ya, and
I'm gonna eat ya.
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Hey, Gabrielle, why
don't you give it a try, huh?
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I'm gonna go gut these.
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She wants me to fist a fish?
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I can barely say it, much
less do it. [Chuckles]
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Xena, you just don't realize
how primitive you really are.
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[Grunting]
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She just doesn't appreciate the
truly great work of art that I am.
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[Grunting Continues]
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And who is that that I
see before my eyes?
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Oh, yeah.
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Wiggly food.
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Okay. You take care of these.
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I'm gonna start a fire.
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[Grunting]
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Ah. Ah. I, Attus,
King of Trout...
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and ruler of its people.
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I set you free. I...
Huh? [Babbling]
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[Laughing]
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You tell good
joke, trout brother.
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But now I must have tribute.
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Go. Swim. Be free.
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Go! Go!
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You listen to me, monkey-man.
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If you ever do that again, you'll
find my fist down your throat!
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Gabrielle and I didn't come...
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Gabrielle! Gabrielle!
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Gabrielle! Where is she?
243
00:16:12,021 --> 00:16:13,871
Gabrielle!
244
00:16:15,291 --> 00:16:17,742
Gabrielle! I'm coming!
245
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:19,793
Hang on!
246
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,753
- Gabrielle!
- [Huffs]
247
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,758
Gabrielle!
248
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:53,828
[Grunting]
249
00:17:07,043 --> 00:17:09,560
Not the lips.
250
00:17:09,628 --> 00:17:13,347
Please! They chap so easily.
251
00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:19,187
Just what were
you doing out there?
252
00:17:20,423 --> 00:17:22,356
I was...
253
00:17:22,425 --> 00:17:26,877
Oh! I was trying to kiss
my reflection in the water.
254
00:17:26,945 --> 00:17:29,346
I couldn't resist it.
255
00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:32,817
I leaned over, and I
tried to press my lips...
256
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,769
And you fell in.
257
00:17:36,172 --> 00:17:38,388
Any fish down there?
258
00:17:39,442 --> 00:17:41,575
It was like my
reflection embraced me.
259
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,780
I sank into it. I was
surrounded by it.
260
00:17:47,917 --> 00:17:49,917
And then you
pulled me up, and...
261
00:17:51,855 --> 00:17:54,755
I looked into your eyes,
and, Xena, I finally realized...
262
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:57,074
there can only be one
person for me in my life.
263
00:17:57,143 --> 00:18:00,745
Well... Me!
264
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,905
Hey, I let you save me.
265
00:18:10,974 --> 00:18:13,991
[Grunting]
266
00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:21,732
Oh, my! Where's my brush?
267
00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:32,793
- Joxer?
- [Grunts]
268
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:35,480
Can you hear me?
269
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:38,315
[Grunting]
270
00:18:43,222 --> 00:18:45,856
You mighty man, monkey.
271
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:50,060
- Mmm!
- She-monkey need you.
272
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,396
[Soft Grunt]
273
00:18:53,749 --> 00:18:56,183
Good. Here's the problem.
274
00:18:56,252 --> 00:18:58,469
Aphrodite has enchanted you.
275
00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:00,905
That's obvious.
276
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,852
Xena thinks that I've been
enchanted, but I haven't.
277
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:06,777
- [Grunts]
- [Sighs]
278
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:09,146
- I'm really worried about her.
- [Gulps]
279
00:19:09,215 --> 00:19:13,000
You see, I've never seen her
so focused on fishing before.
280
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,888
Joxer... [Grunting, Hooting]
281
00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:20,857
Have you understood
anything that I've said?
282
00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:24,929
- [Grunts]
- Great. That's okay.
283
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:28,832
[Hoots] Me love
Attus! Me love him!
284
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:31,903
I'll just use my
superior intelligence...
285
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:34,505
Me love him! [Chittering]
286
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:38,075
And overall good judgment
in all situations to handle this.
287
00:19:38,143 --> 00:19:39,710
- Zug-zug.
- Hmm?
