All language subtitles for The Flying Nun s03e15 My Sister, the Doctor.eng

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[barks]

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[Jacqueline] The bishop's retirement party

promised to be
the party of the year.

As I supervised the best
decorating team in San Tanco,

I had more than my share
of enthusiasm too.

However, nobody's enthusiasm
could compare

to Sister Bertrille's.

Somehow, an impending party

brings out something in her
that doesn't surface

for dishwashing
or scrubbing floors.

And then after I finish
with these balloons,

I figure I could put balloons
all over the acerola tree,

decorate it
like a Christmas tree?

[Jacqueline] More balloons?

I think you've got
the whole island

three feet out of the water
already.

Yeah, well, I am kind of
hung up on balloons.

Yeah.
We're out of yellows.

Yellows?
Uh, Halloween things.

Streamers?

Streamers?

Oh! Streamers. Yes...

Oh, yes, Sister, well,
I'll put them on my list.

I have to take
the station wagon into town.

Our station wagon?
Oh, no.

Sister Bertrille, think kindly
thoughts about the very old.

I must concede that
the station wagon

might not bring me back

until the next bishop's
retirement party.

Um, I could fly for you,
Sister Jacqueline.

Would you?

Roger. Be back in a jiffy.

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Neither rain,
nor sleep...

Sleet.

It's bad weather
with icy rain.

That's the best time
to sleep.

No matter how often
I see her take off,

it still shakes me up.

Sister
Bertrille!

Oh! Heh.

Sister Bertrille!

Your sister, Jennifer,
is on the telephone.

My sister, Jen?

Yes.

She's here
for a visit.

Oh, how wonderful!

[sister] Watch out for the tree!

[gasps]
Oh! Oh! Oh!

Are you all right?
[groaning]

Did you break
anything?

Oh, I think I broke everything.
Oh my...

[Jacqueline] Fortunately, Sister Bertrille
hadn't broken everything.

Unfortunately, the events
seemed to trigger other events

where her sister Jennifer also
got very few breaks.

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Several
hairline fractures.

It looks a lot worse
than it is. Look at you!

Don't you think it's about time
you took a rest,

got some sun instead of all
that New York smog?

And you didn't have to
rush...

Thank you.
...from the airport.

My fractures
would've waited

until you checked into
a hotel.

Your doctors did a marvelous
job on your fractures.

That doesn't mean
don't be careful.

For a doctor
and the genius of our family,

you're not very careful
with your own health.

And you do exactly as they say.

I know what kind of patient
you are.

[groans]

You know,
you're a pretty cute girl,

if it weren't for
the bags under your eyes.

And why the double shift?

Can't they find another doctor

at that Manhattan General?

We're shorthanded.

And I have no bags
under my eyes.

And you're pretty cute
yourself.

They're not bags,
they're valises.

And I would be pretty cute

if I didn't have wrinkles
from worrying about you.

Can't they
find another doctor

to take over those seminars
in med school in New York?

I'm all right.
I'm all right.

All I need is...a long bath,
that's all.

That's all I need.
[yawns]

And then you find time
to go to two clinics.

Mmm, a little nap.

Why don't you volunteer for
the Red Cross?

[yawns]
I did.

Hmm. I bet you
were your first patient.

I think the next thing
you're probably gonna do is...

Well, hello!
[Bertrille] Shh!

She's here to get some color

and to relax.

Get a little strength back.

At a medical convention?

A medical convention?

What medical...?

Oh! Oh, Carlos!

Jennifer.
So nice to see you!

Aren't you here
for the convention?

Oh, no.
I came down my own.

So did I.
[chuckles]

The hotels are up to here
with doctors. Oh, no!

If there's anything I didn't
need right now, it's shop talk.

Why don't you stay
at my house?

You can have
the entire West wing.

I remember
about you, Carlos.

Your West wing is too close
to your East wing.

No, there must be
some little place somewhere,

some out of the way spot.

The convent!
We have a guest bedroom.

Why don't you take
the East wing?

I'd take the West wing.
[chuckles]

[Bertrille] The Reverend Mother
would love to have you.

