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吃飯啦
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怎麼找這種鬼
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地方滿地都是泥,真是
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賭不賭？
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賭就賭
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押什麼？
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三,四角
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來吧
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你看那個新來的
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哪一個呀？
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就是那個十四號
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聽說他喜歡他媽那一套
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他算是母的還是公的
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看那副德性,十足是個屁精
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那我沒得幹得啦,我也是做慣母的
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那不是白板對死嗎？
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看著
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又是,他媽的太巧啦
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昨天兩餐全輸給你了,今天又輸了
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倒霉
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開工啦
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幫幫忙,給我來一口
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快點…來了…
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怎麼回事？
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為兩餐乜都肯制前世
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撞正輸曬心醫滯無謂
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求望發達一味靠搵丁
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鬼馬雙星
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綽頭勁
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亂搏慒撈偏門確唔曳
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做實監躉經已系成例
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求望發達一味靠搵丁
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鬼馬雙星
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眼擎擎
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人生如賭博
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贏輸都無時定
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贏咗得餐笑
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輸光唔駛興
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做老千梗好搵過皇帝
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扮蟹瀨野真正系滑稽
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求望發達一味靠搵丁
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鬼馬雙星
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怕現形
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求望發達一味靠搵丁
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鬼馬雙星
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眼擎擎
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人生如賭博
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贏輸都無時定
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贏咗得餐笑
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輸光唔駛興
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做老千梗好搵過皇帝
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扮蟹瀨野真正系滑稽
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求望發達一味靠搵丁
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鬼馬雙星
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鬼馬雙星
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鬼馬雙星
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真有型呀
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二十一號
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就是
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閒家八點,莊家九點,莊家贏
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過九,九點…
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又是二十一點
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連扔五把都是七點
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你們要發財,快點買呀,快點買七
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真的又是七點
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真的走運了,財神擋也擋不住
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我的籌碼呢？
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笨蛋,你沒下注呀
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哎喲,真是
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買不買保險？
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一張人頭都沒見過,當然買啦
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你下得比我多,你說買不買保險？
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昨天晚上我那死鬼給我托夢
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他說我今天准贏錢,還買什麼保險
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要贏得多贏點,不買了
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不買
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買不買呀？
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不買
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真是二十一點
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二十一點
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還好我買了保險
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你那丈夫做鬼都害人
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托夢…我早就說要買保險
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是呀,他真缺德
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活著的時候已經對我不好
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現在死了還要托夢來害我,真是
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我回家非要把他的神主牌燒掉不可
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怎麼不下注啦？
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沒錢啦
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沒錢了你就該走啦
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不要霸著毛坑不拉屎？
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我已經站在這兒等了四個鐘頭了
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老弟,不賭你就出去溜達溜達
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別老在這佔著位子
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這個位子我輸了三個月啦
現在輪到你了
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放你媽的屁,好的不靈,壞的靈
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開啦,雙三,五點小
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小子,你是不是想挨揍？
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我是輸昏了頭啦
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小薛
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幹什麼？
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替我看一會兒檯子,我又要去廁所了
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你今天為什麼老是要上廁所呢？
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一定是昨天晚上吃日本生魚吃多了
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滿肚子都是細菌
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那你為什麼不喝點白蘭地？
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真的？白蘭地能夠殺細菌？
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就是殺不了,也可以把它們灌醉呀
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胡說
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你這是算那門子？
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剛才你不是勁我出去溜溜嗎？
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我溜呀溜的就溜到這兒來啦
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這又叫天無絕人之路
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這真不敢當,謝啦啊
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不成敬意
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真倒霉,輸了三餐飯連煙都沒有了
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有人來啦
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這兒
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就這兒呀？
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不是這兒是哪兒？
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你以為是住大酒店可以隨便挑房間呀
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你爸爸有沒有錢
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沒有
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你是沒有爸爸還是你爸爸沒有錢
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沒錢
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沒錢你學人家坐牢
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你沒看見我的枕頭
我的鋪蓋全放在這兒
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我看是看見了
不過我怕在上面掉下來
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你可以不可以…
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唐太宗李世民第十八個兒子
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叫什麼名字？
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這個歷史上沒寫
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有,叫李休想
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你說,犯什麼案子給抓進來
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搶劫,強姦,是嗎？
