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[ triumphant theme playing]
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Howard.
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Potter,
what are you doing here?
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Be calm, relax, have a drink.
Let him bring up business.
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It'’s all set. All I have to do
is sign the papers.
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Let him bring up the papers.
If there are problems,
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tell him you have to check
with your lawyer and call me.
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Potter, it'’s only a promotion.
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Only a promotion?
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That'’s only the start.
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Howard, take a look
at this building.Yeah.
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If there'’s a God, Howard,
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he probably lives
in this building.
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Now, this is a big step
for you.
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From now on, it'’s all uphill.
Is that the only tie you have?
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Well, no. It'’s
the only one I brought.
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Oh, now, really?Now, these guys
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are very touchy
about details.
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Have you told Phyllis?No, I called home.
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Line was busy.That'’s all right.
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Don'’t worry, you can
call them from his place.
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These guys usually have
phones on every table.
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Now, you sure you don'’t
want me to go up with you?
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He said for me
to drop by alone.
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Fine. You'’re right.
You'’re right.
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Now, you gotta start getting
used to doing things alone.
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Come on, I'’ll take you inside.
Come on.
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Howard Brubaker
to see Mr. Theodore Gunther.
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Yes, sir. 20-E.
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Third bank of elevators
to the left.
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Thank you.
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Okay, Howard. This is it.
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You'’re on your own.
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Thanks a lot, Potter.Forget it, kid.
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Very important client.
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Great setup you got here.
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[ triumphant theme continues]
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[ light dramatic theme playing]
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[ rings ]
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[ door unlatches ]
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-What do you think of this?
-Hm?
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Yeah, Brubaker, Howard,
isn'’t it?
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Yes, sir. Yes.
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What does it say to you?
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Oh, uh, it'’s...
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Shouldn'’t there be
something on it?
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The less that'’s on it,
the more that'’s in it.
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That'’s art today.
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In any case,
the safe response is,
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"It makes its own
quiet statement."
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And you can bet your ass
it cost me a bundle.
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Come on. I'’ve got
some beautiful people
I want you to meet.
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[ indistinct chatter]
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Is that the only tie
you have?
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Actually, I have others,
but not with me.
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Don'’t worry. Let them know
you'’re on the street.
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Well, hello there.
Gunther'’s the name.
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Can I buy you a drink?
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But what does he do
for a living?
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I don'’t know, darling.
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The trouble is,
you think she'’s Italian.
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[ all chuckle ]Oh, no. Oh, God.
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Yeah, I didn'’t know
it was a party.
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GUNTHER:
This is a little something
I picked up in Paris.
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The moment I saw it,
I knew I had to own it.
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I don'’t think a day goes by
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that I don'’t spend at least
five minutes looking at it.
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Yeah, excuse me. Hello, angel.
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It looks like it'’s gonna be
one of our best parties.
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I hope so.
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[ upbeat jazz playing ]
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This, of course, is the
famous Ravenberry Phone Booth.
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Reality of reality.
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I'’ll show you over here
something I got...
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Oh, that'’s wonderful.
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Oh, Les. Leslie,
nice of you to come.
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You look great, guy, huh?
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Your place looks
just marvelous.
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MAN:
I know fabric.
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This is an honest cloth,
an intelligent cloth.
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WOMAN 1:
Listen to him.
It'’s his business.
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WOMAN 2:
He'’s the playboy
and the jetsetter.
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[ woman 1 laughs ]
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Baseball is down.
Basketball is down.
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Football is peaking.
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Where are the people
gonna go next?
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Tennis.Hockey.
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Hockey.
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A perfect symbol
of the climate of violence.
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Twelve angry men
on skates with sticks.
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Just you think about that.
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Yeah. Well...
It sounds to me like--
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Gunther'’s the name.
Buy you a drink?
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[ singer vocalizing ]
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[ woman giggles ]
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[ indistinct chatter continues ]
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Yes, sensitivity training
is not limited
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to only those people
who think they need it.
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Les, for example, could hardly
be called insensitive.
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[ giggles loudly ]
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Les is right, Cath.
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STAN [ on phone ]: Hello?OPERATOR: Hello.
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I have a collect callfrom a Mr. Brubakerin New York City.
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Will you accept the charges?STAN: No.
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Stan, it'’s me, Daddy.
Yoo-hoo. Sta--
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[ line disconnects ]
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OPERATOR:
I'’m sorry, sir, but your party
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has refusedto accept the charges.
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Yeah, it'’s my son.
He'’s going through a phase.
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Heh. I don'’t understand it.
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Would you put the call
through again please?
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Person to person?
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Do you, uh, type?
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You mean, with a machine?
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PHYLLIS:
Hello?
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Phyllis, we'’ve gotta
do something about Stan.
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That'’s the third time this week
he'’s hung up on me.
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His teacher says
it'’s perfectly natural.
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Stanley'’s television-oriented,
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so he'’s frustrated
by voices he can'’t see.
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[ woman screaming on TV ]There'’s a Princeton study.
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Good, as long as
they'’re working on it.
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Listen, I got big news for you.
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Gunther'’s made me head
of the Investment Department.
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Phyllis, did you hear me?
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I heard you, Howard.
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Well, you don'’t soundvery happy.
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I'’m happy, Howard. We'’ll just
have to find a new house.
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What'’s wrong with the new house
we got last month?
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I can'’t talk now, Howard.
I'’ve gotta change.
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The girls are coming over.
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[ line clicks ]
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[ chuckles softly ]
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[ indistinct chatter
continues ]
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[ giggles ]
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[ piano strikes up ]
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♪ The momentI wake up ♪
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♪ Before I put onMy makeup ♪
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♪ I say a little prayerFor you ♪
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♪ While combing my hair now ♪
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♪ And wonderingWhat dress to wear, now ♪
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♪ I say a little prayerFor you ♪
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♪ Forever and everYou'’ll stay in my heart ♪
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♪ And I will love youForever and ever ♪
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♪ We never will partOh, how I love you ♪
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♪ Together, togetherThat'’s how it must be ♪
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♪ To live without you ♪
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♪ Will only meanHeartbreak for me ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ I run for the bus, dear ♪
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TWO WOMEN: ♪ While ridingI think of us, dear ♪
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♪ I say a little prayerFor you ♪
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[ back to solo ]
♪ At work, I just take time ♪
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♪ And all throughMy coffee break time ♪
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♪ I say a little prayerFor you ♪
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♪ Forever-- ♪♪ Forever and ever ♪
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♪ You'’ll stay in my heartAnd I will love you ♪
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♪ Forever and everWe never will part ♪
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♪ Oh, how I love youTogether, together ♪
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♪ That'’s how it must be ♪
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♪ To live without you ♪
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♪ Will only meanHeartbreak for me ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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[ party chatter,
laughter intensifies ]
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[ man joyously screams ]
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[ mutters indistinctly ]
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Brubaker'’s the name.
Buy you a drink?
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Fine. I'’ll get my things.
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Oh, Brubaker?
This is Naomi.
Huh?
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We'’re gonna be seeing
a lot of her.
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Brubaker,
you all right?
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Yeah, I just met this girl,
and she'’s getting her things.
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You got one. Good man!
Where are you gonna take her?
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I don'’t know. Home, I guess.
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Home? To your wife?
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No, I mean her home,
wherever she lives.
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Wrong.
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Here, drop by the old club.
It'’s like a second home.
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I don'’t know
if that would be quite a...
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Brubaker, handle her case.
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Leaving so soon?
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I'’m sorry.
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Hi.
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You know, this thing makes
its own quiet statement.
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I think there should be
something on it.
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[ inhales sharply ]
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I don'’t mean
to sound too forward,
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but my name is Catherine.
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[ stammers ]
Oh, I... Brubaker, Howard.
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Brubaker?
Mm-hm.
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How do you do?
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I never know
what to say in an elevator.
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It'’s some party, huh?
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"Some party" good
or "some party" bad?
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[ stammers ]
Well... Some good
and some bad.
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On the average,
for that type of party,
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I'’d say it was average.
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You go to a lot of these?No, actually.
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I expect I will be going
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to quite a few of them
in the future though.
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I got a little
promotion today.
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Actually, a big promotion.
I'’m on the street, you see.
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On the street?
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You interested
in stocks and bonds?
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No.Generally speaking, I think
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we can expect a good year.
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Very bullish overall.
There'’s a possibility
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of some bearishness later on,
but I think...
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[ both chuckle ]
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Do you live in the city?Yes.
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Whereabouts?Here.
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Oh, well,
that makes it convenient.
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I'’ll get us a taxi.
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Can I help you,
Mrs. Gunther?
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Yes, I'’d like a taxi.
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Cab!
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Hey, cab!
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Hey, cab! Cab! Hey, cab!
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I guess he didn'’t see me.
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I thought we'’d pop over
to the old club, huh?
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Fine.Good.
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What old club
did you have in mind, buddy?
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Uh...
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[ key rattling ]
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Safari Club.
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[ mysterious theme playing ]
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[ animals chittering ]
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HOSTESS:
Welcome to the Club Safari.
You are now in the Jungle Room.
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Dancing and entertainment
are provided
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in the Native'’s Quarter
on the second floor.
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The Campfire Buffet
is on your left.
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Please shoot the waitress
of your choice for service.
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Happy hunting.
[ clicks tongue ]
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Do you come here often?
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Uh, no. Actually, no.
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But I think I will,
because my boss says
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it'’s like a second home.
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Heh.
He must live in a zoo.
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What would you like to drink?
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A double anything.
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A double...
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[ mysterious theme resumes ]
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[ pops ]
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[ popping ]
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I'’m sorry. I meant to shoot...
Where did she go? Her.
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I never was very good
with animals.
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I'’ve got this dog
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that barks at me
when I come home.
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00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:07,494
Well, it isn'’t as strange
as it sounds.
250
00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:10,236
He came with the house,
belonged to the former owner.
251
00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:11,933
He doesn'’t know
that I'’m his master.
252
00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:13,543
He thinks I'’m a prowler,
so he barks.
253
00:19:13,543 --> 00:19:15,110
[ vocalizes bark
then chuckles ]
254
00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:21,856
[ lioness roaring ]
255
00:19:24,989 --> 00:19:26,077
I'’ll get...
256
00:19:39,134 --> 00:19:40,048
Hey, listen.
257
00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:43,834
About that house.
258
00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:45,575
It'’s in
Darien, Connecticut,
259
00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:47,969
and I don'’t live
alone there with a dog.
260
00:19:49,623 --> 00:19:51,973
You see,
261
00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:57,326
there'’s this woman
who hangs around too.
262
00:19:57,326 --> 00:20:01,069
And a kid, Stanley.
A boy.
263
00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:05,682
What I'’m...
I'’m sort of married.
264
00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:08,337
How wonderful.
265
00:20:08,337 --> 00:20:10,383
I don'’t live alone either.
266
00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:12,602
You don'’t live alone either?
267
00:20:12,602 --> 00:20:13,995
You mean,
you'’re married too?
268
00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:15,301
Yes.
269
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:17,128
[ scoffs ]
Well, I'’ll be--
270
00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:19,174
Can you--?
You don'’t look married.
271
00:20:19,174 --> 00:20:21,872
Thank you. Well, you don'’t
look very married neither.
272
00:20:21,872 --> 00:20:24,005
Yeah? Well, thank you.
273
00:20:24,005 --> 00:20:25,920
I should. Twelve years.
274
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:26,921
Twelve years.
275
00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:31,055
We'’ve lived in
12 different houses too.
276
00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:33,014
Oh, you must travel a lot.
277
00:20:33,014 --> 00:20:34,407
Oh, no.
That'’s just because
278
00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:36,191
my wife has
this remodeling thing.
279
00:20:36,191 --> 00:20:38,411
See, when she finishes a house,
she gets bored with it,
280
00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:41,240
so we gotta get a new one and
start over from the beginning.
281
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:45,418
She'’s very home-oriented,
as she would put it.
282
00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:47,550
But I guess aside from that,
I'’m pretty ha...
283
00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:50,510
How about you?
284
00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:52,555
Oh, I'’m not as happy
as you are.
285
00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:54,688
No? Well, how come?
Oh, I take it back.
286
00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:57,081
It'’s none of my business.
I'’m sorry.
287
00:20:57,081 --> 00:20:59,127
Any children?
288
00:20:59,127 --> 00:21:02,348
No. My husband
doesn'’t like children.
289
00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:03,262
Huh?
290
00:21:04,654 --> 00:21:07,701
He thinks
they'’re too childish.
291
00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:10,225
[ both chuckle ]
292
00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:15,012
Where'’s...?
I'’m sorry, I forgot.
293
00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:17,493
I don'’t know what'’s the matter
with these waitresses.
294
00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:20,583
Oh, can we have
a double anything?
295
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:23,543
Is your name Brubaker?Hm?
296
00:21:23,543 --> 00:21:25,588
Telephone for you, sir.
297
00:21:25,588 --> 00:21:26,894
Telephone for me? Hm?
298
00:21:26,894 --> 00:21:28,461
Oh.
299
00:21:28,461 --> 00:21:30,289
I wonder who--
Would you excuse me?
300
00:21:36,033 --> 00:21:37,948
[ squawks ]
301
00:21:41,517 --> 00:21:44,215
[ stammers ]
Hello? Hello?
302
00:21:44,215 --> 00:21:46,435
GUNTHER:
Brubaker, how stands the union?
303
00:21:46,435 --> 00:21:49,743
Hello--? What?
Oh, Mr. Gunther. Hi.
304
00:21:49,743 --> 00:21:51,658
What'’s your diagnosis, Doctor?
305
00:21:51,658 --> 00:21:53,877
Is your patient showinga fever yet?
306
00:21:53,877 --> 00:21:57,098
Is my patient--?
What...? Oh, you mean...
307
00:21:57,098 --> 00:21:59,709
Well, she'’s a very nice girl.
We'’re getting along just fine.
308
00:21:59,709 --> 00:22:03,757
Good boy. Don'’t let her know
you'’re married.
309
00:22:05,062 --> 00:22:06,194
[ chuckles ]
310
00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:08,762
I'’ll see you in the morning.
311
00:22:08,762 --> 00:22:09,632
Right.
312
00:22:11,068 --> 00:22:12,766
Don'’t let her know I'’m married.
313
00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:17,292
[ pops ]
314
00:22:17,292 --> 00:22:19,207
[ animals chittering ]
315
00:22:20,687 --> 00:22:21,557
I am married.
316
00:22:28,738 --> 00:22:31,306
[ chittering continues ]
317
00:22:35,702 --> 00:22:37,573
[ guns popping ]
318
00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:47,540
[ laughing ]
319
00:22:49,193 --> 00:22:51,413
I had no idea
what to expect.
320
00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:54,155
He just said, "Wanna hear
some funny tapes?"
321
00:22:54,155 --> 00:22:56,984
I heard it was all her idea.
322
00:22:56,984 --> 00:22:58,377
We'’ve known them for years.
323
00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,466
I never imagined
they were like that.
324
00:23:00,466 --> 00:23:02,859
[ phone rings ]
325
00:23:02,859 --> 00:23:04,252
STAN:
I'’ll get it.
326
00:23:04,252 --> 00:23:05,384
I'’ll get it.
327
00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:06,602
Oh, if that'’s Bob,
328
00:23:06,602 --> 00:23:08,299
tell him
the maid drank it.
329
00:23:10,171 --> 00:23:12,042
Hello?
