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♪♪
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Child's play!
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Huh?!
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No!
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I will avenge you,
my bulby brethren!
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Who would dare?
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I am the terror
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that flaps in the night!
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I am
the little roller skate
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at the base
of villainy's staircase.
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I am Darkwing Duck!
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Playtime's over!
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Then I gotta get
a shorter intro.
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Let's get dangerous.
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Big day, Dewey.
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Mustard stain
or ketchup stain?
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Mustard-- looks
less like blood.
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What is this weird show?
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Whoa, what?
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Darkwing Duck?
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The greatest TV show
of all time?
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Ha! Maybe
when you were a kid.
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This hero guy doesn't fly
or shoot lasers or anything.
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That hero guy
is Jim Starling.
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He was an old-school actor
who did all his own stunts.
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Sure, he got
a little banged up
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in later seasons.
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Keep rolling.
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But that just made him
even more heroic.
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Why didn't he just use CGI?
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Real heroes don't need
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high-tech
special effects
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or basic
safety precautions.
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So, how do I look?
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Remember, Dewey,
a true hero thinks
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with his gut
or not at all.
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Right, D.W.?
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Let's get dangerous.
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What's the special occasion,
anyway?
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I finally got
my driver's license.
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Aah!
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♪ Life is like
a hurricane ♪
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♪ Here in Duckburg ♪
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♪ Race cars, lasers,
airplanes ♪
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♪ It's a duck-blur ♪
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♪ We might solve
a mystery ♪
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♪ Or rewrite history ♪
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♪ Ducktales, whoo-ooh ♪
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♪ Every day they're out there
making Ducktales ♪
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♪ Whoo-ooh ♪
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♪ Tales of derring-do ♪
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♪ Bad and good-luck tales ♪
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♪ Whoo-ooh ♪
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♪ D-d-danger lurks behind you ♪
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♪ There's a stranger
out to find you ♪
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♪ What to do? ♪
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♪ Just grab on
to some Ducktales ♪
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♪ Whoo-ooh ♪
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♪ Every day they're out there ♪
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♪ Making Ducktales ♪
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♪ Whoo-ooh ♪
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♪ Tales of daring
bad and good ♪
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♪ Not phony tales
or cottontails ♪
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-♪ No, Ducktales! ♪
-♪ Whoo-ooh! ♪
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How have you been a driver
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without a driver's license?
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Hey, come on. I've got
a pilot's license, don't I?
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Wait, don't I?
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Ugh! Aren't you worried
Scrooge will find out?
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You kidding?
I had them mail the license
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straight to him
so he'd be first to know.
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Ah, he's gonna be
so proud of me.
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Wow.
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The Bin,
The Bin, The Bin!
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Slow down!
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-I bet Mr. McD's got
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some kind of party
planned for my big day.
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Wouldn't want to
ruin the...
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-Surprise!
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Huh.
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Surprise!
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Supplies?
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Boy, he's really
getting my hopes up.
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The payoff is
gonna be amazing.
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Surprise!
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-Shh! Quiet.
-Shh!
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The Gearloose
Monophonicrail
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converts aural input
into kinetic propulsion.
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Huh?
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Sound-powered train.
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Buh.
-Ah, sorry, Mr. McD,
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but I thought you
might wanna hear--
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I don't want to
hear anything.
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This sensitive prototype
runs on noise.
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Observe.
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Illumination,
Dr. Gearloose!
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Alphanumerical
substitution!
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The categorical
reorganization
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of letters
to prime digits.
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Aah! My blueprints!
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Sorry, Dr. Gearloose.
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Intern, try to think.
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But that's all I do
all the time.
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Well, do it better.
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Eh, you probably
couldn't fit a driver
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in that tiny train
anyway.
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Uh, say, speaking
of drivers...
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Gyro, the board
needs results.
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Ever since
Bulb Tech backfired
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you need an invention
that, well...
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Won't turn evil
and kill us all.
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Due respect, sir, innovation
doesn't work that way.
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I can't just wake up
one morning and say--
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How about
a self
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-Wah! Too many variables.