You know,
that's a wonderful idea.

It's quiet, relaxing,
very non-medical.

Could you drop me
over there?

How long
are you here for?

Oh, about two weeks,
I guess.

Good. I know a shortcut
that will take us about 12 days.

Come on!
You take care of yourself

and listen to the doctors.

I'll be by
tomorrow.

[Bertrille] Okay.
Bye-bye.

It was nice
talking to you, Carlos!

Oh, I'm sorry.

Here!Oh, no!

You look great!

You shouldn't have.

[Jacqueline] Of course
there was a place for her.

A sister of a Sister is like
a sister to all of us.

Especially
a Jennifer Ethrington.

The Convent was quiet,
it was relaxing,

and for about one minute,
it was non-medical.

Jennifer?

Hello.
What happened to you?

Oh, it's nothing.

I was hanging decorations
for the party

and I wanted
to come down,

and the ladder wanted
to come up.

I applied
a cold compass before.

Uh...
It's "compress."

A compass
is for directions.

Those were
your directions:

"Get me a cold compass."
Mm.

Let me take a look at it,
okay?

All right.

[Jennifer] Careful now. Go on.

You see,
a cold compass-- Heh.

Compress would've--

Heat seems indicated
here. Oh, really?

Sister Jacqueline would be
good as new in a couple of days.

Oh, that's good.

I wish I knew which compass
would be good--

Sometimes after meals,
I have a little heart fire.

Heartburn.

Without a fire,
how would it burn?

Oh, anyway,
you're here not to work.

No, no, that's all right.
Tell me about your heartburn.

No. You're an R.D.
M.D.

No, R.D.
Resting Doctor.

If you really wanna know...
Yeah.

See, right after breakfast,

I get this pain,
right over here.

If you have
any suggestions.

It's not right after
breakfast--

What did you have
for breakfast? Everything.

Between the Reverend Mother's
bad back

and Sister Ines' bursitis

dinner was
a very orthopedic meal.

Yeah.
Well, I'm not too smart.

When I told you
to go to the convent,

you should've done
the opposite.

Check into a monastery?

No, I have the feeling
the worst is over anyway.

I had breakfast this morning,
and didn't have new patients.

That's because they were
afraid you'd order rest,

and then they have to miss
the party for the bishop.

I can hardly blame them,
looks like a special party.

I hope you'll have
a good time,

but you have to promise me
one thing. What?

That you won't tell anyone
you're a doctor.

What you're talking about?

Jen, you know how it is.

You'll be treating people
all night long.

The minute they find out
you're a doctor,

everyone would be
coming to you for free advice.

It isn't that bad.

You've never been to
a party in San Tanco.

People ask carpenters
how to build houses

and dentists
how to pull teeth.

The last party we gave,
10 people asked me how to pray.

You're making that up.

Eight people?
[chuckles]

Well, anyway. Promise me you
won't tell them you're a doctor.

You can be
Miss Jennifer Ethrington.

I couldn't.

You must.
At the party,

you will be introduced
as Miss Ethrington.

Honestly, Reverend Mother,
I'm so embarrassed.

My sister shouldn't
have called you.

Yes, she should have.
It's your vacation.

And I feel guilty even
mentioning my bad leg.

Oh...
Me too.

Not another word
about my information.

Inflammation.
Not another word.

[band playing a lively tune]

[people chattering indistinctly]

Good evening, sir.

Yes, you come sit down.
Have a good time.

Oh, wonderful!

Thank you. Thank you.

Oh, she looks wonderful.

Some fancy party, huh.

It should be fancy.
I paid for the decorations.

You didn't pay for the food?
No, I didn't pay for the food.

But if you look at the dishes,
they are all from the casino.

Tonight, my customers will
have to eat on paper plates.

Aw, ha, ha...

My sister can't have

as much influence on you
as you say.

Are you kidding?

When it comes to
contributions,

she has me hypnotized.

Ah, Ramirez,
how nice to see you.

Nice seeing you,
mayor.

Fancy party, isn't it?
Yes.

If it was for a Cardinal,
it couldn't be fancier.

We haven't been
introduced.