330
00:23:12,042 --> 00:23:14,175
Stanley? It'’s me, Daddy.
Don'’t hang up.
331
00:23:14,175 --> 00:23:16,438
All right? Could I speakto Mommy, please?
332
00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:18,048
WOMAN:
What did they say
about the tapes?
333
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:21,530
Phyllis?
Can you hear me, Phyllis?
334
00:23:21,530 --> 00:23:23,402
[ barking ]
335
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:25,404
Oh, I'’ve got the dog.
336
00:23:30,365 --> 00:23:32,498
Hello?Phyllis.
337
00:23:32,498 --> 00:23:35,109
I just wanted to call
and tell you I missed the 8:01.
338
00:23:35,109 --> 00:23:38,155
I'’ll be on the 9:57
that gets in at 11:14.
339
00:23:38,155 --> 00:23:40,723
Howard, you'’re
too time-oriented.
340
00:23:40,723 --> 00:23:42,203
You'’ve gotta learn not to be
341
00:23:42,203 --> 00:23:43,987
so dependent
on your rigid schedule.
342
00:23:43,987 --> 00:23:46,555
[ stammers ]
This isn'’t my schedule.
343
00:23:46,555 --> 00:23:48,514
The New York, New Haven
and Hartford puts this out.
344
00:23:48,514 --> 00:23:50,298
I can'’t talk now, Howard.
I'’ve gotta serve.
345
00:23:50,298 --> 00:23:51,908
[ line clicks ]Phyllis?
346
00:23:52,996 --> 00:23:54,433
Phyllis?
347
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,347
[ club theme resumes ]
348
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,574
My boss.
349
00:24:05,574 --> 00:24:07,097
Big deal coming up.
350
00:24:07,097 --> 00:24:08,098
Bullish and rubbish?
351
00:24:09,317 --> 00:24:10,797
Bearish.Oh, yes.
352
00:24:12,059 --> 00:24:13,190
He'’s quite a swinger.
353
00:24:13,190 --> 00:24:15,062
Oh, yes?
354
00:24:15,062 --> 00:24:18,544
It was his idea
for us to come here.
355
00:24:18,544 --> 00:24:20,371
I'’ve... This is not
my kind of place.
356
00:24:20,371 --> 00:24:23,287
And I just don'’t think
you'’re the sort of girl that...
357
00:24:23,287 --> 00:24:25,594
I didn'’t know
what to say to him.
358
00:24:25,594 --> 00:24:28,467
Well, the next time you see him,
why don'’t you--?
359
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:29,380
[ gun pops ]
360
00:24:31,731 --> 00:24:33,341
Yes, sir, what can I bring you?
361
00:24:37,563 --> 00:24:39,695
Shall we--?
Just the check, please.
362
00:24:40,914 --> 00:24:42,872
But you didn'’t order anything.
363
00:24:42,872 --> 00:24:46,136
We haven'’t ordered--
Well, then, we'’re straight.
364
00:24:47,964 --> 00:24:49,836
[ club theme continues ]
365
00:24:51,968 --> 00:24:52,839
Thank you.
366
00:25:07,593 --> 00:25:09,551
Bwana want a taxi?
367
00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:11,248
Bwana want a--?
You want a taxi?
368
00:25:11,248 --> 00:25:12,946
No. I think
I'’ll walk for a while.
369
00:25:18,299 --> 00:25:20,475
You know, I don'’t wanna leave,
but I just...
370
00:25:20,475 --> 00:25:22,216
I missed the train, and I--
371
00:25:22,216 --> 00:25:24,348
It'’s late, and I don'’t know
when I'’m gonna get--
372
00:25:24,348 --> 00:25:25,785
Oh, she worries about you?
373
00:25:27,787 --> 00:25:29,005
No, one thing about...
374
00:25:30,137 --> 00:25:32,705
She doesn'’t worry about me.
375
00:25:34,837 --> 00:25:36,535
I did promise you
a drink, didn'’t I?
376
00:25:37,753 --> 00:25:38,711
Do you dance?
377
00:25:39,842 --> 00:25:41,627
Do I dance?Yes.
378
00:25:41,627 --> 00:25:43,324
No.
[ scoffs ]
379
00:25:43,324 --> 00:25:46,153
♪ Wake up, wake upWake up, wake up ♪
380
00:25:46,153 --> 00:25:49,112
♪ Are you ready to ♪♪ Wake up, wake up ♪
381
00:25:49,112 --> 00:25:52,333
♪ Wake up, wake upWake up, wake up ♪
382
00:25:52,333 --> 00:25:54,770
♪ We got so much to make up ♪
383
00:25:54,770 --> 00:25:57,251
♪ Hold on, hold on ♪
384
00:25:57,251 --> 00:25:59,383
♪ You'’d better hold on ♪♪ Ohhh ♪
385
00:25:59,383 --> 00:26:01,342
♪ Won'’t you stand ♪
386
00:26:01,342 --> 00:26:04,388
♪ One of these days ♪♪ One of these days ♪
387
00:26:04,388 --> 00:26:07,130
♪ One of these days ♪♪ One of these days ♪
388
00:26:07,130 --> 00:26:09,089
♪ One of these days ♪
389
00:26:09,089 --> 00:26:13,006
♪ Open your eyes ♪♪ Open your eyes ♪
390
00:26:13,006 --> 00:26:18,751
♪ Wake up, wake up, yeah ♪
391
00:26:18,751 --> 00:26:21,623
♪ Wake up, wake up ♪♪ Wake up, wake up ♪
392
00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:24,539
♪ Now'’s the hour toWake up, wake up ♪
393
00:26:24,539 --> 00:26:27,847
♪ Wake up, wake upWake up, wake up ♪
394
00:26:27,847 --> 00:26:30,589
♪ You'’ve got the powerTo get up, get up ♪
395
00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:33,417
♪ Stand up, stand up ♪
396
00:26:33,417 --> 00:26:36,246
♪ Now'’s the momentTo stand up ♪
397
00:26:36,246 --> 00:26:39,119
♪ One of these days ♪♪ One of these days ♪
398
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:41,991
♪ One of these days ♪♪ One of these days ♪
399
00:26:41,991 --> 00:26:44,994
♪ One of these days ♪♪ One of these days ♪
400
00:26:44,994 --> 00:26:48,911
♪ Open up your eyes ♪♪ Open your eyes ♪
401
00:26:48,911 --> 00:26:51,871
♪ I'’m here and I'’m here ♪
402
00:26:51,871 --> 00:26:54,743
♪ Watching over youYeah, yeah, yeah ♪
403
00:26:54,743 --> 00:26:57,528
♪ And I'’m here, right here ♪
404
00:26:57,528 --> 00:27:00,444
♪ And I'’m gonnaSee you through ♪
405
00:27:00,444 --> 00:27:03,491
♪ Hey, wake up, wake up ♪♪ Wake up, wake up ♪
406
00:27:03,491 --> 00:27:06,581
♪ Are you ready toWake up, wake up ♪
407
00:27:06,581 --> 00:27:08,627
♪ Wake up, wake up ♪
408
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,367
[ slow instrumentals playing ]
409
00:27:10,367 --> 00:27:11,499
Thank God.
410
00:27:20,813 --> 00:27:23,119
♪ Take a ride ♪
411
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:25,165
♪ Through the sky ♪
412
00:27:25,165 --> 00:27:28,995
♪ Way up high ♪
413
00:27:28,995 --> 00:27:31,171
♪ Oh, my sugar guy ♪
414
00:27:31,171 --> 00:27:33,869
♪ Oh, my sugar guy ♪
415
00:27:33,869 --> 00:27:38,700
♪ Won'’t you clingTo this arm ♪
416
00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:44,010
♪ Let it scream ♪♪ Let it scream ♪
417
00:27:54,498 --> 00:27:57,110
♪ Oh, my sugar pie ♪
418
00:27:57,110 --> 00:28:00,940
♪ There'’s a sound ♪
419
00:28:00,940 --> 00:28:03,943
♪ Deep within each heart ♪
420
00:28:03,943 --> 00:28:07,424
Catherine, how are you? I'’m fine.
421
00:28:07,424 --> 00:28:08,904
Great. Absolutely great.
422
00:28:08,904 --> 00:28:10,471
It'’s the best party
we'’ve ever had.
423
00:28:10,471 --> 00:28:12,560
Listen. Hey.
424
00:28:14,649 --> 00:28:16,956
Where are you?Where do you think I am?
425
00:28:16,956 --> 00:28:19,132
Catherine,
this is no time for jokes.
426
00:28:19,132 --> 00:28:21,525
We'’re giving a party
for 200 people.
427
00:28:21,525 --> 00:28:24,398
I'’ve been gone for hours.
Didn'’t you notice?
428
00:28:24,398 --> 00:28:26,705
Of course, I noticed.
Just a little while ago,
429
00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:29,882
I asked what'’s-his-name,
where is Cathy?
430
00:28:29,882 --> 00:28:31,057
I'’ll talk to you later.
431
00:28:40,806 --> 00:28:42,764
[ sultry pop song playing ]
432
00:29:23,370 --> 00:29:25,633
[ upbeat lounge song playing ]
433
00:29:30,116 --> 00:29:31,508
WOMAN:
Are you a Gemini?
434
00:29:33,728 --> 00:29:35,991
Yes. How did you know?
435
00:29:35,991 --> 00:29:37,210
A lucky guess.
436
00:29:37,210 --> 00:29:39,473
You should trust
your emotions more.
437
00:29:39,473 --> 00:29:41,127
Stop thinking so much.
438
00:29:41,127 --> 00:29:42,781
I guess weights too.
439
00:29:44,086 --> 00:29:45,000
What is his sign?
440
00:29:47,655 --> 00:29:48,787
He'’s Taurus.
441
00:29:50,310 --> 00:29:53,139
You'’re wildly incompatible.
442
00:29:53,139 --> 00:29:55,184
Of course,
there'’s nothing to astrology,
443
00:29:55,184 --> 00:29:58,231
but he'’s much
too acquisitive for you.
444
00:29:58,231 --> 00:30:00,276
Wants to own everything he sees.
445
00:30:05,891 --> 00:30:06,848
What about him?
446
00:30:16,510 --> 00:30:19,121
I'’d say he was the Crab.
447
00:30:19,121 --> 00:30:22,472
Affectionate, shy, sensitive.
448
00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:26,346
[ upbeat lounge song playing ]
449
00:30:30,524 --> 00:30:32,656
You two could be
very compatible.
450
00:30:34,310 --> 00:30:35,790
[ speaks French ]
451
00:30:35,790 --> 00:30:37,966
Are you from Paris?Yes.
452
00:30:37,966 --> 00:30:40,099
How wonderful.
453
00:30:40,099 --> 00:30:42,405
You should come
and meet my husband.
454
00:30:42,405 --> 00:30:43,885
He'’s a displaced Parisian.
455
00:30:46,888 --> 00:30:48,368
[ mouths ]
Catherine!
456
00:30:50,065 --> 00:30:52,241
[ inaudible dialogue ]
457
00:30:52,241 --> 00:30:55,505
♪ Give your womanWhat she wants, she wants ♪
458
00:30:55,505 --> 00:31:00,206
♪ And she'’ll never leave youNo, sir ♪
459
00:31:00,206 --> 00:31:03,774
♪ Give your ladyWhat she needs ♪
460
00:31:03,774 --> 00:31:07,778
♪ Keep your sweetheartSatisfied ♪
461
00:31:07,778 --> 00:31:10,912
♪ My baby'’s backIn Georgia ♪
462
00:31:10,912 --> 00:31:14,742
♪ She tells meThat we'’ve gone cold ♪
463
00:31:14,742 --> 00:31:18,006
♪ So tell your baby that... ♪
464
00:31:18,006 --> 00:31:22,358
♪ It'’s bad to be aloneToo long ♪
465
00:31:31,541 --> 00:31:33,456
[ chuckles ]
466
00:31:36,546 --> 00:31:39,723
I'’m sorry, I'’d like to.
But the last...
467
00:31:39,723 --> 00:31:41,508
I understand.It leaves...
468
00:31:41,508 --> 00:31:45,120
Children, I'’m afraid
I'’m in terrible difficulty.
469
00:31:51,779 --> 00:31:53,999
And he was doing so well.
470
00:31:53,999 --> 00:31:57,045
Almost three months
without a drop.
471
00:31:57,045 --> 00:32:01,571
ORLOW:
Seventy-four days,
10 hours, and seven minutes.
472
00:32:01,571 --> 00:32:04,574
A new world'’s record.
473
00:32:04,574 --> 00:32:07,316
And the new world'’s
record holder
474
00:32:07,316 --> 00:32:10,189
is Orlow P. Walters.
475
00:32:11,538 --> 00:32:13,235
GRACE:
And I can'’t drive.
476
00:32:13,235 --> 00:32:15,542
I don'’t suppose
you'’d reconsider?
477
00:32:19,415 --> 00:32:21,852
[ horn honks ]
478
00:32:25,421 --> 00:32:28,859
ORLOW:
Your friends and neighbors
have chipped in
479
00:32:28,859 --> 00:32:32,472
to buy you a small token
of esteem and affection.
480
00:32:32,472 --> 00:32:33,995
[ engine sputtering ]
481
00:32:33,995 --> 00:32:35,779
Gears need a little oiling,
I guess.
482
00:32:35,779 --> 00:32:38,695
Brubaker, do you duel?
483
00:32:38,695 --> 00:32:41,046
[ stammers ]
No, I tried out
484
00:32:41,046 --> 00:32:42,830
for the college
fencing team, but I...
485
00:32:42,830 --> 00:32:44,571
Splendid.
486
00:32:44,571 --> 00:32:46,442
[ sputtering continues ]
487
00:32:52,535 --> 00:32:53,972
Are you getting tired?
488
00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:55,234
No, I'’m fine.
489
00:33:10,379 --> 00:33:13,382
[ light dramatic theme playing ]
490
00:33:25,655 --> 00:33:27,440
[ man crashes, clangs ]
491
00:33:30,443 --> 00:33:31,835
Hello, darling.
492
00:33:31,835 --> 00:33:33,011
Hello, my love.
493
00:33:36,144 --> 00:33:38,625
I'’ve found us some guests.
494
00:33:38,625 --> 00:33:39,930
Catherine and Brubaker.
495
00:33:39,930 --> 00:33:41,280
How do you do?
496
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,412
Catherine is from Paris.
497
00:33:43,412 --> 00:33:45,327
And he was
college fencing champion.
498
00:33:45,327 --> 00:33:47,155
Oh, marvelous.
499
00:33:47,155 --> 00:33:48,635
Delighted.
500
00:33:48,635 --> 00:33:50,202
[ speaking in French ]
501
00:33:50,202 --> 00:33:51,420
[ in French ]
Yes.
502
00:33:51,420 --> 00:33:53,292
[ continues
in French ]
503
00:33:59,211 --> 00:34:01,387
Catherine,
we'’ll freshen up.
504
00:34:01,387 --> 00:34:02,779
Fine.
505
00:34:02,779 --> 00:34:04,912
Brubaker and I
will just try our hand.
506
00:34:16,315 --> 00:34:17,446
ANDRE:
Foil or épée?
507
00:34:19,622 --> 00:34:23,235
You must forgive this equipment
but I'’m just learning.
508
00:34:23,235 --> 00:34:24,758
Marvelous sport,
don'’t you think?
509
00:34:24,758 --> 00:34:26,412
Oh, yes.Illegal now, you know?
