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NARRATOR: In 1972, a crack commando unit

was sent to prison by a military court

for a crime they didn't commit.

These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade

to the Los Angeles underground.

Today, still wanted by the government,

they survive as soldiers of fortune.

If you have a problem, if no one else can help,

and if you could find them, maybe you can hire The A-Team.

[gunfire]

[theme music]

tossing the case out.

And the only chance of that is by twisting

his tube of toothpaste so bad, he's got no choice.

HANNIBAL: What are you gonna do, Judge?

Are you gonna let a slime like Scarlett

go, knowing he's committed a murder?

-Smith, that is my daughter!

-I swear, I-- I don't know anything

about Judge Mordente's daughter.

I'm just an attorney!

Hey!

Hey!

-Hey.

We're on our way.

We gotta pick up Hannibal at the Judge's.

Italy, my friend.

Italy.

-Italy.

HANNIBAL: That's where they're holding her, all right.

-Yeah.

Well, I guess when you're the local don,

you don't have to worry about keeping a low profile.

-If my father does what you ask, will you let me go?

-First we see what the good judge

decides about my wonderful brother.

Then we see what Don Scarlatti decides

about the judge's lovely daughter.

-I can't believe you came after me!

-Yeah, we're pretty amazing.

[music playing]

[gunfire]

[gunfire]

[boom]

[gunfire]

[boom]

[gunshot]

[tires screech]

[gunfire]

-I knew it.

I knew you guys were trying to put me on a plane.

-I just want to stop by and pick up my suitcase.

-I told you, I don't go on no planeS.

I'll go by boat or I'll even drive, but no flying.

-I really believe that this is not

the proper time for such a debate, Mr. Baracus!

-I ain't flying!

-Next time drop us off and write when you get work!

-OK, BA, slow down.

BA!

-Hey, BA, slow down!

-No!

No flying!

[explosion]

-How could you do that to a poor, defenseless DC-3?

She didn't stand a chance!

-I don't believe this.

-Now we're stuck in this country without any means of escape!

HANNIBAL: Now the Captain has a point there, BA.

Whaddaya got to say about it?

-(HAPPILY) We ain't flying!

[sigh]

HANNIBAL: Well, I like it.

-Yeah, well, I spent all our funds

getting the plane and artillery for this little jaunt.

So I have, uh, only enough money for maybe-- maybe-- one room.

-I like it.

-Going to have to get accommodations for all of us

without any money.

-Of course.

-Of course.

-Now, Face, if we had endless amounts of money

at our disposal and we could do whatever we want,

whenever we wanted, we wouldn't really need you, now would we?

-That's why I stick around, Hannibal.

You have such a wonderful way of making one feel so much

a part of the team.

LORI: Well, what can you do?

I mean, if you haven't any money and you don't know anyone

on board, how will you get us on?

-Well, it's, uh, really just a matter

of looking like you know what you're doing, you know,

and then steering a wide enough berth until someone

fills in the proper blank.

Uh, which someone eventually always does.

-But it does help when just the right person fills

in the blanks, correct, Lieutenant?

-Yeah.

Nice.

-Peck.

Templeton Peck.

The new, uh, replacement?

-Oh, uh, Carla Singer, entertainment director.

-Oh, well, how do you do?

It's very nice to meet you.

You know, I really thought I was going to miss the boat-- ship.

See, I was supposed to meet you at your last port of call,

but I was 10 minutes late.

So I got down here as fast as I could.

-Right.

-Yes, and I'm so glad I did.

-Well, you must either be the new pool

boy or Dr. Forbes' assistant.

[knock]

-Ah, Dr. Forbes?

I-- I hope I'm not interrupting.

I'm Dr. Peck, your new assistant.

-Well, they told me I couldn't have one.

-Really?

Well, be that as it may, here I am.

-Oh, they give you all that crap about budgets and cutbacks.

-Ah, right.

Right, right.

Ah, would you mind if I, uh--

-No, no, no, no.

You might as well look the part.

It's about as close to being doctors

as we get aboard this thing.

-Ah.

-We've just dispense the liniments for the sunburn

and we try and assure the people that there never

has been a recorded case of death by seasickness.

-Oh.

Well, that suits me just fine.

I mean, you know, after 15 operations a week,

some lasting eight, ten hours, well,

I almost had a nervous breakdown.

