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Eleven o'clock in
Gotham City and all is well.
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Or is it?
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Criminals prefer plying their
trade under the cloak of darkness.
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And tonight is no exception.
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A catalog taken from
a department store.
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A catamaran taken
from the nautical society.
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Three mittens taken from
a fancy apartment. Ha!
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What, uh...? What does that
all spell out to you, O'Hara?
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T-R-O-U-B-L-E. Trouble.
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- The Princess of Plunder.
- Catwoman.
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The saints preserve us.
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When facing an adversary
like the Countess of Criminality...
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there is only one man
who can deal with...
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and eventually overcome
that threat to our security.
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Meanwhile, at stately
Wayne Manor...
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home of Bruce Wayne and his
youthful ward, Dick Grayson...
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astronomical events
are taking place.
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Remember, Dick, don't
look directly into the sun.
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It may cause damage
to the retina of the eye.
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Right, Bruce.
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Gosh, isn't it exciting
about the eclipse tomorrow?
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A few countries are
sending geophysical teams...
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to observe the phenomenon.
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Ahem. Uh, sir? BRUCE: Hmm?
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It's the Batphone.
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- Yes, commissioner?
- Batman.
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We have every reason to
believe that Catwoman is alive...
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and living in Gotham City.
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We'll be right
there, commissioner.
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Catwoman has returned to besmirch
the name of our fair metropolis.
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To the Bat Poles.
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"And the three mittens came from the
10th floor apartment of Andrew S. Kitten."
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Ha. "Parent of triplets."
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- Gotham City's father of the year.
- Right.
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But there's one significant fact that these
crimes have, all three are cat-oriented.
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But what does it all mean?
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It means, Chief O'Hara, that
Catwoman has something big up her paw.
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However, this is only a
portent of crimes to come.
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The Marchioness of
Misdemeanors is a wily opponent.
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What'll we do?
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You'd set a thief to catch a thief,
you'd set some cheese to catch a mouse.
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To catch this breed
of cat, you'd set...
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- A bird.
- Correct, Robin.
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And what kind of bird?
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A canary.
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You've done it again, old chap.
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I hope it works, Batman.
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She's a pretty hip cat.
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No matter how cunning and
crafty they are, Chief O'Hara...
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eventually all criminals commit the same
error, over-confidence. Let's go, Robin.
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O'Hara...
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I have grown to realize that there
are two basics in life we can be sure of.
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Death and taxes, sir?
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Batman and Robin.
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This woman is bright and clever.
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No matter how much she's
involved in her treacherous schemes...
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she must keep in
touch with reality.
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A false newspaper story.
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A few weeks ago...
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I met the man who writes the most
widely-read gossip column in the country.
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Jack O'Shea of the
Gotham City Times.
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Right, a straight news plant
might be too conspicuous...
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but a small blurb
in his column...
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might do the trick.
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Is he worthy of our trust?
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That's hard to determine, Robin.
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He's a bit too
theatrical for me...
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but we must make every effort
to bring Catwoman to justice.
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Are you gonna call him
at his newspaper office?
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This Jack O'Shea
is rather unique.
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His office is the third phone
booth in Glob's drugstore.
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We should have the
number in the Bat index.
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Yeah, ring me tomorrow, Fred.
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Dolly.
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Hey, Poopsie, make me a corn
beef on white, heavy on the mayo.
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Two glasses of buttermilk.
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Your dime.
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Mr. O'Shea, this is Batman.
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Who?
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We met several weeks
ago at the newspaper.
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You're putting me on.
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I wonder, could
you do me a favor?
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Come on, who is this
really? Hubbel, Leonard?
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This is really Batman.
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I'll be an out of work actor.
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Say, what can I do
for you, Batman baby?
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Need a little free
publicity? Ha!
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I'd like you to place an item in your
column about a rare species of canary...
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that's being exhibited on the 12th floor of
the Gotham City Natural History Museum.
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Well, anything you
say, Caped Crusader.
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Always glad to aid
the Hooded Avenger.
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I appreciate that.
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Hey, why don't you and I
have lunch together sometime?
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Perhaps. Goodbye.
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See you around.
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You are the crème de la crème...
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of Gotham City's cat burglars.
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So why did we have to waste our
time with those dumb robberies?
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- Unh!
- Never question my motives.
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Suffice it to say that 12
men applied for this job.
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All the others washed out when
they were caught by the law.
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You proved your mettle
when you escaped unscathed.
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I am in the process of selecting
cat burglars for the greatest caper...
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in crimedom's history.
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So, what is it already?
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In due time.
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In due time.
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Speak.
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Catwoman, sweetheart.
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What's shaking, baby?
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Watch your language,
knave. Remember, I'm a lady.
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Yeah. Right.
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Well, I've got some news that
ought to raise the fur on your back.
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The Batman has arranged a trap.
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There's a rare canary on the 12th floor of
the Gotham City Natural History Museum.
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I guess he figured
you'd want to, uh, steal it.
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My, is that so?
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Good going, my perfidious
printsman. Keep in touch.
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Yeah.
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Hey, why don't we get together
and share a saucer of milk sometime?