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那你呢？
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00:16:27,351 --> 00:16:29,512
我是來這兒渡假的
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再說好漢不提當年勇,你別問啦
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那你幹嘛問我
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你可不是什麼好漢呀,說,快說
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為什麼給他們抓進來的？
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我偷了賭場的籌碼？
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偷了多少？
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來不及數了,大概總有四五萬吧
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下來,下來
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幹嘛,幹什麼？
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你請先下來,我們得好好聊聊
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來來來,大家自己人嘛
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你喜歡睡下面我就睡上面好了,抽煙
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不用客氣,先來一塊牛肉乾
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這牛肉乾比外面的珠寶還要值錢
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這塊牛肉乾放了多久了？
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沒多久
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上次我老婆跟妹妹來看我時候帶來的
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那有多久啦？
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去年
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你一次偷四萬,一天偷十次就四十萬
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十天就是四百萬
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當然你不是第一次就失手,是不是？
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那我們出去以後,他媽的…
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不是我偷的,我看見人家偷
想來個黑吃黑
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沒想不到給人家抓住了
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不是你偷的,膽小鬼敢在我面前抽煙
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上去,上去,豈有此理,神經病
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怎麼你也喜歡推牌九
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你也喜歡這玩意兒
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我不但會而且精通
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真的？
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明天星期五吃飯每人一塊帶魚
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我們就賭這塊帶魚,推一把怎麼樣
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帶魚一塊收到,謝謝
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不見得吧,來
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我來推
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請便
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雙人雙地,金銀滿地
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你剛才說的是塊什麼魚呀？
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贏家在這裡,天一對,至尊寶
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我剛才說的帶魚
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你搞什麼鬼,翻牌
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你替我翻好了
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你真不簡單,你以前幹過什麼？
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我以前是在汽水廠裡撿瓶子的
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整天對著一排一排的瓶子
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經過面前,看見破爛的就把它撿出來
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像這種工作,很難發財呀
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00:20:11,741 --> 00:20:13,299
你很想發財嗎？
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00:20:13,510 --> 00:20:16,308
當然啦,像我這樣勤力的人
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還常常開夜班工作,老早就應該發財了
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勤力就會發財嗎？
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00:20:22,385 --> 00:20:23,943
你不去看看鄉村的牛
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00:20:24,955 --> 00:20:27,287
發財的人都像木偶一樣的坐著
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什麼事都不用做的
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你還要坐多久？
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00:20:31,461 --> 00:20:32,894
六個月,你呢？
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扣了星期天和固假期七個月零四天
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大哥
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我坐牢這麼久,第一次有人來接我
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是嗎？大哥我知道你老早斷糧了
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所以給你帶了幾枝雪茄來
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拿去吧
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謝謝
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上哪兒呀？
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我還能到那兒去,天堂我又不想去
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00:21:54,411 --> 00:21:55,469
地獄又進不去
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進地獄幹什麼？
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牌九,番攤,麻將,女人,白蘭地
統統都在地獄
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00:22:03,753 --> 00:22:06,813
難道去天堂跟玉皇大帝講耶穌嗎？
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00:22:07,724 --> 00:22:11,854
大哥,我今天來找你
希望你能提拔提拔我
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00:22:13,096 --> 00:22:13,858
提拔什麼？
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你手法實在比我高明,我們哥倆合作
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找幾個冤大頭撈他一票
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積少成多就發財啦
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你有多少本錢？
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給我看著點
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本錢嘛我還可以去張羅張羅
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你不是說過已經借無可借了嗎？
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本來是的,我認識一個放高利貸的
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我是不敢向他借的,利息高手段辣
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不過咱們倆合作就不同了
借高利貸也化得來
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你說得對
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那咱們倆就決定合作了
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好,你先去安排,打電話給我
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我一到三兩下子,不就成了嗎？
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妙極,你的電話號碼是…？
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六三八四九
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六三八四九
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這個死鬼真豈有此理,你怎麼不罵他？
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這兩個人又高又大
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我們沒有被打劫,已經算走運了
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真對不起,車子擠來晚了
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我來介紹
這位是天鵝舞廳台柱佩佩小姐
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阿傑
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佩佩小姐
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這是卜寅,小舒,他是宋幾文,送錢的送
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阿傑,佩佩也想玩兩把,沒關係吧
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歡迎之至,請坐 坐…
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佩佩,你可要手下留情呀
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別讓我陰溝裡翻船
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正經點行嗎？別多手多腳的
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我還不是跟別人一樣
兩隻手沒多手呀
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討厭
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開啦,開啦
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九點頭,後面對鵝,莊家通吃
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這牌邪門透頂了
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寶貝,你真行
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對不起,我還有一個朋友沒到
我打電話去催他
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喂 你是大哥？
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是呀
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你還不趕來,我已經輸了一半了
你快來翻本
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我真是到了八輩子的霉
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剛才吃了一點生冷的東西
弄得我上吐下瀉
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五分鐘跑一趟廁所,簡直是要我的命
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你趕快來吧
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不行不行,你聽我現在還在啦呀
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聽見沒有
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連抽水馬桶的水都干了
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你再多玩兩把
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地一對,至尊寶,大家不必配了
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通吃,真是不好意思
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對不起,你們慢慢玩,我輸光了