288
00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:43,079
- Zug-zug now!
- Mmm!
289
00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:45,199
- [Screaming]
- [Grunting]
290
00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:47,201
I'll speak with Xena.
291
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:49,070
[Grunting Continues]
292
00:20:09,158 --> 00:20:11,859
[Chuckling] Cut it out, Xena.
293
00:20:11,927 --> 00:20:14,528
Lyceus, I've got a bite!
294
00:20:21,838 --> 00:20:23,420
Wow!
295
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:29,410
Look, Lyceus! It's Solaris!
296
00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:31,479
[Gabrielle] Xena!
297
00:20:33,115 --> 00:20:36,734
I have something really important
I need to speak to you about.
298
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:39,620
Do these boots
work with this skirt?
299
00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:44,208
[Gasps] Ow!
300
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:47,945
You cut my hair? Uh-huh.
301
00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:51,565
My little golden
fleece. It's perfect.
302
00:20:51,634 --> 00:20:55,435
Of course it's
perfect. It's my hair.
303
00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:58,472
And the color is gonna
work just beautifully with this.
304
00:20:58,541 --> 00:21:00,658
A bent nail?
305
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:02,860
You cut my hair to put
a wig on a bent nail?
306
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,929
It is not a bent
nail. It's a hook.
307
00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:08,416
I disguise it with your hair, attach it to
my flying parchment, and we got him.
308
00:21:08,484 --> 00:21:11,685
Who's "him"? Solaris.
309
00:21:11,754 --> 00:21:14,020
Who's Solaris?
310
00:21:14,089 --> 00:21:17,942
A fish that Lyceus and I
discovered when we were kids.
311
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:21,661
He's wily, Gabrielle. He's smart,
he's cunning, he's a great opponent.
312
00:21:21,730 --> 00:21:25,632
Every time that Lyceus or I would
catch him, he would find a way to escape.
313
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:29,186
But this time, no.
Well, that's fine,
314
00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:31,121
except for one thing.
315
00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:36,310
What's that? You are not
sacrificing my hair for a fish.
316
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,741
Thanks.
317
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:53,955
It really is amazing how
much like Lyceus's hair it is.
318
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:56,847
I'm sure Solaris will go for it.
319
00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:59,583
I've gotta make him think
that he's alone. Hmm.
320
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:02,419
A regular fishing
pole won't cut it. Nope.
321
00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:05,601
We gotta reduce line drag. That's why
when we attack, we do it from the air.
322
00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:09,827
Xena, why don't I just
find some local villagers?
323
00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:13,013
I'll lure them in with
my eloquent speech,
324
00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:15,649
snap my fingers, and you
can have any fish that you want.
325
00:22:17,070 --> 00:22:20,504
No one catches Solaris but me.
326
00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:22,556
Hmm.
327
00:22:28,797 --> 00:22:32,098
Do you ever get the feeling that we're
forgetting something really important?
328
00:22:32,167 --> 00:22:34,101
That diamond thing.
329
00:22:34,170 --> 00:22:36,454
The diamond.
330
00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:40,357
You see, your obsession keeps you
from remembering very important things.
331
00:22:40,426 --> 00:22:44,261
My obsession? You can't
see the fish for the lake.
332
00:22:44,329 --> 00:22:48,298
We only have a very limited time to get
the Mystic Diamond back. Remember that.
333
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,700
So what do you wanna
do? Track these guys down?
334
00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:54,204
Before we catch Solaris?
Are you out of your mind?
335
00:22:58,494 --> 00:23:00,472
[Maecenus] This
wasn't here before.
336
00:23:00,496 --> 00:23:03,647
There must've been an avalanche.
337
00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:06,450
Your talents are
wasted as a thug.
338
00:23:06,518 --> 00:23:08,619
You should've
been an astronomer.
339
00:23:08,687 --> 00:23:12,022
I don't know
anything about rocks.
340
00:23:12,091 --> 00:23:15,259
All right! We'll have to make
detour up around the lake.
341
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:22,382
Higher.
342
00:23:25,704 --> 00:23:27,638
This okay?