Oh. Miss Ethrington,

this is Mayor Calderon.
Miss Ethrington.

It is a pleasure.
The pleasure's all mine, mayor.

Do you entertain
at the casino?

The casino?

What I would be doing there?

Let's go.
We'll find out.

You are so beautiful,
I thought that-- Wait.

Don't tell me.
You're an actress.

Sorry.

I'm usually a very good judge
of what people do.

What do you do?

What do you mean,
what do I do?

Well, when you do what it is
you do, what do you do?

Oh, thatwhat do you do.
Yes.

Maybe she's just wealthy.
Yes?

No.
[mayor] No.

Carlos, why don't we
just tell him?

She's an artist.

Ooh! Well,
what kind of an artist?

Tell him, Carlos.

She makes things.
Like this...

Pots?
She's a ceramicist.

Ceramicist. Do they make pots?
Of course.

Then she's a ceramicist.
Are you a ceramicist?

Well, now that you told him,
you told him.

But it's so drab
compared to politics.

Potting is my hobby.

Tell me, do you prefer
high fire or low fire?

Tell him, Carlos.

High fire.

Low fire?

[mayor] Both, very good.

Do you prefer
hand-built or thrown?

Hand-built.
Thrown.

What was the question?

I was about to ask how

both of them could be done
in the same time.

Because then I'd
have to ask about the coning.

Oh, of course. Coning.
Of course, the coning.

As you well know,
it is the most important--

The most important...

[applause]

The bishop. Excuse me.
We will talk later.

Certainly.

Carlos, how did you ever
come up with that?

How would I dream that
he knew about ceramics?

Have you ever heard of
a mayor

who knew anything
about ceramics?

Hi! Oh!
What's the matter?

Have you ever heard of
a mayor

who knew anything
about ceramics?

Have you ever heard
the expression:

"O, what a tangled..."
something or other?

Uh... O, how we tangle
when we spin something

we practice
how not to receive it.

Tangled? Okay,
it's close enough.

Anyway,
it's all over with now.

Well, they always say,
"lightning strikes

the same spot twice."

[Jacqueline] As usual, Sister Sixto
had mangled the expression.

But as it turned out,

somehow she had hit the nail
on the head.

How are you?
So nice to see you all! Yes.

Curious folks?

Curious?
For Christmas last year,

we got them a set
of matched key holes.

Carlos, I've been meaning
to talk to you about...

Later, later.

And now we can
only think of food.

Later, huh?

You'd make a great guide
for one of those tours.

You know, 14 countries
in 11 minutes?

[laughing]

Oh! Get busy.

Get busy!
You'll catch her eye.

Will you excuse me?
Yes.

Look at all this food!

Carlos! Darling!
My little bambino!Mm, muah!

Oh, yes, I've been watching
you two all evening.

What a charming young lady.
Thank you.

This is Miss Ethrington,
Countess DeVechi.

How do you do?
Yes...

You know, all evening,
I have been asking people

who is that charming lady
with Carlos.

Who takes all of my money
at the casino, you naughty boy.

Yes. Come, we must talk.

Oh, Countess, why don't you
get some food first?

And then we sit down
and you can find us.

Oh, darling,
I never eat at parties.

I'm much too busy talking.

Finding out how...

What all my old friends
have been doing, and...

finding out all about
the new ones.

Come!

[Jacqueline] Poor Jenny.

If the mayor was
the frying pan,

the Countess was the fire.

She needed help fast,

and we were the rescue squad.

No, I'm not,
Countess.

Hmm... Dress designer, eh?
No.

No... A model, perhaps?
You have a flair for clothes.

She certainly does.

I love to talk about fashion.
So does she.

I don't really.

Ah! Because of business, eh?
No, no.

The truth is, Countess, I'm--
She's a bookkeeper.

Awfully dull work.
Let's talk about you, Countess.

[Countess] Bookkeeping is dull work.

I'm so glad.
Not that it's dull, but--

Dull for some.

I find finance
terribly exciting.

Before the Count died,

I took care of
all of his finances.

How nice!

Tell us about the Count,
Countess.