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你真沒出息,身上只帶這點錢
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輸也要輸得過癮呀
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六點
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老兄,我剛從鄉下出來
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地方不熟,迷失了路
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你能不能幫幫忙,給點錢我坐車呀
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你迷了路,你今年幾歲啦？
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四十多了
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四十多歲了還會迷路？
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法律上有沒有說四十多歲的人
不能迷失路的？
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那倒沒有,那你知道我今年幾歲了？
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你幾歲了？
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我剛剛滿月
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別胡說八道
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我要不是剛剛滿月
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我怎會相信你這些鬼話
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老兄,別說那麼多了,幫幫忙給點車錢吧
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你也命苦,碰到了我,我比你更倒霉
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我輸得只剩下一塊錢了
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早知道你也這麼窮,我就不跟你要
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瞧你的德性
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我看你這小子以後還得倒霉
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還會比現在更倒霉嗎？
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原來是你,我還以為是老鼠咬我呢
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你呀連作夢也沒有一句真話
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我買了一點滷味,還有一瓶白蘭地
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你肚子餓不餓？
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你買回來的東西,不餓也得吃呀
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今天我頭痛得很厲害
剛吃了兩片散利痛
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什麼散利痛？
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你擱在床頭的那一盒
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笑什麼？
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那個裝散利痛的盒子我用來裝避孕丸
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怎麼樣？今天那冤大頭肥不肥？
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馬馬虎虎,贏了七千多
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跟我一塊坐牢的傻瓜,他輸了多少？
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他可慘了,輸了五千多
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才五仟多？
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佩佩,你不是說贏了七千多嗎？
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還有六千塊呢？
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文哥,實在是不好意思
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你別我的氣呀
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我最近手頭緊,借了幾萬塊錢高利貸
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利上加利,背得我實在喘不過氣來
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剛才我在門口讓他們給截住了
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我實在沒辦法
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結果讓他們拿去六仟塊錢的利息
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利息都要六千塊？
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是呀,我看我這一輩子是沒辦法還清啦
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如果不還,他們會打死我的
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他們是哪一路的？
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是王老大的手下
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王老大？
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記得有空要來呀
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得啦,不過這早餐太貴了
一客火腿蛋要六千塊
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就這一次嘛,下次不敢了
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算了,算了
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拜拜…
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63849,我查了一個晚上了
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華美村三十四號
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我現在比你還要慘,幾千塊錢輸掉了
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連火退蛋也沒得吃呀
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你打死我也沒有用,現在還剩一千塊
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我告訴你,我本來是兔子不吃窩邊草
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不過是你自己送上門來的
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老兄,我借的是高利貸呀
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你先聽我說呀老弟
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你呢不必太緊張,我們去賭一賭
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一千變兩千,兩千變四千,四千變八千
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那時候不但可以還債
還可以到舞廳去蓬拆拆
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發財請裡邊,請裡邊
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來,跟我來 請裡邊
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發財請裡邊
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現在到那裡去蓬拆拆？
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回去跟我老婆去跳,好不好
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哥哥,你回來呀
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三年已經滿了,不回來幹嘛
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你好像瘦了
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你嫂子呢？
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嫂子今天有事,一天早就上班去了
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上什什麼班？
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嫂子說你好久沒有拿錢回來了
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工廠人浮於事,她去做臨時演員去了
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今天早上拍早班戲
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來,來,阿傑,這是我妹妹
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她叫小妹
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傑哥
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她叫我傑哥,我叫她什麼好呢？
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叫小妹行了
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那可不行,鄧小姐
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來,坐…
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小妹,拖鞋呢？
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有一隻老鼠咬破了,另一隻嫂子就扔掉
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她說改天替你買雙新的
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去拿點東西給阿傑吃,他還沒吃早飯呢
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用不著麻煩了
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還有一盒餅乾,我拿來給你吃
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快去拿
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死鬼,你回來了？
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自己老公什麼時候出獄你都不知道
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那年那月你不是坐牢
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如果要我天天記著你什麼時候回來
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我飯都不用吃了
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你好久沒有拿錢回來了
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這是阿傑,這是我老婆
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大嫂
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吃餅乾 謝謝
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小妹,替我拿進去
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好
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現在輪到週三姑
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不過在我發問之前,請各位不要忘記
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這個節目的累積獎金
已經到了一萬塊啦
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現在請你注意
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清朝光緒他做了多久的皇帝
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三十五年
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不知道
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是三十五年
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第二條,吾善養吾浩然之氣
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是中國那一位名人所說的
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你說什麼,我從來就沒聽說過
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浩然之氣呀？
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孟子
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棄權
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棄權,這是孟子所說的
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跟著下一條是…請聽清楚
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做原子彈要用什麼鈾？
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鈾二三五
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花生油
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不對,答案是用鈾二三五
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我從來沒聽說過用什么二三五鈾
來做什麼蓮子蛋
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難道不用花生油
