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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,539 --> 00:00:04,576 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:20,700 --> 00:00:23,206 Louise, your breakfast is getting cold. 3 00:00:23,339 --> 00:00:24,341 It's just cereal. 4 00:00:24,341 --> 00:00:25,444 It's supposed to be cold. 5 00:00:25,444 --> 00:00:26,612 Or have I been doing it wrong? 6 00:00:26,612 --> 00:00:28,416 I was gonna make cheesy eggs 7 00:00:28,516 --> 00:00:29,518 for everybody this morning, 8 00:00:29,518 --> 00:00:31,389 but someone ate the entire 9 00:00:31,489 --> 00:00:32,591 brand-new block of cheddar. 10 00:00:32,591 --> 00:00:33,927 It was sharp cheddar, 11 00:00:34,028 --> 00:00:36,265 which is the best-dressed of all the cheddars. 12 00:00:36,365 --> 00:00:37,901 - That's true. - (yawns) 13 00:00:37,901 --> 00:00:40,073 Morning, Louise. You seem tired. 14 00:00:40,073 --> 00:00:42,277 Why you so sleepy, honey? Did you have a bad dream 15 00:00:42,277 --> 00:00:44,615 where your father goes crazy and kills the whole family? 16 00:00:44,715 --> 00:00:46,085 - What? - No, nothing cool like that. 17 00:00:46,085 --> 00:00:48,957 It's just tomorrow is my last show-and-tell ever. 18 00:00:48,957 --> 00:00:51,095 - Ever. - Oh, right, it stops after fourth grade. 19 00:00:51,095 --> 00:00:53,266 But then in fifth grade you get social studies, 20 00:00:53,366 --> 00:00:54,902 - so that's cool. - Anyway, 21 00:00:55,002 --> 00:00:56,873 I'm kind of the rock star of show-and-tell. 22 00:00:56,873 --> 00:00:58,676 It's my thing, it's what I'm known for. 23 00:00:58,777 --> 00:01:00,547 - Everyone agrees. - That and your dainty feet. 24 00:01:00,547 --> 00:01:01,749 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 25 00:01:01,749 --> 00:01:03,419 I've always knocked it out of the park, 26 00:01:03,419 --> 00:01:04,655 and this is my last one, 27 00:01:04,655 --> 00:01:05,924 I really have to bring it. 28 00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:07,795 So I was up all night trying to figure out 29 00:01:07,795 --> 00:01:09,632 what to do for my last hurrah 30 00:01:09,632 --> 00:01:11,102 and I came up with nothing! 31 00:01:11,202 --> 00:01:13,807 Well, why don't you bring one of your fun Japanese toys? 32 00:01:13,940 --> 00:01:15,677 That octopus-looking one, maybe? 33 00:01:15,777 --> 00:01:17,047 He's got a story to tell, I bet. 34 00:01:17,047 --> 00:01:18,683 Or at least a funny thing that happened to him 35 00:01:18,817 --> 00:01:20,086 in the checkout line at the grocery store? 36 00:01:20,086 --> 00:01:22,658 Oh, Tina, Tina, Tina. You really don't get it. 37 00:01:22,791 --> 00:01:23,960 I've set a very high bar. 38 00:01:24,061 --> 00:01:25,997 My completely mechanical replacement arm 39 00:01:25,997 --> 00:01:28,803 has ten times the strength of a normal arm. 40 00:01:28,803 --> 00:01:30,740 This is a drawing of my pet monkey, Bjorn. 41 00:01:30,841 --> 00:01:32,110 Couple things about Bjorn-- 42 00:01:32,110 --> 00:01:32,945 he can do the Macarena, 43 00:01:33,046 --> 00:01:34,815 he is an ordained minister... 44 00:01:34,815 --> 00:01:36,752 This is a tooth from the shark that tried to eat me, 45 00:01:36,853 --> 00:01:38,756 and I kickboxed my way out of its mouth. 46 00:01:38,756 --> 00:01:39,792 We're actually good friends now. 47 00:01:39,792 --> 00:01:41,696 It's made with human remains 48 00:01:41,696 --> 00:01:43,066 from the crematorium next door. 49 00:01:43,166 --> 00:01:45,070 Louise, I think maybe some of your show-and-tells 50 00:01:45,170 --> 00:01:48,676 weren't exactly honest. Because they were lies. 51 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:50,547 For your last one, maybe you do something real. 52 00:01:50,547 --> 00:01:53,018 What? No. Real life is boring. 53 00:01:53,119 --> 00:01:55,624 Just look at Dad over there, reading the newspaper. 54 00:01:55,624 --> 00:01:56,993 - Boring. - Hey. 55 00:01:57,094 --> 00:01:58,930 You think people want to hear about that life? 56 00:01:58,930 --> 00:02:00,867 This actually isn't boring, Louise. 57 00:02:00,867 --> 00:02:02,003 I'm reading about that old 58 00:02:02,104 --> 00:02:03,673 artillery battery near the wharf. 59 00:02:03,773 --> 00:02:05,076 It says some cannonballs washed ashore. 60 00:02:05,076 --> 00:02:07,381 Speaking of cannonballs washing ashore, 61 00:02:07,381 --> 00:02:08,516 I got to go to the bathroom. 62 00:02:08,516 --> 00:02:09,885 Thank you for that, Gene. 63 00:02:09,885 --> 00:02:11,322 There was an artillery battery around here? 64 00:02:11,322 --> 00:02:13,626 And what kind of batteries do artilleries take? 65 00:02:13,626 --> 00:02:14,829 Double-A? It's always double-A. 66 00:02:14,829 --> 00:02:17,201 A battery is a bunch of cannons, I think. 67 00:02:17,301 --> 00:02:20,707 They used them in the War of 1812 against 68 00:02:20,707 --> 00:02:21,976 the bad guys? 69 00:02:22,077 --> 00:02:23,847 You know the spot, there's a cannon there. 70 00:02:23,947 --> 00:02:25,350 Or a statue of a cannon. 71 00:02:25,350 --> 00:02:27,654 We maybe let you play on it when you were little, 72 00:02:27,654 --> 00:02:29,625 which I assume was okay. 73 00:02:29,625 --> 00:02:31,262 Our town should get playgrounds. 74 00:02:31,262 --> 00:02:33,199 So, yeah, after that big storm last month, 75 00:02:33,299 --> 00:02:35,770 these old cannonballs washed up on the beach near the battery, 76 00:02:35,871 --> 00:02:37,241 which is pretty cool. 77 00:02:37,341 --> 00:02:37,975 Oh, that storm. 78 00:02:37,975 --> 00:02:39,645 I had to reset all the clocks. 79 00:02:39,745 --> 00:02:40,881 And I didn't check what time it was, 80 00:02:40,881 --> 00:02:42,050 so don't use the clocks 81 00:02:42,150 --> 00:02:43,620 if you need to know what time it is. 82 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:44,955 Yes, that's it! 83 00:02:45,056 --> 00:02:46,792 I'm gonna go look for a cannonball. 84 00:02:46,893 --> 00:02:48,830 That's a real thing, right, Tina? 85 00:02:48,830 --> 00:02:50,066 Uh, wait. what? 86 00:02:50,066 --> 00:02:52,137 No one is gonna go look for a cannonball. 