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A self-driving robot car
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would turn evil like that.
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-Nobody could.
-Well, Mark Beaks did.
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He just posted that he's
having a demo later today.
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What?! That hack couldn't
even program a microwave!
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We'll see about this.
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Okay, cool.
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I'll just tell you
my big news later.
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Launchpad,
I almost forgot...
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-Stop having mail
delivered to my office.
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That's for incoming checks
and death threats only.
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Wait, what does
"Smiley face, anvil,
roadkill" mean?
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-Crushed it!
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It's a hectic world
posting things online,
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checking to see
who liked your post.
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Couldn't you use
a little time for yourself?
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Couldn't you use a BUDDY?
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That's the "Beaks Unmanned
Driver Drone Yay!"
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BUDDY will drive you anywhere
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quickly, efficiently,
and cheaply!
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BUDDY is compatible
with any vehicle,
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making traditional drivers
a thing of the past.
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The Waddle BUDDY system.
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Because machines
are the new man.
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And hold for applause!
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-Boo! Bad!
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-Do not like!
-Agreed.
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Very negative feelings,
indeed.
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Whoa, Scrooge's driver
and his chief inventor
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are threatened
by my BUDDY here.
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Well, that is
how you know it's
a good product.
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-Uh, how can you ensure
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that this machine
won't turn evil?
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Huh. I've never
said that out loud.
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Top secret Beaks tech means
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this baby's 100% obedient
to its master.
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-Next question, please.
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Can you program a robot
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to brave the unknown
and laugh at danger?
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-Yes.
-Can a robot greet you
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with a kind word
at the end of a long day?
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-Yes.
That's a nice
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gray cardigan, Mr. Beaks.
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You are killing it today.
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Huh. Yeah, well, can a robot
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pull you from the wreckage
of a crash
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with a reassuring smile
that tells you
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everything's gonna be okay?
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Well, no, because
it can't crash.
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Wait, what, now?
I'm sorry, what was that?
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BUDDY, show him.
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BUDDY's patented sensors
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mean a smooth, crash-free ride.
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No matter the situation,
you can count on BUDDY
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to get you
where you're going safely.
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Any more questions?
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This automated marvel could save
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McDuck Enterprises a fortune!
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You're not seriously
gonna buy one of these things.
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I mean, not when
you have plenty of good
driver/pilots already.
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I may buy a whole fleet!
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Unless anyone has
any brighter ideas.
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-A race.
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What are you doing?
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Thinking with my gut.
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Me versus the bot.
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Winner gets free candy
for life.
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-Oh, that's better.
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Winner is named
the ultimate driver.
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A race would give me a chance
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to see how BUDDY performs
in a real-world scenario.
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Ooh! Dramatic!
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In! In!
In! In! In!
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May the best man--
Ooh! Aah! Robot hand!
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Very strong robot hand.
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-Aah!
-Aah! Look out!
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It's a headless
man-horse!
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He broke in to hoof us
all to death!
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What?!
Don't be dumb.
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I'm just trying out
some new interns.
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Don't tell
my existing intern.
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Manny, dispose of them
violently.
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I can't have
any distractions.
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No, wait.
I need help.
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See, I have this friend.
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Let's call him,
"Not Launchpad."
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And he kinda challenged
a robot to a race.
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Pretty common scenario.
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Now, Not Launchpad definitely
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isn't afraid of losing
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and his boss replacing him
with a robot,
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but he has a friend--
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let's call him,
uh, "Launchpad"--
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who is very worried about that.
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So, I-- he-- they--
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uh, thought you could help
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figure out how to take
this robot down, yes?
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Oh, in this scenario,
you're still you.
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Dummy! There's some dummies
here to see you.
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At your beck and call,
Dr. Gearloose.
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I heard everything.
Everything.
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I'm happy to prove my worth
by aiding Mr. McQuack.
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Dr. Gearloose is working
on an innovation
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that will better
all of mankind
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both literally,
and figuratively.
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Behold!
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Operating passcode:
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-Blathering--
-No!
