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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,980 --> 00:00:29,850 ["West Coast Poplock" playing] 2 00:00:33,460 --> 00:00:36,600 ♪ Now, wait a minute 3 00:00:44,260 --> 00:00:48,440 ♪ California knows How to party ♪ 4 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:51,740 ♪ California knows How to party ♪ 5 00:00:52,790 --> 00:00:56,930 ♪ In the city, of LA 6 00:00:57,130 --> 00:01:01,150 ♪ In the city Of good old Watts ♪ 7 00:01:01,350 --> 00:01:05,160 ♪ In the city City of Compton ♪ 8 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:07,060 ♪ They're Poplocking, woo 9 00:01:09,330 --> 00:01:10,860 ♪ Poplocking In Rolls-Royce... ♪ 10 00:01:11,060 --> 00:01:13,160 [Kevin] I know for most people, 11 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:15,340 a house party is just a kick-back to catch up with the homies. 12 00:01:15,540 --> 00:01:19,040 But this is LA, a city where a party can change your life. 13 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:22,650 A place where legends are born, die, and live again. 14 00:01:22,850 --> 00:01:27,270 And bein' rich or bein' broke can be separated by a mere freeway. 15 00:01:27,460 --> 00:01:30,310 But once in a great while, the stars align, 16 00:01:30,510 --> 00:01:33,530 and the Fates bless a few fortunate dreamers with a night that will change 17 00:01:33,730 --> 00:01:36,270 the course of their lives forever. 18 00:01:36,470 --> 00:01:38,840 In other words, there's some crazy, beautiful, 19 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:40,710 weird-ass shit about to go down. 20 00:01:40,910 --> 00:01:41,970 [motor whirring] 21 00:01:46,010 --> 00:01:48,070 [woman 1] One and two and three and four. 22 00:01:48,270 --> 00:01:49,060 [woman 2] The fuck? 23 00:01:50,540 --> 00:01:52,670 [Kevin vocalizing] 24 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:04,470 [continues vocalizing] 25 00:02:12,910 --> 00:02:15,310 Destiny, what you think? 26 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:18,520 I know it sound weird, but let's see what Daddy cooked up. 27 00:02:21,180 --> 00:02:22,410 [music recorder playing] 28 00:02:22,610 --> 00:02:24,450 [vocalizing] 29 00:02:24,650 --> 00:02:25,750 [voice distortion] 30 00:02:28,530 --> 00:02:31,110 [whooping] 31 00:02:31,310 --> 00:02:33,770 This beat feel good! It feel free! 32 00:02:33,970 --> 00:02:35,900 I'm the goat! 33 00:02:36,100 --> 00:02:39,420 Sellin' out stadiums! Platinum records! 34 00:02:39,620 --> 00:02:41,300 Yeah, that's my baby on the track. 35 00:02:41,500 --> 00:02:43,110 You hear that? That's you. 36 00:02:45,460 --> 00:02:46,290 [music stops] 37 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:50,960 Yo, come on. 38 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:52,790 [Grandpa] Look who decided to wake up. 39 00:02:52,980 --> 00:02:55,270 Did you sign the start forms for the IT job yet? 40 00:02:55,470 --> 00:02:57,270 I'mma get on that Monday. 41 00:02:57,470 --> 00:02:59,310 You ain't got all the time in the world because in three months, 42 00:02:59,510 --> 00:03:02,140 your mother and I will be enjoyin' our retirement. 43 00:03:02,340 --> 00:03:04,190 [chuckles] 44 00:03:04,390 --> 00:03:06,710 Spoonin' each other on the sandy beaches of Daytona, Florida. 45 00:03:06,910 --> 00:03:10,980 And this house will be sold, so... did you find anywhere to live yet? 46 00:03:11,180 --> 00:03:13,980 Once I start my new job, I'll have the money to get a new place. 47 00:03:14,180 --> 00:03:16,850 I mean, you could just lend me the money. 48 00:03:17,050 --> 00:03:19,160 Yeah, right. [chuckles] 49 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:22,160 When I was raised, you think anybody was just goin' around giving me money? 50 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:24,560 You don't know what it was like in LA in the '90s. 51 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:26,470 Don't let this house fool you. 52 00:03:26,670 --> 00:03:28,950 Half this shit we got in the riots, right baby? 53 00:03:29,150 --> 00:03:30,000 [laughs hysterically] 54 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:31,870 You ain't lyin'. 55 00:03:32,070 --> 00:03:34,520 I said, "lend," Pop. Dang. 56 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:37,180 Oh, I saw Mrs. Bailey at Vons yesterday. 57 00:03:37,380 --> 00:03:38,440 How is Venus doing? 58 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:40,090 Good, I guess. 59 00:03:40,290 --> 00:03:41,620 I mean, I think she live near Leimert Park, now. 60 00:03:41,820 --> 00:03:43,490 You two were like twins in middle school. 61 00:03:43,690 --> 00:03:45,270 - Remember that? - No, I don't remember that. 62 00:03:45,470 --> 00:03:47,100 I thought you two might have been datin' 63 00:03:47,300 --> 00:03:49,620 until she went to prom with that football player. 64 00:03:49,820 --> 00:03:51,370 I follow him on Facebook, too. 65 00:03:51,570 --> 00:03:53,840 He is more handsome now than ever. 66 00:03:54,580 --> 00:03:55,400 [sighs] 67 00:03:56,580 --> 00:03:57,810 [clears throat] 68 00:03:58,010 --> 00:03:59,240 You don't ever talk to Venus at work? 69 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:01,590 Not really. She work in the main office. 70 00:04:01,790 --> 00:04:04,940 I see her when I'm dropping off keys to a house or... picking up my check. 71 00:04:05,140 --> 00:04:07,250 That was nice of her to help you get that job. 72 00:04:07,450 --> 00:04:10,860 But stupid of you to help Damon get his. 73 00:04:11,060 --> 00:04:14,520 [Aunt Jean] Jesus is my friend. Yeah, he's my friend. 74 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:15,860 [gospel music playing] 75 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:19,260 Damon! 76 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:22,170 Damon, wake your lazy ass up. 77 00:04:23,870 --> 00:04:26,050 Damon! I know you gotta work today. 78 00:04:26,250 --> 00:04:27,100 [sniffs] 79 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:28,750 And clean up this room, too. 80 00:04:28,950 --> 00:04:31,010 It smell like ass and onions in here. 81 00:04:31,210 --> 00:04:32,400 [snoring] 82 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:35,840 - Damon! - [groans] 83 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:39,850 All right, I'm up already, man. Damn. Jeez. 84 00:04:40,050 --> 00:04:42,720 That's what you get, stayin' out partyin' all night. 85 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:45,510 Mm-hmm. You think you can live playing pick-up basketball 86 00:04:45,710 --> 00:04:47,730 and clubbing and fucking up my house? 87 00:04:47,930 --> 00:04:49,820 See now I know why your mama kicked your ass out. 88 00:04:50,010 --> 00:04:51,770 Aunt Jean, for the last time, all right... 89 00:04:51,970 --> 00:04:52,770 [sighs impatiently] 90 00:04:52,970 --> 00:04:54,250 It's not clubbing. 91 00:04:54,450 --> 00:04:56,780 I'm a promoter. I'm working, all right? 92 00:04:56,980 --> 00:04:59,300 People followin' me on Instagram and comin' to my parties. 93 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:01,040 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 94 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:03,740 - Did you make any money? - There she go. 95 00:05:03,940 --> 00:05:05,530 Oh, I get it. It's a non-profit. 96 00:05:05,730 --> 00:05:07,620 You're doing charity work. 97 00:05:07,820 --> 00:05:10,530 Boy, if you're in a club and not making any money, then it's clubbin'. 98 00:05:10,730 --> 00:05:12,190 You must think I'm stupid. 99 00:05:12,390 --> 00:05:14,580 Don't forget, you owe me rent, plus last month's. 100 00:05:14,780 --> 00:05:17,230 'Cause next stop is gonna be Skid Row for you. 101 00:05:17,430 --> 00:05:18,580 Talkin' about followers. 102 00:05:18,780 --> 00:05:20,060 You know who got followers? 103 00:05:20,260 --> 00:05:21,460 Jesus. 104 00:05:21,660 --> 00:05:23,200 Mm-hmm. 105 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:25,190 Take your rude ass to work, and clean up that room. 106 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:28,110 Smell like somebody fucked an onion. 107 00:05:28,310 --> 00:05:30,070 Oh, my God, Aunt Jean, you just cursed. 108 00:05:30,270 --> 00:05:31,240 What would Jesus say? 109 00:05:32,070 --> 00:05:33,600 [Aunt Jean] Jesus would say, "Shut the fuck up, this is my house!" 110 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:34,680 Man! 111 00:05:35,550 --> 00:05:36,370 [exhales sharply] 112 00:05:38,810 --> 00:05:40,000 [Damon groans softly] 113 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:41,160 Hey, beautiful. 114 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:42,990 [kisses] 115 00:05:43,730 --> 00:05:44,960 [chuckles] 116 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:46,000 [Aunt Jean] Don't make me get my gun. 117 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:47,310 [Damon] Oh, shit. 118 00:05:47,510 --> 00:05:49,740 Let's get you to your mom's house. 119 00:05:49,940 --> 00:05:52,700 See, what Granny and Paw-Paw don't know is... 120 00:05:52,900 --> 00:05:55,450 Is that I'm about to make a lot of money from this party. 121 00:05:55,650 --> 00:05:56,750 [stereo music crescendo] 122 00:05:56,950 --> 00:05:58,540 And we gonna have everything we need. 123 00:05:58,740 --> 00:06:00,320 Have all the toys you need. 124 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:01,270 - [engine spluttering] - [Kyle] Hey! [shouts] 125 00:06:03,710 --> 00:06:05,590 Hey, what's going on? What y'all doin'-- 126 00:06:05,790 --> 00:06:07,980 - Where Damon at? - I don't know. 127 00:06:08,180 --> 00:06:09,810 Y'all know he doesn't live here. 128 00:06:10,010 --> 00:06:11,330 We gonna burn his nigga house down. 129 00:06:11,530 --> 00:06:12,380 - Larry, chill. - Whoa. What? 130 00:06:12,580 --> 00:06:14,160 I got my daughter with me. 131 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:16,340 I tried to call y'all twice this week about the party. 132 00:06:16,540 --> 00:06:17,560 Y'all ain't returning my calls. 133 00:06:17,750 --> 00:06:19,340 Y'all dickheads off the party. 134 00:06:19,540 --> 00:06:21,730 - Guile? I got this. - Hmm. 135 00:06:21,930 --> 00:06:23,130 - Okay? - Yeah, yeah. 136 00:06:23,330 --> 00:06:25,080 'Cause y'all dickheads off the party. 137 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:26,690 Yeah, I heard him. But why? 138 00:06:26,890 --> 00:06:27,830 You know exactly why! 139 00:06:28,030 --> 00:06:29,390 We're gonna make you pay. 140 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:31,530 - First we gonna tie you up, right? - Mm-hmm. 141 00:06:31,730 --> 00:06:33,050 Then we'll cut your little nappy head off 142 00:06:33,250 --> 00:06:34,790 - with a rusty machete. - Whoa. 143 00:06:34,990 --> 00:06:37,230 - Yeah. - Then I'm gonna sew your booty hole up. 144 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:39,530 I'm gonna take some Mexican candy, the spicy kind. 145 00:06:39,730 --> 00:06:42,280 Then I'm gonna shove it down your throat till you're nice and plump. 146 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:44,630 And then I'm gonna beat your ass like a pinata. 147 00:06:44,830 --> 00:06:46,670 Larry-- Larry, let's just calm down. 148 00:06:46,870 --> 00:06:49,370 Hey. Hey. I need you to really work on dialing back your threats. 149 00:06:49,570 --> 00:06:51,370 - Dial it back? - You put too much sauce on it! 150 00:06:51,570 --> 00:06:53,420 - Too much sau-- - What you mean, too much-- A pinata? 151 00:06:53,620 --> 00:06:54,980 Y'all off the party! 152 00:06:55,180 --> 00:06:56,640 You and that little weirdo Vic, and that's that! 153 00:06:56,840 --> 00:06:59,210 Y'all can't do that, man. We got money invested. 154 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:01,210 [Kyle] You can thank your home boy, Damon. 155 00:07:01,410 --> 00:07:03,340 Never liked that roach-face-ass nigga, anyway. 156 00:07:03,540 --> 00:07:06,130 Yeah, he tried to play my baby cousin, tried to get away with it? 157 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:07,560 And steal from her? 158 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:09,650 What you mean? He stole from her? 159 00:07:09,850 --> 00:07:11,780 Daisy can't find her gold necklace. 160 00:07:11,980 --> 00:07:15,220 And I know that little crackhead-ass boy Damon took it. 161 00:07:15,420 --> 00:07:17,140 We're gonna fuck his ass up on sight. 162 00:07:17,340 --> 00:07:19,660 - On sight, boy. - Yeah. That's right. 163 00:07:19,860 --> 00:07:22,840 Then we gonna grind his dick into a juice. 164 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:25,010 Make him drink that shit. 165 00:07:25,210 --> 00:07:27,410 [imitates gulping] 166 00:07:27,610 --> 00:07:29,410 - [Kyle] Okay, no, no. - What's left over, that's for you. 167 00:07:29,610 --> 00:07:31,280 We just talked about you dialin' this back. 168 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:32,630 - What did I do? - We're not juicin' no dicks today! 169 00:07:32,830 --> 00:07:33,980 You know what? I quit! 170 00:07:34,180 --> 00:07:35,980 - Oh, you quit? - I quit! Do it yourself! 171 00:07:36,180 --> 00:07:38,290 - You did this same shit in the third grade. - So? 172 00:07:38,490 --> 00:07:40,420 Just get the fuck outta here, man! 173 00:07:40,620 --> 00:07:41,540 - Guile! [shouts] - Huh? 174 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:44,280 I got this! 175 00:07:45,420 --> 00:07:46,810 Between the both-- Why-- 176 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:48,640 I got it. 177 00:07:53,210 --> 00:07:54,430 Get the fuck outta here. 178 00:07:54,630 --> 00:07:56,440 Get yo' ass in the back. What you doin'? 179 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:57,520 I thought you quit. 180 00:07:58,860 --> 00:08:00,480 [Larry] You got short legs. 181 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:01,700 [engine starts] 182 00:08:01,900 --> 00:08:02,910 [music blaring] 183 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:09,450 [imitates machine gun] 184 00:08:09,650 --> 00:08:12,020 [Kyle] You interrupt me one more time, I keep tellin' you. 185 00:08:12,220 --> 00:08:14,800 - Every time I speak, you wanna speak. - [tires screech] 186 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:15,880 - Quit speakin'! - [voice fades] 187 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:20,150 [sighs wearily] 188 00:08:23,150 --> 00:08:26,680 Hey. What's up with it, y'all? It's your boy, DamonThaDon. 189 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:28,950 Just wanna hit y'all with a bit of morning motivation. 190 00:08:29,150 --> 00:08:30,860 Lot of people trying to stress you out. 191 00:08:31,060 --> 00:08:33,210 But don't let the bullshit get to you, all right? 192 00:08:33,410 --> 00:08:34,950 Do whatever it is that makes you happy. 193 00:08:35,150 --> 00:08:37,650 Smoke a little weed, a little meditation. 194 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:38,780 Maybe a party. 195 00:08:38,980 --> 00:08:40,870 [chuckles] 196 00:08:41,070 --> 00:08:43,140 Y'all know we got a big one comin' up, so, make sure y'all pull up. 197 00:08:43,330 --> 00:08:46,620 Until then... it's regular. [chuckles] 198 00:08:46,820 --> 00:08:48,180 [man] Damon! 199 00:08:48,380 --> 00:08:51,310 Damn, man! Always hating. 200 00:08:52,530 --> 00:08:54,220 Here I come! Fuck. 201 00:09:02,490 --> 00:09:05,640 Hey, Armen. Sorry I'm late, man. The 405 crazy. 202 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:07,460 Somebody famous live here? 203 00:09:07,660 --> 00:09:10,600 Jesus, I'm so glad I won't have to deal with you anymore. 204 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,950 These areas are marked and locked. 205 00:09:13,150 --> 00:09:14,780 They are not to be tampered with. 206 00:09:14,980 --> 00:09:17,470 Kevin will return the keys when you're done. 207 00:09:17,670 --> 00:09:19,000 He's the responsible one. 208 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:20,090 Man. 209 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:22,210 I have another site to get to. 210 00:09:25,340 --> 00:09:27,350 Bye, Damon. 211 00:09:27,550 --> 00:09:30,650 It's Damon, bro. The French way. 212 00:09:31,300 --> 00:09:32,310 Stupid. 213 00:09:32,510 --> 00:09:34,270 Shit ain't that hard. 214 00:09:34,470 --> 00:09:36,880 Damn, man, this how the other half live, huh. 215 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:38,400 [upbeat rap music playing] 216 00:09:47,710 --> 00:09:49,460 Hey! [shouts] 217 00:09:49,660 --> 00:09:52,250 God damn, man. I see you late as usual. 218 00:09:52,450 --> 00:09:54,550 Yeah, you know, I got caught up in the clubhouse, 219 00:09:54,750 --> 00:09:56,030 schoolin' niggas on how to be successful 220 00:09:56,230 --> 00:09:57,550 and not have to work a basic job. 221 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:02,780 [Damon] Hey, how's my goddaughter, Destiny? 222 00:10:02,980 --> 00:10:04,480 She fine. She's at her mom's house. 223 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:06,480 Man, Armen was acting weird as hell, bro. 224 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:09,440 Actin' hella sketchy about who's crib this is. 225 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:11,960 I guess you ain't heard we got kicked off the party tomorrow. 226 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:13,530 What the fuck is that supposed to mean? 227 00:10:13,730 --> 00:10:15,140 Kyle and them is pissed. 228 00:10:15,340 --> 00:10:16,790 They don't like you doggin' their cousin Daisy. 229 00:10:16,990 --> 00:10:19,100 Daisy? Light-skinned Daisy? 230 00:10:19,300 --> 00:10:20,620 That's they cousin? 231 00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:23,240 Shit. I'd be pissed, too. 232 00:10:23,430 --> 00:10:26,020 But they can't kick us off the party, though, Kev. 233 00:10:26,220 --> 00:10:28,410 We put money in! I'm the host! 234 00:10:28,610 --> 00:10:30,550 I told you, stop messing with that girl. 235 00:10:30,750 --> 00:10:32,590 She started liking me too much. 236 00:10:32,790 --> 00:10:35,680 That shit-- It just turn me off, you feel me? 237 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:38,150 I'm like, "You want me? Me?" 238 00:10:39,460 --> 00:10:40,860 I'm still in my ho phase, bro. 239 00:10:41,060 --> 00:10:42,470 Man, they said you stole her chain. 240 00:10:42,670 --> 00:10:43,640 Man, that's cap! 241 00:10:44,380 --> 00:10:45,780 That's big cap! 242 00:10:45,980 --> 00:10:48,650 That's bottle cap! That's Colin Kap! 243 00:10:48,850 --> 00:10:50,820 - That's Cap-tain America! - Yo! 244 00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:56,880 Nobody want that fugazi raggedy-ass swap meet chain, anyway. 245 00:10:57,080 --> 00:10:58,170 Chain's not worth shit. 246 00:10:58,870 --> 00:10:59,960 [swishes] 247 00:11:00,610 --> 00:11:01,840 [chuckles] 248 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:03,970 Damn, that shit just fluffed itself. 249 00:11:04,170 --> 00:11:06,630 Whose crib is this, man? Steve Jobs? 250 00:11:06,830 --> 00:11:10,150 - Steve Jobs is dead, fool. - Don't mean his house died. 251 00:11:10,350 --> 00:11:12,330 There goes the money I invested. 252 00:11:12,530 --> 00:11:14,200 I got shit to pay for. 253 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:16,240 Have to pick up some extra shifts. 254 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:17,550 That might not even be enough. 255 00:11:17,750 --> 00:11:18,860 I know, right? 256 00:11:19,060 --> 00:11:20,540 They payin' us Mexican prices out here. 257 00:11:21,980 --> 00:11:23,340 Hey, my bad, Juan. 258 00:11:23,540 --> 00:11:24,990 - I'm Venezuelan. - [music playing on speaker] 259 00:11:25,190 --> 00:11:26,810 Hey, nobody said you wasn't, Juan. 260 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:29,690 Come on, let's knock this house out. 261 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:31,740 I ain't got all day. 262 00:11:31,940 --> 00:11:34,390 I gotta get home in time to read to Destiny and drop the keys off. 263 00:11:34,590 --> 00:11:36,130 Armen must think you a slave, huh? 264 00:11:36,330 --> 00:11:38,090 He know better not to try that shit with me. 265 00:11:38,290 --> 00:11:39,400 I'll knock his ass out. 266 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:41,180 [imitates punches] 267 00:11:41,380 --> 00:11:42,130 [chuckles] 268 00:11:46,660 --> 00:11:49,930 Hey, V. It's crazy you called. My mom's-- 269 00:11:50,130 --> 00:11:51,580 What the hell is wrong with you? 270 00:11:51,780 --> 00:11:53,020 Oh, nothin', I'm good. 271 00:11:53,220 --> 00:11:54,150 Corporate is in there right now, 272 00:11:54,350 --> 00:11:56,240 watching a video of you and Damon 273 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:58,640 smoking at the house on Baylor Street. 