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[Huey] Uncle Scrooge!
You're sick,
you shouldn't be on your feet.
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I have to make
my morning meeting.
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A stuffy nose and
clogged ears won't kill me.
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Yeah, he's vanquished
mythical beasts,
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demonic armies,
robot uprisings!
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Which would probably wear out
someone half his advanced age.
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-Advanced age?!
-[elevator dings]
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-For the last time,
I'm not sick!
-[gasps]
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According to the Junior Woodchuck Guidebook,
your sickness could be...
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Finally.
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A quick dip before my meeting
is all I need to vim my vigor.
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[grunts]
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Ahh!
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[gasps]
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[inhales sharply]
I've been robbed!
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[theme song]
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¶ Life is like a hurricane ¶
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¶ Here in Duckburg ¶
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¶ Race cars, lasers Airplanes ¶
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¶ It's a duck-blur ¶
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¶ Might solve a mystery ¶
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¶ Or rewrite history ¶
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-¶ DuckTales! ¶ -¶ Whoo-ooh ¶
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¶ Every day they're out there making ¶
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-¶ DuckTales! ¶ -¶ Whoo-ooh ¶
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¶ Tales of daring do ¶ Bad and good luck tales ¶
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¶ Whoo-ooh ¶
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¶ D-D-D-Danger Lurks behind you ¶
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¶ There's a stranger Out to find you ¶
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¶ What to do? Just grab on to some ¶
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-¶ DuckTales! ¶ -¶ Whoo-ooh ¶ ¶
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¶ Every day They're out there making ¶
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-¶ DuckTales! ¶ -¶ Whoo-ooh ¶
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¶ Tales of daring Bad and good ¶
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¶ Not ponytails Or cottontails ¶
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-¶ No, DuckTales! ¶ -¶ Whoo-ooh ¶
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All right. I know you have
this insane competition
with Scrooge.
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But we also run this
charity with him,
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so we have to look
respectable, focus--
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-Focus!
-What the--?!
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Wait... Listen, Owlson, I know
we've had our differences,
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but I'm very close to figuring
out the perfect scheme!
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I may have a way to make
more money than Scrooge,
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win the bet,
and take over his company.
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You're supposed to be smart,
maybe you can help.
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I just need to figure out how--
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-[grunts]
-Ah-ah-ah! N.E.S.T.:
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No Elaborate
Schemes Today.
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-What about tonight?
-No.
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-Tomorrow?
-Still a "T".
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Well, at the very least
Tuesday!
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No! No more schemes!
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We run a multi-billion
dollar business.
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We can be a force
for good in this world,
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but not if you keep ruining
my-- our... our reputation
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with your stupid,
obviously evil schemes.
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You want to beat
Scrooge, don't you?
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Yes, Ms. Owlson.
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Okay. Well to do that,
you need to be more like him:
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Poised, calm, respect--
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[growling] It was you!
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I know it was you!
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Admit what you did,
you cockamamie kleptomaniac!
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Ha-ha-ha!
Yes, of course, I did!
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Wait, what did I do?
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You stole money from my bin!
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He's been here
all morning.
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I have the stress headache
to prove it.
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That's impossible.
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I did binventory
just last night.
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It was all accounted for.
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Are you okay?
You seem a little, well...
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the opposite of sane.
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[grumbles]
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Manny!
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See these two out.
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Somebody broke into this bin
and stole from Scrooge McDuck.
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Until I find out who and how,
only authorized employees
at the Bin.
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I'll need my top men.
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[elevator dings]
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Follow me.
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The security system
is fully operational
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and primed to wreak
maximum havoc.
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[muffled alarm]
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If a thief had
entered this building,
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he'd have been caught
and placed in cold storage
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awaiting genetic
experimentation
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for Operation Gyrobutapocalypse.
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It's all in the budget.
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-What?
-Nothing. Everything's fine.
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[Huey] Chicken soup?
Restorative nutrients!
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Get me Gizmoduck.
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Glomgold was with Zan Owlson.