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That...
is not ready yet.
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-Go to your room!
-Aah! Ohh.
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Forgive Dr. Gearloose.
He's a little more
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deranged than usual
trying to figure out
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how Beaks beat him to
the self-driving car.
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That won't be a problem once
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I put that tin can in its place.
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In the recycling,
where the garbage goes.
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Woof. We'll work on
smack talk later.
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Right now we need something
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to help Launchpad
get the edge on BUDDY.
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Step into my laboratory.
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Your lab is in
the bathroom?
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Dr. Gearloose says this is
the perfect place for my work.
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I'm just now realizing
that remark
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may not have been
entirely complimentary.
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No matter!
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So, how are we going to
soup up your car?
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Frictionless tires?
Oscillating overthruster?
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An engine that can bend
the very fabric of space itself?
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Yes! All of that.
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Eh, I don't know
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about all these gizmos.
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Can't you just give me
a couple pointers
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on how to beat that robot?
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Reprogramming a man's brain
to compete
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with a sophisticated
auto intelligence.
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Reprogram Launchpad?
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What about thinking
with your gut
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and getting dangerous?
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Well, if Mr. McD thinks
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this un-crashable robo-me
is so great,
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I have to prove
I can get dangerous
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in the safest way possible.
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That's sure to get
Dr. Gearloose's attention.
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It could work!
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I'll clean that later.
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Don't go over 32 miles per hour.
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00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:47,330
And hit all turns
at a safe
35-degree bend.
263
00:10:47,330 --> 00:10:49,920
And increase velocity
by 15% on straightaway.
264
00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:51,210
These visual cues will trigger
265
00:10:51,210 --> 00:10:52,830
psychosomatic synaptic reflexes
266
00:10:52,830 --> 00:10:54,120
to improve your performance.
267
00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:54,880
Did you get all that?
268
00:10:56,710 --> 00:10:58,290
Yes.
269
00:10:58,290 --> 00:11:02,120
Welcome to the
Waddle test track!
270
00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,920
Time for the ultimate contest
271
00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:05,790
between man and machine.
272
00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:06,830
First around the block wins.
273
00:11:06,830 --> 00:11:08,000
Don't worry, Mr. McD.
274
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,540
-I got this.
-Good lad.
275
00:11:09,540 --> 00:11:11,170
Beat this bionic blackguard,
276
00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:13,040
and I can probably
talk Beaks down on price
277
00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,170
when I buy
a fleet of them.
278
00:11:14,170 --> 00:11:15,710
Anyway, good luck!
279
00:11:15,710 --> 00:11:17,000
Hey, you're the best
280
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,380
personal driver
I've ever had.
281
00:11:18,380 --> 00:11:19,920
You got this!
282
00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:20,920
Follow the tips,
and you have
283
00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:22,290
a 51% chance of winning.
284
00:11:22,290 --> 00:11:24,040
And whatever you do,
play it safe.
285
00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:25,380
Don't crash!
286
00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:26,790
Wait, don't crash?
287
00:11:26,790 --> 00:11:29,710
Racers to your marks!
288
00:11:29,710 --> 00:11:31,750
Let's get dangerous!
289
00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:38,170
Get set...
290
00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:41,920
Hmm?
291
00:11:43,330 --> 00:11:45,170
That means go!
292
00:11:54,170 --> 00:11:56,120
And we're off.
293
00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:58,040
Hands at ten and two.
294
00:11:58,040 --> 00:12:00,080
Keep it in first gear.
295
00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:02,750
Or was that hands at ten
and one and second gear?
296
00:12:02,750 --> 00:12:04,000
Where's the index?
297
00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:06,880
Oh, no!
298
00:12:09,540 --> 00:12:10,880
Don't crash. Don't crash!
299
00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,790
Gotta catch up!
300
00:12:25,210 --> 00:12:27,420
Uh, check your six.
Carry the two.
301
00:12:27,420 --> 00:12:29,380
Huh?
302
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,170
17, other number, Q!
