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Is that one of those
little electric cars?
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Yeah. The guy stopped for
free air for his tires.
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Real nice.
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Tiny little thing.
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I got cousins
bigger than that thing.
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That car could wear
my cousinspants.
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Electric cars,
wave of the future.
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Yeah? Well, if nobody buys gas
in the future,
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then I won't have any cash.
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Then who you gonna borrow money
from? George Jetson?
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Electric cars
are a fad.
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I've seen them all come
and go, cars that float,
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cars that run on manure,
heli-cars.
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Heli-cars? What are
you, a Bond villain?
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The wave of the future.
You can bank on it.
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That's why you're
always broke.
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You make stupid decisions.
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Stupid as a fox.
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Approximately.
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You can tell me that
your dog ran away
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Then tell me that it
took three days
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I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say
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You think there's
not a lot goin' on
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Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong
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And that's why you can
stay so long
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Where there's not a lot
goin' on
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All right, here.
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Let's look up the
stock for EAN.
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Who's Ian?
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Electric Auto National.
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They make the best
electric motors on the market.
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You read a two-year-old
Business Weekat the dentist
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and now you're
a market expert.
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It was Modern Hotrodand
it was very informative.
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I'm tellin' ya,
it's a fad.
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Here, EAN. The stock's
at 7 bucks, right?
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Well, we'll just watch and
see if it goes up or down.
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It doesn't go up and down
in front of ya in the paper,
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ya moron.
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I'm gonna go track
this on the Internet.
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Internet. There's another fad
that'll be over in a week.
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Hey, guys. Have
everythingng you need?
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Yeah. And more.
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More? What do you mean?
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There's dried ketchup on
the edge of my plate.
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Oh.
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And-and it's not
your ketchup?
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I rarely put
ketchup on salmon.
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Davis, I don't know
how that happened.
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It's put me
off my lunch.
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Ah, don't be such a baby.
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Besides, it's not as gross as
this dried egg yolk on my knife.
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And I'm guessing that you didn't
have eggs with your lasagne?
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No.
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Oh, gosh. Sorry. Lunch is on me.
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I gotta get some air.
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I'll be right out,
Queasy-modo.
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Why you wearin' a dress?
Did somebody die?
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Oh, no. Did somebody die?
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Do you remember my
Grandma Lanigan?
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Oh, no. Did she pass away?
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No. But she bought this for me.
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And it's not a dress,
Mr. Gucci. It's a skirt.
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Ah, well. Don't you think a
skirt is a little la-de-da
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for a gas station?
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I'm not the one in
the powder-blue blouse.
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It's not a blouse.
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And it's not powder-blue,
it's sky-blue,
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like the sky, where there's
jet fighters and lightening.
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And it's not a blouse.
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You're the boss, blousy.
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That's right I'm the boss.
And don't you forget it.
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Oh, did you bring
back the milk?
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No.
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I forgot to buy milk.
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Are you being sarcastic
or did you really forget?
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I forgot.
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Milk wasn't on the list.
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There was no list.
I sent you out to buy milk.
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One item is not a list.
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I ran into Hank.
He got me all wound up.
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Oh, Hank just called.
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He told me to tell you 8.50.
That was it.
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He said, "Tell Oscar 8.50"
and then he giggled like a ninny
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and hung up.
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8.50?
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It's gone up a buck
and a half already?
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That's a crock a bull,
and I'm not buyin' it.
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Apparently you're not
buying milk either.
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At first he's bugging me
about wearing a skirt to work.
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But then I go to sit down and
he holds his hand out like this
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and escorts me
onto the stool.
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That does sound strange.
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And Brent doesn't strike me as
the gentlemanly escort type.
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That's it.
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It was like he was some kinda
weird gentleman or something.
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Creepy.
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It's probably 'cause
of the skirt.
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Explain.
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It's instinct.
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Males evolved protecting
and caring for females.
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So, the more feminine you
look, the more protective
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and gentlemanly
they're prone to be.
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So you're suggesting
a primordial genetic
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predisposition
towards chivalry?
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I believe I am.