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Mark Beaks was live
posting at Crowchella,
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and the Beagles were at ConCon,
convict convention.
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What about Magica?
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Still no sign of her.
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Hmm...
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[Huey] I get that
this is a big deal,
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but Scrooge is in no condition
to take on this stress right
now.
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-[Scrooge coughs and blows nose]
-His nasal passages
are dangerously clogged.
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You'd be concerned too
if your impenetrable fortress
were robbed.
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You know, I'm surprised
we haven't heard from--
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We've been robbed?!
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Oh, the humanity!
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Give it to me straight,
Uncle Scrooge,
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how much did I lose--
Uh, we--you lose?
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Eighty-seven cents.
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Sorry, did I miss
a part of that?
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Like $2 million
and 87 cents or--
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[Scrooge] The amount
doesn't matter.
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What matters is,
the bin has been compromised.
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If it's only
a couple of coins,
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how could you possibly know
they're actually missing?
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Because Uncle Scrooge knows
every coin in there like
the feathers in his tail.
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Exactly Webbigail.
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That's how I stay smarter
than the smarties.
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Once that goes,
it's a slippery slope into being
as smart as the smarties
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and then... [gasps]
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...slightly less smart
that the smarties!
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Uh, did you check
your pockets?
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Did I check my pockets?
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Ha! Of course
I checked my pockets...
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and they're not
in my pockets!
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How can you be sure
they're even gone?
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You'd have to count every coin
in the bin to prove it.
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And that would be crazy.
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[grunts] Huey and his
stupid nerd brain.
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Four-hundred-and-fifty-five,
456...
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I, for one, think there's
too much pressure on him.
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He needs a good
eight hours of sleep.
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Four hundred and f--
Uh...
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Oh, come on!
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[sputters] One, two, three...
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Don't you think Uncle Scrooge
seems a bit... off?
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[Scrooge mumbles indistinctly]
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Ha! He's never been more on.
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He's at the height
of his powers.
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He's losing his mind!
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Let me look at the symptoms in
the Junior Woodchuck Guide--
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Aah! Where's my
Junior Woodchuck Guidebook?!
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[Scrooge continues mumbling]
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Phew! Must have fallen out.
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Weird. Ah!
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-[all] What?
-Gold fever.
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"A serious condition caused by
prolonged exposure to gold.
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Symptoms include confusion...
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itchiness...
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-paranoia..."
-I will find you!
Nobody gets away with this!
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"...and going to
outlandish extremes."
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It may be fatal!
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Last week he bought a country
to save on foreign postage.
That's just Scrooge.
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-Nothing is weird.
-[Scrooge on P.A.]
This is Scrooge McDuck,
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the bin is on total lockdown.
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All non-security personnel are hereby banished from the premises.
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Good day.
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Okay, this might be a little
out of the ordinary.
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Hello, Duckburg.
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By now you know that my precious wee ones
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were kidnapped this morning.
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Here is a recent picture.
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Two quarters, two dimes,
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a spry gang of nickels,
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and a couple of scared little pennies.
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Coins, if you're watching...
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I miss you very much.
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[sarcasticly]
What? Scrooge loves money?
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How weirdly uncharacteristic
of him. Please.
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Shhh. This is important.
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We have to protect every
remaining coin in the bin.
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This is what waitsfor the heartless monsterthat took them.
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A ransom? Oh, no.
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A bounty on the foul head of the coin-napper.
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Two million dollars!
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Ooof, yep, he's got Gold Fever.
He has to be stopped.
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So what's the plan for
capturing the intruder?
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Rope slings?
Trip wires?
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Oh, no, no, no.
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No, none of that
will be necessary.
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Because I have a full arsenal
at the ready!
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I'd like to see you try
to get in now, Chester!
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Hey, Uncle Scrooge,
this is all great.
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Looks like everything's
taken care of so you can
go home and get some rest, huh?
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What part of "I shall not rest"
do you not understand?
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Hyah!
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You cannae be too careful.
