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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,791 In continuing our chapter on playing in the post, 2 00:00:53,791 --> 00:00:56,875 this next move is called the slam dunk. 3 00:00:56,875 --> 00:00:58,416 When the player is in close range, 4 00:00:58,416 --> 00:01:03,541 he jumps and throws the ball directly into the hoop using a dunking motion. 5 00:01:03,541 --> 00:01:05,541 We have Billy here to demonstrate. 6 00:01:05,541 --> 00:01:07,666 Why don't you show us how it's done, Billy? 7 00:01:07,666 --> 00:01:08,833 Sure, Coach. 8 00:01:13,333 --> 00:01:15,416 Well done. How did that feel? 9 00:01:16,041 --> 00:01:17,125 Really good, Coach. 10 00:01:17,708 --> 00:01:18,666 I'll bet. 11 00:01:19,708 --> 00:01:24,958 It may look simple, but the slam dunk is rarely used because of its difficulty. 12 00:01:24,958 --> 00:01:28,791 But when it does happen, it can sure be exciting. 13 00:01:33,125 --> 00:01:35,250 From the free-throw line, he dunks! 14 00:01:35,250 --> 00:01:37,416 What's he gonna do? 15 00:01:39,541 --> 00:01:41,916 Crossover. He pivots, he pivots, he pivots. 16 00:01:44,208 --> 00:01:46,041 Oh, he splits defenders. 17 00:01:53,916 --> 00:01:55,000 Oh. 18 00:01:56,166 --> 00:01:57,833 Whoa, dude! 19 00:01:57,833 --> 00:01:59,833 - I did it. -I barely recognize you. 20 00:01:59,833 --> 00:02:00,916 Good, aight? 21 00:02:00,916 --> 00:02:02,708 Freshman Chang is no more. 22 00:02:02,708 --> 00:02:04,708 Chang 2.0 is here, baby. 23 00:02:06,166 --> 00:02:08,708 I'm moving up. Last year, I was, like, here. 24 00:02:08,708 --> 00:02:12,041 But after this, I'ma get some more fire clothes, 25 00:02:12,041 --> 00:02:15,333 expand my social media presence, make a viral video or two. 26 00:02:15,333 --> 00:02:17,125 - Boom, parties. 27 00:02:17,125 --> 00:02:18,833 Boom, girlfriend. 28 00:02:18,833 --> 00:02:20,333 Boom, I'm up here. 29 00:02:20,916 --> 00:02:23,583 - What if you end up trying too hard? - Trying too hard? 30 00:02:23,583 --> 00:02:28,875 You ever think Kobe ever asked himself, "Gee, I wonder if I'm trying too hard"? 31 00:02:29,666 --> 00:02:31,916 If you wanna get somewhere, you have to evolve. 32 00:02:31,916 --> 00:02:33,250 All right, so like in Pokémon. 33 00:02:33,250 --> 00:02:34,875 -Like in Pokémon. - No, no, no, no, no. 34 00:02:34,875 --> 00:02:36,875 -"Charmander, I choose you." - No. 35 00:02:39,166 --> 00:02:40,541 Kobe. 36 00:02:42,250 --> 00:02:43,250 ♪ Then it hit me ♪ 37 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:49,333 Hey, don't touch. Don't-- Just... 38 00:02:53,291 --> 00:02:54,708 - It's weird. 39 00:02:59,875 --> 00:03:00,875 What? 40 00:03:01,375 --> 00:03:03,541 Nothing, it's fine. It's fine. Let's go. 41 00:03:08,916 --> 00:03:12,083 ♪ Yeah, one, two, fleeka You wanna pop my speakers ♪ 42 00:03:12,083 --> 00:03:14,375 ♪ Three, two, three Better blow your mama's teeth out ♪ 43 00:03:15,666 --> 00:03:17,875 ♪ I chew like I'm pika Then I spit like I'm Nina ♪ 44 00:03:17,875 --> 00:03:20,916 ♪ Wish you merry Kwanzaa Set fire to my sneakers ♪ 45 00:03:20,916 --> 00:03:23,791 ♪ One, two, fleeka Might need some anesthesia ♪ 46 00:03:23,791 --> 00:03:27,250 ♪ See me in the bleachers But I caught up like Anita... ♪ 47 00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:29,875 First day of school. Are you nervous? 48 00:03:30,625 --> 00:03:33,333 No. I'm not a freshman, Mom. 49 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:35,458 - Okay. 50 00:03:35,458 --> 00:03:37,541 Are you coming to the hospital on Saturday? 51 00:03:37,541 --> 00:03:39,458 Yeah, I was actually thinking about that. 52 00:03:40,250 --> 00:03:43,083 I know volunteering at a hospital is, like, a good look for colleges, 53 00:03:43,083 --> 00:03:47,791 but most of the other kids at school have jobs and money. 54 00:03:47,791 --> 00:03:49,500 Why do you need money now? 55 00:03:50,500 --> 00:03:53,333 You'll have lots of money after you go to a good college. 56 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:56,791 First of all, that's not necessarily true in today's economy. 57 00:03:56,791 --> 00:03:57,875 And secondly, 58 00:03:57,875 --> 00:04:01,916 I've heard that having a high school job better prepares a kid for college success. 59 00:04:01,916 --> 00:04:05,625 Xiao Ming, volunteering was your idea. 60 00:04:05,625 --> 00:04:07,958 You always change your mind. 61 00:04:07,958 --> 00:04:09,791 So find something and stick to it. 62 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:13,125 I will once I find the right thing. 63 00:04:22,250 --> 00:04:25,041 Good morning to everyone. Hope everyone had a great summer. 64 00:04:25,041 --> 00:04:26,708 We've got a little basketball drill today. 65 00:04:26,708 --> 00:04:30,458 We got a foul shot, through the cones, layup on the other side. 66 00:04:30,458 --> 00:04:32,500 You sprint back. Score however you want. 67 00:04:32,500 --> 00:04:34,625 The first team through gets a pat on the back. 68 00:04:34,625 --> 00:04:37,333 Chang with the lion's mane. I like it. 69 00:04:37,333 --> 00:04:39,416 Hey, why you gotta swagger-jack Matt though? 70 00:04:39,416 --> 00:04:41,500 - Don't pick on Chang. 71 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:43,833 - Okay. You ready? 72 00:04:43,833 --> 00:04:46,416 All right. Let's go, let's go, let's go. 73 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,416 Who's getting down there first? Let's go. 74 00:04:49,416 --> 00:04:50,750 Come on. Layups. Get down. 75 00:04:53,041 --> 00:04:54,500 Oh, man. That was a travel though. 76 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:56,791 - You gotta dribble the ball. 77 00:04:56,791 --> 00:04:59,041 Go through. Go all the way through. Go through the cones. 78 00:04:59,041 --> 00:05:01,791 Come on, Jeff. Hit that layup. 79 00:05:01,791 --> 00:05:03,416 Let's go, Maya. Straight back. 80 00:05:03,416 --> 00:05:06,000 All right, come on! Let's shoot down. 81 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,125 Come on, kid. All the way down. Through the cones! 82 00:05:08,125 --> 00:05:10,750 You got it. Put a little work into it. A little effort! 83 00:05:10,750 --> 00:05:12,958 All right, here we go, Chang. 84 00:05:12,958 --> 00:05:16,541 Go, Syd. Come on, Syd. Come on. You can do better than that. 85 00:05:16,541 --> 00:05:19,458 All right, Chang. There you go. All right, Matt, you're right behind him. 86 00:05:19,458 --> 00:05:21,375 Through the cones. Every cone, every cone. 87 00:05:21,375 --> 00:05:22,625 Come on, Matt. You've got him. 88 00:05:22,625 --> 00:05:24,666 Just a little bit behind him. Little bit behind. 89 00:05:24,666 --> 00:05:26,541 You've got him. Hit that layup. 90 00:05:26,541 --> 00:05:28,166 There you go. Let's go back. 91 00:05:28,791 --> 00:05:30,875 Let's go, let's go. Come on, Matt. Come on, Matt. 92 00:05:30,875 --> 00:05:32,833 We got Chang for the three. 93 00:05:41,083 --> 00:05:42,708 - Oh! 94 00:05:42,708 --> 00:05:44,666 Let's go! That's what I'm talking about, man. 95 00:05:44,666 --> 00:05:47,500 - Hey! 96 00:05:47,500 --> 00:05:49,666 - You got up there. Great job. - That was awesome. 97 00:05:49,666 --> 00:05:51,916 Hey, guys, great job all around. All right. Let's go, Chang. 98 00:05:51,916 --> 00:05:53,375 Coach, you gotta put in Chang. 99 00:05:53,375 --> 00:05:55,583 - Sick. - That play was crazy. 100 00:05:55,583 --> 00:05:58,250 Ah, almost, dude. Hey, next time dunk it. 101 00:05:58,875 --> 00:06:00,458 Hey, you kind of cheated though. 102 00:06:01,041 --> 00:06:03,750 Relax, it's gym class. Stop trying so hard. 103 00:06:27,458 --> 00:06:28,750 Okay. Okay. 104 00:06:29,958 --> 00:06:33,000 Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. 105 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,750 - Oh, my god. 106 00:06:34,750 --> 00:06:37,833 - It's like band camp didn't even happen. - What happened with the hair? 107 00:06:37,833 --> 00:06:40,708 - Didn't even happen. - I wasn't feeling it. 108 00:06:40,708 --> 00:06:43,500 Ah, man, I was hoping you'd stick with it for at least a day. 109 00:06:43,500 --> 00:06:45,958 Yeah, I will. When I find the right cut. 110 00:06:46,833 --> 00:06:48,416 Chang! 111 00:06:53,166 --> 00:06:56,416 Chang, uh, this is Kristy. She's gonna be our new snare player. 112 00:06:57,583 --> 00:06:58,625 Sup? 113 00:07:03,750 --> 00:07:05,458 Chang? Hello? 114 00:07:06,250 --> 00:07:07,250 Uh, sorry. 115 00:07:07,250 --> 00:07:09,791 I need you to take her to the storage locker and get her a kit. 116 00:07:09,791 --> 00:07:11,083 All right? Set her up? 117 00:07:11,708 --> 00:07:13,791 - Uh, kit, yeah, yeah. Kit. - Thank you. 118 00:07:13,791 --> 00:07:16,041 Okay, band! Instruments up. Instruments up. 119 00:07:16,041 --> 00:07:18,333 We're gonna take it from the top of the song. 120 00:07:20,166 --> 00:07:23,791 Wow. You guys take this pretty seriously. 121 00:07:23,791 --> 00:07:27,250 Oh, yeah. In case you didn't notice, Mr. Ryan is a bit intense. 122 00:07:28,250 --> 00:07:29,750 Intense is good. 123 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:31,625 Means you're passionate about something. 124 00:07:31,625 --> 00:07:33,750 Oh, yeah, totally, same. 125 00:07:40,041 --> 00:07:41,791 - Got it? - Yeah, I got it. 126 00:07:43,625 --> 00:07:44,875 Here, let me help. 127 00:07:49,458 --> 00:07:50,750 You play a lot? 128 00:07:51,458 --> 00:07:52,458 I do. 129 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:02,750 Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, the Beatles. I mean, they're classic. 130 00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:03,958 - So good. - What about you? 131 00:08:03,958 --> 00:08:05,750 - You into rock? - Oh... [scoffs] ...yeah. 132 00:08:05,750 --> 00:08:07,708 - Who do you like? - Uh... 133 00:08:07,708 --> 00:08:10,208 Metallica. [scoffs] I love Metallica. 134 00:08:10,208 --> 00:08:11,416 - They're my faves. - Okay. 135 00:08:11,416 --> 00:08:13,916 - Yeah, you like them, right? - Ah, they're all right. 136 00:08:13,916 --> 00:08:15,541 I'm not big into favorites though, so... 137 00:08:15,541 --> 00:08:17,041 Oh, yeah, yeah, me either. 138 00:08:17,041 --> 00:08:18,708 I mean, why compare? 139 00:08:18,708 --> 00:08:20,375 Every band is, like, special, you know? 140 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:21,458 - Exactly. - Yeah. 141 00:08:21,458 --> 00:08:24,875 Oh, shoot. I just-- I forgot to lock up. 142 00:08:24,875 --> 00:08:26,541 - Wait a second? All right? - Okay. 143 00:08:26,541 --> 00:08:28,625 - Just-- I'll be right back. - Okay. 144 00:08:41,291 --> 00:08:43,583 Game time, baby. Let's go. 145 00:08:52,041 --> 00:08:55,000 Anyway, so we were playing this nationally ranked team from out of state, 146 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,458 and Drake was at the last game. 147 00:08:56,458 --> 00:08:57,583 - Sick. - Yeah. 148 00:08:57,583 --> 00:08:59,125 I mean, the energy's gonna be crazy. 149 00:08:59,125 --> 00:09:01,000 You, uh-- You don't want to miss it. 150 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:03,500 Hey, Matt. 151 00:09:03,500 --> 00:09:05,375 Uh. What's up? 152 00:09:05,375 --> 00:09:08,083 Uh, this is Kristy. She's-- She's new. 153 00:09:08,708 --> 00:09:11,125 - Uh, yeah. I-I know. - Yeah. 154 00:09:11,125 --> 00:09:13,916 - We should get back actually. - Okay. 155 00:09:15,625 --> 00:09:18,583 Uh, wait. So, Saturday, you coming? 156 00:09:18,583 --> 00:09:20,416 - Um... - What's on Saturday? 157 00:09:20,416 --> 00:09:22,291 We're supposed to volunteer on Saturday. 158 00:09:22,291 --> 00:09:23,916 Bro, this is way more important. 159 00:09:23,916 --> 00:09:26,041 - Yo, Kristy and I were vibing, all right? 160 00:09:26,041 --> 00:09:28,083 Dude, she's legit the best drummer I've ever seen. 161 00:09:28,083 --> 00:09:29,500 And she's into '90s rock. 162 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:31,000 Since when are you into '90s rock? 163 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,958 Since today. Yo, what's your Spotify password again? 164 00:09:33,958 --> 00:09:37,166 It's "Itachididnothingwrong." It's one word, all lowercase. 165 00:09:37,166 --> 00:09:38,625 What are you gonna do about Matt? 166 00:09:38,625 --> 00:09:40,500 He's got his beautiful blue eyes on her. 167 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:43,750 I don't think he's her type. 168 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:46,708 Try saying that when he's flying through the air like a Greek god. 169 00:09:49,541 --> 00:09:51,875 - Yeah, I'll-- I'll handle him. -You'll handle him? 170 00:09:55,750 --> 00:09:58,208 Oh, shoot. I gotta go. I'll talk to you later? 171 00:09:58,208 --> 00:09:59,541 All right. See ya. 172 00:10:03,250 --> 00:10:05,333 - Xiao Ming? 173 00:10:22,666 --> 00:10:24,166 Iso. 174 00:10:28,041 --> 00:10:31,250 ♪ Another heart has made the trade ♪ 175 00:10:33,375 --> 00:10:35,208 ♪ Forget it, forget it, forget it ♪ 176 00:10:35,208 --> 00:10:38,208 ♪ I don't understand How a heart is a spade ♪ 177 00:10:39,625 --> 00:10:42,416 Ref, are you blind? They're trying to massacre my boy out there. 178 00:10:42,416 --> 00:10:43,958 - Ref! 179 00:10:43,958 --> 00:10:45,208 - There's no hard foul? - Please! 180 00:10:45,208 --> 00:10:48,166 It's okay, honey. This ref is an idiot. He's an idiot! 181 00:10:48,166 --> 00:10:49,375 - Technical foul! 182 00:10:49,375 --> 00:10:50,750 - Whoa! - Idiot! 183 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:52,250 - Come on! 184 00:10:52,250 --> 00:10:53,958 Are you kidding me? 185 00:10:53,958 --> 00:10:55,041 What happened? 186 00:10:55,041 --> 00:10:57,541 Matt was whining too much so the ref T'ed him up. 187 00:10:57,541 --> 00:10:59,125 Just play, dude. 188 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:01,166 You seem pretty into basketball? 189 00:11:01,166 --> 00:11:03,083 Oh, yeah. I'm a huge basketball-head. 190 00:11:03,083 --> 00:11:05,541 I used to spend, like, five hours a day at the park. 191 00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:08,041 Really? Why aren't you out there then? 192 00:11:09,083 --> 00:11:13,083 Uh, 'cause I swore a blood oath to Mr. Ryan. 193 00:11:13,083 --> 00:11:15,333 - Now all my free time goes to the band. 194 00:11:16,958 --> 00:11:18,708 - All right, come on. 195 00:11:18,708 --> 00:11:20,333 - I got it! - By the way, 196 00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:21,916 there's this sick music shop in town, 197 00:11:21,916 --> 00:11:24,166 and I heard they got some new kits yesterday. 198 00:11:24,833 --> 00:11:26,250 - Tamas. - Really? 199 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:28,833 Yeah. It's what Lars Ulrich plays on, right? 