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Last time

Talking about me again, Heddwyn.

Talk of the devil.

Well, we've gone up in the world.

Or have we gone down?

I can't quite work out which one.

You know that Physicians of Myddfai book you gave me?

It's Mam's version of their book.

When am I going to see your work?

- When am I going to see your work? - I'm working on something new.

It's not quite ready and I don't want to jinx it.

I enjoy it - I enjoy seeing him watch you.

I like the impact you have on people.

Had you not pulled Dan into this we'd all be free.

You can't blame me for what happened.

That's why I gave Fioled the Rembrandt - to keep Dan safe.

They know and they're coming after us.

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Isn't it a bit small for you?

You get one hour - and I'm taking you back.

I just want to see the place.

Try not to speak to anyone.

What if they speak to me? Do I just stand there like a statue?

They may think you're part of the exhibition.

No Rembrandts here, are there?

Mam, please.

Why haven't you told Caleb about the investigation?

He doesn't need to know.

He got us into this...

..or have you forgotten that?

Oh, no, Mam.

Dad got us into this...

..and now I have to get us out of it.

THANK YOU

We have a visitor.

Mam has come to stay with me for a couple of days.

She's come for a nose.

- She's come for a nose. - That's fine.

Does Mam have a name?

Mam...

..I'd like you to meet someone.

Heddwyn, this is Elinor. Elinor, Heddwyn.

Nice to meet you, Elinor.

I'm not meant to speak to anybody.

Mam!

Very sensible.

There are some strange people in the world of conservation.

Aren't there just?

Heddwyn is the curator.

Oh, I see.

And now this one has turned up, full of big ideas...

..and telling you what to do.

HE LAUGHS

We're on the same page.

Shall I give you a tour?

I can do that, Heddwyn.

Heddwyn must be more knowledgeable than you about this old place.

Have you been here long?

Since the 12th century.

You look very good for your age.

Follow me.

Did you know that this was where William Salesbury...

..drafted the first Welsh translation of the New Testament?

Really?

It's nice to be somewhere with a little bit of history...

..not like that ugly lump of a building in Cardiff.

Oh.

Look at this.

Michael, those artefacts actually came from this county.

Dolaucothi is the only known Roman gold mine in the whole of the UK...

..and it's literally just up the road from here.

They're doing very little sitting in your Bronze Age collection.

Yes, I understand that...

..but I've come here to oversee the opening...

..and I still need a blockbuster item.

Right.

OK. Well, thanks, as usual.

Bye for now.

Thanks for nothing.

The British Museum?

- The British Museum? - Yep.

It's like knocking your head against the wall.

They never answer the phone when we call them.

Well, I'm not one to give up.

Take a seat.

Is she from the County Council?

- Is she from the County Council? - Oh, no.

She's my mother.

Right.

And he's just decided he's got a spare hour to give her a tour.

I'm sorry.

It's my fault.

Do you want me to...

- Do you want me to... - No, leave him alone.

It's better if he shows you how little work he actually does.

Is everything alright, Glyn?

Not really.

Things haven't been alright in this place for a long time...

..if you must know.

It's by Margaret Lindsay Williams.

- It's by Margaret Lindsay Williams. - Is it worth something?

Depends how you define 'worth'.

Hard cash, usually.

It's one of the few paintings of the Llyn y Fan legend.

The Victorians romanticized the legend...

..instead of considering it sinister.

Is that so, Einstein?

Keep it, if you're so obsessed with it.

I can't just take it.

Why not?

It's of historic value.

Williams was a well-known artist in her day.

Maybe I should offer it to the museum.

Oh...

..is that what turns Della on?

I'm being serious.

I bet she's serious...

..when she really wants something.

- ..when she really wants something. - Eldeg!

Finders keepers, Caleb.

You need to chill out a bit.

Who burns a photo of a baby?

You're dark, Mags.

The fact that Heddwyn...

..has done everything himself over the years...

..from conservation to guided tours...

..means that things are a bit...

..slipshod when it comes to the records.

It's clear that paperwork isn't his forte.

No...

..but there's a big difference...

..between not keeping correct records...

..and not keeping records at all.

OK.

If there's no record of something...

..then technically, it doesn't exist...

..and if something doesn't exist, it's easy for it to disappear...

..from the face of the earth.

What are you implying?

I don't think those gold artefacts were here yesterday at all.

I think they were somewhere in his house...

..and he went home to get them.

So you think he's stealing?

Relocating things, maybe...

..for his own purposes...

..hoping that nobody would ever notice.

Well, that...

..that's a problem.

Yes.

It is.