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She might have a point.
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I wear this masculine
uniform every day
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and Davis treats me
like one of the guys.
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No.
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Come on.
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Davis, I am not
pulling your finger.
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Fine.
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I'll pull it myself.
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Brrrrph!
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I don't buy it.
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I mean I understand
genetics. But Brent?
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I'm not even sure what
substance he's made out of.
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Well, it's
just a theory.
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What's with the
rubber gloves?
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Dishwasher's broke.
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Oh, well. A little hard work
never killed anybody.
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Hard work kills
people all the time.
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You never heard
of a heart attack?
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Aneurysm, hernia?
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Burst blood vessel
behind the eye?
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Well, it's nice
chatting with you.
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Hello?
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Oh, hi, Hank.
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Oh, well, I'd love to, because
I have nothing better to do.
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Hank wants me to
tell you 9.20.
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Are you guys playing
telephone bingo or something?
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9.20 my hat!
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I'm gonna get some milk.
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I'm gonna give that little
jackass a piece of my mind.
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Hank talkin'.
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Hey, my dad wants you
to call him.
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He doesn't know your number.
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Okey-doke.
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Listen up, jackass.
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I'm gonna teach you a thing
or two about investing.
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Hello?
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Hm, busy.
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Coming, coming.
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Sorry. Just doin' dishes
the old-fashioned way
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with elbow grease.
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You're washing dishes
with grease.
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It's a figure ofpeech.
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I need to borrow this
for an experiment.
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I'll have it back
in a second.
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How will she get it back
in one second?
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That might be a
figure of speech too.
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You still feeling queasy?
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I'm not queasy.
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I'm fine.
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Really?
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You look like you found a gob
of raw pork in your pudding.
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I know what you're trying to do,
and it's not gonna work.
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Solid as a rock here.
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Is it hot in here?
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Whoo, I could go for
a cigar right now.
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You?
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Why are you doing this?
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I've never seen this
side of you before.
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I've never seen this side
of you before either.
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We're getting to
know each other.
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Let's celebrate with a glass
of room-temperature cream.
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There's some dirt at
the top of my glass.
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That's why I didn't
fill it up all the way.
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Can I get you anything else?
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Maybe a piece
of rhubarb pie.
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Sure.
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You might want to
hang onto that then.
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You want me to use the
same fork for my dessert?
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Can't catch your own germs.
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I just saw on the Internet
that some people think
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birds evolved
from dinosaurs. Huh?
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Feathered dinosaurs,
do you believe that?
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I've based everything
I know on it.
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Hah. Oh, man.
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Corner Gas.
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Yeah? Hang on.
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It's for you.
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Hank talkin'.
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Hey, cool, thanks.
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Are you gettin' calls here now?
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Should I just hang
a hammock for ya?
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My cousin's watchin'
that EAN stock for me.
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He's gonna call me
whenever it goes up.
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So this nothing-better-to-do
thing runs in your family?
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That EAN stock's
up to 10.50, 10.50.
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If you see Oscar,
tell him 10.50.
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I don't wanna get in
the middle of this.
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Don't say anything else.
Just say, "Hank says 10.50."
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Fine. But if he brings up
feathered dinosaurs,
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I'm all over him.
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Okay, smart guy,
pick your stocks.
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I don't have any stocks. I don't
have any money, remember?
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You and I are each
gonna pull $10,000
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off the fictional money tree
and invest it.
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Ah, a challenge, huh?
All right, you're on.
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This sounds like it would
be the perfect game
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to play somewhere else.
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It's not a game.
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Yeah.
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So how do we play, huh?
Do we take turns?
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Maybe we should
get some dice.
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Oh, Hank says, "10.50."
Oh, well.
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So...
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Did I miss anything?
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No, not really.
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Oh.
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Oh, you know what?
The milk guy came.
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So could you fill
the dairy cooler?
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Oh.
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Well, I, ah, suppose I
could, since I, ah,
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do work for you at this
fine establishment.
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Um, you know what?
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I, ah, have been meanin'
to check the thermometer
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in the cooler anyway.