200 00:11:28,833 --> 00:11:30,916 Yeah. Yeah, it is. 201 00:11:33,291 --> 00:11:35,125 Ref, time out. Time out. 202 00:11:35,125 --> 00:11:36,333 - Time out! 203 00:11:36,333 --> 00:11:39,541 Anyway, if you want, maybe sometime we can, you know, go and make some-- 204 00:11:39,541 --> 00:11:42,166 Kristy! Hey, you made it. 205 00:11:43,291 --> 00:11:44,458 This is for you. 206 00:11:45,583 --> 00:11:48,791 - Here we go, Matt. Come on. - Let's go, Havoc! 207 00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:50,625 - Let's go! - Havoc! 208 00:11:51,708 --> 00:11:53,125 All right. Come on. 209 00:12:03,125 --> 00:12:04,125 Damn it! 210 00:12:31,541 --> 00:12:33,791 - I mean, the energy's gonna be crazy. - What's on Saturday? 211 00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:42,416 See that? 212 00:12:49,541 --> 00:12:51,916 ♪ Uh, I'm about to wake up, lace up Count blue face up ♪ 213 00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,666 ♪ Never been a waiter So I'm not a fan of waiting up ♪ 214 00:12:55,666 --> 00:12:57,875 ♪ Last night feelin' really low... ♪ 215 00:12:57,875 --> 00:13:00,208 ♪ This time about to take the gold ♪ 216 00:13:00,208 --> 00:13:02,291 ♪ Come second? Naw naw ♪ 217 00:13:02,291 --> 00:13:04,666 ♪ Learn a lesson? Yeah, yeah ♪ 218 00:13:04,666 --> 00:13:07,000 ♪ Enjoy the present? Yeah, yeah ♪ 219 00:13:08,083 --> 00:13:09,166 Hey. 220 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,125 I got you a drink. 221 00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:12,291 Thanks. 222 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:14,333 This party is crazy. 223 00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:16,333 Yeah? This is cool, right? 224 00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:19,291 Yeah. These mostly school people? 225 00:13:19,291 --> 00:13:20,500 Uh, yeah. 226 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,583 Oh. Sup, Todd? 227 00:13:23,666 --> 00:13:25,958 - So loud in here. - Right. Right. 228 00:13:28,166 --> 00:13:29,333 Uh, this way. 229 00:13:37,375 --> 00:13:38,375 Wow. 230 00:13:39,291 --> 00:13:40,333 What a shrine. 231 00:13:40,333 --> 00:13:41,416 Yeah. 232 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,083 You know, he scored 62 points that game. 233 00:13:47,083 --> 00:13:48,166 In three quarters. 234 00:13:49,333 --> 00:13:50,666 And he could have had more, 235 00:13:50,666 --> 00:13:53,583 but they were already up by 34, so Phil Jackson took him out. 236 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:54,666 Out of mercy. 237 00:13:55,958 --> 00:13:59,208 So, he's, like, your favorite player? 238 00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:03,166 Kobe's my hero 'cause... 239 00:14:04,708 --> 00:14:06,625 he saw every obstacle as an opportunity. 240 00:14:07,541 --> 00:14:11,416 Every challenge put in front of him, he saw as a way to improve. 241 00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:16,833 He could face anything, 'cause he wasn't afraid. 242 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:18,500 What about you? 243 00:14:20,666 --> 00:14:21,666 You afraid? 244 00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:25,166 Hey, Kristy. 245 00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:28,958 What are you doing in here? I've been looking everywhere for you. 246 00:14:28,958 --> 00:14:30,916 I wanna introduce you to a couple of my friends. 247 00:14:30,916 --> 00:14:35,541 Um. Yeah. Yeah. Um. Yeah, okay. 248 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,416 All right. 249 00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:45,708 Chang, who invited you? 250 00:14:45,708 --> 00:14:47,958 - Uh, I was-- - We're just playing. 251 00:14:47,958 --> 00:14:49,833 We're playing 2K. We need another player. 252 00:14:49,833 --> 00:14:52,458 - No, I-I need to go look-- - Ah, come on, man. 253 00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:53,625 Real quick. 254 00:14:54,875 --> 00:14:56,500 I don't really feel like playing now. 255 00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:58,125 - I gotta go back-- - Have fun, bro. 256 00:14:58,125 --> 00:15:00,208 - Hey! Hey! - Have fun, bro. 257 00:15:00,208 --> 00:15:02,375 - Yo, what the hell? Guys? 258 00:15:02,375 --> 00:15:03,750 Not cool, man. 259 00:15:11,125 --> 00:15:12,833 - Hey, Timmy. - Wanna play? 260 00:15:12,833 --> 00:15:14,541 Not right now. You got big. 261 00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:16,291 You look the same. 262 00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:27,833 Matt! I'm gonna-- 263 00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:33,250 Okay. What would Kobe do? 264 00:15:52,291 --> 00:15:53,375 Ew. 265 00:15:55,208 --> 00:15:57,250 - What the... - Didn't you lock the door? 266 00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:58,625 The dream school's gotta be Duke. 267 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:02,125 It's literally got everything. It's got the history, the culture, like-- 268 00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:04,000 Hey, guys. Hey. 269 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,583 - Where'd you go? 270 00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:08,083 Oh, I made a wrong turn somewhere and ended up in the basement. 271 00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:11,458 - Yeah. Wild, right? 272 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,416 Oh, great game today, man. 273 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,375 Super clutch. 274 00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:17,458 - Thanks. - Yeah. 275 00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:21,916 Yeah. Uh, look, we were kinda having, like, a private convo here, so... 276 00:16:21,916 --> 00:16:24,166 Oh, really? Yeah, about what? 277 00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:28,708 About where Matt would like to go play college ball. 278 00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:31,958 Wow. Hey, you got your offers in already? 279 00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:33,500 Chang, I'm just gonna be straight up. 280 00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:35,958 You're, uh-- You're kinda messing with the vibe. 281 00:16:37,416 --> 00:16:39,375 - I mean, do you really think-- - This is dumb. 282 00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:43,541 Matt, you're just, like, so cool, right? 283 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,375 Facts. 284 00:16:47,375 --> 00:16:48,916 Okay, okay, but why? 285 00:16:48,916 --> 00:16:52,083 Is-- Is it 'cause you got nice 'fits, and a nice house? 286 00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:54,166 You're like the human version of a poached egg. 287 00:16:54,166 --> 00:16:55,750 Oh, okay. Yeah, you can dunk. 288 00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:57,416 Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's pretty cool. 289 00:16:57,416 --> 00:17:00,250 But whoop-de-do, all right? So can a lot of people. 290 00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:05,375 Let's go, Kristy. Come on. Kristy? 291 00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:08,375 You can't. 292 00:17:09,041 --> 00:17:10,416 Yeah, I could if I tried. 293 00:17:10,416 --> 00:17:11,708 Uh, no, you couldn't. 294 00:17:12,791 --> 00:17:14,875 I mean-- Hey, guys, I-I just have a question. 295 00:17:14,875 --> 00:17:17,583 Just curious, who here thinks Chang can dunk? 296 00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:21,708 I-I could if I tried. 297 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,291 - No, you couldn't. - Yes, I could. 298 00:17:24,916 --> 00:17:25,916 Come on. 299 00:17:25,916 --> 00:17:30,125 I mean, you could try as hard as you like but, uh, yeah, you are never dunking. 300 00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:31,208 Okay, says who? 301 00:17:31,916 --> 00:17:35,083 - Uh, says everyone, like... 302 00:17:36,958 --> 00:17:39,916 Why not? Huh? Why not? 303 00:17:41,041 --> 00:17:44,625 - Ooh. We got a Chang overboard. 304 00:17:44,625 --> 00:17:46,875 - Yeah! 305 00:17:47,958 --> 00:17:50,250 - You wanna see a dunk? - Yeah. 306 00:17:51,458 --> 00:17:53,500 - That's it. - Here he comes. 307 00:17:57,291 --> 00:17:59,083 That's what I'm talking about. 308 00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:01,166 Yeah, man. Let's go! 309 00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,166 Thank you, Mrs. O'Neil. 310 00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:06,666 Not at all. Good seeing you. 311 00:18:06,666 --> 00:18:09,875 It's been so long since you've come by the house and hung out with Matt. 312 00:18:16,708 --> 00:18:17,791 Hi, Chen. 313 00:18:18,458 --> 00:18:19,750 Hey, Susan. 314 00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:22,000 Uh, I-I'm so sorry to worry you like this. 315 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:26,208 Matt had some friends over after the game. They lost track of time. 316 00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:30,250 You're wet. 317 00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:32,333 Yeah. They were horsing around, 318 00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:34,083 and Chang fell in the pool. 319 00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:35,166 You know how boys are. 320 00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,208 I did already. 321 00:18:38,208 --> 00:18:40,375 - Good night. - Good night. 322 00:18:40,375 --> 00:18:41,833 - Thank you. - Thank you. 323 00:18:41,833 --> 00:18:43,166 Bye, Chen. 324 00:18:48,291 --> 00:18:49,291 {\an8} I'm sorry. 325 00:18:49,291 --> 00:18:51,833 Matt invited me to his big game, so I wanted to be supportive. 326 00:18:55,916 --> 00:18:57,041 It was an accident. 327 00:19:01,375 --> 00:19:03,958 - I'll pay for a new one. - You don't have money. 328 00:19:03,958 --> 00:19:05,791 Yeah, because you won't let me get a job. 329 00:19:09,875 --> 00:19:11,166 Someone pushed you? 330 00:19:12,375 --> 00:19:14,291 No. Why would you even say that? 331 00:19:14,291 --> 00:19:16,625 I'm your mother. I know when you're upset. 332 00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:18,250 Well, I'm not, okay? 333 00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:25,000 Says who? 334 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,666 Uh, says everyone, like... 335 00:20:30,666 --> 00:20:32,208 Hey! Matt! 336 00:20:32,208 --> 00:20:34,583 - Yo, you trippin', man. - Hey, shut up, sidekick. 337 00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:36,291 - What you say, man? - Hey, hey, hey. 338 00:20:36,291 --> 00:20:37,708 Let me handle this, man. 339 00:20:42,791 --> 00:20:44,083 What's good, Chang? 340 00:20:44,083 --> 00:20:47,083 You said I couldn't dunk? I bet you I could. 341 00:20:47,083 --> 00:20:48,458 - What? 342 00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:50,500 Dude, you're still on this? 343 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:51,583 Yeah. 344 00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:53,500 On the night of the last home football game, 345 00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:55,833 I bet you I will dunk on that hoop right there. 346 00:20:57,916 --> 00:21:00,458 - Okay. - Wait, sorry. You're serious? 347 00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:02,583 - You actually-- - Yeah. I'm afraid so. 348 00:21:03,416 --> 00:21:06,250 Wow. That is, uh, that's straight up the dumbest thing I've ever heard. 349 00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:08,291 Not as dumb as your face after I dunk on it. 350 00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:12,291 What? What? 351 00:21:13,375 --> 00:21:15,541 Okay, Chang, look. If you want it, you can have it, bud. 352 00:21:15,541 --> 00:21:17,125 What are we putting down? 353 00:21:17,125 --> 00:21:20,000 Loser has to shave their head. 354 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,333 Bro, that's it? 355 00:21:22,125 --> 00:21:24,083 - Boo! 356 00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:25,666 - Boo! - Do something else! 357 00:21:25,666 --> 00:21:27,625 Dude, nobody cares if you shave your head, Chang. 358 00:21:27,625 --> 00:21:29,750 - Yeah. - Fine. Let's raise the stakes then. 359 00:21:30,458 --> 00:21:32,250 - Your Kobe jersey. - Matt! 360 00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:35,625 - Dude, no way. - Oh. What? You shook? 361 00:21:35,625 --> 00:21:37,708 Man, you have nothing that I want. 362 00:21:37,708 --> 00:21:40,625 I have a first edition Charizard Pokémon card. 363 00:21:40,625 --> 00:21:41,833 - Shadowless. 364 00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:45,333 - Shadowless, bro. - Yeah. He knows what that is. 365 00:21:45,333 --> 00:21:46,833 Worth three grand. Minimum. 366 00:21:46,833 --> 00:21:49,416 - Yeah! 367 00:21:49,416 --> 00:21:51,833 - Let's go! - Yeah! 368 00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:53,833 Whoo! 369 00:21:57,541 --> 00:22:00,125 - Got yourself a deal, my friend. - Yo! 370 00:22:02,166 --> 00:22:05,375 - Bro, everybody's talking about you, dude. - Really? What are they saying? 371 00:22:05,375 --> 00:22:08,125 Uh, that you let stinky Matt know what's up, man. 372 00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:10,583 I'm proud of you, dude. The-- The Charizard? 373 00:22:10,583 --> 00:22:12,166 - Yo, I had no choice. 374 00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:16,833 Yo. Look, I just got here. I-I don't wanna be in some drama. 375 00:22:16,833 --> 00:22:18,250 You're absolutely right. 376 00:22:18,958 --> 00:22:21,791 I'm so sorry. Saturday must have been so awkward for you. 377 00:22:22,458 --> 00:22:25,166 So, this bet thing has nothing to do with me, right? 378 00:22:25,166 --> 00:22:28,166 No. No, no, no, no. It's between me and Matt. 379 00:22:28,166 --> 00:22:29,666 We-- We go way back. 380 00:22:30,541 --> 00:22:31,541 Okay. 381 00:22:32,583 --> 00:22:34,375 Apology accepted. 382 00:22:35,916 --> 00:22:38,416 That being said, I have ten bucks on you dunking. 383 00:22:38,416 --> 00:22:39,708 I don't like to lose money. 384 00:22:40,291 --> 00:22:43,708 - Oh. Uh... 385 00:22:44,583 --> 00:22:46,583 - I'll see you later. - Yeah. 386 00:22:46,583 --> 00:22:48,416 Hey, don't worry! My man's got this! 387 00:22:48,416 --> 00:22:49,750 - I got this! - Okay. 388 00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:56,500 Yo, so this guy has this bulking program. 389 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:59,375 I'm gonna copy exactly what he's doing, and then I'm gonna double it. 390 00:22:59,375 --> 00:23:01,666 -♪ Yeah, and you're not ♪ 391 00:23:01,666 --> 00:23:03,708 ♪ Bad B Keep on going till you hit the spot ♪ 392 00:23:03,708 --> 00:23:06,000 All right. Minus 1,700... 