I was, uh-- I was recuperating in Italy,

you know, and I decided to get back into it real slow.

And then, uh, this offer cropped up.

-Where did you do your pre-med work?

-Uh, uh, Boston.

I interned at St. Francis.

-You're kidding.

Boston and St. Francis?

-Why, did you go there?

-Oh, no, no, no, no.

I would have liked to have gone there when I was studying.

-Yeah, wonderful school.

-Hm.

PORTER: I still don't understand where you're going with that.

FACE: I told you, I have to be ready for, uh,

for when Mr. Allardyce arrives.

-But I don't have a Mr. Allardyce

booked on this cruise.

-Well, if the patient-- I mean, passenger--

isn't booked on this cruise, then

what am I doing with the man's medical records, huh?

Why have they been forwarded to me,

along with some rather special medical equipment

to be set up in his cabin?

Now I suggest that you do something about this,

especially considering the fact that Mr. Allardyce is

first cousin to Conrad Stevens.

-Conrad Stevens?

-Chairman of the Carnival Cruise Line.

-Well, uh, no one has booked any of the presidential suites.

-Hm.

Well, I'm sure they'll do just-- just fine.

-The one on A deck, so he doesn't have that far

to travel to get out for some sun.

-Oh, that's perfect.

I'll, uh, mention your assistance

in this matter to Mr. Allardyce.

I'm sure he'll be most appreciative.

[foghorn blows]

BA: No way.

I ain't gonna let you take care of me.

You're the one who's sick.

You can't even take care of nothing.

-Not true, not true, not true.

-BA, it's your fault that we're on this ship.

Now try and cooperate.

FACE: Now Lori, you have the cabin next door.

There's your key.

Oh, and this is for you.

-A package?

-Mhm.

Yeah, they have a really nice boutique on the upper deck.

Believe me, I know what a strain kidnapping

can put on one's wardrobe.

-How thoughtful.

-Oh, it's just a little something.

-I'll say.

-Mm.

Ah.

-What about us, Face?

-You and I'll bunk in the crew's quarters.

-And you're going to be the doctor?

-Assistant, Hannibal.

Doctor's assistant.

-You still haven't told me about the other job,

the one I'm stuck with.

-Haven't I?

-Face.

-Oh.

Could've sworn I mentioned, uh-- yeah.

Well, you are going to help out all the beautiful ladies

around the pool.

-You mean I'm the pool boy?

-Well we like to call them pool persons.

-Oh, Face.

-Oh, Hannibal, I'm sorry.

But you know, I figured that we only had the money for the one

room for Lori, so BA, being the most conspicuous,

had to come in as Mr. Allardyce.

Now, let's see.

Oh, yeah, it's you.

You know how you love a uniform.

I--

-Well?

How do I look?

--[sigh] The pool, Hannibal, it's going to be flesh, flesh,

and more flesh.

-What do you know about being a doctor?

-Hannibal, please.

Piece of cake.

Besides, 90% of the cases on board this ship

are nothing but sweet young things

who have been too long in the sun.

-Oh, that's just wonderful.

I could just sit here for hours while you do that.

-Uh, yeah.

Well, look, you-- you can take this tube with you.

-Oh, please don't stop.

No, you see, when you stop, it-- it just hurts so bad.

-Ah.

Yeah, well, now if you just use this stuff twice a day,

the, uh--

-The label says three times a day.

-Ah.

Oh, yeah, well, they just-- they just print that stuff.

I mean, you can use it three times

a day if you feel you need to.

Yes, make it three times a day.

OK, bye now.

-Dr. Peck?

Um, my assistant will be with you momentarily.

Mr. Liebowitz here needs a colonic.

Could you take care of him, please?

-Ah.

Uh, a colonic.

[horn blares]

Will you excuse me a minute?

Yeah, believe it or not, I would have rather

Hey, who loves you, baby?

-Tony?

-Yeah.

-Here's the list of anniversaries and birthdays

for this evening's show.

-OK.

-And Mrs. Petrie would like you to come over and present

an autographed album to Aunt Gretel.

-Sure.

Any time I can put a little sunshine

into the life of the little people, you know?

Carla, honey, what do I have to give you to get a little kiss?

-Chloroform.

-Ooh!

-Ah, Carla.

-Oh, hi.

-Hi.

Look, I'm sorry to interrupt--

-Well, then why are you?

-Be nice, Johnny.

-Right.