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So never mind, I'll do it.
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Thermometer.
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Check your hormone-ometer.
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Hey, Lacey.
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How's business.
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Our dishwasher's broke and
I am sick of doing dishes.
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My-my hands are sore,
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my shirt's wet, and
I'm not good at it.
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Anything else?
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My fingers are wrinkly.
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And I think I'm allergic
to latex.
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Can that kill you?
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Me? No.
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You, maybe.
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Need a hand?
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Hi, Wanda.
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Have you got any of that
pink stuff that makes you
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not wanna vomit?
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Ah, feelin' nauseous, huh?
Yeah.
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That's the worst feelin',
like a cold slimy worm
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crawlin' up the back
of your throat.
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Oh, what is wrong
with you people?
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We're just expressive.
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Hey, how's the skirt
experiment going?
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It's like Brent's hypnotized
by this or something.
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He's a slave to the skirt.
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Wanda's losin' her marbles.
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She's wearin' a dress
to a gas station,
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she's got some kinda flowered
jewellery in her hair.
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Well, maybe she's
just feeling summery.
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Then where's the tube top?
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No, I'm-I'm startin'
to worry about her.
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I'll ease up on her until she
gets her ducks on the same page.
254
00:11:00,133 --> 00:11:01,596
If you're gonna stand there,
255
00:11:01,667 --> 00:11:03,829
you could help me
with these dishes.
256
00:11:03,901 --> 00:11:06,429
Oh, geez, I'd better
not stand here tn.
257
00:11:06,434 --> 00:11:08,395
Brent's a sucker for the skirt.
258
00:11:09,901 --> 00:11:12,429
Maybe I should ask for a
week off or something.
259
00:11:12,434 --> 00:11:14,229
You two amaze me.
260
00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:17,295
Do you really think men
are that easy to manipulate?
261
00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:19,095
Blue cheese.
262
00:11:19,167 --> 00:11:21,762
Buy me the pink stuff
on your way out.
263
00:11:21,901 --> 00:11:25,062
This is gonna come back
and bite me, isn't it?
264
00:11:25,133 --> 00:11:26,429
I would imagine.
265
00:11:26,434 --> 00:11:29,362
Okay, I'll take 1,000
shares of that TRG
266
00:11:29,367 --> 00:11:34,295
and 500 shares of that GMS,
and 2,000 shares of that MLD.
267
00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:37,863
You just bought $10,000 worth
of stocks in 20 seconds.
268
00:11:37,968 --> 00:11:40,596
Congratulations. You're the
stupidest man in the world.
269
00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:43,195
Oh, yeah? Let's see you
do it faster.
270
00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:44,963
Fast is not the point.
271
00:11:45,067 --> 00:11:47,295
You have to know what
you're investing in.
272
00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,362
Study the numbers.
273
00:11:49,434 --> 00:11:51,295
Hank, your cousin
just called.
274
00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:52,762
He said "11 bucks. "
275
00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:56,429
Give me a 1,000 of this one,
a 1,000 of this one,
276
00:11:56,534 --> 00:11:59,963
and 2,000 of these.
277
00:12:00,667 --> 00:12:01,963
Well, I don't know.
278
00:12:02,033 --> 00:12:04,195
You want to take
a whole week off?
279
00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:07,562
That's a lot of time for me
to work by myself.
280
00:12:07,634 --> 00:12:09,596
It's just one week.
281
00:12:09,667 --> 00:12:11,329
You can handle it,
282
00:12:11,434 --> 00:12:16,128
a big, strong, and instinctual
male like yourself.
283
00:12:17,601 --> 00:12:20,629
Um, yeah, yeah,
you know what?
284
00:12:20,734 --> 00:12:23,062
You've-you've been
workin' too hard lately.
285
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:27,596
Maybe, ah, you should
take a little rest.
286
00:12:29,567 --> 00:12:32,362
Thank you, Mother Nature.
287
00:12:32,667 --> 00:12:33,963
Okay.
288
00:12:34,033 --> 00:12:35,429
All done.
289
00:12:35,434 --> 00:12:37,329
Thanks so much.