393 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,500 - I saw this on a TV show once. - What? 394 00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:09,708 - You got me? - Yeah, I got you. 395 00:23:09,708 --> 00:23:11,416 - You sure? - No, I got you. 396 00:23:12,875 --> 00:23:14,583 - You know what I need? - What? 397 00:23:14,583 --> 00:23:15,666 An alter ego. 398 00:23:15,666 --> 00:23:17,416 - Yeah. Yeah! - Like The Black Mamba. 399 00:23:17,416 --> 00:23:20,375 Like a-- Like a cool color and then an animal. 400 00:23:20,375 --> 00:23:22,750 Sixty-eight, 69, 70. 401 00:23:22,750 --> 00:23:23,708 Seventy-- Let's go. 402 00:23:23,708 --> 00:23:25,125 You can be The Green Frog. 403 00:23:25,125 --> 00:23:27,583 I like the thematic relevance, but how about something cooler? 404 00:23:27,583 --> 00:23:30,666 - What's cooler than a frog? They jump. - I got it. The Brown Kangaroo. 405 00:23:30,666 --> 00:23:32,916 - No. [laughs] That sucks. - The Brown Kangaroo. 406 00:23:35,375 --> 00:23:37,291 Yes, the Flea, because proportional to its body size... 407 00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:39,500 - I don't like bugs. - ...the flea jumps higher than any animal. 408 00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:42,000 So, if you were a flea, you'd be dunking on a hundred-foot rim. 409 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,541 - You're making that up. - You'd be dunking on a hundred-foot rim! 410 00:23:44,541 --> 00:23:47,666 - You're making that up. - I read books, pal. Try it sometime. 411 00:23:47,666 --> 00:23:50,458 - Technique. Whoo! Ten more. 412 00:23:50,458 --> 00:23:53,333 - A grasshopper is an insect! - But it's, like, a cool insect. 413 00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:54,416 Ten more! 414 00:23:54,416 --> 00:23:56,333 I got it. The Red Panda. 415 00:23:57,208 --> 00:23:58,500 Do pandas jump? 416 00:23:58,500 --> 00:24:00,375 Not at all. It's ironic. 417 00:24:00,375 --> 00:24:02,708 ♪ She got a big bad dumper Drop it low ♪ 418 00:24:02,708 --> 00:24:05,208 Four. 419 00:24:05,208 --> 00:24:09,791 - I like it. I like it. Yo, The Red Panda. - Yeah. Yeah! Red Panda! 420 00:24:09,791 --> 00:24:11,875 - The Red Panda. - Red Panda. 421 00:24:11,875 --> 00:24:16,083 I am Chang, The Red Panda. 422 00:24:16,875 --> 00:24:19,416 - What sound do they make? 423 00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:21,791 - Yeah! 424 00:24:21,791 --> 00:24:23,583 -♪ I'ma pop you like a pea ♪ 425 00:24:23,583 --> 00:24:24,666 ♪ Yeah, edamame ♪ 426 00:24:24,666 --> 00:24:26,750 ♪ Yeah, feel so hot Like I'm chillin' on the beach ♪ 427 00:24:28,166 --> 00:24:29,875 ♪ Yeah, baby in the sun Like the Teletubbies ♪ 428 00:24:30,958 --> 00:24:33,916 - No, it's more like a quarter of that. - Two feet? 429 00:24:34,583 --> 00:24:36,000 Small steps. 430 00:24:52,458 --> 00:24:53,833 Ah! 431 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,416 Sup, nerd? How do you feel? Better? 432 00:25:11,666 --> 00:25:15,958 No. Yo, is this what being old feels like? 'Cause it sucks. 433 00:25:15,958 --> 00:25:17,208 What's that? 434 00:25:17,958 --> 00:25:19,083 Deer jerky. 435 00:25:19,083 --> 00:25:20,916 They're, like, the super athlete's animals. 436 00:25:20,916 --> 00:25:22,291 Ninety percent fast-twitch muscle. 437 00:25:23,250 --> 00:25:25,250 - Want some? - Duh. Gimme. 438 00:25:28,083 --> 00:25:29,750 Yeah, I barely added an inch. 439 00:25:29,750 --> 00:25:32,416 - It's been, like, one week. - I know. When is it gonna start working? 440 00:25:32,416 --> 00:25:33,916 Dunking yet? 441 00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:36,750 Uh... 442 00:25:37,375 --> 00:25:40,958 No. But, you know, it's a process, and I trust it. 443 00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:44,041 Okay. 444 00:25:44,041 --> 00:25:47,083 Well, if you're not busy, um... 445 00:25:48,333 --> 00:25:50,916 need a new pair of sticks. You said you know a place, right? 446 00:25:51,583 --> 00:25:53,416 Yeah. Yeah. 447 00:25:53,416 --> 00:25:56,541 Cool. Did you wanna... 448 00:25:57,250 --> 00:26:00,875 You-- Oh, yeah, yeah. Uh, I'll meet you over there. 449 00:26:00,875 --> 00:26:03,250 - Yeah, absolutely. Okay. - Okay. Cool. Yep. 450 00:26:06,791 --> 00:26:07,750 Dude. 451 00:26:07,750 --> 00:26:09,458 Defense wins championships. 452 00:26:09,458 --> 00:26:12,250 In three years, they're gonna be in the championship. Guaranteed. 453 00:26:12,250 --> 00:26:14,750 I'm telling you. I can feel it in my bones. 454 00:26:14,750 --> 00:26:16,750 - I'm telling you. I can feel it. 455 00:26:16,750 --> 00:26:18,458 - Chang. - Hey, guys. 456 00:26:18,458 --> 00:26:19,708 You must be Kristy. 457 00:26:19,708 --> 00:26:20,875 Hi. 458 00:26:20,875 --> 00:26:22,291 Go on. Have fun. 459 00:26:22,291 --> 00:26:23,583 Thanks, Lenny. 460 00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:27,291 Yeah, I just told them I was gonna bring some people. 461 00:26:27,916 --> 00:26:29,375 - Right. - Oh. 462 00:26:36,833 --> 00:26:37,833 Hey. 463 00:26:44,083 --> 00:26:45,083 Wow. 464 00:26:45,958 --> 00:26:46,958 Sick, right? 465 00:26:48,208 --> 00:26:49,875 Tama's one of my dad's faves. 466 00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:51,500 - Yeah? - Yeah. 467 00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:53,250 - Is he a drummer? - Oh, yeah. 468 00:26:53,750 --> 00:26:55,458 He was in two bands growing up. 469 00:26:55,458 --> 00:26:56,708 He was nice. 470 00:26:56,708 --> 00:26:58,041 Did he teach you how to play? 471 00:26:58,666 --> 00:26:59,833 Not at first. 472 00:27:01,416 --> 00:27:05,750 Believe it or not, I, uh... learned by playing Rock Band. 473 00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:08,041 - The video game? - Yeah. 474 00:27:08,041 --> 00:27:10,041 He saw me spending so much time on it, 475 00:27:10,041 --> 00:27:13,833 and I guess he just thought I needed to learn how to play in real life. 476 00:27:13,833 --> 00:27:15,000 Sounds like a cool dad. 477 00:27:16,250 --> 00:27:17,250 He was. 478 00:27:18,375 --> 00:27:20,166 He, um, passed. 479 00:27:21,166 --> 00:27:22,291 Cancer. 480 00:27:23,291 --> 00:27:26,666 Oh, uh... I'm sorry. 481 00:27:27,666 --> 00:27:30,208 Don't be. It happens. 482 00:27:30,958 --> 00:27:32,875 Well, I bet he'd be really proud of you. 483 00:27:34,625 --> 00:27:36,625 'Cause you're really, really good. 484 00:27:38,375 --> 00:27:39,375 Thanks. 485 00:27:43,458 --> 00:27:46,416 What about you? Your dad teach you anything cool? 486 00:27:46,416 --> 00:27:50,875 Uh, basketball, I guess. Yeah, he's a huge basketball fan. 487 00:27:50,875 --> 00:27:53,125 Mm-hmm. So that's why you wanna dunk. 488 00:27:53,125 --> 00:27:56,875 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, he'd probably think it's pretty cool. 489 00:27:58,083 --> 00:28:00,208 But I actually don't get to see him that much. 490 00:28:00,875 --> 00:28:02,291 My parents are kinda separated. 491 00:28:04,208 --> 00:28:05,541 Oh. 492 00:28:05,541 --> 00:28:06,958 It happens. 493 00:28:08,375 --> 00:28:12,000 I'm pretty sure they'll get bored and get back together eventually. 494 00:28:13,041 --> 00:28:15,333 And in the meantime, I still got basketball. 495 00:28:16,958 --> 00:28:19,166 So, are you gonna try out for the team then? 496 00:28:19,875 --> 00:28:21,791 Uh, nah. 497 00:28:21,791 --> 00:28:24,125 I mean, everyone already knows who's gonna make the team. 498 00:28:24,125 --> 00:28:26,250 And I'd just ride the bench. 499 00:28:26,250 --> 00:28:27,750 I just wanna be a baller. 500 00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:30,125 But you'd still be you. 501 00:28:31,291 --> 00:28:32,583 I-- Yep. 502 00:28:32,583 --> 00:28:36,208 "Every obstacle is an opportunity." 503 00:28:36,208 --> 00:28:38,791 - I knew you were gonna say that. 504 00:28:44,083 --> 00:28:46,375 Do you wanna hear something my dad taught me? 505 00:28:48,041 --> 00:28:49,041 Hell yeah. 506 00:29:01,625 --> 00:29:04,083 - Boom. - It is a great multivitamin. 507 00:29:05,375 --> 00:29:08,375 This bar tastes better than every single other bar. 508 00:29:08,375 --> 00:29:09,916 What up, Hoopers? It's HoopsieDaisy. 509 00:29:09,916 --> 00:29:13,041 You guys know I've always wanted to dunk, and I've tried the diets. 510 00:29:13,041 --> 00:29:15,458 I've tried the jumping workouts. The weird contraptions. 511 00:29:15,458 --> 00:29:18,250 Nothing's worked, but I finally found the solution. 512 00:29:18,250 --> 00:29:20,583 Boom! These are the Vert Boost 99s. 513 00:29:20,583 --> 00:29:23,083 -If you wanna dunk, you need to buy these. 514 00:29:23,083 --> 00:29:24,875 Hit the link down below in the description 515 00:29:24,875 --> 00:29:28,375 and use my code "HoopsieHello" for a little discount. 516 00:29:28,375 --> 00:29:29,583 I got y'all. 517 00:29:35,666 --> 00:29:37,750 Huh? What way do you want me to go? 518 00:29:37,750 --> 00:29:40,375 -What way do you want me to go? 519 00:29:40,375 --> 00:29:43,208 - Yeah. I'm him. I'm him. - Mine, yep. Oh, yeah. 520 00:29:43,208 --> 00:29:44,583 You see that? 521 00:29:45,458 --> 00:29:46,458 Oh. 522 00:29:47,916 --> 00:29:49,291 Did I do that? 523 00:29:51,541 --> 00:29:55,500 According to my calculations, the elevator's going up and coming down! 524 00:29:55,500 --> 00:29:57,875 Is everybody okay? Is everybody all right? 525 00:29:57,875 --> 00:29:59,375 Good game, man. 526 00:29:59,375 --> 00:30:01,458 Oh, baseline. Oh, yeah. 527 00:30:01,458 --> 00:30:04,000 Did I do that? 528 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,875 Dude, who edited this? This is amateur. 529 00:30:05,875 --> 00:30:07,625 Yo, who cares about the filmmaking? 530 00:30:07,625 --> 00:30:09,041 - He's hooping in cosplay. 531 00:30:09,041 --> 00:30:10,583 And he lives two towns over. 532 00:30:10,583 --> 00:30:12,500 Well, he's got less than a thousand subscribers. 533 00:30:12,500 --> 00:30:15,916 - Couldn't you ask someone more legit? - I did, all right? They all ignored me. 534 00:30:15,916 --> 00:30:19,125 Apparently, he played overseas. He's a two-time Estonian League MVP. 535 00:30:19,125 --> 00:30:22,250 Okay, I guess. So, what's the plan? 536 00:30:23,291 --> 00:30:25,791 I'm meeting him at the Galleria today. 537 00:30:25,791 --> 00:30:28,458 When? Better be after our shift. 538 00:30:28,458 --> 00:30:31,125 - Uh... - Dude! 539 00:30:31,125 --> 00:30:32,833 Come on. 540 00:30:33,666 --> 00:30:35,833 You're gonna get into all the good colleges. 541 00:30:35,833 --> 00:30:38,833 Uh-huh, yeah, as well as be a good person who likes to help other people. 542 00:30:38,833 --> 00:30:40,500 - Hmm. 543 00:30:42,291 --> 00:30:44,291 How are you gonna get there? The Galleria's far. 544 00:30:44,291 --> 00:30:45,750 My mom's giving me a ride. 545 00:30:45,750 --> 00:30:49,166 I still need to get my phone, so I told her all the best deals are there. 546 00:30:49,791 --> 00:30:51,541 All right. 547 00:30:52,541 --> 00:30:53,875 Good luck, buddy. 548 00:30:53,875 --> 00:30:55,958 - "Good luck, buddy." 549 00:31:02,291 --> 00:31:04,375 Well, can't you go during your lunch break? 550 00:31:05,333 --> 00:31:07,041 - No. - You haven't started your rounds. 551 00:31:07,041 --> 00:31:08,125 I know that. 552 00:31:08,125 --> 00:31:10,708 You can go. Great. We'll figure it out. Just... 553 00:31:10,708 --> 00:31:13,166 - Tomorrow I'll come in early. - Go, Chen. Thank you. 554 00:31:13,166 --> 00:31:15,250 - Sorry. - Am I wrong? No? 555 00:31:36,541 --> 00:31:38,250 Is everything okay? 556 00:31:38,250 --> 00:31:40,666 Why did we have to come this far? 557 00:31:40,666 --> 00:31:43,958 I told you, there are better deals at the store here. 558 00:31:43,958 --> 00:31:46,166 Your phone's still expensive. 559 00:31:53,250 --> 00:31:54,750 It was an accident. 560 00:31:57,500 --> 00:31:59,458 It's okay. It's nothing. 561 00:32:01,375 --> 00:32:02,666 I can take the bus home. 562 00:32:03,333 --> 00:32:05,875 You can just drop me off. If that helps. 563 00:32:17,166 --> 00:32:19,041 I thought about what you said. 564 00:32:20,041 --> 00:32:21,916 I'm going to start sticking with things. 565 00:32:23,083 --> 00:32:24,083 I promise. 566 00:32:30,291 --> 00:32:31,333 Okay. 567 00:32:43,750 --> 00:32:46,958 Ah. My mans right here got good taste. 568 00:32:46,958 --> 00:32:48,958 I wish, man. I can't afford this. 569 00:32:48,958 --> 00:32:52,166 Oh. My brother, that's a easy wish. 570 00:32:52,666 --> 00:32:55,208 Yeah, get yourself a solid job with some good commission, 571 00:32:55,208 --> 00:32:59,041 and you'll be sending honeys 8K selfies with a Leica lens in no time. 572 00:32:59,041 --> 00:33:00,416 No time at all. 573 00:33:00,416 --> 00:33:02,583 Coincidentally, we're hiring if you want an app. 574 00:33:03,541 --> 00:33:04,541 Deandre? 575 00:33:04,541 --> 00:33:07,375 Oh, shoot. Do we know each other? I owe you money or something? 576 00:33:07,375 --> 00:33:09,958 I DMed you. We were supposed to meet at 2:00? 577 00:33:09,958 --> 00:33:12,500 Oh, right. Yeah, you're the kid who wants to learn how to dunk. 578 00:33:12,500 --> 00:33:14,041 You said you were a basketball coach. 579 00:33:14,041 --> 00:33:16,625 I am. You said you were 6'0''. 580 00:33:16,625 --> 00:33:19,208 - This is dumb. 581 00:33:19,208 --> 00:33:22,583 Yo, yo. Come on, man. I'm sorry, okay? 582 00:33:22,583 --> 00:33:25,333 We got off on the wrong foot. Let's try this again. 583 00:33:26,333 --> 00:33:28,291 I'm Deandre Cooke. 584 00:33:28,291 --> 00:33:29,875 Chang, right? 585 00:33:29,875 --> 00:33:30,958 Yeah. 586 00:33:32,208 --> 00:33:34,583 Yeah, okay. Nice to meet you. 587 00:33:34,583 --> 00:33:37,291 So, how much height do we need? 588 00:33:44,958 --> 00:33:46,750 Just raise it back up when you're done. 589 00:33:47,375 --> 00:33:49,583 Oops. Ah. Too far. 590 00:33:52,916 --> 00:33:55,000 Now this guy here's a county legend. 591 00:33:55,708 --> 00:33:56,875 Buckets Cooke. 592 00:34:01,416 --> 00:34:02,708 You listen to him. 593 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,166 Thanks, Mr. J. 594 00:34:11,291 --> 00:34:12,291 Yikes. Okay. 595 00:34:12,291 --> 00:34:15,625 Well, first of all, your jump mechanics need work. 596 00:34:15,625 --> 00:34:19,083 Right? You're not really generating much power from here or here. 597 00:34:19,083 --> 00:34:20,958 Also, you're only bringing the ball halfway up, 598 00:34:20,958 --> 00:34:22,375 so why are you cheating yourself? 599 00:34:22,375 --> 00:34:24,916 Full extension, okay? Let's try it. 600 00:34:30,416 --> 00:34:33,708 - Oh, oh, oh! Holy crap! - Oh! That was, like, six inches! 601 00:34:33,708 --> 00:34:35,375 So, do you think I could dunk? 602 00:34:35,375 --> 00:34:37,166 - You probably still growing, right? - Mm-hmm. 603 00:34:37,166 --> 00:34:39,041 So, if you stay consistent with your workouts, 604 00:34:39,041 --> 00:34:41,833 in about a half a year to a year, I don't see why not. 605 00:34:41,833 --> 00:34:43,916 Uh, I need to do it in ten weeks. 