274 00:11:58,830 --> 00:12:00,590 That don't even sound like us. 275 00:12:00,790 --> 00:12:02,900 [Venus] This is serious, Kevin. 276 00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:05,160 They are short on staff today, so, they're gonna let you clean that last house, 277 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:08,820 but you are getting terminated officially, first thing Monday morning. 278 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:11,560 Maybe we can talk to 'em and change their mind, or somethin'. 279 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:12,900 I need this job. 280 00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,830 These niggas fired. 281 00:12:16,030 --> 00:12:18,090 - No, y'all "fired" fired. - [man] Hey, Venus! 282 00:12:18,290 --> 00:12:19,780 I gotta go. 283 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:22,830 Sorry. Sorry, Kev. 284 00:12:23,030 --> 00:12:24,910 Who was that? Little girlfriend, Venus? 285 00:12:27,310 --> 00:12:29,310 Hey, bro, let's spark up. 286 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:33,930 Why you standing there like you shit yourself? 287 00:12:34,130 --> 00:12:35,620 - We fired. - What? 288 00:12:39,970 --> 00:12:40,840 How? 289 00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:59,740 To be honest with you, fuck this job. 290 00:12:59,940 --> 00:13:01,310 You're way too talented for this, Kev. 291 00:13:01,510 --> 00:13:03,740 What you should do is focus on them beats. 292 00:13:03,940 --> 00:13:06,870 The shit you sent me today, now, that shit was hard. 293 00:13:08,650 --> 00:13:10,440 I ain't mean to mess up your money, though, man. 294 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:12,480 My bad, dawg. 295 00:13:14,570 --> 00:13:15,570 But you'll figure this shit out. 296 00:13:16,490 --> 00:13:17,440 You always do. 297 00:13:19,490 --> 00:13:20,760 What if we threw a house party? 298 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:24,420 Where? Auntie crib? 299 00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:28,070 I mean, that shit could work, but... she got these low-ass ceilings, 300 00:13:28,270 --> 00:13:31,120 and she got this cat that be throwin' up every time it smell weed, so... 301 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:34,080 No, not like a regular house. 302 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:38,520 People are tired of us throwin' the same party. Every time. 303 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:40,820 We need something... different. 304 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:43,170 Something bigger. 305 00:13:45,990 --> 00:13:47,220 Something like this place. 306 00:13:47,420 --> 00:13:48,090 You trying to throw a party here? 307 00:13:48,290 --> 00:13:49,440 Not here. 308 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:52,270 - Armen would kill us, man. - True. 309 00:13:52,470 --> 00:13:53,790 We could rent something out like this. 310 00:13:53,990 --> 00:13:55,360 Rent? Oh, hell, no. 311 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,450 That would be terrible for our margins, dawg. 312 00:13:57,650 --> 00:14:01,020 Plus, my followers? Here? Shit. 313 00:14:01,220 --> 00:14:03,410 Niggas ain't got no respect for a nice place like this. 314 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,810 [grunts] 315 00:14:06,010 --> 00:14:07,810 [Kevin] I don't know. I gotta figure something out, though. 316 00:14:08,010 --> 00:14:09,940 I need ten G's by next week. 317 00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:11,640 My parents about to sell the house. 318 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:14,340 If I don't pay for my daughter's fancy preschool, 319 00:14:14,540 --> 00:14:17,250 Char could make a case to get full custody, and I ain't having that shit. 320 00:14:17,450 --> 00:14:18,470 Man, all right. All right. 321 00:14:18,670 --> 00:14:20,340 All right, man. Damn. 322 00:14:20,540 --> 00:14:24,430 You ain't gotta convince me. I was in the moment you said... 323 00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:27,780 [in girls voice] "Damon... please, I need your help." 324 00:14:27,980 --> 00:14:29,560 [imitates girl crying] 325 00:14:30,390 --> 00:14:31,650 [laughs] 326 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,140 - I didn't even say that. - Man! 327 00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:38,400 I could hit up my fan base, we could make 10,000 off cover charges, easy. 328 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:41,230 All right. Enough hypothesizing. I'll call around. 329 00:14:41,430 --> 00:14:42,450 Let's get to work. 330 00:14:42,650 --> 00:14:45,140 Damn. This nigga love to work. 331 00:14:46,050 --> 00:14:47,280 Shit. 332 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:50,280 Jab. Jab. Spin. 333 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:55,330 Yeah, that ain't a travel. That's good. 334 00:14:55,530 --> 00:14:57,120 [Kevin] Hey, Sabrina? 335 00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:59,340 Yeah, remember we threw that Halloween party last year? 336 00:14:59,540 --> 00:15:03,720 Oh, look... I'm throwing another party this weekend, and I need a venue. 337 00:15:07,510 --> 00:15:08,340 [exhales sharply] 338 00:15:09,730 --> 00:15:12,990 Damn. This dude got his own museum. 339 00:15:25,790 --> 00:15:28,360 Damn. She thick. 340 00:15:30,790 --> 00:15:31,590 Whew! 341 00:15:31,790 --> 00:15:32,710 I would. 342 00:15:37,410 --> 00:15:40,990 Dude got Miami shit, Cleveland shit, LA shit. 343 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,900 It's like, damn, pick a city, bro. 344 00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:46,770 Man, you could actually fuck in here, bro. Yeah. 345 00:15:47,290 --> 00:15:49,000 Yeah! 346 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,420 [computer voice] Conforming to body. 347 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:52,380 Yeah, this is nice. 348 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,470 Oh! Ewe. What the fuck? 349 00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,440 Is this motherfucker a giant? 350 00:16:14,660 --> 00:16:15,630 Damn. 351 00:16:15,830 --> 00:16:17,720 Two weeks meditation? 352 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:19,060 This dude gotta be stressed. 353 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:20,760 Who is this bro? 354 00:16:22,930 --> 00:16:24,070 [sighs] 355 00:16:24,270 --> 00:16:24,990 [doorknob rattling] 356 00:16:25,190 --> 00:16:25,980 [door creaks] 357 00:16:37,340 --> 00:16:39,210 Buddy is on LeBron's nuts. 358 00:16:45,430 --> 00:16:47,130 [sniffs, coughs] 359 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,770 Oh, my God. 360 00:17:04,970 --> 00:17:06,990 I know it's last minute, but you gotta have something. 361 00:17:07,190 --> 00:17:08,950 [Damon] Yes, sir! 362 00:17:09,140 --> 00:17:10,240 - [Kevin] Yeah, I understand. - [chuckles] 363 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,210 These promoters talking a lot of shit about us. 364 00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:18,000 - We're being blackballed. - Well, fuck all that, bro. 365 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,610 Why is you still cleaning? 366 00:17:19,810 --> 00:17:21,040 Might as well get this last check. 367 00:17:21,860 --> 00:17:23,220 Fuck that, Kev! 368 00:17:23,420 --> 00:17:24,660 What you doing, man? They got cameras in here! 369 00:17:24,860 --> 00:17:26,610 Don't worry about that shit, Kev. 370 00:17:26,810 --> 00:17:28,440 I found the camera room and I turned all them shits off. 371 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:30,260 You forgot I worked at Geek Squad, huh? 372 00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:32,310 Whose jacket you got on? 373 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,270 Check it out. 374 00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:37,440 It's LeBron's. 375 00:17:39,140 --> 00:17:40,050 LeBron who? 376 00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:43,850 James, nigga! 377 00:17:44,050 --> 00:17:45,500 There is only one LeBron on earth! 378 00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:47,680 Why you got on his clothes? 379 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:50,990 'Cause this his house. 380 00:17:51,190 --> 00:17:54,030 Mmm. This him, Kev! This him! This all him. 381 00:17:54,230 --> 00:17:57,250 This-- Man, look, man! This is his candle. 382 00:17:57,450 --> 00:17:59,080 Smell like game time in this motherfucker. 383 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:02,520 Look, man, this is his-- This is his fridge, Kev! Look! 384 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:03,600 This his juice. 385 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:07,000 [slurps] 386 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,530 This juice is LeBron juice, bro! 387 00:18:09,730 --> 00:18:12,050 Get some of this greatness in your life, goddammit. 388 00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:13,400 [burps] 389 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:14,650 You fucking kidding me right now? 390 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:20,050 Shut the fuck up. 391 00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:24,150 Yep. Told you. 392 00:18:24,350 --> 00:18:26,240 - [man] Hey, there. - Oh! 393 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:29,550 You are one handsome, philanthropic motherfucker. 394 00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:31,510 - Who, me? - Your hairline is perfect. 395 00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:35,030 Anyone who says otherwise is just jealous. 396 00:18:35,230 --> 00:18:39,470 Bro, he got a hologram of himself, just to give him compliments? 397 00:18:39,670 --> 00:18:41,730 Yeah, that do make sense, though. 398 00:18:41,930 --> 00:18:45,520 The only person that could convince him he the greatest... is the greatest. 399 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:47,960 You handled the decision to go to Miami perfectly. 400 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,350 Nah! 401 00:18:49,550 --> 00:18:52,300 That's cap. [laughs] This guy. 402 00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:56,790 Damon. Stop touchin' shit, man. 403 00:18:56,990 --> 00:18:58,320 Man, what, man? Shut up, bro! 404 00:18:58,510 --> 00:18:59,580 Your scary ass, bro. 405 00:18:59,780 --> 00:19:01,350 Oh, Damn, I need a face ID. 406 00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:03,670 Shit. 407 00:19:03,870 --> 00:19:05,930 Hey, [clicks fingers] talk, man. 408 00:19:06,130 --> 00:19:07,540 You were great inTrainwreck. 409 00:19:07,740 --> 00:19:09,280 In fact, Ian Crouch of theNew Yorker 410 00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:11,940 said you were the funniest person in the movie. 411 00:19:12,140 --> 00:19:13,940 [whooping triumphantly] 412 00:19:14,140 --> 00:19:16,860 Damn, we got all of LeBron's contacts in here. 413 00:19:17,050 --> 00:19:18,600 Pretty much everybody in the world. 414 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,210 Man, shut up, bro. 415 00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,470 Even got Carole Baskin in here, bro. 416 00:19:22,670 --> 00:19:24,560 [laughing] 417 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:26,290 Should we invite her to our party? 418 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:32,180 Yo! Yo. 419 00:19:32,370 --> 00:19:34,830 Yo! Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo yo, Kev! 420 00:19:35,030 --> 00:19:35,740 Yo! Kev, yo! 421 00:19:35,940 --> 00:19:37,920 Yo, yo, yo. Yo! Yo! 422 00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:41,580 How about... we throw the party... here? 423 00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:43,530 Bro, that was a bad idea before. 424 00:19:43,730 --> 00:19:45,190 - It's a terrible idea now. - What? 425 00:19:45,390 --> 00:19:48,540 Your NBA 2K rating should be 100, not 97. 426 00:19:48,740 --> 00:19:50,060 Yeah. 427 00:19:50,260 --> 00:19:52,110 Come on, man. It's the perfect idea, bro. 428 00:19:52,310 --> 00:19:54,020 Who wouldn't want to party in the King's house? 429 00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:56,720 [LeBron] To become a champion, you must think like a champion. 430 00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,590 Listen to LeBron, man! 431 00:19:58,790 --> 00:20:00,290 Look, it's perfect, dawg. Look. 432 00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:01,680 We just hit up all his contacts. 433 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,820 As LeBron's assistants. 434 00:20:04,010 --> 00:20:06,250 We say that LeBron throwing a secret party on some low key shit. 435 00:20:06,450 --> 00:20:09,430 You want to trick famous people into thinking LeBron throwing a party? 436 00:20:09,630 --> 00:20:10,520 In his own house? 437 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:13,300 - Hell, yeah! - Man. 438 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:14,960 We can charge way more at the door 439 00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:16,350 with these celebs coming, all right? 440 00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:18,220 We can make ten times the money, Kev. 441 00:20:18,420 --> 00:20:20,140 We can send Destiny to preschool, 442 00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:23,050 high school, college... Whatever. 443 00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:25,270 What about his family? Somebody could show up. 444 00:20:25,470 --> 00:20:27,100 - We can go to jail. - Your scary ass. 445 00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:29,010 You worried about the wrong things, Kev. 446 00:20:29,210 --> 00:20:31,580 Look. Right here. They on vacation. 447 00:20:31,780 --> 00:20:35,540 - He meditating for two weeks. - Two weeks? Must be stressed. 448 00:20:35,740 --> 00:20:39,550 I would be, too if I was about to hit my 30th season. 449 00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:42,200 Look, bro. It's simple, all right? 450 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:46,470 We could throw the party, have it cleaned, without him even knowing. 451 00:20:46,670 --> 00:20:48,080 Man, I don't know. 452 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,950 Hey, hey, man. Hey, hey! 453 00:20:50,150 --> 00:20:51,340 This is not about us, Kev. 454 00:20:51,540 --> 00:20:54,210 It's not about you. It's not about me. 455 00:20:54,410 --> 00:20:55,380 You know who it's about? 456 00:20:57,210 --> 00:21:00,130 Destiny. Lil' baby. 457 00:21:00,330 --> 00:21:02,610 She can't read. She can't write. 458 00:21:02,810 --> 00:21:04,220 'Cause she can't go to school. 459 00:21:04,420 --> 00:21:06,830 - Why? Because you broke. - Shut up. 460 00:21:07,030 --> 00:21:08,450 But you can change that, Kev. 461 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:11,130 You could make it happen. All right? 462 00:21:12,090 --> 00:21:14,020 Yeah, you see it. 463 00:21:14,220 --> 00:21:16,140 Now... are we doing this? 464 00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:18,460 Or are we doing this? 465 00:21:18,650 --> 00:21:19,850 [laughs cunningly] 466 00:21:20,050 --> 00:21:22,760 Come on, now. Say yes. Say yes, Kev. 467 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:25,320 - This shit gotta be spotless. - It's gonna be sparkling, bro. 468 00:21:29,070 --> 00:21:29,890 [sighs in exasperation] 469 00:21:31,070 --> 00:21:32,250 - Yeah... - We doin' it. 470 00:21:32,450 --> 00:21:34,250 We doin' it. Yeah, my boy! 471 00:21:34,450 --> 00:21:36,300 You know what that means, right? [chuckles] 472 00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:39,560 Looks like we about to throw a house par-- 473 00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,000 Excuse me. 474 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,350 We're done in the living room. 475 00:21:42,550 --> 00:21:44,180 Oh. Okay, for sure. 476 00:21:44,380 --> 00:21:46,480 You can leave the cleaning supplies by the door. 477 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,180 - Yeah. - Yeah. 478 00:21:48,380 --> 00:21:49,530 Dawg, you about to get-- 479 00:21:49,730 --> 00:21:51,230 Which door? The one over here? 480 00:21:51,430 --> 00:21:52,750 Just the one over-- 481 00:21:52,950 --> 00:21:54,140 Not that one, the one right over-- 482 00:21:54,340 --> 00:21:55,580 There's so many doors in the house. 483 00:21:55,780 --> 00:21:57,410 Yo, Juan, get the fuck out of here, bro! 484 00:21:57,610 --> 00:21:59,630 You ruining the special moment between me and my man, bro. 485 00:21:59,830 --> 00:22:01,280 - Sorry. - You and Gloria can leave. 486 00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:02,710 We'll lock up. Thanks, man. 487 00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:06,150 Yeah, come on, bro. [chuckles] 488 00:22:06,350 --> 00:22:09,640 Man, this is what we do, man. We throw parties, bro. 489 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:12,030 I'm gonna make some calls. About to get it crackin'. 490 00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:13,380 Shit, I'mma call Diddy. 491 00:22:13,580 --> 00:22:16,330 Of course, Puffy, Diddy, Sean, Mr. Love. 492 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:19,560 Yeah. Ciroc only. 493 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:22,690 We put the DJ booth right here, VIP area upstairs. 494 00:22:22,890 --> 00:22:24,780 We can get Sly and Reg to do security. 495 00:22:24,980 --> 00:22:26,960 Hell, yeah. 496 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:28,740 We need somebody good to clean this place so we don't get caught. 497 00:22:28,940 --> 00:22:31,210 - We can do it. - Naw, someone good. 498 00:22:32,300 --> 00:22:34,010 You right. You right. 499 00:22:34,210 --> 00:22:35,440 [indistinct conversation] 500 00:22:35,740 --> 00:22:36,580 [Damon] All right, we're gonna tell everybody no phones, 501 00:22:36,780 --> 00:22:38,350 no social media. 502 00:22:39,050 --> 00:22:41,630 The theme is for LeBron and all the guests to play dumb if it's ever brought up again. 503 00:22:41,820 --> 00:22:44,980 We're gonna call it, "Off the Grid Part Two." 504 00:22:45,180 --> 00:22:46,370 "Off the Grid Part Two"? 505 00:22:46,570 --> 00:22:48,940 So, people think they missed the first one. 506 00:22:49,140 --> 00:22:51,580 People would love to have Dr. Dre on the ones and twos. 507 00:22:53,370 --> 00:22:56,410 Oh! This is Dr. Andre Liebowitz? 508 00:22:57,550 --> 00:22:58,630 Oh, my bad. My bad. 509 00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:01,990 No, I do not need a hair transplant. 510 00:23:02,190 --> 00:23:03,290 [upbeat rap playing] 511 00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:08,210 Oh, my God. 512 00:23:17,740 --> 00:23:20,360 Then we invite all the celebrities and regular people too, 513 00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:22,360 and charge them more. 514 00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:26,190 Man, we about to be the biggest promoters in town. 515 00:23:26,390 --> 00:23:27,440 [exhales sharply] 516 00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:29,450 Blanket. 517 00:23:43,770 --> 00:23:45,950 Popcorn. 518 00:23:46,150 --> 00:23:49,680 Bro. You really think LeBron's installing popcorn in his goddamn cinema-- 519 00:23:51,730 --> 00:23:53,430 [rap music continues] 520 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:08,890 [laughing] 521 00:24:09,090 --> 00:24:09,830 [tapping table] 522 00:24:12,790 --> 00:24:14,760 - Hey, yo. - Yeah? 523 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,810 I think we'll be good if we keep the party to the living room. 524 00:24:17,010 --> 00:24:18,680 Everything else is off limits. 525 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:20,460 Yeah, we can just party-proof it 526 00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:22,600 like we did that Pajama Jam we threw at my granny house. 527 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:25,120 Exactly. Plus, all the good stuff is packed 528 00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:26,640 into the restricted areas, anyway. 529 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:30,080 Word. Nigga, this shit about to be crackin'. 530 00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:32,430 I'm talking about legendary. 531 00:24:32,630 --> 00:24:34,250 I even booked us some performers, too. 532 00:24:35,730 --> 00:24:37,350 - Who? - [shouts] Migos! 