You must think I'm a right weirdo.

Dad does weird shit like that all the time.

So, what was it, some kind of feminist statement?

Or are you one of these birth strikers?

No, I'm not that deep.

I can see the point, though.

It's all so false, isn't it?

Look at our lives, it's amazing...

..when in actual fact, they're up all night with the baby.

They're wrecked and probably hate each other.

Who are they?

Just Mam and Dad's friends.

She used to teach me in school.

What's that round your neck? You're always fiddling with it.

It belonged to Mam.

Oh, shit. Sorry.

It's fine.

She was a herbalist...

..always making random concoctions.

What's in it?

- What's in it? - Dunno.

I've never opened it.

She was wearing it when she died.

It makes me feel close to her.

She grew up in this house, you know.

Did she?

I had no idea.

She always said we'd come back here to live one day...

..but...

..well, it never happened.

I remember going up to Dolaucothi with my grandmother as a child.

Most people have some connection with Carmarthenshire...

..if they go back far enough.

Everything alright?

Your mother and I have had a very pleasant time, haven't we, Elinor?

Yes, indeed.

I'll just drop her at the house, OK?

Of course. I'll see you tomorrow afternoon.

One o'clock?

On the dot.

He's taking me out for lunch.

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Orchids and roses...

..her favourites.

Don't forget the lotus pods.

Among the garlic - really?

It's an aphrodisiac.

- It's an aphrodisiac. - Oh, yeah?

Says who?

The Physicians of Myddfai?

Della?

Caleb?

The water's off again.

Hello... where's your mother?

I don't know, do I?

How am I meant to rinse my hair without water?

Chill, Mam-gu.

I'll make us some tea.

- I'll make us some tea. - You'll need water for that.

Good grief.

CREAKING PIPES

DRIP FROM THE CEILING

I feel like a teenager sneaking around like this.

It's better outside, isn't it?

Mam has come here specially to make my life difficult.

No!

No, thank you.

I stink enough as it is.

They're supposed to help with insomnia.

Are you still not sleeping properly?

Not really.

It can help with all kinds of things.

Blood pressure...

..the immune system...

..fertility.

Fertility?

Cal?

Sorry.

I was just thinking out loud.

You know I'm too old, don't you?

Well...

..technically, you're not.

I'd better go.

I've got meetings all day.

You coming?

No, you go.

I'm going to stay here for a while.

Greta says it's a good place to forage.

OK.

I'll see you tonight.

Happy birthday, Mam.

She loved this place, didn't she?

Yes.

Hello?

Where have you been?

- Where have you been? - Out for a jog.

The shower doesn't work.

Have you used all the hot water?

- Have you used all the hot water? - What hot water?

I need a shower before work.

You're telling me.

I'll go and check the boiler. Turn the tap on in a minute.

What on earth?!

- What on earth?! - Anything coming through?

Have you seen my keys?

Yes, somewhere. I can't remember where.

Thanks, Mam. That's a great help.

They weren't there yesterday.

Oh, erm...

..Caleb put them up there.

Do you know why people put babies' shoes...

..in the fireplace?

Oh, I know you'd love to be a grandma again...

..but it won't happen.

Sorry to disappoint you.

Right, I've got to go.

I'd like a lift to town.

I'm meeting Heddwyn at lunchtime.

I'm not going that way.

You're going to work, aren't you?

OK - but we've got to go now.

I don't know why you've got to be so awkward about everything.

Something really weird is going on in the attic.

Oh.

OK.

Mags...

..is this yours?

Yes.

Greta and I were just messing about.

Right.

It's really creepy. It's as if somebody is stuck in the pipes.

That noise has been there since the beginning.

We must have got used to it.

I'll go up now.

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TWO HOURS LATER

Friends, please welcome Della Howells.

No, I'm sorry. That won't be possible.

No, we've got plenty, thank you.

Ta-ra.

Hiya - that was another basket case.

He wanted to show me his flint collection. Welcome back!

Nothing much has changed here, I see.

Can I get a temporary pass?

- Can I get a temporary pass? - Of course.

How are things in Carmarthenshire?

- How are things in Carmarthenshire? - Challenging.

That's what a secondment entails, I suppose.

We're all missing you.

I doubt that, to be honest.

Are you here to see the conservation team? I can phone them.

It's alright, I'm early.

I'll go up to see the new exhibition.

I hear it's a roaring success.

The gold cape? It's attracted a lot of interest.

Isn't it incredible?

I told you I'd meet you outside.

I wanted to see the gold cape with my own eyes.

You shouldn't be in here.

Anyone can come in here, Della.