510
00:34:26,412 --> 00:34:28,501
So I only practice
at night.
511
00:34:28,501 --> 00:34:31,330
As a matter of fact,
I only do everything at night.
512
00:34:31,330 --> 00:34:33,332
Actually, I wasn'’t
a fencing champ.
513
00:34:33,332 --> 00:34:34,985
I found out long ago
514
00:34:34,985 --> 00:34:38,554
that all of the most
unpleasant things in life
515
00:34:38,554 --> 00:34:40,252
occur during the day.
516
00:34:40,252 --> 00:34:41,862
The sun beats down.
517
00:34:41,862 --> 00:34:43,472
Women wear curlers.
518
00:34:43,472 --> 00:34:46,954
Men jam subways
to get to offices
519
00:34:46,954 --> 00:34:48,956
where they cheat
each other in business,
520
00:34:48,956 --> 00:34:52,002
or borrow and lend money
at exorbitant rates.
521
00:34:52,002 --> 00:34:55,919
Say, I hope I'’m not
stepping on any toes.
522
00:34:55,919 --> 00:34:58,705
-What line are you in?
-I'’m on the street.
523
00:34:58,705 --> 00:35:01,621
Well, I'’m sure
you'’ll find something soon.
524
00:35:04,189 --> 00:35:06,321
And this is my favorite room.
525
00:35:11,935 --> 00:35:14,373
I feel like
I'’ve stepped into the past.
526
00:35:14,373 --> 00:35:15,983
Lots of luck.But at night,
527
00:35:15,983 --> 00:35:18,725
ah, the stock exchange
is closed.
528
00:35:18,725 --> 00:35:19,987
The moon comes up.
529
00:35:19,987 --> 00:35:21,902
Candles flicker.
530
00:35:21,902 --> 00:35:23,512
Champagne pops.
531
00:35:23,512 --> 00:35:25,471
Women are gay and beautiful.
532
00:35:26,994 --> 00:35:28,996
Greta Garbo movies
533
00:35:28,996 --> 00:35:31,781
are on television.
534
00:35:31,781 --> 00:35:35,133
So obviously, the answer is
to sleep during the day
535
00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:36,699
and live at night.
536
00:35:37,874 --> 00:35:39,528
En garde!
537
00:35:39,528 --> 00:35:40,399
Uh-huh.
538
00:35:41,878 --> 00:35:43,793
[ yells in Japanese ][ yelps ]
539
00:35:45,099 --> 00:35:46,883
[ both grunting ]
540
00:35:48,363 --> 00:35:50,104
That'’s Japanese, you know?
541
00:35:50,104 --> 00:35:51,758
Not completely fair, I suppose.
542
00:35:51,758 --> 00:35:55,849
But, uh, in dueling,
Brown tells me, anything goes.
543
00:35:56,980 --> 00:35:58,547
[ yells in Japanese ]
544
00:36:00,375 --> 00:36:01,898
[ grunting ]
545
00:36:05,946 --> 00:36:07,252
Wonderful attack.
546
00:36:07,252 --> 00:36:09,079
Well, thank you, but actually--
547
00:36:09,079 --> 00:36:10,255
[ yells ]
[ screams ]
548
00:36:12,866 --> 00:36:14,172
Do you believe in destiny?
549
00:36:15,564 --> 00:36:17,566
No. I mean, not really.
550
00:36:17,566 --> 00:36:18,915
Good.
551
00:36:18,915 --> 00:36:20,482
Then I'’ll tell your fortune.
552
00:36:22,702 --> 00:36:25,313
I don'’t really believe in--Neither do I.
553
00:36:25,313 --> 00:36:27,402
It'’s bad luck
to be superstitious.
554
00:36:27,402 --> 00:36:29,317
But the cards are so pretty.
555
00:36:33,278 --> 00:36:35,323
[ yells in Japanese ][ groans ]
556
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:40,894
[ yells ]
557
00:36:40,894 --> 00:36:43,505
Now, the first card...
558
00:36:43,505 --> 00:36:46,116
represents your picture
of yourself.
559
00:36:46,116 --> 00:36:47,553
Oh, my.
560
00:36:47,553 --> 00:36:48,684
The Fool.
561
00:36:48,684 --> 00:36:50,120
Are you feeling foolish?
562
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,471
A little.
563
00:36:52,471 --> 00:36:55,387
You see, there'’s a party
in my apartment right now.
564
00:36:55,387 --> 00:36:57,432
And I should be there.
565
00:36:57,432 --> 00:37:00,609
But I walked out with Brubaker.
566
00:37:00,609 --> 00:37:02,524
And for some reasons,
I don'’t care.
567
00:37:02,524 --> 00:37:03,873
I'’m here, I'’m happy and--
568
00:37:03,873 --> 00:37:05,962
Oh, you don'’t look very happy.
569
00:37:05,962 --> 00:37:07,573
Did your husband beat you?
570
00:37:09,183 --> 00:37:10,880
How did you know I was married?
571
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:13,143
By your wedding ring. How else?
572
00:37:13,143 --> 00:37:14,362
[ Catherine chuckles ]
573
00:37:14,362 --> 00:37:15,929
Yes, of course.
574
00:37:15,929 --> 00:37:18,061
[ Andre yells in Japanese ]
575
00:37:19,106 --> 00:37:20,281
[ Howard grunts ]
576
00:37:26,983 --> 00:37:28,898
[ yells in Japanese,
then chuckles ]
577
00:37:28,898 --> 00:37:30,248
Permit me.
578
00:37:31,597 --> 00:37:33,338
En garde!Ow, ow!
579
00:37:37,907 --> 00:37:39,213
[ gasps ]
580
00:37:39,213 --> 00:37:40,867
GRACE:
The future.
581
00:37:40,867 --> 00:37:43,130
Mm, the World.
582
00:37:43,130 --> 00:37:45,437
This may mean that you'’re
about to make a decision
583
00:37:45,437 --> 00:37:47,961
and all choices
are open to you.
584
00:37:47,961 --> 00:37:50,398
Or it could mean that
you'’re about to take a trip.
585
00:37:50,398 --> 00:37:53,619
Are you planning one?No.
586
00:37:53,619 --> 00:37:55,360
You see?
587
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:56,839
It'’s all foolishness.
588
00:37:56,839 --> 00:37:59,059
I'’ve been thinking about--
589
00:37:59,059 --> 00:38:01,583
About leaving my husband.
590
00:38:01,583 --> 00:38:03,759
You see how these games
can get out of hand?
591
00:38:06,371 --> 00:38:08,024
I thought about it...
592
00:38:08,024 --> 00:38:09,983
for a long time.
593
00:38:14,466 --> 00:38:16,032
Are these
from your wedding cake?
594
00:38:16,032 --> 00:38:18,078
GRACE:
When Andre and I were married,
595
00:38:18,078 --> 00:38:20,733
they had just invented bread.
596
00:38:24,476 --> 00:38:26,608
[ Grace chuckles softly ]
597
00:38:26,608 --> 00:38:29,394
When we got married, people said
we looked more perfect
598
00:38:29,394 --> 00:38:31,134
than the figures on the cake.
599
00:38:32,527 --> 00:38:34,529
Two pretty people.
600
00:38:34,529 --> 00:38:36,662
But that'’s not enough.
601
00:38:36,662 --> 00:38:39,969
Well, I suppose there are times
when a trade-in is permissible.
602
00:38:41,754 --> 00:38:43,756
Then you think
I should leave him?
603
00:38:43,756 --> 00:38:46,715
No one should ever give advice.
604
00:38:46,715 --> 00:38:48,935
Why don'’t you leave it
up to the cards?
605
00:38:48,935 --> 00:38:51,894
You have one left
in your future.
606
00:38:54,549 --> 00:38:56,116
[ sabers clashing,
men grunting ]
607
00:38:56,116 --> 00:38:58,205
[ Andre yells in Japanese ]
608
00:39:08,955 --> 00:39:10,304
[ stammers ]
609
00:39:11,958 --> 00:39:13,220
Excellent.
610
00:39:13,220 --> 00:39:15,396
But that makes you
vulnerable for--
611
00:39:15,396 --> 00:39:17,355
Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!
612
00:39:19,444 --> 00:39:20,836
[ laughing ]
613
00:39:20,836 --> 00:39:21,968
Magnificent.
614
00:39:23,883 --> 00:39:25,580
A fine match.
615
00:39:25,580 --> 00:39:27,930
That was fun.[ panting ]
616
00:39:27,930 --> 00:39:29,105
Heh-heh, yeah.
617
00:39:29,105 --> 00:39:30,324
Fun.
618
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:34,502
That was fun.
A lot of fun.
619
00:39:34,502 --> 00:39:36,374
HOWARD:
This is some place.
620
00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:38,898
If my wife ever
got her hands on this--
621
00:39:42,292 --> 00:39:44,686
Brubaker?Hm?
622
00:39:44,686 --> 00:39:46,471
Why do people get married?
623
00:39:47,689 --> 00:39:49,952
I don'’t know. Uh...
624
00:39:49,952 --> 00:39:52,128
They do.
625
00:39:52,128 --> 00:39:54,914
You know there'’s a marriage in
this country every five seconds?
626
00:39:54,914 --> 00:39:57,917
So fast?They probably use computers.
627
00:39:57,917 --> 00:39:59,962
CATHERINE:
I would like
to live in a castle.
628
00:40:01,355 --> 00:40:03,009
HOWARD:
All alone?
629
00:40:03,009 --> 00:40:04,576
CATHERINE:
No, with a prince.
630
00:40:23,159 --> 00:40:25,161
I was a prince once.[ laughs ]
631
00:40:25,161 --> 00:40:27,337
No, in kindergarten
in this play.
632
00:40:27,337 --> 00:40:29,165
I mean, I played a prince...
633
00:40:29,165 --> 00:40:33,082
who was, uh, turned into a frog
by a wicked witch.
634
00:40:33,082 --> 00:40:35,389
And the only way
I could get un-frogged
635
00:40:35,389 --> 00:40:37,478
was by the kiss
of this beautiful princess.
636
00:40:37,478 --> 00:40:38,827
But when it came time
637
00:40:38,827 --> 00:40:40,438
for the girl who was
playing the princess
638
00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:42,004
to give me the kiss,
639
00:40:42,004 --> 00:40:43,745
she must'’ve thought
I looked terrible.
640
00:40:43,745 --> 00:40:45,704
I had this frog'’s head on
at the time.
641
00:40:45,704 --> 00:40:48,750
Just walked off-stage and, uh,
642
00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:50,926
it became the story
of the enchanted frog
643
00:40:50,926 --> 00:40:51,927
who stayed a frog.
644
00:40:51,927 --> 00:40:53,712
[ chuckles ]
645
00:40:53,712 --> 00:40:56,584
[ romantic theme playing]
646
00:41:04,592 --> 00:41:05,680
You are a prince.
647
00:41:17,736 --> 00:41:19,955
That'’s the first time in years
I'’ve kissed a woman
648
00:41:19,955 --> 00:41:21,696
without saying "goodbye,"
"good night"
649
00:41:21,696 --> 00:41:23,263
or "happy birthday."
650
00:41:24,569 --> 00:41:26,222
Well, I say it'’s the first time
651
00:41:26,222 --> 00:41:28,486
I'’ve kissed a man
who didn'’t kiss me first.
652
00:41:31,227 --> 00:41:32,620
I really shouldn'’t, uh...
653
00:41:35,449 --> 00:41:37,059
Forget it.No, no.
654
00:41:37,059 --> 00:41:39,235
What were you going to say?I was gonna say something
655
00:41:39,235 --> 00:41:41,673
I thought I should say,
but I didn'’t really mean it.
656
00:41:41,673 --> 00:41:43,457
Tonight--
No.
657
00:41:43,457 --> 00:41:46,286
Tonight, we only say
what we really mean.
658
00:41:47,548 --> 00:41:49,463
And do what
we really wanna do.
659
00:42:39,948 --> 00:42:42,821
[ romantic theme swells]
660
00:43:13,373 --> 00:43:15,897
[ singing in French ]
661
00:43:34,699 --> 00:43:36,004
Charmante.
662
00:43:37,484 --> 00:43:40,400
Well, the sun will come up
any time now.
663
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:41,531
Will you spend the day?
664
00:43:42,924 --> 00:43:44,926
Oh, uh, no, I'’m af--
665
00:43:44,926 --> 00:43:46,667
I think we'’d better be going.
666
00:43:46,667 --> 00:43:48,234
You'’ll come again, won'’t you?
667
00:43:48,234 --> 00:43:50,366
Thank you. We will. Au revoir, mademoiselle.
668
00:43:50,366 --> 00:43:53,282
Au revoir.Your friend is a good sport.
669
00:43:53,282 --> 00:43:55,154
[ chuckles, then stammers ]
670
00:43:55,154 --> 00:43:57,025
[ speaks in Japanese,
then chuckles ]
671
00:43:57,025 --> 00:43:59,462
[ dramatic theme playing]
672
00:44:41,113 --> 00:44:42,592
I'’m going to leave him.
673
00:44:43,855 --> 00:44:45,552
When?
674
00:44:45,552 --> 00:44:47,075
Today. Tonight.
675
00:44:47,075 --> 00:44:48,207
As soon as I can.
676
00:44:50,731 --> 00:44:52,559
If I wait too long,
he'’ll talk me out of it.
677
00:44:54,430 --> 00:44:57,607
Where will you go?Home.
678
00:44:57,607 --> 00:44:58,565
Paris.
679
00:45:02,612 --> 00:45:04,136
I'’ve never been to Paris.
680
00:45:04,136 --> 00:45:05,703
You'’d like it.
681
00:45:06,834 --> 00:45:08,096
It'’s very...
682
00:45:09,228 --> 00:45:10,098
romantic.
683
00:45:20,935 --> 00:45:22,937
Look, I don'’t know
how to put this.
684
00:45:25,113 --> 00:45:26,941
This has been the most
wonderful night of my life.
685
00:45:29,422 --> 00:45:30,466
I know that sounds--
686
00:45:33,252 --> 00:45:34,296
And if I had any--
687
00:45:40,389 --> 00:45:43,479
I guess it'’s back
to being a frog again, as usual.
688
00:45:44,567 --> 00:45:46,134
You are a prince.
689
00:45:52,358 --> 00:45:53,751
Permanently.
690
00:46:02,455 --> 00:46:03,804
I'’ve gotta go.
691
00:46:11,551 --> 00:46:12,552
Have a good trip.
692
00:46:14,249 --> 00:46:16,034
You too.
693
00:46:16,034 --> 00:46:17,818
To...
694
00:46:17,818 --> 00:46:19,559
Where is it
you have all those houses?
695
00:46:20,647 --> 00:46:22,170
Oh, Darien.
696
00:46:22,170 --> 00:46:23,911
That'’s not exactly Paris.
697
00:46:23,911 --> 00:46:25,304
[ chuckles softly ]
698
00:46:26,653 --> 00:46:29,047
[ elevator whirs, stops ]
699
00:46:31,614 --> 00:46:32,790
[ doors open softly ]
700
00:46:34,356 --> 00:46:35,270
Goodbye.
701
00:46:37,751 --> 00:46:39,405
We seem to say
a lot of goodbyes.
702
00:46:45,498 --> 00:46:46,412
Too many.