303
00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:36,750
Adjusting
for hazardous conditions.
304
00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:49,330
Whoa!
305
00:12:52,420 --> 00:12:54,250
Oh! He's gonna do it!
306
00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:56,080
Go, you bumblebee-like savant!
307
00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:57,080
-Go!
308
00:12:57,080 --> 00:13:00,580
Whoo!
309
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,290
Ha ha! Yes! Did it!
310
00:13:09,290 --> 00:13:12,080
Take that,
everyone who's not me!
311
00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:15,710
Impressive display, Beaks.
312
00:13:15,710 --> 00:13:17,420
You have really
built something here.
313
00:13:17,420 --> 00:13:20,040
Or did he?
I couldn't be sure
314
00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:22,080
until I saw how it performed
under pressure.
315
00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:24,330
The precision,
the deadly grace.
316
00:13:24,330 --> 00:13:27,250
Oh, yes,
I've seen it before.
317
00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:28,880
Ha ha!
318
00:13:30,330 --> 00:13:32,960
Beaks Tech
is actually Bulb Tech!
319
00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:34,290
That's how he beat me
to the punch.
320
00:13:34,290 --> 00:13:36,120
He stole my technology!
321
00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:38,880
Officer, arrest this man!
322
00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:41,170
-Of course not.
323
00:13:41,170 --> 00:13:42,540
I didn't steal it from him.
324
00:13:42,540 --> 00:13:44,210
I stole it from
a public online forum,
325
00:13:44,210 --> 00:13:45,880
then "Beaks'd" it up.
326
00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:48,620
How would one
of my inventions
327
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:51,500
end up online?
328
00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:53,330
-Oh, wow!
-You!
329
00:13:53,330 --> 00:13:55,210
You circumvented
the kill switch.
330
00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:57,250
Why didn't anyone else
on the message board
figure that out?
331
00:13:57,250 --> 00:14:01,500
You posted
my top-secret plans
on the Internet?!
332
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:02,960
You were having so much trouble
333
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:04,710
keeping your inventions
from turning evil,
334
00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:07,380
so I turned to the Net
to crowdsource a solution?
335
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,290
Rah!
336
00:14:09,290 --> 00:14:10,750
Easy! Easy!
337
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,210
Gearloose,
calm down!
338
00:14:12,210 --> 00:14:14,120
Fired!
339
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,710
No.
340
00:14:19,210 --> 00:14:22,120
Uh, back to town, Mr. McD?
341
00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:23,380
That's all right, Launchpad.
342
00:14:23,380 --> 00:14:25,040
We'll ride
with Beaks and BUDDY
343
00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:26,170
to sign the sales paperwork.
344
00:14:26,170 --> 00:14:27,170
Come on, Dewey.
345
00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:32,500
So, how did you keep
Bulb Tech from going bad?
346
00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:34,380
-The morality circuits.
347
00:14:34,380 --> 00:14:36,250
You modified them
to keep them from going evil.
348
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,750
No, I just made them
look less dorky.
349
00:14:38,750 --> 00:14:40,380
They're
dumb robots, right?
350
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:44,000
Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no!
351
00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:52,290
Room for one more?
352
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,250
I have so many ideas,
but I try too hard
353
00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:58,790
hoping at least one of them
will stand out.
354
00:15:00,170 --> 00:15:01,830
Just vomiting them out
at random like,
355
00:15:01,830 --> 00:15:03,420
"Blah. Solve world hunger.
356
00:15:03,420 --> 00:15:05,330
Blah. Infrared toothbrush."
357
00:15:05,330 --> 00:15:07,040
I just wanna help people,
you know?
358
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,420
-Make them better.
359
00:15:09,420 --> 00:15:11,380
Why? Even if you
try to be better,
360
00:15:11,380 --> 00:15:13,290
there always someone
better than you.
361
00:15:13,290 --> 00:15:15,250
Maybe with built-in Wi-Fi.
362
00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:16,330
You'll just be ignored.
363
00:15:16,330 --> 00:15:19,750
Best to stop trying.