That's what a museum is.

It belongs to everyone.

We have to borrow our own treasures.

And we're somehow meant to be grateful.

Don't you get tired of this rigmarole?

Living two lives?

Every woman lives two lives, Della.

The van is outside, when you're ready.

I've got a meeting first.

- I've got a meeting first. - I know that.

I look forward to hearing all about it.

Give me two minutes to get changed.

He'll look after you.

He's not a patch on the last one I had...

..but there we go.

He'll do.

Well.

How are things in the Wild West?

What have you done with the Rembrandt?

Gosh, patience, Della.

Is Caleb settling in?

He's fine.

Give him my regards.

I don't think so.

The Rembrandt?

Is that why they've reopened the investigation?

They know something.

They can 'know' what they want.

As long as they've got no evidence, there's no problem.

How did your meeting go?

I've heard about some exciting developments...

..at Carmarthenshire Museum.

Dolaucothi gold?

It's high time someone did more of it.

Are you listening in on my phone calls?

Only the interesting ones.

You're playing a game, aren't you?

You're not really going to be content with a few small items.

You're after something a bit bigger.

And if the gold cape is already in Wales...

..why would they care if it went to another museum?

Especially a tiny little one like Carmarthenshire?

And if they owe you a favour...

Nothing has been confirmed.

- Nothing has been confirmed. - Oh, they won't turn Dr Howells down.

Not with her powers of persuasion.

'Soft skills'...

..that's what they call them, isn't it?

Which is quite incredible...

..because deep down, you're a hard woman.

Do you seriously think that I'm going to hand you the gold cape?

I don't expect you to get your hands dirty.

That's all you have to do is let it happen.

No!

We agreed I'd allow a few things to go missing...

..during the renovation.

I don't see a problem with that.

They don't even know what they've got, the paperwork is a joke...

..but just be a little more patient.

I haven't got a lot of patience these days, Della.

It would never be possible, anyway.

Security is going to be so tight.

That's where the Rembrandt comes in handy.

Now that they think they know where it is...

..that's where their attention will turn.

You're using the Rembrandt as a decoy!

I can't believe this.

If they found it, we could all go to jail.

Come now, there's no need to be so dramatic.

Would you tell them?

That my son has killed someone?

I'm happy to take that secret to the grave, Della...

..and to keep you and your mother out of this completely...

..but you need to do this one final thing for me.

Alright?

I can't do it.

I wouldn't steal the cape.

I'd bring it back to Wales, where it belongs.

I've got to go.

I'll be in touch.

Please, Fioled.

Just let things calm down with this investigation first.

Can't you do that?

Sorry - but as I said...

..I'm not very patient these days.

I'm confident you'll make the right decision, Della.

You're your father's daughter, whether you like it or not.

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Who was that?

- Who was that? - Heddwyn. I told him to come in.

Mick and Greta are coming for dinner.

There's plenty of food here.

- There's plenty of food here. - I want to relax tonight!

FOOTSTEPS

You're a forager now, are you?

There's something nice about going out and collecting your own dinner.

"Parsley - ideally, parsley should only be consumed...

.."during the first half of your menstrual cycle."

Since when do you get periods?

- Since when do you get periods? - Give that back.

What is it, anyway?

Greta's mother wrote it. It helps me know what's safe to eat.

Wow.

What?

Those are shrooms.

- Those are shrooms. - Eh?

Of the magic variety.

We'll all be off our tits by dessert.

They look like the ones in the book.

KNOCK ON DOOR

Hello?

Anyone home?

Hello, Heddwyn. Welcome.

It smells nice.

Mam-gu is upstairs. Mam-gu!

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Heddwyn!

Nice to see you.

- Nice to see you. - Am I interfering?

Nonsense.

Come and sit.

Maybe I should throw them.

No, the rest are fine to eat.

Are you sure?

- Are you sure? - Yeah.

They're just boring old mushrooms.

Where are you taking them?

Mags!

Heddwyn, what a surprise.

I didn't mean to call...

..but your mother is very persuasive.

Yes, she is.

Is this Margaret Lindsay Williams from your personal collection?

No, Caleb found it in an old manor house.

The family is happy to donate it to the museum.

Oh, excellent - we've never exhibited her before.

Caleb is over the moon with it.

He's writing his dissertation on the portrayal of Welsh legends.

I didn't realize...

..that Caleb had a similar flair to us.

It all makes sense now.

What makes sense?

Your relationship.

At least it makes sense to somebody.

KNOCK ON DOOR

Hello.

- Hello. - Hiya.

Heddwyn, do you know Mick and Greta?