I never heard about
a count before.

Come on,
tell her, tell her.

Well, he was Italian.
Need I say more?

Of course, lots more.
Come on, tell her.

[speaks indistinctly]

You knew him,
you can tell her later

[chuckles]

Tell me, my dear.
Are you in general ledger?

Accounts receivable?
Accounts payable?

You know it all, don't you?

[Countess] Well, you know
how the Italians are.

Mine knew nothing about money.
Absolutely nothing.

He didn't know about
his affiliated companies

or his associated books.

I used the big board system.

Oh, good.

Aha, you like
the big board system?

When it works, it's terrific.

And hey... If it doesn't work,
it doesn't work.

It has to work.

Ah, wait. Wait. What am I
thinking of? Of course.

Nowadays, it's EDP.
You are in EDP!

That's what she is. EDP.

Carlos!

Countess, I have something
to tell you. I--

Countess DeVechi. Uh...

I see you are the only one
who is not eating.

[Countess] Well, you know
I never eat at parties.

No, she just likes
to meet people

and find out all about them.

Yes. Well, the Sisters have
been slaving in the kitchen

for two days.
Now, please,

before it gets cold.

Countess, please, come
and have something to eat.

Well, anyways, Sister.
Thank you. Yes.

Come along.
We'll talk later.

Whew!

I was about to throw myself
on the mercy of the court.

EDP is
Electronic Data Processing.

We have it at the casino

Where were you
when I needed you?

[laughs]
I don't think it's funny.

I'm running out of
professions.

Let's look at
the Yellow Pages.

Better yet, let's go see Sister
Bertrille at the hospital.

She has a wonderful
imagination.

No, thank you.
My sister's imagination

got me into this mess
in the first place.

You know, it's funny
about your sister.

Sometimes she will come up with
a very logical suggestion.

But for some reason, always,
always ends up disaster.

[laughs]
Fantastic talent.

Let's get
some more coffee.

No, I'm not
going out there again.

Oh, come on.
Look at it this way.

It's like playing charades.

Yes, but I'm always it.
No, look.

If we're gonna play games,
let's play "hide and seek."

And I'm hiding in here
until the party's over.

The bishop is coming.
Don't tell him anything.

I think I'm just going off
in a corner nonchalantly

and turn into a potted palm.

Ah, Señor Ramirez.
Your Excellency!

Your Excellency, I would like
you to meet Miss Ethrington.

How do you do?
How do you do?

There you are.

Oh, dear.

What is it,
Reverend Mother?

Our bishop is very fond
of making conversation,

and it may lead to
some embarrassing questions.

Tell me,
Miss Ethrington,

when you do what you do,
what is that you do?

Well, she--
Um...

I, uh...
I work with my hands.

Oh.

Your turn next.
My turn for what?

The bishop. The bishop!
Intercept him.

You mean like a football?

I don't care how you do it,
just do it.

Maybe he has to go--
He's in the common room.

Into Jennifer.

It's me, always me.

An act of charity,
Sister Sixto.

All right.

If you run out of coffee
and I don't come back,

there's instant
on the bottom shelf

in the middle cupboard
upstairs.

[mouths words]

It was not
all guesswork.

Really?
Oh.

I used to watch
What's my lineevery week.

That's nice.
Bishop!

We're having dessert,
a seven-layered rum cake.

I knew it all the time.
You did?

Of course, it's your favorite,
that's why we baked it.

I beg your pardon?
Seven-layered rum cake.

[Bishop] I was referring to
Miss Ethrington.

Oh, refer
to her later.

Come. The way
the crowd is eating,

there'll only
be five layers left.

When I said,
"I knew it all the time,"

I meant Miss Ethrington.
She's a pianist.

A what?
A classical pianist.

She is? You are?

[sighs]
You mean you did not know it?

Sister Jacqueline
never tells me anything.

We are in for a treat.

I play the harmonica.

When you mentioned taking
piano lessons as a little--

I never took a lesson.
I don't like to brag,

but I play the harmonica
entirely with my ear.

I play "Camptown Races,"
"East Side, West Side,"

"All over the place"...
Splendid.