87 00:02:52,137 --> 00:02:54,108 I don't want any of my babies getting exploded. 88 00:02:54,108 --> 00:02:57,080 Well, the cannonballs themselves don't explode, Lin. 89 00:02:57,080 --> 00:03:00,420 They're just a ball of iron. The gunpowder was in the cannon. 90 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:01,956 Unless that's their evil plan. 91 00:03:01,956 --> 00:03:05,330 To blow us up a hundred and something years after the war? 92 00:03:05,430 --> 00:03:06,766 I don't know. 93 00:03:06,866 --> 00:03:08,236 Eh, it was a false alarm. 94 00:03:08,336 --> 00:03:09,972 But still give it a few minutes in there. 95 00:03:09,972 --> 00:03:11,542 Lot of smoke but no fire. What'd I miss? 96 00:03:11,542 --> 00:03:14,548 I'm gonna look for cannonballs on the beach after breakfast. 97 00:03:14,548 --> 00:03:15,784 - Who's in? - Sounds fun, 98 00:03:15,784 --> 00:03:17,220 but I don't think I should go anywhere. 99 00:03:17,321 --> 00:03:19,191 I'd feel better if I could lose this cheddar. 100 00:03:19,191 --> 00:03:20,860 Tina, what about you? You coming? 101 00:03:20,961 --> 00:03:22,397 I mean, I'll go to the beach with you 102 00:03:22,397 --> 00:03:23,299 because that sounds nice, 103 00:03:23,466 --> 00:03:24,969 but I don't think we'll find any cannonballs. 104 00:03:25,070 --> 00:03:26,038 We may find a pleasant breeze, though. 105 00:03:26,038 --> 00:03:28,209 Aw, a sister cannonball run. 106 00:03:28,309 --> 00:03:30,313 You know, when I was a kid, we found a box of bullets 107 00:03:30,313 --> 00:03:31,882 in the woods and threw 'em at each other. 108 00:03:31,882 --> 00:03:33,052 But don't do that. And, hey, 109 00:03:33,052 --> 00:03:34,488 stay on the beach, you two. 110 00:03:34,488 --> 00:03:35,757 No going on slippery rocks 111 00:03:35,757 --> 00:03:36,859 where the waves can knock you in. 112 00:03:36,959 --> 00:03:38,363 And there's some caves near there. 113 00:03:38,363 --> 00:03:39,465 Don't go in those. 114 00:03:39,565 --> 00:03:40,900 Because of drowning. 115 00:03:40,900 --> 00:03:43,640 And if we see a volcano, should we jump in that or no? 116 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,009 No. No volcanos. 117 00:03:45,009 --> 00:03:46,912 They seem fun but they're not. 118 00:03:46,912 --> 00:03:49,952 So, Bob, you know how Kathleen likes to watch hurling? 119 00:03:50,053 --> 00:03:51,922 - Uh, no. - Well, she does. A lot. 120 00:03:51,922 --> 00:03:53,693 She likes watching people vomit? 121 00:03:53,693 --> 00:03:55,463 - Hurling is a sport, Gene. - Sports? 122 00:03:55,563 --> 00:03:56,966 Ugh, I'd rather watch people vomit. 123 00:03:57,100 --> 00:03:58,236 It's like hockey but on grass. 124 00:03:58,236 --> 00:04:00,273 And they have a ball instead of a puck 125 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:03,246 and then you can pick up the ball, I think. 126 00:04:03,246 --> 00:04:05,717 It's a little confusing. But, uh, I love it. 127 00:04:05,850 --> 00:04:07,054 Sounds like you do. 128 00:04:07,054 --> 00:04:08,756 Uh, yeah, anyway, the bar where 129 00:04:08,856 --> 00:04:10,126 she usually watches it is closing. 130 00:04:10,126 --> 00:04:11,762 The owner's moving back to Ireland, 131 00:04:11,862 --> 00:04:13,299 - to start an American bar. - Okay. 132 00:04:13,299 --> 00:04:16,739 So, I kind of invited her here to watch the game today. 133 00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:18,643 But is it even on regular TV? 134 00:04:18,743 --> 00:04:20,480 No, uh, but I have a computer 135 00:04:20,613 --> 00:04:22,050 and a little projector in my truck. 136 00:04:22,050 --> 00:04:24,355 And I can rig it all up. Doesn't that sound fun? 137 00:04:24,455 --> 00:04:25,223 I guess. 138 00:04:25,323 --> 00:04:27,260 Aw, Teddy, look at you rigging up 139 00:04:27,260 --> 00:04:29,231 sports stuff for your special friend. 140 00:04:29,231 --> 00:04:30,967 Some hurlin' and girlin'. But she's a woman. 141 00:04:31,068 --> 00:04:32,771 Yeah, well, Kathleen likes hurling, 142 00:04:32,771 --> 00:04:34,208 so I'm gonna like hurling. Because 143 00:04:34,208 --> 00:04:36,345 it's good to have, you know, shared hobbies. 144 00:04:36,345 --> 00:04:38,449 My ex-wife Denise and I had nothing in common. 145 00:04:38,449 --> 00:04:40,253 Her favorite thing was going on trips by herself 146 00:04:40,253 --> 00:04:42,791 and not telling me when or where she was going, 147 00:04:42,791 --> 00:04:44,094 and mine was just sitting at home, 148 00:04:44,094 --> 00:04:45,764 rocking back and forth a little, 149 00:04:45,897 --> 00:04:47,067 and saying, "We're still in love." 150 00:04:47,167 --> 00:04:48,770 (chuckles) Over and over. 151 00:04:48,903 --> 00:04:50,407 - Aw, Teddy. - Look at you two. 152 00:04:50,507 --> 00:04:53,379 You share some hobbies. You both like burgers and fries. 153 00:04:53,379 --> 00:04:56,085 Hurling could be me and Kathleen's "burgers and fries." 154 00:04:56,085 --> 00:04:57,921 I mean, not a hobby, but... 155 00:04:58,021 --> 00:05:00,126 - Anyway, great. We're doing it. - Yes! 156 00:05:00,126 --> 00:05:02,030 It's happening! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 157 00:05:02,130 --> 00:05:03,933 Thank you, Gene. That's very supportive. 158 00:05:03,933 --> 00:05:05,837 Uh, Teddy, I think he's talking about 159 00:05:05,837 --> 00:05:06,939 - going to the bathroom. - Oh. 160 00:05:06,939 --> 00:05:08,843 Wait. Nope, not happening. 161 00:05:08,843 --> 00:05:10,246 Dang it. What's wrong with me? 162 00:05:10,246 --> 00:05:12,884 This is where I shine. This is who I am! 163 00:05:12,884 --> 00:05:14,755 Aw, my poor blocked-up baby. 164 00:05:14,855 --> 00:05:16,125 I'm gonna beat this. They're gonna make 165 00:05:16,125 --> 00:05:17,861 an independent movie about it someday. 166 00:05:17,861 --> 00:05:20,100 LOUISE: Well, that's the cannon up there. 167 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:21,602 We're definitely looking in the right place. 168 00:05:21,602 --> 00:05:22,904 Where are the cannonballs? 169 00:05:23,004 --> 00:05:24,108 I mean, people probably found them all? 170 00:05:24,208 --> 00:05:25,310 Oh, look, there's something. 