606 00:34:43,916 --> 00:34:45,375 - Say what now? - Yeah. 607 00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:48,333 It's a long story, but if Chang can't dunk by our last football game, 608 00:34:48,333 --> 00:34:50,000 he's gonna have to move to another school. 609 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,916 I'll do anything you ask me to do. Please. Just help me out. 610 00:34:52,916 --> 00:34:54,333 - Ten weeks? - Mm-hmm. 611 00:34:54,333 --> 00:34:55,833 Okay. So, let's see. 612 00:34:55,833 --> 00:34:59,125 In ten weeks, we're definitely gonna have to do some one-on-ones. 613 00:34:59,125 --> 00:35:03,208 Uh, some weight training. No doubt. Uh, plyo. 614 00:35:03,208 --> 00:35:05,916 - Uh, technique for sure. - Yeah. 615 00:35:06,750 --> 00:35:08,166 - How much you paying? - What? 616 00:35:09,416 --> 00:35:10,708 How much-- 617 00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:11,958 - What? - Uh... 618 00:35:11,958 --> 00:35:16,000 My man, if you're trying to dunk a ball in ten weeks, we gotta do it right. Okay? 619 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:19,083 That means mornings, evenings, Saturdays and Sundays. 620 00:35:19,083 --> 00:35:21,291 - I can't do all that for free. - I don't have any money. 621 00:35:21,291 --> 00:35:23,458 What are you talking about? I just sold you a top-shelf phone. 622 00:35:23,458 --> 00:35:25,041 Yeah, that costed all my savings. 623 00:35:25,041 --> 00:35:28,166 I'll return it, all right? But that's all I got, all right? 624 00:35:28,166 --> 00:35:30,791 - How about that? - Look, I'm sorry, bro. Okay? 625 00:35:30,791 --> 00:35:32,458 I really am, but I-I just can't. 626 00:35:32,458 --> 00:35:35,041 It's not gonna cut it. Okay? 627 00:35:35,958 --> 00:35:37,333 Good luck with your new school. 628 00:35:37,333 --> 00:35:38,708 What do you shoot on? 629 00:35:39,750 --> 00:35:42,000 - I'm sorry? - For your videos. What do you shoot on? 630 00:35:42,958 --> 00:35:45,125 - My phone. - Your phone? Yeah. 631 00:35:45,125 --> 00:35:48,250 And then you just edit everything on what? Let me guess, iMovie? 632 00:35:49,375 --> 00:35:52,833 Mm-hmm. Okay, so, if I were you, I'd be investing in a gimbal at least, right? 633 00:35:52,833 --> 00:35:54,458 'Cause you've got a basketball channel. 634 00:35:54,458 --> 00:35:57,291 You're shooting everything locked down from 30 feet back like it's 1920. 635 00:35:57,291 --> 00:35:59,375 Okay? Get us in on the action. 636 00:35:59,375 --> 00:36:01,708 All right? Don't get me started on that fake slow-motion. 637 00:36:01,708 --> 00:36:04,166 You have to get that in-camera with a high frame rate. 638 00:36:04,666 --> 00:36:06,833 Come on, man. Where's the mise-en-scène? 639 00:36:07,625 --> 00:36:10,958 Look here, little man. I work hard on my videos, okay? 640 00:36:10,958 --> 00:36:12,625 Yes, I bet you do. 641 00:36:12,625 --> 00:36:16,500 I bet you do, and I also bet you're only achieving about 50% of your vision. 642 00:36:18,375 --> 00:36:19,916 So, what are you proposing? 643 00:36:19,916 --> 00:36:21,791 You get Chang dunking like-- 644 00:36:21,791 --> 00:36:23,541 - Who's, uh... - Vince Carter. 645 00:36:23,541 --> 00:36:25,416 - You get Chang dunking like Vince Carter... - Mmm. 646 00:36:25,416 --> 00:36:27,625 ...I'll get your channel looking like Scorsese. 647 00:36:28,750 --> 00:36:29,750 Michael Bay. 648 00:36:29,750 --> 00:36:31,000 Michael Bay? 649 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,333 Yes, Michael Bay. 650 00:36:33,208 --> 00:36:34,291 Mm-hmm. 651 00:36:36,666 --> 00:36:38,625 And he's gotta be in the videos. 652 00:36:38,625 --> 00:36:39,916 What, me? Why? 653 00:36:39,916 --> 00:36:46,041 Because if I can get you, and I mean all of you, to dunk... 654 00:36:46,041 --> 00:36:48,041 ...everybody's gonna be hittin' me up. 655 00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:50,958 So, we got a deal? 656 00:36:55,416 --> 00:36:56,583 You want Michael Bay? 657 00:36:58,708 --> 00:37:00,708 I'll get you Michael Benjamin Bay. 658 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,083 Y'all ain't never shake nobody's hand before? 659 00:37:16,541 --> 00:37:18,500 Now walk off, walk off, walk off. 660 00:37:20,958 --> 00:37:22,125 How'd that look? Good? 661 00:37:22,125 --> 00:37:27,708 So when I say I'm filming in slow-motion, you don't also have to move in slow-mo. 662 00:37:27,708 --> 00:37:29,125 Oh. 663 00:37:29,708 --> 00:37:31,458 Wait. You sure it don't look better? 664 00:37:31,458 --> 00:37:32,750 No. 665 00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:33,833 Okay. 666 00:37:34,833 --> 00:37:37,083 Wow! Good morning, sunshine. 667 00:37:37,083 --> 00:37:39,791 Look who decided to join us. Get him. Get him on camera. 668 00:37:39,791 --> 00:37:41,708 {\an8}Day one, and my dude's already late. 669 00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:46,750 Look, I was up all night brainstorming. We're gonna do a whole series on you. 670 00:37:46,750 --> 00:37:49,500 Can Chang Dunk? 671 00:37:49,500 --> 00:37:51,458 - Uh, no, no. - That's gonna be A-plus content. 672 00:37:51,458 --> 00:37:54,041 All you gotta do is look... Look. You gonna look in the camera, 673 00:37:54,041 --> 00:37:56,791 tell the people who you are and why we're all out here. 674 00:37:56,791 --> 00:37:58,000 Cool. 675 00:37:58,791 --> 00:38:00,000 Action. 676 00:38:00,583 --> 00:38:04,958 Uh, I'm Chang. I'm 16, 5'8", and I'm... 677 00:38:05,791 --> 00:38:09,250 Uh, I'm trying to dunk a basketball, hopefully? 678 00:38:09,250 --> 00:38:11,833 Cut! What? [scoffs] Come on, man! 679 00:38:11,833 --> 00:38:13,291 - What? - Where's your swag? 680 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:14,416 - What? - Your swag. 681 00:38:14,416 --> 00:38:15,916 How you gonna dunk without any swag? 682 00:38:15,916 --> 00:38:17,791 Dunking is, like, 80% swag. 683 00:38:17,791 --> 00:38:19,958 Matt and his friends are gonna clown me if they see this. 684 00:38:19,958 --> 00:38:21,500 So? They already clown you. 685 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:24,000 Yeah, and making YouTube videos is supposed to help? 686 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,833 Okay, you're not making YouTube videos. 687 00:38:25,833 --> 00:38:27,250 He and I are. 688 00:38:27,250 --> 00:38:29,791 You're trying to dunk. 689 00:38:29,791 --> 00:38:33,000 And if you wanna do that, you gotta do what I'm telling you to do. 690 00:38:34,416 --> 00:38:37,000 And right now, what I'm telling you to do, 691 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,333 is worry about being better than you were yesterday. 692 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:43,083 And the only way we'll know if you're better than you were yesterday... 693 00:38:47,708 --> 00:38:50,041 Okay. Hey, just give us a minute, Bo. 694 00:38:50,041 --> 00:38:51,583 Let me holler at you, Chang. 695 00:38:54,875 --> 00:38:56,416 Do you know what swag really is? 696 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:04,833 Swag is believing you can and will do something you can't yet do. 697 00:39:06,541 --> 00:39:07,541 Okay? 698 00:39:08,041 --> 00:39:10,041 So, when I ask you, 699 00:39:10,041 --> 00:39:14,166 "Are you or are you not gonna yam it on Matt's stupid head?" 700 00:39:15,583 --> 00:39:16,583 You say? 701 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,000 I am. 702 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,208 Yeah, you are. 703 00:39:21,791 --> 00:39:23,375 Can you or can you not dunk? 704 00:39:24,875 --> 00:39:27,166 I can dunk. I can dunk. 705 00:39:27,166 --> 00:39:30,125 - Can you or can you not dunk? - Yeah, I can dunk. 706 00:39:30,125 --> 00:39:32,291 - Okay. Can you or can you not dunk? - I can dunk. 707 00:39:32,291 --> 00:39:33,875 - Can you or can you not dunk? - I can dunk. 708 00:39:33,875 --> 00:39:37,500 Okay, then. Look in the camera and tell the people what the move is. Let's go! 709 00:39:39,208 --> 00:39:43,083 Yo. I'm Chang, and I'm gonna dunk it on all my haters. Yeah! 710 00:39:45,375 --> 00:39:48,208 Oh, shoot. Okay. Sorry. 711 00:39:48,208 --> 00:39:50,625 - Oh, you were serious. I didn't know. 712 00:39:50,625 --> 00:39:52,458 - I'm sorry, bro! Come on. - No, no, no! 713 00:39:52,458 --> 00:39:54,250 - We're gonna work on that. - Damn. 714 00:39:54,250 --> 00:39:56,000 - Hey, Chang! Come back! - Come back! 715 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,250 That wasn't awful. 716 00:39:57,250 --> 00:39:58,916 - It just wasn't fantastic. - Come back! 717 00:40:00,041 --> 00:40:01,791 Your home away from home. 718 00:40:02,791 --> 00:40:05,416 No weight. No plates. Just you and the bar. 719 00:40:05,416 --> 00:40:08,375 Whatever's comfortable for you. Find your grip. Knees over toes. 720 00:40:08,375 --> 00:40:09,708 Remember tempo. Nice. 721 00:40:11,291 --> 00:40:12,625 Did you just fart? 722 00:40:12,625 --> 00:40:14,625 -That was Bo. - It's up. It's up. 723 00:40:14,625 --> 00:40:17,083 {\an8}- Let's see what the people say. - Um... 724 00:40:17,083 --> 00:40:18,166 See? 725 00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:19,583 - Hey. - No. Wait. Come here. 726 00:40:21,166 --> 00:40:23,125 ♪ Hey, don't write yourself off yet ♪ 727 00:40:23,125 --> 00:40:24,375 When you take off, 728 00:40:24,375 --> 00:40:27,666 I want you to think about destroying the ground and jumping for the sky. 729 00:40:27,666 --> 00:40:30,625 Destroy the ground and jump to the sky. 730 00:40:30,625 --> 00:40:32,125 ♪ Just try your best ♪ 731 00:40:32,875 --> 00:40:34,041 ♪ Try everything you can ♪ 732 00:40:34,041 --> 00:40:36,083 Up and smooth. Let's go. 733 00:40:36,083 --> 00:40:39,166 ♪ And don't you worry What they tell themselves ♪ 734 00:40:39,166 --> 00:40:40,875 ♪ When you're away ♪ 735 00:40:42,375 --> 00:40:44,541 ♪ It just takes some time ♪ 736 00:40:44,541 --> 00:40:47,208 ♪ Little girl You're in the middle of the ride ♪ 737 00:40:47,208 --> 00:40:50,375 ♪ Everything, everything Will be just fine ♪ 738 00:40:50,375 --> 00:40:54,916 ♪ Everything, everything Will be all right, all right ♪ 739 00:40:54,916 --> 00:40:58,375 One of the key things about dunking a basketball is the grip. 740 00:40:58,375 --> 00:41:01,625 At the bottom of that rice bucket is a key. 741 00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:03,375 Yes, the rice is your friend. 742 00:41:03,375 --> 00:41:05,333 Let's go! Find that rhythm. 743 00:41:06,125 --> 00:41:08,041 ♪ Live right now ♪ 744 00:41:08,041 --> 00:41:09,458 ♪ Yeah, just be yourself ♪ 745 00:41:09,458 --> 00:41:11,208 Make sure you drag and drop it. 746 00:41:11,875 --> 00:41:12,875 No touching. 747 00:41:12,875 --> 00:41:15,250 -♪ It doesn't matter if it's good enough ♪ 748 00:41:15,250 --> 00:41:16,583 ♪ For someone else ♪ 749 00:41:18,125 --> 00:41:20,000 ♪ It just takes some time ♪ 750 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,125 ♪ Little girl... ♪ 751 00:41:21,125 --> 00:41:22,208 Put that on. 752 00:41:23,583 --> 00:41:25,416 - Keep it going, Chang. 753 00:41:25,416 --> 00:41:26,750 Bo, you getting this? 754 00:41:26,750 --> 00:41:28,166 Man, cream cheese, man. 755 00:41:28,166 --> 00:41:30,000 Can't ever really be beat. Gotta be honest. 756 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,541 ♪ It just takes some time ♪ 757 00:41:31,541 --> 00:41:33,250 ♪ Little girl You're in the middle of the ride ♪ 758 00:41:34,583 --> 00:41:37,416 Smooth. One motion. Let me see. Here we go. 759 00:41:38,166 --> 00:41:39,916 Hey! 760 00:41:39,916 --> 00:41:41,541 - You're bouncy! 761 00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:51,875 - What's up, Chang? - Sup, Todd? 762 00:41:57,500 --> 00:41:59,625 - Oh! 763 00:41:59,625 --> 00:42:01,791 This is what happens when you're late. 764 00:42:02,833 --> 00:42:04,250 Hey, Bo, you got that? 765 00:42:05,833 --> 00:42:10,041 ♪ Hey, don't write yourself off yet ♪ 766 00:42:10,541 --> 00:42:12,333 ♪ It's only in your head You feel left out ♪ 767 00:42:12,333 --> 00:42:13,958 Come on, Chang. Push! 768 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,416 You're a machine. 769 00:42:18,708 --> 00:42:20,500 -♪ Just do your best ♪ -♪ Do everything you can ♪ 770 00:42:28,916 --> 00:42:31,041 ♪ It just takes some time ♪ 771 00:42:32,208 --> 00:42:34,125 ♪ Little girl You're in the middle of the ride ♪ 772 00:42:34,125 --> 00:42:37,083 ♪ Everything, everything Will be just fine ♪ 773 00:42:37,083 --> 00:42:41,166 ♪ Everything, everything Will be all right, all right ♪ 774 00:42:41,166 --> 00:42:42,875 ♪ It just takes some time ♪ 775 00:42:42,875 --> 00:42:45,708 ♪ Little girl You're in the middle of the ride ♪ 776 00:42:45,708 --> 00:42:48,500 ♪ Everything, everything Will be just fine ♪ 777 00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:52,500 ♪ Everything, everything Will be all right, all right ♪ 778 00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:54,333 ♪ It just takes some time ♪ 779 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,708 - Yeah! 780 00:43:00,833 --> 00:43:03,666 ♪ Everything, everything Will be all right ♪ 781 00:43:19,208 --> 00:43:22,125 ♪ I wish I was special ♪ 782 00:43:23,958 --> 00:43:27,208 ♪ But I'm a creep ♪ 783 00:43:27,208 --> 00:43:29,916 ♪ I'm a weirdo ♪ 784 00:43:29,916 --> 00:43:33,250 ♪ What the hell am I doing here? ♪ 785 00:43:33,250 --> 00:43:34,333 ♪ I don't be-- ♪ 786 00:43:36,416 --> 00:43:37,583 Wait, why did you stop? 787 00:43:37,583 --> 00:43:39,166 Okay, I live around here. All right? 788 00:43:39,166 --> 00:43:40,833 I don't want my neighbors to hate me. 789 00:43:41,500 --> 00:43:43,166 That and I'm camera shy. 790 00:43:43,166 --> 00:43:45,875 There's a lot of evidence suggesting otherwise. 791 00:43:45,875 --> 00:43:48,333 Oh, great. You found Dre's channel. 792 00:43:49,583 --> 00:43:51,458 Some people in the band showed it to me. 793 00:43:51,458 --> 00:43:53,583 But it's pretty awesome. 794 00:43:54,291 --> 00:43:55,458 - Really? - Yeah. 795 00:43:55,458 --> 00:43:57,208 And you're making a lot of progress. 796 00:43:58,916 --> 00:44:01,625 Not quite there yet, but I'm getting close. 797 00:44:08,333 --> 00:44:09,791 What's that over there? 798 00:44:09,791 --> 00:44:12,791 It's a project my dad started but never finished. 799 00:44:13,375 --> 00:44:15,958 My mom wants to do something with it, but she's been too busy. 800 00:44:15,958 --> 00:44:17,583 So, it's just been sitting there. 801 00:44:20,791 --> 00:44:23,041 Can we please go before she comes back? 802 00:44:23,041 --> 00:44:25,291 What, are you afraid I'm gonna embarrass you or something? 803 00:44:25,291 --> 00:44:29,458 No, no. It's more that I'm afraid she's gonna embarrass me. 804 00:44:29,458 --> 00:44:30,875 How so? 805 00:44:31,833 --> 00:44:35,916 Uh, it's hard to explain. She's just... 806 00:44:35,916 --> 00:44:37,375 A mom? 807 00:44:37,375 --> 00:44:39,208 I guess. 808 00:44:42,541 --> 00:44:43,875 We have a weird relationship. 