343
00:23:27,706 --> 00:23:31,926
Gabrielle, higher,
please. For cryin' out loud.
344
00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:34,512
All right.
345
00:23:36,349 --> 00:23:38,815
Now let her go!
346
00:23:42,905 --> 00:23:46,957
Gabrielle! Okay, this
time the clip should work.
347
00:23:47,026 --> 00:23:49,459
Give it a pull.
348
00:23:49,528 --> 00:23:51,511
[Yells]
349
00:24:00,656 --> 00:24:03,590
It worked! It really worked!
350
00:24:03,659 --> 00:24:05,676
What worked?
351
00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:12,282
Trying to overshadow my
dynamic personality with some mud?
352
00:24:14,186 --> 00:24:16,226
Has that been
the point to all this?
353
00:24:16,255 --> 00:24:17,972
Huh?
354
00:24:20,776 --> 00:24:23,977
It's beginning to
make sense. Fishing.
355
00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:27,464
Solaris. Right.
356
00:24:27,533 --> 00:24:29,599
Now I understand.
357
00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:34,888
Understand what?
358
00:24:34,957 --> 00:24:40,361
- You're jealous... of me.
- That's ridiculous.
359
00:24:40,429 --> 00:24:44,714
All this time, Xena, I've
tried to let it go. You know?
360
00:24:44,783 --> 00:24:48,063
And it hasn't been easy. I
have tried to be humble with you,
361
00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:50,081
but you've pushed me too far.
362
00:24:50,105 --> 00:24:52,873
I... Look. No. Don't.
363
00:24:52,942 --> 00:24:55,943
[Scoffs] I haven't
seen this diamond.
364
00:24:56,011 --> 00:24:59,512
Yes, you say that it's stolen,
and I took your word for it.
365
00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:04,918
But you bring me here, where no
one can appreciate my radiance.
366
00:25:04,987 --> 00:25:09,806
No one. No
competition for you. No.
367
00:25:09,875 --> 00:25:13,076
And Solaris, the fish? Please.
368
00:25:13,145 --> 00:25:17,548
I brought you here 'cause I thought we
could enjoy a good day's fishing together.
369
00:25:19,368 --> 00:25:22,168
There's no such thing
as a good day's fishing.
370
00:25:22,237 --> 00:25:24,888
A day without fish is good.
371
00:25:24,957 --> 00:25:28,442
You know, you sounded just
like my brother, Lyceus then.
372
00:25:28,511 --> 00:25:31,228
He used to argue
with me about fishing.
373
00:25:31,296 --> 00:25:33,065
Said he hated it, but
I could tell he had the
374
00:25:33,089 --> 00:25:34,842
same fire in his eyes
that you and I've got.
375
00:25:34,866 --> 00:25:40,387
Uh-uh. Unless your brother was
an Adonis, he and I are nothing alike.
376
00:25:43,376 --> 00:25:45,893
Isn't there anyone here who
can appreciate my specialness?
377
00:25:45,961 --> 00:25:48,411
[Yelling]
378
00:25:49,665 --> 00:25:53,366
I Attus. Attus appreciate.
379
00:25:53,436 --> 00:25:57,137
Joxer? Don't speak.
Attus take you as bride.
380
00:25:57,205 --> 00:26:01,041
[Bird Call, Chittering]
381
00:26:01,109 --> 00:26:03,810
- [Howling]
- [Gabrielle] Joxer!
382
00:26:07,049 --> 00:26:09,266
[Xena] Finally, a
little peace and quiet.
383
00:26:11,437 --> 00:26:13,537
[Laughs]
384
00:26:13,605 --> 00:26:15,455
[Hooting] Put me down!
385
00:26:15,524 --> 00:26:19,409
Stop! Put me... Stop!
386
00:26:22,714 --> 00:26:24,882
Joxer, are you mad? [Grunts]
387
00:26:24,950 --> 00:26:29,269
Let me go! Please,
I'm getting dirty.
388
00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:32,973
[Gasping]
389
00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:40,063
Gaea like Attus?