171 00:05:25,310 --> 00:05:27,914 Oh. No, just part of a dead crab. 172 00:05:27,914 --> 00:05:29,618 But it's kind of cool. 173 00:05:29,618 --> 00:05:30,720 Could work for show-and-tell? 174 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:31,956 Aah! The legs moved. 175 00:05:32,057 --> 00:05:34,161 You're gonna be fine, little guy. Heh. 176 00:05:34,161 --> 00:05:35,964 Let's keep going. He's not gonna be fine. 177 00:05:36,065 --> 00:05:37,634 Yeah, besides, I can't walk into show-and-tell 178 00:05:37,768 --> 00:05:39,371 with half a dead crab, Tina. 179 00:05:39,471 --> 00:05:41,909 I'd get laughed out of there. I'd get booed. 180 00:05:41,909 --> 00:05:43,146 Wait, people boo at show-and-tell? 181 00:05:43,146 --> 00:05:44,948 I mean, Ms. Labonz boos sometimes. 182 00:05:44,948 --> 00:05:46,118 - Harsh. - Yeah. 183 00:05:46,118 --> 00:05:48,523 - Hey, there's Gus. - Hi, Gus. 184 00:05:48,523 --> 00:05:49,558 Hello, kids. 185 00:05:49,658 --> 00:05:50,727 You haven't caught any cannonballs 186 00:05:50,827 --> 00:05:51,929 with that thing, have you? 187 00:05:51,929 --> 00:05:53,266 Nope, just trying to catch my dinner. 188 00:05:53,366 --> 00:05:54,935 Well, I hope you reel in a pizza then. 189 00:05:55,036 --> 00:05:56,338 (chuckles) Just kidding. 190 00:05:56,338 --> 00:05:58,242 I know pizzas don't live in the ocean. 191 00:05:58,242 --> 00:06:00,747 You know, there were cannons all along the bluff up there. 192 00:06:00,747 --> 00:06:01,882 They went past the point. 193 00:06:01,882 --> 00:06:03,252 If I was looking for a cannonball, 194 00:06:03,352 --> 00:06:04,955 I'd look over there in the rocks. 195 00:06:05,090 --> 00:06:06,992 Not as many people walking around over there. 196 00:06:07,094 --> 00:06:08,796 It's a little harder to get to. 197 00:06:08,796 --> 00:06:10,900 Or I'd look in the caves beyond the point 198 00:06:10,900 --> 00:06:12,471 - if it wasn't so dangerous. - Interesting. 199 00:06:12,471 --> 00:06:15,210 Another reason people don't go there is it gets pretty stinky. 200 00:06:15,210 --> 00:06:17,380 - How stinky we talking? - Pretty nasty. 201 00:06:17,481 --> 00:06:20,887 It comes from a seaweed that gets washed up called sargassum. 202 00:06:20,987 --> 00:06:22,290 Smells like rotten eggs. 203 00:06:22,290 --> 00:06:25,096 I got some in my boat in 1986 and it still smells. 204 00:06:25,096 --> 00:06:28,102 Not that my boat smelled great before that, but still. 205 00:06:28,102 --> 00:06:29,338 - Thanks, Gus. - You're welcome. 206 00:06:29,338 --> 00:06:31,175 Looks like we're going on those rocks. 207 00:06:31,175 --> 00:06:33,346 What? But Mom said no going on the rocks. 208 00:06:33,346 --> 00:06:35,083 And if we don't find anything there, 209 00:06:35,083 --> 00:06:36,652 - we're looking in the caves. - Dad said no caves! 210 00:06:36,652 --> 00:06:39,892 Tina, that was before we got all the hot tips from Gus. 211 00:06:39,992 --> 00:06:41,362 The hot Gus goss. 212 00:06:41,362 --> 00:06:42,931 It's obviously where the cannonballs are gonna be. 213 00:06:42,931 --> 00:06:45,036 And look-- the tide's going out. 214 00:06:45,136 --> 00:06:46,238 It's perfectly safe. 215 00:06:46,238 --> 00:06:48,309 Oh, also, the tide's coming in, 216 00:06:48,309 --> 00:06:50,513 so you definitely don't want to go in the caves now. 217 00:06:50,513 --> 00:06:53,152 Unless you like drowning. Most people don't. 218 00:06:53,152 --> 00:06:55,156 (muffled): So be careful looking around over there. 219 00:06:55,156 --> 00:06:56,492 - What did he say? - I don't know. 220 00:06:56,492 --> 00:06:58,629 - I think he caught a fish. - Oh. Way to go, Gus. 221 00:06:58,629 --> 00:07:01,402 - (muffled): Okay, then. - See Tina? Everything's great. 222 00:07:01,402 --> 00:07:03,739 Gus caught his dinner and I'm gonna be the winner. 223 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:06,645 - Of show-and-tell. That's the spirit. - Aah, aah, aah, aah, aah! 224 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:12,624 No cannonball there. No cannonball there. 225 00:07:12,624 --> 00:07:14,294 Whoa. Tina, you see anything? 226 00:07:14,294 --> 00:07:16,332 No, I'm kind of more focused on not falling off 227 00:07:16,432 --> 00:07:18,436 these very slippery rocks we're not supposed to be on 228 00:07:18,436 --> 00:07:20,440 and being taken away by the ocean. 229 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:23,679 Oof, now I smell the seaweed Gus was talking about. 230 00:07:23,679 --> 00:07:25,116 Oh, yeah, the sargassum. 231 00:07:25,116 --> 00:07:26,519 Are you being "sargasstic?" Ha! 232 00:07:26,519 --> 00:07:28,756 Look at the not-dangerous fun we're having. 233 00:07:28,756 --> 00:07:30,293 Uh-huh, totally. Hey, 234 00:07:30,293 --> 00:07:32,164 I know I'm the one who said you should do something real 235 00:07:32,164 --> 00:07:33,866 for show-and-tell, but there's lots of real things 236 00:07:33,966 --> 00:07:36,505 - we can find that aren't near smelly, dangerous rocks. - Tina, 237 00:07:36,505 --> 00:07:40,180 this is my final show-and-tell. This has to be spectacular. 238 00:07:40,180 --> 00:07:43,452 I want people to say, "Just being near Louise Belcher 239 00:07:43,452 --> 00:07:44,855 "gives my life meaning. 240 00:07:44,955 --> 00:07:47,961 Praise Louise Belcher. Praise Louise Belcher." 241 00:07:47,961 --> 00:07:49,631 Oh! I don't like when it does that. 242 00:07:49,731 --> 00:07:52,237 Well, maybe it doesn't like when you're so negative. 243 00:07:52,337 --> 00:07:53,706 Yup, yup. Sorry, ocean. 244 00:07:53,806 --> 00:07:57,347 LINDA: Uh, the screen seems like it might be, uh... 245 00:07:57,347 --> 00:07:59,518 BOB: Incredibly inconvenient? 246 00:07:59,518 --> 00:08:02,524 No, I was gonna say, "a fun obstacle." 247 00:08:02,524 --> 00:08:04,228 BOB: Why not just put the screen on the back wall? 248 00:08:04,328 --> 00:08:05,396 'Cause of the booths, Bob. 249 00:08:05,496 --> 00:08:07,033 If the screen's on the back wall, 250 00:08:07,133 --> 00:08:08,603 the people facing the door can't see it. 251 00:08:08,603 --> 00:08:11,175 This way everyone just has to turn their head. 252 00:08:11,175 --> 00:08:12,344 Yeah, people like watching things 253 00:08:12,344 --> 00:08:13,813 that are to the side of them. 254 00:08:13,913 --> 00:08:15,183 It's like, "Hey, you." 255 00:08:15,183 --> 00:08:16,819 - Teddy... - Bob, it's fine. 256 00:08:16,952 --> 00:08:18,089 It's just one day. 257 00:08:18,089 --> 00:08:19,224 And it's just one piece of paper. 