809 00:44:45,750 --> 00:44:48,333 Yeah, we don't really get along. 810 00:44:50,500 --> 00:44:52,916 Well, my mom and I used to be at each other's throats. 811 00:44:52,916 --> 00:44:54,291 We couldn't stand each other. 812 00:44:54,875 --> 00:45:01,125 But after my dad died, we got super close. My sister and I too. 813 00:45:02,416 --> 00:45:03,416 Don't get me wrong. 814 00:45:03,416 --> 00:45:07,583 They still annoy the hell out of me, but deep down, I know we're like this. 815 00:45:12,666 --> 00:45:16,208 Sometimes, family doesn't always love us the way we want. 816 00:45:17,541 --> 00:45:19,291 Doesn't mean they're not trying their best. 817 00:45:22,291 --> 00:45:25,666 Wow. That's-- That's deep. 818 00:45:28,208 --> 00:45:29,333 You're deep. 819 00:45:30,166 --> 00:45:31,541 - Shut up. - What? You are. 820 00:45:31,541 --> 00:45:33,125 - You are. - I'm serious. 821 00:45:35,041 --> 00:45:36,541 It's got a lot of potential. 822 00:45:38,250 --> 00:45:39,875 You should help her fix it up. 823 00:45:39,875 --> 00:45:40,958 Uh-- 824 00:45:42,541 --> 00:45:43,541 I will. 825 00:45:45,958 --> 00:45:46,958 Once I dunk. 826 00:45:50,083 --> 00:45:51,125 Yeah. 827 00:46:16,500 --> 00:46:18,250 I don't know how he got it in. 828 00:46:22,250 --> 00:46:23,833 Get up. Nice. 829 00:46:23,833 --> 00:46:25,083 Good. 830 00:46:26,416 --> 00:46:27,875 Oh. Good. 831 00:46:28,458 --> 00:46:30,291 Y'all wanna run? We need two. 832 00:46:34,583 --> 00:46:35,833 Come on. I got you. 833 00:46:35,833 --> 00:46:38,541 {\an8}Rely on me if you need to, but you're a machine. Let's go. 834 00:46:38,541 --> 00:46:40,791 {\an8}What's up, y'all? Who we got? How many we got? 835 00:46:42,083 --> 00:46:43,500 {\an8}Hey, pull up! Pull up, pull up! 836 00:46:57,833 --> 00:46:59,500 {\an8}I got you. Come on. Let's work. 837 00:46:59,500 --> 00:47:03,291 {\an8}- Yo, let's go! Pick it up! - Right there. Right there. 838 00:47:03,291 --> 00:47:04,541 {\an8} We got a Chang overboard. 839 00:47:04,541 --> 00:47:06,833 {\an8}Lock up. Let 'em know we just don't play offense. 840 00:47:06,833 --> 00:47:08,625 {\an8}Okay? I'm here. 841 00:47:09,833 --> 00:47:11,833 {\an8}- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. - Go, go, go, go! 842 00:47:14,833 --> 00:47:16,458 {\an8}Heck yeah. Nice. 843 00:47:16,458 --> 00:47:19,375 {\an8}Nothing to say. Way to trail, Chang. Way to trail. 844 00:47:21,958 --> 00:47:23,291 {\an8}Right there. Find a space. 845 00:47:23,875 --> 00:47:25,333 {\an8}Create your space. 846 00:47:25,333 --> 00:47:27,791 {\an8}Good shot, boy. Good [bleep] shot, kid. 847 00:47:28,375 --> 00:47:29,750 {\an8}- Good shot, boy. - That's money! 848 00:47:29,750 --> 00:47:32,083 {\an8}What I tell you? Good shot! 849 00:47:32,083 --> 00:47:33,166 {\an8}Let's go, now. Lock up. 850 00:47:45,791 --> 00:47:49,208 Yeah! My man got up, didn't he? He got up, didn't he? 851 00:47:56,625 --> 00:47:58,458 Look. Right here, this is my go-to. 852 00:47:58,458 --> 00:48:01,958 Okay, look. Check it out. In and out. Cross. Take off on one foot. Watch. 853 00:48:02,791 --> 00:48:04,125 Oh! 854 00:48:04,125 --> 00:48:06,541 In your face! 855 00:48:06,541 --> 00:48:09,250 Man! That must feel so good to do in game. 856 00:48:09,250 --> 00:48:11,000 Oh, it's unbelievable. 857 00:48:11,541 --> 00:48:13,458 Spiritual, honestly. 858 00:48:13,458 --> 00:48:15,333 Everyone in the room got hit with this feeling. 859 00:48:15,333 --> 00:48:16,958 - Let's go! - You see that? 860 00:48:16,958 --> 00:48:19,500 - They're jumping up and down, screaming... -Heigh-ho! Hey! What's my name? 861 00:48:19,500 --> 00:48:22,416 ...sharing the same damn energy, and it's all because of you. 862 00:48:22,416 --> 00:48:24,666 Like, I did that. You know? 863 00:48:27,291 --> 00:48:28,583 Hey, can I ask you something? 864 00:48:29,375 --> 00:48:30,708 Oh, yeah, man. Shoot. 865 00:48:32,375 --> 00:48:34,333 Did you ever try to make it to the League? 866 00:48:34,916 --> 00:48:37,375 You know I did. Absolutely. 867 00:48:37,375 --> 00:48:39,250 After college, I had a tryout or two. 868 00:48:39,791 --> 00:48:43,458 I worked my ass off. Nobody worked harder than me. 869 00:48:45,041 --> 00:48:46,208 But it didn't work out. 870 00:48:49,416 --> 00:48:50,416 Why not? 871 00:48:51,250 --> 00:48:52,333 Lots of reasons. 872 00:48:53,333 --> 00:48:56,875 Some because of me. Some out of my control. 873 00:48:57,791 --> 00:49:00,416 But that's life, you know? 874 00:49:00,416 --> 00:49:04,500 I still made it to Europe. I played really well. 875 00:49:04,500 --> 00:49:06,666 You know what I'm saying? Like, I had a blast over there. 876 00:49:09,875 --> 00:49:12,458 You know, sometimes the call doesn't go your way. 877 00:49:13,666 --> 00:49:15,250 You just gotta play through it. 878 00:49:17,625 --> 00:49:19,583 Okay, okay. 879 00:49:21,416 --> 00:49:23,041 My turn to ask a question. 880 00:49:25,083 --> 00:49:28,208 Why do you wanna dunk so bad? Huh? 881 00:49:28,208 --> 00:49:29,791 Is it really about this bet with Matt, 882 00:49:29,791 --> 00:49:33,041 or does it have something to do with that pretty little girl you got your eye on? 883 00:49:36,083 --> 00:49:38,750 I mean, yeah. All of the above. 884 00:49:40,416 --> 00:49:44,750 I guess if I could dunk, it would be proof that I could be more than who I am. 885 00:49:46,541 --> 00:49:49,083 You know, someone special. 886 00:49:50,541 --> 00:49:56,875 Chang, I ain't ever met a kid who gets up at 5:30 a.m. at his own volition 887 00:49:57,625 --> 00:50:01,166 just to bust his butt for two months straight. 888 00:50:01,166 --> 00:50:03,125 You already damn special. 889 00:50:04,208 --> 00:50:07,416 And don't you let anyone ever convince you otherwise. 890 00:50:08,875 --> 00:50:10,166 Can I ask you something else? 891 00:50:10,833 --> 00:50:11,833 Absolutely. 892 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:14,916 - Just be honest with me, all right? - Always. 893 00:50:15,500 --> 00:50:19,000 Do you really think I'm gonna dunk? 894 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:22,958 Chang, I know you're gonna dunk. 895 00:50:30,250 --> 00:50:31,250 Oh. 896 00:50:34,083 --> 00:50:35,166 Ooh! 897 00:50:37,166 --> 00:50:39,041 Chang, let's go, baby. Let's go. 898 00:50:42,583 --> 00:50:43,625 Hey, Mom. 899 00:50:47,916 --> 00:50:48,916 Are you hungry? 900 00:50:59,666 --> 00:51:02,250 When did you learn how to do this? 901 00:51:02,250 --> 00:51:03,583 I've been practicing. 902 00:51:09,750 --> 00:51:12,541 So? Do you like it? 903 00:51:13,041 --> 00:51:14,041 Mmm. 904 00:51:15,791 --> 00:51:17,291 Needs a little more salt. 905 00:51:19,625 --> 00:51:21,500 I saw you walking with a girl. 906 00:51:24,333 --> 00:51:25,750 Is that your girlfriend? 907 00:51:26,666 --> 00:51:30,083 No, we're just in the band together. 908 00:51:30,083 --> 00:51:31,375 She's just a friend. 909 00:51:31,375 --> 00:51:32,875 She's pretty. 910 00:51:32,875 --> 00:51:36,083 Yeah, uh-- I guess. She's pretty. 911 00:51:36,083 --> 00:51:37,416 Does she like you? 912 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,958 I don't know. Probably not. 913 00:51:43,125 --> 00:51:44,541 You're just too shy. 914 00:51:48,041 --> 00:51:49,666 You need to be more confident. 915 00:51:50,666 --> 00:51:53,291 Yeah, well, we're just friends, so it's... 916 00:51:54,208 --> 00:51:55,208 Hmm. 917 00:51:57,208 --> 00:51:58,208 Okay. 918 00:51:59,916 --> 00:52:00,958 How is school? 919 00:52:04,416 --> 00:52:06,708 Good. Good. 920 00:52:08,791 --> 00:52:10,750 You seem very busy these days. 921 00:52:12,416 --> 00:52:15,208 Yeah, I feel like I could take on new things, so I have. 922 00:52:16,333 --> 00:52:17,333 Like what? 923 00:52:18,500 --> 00:52:20,125 Like hobbies. 924 00:52:20,125 --> 00:52:21,875 What kind of hobbies? 925 00:52:21,875 --> 00:52:24,583 I don't know. Like-- Good ones. Does it matter? 926 00:52:25,208 --> 00:52:27,458 I'm just asking simple questions. 927 00:52:27,458 --> 00:52:30,125 Yeah, but it just sounds like you're implying something. 928 00:52:30,125 --> 00:52:32,750 You know, like, whatever I'm doing is a waste of my time. 929 00:52:32,750 --> 00:52:34,333 I didn't say that. 930 00:52:34,333 --> 00:52:35,958 Yeah, but that's what you meant, right? 931 00:52:37,166 --> 00:52:40,958 Why are you getting angry? I'm just asking simple questions. 932 00:52:40,958 --> 00:52:43,166 Because everything you say feels like a judgment. 933 00:52:44,541 --> 00:52:47,291 Maybe there's something you don't want to tell me. 934 00:52:47,291 --> 00:52:49,166 See? Exactly. 935 00:52:53,291 --> 00:52:55,875 How can I judge you? I know you. 936 00:52:56,750 --> 00:52:58,000 Oh, you know me? 937 00:53:05,916 --> 00:53:08,125 What does that have to do with anything? 938 00:53:08,125 --> 00:53:10,208 Because it make you easily get upset. 939 00:53:10,958 --> 00:53:13,541 You always worry about what other people think about you, 940 00:53:13,541 --> 00:53:15,333 not worry about yourself. 941 00:53:15,833 --> 00:53:18,666 You need to be more tough, okay? 942 00:53:19,625 --> 00:53:21,708 Otherwise, people easy to bully you. 943 00:53:21,708 --> 00:53:23,708 What are you even talking about? 944 00:53:31,875 --> 00:53:32,875 Whatever. 945 00:53:56,375 --> 00:53:57,375 - It's all right. 946 00:53:57,375 --> 00:53:59,041 - You're okay. - Close, man. 947 00:53:59,541 --> 00:54:02,625 Chang, don't hurt yourself, okay? We've been in here a while. 948 00:54:03,125 --> 00:54:04,333 You got this, Chang. 949 00:54:04,333 --> 00:54:05,541 Come on, Chang! 950 00:54:05,541 --> 00:54:06,625 You good? 951 00:54:12,291 --> 00:54:14,791 - Okay. Okay, we're done. We're done. 952 00:54:14,791 --> 00:54:16,458 Come on. Come on. 953 00:54:18,166 --> 00:54:22,666 Hey. You're there. All right? You're there. 954 00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:26,625 The adrenaline from tomorrow is gonna give you the extra bounce you need. 955 00:54:26,625 --> 00:54:28,041 Give yourself a break. 956 00:54:29,041 --> 00:54:32,625 So, uh, we got you a little something. 957 00:54:38,166 --> 00:54:41,125 Yo. 958 00:54:41,791 --> 00:54:42,791 {\an8} Yes, sir. 959 00:54:44,375 --> 00:54:46,041 - There it is. There it is. - Yes, sir. 960 00:54:46,041 --> 00:54:47,625 Hey, do me a favor tomorrow. 961 00:54:47,625 --> 00:54:51,208 When you throw it down, don't forget to scream, all right? 962 00:54:51,208 --> 00:54:53,375 I want these people to know who they're messing with. 963 00:54:53,375 --> 00:54:54,958 - You got it. - Okay. 964 00:54:55,666 --> 00:54:56,666 Thank you. 965 00:54:57,541 --> 00:54:58,708 Let's go get something to eat. 966 00:54:58,708 --> 00:55:02,166 You've been training all day. All day long. 967 00:55:02,166 --> 00:55:03,750 Give yourself a break. 968 00:55:05,750 --> 00:55:09,750 Hey, everyone. Yo, so tomorrow is the big day. 969 00:55:09,750 --> 00:55:13,750 Um, I'm still not hitting it yet, but I'm feeling really good, you know? 970 00:55:13,750 --> 00:55:18,208 I'm just really grateful that everyone who's been supporting me on-- on, uh-- 971 00:55:22,500 --> 00:55:24,583 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 972 00:55:29,583 --> 00:55:33,416 Hey, sup, guys? Um, Chang here. Yo, tomorrow's, like, the-- 973 00:56:26,500 --> 00:56:28,833 Almost, dude. Hey, next time dunk it. 974 00:56:28,833 --> 00:56:30,291 You kind of cheated though. 975 00:56:30,291 --> 00:56:32,541 Relax, it's gym class. Stop trying so hard. 976 00:56:32,541 --> 00:56:35,333 You always worry about what other people think about you, 977 00:56:35,333 --> 00:56:37,041 not worry about yourself. 978 00:56:37,541 --> 00:56:39,166 You need to be more tough. 979 00:56:39,166 --> 00:56:40,708 It's got a lot of potential. 980 00:56:40,708 --> 00:56:42,375 You should help her fix it up. 981 00:56:42,375 --> 00:56:44,458 I will. Once I dunk. 982 00:56:44,458 --> 00:56:48,416 Chang, I know you're gonna dunk. 983 00:56:57,208 --> 00:57:00,291 - Okay. My guy looks ready. 984 00:57:00,291 --> 00:57:01,375 Yeah. 985 00:57:01,375 --> 00:57:02,916 Did I do that? 986 00:57:02,916 --> 00:57:06,541 Did you do what? Play me in one-on-one? 'Cause I know you don't wanna do that. 987 00:57:07,166 --> 00:57:08,958 Hey, where are Kristy and Bo? 988 00:57:08,958 --> 00:57:10,583 Oh, they'll be here. 989 00:57:11,208 --> 00:57:16,750 Hey, it's all in here, remember? You worked hard for this. You're ready. 990 00:57:16,750 --> 00:57:18,458 Yo, let's go already. 991 00:57:23,083 --> 00:57:25,375 - I know. Nervous. - I mean... 992 00:57:31,041 --> 00:57:32,916 Chang. Dude, I really got to thank you, man. 993 00:57:32,916 --> 00:57:37,000 I mean, my eBay right now is-- is lit for your Charizard. 994 00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:38,458 Easiest 5K I've ever made. 995 00:57:38,458 --> 00:57:41,458 Yeah? Well, I already got a spot on my wall for your Kobe jersey. 996 00:57:41,458 --> 00:57:42,875 Ooh! 997 00:57:42,875 --> 00:57:43,958 Wow. 998 00:57:43,958 --> 00:57:47,125 I mean, that's big talk for somebody whose friends didn't even bother to show up. 999 00:57:51,208 --> 00:57:52,958 - Oh, no! - Hey! 1000 00:57:55,875 --> 00:57:57,208 What the hell? 1001 00:58:17,541 --> 00:58:19,125 Dude, seriously? What? 1002 00:59:03,458 --> 00:59:04,625 Band, ten-hut. 1003 00:59:04,625 --> 00:59:05,708 Chang. 1004 00:59:08,458 --> 00:59:11,291 - Get 'em, Chang! 1005 00:59:11,291 --> 00:59:13,333 - All you, man. - You got it. 1006 00:59:15,833 --> 00:59:18,416 - Show 'em what's up. - You got this! 1007 00:59:18,416 --> 00:59:20,125 Chang! Chang! Chang! 1008 00:59:20,125 --> 00:59:24,375 Chang! Chang! Chang! Chang! Chang! Chang! 1009 00:59:24,375 --> 00:59:25,875 Don't forget to scream. 1010 00:59:25,875 --> 00:59:29,291 Chang! Chang! Chang! Chang! Chang! Chang! 1011 01:00:06,708 --> 01:00:09,416 Chang! Chang! Chang! Chang! Chang! 1012 01:00:16,666 --> 01:00:18,000 Deandre! 1013 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,958 You know I got you, boy. You know I got you. 1014 01:00:26,958 --> 01:00:30,291 ♪ Darlin' don't you go and cut your hair ♪ 1015 01:00:30,291 --> 01:00:31,375 You got it, bro! 1016 01:00:31,375 --> 01:00:33,541 - Come, on Chang! - Looks like you were wrong, Matt. 1017 01:00:33,541 --> 01:00:34,833 Turns out I can dunk. 1018 01:00:36,166 --> 01:00:37,666 You go, Chang! 1019 01:00:38,458 --> 01:00:39,583 You know, that's nice. 1020 01:00:40,250 --> 01:00:42,333 Now shave his head! 1021 01:00:42,333 --> 01:00:46,750 Shave his head! Shave his head! Shave his head! 1022 01:00:46,750 --> 01:00:51,125 Shave his head! Shave his head! Shave his head! Shave his head! 1023 01:01:37,958 --> 01:01:40,625 - You dunked. - I dunked. 1024 01:01:40,625 --> 01:01:43,000 My heart can't stop pounding. 1025 01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:44,541 I know. I can feel it. 1026 01:01:49,583 --> 01:01:50,750 I'm really into you. 1027 01:01:52,708 --> 01:01:53,708 About time. 1028 01:02:53,166 --> 01:02:54,291 Chang 2.0. 