390
00:26:42,501 --> 00:26:44,835
Attus is quite a surprise. Mmm.
391
00:26:44,904 --> 00:26:48,138
Here. Put something on. Please?
392
00:26:48,206 --> 00:26:51,742
Attus pleasure you with
much furious zug-zug first.
393
00:26:51,810 --> 00:26:53,744
[Shouts] Mmm.
394
00:26:53,812 --> 00:26:56,112
What's this? Oh, no, no, no, no.
395
00:26:56,181 --> 00:27:01,084
Mine. A garment of this quality
can only adorn a perfect body.
396
00:27:02,588 --> 00:27:05,288
Put it on, quick. Mm-hmm.
397
00:27:05,357 --> 00:27:08,659
Mmm, it's soft,
like baby monkey.
398
00:27:08,727 --> 00:27:11,161
[Cooing] What?
399
00:27:16,469 --> 00:27:19,202
Gabrielle!
400
00:27:19,271 --> 00:27:21,938
Monkey-man, you bring her back!
401
00:27:24,744 --> 00:27:29,613
You know, you two are beginning to
irritate me with these obsessions of yours!
402
00:27:30,583 --> 00:27:33,884
Fish don't just
catch themselves!
403
00:27:33,952 --> 00:27:35,930
[Grunting] Attus!
404
00:27:35,954 --> 00:27:37,994
Attus, unhand me, you beast!
405
00:27:40,025 --> 00:27:42,209
[Attus] Mmm!
406
00:27:45,331 --> 00:27:47,631
Mmm. Bride want food?
407
00:27:47,699 --> 00:27:49,966
No, thank you. I
had a late breakfast.
408
00:27:50,036 --> 00:27:52,669
Mmm. Then, now zug-zug.
409
00:27:52,738 --> 00:27:55,058
I could do with a few ants.
410
00:27:56,808 --> 00:27:59,192
Mmm! Mmm.
411
00:27:59,261 --> 00:28:01,194
[Xena] Gabrielle! Gabrielle!
412
00:28:01,263 --> 00:28:03,775
She's come for me. I knew
she would. Where are you?
413
00:28:03,799 --> 00:28:05,799
She can't live without
me for a minute.
414
00:28:05,868 --> 00:28:07,946
Gabrielle! Not that
I could blame her.
415
00:28:07,970 --> 00:28:10,504
Then, now I take you
next to raging river,
416
00:28:10,573 --> 00:28:13,607
where for three moons
we make furious zug-zug.
417
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,394
[Hooting] No! I don't like this!
418
00:28:19,431 --> 00:28:21,398
[Bird Calls]
419
00:28:21,467 --> 00:28:24,601
[Chittering, Howls]
420
00:28:24,669 --> 00:28:26,603
[Xena] Gabrielle!
421
00:28:26,671 --> 00:28:28,216
Ah! [Grunting]
422
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:32,109
Great white monkey, Xena,
come for Princess Gaea.
423
00:28:32,177 --> 00:28:36,746
Animals! Animals of
the jungle, listen to me!
424
00:28:36,815 --> 00:28:40,033
- Billy goats,
form ramming positions!
- [Bleating]
425
00:28:40,102 --> 00:28:45,722
- Elephants, suck water
from great river for moat!
- [Trumpeting]
426
00:28:45,791 --> 00:28:50,961
Great eagle, come down and collect
me so that I may swoop down upon her!
427
00:28:51,029 --> 00:28:52,346
[Twitters]
428
00:28:52,414 --> 00:28:58,251
Come down and collect me so
that I may swoop down upon her!
429
00:28:58,320 --> 00:28:59,736
[Soft Growl]
430
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:06,126
- [Bleating]
- [Yawning]
431
00:29:06,195 --> 00:29:10,914
[Whimpers] Damn you,
you ungrateful animals!
432
00:29:10,982 --> 00:29:13,049
Come on!
433
00:29:19,558 --> 00:29:21,374
Where'd she go?