258 00:08:19,324 --> 00:08:20,493 BOB: And also all of that. 259 00:08:20,493 --> 00:08:24,000 Right. So you had all these printed, Teddy? 260 00:08:24,101 --> 00:08:25,203 Well, I had to. You'd be surprised 261 00:08:25,203 --> 00:08:27,240 how few stores there are that sell posters 262 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:29,244 with motivational hurling phrases on them. 263 00:08:29,344 --> 00:08:31,215 What does "shorten the grip" mean? 264 00:08:31,315 --> 00:08:33,119 I'm not exactly sure. I just went online 265 00:08:33,219 --> 00:08:34,655 and looked up hurling phrases. 266 00:08:34,655 --> 00:08:35,523 Very smart. 267 00:08:35,523 --> 00:08:37,394 "Three cheers for crisp striking." 268 00:08:37,494 --> 00:08:40,033 I kind of made up the "three cheers" part of that one. 269 00:08:40,033 --> 00:08:41,168 It's good. 270 00:08:41,268 --> 00:08:42,571 Kathleen is gonna love it. 271 00:08:42,571 --> 00:08:44,441 Well, hopefully the other guys will like it, too. 272 00:08:44,541 --> 00:08:46,178 - Other guys? - Yeah, I found a local 273 00:08:46,278 --> 00:08:47,714 hurling enthusiast club online. 274 00:08:47,814 --> 00:08:49,451 - I invited them all. - Y-You did? 275 00:08:49,451 --> 00:08:52,090 Yeah, you can't watch an exciting live sporting event 276 00:08:52,090 --> 00:08:53,392 in a quiet restaurant. 277 00:08:53,392 --> 00:08:55,096 - Not that quiet. - Pretty quiet. 278 00:08:55,096 --> 00:08:56,332 Yeah, you can hear Bob breathing. 279 00:08:56,332 --> 00:08:58,001 - Really? You can? - Yeah, it's nice. 280 00:08:58,102 --> 00:08:59,304 - It's loud. - I can tell you're alive 281 00:08:59,304 --> 00:09:00,540 when you're back in the kitchen. 282 00:09:00,673 --> 00:09:02,244 - I don't have to check on you. - BOB: Mm. 283 00:09:02,344 --> 00:09:04,248 Well, sounds like we may have a busy day. 284 00:09:04,248 --> 00:09:06,619 - That's good. - Yeah, I guess it is. 285 00:09:06,619 --> 00:09:08,422 - The online group is just three people. - BOB: Oh. 286 00:09:08,556 --> 00:09:10,893 Should we put this up here or should we put it outside? 287 00:09:10,994 --> 00:09:12,030 What's a good spot? 288 00:09:12,130 --> 00:09:14,668 ♪ Oh, my old Irish Rose. ♪ 289 00:09:14,668 --> 00:09:17,006 It's not a real song, Bobby. I made it up. 290 00:09:17,006 --> 00:09:18,276 You thought it was a real song. 291 00:09:18,376 --> 00:09:19,578 It's not, it just sounds like one. 292 00:09:19,678 --> 00:09:23,786 Okay. Cool cave. But it doesn't smell great. 293 00:09:23,786 --> 00:09:25,022 Huh, let's look. 294 00:09:25,123 --> 00:09:26,292 Nope, don't see any cannonballs in there. 295 00:09:26,292 --> 00:09:27,894 Oh, well, we tried. Guess we go back, 296 00:09:27,894 --> 00:09:29,064 see if that interesting 297 00:09:29,164 --> 00:09:29,998 half-crab is still hanging around? 298 00:09:30,099 --> 00:09:30,900 Tina, I'm going in. 299 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,270 But Dad said no. 300 00:09:32,270 --> 00:09:33,806 And you know what's fun? Listening to your parents 301 00:09:33,806 --> 00:09:35,176 and remaining alive. 302 00:09:35,276 --> 00:09:37,480 It's fine, I can just go in there by myself. 303 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:40,420 No need for you to feel guilty or responsible for my fate. 304 00:09:40,420 --> 00:09:42,357 Just because you're my big sister and my protector 305 00:09:42,357 --> 00:09:44,294 and finding something real and true was all your idea. 306 00:09:44,394 --> 00:09:46,532 But are we sure the tide is going out? 307 00:09:46,632 --> 00:09:48,602 Looks like it might be coming in? 308 00:09:48,602 --> 00:09:51,442 Tina, I've lived by the sea for over nine years now. 309 00:09:51,575 --> 00:09:54,348 I think I know a thing or two about the tides, m'kay? 310 00:09:54,348 --> 00:09:55,483 Uh... 311 00:09:55,483 --> 00:09:57,320 Oh, uh-oh, look-- oh, I'm in. 312 00:09:57,420 --> 00:09:59,057 Ah, see how easy it is to go in? 313 00:09:59,157 --> 00:10:01,895 - Look how "in" I am. - Ugh. Fine. 314 00:10:02,831 --> 00:10:04,234 Whoa. (gags) 315 00:10:04,334 --> 00:10:06,672 Right? The smell is another thing 316 00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:08,309 that keeps away the looky-loos. 317 00:10:08,309 --> 00:10:09,711 But not us, because we've been training 318 00:10:09,711 --> 00:10:11,615 our whole lives for this by living with Gene. 319 00:10:11,715 --> 00:10:15,723 Now, come on. Let's go find mama a cannonball! 320 00:10:15,723 --> 00:10:16,592 You guys good? 321 00:10:16,692 --> 00:10:18,329 (Irish accent): We're good. Cheers. 322 00:10:18,329 --> 00:10:20,233 Isn't this place great? Good banners, huh? 323 00:10:20,333 --> 00:10:21,568 Such good phrases. 324 00:10:21,568 --> 00:10:24,241 So, uh... who are you guys rooting for today? 325 00:10:24,341 --> 00:10:25,476 Waterford or Tipperary? 326 00:10:25,576 --> 00:10:27,213 Can't you tell by what we're wearing? 327 00:10:27,313 --> 00:10:29,351 It's obviously Waterfor... 328 00:10:29,451 --> 00:10:31,355 - Tipperary. - Of course. (laughs) 329 00:10:31,455 --> 00:10:33,426 'Cause those are the colors that Tipperary wears. 330 00:10:33,526 --> 00:10:34,861 This guy didn't know that, 331 00:10:34,961 --> 00:10:35,997 - but I do. - What? 332 00:10:35,997 --> 00:10:37,167 What can I get you hurly-burlies? 333 00:10:37,167 --> 00:10:38,936 Burger of the day for me, please. 334 00:10:38,936 --> 00:10:39,938 - Same. - Me as well. 335 00:10:40,039 --> 00:10:41,241 And three beers, thanks. 336 00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:42,510 I'll put that order in for you gentlemen, 337 00:10:42,510 --> 00:10:44,013 and now, if you'll excuse me, 338 00:10:44,013 --> 00:10:45,750 I'm gonna go see if can tickle the ivory. 