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The Faceless Fiend struck again.
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He stole my spats!
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But I made new ones out of those
tissue boxes you left me, lad.
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[laughs]
Who's the sick one now,
Chester?!
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[nervous laugh] Who is...
"Chester," was it?
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He's the unknown.
He's the question.
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-There he is!
-I'll get him!
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Gizmoduck! Fire!
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I don't see anything.
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Hurry, attack,
before he gets away!
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That's an order!
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Um, engage Midriff Missiles.
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No, he's not of sound mind!
Don't fire!
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My mind is perfectly sound!
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Blow it all to pieces!
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[shouting]
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Ahh! Smoke? I haven't even
hit the ground yet!
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-I'll handle this!
-[mechanical clunking]
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-I'll handle this...
-[mechanical clunking]
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My Helmetcopter's stuck!
Will someone else handle this!
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-[all] Dewey!
-Oh, no!
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It's every nightmare
I've ever had!
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Blathering Blatherskite!
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-[wheel skids]
-Dewey!
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[both gasp]
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Authorities are already calling the disaster "Bridgemageddon."
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And the rampant chaos was needlessly caused by Scrooge McDuck himself.
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McDuck's increasingly erratic behavior has driven investors
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to pull their money from his company and give it to safer,
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more stable businesses like...
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Okay, this can't be right. Glomgold Industries?
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I didn't think
it was possible but--
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Ha! Hear that, McDuck?!
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I'm more stable than you are!
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Debateable.
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He must be there somewhere,
the swindling swine.
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[door opens]
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Mr. McDuck, there's been
a break-in!
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[gasps]
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Now I have you, Chester,
you thieving--!
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Oh...
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Uncle Scrooge, we need to talk.
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[groans]
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I'll start. "Dear Mr. McDee,
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they say it's not
the years in your life,
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but the life in your years."
Happy birthday!
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Gimme that. What Launchpad
means to say is,
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we're all really
worried about you.
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Some of us are just here
to see you triumphantly
capture the thief.
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You have to
face the truth.
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No one stole
87 cents from you.
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You have gold fever
and you're very, very sick.
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Any more exposure to gold
could kill you.
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Don't worry, Scrooge.
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Dewey and I believe in you.
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There's something about
your uncle firing missiles
and a plane at you
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-that sort of
changes your mind.
-Dewey!
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This is about saving Scrooge's
life, not choosing sides.
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00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,991
E tu, Headless Man-Horse?
247
00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:34,159
Well, forget all of you!
248
00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:36,494
If you don't want to help me
find the intruder,
249
00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:38,863
-then I don't need you,
you bunch of traitors!
-[boys gasp]
250
00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:44,769
There's a perfectly simple
explanation for all of this.
251
00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:49,974
[Scrooge] It's all Chester,
the inter-dimensional imp!
252
00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:53,978
He prances in and out
of reality, attacking me
bit by bit.
253
00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:58,917
First the sneaky scoundrel
licked everything in my office,
and stole my spats!
254
00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:01,553
Then he nabbed my 87 cents.
255
00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:07,492
You think you have everyone
fooled, but, oh no,
not me, I'm onto you!
256
00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:10,361
[maniacal laugh]
257
00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:12,363
Look at all the weight
you've lost.
258
00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:13,698
Your clothes don't even fit.
259
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,366
That's Chester!
260
00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:19,003
He dances in my clothes
while I sleep
and stretches them all out!
261
00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:24,576
Maybe you're right.
Maybe it is all... Chester.
262
00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:29,547
But maybe you should listen to
Huey, step away from the gold
and get some rest,
263
00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:31,983
just in case you're wrong?
264
00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:40,225
No. I'll prove it to you.
I'll count the money myself!
265
00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:41,559
Please, Uncle Scrooge!
266
00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:44,929
If you jump into that gold,
you could die!
267
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:47,265
[grunts] Stop this!
268
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,533
Maybe you're both right?
269
00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:51,936
No. Because I know
I'm not crazy!