703
00:46:55,203 --> 00:46:56,422
[ sighs ]
704
00:47:00,861 --> 00:47:02,863
[ pigeons cooing ]
705
00:47:18,313 --> 00:47:20,272
[ dramatic theme playing]
706
00:47:27,540 --> 00:47:29,237
[ frog croaking ]
707
00:47:37,289 --> 00:47:39,160
[ continues croaking ]
708
00:48:03,663 --> 00:48:06,535
[ dramatic theme swells]
709
00:48:39,568 --> 00:48:41,570
[ doors whirring ]
710
00:49:08,641 --> 00:49:09,903
Hi.
711
00:49:11,470 --> 00:49:13,341
Hi.
712
00:49:13,341 --> 00:49:16,431
I'’m supposed to be
your new secretary.
713
00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:19,434
We met last night.
714
00:49:20,609 --> 00:49:22,046
At the party.
715
00:49:22,046 --> 00:49:24,048
Oh, yes.
You'’re the one with the--
716
00:49:24,048 --> 00:49:25,875
How are you?
717
00:49:25,875 --> 00:49:27,616
Tired. Heh.
718
00:49:27,616 --> 00:49:29,270
Me too.
719
00:49:29,270 --> 00:49:30,358
[ laughs ]
720
00:49:34,754 --> 00:49:35,798
Want a pill?
721
00:49:37,148 --> 00:49:38,584
What kind of pill?
722
00:49:38,584 --> 00:49:39,498
You tell me.
723
00:49:41,674 --> 00:49:43,067
No, thank you.
724
00:49:43,067 --> 00:49:45,895
Would you get my wife
on the phone?
725
00:49:45,895 --> 00:49:48,028
Sure.
726
00:49:48,028 --> 00:49:50,291
Um, what'’s your name?
727
00:49:51,423 --> 00:49:53,077
Brubaker, Howard.
728
00:49:54,643 --> 00:49:57,168
Is that
what you want me to call you?
729
00:49:57,168 --> 00:50:00,040
Well, yeah, you can call me
Mr. Bru-- Or Howard.
730
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,042
I-- Actually, whatever you want.
731
00:50:03,217 --> 00:50:04,392
Good.
732
00:50:04,392 --> 00:50:06,699
I'’m used
to working for swingers.
733
00:50:20,408 --> 00:50:22,193
[ doors whirring ]
734
00:50:31,637 --> 00:50:32,986
[ intercom buzzes ]
735
00:50:34,292 --> 00:50:36,120
Yes?NAOMI: Your wife, Bru.
736
00:50:37,773 --> 00:50:38,861
Bru?
737
00:50:43,127 --> 00:50:44,215
Oh, she--
738
00:50:45,651 --> 00:50:47,435
Phyllis?
739
00:50:47,435 --> 00:50:49,916
I'’ve got very something
important we have to talk about.
740
00:50:49,916 --> 00:50:52,310
Howard, I'’m so glad you called.
741
00:50:52,310 --> 00:50:54,616
A realtor is bringing a couple
over this morning
742
00:50:54,616 --> 00:50:56,531
to look at the house,
and if they like it,
743
00:50:56,531 --> 00:50:59,578
they wanna move in right away.Right away?
744
00:50:59,578 --> 00:51:02,059
They have another house
we can take temporarily.
745
00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:03,756
Of course,
it needs a lot of work.
746
00:51:03,756 --> 00:51:05,453
Uh, have you seen
your new office yet?
747
00:51:05,453 --> 00:51:07,716
Yes, I'’m in it now.
748
00:51:07,716 --> 00:51:10,067
How many windows are there?[ stammers ]
749
00:51:10,067 --> 00:51:11,242
Well, 11.
750
00:51:11,242 --> 00:51:13,548
Eleven?
751
00:51:13,548 --> 00:51:16,029
I'’ll come down on Monday
and see what I can do.
752
00:51:16,029 --> 00:51:18,292
Gunther say anything
about refurnishing it?
753
00:51:18,292 --> 00:51:20,816
No. You should see it,
it'’s barely--
754
00:51:20,816 --> 00:51:22,818
Look, Phyllis, please.
I must talk to you
755
00:51:22,818 --> 00:51:26,387
about something very important. Well, just ask him.
756
00:51:26,387 --> 00:51:27,736
Oh, Phyllis.
757
00:51:27,736 --> 00:51:29,869
Howard, don'’t be afraid.
758
00:51:29,869 --> 00:51:31,392
You'’ve got it coming to you.
759
00:51:31,392 --> 00:51:34,569
You'’re so avoidance-oriented.Phyllis--
760
00:51:34,569 --> 00:51:36,180
The Cranshaws can'’t
make it tonight.
761
00:51:36,180 --> 00:51:38,007
They'’re sick.Phyllis.
762
00:51:38,007 --> 00:51:40,923
But if we can find a recorder,
they'’ll send over their tapes.
763
00:51:40,923 --> 00:51:43,100
What tapes?[ doorbell rings ]
764
00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:44,710
There'’s the realtor.
I can'’t talk now.
765
00:51:44,710 --> 00:51:45,885
[ hangs up receiver ]
766
00:51:50,890 --> 00:51:52,326
Thank you for calling.
767
00:51:55,460 --> 00:51:57,026
[ doors whirring ]
768
00:51:59,420 --> 00:52:01,509
Well, Brubaker,
what do you think of it?
769
00:52:01,509 --> 00:52:04,686
Well, it'’s not exactly
the palace at Versa--
770
00:52:04,686 --> 00:52:06,906
Good lord, what happened to you?
Did you get mugged?
771
00:52:06,906 --> 00:52:10,823
Oh, no, no. I just haven'’t had
a chance to shave and change.
772
00:52:10,823 --> 00:52:12,738
A little celebration
is expected, Brubaker,
773
00:52:12,738 --> 00:52:14,131
but in moderation.
774
00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:15,567
I have these contracts here--
775
00:52:15,567 --> 00:52:17,873
Mr. Gunther, I'’m giving notice.
776
00:52:17,873 --> 00:52:19,919
Your notice of what?Quitting.
777
00:52:19,919 --> 00:52:21,877
You'’ll get my formal resignation
in the mail,
778
00:52:21,877 --> 00:52:23,662
but I'’d like to take
this opportunity to tell you--
779
00:52:23,662 --> 00:52:25,490
Brubaker, I'’ve known of men
who crack
780
00:52:25,490 --> 00:52:27,187
from the strain of life
at the top,
781
00:52:27,187 --> 00:52:28,971
but never after one day.
782
00:52:28,971 --> 00:52:30,712
It'’s been
a pleasant association,
783
00:52:30,712 --> 00:52:34,368
and my decision does not reflect
personally on anyone...
784
00:52:34,368 --> 00:52:36,327
It'’s just that
I'’ve made other plans.
785
00:52:40,069 --> 00:52:42,376
What other plans?
Suicide?
786
00:52:42,376 --> 00:52:43,638
What are you talking about,
Brubaker?
787
00:52:43,638 --> 00:52:45,727
Well, since you--
As a matter of fact,
788
00:52:45,727 --> 00:52:47,816
you were rather instrumental
in this whole thing.
789
00:52:47,816 --> 00:52:50,341
Here, by the way.
Thank you very much.
790
00:52:50,341 --> 00:52:53,082
Uh, you know the girl I met
at your party last night?
791
00:52:53,082 --> 00:52:54,823
Well, she'’s leaving her husband.
792
00:52:54,823 --> 00:52:56,869
And I'’ve decided
I am gonna go with her,
793
00:52:56,869 --> 00:52:58,827
if she'’ll let me,
to Paris tonight.
794
00:53:01,308 --> 00:53:03,484
Brubaker,
is this just alcohol?
795
00:53:04,833 --> 00:53:06,400
Or are you on drugs too?
796
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:08,533
Heh, no, I know
it sounds very strange
797
00:53:08,533 --> 00:53:10,274
but I'’m perfectly serious.
798
00:53:10,274 --> 00:53:12,319
I wanted to take
this opportunity to tell you
799
00:53:12,319 --> 00:53:14,103
that'’s it'’s been
a wonderful association
800
00:53:14,103 --> 00:53:17,890
and that my decision does not
reflect personally on anyone.
801
00:53:17,890 --> 00:53:20,066
All right, Brubaker,
if you wanna go and bundle
802
00:53:20,066 --> 00:53:21,850
with this tootsie--She'’s not a tootsie.
803
00:53:21,850 --> 00:53:23,722
She'’s a very beautiful,
wonderful girl.
804
00:53:23,722 --> 00:53:26,159
Okay, Brubaker.
If you wanna go off and bundle
805
00:53:26,159 --> 00:53:27,856
with this wonderful,
beautiful girl,
806
00:53:27,856 --> 00:53:29,902
why don'’t you take one week
of your vacation now--?
807
00:53:29,902 --> 00:53:31,991
Wait, you don'’t understand,
Mr. Gunther.
808
00:53:31,991 --> 00:53:33,514
I'’m not coming back.
809
00:53:36,604 --> 00:53:38,563
Brubaker.
810
00:53:38,563 --> 00:53:40,826
A girl you meet
at one of my parties?
811
00:53:40,826 --> 00:53:43,307
A drunken kiss,
an off-balance embrace,
812
00:53:43,307 --> 00:53:45,134
a couple of hours
in the downy billows?
813
00:53:45,134 --> 00:53:46,875
You don'’t understand.
814
00:53:46,875 --> 00:53:48,877
It was nothing like that.
See, she'’s...
815
00:53:50,357 --> 00:53:52,141
She'’s a princess
and I'’m a frog
816
00:53:52,141 --> 00:53:54,405
who got changed
into a prince.
817
00:53:54,405 --> 00:53:56,102
Brubaker--I was a prince at first.
818
00:53:56,102 --> 00:53:57,234
That'’s enough, Brubaker.
819
00:53:57,234 --> 00:53:58,931
But then I got changed
into a frog,
820
00:53:58,931 --> 00:54:00,498
and until her kiss--
821
00:54:00,498 --> 00:54:03,457
Brubaker, you are not a frog.Right.
822
00:54:03,457 --> 00:54:06,634
As cruel as this may seem
in your current state,
823
00:54:06,634 --> 00:54:09,463
I want you to recognize
that as the truth.
824
00:54:09,463 --> 00:54:10,682
I'’m not a frog now.
825
00:54:10,682 --> 00:54:13,859
I'’m a prince but I was a frog.
826
00:54:13,859 --> 00:54:16,731
Brubaker, repeat
this simple sentence after me.
827
00:54:18,255 --> 00:54:19,734
"I am not now,
828
00:54:19,734 --> 00:54:21,693
nor have I ever been a frog."
829
00:54:21,693 --> 00:54:24,435
No--Repeat, Brubaker.
830
00:54:24,435 --> 00:54:28,134
"I am not now,
nor have I ever been a frog."
831
00:54:32,791 --> 00:54:34,140
Brubaker, you need some rest.
832
00:54:34,140 --> 00:54:36,316
You also need
to consult a doctor.
833
00:54:36,316 --> 00:54:38,797
[ knob rattles ]
834
00:54:38,797 --> 00:54:42,104
Either a psychiatrist
or a veterinarian.
835
00:54:46,587 --> 00:54:48,720
[ car horns honking ]
836
00:55:01,689 --> 00:55:03,430
May I help you?Uh, yes.
837
00:55:03,430 --> 00:55:05,824
I-- I was here this morning.
838
00:55:05,824 --> 00:55:09,349
You know, a few hours ago,
with a girl.
839
00:55:09,349 --> 00:55:10,959
A woman.
840
00:55:10,959 --> 00:55:15,268
A blond. And she was wearing,
uh, a tuxedo.
841
00:55:15,268 --> 00:55:17,009
Uh, do you remember?
842
00:55:17,009 --> 00:55:19,577
Mrs. Gunther, 20E.
843
00:55:23,668 --> 00:55:26,932
Mrs. Gunther?
844
00:55:30,675 --> 00:55:32,198
[ doorbell rings ]
845
00:55:32,198 --> 00:55:33,982
[ water shuts off ]
846
00:55:36,855 --> 00:55:38,683
[ doorbell rings ]
847
00:55:49,215 --> 00:55:52,261
[ dramatic theme playing]
848
00:56:11,019 --> 00:56:13,761
My friend and I have decided
to go with the princess,
849
00:56:13,761 --> 00:56:14,719
if she'’ll have us.
850
00:56:29,298 --> 00:56:32,171
[ dramatic theme swells]
851
00:56:57,718 --> 00:56:59,328
Did you arrange for this?
852
00:56:59,328 --> 00:57:00,721
I wish I had.
853
00:57:03,158 --> 00:57:05,073
How do you think we look?
854
00:57:05,073 --> 00:57:07,162
Foolish, I guess.I hope so.
855
00:57:39,325 --> 00:57:41,327
You were very happy
as a child, weren'’t you?
856
00:57:41,327 --> 00:57:43,503
Yes, I was.
857
00:57:43,503 --> 00:57:45,287
Weren'’t you?Yeah.
858
00:57:46,941 --> 00:57:49,553
Did you have
any rotten childhood stories?
859
00:57:49,553 --> 00:57:51,206
No, I don'’t.
860
00:57:51,206 --> 00:57:52,556
Do you?No.
861
00:57:52,556 --> 00:57:53,731
[ chuckles ]
862
00:57:55,689 --> 00:57:59,432
When I was 10, my grandmother
gave me a goldfish bowl.
863
00:57:59,432 --> 00:58:02,391
And I saved up all my money
and I ran down to the pet shop
864
00:58:02,391 --> 00:58:04,393
and I bought two goldfish.
865
00:58:04,393 --> 00:58:05,873
The man put them in a carton
866
00:58:05,873 --> 00:58:07,396
like you eat
Chinese food out of.
867
00:58:07,396 --> 00:58:09,442
I remember because
he was eating Chinese food
868
00:58:09,442 --> 00:58:11,313
out of a carton just like it.
869
00:58:11,313 --> 00:58:15,317
I brought them home and I
opened the carton very carefully
870
00:58:15,317 --> 00:58:17,581
and I poured it in...
871
00:58:17,581 --> 00:58:19,974
and it turned out
to be chop suey.
872
00:58:19,974 --> 00:58:22,063
Because the man had given me
the wrong carton by mistake.
873
00:58:22,063 --> 00:58:24,457
[ laughs ]I was sitting there staring
874
00:58:24,457 --> 00:58:26,851
at all these noodles
and vegetables floating around
875
00:58:26,851 --> 00:58:28,374
and my father walked in.
876
00:58:28,374 --> 00:58:30,202
He looked at it and said,
"What'’s that?"
877
00:58:30,202 --> 00:58:31,812
And I said, "That'’s chop suey."
878
00:58:31,812 --> 00:58:33,379
And he said,
"Well, just remember,
879
00:58:33,379 --> 00:58:35,599
your mother and I aren'’t
gonna feed it for you."