290
00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:41,028
Here.
291
00:12:41,133 --> 00:12:43,963
I didn't help you
for money.
292
00:12:44,033 --> 00:12:46,796
I helped you because
we're friends.
293
00:12:46,801 --> 00:12:47,696
Oh.
294
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,729
At least I thought
we were.
295
00:12:49,834 --> 00:12:52,696
Oh, no, Emma, wait.
296
00:12:52,801 --> 00:12:54,562
Oh, great.
297
00:12:54,667 --> 00:12:57,295
I just shot myself
in the foot again.
298
00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,562
You shot your own foot?
299
00:12:59,667 --> 00:13:02,128
Figure of speech.
300
00:13:06,033 --> 00:13:07,995
Okay, where's my hat?
301
00:13:08,067 --> 00:13:10,496
I have no idea
where your hat is.
302
00:13:10,567 --> 00:13:13,963
Maybe you should check
the cabinet, or someplace else.
303
00:13:18,868 --> 00:13:22,929
Ah, here it is, behind
this rubber spider.
304
00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:25,963
Eeek.
305
00:13:27,934 --> 00:13:30,262
Now to today's big
movers, ELO...
306
00:13:30,334 --> 00:13:31,929
I got it.
307
00:13:32,067 --> 00:13:33,529
...BGC...
Uh-huh.
308
00:13:33,634 --> 00:13:35,562
...AWP...
Uh-huh.
309
00:13:35,567 --> 00:13:37,729
...have all bottomed out.
310
00:13:37,834 --> 00:13:38,896
Ah!
311
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,596
Up next, a close look at
possible insider trading
312
00:13:45,601 --> 00:13:47,262
at Arc Research.
313
00:13:47,334 --> 00:13:48,929
Inside, huh?
314
00:13:48,934 --> 00:13:51,562
I've got him on the ropes now.
315
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:57,229
Can you believe it? Lacey
tried to give me 20 bucks.
316
00:13:57,334 --> 00:14:00,329
It's nothin', it's not real,
it's all fake. So relax.
317
00:14:00,334 --> 00:14:01,596
What are you doing?
318
00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:03,262
It's pretend money
from the tree.
319
00:14:03,367 --> 00:14:07,629
Now I'm on the inside and I'm
gonna take Hank to the cleaners.
320
00:14:07,701 --> 00:14:10,429
Did you take a blow to
the head or something?
321
00:14:10,534 --> 00:14:12,429
Oh, never mind.
What's your thing?
322
00:14:12,567 --> 00:14:16,262
I helped Lacey wh her dishes
and she tried to pay me.
323
00:14:16,367 --> 00:14:18,062
Can you believe it?
324
00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:21,529
What people do with their
own money is their own business.
325
00:14:21,634 --> 00:14:23,529
Shish, I gotta go.
326
00:14:23,634 --> 00:14:25,629
I try to understand.
327
00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:27,629
I don't understand.
328
00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:29,929
You don't wanna help
you own father.
329
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,662
No, I'm just not sure
how to go about it,
330
00:14:32,734 --> 00:14:34,062
like what's the process?
331
00:14:34,167 --> 00:14:36,696
How do I go about
lending you fake money?
332
00:14:36,801 --> 00:14:38,429
Just pretend to
give it to me.
333
00:14:38,567 --> 00:14:41,696
Reach up and take $10,000
off the fictional money tree
334
00:14:41,767 --> 00:14:43,762
and hand it to me.
335
00:14:43,901 --> 00:14:45,596
But why can't you
do that yourself?
336
00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:48,496
Did some fictional hooligan
steal your make-believe ladder?
337
00:14:48,601 --> 00:14:50,295
It's against the rules.
338
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:53,762
We can each take 10 grand,
that's it, that's the rules.
339
00:14:53,868 --> 00:14:56,596
Without rules,
nothin' makes sense.
340
00:14:56,601 --> 00:14:58,995
With rules this makes no sense.
341
00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:01,629
What are you gonna
do with this money?
342
00:15:03,367 --> 00:15:05,796
I got a hot stock tip.