364
00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:23,000
Man, is there anyone
having a worse day than us?
365
00:15:24,670 --> 00:15:26,750
Churlish child locks!
366
00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:28,540
Please remain seated.
367
00:15:28,540 --> 00:15:31,250
Take that,
you pneumatic monstrosity!
368
00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:32,750
Buckle up for safety.
369
00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:35,210
Sanctimonious seatbelts!
370
00:15:35,210 --> 00:15:37,420
Oh, we need a logic puzzle
to fry its circuits.
371
00:15:37,420 --> 00:15:40,210
-That's stupid!
372
00:15:40,210 --> 00:15:41,790
Robot, could I
invent an element
373
00:15:41,790 --> 00:15:43,670
so heavy even I
couldn't lift it?
374
00:15:43,670 --> 00:15:45,080
I definitely could.
375
00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:46,710
No, you couldn't!
376
00:15:46,710 --> 00:15:48,460
-Aah!
377
00:15:48,460 --> 00:15:50,250
Give it a rest,
geniuses!
378
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,250
Yes, you've replaced me
with a cool robot car.
379
00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:58,460
I get it.
380
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:03,920
BUDDY's gone glitchy.
381
00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:05,380
-They're in trouble!
382
00:16:06,830 --> 00:16:09,920
I may not be Mr. McD's driver
for much longer,
383
00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:12,920
but he can still count on me
to get him where he's going.
384
00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:14,540
I'll keep him busy.
You figure out a way
385
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:15,920
to get them out of that car.
386
00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:17,460
I think I got
something for that.
387
00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:19,460
You try corralling them
into a ravine, or--
388
00:16:19,460 --> 00:16:20,960
I'll probably just
crash into it.
389
00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:23,960
Isn't that really,
really unsafe?
390
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:25,290
Tried playing it safe,
391
00:16:25,290 --> 00:16:26,620
old friend-- didn't work.
392
00:16:28,460 --> 00:16:31,120
-Let's get dangerous.
-Let's get dangerous.
393
00:16:46,290 --> 00:16:47,670
♪♪
394
00:16:49,710 --> 00:16:50,710
Launchpad!
395
00:16:53,290 --> 00:16:55,500
Give me your hand!
396
00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:56,500
-Come on!
397
00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:57,620
Pick up, pick up, pick up!
398
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,500
Manny! Salvation!
399
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:04,000
I know we've had
our differences in the past,
400
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,540
but now we must put them aside
401
00:17:05,540 --> 00:17:07,170
for the greater good
of scientific endeavor.
402
00:17:07,170 --> 00:17:08,420
What say you?
403
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:13,330
It's me!
Fenton Crackshell Cabrera.
404
00:17:13,330 --> 00:17:15,420
Just put the phone
up to the floor!
405
00:17:20,170 --> 00:17:23,290
Operating passcode:
Blathering blatherskite!
406
00:17:30,330 --> 00:17:32,290
Manny, did anything happen?
407
00:17:32,290 --> 00:17:33,380
Whoa!
408
00:17:34,540 --> 00:17:36,080
Please keep your hands and arms
409
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:38,500
inside the vehicle
at all times.
410
00:17:47,460 --> 00:17:48,460
Aah!
411
00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:52,120
Dewey!
412
00:18:00,540 --> 00:18:02,920
-Gotcha!
413
00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:13,000
Wow!
414
00:18:15,210 --> 00:18:17,420
Hold on, I'll get you
out of here... somehow.
415
00:18:17,420 --> 00:18:19,080
Oh, good, another robot.
416
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:21,250
Calculating options.
417
00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:23,500
Activating shoulder blades.
418
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:26,210
I suggest you hold very,
very still.
419
00:18:28,210 --> 00:18:29,210
Oh, hey!
420
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,960
-Come on!
421
00:18:36,790 --> 00:18:38,540
Incoming threat.
422
00:18:38,540 --> 00:18:40,580
Come on, suit, do something!
423
00:18:40,580 --> 00:18:43,040
Defense mode activated.
424
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,330
Whoa, look out!