Especially to the less fortunate?

-Templeton Peck, this is Johnny Angel.

FACE: Johnny Angel.

Oh, I like it.

-Yeah, most people do.

-Uh, look, Carla, I was-- I was just wondering,

I saw a motor launch let some people off on the boat?

-Yes, a Mr. Scarlatti and his party.

-Mr. Scarlatti?

-Yes, I guess they missed the boat back at Palermo,

so the captain sent a motor launch to bring him out.

-Ah.

-He's in the presidential suite on C deck.

-Oh, thanks.

-Why do you look at him like that?

What is he?

-Cute.

[laughs]

-Hey, baby, come win the taste test.

-Someone had to have seen.

If not the girl, then one of those four

scungills who grabbed her.

-I'll check with the purser's office,

find out about the passengers who got on board at Palermo.

-I just want to know they're on board.

If they're here, then she's here, and I want her dead.

If I have to, I'll blow up the whole damn ship.

I've got less than 24 hours.

I promise each and every one here,

my brother gets convicted, I cut your hearts out and mail them

to him.

Now find that girl, and kill her.

-Yeah.

Subito.

-Ah.

-How did you get in here?

FACE: Oh, I'm sorry.

I-- I was looking for, uh, C-61.

Would you look there?

E-61.

I'm on the wrong deck.

I-- I-- uh, ship's doctor.

I, uh, somebody reported a very bad case of seasickness,

so I'll just--

-Do I look seasick to you, Doctor?

-Uh, no, no.

Actually, you look, uh-- yeah.

Well, perhaps you could take a very deep breath and--

-Mm!

-I'm sorry.

Look, I can explain.

It's just that--

-Oh, I understand.

-You do?

-It happens wherever I go.

-Ahh.

-Men just can't seem to stay away from me.

-That must be a terrible burden.

-Oh, especially with my boyfriend being so jealous.

-Ah, yes.

Well, I-- I-- I do recall having to tell someone something.

Um, uh--

-You know, Bull does his laps every day until 3:00.

-Bull?

-That's just what his friends call him.

Arnold Bulansky's his name.

-Oh.

-Bull for short.

-I see.

For a minute there, I thought it was

because he was, uh, you know, uh, built.

Ah, yes, until 3:00, huh?

Right.

Well, I really do have to tell someone something very, very

important.

Mm.

Aaah!

-Kitty!

-Oh, thank god.

Quick, quick, quick, some water!

-What are you doing?

-Ahh!

Oh! What am I doing?

What do you think I'm doing? I'm trying to bring her around.

-Oh! -Now quick, the water-- move!

-Ow.

-Hey!

The water.

-Oh, thanks.

Here, maybe you better sit up. Easy.

Easy.

Sip it, nice and slow.

There you go.

Would you-- thanks.

Now could you just lie back?

There you go.

Oh, boy, oh, boy, your pulse feels like a trip hammer!

-No kidding.

-What happened, honey?

-Oh, Bull, I don't know.

-Oh, well, I just-- I just found her lying on the floor there.

I mean, luckily I was on the wrong deck.

You know, someone reported a very bad case of halitosis.

So I, uh, I came to the wrong deck,

and I just happened to spot Miss-- Miss--

-Tremaine.

-Yes, Tremaine.

Oh, but of course you-- yeah, anyway, I

don't think you've hit your head or sustained a concussion

or anything, but I just suggest you

take it easy for a day or two, and you know, don't push.

-So what caused this?

Maybe she's ill.

-Oh, no, no, no.

It's just your typical case of, uh, anatonia,

caused by a shift in the currents in lower latitudes.

Perhaps you've been experiencing some of these symptoms?

Aaah!

Ah!

Ah.

-I'm as fit as a horse.

-Ah, yeah, course you are.

-Oh!

-I've been telling you to stay more in shape, babe.

-Is there anything else that I need, Doctor?

-Uh, well, yes, I think you should

take a nap in afternoons-- you know,

whenever you feel the, uh, need?

[screaming]

[splash]

[screaming]

[splash]

-Now, anything you ladies need?

Towels, suntan lotion?

Suntan lotion application?

JOHNNY: Yo, boy!

Where's that towel, huh?

-As I said, anything you need, feel free to call upon me.

JOHNNY: What are you doing, knitting the lousy thing?

-Excuse me.

JOHNNY: Where's the drink?