343
00:15:05,901 --> 00:15:09,529
I'm sinkin' the whole
10 grand into it. Heh, heh.
344
00:15:09,601 --> 00:15:11,929
Yeah, I bet sinkin'
is the right word.
345
00:15:12,033 --> 00:15:14,696
Fine, I'll get you
your invisible cash.
346
00:15:14,801 --> 00:15:17,762
Hold my monkey.
347
00:15:17,767 --> 00:15:20,395
Okay, I got a big
mitt full of cash.
348
00:15:20,501 --> 00:15:22,395
It feels like about 10 G's.
349
00:15:22,467 --> 00:15:24,462
Large bills okay?
350
00:15:24,534 --> 00:15:27,295
Thank you. Was that so hard?
351
00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:29,362
Aren't you gonna count it?
352
00:15:29,467 --> 00:15:30,863
Smart guy.
353
00:15:30,934 --> 00:15:33,128
Where's my receipt?
354
00:15:36,801 --> 00:15:37,562
Aaah!
355
00:15:37,634 --> 00:15:39,095
Hah-hah, yes.
356
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:42,629
The snake in the drawer's
never let me down.
357
00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:45,262
My revenge is complete.
358
00:15:45,367 --> 00:15:47,195
What? No, it's not that.
359
00:15:47,300 --> 00:15:49,963
I forgot to mail my
credit card payment.
360
00:15:49,968 --> 00:15:52,863
Oh, this is gonna cost me.
361
00:15:53,501 --> 00:15:57,262
You're gonna have to do
a lot better than a fake snake
362
00:15:57,334 --> 00:15:59,295
if you wanna even the score.
363
00:15:59,367 --> 00:16:01,162
Fake snake?
364
00:16:06,334 --> 00:16:07,863
Hi, Emma.
365
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:10,262
I just came by to say
sorry for before.
366
00:16:10,334 --> 00:16:13,896
And to make it up to you,
I brought you a peace pie.
367
00:16:13,901 --> 00:16:17,395
A piece of pie?
No, a peace pie.
368
00:16:17,467 --> 00:16:20,362
A- a pie to make peace.
369
00:16:20,434 --> 00:16:22,529
Oh. Well, thank you.
370
00:16:22,634 --> 00:16:25,762
I- I guess I did
overreact a bit.
371
00:16:25,834 --> 00:16:28,362
Mmm, it sure looks good.
372
00:16:28,467 --> 00:16:29,963
Uh-huh.
373
00:16:30,067 --> 00:16:30,762
What?
374
00:16:30,901 --> 00:16:32,662
Oh, it's nothing.
375
00:16:32,734 --> 00:16:35,128
Well, it-it's just kind of
interesting that
376
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:38,496
you'll accept this pie from me,
which is $1.50 a piece
377
00:16:38,601 --> 00:16:41,963
or $12 for the whole pie,
but you wouldn't accept $20
378
00:16:42,033 --> 00:16:43,929
for helping me
with the dishes.
379
00:16:44,067 --> 00:16:46,762
Oh, I see. You're trying
to make a point.
380
00:16:46,868 --> 00:16:48,028
No.
381
00:16:48,033 --> 00:16:50,395
This isn't a peace pie,
it's a point pie,
382
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,329
a patronizing point pie.
383
00:16:52,434 --> 00:16:54,462
Please.
Pathetic.
384
00:16:54,534 --> 00:16:56,229
I don't need this.
385
00:16:56,334 --> 00:16:59,429
I'll take it because I'm
hungry and I love pie,
386
00:16:59,434 --> 00:17:01,295
but that's the only reason.
387
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,929
Now, if you'll excuse me.
388
00:17:06,534 --> 00:17:08,729
Enjoy.
389
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,696
Ho-ho.
390
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,229
If it ain't Oscar
No-Dough-Leroy, huh?
391
00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:18,629
Oh, yeah, Smart Guy?
392
00:17:18,701 --> 00:17:20,462
I borrowed 10,000 more.
393
00:17:20,567 --> 00:17:22,529
What? That's cheating.