1029 01:02:58,125 --> 01:03:01,458 Yes! [cheers] Yes! 1030 01:03:11,500 --> 01:03:14,583 Chang! What's up, bro? 1031 01:03:14,583 --> 01:03:16,666 ♪ Know you wanna play 'round ♪ 1032 01:03:18,208 --> 01:03:20,458 ♪ Well, baby, I'm on the playground ♪ 1033 01:03:23,875 --> 01:03:26,083 - Chang! Chang. Chang. 1034 01:03:26,083 --> 01:03:28,708 Dude. Have you seen the metrics on your new video? 1035 01:03:28,708 --> 01:03:32,500 - Yes. Do you think it's gonna go viral? - Dude, viral? 1036 01:03:32,500 --> 01:03:34,416 My brother, my man, look at this. 1037 01:03:34,416 --> 01:03:36,583 - Hey, Chang. - You're gonna be a meme. 1038 01:03:38,166 --> 01:03:40,333 - I'm friends with a meme! 1039 01:03:42,208 --> 01:03:44,833 Uh, dude, I-I gotta go. I'll see you at practice? 1040 01:03:44,833 --> 01:03:47,791 Yeah. Wait, hold on. You didn't tell me what happened with you and Kristy. 1041 01:03:49,291 --> 01:03:50,375 What? 1042 01:03:52,125 --> 01:03:53,125 Sick. 1043 01:04:05,458 --> 01:04:06,916 What are you doing here? 1044 01:04:06,916 --> 01:04:09,416 I shoot around every morning. What are you doing here? 1045 01:04:09,416 --> 01:04:13,833 I, uh, am... 1046 01:04:15,833 --> 01:04:17,750 - reliving my victory. 1047 01:04:18,250 --> 01:04:20,166 Yeah, don't let this bet get to your head, Chang. 1048 01:04:20,750 --> 01:04:22,583 It doesn't really mean anything. Ball. 1049 01:04:24,666 --> 01:04:26,500 Okay. Look, dude, what do you want? 1050 01:04:27,458 --> 01:04:30,250 I just want you to know that the old Chang is gone. 1051 01:04:30,958 --> 01:04:33,625 The new Chang is here, and he's not for being disrespected. 1052 01:04:40,625 --> 01:04:41,625 Whatever, man. 1053 01:04:45,250 --> 01:04:48,000 Hey, Chang. Principal's looking for you. 1054 01:04:48,750 --> 01:04:51,708 You do something bad? 1055 01:05:01,791 --> 01:05:03,208 Hi, Principal Elliot? 1056 01:05:03,208 --> 01:05:04,333 Come in. 1057 01:05:04,333 --> 01:05:06,958 All right. Yeah. He can greet a couple of fans. 1058 01:05:06,958 --> 01:05:08,208 I need to know-- 1059 01:05:09,833 --> 01:05:12,833 There you are. You'll never guess who called for you. 1060 01:05:12,833 --> 01:05:14,541 -ESPN? - Yes. 1061 01:05:14,541 --> 01:05:16,500 -Like, the ESPN? - Yes. 1062 01:05:16,500 --> 01:05:18,333 Yo, the producer said I'd be on the Get Up. 1063 01:05:18,333 --> 01:05:19,708 -What? - Yeah. 1064 01:05:19,708 --> 01:05:22,208 And Principal Elliot already gave me permission to skip school. 1065 01:05:22,208 --> 01:05:24,708 -That's crazy. That's-- That's awesome. 1066 01:05:24,708 --> 01:05:26,208 So, your mom's gonna take you? 1067 01:05:26,208 --> 01:05:28,541 Uh, nah, Dre. Dre's gonna take me. 1068 01:05:28,541 --> 01:05:29,916 -Okay, that's great. - Yeah. 1069 01:05:31,541 --> 01:05:34,208 What's-- What's that face? 1070 01:05:34,833 --> 01:05:36,708 Um, do you wanna come? 1071 01:05:36,708 --> 01:05:38,958 I don't wanna get in the way of your big moment. 1072 01:05:39,666 --> 01:05:41,125 How could you get in the way? 1073 01:05:41,708 --> 01:05:44,541 I mean, a big part of why I'm here is because of you. 1074 01:05:45,041 --> 01:05:47,083 -Is that so? 1075 01:05:47,083 --> 01:05:49,833 I mean, yeah. Yeah. 1076 01:05:49,833 --> 01:05:53,958 Okay. Well, I'll ask my mom. 1077 01:05:53,958 --> 01:05:56,125 Tell her Chang requests your presence. 1078 01:05:56,125 --> 01:05:57,583 What are you now, a king? 1079 01:05:57,583 --> 01:06:00,333 - Uh, president. Kings summon. 1080 01:06:00,333 --> 01:06:02,333 - Oh, shoot. Yo, my mom's home. 1081 01:06:02,333 --> 01:06:04,083 - I'll talk to you later? -Okay. Bye. 1082 01:06:07,041 --> 01:06:09,541 Hey, Mom. 1083 01:06:11,833 --> 01:06:13,833 Uh-- It was-- It was a good day. 1084 01:06:13,833 --> 01:06:15,458 - Really? - Yeah. 1085 01:06:15,458 --> 01:06:16,666 What happened? 1086 01:06:17,708 --> 01:06:20,500 I got asked to represent the school at this thing in New York. 1087 01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:22,166 - Good for you. - Yeah. 1088 01:06:26,250 --> 01:06:29,083 No, uh, one of the teachers said they would chaperone me, so... 1089 01:06:29,083 --> 01:06:30,666 Oh, okay. 1090 01:06:34,125 --> 01:06:35,583 Yeah. Okay. Thanks, Mom. 1091 01:06:37,250 --> 01:06:38,291 Love you. 1092 01:06:40,833 --> 01:06:42,125 ♪ I was down bad Now I'm up ♪ 1093 01:06:42,125 --> 01:06:43,291 New York, baby. 1094 01:06:44,083 --> 01:06:45,708 See? You did it. 1095 01:06:47,375 --> 01:06:49,625 - Hey, man. - Look both ways, Bo. 1096 01:06:50,625 --> 01:06:52,625 - My boy made it to New York City. - Yeah! 1097 01:06:52,625 --> 01:06:54,125 - That's a chubby pigeon. - Whoo-hoo! 1098 01:06:54,125 --> 01:06:56,500 ♪ We honk, they call Right now... ♪ 1099 01:06:56,500 --> 01:06:58,791 - Come on. - Bomb. This is actually bomb. 1100 01:06:58,791 --> 01:07:01,791 ♪ I was down bad for about six weeks Waiting on a check, now the money on me ♪ 1101 01:07:01,791 --> 01:07:03,250 So, how you doing? 1102 01:07:03,250 --> 01:07:04,791 Yeah, New York. 1103 01:07:07,458 --> 01:07:09,958 ♪ You, boy, what you wanna do? You're 42, trying to act like... ♪ 1104 01:07:19,500 --> 01:07:20,666 - Yeah, but-- - He's 37. 1105 01:07:20,666 --> 01:07:23,166 He's still averaging 35 and 12 a night. That's what he's doing. 1106 01:07:23,166 --> 01:07:26,583 All right, all right, all right. We're gonna cut the argument off there 1107 01:07:26,583 --> 01:07:30,083 because we actually have a really inspiring story. 1108 01:07:30,083 --> 01:07:33,833 {\an8}Especially for us vertically-challenged people. 1109 01:07:33,833 --> 01:07:34,916 {\an8}Take a look. 1110 01:07:34,916 --> 01:07:37,000 {\an8} Chang! Chang! Chang! 1111 01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:39,291 Chang! Chang! Chang! Chang! Chang! Chang! 1112 01:07:39,291 --> 01:07:42,500 {\an8}-Chang! Chang! Chang! Chang! 1113 01:07:42,500 --> 01:07:45,458 {\an8}- Ooh. - That's what I'm talking about. 1114 01:07:45,458 --> 01:07:46,708 What did we think, Perk? 1115 01:07:46,708 --> 01:07:48,875 {\an8}- I mean, you know, it was... - All right. 1116 01:07:48,875 --> 01:07:51,333 {\an8}It's the whole story though. He's 5'8". He's inspirational. 1117 01:07:51,333 --> 01:07:53,416 - His story is beautiful. I get it. - Okay. 1118 01:07:53,416 --> 01:07:54,541 I'm talking about the dunk. 1119 01:07:54,541 --> 01:07:57,000 Okay, well, let's talk to the person himself. 1120 01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:59,125 {\an8}Please, everybody, welcome Chang. 1121 01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:03,625 - What's up, brother? - Hey, guys. 1122 01:08:03,625 --> 01:08:06,083 {\an8}- How you doing? Bring this man a seat. 1123 01:08:06,083 --> 01:08:07,541 {\an8}Look at you, superstar. 1124 01:08:07,541 --> 01:08:09,291 {\an8}- What's going on? - Hi, nice to meet you. 1125 01:08:09,291 --> 01:08:11,375 {\an8}- Hello. Nice to meet you. - Hi. Nice to meet you. 1126 01:08:11,375 --> 01:08:13,958 {\an8}- There's a superstar in the building. - Hey, thank you. Thank you. 1127 01:08:13,958 --> 01:08:16,083 Hi, Chang. Tell us a little bit about yourself. 1128 01:08:16,083 --> 01:08:17,416 Yeah. Who is Chang? 1129 01:08:17,416 --> 01:08:19,958 - Hey, turn my man up. He's about to speak. - Um-- Uh-- 1130 01:08:19,958 --> 01:08:21,041 No touchy. 1131 01:08:21,041 --> 01:08:25,458 I'm, you know, just a kid who got told he couldn't do something. 1132 01:08:26,708 --> 01:08:28,291 And I thought otherwise. 1133 01:08:28,291 --> 01:08:29,375 Guess who was right. 1134 01:08:29,375 --> 01:08:31,375 {\an8}- Oh. Okay. Okay. - Okay. Okay. 1135 01:08:31,375 --> 01:08:33,333 {\an8}Yeah. So, like, what's your training regimen? 1136 01:08:33,333 --> 01:08:35,541 {\an8}Because I've seen the beginning of your videos. 1137 01:08:35,541 --> 01:08:37,000 You made quite the big jump, man. 1138 01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:39,708 - I see what you did there. That was good. - Thank you. 1139 01:08:39,708 --> 01:08:42,458 -I thought of that before I had breakfast. 1140 01:08:42,458 --> 01:08:45,083 You know they say in magic that a trick is only good 1141 01:08:45,083 --> 01:08:47,083 if there's some mystery to it, so... 1142 01:08:47,083 --> 01:08:51,125 {\an8}Ooh, look at you. Dropping balls and wisdom. I like it. 1143 01:08:51,708 --> 01:08:54,083 Okay, what I will say is, it was a lot of hard work. 1144 01:08:54,083 --> 01:08:55,500 You know. A lot of dedication. 1145 01:08:56,083 --> 01:08:59,000 But I told myself early on that I was gonna do it no matter what. 1146 01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:02,583 Well, I think we see how far somebody can go 1147 01:09:02,583 --> 01:09:04,375 if they just put a little commitment into it. 1148 01:09:04,375 --> 01:09:05,583 {\an8}- Facts. - See? 1149 01:09:05,583 --> 01:09:07,875 {\an8}- Mm-hmm. - But, Chang, before you get out of here, 1150 01:09:07,875 --> 01:09:10,541 {\an8}we do have a surprise for you. 1151 01:09:10,541 --> 01:09:13,958 Downstairs, on the water of our South Street Seaport studio. 1152 01:09:13,958 --> 01:09:16,875 - You ready for this? Let's go do it. - Uh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. 1153 01:09:16,875 --> 01:09:18,291 Yeah, just follow Jay. 1154 01:09:18,291 --> 01:09:20,500 - Come on. Let's go. - Okay. Bye, guys. Thank you. 1155 01:09:20,500 --> 01:09:22,375 -It's that time. -Nice to meet you. 1156 01:09:22,375 --> 01:09:23,541 You too. 1157 01:09:28,250 --> 01:09:30,083 So the big moment is here. 1158 01:09:30,083 --> 01:09:32,541 We are finally ready for it. Chang, you ready? 1159 01:09:33,041 --> 01:09:35,791 - Uh, it's kinda windy out here. - It's not that windy. You got it. 1160 01:09:35,791 --> 01:09:38,250 Come on, Jay. Help the kid out. 1161 01:09:38,250 --> 01:09:41,416 - You want me to throw you an alley? - Uh, no, it's okay. I think I can do it. 1162 01:09:41,416 --> 01:09:43,375 - Take off your jacket. You got this. - Yeah. Okay. 1163 01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:45,791 Whoo! Destroy the ground. 1164 01:09:45,791 --> 01:09:48,166 -Reach for the sky. Easy work, Chang. - You got it. 1165 01:09:48,166 --> 01:09:49,958 - Come on. - Form of a kangaroo. 1166 01:09:49,958 --> 01:09:52,375 - You got this. Come on! 1167 01:09:52,375 --> 01:09:54,041 - Ooh! 1168 01:09:54,041 --> 01:09:56,208 - You'll get it next time, Chang. 1169 01:09:56,208 --> 01:09:57,666 - Ooh, man. - Kim, 1170 01:09:57,666 --> 01:10:00,166 I know that's not the basketball floating in the river. 1171 01:10:00,166 --> 01:10:02,500 {\an8}Perk, that's the ball floating in the river. 1172 01:10:02,500 --> 01:10:05,250 Yeah, but it's okay. 'Cause guess what, Kim? 1173 01:10:05,250 --> 01:10:06,708 - What? - It's not the worst thing 1174 01:10:06,708 --> 01:10:08,583 - floating in that river. - Okay. 1175 01:10:08,583 --> 01:10:10,250 That's a good point to end on. 1176 01:10:10,250 --> 01:10:11,750 'Cause we are out of time. 1177 01:10:11,750 --> 01:10:13,875 Up next is Pardon the Interruption. 1178 01:10:16,916 --> 01:10:18,708 Don't even trip, man. It was funny. 1179 01:10:18,708 --> 01:10:21,416 Yeah, dude, this is your second chance of becoming a meme in a week, 1180 01:10:21,416 --> 01:10:23,125 which, like, that's culturally significant. 1181 01:10:23,125 --> 01:10:25,458 Like, at this point, you might get your own Wikipedia page. 1182 01:10:25,458 --> 01:10:27,333 Okay, but it's gonna look like I can't dunk. 1183 01:10:27,333 --> 01:10:30,458 Yeah, but you can. You can. 1184 01:10:34,625 --> 01:10:35,625 Oh, yeah. 1185 01:10:35,625 --> 01:10:37,750 - Yo. - Oh. 1186 01:10:39,208 --> 01:10:40,541 Let's go. 1187 01:10:41,625 --> 01:10:44,625 From here to here. 1188 01:10:44,625 --> 01:10:46,458 - Yeah. Man of his word. 1189 01:10:47,250 --> 01:10:50,041 - Hi. - Hi, it should be under Chang. 1190 01:10:50,041 --> 01:10:51,875 He's culturally significant. 1191 01:10:51,875 --> 01:10:54,041 Ah, here you are. 1192 01:10:54,833 --> 01:10:55,875 Cool. 1193 01:10:55,875 --> 01:10:58,791 Oh, wait. Uh, I'm sorry, but your friends are not on the list. 1194 01:10:58,791 --> 01:11:00,666 Oh, but they're with me. 1195 01:11:00,666 --> 01:11:04,375 Uh, yes. I have you as a guest of ESPN, but not your friends. 1196 01:11:05,500 --> 01:11:07,875 Hey. Don't worry about it, all right? 1197 01:11:07,875 --> 01:11:10,500 Why don't you go in, find Jay, let him know we're out here, 1198 01:11:10,500 --> 01:11:12,875 - and then we'll come and join you? - Exactly. 1199 01:11:13,500 --> 01:11:15,541 Yeah, okay. Um, are you guys cool with that? 1200 01:11:15,541 --> 01:11:16,958 - Yeah, man. - Yeah, man. Come on. 1201 01:11:16,958 --> 01:11:18,666 - Go get 'em. We'll be here waiting. - Go on. 1202 01:11:18,666 --> 01:11:20,125 - I'll be right back. - Go, go. 1203 01:11:20,125 --> 01:11:22,458 - Go. We'll wait here. - All right. All right. 1204 01:11:25,416 --> 01:11:27,416 - Go, man. - Go forth, young man. 1205 01:11:27,416 --> 01:11:30,000 - We'll be here. - We'll be here waiting. 1206 01:11:42,541 --> 01:11:44,750 - Hey, have you seen Jay Williams? - Mm-mmm. 1207 01:11:44,750 --> 01:11:45,875 Thank you. 1208 01:11:45,875 --> 01:11:47,666 - Have you seen Jay Williams? - No. 1209 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:54,625 - Hey, man. Watch it. - Yo. 1210 01:11:54,625 --> 01:11:56,500 - Wait. - Wait, you're-- 1211 01:11:56,500 --> 01:11:58,416 That's the kid from the meme. 1212 01:11:58,416 --> 01:12:00,250 - Ooh, snap! What's up? - I can't believe it. 1213 01:12:00,250 --> 01:12:01,500 - What's going on? - I'm Chang. 1214 01:12:01,500 --> 01:12:03,458 Yo, man, I'm Rich. Yeah, nice to meet you. 1215 01:12:03,458 --> 01:12:06,458 - Congratulations. Much respect. - This dude learned to dunk in ten weeks. 1216 01:12:06,458 --> 01:12:08,125 Wait, whoa, are you here by yourself? 1217 01:12:08,125 --> 01:12:10,583 - Oh, I actually-- - Yo, yo. Look who we found. 1218 01:12:10,583 --> 01:12:12,625 - The kid from the meme. - You gotta come with us. 1219 01:12:12,625 --> 01:12:15,458 Yo, come on, come on now. Come over here. Come on, man. Come on. 1220 01:12:16,291 --> 01:12:18,208 Is that the kid from the meme? 1221 01:12:18,208 --> 01:12:20,666 Like, where would Michael Jordan be without Phil Jackson? 1222 01:12:20,666 --> 01:12:22,208 - Know what I mean? 1223 01:12:22,208 --> 01:12:24,916 It's kinda like-- Which is-- So that's-- that's why I'm-- 1224 01:12:27,541 --> 01:12:29,250 Hey. Hey, nice to meet you. 1225 01:12:30,083 --> 01:12:31,166 - Are you good? - Yeah. 1226 01:12:31,166 --> 01:12:33,708 Pulling his car, jumping rope, grabbing rice. 1227 01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:38,458 Ooh. 1228 01:12:43,333 --> 01:12:45,708 Chang! Chang! 1229 01:12:53,166 --> 01:12:55,750 Yo, it was great meeting you guys. 1230 01:12:55,750 --> 01:12:57,791 Hey, I'll follow you, all right? Let's kick it. 1231 01:12:57,791 --> 01:12:59,708 - See you, man. - All right. 