270
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,938
-Out of my way.
-[grunts]
271
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,841
[snarls]
272
00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,444
[grunts]
273
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,279
Ah! [growls]
274
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,548
[all grunting]
275
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:07,118
No, Mr. McDee,
not on your birthday!
276
00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:11,823
[all shouting]
277
00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:21,232
Nobody keeps me from my gold!
278
00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:28,840
In shocking market news,
279
00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:32,177
Glomgold Industries risesto the top of the stock index,
280
00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:36,381
making Flintheart Glomgoldthe richest duck in the world.
281
00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:39,617
Congratulations,
Flintheart.
282
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:43,721
I've literally never
been more surprised
by anything in my life.
283
00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:46,825
Thank you, Owlson.
284
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:48,159
I cannae wait to shove this
285
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:51,162
in McDuck's smug face!
286
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,363
[Glomgold laughs maniacally]
287
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:53,765
This just in.
288
00:13:53,767 --> 00:13:56,701
Scrooge McDuck has apparently...
289
00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:58,937
died of gold fever.
290
00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:00,538
Huh?
291
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:03,274
[Donald sobs]
292
00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:04,943
Oh, no!
293
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:07,145
He was too young!
294
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:09,447
Oh, no!
295
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:12,217
Engage Bagpipes.
296
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:15,053
[plays mournful melody]
297
00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:19,057
-[door opens forcefully]
-[all gasp]
298
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:22,060
¶ All I do is win, win, win No matter what ¶
299
00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:25,463
¶ I got money on my mind I can never get enough ¶
300
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:28,166
[rhythmic grunting]
301
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:30,902
¶ Everybody's hands go up! ¶
302
00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:32,637
¶ And they stay there, yeah ¶
303
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,239
¶ And they stay there, yeah ¶
304
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:35,306
¶ And they stay there, yeah ¶
305
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:39,477
I win! [exaggerated laugh]
306
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,548
-[all grumble]
-[ringing]
307
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:44,649
-[door opens]
-[all] Huh?
308
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:47,185
-[gasps]
-[continues laughing]
309
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:50,655
[gasps] I'm so very sorry.
I'm so...
310
00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:55,560
Owlson! Help me up onto his
casket so I can dance on it!
311
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,095
[continues laughing]
312
00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:59,564
[grunts] We'll be
taking our seats.
313
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:02,600
Oh, fine, I'll sit down
so you can mourn...
314
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:05,103
the second richest duck
in the world.
315
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,705
And I beat him,
fair and square!
316
00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:09,073
[Owlson grunts]
317
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,109
[resumes laughing]
318
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,912
Well, technically,
no, you didn't.
Gold Fever did.
319
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:17,215
But, again, this is
a wildly inappropriate time
to discuss it.
320
00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:18,249
[inhales deeply]
321
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,118
Ohh!
322
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,558
Uncle Scrooge taught us
all so much.
323
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,127
But perhaps the most
important thing
324
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:32,697
was the importance of
listening to your family.
325
00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:34,132
After he... passed,
326
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:36,567
we decided that it would
only be fair to his memory
327
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:39,137
to at least consider his theory.
328
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:41,272
If this hypothetical thief
were real,
329
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,107
he would have to have been
a master genius.
330
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:47,145
It would have to have
been a scheme so elaborate
and so complex
331
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:50,114
some might even call it...
the perfect scheme!
332
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:53,618
Was this indeed
a master criminal genius?
333
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,120
In the end, the sad truth is,
334
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:59,257
there could never be
any master villain
335
00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:02,126
capable of pulling off
such a genius scheme.
336
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,562
-[growling]
-[sighs]
337
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:07,832
Scrooge died of gold fever.
338
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,300
No! It was me!
339
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:13,338
I did it! I'm the evil genius!
It was me!
340
00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:16,607
And my... Time Teaser.
341
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,409
Greatest scheme ever!
342
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,144
In your face, Owlson!