Yes, we know each other.

Heddwyn.

Oh! Is that elderflower wine?

I'll go and put it in the fridge.

You carry on. Greta, Mags is upstairs, if you'd like to go up.

Right, dinner won't be too long.

There's no rush.

- There's no rush. - We're happy enough here, aren't we?

Bring us a glass each of that elderflower wine, will you, Della?

Have you done them before?

A couple of times, with my brother.

Good, I'm not babysitting you.

We don't have to take a lot, just enough to take the edge off.

Mags! Greta!

Dinner's ready.

- Dinner's ready. - We're coming!

This persillade is lovely, Della.

Caleb made it.

He's been foraging in the forest.

You've got to know what to look for.

Your mother's book has been a lot of help.

Parsley is so hard to find.

You gave him the red book?

You were reading that earlier, were you?

Is it a recipe book?

- Is it a recipe book? - Something like that.

It's all in the stem, with parsley - isn't it, Caleb?

You've got to be careful as the leaves look just like hemlock.

Hemlock can give you a heart attack.

So this is safe to eat?

Yes, Elinor. Don't worry.

Mushrooms are lush too, Cal.

These mushrooms are nice and soft.

'La loro morte' as the Italians say.

Cooked to death.

It's meant to be a compliment, by the way.

Right.

Della has always been lucky in her men.

They do everything for her.

Solid burn, Mam-gu.

Mick is working on a new collection, Heddwyn.

Is he?

We need more contemporary stuff.

Maybe he can come and show us some of his work.

I don't think Heddwyn will be too keen.

"Not a snowball's chance in hell."

That's what you said last time, wasn't it?

I don't think I used those exact words, Mick.

It all depends on what else we'll be exhibiting.

There are some exciting developments afoot.

I understand Mick is working on something new.

It isn't quite ready yet.

- It isn't quite ready yet. - I'm always happy to take a look...

..if it's suitable.

By the way - how was the meeting in Cardiff?

When did you go to Cardiff?

- When did you go to Cardiff? - I only popped there and back.

No more talking shop tonight, Heddwyn.

Had I known, you could have taken my wheelie bins back in.

I'm worried I left them out too long.

People steal them in Cardiff.

Do they really?

SPILLS DRINK

Shit.

Sorry.

I think you need fresh air.

Marged, will you take her out?

Right, time for dessert, I think.

Caleb, can you help me clear up?

I'll help with these - the chef deserves a break.

Heddwyn...

..come and sit over here and bring your wine.

I'll take you for a walk up to Llyn y Fan Fach tomorrow...

..if you'd like.

Haven't you got any work to do?

The new boss is very flexible.

Sorry.

I didn't know he was coming.

Oh, it's OK - he can just be so...

..conservative.

Yes, well. He's not the one making the decisions any more.

You're never too old to start again.

Compliments to the chef, Caleb.

Especially for the extras.

He had no idea they were shrooms.

Have you read page 12 yet?

Erm, no. I don't think so.

Why?

That's where the fun stuff is.

Greta...

..don't.

God, the stars are so clear here.

You can't see fuck all in Cardiff.

It's light pollution.

There's nothing to hide them here.

Nothing between you and the darkness.

I sometimes wonder...

..where we'd all be, Cal...

..had you not stepped in when you did.

Because...

..we wouldn't all be here right now, would we?

But then, I dunno.

Mam would have just gone off with somebody else, eventually.

She was always going to.

I'm going inside.

Wait.

Are you alright?

Cal?

I'll just take this out of your way.

- I'll just take this out of your way. - There's no need.

I like to look at it.

- I like to look at it. - I don't want it to get damaged.

Where did the shoes go?

- Where did the shoes go? - Oh, I took them down.

They give me the creeps. They're here somewhere.

Where did you find this?

Caleb!

HEAVY BREATHING

Page twelve.

"Psilocybin semilanceata."

"Take half a spoonful...

"..as a powder...

.."to heal an ailment of the mind...

.."and of the soul."

"Likewise...

.."it can be used...

.."to see the dead."

I can't believe it.

The Mold gold cape.

The British Museum doesn't loan to small museums like us.

Ye of little faith!

What are you doing?

You know Mick, don't you?

Has he been with anyone since his wife passed?

He keeps to himself.

Lots of people think he's got something to hide.

A lot of shit happened in Cardiff.

I did a couple of stupid things.

Who's coming here?

The National Art Squad from London. They're conducting an investigation.

Some missing Rembrandt?

Hello.

Phone me back. We've got a problem.

Everybody who knew your father says how much you resemble him...

..on every level.

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