394
00:17:22,534 --> 00:17:24,162
That's legal loop-holing.
395
00:17:24,267 --> 00:17:27,729
Yeah, I put the whole
10,000 into Arc Research.
396
00:17:27,801 --> 00:17:30,562
Pretty soon I'll be on the
corner of Easy Street
397
00:17:30,634 --> 00:17:33,896
and Something-Good Avenue.
398
00:17:33,968 --> 00:17:37,529
Cheater Street and
Something-Bad Avenue.
399
00:17:37,634 --> 00:17:39,362
It's called capitalism, Jackass.
400
00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:43,295
You don't like it?
Go back to Cuba, Comrade.
401
00:17:44,968 --> 00:17:47,162
Come in.
402
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:49,028
Hey, Emma.
403
00:17:49,033 --> 00:17:51,395
I was wondering if I could
borrow your Weed Weasel?
404
00:17:51,534 --> 00:17:53,229
My what?
405
00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:55,496
Weed Witch? Weed Wizard?
406
00:17:55,567 --> 00:17:57,662
Mulch Monkey?
407
00:17:57,667 --> 00:17:59,829
Garden Gremlin?
Yeah.
408
00:17:59,901 --> 00:18:01,529
Sure.
409
00:18:01,601 --> 00:18:03,762
Oh, that's a pretty skirt.
410
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:06,729
Is that the one Brent
was talking about?
411
00:18:06,834 --> 00:18:09,963
Geesh, he's got it bad.
Yes, this is the skirt.
412
00:18:10,067 --> 00:18:12,729
Yeah, Brent thought you
were crazy wearing a skirt
413
00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:14,596
at a gas station.
414
00:18:14,667 --> 00:18:16,963
And then with that flower
in your hair,
415
00:18:17,033 --> 00:18:19,395
he thought you'd gone off
the deep end.
416
00:18:19,467 --> 00:18:22,062
But I think it's cute.
417
00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:25,262
He thought I looked crazy?
No, no.
418
00:18:25,334 --> 00:18:27,863
He thinks you are crazy.
419
00:18:27,968 --> 00:18:30,896
So much for
prehistoric instinct.
420
00:18:31,868 --> 00:18:34,629
I have to lie down now.
421
00:18:34,701 --> 00:18:37,662
I just ate a whole pie.
422
00:18:37,767 --> 00:18:40,896
And Arc Research
continues to plummet
423
00:18:40,901 --> 00:18:43,995
since insider trading was
confirmed earlier today.
424
00:18:44,067 --> 00:18:46,696
You got inside information,
ya use it.
425
00:18:46,767 --> 00:18:48,229
All of a sudden that's cheating?
426
00:18:48,334 --> 00:18:51,295
Some might call it
legal loop-holing, huh?
427
00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:54,529
Hey, look.
428
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,729
My EAN stock's up to
13 bucks, 13 bucks.
429
00:18:57,801 --> 00:19:01,028
I believe that doubles
my original investment.
430
00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:02,562
This game sucks.
431
00:19:02,701 --> 00:19:04,429
Oh, it's not a game.
432
00:19:04,501 --> 00:19:07,395
Do you see any dice, huh?
433
00:19:07,467 --> 00:19:09,028
Hey.
434
00:19:09,133 --> 00:19:12,829
Did you give me the week off
because you think I'm crazy?
435
00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:16,229
No, I-I just-I thought you
could use some rest, is all.
436
00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:19,429
Plus you were scaring me.
That makeup was unnerving.
437
00:19:19,434 --> 00:19:22,729
Well, you're just not used
to seeing me all dolled up.
438
00:19:22,801 --> 00:19:25,362
I've seen dolls that
weren't that dolled up.
439
00:19:25,501 --> 00:19:27,128
Huh? Well, I'm not crazy.
440
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,995
And I'm not takin' the week off.
What do you think about that?
441
00:19:31,067 --> 00:19:33,729
I'm workin' here
on my week off.
442
00:19:33,834 --> 00:19:37,229
Yeah, that proves
you're not nuts.