339 00:10:45,850 --> 00:10:47,887 I'm assuming that's what toilets are made of. 340 00:10:47,887 --> 00:10:48,956 - Wish me luck. - Gene. 341 00:10:48,956 --> 00:10:49,958 Go get 'em, honey. 342 00:10:49,958 --> 00:10:52,163 Okay, not loving this. 343 00:10:52,263 --> 00:10:53,933 Not loving this at all. 344 00:10:54,034 --> 00:10:56,538 Everything in my body is telling me we should leave. 345 00:10:56,638 --> 00:10:58,275 Mostly my nose, because of the smell. 346 00:10:58,376 --> 00:11:00,980 Oh, and yup, that's more water. 347 00:11:00,980 --> 00:11:02,350 Huh. That's more water! 348 00:11:02,350 --> 00:11:03,853 - Louise! - Yeah? 349 00:11:03,986 --> 00:11:04,955 Cool update. 350 00:11:04,955 --> 00:11:06,091 The tide is coming in. 351 00:11:06,091 --> 00:11:08,162 Well, that's odd. And kind of rude. 352 00:11:08,162 --> 00:11:09,898 But even if it is just now coming in, 353 00:11:09,998 --> 00:11:11,235 we have plenty of time. 354 00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:12,637 Come help me look over here. 355 00:11:12,637 --> 00:11:15,343 If I was a cannonball, I'd love this area. 356 00:11:15,343 --> 00:11:16,612 Whoa. But watch your step. 357 00:11:16,612 --> 00:11:18,449 There's a crevice. Not in a bad way. 358 00:11:18,549 --> 00:11:20,887 It's the good kind of crevice. (grunts) 359 00:11:23,192 --> 00:11:24,795 Okay, that's a little bit alarming. 360 00:11:24,795 --> 00:11:28,702 I can see now that it doesn't seem totally safe to be in here. 361 00:11:28,702 --> 00:11:29,704 So, can we go? 362 00:11:29,704 --> 00:11:31,141 Did I hear you say five more minutes? 363 00:11:31,241 --> 00:11:31,975 That seems fair. 364 00:11:32,077 --> 00:11:33,979 - Louise! - Ugh, okay. 365 00:11:34,081 --> 00:11:35,216 Crap. It should not 366 00:11:35,216 --> 00:11:36,819 be this hard to find a cannonball 367 00:11:36,819 --> 00:11:38,189 from the War of 1812. 368 00:11:38,189 --> 00:11:40,259 I want to write an angry letter to somebody. 369 00:11:40,359 --> 00:11:42,397 Ken Burns, maybe? Damn it. 370 00:11:42,497 --> 00:11:43,766 Yeah, damn, damn, damn. 371 00:11:43,866 --> 00:11:45,803 And also if we could just pick up the pace a bit. 372 00:11:45,937 --> 00:11:47,073 - Tina. - What is it? 373 00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:48,576 Something that we can walk and talk about? 374 00:11:48,676 --> 00:11:50,413 Cannonball! 375 00:11:50,413 --> 00:11:52,317 Wait, seriously? I can't believe it. 376 00:11:52,317 --> 00:11:53,919 Yeah, sneaky little cannonball. 377 00:11:53,919 --> 00:11:55,723 Thought you could hide from me. 378 00:11:55,723 --> 00:11:58,529 Oh, it's stuck. Here, help me dig around it. 379 00:11:58,629 --> 00:12:00,266 - Louise! - Yeah, yeah, yeah, the tide. 380 00:12:00,366 --> 00:12:01,969 I know. That's all you talk about now. 381 00:12:01,969 --> 00:12:03,339 Keep digging! (grunting) 382 00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:04,941 I don't want to die, I don't want to die. 383 00:12:05,042 --> 00:12:05,943 Saying that is super helpful. 384 00:12:05,943 --> 00:12:07,580 - Is it? - No. 385 00:12:10,853 --> 00:12:12,423 I did it! I found it! I'm the amazing girl 386 00:12:12,423 --> 00:12:14,327 who found a cannonball in a stinky cave. 387 00:12:14,327 --> 00:12:15,830 Congratulations, Louise. But you know 388 00:12:15,830 --> 00:12:18,369 what's a little more important right now than that cannonball-- 389 00:12:18,469 --> 00:12:21,074 - air, and breathing it. - Agree to disagree. 390 00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:22,310 We have to go. 391 00:12:22,310 --> 00:12:24,247 Uh-uh, no way am I leaving this thing. 392 00:12:24,347 --> 00:12:25,450 She's my baby now. 393 00:12:25,550 --> 00:12:27,253 Which makes you her aunt. Keep digging. 394 00:12:27,253 --> 00:12:28,889 Louise, it's wedged between the rocks. 395 00:12:28,889 --> 00:12:30,760 - Digging's not gonna help. - Is that what they said 396 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:32,764 when those raiders discovered the lost Ark? 397 00:12:32,864 --> 00:12:34,301 - No. So dig. - (groans) 398 00:12:34,301 --> 00:12:36,505 Dig till our faces melt off! 399 00:12:36,638 --> 00:12:38,209 BOB: This is really not ideal. 400 00:12:38,209 --> 00:12:40,346 I like turning my head like this. 401 00:12:40,346 --> 00:12:41,615 I'm stretching out my neck. 402 00:12:41,615 --> 00:12:43,017 Also, it's kind of like you're in prison 403 00:12:43,017 --> 00:12:44,054 and I've come to visit you. 404 00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:45,857 - BOB: Mm. - Hey, Kathleen. 405 00:12:45,957 --> 00:12:47,327 - Hiya. - Kathleen, you made it. 406 00:12:47,427 --> 00:12:49,464 Wow! Look at all this. 407 00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:52,270 It's fun, right? Welcome to the Hurling Zone. 408 00:12:52,370 --> 00:12:54,141 (laughs) Eh... 409 00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:55,510 - Do you like the banners? - Yeah. 410 00:12:55,510 --> 00:12:57,012 - I don't think it's too many. - No. 411 00:12:57,012 --> 00:12:58,716 I-I think it's the right amount of banners. And those 412 00:12:58,716 --> 00:13:00,820 are some fellow hurling heads. (chuckles) 413 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:02,957 Ooh, I think some of them are from Ireland. 414 00:13:03,092 --> 00:13:04,227 Do you know them? 415 00:13:04,227 --> 00:13:05,196 It's a pretty big country, Teddy. 416 00:13:05,196 --> 00:13:06,365 Oh, wait, that's my dad. 417 00:13:06,365 --> 00:13:07,634 - What? - I'm kidding. 418 00:13:07,634 --> 00:13:09,237 - Right, right. - Could be a cousin though. 419 00:13:09,237 --> 00:13:11,241 So, you folks watch hurling, then? 420 00:13:11,241 --> 00:13:12,677 - They do now. - Yeah, we do. 421 00:13:12,677 --> 00:13:14,781 - Sports. - We're-we're trying it out today 422 00:13:14,781 --> 00:13:17,153 and seeing how it goes. I don't love the screen 423 00:13:17,153 --> 00:13:18,389 being where it is 424 00:13:18,489 --> 00:13:20,626 and I-I miss the way things were before. 