533 00:24:37,550 --> 00:24:38,830 [laughs whimsically] 534 00:24:39,030 --> 00:24:40,310 How the hell you do that? 535 00:24:40,510 --> 00:24:41,610 Told Quavo he can play LeBron one on one. 536 00:24:41,810 --> 00:24:43,750 - He believed it? - Of course not. 537 00:24:43,950 --> 00:24:45,840 But he said he coming. 538 00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:49,000 Shit, I was thinking he could freestyle over one of your beats. 539 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:52,450 Nah, man, I'm still uncomfortable 540 00:24:52,650 --> 00:24:54,150 playin' my shit after what happened. 541 00:24:54,350 --> 00:24:56,710 [slow instrumental music playing] 542 00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:02,370 This the one? 543 00:25:02,570 --> 00:25:04,590 Hey, nigga. Turn this weak-ass shit off. 544 00:25:04,790 --> 00:25:05,850 I got a customer out here. 545 00:25:07,810 --> 00:25:09,860 Yo, this shit really is trash, bro. 546 00:25:10,060 --> 00:25:11,470 Fuckin' weirdos. 547 00:25:11,670 --> 00:25:14,560 Can't lowride to this, nigga. This ain't Dre. 548 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:16,300 [Damon] You gotta get over that, bro. 549 00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:18,480 Dude was recording in the back of a cell phone shop. 550 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:20,830 No, I still don't want to do it, though. 551 00:25:21,030 --> 00:25:21,990 That shit fucked me up. 552 00:25:22,910 --> 00:25:24,880 All right, whatever, bro. 553 00:25:25,070 --> 00:25:27,920 Look... I'm gonna drop a fake set of keys off to the office now. 554 00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:31,010 And I'm gonna give Venus the real set, after the party. 555 00:25:31,210 --> 00:25:34,190 Man, we about to be kings in the King's castle, dawg. 556 00:25:34,390 --> 00:25:35,140 Poof! 557 00:25:38,310 --> 00:25:39,150 [both] Mm-hmm. 558 00:25:39,350 --> 00:25:40,370 ["Klink" playing] 559 00:25:40,570 --> 00:25:41,810 We got a lot to do. 560 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,280 All right. Focus on the important stuff. 561 00:25:45,190 --> 00:25:46,110 [grunts] 562 00:25:46,310 --> 00:25:47,900 Yo! What the fuck? 563 00:25:48,100 --> 00:25:51,030 My fault, bro. Shit. Damn. 564 00:25:51,230 --> 00:25:52,730 Keep your feet off my damn car. 565 00:25:52,930 --> 00:25:54,430 Come on, Kev. Let's get to work. 566 00:25:54,630 --> 00:25:56,040 Start with the back yard. 567 00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:58,300 ♪ Wanna do is Drink, drink, drink ♪ 568 00:25:58,500 --> 00:26:00,820 ♪ I got five chains on Them hoes go Clink, clink, clink ♪ 569 00:26:01,020 --> 00:26:04,520 ♪ No job, big bank roll She don't know what To think, think, think ♪ 570 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:05,950 ♪ Oh, God... 571 00:26:08,260 --> 00:26:10,180 [coughing] 572 00:26:10,380 --> 00:26:11,230 [clears throat] 573 00:26:11,430 --> 00:26:13,230 Yup. It's that rapper weed. 574 00:26:13,430 --> 00:26:14,570 [Kevin continues coughing] 575 00:26:15,260 --> 00:26:16,270 Baby lungs. 576 00:26:16,470 --> 00:26:17,410 [dog barking] 577 00:26:17,610 --> 00:26:20,280 - Oh! - Yo! 578 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:22,370 - What the fuck was that? - Looked like a koala. 579 00:26:22,570 --> 00:26:23,930 - A what? - Yeah, a koala. 580 00:26:24,130 --> 00:26:25,540 - You never seen a koala before? - Hell no, man. 581 00:26:25,740 --> 00:26:26,980 That looked like a fucked-up monkey. 582 00:26:27,180 --> 00:26:27,890 [laughs smugly] 583 00:26:28,090 --> 00:26:29,060 Yo, Kev. Let's go inside. 584 00:26:29,540 --> 00:26:30,940 Because if it come over, I'mma kick the shit out of it. 585 00:26:31,140 --> 00:26:32,420 Come on, man. Get off me. 586 00:26:32,620 --> 00:26:33,470 You're scared of a teddy bear? 587 00:26:33,670 --> 00:26:36,080 [doorbell dings] 588 00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:39,040 Yo, what the fuck is that? You leave the gate open? 589 00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:40,720 Nigga, I don't know, it's not my house. 590 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,260 [knock on door] 591 00:26:43,460 --> 00:26:44,820 - [whispering] Kev, come here. Hey. - [man] Hello? 592 00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:46,350 Come here, Kev. 593 00:26:46,550 --> 00:26:48,220 - [man] Hello? - Wait. 594 00:26:48,420 --> 00:26:50,650 Hi! I see you there. How are you? 595 00:26:51,870 --> 00:26:52,780 I already saw you. 596 00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:54,750 - [whispering] It's a white man. - [in normal voice] Oh, shit! 597 00:26:54,950 --> 00:26:56,440 Oh, shit! 598 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:58,530 We going to jail, Kev. Oh, shit. He's a detective. 599 00:26:58,730 --> 00:27:00,100 Fuck! Get the drugs out! 600 00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:02,450 I can see you through the tempered glass. 601 00:27:02,650 --> 00:27:04,270 [Damon panting] 602 00:27:05,050 --> 00:27:06,500 Kev, no. Kev! 603 00:27:06,700 --> 00:27:07,580 Kev! [grunts] 604 00:27:09,620 --> 00:27:11,500 Hi, I'm Peter. I'm the neighbor. 605 00:27:11,700 --> 00:27:13,460 - How are you? - How you doin? 606 00:27:13,660 --> 00:27:15,900 Nice to meet you. Sorry, my pet koala wandered over here again. 607 00:27:16,100 --> 00:27:17,290 Ugh! This keeps happening. 608 00:27:17,490 --> 00:27:18,470 I just want to grab the little guy. 609 00:27:18,670 --> 00:27:19,770 My bad. Hi. 610 00:27:19,970 --> 00:27:21,730 So... you just-- you just got a pet koala? 611 00:27:21,930 --> 00:27:23,340 Yeah, pet koala, yeah. 612 00:27:23,540 --> 00:27:25,170 It started off as a prank from my brother-in-law. 613 00:27:25,370 --> 00:27:26,950 But eight years and one divorce later, 614 00:27:27,150 --> 00:27:29,480 it's the only thing I love, so... joke's on him. 615 00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:31,650 [all laughing] 616 00:27:34,740 --> 00:27:35,830 - Is LeBron here? - Get this guy. 617 00:27:36,030 --> 00:27:36,750 - Huh? - Uh... 618 00:27:36,950 --> 00:27:38,010 Is LeBron home? 619 00:27:38,210 --> 00:27:39,570 - Um... - No? 620 00:27:40,130 --> 00:27:41,450 Ugh! 621 00:27:41,650 --> 00:27:43,360 I just wanted to talk to the big guy. 622 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:46,150 Still haven't met him and I was hoping to chat him up a bit 623 00:27:46,350 --> 00:27:47,880 and maybe show him something. 624 00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:50,150 Yo, man. Whoa! 625 00:27:50,350 --> 00:27:52,020 No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't do that anymore. 626 00:27:52,220 --> 00:27:53,630 Look at this. 627 00:27:53,830 --> 00:27:54,930 Sign my jers. 628 00:27:56,670 --> 00:27:58,250 Lake show. Big fan. 629 00:27:58,450 --> 00:28:00,470 He's actually away on vaca-- 630 00:28:00,660 --> 00:28:02,380 - He not here. Yeah. - Business. 631 00:28:02,580 --> 00:28:04,990 - Miami, Cleveland. Whole bunch of stuff. - Wife, kids... 632 00:28:05,190 --> 00:28:06,900 - Oh, he's gone. - Yeah. 633 00:28:07,770 --> 00:28:09,130 Who are you guys? 634 00:28:09,330 --> 00:28:11,080 - We're his lawyers. - We're his cousins. 635 00:28:13,210 --> 00:28:15,570 I'm his cousin, Kenton. This is his court lawyer. 636 00:28:15,770 --> 00:28:17,660 - Nice to meet you. What's your name? - I'm Deez. 637 00:28:17,860 --> 00:28:18,960 Deez. Deez what? 638 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:20,270 - Deez-- - Hey, uh... 639 00:28:20,470 --> 00:28:22,440 You said you're the... neighbor. 640 00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:24,970 Yeah, I live just over those bushes, right down the hill. 641 00:28:25,170 --> 00:28:26,970 - That's where I am. - Got it. 642 00:28:27,170 --> 00:28:29,280 - All right, I'm gonna skedaddle. - Ske-what? 643 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:31,060 By the way... 644 00:28:31,260 --> 00:28:32,180 Black lives matter. 645 00:28:33,790 --> 00:28:35,540 - They do. - Yes, they do. 646 00:28:35,740 --> 00:28:39,110 I posted two squares on my Instagram. Respect. 647 00:28:39,310 --> 00:28:41,280 - Hell, yeah. - All right, guys. Toodles. 648 00:28:42,150 --> 00:28:43,290 Toodle-what? 649 00:28:43,490 --> 00:28:45,210 [neighbor] Marley! Come here, girl! 650 00:28:45,410 --> 00:28:46,510 Marley! 651 00:28:46,710 --> 00:28:48,080 Marley! 652 00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:49,290 [Kevin] Fuck, that was weird. 653 00:28:50,590 --> 00:28:51,950 [sighing impatiently] 654 00:28:52,150 --> 00:28:54,210 But we still need to buy some liquor and stuff. 655 00:28:54,410 --> 00:28:56,560 - You got some bread? - Hell, yeah. 656 00:28:57,470 --> 00:28:58,820 [objects clattering] 657 00:29:02,690 --> 00:29:04,090 My whole life's savings. 658 00:29:04,830 --> 00:29:06,530 All 347 dollars. 659 00:29:06,730 --> 00:29:09,670 All right, with my money, we should be good. 660 00:29:09,860 --> 00:29:12,540 I still need to let Venus know the whole plan, though. 661 00:29:12,740 --> 00:29:14,320 She on the way with her cousin Mika right now. 662 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:17,280 Mika? Fine Mika? 663 00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:20,500 Good. Get a head start on the competition. 664 00:29:20,700 --> 00:29:23,720 There's about to be a gang of NBA niggas up in here. 665 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:25,410 [music playing at a distance] 666 00:29:27,110 --> 00:29:28,110 [both] Vic. 667 00:29:31,370 --> 00:29:32,370 What's up, homie? 668 00:29:33,290 --> 00:29:34,470 Hold this. 669 00:29:34,670 --> 00:29:36,170 Damn. 670 00:29:36,370 --> 00:29:38,610 It's like the Kardashians up in this motherfucker, man. 671 00:29:38,810 --> 00:29:40,170 You bring speakers, right? 672 00:29:40,370 --> 00:29:41,430 - Yeah. They out there on the truck. - All right. 673 00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:43,740 I almost got robbed by a gang of crackheads on the way over. 674 00:29:43,940 --> 00:29:45,530 We're gonna put the DJ booth over here. 675 00:29:45,730 --> 00:29:47,050 Yeah, yeah, surely. 676 00:29:47,250 --> 00:29:48,000 Whoo. 677 00:29:50,650 --> 00:29:52,010 [exhales] 678 00:29:52,210 --> 00:29:53,970 ♪ Tonight's gonna be A good night♪ 679 00:29:54,170 --> 00:29:55,050 Surely. 680 00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:58,320 Gimme that shit. 681 00:29:58,520 --> 00:29:59,630 Nigga, is this vodka? 682 00:29:59,830 --> 00:30:02,200 Hell, no. Never vodka. 683 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:03,590 Never vodka. 684 00:30:03,790 --> 00:30:05,160 - That's rum. - Watch out, bro. 685 00:30:05,350 --> 00:30:07,070 - What, so you gonna drink on the job? - Pshh... 686 00:30:07,270 --> 00:30:09,200 Yes. It's my DJ jet fuel. 687 00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,600 When I need to turn this party up, I'mma hit the bottle. 688 00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,210 No, ain't no drinking tonight. 689 00:30:13,410 --> 00:30:15,030 Yeah, Nigga, we not payin' if you drinkin', bro. 690 00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:16,560 I thought only while I was DJ-ing. 691 00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:18,600 We can't take no chance. 692 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:20,520 You wanna talk about that time you was DJ-ing at that frat party? 693 00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,870 ♪ Fuck Donald Trump, yeah 694 00:30:23,070 --> 00:30:25,390 ♪ Fuck Donald Trump, yeah 695 00:30:25,590 --> 00:30:27,920 ♪ Fuck Donald Trump, yeah 696 00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:31,090 ♪ Fuck Donald Trump, yeah 697 00:30:31,290 --> 00:30:34,100 ♪ I like white folks But I don't like you ♪ 698 00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:36,320 - See, that wasn't-- - Or that baby shower over in Crenshaw. 699 00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:38,140 - Look what--? - Look at this punk-- 700 00:30:38,340 --> 00:30:40,060 - [romantic song playing] - What is going on right now? 701 00:30:40,260 --> 00:30:43,190 - I'm gonna beat-- - No, no, we're not fighting him on this. 702 00:30:43,390 --> 00:30:45,800 We're fighting right now because, you pay for this? 703 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,590 He's ruinin' my-- 704 00:30:47,790 --> 00:30:49,770 No, Auntie, stop! 705 00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:52,580 - That wasn't even his baby. You seen that girl. - [mouthing] Yeah. 706 00:30:54,670 --> 00:30:56,850 Do your thing. Sober. 707 00:30:58,330 --> 00:31:00,300 All right. Come on, guys, focus. 708 00:31:00,500 --> 00:31:02,870 By this time tomorrow night, we'll be counting stacks. 709 00:31:03,060 --> 00:31:05,080 I'll buy a big-ass bottle of Hennessy myself. 710 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:07,160 Hennessy Privilege? 711 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,220 I mean, you never know. 712 00:31:10,420 --> 00:31:12,570 Can't you at least make it Hennessy Black, please? 713 00:31:12,770 --> 00:31:14,140 Don't trip, man. 714 00:31:14,340 --> 00:31:15,700 You can smoke all the weed you want to, homie. 715 00:31:15,900 --> 00:31:17,050 [sucking] 716 00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:18,400 You know that shit ain't funny. 717 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:20,710 You already know how I get, all right? 718 00:31:20,910 --> 00:31:22,280 This is beautif-- 719 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,100 Wait a minute. 720 00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:26,050 Is this a picture of Chris Bosh's kids? 721 00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:29,720 We'll explain later. 722 00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:31,590 How do you even know what Chris Bosh's kids look like, bro? 723 00:31:31,790 --> 00:31:32,670 [doorbell dings] 724 00:31:34,190 --> 00:31:35,330 [chuckles] 725 00:31:35,530 --> 00:31:36,510 Ladies, ladies, ladies. 726 00:31:36,710 --> 00:31:37,770 Welcome. 727 00:31:37,970 --> 00:31:39,510 - Hey, Damon. - What's up wid it. 728 00:31:39,710 --> 00:31:42,340 - This is my cousin, Mika. - I know. 729 00:31:42,540 --> 00:31:44,910 The most beautiful angel on IG. 730 00:31:45,110 --> 00:31:46,520 I think we follow each other. 731 00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:50,430 Yeah. DamonThaDon. 732 00:31:50,630 --> 00:31:52,350 - I don't follow your broke ass. - Oh. 733 00:31:52,550 --> 00:31:53,520 [chuckles] For sure. 734 00:31:54,820 --> 00:31:56,140 Is Kevin-- Kevin's in there? 735 00:31:56,340 --> 00:31:57,480 - Yeah. - Okay. 736 00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:59,530 - You crazy. You crazy. - [chuckles] 737 00:31:59,730 --> 00:32:00,910 We can fix all that, though. 738 00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:05,540 Boy, if you don't get the hell away from me... 739 00:32:05,740 --> 00:32:07,970 Venus in the house, shut your mouth. 740 00:32:08,170 --> 00:32:09,580 [laughs] 741 00:32:09,780 --> 00:32:11,670 - What up, Johnny, Jr.? - What--? 742 00:32:11,870 --> 00:32:13,330 - Huh? - Oh, my God, 743 00:32:13,530 --> 00:32:14,890 only you and my dad call me that. 744 00:32:15,090 --> 00:32:17,240 - You know that, right? - I know. Good to see you. 745 00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:20,160 - Good to see you, too. You look good. - I'm all right. 746 00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:22,290 Nice. Colors of the rainbow. I see you. 747 00:32:22,490 --> 00:32:24,080 Thank you for bringing your cousin, too. 748 00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:26,170 Damon was being thirsty as hell. 749 00:32:26,370 --> 00:32:29,390 Yeah, she just flew in from Houston to promote that Tummy Tea. 750 00:32:29,590 --> 00:32:30,910 Wish me luck. 751 00:32:31,110 --> 00:32:32,350 Got one shorty in the back. 752 00:32:32,550 --> 00:32:34,220 [chuckles] You know what I'm sayin'-- 753 00:32:34,420 --> 00:32:35,350 What the fuck are you doing? 754 00:32:35,550 --> 00:32:37,220 Huh? 755 00:32:37,420 --> 00:32:40,180 - I was on the-- - Yeah, they perfect for each other. 756 00:32:40,380 --> 00:32:43,230 Yo. This place is gorgeous. 757 00:32:43,430 --> 00:32:44,840 What is this, an Airbnb? 758 00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:45,920 This is nice. 759 00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:47,450 - Yeah... - Rich. 760 00:32:47,650 --> 00:32:49,580 About that. 761 00:32:49,780 --> 00:32:51,890 - What? What's wrong? - Everything's fine. 762 00:32:52,090 --> 00:32:53,540 Um... 763 00:32:53,740 --> 00:32:55,750 - I do need your help with something. - What? 764 00:32:57,620 --> 00:32:59,020 [Venus] Are you stupid? 765 00:32:59,220 --> 00:33:00,410 [Kevin] I just need you to return the keys. 766 00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:03,290 All right. Yeah, there you go. 767 00:33:03,490 --> 00:33:05,380 - Mika. Come on, let's go. - [Kevin] Wait, wait. Wait-- 768 00:33:05,580 --> 00:33:08,290 Kevin-- Mika, come on. Let's-- Get off of me! 769 00:33:08,490 --> 00:33:10,470 Why y'all leaving, man? 770 00:33:10,670 --> 00:33:14,080 Y'all idiots are trying to throw a party in LeBron's house, that's why! 771 00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:15,560 - This is LeBron's house? - Wait. 772 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,260 Yeah, it's regular. 773 00:33:17,460 --> 00:33:19,350 Wait, Venus. Don't leave! Don't-- Don't leave! 774 00:33:19,550 --> 00:33:21,440 V, I know this is crazy. 775 00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:23,440 But you know me. 776 00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:24,820 I wouldn't do something like this unless I was desperate. 777 00:33:26,700 --> 00:33:28,880 I gotta pay for my daughter's school. 778 00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:32,750 I lost this job, the money I invested for the party. 779 00:33:32,950 --> 00:33:34,580 I start my new job in, like, a month. 780 00:33:34,780 --> 00:33:37,710 Look, I'm telling you, I have a plan. 781 00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:41,280 But we can't do this without you. 782 00:33:42,540 --> 00:33:43,680 Yeah, he can't do this without-- 783 00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:45,070 - Shut up. - All right. 784 00:33:45,270 --> 00:33:46,590 [chuckles] 785 00:33:46,790 --> 00:33:48,290 I'm not wasting my years in college for this shit. 786 00:33:48,490 --> 00:33:49,990 And I'm about to get a promotion. 787 00:33:50,190 --> 00:33:51,290 Mmm. No. 788 00:33:51,490 --> 00:33:52,990 Y'all can ruin y'all's lives. 789 00:33:53,190 --> 00:33:55,650 - I'm not. I'm out. - Wait, Venus-- 790 00:33:55,850 --> 00:33:57,820 Damn, we just got here. 791 00:33:58,020 --> 00:34:02,040 I just want to take a couple cute pics and then we can go. Please? 792 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:03,430 At least check out the pool. 793 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,180 ["It's True" playing] 794 00:34:07,380 --> 00:34:10,180 Ooh. Slim waist, fat ass. 795 00:34:10,380 --> 00:34:11,520 Y'all wanna get this tea. 796 00:34:12,650 --> 00:34:15,000 Okay, I see you, sis. 797 00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:17,970 [chuckles softly] 798 00:34:18,170 --> 00:34:22,620 Kevin, this is a really, really bad idea. 799 00:34:24,620 --> 00:34:26,450 It's kinda dope, though, right? 800 00:34:27,930 --> 00:34:30,510 - I mean, we in LeBron's house. - Yeah. 801 00:34:30,710 --> 00:34:35,030 He probably sat right here and contemplated on killing J.R. Smith. 802 00:34:35,230 --> 00:34:37,340 I'm contemplating killing you right now. 803 00:34:37,540 --> 00:34:39,340 Come on, V. Relax. 804 00:34:39,540 --> 00:34:41,470 Why does everyone keep telling me to relax? 805 00:34:41,670 --> 00:34:43,650 I mean, you probably should just relax a little bit. 806 00:34:43,850 --> 00:34:45,000 I mean, you be a little tense. 807 00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:46,690 [crowd laughs] 808 00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:49,310 Look, but I'm serious. 809 00:34:49,510 --> 00:34:51,180 I know this is crazy, 810 00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:52,530 but a night like this don't come around more than once. 811 00:34:52,730 --> 00:34:54,010 Yeah, whatever. 812 00:34:54,210 --> 00:34:56,090 As soon as she's over this shit, we leaving. 813 00:34:59,660 --> 00:35:01,020 You impressed yet? 814 00:35:01,220 --> 00:35:02,630 I'm getting there. 815 00:35:02,830 --> 00:35:04,930 My hosting shit really starting to take off, too. 816 00:35:05,130 --> 00:35:07,500 I got all my famous friends pullin' up tonight. 