425
00:18:53,460 --> 00:18:55,000
Who the blazes are you?
426
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,460
Call me...
427
00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:58,420
Gizmoduck!
428
00:18:58,420 --> 00:19:00,750
-Gizmoduck.
429
00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:03,710
Suit, make it stop.
Make it stop!
430
00:19:05,580 --> 00:19:06,420
Suit, help!
431
00:19:06,420 --> 00:19:09,670
Activating gluteal grapple.
432
00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:11,540
Ack, miss!
Uh, something else!
433
00:19:11,540 --> 00:19:13,540
Activating pectoral parachute.
434
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:17,830
Stop, stop!
435
00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:21,580
Brakes! Brakes!
436
00:19:21,580 --> 00:19:24,290
Aah!
437
00:19:24,290 --> 00:19:25,830
Huh?
438
00:19:30,830 --> 00:19:33,120
-You were a robot
this whole time, huh?
439
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:34,460
-Neat.
-I'm not a--
440
00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:36,460
Warning, incoming threat.
441
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:38,750
Move!
442
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:54,540
-Aah!
-Aah!
443
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,880
For your safety,
please stop the vehicle
444
00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:09,500
and return
to the passenger seat.
445
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:12,710
Looks like the only way
to survive is to crash.
446
00:20:12,710 --> 00:20:14,540
Too dangerous!
Too dangerous!
447
00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:26,500
Take that,
you bucket of bolts.
448
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:27,920
Oh, I'm sorry, is that
offensive, or--
449
00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:29,420
-I'm not a--
450
00:20:34,290 --> 00:20:37,500
Activate helmet-copter.
451
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:39,750
Whoo-ooh!
452
00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:42,380
I'm alive!
This is awesome!
453
00:20:42,380 --> 00:20:45,540
Aww, looks like
somebody's first crash.
454
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:56,540
Have a good day, Mr. McD.
455
00:20:56,540 --> 00:20:57,540
Nice work today, Launchpad.
456
00:20:57,540 --> 00:20:58,670
See you tomorrow.
457
00:20:58,670 --> 00:21:00,790
You're not gonna
replace me?
458
00:21:00,790 --> 00:21:02,670
Replace you?
Don't be daft.
459
00:21:02,670 --> 00:21:04,000
Where would I ever
find a driver
460
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,750
as crazy and dangerous
as I am?
461
00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:09,670
Oh! Dewey told me about
your driver's license.
462
00:21:09,670 --> 00:21:11,670
Congratulations.
463
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:16,750
Aww, your approval is
all the driver's license I need.
464
00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:18,750
Come on.
465
00:21:18,750 --> 00:21:21,290
You should really
keep the license.
466
00:21:24,330 --> 00:21:26,540
Sir, I was
cleaning out my desk
467
00:21:26,540 --> 00:21:28,170
when suddenly
the prototype armor
468
00:21:28,170 --> 00:21:30,330
burst from the chamber like
so many split atoms, and--
469
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:32,750
Eh, save it.
You're not fired...
470
00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,580
Gizmoduck.
471
00:21:34,580 --> 00:21:36,750
Scrooge
is always complaining
472
00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:38,330
my inventions
are dangerous.
473
00:21:38,330 --> 00:21:40,580
This armor's gotta be
100% idiot proof,
474
00:21:40,580 --> 00:21:42,710
and, well, you're just
the idiot to prove it.
475
00:21:42,710 --> 00:21:44,670
Oh, thank you, sir!
You won't regret this.
476
00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:46,960
This project stays top secret
till it's out of beta.
477
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:48,330
I won't tell a soul.
478
00:21:48,330 --> 00:21:49,710
Bye, Gyro!
479
00:21:49,710 --> 00:21:50,880
Bye, Gizmoduck!
480
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:52,460
From now on.
481
00:21:52,460 --> 00:21:54,790
Gizmoduck.
482
00:21:54,790 --> 00:21:57,170
What a stupid name.
483
00:21:59,620 --> 00:22:03,210
Gizmoduck--
I must have him.
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