343
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,413
Dead Scrooge,
mourning family,
344
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,983
I'm the richest duck
in the world
345
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:27,752
and here's how I did it!
346
00:16:30,924 --> 00:16:34,192
-For the last time,
I'm not sick!
-[gasps]
347
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,300
Hmm...
348
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:46,904
All right. I know you have
this insane competition
with Scrooge--
349
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:51,209
Ha-ha. I get it.
350
00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:52,944
You're ignoring me.
351
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:56,314
Owlson?
Owlson!
352
00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:57,348
Hello?!
353
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:28,413
Why aren't you moving?!
354
00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:30,348
Is this some kind of game?!
355
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,550
Answer me, baby!
356
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:35,953
[grunts]
357
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:48,066
Your will is strong, baby.
358
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:51,402
You remind me of a young me.
359
00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:58,409
[grunts]
360
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,378
[sighs]
361
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:05,917
But we also run this charity
with him, so we have to look
respectable, focus--
362
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:08,619
-Focus!
-What the--?
363
00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:13,958
[Glomgold] And having mastered space and time,
364
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:19,330
I immediately enacted my schemeto rob Scrooge blind!
365
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,304
[gasps, then screams]
366
00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,640
[gasping]
367
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:30,942
[sputters]
368
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:31,943
Ahh!
369
00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:33,878
[grunting]
370
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:36,514
[shouts]
371
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:41,519
Ahh!
372
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:44,155
[angry shout]
373
00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:45,923
[grunting]
374
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:47,892
[panting]
375
00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:53,431
But I realized, why take it all
376
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:58,336
when a little
would drive him insane!
377
00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:01,973
Whose schemes sound crazy now?!
378
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,341
This one still does.
379
00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:05,610
But you haven't heard it all!
380
00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:08,312
I know what you did, you
cockamamie kleptomaniac!
381
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:12,750
Are you okay? You seem a little,
well, the opposite of sane.
382
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:14,051
[growls]
383
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,999
[evil laugh]
384
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:40,845
[evil laugh]
385
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:44,182
There he is!
386
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:01,966
[continues evil laughter]
387
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:05,903
[grunting]
388
00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:10,241
What? You're alive
as a horse?!
389
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,147
Yes, of course
I'm alive, you idiot.
390
00:20:16,149 --> 00:20:19,584
I took my own advice
and listened to my family.
391
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:27,792
[sneezes]
392
00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:31,929
Okay, maybe I am a wee bit sick.
393
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:34,565
But maybe you're not crazy.
394
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:37,034
I rested for a day.
395
00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:39,604
Then we put our heads together
and realized this was obviously
396
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:41,439
all your idiotic scheme
to win the bet.
397
00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:43,274
You were "Chester"!
398
00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:46,744
So we staged the funeral
to get you to admit
that you committed fraud.
399
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:50,581
Legally making me the richest
duck in the world again.
400
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,516
Thank you.
401
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:55,119
You're alive?!
402
00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:56,721
-You're alive!
-[all gasp]
403
00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:58,089
[groans]
404
00:20:58,091 --> 00:21:00,691
-You forgot to tell Donald?
-Whoops.
405
00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:03,427
See, you could never
beat me, Flinty,
406
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:06,230
because I have my family
to keep me grounded.
407
00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:08,266
Also, I'm Scrooge McDuck
408
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:10,901
and I'm even better
at being crazy than you.
409
00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:13,838
[both grunting]
410
00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:19,243
[all gasp]
411
00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:21,646
They must have reversed
the Time Teaser.
412
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:28,286
What do you do the next time
your uncle goes mad
with suspicion?
413
00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:30,154
[all] Call Mrs. Beakley.
414
00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:31,889
Fake Scrooge's death.
415
00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:40,097
[Glomgold screams, then moans]
416
00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:42,400
Thank you, Beakley!
417
00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:45,236
Don't mention it.
Really.
418
00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:01,652
See you tomorrow, Flinty.
419
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:02,720
[groans]
420
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:06,924
[instrumental theme song]
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