425 00:13:20,626 --> 00:13:22,630 - Oh. - But, yeah, everything's fine. 426 00:13:22,630 --> 00:13:25,169 I miss the way things were before, too. 427 00:13:25,169 --> 00:13:26,238 When I could poop. 428 00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:27,607 - What? - Don't look at me! 429 00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:28,909 - He's constipated. - GENE: Just in my butt. 430 00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:31,682 - Uh, have a seat, Kathleen. - Okay. Thank you. 431 00:13:31,782 --> 00:13:33,752 - Can you see okay? - Yeah, sure. 432 00:13:33,853 --> 00:13:34,754 Is there any sound? 433 00:13:34,754 --> 00:13:36,391 It's coming out of the projector. 434 00:13:36,391 --> 00:13:37,560 If you're really quiet, you can hear it. 435 00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:39,197 Shh, shh, shh. Do you hear it? 436 00:13:39,297 --> 00:13:40,199 Oh, yeah, there it is. 437 00:13:40,299 --> 00:13:41,301 Oh, it's starting. 438 00:13:41,301 --> 00:13:42,303 Look at those guys. 439 00:13:42,303 --> 00:13:43,672 Look at them hurl. 440 00:13:43,772 --> 00:13:45,643 Okay, I'm gonna pull. Move over. 441 00:13:45,643 --> 00:13:47,513 TINA: Quickly. They're gonna be pulling us out of here 442 00:13:47,513 --> 00:13:49,584 - once we drown. - Don't be so dramatic 443 00:13:49,684 --> 00:13:52,724 just because it might happen. Hey, maybe we can pry it out. 444 00:13:52,824 --> 00:13:54,394 People pry stuff out of things, right? 445 00:13:54,394 --> 00:13:56,064 And another wave. 446 00:13:56,164 --> 00:13:57,901 We've got this, Tina. All that's left 447 00:13:57,901 --> 00:14:00,606 is to pop this sucker out and skip to freedom. 448 00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:02,577 - I'm not very good at skipping. - Aah! 449 00:14:02,577 --> 00:14:05,249 Just let go, cannonball. Come to me. 450 00:14:05,249 --> 00:14:07,353 I can take you away from all of this. 451 00:14:07,453 --> 00:14:09,257 Wow, look at them 452 00:14:09,257 --> 00:14:10,693 do what they're doing. 453 00:14:10,693 --> 00:14:12,697 I mean, I knew I was gonna see some hurling, 454 00:14:12,697 --> 00:14:14,634 but I didn't know I was gonna see hurling. 455 00:14:14,634 --> 00:14:17,340 Uh, yeah. Excuse me, I have to go 456 00:14:17,340 --> 00:14:18,609 to the restroom. I've been holding it in 457 00:14:18,709 --> 00:14:19,711 since, uh, I got here. (short chuckle) 458 00:14:19,711 --> 00:14:21,315 GENE: Have fun in there. 459 00:14:21,315 --> 00:14:23,352 - Must be nice. - It's just a wee. 460 00:14:23,452 --> 00:14:25,156 GENE: That's how they all start. 461 00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:26,158 - TEDDY: Guys. - What? 462 00:14:26,158 --> 00:14:27,226 I'm so nervous. 463 00:14:27,327 --> 00:14:28,562 I-I don't get this game at all. 464 00:14:28,562 --> 00:14:29,998 Does it seem like I know what I'm talking about? 465 00:14:30,099 --> 00:14:32,570 - Oh, yeah. - Really? Good, 'cause I'm freaking out. 466 00:14:32,570 --> 00:14:35,409 Why? It's going good. Right, Bob? 467 00:14:35,409 --> 00:14:36,678 Oh, oh, yeah. 468 00:14:36,678 --> 00:14:38,014 Um, from what I can see from under here, 469 00:14:38,014 --> 00:14:41,355 you're-you're not acting too strangely at all. 470 00:14:41,455 --> 00:14:43,826 Uh, no. What? We don't want more fries. 471 00:14:43,826 --> 00:14:46,064 Always upselling the fries, these two. 472 00:14:46,064 --> 00:14:48,502 - Oh, I'll take more fries. - Great. More fries, please. 473 00:14:48,602 --> 00:14:49,971 That's what I was trying to tell you, Bob. 474 00:14:49,971 --> 00:14:52,277 - You got to learn to listen. - BOB: Mm-hmm. 475 00:14:52,277 --> 00:14:53,479 (Tina and Louise grunting) 476 00:14:53,479 --> 00:14:55,249 Pull harder! 477 00:14:55,383 --> 00:14:56,852 (both grunting) 478 00:14:56,852 --> 00:14:59,190 Oh! Oh, oh, my butt. 479 00:14:59,291 --> 00:15:01,261 (gasps) Tina, look. We did it! 480 00:15:01,261 --> 00:15:04,167 Yeah, great. Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go. 481 00:15:04,167 --> 00:15:05,303 Ow. Butt. 482 00:15:05,303 --> 00:15:06,371 Ow. So heavy. 483 00:15:06,471 --> 00:15:08,742 Ow. Butt. Okay, dropping it. 484 00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:11,481 - Okay, picking it up again. Ow, ow, - Faster. 485 00:15:11,481 --> 00:15:13,118 - ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. - Faster, faster. 486 00:15:13,218 --> 00:15:14,521 Oh, my butt. Oh, my butt. 487 00:15:14,621 --> 00:15:17,493 Okay, this crevice is probably easier to jump over 488 00:15:17,593 --> 00:15:19,564 when you're not carrying a heavy cannonball. 489 00:15:19,664 --> 00:15:21,368 I'm assuming. Stand back. 490 00:15:21,368 --> 00:15:22,804 I'm gonna shot-put this baby over. 491 00:15:22,804 --> 00:15:24,874 Wait, is that a good idea? Oh, you're doing it. 492 00:15:24,975 --> 00:15:26,278 - Aah! - Aah! 493 00:15:26,378 --> 00:15:27,347 No! My angel! 494 00:15:27,347 --> 00:15:28,916 Aah! I can't reach it. 495 00:15:29,016 --> 00:15:30,853 I can't even see it. Where did it go? 496 00:15:30,853 --> 00:15:32,790 I'm pretty sure it went down there. 497 00:15:32,790 --> 00:15:34,627 Is that not what you wanted to hear? 498 00:15:34,627 --> 00:15:36,431 - Aah! - Guess not. 499 00:15:39,971 --> 00:15:43,445 - Louise, we have to go. - No. I can swim down and get it. 500 00:15:43,445 --> 00:15:46,218 It's fine, I'm already covered in stink water. 501 00:15:46,218 --> 00:15:48,188 Do you have any scuba gear? No? 502 00:15:48,288 --> 00:15:50,726 That crevice is so deep we can't even see the bottom. 503 00:15:50,726 --> 00:15:53,065 The cannonball is gone. We have to go. 504 00:15:53,065 --> 00:15:54,134 - But... - Now! 505 00:15:54,134 --> 00:15:56,605 (groans) Okay, fine. 506 00:15:56,605 --> 00:15:59,411 Let's go. Goodbye, stupid cannonball. 507 00:15:59,511 --> 00:16:01,048 You could have had a beautiful life. 508 00:16:01,148 --> 00:16:03,719 You could have been part of show-and-tell history. 509 00:16:03,819 --> 00:16:06,992 Not just dumb old War of 1812 history. 