"Hava Nagila,"
"Sabre Dance,"...

You must play for us.

Where is
the Reverend Mother?

I tried.

That's how I got myself
into trouble.

You mentioned piano lessons.
He took it from there.

Heaven knows I tried.

Carlos, I haven't played
since I was 5.

And then all I ever knew
was "Merrily We Roll Along."

He wants
the "Hungarian Rhapsody."

Why don't you play
"Merrily We Roll Along"

and make it sound like
"Hungarian Rhapsody"?

I could never make it sound
like "Merrily We Roll Along."

Let's hope the piano
has to go back.

The piano is mine.
From the casino.

I told them
they can keep it all night.

You sister insisted, as always.

Ladies and gentlemen,
my children, please.

Tonight we are honored
with the presence

of a brilliant
classical pianist.

Miss Jennifer Ethrington.

[fanfare plays]

Please.

I tried.

[all applaud]

[fanfare plays]

[inaudible dialogue]

[people chattering indistinctly]

[fanfare playing]

Ladies and gentlemen,
I--

I really don't know how
to say this.

It's terribly embarrassing--
Please, don't be embarrassed!

No, Carlos,
please let me handle this.

Let me handle this.

Ladies and gentlemen,

I am sure that those of you
who follow the musical events

in the newspapers

have read about Miss
Ethrington's exhausting tour

with the
New York Philharmonic.

Please.
Oh, no, no.

This is no time
to be a heroine.

The fact is,
ladies and gentlemen,

that from over-concertizing,
Miss Ethrington's fingers

have developed cramps.

Ladies and gentlemen,
this is not precisely the truth.

The truth is that I'm--

The parking lot is impossible.
The cars are all jammed up.

I can't get out.
Is there a doctor here?

I'm a doctor.

She's
a ceramicist.

She's an imposter!

[Jennifer] No, really, I am a doctor.

You are also
a pianist.

[Countess] A bookkeeper.
[mayor] A ceramicist.

[sister] Come as quickly
as you can.

You're not going
anywhere...

Señor Ramirez, do something!
What?

Well I don't know,

but we've got to get her
into the house.

Sister Jacqueline,
stand back.

It's gonna be
an early Fourth.

[Countess] What is going on?

[Jennifer] I'll explain later.

You're making a tempest
in a tea bag.

Where is
the imposter?

Hey,
what is all this?

The police
should be notified.

Don't you just love
fireworks?

[baby crying]

It's a boy!

[people chattering indistinctly]

She never fooled me
for a moment.

The fingers of a ceramicist
are thick

and there's always a little bit
of clay under the nail.

This girl has
the hands of surgeon.

[crying continues]

And a girl!

How could you be taken in,
Countess?

Oh, I was not taken in.
Oh, my goodness, no.

As soon as I mentioned EDP

and I saw that blank look
on her face,

I knew right away she was trying
to hide her true identity.

But why? Why did Señor Ramirez
tried to cover for her?

Señor Ramirez
is a gentleman.

[crying continues]
And another boy!

Sixto, go and get
some more coffee.

We might be here
all night.

Three
beautiful babies.

But of course, my sister's
a wonderful doctor.

She only
delivers beautiful babies.

Then I put her in the car
and I brought her here.

Well, I'm glad you did.

It was her own
prescription. [sighs]

Is she that old?

You're not supposed to look at
her chart.

Wait a minute.

Did you read what it says here?
Yes, I know.

It says extreme fatigue,
needs three weeks' vacation.

I wrote the last part in
myself.

I don't mean that. I mean this
doctor, Jennifer Ethrington.

Oh, that.
Well, I solved the problem.

I told everyone she was a vet.

Pill time!
And how are we feeling tonight?

Did you had a good nappy nap?
Marvelous.

I wish I could say the same
for Vernon, my cocker spaniel.

You know, he has developed this
ugly rash under his tummy.

And all his hair
is falling out

He scratched all last night.

Neither one of us
slept a wink.

What it could be, doctor?

[Carlos] Doctor, may I ask you something
about my goldfish?

They are turning silver.
Do you think that's serious?

♪♪

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