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好了,最一個問題了,獎金一萬塊
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請你留心聽著
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一,四,九,十六,二十五
下一個數目是多少
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三十六
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不知道
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是三十六
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各位觀眾
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這個節目下一次累積獎金
是一萬塊兩千塊
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請各位踴躍參加,拜拜
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傑哥,這些題目你都答對了
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容易得很,這些題目
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我讀中學的時候都讀過了
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我還讀過工專呢
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既然你全都會答,獎金又有一萬多塊
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我們也去參加好不好？
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阿文,吃飯了,來呀,吃飯了
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你們倆在聊什麼？
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00:36:16,972 --> 00:36:19,338
我叫傑哥寫信去電視台參加比賽
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傑哥肚子裡有學問呢
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那種節目參加的人很多
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什麼時候才輪到你
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沒關係,寫信試試嘛
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吃飯吃飯,別囉囌
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來,吃飯吧
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對了,小妹,這是雞屁股你最喜歡吃的
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謝謝
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有什麼好吃,一股騷味
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其實雞屁股有松子香味
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傑哥,你也喜歡吃雞屁股
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來,我讓給你
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不好,你既然喜歡吃還是你吃吧
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不行,你是我們家的客人,應該讓你吃
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小妹,替我盛碗飯
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你是不是真喜歡吃雞屁股呀？
426
00:37:10,292 --> 00:37:12,624
你已經二十幾歲了,還沒有結婚
427
00:37:12,828 --> 00:37:16,594
我妹妹長得很不錯,不如我們做個親戚
428
00:37:17,433 --> 00:37:20,766
大哥,我都窮途末路了
429
00:37:21,270 --> 00:37:22,737
那敢談這些
430
00:37:40,456 --> 00:37:45,189
曳搖共對輕舟飄
431
00:37:45,794 --> 00:37:50,959
互相誓約慶春曉
432
00:37:51,233 --> 00:37:56,227
兩心相邀影相照
433
00:37:56,472 --> 00:38:01,671
願化海歐輕唱悅情調
434
00:38:04,613 --> 00:38:09,550
艷陽下與妹相親
435
00:38:09,818 --> 00:38:14,881
望諧白首永不分
436
00:38:15,157 --> 00:38:20,185
美景醉人心相印
437
00:38:20,429 --> 00:38:25,696
綠柳花間相對訂緣份
438
00:38:25,968 --> 00:38:28,869
心兩牽
439
00:38:29,038 --> 00:38:34,066
萬里阻隔相思愛莫變
440
00:38:34,276 --> 00:38:39,236
離別凄酸今朝似未見
441
00:38:39,448 --> 00:38:44,511
明日對花憶卿面
442
00:38:46,722 --> 00:38:51,591
淚殘夢了燭影深
443
00:38:51,827 --> 00:38:56,787
月明獨照冷鴛枕
444
00:38:57,066 --> 00:39:02,003
醉擁孤衾悲不禁
445
00:39:02,271 --> 00:39:07,607
夜半飲泣空帳獨懷憾
446
00:39:08,510 --> 00:39:09,670
一會兒去吃西餐好嗎？
447
00:39:09,812 --> 00:39:12,747
吃西餐太貴的,不如去吃牛肉麵吧？
好吧
448
00:39:14,016 --> 00:39:16,211
嘀咕什麼呀,開牌吧
449
00:39:20,756 --> 00:39:22,621
皮蛋一對,看牌吧
450
00:39:23,726 --> 00:39:25,284
我三條八
451
00:39:26,195 --> 00:39:28,720
對不起,富爾耗司
452
00:39:30,432 --> 00:39:33,128
這牌怎麼那麼旺,怎麼老是富爾耗司
453
00:39:33,335 --> 00:39:34,859
真的假的 當然真的啦
454
00:39:35,070 --> 00:39:37,061
我去換件衣服 好
455
00:39:39,041 --> 00:39:40,235
我也一塊兒換吧
456
00:39:44,747 --> 00:39:46,078
死鬼,快出去
457
00:39:49,918 --> 00:39:51,180
喝汽水
458
00:39:55,824 --> 00:39:58,850
這小子什麼運氣,整天都拿富爾耗司
459
00:40:00,529 --> 00:40:02,554
就是 你運氣不好怪誰呢
460
00:40:04,066 --> 00:40:07,695
怎麼搞的,發牌…
461
00:40:12,274 --> 00:40:13,502
催什麼
462
00:40:17,146 --> 00:40:19,410
朋友,我也來參加一份行不行呀？
463
00:40:19,648 --> 00:40:20,945
就怕你沒有錢
464
00:40:22,551 --> 00:40:23,711
夠不夠呀？
465
00:40:24,119 --> 00:40:26,053
坐吧…
466
00:40:30,759 --> 00:40:31,748
我來派牌好不好？
467
00:40:31,927 --> 00:40:33,622
行,最好連錢也派給我們
468
00:40:35,431 --> 00:40:36,864
每人先出十塊錢
469
00:41:14,136 --> 00:41:15,262
我出二十塊錢
470
00:41:19,441 --> 00:41:20,271
你換幾張牌？
471
00:41:20,409 --> 00:41:21,307
換三張
472
00:41:23,045 --> 00:41:23,909
你呢？
473
00:41:24,313 --> 00:41:25,337
兩張
474
00:41:26,915 --> 00:41:27,643
你呢？
475
00:41:27,749 --> 00:41:28,738
兩張
476
00:41:30,085 --> 00:41:31,643
我換四張
477
00:42:20,502 --> 00:42:24,529
這個…這是護身符,是我父親送我的
478
00:42:24,806 --> 00:42:27,536
我看你待一會兒就很需要它了
479
00:42:37,085 --> 00:42:38,313
兩百塊
480
00:42:38,787 --> 00:42:39,719
我不去了
481
00:42:42,591 --> 00:42:46,960
跟你兩百,再看你台上那些錢
482
00:42:47,095 --> 00:42:47,823
你呢？
483
00:42:49,364 --> 00:42:50,388
我不要了
484
00:42:55,837 --> 00:42:56,735
照跟
485
00:42:57,039 --> 00:42:58,370
開牌
486
00:42:58,740 --> 00:42:59,764
你先開吧
487
00:43:01,443 --> 00:43:03,274
三隻A,開牌吧
488
00:43:04,780 --> 00:43:11,151
開牌呀,快點
489
00:43:11,486 --> 00:43:15,422
還不開牌
490
00:43:24,766 --> 00:43:26,859
這副牌怎麼有六隻A
491
00:43:29,137 --> 00:43:34,074
何止有六隻A,連顏色也不同
492
00:43:35,310 --> 00:43:39,440
告訴,想贏錢得有那個本事知不知道
493
00:43:40,215 --> 00:43:42,445
那就要看看到底誰有本事
494
00:43:49,758 --> 00:43:52,522
小子,你想騙老子的錢？
495
00:43:54,396 --> 00:43:56,489
來吧,來呀
496
00:45:00,996 --> 00:45:02,793
傑哥,醫生怎麼說？
497
00:45:03,098 --> 00:45:05,566
他說只是一點輕傷,過兩天就好了
498
00:45:05,867 --> 00:45:06,993
可以走了吧
499
00:45:07,402 --> 00:45:08,494
還沒有拿藥
500
00:45:09,171 --> 00:45:10,160
你痛不痛呀
501
00:45:11,306 --> 00:45:14,833
你看那個人多慘呀,給人打破了頭
502
00:45:16,311 --> 00:45:17,608
他們這些小流氓
503
00:45:17,779 --> 00:45:20,771
整天跟人打架,打死也活該
504
00:45:21,917 --> 00:45:23,043
溫吉先生
505
00:45:25,053 --> 00:45:28,216
這是報告表,這瓶藥水每天吃三次
506
00:45:28,356 --> 00:45:29,414
明天再來打針
507
00:45:29,658 --> 00:45:30,352
多少錢呀？
508
00:45:30,559 --> 00:45:31,651
謝謝四十塊
509
00:45:37,132 --> 00:45:38,599
報告表上怎麼說？
510
00:45:40,769 --> 00:45:43,294
是螺旋菌破傷黏膜炎而已
511
00:45:43,472 --> 00:45:45,531
那是什麼病,我從來沒聽說過
512
00:45:45,707 --> 00:45:48,540
管他什麼病,反正明天照來打針就行了
513
00:45:48,810 --> 00:45:49,834
我們回去吧
514
00:45:50,245 --> 00:45:51,974
自己生什麼病都不知道,那怎麼行？
515
00:45:52,748 --> 00:45:55,216
護士小姐,螺旋菌破傷黏膜炎
516
00:45:55,450 --> 00:45:56,712
到底是什麼病？
517
00:45:58,353 --> 00:45:59,615
就是黏膜炎嘛
518
00:46:00,589 --> 00:46:01,988
就是花柳病呀
519
00:46:02,357 --> 00:46:06,657
花柳病…？
520
00:46:08,230 --> 00:46:10,892
你這個死鬼你膽子真不小
回去跟你算賬
521
00:46:11,199 --> 00:46:13,895
留點面子,什麼事回家說吧
522
00:46:15,170 --> 00:46:17,138
傑哥,我告訴你一個好消息
523
00:46:17,272 --> 00:46:17,795
什麼？
524
00:46:17,973 --> 00:46:19,838
電視台抽中我們參加有上沒落
525
00:46:19,975 --> 00:46:22,136
累積獎金已經超出一萬多了
526
00:46:22,310 --> 00:46:24,778
答中有一萬多,比搶銀行還容易嘛
527
00:46:24,980 --> 00:46:26,675
是累積下來的獎金嗎？
528
00:46:27,149 --> 00:46:28,081
什麼時候？
529
00:46:28,283 --> 00:46:29,307
今天晚上
530
00:46:29,518 --> 00:46:31,986
今天晚上,那怎麼可以呢？
531
00:46:32,154 --> 00:46:34,418
你看我的頭,怎麼可以見大場面
532
00:46:34,623 --> 00:46:35,555
還是你去吧
533
00:46:35,757 --> 00:46:37,816
你說什麼？要我去呀
534
00:46:38,260 --> 00:46:40,194
我平常看見生人連話都不會說出來
535
00:46:40,428 --> 00:46:41,622
怎麼可以上電視
536
00:46:41,830 --> 00:46:43,195
陪去還差不多
537
00:46:43,698 --> 00:46:45,290
那怎麼辦吶？
538
00:46:45,433 --> 00:46:48,425
我怎麼知道,我看只能坐失良機了？
539
00:46:52,541 --> 00:46:55,533
大哥,你是萬寶全書,對不對？
540
00:46:55,777 --> 00:46:57,244
這我可不敢當呀
541
00:47:13,461 --> 00:47:15,929
各位,有上沒落這個有獎節目
542
00:47:16,064 --> 00:47:18,294
我相信大家都非常的熟悉
543
00:47:18,433 --> 00:47:21,527
凡是答中一題就升一級
544
00:47:21,670 --> 00:47:24,332
答錯一題就下降一級
545
00:47:24,539 --> 00:47:27,201
水裡的鱷魚大家用不著害怕
546
00:47:27,442 --> 00:47:30,309
因為全部都拔了牙
547
00:47:30,912 --> 00:47:33,176
大不了它們親你一下
548
00:47:33,648 --> 00:47:35,980
絕對不會咬死人的
549
00:47:37,953 --> 00:47:40,581
各位,我們這個節目的累積獎金
550
00:47:40,789 --> 00:47:42,279
總共是一萬兩千塊
551
00:47:42,490 --> 00:47:44,958
十年之後,我們就舉行總決賽
552
00:47:45,093 --> 00:47:47,584
如果大家都能平安無事活到那個時候
553
00:47:47,796 --> 00:47:50,424
冠軍就可以得到一份很名貴的獎品
554
00:47:50,599 --> 00:47:52,931
現在我請我的助手向各位介紹獎品
555
00:47:59,641 --> 00:48:02,269
各位,我們的獎品都很名貴
556
00:48:02,444 --> 00:48:05,504
包括有發財村洋房別墅一座
557
00:48:05,714 --> 00:48:07,807
勞斯萊斯轎車一輛
558
00:48:07,983 --> 00:48:10,349
可以容納兩百個人的遊艇一艘
559
00:48:10,552 --> 00:48:13,612
還有七四七豪華客機一架
560
00:48:13,755 --> 00:48:17,885
而且由我親自陪同環遊世界三個月
561
00:48:21,129 --> 00:48:23,427
如果落選也用不著失望
562
00:48:23,598 --> 00:48:25,691
我們仍然有紀念品送給各位
563
00:48:25,867 --> 00:48:27,232
獎品包括有
564
00:48:27,402 --> 00:48:29,427
發財村洋樓一座裡面…
565