434
00:29:22,678 --> 00:29:24,928
[Screaming]
435
00:29:27,532 --> 00:29:30,167
[High-Pitched Voice]
Attus glad that over.
436
00:29:30,236 --> 00:29:32,335
[Grunting]
437
00:29:34,272 --> 00:29:37,440
[Groaning]
438
00:29:37,510 --> 00:29:40,494
[Xena Kiaiing]
439
00:29:40,562 --> 00:29:42,496
You saved me!
440
00:29:42,564 --> 00:29:46,666
Xena, the world will thank you for
rescuing such an unrivaled beauty.
441
00:29:46,735 --> 00:29:50,837
Your name will be legendary,
like Gabrielle the Great,
442
00:29:50,905 --> 00:29:53,273
Gabrielle of Troy. [Grunts]
443
00:29:53,342 --> 00:29:55,542
Here, fishy, fishy, fishy.
444
00:29:55,611 --> 00:29:57,544
Our Lady Gabrielle.
445
00:29:57,613 --> 00:30:00,079
Gabrielle of the Nile.
Wait, there's more.
446
00:30:00,149 --> 00:30:02,466
[Groans]
447
00:30:02,534 --> 00:30:04,885
Gabrielle of Olympia.
448
00:30:04,953 --> 00:30:07,070
Gabrielle and the Four Seasons.
449
00:30:29,577 --> 00:30:31,811
What are you doing?
450
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:36,983
Oh, I'm just highlighting
perfection with some berry juice.
451
00:30:37,052 --> 00:30:40,620
Yeah, looks good on you.
Only they're not berries.
452
00:30:40,689 --> 00:30:43,840
They're crushed bugs
I was using for bait.
453
00:30:45,310 --> 00:30:48,378
[Spitting]
454
00:30:48,446 --> 00:30:52,415
Gabrielle, uh, you know that
diamond we were looking for earlier?
455
00:30:52,484 --> 00:30:55,351
Diamond? Was that today?
456
00:30:55,420 --> 00:30:58,688
Yes. I've never seen it,
but I heard that it's, uh,
457
00:30:58,757 --> 00:31:01,892
it's perfect just like you.
458
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:04,661
I'm glad you could
finally admit that, Xena.
459
00:31:04,730 --> 00:31:07,163
You know, it must've
been difficult for you.
460
00:31:07,232 --> 00:31:10,033
I realize the
envy that I inspire.
461
00:31:10,102 --> 00:31:12,585
[Clicks Tongue] Right.
462
00:31:12,654 --> 00:31:15,304
That's why Aphrodite
wanted it. I know that now.
463
00:31:15,373 --> 00:31:17,306
What do you mean?
464
00:31:17,375 --> 00:31:22,311
She thinks of herself as the perfect
female... immortal or otherwise.
465
00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:24,681
She thinks that she's
the perfect female?
466
00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:26,518
She obviously
thought that the perfect
467
00:31:26,542 --> 00:31:28,618
diamond was something
she should be wearing.
468
00:31:28,687 --> 00:31:33,222
It's like a badge, announcing her as the
most beautiful creature in the universe.
469
00:31:33,291 --> 00:31:35,792
Let's go, Xena.
470
00:31:35,861 --> 00:31:37,861
Where?
471
00:31:37,930 --> 00:31:41,690
To get the diamond. If it's
perfection, I should possess it.
472
00:31:42,668 --> 00:31:44,768
Oh, I'm sorry. I feel
a bite coming on.
473
00:31:44,836 --> 00:31:48,388
But Maecenus should be
passing by this lake soon.
474
00:31:48,457 --> 00:31:50,624
Uh, maybe you...
475
00:31:57,916 --> 00:32:00,396
[Man] And he says, "Your sandal?
I thought that was my dinner."
476
00:32:00,452 --> 00:32:03,236
I don't get it. His sandal.
477
00:32:03,305 --> 00:32:07,641
- I thought... I don't get it.
- He ate it, 'cause he
thought it was his, you know.
478
00:32:07,709 --> 00:32:10,411
When he kicked it off his foot,
the sandal... and it landed...