1232 01:12:59,708 --> 01:13:01,541 Can't believe we met a meme. 1233 01:13:01,541 --> 01:13:03,375 He was cool though, right? 1234 01:13:04,291 --> 01:13:05,958 Yo, Dre! 1235 01:13:05,958 --> 01:13:07,833 You won't believe what happened, man. 1236 01:13:07,833 --> 01:13:09,041 It was so cool. 1237 01:13:09,041 --> 01:13:11,250 Yo, I got to meet some legendary players. 1238 01:13:11,250 --> 01:13:12,791 We talked sneakers, favorite foods. 1239 01:13:12,791 --> 01:13:14,833 And they hooked it up too. These are for you. 1240 01:13:14,833 --> 01:13:17,458 Oh. [scoffs] Thanks, man. 1241 01:13:18,541 --> 01:13:20,958 - These are cool. 1242 01:13:22,041 --> 01:13:23,791 Uh-- Yo, where are Bo and Kristy? 1243 01:13:23,791 --> 01:13:26,583 Oh, we were waiting for a while, and they were getting tired, 1244 01:13:26,583 --> 01:13:28,416 - so I took 'em home. 1245 01:13:28,416 --> 01:13:32,166 Oh, yeah. Uh, I tried to get you guys in, but I couldn't find Jay. 1246 01:13:32,166 --> 01:13:34,625 And by the time I did, you guys were already gone so... 1247 01:13:35,125 --> 01:13:36,666 Yeah. Look, man. I get it. 1248 01:13:37,750 --> 01:13:39,458 Did you have fun though? 1249 01:13:40,041 --> 01:13:41,041 - Chang! 1250 01:13:41,041 --> 01:13:42,708 - Yeah? - Did you have fun? 1251 01:13:42,708 --> 01:13:44,041 Yeah, man. 1252 01:13:44,625 --> 01:13:46,541 I think tonight's the best night of my life. 1253 01:13:47,416 --> 01:13:48,625 - Good. 1254 01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:56,416 ♪ This you know... ♪ 1255 01:13:56,416 --> 01:13:57,958 ♪ It's that love, love... ♪ 1256 01:14:08,541 --> 01:14:09,708 ♪ This you know... ♪ 1257 01:14:10,583 --> 01:14:12,583 ♪ It's that love, love... ♪ 1258 01:14:13,791 --> 01:14:16,541 ♪ I am the one with the plan I got the world in my hands ♪ 1259 01:14:16,541 --> 01:14:18,750 ♪ I got the power to be And do what I want ♪ 1260 01:14:18,750 --> 01:14:20,500 ♪ And I hope one day you understand ♪ 1261 01:14:20,500 --> 01:14:21,750 Chang. 1262 01:14:21,750 --> 01:14:23,916 - You crazy, bro. - Man, how's it going? 1263 01:14:25,041 --> 01:14:26,041 Kristy! 1264 01:14:27,375 --> 01:14:28,583 President Chang. 1265 01:14:28,583 --> 01:14:31,041 - I've been looking everywhere for you. 1266 01:14:31,041 --> 01:14:32,875 It didn't seem that way last night. 1267 01:14:33,625 --> 01:14:35,041 What do you mean? 1268 01:14:35,041 --> 01:14:37,458 I got a pair of Air Jordans with your name on them. 1269 01:14:37,458 --> 01:14:38,875 Right. 1270 01:14:40,333 --> 01:14:42,208 Okay. I'm sorry. 1271 01:14:42,958 --> 01:14:46,708 I tried to get you guys in, but I got distracted. All right? 1272 01:14:46,708 --> 01:14:49,041 All these sick celebs wanted to hang out with me. 1273 01:14:49,041 --> 01:14:50,125 I know. 1274 01:14:50,125 --> 01:14:53,750 And that is really cool, Chang, but you could have checked your phone. 1275 01:14:54,291 --> 01:14:55,666 Let us know what was going on. 1276 01:14:55,666 --> 01:14:57,041 You completely ditched us. 1277 01:14:58,166 --> 01:14:59,541 I-- Well-- 1278 01:14:59,541 --> 01:15:01,250 All right. I'll see you later. 1279 01:15:01,250 --> 01:15:04,291 Oh, okay, Kristy. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1280 01:15:04,291 --> 01:15:07,083 Do you actually even like me? 1281 01:15:07,083 --> 01:15:08,791 What do you mean? Of course I do. 1282 01:15:08,791 --> 01:15:10,958 You have a really funny way of showing it. 1283 01:15:13,208 --> 01:15:15,208 It was Richard Jefferson! 1284 01:15:16,125 --> 01:15:18,041 And Andre Drummond! 1285 01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:20,416 Yeah, I know. 1286 01:15:20,416 --> 01:15:23,083 Okay, come on. Don't tell me you're mad at me too. 1287 01:15:23,083 --> 01:15:24,833 Dude, I tried to get you guys in. 1288 01:15:24,833 --> 01:15:27,333 It didn't really seem that way from your Instagram. 1289 01:15:27,333 --> 01:15:30,625 Okay, look, yesterday was supposed to be my night, all right? 1290 01:15:31,375 --> 01:15:33,166 You know what? Chang 2.0 sucks. 1291 01:15:37,375 --> 01:15:39,541 But then I was like, "Yeah, I'd take the bet." 1292 01:15:39,541 --> 01:15:41,958 And they were like, "Ooh, who is this kid?" 1293 01:15:41,958 --> 01:15:46,166 And I was like, "Yo, I'm just Chang." 1294 01:15:46,166 --> 01:15:47,250 Hey, Chang. 1295 01:15:49,208 --> 01:15:50,916 - Yo, go off, Matt. - What? 1296 01:15:50,916 --> 01:15:52,250 I knew you couldn't dunk. 1297 01:15:52,250 --> 01:15:53,875 Is your memory really that short? 1298 01:15:54,375 --> 01:15:56,166 I literally threw it down in your face. 1299 01:15:56,166 --> 01:15:59,625 Mmm. Well, that's probably because you cheated. 1300 01:15:59,625 --> 01:16:02,166 This dunk video has been circulating online, 1301 01:16:02,166 --> 01:16:05,833 and I gotta admit, I was quite impressed, until I noticed something strange... 1302 01:16:05,833 --> 01:16:09,458 You're gonna come at my face 'cause some random dude on the Internet made a video? 1303 01:16:09,458 --> 01:16:11,333 What? Do you think the Earth is flat too? 1304 01:16:11,333 --> 01:16:14,541 - Hmm. You see that red mark? -...by the acceleration of gravity, 1305 01:16:14,541 --> 01:16:17,000 -we're left with 1.75 inches... - I caught you, Chang. 1306 01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:19,500 ...we can divide that by .6 to get the actual height of the goal, 1307 01:16:19,500 --> 01:16:22,458 which is way below the regulation 10 feet. 1308 01:16:22,458 --> 01:16:25,625 So, in conclusion, it seems that no, 1309 01:16:25,625 --> 01:16:28,208 -Chang can't dunk. - Chang can't dunk. 1310 01:16:28,208 --> 01:16:29,458 - No, he can't! 1311 01:16:29,458 --> 01:16:32,375 This explains why you were acting weird the next day and why I kept missing. 1312 01:16:32,375 --> 01:16:33,458 I'm never that off. 1313 01:16:33,458 --> 01:16:35,833 That proves nothing except that you're a sore loser. 1314 01:16:35,833 --> 01:16:36,916 Hmm, does it? 1315 01:16:38,625 --> 01:16:39,625 All right. 1316 01:16:41,125 --> 01:16:43,000 - Do it again then. - No. 1317 01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:44,833 - Whoa. - I already did. 1318 01:16:44,833 --> 01:16:46,208 No, you didn't, you cheater. 1319 01:16:46,208 --> 01:16:48,250 Yo, what's your problem, Matt? 1320 01:16:48,250 --> 01:16:50,541 - Why can't you accept that I can dunk? - Because you can't. 1321 01:16:50,541 --> 01:16:52,541 - Why not? - Because you can't, dude. 1322 01:16:52,541 --> 01:16:55,333 - Like, what do you-- - Stop avoiding the question, Matt. 1323 01:16:55,333 --> 01:16:57,708 - Why don't you think I can dunk? - Because you can't. 1324 01:16:57,708 --> 01:16:59,208 But how can you be so sure? 1325 01:16:59,791 --> 01:17:02,708 What? 'Cause I'm not as tall as you? 'Cause I'm not as cool as you? 1326 01:17:02,708 --> 01:17:03,833 'Cause I'm Asian? 1327 01:17:03,833 --> 01:17:05,666 - Oh! 1328 01:17:07,833 --> 01:17:09,750 Dude, what are you even talking about? 1329 01:17:09,750 --> 01:17:11,791 Why can't you just let me win for once? 1330 01:17:11,791 --> 01:17:13,125 Because you're a cheater. 1331 01:17:14,750 --> 01:17:15,750 No. 1332 01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:21,208 It's because you hate that someone like me can actually be cooler than you. 1333 01:17:22,250 --> 01:17:25,166 You hate that I have more followers than you ever did. 1334 01:17:25,166 --> 01:17:27,958 You think you're all that? You're not even that good at basketball. 1335 01:17:27,958 --> 01:17:29,333 - You're barely ranked. - Whoa. 1336 01:17:29,333 --> 01:17:32,250 You think you're gonna play DI? That's a pipe dream, man. 1337 01:17:33,125 --> 01:17:35,625 Yo, the minute you graduate, it's over for you. 1338 01:17:35,625 --> 01:17:37,666 All right? You peaked. But me? 1339 01:17:38,375 --> 01:17:40,375 I'm moving on to bigger and better things. 1340 01:17:42,375 --> 01:17:44,166 And you still can't dunk. 1341 01:17:44,166 --> 01:17:45,875 Ooh. 1342 01:17:45,875 --> 01:17:49,708 I mean, you wanted everybody to like you so bad and in the end, what? 1343 01:17:49,708 --> 01:17:50,958 You just tricked 'em? 1344 01:17:52,666 --> 01:17:53,750 You wish you were me. 1345 01:17:55,583 --> 01:17:57,541 You're nothing more than a lying poser. 1346 01:17:57,541 --> 01:17:59,541 - Whoa! 1347 01:18:06,791 --> 01:18:09,500 - ...ganged up on him... - What kind of security system 1348 01:18:09,500 --> 01:18:12,750 - do you have that somebody can break in... - ...pummeled him with a razor. 1349 01:18:12,750 --> 01:18:14,875 ...I think that we need to-- 1350 01:18:14,875 --> 01:18:16,541 - Hello. - Mrs. Chang, hi. 1351 01:18:16,541 --> 01:18:18,250 I'm so sorry I'm late. 1352 01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:27,916 - What did I do? - Okay. 1353 01:18:27,916 --> 01:18:31,541 So, your son got into a fight with Matt today. 1354 01:18:31,541 --> 01:18:36,000 Apparently, it was about the social media, which is unfortunately very common. 1355 01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:37,333 Common? 1356 01:18:37,333 --> 01:18:40,166 My son had his head shaved in front of the whole school. 1357 01:18:40,166 --> 01:18:41,250 And there's video. 1358 01:18:41,916 --> 01:18:46,208 It's all over the Internet. Millions of views. From every angle. 1359 01:18:46,208 --> 01:18:48,541 - I know you're upset, but-- - Upset? 1360 01:18:48,541 --> 01:18:52,875 Our family therapist said that he could have PTSD for the rest of his life. 1361 01:18:52,875 --> 01:18:54,250 - Mom, that's a bit-- - Just-- 1362 01:18:54,250 --> 01:18:56,458 - Look at this. Look at this. - No one asked you. 1363 01:18:59,083 --> 01:19:03,125 Shave his head! Shave his head! Shave his head! 1364 01:19:03,125 --> 01:19:05,333 Shave his head! Shave his head! 1365 01:19:05,333 --> 01:19:08,291 -Shave his head! Shave his head! 1366 01:19:20,583 --> 01:19:21,750 {\an8}Huh? 1367 01:19:32,791 --> 01:19:37,000 Please. I'm begging you. This is all my fault. 1368 01:19:37,625 --> 01:19:39,166 I didn't raise my son properly. 1369 01:19:39,166 --> 01:19:41,833 - Oh, my God. - We'll do whatever you want. 1370 01:19:41,833 --> 01:19:44,166 Mrs. Chang. Look. 1371 01:19:44,166 --> 01:19:46,958 We already discussed a solution, okay? 1372 01:19:47,625 --> 01:19:50,541 Matt and Chang are going to be suspended for a week each. 1373 01:19:50,541 --> 01:19:53,083 Chang has to return Matt's Kobe jersey. 1374 01:19:53,083 --> 01:19:56,208 - Can't believe you bet a family treasure. 1375 01:19:56,208 --> 01:20:00,375 In addition, Matt has asked that Chang make an apology video on his vlog 1376 01:20:00,375 --> 01:20:02,000 admitting that he cheated. 1377 01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:06,458 Now, if all of that happens, we can end this right here, okay? 1378 01:20:07,958 --> 01:20:10,250 Cheating? Vlog? 1379 01:20:10,250 --> 01:20:12,041 Yes. About the dunking. 1380 01:20:12,541 --> 01:20:16,541 He broke into the school at night and adjusted one of the rims to do it. 1381 01:20:16,541 --> 01:20:19,666 Now, that is criminal trespass and vandalism, 1382 01:20:19,666 --> 01:20:22,625 but if we put this behind us, 1383 01:20:22,625 --> 01:20:25,291 I don't think we need to involve the police on this one. 1384 01:20:25,291 --> 01:20:27,708 What? Police? 1385 01:20:33,333 --> 01:20:36,875 Why do you not care that he hit me? Huh? Why do you-- 1386 01:20:39,958 --> 01:20:41,666 I thought Matt is your friend. 1387 01:20:43,458 --> 01:20:45,125 - Why you fight him? - We're not friends. 1388 01:20:46,333 --> 01:20:48,500 We haven't been friends since elementary school. 1389 01:20:51,750 --> 01:20:53,125 - Why? 1390 01:20:54,500 --> 01:20:55,500 What happened? 1391 01:20:56,916 --> 01:20:58,125 You wouldn't understand. 1392 01:21:07,375 --> 01:21:09,125 Why do you treat me like this? 1393 01:21:10,833 --> 01:21:13,458 You waste time with a stranger from YouTube. 1394 01:21:14,291 --> 01:21:16,416 You don't even want to talk to your own mother. 1395 01:21:17,166 --> 01:21:18,791 Is your mother so useless? 1396 01:21:19,625 --> 01:21:21,083 At least Deandre listens to me. 1397 01:21:21,958 --> 01:21:23,625 He doesn't put me down like you do. 1398 01:21:24,333 --> 01:21:25,541 He cares about me. 1399 01:21:28,458 --> 01:21:29,666 He cares about you? 1400 01:21:31,125 --> 01:21:32,375 He uses you. 1401 01:21:33,083 --> 01:21:35,208 Make you make a fool out of yourself. 1402 01:21:53,791 --> 01:21:55,541 Stop guilt-tripping me! 1403 01:21:56,250 --> 01:21:58,083 You're always upset about something. 1404 01:21:58,083 --> 01:21:59,458 I can't tell you anything, 1405 01:21:59,458 --> 01:22:02,791 'cause I don't know if you'll snap at me, or you'll tell me it's stupid. 1406 01:22:02,791 --> 01:22:05,750 I wanna tell you things! I wanna ask you stuff! 1407 01:22:06,625 --> 01:22:07,625 But I can't! 1408 01:22:08,458 --> 01:22:09,458 Why? 1409 01:22:11,208 --> 01:22:12,541 Because I'm scared of you. 1410 01:22:13,333 --> 01:22:14,583 You're scared of me? 1411 01:22:16,166 --> 01:22:17,291 You're scared of me? 1412 01:22:18,458 --> 01:22:21,666 I work so hard to give you everything I can. 1413 01:22:25,291 --> 01:22:26,416 I spoil you. 1414 01:22:27,583 --> 01:22:30,000 You want another mother? You can't! 1415 01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:31,791 I am your mother. 1416 01:22:33,166 --> 01:22:34,291 I get it now. 1417 01:22:35,666 --> 01:22:36,916 I finally see it. 1418 01:22:38,208 --> 01:22:39,875 Why you can't support anything I do. 1419 01:22:40,666 --> 01:22:42,250 Why you're always putting me down. 1420 01:22:43,791 --> 01:22:46,000 It's because you're miserable. 1421 01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:49,500 You're so unhappy, you need everyone else to be unhappy too. 1422 01:22:50,875 --> 01:22:52,666 Well, I don't want to be like you! 1423 01:22:52,666 --> 01:22:54,416 I don't want to always be alone! 1424 01:24:09,333 --> 01:24:10,750 Okay. Let's go. 1425 01:24:20,375 --> 01:24:21,583 Come on. 1426 01:25:06,208 --> 01:25:08,500 Destroy the ground. Reach for the sky. 1427 01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:22,083 Ming Ming! 1428 01:25:24,125 --> 01:25:26,458 - Ming Ming! 1429 01:25:38,625 --> 01:25:41,458 I can't do it. I can't do it. 1430 01:25:41,458 --> 01:25:42,791 I'm not good enough. 1431 01:25:45,166 --> 01:25:46,833 I'm not good enough. 1432 01:26:01,416 --> 01:26:03,000 This is gonna be my last vlog. 1433 01:26:04,666 --> 01:26:10,458 As a lot of you know, someone accused me of cheating on my dunk. 1434 01:26:13,416 --> 01:26:15,083 And I'm here to say that... 1435 01:26:18,583 --> 01:26:19,583 it's true. 1436 01:26:22,250 --> 01:26:24,666 I trained really, really hard. 1437 01:26:25,666 --> 01:26:29,583 I gave it my all, but I was still coming up short. 1438 01:26:32,500 --> 01:26:35,000 I should've just been proud of how far I've come 1439 01:26:36,000 --> 01:26:38,041 and tried to dunk it fair and square... 