443
00:19:40,133 --> 00:19:43,295
Oh, I'm sorry about
everything that happened.
444
00:19:43,367 --> 00:19:44,729
Me too.
445
00:19:44,834 --> 00:19:47,262
Let's just forget it.
446
00:19:47,367 --> 00:19:49,062
Here's your pie plate back.
447
00:19:49,133 --> 00:19:50,863
Thanks.
448
00:19:50,934 --> 00:19:52,262
What?
449
00:19:52,367 --> 00:19:54,028
You didn't wash it.
450
00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:57,262
Oh, well, I didn't want
you to think I was going
451
00:19:57,367 --> 00:19:59,229
for some sorta cash grab.
452
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,629
Come on, tell him.
I'm gonna tell him.
453
00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:05,829
Listen, ah, I can't
pay you back.
454
00:20:05,901 --> 00:20:09,295
I lost all the
imaginary money.
455
00:20:09,367 --> 00:20:11,262
You're fakerupt?
456
00:20:11,367 --> 00:20:13,095
My stock tip was a dud.
457
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:16,128
Yeah, so I win, because
he's got no mo money,
458
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,896
he can't pay you back.
459
00:20:18,067 --> 00:20:20,562
But it was fictional,
nonexistent,
460
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:22,729
imaginary money that
wasn't even real.
461
00:20:22,834 --> 00:20:24,929
I don't know how else
to put it.
462
00:20:25,067 --> 00:20:27,229
Yeah, but it's not fair
to you, Brent.
463
00:20:27,234 --> 00:20:29,696
I mean that 10 G's was
probably your imaginary
464
00:20:29,801 --> 00:20:31,729
rainy-day fund, right?
465
00:20:31,801 --> 00:20:33,229
Well, I don't know, Hank.
466
00:20:33,334 --> 00:20:35,995
I think Dad and I
are probably even.
467
00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:38,696
He raised me, taught
me everything I know.
468
00:20:38,801 --> 00:20:40,662
That's gotta be worth
10,000 imaginary dollars.
469
00:20:40,801 --> 00:20:42,462
It's worth more than that.
470
00:20:42,467 --> 00:20:44,462
How about 20?
Deal.
471
00:20:44,467 --> 00:20:46,462
All right. Here's another 10.
472
00:20:46,467 --> 00:20:48,128
Heh, heh! Sucker.
473
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,128
This reeks.
474
00:20:51,234 --> 00:20:53,696
I mean come on, what
about our friendship?
475
00:20:53,834 --> 00:20:55,662
That's-that's gotta
be worth somethin'?
476
00:20:55,767 --> 00:20:58,162
You can owe me.
477
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:03,829
Ouaah!
478
00:21:03,834 --> 00:21:06,896
We've gotta fix that squeak.
It drives me nuts.
479
00:21:06,901 --> 00:21:10,095
Oh, yeah, I'll get
some oil and...
480
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,128
Oh!
481
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,762
That bugs you, does it?
482
00:21:12,834 --> 00:21:14,362
Ah! Don't even start!
483
00:21:14,467 --> 00:21:17,796
Oops, sorry. I did it again.
Aa-aa-ah!
484
00:21:19,367 --> 00:21:22,329
Raw bacon, raw bacon,
raw bacon, raw bacon!
485
00:21:22,434 --> 00:21:23,995
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487
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488
00:21:28,868 --> 00:21:33,762
I don't know thsame things
you don't know
489
00:21:35,934 --> 00:21:41,762
I don't know
I just don't know
490
00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:48,762
It's a great big place
491
00:21:48,868 --> 00:21:52,796
full of nothin' but space
492
00:21:52,868 --> 00:21:54,762
and it's my happy place
493
00:21:54,834 --> 00:21:58,529
I don't know
Yes you do
494
00:21:58,634 --> 00:22:02,295
You just won't admit it
495
00:22:02,367 --> 00:22:06,128
Want to have a gas online?
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496
00:22:08,767 --> 00:22:11,662
I don't know
497
00:22:11,667 --> 00:22:14,762
I just don't know
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