I ordered another drink over 10 minutes ago.

-Johnny, did anyone ever tell you

that you've got one set of lousy manners?

-Certainly not a towel boy, and nobody

calls me Johnny without my say-so.

Hey, and she can have my say-so.

Let me tell you something-- but I

like to let the little people off

with the first offense, especially

when they're my namesake.

But next time, you'll be paddling back to Capri

on a rubber horsey.

So get me that towel and find me that cold drink.

And maybe if you bring around a date after my show,

I'll mention your name on the mic.

See, it guarantees extra tips when

you're tight with the Angel.

-You know, Face, I really like this job you got me,

but I may have go the lounge soon,

because that guy Angel is going fishing very shortly.

-Uh, ix-nay that, Hannibal.

We got real trouble.

-That launch that took off from the side of the ship?

-Right, and left the entire case of "The Cotton Club" behind.

-We better get out of sight.

-Yeah.

I'll get BA and Murdock.

See if you can spring Lori from, uh, Jaws.

-Yeah, uh.

-Say cheeks.

All right, here we go.

-You, uh, you better get below deck.

-What's going on?

-Hey, Kildare, why don't you go peddle your aspirins elsewhere?

-Now, you better get below-deck.

You see, you're-- yeah, you're absolutely H-positive skin

type.

Now, now.

I'll stop by with the liniment.

-Hey, uh, what cabin can I deliver the photos to?

-Oh, that's all right.

I'll see that she gets it. -Liniment?

-Yeah.

-Where do you guys come up with these raps?

-Ah, well, you pick it up in very short order around here.

[laughs] -Say cheeks.

[click]

-Yahoo!

All right, all right!

That's a definite upward trend for members of the black team.

-I want to get out of here, Murdock.

-All right, BA, just cool it.

This is all part of the disguise.

I mean, old crotchety people, they love to play shuffleboard!

-I said I want to go downstairs.

I want to go to my cabin.

-All right, well, you just can't get up and walk, all right?

You're going to have to sit down and you're

going to have to enjoy this game of skill.

-I want to go down!

-Well, you can't, not until your nurse-- and that

is moi-- says you can.

Aaah.

BA: (SHOUTING) You're gonna take me downstairs now,

or I'm gonna give you the worst case of ring-around-the-collar

you ever saw!

-BA, put Murdock down, get back in your chair,

and meet me in your cabin right away.

MURDOCK: [panting] Not bad.

Especially when you put my neck in the U of that hook!

Well, I was just trying to teach you

how to have a good time when you grow up to be old lady.

Because make no doubt about it, when you're 45,

you're gonna be wearing a dress, and ain't

nobody gonna want to dance with you!

-Are you absolutely sure that it's Scarlatti?

-Well, some faces make an indelible impression, you know?

Especially when you see them for the first time

over the barrel of a machine gun.

-How many men did he have with him?

FACE: It was like the Volkswagen at the circus.

Guys just kept coming out, each one bigger than the next.

I ran into four of them just trying to find you guys.

-The first thing they'll do is check the ship's registry,

find out how many cabins we took after we sailed from Palermo.

Lori, don't go back to your cabin.

Stay here.

BA: Stay here?

Oh, Hannibal, we all can't stay cooped up

in the same cabin for two weeks.

-BA, there are more of them than there are of us.

Besides, we don't have any weapons that we can conceal.

-Yeah, we'll have to thin them out a little.

LORI: I don't understand.

I mean, if there's so many of them,

what can you do if they're all armed?

-Cut down the odds.

Take some of the other side out.

We'll run across a couple of guns along the way.

-We start roaming around this ship,

they're gonna recognize us.

-We could all move around freely if, uh--

if we were all in disguise.

-Mhm.

Everybody who's come to see me-- which

is about half the people on this boat-- uh, ship-- has said,

what about a costume party?

So--

-I-- I've been a cruise director for four years now,

and I've never heard of a costume party.

-Really?

-They went out with hula hoops.

-Yeah, well, half the people on this cruise

went out with hula hoops, you know.

Yeah, that's the trouble with cruises today.

I mean, why get rid of a good thing, you know?

-I can't believe that many people asked about one.

-Oh, are you kidding? Oh, sure.

I mean, all kinds of people have been coming up to me.

You see-- you see, the best costume

gets to sit at the Captain's Table for dinner.

It's an old custom.