510 00:16:06,992 --> 00:16:09,564 - Up here. - (grunts) 511 00:16:11,501 --> 00:16:13,972 Okay, that was probably the last wave. 512 00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:15,743 Should we head back in? 513 00:16:16,511 --> 00:16:18,182 Yeah, never mind. 514 00:16:18,182 --> 00:16:21,154 Mmm. Oh, wow. (laughs) 515 00:16:21,288 --> 00:16:22,790 It's like I'm nervous. 516 00:16:22,790 --> 00:16:24,094 Do you eat more when you're nervous? 517 00:16:24,194 --> 00:16:26,064 I mean, I'm not. I don't. I mean, I don't. 518 00:16:26,064 --> 00:16:27,433 - Yeah, no. - Uh, Linda. 519 00:16:27,433 --> 00:16:29,871 - Can we get more fries, please? - Uh, sure. 520 00:16:29,971 --> 00:16:31,808 This is so much better than hockey. 521 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:34,314 I-I can't even believe I liked that garbage. 522 00:16:34,314 --> 00:16:35,950 And watched every game I could 523 00:16:35,950 --> 00:16:37,820 and I'm involved in a bunch of fantasy hockey leagues. 524 00:16:37,820 --> 00:16:39,824 - Remind me to quit those. - (chuckles): Okay. 525 00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:41,428 How we doing on those fries, Bob? 526 00:16:41,428 --> 00:16:42,430 Coming up, Teddy. 527 00:16:42,530 --> 00:16:44,701 You literally just ordered them. 528 00:16:44,701 --> 00:16:46,471 - Uh-oh. Oh, no. - Oh, boy. 529 00:16:46,471 --> 00:16:48,475 - Oh... - I think we're gonna head out. 530 00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:49,577 - Thanks. - Wait. 531 00:16:49,677 --> 00:16:50,813 Where are you guys going? 532 00:16:50,813 --> 00:16:53,052 It's just a bit hard to hear. And see. 533 00:16:53,052 --> 00:16:55,189 so we might watch the rest at Julian's house. 534 00:16:55,289 --> 00:16:56,992 Uh, no, no, no. Don't leave. 535 00:16:57,093 --> 00:16:59,130 This is the Hurling Zone. We're having fun. 536 00:16:59,130 --> 00:17:00,466 Hey, can you believe, uh, 537 00:17:00,566 --> 00:17:02,236 how much those guys shortened the grip? 538 00:17:02,336 --> 00:17:04,407 You said that a few times today. 539 00:17:04,407 --> 00:17:06,478 I'm not sure you know what it means. 540 00:17:06,578 --> 00:17:07,580 But, thanks. Bye. 541 00:17:07,580 --> 00:17:09,751 The grip. They shortened it. 542 00:17:09,851 --> 00:17:11,488 Damn it. No, wait. Don't you leave, too. 543 00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:13,058 I'll get better at hurling watching. 544 00:17:13,158 --> 00:17:14,561 I'll learn to love it and then we can 545 00:17:14,561 --> 00:17:16,198 have the same hobbies and it'll be great. 546 00:17:16,198 --> 00:17:18,569 I was just getting up to get more napkins, Teddy. 547 00:17:18,669 --> 00:17:20,139 Oh. Oh, good. (chuckles) 548 00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:23,078 Ah! Oh. Something's changed. Opportunity's knocking. 549 00:17:23,178 --> 00:17:24,214 Time to take my shot. 550 00:17:24,214 --> 00:17:25,483 - BOB: Ow. - Sorry. 551 00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:27,018 Excuse me. This is bigger than all of us! 552 00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:29,491 Teddy, it seems like maybe you're trying 553 00:17:29,624 --> 00:17:32,096 way too hard for us to like the same thing? 554 00:17:32,096 --> 00:17:32,930 Damn it. Greasy fingers. 555 00:17:32,930 --> 00:17:35,001 But isn't that what people who 556 00:17:35,001 --> 00:17:37,206 may or may not want to spend more time 557 00:17:37,206 --> 00:17:38,709 with another person do? 558 00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:40,513 Because, I mean, in the past, 559 00:17:40,613 --> 00:17:42,884 I've spent time with people where we had 560 00:17:42,884 --> 00:17:45,523 none of the same interests and it didn't end great, 561 00:17:45,623 --> 00:17:46,625 'cause we got divorced. 562 00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:47,760 Teddy, I think it's fine 563 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:49,097 we have different interests. 564 00:17:49,197 --> 00:17:51,101 I like learning what different stuff you like. 565 00:17:51,101 --> 00:17:53,172 And I already know about what stuff I like. 566 00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:55,276 I don't even like some of the stuff I like. 567 00:17:55,376 --> 00:17:56,611 - BOB: Come on. - So, it's okay 568 00:17:56,711 --> 00:17:59,016 that I-I don't like hurling very much? At all. 569 00:17:59,016 --> 00:18:01,121 And I can't seem to follow it for some reason 570 00:18:01,221 --> 00:18:02,089 and it makes me angry? 571 00:18:02,089 --> 00:18:03,992 Of course it is. You're not Irish. 572 00:18:03,992 --> 00:18:06,798 We legally have to like it. Linda, tell him. 573 00:18:06,798 --> 00:18:08,936 Do you and Bob like all the same things? 574 00:18:09,037 --> 00:18:10,873 Oh, God, no. I like cool stuff 575 00:18:10,873 --> 00:18:12,210 and Bob likes working on that little 576 00:18:12,310 --> 00:18:14,681 model airplane for, like, the last ten years. 577 00:18:14,781 --> 00:18:16,184 It hasn't been ten years. 578 00:18:16,184 --> 00:18:18,020 Wait, it might be longer. 579 00:18:18,020 --> 00:18:19,591 - Crap. - See? 580 00:18:19,691 --> 00:18:21,228 You big, stupid dummy. 581 00:18:21,328 --> 00:18:22,997 So I get to keep all my hockey embroidery art 582 00:18:22,997 --> 00:18:24,400 - from Etsy? - KATHLEEN: Hell no. 583 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,771 - Okay. - Teddy, of course you can. 584 00:18:26,771 --> 00:18:29,210 - Oh, thank God. - Mom! Dad! 585 00:18:29,310 --> 00:18:30,946 The eagle has landed! 586 00:18:31,081 --> 00:18:32,917 I'm myself again. I'm better than myself. 587 00:18:33,051 --> 00:18:34,921 I feel like I can do a cartwheel. 588 00:18:34,921 --> 00:18:35,789 (grunts) 589 00:18:35,890 --> 00:18:37,293 Nope, still can't do that. 590 00:18:37,293 --> 00:18:39,097 We're very happy for you, Gene. 591 00:18:39,197 --> 00:18:40,766 You put in the effort and you did it. 592 00:18:40,866 --> 00:18:43,004 You know, we don't have to watch the second half, Teddy. 593 00:18:43,105 --> 00:18:44,807 It's-it's... it's just a beautiful game, 594 00:18:44,807 --> 00:18:47,413 - and kind of a metaphor for life. - No, I want to. 595 00:18:47,513 --> 00:18:48,916 Now that I'm not pretending to like it, 596 00:18:48,916 --> 00:18:50,486 - I-I might actually like it. - Oh, my God. 597 00:18:50,486 --> 00:18:52,156 You like it because it doesn't make any sense, is that right? 