880
00:58:35,599 --> 00:58:37,078
[ both laugh ]
881
00:58:37,078 --> 00:58:42,649
♪ Are we just April fools ♪
882
00:58:42,649 --> 00:58:48,612
♪ Who can'’t see all the dangerAround us? ♪
883
00:58:48,612 --> 00:58:54,443
♪ If we'’re just April fools ♪
884
00:58:54,443 --> 00:58:59,100
♪ I don'’t care ♪
885
00:58:59,100 --> 00:59:02,887
♪ True love has found us now ♪
886
00:59:02,887 --> 00:59:05,585
[ barking ]
887
00:59:10,242 --> 00:59:11,939
♪ In an April breeze ♪
888
00:59:11,939 --> 00:59:13,158
[ laughs ]
889
00:59:14,986 --> 00:59:20,992
♪ Once you came to me ♪
890
00:59:20,992 --> 00:59:26,563
♪ When you smiledI looked into your eyes ♪
891
00:59:26,563 --> 00:59:31,089
♪ And I knewI'’d be loving you ♪
892
00:59:31,089 --> 00:59:36,703
♪ And then you touchedMy hand ♪
893
00:59:36,703 --> 00:59:39,706
♪ And I learned ♪
894
00:59:39,706 --> 00:59:46,191
♪ April dreams can come true ♪
895
00:59:48,846 --> 00:59:51,283
[ players chattering ]
896
00:59:56,505 --> 00:59:59,117
I don'’t think Webster
has another year left in him.
897
01:00:00,945 --> 01:00:02,729
Better put him on the block.
898
01:00:08,082 --> 01:00:09,736
Buy someone to back up Ferroski.
899
01:00:12,739 --> 01:00:13,697
And that--
900
01:00:15,916 --> 01:00:18,963
Well, gentlemen, it appears
we have our first fan.
901
01:00:20,312 --> 01:00:21,618
Anyone know who she is?
902
01:00:23,054 --> 01:00:24,882
Never saw her before.
903
01:00:24,882 --> 01:00:26,057
New one to me.
904
01:00:29,669 --> 01:00:32,237
Well, I think this calls
for an official welcome.
905
01:00:32,237 --> 01:00:33,325
If you'’ll excuse me.
906
01:00:56,174 --> 01:00:57,915
Gunther'’s the name.
Buy you a drink?
907
01:00:59,917 --> 01:01:01,222
Oh, it'’s you.
908
01:01:08,621 --> 01:01:09,927
Hiya, Potter.
909
01:01:09,927 --> 01:01:11,842
My God, Howard,
you look terrible.
910
01:01:11,842 --> 01:01:13,626
What, I do?
Yeah, I guess I do.
911
01:01:13,626 --> 01:01:15,802
Uh, Scotch and water, please.
I feel wonderful.
912
01:01:15,802 --> 01:01:18,022
I met a girl last night
and we'’re going to Paris.
913
01:01:18,022 --> 01:01:19,937
What are you talking about?
What about Phyllis?
914
01:01:19,937 --> 01:01:21,852
She'’s not coming.
I want you to handle it.
915
01:01:21,852 --> 01:01:23,854
That'’s why I wanted to see you.
Give her anything she wants.
916
01:01:23,854 --> 01:01:25,420
The car, the house.A divorce?
917
01:01:25,420 --> 01:01:26,595
Yeah.
918
01:01:28,293 --> 01:01:30,469
What about your promotion?Oh, I quit.
919
01:01:30,469 --> 01:01:32,123
Which is probably just as well,
920
01:01:32,123 --> 01:01:34,125
because the girl turned out
to be Gunther'’s wife.
921
01:01:34,125 --> 01:01:36,780
Gunther'’s wife?Cheers.
922
01:01:36,780 --> 01:01:38,520
Last night, you didn'’t know
what tie to wear,
923
01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:40,827
and now you'’re running off
with the boss'’s wife?
924
01:01:40,827 --> 01:01:42,220
[ chuckles ]
925
01:01:42,220 --> 01:01:44,135
You better listen to me, Howard.Huh?
926
01:01:44,135 --> 01:01:46,006
You know what I think?
927
01:01:46,006 --> 01:01:47,225
You'’re moving too fast.
928
01:01:47,225 --> 01:01:48,792
Better get a hold of yourself.
Relax.
929
01:01:48,792 --> 01:01:50,010
I am relaxed.
930
01:01:50,010 --> 01:01:51,533
All my life, I'’ve been tense
931
01:01:51,533 --> 01:01:53,057
and never knew it.
932
01:01:53,057 --> 01:01:55,363
Potter, I met this girl
and I came alive.
933
01:01:55,363 --> 01:01:57,191
I laughed with her.
934
01:01:57,191 --> 01:01:59,716
I really laughed.
And I made her laugh.
935
01:01:59,716 --> 01:02:02,153
And we danced and I dueled.
I dueled.
936
01:02:02,153 --> 01:02:03,937
[ imitates Andre yelling
in Japanese, then chuckles ]
937
01:02:03,937 --> 01:02:06,461
And I bought her a frog.Howard, you'’re hysterical.
938
01:02:06,461 --> 01:02:08,899
[ chuckling ]Better have a drink. Two more.
939
01:02:15,557 --> 01:02:17,342
Well, what are you
doing here anyway?
940
01:02:18,909 --> 01:02:20,475
I came to talk to you.
941
01:02:20,475 --> 01:02:23,087
Can we go somewhere private?
942
01:02:23,087 --> 01:02:25,350
What'’s the matter with
right here? I own the place.
943
01:02:25,350 --> 01:02:28,353
It'’s as private as our own home.Yeah, I guess it is.
944
01:02:28,353 --> 01:02:29,746
That'’s the problem.
945
01:02:31,138 --> 01:02:33,227
We'’re so public.
946
01:02:33,227 --> 01:02:35,577
Our life, our friends.
947
01:02:35,577 --> 01:02:37,710
That apartment.Wait a minute.
948
01:02:37,710 --> 01:02:40,060
There may be things wrong
with our life and our friends,
949
01:02:40,060 --> 01:02:41,932
but there'’s nothing wrong
with that apartment.
950
01:02:41,932 --> 01:02:44,108
I'’ve got over $300,000
in that little hovel.
951
01:02:44,108 --> 01:02:45,762
It'’s a goddamn showplace.
952
01:02:45,762 --> 01:02:47,851
Didn'’t you hear people
talking about it last night?
953
01:02:47,851 --> 01:02:50,549
Well, I left early.Yeah, that'’s right.
954
01:02:50,549 --> 01:02:53,247
Where the hell did you go
anyway?
955
01:02:53,247 --> 01:02:56,163
Oh, I know. Don'’t tell me.
956
01:02:56,163 --> 01:02:57,948
You had
one of your romantic fits
957
01:02:57,948 --> 01:03:01,038
and you went walking in the park
looking for wounded birds.
958
01:03:01,038 --> 01:03:03,214
Let me tell you something.
This is New York City.
959
01:03:03,214 --> 01:03:06,043
And any girl who goes walking
alone at night in the park
960
01:03:06,043 --> 01:03:09,089
is not romantic, she'’s crazy.
Do you know what can happen?
961
01:03:09,089 --> 01:03:10,917
I'’m sorry, but we can'’t
talk here. I'’m leaving.
962
01:03:10,917 --> 01:03:12,963
You'’re leaving for where?Paris.
963
01:03:12,963 --> 01:03:13,964
Paris.
964
01:03:15,139 --> 01:03:16,531
Paris?
965
01:03:16,531 --> 01:03:19,012
Why is suddenly
everybody going to Paris?
966
01:03:19,012 --> 01:03:20,492
Is there a party?
967
01:03:20,492 --> 01:03:22,755
First this maniac
in my investment department
968
01:03:22,755 --> 01:03:24,713
who thinks he'’s a tadpole,
and now you.
969
01:03:24,713 --> 01:03:26,672
What has come over everybody?
970
01:03:26,672 --> 01:03:27,934
Just when I'’m feeling good,
971
01:03:27,934 --> 01:03:29,893
you decide to drop it
on old Ted.
972
01:03:29,893 --> 01:03:31,895
Well, forget it.
I'’m not gonna let you do it.
973
01:03:31,895 --> 01:03:33,505
I'’m not gonna
let you spoil my day!
974
01:03:33,505 --> 01:03:35,246
I'’m sorry--I don'’t wanna hear
975
01:03:35,246 --> 01:03:36,813
any apologies!
976
01:03:39,685 --> 01:03:41,730
This day is
too important for me.
977
01:03:43,167 --> 01:03:44,908
And just remember
for the next time
978
01:03:44,908 --> 01:03:47,432
to have more respect
for the other fellow'’s feelings.
979
01:04:00,010 --> 01:04:03,230
Potter,
you'’re an unhappily married man.
980
01:04:03,230 --> 01:04:04,449
Can'’t you understand?
981
01:04:04,449 --> 01:04:05,798
Didn'’t you ever meet a girl
982
01:04:05,798 --> 01:04:07,147
that made you feel different?
983
01:04:07,147 --> 01:04:08,322
Yes.
984
01:04:11,195 --> 01:04:13,501
I never told this
to anyone before.
985
01:04:14,981 --> 01:04:17,636
There was this girl.Oh...
986
01:04:17,636 --> 01:04:19,116
She was divorced.
987
01:04:19,116 --> 01:04:22,684
Her name was
Barbara Jo Wilkerson.
988
01:04:22,684 --> 01:04:24,773
She was beautiful. Beautiful.
989
01:04:24,773 --> 01:04:26,471
She was suing her dentist.
990
01:04:26,471 --> 01:04:29,474
Her 6-year-old son'’s dentist,
actually,
991
01:04:29,474 --> 01:04:32,520
and I was
representing the dentist.
992
01:04:32,520 --> 01:04:35,567
I'’ll never forget the first
thing I ever said to her.
993
01:04:35,567 --> 01:04:37,395
Yeah, what? What? What?
994
01:04:39,397 --> 01:04:43,096
"Mrs. Wilkerson,
my name is Potter Shrader...
995
01:04:44,924 --> 01:04:47,057
and I'’m Dr. Zimmerman'’s
attorney."
996
01:04:48,885 --> 01:04:50,538
That'’s it?
What, that'’s it? Oh.
997
01:04:50,538 --> 01:04:52,801
Well, the first thing
I said to Catherine, I said:
998
01:04:52,801 --> 01:04:55,021
"Hi. Brubaker'’s the name.
Buy you a drink?"
999
01:04:55,021 --> 01:04:57,502
You know what she said?Howard, Howard.
1000
01:04:57,502 --> 01:04:59,243
Howard, will you please
let me finish?
1001
01:04:59,243 --> 01:05:00,548
Oh, yeah.
Anyway,
1002
01:05:00,548 --> 01:05:02,028
one thing led to another,
1003
01:05:02,028 --> 01:05:03,769
and for about three weeks,
1004
01:05:03,769 --> 01:05:06,076
I was feeling the same way
you'’re feeling now.
1005
01:05:06,076 --> 01:05:08,817
I was gonna
leave Mimsy and the twins.
1006
01:05:08,817 --> 01:05:10,819
Yeah, we were
gonna run off to Wyoming
1007
01:05:10,819 --> 01:05:12,952
and get married
and raise horses.
1008
01:05:12,952 --> 01:05:14,780
What do you know about horses?
1009
01:05:14,780 --> 01:05:16,390
What do I know about the law?
1010
01:05:16,390 --> 01:05:17,914
I was gonna
read a book about it.
1011
01:05:19,132 --> 01:05:22,048
Also, how to play guitar.
1012
01:05:22,048 --> 01:05:24,529
Oh, you were gonna learn
how to play?
1013
01:05:24,529 --> 01:05:28,054
You see, we had
this little story we'’d act out.
1014
01:05:28,054 --> 01:05:30,970
She was a saloon hostess,
and I was...
1015
01:05:32,624 --> 01:05:35,235
I was the Sundance Kid
who carried her off.
1016
01:05:35,235 --> 01:05:37,368
I'’m a frog,
and she'’s a princess.
1017
01:05:37,368 --> 01:05:39,326
Yeah, I'’d saunter
into her saloon...
1018
01:05:39,326 --> 01:05:42,242
We called it
the Golden Garter.
1019
01:05:42,242 --> 01:05:45,028
...and I'’d say, "Give me
a double whiskey, please."
1020
01:05:45,028 --> 01:05:47,421
Right.And she'’d say:
1021
01:05:47,421 --> 01:05:51,643
"Is that all you think about,
Kid? Whiskey?"
1022
01:05:51,643 --> 01:05:54,298
And I-- See, I had a drinking
problem in those days,
1023
01:05:54,298 --> 01:05:56,343
and this was
kind of good therapy for me.
1024
01:05:56,343 --> 01:06:00,086
And I'’d say,
"Oh, no, little lady.
1025
01:06:00,086 --> 01:06:02,523
I'’ve got something else
on my mind too."
1026
01:06:02,523 --> 01:06:04,177
Yeah?
1027
01:06:04,177 --> 01:06:06,701
And then she'’d smile.
1028
01:06:06,701 --> 01:06:09,922
Oh, my God, Howard.
She had such beautiful teeth.
1029
01:06:12,403 --> 01:06:15,145
Wonder why she never
took her kid to her dentist.
1030
01:06:16,668 --> 01:06:20,672
And then she'’d say, "Oh, yeah?
1031
01:06:20,672 --> 01:06:22,761
Well, show me, Kid."
1032
01:06:22,761 --> 01:06:24,763
And then I'’d--
1033
01:06:24,763 --> 01:06:25,764
I'’d--
1034
01:06:27,026 --> 01:06:28,506
Oh, my God, Howard,
1035
01:06:28,506 --> 01:06:30,595
you don'’t know
what it can be like.
1036
01:06:30,595 --> 01:06:32,118
But I do.
I'’ve been trying to tell you.
1037
01:06:32,118 --> 01:06:33,380
I'’ve got it with this girl.
1038
01:06:33,380 --> 01:06:35,730
I even prepared
a speech for Mimsy.
1039
01:06:35,730 --> 01:06:36,993
It was as long as a brief.
1040
01:06:36,993 --> 01:06:38,429
I memorized the key words
1041
01:06:38,429 --> 01:06:40,257
and wrote '’em down
on index cards.
1042
01:06:40,257 --> 01:06:42,563
The night I was gonna
drop it on her,
1043
01:06:42,563 --> 01:06:44,739
I called her into the room
and I said:
1044
01:06:44,739 --> 01:06:47,307
"Hold onto your hat."
1045
01:06:47,307 --> 01:06:49,440
Then I reached into my pocket.
1046
01:06:52,095 --> 01:06:54,662
Well, you know
what they say, Howard.
1047
01:06:54,662 --> 01:06:58,710
You never lose anything
you don'’t really wanna lose.
1048
01:07:00,668 --> 01:07:03,671
So the next day,
I made out a new set of cards
1049
01:07:03,671 --> 01:07:06,283
and dropped '’em
on Barbara Jo.
1050
01:07:06,283 --> 01:07:08,720
Well, it'’s not the same thing.Have an affair with her.
1051
01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:10,896
Will you shush?Nothing shameful about it.
1052
01:07:10,896 --> 01:07:12,854
Maybe there is
something shameful about it,
1053
01:07:12,854 --> 01:07:14,508
but it'’s better
than breaking up a family.
1054
01:07:14,508 --> 01:07:16,293
Potter, this is not an affair.
1055
01:07:16,293 --> 01:07:18,208
That'’s what Barbara Jo and I
used to say.
1056
01:07:18,208 --> 01:07:20,471
Don'’t you ever regret
letting her go?
1057
01:07:20,471 --> 01:07:23,213
Every time I see a horse.
1058
01:07:23,213 --> 01:07:26,477
But there'’s certain things
that a person has to sacrifice.
1059
01:07:26,477 --> 01:07:28,000
Oh, I'’ve been doing it,
1060
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:30,524
sacrificing for 12 years,
12 years.
1061
01:07:30,524 --> 01:07:32,309
Only thing Phyllis and I
ever talk about
1062
01:07:32,309 --> 01:07:35,312
are the Hortons or the Cranshaws
or carpenters and plumbers.