479
00:32:10,435 --> 00:32:11,127
I don't get it.
480
00:32:11,196 --> 00:32:14,464
[Yodeling]
481
00:32:16,301 --> 00:32:18,251
[Blows Landing]
You go, Gabrielle!
482
00:32:23,659 --> 00:32:26,276
[Blows Landing] You're
beautiful when you're angry.
483
00:32:29,348 --> 00:32:31,331
[Shouting]
484
00:32:32,884 --> 00:32:34,729
[Shouts] Got it!
485
00:32:34,753 --> 00:32:36,820
[Laughs]
486
00:32:36,888 --> 00:32:38,872
After her!
487
00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:45,228
[Joxer Grunting]
488
00:32:46,348 --> 00:32:49,882
Joxer... [Grunts]
489
00:32:49,951 --> 00:32:52,085
I mean, Attus, come here.
490
00:32:52,154 --> 00:32:54,738
[Hooting]
491
00:32:56,174 --> 00:32:59,209
You want the princess,
right? Attus want.
492
00:32:59,277 --> 00:33:01,211
You need the princess, right?
493
00:33:01,279 --> 00:33:03,213
Attus need. [Grunting]
494
00:33:03,281 --> 00:33:06,049
Well, here's what you do.
495
00:33:11,857 --> 00:33:13,957
Give us the diamond!
496
00:33:23,017 --> 00:33:26,417
[Maecenus] This
way. We got her now.
497
00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:30,557
Hold it, boys. [Sighs]
498
00:33:30,625 --> 00:33:35,161
Do you think I'm not used to
men chasing me? Same old story.
499
00:33:35,230 --> 00:33:38,414
I can't believe I'm
beginning to chafe.
500
00:33:40,552 --> 00:33:45,304
Okay, look. I'm sure that
even people of your ilk...
501
00:33:45,373 --> 00:33:47,874
can appreciate
perfection, right?
502
00:33:47,943 --> 00:33:49,876
Sure, we can.
503
00:33:49,945 --> 00:33:51,945
Kill her!
504
00:33:53,331 --> 00:33:55,332
Kill her!
505
00:33:58,504 --> 00:34:01,171
That's funny. You're trapped.
506
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:05,942
Give us the diamond, and we'll make
sure your loved ones can identify the body.
507
00:34:06,011 --> 00:34:09,245
- This body?
- Mmm.
508
00:34:09,314 --> 00:34:11,281
Are you insane?
509
00:34:11,349 --> 00:34:16,352
Have you no understanding of
absolute, inviolate cuddliness?
510
00:34:17,656 --> 00:34:19,589
Guess not.
511
00:34:19,658 --> 00:34:23,093
- Xena!
- ♪♪ [Xena Whistling]
512
00:34:25,580 --> 00:34:27,580
Xena!
513
00:34:28,917 --> 00:34:31,417
♪♪ [Whistling Continues]
514
00:34:31,486 --> 00:34:34,103
I don't want to break
a nail. [Joxer Hooting]
515
00:34:39,511 --> 00:34:40,944
[Yelling]
516
00:34:42,013 --> 00:34:44,431
After her! Up the wall?
517
00:34:44,499 --> 00:34:46,877
Are you a mountain climber? No.
518
00:34:46,901 --> 00:34:49,769
Well, then, this way.
519
00:34:50,856 --> 00:34:54,290
[Chittering, Howling]
520
00:34:57,195 --> 00:34:59,629
Joxer, you saved me. Mmm.
521
00:34:59,698 --> 00:35:02,966
Now time for
zug-zug. Huh? No, no!
522
00:35:04,002 --> 00:35:05,935
[Gasps]
523
00:35:06,004 --> 00:35:08,805
Ah! Bird brother.
524
00:35:08,873 --> 00:35:12,442
Go. Fly. Tell your people
of Attus, the ape-man.
525
00:35:12,511 --> 00:35:16,262
Bring tribute. Go. Fly.