598 00:18:52,156 --> 00:18:53,926 I will stick this fork in you, Teddy. 599 00:18:53,926 --> 00:18:56,097 All right, all right. Teach me something. 600 00:18:56,198 --> 00:18:58,101 Okay, the ball is called a sliotar. 601 00:18:58,202 --> 00:18:59,938 - TEDDY: Sleeter? - KATHLEEN: (chuckles) Sliotar. 602 00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:01,808 - Shleeter. - That's it. Kind of. 603 00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:03,445 TEDDY: I never was good at languages. 604 00:19:03,445 --> 00:19:05,316 LOUISE: Ugh. What a frickin' bust. 605 00:19:05,316 --> 00:19:08,822 No cannonball, my butt hurts, I smell like a butt. 606 00:19:08,922 --> 00:19:10,726 (sniffs) I think I might not smell. 607 00:19:10,826 --> 00:19:13,131 But it's hard to tell 'cause I'm walking next to you. 608 00:19:13,232 --> 00:19:14,601 What the hell am I gonna do for tomorrow? 609 00:19:14,701 --> 00:19:16,905 Hey, what if we made our own cannonball? 610 00:19:17,005 --> 00:19:18,275 No one knows what they really look like. 611 00:19:18,275 --> 00:19:20,479 We could paint a Skee-Ball from Wonder Wharf. 612 00:19:20,479 --> 00:19:21,715 They'll never know the difference. 613 00:19:21,815 --> 00:19:23,218 I could put some fake blood on it. 614 00:19:23,218 --> 00:19:25,222 Not sure if a cannonball would have blood on it, 615 00:19:25,322 --> 00:19:26,391 just thinking out loud. 616 00:19:26,391 --> 00:19:27,827 You know, Louise, you could 617 00:19:27,827 --> 00:19:28,962 tell what really happened. 618 00:19:28,962 --> 00:19:31,668 Oh, what, Tina-- that I failed? 619 00:19:31,668 --> 00:19:33,004 That I lost the cannonball, 620 00:19:33,004 --> 00:19:35,543 I got stinky sarguss-whatever on me, 621 00:19:35,643 --> 00:19:36,444 I bruised my butt? 622 00:19:36,545 --> 00:19:38,282 Everyone's always talking about how cool 623 00:19:38,415 --> 00:19:41,555 butt bruises are, right? No, I'm not doing that. 624 00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:43,425 Real life Louise is too disappointing. 625 00:19:43,425 --> 00:19:46,097 Louise, I know you think you've got to impress everybody, 626 00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:48,201 but I bet the kids in your class would like to hear about 627 00:19:48,302 --> 00:19:50,472 the stuff that's maybe a little embarrassing. 628 00:19:50,472 --> 00:19:53,111 Sometimes those stories are even better than the stories 629 00:19:53,111 --> 00:19:55,416 where everything goes right. 'Cause they're real. 630 00:19:55,516 --> 00:19:57,553 And because that kind of stuff happens to everybody. 631 00:19:57,553 --> 00:20:00,726 I mean, there's probably not always a cannonball involved, 632 00:20:00,726 --> 00:20:02,063 but sometimes, I'm assuming? 633 00:20:02,163 --> 00:20:03,899 And I hope you won't take it too personally 634 00:20:03,899 --> 00:20:05,936 if I walk a few feet away from you. 635 00:20:06,037 --> 00:20:07,707 'Cause I mean, it is personal, um, 636 00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,043 from a hygienic standpoint, 637 00:20:09,143 --> 00:20:11,348 but, you know. You know what I mean. 638 00:20:13,685 --> 00:20:15,723 So, yeah, I tried, 639 00:20:15,723 --> 00:20:17,693 but I didn't get the cannonball, 640 00:20:17,793 --> 00:20:19,063 and... the end. 641 00:20:19,163 --> 00:20:21,268 Of show-and-tell, for me, forever. 642 00:20:21,368 --> 00:20:23,872 Uh... so... 643 00:20:23,872 --> 00:20:25,209 What's that smell? 644 00:20:25,342 --> 00:20:27,780 It's called sargassum. It's a stinky seaweed 645 00:20:27,780 --> 00:20:29,917 that I'm thinking of selling to the government 646 00:20:29,917 --> 00:20:32,490 - as a biological weapon. - (chuckling) 647 00:20:32,490 --> 00:20:35,296 The cool part is you can wash your hair five times, 648 00:20:35,396 --> 00:20:36,398 and it doesn't come out. 649 00:20:36,398 --> 00:20:38,435 But luckily, I love the smell of fish farts, 650 00:20:38,535 --> 00:20:40,172 - so that works for me. - (laughing) 651 00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:42,143 Oh, and by the way, I also fell 652 00:20:42,143 --> 00:20:44,314 and hit my butt on a rock. I have a bruise 653 00:20:44,414 --> 00:20:47,787 that looks sort of like this. Like Australia. 654 00:20:47,887 --> 00:20:51,394 - Or "Ass-tralia?" - Louise, don't say Ass-tralia. 655 00:20:51,494 --> 00:20:52,830 And no butt drawings. 656 00:20:52,930 --> 00:20:54,834 Hey, no bruise shaming, Labonz. 657 00:20:54,834 --> 00:20:56,237 Does anybody else have a question? 658 00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:59,143 ♪ One hand tackle and a two hand catch ♪ 659 00:20:59,143 --> 00:21:01,514 - ♪ Now we've got shemozzle ♪ - ♪ Got the... thing ♪ 660 00:21:01,514 --> 00:21:03,618 - ♪ And we're leading the match, come on ♪ - ♪ Uh... ♪ 661 00:21:03,618 --> 00:21:06,524 ♪ Sitting on the town end, no place I'd rather be ♪ 662 00:21:06,624 --> 00:21:10,299 ♪ If it's our fate to lose then let's blame the referee ♪ 663 00:21:10,299 --> 00:21:12,370 ♪ You think your team can take us? ♪ 664 00:21:12,370 --> 00:21:14,374 - ♪ Just look at the score ♪ - ♪ Dah-bah, dah-dah, score ♪ 665 00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:17,847 ♪ 'Cause we've been winning since 1884 ♪ 666 00:21:17,947 --> 00:21:21,655 ♪ Yeah, we've been winning since 1884 ♪ 667 00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,592 ♪ So, raise a glass to the tip-top ♪ 668 00:21:23,692 --> 00:21:25,195 ♪ We'll never be knocked off ♪ 669 00:21:25,195 --> 00:21:27,733 ♪ And if you root for someone else ♪ 670 00:21:27,833 --> 00:21:29,303 KATHLEEN: ♪ Well, then you can just... ♪ 671 00:21:29,303 --> 00:21:30,406 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 672 00:21:30,406 --> 00:21:31,841 and TOYOTA. 673 00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:36,441 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 51041

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