I'm surprised you haven't heard of it.

It's-- yeah, even the captain was saying to me--

-The captain?

-Yeah.

By the way, I love this scarf.

Yeah, I was giving the captain a shot in his cabin, B-12.

And he was saying how much he missed the good old days, see?

So I said--

-No costume party was mentioned when

people signed up for the cruise.

-Yeah, but--

-No one has any costumes.

-Ah, that's half the fun of it.

You get to create your own costume,

and-- you really don't know anything about this, do you?

That's amazing.

I--

-Are you trying to do my job for me or something?

-Oh, no, no, no, please--

-No?

-No, I-- uh-- hmm.

-That doctor, he gets more action.

-Uh, um, look, I'm-- I'm sorry.

I'm-- I don't know what came over me.

I just--

-You've never done anything like that before.

-No, no!

I--

-No.

-It's, uh, kind of hard to explain.

See, I'm--

-A costume party, huh?

-Yeah.

Yeah.

-Yeah?

-Come on.

-Shut up, fool!

-Please, BA?

Please?

BA: I said no, and no is no.

-What's going on?

-Well, I have nothing to wear.

I mean, I have absolutely nothing to wear.

I asked him if I could borrow those delicious feathered

earrings.

I mean, he's not even going to that party today,

and he said no.

Do you know why?

Because he is jealous, that's why.

Because I'll get a date.

Perhaps I will be the first to marry,

and mine will be the firstborn male child on the A-Team.

And he just couldn't have that, could he?

FACE: Little tuck here and there, you know?

A-ha.

Gold braid, hm?

On the shoulder?

Toy sword, and voila-- "Charge of the Light Brigade."

-Well, that's in then.

I mean, that's it.

All the good costumes are gone.

Where does that leave me then?

-Hey, you can sit on Face's lap and go as Jerry Mahoney!

Hee hee!

-Don't you talk to me, Mr. Won't Lend His Earrings.

[snickers]

-Hm?

JOHNNY: Gonna keep everybody having a good time, happy all

over this ship.

[passengers cheer]

-Hey, Tony, why don't you check up there?

JOHNNY: A nice round of applause, ladies and gentlemen,

for our M&M Twins.

Let's here it, ladies and gentlemen!

MURDOCK: [singing along to music]

Cheese, cheese, cheese is what I love so won't you

please, please, let's forget about the condiments,

the bread, the soup.

Cheese is what I love so won't you please?

Oh, wow, my, my!

How inventive!

I mean, I just can't get over the cleverness,

the ingenuity of it.

You are definitely gonna win today's contest.

You are the best-dressed Bowery bum I've ever seen.

-You have a problem, buddy?

--[giggles] I'm just a little giddy.

Everything is so refreshing here.

You want some punch?

-I got him.

No weapons, Murdock?

-You looking for these?

-Oh.

Nice.

Now we need something for the rest of you guys.

-I shall be back by the stroke of midnight.

Or sooner, if they run out of finger sandwiches.

[evil laugh]

-Man is not long for this world, Hannibal.

-I'm not sure he was ever in it.

Is everybody having a good time?

Yeah, all right!

Come on, you folks.

You folks are having a good time, aren't you?

Yeah!

Let's have a nice hand for this guy.

Yeah, yeah!

Take a little bow and then split.

And now let's continue dancing to the music of Caravese!

Carla!

Carla.

This was a brilliant idea.

With all the cruise directors that I've worked with before,

I was wondering who was gonna pull this one out of the trunk

and dust it off.

You really are special.

Like me.

So I was thinking that two special people--

-Is one too many.

-Yeah.

-So, uh, Johnny, you like the costume party, huh?

-It's a real dipstick idea.

A bunch of grownups running around, dressed for Halloween?

-Well, I--

-I mean, there's something unnaturally.

I mean, what do you call this?

I'm a class act, direct from Vegas.

Did you see the card out front?

It says, "Johnny Angel, The King of Croon."

Right about now, I'd be into the Sinatra set,

doing "Strangers in the Night" or "My Way"--

which is Ol' Blue Eyes' favorite, the way I do it.

I end the show off with some "Volare,"

which usually brings the house down.

I'm out here playing Monty Hall to a couple of cucumber

sandwiches from Keokuk Falls!

-Well, hang in there, Johnny.

Remember, it's all in good fun.

And, uh, I hear you're into having fun.

[singing] Volare!