526
00:35:16,331 --> 00:35:19,849
[Bird Squawks]
527
00:35:19,918 --> 00:35:22,935
Joxer, swing! El swingo!
528
00:35:23,004 --> 00:35:24,937
Mmm, Attus not afraid.
529
00:35:25,006 --> 00:35:28,257
Attus king of jungle.
530
00:35:28,326 --> 00:35:29,776
Hmm?
531
00:35:29,845 --> 00:35:33,079
[High-Pitched Voice]
Attus renounce throne.
532
00:35:35,884 --> 00:35:37,117
[Chittering]
533
00:35:57,856 --> 00:36:00,189
[Gasps] Solaris!
534
00:36:03,261 --> 00:36:06,073
[Gabrielle] Xena!
[Maecenus Shouts]
535
00:36:06,097 --> 00:36:08,464
Xena!
536
00:36:10,051 --> 00:36:12,535
Xena, catch!
537
00:36:26,651 --> 00:36:30,086
Leave the diamond, little
girl. Don't make me kill you.
538
00:36:30,154 --> 00:36:32,522
You're new around
here, right? [Shouts]
539
00:36:32,591 --> 00:36:34,540
[Grunts]
540
00:36:34,609 --> 00:36:36,826
[Shouting]
541
00:36:36,895 --> 00:36:38,711
[Shouts]
542
00:36:46,604 --> 00:36:48,238
[Grunting]
543
00:36:56,164 --> 00:36:58,114
- [Shouts]
- [Groans]
544
00:37:02,737 --> 00:37:04,420
[Both Shouting]
545
00:37:13,115 --> 00:37:16,232
Xena, forget about
Solaris, please!
546
00:37:16,301 --> 00:37:19,852
Never! After all this time?
547
00:37:19,921 --> 00:37:22,421
Never! [Shouting]
548
00:37:23,541 --> 00:37:25,926
[Shouting]
549
00:37:25,994 --> 00:37:27,977
[Grunts, Groans]
550
00:37:45,947 --> 00:37:48,531
My dress is wrinkling.
551
00:37:53,721 --> 00:37:55,455
He's gone.
552
00:37:55,524 --> 00:37:58,657
[Grunting]
553
00:37:58,726 --> 00:38:02,428
[Chittering] I just get
tribute from brother hippo.
554
00:38:04,098 --> 00:38:06,832
He got away, huh?
Yeah, but it worked.
555
00:38:06,901 --> 00:38:09,469
Everything worked
beautifully, Gabrielle, except...
556
00:38:09,537 --> 00:38:12,555
He still got away. Now
give me the diamond.
557
00:38:19,697 --> 00:38:22,932
It's beautiful. Mmm.
558
00:38:23,001 --> 00:38:26,852
You were right to think
that only I should wear that.
559
00:38:26,921 --> 00:38:29,456
Are you gonna give it to me?
560
00:38:32,127 --> 00:38:34,710
I got an idea.
561
00:38:42,170 --> 00:38:44,604
So what are you doing?
562
00:38:44,673 --> 00:38:47,873
I'm sending the North Star back
to the heavens before nightfall.
563
00:38:47,942 --> 00:38:51,038
Hopefully the power of the Mystic
Diamond will help guide it home.
564
00:38:51,062 --> 00:38:55,165
- But it's mine!
- Well, just think, Gabrielle.
565
00:38:55,233 --> 00:38:57,473
Every time people look
up into the night sky...
566
00:38:57,519 --> 00:39:00,336
and see that perfect
star, they'll think of you.
567
00:39:00,405 --> 00:39:04,156
- Hmm.
- It'll be a symbol of your
beauty for all time to come.
568
00:39:06,127 --> 00:39:09,962
It is too bad that the people
can't see the real thing.
569
00:39:10,031 --> 00:39:12,665
Guess a symbol
of it will have to do.
570
00:39:12,733 --> 00:39:14,733
Fire away!
571
00:39:16,604 --> 00:39:20,806
What are you
waiting for? You'll see.
572
00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:30,967
Xena, you're not going to use
my diamond as bait, are you?