1063
01:07:35,312 --> 01:07:36,878
Irv and Sally Plummer?
1064
01:07:36,878 --> 01:07:39,707
We'’re having dinner with them
tomorrow night.
1065
01:07:39,707 --> 01:07:42,014
Well, I'’m not.
I'’m going to Paris.
1066
01:07:42,014 --> 01:07:44,103
You draw up the papers,
give her everything,
1067
01:07:44,103 --> 01:07:47,063
and I'’ll send you the address
where you can send the bill.
1068
01:07:47,063 --> 01:07:48,629
Howard, come back.What?
1069
01:07:48,629 --> 01:07:49,978
Let'’s have a drink
1070
01:07:49,978 --> 01:07:51,154
and talk this out.I haven'’t got time.
1071
01:07:51,154 --> 01:07:52,764
I wanna see her again
before we go.
1072
01:07:52,764 --> 01:07:53,721
Howard!
1073
01:07:55,245 --> 01:07:57,247
Let go, Potter.What will you do there?
1074
01:07:57,247 --> 01:07:59,075
How will you live?I'’ll teach dueling.
1075
01:07:59,075 --> 01:08:00,728
Don'’t do it.Let go!
1076
01:08:00,728 --> 01:08:03,209
She'’s not worth it!
1077
01:08:03,209 --> 01:08:04,297
You'’ll be sorry!
1078
01:08:05,690 --> 01:08:07,779
Call Barbara Jo!
1079
01:08:11,087 --> 01:08:12,784
If you want
to change your mind, I...
1080
01:08:12,784 --> 01:08:14,177
What, are you kidding?
1081
01:08:15,830 --> 01:08:17,658
You don'’t wanna
change your mind, do you?
1082
01:08:17,658 --> 01:08:19,921
No. I feel very--
1083
01:08:19,921 --> 01:08:20,922
Very certain.
1084
01:08:24,317 --> 01:08:26,624
You happy?
Yes.
1085
01:08:26,624 --> 01:08:27,712
Me too.
1086
01:08:28,930 --> 01:08:30,323
Yes.
1087
01:08:35,981 --> 01:08:38,418
Well, I-- I'’ll just see you
at the airport.
1088
01:08:39,550 --> 01:08:40,855
Yes.
1089
01:08:56,393 --> 01:08:57,263
Goodbye.
1090
01:08:59,091 --> 01:09:01,137
We do say a lot of goodbyes.
1091
01:09:15,716 --> 01:09:18,893
[ passengers chattering
indistinctly ]
1092
01:09:18,893 --> 01:09:20,199
Thank you.
1093
01:09:25,422 --> 01:09:27,163
[ slurring ]
He didn'’t make it.
1094
01:09:28,903 --> 01:09:30,340
You didn'’t do it, buddy.
1095
01:09:30,340 --> 01:09:32,342
I knew you wouldn'’t do it,
I knew.
1096
01:09:32,342 --> 01:09:33,865
Could I have a Scotch and water?
1097
01:09:33,865 --> 01:09:36,302
He was gonna run off
with some French cookie.
1098
01:09:36,302 --> 01:09:38,174
I told him not to do it.
1099
01:09:38,174 --> 01:09:40,088
Why not?
Huh?
1100
01:09:40,088 --> 01:09:41,916
They were going to Paris.
1101
01:09:41,916 --> 01:09:43,396
What'’s her name?
1102
01:09:43,396 --> 01:09:45,355
Who?Your French cookie.
1103
01:09:45,355 --> 01:09:47,400
I don'’t think
that'’s any of your business.
1104
01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:49,446
Oh, that'’s no attitude, pal.
1105
01:09:49,446 --> 01:09:52,623
Just because she shot you down.
Give your buddies a chance.
1106
01:09:52,623 --> 01:09:54,451
She didn'’t shoot me down,
and I'’m not your buddy.
1107
01:09:54,451 --> 01:09:56,670
I don'’t know who he is.Tsk, tsk.
1108
01:09:56,670 --> 01:09:59,238
Howard, this is Matt Benson.
1109
01:09:59,238 --> 01:10:01,066
Matt Benson,
this is Howard Brubaker.
1110
01:10:01,066 --> 01:10:02,502
How do, pal?
1111
01:10:02,502 --> 01:10:04,548
Now, what about
this bimbo'’s number?
1112
01:10:04,548 --> 01:10:07,115
Look, she'’s not a bimbo, and I'’m
not gonna give you her number,
1113
01:10:07,115 --> 01:10:08,813
and I am going to Paris tonight.
1114
01:10:08,813 --> 01:10:11,424
Ha, sure, pal.
That'’s what I tell them too.
1115
01:10:11,424 --> 01:10:13,252
But this train only goes
to New Haven.
1116
01:10:13,252 --> 01:10:16,386
Hey, that'’s good. That'’s good!
1117
01:10:16,386 --> 01:10:19,084
"This train only goes
to New Haven."
1118
01:10:19,084 --> 01:10:20,390
[ chuckles ]
1119
01:10:20,390 --> 01:10:22,218
MAN 1: Let me have
a Scotch on the rocks.
1120
01:10:22,218 --> 01:10:24,220
You can'’t go to Paris
in this train, buddy.
1121
01:10:24,220 --> 01:10:26,439
This train only goes
to New Haven.
1122
01:10:26,439 --> 01:10:30,051
I'’ll tell you what, pal,
I'’ll make you a trade.
1123
01:10:30,051 --> 01:10:33,707
Gina Hernandez,
half Basque, half Italian.
1124
01:10:33,707 --> 01:10:35,883
I don'’t want
any half-Basque Italians.
1125
01:10:35,883 --> 01:10:40,671
This train doesn'’t
go to Italy, heh.
1126
01:10:40,671 --> 01:10:42,325
Okay, I'’m reasonable, pal.
1127
01:10:42,325 --> 01:10:44,849
You wanna go
to the A material, huh?
1128
01:10:44,849 --> 01:10:46,242
Okay. Heh.
1129
01:10:46,242 --> 01:10:48,722
MAN 2: Make mine
a rock and rye.
1130
01:10:48,722 --> 01:10:52,117
Tabitha Sternowski,
Greek and Polish.
1131
01:10:52,117 --> 01:10:54,598
Belly dancer.
1132
01:10:54,598 --> 01:10:56,034
Also yodels.
1133
01:10:56,034 --> 01:10:59,255
[ yodels softly,
then chuckles ]
1134
01:10:59,255 --> 01:11:02,345
Look, I--
What'’s the use? Excuse me.
1135
01:11:02,345 --> 01:11:04,564
MATT:
Unreasonable.
Well, we'’ll have another smash
1136
01:11:04,564 --> 01:11:06,131
and we'’ll talk about it,
all right?
1137
01:11:06,131 --> 01:11:07,480
I'’ll have another one here.
1138
01:11:07,480 --> 01:11:09,613
This guy here.
Make it a double.
1139
01:11:10,744 --> 01:11:12,659
Oh, darling.Dearest.
1140
01:11:12,659 --> 01:11:16,097
Now, the first thing I want
everyone to do is to keep calm.
1141
01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:18,839
Where'’s Cath?
1142
01:11:23,931 --> 01:11:25,368
You poor kid.
1143
01:11:26,630 --> 01:11:27,805
You know,
1144
01:11:27,805 --> 01:11:29,589
when Les told me about this,
1145
01:11:29,589 --> 01:11:31,852
I said,
"I just don'’t believe it."
1146
01:11:31,852 --> 01:11:34,899
I mean, if two guys like you
and Ted can'’t make it,
1147
01:11:34,899 --> 01:11:38,206
what hope is there
for the rest of us?
1148
01:11:38,206 --> 01:11:40,687
Right, fella?
Hm.
1149
01:11:40,687 --> 01:11:42,559
I'’m sorry
to cause all that trouble.
1150
01:11:42,559 --> 01:11:45,083
Trouble? Trouble?Oh, trouble?
1151
01:11:45,083 --> 01:11:46,867
How can there be any trouble
1152
01:11:46,867 --> 01:11:50,480
between sensitive people
who understand each other?
1153
01:11:50,480 --> 01:11:52,046
Les is right, Cath.
1154
01:11:56,486 --> 01:11:58,705
CONDUCTOR:
Darien.
1155
01:11:58,705 --> 01:12:00,098
Darien.
1156
01:12:01,621 --> 01:12:03,406
[ brakes squeal ]
1157
01:12:05,538 --> 01:12:07,148
All right, oh, here we are.
1158
01:12:07,148 --> 01:12:08,889
Dorinda Ustafian.Huh?
1159
01:12:08,889 --> 01:12:11,196
Part Armenian, part Chinese.
1160
01:12:11,196 --> 01:12:12,676
Knows rope tricks.
1161
01:12:12,676 --> 01:12:14,155
No.
1162
01:12:14,155 --> 01:12:17,115
Okay. Okay.
Oh! Oh!
1163
01:12:17,115 --> 01:12:20,161
Almida Van Hooten,
Dutch and Byzantine.
1164
01:12:20,161 --> 01:12:22,207
Makes her own chocolate.No, thank you.
1165
01:12:22,207 --> 01:12:25,602
You don'’t understand. I'’m going
to Paris with this cookie.
1166
01:12:25,602 --> 01:12:28,344
This train don'’t stop at cookie.I'’m a reasonable guy.
1167
01:12:28,344 --> 01:12:30,824
All right. All right.
1168
01:12:30,824 --> 01:12:32,913
I'’m gonna level
with you, huh?
1169
01:12:32,913 --> 01:12:34,393
I'’m gonna tell you something
1170
01:12:34,393 --> 01:12:36,569
that I have never told
anybody in my life.
1171
01:12:36,569 --> 01:12:38,136
Not even my analyst.
1172
01:12:40,138 --> 01:12:42,532
I'’ve got a thing
for foreign girls.
1173
01:12:42,532 --> 01:12:44,011
Yeah.It'’s probably because
1174
01:12:44,011 --> 01:12:45,709
I don'’t get
to do much traveling.
1175
01:12:57,068 --> 01:12:59,940
Listen, you want my wife?
1176
01:12:59,940 --> 01:13:02,203
She'’s from Iowa, but you get
a couple of drinks in her,
1177
01:13:02,203 --> 01:13:03,857
she can get pretty happy.
1178
01:13:03,857 --> 01:13:05,598
LESLIE:
Catherine,
1179
01:13:05,598 --> 01:13:09,297
as your friend
and neighbor, heh,
1180
01:13:09,297 --> 01:13:12,953
and also as a concerned
and sensitive person--
1181
01:13:12,953 --> 01:13:15,086
Oh, Leslie,
please leave me alone.
1182
01:13:15,086 --> 01:13:17,349
I realize you'’re only doing
what you think is best,
1183
01:13:17,349 --> 01:13:20,265
but no one else knows
what'’s best for anyone else.
1184
01:13:20,265 --> 01:13:23,007
Oh, come on, guy.
1185
01:13:23,007 --> 01:13:25,096
Les has helped a lot of fellas.
1186
01:13:25,096 --> 01:13:26,924
Listen, if you touch me
once again,
1187
01:13:26,924 --> 01:13:28,404
I'’ll give you a sock in the eye!
1188
01:13:28,404 --> 01:13:29,753
Now get out of here,
both of you!
1189
01:13:29,753 --> 01:13:31,581
Oh.
1190
01:13:31,581 --> 01:13:34,235
Heh, come on, sweetheart.
Let'’s go down to the old courts
1191
01:13:34,235 --> 01:13:36,107
and smack the old ball around
a little bit.
1192
01:13:41,678 --> 01:13:44,115
Everybody thinks
I'’m with a client.
1193
01:13:44,115 --> 01:13:45,551
You know where I'’m at?No.
1194
01:13:45,551 --> 01:13:46,987
A foreign movie.
1195
01:13:46,987 --> 01:13:48,772
It doesn'’t even matter
which country.
1196
01:13:48,772 --> 01:13:50,251
CONDUCTOR:
Bridgeport!
1197
01:13:50,251 --> 01:13:51,905
Bridgeport?
I live in Darien.
1198
01:13:51,905 --> 01:13:53,167
I live in Stamford.
1199
01:13:53,167 --> 01:13:55,126
What about your pal?Fairfield.
1200
01:13:55,126 --> 01:13:57,389
Fairfield? That'’s right.
Just give me a little nudge
1201
01:13:57,389 --> 01:13:58,695
when we hit Fairfield.
1202
01:13:58,695 --> 01:14:00,871
Third time this week
I'’ve missed it.
1203
01:14:00,871 --> 01:14:03,656
I don'’t think
they announce Stamford.
1204
01:14:03,656 --> 01:14:05,484
Let me hear
you call Stamford!
1205
01:14:05,484 --> 01:14:07,486
Bridgeport!See what I mean?
1206
01:14:07,486 --> 01:14:09,183
HOWARD: Come on.CONDUCTOR: Bridgeport.
1207
01:14:10,968 --> 01:14:13,361
[ brakes squeal ]
1208
01:14:16,408 --> 01:14:18,758
MAN [ over P.A. ]:
Your attention, please.
1209
01:14:18,758 --> 01:14:22,849
This is the 7:15arriving at Bridgeport.
1210
01:14:22,849 --> 01:14:24,808
This is the last stop.
1211
01:14:24,808 --> 01:14:27,201
No passengers...Hey, 7:15 already?
1212
01:14:27,201 --> 01:14:28,725
It'’ll be almost 8
before I get home.
1213
01:14:28,725 --> 01:14:31,118
Look, I gotta call her.
Hey, watch him.
1214
01:14:53,184 --> 01:14:55,403
Catherine? It'’s okay.
We'’re gonna get a cab.
1215
01:14:57,231 --> 01:14:59,190
Bridgeport. I missed my stop.
But it'’s all right,
1216
01:14:59,190 --> 01:15:01,409
we'’re gonna get a taxi.Let me talk to her.
1217
01:15:01,409 --> 01:15:03,455
Brubaker, are you all right?[ clamoring over phone ]
1218
01:15:03,455 --> 01:15:05,370
Hello, baby.
This is Matt Benson.
1219
01:15:05,370 --> 01:15:07,111
Don'’t worry.
We'’re gonna get a taxi.
1220
01:15:07,111 --> 01:15:08,634
Don'’t worry about anything.
1221
01:15:08,634 --> 01:15:10,636
Where do you work, sweetheart? Brubaker?
1222
01:15:10,636 --> 01:15:11,724
You work downtown? Brubaker?
1223
01:15:11,724 --> 01:15:12,899
I can'’t hear you.
1224
01:15:12,899 --> 01:15:14,684
What do you think
of fried bananas?
1225
01:15:14,684 --> 01:15:16,729
No, everything
is just fine.
1226
01:15:16,729 --> 01:15:19,166
This train
don'’t stop at cookies.
1227
01:15:19,166 --> 01:15:21,299
[ laughing ]
1228
01:15:23,301 --> 01:15:24,824
I know a nice Filipino joint.
1229
01:15:24,824 --> 01:15:26,522
HOWARD:
Don'’t worry. We'’ll get a taxi.
1230
01:15:26,522 --> 01:15:27,914
MATT:
You work downtown, baby?
1231
01:15:27,914 --> 01:15:29,437
I promise,
I'’m gonna tell Phyllis,
1232
01:15:29,437 --> 01:15:30,743
and everything will-- Habla español?