817 00:35:07,700 --> 00:35:09,070 - Famous friends? - Yeah. 818 00:35:09,270 --> 00:35:10,590 [chuckles] And who are you? 819 00:35:10,790 --> 00:35:12,290 Their normal friend? 820 00:35:12,490 --> 00:35:14,460 Man, whatever, I'm popular. 821 00:35:15,370 --> 00:35:16,680 Hey, yo, Kev! 822 00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:18,730 Let me borrow your car keys. 823 00:35:18,930 --> 00:35:20,080 Gonna go get some supplies. 824 00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:23,130 [chuckles] Whoa! You don't have a car? 825 00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:24,390 They on the counter. 826 00:35:24,590 --> 00:35:25,690 Should I roll with you? 827 00:35:25,890 --> 00:35:27,120 No, man, one of us should stay here. 828 00:35:30,430 --> 00:35:32,000 I can see you. 829 00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,310 - Huh? - I can see you. 830 00:35:34,510 --> 00:35:35,830 My fault. 831 00:35:36,030 --> 00:35:38,100 - Just don't fuck up my car. - Yeah, all right. 832 00:35:38,300 --> 00:35:39,660 Look at his little-bitty booty. 833 00:35:39,860 --> 00:35:41,930 Watch out. That's why your followers is fake. 834 00:35:42,130 --> 00:35:44,450 Yeah, whatever, and you one of 'em. 835 00:35:44,650 --> 00:35:46,310 I'mma stunt all over this bitch tonight. 836 00:35:54,020 --> 00:35:54,890 Motherfucker. 837 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:56,900 Talkin' about me? 838 00:35:57,100 --> 00:35:58,460 I ain't no one? 839 00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:14,440 Sweet chunky Black Baby Jesus. 840 00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:16,000 [engine roaring] 841 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:17,260 ["Ungrateful" playing] 842 00:36:23,700 --> 00:36:24,930 Yeah. 843 00:36:25,130 --> 00:36:26,090 Come on, now. 844 00:36:26,700 --> 00:36:27,670 Say what? 845 00:36:27,870 --> 00:36:29,830 What I do for a living? 846 00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:32,190 I make money, bitch! 847 00:36:32,390 --> 00:36:33,530 [laughs loftily] 848 00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:36,940 - 'Sup, man. - 'Sup, my man? 849 00:36:37,140 --> 00:36:39,460 Yeah. Got this party tonight. Make sure y'all pull up. 850 00:36:39,660 --> 00:36:42,470 Follow me on the 'gram, though. @DamonThaDon81. 851 00:36:42,660 --> 00:36:44,160 Hey, bro bro, you pulling up tonight? 852 00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:46,990 - You already know that. - I'm gonna see you then. 853 00:36:47,190 --> 00:36:50,340 I can smell the deposit slip on you, Big Time. 854 00:36:50,540 --> 00:36:53,260 Whoo! That ride is clean! 855 00:36:53,460 --> 00:36:55,170 All you need now is one of these 856 00:36:55,370 --> 00:36:57,180 exclusive Louis Vuitton t-shirts. 857 00:36:57,380 --> 00:36:59,180 Man, Virgil ain't make that shit. 858 00:36:59,380 --> 00:37:01,700 See, that's what make it exclusive. 859 00:37:01,900 --> 00:37:03,920 I ain't got it. I'm broke, baby. 860 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:05,660 Don't look broke to me. 861 00:37:05,860 --> 00:37:06,610 [sighs] 862 00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:11,060 - You're welcome. - You lucky I'm parched. 863 00:37:11,260 --> 00:37:12,310 Cheap motherfucker. 864 00:37:13,660 --> 00:37:15,500 Donation, donation! 865 00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:17,110 How you put on the fuckin' AC? 866 00:37:17,310 --> 00:37:18,450 - I like your car. - Oh. 867 00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:21,370 Oh, yeah. You know. 868 00:37:21,570 --> 00:37:24,030 Just taking it out for a drive. 869 00:37:24,230 --> 00:37:26,640 I've never seen one of these in real life. Is it fast? 870 00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:28,340 I can show you better than I can tell you. 871 00:37:28,540 --> 00:37:29,340 [engine revs] 872 00:37:29,540 --> 00:37:30,590 - [all chuckling] - Yeah. 873 00:37:31,980 --> 00:37:33,780 - Right? - Yup. Yeah. 874 00:37:33,980 --> 00:37:34,690 [piano clinks] 875 00:37:34,890 --> 00:37:36,430 [Kevin humming] 876 00:37:36,630 --> 00:37:37,950 [Venus] Yeah. I'm doing it, right? 877 00:37:38,950 --> 00:37:41,130 Stop it! Don't lie to me. 878 00:37:41,330 --> 00:37:43,350 I swear. [chuckles] 879 00:37:43,550 --> 00:37:45,910 Music has always been your calling. 880 00:37:47,260 --> 00:37:49,230 You still making beats? 881 00:37:49,430 --> 00:37:52,540 From time to time, fucking around with Damon. 882 00:37:52,730 --> 00:37:55,700 To be real, making beats is a waste of time if I ain't making bread. 883 00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:00,200 I should focus on something real. 884 00:38:00,390 --> 00:38:03,330 One of my uncles in New Orleans actually does music. 885 00:38:03,530 --> 00:38:08,680 And no matter what life threw at him, he never gave up. 886 00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:12,810 I'm sure if he can make his dreams come true... you definitely can. 887 00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,560 What about you? 888 00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:20,690 I remember my mom made me go to those little ballet recitals you did for Christmas. 889 00:38:20,890 --> 00:38:22,220 [both chuckle] 890 00:38:22,420 --> 00:38:24,260 You didn't give up on your dream, did you? 891 00:38:24,460 --> 00:38:27,180 There's this modern dance studio in Culver City 892 00:38:27,380 --> 00:38:29,180 I've been going to for a few months. 893 00:38:29,380 --> 00:38:30,270 Nothing major. 894 00:38:30,470 --> 00:38:33,740 But... it's a start. 895 00:38:34,700 --> 00:38:36,230 That's what's up. 896 00:38:36,430 --> 00:38:37,310 Thank you. 897 00:38:41,490 --> 00:38:42,630 [music starts] 898 00:38:42,830 --> 00:38:43,670 ["Every Little Thing I Do" playing] 899 00:38:43,870 --> 00:38:46,800 ♪ You are on my mind 900 00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:54,330 T... E... R. 901 00:38:56,940 --> 00:38:58,430 "Do not enter." [laughs] 902 00:38:58,630 --> 00:39:01,690 ♪ It's driving me crazy 903 00:39:01,890 --> 00:39:03,170 [Kevin] All right. Wait, wait, wait. 904 00:39:03,370 --> 00:39:04,560 [grunts] 905 00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,820 - Oh, shit. Man. - All right. Hey, come on. 906 00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:10,830 Girl, you can't wear that. 907 00:39:11,030 --> 00:39:12,220 You wearin' my clothes. 908 00:39:12,420 --> 00:39:14,230 ♪ And I'm mixed up 909 00:39:14,430 --> 00:39:20,800 ♪ Feeling crazy over you Let's not waste any time ♪ 910 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:26,110 ♪ Ev'ry little thing I do You're on my mind ♪ 911 00:39:26,310 --> 00:39:30,060 ♪ The way I feel lately It's driving me crazy ♪ 912 00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:33,020 Damn. That shit look dangerous. 913 00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:38,420 Yeah. Yeah, we good. 914 00:39:38,620 --> 00:39:39,810 Where are you wearing this? 915 00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:43,040 Okay, toot it and boot it. 916 00:39:43,240 --> 00:39:44,290 That what you want from me? 917 00:39:45,770 --> 00:39:47,770 No. No. 918 00:39:49,030 --> 00:39:51,310 Hey, y'all. What's up! 919 00:39:51,510 --> 00:39:54,740 ♪ Let me know What you wanna do ♪ 920 00:39:54,940 --> 00:39:59,270 ♪ Baby, it's all good... 921 00:39:59,470 --> 00:40:02,450 All right. That's pretty much the layout. 922 00:40:02,650 --> 00:40:04,580 All we need is 500 people to make our money. 923 00:40:04,780 --> 00:40:05,800 Sly, you can keep count? 924 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,320 Shit, back when I was locked up, 925 00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:09,500 keeping count was my favorite pastime. 926 00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:12,190 Most important thing, we need to guard the trophy room at all times. 927 00:40:13,670 --> 00:40:14,760 Any other questions? 928 00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:17,240 Don't trip. We got your back. 929 00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:18,420 I talked to them. 930 00:40:18,620 --> 00:40:19,730 We ain't takin' no shit tonight. 931 00:40:19,930 --> 00:40:21,020 All right. 932 00:40:21,850 --> 00:40:22,950 Y'all heard the man. 933 00:40:23,150 --> 00:40:24,950 Shit gotta run smooth tonight. 934 00:40:25,150 --> 00:40:28,300 So, niggas better be locked and loaded, ready to hold shit down. 935 00:40:28,500 --> 00:40:29,870 [gun cocking] 936 00:40:30,070 --> 00:40:31,430 Mm-hmm. 937 00:40:31,630 --> 00:40:32,700 [clicks] 938 00:40:32,890 --> 00:40:34,170 [indistinct conversation] 939 00:40:34,370 --> 00:40:37,310 I didn't hear that. Fuck, man. 940 00:40:37,510 --> 00:40:40,570 Anything else? Bathroom-- 941 00:40:40,770 --> 00:40:42,790 [Damon] Damon is in the house. 942 00:40:42,990 --> 00:40:44,440 Damon is in the house. 943 00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:47,140 Damon is in the house. 944 00:40:47,340 --> 00:40:48,970 [chuckles] 945 00:40:49,170 --> 00:40:52,060 LA's number one party host has arrived. 946 00:40:52,260 --> 00:40:53,540 [imitating crowd cheering] 947 00:40:53,740 --> 00:40:55,540 Was that LeBron's suit from yesterday? 948 00:40:55,740 --> 00:40:57,330 How the fuck is this your size? 949 00:40:57,530 --> 00:41:00,110 Man, bro, chill, I got a tailor for the party, man. 950 00:41:00,310 --> 00:41:01,420 Are you serious? 951 00:41:01,620 --> 00:41:02,900 Man, he ain't gonna notice this shit. 952 00:41:03,100 --> 00:41:04,240 He got a grip of these. 953 00:41:05,020 --> 00:41:06,200 Hold that thought. 954 00:41:12,510 --> 00:41:13,740 What's that? 955 00:41:13,940 --> 00:41:15,480 Man, there was so much extra suit... 956 00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:17,440 I had him make you one, too. 957 00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,440 Gotta look the part, superstar. 958 00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:21,960 I had him use the inside padding for yours. 959 00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:25,480 Yin and yang. 960 00:41:26,390 --> 00:41:28,140 Yin and yang. [chuckles] 961 00:41:28,340 --> 00:41:29,750 Go ahead, put that shit on, dawg. 962 00:41:29,950 --> 00:41:31,620 - Yeah, this shit actually clean, though. - Mm-hmm. 963 00:41:31,820 --> 00:41:33,020 How you know my size? 964 00:41:33,220 --> 00:41:34,790 I measured you one time when you asleep. 965 00:41:36,230 --> 00:41:38,200 Tonight gonna be crazy. 966 00:41:38,390 --> 00:41:39,500 Gonna make some money. 967 00:41:39,700 --> 00:41:41,420 Send my goddaughter to school. 968 00:41:41,620 --> 00:41:43,500 Stay out of trouble. Feel me? 969 00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:46,060 Might even fall in love. 970 00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:49,120 Shit. 971 00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:50,510 [laughs] 972 00:41:50,710 --> 00:41:52,250 Man, let me fix my chains real quick. 973 00:41:52,450 --> 00:41:54,040 Know what I'm saying? 974 00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:57,300 I know you're all thinking they're VVs, but they're not. 975 00:41:57,500 --> 00:41:58,870 I got this shit from the Slauson. 976 00:41:59,070 --> 00:42:00,300 [giggles] 977 00:42:00,500 --> 00:42:01,830 - Busted! - Shut up. 978 00:42:02,030 --> 00:42:02,960 How this look? 979 00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:04,870 Damn, that boy clean, man! 980 00:42:05,070 --> 00:42:07,140 Yes, sir! Talk to 'em, Kev! 981 00:42:07,340 --> 00:42:09,050 - All right, look, seriously, though... - Mm-hmm. 982 00:42:09,250 --> 00:42:10,710 Keep your eyes on the prize tonight. 983 00:42:10,910 --> 00:42:12,360 Let everybody else have a fun time. 984 00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:13,880 Tonight is about making money. 985 00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:15,360 That's it. 986 00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:18,060 Yeah. That, and throwin' a dope enough party 987 00:42:18,260 --> 00:42:20,930 to set us up to be the biggest promoters in the city. 988 00:42:21,130 --> 00:42:23,720 In the city... Man! 989 00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:25,980 Are you ready to make history, homie? 990 00:42:26,180 --> 00:42:27,200 Huh? 991 00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:28,930 - Hell, yeah. - Gimme some. 992 00:42:31,590 --> 00:42:32,410 [both] Mmm. 993 00:42:34,290 --> 00:42:35,600 This is crazy. 994 00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:36,860 LeBron is the size of two normal humans. 995 00:42:37,060 --> 00:42:38,680 Bro. Three. 996 00:42:44,380 --> 00:42:46,570 There was still some extra suit. 997 00:42:46,770 --> 00:42:48,740 Had to make one for my goddaughter Destiny. 998 00:42:49,470 --> 00:42:50,560 Here you go. 999 00:42:52,610 --> 00:42:54,750 Keep that shit in the family, dawg. 1000 00:42:54,950 --> 00:42:56,260 I'mma go check on this party. 1001 00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:04,720 This nigga different. 1002 00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:06,580 [upbeat music playing] 1003 00:43:10,100 --> 00:43:11,770 Baby. 1004 00:43:11,970 --> 00:43:15,380 [woman 1] What took you so long? Been waiting. 1005 00:43:15,580 --> 00:43:17,250 - [woman 2] Yeah, y'all good. - No, they good. Yeah. 1006 00:43:17,450 --> 00:43:20,520 Stop. Turn around. Empty your pockets, lil' homie. 1007 00:43:20,710 --> 00:43:22,040 - Want me to take your picture? - Yeah. 1008 00:43:22,240 --> 00:43:23,740 [indistinct chatter] 1009 00:43:23,940 --> 00:43:25,820 [Damon] Welcome, everybody. 1010 00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:27,870 Glad to have y'all. Make sure you have a good time, all right? 1011 00:43:28,070 --> 00:43:30,830 I see you, Black man. Yes, sir. Do your thing, king. 1012 00:43:31,030 --> 00:43:32,220 [women tittering] 1013 00:43:32,420 --> 00:43:34,400 Damon! Oh, my God. 1014 00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:35,750 What's up, Shawna? 1015 00:43:35,950 --> 00:43:38,530 Yo! You really doin' your shit, man. 1016 00:43:38,730 --> 00:43:40,490 Look at you. This is so nice! 1017 00:43:40,690 --> 00:43:41,970 I am so proud of you. 1018 00:43:42,170 --> 00:43:44,100 I appreciate you, Shawna. For real, for real. 1019 00:43:44,300 --> 00:43:46,580 Go get yourself a drink and turn up, all right? 1020 00:43:46,780 --> 00:43:48,410 - Say less! - You looking good too, girl. 1021 00:43:48,610 --> 00:43:51,240 [Shawna] Come on, y'all. Stop all that hoodrat shit. 1022 00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:53,460 Hey, Daryl, you made it out of the office! 1023 00:43:53,660 --> 00:43:54,640 How you doin' boy? 1024 00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:56,290 Man, this is big time. 1025 00:43:56,490 --> 00:43:57,990 Where did you find this? 1026 00:43:58,190 --> 00:43:59,990 Man, this probably the nicest house I've ever seen. 1027 00:44:00,190 --> 00:44:01,600 I know, right? But I see you, player. 1028 00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,080 I'm just trying to be like you. 1029 00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:05,080 No way, man, I need to keep up with you now. 1030 00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:06,460 [Damon chuckles] 1031 00:44:07,940 --> 00:44:10,610 Welcome to Off the Grid Part 2, people. 1032 00:44:10,810 --> 00:44:14,050 The party that never happened this time or the last. 1033 00:44:14,250 --> 00:44:15,130 What's up, yo? 1034 00:44:15,330 --> 00:44:17,050 Thank you all for coming. 1035 00:44:17,250 --> 00:44:19,000 I'll send that beat pack in the morning. 1036 00:44:20,700 --> 00:44:22,100 All right, Sly, you good? 1037 00:44:22,300 --> 00:44:24,710 Shit, yeah. Copacetic. 1038 00:44:24,910 --> 00:44:27,060 Like 200 people came through so far. 1039 00:44:27,260 --> 00:44:28,630 Already made a grip. 1040 00:44:28,830 --> 00:44:30,410 Cool. So, how's the line moving? 1041 00:44:30,610 --> 00:44:32,410 Line's still thick like an IG chick. 1042 00:44:32,610 --> 00:44:33,630 Keepin' it pushing. 1043 00:44:33,830 --> 00:44:34,980 [man] That's bullshit! 1044 00:44:35,180 --> 00:44:36,200 He been holding the line all night. 1045 00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:37,550 I been here two hours. 1046 00:44:37,750 --> 00:44:38,900 I told you. 1047 00:44:39,100 --> 00:44:40,290 If you don't like it, you can leave. 1048 00:44:40,490 --> 00:44:42,990 Hey, fuck you, doorman! 1049 00:44:43,190 --> 00:44:43,940 [all gasp] 1050 00:44:46,770 --> 00:44:47,600 [shouts] 1051 00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:49,080 [crowd gasping] 1052 00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:51,430 Sly, what the fuck, bro? 1053 00:44:51,630 --> 00:44:53,700 You can't do that. He gonna call the cops. 1054 00:44:53,890 --> 00:44:55,170 It's cool. 1055 00:44:55,370 --> 00:44:57,260 I'm not calling the cops. 1056 00:44:57,460 --> 00:44:59,000 I'm going home to get my gun. 1057 00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:01,570 I'm gonna come back, and shoot everybody! 1058 00:45:01,770 --> 00:45:03,010 [crowd screams] 1059 00:45:03,210 --> 00:45:04,920 [Kevin] Sly? 1060 00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:06,880 I heard him say he live in the IE. 1061 00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:09,750 No way he getting there and back in time to kill nobody. 1062 00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:15,400 Next. 1063 00:45:18,620 --> 00:45:19,980 [imitates chimpanzee] 1064 00:45:20,180 --> 00:45:22,030 [indistinct chatter] 1065 00:45:22,230 --> 00:45:23,670 [rap music playing] 1066 00:45:27,720 --> 00:45:29,030 Yo, man. Cudi, bro. 1067 00:45:29,230 --> 00:45:30,650 Hey, man. Thank you, bro. 1068 00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:32,210 Thank you, man. For real, bro. 1069 00:45:32,410 --> 00:45:34,170 I'm like a big fan, bro. 1070 00:45:34,370 --> 00:45:36,610 I've been fuckin' with your music since Man on the Moon. 1071 00:45:36,810 --> 00:45:38,220 Appreciate it. 1072 00:45:38,420 --> 00:45:40,260 Yeah, but I'm not talkin' about "Day 'n' Nite" shit, 1073 00:45:40,460 --> 00:45:42,740 I'm talkin' about, like the whole album, bro. 1074 00:45:42,940 --> 00:45:44,480 My shit, what's my shit? 1075 00:45:45,650 --> 00:45:47,490 I mean, you know the shit. 1076 00:45:47,690 --> 00:45:48,710 Man, you sang that shit, man. 1077 00:45:48,910 --> 00:45:50,270 Pursuit-- Pursuit-- 1078 00:45:50,470 --> 00:45:53,580 "Pursuit of Happiness," bro. That's my shit. 1079 00:45:53,780 --> 00:45:55,370 - You go crazy, man. - That's your shit? 1080 00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:58,710 That shit get me in my feelings every time, bro. 1081 00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:01,500 Hey, by the way. I'm Damon. 1082 00:46:01,700 --> 00:46:03,160 I'm the nigga running this whole shit. 1083 00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:05,420 This is me. I did this. For LeBron. 1084 00:46:05,620 --> 00:46:08,110 - Word. That's what's up. - mmm-hmm. 1085 00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:10,900 - Where he at? - Huh? 1086 00:46:11,100 --> 00:46:13,560 I had a special poem I needed to share with him. 1087 00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:15,600 Oh, shit. 1088 00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,130 Like some exclusive new verse type shit? 1089 00:46:18,330 --> 00:46:19,960 No, nigga. 1090 00:46:20,150 --> 00:46:22,700 A poem. For him only. 1091 00:46:22,900 --> 00:46:24,920 That's-- Okay. Right. 1092 00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:25,960 It's cool, man. 1093 00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:27,660 - Shit's on fire. - Yeah. 1094 00:46:27,860 --> 00:46:29,700 Uh. Well, he'll be around later. 1095 00:46:29,900 --> 00:46:34,530 So, you can just enjoy yourself, man, enjoy the party, bro. Yeah. 1096 00:46:35,790 --> 00:46:37,410 I don't know. 1097 00:46:37,610 --> 00:46:39,050 I never really go to parties. 1098 00:46:40,710 --> 00:46:41,790 Too much laughing. 1099 00:46:45,890 --> 00:46:47,240 Yeah, bro. I'mma go-- 1100 00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:49,030 I'mma go check on everybody. 1101 00:46:49,230 --> 00:46:50,290 I'm gonna go-- Yeah. 1102 00:46:50,490 --> 00:46:52,020 So... yeah. You can just... 1103 00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:05,350 Hey, Cudi, man, you can just stay right there, bro. 1104 00:47:05,550 --> 00:47:07,830 Yeah. There's a lot of laughing out there. 