1440 01:26:41,458 --> 01:26:43,583 but I guess I was too afraid I was gonna fail. 1441 01:26:45,666 --> 01:26:47,541 I think maybe this whole time, 1442 01:26:48,541 --> 01:26:52,333 I didn't really care about whether or not I could dunk. 1443 01:26:53,708 --> 01:26:58,458 Maybe what I really wanted was just for other people to think that I could. 1444 01:27:01,125 --> 01:27:03,750 I'm sorry to Matt for cheating on the bet. 1445 01:27:07,916 --> 01:27:13,000 And I'm especially sorry to my coach, Deandre... 1446 01:27:15,375 --> 01:27:19,833 and my friends Bo and Kristy. 1447 01:27:21,541 --> 01:27:23,375 And to everyone that's been... 1448 01:27:26,541 --> 01:27:29,666 helping me along the way and that believed in me... 1449 01:27:35,833 --> 01:27:36,916 I'm sorry. 1450 01:27:41,708 --> 01:27:43,125 Chang out. 1451 01:27:58,458 --> 01:28:00,083 I-I didn't know how you took it, 1452 01:28:00,083 --> 01:28:03,291 so I just brought a-- a whole plethora of options. 1453 01:28:10,500 --> 01:28:11,500 Hot. 1454 01:28:12,666 --> 01:28:14,375 Hot. Very hot. 1455 01:28:15,458 --> 01:28:17,833 You're a basketball coach? 1456 01:28:18,666 --> 01:28:19,666 Yes. 1457 01:28:19,666 --> 01:28:22,000 Then why do you work in a Verizon store? 1458 01:28:22,583 --> 01:28:25,375 You know, your son had that same exact thought. 1459 01:28:26,500 --> 01:28:28,041 You're not really a coach. 1460 01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:32,875 But you tell my son you are, and you use him to do your YouTube. 1461 01:28:32,875 --> 01:28:34,541 Wait, that's not totally fair. 1462 01:28:34,541 --> 01:28:38,708 My son never caused trouble before. Then he meet you. 1463 01:28:38,708 --> 01:28:41,666 Now he's fighting at school. He don't even want to talk to me, and he-- 1464 01:28:41,666 --> 01:28:44,000 Ma'am, I don't know why your son took to me either. 1465 01:28:44,583 --> 01:28:47,791 We really just talked about basketball. Really, just dunking. 1466 01:28:47,791 --> 01:28:49,750 Why dunking? 1467 01:28:49,750 --> 01:28:51,500 What can you do with this dunking thing? 1468 01:28:51,500 --> 01:28:55,041 I don't know. But that's what he wanted to do. 1469 01:28:56,958 --> 01:29:00,000 Chang really, really wanted to dunk. 1470 01:29:01,125 --> 01:29:02,916 We were waking up at 5:00 a.m. 1471 01:29:02,916 --> 01:29:06,541 Doing sprints. I mean, pushing my car five blocks. 1472 01:29:06,541 --> 01:29:08,916 You made my son push your car? 1473 01:29:09,833 --> 01:29:11,750 Yes. It's great for dunking. 1474 01:29:13,708 --> 01:29:15,333 See? Well, okay. 1475 01:29:15,333 --> 01:29:19,291 What I'm trying to say is, when we got started, 1476 01:29:20,000 --> 01:29:22,250 I thought he'd quit after a week or two. 1477 01:29:23,500 --> 01:29:26,375 Maybe we'd get one or two videos, max. 1478 01:29:27,250 --> 01:29:31,458 But he didn't. He kept going. 1479 01:29:32,875 --> 01:29:35,208 I mean, he surprised the hell outta me. 1480 01:29:35,208 --> 01:29:37,125 Look. I'll show you. 1481 01:29:38,541 --> 01:29:42,041 Please. Just-- Just-- Just look. 1482 01:29:43,916 --> 01:29:46,375 Okay. You're okay. I got you spotted. I'm right here. 1483 01:29:46,375 --> 01:29:48,375 Come on, Chang. You're all right. 1484 01:29:48,375 --> 01:29:50,541 - You got one more in you? 1485 01:29:50,541 --> 01:29:52,375 You got one more in you? 1486 01:29:52,375 --> 01:29:56,583 I know Chang cheated. 1487 01:29:57,166 --> 01:30:01,250 And I-I know he got in trouble and all of that. 1488 01:30:02,875 --> 01:30:06,000 But if I'm being honest, I'm proud as hell of him. 1489 01:30:06,000 --> 01:30:07,500 Here we go. 1490 01:30:07,500 --> 01:30:10,208 And respectfully, ma'am, you should be too. 1491 01:30:10,750 --> 01:30:13,333 You raised a great young man. 1492 01:30:14,916 --> 01:30:16,875 He just lost his way a little bit. 1493 01:30:16,875 --> 01:30:18,500 You got it. You got it, Chang. 1494 01:30:20,083 --> 01:30:22,583 You're bouncy! 1495 01:30:23,375 --> 01:30:25,208 I haven't seen him like this... 1496 01:30:27,083 --> 01:30:28,458 ...in a long time. 1497 01:30:30,750 --> 01:30:31,958 I'm sorry. 1498 01:30:38,750 --> 01:30:41,416 Maybe this is my fault. 1499 01:30:42,208 --> 01:30:45,375 No. No. No, it's not your fault. This is nobody's fault. 1500 01:30:46,250 --> 01:30:48,125 I think he's just trying to grow up. 1501 01:30:49,541 --> 01:30:51,583 And that's not so easy sometimes. 1502 01:31:14,041 --> 01:31:16,750 See, he's little. That's baby meat. Baby! 1503 01:31:16,750 --> 01:31:18,833 -Oh! 1504 01:31:47,000 --> 01:31:49,000 Mom? What are you doing? 1505 01:31:59,083 --> 01:32:00,208 Mom. 1506 01:33:03,541 --> 01:33:06,583 Mmm. [slurps] So good. 1507 01:33:11,458 --> 01:33:12,625 I love you. 1508 01:33:16,291 --> 01:33:18,083 I love you too. 1509 01:33:27,583 --> 01:33:30,125 And now, please welcome to the field 1510 01:33:30,125 --> 01:33:34,791 last year's regional champions, the Cresthill Marching Dragons. 1511 01:33:34,791 --> 01:33:36,291 I miss you, man. 1512 01:33:44,000 --> 01:33:47,833 Every obstacle is an opportunity. 1513 01:34:24,125 --> 01:34:25,250 Get your legs engaged. 1514 01:34:27,875 --> 01:34:30,333 You need that core, Chang. That's what I'm talking about. Good work. 1515 01:34:30,333 --> 01:34:31,458 Good. Two more. 1516 01:34:32,708 --> 01:34:33,958 Push me. You got it. Go. 1517 01:34:34,541 --> 01:34:36,333 Good work. Good. Push. Try. 1518 01:35:00,041 --> 01:35:01,791 Find your rhythm. Where's your drum? 1519 01:35:01,791 --> 01:35:04,583 Find your rhythm. Where's your drum? Good. 1520 01:35:06,958 --> 01:35:08,875 - Ooh! 1521 01:35:08,875 --> 01:35:11,375 I know that's not the basketball floating in the river. 1522 01:35:46,541 --> 01:35:49,750 All right. Come on. On the line. Hurry up. On the line. Suicides. 1523 01:36:42,083 --> 01:36:44,208 - Yeah! - Whoo! 1524 01:36:44,208 --> 01:36:45,875 Whoo! 1525 01:36:50,000 --> 01:36:51,125 Hey. 1526 01:36:57,041 --> 01:36:58,458 Oh, no. 1527 01:36:59,541 --> 01:37:01,208 - It's Serious Chang, isn't it? 1528 01:37:01,208 --> 01:37:03,666 What did I do? What did I do? 1529 01:37:06,583 --> 01:37:08,791 Yo, you killed it today. 1530 01:37:09,875 --> 01:37:12,166 I think you single-handedly won that for us. 1531 01:37:12,166 --> 01:37:13,583 You guys win every year. 1532 01:37:13,583 --> 01:37:19,416 - We win. We win every year. 1533 01:37:23,583 --> 01:37:26,583 I'm really glad you moved here. 1534 01:37:28,375 --> 01:37:30,166 And I'm really sorry. 1535 01:37:32,166 --> 01:37:33,166 For what? 1536 01:37:34,333 --> 01:37:36,000 - For a lot. 1537 01:37:37,958 --> 01:37:42,250 So you thought you could just dunk, and I would go out with you? 1538 01:37:44,166 --> 01:37:45,166 Yes. 1539 01:37:46,125 --> 01:37:48,250 I'm not some prize you can just win, Chang. 1540 01:37:49,625 --> 01:37:50,625 I know. 1541 01:37:51,125 --> 01:37:53,583 What about us spending time together? 1542 01:37:55,375 --> 01:37:56,875 Getting to know each other better? 1543 01:37:56,875 --> 01:38:00,083 I guess I was afraid that that wasn't gonna be enough. 1544 01:38:03,500 --> 01:38:04,750 Well, you were wrong. 1545 01:38:08,583 --> 01:38:11,875 I know you don't have to, and I'm not expecting anything, 1546 01:38:13,041 --> 01:38:16,208 but I'd like to make it up to you... 1547 01:38:18,125 --> 01:38:19,125 as your friend. 1548 01:38:20,500 --> 01:38:21,666 I appreciate that. 1549 01:38:26,291 --> 01:38:27,291 I'll think about it. 1550 01:38:30,250 --> 01:38:31,250 Okay. 1551 01:38:39,750 --> 01:38:41,333 - Chang. - Yeah? 1552 01:38:44,833 --> 01:38:45,833 I thought about it. 1553 01:38:50,750 --> 01:38:52,458 Under control. Under control. 1554 01:38:53,791 --> 01:38:55,000 Let's group up! Let's go! 1555 01:38:55,916 --> 01:38:59,041 For some of you, this is your last chance to make the team. 1556 01:39:00,166 --> 01:39:01,666 Okay, shooting drills. 1557 01:39:01,666 --> 01:39:05,750 Two teams. I want you, you, 1558 01:39:05,750 --> 01:39:08,791 and let's round it out with Matt and, uh... 1559 01:39:08,791 --> 01:39:10,041 You. 1560 01:39:10,041 --> 01:39:12,708 Losing team does suicides. First group with me. 1561 01:39:12,708 --> 01:39:14,958 Second group with Heather. Let's go. Come on. Look alive. 1562 01:39:16,208 --> 01:39:18,083 Look alive, look alive. Let's make this team. 1563 01:39:25,375 --> 01:39:27,250 I bet you I can make more shots than you. 1564 01:39:27,250 --> 01:39:29,958 Man, you don't give up, do you? 1565 01:39:29,958 --> 01:39:32,458 Nope. You wanna know why? 1566 01:39:33,583 --> 01:39:34,583 Why? 1567 01:39:35,750 --> 01:39:40,875 ♪ 'Cause I wanna be the very best Like no one ever was ♪ 1568 01:39:41,916 --> 01:39:47,333 ♪ To catch them is my real test To train them is my cause ♪ 1569 01:39:48,458 --> 01:39:50,833 Okay, yeah. I'll take that bet. 1570 01:39:55,041 --> 01:39:57,208 All right, let's get it done. Go! 1571 01:40:15,250 --> 01:40:17,250 Can't hurt to be early, right? 1572 01:40:17,250 --> 01:40:19,958 - Screen! Watch the screen! 1573 01:40:21,750 --> 01:40:23,333 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 1574 01:40:25,750 --> 01:40:26,791 Oh. 1575 01:40:30,625 --> 01:40:31,625 Let's go! 1576 01:40:35,166 --> 01:40:37,375 - Pressure, pressure! Go, go, go! 1577 01:40:38,458 --> 01:40:39,750 Put in Chang! 1578 01:40:39,750 --> 01:40:42,333 - Put in Chang! Put in Chang! - Yeah, yeah! Put in Chang! 1579 01:40:42,333 --> 01:40:44,166 We want Chang! 1580 01:40:44,166 --> 01:40:49,833 We want Chang! We want Chang! We want Chang! We want Chang! 1581 01:40:49,833 --> 01:40:51,250 Here we go. Huddle up. 1582 01:40:51,250 --> 01:40:54,000 - I want Jimmy and Steve. You're in. 1583 01:40:54,000 --> 01:40:55,583 And, uh, Bernard. 1584 01:40:55,583 --> 01:40:57,291 - Who? - All right. Let's bring it in. 1585 01:40:58,375 --> 01:40:59,958 - Bernard, you want to play or what? - Yeah. 1586 01:40:59,958 --> 01:41:02,625 All right, let's go. Dragons, on three. One, two, three! 1587 01:41:02,625 --> 01:41:04,375 - Dragons! - Break! Let's go. Yeah. 1588 01:41:07,708 --> 01:41:09,833 - Let's go! Chang! Chang! - Yeah, he's going in! 1589 01:41:09,833 --> 01:41:12,625 Hey, five keeps it high when he goes left, bro. 1590 01:41:12,625 --> 01:41:14,208 That's cookies all day. 1591 01:41:14,208 --> 01:41:17,666 Chang! Chang! Chang! 1592 01:41:17,666 --> 01:41:20,083 - Let's go! - Come on. Let's go! Yeah! 1593 01:41:21,791 --> 01:41:25,041 Chang! Chang! Chang! Chang! Chang! Chang! 1594 01:41:27,708 --> 01:41:29,000 Chang. 1595 01:41:29,000 --> 01:41:31,416 ♪ Feet on the dirt My head was hanging low ♪ 1596 01:41:31,416 --> 01:41:34,166 Hey, you all right, Chang. Get your head in the game. Let's go! 1597 01:41:34,166 --> 01:41:36,833 Okay? Move your feet on defense. You're okay! 1598 01:41:36,833 --> 01:41:38,666 ♪ Look at the sky That's where I wanna go ♪ 1599 01:41:38,666 --> 01:41:40,291 ♪ Mama said one day I'd learn to fly ♪ 1600 01:41:40,291 --> 01:41:42,000 You're good! Lock up! Lock up! 1601 01:41:42,000 --> 01:41:43,916 - You got it, Chang! - Whoo! You can ball! 1602 01:41:43,916 --> 01:41:45,666 - You got it, Chang! - Yeah! 1603 01:41:45,666 --> 01:41:46,750 Let's go, Chang. 1604 01:41:46,750 --> 01:41:49,250 Let's go. Go deep, boy! Go! 1605 01:41:50,583 --> 01:41:53,666 ♪ No matter what I know I'll be fine ♪ 1606 01:41:53,666 --> 01:41:57,375 ♪ Mama said one day I'll learn to fly ♪ 1607 01:41:59,125 --> 01:42:00,166 You see him. 1608 01:42:00,166 --> 01:42:02,125 We can see him. Let's go! 1609 01:42:03,583 --> 01:42:04,958 Now! Go! 1610 01:42:04,958 --> 01:42:06,708 ♪ Everything comes back around ♪ 1611 01:42:06,708 --> 01:42:07,750 Ooh! 1612 01:42:07,750 --> 01:42:09,125 - Go, go! - Go, go, go! 1613 01:42:09,125 --> 01:42:11,708 ♪ Now I'm here I feel good 'cause I'm ♪ 1614 01:42:13,041 --> 01:42:15,958 ♪ I'm on top of the world right now ♪ 1615 01:42:15,958 --> 01:42:19,750 ♪ And the view is amazing So that's where I stay ♪ 1616 01:42:21,000 --> 01:42:23,291 ♪ Nothing can bring me down ♪ 1617 01:42:23,291 --> 01:42:27,125 ♪ If I'm falling behind I'll pick up the pace ♪ 1618 01:42:27,125 --> 01:42:29,708 ♪ If only days could feel this good ♪ 1619 01:42:29,708 --> 01:42:32,458 ♪ Always, always, always ♪ 1620 01:42:32,458 --> 01:42:34,125 ♪ I don't want to stop ♪ 1621 01:42:35,125 --> 01:42:39,250 ♪ 'Cause I'm On top of the world right now ♪ 1622 01:42:39,250 --> 01:42:40,708 ♪ Now ♪ 1623 01:42:40,708 --> 01:42:41,791 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1624 01:42:41,791 --> 01:42:43,791 ♪ Am I enough? ♪ 1625 01:42:43,791 --> 01:42:45,875 ♪ I know I'm not perfect ♪ 1626 01:42:45,875 --> 01:42:47,541 ♪ Could I get love? ♪ 1627 01:42:47,541 --> 01:42:49,375 ♪ I think that I deserve it ♪ 1628 01:42:49,375 --> 01:42:52,666 ♪ Then I met you And I was tongue-tied ♪ 1629 01:42:52,666 --> 01:42:56,500 ♪ Fell up And fell right back into the sky ♪ 1630 01:42:57,208 --> 01:43:00,833 ♪ When there's no place on the ground ♪ 1631 01:43:00,833 --> 01:43:04,541 ♪ What you want is far away ♪ 1632 01:43:04,541 --> 01:43:08,208 ♪ Everything comes back around ♪ 1633 01:43:08,208 --> 01:43:11,250 ♪ Now I'm here I feel good 'cause I'm ♪ 1634 01:43:12,250 --> 01:43:15,083 ♪ I'm on top of the world right now ♪ 1635 01:43:15,083 --> 01:43:18,708 ♪ And the view is amazing So that's where I stay ♪ 1636 01:43:20,000 --> 01:43:22,125 ♪ Nothing can bring me down ♪ 1637 01:43:22,125 --> 01:43:26,041 ♪ If I'm falling behind I'll pick up the pace ♪ 1638 01:43:26,041 --> 01:43:28,791 ♪ If only days could feel this good ♪ 1639 01:43:28,791 --> 01:43:31,541 ♪ Always, always, always ♪ 1640 01:43:31,541 --> 01:43:33,208 ♪ I don't want to stop ♪ 1641 01:43:34,291 --> 01:43:38,416 ♪ 'Cause I'm On top of the world right now ♪ 1642 01:43:38,416 --> 01:43:39,875 ♪ Now ♪ 1643 01:43:39,875 --> 01:43:40,958 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1644 01:43:41,958 --> 01:43:44,958 ♪ I'm on top of the world right now ♪ 1645 01:43:49,708 --> 01:43:52,333 ♪ Nothing can bring me down ♪ 1646 01:43:56,416 --> 01:44:00,041 ♪ When there's no place on the ground ♪ 1647 01:44:00,041 --> 01:44:03,750 ♪ What you want is far away ♪ 1648 01:44:03,750 --> 01:44:07,416 ♪ Everything comes back around ♪ 1649 01:44:07,416 --> 01:44:10,458 ♪ Now I'm here I feel good 'cause I'm ♪ 1650 01:44:11,458 --> 01:44:14,291 ♪ I'm on top of the world right now ♪ 1651 01:44:14,291 --> 01:44:17,916 ♪ And the view is amazing So that's where I stay ♪ 1652 01:44:19,208 --> 01:44:21,333 ♪ Nothing can bring me down ♪ 1653 01:44:21,333 --> 01:44:25,250 ♪ If I'm falling behind I'll pick up the pace ♪ 1654 01:44:25,250 --> 01:44:27,833 ♪ If only days could feel this good ♪ 1655 01:44:27,833 --> 01:44:30,583 ♪ Always, always, always ♪ 1656 01:44:30,583 --> 01:44:32,250 ♪ I don't want to stop ♪ 1657 01:44:33,333 --> 01:44:37,458 ♪ 'Cause I'm On top of the world right now ♪ 1658 01:44:37,458 --> 01:44:38,916 ♪ Now ♪ 1659 01:44:38,916 --> 01:44:40,000 ♪ Yeah ♪ 125743