00:48:29,604 --> 00:48:33,040
最需要的掃把半打,餐刀一套
566
00:48:33,174 --> 00:48:35,642
還有小孩自行車一輛
567
00:48:35,810 --> 00:48:39,769
另外還有747巨型豪華噴射客機一架
568
00:48:39,981 --> 00:48:42,541
裡面合用的衛生紙一打
569
00:48:42,784 --> 00:48:46,083
還有我們這節目的另一位助理小姐
570
00:48:46,221 --> 00:48:49,418
陪同閣下環遊鄉下十年
571
00:49:05,206 --> 00:49:08,437
我勁你們還是要衛生紙
572
00:49:11,313 --> 00:49:13,372
這麼難看,十天也受不了
573
00:49:18,987 --> 00:49:22,184
各位,現在開始問答遊戲
574
00:49:22,390 --> 00:49:24,984
請問飲冰室主人是那一位？
575
00:49:27,862 --> 00:49:28,954
梁啟超
576
00:49:29,230 --> 00:49:30,891
快而準
577
00:49:38,907 --> 00:49:42,741
中國宜興那個地方
最有名的出產是什麼？
578
00:50:02,197 --> 00:50:03,323
茶壺
579
00:50:09,004 --> 00:50:09,971
夜壺
580
00:50:10,205 --> 00:50:15,370
是有個壺字,不過並不是夜壺
再試試看
581
00:50:22,717 --> 00:50:23,513
酒壺
582
00:50:23,718 --> 00:50:24,480
不是
583
00:50:28,223 --> 00:50:29,087
熱水壺
584
00:50:29,257 --> 00:50:29,882
不是
585
00:50:32,327 --> 00:50:33,021
芝麻糊
586
00:50:33,161 --> 00:50:34,025
不是
587
00:50:34,462 --> 00:50:35,019
漿糊
588
00:50:35,196 --> 00:50:35,992
不是
589
00:50:36,631 --> 00:50:37,859
吃詐糊
590
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:41,160
你錯了,是茶壺
591
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:16,794
請問古代軒轅皇帝打仗
發明了一種什麼車？
592
00:51:16,971 --> 00:51:19,337
我現在給三個答案讓你們選擇
593
00:51:19,507 --> 00:51:24,444
一是坦克車,二是指南車,三是棺材車
594
00:51:26,347 --> 00:51:27,575
是棺材車
595
00:51:28,149 --> 00:51:31,641
對不起,是指南車
596
00:51:44,332 --> 00:51:47,665
打仗死那麼多人,怎麼會不用棺材車
597
00:51:48,236 --> 00:51:51,569
陽曆哪個月份有二十八天？
598
00:51:52,807 --> 00:51:53,637
二月
599
00:51:54,242 --> 00:51:56,733
對不起,你錯了
600
00:51:56,911 --> 00:51:59,937
每一個月都有二十八天
601
00:52:09,357 --> 00:52:12,690
每一個月都有二十八天
602
00:52:16,097 --> 00:52:17,792
那我答二月也對呀
603
00:52:18,166 --> 00:52:20,100
對不起,不許辯駁
604
00:52:20,235 --> 00:52:21,896
到百貨公司去買東西
605
00:52:22,070 --> 00:52:23,594
可以說顧客永遠是對的
606
00:52:23,771 --> 00:52:25,363
可是在電視台
607
00:52:25,740 --> 00:52:30,006
就是節目主持人
手上所拿的答案永遠是對的
608
00:52:36,684 --> 00:52:39,517
請問聾子上戲館是什麼意思？
609
00:52:41,389 --> 00:52:44,324
再說一遍好不好？聽不見呀
610
00:52:44,826 --> 00:52:48,819
聽不見,這回你是快而準
611
00:53:09,317 --> 00:53:12,514
請問什麼地方是東方蒙地卡羅？
612
00:53:14,189 --> 00:53:15,053
澳門
613
00:53:15,790 --> 00:53:16,722
對了
614
00:53:40,848 --> 00:53:44,648
打麻將你手上有三個一萬,三個二萬
615
00:53:44,819 --> 00:53:47,686
三個三萬,三個四萬,一個五萬
616
00:53:47,822 --> 00:53:50,188
請問你聽幾張牌？
617
00:53:51,492 --> 00:53:54,950
聽五張,二,三,四,五,六萬
快而準
618
00:54:15,416 --> 00:54:17,884
幹什麼？鏡頭對著我們呢
619
00:54:18,586 --> 00:54:22,044
我知道,我想通知家裡的人
我不回去吃飯了
620
00:54:35,670 --> 00:54:37,297
水這麼冷,這怎麼洗嘛？
621
00:54:37,905 --> 00:54:41,204
蒸汽浴完了都要到冷水裡來泡泡
622
00:54:41,576 --> 00:54:44,374
幫助血液循環,舒服極了
623
00:54:45,013 --> 00:54:45,741
我也試試看
624
00:54:49,384 --> 00:54:51,113
這水怎麼這麼燙呀？
625
00:54:51,319 --> 00:54:52,684
我忘了告訴你了
626
00:54:52,854 --> 00:54:54,913
這個池子是泡香港腳的
627
00:54:55,056 --> 00:54:57,388
放條牛進去都有牛肉湯喝
628
00:54:57,592 --> 00:55:03,929
算了吧,差不多燙死我
629
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:09,197
大哥,我問你一個題
630
00:55:09,337 --> 00:55:11,066
假使有個賭場不限注的話
631
00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:12,206
是不是穩發財呀？
632
00:55:12,340 --> 00:55:12,931
對呀
633
00:55:13,174 --> 00:55:13,936
我想到了
634
00:55:14,075 --> 00:55:16,373
我們這兒有一個賭場是不限注的
635
00:55:16,544 --> 00:55:18,136
真的嗎？是什麼地方？
636
00:55:18,579 --> 00:55:21,241
跑狗場呀,可不可以買一百塊？
637
00:55:21,416 --> 00:55:22,041
可以
638
00:55:22,216 --> 00:55:23,513
可不可以買一萬塊？
639
00:55:23,651 --> 00:55:24,345
可以
640
00:55:24,485 --> 00:55:25,713
可不可以買十萬塊？
641
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:26,818
也可以呀
642
00:55:26,954 --> 00:55:28,080
這不就是不限注嗎？
643
00:55:37,799 --> 00:55:39,767
加倍下注是行不通的
644
00:55:39,934 --> 00:55:42,994
你是想輸一百塊你就兩百塊
645
00:55:43,204 --> 00:55:44,136
那你有多少本錢呀？
646
00:55:44,305 --> 00:55:45,101
三百塊
647
00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:46,228
三百塊本錢是嗎？
648
00:55:46,407 --> 00:55:49,035
好了,如果你買兩百塊,那隻狗是熱門
649
00:55:49,243 --> 00:55:51,768
分一塊一,等於只贏二十塊錢
650
00:55:51,946 --> 00:55:54,039
二十塊錢再加上兩百,就是兩百二十塊
651
00:55:54,282 --> 00:55:56,409
連本都回不來,笨蛋
652
00:55:57,585 --> 00:55:58,882
你說得有道理
653
00:55:59,387 --> 00:56:03,050
你這只假鐲子哪兒弄來的
654
00:56:03,224 --> 00:56:05,283
三十塊錢都沒有人要的,帶著幹什麼？
655
00:56:05,693 --> 00:56:08,628
這個是我媽留給我的,是避邪的
656
00:56:08,796 --> 00:56:11,162
避邪,你又不是大法師
657
00:56:11,432 --> 00:56:13,332
那你這副破眼鏡又有什麼好看呀？
658
00:56:15,303 --> 00:56:17,066
你說我這是破眼鏡呀？
659
00:56:17,271 --> 00:56:22,004
我的眼鏡是我們家三代祖傳的寶物呀
660
00:56:22,477 --> 00:56:24,411
有了它就逢賭必贏
661
00:56:24,645 --> 00:56:27,409
雖然少條腿,可是我用銅線串起來
662
00:56:27,648 --> 00:56:29,411
不是一樣戴得很好
663
00:56:33,221 --> 00:56:35,416
你的眼睛怎麼一個大一個小的
664
00:56:37,859 --> 00:56:38,826
很難看嗎？
665
00:56:39,260 --> 00:56:41,194
不是難看,是不大好看
666
00:56:42,697 --> 00:56:44,324
你有沒看過相書呀？
667
00:56:44,632 --> 00:56:45,326
沒有
668
00:56:45,500 --> 00:56:47,127
書上寫得很清楚
669
00:56:47,301 --> 00:56:49,531
如果你是一邊大一邊小
670
00:56:49,771 --> 00:56:51,898
你準會發大財的
671
00:56:57,645 --> 00:56:59,135
在電視台贏了一萬多
672
00:56:59,313 --> 00:57:01,110
想幹點大買賣又不夠本錢
673
00:57:01,315 --> 00:57:02,475
不如這樣吧
674
00:57:02,650 --> 00:57:04,345
待會我們去賭兩手好不好？
675
00:57:04,519 --> 00:57:05,952
千萬別玩了
676
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:07,849
如果又像上一回那樣輸光了
677
00:57:08,089 --> 00:57:09,420
我小命就難保了
678
00:57:09,624 --> 00:57:10,750
為什麼？
679
00:57:11,492 --> 00:57:14,950
上回讓你騙了…讓你贏了那五千塊呀
680
00:57:15,129 --> 00:57:18,826
你明知高利貸到了期不還錢
他們准打死我
681
00:57:19,901 --> 00:57:22,131
小姐,你能不能輕一點
682
00:57:22,570 --> 00:57:25,198
你熬不住早該告訴我,還死要面子
683
00:57:26,974 --> 00:57:28,908
他是誰呀？哪一路人馬？
684
00:57:29,110 --> 00:57:30,202
他叫小迷糊
685
00:57:30,578 --> 00:57:35,379
小迷糊,是不是臉有個刀疤
眼睛小小的那個呀
686
00:57:35,550 --> 00:57:36,983
是的,你認識他呀？
687
00:57:37,885 --> 00:57:40,251
以前我們是在一道混的
688
00:57:40,421 --> 00:57:44,687
他好像是拉皮條的
怎麼會放起高利貸來了
689
00:58:00,641 --> 00:58:02,939
無精打采的,是不是又輸了？
690
00:58:08,082 --> 00:58:10,346
要是老輸的話,還有誰敢去賭呀
691
00:58:11,385 --> 00:58:12,750
又在想噱頭
692
00:58:15,122 --> 00:58:19,115
這一次讓我想到一個逢賭必贏的妙計
693
00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:20,520
這麼大的把握？
694
00:58:20,795 --> 00:58:23,491
當然了,你先聽我說
695
00:58:23,865 --> 00:58:27,460
每一場是六隻狗,一,二,三,四,五,六
696
00:58:27,602 --> 00:58:28,569
這誰不知道
697
00:58:28,903 --> 00:58:30,063
你先聽我說
698
00:58:30,271 --> 00:58:33,206
如果這一場的一號狗是大熱門
699
00:58:33,407 --> 00:58:35,398
就算熱到沒有辦法再熱了
700
00:58:35,576 --> 00:58:38,409
我們就跑到外圍檔那兒下重注
701
00:58:38,813 --> 00:58:39,745
既然這麼熱
702
00:58:39,881 --> 00:58:41,849
跑出來也分不了多少,有什麼用
703
00:58:42,049 --> 00:58:45,780
聽我說,假如投注四萬塊在一號身上
704
00:58:45,987 --> 00:58:46,885
當然是買外圍了
705
00:58:47,054 --> 00:58:49,545
然後我再跑到場內去買
706
00:58:49,757 --> 00:58:55,593
二,三,四,五,六,每一隻狗我下注一萬
707
00:58:56,230 --> 00:58:58,391
到狗場下大注的人並不太多
708
00:58:58,533 --> 00:59:00,433
獨贏總共才幾萬塊
709
00:59:00,601 --> 00:59:03,297
我現在二,三,四,五,六每只買一萬獨贏
710
00:59:03,538 --> 00:59:04,971
你說對派彩有沒有影響？
711
00:59:05,172 --> 00:59:06,161
那當然有了
712
00:59:06,741 --> 00:59:07,867
如果我這下樣注的話
713
00:59:08,075 --> 00:59:10,100
那一號的獨贏,能分多少錢？
714
00:59:10,745 --> 00:59:15,409
我看大概會分到六塊錢左右
715
00:59:15,650 --> 00:59:16,674
那麼另外那些狗
716
00:59:16,851 --> 00:59:20,582
大概只可分到一塊多錢不超過兩塊
717
00:59:20,988 --> 00:59:26,051
這就對了,就算一號狗分六塊錢的話
718
00:59:26,427 --> 00:59:30,488
跑了出來就可以贏到四六二十四萬
719
00:59:30,631 --> 00:59:34,624
再除掉四萬本錢就等二十萬
720
00:59:34,802 --> 00:59:37,168
再除掉二,三,四,五,六,每條一萬
721
00:59:37,338 --> 00:59:39,363
那麼還贏十五萬
722
00:59:39,674 --> 00:59:41,665
再說一號假如只派一元一
723
00:59:41,842 --> 00:59:45,334
就等於贏四萬四千塊
724
00:59:45,546 --> 00:59:50,142
再扣掉四萬塊本錢,一共是四千塊錢
725
00:59:50,785 --> 00:59:54,687
本來是贏四千的,現在變成贏十五萬了
726
00:59:57,058 --> 00:59:58,389
很有道理
727
01:00:02,964 --> 01:00:04,363
如果一號跑不出來呢？
728
01:00:04,532 --> 01:00:05,430
那也不會都輸光
729
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:07,131
因為二,三,四,五,六
730
01:00:07,401 --> 01:00:08,595
每條都買了一萬塊錢保險
731
01:00:08,769 --> 01:00:11,602
同時我們一定要看得準才敢動手嘛
732
01:00:12,940 --> 01:00:14,237
有道理
733
01:00:17,278 --> 01:00:18,370
好辦法
734
01:00:20,448 --> 01:00:21,574
你說行不行？
735
01:00:22,550 --> 01:00:24,916
我看還是不行
736
01:00:25,319 --> 01:00:26,343
為什麼不行？
737
01:00:28,289 --> 01:00:30,257
你讓能一號提高派彩
738
01:00:30,424 --> 01:00:32,949
那外圍公司也會打電話去補票
739
01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:34,627
買幾萬塊錢在一號身上
740
01:00:34,895 --> 01:00:36,419
彩注不是又壓低了
741
01:00:38,132 --> 01:00:41,932
那萬一外圍公司忘了打電話呢？
742
01:00:42,536 --> 01:00:45,300
那萬一銀行晚上忘了關大門
743
01:00:45,473 --> 01:00:47,168
你不是可以進去撿鈔票？
744