1105 00:47:08,030 --> 00:47:09,220 A lot going on, man. 1106 00:47:09,420 --> 00:47:10,700 So, just, yeah. 1107 00:47:10,900 --> 00:47:12,180 You good, man. 1108 00:47:12,380 --> 00:47:13,310 [sings indistinctly] 1109 00:47:13,510 --> 00:47:14,570 That's my shit, man! 1110 00:47:18,050 --> 00:47:19,060 Okay, girl. Okay, girl. 1111 00:47:19,260 --> 00:47:21,190 Okay, girl. Oh... Listen-- 1112 00:47:21,390 --> 00:47:25,980 Oh, my goodness, you are the first real Black superhero, man! 1113 00:47:26,180 --> 00:47:27,720 You are the Black Power Ranger! 1114 00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:29,200 Thank you, I appreciate that. 1115 00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:32,110 - Here we go. - Come on. It's Morphin' time! 1116 00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:36,340 Don't hurt nobody doin' all that karate shit. 1117 00:47:36,540 --> 00:47:37,820 - Go on, now! - We'll see. 1118 00:47:38,020 --> 00:47:38,900 [chuckles] 1119 00:47:39,100 --> 00:47:40,860 - Can we get one? - Naw, bro. 1120 00:47:41,060 --> 00:47:42,720 Tryin' to get these bitches. 1121 00:47:43,380 --> 00:47:45,210 Oh. 1122 00:47:45,410 --> 00:47:47,000 - Guess who I just saw? - Mya? 1123 00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:50,610 No. Nick Cannon coming out of the bathroom. 1124 00:47:50,810 --> 00:47:51,990 How many people did you call? 1125 00:47:54,430 --> 00:47:55,920 Damn, you invited Quan? 1126 00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:58,880 Yeah. You gotta watch his ass. 1127 00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:01,360 Man, you worried about the wrong things, Kev. 1128 00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:02,540 It's a party. 1129 00:48:02,740 --> 00:48:04,800 Shit crackin', bro. 1130 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,760 Look, we did this, all right? 1131 00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:08,850 - Man, so just relax. Have a good-- - [man] DJ! 1132 00:48:09,050 --> 00:48:10,850 Hey, man, hold that thought. 1133 00:48:11,050 --> 00:48:12,620 Why you ain't got nothing to drink? 1134 00:48:14,230 --> 00:48:16,320 Nope. Gotta keep him fresh. 1135 00:48:30,950 --> 00:48:32,390 Hey! 1136 00:48:32,590 --> 00:48:33,910 - Hey. - Hey. 1137 00:48:35,300 --> 00:48:37,480 Damn. My-- I'm sorry. 1138 00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:40,880 I mean, you look amazing. 1139 00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:43,400 - Thank you. Not too much? - No-- You look different. 1140 00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:45,490 - Like, good different. - Oh, good. 1141 00:48:45,690 --> 00:48:47,580 ["This is How We Do it" playing] 1142 00:48:47,780 --> 00:48:49,540 Oh. This your shit! 1143 00:48:49,740 --> 00:48:50,630 It's my shit, too. 1144 00:48:50,830 --> 00:48:51,980 I need to loosen up and dance. 1145 00:48:52,180 --> 00:48:53,630 - Come on, dance with me. - Yeah. Go ahead. 1146 00:48:53,830 --> 00:48:55,980 - Come on, dance with me. - No. I'm not ready to dance. 1147 00:48:56,180 --> 00:48:57,720 No, they dancin', right in here. 1148 00:48:57,920 --> 00:48:59,420 I just got down here, Kevin, please. 1149 00:48:59,620 --> 00:49:00,770 Oh, come on. 1150 00:49:00,970 --> 00:49:02,600 [Vic] You gotta dance, girl. 1151 00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:03,900 Yeah, everybody dance. Let's go. 1152 00:49:04,100 --> 00:49:05,470 [Vic] Put 'em up! 1153 00:49:05,670 --> 00:49:07,340 - Okay, come on. - This is embarrassing. 1154 00:49:07,540 --> 00:49:10,560 It's all right. Just like them ballet recitals, you remember? 1155 00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:11,690 You remember that? 1156 00:49:11,890 --> 00:49:13,390 We're gonna twirl like this. 1157 00:49:13,590 --> 00:49:15,640 [indistinct chatter] 1158 00:49:16,860 --> 00:49:18,000 [chuckles] 1159 00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:19,400 - Okay, that's enough. - Wait. 1160 00:49:19,590 --> 00:49:21,270 Kevin! 1161 00:49:21,470 --> 00:49:23,010 ♪ Honey's in the street say Monty, yo we made it ♪ 1162 00:49:23,210 --> 00:49:26,840 ♪ It feels so good In my hood tonight ♪ 1163 00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:28,880 ♪ The summertime skirts And my guys... ♪ 1164 00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:30,670 Whatever. 1165 00:49:30,870 --> 00:49:32,670 ♪ All the gang bangers Forgot about the drive-by... ♪ 1166 00:49:32,870 --> 00:49:34,980 - Okay. - What's going on over here? 1167 00:49:35,180 --> 00:49:36,410 Tinashe? 1168 00:49:36,610 --> 00:49:37,370 Hey. 1169 00:49:37,570 --> 00:49:38,850 Yeah. Let's fuck it up. 1170 00:49:39,050 --> 00:49:41,590 Just follow my lead. We got this. 1171 00:49:41,790 --> 00:49:43,720 [Vic] Oh, shit! 1172 00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:45,460 Damon Tha Don and Kevin goin' crazy on the dance floor. 1173 00:49:45,660 --> 00:49:46,990 G5, Kev. Let's go. 1174 00:49:47,190 --> 00:49:48,550 All right, you ready? 1175 00:49:48,750 --> 00:49:50,030 Do what I do. 1176 00:49:50,230 --> 00:49:51,120 [Vic] Let's go! 1177 00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:52,780 ♪ You got much flavor 1178 00:49:52,980 --> 00:49:54,510 ♪ This is how we do it 1179 00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:57,090 [crowd cheering] 1180 00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:59,610 - Let's do what we do. Yup. - All right. 1181 00:49:59,810 --> 00:50:01,960 ♪ This is how we do it... 1182 00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:04,830 Whatever! Whatever! 1183 00:50:05,030 --> 00:50:06,530 ♪ And wave them From here to there ♪ 1184 00:50:06,730 --> 00:50:09,050 ♪ If you're an OG mack Or a wanna-be player ♪ 1185 00:50:09,250 --> 00:50:11,230 ♪ You see the hood's Been good to me ♪ 1186 00:50:11,430 --> 00:50:13,540 ♪ Ever since I was a lower case G... ♪ 1187 00:50:13,740 --> 00:50:15,890 [crowd whooping] 1188 00:50:16,090 --> 00:50:17,930 Old school. 1189 00:50:18,130 --> 00:50:19,930 ♪ If you were from Where I'm from... ♪ 1190 00:50:20,130 --> 00:50:21,670 [crowd cheering] 1191 00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:25,630 [grunting] 1192 00:50:27,240 --> 00:50:28,030 Ooh! 1193 00:50:28,230 --> 00:50:29,730 [all cheering] 1194 00:50:29,930 --> 00:50:31,820 ♪ The party's underway 1195 00:50:32,010 --> 00:50:34,470 ♪ So, tip up your cup and throw your hands up... ♪ 1196 00:50:34,670 --> 00:50:36,460 [crowd cheering] 1197 00:50:37,900 --> 00:50:40,340 Hey, Venus, I-- Okay. 1198 00:50:41,380 --> 00:50:42,690 Oh, my goodness. 1199 00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:46,090 ♪ This is how we do it... 1200 00:50:46,290 --> 00:50:48,010 You're coming with me. 1201 00:50:48,210 --> 00:50:51,270 Wait, wait! Venus, wait! 1202 00:50:51,470 --> 00:50:53,580 Hey, you live, boy. You living right now. 1203 00:50:53,780 --> 00:50:55,140 I don't know. Wait. 1204 00:50:55,340 --> 00:50:56,840 All right, we gotta stay focused. 1205 00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:58,800 No, man. Fuck that, it's a party. Turn up. 1206 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:00,060 [laughs] 1207 00:51:00,260 --> 00:51:02,320 This is crazy! 1208 00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:03,890 Hey... 1209 00:51:04,090 --> 00:51:06,020 - We definitely won that. - Oh, absolutely ate it. 1210 00:51:06,220 --> 00:51:07,810 You're amazing. You're an amazing dancer. 1211 00:51:08,010 --> 00:51:09,160 Thank you. 1212 00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:10,460 I'm looking for some backup dancers. 1213 00:51:10,660 --> 00:51:12,120 Maybe you want to audition? 1214 00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:13,470 - For the road? - Um... 1215 00:51:13,670 --> 00:51:15,510 - Yes. Yes! - You'd be great. 1216 00:51:15,710 --> 00:51:17,950 - Yeah. Oh, my God. - Hit me up. DM me. 1217 00:51:18,150 --> 00:51:19,520 - I will! Bye, girl! - Bye! 1218 00:51:19,710 --> 00:51:21,260 Thank you! 1219 00:51:21,460 --> 00:51:23,260 ♪ He came up to Monty This is what he said ♪ 1220 00:51:23,460 --> 00:51:25,470 ♪ Sell a million records And we're making the dash ♪ 1221 00:51:27,860 --> 00:51:30,660 ♪ This is how we do it 1222 00:51:30,860 --> 00:51:31,920 [Kyle] Come on, man. 1223 00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:34,100 Damn, they know me up in here. 1224 00:51:34,290 --> 00:51:36,000 ["On Your Feet" playing] 1225 00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:40,800 Man, what the fuck? 1226 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:42,010 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1227 00:51:42,830 --> 00:51:44,190 What the fuck? 1228 00:51:44,390 --> 00:51:46,590 ♪ Off you're ass On your feet ♪ 1229 00:51:46,790 --> 00:51:48,810 ♪ You can do your best With the extra bit ♪ 1230 00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,460 ♪ Drift to left Slide to the right ♪ 1231 00:51:51,660 --> 00:51:53,720 ♪ Drift to left Slide to the right ♪ 1232 00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:55,860 ♪ Drift to left Slide to the right ♪ 1233 00:51:56,060 --> 00:51:58,290 ♪ You can do one dance All your night... ♪ 1234 00:51:58,490 --> 00:52:00,730 Get the fuck outta here. 1235 00:52:00,930 --> 00:52:03,250 - This shit is weak. - Man. 1236 00:52:03,450 --> 00:52:04,730 Mansion party's still going on. 1237 00:52:04,930 --> 00:52:06,000 Mansion party? 1238 00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:07,870 Yeah, this dude from Instagram. 1239 00:52:08,070 --> 00:52:09,830 That @DamonThaDon81? 1240 00:52:10,030 --> 00:52:12,130 I just got the addy. 1241 00:52:12,330 --> 00:52:13,480 Oh, let's go! That's-- 1242 00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:15,480 Hey, hey. Send me that addy. 1243 00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:17,140 I'm supposed to meet my homeboy there. 1244 00:52:17,340 --> 00:52:19,440 What, I look like sending you an address to a-- 1245 00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:21,400 How 'bout you send him the address, 1246 00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:23,620 or I shave your eyebrows with a lawn mower. 1247 00:52:23,820 --> 00:52:25,190 He-- he got the address. 1248 00:52:25,390 --> 00:52:26,930 Let me see that. Shut the fuck up. 1249 00:52:27,130 --> 00:52:28,530 Hate light-skinned niggas. 1250 00:52:29,660 --> 00:52:30,750 Thank you. 1251 00:52:32,230 --> 00:52:34,070 - Hey, wait-- - You just got bullied, bro. 1252 00:52:34,270 --> 00:52:36,110 I ain't tryin' to die, bro. 1253 00:52:36,310 --> 00:52:38,860 God damn. 1254 00:52:39,050 --> 00:52:41,720 [Vic] How hard it is to find some rum 'round this motherfucker? 1255 00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:43,630 What the fuck? 1256 00:52:44,900 --> 00:52:46,650 What is that? 1257 00:52:46,850 --> 00:52:49,120 This nigga got a house behind the house. 1258 00:52:52,470 --> 00:52:54,180 Gotta be a drink in here somewhere. 1259 00:52:54,370 --> 00:52:56,440 [women laughing] 1260 00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:58,570 Excuse me. Am I missing something, brother? 1261 00:52:58,770 --> 00:53:00,530 What the hell goin' on in here? 1262 00:53:00,730 --> 00:53:02,310 You missin' out on this high-octane. 1263 00:53:02,510 --> 00:53:03,400 We getting zooted. 1264 00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:05,060 This shit'll change your life. 1265 00:53:05,260 --> 00:53:07,450 Man, you need to hit this shit, okay? 1266 00:53:07,650 --> 00:53:09,760 I just came up with this fire-ass movie idea. 1267 00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:11,840 It's Roots,backwards. 1268 00:53:13,050 --> 00:53:15,410 - Stoor? - We go to Europe, 1269 00:53:15,610 --> 00:53:19,370 capture these motherfuckers, we plant a bunch of shit, they have to pick it. 1270 00:53:19,570 --> 00:53:21,330 And it's just, like-- It's all flipped. 1271 00:53:21,530 --> 00:53:23,240 I get Bobby Brown to do the whole soundtrack. 1272 00:53:24,330 --> 00:53:25,630 All right? Stay tuned. 1273 00:53:27,420 --> 00:53:29,040 You might want to hit that, though. 1274 00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:30,990 [mellow instrumental music playing] 1275 00:53:34,900 --> 00:53:36,600 [sucking] 1276 00:53:41,690 --> 00:53:43,260 [coughing] 1277 00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:45,520 You good? 1278 00:53:48,310 --> 00:53:49,880 [grunting] 1279 00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:51,790 Shit, we done fucked up the koala. 1280 00:53:54,310 --> 00:53:55,760 ["When I Come Around" playing] 1281 00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:57,460 ♪ Niggas better quiet Shit down ♪ 1282 00:53:57,660 --> 00:53:59,110 ♪You niggas ain't buying Cristal... ♪ 1283 00:53:59,310 --> 00:54:05,330 Damn! Look at all these... people! Damn! 1284 00:54:05,530 --> 00:54:07,940 Can't believe we spent $300 to get in here. 1285 00:54:08,140 --> 00:54:09,550 Man, fuck this shit. 1286 00:54:10,500 --> 00:54:13,420 Damn. This is nice. 1287 00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:15,250 Oh. 1288 00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:18,250 But this is ugly. 1289 00:54:19,380 --> 00:54:20,390 Psst! 1290 00:54:20,590 --> 00:54:21,510 Vic. 1291 00:54:23,300 --> 00:54:24,300 Vic. 1292 00:54:25,260 --> 00:54:26,350 Victor! 1293 00:54:26,550 --> 00:54:27,620 Yes, Jesus? 1294 00:54:27,820 --> 00:54:29,440 [guard] Psst! Come here, man. 1295 00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:31,390 The hell wrong with you, man? 1296 00:54:33,310 --> 00:54:34,100 Yo, I gotta piss. 1297 00:54:34,300 --> 00:54:35,310 Watch my post. 1298 00:54:39,100 --> 00:54:40,710 Nigga, why are you so high? 1299 00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:43,620 Why you look like G.I. Joe? 1300 00:54:46,500 --> 00:54:48,110 Didn't give me no gun or nothing. 1301 00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:50,600 [upbeat dance music playing] 1302 00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:52,730 Hey, my man. You gotta sit down. 1303 00:54:52,930 --> 00:54:54,560 That's for sitting, not dancing. 1304 00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:56,780 That's not a cup, bro! 1305 00:54:56,980 --> 00:54:57,940 My bad. 1306 00:54:59,900 --> 00:55:03,220 - Bro. Come on, now. - No, no. Stop. Get off me. 1307 00:55:03,420 --> 00:55:04,640 We having fun, man. Come on. 1308 00:55:05,690 --> 00:55:07,050 This shit getting out of hand. 1309 00:55:07,250 --> 00:55:08,560 Where the fuck is Damon? 1310 00:55:12,870 --> 00:55:14,040 Damon? 1311 00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:22,450 [Damon] Damn. 1312 00:55:22,650 --> 00:55:23,630 [Kevin] What the fuck, D? 1313 00:55:23,830 --> 00:55:25,460 [girl screams] 1314 00:55:25,660 --> 00:55:27,680 Yo, you cock-blockin' like a motherfucker right now, dawg. 1315 00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:29,110 Cock-blockin'? 1316 00:55:29,310 --> 00:55:30,940 Nigga, you got these hos in here, stealing. 1317 00:55:31,140 --> 00:55:32,940 Have you seen how out-of-control this party is? 1318 00:55:33,140 --> 00:55:34,860 What, like in a "go viral" type way? 1319 00:55:35,060 --> 00:55:37,380 Man, look at all this money we done made, bro. 1320 00:55:37,580 --> 00:55:38,860 Destiny is good. 1321 00:55:39,060 --> 00:55:41,170 The last thing we want to do is go viral. 1322 00:55:41,370 --> 00:55:43,430 Remember, we gotta pay to clean all this shit up. 1323 00:55:43,630 --> 00:55:46,170 - The house is fucked up! - Hey, man. Bro, chill. 1324 00:55:46,370 --> 00:55:48,040 Nigga, it's a party, bro. 1325 00:55:48,240 --> 00:55:49,120 Shit is lit. 1326 00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:52,830 We been going crazy on IG, too. 1327 00:55:53,030 --> 00:55:53,780 Check the feeds. 1328 00:55:54,650 --> 00:55:56,100 What is you doing? 1329 00:55:56,300 --> 00:55:58,320 We're about to get shut the fuck down. 1330 00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:00,100 We gotta pay for shit. 1331 00:56:00,300 --> 00:56:01,800 We ain't even made the money we need yet! 1332 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:03,190 [chuckles] 1333 00:56:03,390 --> 00:56:04,970 Bro, I'm deleting all this shit. 1334 00:56:05,170 --> 00:56:08,110 - It's way too much. - Chill. All right? Relax. 1335 00:56:08,310 --> 00:56:09,930 They're gonna trace the party back to us. 1336 00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:12,020 I'm done after this. 1337 00:56:12,220 --> 00:56:13,850 All right, look, man. We just... 1338 00:56:14,050 --> 00:56:16,810 When summer come around, we just go hard on the promotion, 1339 00:56:17,010 --> 00:56:18,340 switch up the strategy-- 1340 00:56:18,540 --> 00:56:20,730 I don't think you heard me, I'm done, bro. 1341 00:56:20,930 --> 00:56:22,820 I'm making the money I need and I'm out. 1342 00:56:23,020 --> 00:56:24,560 Damn, man. Bro. 1343 00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:26,390 What the fuck, man? Wait, bro. 1344 00:56:26,590 --> 00:56:29,910 Why is everything always about you, bro, huh? 1345 00:56:30,110 --> 00:56:31,350 You ever thought about what I'll do 1346 00:56:31,550 --> 00:56:33,520 after you dip on me to take that IT job? 1347 00:56:33,720 --> 00:56:35,090 You're selfish as fuck, bro. 1348 00:56:35,290 --> 00:56:36,880 - I'm selfish? - Hell, yeah. 1349 00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:39,230 Everything you do is fucked up. 1350 00:56:39,430 --> 00:56:40,750 Everything has been your fault. 1351 00:56:40,950 --> 00:56:42,710 Yeah, this bangin'-ass party I threw 1352 00:56:42,910 --> 00:56:44,670 to get you money for your daughter is my fault? 1353 00:56:44,870 --> 00:56:47,360 Yes! We wouldn't even be in this position 1354 00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:48,790 if you hadn't got us kicked off the other one. 1355 00:56:49,710 --> 00:56:51,590 I got a life, bro. 1356 00:56:51,790 --> 00:56:53,020 I got real responsibilities. 1357 00:56:53,220 --> 00:56:54,940 I have a daughter. You wouldn't understand. 1358 00:56:55,140 --> 00:56:57,330 You acting like I ain't had your back since day one, bro. 1359 00:56:57,530 --> 00:57:00,770 Destiny is my goddaughter, and I take that shit very serious. 1360 00:57:00,970 --> 00:57:03,470 I keep putting you in a position to win, nigga! 1361 00:57:03,670 --> 00:57:06,730 And all that shit you done blame me for, bro... 1362 00:57:06,930 --> 00:57:08,990 I ain't force you to do none of that. 1363 00:57:09,190 --> 00:57:11,080 You gotta take responsibility for that. 1364 00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:12,650 And Destiny is not your goddaughter. 1365 00:57:12,850 --> 00:57:14,090 So, stop sayin' that. 1366 00:57:14,290 --> 00:57:15,480 You think if something happened to me 1367 00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:17,790 I'd put my child's life in your hands? 1368 00:57:17,990 --> 00:57:19,740 I mean, you're irresponsible as fuck. 1369 00:57:22,090 --> 00:57:23,920 [woman] Umm. 1370 00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:25,130 Can I have my shirt? 1371 00:57:33,790 --> 00:57:34,750 Rude. 1372 00:57:37,930 --> 00:57:41,060 Yeah. I know you see that big ol' booty. 1373 00:57:42,060 --> 00:57:43,190 That's because of me, nigga. 1374 00:57:43,850 --> 00:57:44,850 [scoffs] 1375 00:57:45,940 --> 00:57:47,370 Ain't no pleasing you, man. 1376 00:57:50,330 --> 00:57:51,720 I stay lookin' out for you. 1377 00:57:52,900 --> 00:57:53,950 But who lookin' out for Damon? 1378 00:57:54,150 --> 00:57:56,520 Damon is lookin' out for Damon. 1379 00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:58,910 Why else would you be up here while this party goin' to shit? 1380 00:58:00,170 --> 00:58:01,440 It's like you get me out of shit 1381 00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:02,950 just to get me into even bigger shit. 1382 00:58:06,740 --> 00:58:07,910 Is that Daisy's chain? 1383 00:58:08,870 --> 00:58:10,450 Hmm. 1384 00:58:10,650 --> 00:58:11,920 So, you did take that shit? 1385 00:58:15,490 --> 00:58:17,010 I gotta go clean up your mess. 1386 00:58:24,370 --> 00:58:25,380 You could tell he was broke? 1387 00:58:25,580 --> 00:58:26,380 I could tell. 1388 00:58:26,580 --> 00:58:27,460 It was the corduroy? 1389 00:58:27,660 --> 00:58:29,950 [gasps] I see something. 1390 00:58:30,140 --> 00:58:31,160 [Venus] You see what? 1391 00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:32,900 [rap music playing] 1392 00:58:33,100 --> 00:58:35,550 Kamika! Girl... 1393 00:58:37,420 --> 00:58:38,470 He look broke, too. 1394 00:58:49,910 --> 00:58:51,490 Oh, Kevin, Kevin! 1395 00:58:51,690 --> 00:58:52,920 You know what's crazy? 1396 00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:54,540 Excuse me. 1397 00:58:54,730 --> 00:58:56,280 I'm actually having a good time. 1398 00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:57,540 I'm a little tipsy. 