1233
01:15:30,743 --> 01:15:32,397
Would you like some gum?
Chocolate?
1234
01:15:32,397 --> 01:15:34,007
American nylons?I won'’t be late.
1235
01:15:34,007 --> 01:15:36,793
I'’ll see you at the airport,
Catherine.
1236
01:15:36,793 --> 01:15:39,317
Come on, get out of here.
I'’ve gotta get a cab.
1237
01:15:41,406 --> 01:15:42,320
Taxi!
1238
01:16:10,478 --> 01:16:13,917
[ Matt mumbling indistinctly ]
1239
01:16:16,310 --> 01:16:18,312
I'’ll write you from Paris.
Thank you, Potter.
1240
01:16:18,312 --> 01:16:20,358
Think nothing of it.
1241
01:16:20,358 --> 01:16:22,752
Hey, there'’s Mimsy'’s car.
Mimsy'’s here.
1242
01:16:22,752 --> 01:16:24,797
We'’re gonna have dinner
with you tonight.
1243
01:16:24,797 --> 01:16:27,104
Come on, let'’s go to dinner.Look, you don'’t understand.
1244
01:16:27,104 --> 01:16:28,671
DRIVER:
What'’s happening?
1245
01:16:28,671 --> 01:16:30,411
Will you keep the meter running
for a minute?
1246
01:16:30,411 --> 01:16:32,370
Hey, Benson!
1247
01:16:32,370 --> 01:16:34,111
Wait a minute!Oh, let him go.
1248
01:16:34,111 --> 01:16:38,202
Let'’s go to dinner, Benson.
Dinnertime, buddy. Dinner.
1249
01:16:38,202 --> 01:16:41,945
[ singing softly in French ]Oh, Potter, where are you going?
1250
01:16:41,945 --> 01:16:43,250
[ shushes ]
1251
01:16:44,469 --> 01:16:46,732
Back door.
1252
01:16:46,732 --> 01:16:49,822
Give us a chance
to freshen up a bit.
1253
01:16:49,822 --> 01:16:53,478
Mimsy'’s got this thing
about drinking.
1254
01:16:53,478 --> 01:16:55,436
She thinks I'’m an alcoholic.
1255
01:16:58,614 --> 01:17:02,269
But there are a lot of stages
of becoming an alcoholic.
1256
01:17:02,269 --> 01:17:04,184
First,
there'’s your morning drinker,
1257
01:17:04,184 --> 01:17:06,012
and then there'’s
your secret drinker.
1258
01:17:06,012 --> 01:17:08,580
Potter, watch out for the steps!
1259
01:17:08,580 --> 01:17:10,843
We keep saying we'’re gonna fix--
1260
01:17:10,843 --> 01:17:13,846
[ loud clattering ]
1261
01:17:13,846 --> 01:17:16,283
[ barks, then whimpering ]
1262
01:17:16,283 --> 01:17:17,502
That must be Howard.
1263
01:17:20,505 --> 01:17:22,855
POTTER:
Now, at a certain point,
1264
01:17:22,855 --> 01:17:26,163
you reach a plateau where you
become a problem drinker.
1265
01:17:27,773 --> 01:17:30,167
Seriously, Howard,
1266
01:17:30,167 --> 01:17:32,169
you don'’t think
I drink too much, do you?
1267
01:17:33,692 --> 01:17:35,999
I don'’t think
you drink too much.
1268
01:17:35,999 --> 01:17:39,002
Me and my goddamn ambition,
that'’s all I think about.
1269
01:17:40,568 --> 01:17:42,788
Well, a person can change.
1270
01:17:42,788 --> 01:17:45,617
To hell with the money.
We'’ve got enough of that.
1271
01:17:45,617 --> 01:17:49,316
Starting tomorrow, I'’m gonna
spend three days a week at home.
1272
01:17:49,316 --> 01:17:52,493
We'’ll just lie around,
listen to records.
1273
01:17:52,493 --> 01:17:54,452
Get to know each other again.
1274
01:17:54,452 --> 01:17:56,628
I don'’t want to lie around
listening to records.
1275
01:17:56,628 --> 01:17:58,935
Well, then we'’ll go out,
sit in the park,
1276
01:17:58,935 --> 01:18:01,111
get drunk,
hang around the museums.
1277
01:18:01,111 --> 01:18:02,982
Remember how it used be, Cath?
1278
01:18:02,982 --> 01:18:05,637
Ted, please don'’t try
to charm me.
1279
01:18:05,637 --> 01:18:09,075
Charm? If that'’s what I have,
I'’ll give it up.
1280
01:18:10,729 --> 01:18:13,340
Everything I have
means nothing to me without...
1281
01:18:15,995 --> 01:18:18,606
Cathy, you want me
to sell the Rockets?
1282
01:18:18,606 --> 01:18:20,652
No, they'’re not standing
between us.
1283
01:18:20,652 --> 01:18:23,524
Twelve of the roughest,
toughest men on ice.
1284
01:18:23,524 --> 01:18:25,526
Sure champions.
1285
01:18:25,526 --> 01:18:27,050
But I'’ll give '’em up...[ snaps ]
1286
01:18:27,050 --> 01:18:28,225
...just like that.
1287
01:18:29,748 --> 01:18:32,098
No, it-- It'’s too late.
1288
01:18:32,098 --> 01:18:33,621
When there'’s no love...
1289
01:18:36,581 --> 01:18:39,105
Love?
What has love got to do with it?
1290
01:18:39,105 --> 01:18:40,585
This is the 20th century.
1291
01:18:40,585 --> 01:18:42,500
Last night, I met two people,
1292
01:18:42,500 --> 01:18:45,503
and they are still in love
after 35 years of marriage.
1293
01:18:45,503 --> 01:18:48,114
It was in their eyes.
1294
01:18:48,114 --> 01:18:51,117
And this afternoon,
I saw what was in your eyes.
1295
01:18:51,117 --> 01:18:53,032
It was surprise.
1296
01:18:53,032 --> 01:18:55,556
No, it was disappointment.
1297
01:18:55,556 --> 01:18:57,776
After two years of marriage,
you were sorry it was me.
1298
01:18:57,776 --> 01:18:59,299
Cathy, don'’t say that.
1299
01:18:59,299 --> 01:19:00,823
Even if it'’s true,
don'’t say that.
1300
01:19:00,823 --> 01:19:02,346
You know how bad
that makes me feel.
1301
01:19:02,346 --> 01:19:04,261
It makes me feel bad too,
but we have to face it.
1302
01:19:04,261 --> 01:19:05,523
Then we face it together.No.
1303
01:19:05,523 --> 01:19:06,916
Cathy, you remember
1304
01:19:06,916 --> 01:19:08,178
the little blue apartment
1305
01:19:08,178 --> 01:19:09,788
with the bed that squeaked?
1306
01:19:09,788 --> 01:19:11,747
We had it once,
and if you'’ve had it once,
1307
01:19:11,747 --> 01:19:14,140
you never really lose it.
It'’s like riding a bicycle.
1308
01:19:14,140 --> 01:19:15,881
No. No. But that'’s not love.
1309
01:19:15,881 --> 01:19:17,665
Then what was it?It was--
1310
01:19:17,665 --> 01:19:20,016
It was attraction.Fine. Fine.
1311
01:19:20,016 --> 01:19:21,452
I'’ll settle for that.
1312
01:19:21,452 --> 01:19:23,454
Cathy, you attract me,
and I attract you.
1313
01:19:23,454 --> 01:19:25,848
Don'’t deny it.
You know it'’s true.
1314
01:19:25,848 --> 01:19:28,372
Cathy, we chose each other.
We married each other.
1315
01:19:28,372 --> 01:19:31,070
We need each other.No, Ted. Please.
1316
01:19:31,070 --> 01:19:33,812
Cathy, I need you
more than anything.
1317
01:19:33,812 --> 01:19:36,597
I know I don'’t show it,
but it'’s true.
1318
01:19:36,597 --> 01:19:38,556
No.Cathy, you'’re so beautiful.
1319
01:19:38,556 --> 01:19:40,645
Oh, no. Please, Ted, no.Cathy.
1320
01:19:40,645 --> 01:19:42,386
It'’s gonna be just like it was.
1321
01:19:42,386 --> 01:19:46,042
Only better, much better.
I promise you that. I swear it.
1322
01:19:46,042 --> 01:19:47,739
[ shushing ]
1323
01:19:50,220 --> 01:19:51,308
[ grunts ]
1324
01:20:02,362 --> 01:20:03,450
Phyllis.
1325
01:20:08,455 --> 01:20:10,762
I have something very important
to discuss with you.
1326
01:20:13,286 --> 01:20:15,245
Sacrebleu.
1327
01:20:19,118 --> 01:20:20,903
[ mouths words ]
1328
01:20:25,646 --> 01:20:28,432
Okay, cards on the table time.
1329
01:20:30,608 --> 01:20:32,479
I don'’t blame you
for being angry.
1330
01:20:34,133 --> 01:20:36,396
It'’s strange.
1331
01:20:36,396 --> 01:20:39,530
Somehow, I always knew
that you'’d find out about it.
1332
01:20:41,575 --> 01:20:46,624
I must have been mad
to risk losing you for...
1333
01:20:46,624 --> 01:20:48,713
She really meant nothing to me.
1334
01:20:50,367 --> 01:20:52,935
Just a mildly attractive
dietician.
1335
01:20:52,935 --> 01:20:54,501
I was worried
about gaining weight,
1336
01:20:54,501 --> 01:20:58,679
and she had this exercise...
program.
1337
01:21:00,464 --> 01:21:01,900
It only lasted a few weeks.
1338
01:21:01,900 --> 01:21:02,945
[ exhales sharply ]
1339
01:21:02,945 --> 01:21:04,555
What can I say?
1340
01:21:04,555 --> 01:21:05,773
I'’m weak.
1341
01:21:07,732 --> 01:21:08,864
How long
have you known about it?
1342
01:21:08,864 --> 01:21:09,995
I didn'’t know.
1343
01:21:11,344 --> 01:21:13,433
You didn'’t?No.
1344
01:21:13,433 --> 01:21:14,434
But it doesn'’t matter.
1345
01:21:15,871 --> 01:21:17,394
What do you mean,
it doesn'’t matter?
1346
01:21:17,394 --> 01:21:18,830
Of course it matters!
1347
01:21:18,830 --> 01:21:20,571
I just confessed here
when I didn'’t have to.
1348
01:21:22,268 --> 01:21:24,096
And you'’re still leaving?
1349
01:21:24,096 --> 01:21:26,142
Yes. I'’m sorry.
1350
01:21:26,142 --> 01:21:28,274
Wait a minute.
Wait just a damn minute!
1351
01:21:28,274 --> 01:21:30,407
Now I understand.
1352
01:21:30,407 --> 01:21:31,930
You'’re not playing
with some fool.
1353
01:21:31,930 --> 01:21:33,540
I know a bit
about human psychology.
1354
01:21:33,540 --> 01:21:36,065
If you'’re not leaving
because I have someone else,
1355
01:21:36,065 --> 01:21:37,936
then you must have
someone else.
1356
01:21:37,936 --> 01:21:39,720
Yes, but it'’s got
nothing to do with us.
1357
01:21:39,720 --> 01:21:43,333
Aha, I knew it. Who is it?
I have a right to--
1358
01:21:43,333 --> 01:21:46,292
Never mind. Don'’t tell me.
I don'’t wanna know.
1359
01:21:46,292 --> 01:21:50,079
The mere fact that there is
somebody else is bad enough.
1360
01:21:50,079 --> 01:21:54,257
To come all this way,
only to lose to someone else.
1361
01:21:55,867 --> 01:21:57,651
I feel like
Adlai Stevenson.
1362
01:21:59,305 --> 01:22:02,961
Do you remember
what he said in 1956?
1363
01:22:02,961 --> 01:22:06,747
He said
he was too old to cry...
1364
01:22:09,098 --> 01:22:11,578
but it hurt too much to laugh.
1365
01:22:11,578 --> 01:22:14,755
Heh. Please, Ted.
You didn'’t even vote for him.
1366
01:22:14,755 --> 01:22:17,193
You are a Republican.Then I'’ll change parties!
1367
01:22:17,193 --> 01:22:18,759
You can'’t change my mind.There must be a way.
1368
01:22:18,759 --> 01:22:20,674
Tell me what to say.
I'’m not good with words.
1369
01:22:20,674 --> 01:22:22,198
Tell me what to say,
and I'’ll say them.
1370
01:22:22,198 --> 01:22:24,809
There aren'’t any words now.
Only goodbye.
1371
01:22:24,809 --> 01:22:27,203
What did hesay?
What did hetell you?
1372
01:22:27,203 --> 01:22:30,293
He said I was a princess,
and he was a frog.
1373
01:22:34,732 --> 01:22:36,342
TED:
Brubaker!
1374
01:22:38,823 --> 01:22:40,477
[ speaks in French ]
1375
01:22:40,477 --> 01:22:42,000
[ humming patriotic song ]
1376
01:22:46,483 --> 01:22:47,788
Phyllis?Hm?
1377
01:22:47,788 --> 01:22:48,964
I'’ve got to talk to you.
1378
01:22:48,964 --> 01:22:50,661
Congratulate me, Howard.
1379
01:22:50,661 --> 01:22:54,012
Why? What...?I sold the house, 48,500.
1380
01:22:54,012 --> 01:22:55,274
The realtor has the check,
1381
01:22:55,274 --> 01:22:56,754
and the tenants
are moving in next week.
1382
01:22:56,754 --> 01:22:58,582
Oh.Howard, do you have any idea
1383
01:22:58,582 --> 01:22:59,844
what you look like?
1384
01:22:59,844 --> 01:23:01,628
Uh, well, yeah.
I was up all night.
1385
01:23:01,628 --> 01:23:04,153
With whom? A woman?
1386
01:23:04,153 --> 01:23:07,417
Yes. A girl that I met. And--Oh, don'’t lie to me, Howard.
1387
01:23:07,417 --> 01:23:09,419
We'’ve known each other
too long for that.
1388
01:23:09,419 --> 01:23:11,247
MIMSY:
I said, "Please, don'’t take
more than one drink."
1389
01:23:11,247 --> 01:23:13,814
You said to me,
"Mimsy, I will not take
1390
01:23:13,814 --> 01:23:16,121
more than one drink.
I promise."
1391
01:23:16,121 --> 01:23:18,210
Now, this is very unfair of you.[ humming ]
1392
01:23:18,210 --> 01:23:20,604
Potter, I have warned you
about this.
1393
01:23:20,604 --> 01:23:21,909
[ snores ]
1394
01:23:21,909 --> 01:23:24,086
Phyllis? Will you listen
to me, Phyllis?
1395
01:23:24,086 --> 01:23:27,480
I met this girl at the party,
and we got along very well,
1396
01:23:27,480 --> 01:23:29,265
and, well, she'’s married too,
but--
1397
01:23:29,265 --> 01:23:32,268
Did you get her name?Yes. Catherine.
1398
01:23:32,268 --> 01:23:35,532
Good. We'’ll have them over
just as soon as we'’re settled.
1399
01:23:35,532 --> 01:23:37,360
"We'’ll have them over
as soon as..."
1400
01:23:37,360 --> 01:23:39,188
I don'’t think
you understand, Phyllis.
1401
01:23:39,188 --> 01:23:41,146
[ humming softly ]
1402
01:23:46,151 --> 01:23:49,154
MIMSY:
Potter, get this drunk off me!