01:01:02,056 --> 01:01:05,184
你在家最好了,我這隻手是來拿錢的
745
01:01:05,660 --> 01:01:08,720
你要是不還錢,我這隻手要你的命
746
01:01:09,296 --> 01:01:12,129
老兄,你不用這麼兇,我還錢就是了
747
01:01:12,333 --> 01:01:13,994
小迷糊,是你呀
748
01:01:15,603 --> 01:01:17,230
大哥,是你呀
749
01:01:17,438 --> 01:01:18,769
阿傑真的欠你錢呀？
750
01:01:19,540 --> 01:01:22,475
原來是自己人,那就容易說話了
751
01:01:22,877 --> 01:01:23,969
你們是老交情
752
01:01:24,245 --> 01:01:26,873
當然,我是大哥一手帶出來的
753
01:01:27,048 --> 01:01:29,073
我還記得有一次做僊人跳露了底
754
01:01:29,250 --> 01:01:30,740
害得大哥坐了幾年牢
755
01:01:31,085 --> 01:01:33,383
過去的事別說了,來來來,坐坐
756
01:01:34,221 --> 01:01:35,654
怎麼樣,最近好嗎？
757
01:01:37,458 --> 01:01:38,789
還是干老本行？
758
01:01:39,093 --> 01:01:40,390
還兼收爛賬
759
01:01:41,362 --> 01:01:42,386
還過得去嗎？
760
01:01:42,563 --> 01:01:45,088
還算過得去,不過辛苦一點
761
01:01:47,535 --> 01:01:50,470
小心點,這個櫃子老是撞你的頭呀
762
01:01:50,638 --> 01:01:53,163
不要緊,我的頭給老闆打慣了
763
01:01:53,307 --> 01:01:54,774
打得我迷迷糊糊的
764
01:01:54,909 --> 01:01:57,036
現在我的腦筋越來越差了
765
01:01:57,978 --> 01:01:59,240
你們老闆這麼兇呀？
766
01:01:59,413 --> 01:02:03,543
是呀,他一火起來
就拿煙槍亂敲一通
767
01:02:04,118 --> 01:02:07,053
不怕你們見笑,每隔兩個禮拜
768
01:02:07,254 --> 01:02:09,279
我都要看一次傷科醫生
769
01:02:11,692 --> 01:02:13,785
既然合不來,你另外再找一個老闆嘛
770
01:02:14,295 --> 01:02:15,523
你不明白的
771
01:02:17,565 --> 01:02:20,557
這兒附近一帶全部都是他的地盤
772
01:02:20,735 --> 01:02:22,794
勢力大而且又有錢
773
01:02:23,003 --> 01:02:25,301
不跟他還能夠跟誰呢？
774
01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:28,832
這麼厲害？哪個字號？
775
01:02:29,510 --> 01:02:33,105
最近他剛從南洋回來,他叫王老大
776
01:02:34,081 --> 01:02:35,878
王老大？
777
01:03:00,741 --> 01:03:03,471
老闆,這個禮拜的狗賬都收齊了
778
01:03:03,644 --> 01:03:06,636
一共是二十一萬四千塊
779
01:03:06,914 --> 01:03:08,939
為什麼這個禮拜這麼少？
780
01:03:09,250 --> 01:03:11,343
有個小子中了一條連贏位
781
01:03:11,886 --> 01:03:13,478
給他贏了好幾萬去
782
01:03:14,155 --> 01:03:15,486
為什麼不補票？
783
01:03:15,790 --> 01:03:17,815
我以為條連贏位一定完蛋
784
01:03:17,992 --> 01:03:18,981
所以沒有補票
785
01:03:20,194 --> 01:03:24,563
完蛋？你今天洗過頭沒有？
786
01:03:26,167 --> 01:03:28,192
有,洗過了,洗過了
787
01:03:32,239 --> 01:03:34,264
再有下次你就完蛋
788
01:03:37,011 --> 01:03:40,879
怎麼就那麼巧
人要交運起來山都擋不住
789
01:03:41,048 --> 01:03:42,948
糊里糊塗的又贏了
790
01:03:43,450 --> 01:03:44,712
一個人運氣來的時候
791
01:03:44,885 --> 01:03:47,251
天上都會掉錢下來給你
792
01:03:47,354 --> 01:03:49,481
兄弟呀,想贏錢就跟著下吧,大
793
01:03:49,757 --> 01:03:51,122
我們跟著他下
794
01:03:51,425 --> 01:03:52,983
別不信邪呀
795
01:04:02,203 --> 01:04:05,036
老闆,咱們的大小檯子一連開十次大
796
01:04:05,239 --> 01:04:06,638
有個傢伙贏了好幾萬
797
01:04:13,380 --> 01:04:21,082
買定離手,開,雙四五,十三點,大
798
01:04:22,189 --> 01:04:25,488
真的假的,真是賭神菩薩保佑
799
01:04:25,659 --> 01:04:27,684
想輸一次都不行呀
800
01:04:28,329 --> 01:04:29,353
又是大
801
01:04:31,332 --> 01:04:37,896
唐山有個大兄,他逢賭必輸得像發瘋
802
01:04:38,305 --> 01:04:41,240
老兄呀,是不是輸瘋了？
803
01:04:41,642 --> 01:04:43,610
你踩了我的腳呀
804
01:04:44,645 --> 01:04:47,944
跟著我下,跟著我下,說不定贏到天亮
805
01:04:48,115 --> 01:04:50,276
下,下,跟著我下
806
01:04:52,653 --> 01:04:55,121
輸光了,你跟我去賭番攤吧
807
01:04:59,827 --> 01:05:02,660
買啦,買啦,買定離手
808
01:05:09,136 --> 01:05:10,865
又是大,你就幫幫忙開一次小嘛
809
01:05:11,171 --> 01:05:12,502
我都贏得不好意思
810
01:05:12,673 --> 01:05:15,642
把這張桌子收了,叫他們換張桌子賭
811
01:05:21,515 --> 01:05:24,040
各位各位,對不起
這張桌子暫時收一收
812
01:05:24,218 --> 01:05:25,515
請到別的檯子去玩吧
813
01:05:25,786 --> 01:05:27,014
來…請…
814
01:05:27,888 --> 01:05:29,719
為什麼？…什麼意思呀？
815
01:05:30,257 --> 01:05:31,952
為什麼？…什麼意思呀？
816
01:05:32,126 --> 01:05:33,991
我喜歡在這裡賭,快開啦
817
01:05:34,395 --> 01:05:36,829
老子有錢為什麼不開？
818
01:05:36,931 --> 01:05:38,330
這個小子太囂張了
819
01:05:38,499 --> 01:05:40,831
把他請進房子教訓教訓他
820
01:05:52,880 --> 01:05:55,849
幹什麼？叫你們打仗呀？
821
01:05:56,283 --> 01:05:58,217
贏了錢就要人家的命
822
01:05:58,385 --> 01:06:01,821
以後誰敢到這兒來賭錢,飯桶
823
01:06:07,761 --> 01:06:08,989
慢慢來
824
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:15,230
輸了錢就收檯子,你們講不講理呀
825
01:06:15,402 --> 01:06:16,733
老弟,你媽叫你回去
826
01:06:16,904 --> 01:06:17,700
你是什麼人？
827
01:06:17,905 --> 01:06:19,873
你媽叫你早點回家去就早點回去好了
828
01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:21,007
你一定找錯人了
829
01:06:21,175 --> 01:06:22,642
我媽早就去了陰曹地府了
830
01:06:22,843 --> 01:06:24,037
你準是賭錢賭瘋了
831
01:06:24,211 --> 01:06:25,940
你媽叫你回去幫忙做生意,走吧
832
01:06:26,213 --> 01:06:27,680
幹什麼？走就走嘛
833
01:06:27,982 --> 01:06:31,645
別拉著我,是不是想搶劫呀
834
01:06:42,863 --> 01:06:47,232
老大,今天那幾個小妞,賺了三千塊錢
835
01:06:47,434 --> 01:06:48,696
三千塊？
836
01:06:52,639 --> 01:06:56,268
小迷糊,你今天洗過頭沒有？
837
01:06:56,510 --> 01:06:58,842
洗過了,上個禮拜才洗過
838
01:07:01,648 --> 01:07:02,945
幹什麼,老闆？
839
01:07:03,350 --> 01:07:06,911
幹什麼？你自己想想清楚
840
01:07:09,690 --> 01:07:11,123
想到了沒有？
841
01:07:12,393 --> 01:07:13,519
我想不到
842
01:07:18,599 --> 01:07:19,896
你洗過手沒有？
843
01:07:20,334 --> 01:07:23,167
洗過了,今天早上就洗過了
844
01:07:25,005 --> 01:07:26,404
把手伸出來
845
01:07:32,546 --> 01:07:33,843
我想起來了
846
01:07:34,181 --> 01:07:35,273
怎麼樣？
847
01:07:35,783 --> 01:07:37,614
一共收了六千塊
848
01:07:37,718 --> 01:07:41,950
剛才經過番攤桌子輸了
849
01:07:44,558 --> 01:07:48,324
小迷糊,你自己未免也太笨
850
01:07:48,495 --> 01:07:50,486
這個連三歲小孩子都騙不了
851
01:07:50,731 --> 01:07:52,528
你居然敢來騙我
852
01:07:53,233 --> 01:07:56,896
我告訴你,下次再這樣我就拿你去填海
853
01:07:57,137 --> 01:07:57,762
拿來
854
01:07:57,905 --> 01:07:58,837
知道了
855
01:08:08,949 --> 01:08:15,445
唐山有個大兄,現在他變得不像人
856
01:08:22,863 --> 01:08:24,057
又贏了幾千塊
857
01:08:24,264 --> 01:08:25,663
又是三十元罰款
858
01:08:26,900 --> 01:08:28,959
停車表過時間了嘛
859
01:08:29,136 --> 01:08:32,572
這個停車表壞了
我怎麼樣放錢都放不進呢？
860
01:08:33,640 --> 01:08:35,699
你看是不是真的放不進去
861
01:08:36,110 --> 01:08:38,874
表壞了你可以打電話到交通部
862
01:08:39,079 --> 01:08:41,707
交通部的電話沒人接,我剛剛打過
863
01:08:42,182 --> 01:08:44,275
你不相信可以問問裡面林胖子
864
01:08:44,751 --> 01:08:47,845
你可以直接打去電話公司
他會給你接的
865
01:08:47,988 --> 01:08:50,422
我也打過了,可是鈴響了半天
866
01:08:50,624 --> 01:08:53,650
就是沒人來接
你不信可以問問裡面的林胖子
867
01:08:54,361 --> 01:08:55,953
這可對不起了
868
01:08:56,163 --> 01:08:58,324
我一向做事是公事公辦
869
01:08:58,499 --> 01:09:01,332
你不相信的話可以問裡邊那個林胖子
870
01:09:11,778 --> 01:09:12,608
來了多久？
871
01:09:13,080 --> 01:09:14,047
來了一會
872
01:09:27,327 --> 01:09:28,794
坐過去點
873
01:09:57,224 --> 01:09:59,021
剛走開就來了個色狼
874
01:10:04,631 --> 01:10:06,929
小迷糊,你的牛肉怎麼帶血色？
875
01:10:07,734 --> 01:10:13,070
這是家傳的秘方
牛肉帶半生幹事有精神
876
01:10:13,473 --> 01:10:16,033
他媽的,這種鬼話誰信？
877
01:10:16,176 --> 01:10:17,473
你不信可以試試看
878
01:10:17,945 --> 01:10:18,969
少廢話
879
01:10:20,113 --> 01:10:24,607
聽說那個王老大很喜歡跟人賭錢
是不是？
880
01:10:25,052 --> 01:10:28,419
是呀,不過他只喜歡打麻將,幹什麼？
881
01:10:31,925 --> 01:10:34,189
大哥,千萬別跟他玩
882
01:10:34,328 --> 01:10:35,260
為什麼？
883
01:10:35,662 --> 01:10:38,563
跟他打牌洗牌的時候
他就找機會耍花樣
884
01:10:38,765 --> 01:10:39,857
逢賭必贏呀
885
01:10:40,167 --> 01:10:41,259
他打幾張牌？
886
01:10:41,635 --> 01:10:43,330
我看見他打十四張
887
01:10:43,503 --> 01:10:46,495
不過有人見過他打十五張,我倒沒見過
888
01:10:48,008 --> 01:10:50,306
大哥,什麼叫打十五張呀？
889
01:10:50,477 --> 01:10:52,911
就是打牌的時候,一出手就是三張牌
890
01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:57,107
一摸又是三張牌,別人都看不見的
891
01:10:59,486 --> 01:11:02,819
小迷糊,能不能想辦法讓我跟他賭
892
01:11:03,857 --> 01:11:05,085
大哥,你…
893
01:11:05,225 --> 01:11:08,023
你也見過我打麻將的,是不是？
894
01:11:08,195 --> 01:11:10,857
反正他對你不好,整天拳打腳踢的
895
01:11:11,031 --> 01:11:13,727
我要贏了他的錢,決不少了你那一份
896
01:11:14,501 --> 01:11:16,093
我回去試試看
897
01:11:16,703 --> 01:11:19,467
我要趕著去收賬,先走一步
去吧
898
01:11:20,841 --> 01:11:22,502
要盡快安排好
899
01:11:25,212 --> 01:11:26,236
吃什麼？
900
01:11:26,413 --> 01:11:29,143
一瓶汽水,一個漢堡飽
我也一樣
901
01:11:31,985 --> 01:11:34,180
我的牛肉,要半生熟的
902
01:12:12,826 --> 01:12:17,024
碰,開杠
903
01:12:23,637 --> 01:12:28,131
本來是雞糊,杠上開花,自摸兩番
904
01:12:38,785 --> 01:12:41,447
謝謝
905
01:12:45,559 --> 01:12:47,584
不打西風的話,他會開杠嗎？
906
01:12:49,429 --> 01:12:52,091
有人買連贏位過三關,他已經過了兩關
907
01:12:52,232 --> 01:12:53,995
再出來他會贏六萬多塊
908
01:12:54,267 --> 01:12:55,393
要不要打電話補票？
909
01:13:07,948 --> 01:13:11,179
你懂得去買狗票,提高一號的彩金
910
01:13:11,318 --> 01:13:15,118
那外圍公司也會打電話去補票
減低一號的派彩
911
01:13:15,355 --> 01:13:17,585
萬一他們忘了打電話
912
01:13:48,922 --> 01:13:50,549
怎麼？又自摸了？
913
01:13:50,757 --> 01:13:51,655
不是不是
914
01:13:51,825 --> 01:13:53,224
不是自摸不要亂叫
915
01:13:53,393 --> 01:13:55,793
牌品這麼壞,打牌吧
916
01:13:56,129 --> 01:13:57,824
打牌,打牌
917
01:14:03,003 --> 01:14:04,994
等一等,你打什麼？打什麼？
918
01:14:05,172 --> 01:14:05,866
三餅
919
01:14:05,972 --> 01:14:06,939
我碰
920
01:14:07,307 --> 01:14:09,332
碰牌早點說啦
921
01:14:13,847 --> 01:14:14,643
一條呀
922
01:14:14,815 --> 01:14:18,615
慢著,十三,六辣
923
01:14:18,919 --> 01:14:25,984
對不起…雞糊自摸,比六辣還大
924
01:14:26,226 --> 01:14:27,056
他媽的
925
01:14:35,969 --> 01:14:38,301