573
00:39:31,036 --> 00:39:33,069
It's just crazy enough to work.
574
00:39:37,826 --> 00:39:39,375
[Screaming]
575
00:39:45,416 --> 00:39:47,584
I think you just put
a fish in the heavens.
576
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:52,088
I dedicate this fish to Lyceus.
577
00:39:54,860 --> 00:39:56,843
Are you okay?
578
00:39:58,580 --> 00:40:02,314
I was obsessed
with fishing, wasn't I?
579
00:40:02,384 --> 00:40:06,185
Sorry, Xena, but I really don't
pay that much attention to you.
580
00:40:06,254 --> 00:40:08,621
I have much more important
things to do with my time.
581
00:40:08,690 --> 00:40:11,890
I just realized what it was
that was driving my obsession.
582
00:40:11,926 --> 00:40:15,795
It's not fishing. It's all the unresolved
business between me and my brother.
583
00:40:15,864 --> 00:40:18,698
I felt like I still owed
him something.
584
00:40:18,767 --> 00:40:21,901
The minute I acknowledged
it, I was out from under its spell.
585
00:40:21,970 --> 00:40:26,238
Ah. I just love the way my
eyes glow in the sunlight.
586
00:40:28,159 --> 00:40:30,422
Gabrielle, there's
something that's bothering
587
00:40:30,446 --> 00:40:32,428
you that you need
to get in touch with.
588
00:40:34,566 --> 00:40:36,499
You're right.
589
00:40:36,568 --> 00:40:38,767
These boots don't
work with this skirt.
590
00:40:38,836 --> 00:40:40,769
No, Gabrielle. Think.
591
00:40:40,838 --> 00:40:44,540
There's something about yourself
that you're not satisfied with.
592
00:40:44,609 --> 00:40:47,009
Other than the fact that no
one gives me credit for anything,
593
00:40:47,044 --> 00:40:50,313
and everyone thinks
I'm a silly sidekick?
594
00:40:52,317 --> 00:40:54,984
Now I've got this headache.
595
00:40:55,052 --> 00:40:58,254
Well, you're back to normal now.
596
00:40:58,323 --> 00:41:02,091
From now on, I'm gonna make sure you get
a lot more credit for the things you do.
597
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:04,327
That's a promise.
598
00:41:04,395 --> 00:41:07,062
Thanks.
599
00:41:07,132 --> 00:41:10,466
Insight released
us from the spell.
600
00:41:10,535 --> 00:41:12,568
That's all it took.
601
00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:14,870
Let's get out of here.
602
00:41:14,939 --> 00:41:16,939
Come on.
603
00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:24,046
[Gabrielle] Yeah, it
definitely looks like a fish.
604
00:41:24,115 --> 00:41:26,949
But which one's the North Star?
605
00:41:27,018 --> 00:41:29,886
The big one. Mmm.
606
00:41:31,355 --> 00:41:35,157
It's a good thing you figured
out all that insight stuff.
607
00:41:35,226 --> 00:41:37,760
Who knows how long
we'd be under that spell?
608
00:41:37,829 --> 00:41:40,029
I couldn't have
done it without you.
609
00:41:40,098 --> 00:41:45,668
The only reason I do any good at all
in this world is because I do it with you.
610
00:41:45,737 --> 00:41:49,072
You make an important
contribution every day.
611
00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:52,474
I'm gonna make sure that
people know that from now on.
612
00:41:52,543 --> 00:41:54,610
You don't have to do that.
613
00:41:54,679 --> 00:41:57,413
But it's nice to be reminded
that you feel that way.
614
00:41:57,482 --> 00:41:59,415
[Chuckles]
615
00:41:59,484 --> 00:42:04,070
[Grunting]
616
00:42:04,139 --> 00:42:06,800
I think you still need to
do something about Joxer.
617
00:42:06,824 --> 00:42:08,558
[Grunting Continues]
618
00:42:08,626 --> 00:42:10,626
Tomorrow.
619
00:42:17,668 --> 00:42:20,670
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