1403
01:23:49,154 --> 01:23:51,809
[ slurring ]
That drunk is my friend.
1404
01:23:54,290 --> 01:23:55,204
Don'’t be cross.
1405
01:23:56,596 --> 01:23:58,033
I can'’t stay for dinner
1406
01:23:58,033 --> 01:24:00,470
because I'’m going
to Paris tonight.
1407
01:24:00,470 --> 01:24:03,168
I'’ve quit my job,
and I'’m leaving.
1408
01:24:03,168 --> 01:24:04,909
Phyllis,
I'’m leaving everything.
1409
01:24:06,563 --> 01:24:10,045
[ car horn blaring ]
1410
01:24:10,045 --> 01:24:11,307
Okay.
1411
01:24:13,657 --> 01:24:15,137
I had hoped to tell you this
1412
01:24:15,137 --> 01:24:17,139
under more
pleasant circumstances.
1413
01:24:18,966 --> 01:24:20,533
I didn'’t wanna use it
1414
01:24:20,533 --> 01:24:22,883
as a way to make you stay
against your will.
1415
01:24:22,883 --> 01:24:24,102
What are you talking about?
1416
01:24:26,017 --> 01:24:27,062
Well, Cathy...
1417
01:24:28,367 --> 01:24:31,414
it'’s not just the two of us
1418
01:24:31,414 --> 01:24:33,198
that we have
to consider anymore.
1419
01:24:33,198 --> 01:24:34,243
Well, why?
1420
01:24:40,162 --> 01:24:41,380
We'’re going to have a baby.
1421
01:24:48,039 --> 01:24:51,651
You know how many divorces
I handle a week?
1422
01:24:51,651 --> 01:24:54,263
And every time, I say:
1423
01:24:54,263 --> 01:24:58,005
"Oh, Lord, this time,
let it be mine."
1424
01:24:58,005 --> 01:24:59,572
I forbid you
to go near the twins
1425
01:24:59,572 --> 01:25:01,313
in your present condition.
1426
01:25:01,313 --> 01:25:03,359
Our marriage is a bust!
1427
01:25:03,359 --> 01:25:05,665
It'’s been
in big trouble for years.
1428
01:25:05,665 --> 01:25:07,363
I thought we'’d discussed that,
Howard,
1429
01:25:07,363 --> 01:25:09,016
and we decided
it was not my fault.
1430
01:25:09,016 --> 01:25:10,975
She forbids me.
1431
01:25:10,975 --> 01:25:12,933
She forbids me!
1432
01:25:12,933 --> 01:25:15,066
Me, the master of the house.
1433
01:25:15,066 --> 01:25:18,461
The husband, the man,
the lawyer.
1434
01:25:18,461 --> 01:25:20,332
The alcoholic.
1435
01:25:20,332 --> 01:25:21,899
Half the time, we'’re arguing,
1436
01:25:21,899 --> 01:25:23,770
the other half,
we don'’t speak to each other.
1437
01:25:23,770 --> 01:25:25,468
On the average,
we'’re compatible.
1438
01:25:25,468 --> 01:25:28,427
On the average,
our life is one big empty...
1439
01:25:28,427 --> 01:25:29,341
blech!
1440
01:25:30,777 --> 01:25:33,215
Oh, speak for yourself, Howard.
1441
01:25:33,215 --> 01:25:36,131
I happen to lead
a very full and active life.
1442
01:25:36,131 --> 01:25:39,395
I have my housework,
remodeling, Stanley,
1443
01:25:39,395 --> 01:25:42,006
community activities,
social functions,
1444
01:25:42,006 --> 01:25:43,660
hobbies, intellectual pursuits.
1445
01:25:43,660 --> 01:25:45,618
But no love.
1446
01:25:45,618 --> 01:25:47,316
There is no love between us,
Phyllis.
1447
01:25:47,316 --> 01:25:48,839
I don'’t think
we even like each other.
1448
01:25:48,839 --> 01:25:51,885
Howard, you'’re
too emotionally-oriented.
1449
01:25:51,885 --> 01:25:54,888
[ groans softly ]Stanley, dinner.
1450
01:25:54,888 --> 01:25:56,412
Dinner, everyone.
1451
01:26:00,590 --> 01:26:02,244
His name is Andros.
1452
01:26:02,244 --> 01:26:03,462
He'’s a little Greek boy
1453
01:26:03,462 --> 01:26:05,595
who lives in Athens
with his parents.
1454
01:26:05,595 --> 01:26:08,859
I'’ve subscribed to
the full foster parents'’ plan,
1455
01:26:08,859 --> 01:26:10,774
which is $250 a month.
1456
01:26:12,515 --> 01:26:16,040
Whenever we go over to visit,
we can see him.
1457
01:26:16,040 --> 01:26:18,042
When he gets old enough,
he'’ll be able to write to us.
1458
01:26:18,042 --> 01:26:19,783
Ted, it'’s--I'’ve been thinking about it
1459
01:26:19,783 --> 01:26:21,176
for quite some time.
1460
01:26:21,176 --> 01:26:23,482
This afternoon, I decided.
1461
01:26:23,482 --> 01:26:24,831
The time had come.
1462
01:26:27,138 --> 01:26:29,575
Don'’t you wanna see his picture?Ted, it'’s very sweet,
1463
01:26:29,575 --> 01:26:31,142
but I don'’t consider
a foster child--
1464
01:26:31,142 --> 01:26:33,057
Catherine.
1465
01:26:33,057 --> 01:26:35,755
I can'’t believe
it'’s you talking.
1466
01:26:35,755 --> 01:26:37,453
Think of little Andros
growing up
1467
01:26:37,453 --> 01:26:39,585
in a broken American home
without a foster mother
1468
01:26:39,585 --> 01:26:41,457
on the very day
that he'’s adopted.
1469
01:26:41,457 --> 01:26:44,547
Ted, will you ask the driver
to go a little faster, please?
1470
01:26:44,547 --> 01:26:47,289
An alcoholic, huh?
1471
01:26:47,289 --> 01:26:50,944
Well, I'’ll show you
what this alcoholic'’s gonna do.
1472
01:26:50,944 --> 01:26:54,644
I'’m gonna drive Howard
to Paris tonight myself.
1473
01:26:54,644 --> 01:26:57,516
To Barbara Jo Wilkerson.
1474
01:26:59,039 --> 01:27:00,650
Who'’s Barbara Jo Wilkerson?
1475
01:27:00,650 --> 01:27:04,219
Somebody who loves an alcoholic.
1476
01:27:04,219 --> 01:27:07,004
Let'’s go, buddy.
It'’s Paris time.
1477
01:27:07,004 --> 01:27:08,484
[ Matt singing in French ]
1478
01:27:08,484 --> 01:27:09,920
[ growls ]
1479
01:27:12,879 --> 01:27:14,490
PHYLLIS:
Howard.
1480
01:27:14,490 --> 01:27:15,621
[ shushes ]
1481
01:27:17,232 --> 01:27:18,668
If you go out that door now,
1482
01:27:18,668 --> 01:27:20,626
you can consider it
a trial separation.
1483
01:27:29,548 --> 01:27:31,376
POTTER:
Come on.
1484
01:27:31,376 --> 01:27:33,073
I'’ll drive.
1485
01:27:34,553 --> 01:27:36,207
It'’s 9:00. Can you make it?
1486
01:27:36,207 --> 01:27:38,078
Are you kidding?
1487
01:27:38,078 --> 01:27:40,255
Are you kidding, buddy?[ engine starts ]
1488
01:27:40,255 --> 01:27:41,430
[ tires screech ]
1489
01:27:43,127 --> 01:27:45,651
[ upbeat theme playing]
1490
01:27:49,307 --> 01:27:52,092
You'’re still saying no
to me and little Andros?
1491
01:27:52,092 --> 01:27:53,616
Ted, you are shouting.
1492
01:27:53,616 --> 01:27:57,141
You'’re saying no to me
and yes to that maniac?
1493
01:27:57,141 --> 01:27:58,882
Ted, please,
you are shouting.
1494
01:27:58,882 --> 01:28:01,972
I know I'’m shouting!
I like to shout!
1495
01:28:01,972 --> 01:28:04,061
What'’s the matter?
Doesn'’t Brubaker ever shout?
1496
01:28:04,061 --> 01:28:07,282
Look out![ tires screeching ]
1497
01:28:14,332 --> 01:28:17,509
HOWARD: Potter![ tires screech and horn honks ]
1498
01:28:19,337 --> 01:28:21,034
Take it easy, Howard.
1499
01:28:21,034 --> 01:28:22,688
Easy does it.
1500
01:28:22,688 --> 01:28:25,474
The French are
a very relaxed people.
1501
01:28:25,474 --> 01:28:27,563
Are you sure
you don'’t want me to drive?
1502
01:28:27,563 --> 01:28:29,608
I don'’t even
wanna discuss it.
1503
01:28:29,608 --> 01:28:32,611
Just relax
and leave the driving to us.
1504
01:28:32,611 --> 01:28:34,352
Right, Benson?
1505
01:28:34,352 --> 01:28:36,311
My coat.
1506
01:28:36,311 --> 01:28:37,964
Your coat what?
1507
01:28:37,964 --> 01:28:39,052
It'’s caught in the door.
1508
01:28:41,620 --> 01:28:43,230
My hand too, I think.
1509
01:28:43,230 --> 01:28:44,797
Well, open it up.No!
1510
01:28:55,547 --> 01:29:01,423
WOMAN [ over P.A. ]:
Announcing Flight 14now arriving at Gate 8.
1511
01:29:01,423 --> 01:29:03,903
Passengers arrivingfrom Flight 14
1512
01:29:03,903 --> 01:29:07,603
may now claim their luggageat the baggage claim area.
1513
01:29:10,257 --> 01:29:13,783
[ tires screeching ]
1514
01:29:13,783 --> 01:29:18,091
Trans World Airlines announcesthe departure of Flight 83
1515
01:29:18,091 --> 01:29:20,442
from New York Cityto Kansas City.
1516
01:29:22,705 --> 01:29:25,751
Can'’t you check him?No, he'’s going with me.
1517
01:29:27,666 --> 01:29:30,190
[ suspenseful theme playing]
1518
01:29:46,511 --> 01:29:47,817
Potter!
1519
01:30:03,006 --> 01:30:05,748
Reservations for
Mrs. Gunther,
Flight 850.
1520
01:30:05,748 --> 01:30:08,011
Thank you.Do you have to go tonight?
1521
01:30:08,011 --> 01:30:09,839
Couldn'’t you make it
tomorrow instead?
1522
01:30:09,839 --> 01:30:11,710
Look, we could go out
and have some dinner
1523
01:30:11,710 --> 01:30:13,408
at our funny little
Italian place.
1524
01:30:13,408 --> 01:30:15,845
We don'’t have
a funny little Italian place.
1525
01:30:15,845 --> 01:30:18,369
We don'’t?
But then, we'’ll find one.
1526
01:30:18,369 --> 01:30:20,327
Everyone should have
a funny Italian place
1527
01:30:20,327 --> 01:30:21,807
at a time like this.
1528
01:30:21,807 --> 01:30:23,853
You'’re just acting--I know. I know.
1529
01:30:23,853 --> 01:30:27,073
I'’m a sore loser.
I always have been.
1530
01:30:27,073 --> 01:30:29,554
That'’s why I'’m a big winner.
1531
01:30:29,554 --> 01:30:30,729
Cathy.
1532
01:30:32,252 --> 01:30:34,167
Do you understand, Cathy?
1533
01:30:34,167 --> 01:30:36,474
Thank you, Mrs. Gunther.
You'’re boarding now.
1534
01:30:36,474 --> 01:30:37,736
Thank you.
1535
01:30:42,654 --> 01:30:44,351
[ tires screech ]
1536
01:30:51,315 --> 01:30:53,012
[ glass shatters ]
1537
01:30:55,928 --> 01:30:57,539
WOMAN [ over P.A. ]:
Boarding now, Flight 710.
1538
01:30:57,539 --> 01:30:59,584
Mrs. Price?Mrs. Jessica L. Price,
1539
01:30:59,584 --> 01:31:01,368
please usethe nearest courtesy phone.
1540
01:31:01,368 --> 01:31:04,720
Message: Mrs. Price,arriving on Flight 710, please.
1541
01:31:04,720 --> 01:31:07,679
[ romantic theme playing]
1542
01:31:13,250 --> 01:31:15,948
This is the final callfor Flight 19.
1543
01:31:15,948 --> 01:31:18,777
Now ready for departure,Gate 9.
1544
01:31:29,875 --> 01:31:31,877
POTTER:
We'’ll get you there, buddy.
1545
01:31:31,877 --> 01:31:34,401
We'’ll get you there, buddy.Keep your eye on the road.
1546
01:31:34,401 --> 01:31:38,884
MAN [ over P.A. ]:
Will Mr. Howard Brubakerplease report to Gate 8?
1547
01:31:38,884 --> 01:31:40,843
[ suspenseful theme playing]
1548
01:31:43,062 --> 01:31:45,064
POTTER:
We'’ll get you there.
We'’re gonna make it.
1549
01:31:46,370 --> 01:31:48,111
[ imitating engine revving ]
1550
01:31:48,111 --> 01:31:49,591
Look out, fella!
1551
01:31:55,901 --> 01:32:00,950
Will Mr. Howard Brubakerplease report to Gate 8?
1552
01:32:08,044 --> 01:32:09,654
[ yells in Japanese ]
1553
01:32:09,654 --> 01:32:12,004
POTTER:
We'’ll get you there.
1554
01:32:12,004 --> 01:32:13,789
[ yells indistinctly ]
1555
01:32:13,789 --> 01:32:17,488
POTTER: Go, go, go.[ Matt yelling in Spanish ]
1556
01:32:17,488 --> 01:32:19,751
We'’ll get you there. Andalé!
1557
01:32:19,751 --> 01:32:22,537
[ upbeat theme playing]
1558
01:32:43,993 --> 01:32:45,124
Hello.
1559
01:33:03,839 --> 01:33:06,668
[ Dionne Warwick'’s
"The April Fools" playing ]
1560
01:33:13,370 --> 01:33:18,027
♪ In an April dream ♪
1561
01:33:18,027 --> 01:33:24,511
♪ Once you came to me ♪
1562
01:33:24,511 --> 01:33:27,514
♪ When you smiled ♪
1563
01:33:27,514 --> 01:33:30,430
♪ I looked into your eyes ♪
1564
01:33:30,430 --> 01:33:35,610
♪ And I knewI'’d be loving you ♪
1565
01:33:35,610 --> 01:33:41,790
♪ And then you touchedMy hand ♪
1566
01:33:41,790 --> 01:33:44,836
♪ And I learned ♪
1567
01:33:44,836 --> 01:33:49,014
♪ April dreams can come true ♪
1568
01:33:49,014 --> 01:33:55,455
♪ Are we just April fools ♪
1569
01:33:55,455 --> 01:34:01,940
♪ Who can'’t seeAll the danger around us? ♪
1570
01:34:01,940 --> 01:34:08,381
♪ If we'’re just April fools ♪
1571
01:34:08,381 --> 01:34:13,169
♪ I don'’t care ♪
1572
01:34:13,169 --> 01:34:19,741
♪ We'’ll find our way somehow ♪
1573
01:34:19,741 --> 01:34:26,182
♪ No need to be afraid ♪
1574
01:34:26,182 --> 01:34:33,058
♪ True love has found us now ♪
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