把雪茄扔掉,這股味真難聞
926
01:14:42,175 --> 01:14:44,370
這兒有香煙,對不起你換一根吧
927
01:14:45,045 --> 01:14:46,512
實在難聞
928
01:14:51,618 --> 01:14:54,212
明天晚上哪一場的狗是大熱門
929
01:14:54,387 --> 01:14:55,945
第四場第一號神童
930
01:14:56,790 --> 01:14:59,122
就照你的辦法,你明天去狗場
931
01:14:59,292 --> 01:15:02,693
二,三,四,五,六
每一隻買一萬塊錢獨贏
932
01:15:15,175 --> 01:15:17,166
王老闆,今天你的氣不大好嘛
933
01:15:17,377 --> 01:15:18,605
這是最後的一副牌了
934
01:15:19,579 --> 01:15:21,012
最後一副了
935
01:15:21,147 --> 01:15:23,115
咱們倆另外下個注,怎麼樣
936
01:15:23,316 --> 01:15:24,248
你下多少？
937
01:15:29,523 --> 01:15:31,957
兩萬塊,誰糊誰拿
938
01:15:44,437 --> 01:15:46,701
好,我來做公證人
939
01:15:53,079 --> 01:15:54,239
過三蹬
940
01:15:58,518 --> 01:16:01,544
等一等,再過三蹬
941
01:16:15,235 --> 01:16:17,294
你等到最後一分鐘才能買票
942
01:16:17,470 --> 01:16:18,994
就算外圍公司發現了
943
01:16:19,172 --> 01:16:22,630
他們也沒有時候補票了
行了
944
01:16:43,663 --> 01:16:44,152
南風
945
01:16:44,264 --> 01:16:45,094
碰
946
01:16:54,174 --> 01:16:54,868
北風
947
01:16:55,108 --> 01:16:55,870
碰
948
01:17:00,447 --> 01:17:00,970
西風
949
01:17:01,114 --> 01:17:01,808
碰
950
01:17:04,618 --> 01:17:05,846
包東風呀
951
01:17:16,930 --> 01:17:17,760
三萬
952
01:17:39,219 --> 01:17:41,483
怎麼,不敢包呀？
953
01:17:43,857 --> 01:17:48,726
糊了算了,自摸四筒
954
01:17:52,832 --> 01:17:54,697
他的運氣真好
955
01:17:55,368 --> 01:17:56,335
真不容易
956
01:17:56,503 --> 01:17:58,471
分開來糊多好,別浪費嘛
957
01:17:58,738 --> 01:17:59,898
少贏了很多錢
958
01:18:00,106 --> 01:18:02,870
算你們運氣好,否則你們輸錢更多
959
01:18:08,081 --> 01:18:10,015
謝謝,改天再打
960
01:18:12,318 --> 01:18:16,186
老闆,你開的那家外圍公司
最多可以受多少？
961
01:18:16,356 --> 01:18:17,618
上萬我們都不怕
962
01:18:20,093 --> 01:18:22,493
你想買多少,買什麼？
963
01:18:23,530 --> 01:18:31,232
我想買一萬,兩萬,三萬,四萬獨贏
964
01:18:31,438 --> 01:18:33,804
明天第四場第一號狗神童
965
01:18:35,575 --> 01:18:36,769
能分多少？
966
01:18:36,910 --> 01:18:39,208
是大熱門,分一塊多點
967
01:18:40,513 --> 01:18:42,743
受了,開單
968
01:18:55,962 --> 01:18:57,987
謝謝,改天再玩
969
01:20:29,122 --> 01:20:30,384
借過…
970
01:20:30,723 --> 01:20:35,786
對不起…二號獨贏
971
01:20:56,950 --> 01:21:01,011
老兄,給我十塊錢讓我喝杯咖啡好不好
972
01:21:01,754 --> 01:21:04,450
給你十塊錢,胃口倒不小呀
973
01:21:04,858 --> 01:21:10,194
老兄,今天是我生日,我想早點休息
974
01:21:10,597 --> 01:21:13,623
你生日關我什麼事,走
975
01:21:21,374 --> 01:21:23,672
各位聽眾,第四場就要開跑了
976
01:21:23,776 --> 01:21:25,744
我們現在看看這一場派彩的情形
977
01:21:25,912 --> 01:21:27,470
一號神童本來是大熱門
978
01:21:27,614 --> 01:21:29,411
不知為什麼突然變了冷門
979
01:21:29,582 --> 01:21:31,777
派彩六塊四,可能還會上升
980
01:21:31,951 --> 01:21:34,613
二號一塊八,三號一塊七,四號…
981
01:21:37,123 --> 01:21:40,957
老闆,那傢伙買的神童,本來只分一塊
982
01:21:41,127 --> 01:21:43,357
現在變成六塊四,可能還會上升
983
01:21:43,496 --> 01:21:45,020
我們要不要打電話補票？
984
01:21:45,298 --> 01:21:47,994
當然要補票,混蛋,這點小事還問我
985
01:21:48,167 --> 01:21:48,895
快點去補票
986
01:21:49,002 --> 01:21:49,661
好
987
01:22:18,298 --> 01:22:19,230
這兒的電話壞了
988
01:22:19,399 --> 01:22:21,026
快到樓上去看看通不通
989
01:22:23,169 --> 01:22:25,899
老闆,我們的電話全都壞了,打不出去
990
01:22:26,072 --> 01:22:27,471
沒辦法補票,那怎麼辦？
991
01:22:27,674 --> 01:22:29,107
快點到樓上去打
992
01:22:29,275 --> 01:22:31,835
老闆,樓上的電話也打不出去
993
01:22:34,280 --> 01:22:36,714
各位聽眾,第四場就要開跑了
994
01:22:37,951 --> 01:22:39,441
現在開籠了,五號帶頭
995
01:22:39,619 --> 01:22:41,211
一號神童緊緊跟在後面
996
01:22:41,387 --> 01:22:43,048
一號很快就搶在五號的前面
997
01:22:43,256 --> 01:22:44,655
大概有兩三個狗位
998
01:22:44,824 --> 01:22:47,622
我相信這場一號的神童
很可能跑出來
999
01:22:47,827 --> 01:22:50,387
其他五條狗都遠遠的拋離在後邊
1000
01:22:50,697 --> 01:22:52,460
現在看不出那個是第二名
1001
01:22:52,665 --> 01:22:55,463
一號神童一路領先,直放到終點
1002
01:22:55,668 --> 01:22:58,034
現在到直路了,還是一號神童領先
1003
01:22:58,237 --> 01:23:00,432
現在跑完了,果然是一號神童贏了
1004
01:23:00,773 --> 01:23:01,967
獨贏派彩不少呀
1005
01:23:02,108 --> 01:23:03,234
大概有八塊多錢
1006
01:23:04,277 --> 01:23:07,405
一號獨贏分八塊,那小子買了四萬
1007
01:23:07,547 --> 01:23:09,947
那我們不是要賠三十二萬
1008
01:23:10,183 --> 01:23:12,674
他媽的,你還說是大熱門
1009
01:23:16,489 --> 01:23:18,218
交起運來像條龍
1010
01:23:18,358 --> 01:23:20,826
夢裡有人叫我買神童
1011
01:23:20,994 --> 01:23:22,962
怎麼樣？什麼時候可以拿錢？
1012
01:23:23,529 --> 01:23:27,488
急什麼,又不會欠你的,開張支票給他
1013
01:23:33,940 --> 01:23:35,805
人不可貌相
1014
01:23:36,009 --> 01:23:39,342
瞧你這副德性,不像贏這麼多錢的人
1015
01:23:39,512 --> 01:23:40,479
彼此彼此
1016
01:23:40,613 --> 01:23:43,241
看你這副德性也不像個大老闆
1017
01:23:45,251 --> 01:23:46,081
幹什麼？
1018
01:23:46,219 --> 01:23:48,744
是不是贏了你們的錢,就不讓我走
1019
01:23:59,932 --> 01:24:01,763
拿去輸吧
1020
01:24:03,569 --> 01:24:05,503
改天我再來玩,再見
1021
01:24:06,539 --> 01:24:07,699
豈有此理
1022
01:24:22,522 --> 01:24:24,786
老闆,剛才那個傢伙
1023
01:24:57,824 --> 01:24:59,189
有錢也不能這樣亂花
1024
01:24:59,392 --> 01:25:00,552
家裡擺得像棺材鋪
1025
01:25:01,160 --> 01:25:04,652
去你的,等我家俬配齊了
這個家就像樣了
1026
01:25:13,473 --> 01:25:14,497
誰呀？
1027
01:25:14,807 --> 01:25:18,573
我是華倫天奴,是鄧太太嗎？
1028
01:25:18,744 --> 01:25:20,371
是的…誰進來坐
1029
01:25:20,546 --> 01:25:21,410
是誰呀？
1030
01:25:22,448 --> 01:25:26,384
我約了位從意大利留學回來的服裝師
給我做新衣服
1031
01:25:30,223 --> 01:25:33,624
意大利裁縫？搞什麼鬼？
1032
01:25:33,793 --> 01:25:36,921
你真是土包子,大師,請跟我來吧
1033
01:25:43,102 --> 01:25:45,036
是今年最流行的嗎？
1034
01:25:45,638 --> 01:25:48,937
這些都是剛剛從羅馬到的新貨
1035
01:25:49,108 --> 01:25:51,269
現在羅馬跟巴黎的女孩子
1036
01:25:51,410 --> 01:25:53,241
都喜歡穿這種料子
1037
01:25:53,446 --> 01:25:55,141
你最合適了
1038
01:25:55,548 --> 01:25:56,981
你真會開玩笑
1039
01:25:59,919 --> 01:26:02,820
嫂子,你看我這新衣服好不好看？
1040
01:26:03,689 --> 01:26:05,680
好漂亮呀,在哪兒買的
1041
01:26:06,192 --> 01:26:08,558
是在香蕉牌牛仔褲那兒買的
1042
01:26:10,129 --> 01:26:11,562
像什麼玩意兒
1043
01:26:11,831 --> 01:26:14,026
我覺得傑哥穿的衣服都很土
1044
01:26:14,200 --> 01:26:16,930
我就拉他跟我一塊去做幾套新潮衣服
1045
01:26:17,103 --> 01:26:19,867
這種叫做單性服裝,男女都可以穿的
1046
01:26:20,106 --> 01:26:21,596
男女都能穿？
1047
01:26:27,380 --> 01:26:28,540
阿傑呢？
1048
01:26:41,627 --> 01:26:44,596
這褲子這麼小,上樓的時候差點爆了
1049
01:26:44,764 --> 01:26:45,958
差點屁股都露出來
1050
01:26:50,102 --> 01:26:51,126
請你等一等
1051
01:26:51,404 --> 01:26:53,838
阿文,有個叫小迷糊的找你
1052
01:26:54,040 --> 01:26:54,734
來了
1053
01:26:57,710 --> 01:26:58,699
我是
1054
01:27:00,479 --> 01:27:04,575
什麼？他怎麼會知道？
1055
01:27:11,857 --> 01:27:12,846
什麼事呀？
1056
01:27:14,860 --> 01:27:17,556
有個鴉片鬼,看見我弄斷電話線
1057
01:27:18,364 --> 01:27:19,456
那可糟了
1058
01:27:20,132 --> 01:27:22,862
現在他們帶了幾個打手來找我算帳
1059
01:27:23,469 --> 01:27:24,527
那怎麼辦？
1060
01:27:25,104 --> 01:27:29,006
怕也沒用,找個地方先躲一躲
1061
01:27:31,777 --> 01:27:33,574
大哥,他們能找到這裡嗎？
1062
01:27:33,713 --> 01:27:36,876
總比家裡安全,慢慢再想辦法
1063
01:27:37,049 --> 01:27:38,516
為什麼要兩個房間
1064
01:27:38,651 --> 01:27:41,814
傻瓜,拚命賺了這麼多錢
1065
01:27:41,988 --> 01:27:45,014
現在給人追殺難道還不享受一下嗎？
1066
01:27:45,157 --> 01:27:47,785
等一會我們到樓下去賭錢
1067
01:27:47,994 --> 01:27:49,962
然後再找個小妞來
1068
01:27:51,197 --> 01:27:53,563
我可不要,兩個人不認識最沒意思
1069
01:27:53,766 --> 01:27:55,256
別給我介紹,還有
1070
01:27:55,434 --> 01:27:58,164
如果小妹跟大嫂跟著來那可怎麼辦？
1071
01:27:58,337 --> 01:27:59,599
不是我說你,你真沒用
1072
01:27:59,805 --> 01:28:01,033
聽見女人就發抖
1073
01:28:01,707 --> 01:28:03,231
你們是不是想找小妞呀？
1074
01:28:03,442 --> 01:28:05,637
我有幾個長得好漂亮的
1075
01:28:06,479 --> 01:28:08,276
你想要什麼樣的我全有
1076
01:28:08,414 --> 01:28:09,403
我跟你介紹一個吧
1077
01:28:09,582 --> 01:28:11,209
只要多給一點小費就行了
1078
01:28:11,384 --> 01:28:13,716
你這個小東西真是人小鬼大
1079
01:28:15,087 --> 01:28:18,113
你這麼害羞,我可以跟你介紹個女學生
1080
01:28:18,324 --> 01:28:20,087
先友後婚好不好？
1081
01:28:22,061 --> 01:28:25,224
小鬼,我可警告你,不許亂說話
1082
01:28:27,466 --> 01:28:29,400
給你一塊錢,拿去買塊糖吃
1083
01:28:30,002 --> 01:28:31,902
才一塊錢呀
1084
01:28:39,578 --> 01:28:41,273
真不錯 不錯呀
1085
01:28:45,618 --> 01:28:47,711
我現在打電話叫佩佩到這兒來
1086
01:28:47,920 --> 01:28:49,478
要不要帶個女朋友給你
1087
01:28:49,955 --> 01:28:51,013
免了…
1088
01:28:51,157 --> 01:28:52,283
你別後悔
1089
01:28:57,296 --> 01:28:58,263
過來吧
1090
01:28:59,165 --> 01:29:00,097
看什麼？
1091
01:29:00,700 --> 01:29:03,362
來,先坐下
1092
01:29:04,070 --> 01:29:06,334
今天晚上你只好純喫茶了
1093
01:29:06,505 --> 01:29:07,597
這兒還有三十多萬
1094
01:29:07,807 --> 01:29:09,035
如果我有什麼三長兩短
1095
01:29:09,241 --> 01:29:10,299
你知道該怎麼辦的了
1096
01:29:10,476 --> 01:29:11,534
先放在床底下
1097
01:29:13,379 --> 01:29:15,279
大哥,你有什麼三長兩短的話
1098
01:29:15,481 --> 01:29:16,778
我能跑到哪兒去呢？
1099
01:29:17,016 --> 01:29:18,142
你放在這兒有什麼用？
1100
01:29:18,317 --> 01:29:20,615
你真是笨蛋,王老大又不認識你
1101
01:29:20,820 --> 01:29:22,788
他們找上門來,你也不會有事的
1102
01:29:25,324 --> 01:29:28,418
記住,沒有要緊的事千萬別過來找我
1103
01:29:28,694 --> 01:29:30,628
不要妨礙我們倆談心
1104
01:29:32,365 --> 01:29:35,493
小姐,8073在那邊,請跟我來
1105
01:29:36,635 --> 01:29:38,967
你是不是找8073那個男人呀
1106
01:29:39,271 --> 01:29:40,568
小孩子別多嘴
1107
01:29:40,940 --> 01:29:42,498
我看他沒什麼錢
1108
01:29:42,842 --> 01:29:43,866
關你什麼事？
1109
01:29:44,210 --> 01:29:45,973
你今天晚上幾點鐘下班？