1399 00:58:57,740 --> 00:58:59,580 But I'm having a good time. 1400 00:58:59,780 --> 00:59:00,890 Are you all right? What's good? 1401 00:59:01,090 --> 00:59:02,400 No, this party's going to shit. 1402 00:59:03,060 --> 00:59:04,020 Are you serious? 1403 00:59:04,220 --> 00:59:05,620 Everything's fine, Kevin. 1404 00:59:06,630 --> 00:59:07,500 Look at it. People are-- 1405 00:59:07,700 --> 00:59:09,680 White girl on a table. 1406 00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:11,940 Damon has fucked up everything, as usual. 1407 00:59:12,140 --> 00:59:13,900 I know the neighbors done called the cops by now. 1408 00:59:14,100 --> 00:59:14,950 I need to go outside and check it. 1409 00:59:15,150 --> 00:59:16,730 No, don't-- Look. 1410 00:59:16,930 --> 00:59:19,730 Is Damon an idiot? Sure. 1411 00:59:19,930 --> 00:59:21,130 Hell, yes, actually. 1412 00:59:21,330 --> 00:59:23,170 But you knew that. 1413 00:59:23,370 --> 00:59:25,910 So, some of this is on you, right? 1414 00:59:27,650 --> 00:59:31,400 But it's okay, because... because you got this, okay? 1415 00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:32,960 We got this, okay? 1416 00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:34,260 We're gonna figure this out. 1417 00:59:35,650 --> 00:59:38,620 Relax. Remember? 1418 00:59:38,820 --> 00:59:39,830 [Vic chuckles] 1419 00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:45,020 [Venus] Oh, Vic, you all right? 1420 00:59:45,220 --> 00:59:49,290 See, it's five minutes ago, and I was in a room with a koala and shit. 1421 00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:53,250 And now it's 45 minutes in the future, and now I'm eating waffles. 1422 00:59:53,450 --> 00:59:55,200 - What? - He hit the blunt. 1423 00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:57,080 He thinks he's time traveling. 1424 00:59:57,280 --> 01:00:01,690 DJ, you need to get your ass back in that booth, man. 1425 01:00:01,890 --> 01:00:03,600 That booth is a prison. 1426 01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:06,860 And I will not be jailed in your timeline, okay? 1427 01:00:07,690 --> 01:00:08,860 1976... 1428 01:00:10,510 --> 01:00:11,470 Weirdo. 1429 01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:13,950 Where Damon at, man? 1430 01:00:20,050 --> 01:00:21,930 Weak-ass art. 1431 01:00:22,130 --> 01:00:24,100 Oh, she got some titties. 1432 01:00:24,300 --> 01:00:25,050 [chuckles] 1433 01:00:26,790 --> 01:00:27,760 Yo, Damon! 1434 01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:29,410 Damon! 1435 01:00:29,610 --> 01:00:31,460 Where you at, you little bitch? 1436 01:00:31,660 --> 01:00:33,160 ["Get Rich" playing] 1437 01:00:33,350 --> 01:00:34,710 ♪ Gang of these new niggas Wanna be Pac ♪ 1438 01:00:35,020 --> 01:00:36,420 ♪ That's why a gang of these Lil' niggas gone get shot ♪ 1439 01:00:36,620 --> 01:00:38,120 ♪ It's hard to grow up 1440 01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:40,380 ♪ Niggas ain't fucking With you so what ♪ 1441 01:00:40,580 --> 01:00:42,770 ♪ Sit yo ass down Get ya dough up ♪ 1442 01:00:42,970 --> 01:00:44,990 ♪ I don't ever judge With my nose up ♪ 1443 01:00:45,190 --> 01:00:46,340 ♪ 'm a blow up... 1444 01:00:46,540 --> 01:00:47,680 [music stops] 1445 01:00:49,470 --> 01:00:51,570 [whispering] This crazy. 1446 01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:52,860 [laughs mischievously] 1447 01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:55,650 What the fuck is this? 1448 01:00:56,740 --> 01:00:57,780 Cocaina. 1449 01:01:03,390 --> 01:01:04,220 [coughs] 1450 01:01:05,870 --> 01:01:06,830 Fine with me. 1451 01:01:07,750 --> 01:01:08,790 [coughs] 1452 01:01:11,530 --> 01:01:13,400 They throwing a party at LeBron James's house? 1453 01:01:17,630 --> 01:01:18,940 - Do you see this? - I see that. 1454 01:01:19,140 --> 01:01:20,460 That's Cleveland right there. 1455 01:01:20,660 --> 01:01:22,550 - Open this up. Open this up. - I get that side. 1456 01:01:22,750 --> 01:01:23,860 Do the math. You get that side. 1457 01:01:24,060 --> 01:01:25,510 [Kyle] There's gotta be a lock. 1458 01:01:25,710 --> 01:01:27,030 [Guile] No, no. It's on the top. The angle-- 1459 01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:29,210 Ooh! 1460 01:01:29,410 --> 01:01:30,550 Works every time. 1461 01:01:37,780 --> 01:01:39,530 What y'all think this worth? 1462 01:01:39,730 --> 01:01:43,050 Well, shit, way more than what we got right now. 1463 01:01:43,250 --> 01:01:45,400 Come on, y'all, we can't steal from the GOAT, James. 1464 01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:47,140 You know what I'm saying? That's crazy. 1465 01:01:47,340 --> 01:01:48,930 What, you a Laker fan? 1466 01:01:49,130 --> 01:01:51,090 Hell no, nigga, I'm a gymnastics fan. 1467 01:01:52,140 --> 01:01:53,450 Well, we in business, then. 1468 01:01:53,650 --> 01:01:54,440 Let's go. 1469 01:01:55,530 --> 01:01:57,010 ["Get Rich" continues playing] 1470 01:01:58,970 --> 01:01:59,980 You can do this. 1471 01:02:00,180 --> 01:02:01,150 You can do this. 1472 01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:04,070 [music changes] 1473 01:02:04,270 --> 01:02:05,680 [upbeat techno music playing] 1474 01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:06,990 Man, what the fuck? 1475 01:02:07,190 --> 01:02:09,080 Man, put on some Migos or something. 1476 01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:10,910 It's 1998, bro. 1477 01:02:11,100 --> 01:02:13,120 The Migos don't exist yet. 1478 01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:15,170 [crowd booing] 1479 01:02:15,370 --> 01:02:16,820 Hey. Come on, now. Wait up. 1480 01:02:17,020 --> 01:02:18,480 I was just-- Come on, we can-- 1481 01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:20,120 We can go back. Hey. Hey. 1482 01:02:20,690 --> 01:02:21,520 [grunts] 1483 01:02:22,120 --> 01:02:23,210 [groans] 1484 01:02:26,130 --> 01:02:28,230 What's up now, fuck boy? 1485 01:02:28,430 --> 01:02:31,060 We gonna beat your fucking ass! 1486 01:02:31,260 --> 01:02:32,970 [chuckles] 1487 01:02:33,170 --> 01:02:35,230 Open the door! Hey, open the door. 1488 01:02:35,430 --> 01:02:37,150 No. You got too much drama for us. 1489 01:02:37,350 --> 01:02:39,670 Open the door! Open the fuckin-- No! 1490 01:02:39,870 --> 01:02:40,590 [grunts] 1491 01:02:40,790 --> 01:02:42,070 Oh, no! 1492 01:02:42,270 --> 01:02:43,980 - What's up, yo? Yeah, come on. - Get up! 1493 01:02:44,180 --> 01:02:44,930 [groans] 1494 01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:48,460 Go, go. 1495 01:02:48,660 --> 01:02:49,600 [engine revs] 1496 01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:50,720 [Larry] Hold him up. 1497 01:02:54,850 --> 01:02:56,780 I been waiting all day for this shit, nigga. 1498 01:02:56,980 --> 01:02:58,080 You know what I'mma do? 1499 01:02:58,280 --> 01:02:59,820 I'm gonna tie you to a table, right? 1500 01:03:00,020 --> 01:03:02,350 I'm gonna cut a whole bunch of holes in you. 1501 01:03:02,550 --> 01:03:05,350 And then very slowly, and carefully, 1502 01:03:05,550 --> 01:03:08,750 I'm gonna pull your organs out with tweezers, nigga. 1503 01:03:08,950 --> 01:03:11,620 - Like Operation? - Exactly like Operation. 1504 01:03:11,820 --> 01:03:13,310 It's my favorite game, you know why? 1505 01:03:14,220 --> 01:03:15,750 Requires concentration. 1506 01:03:15,950 --> 01:03:17,670 First you go steal Daisy's chain. 1507 01:03:17,870 --> 01:03:19,150 And then you gonna steal my crowd? 1508 01:03:19,350 --> 01:03:21,370 First of all, it was my crowd. 1509 01:03:21,570 --> 01:03:23,060 All right? 1510 01:03:23,260 --> 01:03:24,720 Y'all niggas shouldn't even kicked us off the party. 1511 01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:28,290 Now we kicking your ass outside your party. 1512 01:03:28,490 --> 01:03:30,670 Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. What-- what is this? 1513 01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:33,510 [groans] 1514 01:03:33,710 --> 01:03:35,550 - Hey, bro. I'm sorry, all right? All-- - Go to work. 1515 01:03:35,750 --> 01:03:36,940 [screaming] 1516 01:03:38,460 --> 01:03:40,120 [whooping triumphantly] 1517 01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:41,210 [groans] 1518 01:03:41,410 --> 01:03:42,300 Uh-huh. 1519 01:03:42,500 --> 01:03:43,560 Ooh. 1520 01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:44,830 - You all right? - Are you okay? 1521 01:03:45,020 --> 01:03:46,300 - Wait! - The fuck is that? 1522 01:03:46,500 --> 01:03:47,650 What was that? 1523 01:03:47,850 --> 01:03:48,920 [screaming] 1524 01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:50,530 Whoa! Oh, hell no! 1525 01:03:50,730 --> 01:03:51,880 Who got the keys? 1526 01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:52,920 Chupacabra! 1527 01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:54,180 Y'all hurry up! 1528 01:03:54,380 --> 01:03:55,520 [sniffing] 1529 01:03:59,960 --> 01:04:01,840 Damn. 1530 01:04:02,040 --> 01:04:05,060 I'm sorry I called you a fucked-up monkey before. 1531 01:04:05,260 --> 01:04:07,370 - You really saved me-- Get off! - [growling] 1532 01:04:07,570 --> 01:04:09,460 Somebody help! She's fucking trying to kill me! 1533 01:04:09,660 --> 01:04:11,100 [koala squealing] 1534 01:04:12,450 --> 01:04:13,850 [Mya] Here, koala, koala. 1535 01:04:15,540 --> 01:04:16,940 Come here. Come here, girl. 1536 01:04:20,070 --> 01:04:22,510 Hi, buddy. [chuckles] 1537 01:04:22,710 --> 01:04:24,380 Aren't you so cute! 1538 01:04:26,210 --> 01:04:27,210 Let you go. 1539 01:04:27,950 --> 01:04:28,950 [grunting] 1540 01:04:32,990 --> 01:04:34,040 Are you okay? 1541 01:04:38,220 --> 01:04:39,790 Yeah... [chuckles] 1542 01:04:39,990 --> 01:04:41,450 Yeah, I'm good. Yeah. 1543 01:04:41,650 --> 01:04:43,190 Damon, right? 1544 01:04:43,390 --> 01:04:46,570 It's Damon, like the French... the French way? 1545 01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:49,450 Well, I'm Mya. 1546 01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:52,360 Yeah, I know who you are. 1547 01:04:53,410 --> 01:04:54,550 But how do you know my name? 1548 01:04:54,750 --> 01:04:55,850 Oh, your e-mail. 1549 01:04:56,050 --> 01:04:57,800 You said you'd be wearing a flower. 1550 01:05:00,670 --> 01:05:01,990 So, you got my letter, huh? 1551 01:05:02,190 --> 01:05:03,210 Yeah, uh... 1552 01:05:03,410 --> 01:05:04,730 [chuckles] 1553 01:05:04,930 --> 01:05:08,390 Your letter was just so touching and poetic... 1554 01:05:08,590 --> 01:05:09,990 I had to meet the person who wrote it. 1555 01:05:12,290 --> 01:05:13,390 What's wrong with you, bro? 1556 01:05:13,590 --> 01:05:14,910 You had one job. Play the music. 1557 01:05:18,130 --> 01:05:20,480 [man on laptop] To create a quantum computer... 1558 01:05:22,090 --> 01:05:24,790 - Vic! - Quantum computer... 1559 01:05:24,990 --> 01:05:26,540 Man, this shit getting fucked up. 1560 01:05:26,730 --> 01:05:28,970 - Vic, turn the music back on. - Quantum computer-- 1561 01:05:29,170 --> 01:05:31,450 - Music is bad, man. - Quantum com-- 1562 01:05:31,650 --> 01:05:35,200 Music is just waves... that are fuckin' our ears. 1563 01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:36,550 We ain't made our money yet. 1564 01:05:36,740 --> 01:05:37,630 We gotta keep the party going. 1565 01:05:37,830 --> 01:05:39,280 Plug it back up. Come on. 1566 01:05:42,500 --> 01:05:43,770 - Vic, what's-- - 'Scuse me, brother. 1567 01:05:43,970 --> 01:05:45,630 - What's wrong with you? - Back up. 1568 01:05:46,890 --> 01:05:49,070 Vic. Vic! Vic! 1569 01:05:52,030 --> 01:05:55,040 - Uh-- Uh... - [microphone feedback] 1570 01:05:55,240 --> 01:05:57,650 Just-- Sorry about that, folks. 1571 01:05:57,850 --> 01:06:00,350 We'll be up and running in a second. 1572 01:06:00,550 --> 01:06:03,090 2 Chainz! We got 2 Chainz in this motherfucker! 1573 01:06:03,290 --> 01:06:04,570 Yo, my nigga, yeah! 1574 01:06:04,770 --> 01:06:07,180 Come up here and perform a couple songs. 1575 01:06:07,380 --> 01:06:09,870 Nigga, I am not 2 Chainz. 1576 01:06:10,700 --> 01:06:12,150 Shit weak, bro. 1577 01:06:12,350 --> 01:06:14,930 Man, fuck this ol' bullshit weak-ass party. 1578 01:06:15,130 --> 01:06:16,410 Know what I'm saying? 1579 01:06:16,610 --> 01:06:17,850 I hit him with a karate chop on his neck. 1580 01:06:18,050 --> 01:06:19,410 I was, like, pow, you know what I'm saying? 1581 01:06:19,610 --> 01:06:21,940 Oh, my God, Damon, you are so crazy. 1582 01:06:22,140 --> 01:06:24,450 Well, you know I done forgot my pills, so, you know. 1583 01:06:25,500 --> 01:06:26,330 Off the hook. 1584 01:06:26,530 --> 01:06:27,410 [both chuckle] 1585 01:06:28,110 --> 01:06:29,500 [crowd booing] 1586 01:06:32,290 --> 01:06:33,810 Sounds pretty bad in there. 1587 01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:36,950 You want to get out of here? 1588 01:06:37,150 --> 01:06:39,260 We could grab a drink someplace. 1589 01:06:39,460 --> 01:06:40,780 [Kevin on mic] Everybody just calm down. 1590 01:06:40,980 --> 01:06:42,520 We gonna figure this out. 1591 01:06:42,720 --> 01:06:44,310 Come on, man. Don't break stuff. 1592 01:06:44,510 --> 01:06:45,470 Shit. 1593 01:06:47,610 --> 01:06:48,970 [exhales sharply] 1594 01:06:49,170 --> 01:06:51,140 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, but that's my friend. 1595 01:06:51,340 --> 01:06:53,580 He dyin' in there. 1596 01:06:53,780 --> 01:06:55,710 You know, I just can't leave him like that. 1597 01:06:55,910 --> 01:06:56,660 [sighing in despair] 1598 01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:01,580 You look great, by the way. 1599 01:07:04,450 --> 01:07:06,760 What the fuck, DJ? This ain't juice. 1600 01:07:09,060 --> 01:07:11,290 All right, everybody, calm down, calm down. 1601 01:07:11,490 --> 01:07:12,460 All right? 1602 01:07:16,290 --> 01:07:18,520 - Damon, what you doing? - Turn me up. 1603 01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:20,030 [Kevin's vocalization playing] 1604 01:07:22,290 --> 01:07:25,000 For real, man. Check my boy, Kev, on the beat one time. 1605 01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:27,830 His shit goin' crazy. All right? 1606 01:07:28,030 --> 01:07:29,750 Why is this bro playing beats at a party? 1607 01:07:29,940 --> 01:07:31,620 [Damon] Seriously, thank y'all for coming out. 1608 01:07:31,820 --> 01:07:34,050 - Appreciate y'all so much. - I actually fuck with it. 1609 01:07:34,250 --> 01:07:35,790 So, I got some news about the Migos. 1610 01:07:37,530 --> 01:07:39,920 Yeah... them niggas not coming. 1611 01:07:41,010 --> 01:07:42,410 But, fuck all that. All right? 1612 01:07:42,610 --> 01:07:44,980 We got stars galore, we got sexy-ass ladies. 1613 01:07:45,180 --> 01:07:47,110 Y'all still trying to have a good time, right? 1614 01:07:47,310 --> 01:07:49,500 I said, y'all trying to have a good time, right? 1615 01:07:49,700 --> 01:07:51,680 [all] Yeah! 1616 01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:53,860 All right. I wanna shout out the King, for making this shit happen. 1617 01:07:54,060 --> 01:07:56,690 And I wanna shout out you sexy motherfuckin' ladies out there, man. 1618 01:07:56,880 --> 01:07:57,940 Damn, y'all look good. 1619 01:07:59,370 --> 01:08:00,690 - Yo, I got this. - All right, cool. 1620 01:08:00,890 --> 01:08:01,640 [music starts] 1621 01:08:02,730 --> 01:08:04,260 [crowd cheering] 1622 01:08:04,460 --> 01:08:05,730 [Damon] Yeah, y'all feeing that, huh? 1623 01:08:11,170 --> 01:08:15,230 Cash Money Records taking over for the '99 and 2000. 1624 01:08:15,430 --> 01:08:16,140 ["Back that azz up" playing] 1625 01:08:16,340 --> 01:08:17,230 [crowd cheering] 1626 01:08:17,430 --> 01:08:19,660 This is what you want! Yeah! 1627 01:08:19,860 --> 01:08:22,440 Get out the way, this my shit! [screams] 1628 01:08:25,920 --> 01:08:26,980 Ahh! 1629 01:08:27,180 --> 01:08:28,330 Where you going? 1630 01:08:28,530 --> 01:08:29,590 Come on, coach, "Back that azz up." 1631 01:08:29,790 --> 01:08:31,550 Man, I only got one job tonight. 1632 01:08:31,750 --> 01:08:34,200 And that is to keep you healthy and safe. 1633 01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:36,510 - My goodness-- - Season starts in weeks. 1634 01:08:36,710 --> 01:08:37,850 - Come on-- - Odell... 1635 01:08:38,540 --> 01:08:39,340 [groans] 1636 01:08:39,540 --> 01:08:40,370 You agreed. 1637 01:08:41,240 --> 01:08:42,110 [crashes] 1638 01:08:45,200 --> 01:08:46,860 Odell! 1639 01:08:47,810 --> 01:08:50,610 Now, you know he dead. 1640 01:08:50,810 --> 01:08:53,090 ♪ The nigga with the money Yeah, don't act funny, yeah ♪ 1641 01:08:53,290 --> 01:08:55,740 ♪ Got birds and I'm runnin' Yeah, 'bout a hundred, yeah ♪ 1642 01:08:55,940 --> 01:08:58,400 ♪ Girl, you looks good Won't you back that azz up ♪ 1643 01:08:58,600 --> 01:09:00,870 ♪ You'se a fine motherfucker Won't you back that azz up ♪ 1644 01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:03,140 Juvie, I love you! 1645 01:09:03,340 --> 01:09:05,710 Answer my DMs! Answer my DMs! 1646 01:09:05,910 --> 01:09:08,320 ♪ Girl, you looks good Won't you back that azz up ♪ 1647 01:09:08,520 --> 01:09:11,060 ♪ You're a fine motherfucker Won't you back that azz up ♪ 1648 01:09:11,260 --> 01:09:13,940 I wanna send a special shout-out to my niece, Venus, 1649 01:09:14,140 --> 01:09:16,500 for bringin' me down here and making this shit possible. 1650 01:09:16,700 --> 01:09:18,290 Look, man, y'all put them hands back up. 1651 01:09:18,490 --> 01:09:20,200 We in the King's mansion. 1652 01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:23,380 ♪ Do the ladies run This motherfucker? ♪ 1653 01:09:23,580 --> 01:09:25,250 ♪ Hell, yeah! 1654 01:09:25,450 --> 01:09:28,170 ♪ Is my dawgs In this motherfucker? ♪ 1655 01:09:28,370 --> 01:09:29,690 ♪ Hell, yeah! 1656 01:09:29,890 --> 01:09:33,830 You got Juvenile to perform last minute? How? 1657 01:09:34,030 --> 01:09:37,170 That's my uncle from New Orleans I was telling you about. 1658 01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:40,960 Wait, Juvenile's your uncle? 1659 01:09:41,160 --> 01:09:44,620 Wait, wait. How come you never said anything? 1660 01:09:44,820 --> 01:09:45,970 I don't know. 1661 01:09:46,170 --> 01:09:48,930 He's just my Uncle Terry that I never see. 1662 01:09:49,130 --> 01:09:51,750 He just happened to be in town for my sister's graduation. 1663 01:09:54,840 --> 01:09:55,930 Venus, I-- 1664 01:09:56,130 --> 01:09:57,410 I can't thank you enough. 1665 01:09:57,610 --> 01:09:58,550 [Damon] Hey, man! Give it up for Juvie... 1666 01:09:58,750 --> 01:10:02,200 We're in this together. Okay? 1667 01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:04,860 - Oh, hey. Kenton, right? - Oh, my-- 1668 01:10:05,060 --> 01:10:05,990 I don't know what's going on here, pal, 1669 01:10:06,190 --> 01:10:08,470 but the party is over. O-V-E-R. 1670 01:10:08,670 --> 01:10:12,390 I found my sweet little Marley here higher than a giraffe's vagina, 1671 01:10:12,590 --> 01:10:14,080 and I found this in her pouch. 1672 01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:15,820 Drugs! Gummy drugs! 1673 01:10:16,020 --> 01:10:17,220 Crack, probably. 1674 01:10:17,420 --> 01:10:18,610 Makes me sick. I'm calling the police. 1675 01:10:18,810 --> 01:10:20,050 - Peter... - I'm calling the cops. 1676 01:10:20,250 --> 01:10:21,400 - Hey. - Hello. I'm glad you're here too. 1677 01:10:21,590 --> 01:10:22,700 The cops are gonna come get you, too. 1678 01:10:22,900 --> 01:10:23,870 - Peter-- - You're all going to prison. 1679 01:10:25,090 --> 01:10:27,920 Look at this cute-ass koala! 1680 01:10:28,120 --> 01:10:29,750 - Well... Yeah. - Aww. 1681 01:10:29,950 --> 01:10:31,840 Ooh. Let me take a picture with it. 1682 01:10:32,040 --> 01:10:34,190 - Well, she's on drugs, but... - My followers gonna love this! 1683 01:10:34,390 --> 01:10:36,890 Yeah... Mika. Mika. 1684 01:10:37,090 --> 01:10:39,280 Peter is super-influential. 1685 01:10:39,480 --> 01:10:43,330 I mean, he got a bunch of stuff you could take pictures with back at his crib. 1686 01:10:43,530 --> 01:10:45,290 He's one of LeBron's rich neighbors. 1687 01:10:45,490 --> 01:10:47,420 Yeah, I do-- Yes. Yeah. 1688 01:10:47,620 --> 01:10:50,120 Well, I have a-- I have a private jet. 1689 01:10:50,320 --> 01:10:52,250 - Is that right? - That is right. 1690 01:10:52,450 --> 01:10:54,210 - I would like to see it. - I want to show it to you. 1691 01:10:54,410 --> 01:10:56,130 [both chuckle] 1692 01:10:56,330 --> 01:10:58,390 Hi. Marley. Hi, baby. 1693 01:10:58,590 --> 01:11:00,780 Damn. Shit. That was close, bro. 1694 01:11:00,980 --> 01:11:03,350 - There you are. Hey. - Oh, hey. 1695 01:11:03,550 --> 01:11:07,010 Oh, shit. Mya? 1696 01:11:07,210 --> 01:11:09,970 - This the friend that was getting booed? - Mm-hmm. 1697 01:11:10,160 --> 01:11:11,750 You know he came back for you, right? 