-What do you say?

I'm the ghost of Christmas future.

-You see what happened to the guy who was with me?

-Too much punch.

CARLA: Everyone's having a good time.

I never would have believed it.

-Me either.

BA: Got two .25 automatic, Hannibal, and one extra clip.

-With this P38 and what Face can get us, we should be all right.

We gotta find him.

I'll take the upper deck.

-I'll check it out if you'd like, Colonel.

It's a heck of a party.

You ought to check it out too, BA.

I'll lend you my sheet.

-Everybody having a good time?

Ha ha!

You got it!

-How about a little dance?

-Oh!

Oh.

Well, uh--

-Oh, come on.

-Look, I, uh-- I have a patient in traction

that I have to look in on.

Really!

Uh, Kitty, what-- what-- what--

-Oh, Doctor, I'm feeling sick again.

I think I need mouth-to-mouth.

-Uh, yeah, look, I really do have a patient in traction

that I have to look in on.

-He's in traction.

He's not going anywhere.

-Yeah, well--

-I knew it!

-How dare you!

-Ahh!

-I knew it!

-What did you do to him?

-What do you mean, what do I do?

He tried to kill me, for crying out loud.

-He was trying to protect me!

-You're right.

Heh.

No mask.

A-ha!

Haha!

Unh!

-Put him down, pal!

Oh.

[splash]

--[panting] Oh, how very charming.

-That's her.

-Si.

-What do you call this?

What are you guys doing in my room?

-That's a very pretty girl.

And obviously a good friend of yours.

-All pretty girls are good friends of mine.

But that still don't give you guys

the right to break into my room.

-Perhaps this does, hm?

-What, is everybody around here going crazy?

You guys know who you're messing with?

I open for Ol' Blue Eyes when he plays Tahoe.

What-- wait-- wait a minute!

-Where is she?

-Now get hold of the captain.

Tell them to get the authorities out here

to arrest these jokers.

-Oh, my baby!

-He'll be fine, believe me.

-Here's a little present for you.

See that fish you caught don't have any scales.

-Haha.

-Have a nice swim, Lieutenant?

Now we've got everybody except Scarlatti and his lieutenant,

right?

-Right.

-Let's go get 'em.

[passengers scream]

[screams]

[gunfire]

-Drop your weapons, now!

LORI: Oh!

Oh!

-I think we have a first prize winner here-- best gangster.

[gunfire]

[screaming]

-Now!

Or we send this little girl home to Papa in a shoebox!

-Too many innocent bystanders.

It's his call, guys.

calling the Italian Coast Guard Station at Palermo.

The ship is under siege.

Armed gunmen are aboard the ship.

We are 38 degrees, 28.10 minutes north

and 9 degrees 06.30 minutes east.

We need immediate assistance!

[screaming and shouting]

-Keep it moving.

Let's go.

Now remember, anybody who sticks their nose out

gets it shot off, hm?

Mr. Scarlatti, everything's under control.

-Get the captain's launch lowered.

Bernie, Rico, you take care of these gentleman.

-Come on, let's go.

LORI: What do you want?

-You and I have some business to discuss, family business.

My brother and your father.

-No, wait!

Help!

Hey, guys!

Murdock!

Aaah!

I

[thud]

It's all right, I got it!

-Please-- please don't hurt my friends.

I'll do anything, anything you want.

-Of course you will.

Of course you'll do anything I want.

Realize what kind of difficulties

you put me through?

Don't you realize it's too late?

Huh?

You're worried about hurting people?

Why you take me around the floor with this tarantella?

Now I gotta blow up this ship with all of these witnesses.

-God, no, not all these innocent people.

-Life can be unfair, no?

But what we gotta do is call up your father.

You tell him what I say you to tell him,

or things'll go from bad to worse in no time at all.

[glass breaking]

[gold necklaces jangling]

-Go!

Pull back!

Come on now!

-We need that chopper, Captain.

What do you say?

-[delighted laugh]

[splash]

PASSENGER: Oh!

-Oh!

-Do you want to see why we just swam 200 yards to get you?

Look at this!

[splash]

[bullets ricocheting]

[machine-gun fire]

[bullets ricocheting]

-Aaah!

-Yeah!

[singing operatically] Smash him, thrash him,

throw him on the floor.

Rock him, sock him, knock him the jaw.

[hums] Hey!

Haha!

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