1110
01:29:46,579 --> 01:29:47,637
你想幹什麼？
1111
01:29:48,447 --> 01:29:50,142
我今天晚上兩點下班
1112
01:29:50,316 --> 01:29:52,682
我來接你,我們一塊去玩玩
1113
01:30:00,059 --> 01:30:02,152
我最討厭小孩子
1114
01:30:03,062 --> 01:30:04,757
我也是最討厭小孩子
1115
01:30:04,964 --> 01:30:06,864
不過你可以吃避孕丸
1116
01:30:21,747 --> 01:30:24,807
好久沒有見你的面,你還會記得我嗎？
1117
01:30:25,017 --> 01:30:27,076
我常常都惦記著你
1118
01:30:27,286 --> 01:30:29,083
不過最近一是沒錢
1119
01:30:29,255 --> 01:30:31,348
二來沒有空去找你
1120
01:30:31,924 --> 01:30:33,516
誰信你那套鬼話
1121
01:30:33,726 --> 01:30:36,524
回頭再慢慢審你,讓我先去洗個澡
1122
01:30:37,163 --> 01:30:38,152
請便
1123
01:31:01,287 --> 01:31:03,414
是不是8073呀？ 是
1124
01:31:03,856 --> 01:31:06,154
嫂嫂,我總覺得我們不該跟著來
1125
01:31:06,325 --> 01:31:08,054
哥哥他們已經自顧不暇了
1126
01:31:08,260 --> 01:31:10,956
我們再跟著來,不知道會不會妨礙他們
1127
01:31:11,230 --> 01:31:14,757
知夫莫若妻,你哥哥拿了這麼多鈔票
1128
01:31:14,900 --> 01:31:16,231
他準會找女人來鬼混
1129
01:31:16,368 --> 01:31:17,562
不看管他怎麼行
1130
01:31:18,471 --> 01:31:20,666
一瓶香檳,兩個杯子
1131
01:31:20,840 --> 01:31:23,035
還要兩客漢堡包
1132
01:31:23,175 --> 01:31:28,203
不過牛肉要半生熟的
1133
01:31:30,082 --> 01:31:32,243
誰呀？ 是我
1134
01:31:38,891 --> 01:31:39,880
你幹什麼？
1135
01:31:40,226 --> 01:31:41,488
什麼事呀？幹什麼
1136
01:31:41,727 --> 01:31:44,059
我呀,開門
1137
01:31:45,297 --> 01:31:47,458
快開門呀
1138
01:31:50,135 --> 01:31:56,165
哥哥,那麼漂亮
1139
01:31:56,408 --> 01:31:57,568
我叫你們不要到這兒來
1140
01:31:57,710 --> 01:32:00,076
你丈夫現在是落難,你以為我在享福
1141
01:32:00,279 --> 01:32:01,712
這兒很危險的
1142
01:32:02,581 --> 01:32:05,106
丈夫有難,我應該有難同當呀
1143
01:32:05,284 --> 01:32:07,081
小妹也想來看看阿傑的
1144
01:32:07,219 --> 01:32:09,346
對了,阿傑呢？
1145
01:32:10,523 --> 01:32:12,582
他…他在隔壁房間裡
1146
01:32:12,758 --> 01:32:14,282
幹嘛要租兩間房
1147
01:32:14,827 --> 01:32:18,228
他…他天生有狐臭,你們沒聞出來？
1148
01:32:18,364 --> 01:32:20,491
沒有呀,我沒有聞到過
1149
01:32:20,666 --> 01:32:23,567
真不要臉,你怎麼會聞得,不許你插嘴
1150
01:32:23,736 --> 01:32:25,067
我還是過去看看傑哥
1151
01:32:26,138 --> 01:32:28,572
孤男寡女,你過去幹嘛,真不害臊
1152
01:32:29,575 --> 01:32:32,510
你討厭狐臭,小妹可不討厭呀
1153
01:32:37,750 --> 01:32:39,775
我早就跟大哥說叫你不要來的
1154
01:32:39,919 --> 01:32:41,887
快到那邊去換衣服,換完快走
1155
01:32:42,555 --> 01:32:44,250
怕老婆怕得要命
1156
01:32:48,427 --> 01:32:49,394
是誰呀？
1157
01:32:49,562 --> 01:32:51,029
傑哥,是我呀
1158
01:32:54,567 --> 01:32:56,000
快走,這邊走,快走
1159
01:32:56,168 --> 01:32:58,193
幹什麼,真是的 快點
1160
01:32:58,537 --> 01:33:02,200
你身邊帶著幾十萬到處亂跑
這樣很危險的
1161
01:33:02,374 --> 01:33:04,740
還是放一點在我這兒比較安全
1162
01:33:05,344 --> 01:33:06,675
是呀,很危險
1163
01:33:06,879 --> 01:33:09,245
應該放在我這兒 那可以
1164
01:33:10,015 --> 01:33:12,540
你幹嘛 我意思是…
1165
01:33:12,785 --> 01:33:13,945
你現在怎麼啦？
1166
01:33:14,987 --> 01:33:16,716
你到底在搞什麼鬼？
1167
01:33:16,889 --> 01:33:19,357
除了剛結婚頭幾天你對我好過
1168
01:33:19,525 --> 01:33:22,426
這二十年來你從沒這樣對我親熱過
1169
01:33:23,862 --> 01:33:25,523
一定有什麼秘密
1170
01:33:30,469 --> 01:33:31,527
你是什麼人？
1171
01:33:31,737 --> 01:33:34,865
我不是說不用你來收拾房間嗎
1172
01:33:35,007 --> 01:33:36,565
你來幹什麼？出去,出去
1173
01:33:36,775 --> 01:33:38,299
小妹,我們出去走走
1174
01:33:41,380 --> 01:33:44,975
難怪你叫我陪你出去走走,原來你
1175
01:33:45,217 --> 01:33:47,981
小妹,她不是我帶來的,你不要生氣
1176
01:33:48,187 --> 01:33:49,484
她是大哥帶來的
1177
01:33:51,557 --> 01:33:52,353
女工？
1178
01:33:52,524 --> 01:33:54,617
現在的女工都是光著屁股到處跑的？
1179
01:33:54,793 --> 01:33:55,782
現在流行裸跑嘛
1180
01:33:55,928 --> 01:33:58,522
何況她披著毛巾,也算是保守了
1181
01:33:59,131 --> 01:34:00,894
小妹,你不相信可以去問大哥
1182
01:34:01,100 --> 01:34:02,397
她是他帶回來的
1183
01:34:03,969 --> 01:34:05,334
你好大的膽子
1184
01:34:05,471 --> 01:34:07,905
香檳到…
1185
01:34:08,774 --> 01:34:11,208
香檳一枝,酒杯兩個
1186
01:34:11,377 --> 01:34:15,939
漢堡包兩個,還有牛肉半生熟的
1187
01:34:16,782 --> 01:34:20,183
還叫了香檳呀,好,讓我開給你喝
1188
01:34:20,519 --> 01:34:24,580
等一等,跟著下場一定是三本鐵公雞
1189
01:34:24,790 --> 01:34:26,382
我看得多了,三十六計,走
1190
01:34:27,059 --> 01:34:28,151
等等我呀
1191
01:34:31,830 --> 01:34:33,195
有種的給我回來
1192
01:35:09,935 --> 01:35:11,664
老兄,你幹什麼呀？
1193
01:35:11,837 --> 01:35:15,295
幹什麼？你誘姦良家婦女
1194
01:35:15,441 --> 01:35:16,874
她還沒滿十五歲,你知道嗎？
1195
01:35:17,076 --> 01:35:20,773
沒滿十五歲？我可沒查她的身份證
1196
01:35:20,979 --> 01:35:21,809
你明知故犯
1197
01:35:21,980 --> 01:35:23,777
光這一條罪就足夠判你十八年
1198
01:35:23,949 --> 01:35:26,008
還有你大太帶了大隊人馬已經趕來了
1199
01:35:26,185 --> 01:35:26,981
你小心點
1200
01:35:27,186 --> 01:35:29,814
我太太？鄉下那個…
1201
01:35:30,022 --> 01:35:31,114
就是鄉下的那一個
1202
01:35:31,323 --> 01:35:32,722
她帶了七八個人已經來找你
1203
01:35:32,925 --> 01:35:33,687
轉眼就到了
1204
01:35:34,393 --> 01:35:35,553
快…
1205
01:35:59,651 --> 01:36:00,811
人在哪兒？
1206
01:36:01,320 --> 01:36:03,413
沒有,就我一個人
1207
01:36:03,822 --> 01:36:04,618
滾開
1208
01:36:09,495 --> 01:36:10,792
豈有此理
1209
01:36:13,766 --> 01:36:17,293
一定是從那兒跑了,神經病,追
1210
01:36:36,722 --> 01:36:37,689
進去看看
1211
01:36:57,943 --> 01:36:58,875
幹什麼？
1212
01:36:59,077 --> 01:37:00,169
哪邊看看
1213
01:37:45,791 --> 01:37:47,986
你怎麼走路不帶眼睛,瞎了你呀？
1214
01:38:42,147 --> 01:38:44,672
老兄,你為什麼打我呀？
1215
01:38:45,250 --> 01:38:46,512
以後不准穿鞋
1216
01:38:50,689 --> 01:38:52,020
不准穿鞋
1217
01:38:58,697 --> 01:38:59,561
那邊
1218
01:39:18,050 --> 01:39:19,677
在那邊,追
1219
01:39:32,230 --> 01:39:34,391
老闆,我看見他在賭場裡
1220
01:39:43,575 --> 01:39:45,042
對不起 你幹什麼？
1221
01:39:47,579 --> 01:39:49,376
原來是你呀
1222
01:39:51,350 --> 01:39:52,112
豈有此理
1223
01:40:12,237 --> 01:40:13,101
追…
1224
01:40:16,174 --> 01:40:17,505
你瞎了眼嗎？
1225
01:40:22,214 --> 01:40:24,444
快點起來,快點
1226
01:40:50,242 --> 01:40:51,209
七點
1227
01:41:10,328 --> 01:41:15,129
七點,是不是？
1228
01:41:23,208 --> 01:41:23,902
疊上去嗎
1229
01:41:24,076 --> 01:41:25,543
那用問嗎,疊上去吧
1230
01:41:32,317 --> 01:41:33,147
七點
1231
01:41:33,952 --> 01:41:36,182
又是七點
1232
01:41:38,423 --> 01:41:39,617
再來個七點
1233
01:41:47,099 --> 01:41:48,327
來多個七點
1234
01:41:55,474 --> 01:41:57,408
走…我們玩番攤去吧
1235
01:41:57,976 --> 01:42:00,137
先生,請你把這些錢收了吧
1236
01:42:00,312 --> 01:42:03,907
你已經過了四關,現在超過限額了
1237
01:42:04,116 --> 01:42:05,310
過了四關？
1238
01:42:05,450 --> 01:42:07,247
你知不知道我是怎樣過四關的？
1239
01:42:07,419 --> 01:42:08,511
先生,你運氣好嘛
1240
01:42:08,687 --> 01:42:10,655
運氣好,你怎麼沒這種運氣
1241
01:42:10,789 --> 01:42:13,053
這些骰子是假的,我剛才換進去的
1242
01:42:13,191 --> 01:42:15,819
我要幾點就幾點,你有沒有見過
1243
01:42:16,194 --> 01:42:18,253
賭假骰子,我也見過
1244
01:42:18,630 --> 01:42:20,598
不過剛才我沒有注意你
1245
01:42:20,765 --> 01:42:22,733
沒有注意,這麼賭你都沒有注意
1246
01:42:22,934 --> 01:42:24,458
請你有什麼用？叫經理來
1247
01:42:28,940 --> 01:42:30,635
我就是經理,有什麼事嗎？
1248
01:42:30,809 --> 01:42:33,004
你來了就好了,你用的全都是笨蛋
1249
01:42:33,211 --> 01:42:35,179
我用兩粒假骰子,灌鉛的
1250
01:42:35,347 --> 01:42:37,577
連過四關他居然沒有發現
1251
01:42:37,816 --> 01:42:39,340
假骰子你見過嗎
1252
01:42:49,461 --> 01:42:51,190
假骰子我見過很多
1253
01:42:51,363 --> 01:42:53,490
不過像老兄這麼風趣的人我倒沒見過
1254
01:42:53,632 --> 01:42:54,564
當然啦
1255
01:42:56,902 --> 01:42:59,132
那你知道該怎樣做了
1256
01:42:59,337 --> 01:43:02,306
走,叫警察來 走
1257
01:44:24,289 --> 01:44:25,984
你還欠我五包香煙
1258
01:44:26,191 --> 01:44:27,556
下次回來還給你
1259
01:44:28,226 --> 01:44:29,853
快點回來 當然
1260
01:45:11,436 --> 01:45:13,734
大哥,來根雪茄吧
1261
01:45:17,575 --> 01:45:18,701
最近好嗎？
1262
01:45:23,348 --> 01:45:25,179
都坐牢了有什麼好的
1263
01:45:25,517 --> 01:45:30,181
還好有三十萬
腿斷了也夠享受一陣子
1264
01:45:31,022 --> 01:45:34,082
結了婚還有沒有再想些什麼詭計呀？
1265
01:45:34,259 --> 01:45:36,193
你坐牢坐了那麼久不知道
1266
01:45:36,294 --> 01:45:38,558
最近有一樣新的玩意兒叫回力球
1267
01:45:38,730 --> 01:45:40,891
我想了一個妙絕的計劃一定贏錢的
1268
01:45:41,132 --> 01:45:43,259
回力球是六個人玩的
1269
01:45:43,435 --> 01:45:44,834
狗馬這些畜牲就難控制
1270
01:45:45,003 --> 01:45:46,265
人是容易控制得多了
1271
01:45:46,438 --> 01:45:48,838
假如有晚五個人都一起肚子痛
1272
01:45:49,040 --> 01:45:51,133
我們就可以用這個方法
1273
01:45:56,214 --> 01:45:57,875
你說是不是一定穩贏的呢
1274
01:45:58,316 --> 01:46:01,342
怎麼你想的方法總是不行的
1275
01:46:01,519 --> 01:46:03,783
剛才你說五個人一起肚痛
1276
01:46:12,664 --> 01:46:18,261
所以無何用這個方法就糟透了
1277
01:46:18,503 --> 01:46:21,199
文哥,你真行,料事如神
1278
01:46:21,339 --> 01:46:23,705
上星期六有個傻瓜利用這個方法
1279
01:46:23,942 --> 01:46:25,500
輸了三十萬塊錢
1280
01:46:27,345 --> 01:46:29,643
他該死,那個傻瓜是誰呀？
1281
01:46:29,848 --> 01:46:32,248
就是我呀 真活該
1282
01:46:34,486 --> 01:46:37,751
人生如賭博
1283
01:46:37,922 --> 01:46:41,653
贏輸都無時定
1284
01:46:41,826 --> 01:46:45,626
贏咗得餐笑
1285
01:46:45,864 --> 01:46:49,527
輸光唔駛興
1286
01:46:49,768 --> 01:46:53,226
做老千梗好搵過皇帝
1287
01:46:53,471 --> 01:46:56,838
扮蟹瀨野真正系滑稽
1288
01:46:57,208 --> 01:47:00,200
求望發達一味靠搵丁
1289
01:47:00,512 --> 01:47:02,070
鬼馬雙星
1290
01:47:02,414 --> 01:47:03,972
鬼馬雙星
1291
01:47:04,315 --> 01:47:05,805
鬼馬雙星
1292
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唔,真系有型喇
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