1698 01:11:11,950 --> 01:11:13,710 Instead of leaving with me. 1699 01:11:13,910 --> 01:11:15,440 You got a good one right here. 1700 01:11:21,880 --> 01:11:22,710 Uh... 1701 01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:25,110 Truce? 1702 01:11:25,310 --> 01:11:26,060 Huh? 1703 01:11:27,760 --> 01:11:28,760 Truce? 1704 01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:36,510 [both] Mmm. 1705 01:11:36,710 --> 01:11:37,600 [chuckles] 1706 01:11:37,800 --> 01:11:38,860 Hey, yo. 1707 01:11:39,060 --> 01:11:40,290 We got a big problem. 1708 01:11:41,030 --> 01:11:41,870 What the fuck! 1709 01:11:42,070 --> 01:11:43,740 Man, how'd this happen? 1710 01:11:43,940 --> 01:11:46,480 I asked Vic to watch the door to take a piss, but he bailed. 1711 01:11:46,680 --> 01:11:49,870 Vic? That's the wrong person you ask to watch anything! 1712 01:11:50,070 --> 01:11:51,950 - Oh, my bad. - Yo, question. 1713 01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:54,310 Was it the Miami ring? 1714 01:11:55,610 --> 01:11:57,230 'Cause he didn't deserve that shit. 1715 01:11:57,430 --> 01:11:58,930 - No. - You think this shit funny? 1716 01:11:59,130 --> 01:12:00,450 - Sorry. - I could lose my daughter, bro. 1717 01:12:00,650 --> 01:12:01,760 Just trying to lighten the mood. 1718 01:12:01,960 --> 01:12:03,190 Sly, you got to keep the door moving. 1719 01:12:03,390 --> 01:12:04,500 We need to make sure we got enough 1720 01:12:04,700 --> 01:12:06,060 to cover the damages to the house. 1721 01:12:06,260 --> 01:12:07,630 How the fuck we gonna replace the ring, though? 1722 01:12:07,830 --> 01:12:09,290 Fuck! 1723 01:12:09,490 --> 01:12:11,240 Sly, I need you to search everybody, all right? 1724 01:12:11,440 --> 01:12:13,860 We gotta find that ring. 1725 01:12:14,050 --> 01:12:15,290 Didn't you have more guys with you? 1726 01:12:15,490 --> 01:12:17,420 I had my cousin, Gavin. 1727 01:12:17,620 --> 01:12:18,810 But I ain't seen him in hours. 1728 01:12:20,110 --> 01:12:22,120 I've been wanting this all day. 1729 01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:23,600 Thank you, brother. Yes, sir. 1730 01:12:24,990 --> 01:12:26,560 Damn, that's all you? 1731 01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:30,310 Yes! These are my Obama specials. Okay? 1732 01:12:30,510 --> 01:12:33,690 I voted for him... three times. 1733 01:12:34,870 --> 01:12:37,490 Yes we can. Yes we can. 1734 01:12:37,690 --> 01:12:39,920 - Everybody, hands! - Let me see your hands. 1735 01:12:40,120 --> 01:12:42,480 Everybody. Yo, hands. 1736 01:12:45,830 --> 01:12:47,930 Got it! Here it is. 1737 01:12:48,130 --> 01:12:50,330 - Yo, where'd you get this ring at? - Man, I won it. 1738 01:12:50,530 --> 01:12:52,110 You win this ring, man? Prove it! 1739 01:12:52,310 --> 01:12:54,550 Bro, I'm Tristan Thompson. 1740 01:12:54,750 --> 01:12:58,070 Oh. It is Tristan Thompson! Yo, but your hand big! 1741 01:12:58,270 --> 01:13:01,380 God damn. I thought you had elephantitis or some shit, man. 1742 01:13:01,580 --> 01:13:03,910 - Sly, you find it? - Still working on it. 1743 01:13:04,100 --> 01:13:05,730 We never gonna find LeBron's ring, bro. 1744 01:13:05,930 --> 01:13:07,170 Kev, we gotta replace it. 1745 01:13:07,370 --> 01:13:08,610 We gotta try one of them black markets. 1746 01:13:08,810 --> 01:13:11,570 - Wait, y'all lost LeBron's--? - [shushes] 1747 01:13:11,760 --> 01:13:12,960 No, we didn't lose it. 1748 01:13:13,160 --> 01:13:14,870 It was stolen. 1749 01:13:15,070 --> 01:13:17,050 - Are you serious? - Somebody stole it. 1750 01:13:17,250 --> 01:13:18,620 - I can get another ring. - Oh! 1751 01:13:18,820 --> 01:13:20,360 Damn, Cudi. Where'd you come from? 1752 01:13:20,560 --> 01:13:22,620 Wait, wait, wait. wait. What'd you just say? 1753 01:13:22,820 --> 01:13:24,270 I can get y'all another ring. 1754 01:13:24,470 --> 01:13:26,620 Like another one-of-a-kind NBA Championship ring? 1755 01:13:26,820 --> 01:13:29,100 Yeah. Just let me know the year. 1756 01:13:29,300 --> 01:13:30,630 - How? - What? 1757 01:13:30,830 --> 01:13:33,010 Simple. The Illuminati. 1758 01:13:34,450 --> 01:13:35,980 The Illuminati. Man! 1759 01:13:36,180 --> 01:13:38,590 Man, Cudi, we ain't got time for this bullshit. 1760 01:13:38,790 --> 01:13:41,630 All right. I was just trying to help you little niggas. 1761 01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:44,550 Hold on, wait. Cudi. 1762 01:13:44,750 --> 01:13:45,690 You serious? 1763 01:13:45,890 --> 01:13:47,300 Look at me. 1764 01:13:47,500 --> 01:13:49,520 I don't joke about the Illuminati. 1765 01:13:49,720 --> 01:13:51,870 Come-- Come on, Kev. 1766 01:13:52,070 --> 01:13:53,520 You not buying this, are you? 1767 01:13:53,720 --> 01:13:54,740 I mean, look at this man, bro. 1768 01:13:54,940 --> 01:13:56,390 He is a crazy person. 1769 01:13:56,590 --> 01:13:59,530 Look. He eating an apple in a party. 1770 01:13:59,730 --> 01:14:01,440 Who eats an apple in a party, Kev? 1771 01:14:01,640 --> 01:14:03,620 - That's the sign of a madman. - [Kevin] Let's just hear him out. 1772 01:14:03,820 --> 01:14:05,780 Even if we get a replica, until we find the real one. 1773 01:14:06,790 --> 01:14:07,880 All right, Kev. 1774 01:14:08,080 --> 01:14:09,540 All right. Go ahead. 1775 01:14:09,740 --> 01:14:13,150 All right, so there-- there's rings in this house? 1776 01:14:13,350 --> 01:14:15,460 The Illuminati gets a copy of every championship trophy 1777 01:14:15,650 --> 01:14:18,680 and rings dating back to the first baseball and lacrosse games. 1778 01:14:18,880 --> 01:14:20,160 Lacrosse... 1779 01:14:20,350 --> 01:14:21,450 It's a prestige thing. 1780 01:14:22,760 --> 01:14:23,760 There's a party tonight. 1781 01:14:25,020 --> 01:14:27,290 I'm just gonna skip it. 1782 01:14:27,490 --> 01:14:33,040 Okay-- let's say, for the sake of this story, I believe you, and how do we-- 1783 01:14:33,240 --> 01:14:34,340 how would we get one of the rings? 1784 01:14:34,540 --> 01:14:36,390 - How? - It's the Illuminati. 1785 01:14:36,590 --> 01:14:38,040 Nobody gives a fuck about that shit. 1786 01:14:38,240 --> 01:14:40,440 We all got money. 1787 01:14:40,640 --> 01:14:43,820 I've seen better cock rings than NBA Championship rings. 1788 01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:46,180 Okay, that's-- Okay. 1789 01:14:46,380 --> 01:14:47,750 Look, I'll go. 1790 01:14:47,950 --> 01:14:48,970 And you watch the party. 1791 01:14:49,170 --> 01:14:50,880 What? You shitting me, bro? 1792 01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:52,450 The Illuminati? Man, I gotta see this. 1793 01:14:52,650 --> 01:14:54,230 If he talkin' about something, I gotta come... 1794 01:14:54,430 --> 01:14:56,150 Somebody got to keep things under control! 1795 01:14:56,350 --> 01:14:57,760 I'll do it. 1796 01:14:57,960 --> 01:15:01,500 I will watch the party while you guys... do this. 1797 01:15:01,700 --> 01:15:03,460 I can't ask you to get involved, though. 1798 01:15:03,660 --> 01:15:04,420 You didn't ask me. 1799 01:15:04,620 --> 01:15:06,200 I'm volunteering. 1800 01:15:06,400 --> 01:15:08,500 Besides, I would've been left by now. 1801 01:15:15,240 --> 01:15:16,430 [Damon chuckles] 1802 01:15:16,630 --> 01:15:18,430 Yeah, that's my dawg. 1803 01:15:18,630 --> 01:15:21,480 Hey, I'm sorry to mess a good moment up, but we got shit to do. 1804 01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:23,510 Go, go. Yeah, go. Go, go, go. 1805 01:15:26,390 --> 01:15:27,960 [Cudi] Okay, so the plan is simple. 1806 01:15:28,160 --> 01:15:29,740 I'll bring you two in as my guests. 1807 01:15:31,650 --> 01:15:33,750 One wrong move and we're dead. 1808 01:15:33,950 --> 01:15:35,970 Just be cool, and don't say more than you have to. 1809 01:15:36,170 --> 01:15:37,530 These are my two manservants. 1810 01:15:39,530 --> 01:15:41,320 Of course, Scott. 1811 01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:43,500 [Cudi] Damon, you're gonna head to the trophy room. 1812 01:15:43,700 --> 01:15:45,550 Get in, get out. 1813 01:15:45,740 --> 01:15:47,810 While you do that, we'll mingle amongst the crowd. 1814 01:15:48,010 --> 01:15:50,280 [orchestral music playing] 1815 01:15:56,590 --> 01:15:59,250 Okay. Don't embarrass me. 1816 01:15:59,450 --> 01:16:00,380 Just be cool. 1817 01:16:07,040 --> 01:16:09,300 [inaudible conversation] 1818 01:16:14,610 --> 01:16:15,700 Mr. Cuban? 1819 01:16:17,610 --> 01:16:21,490 Look, I know you get this all the time, but I got this idea. 1820 01:16:21,690 --> 01:16:23,280 I'll buy it. 1821 01:16:23,480 --> 01:16:25,930 But I mean, you haven't even heard the rest of the idea. 1822 01:16:26,130 --> 01:16:27,150 We'll be in touch. 1823 01:16:27,350 --> 01:16:29,810 Wait, I got my-- a cell phone. 1824 01:16:30,010 --> 01:16:31,020 We'll be in touch. 1825 01:16:31,930 --> 01:16:33,020 Who's "we"? 1826 01:16:36,630 --> 01:16:39,250 A little wine. Okay. Thank you. 1827 01:16:39,450 --> 01:16:40,560 Thank you. All right. 1828 01:16:40,760 --> 01:16:42,210 This is the first ritual. 1829 01:16:42,410 --> 01:16:44,520 Take a sip to show solidarity. 1830 01:16:44,720 --> 01:16:47,480 What kind of wine is this? It look a little different. 1831 01:16:47,680 --> 01:16:49,870 It's not wine. It's blood. 1832 01:16:50,070 --> 01:16:52,220 - What? - Drink it, or you'll blow our cover. 1833 01:16:52,420 --> 01:16:53,570 Oh, hell no. 1834 01:16:53,770 --> 01:16:55,880 Drink that shit, nigga, right now. 1835 01:16:56,080 --> 01:16:57,230 Come on. 1836 01:16:57,420 --> 01:16:58,270 It smell funny. 1837 01:16:58,470 --> 01:16:59,790 This smell funny. 1838 01:16:59,990 --> 01:17:03,750 Dignified and esteemed ladies and gentlemen. 1839 01:17:03,950 --> 01:17:07,580 Gather round and honor our beloved guest, 1840 01:17:07,780 --> 01:17:12,200 Ms. Dolly Parton, who will be performing a psychedelic rap. 1841 01:17:12,400 --> 01:17:13,150 [door squeaks] 1842 01:17:24,900 --> 01:17:25,900 [whispers] This crazy. 1843 01:17:38,610 --> 01:17:40,000 Oh, yeah. Okay. 1844 01:17:53,930 --> 01:17:57,290 Before you leave tonight, do not forget to choose 1845 01:17:57,480 --> 01:17:59,930 which days it will rain next year. 1846 01:18:01,110 --> 01:18:02,380 Furthermore, 1847 01:18:02,580 --> 01:18:03,510 - the blood drive... - Right, niggas. 1848 01:18:03,710 --> 01:18:05,290 - has low numbers. - Let's go. 1849 01:18:05,490 --> 01:18:08,640 [host] So, please donate on the way out or find a victim. 1850 01:18:08,840 --> 01:18:09,990 Thank you very much. 1851 01:18:10,190 --> 01:18:11,260 Enjoy the night. 1852 01:18:11,460 --> 01:18:12,610 Oh, shit, man. 1853 01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:14,080 Ain't that Kid 'n' Play? 1854 01:18:14,280 --> 01:18:15,090 [sneezes] 1855 01:18:15,290 --> 01:18:16,380 God bless you, man. 1856 01:18:20,730 --> 01:18:21,740 Oh. 1857 01:18:21,940 --> 01:18:23,780 What? Y'all trippin', man. 1858 01:18:24,780 --> 01:18:26,040 Intruders! 1859 01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:28,660 Hey, hey, hey... 1860 01:18:28,860 --> 01:18:30,270 Hey, fuck you, Cudi! 1861 01:18:30,470 --> 01:18:32,100 [Kevin] Punch me again, see what happen, bro. 1862 01:18:32,300 --> 01:18:34,370 [man] Ladies and gentlemen. 1863 01:18:34,570 --> 01:18:37,800 We have two late additions to tonight's entertainment. 1864 01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:38,750 [both grunts] 1865 01:18:40,580 --> 01:18:42,240 [crowd cheering] 1866 01:18:42,440 --> 01:18:43,710 [all applauding] 1867 01:18:46,670 --> 01:18:48,500 [Damon] What the fuck is this? 1868 01:18:54,160 --> 01:18:57,300 Yo, Kev. What the fuck is they clapping for? 1869 01:18:57,500 --> 01:19:00,250 Destiny can't grow up fatherless, bro. Fuck that. 1870 01:19:02,340 --> 01:19:04,350 Yo, check it out. Y'all gotta snap out of it. 1871 01:19:04,550 --> 01:19:07,360 I got the perfect game plan. Y'all just gotta follow my-- 1872 01:19:07,550 --> 01:19:09,170 [all screaming] 1873 01:19:13,870 --> 01:19:15,670 [Damon] Let me get through. I'm sorry, y'all. 1874 01:19:15,870 --> 01:19:18,150 I'm sorry. I wanna leave, let me in! 1875 01:19:18,350 --> 01:19:19,450 Are they pointing at us? 1876 01:19:19,650 --> 01:19:20,760 Shit, Kev! We can take 'em, Kev! 1877 01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:23,150 We can take 'em. All right, one... two... 1878 01:19:23,350 --> 01:19:24,550 Naw, fuck that! 1879 01:19:24,750 --> 01:19:27,330 Man, let me through! Let me through! 1880 01:19:27,530 --> 01:19:29,930 Bro, let me in. No? Damn! Oh, shit! 1881 01:19:32,810 --> 01:19:34,820 Not today! 1882 01:19:35,020 --> 01:19:36,470 Oh, come on, I don't wanna go out there! 1883 01:19:36,670 --> 01:19:37,650 I don't wanna get out! 1884 01:19:37,850 --> 01:19:38,900 [crowd cheering] 1885 01:19:42,080 --> 01:19:43,640 [both panting] 1886 01:19:46,040 --> 01:19:47,790 Hey, man, I love you, Kev. 1887 01:19:47,990 --> 01:19:49,000 I love you too, man. 1888 01:19:53,570 --> 01:19:54,360 [groans] 1889 01:19:54,560 --> 01:19:55,310 [grunts] 1890 01:19:56,180 --> 01:19:57,740 Cudi! Watch out. 1891 01:20:03,750 --> 01:20:04,580 [groans] 1892 01:20:06,840 --> 01:20:08,020 Yeah, motherfucker! 1893 01:20:12,630 --> 01:20:14,150 [crowd exclaims] 1894 01:20:15,630 --> 01:20:17,590 Ice, ice, baby! 1895 01:20:23,810 --> 01:20:25,350 [shouts] 1896 01:20:25,550 --> 01:20:27,740 Are you not entertained? 1897 01:20:27,940 --> 01:20:30,480 Are you motherfuckers not entertained? 1898 01:20:30,680 --> 01:20:34,010 [chanting] Cudi! Cudi! Cudi! 1899 01:20:34,210 --> 01:20:35,570 Cudi! Cudi! 1900 01:20:35,770 --> 01:20:37,310 [laughing] 1901 01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:42,020 - [thud] - Oh! 1902 01:20:42,210 --> 01:20:43,450 Oh, shit, get up, Cudi. 1903 01:20:43,650 --> 01:20:45,100 - Get up, Cudi! - He gon' get up. 1904 01:20:47,790 --> 01:20:49,580 Come on, Kev, we gotta save him. 1905 01:20:53,670 --> 01:20:54,980 [crowd exclaims] 1906 01:21:00,940 --> 01:21:03,170 - Oh, shit, Cudi! - Oh, shit, Cudi. 1907 01:21:03,370 --> 01:21:04,990 Damn. [whispers] They fucked him up. 1908 01:21:05,190 --> 01:21:09,260 Oh, shit. Hey, Cudi, man. You saved our lives, man. 1909 01:21:09,460 --> 01:21:12,300 Damn. Hip-hop really saved my life, Kev. 1910 01:21:13,650 --> 01:21:15,570 You guys won the blood trials. 1911 01:21:15,770 --> 01:21:17,050 They'll let you go now. 1912 01:21:17,250 --> 01:21:19,140 Hey, Cudi, man. Stop talking, all right? 1913 01:21:19,340 --> 01:21:21,360 We're gonna get you to a hospital. 1914 01:21:21,560 --> 01:21:22,930 I mean, it's the Illuminati, right? 1915 01:21:23,130 --> 01:21:24,580 They gotta have a helicopter or some shit, man. 1916 01:21:24,780 --> 01:21:26,230 Make sure LeBron gets this poem. 1917 01:21:26,430 --> 01:21:27,710 Oh, shit, is this the verse? 1918 01:21:27,910 --> 01:21:30,100 - Only he can read it. - Damn. 1919 01:21:31,970 --> 01:21:33,980 [Damon] Oh, shit. Don't die on us, man. 1920 01:21:34,180 --> 01:21:35,680 Hey, Cudi, man. Don't die on us, man! 1921 01:21:35,880 --> 01:21:36,980 Don't worry about me. 1922 01:21:37,180 --> 01:21:38,240 I'll be fine. 1923 01:21:39,150 --> 01:21:41,030 They'll bring me back. 1924 01:21:41,230 --> 01:21:42,900 I'm actually the fourth Cudi. 1925 01:21:43,100 --> 01:21:44,330 [laughs] 1926 01:21:45,810 --> 01:21:47,650 I knew it. 1927 01:21:47,850 --> 01:21:49,990 You both have been the realest friends I've had in years. 1928 01:21:51,810 --> 01:21:52,870 Wait, really? 1929 01:21:53,070 --> 01:21:54,770 - We just met you. - Yeah. 1930 01:21:55,510 --> 01:21:56,610 Vibes. 1931 01:21:56,810 --> 01:21:58,180 [chuckles] 1932 01:21:58,380 --> 01:21:59,610 Vibes. 1933 01:21:59,810 --> 01:22:01,090 But, hey, I'm serious. 1934 01:22:02,480 --> 01:22:04,450 That's for LeBron's eyes only. 1935 01:22:04,640 --> 01:22:06,360 Oh, Shit. Kev, give him some CPR. 1936 01:22:06,560 --> 01:22:08,320 Put your lips on him. 1937 01:22:08,520 --> 01:22:10,410 - [Kevin] Oh, shit! - [Damon] Hey, man, he dyin' over there! 1938 01:22:10,610 --> 01:22:12,440 Hey, come on, man! Come on! 1939 01:22:14,050 --> 01:22:16,370 What the fuck just happened? 1940 01:22:16,570 --> 01:22:18,190 I don't even know, bro. 1941 01:22:19,280 --> 01:22:20,500 But man, I need a drink. 1942 01:22:20,700 --> 01:22:21,710 [imitates chuckles] 1943 01:22:22,630 --> 01:22:23,640 Phew. 1944 01:22:23,840 --> 01:22:25,410 Oh, yeah. 1945 01:22:27,240 --> 01:22:28,070 Mmm. 1946 01:22:30,030 --> 01:22:30,850 Hey... 1947 01:22:32,900 --> 01:22:35,340 Yeah, some of that merlot! [chuckling] 1948 01:22:45,090 --> 01:22:45,920 [exhales sharply] 1949 01:22:46,120 --> 01:22:47,920 Man. We dodged a bullet. 1950 01:22:48,120 --> 01:22:49,000 Hell, yeah. 1951 01:22:50,700 --> 01:22:52,100 Let's shut this party down. 1952 01:22:52,300 --> 01:22:53,570 We made enough money to fix everything. 1953 01:22:54,530 --> 01:22:55,630 Hell, yeah. 1954 01:22:55,830 --> 01:22:57,880 Wait, wait. Cudi's poem. 1955 01:23:03,450 --> 01:23:05,110 ["Ready..." playing] 1956 01:23:07,890 --> 01:23:09,420 [both] Mmm. 1957 01:23:09,620 --> 01:23:11,630 - All right, come on. - I'll be serious. Let's roll. 1958 01:23:12,940 --> 01:23:16,170 ♪ Steady, are you ready? 1959 01:23:16,370 --> 01:23:19,560 ♪ What's going on? 1960 01:23:19,760 --> 01:23:20,960 ♪ However do you want me 1961 01:23:21,160 --> 01:23:23,740 ♪ However do you need me 1962 01:23:23,940 --> 01:23:26,610 ♪ However do you want me 1963 01:23:26,810 --> 01:23:27,960 ♪ However do you need me 1964 01:23:28,160 --> 01:23:29,140 [vocalizing] 1965 01:23:29,340 --> 01:23:31,360 ♪ However do you want me 1966 01:23:31,560 --> 01:23:33,320 ♪ However do you need me 1967 01:23:33,520 --> 01:23:35,140 ♪ However do you want me 1968 01:23:35,340 --> 01:23:37,140 [vocalizing] 1969 01:23:38,180 --> 01:23:39,670 ♪ However do you need 1970 01:23:39,870 --> 01:23:41,540 ♪ However do you need me 1971 01:23:41,740 --> 01:23:43,490 ♪ However do you want me 1972 01:23:44,710 --> 01:23:46,680 ♪ However do you need me 1973 01:23:46,880 --> 01:23:48,240 ♪ However do you want me 1974 01:23:49,500 --> 01:23:50,990 ♪ However do you need me 1975 01:23:51,190 --> 01:23:52,340 [music stops] 1976 01:23:52,540 --> 01:23:53,940 You, get up outta here, bro. Move. 1977 01:23:55,420 --> 01:23:58,210 Yo! Listen up! 1978 01:23:58,410 --> 01:24:01,480 You ain't gotta go home, but you gotta-- 1979 01:24:01,670 --> 01:24:03,560 Who the fuck turned the light on? 1980 01:24:03,760 --> 01:24:04,950 What the fuck? 1981 01:24:09,600 --> 01:24:11,260 [all cheering] 1982 01:24:23,270 --> 01:24:25,460 Snoop, what'd I tell you about smoking in the house, man? 1983 01:24:25,660 --> 01:24:27,070 My bad, King. Put that out. 1984 01:24:27,270 --> 01:24:28,420 Y'all heard him. Put it out. 1985 01:24:28,610 --> 01:24:29,940 Yo, what you doing here? 1986 01:24:30,140 --> 01:24:31,720 Came to bring you that lowrider, the Six-Four. 1987 01:24:31,920 --> 01:24:34,900 I appreciate that, Big Dogg, but... who invited you here? 1988 01:24:35,100 --> 01:24:37,950 Your assistants. These two lil' niggas right here. 1989 01:24:38,150 --> 01:24:40,560 - Hey... - Surprise. 1990 01:24:40,760 --> 01:24:42,780 [LeBron] Hold up. 1991 01:24:42,980 --> 01:24:44,780 I know you niggas ain't got on my Draft Day suit. 1992 01:24:44,980 --> 01:24:46,260 Fuck, he noticed. 1993 01:24:46,460 --> 01:24:47,340 How did y'all even-- 1994 01:24:48,950 --> 01:24:50,080 Who the fuck are you two? 1995 01:24:52,040 --> 01:24:55,700 We work for the cleaning service that cleans your house, sir. 1996 01:24:55,900 --> 01:24:57,400 Cleaning service? 1997 01:24:57,600 --> 01:24:59,100 I'm calling the police. I'm too rich for this shit. 1998 01:24:59,300 --> 01:25:00,930 Don't call the cops, LeBron. 1999 01:25:01,130 --> 01:25:03,320 Look, we are... cleaners. 2000 01:25:03,520 --> 01:25:05,400 But I'm also a young, Black... 2001 01:25:06,750 --> 01:25:09,060 broke party promoter, too, so... 2002 01:25:09,260 --> 01:25:12,420 We was gonna have everything fixed and ready to go by the time... 2003 01:25:12,620 --> 01:25:14,070 you got back, but... 2004 01:25:14,270 --> 01:25:15,020 [objects clattering] 2005 01:25:18,590 --> 01:25:19,850 - Shit. - My fault. 2006 01:25:20,890 --> 01:25:22,020 Nigga, that's the King. 2007 01:25:24,770 --> 01:25:27,130 - We could... We could fix that. - We gonna fix all that shit, too. 2008 01:25:27,330 --> 01:25:28,480 - Yeah. - Easy. 2009 01:25:28,670 --> 01:25:29,820 Ain't you supposed to be in India, 2010 01:25:30,020 --> 01:25:31,350 meditating for two weeks or something? 2011 01:25:31,550 --> 01:25:33,480 It only took me one week to reach enlightenment. 2012 01:25:33,680 --> 01:25:35,260 I'm the fuckin' GOAT. 2013 01:25:35,460 --> 01:25:36,660 Yeah, he is the GOAT. 2014 01:25:36,860 --> 01:25:38,310 - Yeah, yeah. It's true. - It's true. 2015 01:25:38,510 --> 01:25:39,960 So, let me get this straight. 2016 01:25:40,160 --> 01:25:43,930 Y'all broke into my crib... invited all your homies, 2017 01:25:44,120 --> 01:25:46,010 and then go to tear my shit up, too? 2018 01:25:46,210 --> 01:25:49,540 I mean, you make it bad when you put it like that, you know, it's-- 2019 01:25:49,740 --> 01:25:52,540 - We had a key. - Okay, let me say it like this, then. 2020 01:25:52,740 --> 01:25:53,720 Both of you niggas goin' to jail. 2021 01:25:53,920 --> 01:25:55,330 Oh, no, wait, man! 2022 01:25:55,530 --> 01:25:57,110 LeBron, don't call the cops, man. 2023 01:25:57,310 --> 01:25:59,060 All right, man. Look, man. The truth is... 2024 01:26:00,320 --> 01:26:02,120 this is my dawg, all right? 2025 01:26:02,320 --> 01:26:03,990 He ain't had nothing to do with it. 2026 01:26:04,190 --> 01:26:06,290 This whole party, this whole shit, this all me, all right? 2027 01:26:07,720 --> 01:26:09,040 Okay, cool. 2028 01:26:09,240 --> 01:26:10,170 So, they could just take you. 2029 01:26:10,370 --> 01:26:12,820 Damn, man! Oh, God. 2030 01:26:13,020 --> 01:26:14,560 No! I don't wanna go to jail. 2031 01:26:14,760 --> 01:26:16,870 All right! All right, uh... 2032 01:26:17,070 --> 01:26:20,080 Let me... let me give you a proposition, all right? 2033 01:26:21,350 --> 01:26:22,880 - Play me for it. - What? 2034 01:26:23,080 --> 01:26:25,710 Yeah. Yeah, let's hoop. 2035 01:26:25,910 --> 01:26:27,880 All right? And then I can finish what I started. 2036 01:26:28,080 --> 01:26:30,930 I'll get this place cleaned up and we can put this behind us. 2037 01:26:31,130 --> 01:26:33,180 All right, if I win, those are my terms. 2038 01:26:34,100 --> 01:26:36,270 First to 11, win by two. 2039 01:26:37,190 --> 01:26:38,490 [laughing] 2040 01:26:39,620 --> 01:26:41,500 Man, this guy funny. 2041 01:26:41,700 --> 01:26:43,250 No fucking way. 2042 01:26:43,450 --> 01:26:44,190 Let him play. 2043 01:26:47,150 --> 01:26:48,470 I mean, I think-- 2044 01:26:48,670 --> 01:26:49,720 Let him play, right? 2045 01:26:51,640 --> 01:26:53,080 Let him play. 2046 01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:54,910 [all] Let him play. Let him play. 2047 01:26:55,110 --> 01:26:56,350 [chanting] 2048 01:26:56,550 --> 01:26:57,910 Let him play. 2049 01:26:58,110 --> 01:27:01,000 Let him play. Let him play. 2050 01:27:01,200 --> 01:27:02,530 Let him play. 2051 01:27:02,730 --> 01:27:05,400 Let him play. Let him play. 2052 01:27:05,600 --> 01:27:06,790 Let him play. 2053 01:27:06,990 --> 01:27:08,530 - Fine. - All right. 2054 01:27:08,730 --> 01:27:10,400 - Let's fucking go. - Let's do this. Yeah. 2055 01:27:10,600 --> 01:27:11,960 [crowd cheering] 2056 01:27:28,280 --> 01:27:31,210 - You really gonna play in my suit, dawg? - What? 2057 01:27:31,410 --> 01:27:35,290 Man, why is he talking to me like he know me, bro? 2058 01:27:38,250 --> 01:27:39,560 I'm different. 2059 01:27:39,760 --> 01:27:41,030 I'm different, bro. 2060 01:27:42,300 --> 01:27:44,480 Okay. All right, so, we bought some time. 2061 01:27:44,680 --> 01:27:45,530 What's the actual plan? 2062 01:27:45,720 --> 01:27:46,790 To win, nigga. 2063 01:27:46,990 --> 01:27:48,350 What? 2064 01:27:48,550 --> 01:27:50,440 You know I could've went to the league, right? 2065 01:27:50,640 --> 01:27:51,520 Are you fucked up? 2066 01:27:54,350 --> 01:27:56,060 - He's really-- - Yeah, I'm a little fucked up. 2067 01:27:56,260 --> 01:27:57,800 Hey, that's when I play at my best. 2068 01:27:58,000 --> 01:27:59,060 All right, freedom on three. 2069 01:27:59,260 --> 01:28:02,230 One, two, three, freedom! Let's go! 2070 01:28:03,580 --> 01:28:05,500 Shit, he's about to fucking-- 2071 01:28:05,700 --> 01:28:06,590 Going to jail. 2072 01:28:06,790 --> 01:28:08,900 Ramos. Powder, please. 2073 01:28:09,100 --> 01:28:10,680 ["Pac Div" playing] 2074 01:28:10,880 --> 01:28:12,640 Appreciate it. 2075 01:28:12,840 --> 01:28:15,510 ♪ Aight, they gon' get it 2076 01:28:15,710 --> 01:28:17,910 ♪ I ain't never been No lying ass nigga ♪ 2077 01:28:18,100 --> 01:28:19,250 Ooh... 2078 01:28:20,510 --> 01:28:21,640 That's what it was. 2079 01:28:23,380 --> 01:28:26,130 Let's shoot for ball. All right? 2080 01:28:26,330 --> 01:28:27,610 ♪ I was cool With the bitches ♪ 2081 01:28:27,810 --> 01:28:29,000 ♪ You ran from the thugs 2082 01:28:29,200 --> 01:28:30,000 ♪ You was cool With some bitches ♪ 2083 01:28:30,200 --> 01:28:31,400 [crowd cheering] 2084 01:28:31,600 --> 01:28:34,270 It's regular, man. 2085 01:28:34,470 --> 01:28:36,530 Maybe this nigga actually can do this if he just take long range shots-- 2086 01:28:36,730 --> 01:28:37,700 No chance in hell. 2087 01:28:38,870 --> 01:28:39,740 No chance. 2088 01:28:40,480 --> 01:28:42,150 ♪ Go against the squad You ain't using your senses ♪ 2089 01:28:42,350 --> 01:28:44,580 ♪ I murder you on tape And let the news be The witness ♪ 2090 01:28:44,780 --> 01:28:46,330 Hurry up, man. 2091 01:28:46,520 --> 01:28:49,550 All right. All right, man. Shit. 2092 01:28:49,750 --> 01:28:52,110 ♪ What is this? I don't get this ♪ 2093 01:28:52,310 --> 01:28:54,120 ♪ And neither does The general consensus ♪ 2094 01:28:54,310 --> 01:28:55,460 ♪ We sticking up Your business ♪ 2095 01:28:55,660 --> 01:28:57,020 - Oh, shit. - [crowd exclaims] 2096 01:28:58,020 --> 01:28:59,150 [indistinct shouting] 2097 01:29:01,420 --> 01:29:02,990 - All right. - It's okay. 2098 01:29:03,190 --> 01:29:04,600 It's all right. That's just one point. 2099 01:29:04,800 --> 01:29:06,430 ♪ Pac Divy And that's if we ♪ 2100 01:29:06,630 --> 01:29:08,300 ♪ Allow you to address You bowing to the best ♪ 2101 01:29:08,500 --> 01:29:09,870 ♪ Lay challengers to rest 2102 01:29:10,070 --> 01:29:11,130 ♪ Hope your Calendars are set ♪ 2103 01:29:11,330 --> 01:29:12,660 ♪ We making all this noise 2104 01:29:12,860 --> 01:29:13,660 ♪ Before the albums Even pressed ♪ 2105 01:29:13,860 --> 01:29:14,910 Ahhh. 2106 01:29:16,430 --> 01:29:17,270 [grunts] 2107 01:29:17,470 --> 01:29:19,000 Foul, foul, foul. 2108 01:29:21,570 --> 01:29:23,570 - Come on, get up. - Let's go. 2109 01:29:27,490 --> 01:29:29,280 Yo, A.D.! Yo, A.D., man! 2110 01:29:29,480 --> 01:29:30,720 A.D.! Come on, bro. 2111 01:29:30,920 --> 01:29:32,980 Tag in, I need some help. He's too powerful. 2112 01:29:33,180 --> 01:29:35,110 No, you got it, bro. 2113 01:29:35,310 --> 01:29:38,640 You won't even be the best basketball player on your prison team. 2114 01:29:38,840 --> 01:29:41,160 ♪ Lead a stampede Of MC's here on this coast ♪ 2115 01:29:41,360 --> 01:29:43,730 ♪ So, lets Sheppard the herd Professor with words ♪ 2116 01:29:43,930 --> 01:29:46,330 ♪ Stay fresh off some herb No extra preserves ♪ 2117 01:29:47,250 --> 01:29:48,740 [crowd cheering] 2118 01:29:48,930 --> 01:29:50,610 ♪ King, none less is deserved 2119 01:29:50,810 --> 01:29:52,990 ♪ Games wide open Cause my games like potion ♪ 2120 01:29:54,040 --> 01:29:55,390 [grunts] 2121 01:29:55,590 --> 01:29:56,820 - [Damon] Shit. - [man] Come on, bro, get up! 2122 01:29:59,350 --> 01:30:00,360 All right, LeBron, man. 2123 01:30:00,560 --> 01:30:02,400 Come on. Show some mercy. 2124 01:30:02,600 --> 01:30:04,930 You a family man. You got kids. 2125 01:30:05,120 --> 01:30:08,280 I don't know, just treat me like I'm one of your kids, all right? 2126 01:30:08,480 --> 01:30:09,670 You can ground me or something, man. 2127 01:30:09,870 --> 01:30:11,540 But... don't make the shot. 2128 01:30:11,740 --> 01:30:12,850 Don't take the shot. 2129 01:30:13,050 --> 01:30:14,190 Don't take the shot. Don't-- 2130 01:30:15,800 --> 01:30:16,850 [man] Damn, that's high. 2131 01:30:17,050 --> 01:30:17,890 Call the cops. 2132 01:30:18,760 --> 01:30:19,930 [crowd exclaims] 2133 01:30:22,460 --> 01:30:24,290 [siren wailing] 2134 01:30:24,490 --> 01:30:25,990 Man, I can't believe it. 2135 01:30:26,190 --> 01:30:30,080 I mean... he is the best player in the world, so... 2136 01:30:30,280 --> 01:30:32,820 No, I can't believe you taking the blame and going to jail, bro. 2137 01:30:33,020 --> 01:30:34,220 Come on, man. 2138 01:30:34,410 --> 01:30:35,290 Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. 2139 01:30:38,080 --> 01:30:40,950 I guess I kind of resented you for trying to dip on me or whatever. 2140 01:30:42,130 --> 01:30:44,610 But... I'm realer than that. 2141 01:30:45,960 --> 01:30:47,710 We get you out of there, man. 2142 01:30:47,910 --> 01:30:50,400 Can't have Destiny's godfather behind bars for long. 2143 01:30:51,530 --> 01:30:52,890 This shit crazy, man. 2144 01:30:53,090 --> 01:30:54,280 You all over Instagram. You gone viral. 2145 01:30:54,480 --> 01:30:55,580 Man, it's on Diddy's page. 2146 01:30:55,780 --> 01:30:57,190 You even trending on Christian Mingle. 2147 01:30:57,390 --> 01:30:58,500 I don't know how that shit happened. 2148 01:30:58,700 --> 01:31:00,450 When you gonna throw the next one? 2149 01:31:01,840 --> 01:31:02,890 [engine starts] 2150 01:31:05,110 --> 01:31:07,680 Just make sure you get my goddaughter into school, all right? 2151 01:31:07,880 --> 01:31:08,850 [laughs] 2152 01:31:09,760 --> 01:31:11,510 Exclusive merch! 2153 01:31:11,710 --> 01:31:14,430 Two for five! Say your pride! 2154 01:31:14,630 --> 01:31:15,690 Okay, two for ten. 2155 01:31:15,890 --> 01:31:16,910 Come and spend! 2156 01:31:17,110 --> 01:31:18,690 You all "drunk" drunk. 2157 01:31:18,890 --> 01:31:20,780 [sighs] 2158 01:31:20,980 --> 01:31:24,960 [Venus] I mean, it was probably the stupidest idea you've ever had. 2159 01:31:25,160 --> 01:31:28,180 But I'd be lying if I said it wasn't fun. 2160 01:31:28,380 --> 01:31:29,840 [both laugh] 2161 01:31:30,040 --> 01:31:32,450 Yeah. Well, thank you for having my back, though. 2162 01:31:32,650 --> 01:31:34,140 - I got you. - Yeah? 2163 01:31:37,010 --> 01:31:38,010 Oh, my God. 2164 01:31:38,840 --> 01:31:40,320 It's so cute. 2165 01:31:41,800 --> 01:31:42,880 What the fuck is this? 2166 01:31:44,540 --> 01:31:45,360 [Venus gasps] 2167 01:31:47,020 --> 01:31:48,190 [both chuckle] 2168 01:31:49,720 --> 01:31:50,760 Oh, my God. 2169 01:31:52,850 --> 01:31:54,290 I needed this, man. 2170 01:32:32,590 --> 01:32:33,590 Wow. 2171 01:32:36,370 --> 01:32:38,070 [piano music playing] 2172 01:32:52,910 --> 01:32:54,430 [Kevin's vocalization starts] 2173 01:32:57,830 --> 01:33:02,710 [Kevin] After Off the Grid 2, life changed for a whole lot of people. 2174 01:33:02,910 --> 01:33:06,800 Damon was sentenced to a year, but after LeBron read Cudi's poem, 2175 01:33:07,000 --> 01:33:09,150 he reached a plane above enlightenment, 2176 01:33:09,350 --> 01:33:12,070 and convinced the judge to release him early. 2177 01:33:12,270 --> 01:33:14,370 Mya was there to pick him up when he got out. 2178 01:33:15,450 --> 01:33:16,670 Don't know how he pulled that. 2179 01:33:18,070 --> 01:33:19,160 Angel... 2180 01:33:19,360 --> 01:33:20,290 [chuckles] 2181 01:33:23,240 --> 01:33:25,560 [Kevin] Those janky-ass promoters got arrested 2182 01:33:25,760 --> 01:33:28,520 for trying to sell LeBron's ring on OfferUp. 2183 01:33:28,720 --> 01:33:31,610 Hope somebody beat they ass. 2184 01:33:31,810 --> 01:33:36,050 Mika moved in with Peter, and his koala started liking her more than him. 2185 01:33:36,250 --> 01:33:38,750 She's thinking about bringing Marley back to Houston. 2186 01:33:38,950 --> 01:33:40,580 I guess the joke's on him now. 2187 01:33:40,780 --> 01:33:42,270 [chuckles] 2188 01:33:42,470 --> 01:33:44,580 Venus and I took the leap and moved in together. 2189 01:33:44,780 --> 01:33:48,890 And after the party, she decided to focus on dancing full-time. 2190 01:33:49,090 --> 01:33:51,460 And Vic finally made it back to our timeline 2191 01:33:51,660 --> 01:33:53,710 and vowed to stick to Hennessy from now on. 2192 01:33:56,190 --> 01:33:59,590 As far as the money we made, we ended up giving it all back 2193 01:33:59,790 --> 01:34:01,770 to LeBron for fucking up his house. 2194 01:34:01,970 --> 01:34:04,770 That nigga's so rich he just donated it to charity. 2195 01:34:04,970 --> 01:34:07,040 - You did this? - Yeah, yeah. 2196 01:34:07,240 --> 01:34:09,080 [Kevin] Thanks to Damon, though, I ended up selling one of my beats 2197 01:34:09,280 --> 01:34:10,870 to Big Sean and Hit-Boy. 2198 01:34:11,070 --> 01:34:12,780 That made me enough money to send Destiny 2199 01:34:12,980 --> 01:34:15,080 to preschool, high school and college. 2200 01:34:17,080 --> 01:34:18,830 I guess Venus was right. 2201 01:34:19,030 --> 01:34:20,080 Dreams are worth chasing. 2202 01:34:23,260 --> 01:34:25,320 And as far as our new friend... 2203 01:34:25,520 --> 01:34:27,050 [chanting] 2204 01:34:28,570 --> 01:34:29,760 [gasps] 2205 01:34:29,950 --> 01:34:30,960 [coughs] 2206 01:34:35,840 --> 01:34:39,020 Yeah. I'm back, baby. 2207 01:34:40,230 --> 01:34:42,060 [upbeat rap music playing] 2208 01:34:50,460 --> 01:34:52,780 Looks like we about to throw a house... 2209 01:34:52,980 --> 01:34:53,730 [man] Excuse me? 2210 01:34:54,950 --> 01:34:56,090 [whispers] ...party. 2211 01:34:56,290 --> 01:34:57,780 What y'all think this is worth? 2212 01:34:57,980 --> 01:35:01,610 About 48,762 dollars and-- 2213 01:35:01,810 --> 01:35:03,960 You been watching Antiques Roadshow,huh? 2214 01:35:04,160 --> 01:35:05,260 [all laughing] 2215 01:35:06,430 --> 01:35:07,440 [farting] 2216 01:35:08,830 --> 01:35:10,190 Did you fart? 2217 01:35:10,390 --> 01:35:12,220 No, that was-- that was-- Yeah, that was me. 2218 01:35:13,350 --> 01:35:14,500 [director] Cut. 2219 01:35:14,690 --> 01:35:15,840 [laughs hysterically] 2220 01:35:16,040 --> 01:35:17,370 We've been locked in the house all year. 2221 01:35:17,570 --> 01:35:19,070 We're trying to get naked on a beach. 2222 01:35:19,260 --> 01:35:20,410 Smoke weed. 2223 01:35:20,610 --> 01:35:22,630 Talk to a parakeet. 2224 01:35:22,830 --> 01:35:25,900 Maybe have his kids land on my erect penis, I don't know. 2225 01:35:26,100 --> 01:35:27,600 They might think it's a tree or something. 2226 01:35:27,800 --> 01:35:29,080 Got kids in here, nigga. 2227 01:35:29,270 --> 01:35:31,080 I just wanted to chat him up and maybe get him 2228 01:35:31,280 --> 01:35:32,990 to sign something, if you know what I mean. 2229 01:35:33,190 --> 01:35:34,430 Hey, man, come on. 2230 01:35:34,630 --> 01:35:35,950 Oh, no, no guys. 2231 01:35:36,150 --> 01:35:37,950 It's a Laker jersey. 2232 01:35:38,150 --> 01:35:39,740 - Right. - That's my wire. 2233 01:35:39,940 --> 01:35:42,130 - Right, man. He the feds, yo! - I'm the feds! 2234 01:35:42,330 --> 01:35:44,610 I posted two black squares on my Instagram, by the way. 2235 01:35:44,810 --> 01:35:45,960 Just to let you know how BLM I am. 2236 01:35:46,160 --> 01:35:47,620 One for me, one for Marley. 2237 01:35:47,820 --> 01:35:49,660 Because we are... we're down. 2238 01:35:49,860 --> 01:35:51,790 I was gonna go to the protest. 2239 01:35:51,990 --> 01:35:54,970 - But...? - I didn't go. 2240 01:35:55,170 --> 01:35:58,930 I came up with this fire-ass movie idea, okay? 2241 01:35:59,130 --> 01:36:01,590 It's Five Heartbeats meets Demolition Man. 2242 01:36:01,790 --> 01:36:03,200 Same director. 2243 01:36:03,400 --> 01:36:06,070 It's The Five Heartbeats meets Jurassic Park. 2244 01:36:06,270 --> 01:36:07,940 It's Rootsbackwards. 2245 01:36:08,140 --> 01:36:09,810 So, instead of Roots, it's called Trees. 2246 01:36:10,010 --> 01:36:12,600 My hosting shit really starting to take off, too. 2247 01:36:12,800 --> 01:36:14,080 I got all my famous-- 2248 01:36:14,280 --> 01:36:15,370 [coughing] 2249 01:36:16,590 --> 01:36:17,820 [chuckles] 2250 01:36:18,020 --> 01:36:19,390 Yeah, my hosting shit gonna go up, too. 2251 01:36:19,590 --> 01:36:20,650 I got all my-- 2252 01:36:20,850 --> 01:36:22,560 [coughs] 2253 01:36:22,760 --> 01:36:25,090 Sorry, the water keep going in my nose. One more time. 2254 01:36:25,290 --> 01:36:27,740 You would've been a phenomenal baseball player, by the way. 2255 01:36:27,940 --> 01:36:30,050 That headband makes you look 20 years younger. 2256 01:36:30,250 --> 01:36:32,310 Someday, you'll be the governor of Ohio. 2257 01:36:32,510 --> 01:36:34,840 How many teams you think we can win championships with? 2258 01:36:35,040 --> 01:36:37,970 Drake finally asked for that feature, didn't he? 2259 01:36:38,170 --> 01:36:40,410 It's Taco Tuesday! 2260 01:36:40,610 --> 01:36:42,010 You handsome devil, you. 2261 01:36:43,880 --> 01:36:44,710 I don't? 2262 01:36:45,230 --> 01:36:46,190 I don't? 2263 01:36:46,490 --> 01:36:47,760 You got your balls on camera for no reason. 2264 01:36:47,960 --> 01:36:50,030 Balls on camera. Shit. 2265 01:36:50,230 --> 01:36:51,850 I'm gonna cram this straw up your butt 2266 01:36:52,050 --> 01:36:54,900 and slurp your brains through your asshole! 2267 01:36:55,100 --> 01:36:58,080 I'm gonna braid your hair then I'm gonna scalp you, put it on my head 2268 01:36:58,280 --> 01:37:00,780 and I'm gonna play Shemar Moore in that Tyler Perry movie! 2269 01:37:00,980 --> 01:37:03,210 I'm gonna grab your earlobes, flip 'em inside your scalp, 2270 01:37:03,410 --> 01:37:06,000 then put my hand up your ass, grab your earlobes, 2271 01:37:06,200 --> 01:37:08,390 pull it out your ass till you're inside out, nigga. 2272 01:37:08,590 --> 01:37:10,180 Looney Tunes! 2273 01:37:10,380 --> 01:37:12,660 [laughing] 2274 01:37:12,860 --> 01:37:15,360 Damn. Get your marasupal-ass away from me, man. 2275 01:37:15,550 --> 01:37:17,220 Marasup-- What is it, "marasupial?" 2276 01:37:18,260 --> 01:37:19,790 Yeah. Get your marasup-- 2277 01:37:19,990 --> 01:37:22,280 Wait. I can't even pronounce that word. Say it again? 2278 01:37:22,470 --> 01:37:24,580 - [man] Marsupial. - Marsupial, all right. 2279 01:37:24,780 --> 01:37:25,930 Yeah, say the word again? 2280 01:37:26,130 --> 01:37:29,330 - [man] Marsupial. - All right, marsupial. 2281 01:37:29,530 --> 01:37:33,060 The fuck is up with this mara-supial-- marsupial motherfucker, man? 2282 01:37:35,060 --> 01:37:36,410 Fuck. 2283 01:37:37,590 --> 01:37:39,900 [laughing] 2284 01:37:40,100 --> 01:37:43,730 Your letter was just so touching and poetic. 2285 01:37:43,930 --> 01:37:45,720 I had to meet the person who wrote it. 2286 01:37:47,600 --> 01:37:50,000 Cut, I'm blushin' too much. Shit. 2287 01:37:50,200 --> 01:37:51,780 Oh, please. 2288 01:37:51,980 --> 01:37:54,300 Hey, why is this nigga playin' beats at a party? 2289 01:37:58,390 --> 01:38:00,040 - [man] You say-- - I forgot what I-- 2290 01:38:01,570 --> 01:38:04,450 Is my dawgs in this motherfucker? 2291 01:38:04,650 --> 01:38:06,410 Hell, yeah! 2292 01:38:06,610 --> 01:38:07,800 Everybody trying to add a little bit 2293 01:38:08,000 --> 01:38:10,840 of bass in they voice, ain't they? Yeah! 2294 01:38:11,580 --> 01:38:13,850 Hell, yeah! 2295 01:38:14,050 --> 01:38:15,590 Y'all niggas don't sound like that! 2296 01:38:15,790 --> 01:38:16,850 We got a big problem. 2297 01:38:17,050 --> 01:38:18,510 What now, bro? 2298 01:38:18,700 --> 01:38:19,930 Cosby's outside. 2299 01:38:21,410 --> 01:38:22,850 [all laughing] 2300 01:38:27,850 --> 01:38:30,550 You a mess. You a mess. 2301 01:38:32,080 --> 01:38:33,470 Yo, shoot for ball. 2302 01:38:36,080 --> 01:38:37,000 Fuck. Yeah! 2303 01:38:37,200 --> 01:38:38,610 Run that shit back. 2304 01:38:38,810 --> 01:38:39,820 [giggles] 2305 01:38:46,790 --> 01:38:49,480 Motherfucking go in the fucking net, man. 2306 01:38:53,750 --> 01:38:54,880 It's regular, man. 2307 01:38:57,540 --> 01:39:01,710 [man] That's a wrap on LeBron James. 2308 01:39:04,460 --> 01:39:07,950 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah I do this for my people ♪ 2309 01:39:08,150 --> 01:39:10,210 ♪ Our generation turn Because of heroes ♪ 2310 01:39:10,410 --> 01:39:13,080 ♪ Was in love or maybe It is what we smoke ♪ 2311 01:39:13,280 --> 01:39:16,740 ♪ I know everybody Can't be rich but who The fuck want to be broke ♪ 2312 01:39:16,940 --> 01:39:18,830 ♪ So, we do shit that As illegal ♪ 2313 01:39:19,030 --> 01:39:21,440 ♪ Yeah just simple Suit up a freako ♪ 2314 01:39:21,640 --> 01:39:24,920 ♪ When nipple pierces And tattoo got to go roam When we speed up ♪ 2315 01:39:25,120 --> 01:39:27,790 ♪ It's hard to change When you stuck in your ways ♪ 2316 01:39:27,990 --> 01:39:30,010 ♪ But I do this For my people ♪ 2317 01:39:30,210 --> 01:39:32,230 ♪ Just forced to make A door out the people ♪ 2318 01:39:32,430 --> 01:39:35,930 ♪ Make barely enough of money To keep the heat on ♪ 2319 01:39:36,130 --> 01:39:37,710 ♪ I know, it's hard To keep from crying ♪ 2320 01:39:37,910 --> 01:39:39,760 ♪ I know, I know it's hard But be strong ♪ 2321 01:39:39,960 --> 01:39:42,890 ♪ I don't really know If I'm supposed to be here ♪ 2322 01:39:43,090 --> 01:39:44,460 ♪ That's why we're here 2323 01:39:44,660 --> 01:39:47,070 ♪ And free beer So, let's be clear ♪ 2324 01:39:47,270 --> 01:39:50,080 ♪ I'm just having a really Really, really good time ♪ 2325 01:39:50,270 --> 01:39:51,950 ♪ I do this for the people 2326 01:39:52,150 --> 01:39:54,780 ♪ Yeah, 'cause I was trying To make a difference ♪ 2327 01:39:54,970 --> 01:39:56,170 ♪ A-ha a-ha 2328 01:39:56,370 --> 01:39:58,000 ♪ Don't get it twisted No! ♪ 2329 01:39:58,200 --> 01:40:00,090 ♪ 'Cause I'd still do this For the bitches ♪ 2330 01:40:00,280 --> 01:40:04,210 ♪ Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 160298