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Don't be ridiculous.
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It would ravage my reputation
if I were seen with you.
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Nobody wants to eat with me.
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Now.
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Pay attention.
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It's time for your lesson
in window-jimmying.
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After this, we'll
have a short recess...
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and discuss Batman and
Robin's upcoming funeral.
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- Are those the Batjets you told me about?
- Yes, Robin.
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Each one contains enough compressed
bat-jection to lift a 5000 pound automobile...
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more than 500 miles in the air.
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We haven't tested them yet, but
we may have to use them eventually.
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Batman, you think of everything.
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- Remember, the Boy Scouts' motto?
- Be prepared.
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It would do well to keep
that in mind at all times.
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I took the liberty, sir, of
preparing you both a snack.
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How thoughtful, Alfred,
but we must be gone.
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Crime waits for no one.
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Oh, but surely, sir, you'll
take some nourishment.
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It's not conducive to good health to fight
the forces of evil without proper supplies.
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Ah. As they say, an army
travels on its stomach.
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Indeed, sir.
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Uh, I anticipated your haste.
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- I provided this sack.
- Ah.
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Uh, it's always been
my motto: "be prepared."
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Truer words were never spoken.
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And if I may say so,
sir, where are you off to?
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The Gotham City
Natural History Museum.
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And we must get there
pronto before Catwoman.
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- If my calculations are correct...
- They usually are.
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Someone should be coming through
that window within the next six seconds.
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Six, five, four...
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You were right.
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Don't make a move, you light-fingered
larcenist, consider yourself apprehended.
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Now wait a second,
Batman and Robin.
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Is that fair, two against one?
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You're big, important
crime fighters...
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and I'm just a
lowly cat burglar...
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trying to eke out a living
in this dog-eat-dog world.
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I'd hoped the Catwoman herself
might materialize here tonight.
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If you'd just look behind
you, you'll see that she did.
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Holy cliché. Does he
expect us to fall for that?
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Ah, my tenacious teenager,
you have a lot to learn.
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You witch.
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Batman, with all
your many attributes...
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you haven't learned the
first thing about manners.
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A gentleman would
kiss a lady's hand.
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You are not a lady. You are a...
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Hss! Curb your tongue, Batman.
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I cannot tolerate a
man with no breeding.
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All right, cats, get them.
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Enough. Enough!
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Cease this fiddle-dee-dee.
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- Are you ready to capitulate?
- Heavens forbid.
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I just don't see the reason
for any further violence.
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Especially since
my side is losing.
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Holy weaponry.
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Look what she's got in her paws.
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I've got you covered
with my cat darts.
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They've been dipped in catatonic, just
enough to paralyze you for a minute or so.
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Holy D'Artagnan.
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You've made your point.
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Unh. What is she
going to do with us?
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You can be sure her
intentions are not honorable.
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I'm gonna throw
you out that window.
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Twelve floors straight down.
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I hope you enjoy your flight.
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Do the deed and
be quick about it.
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I hate long goodbyes.
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I don't believe it.
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What rotten luck.
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Put on your cat suits,
let's get out of here.
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The fuzz will be
stepping on our tails.
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Lucky we had Captain Ahab of the White
Whaling Company put up these fishnets...
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to catch the canary cage she
might've tossed out the window.
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These nets sure saved our lives.
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Not luck, Robin,
we were prepared.
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But it is true, some days
one is luckier than others.
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I really hate to do this. This may
give the caretaker quite a shock.
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"Gotham City's much beloved crime
busters blew the duke last night...
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when they allowed the Viscountess
of Venality to escape their...
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bumbling efforts.
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Now the question is, have
the dynamic Caped Crusaders...
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fallen on their masks?"
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What a scathing denunciation.
Why would O'Shea be so vitriolic?
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Here's the one spalpeen we caught
last night after the others got away.
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- He's all yours, Batman.
- Thank you, Chief O'Hara.
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You might as well spill it.
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You can kick me, hit me and
stomp me, but I'll never talk.
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All right, I'll talk.
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Where's Catwoman's lair?
- I don't know.
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They pick me up at my
swank one room apartment...
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blindfold me, then
take me to her place.
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Any clues as to where it is?
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All I know is that I heard rock
'n' roll music in the background...
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whenever I go to
one of her lectures.
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Lessons in larceny.
How despicable.
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And I used to hear a lot of people
marching on the floor above my head.
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With a bunch of cats meowing
whenever the music stopped. Heh-heh.
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Oh, yeah, one other thing.
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Whatever her caper is,
she plans it for tonight.
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- Very well. Take him away, Chief O'Hara.
- Come on.
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It's 10 a.m.
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If we're to figure out her plot,
we better shake a boot. Let's go.
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Come on, Alfred, it's easy.
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Don't be an old fuddy-duddy.
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I'm afraid my dancing days ended
with the Lambeth Walk, madam.
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Doctor's orders,
you know, war injury.
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Heavens.
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Oh, boy. I like
rock 'n' roll music...
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as much as the next red-blooded
average American teenager...
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but this stuff is awful.
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It's the latest dance.
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They call it the Cattuzzi.
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By Benedict Arnold
and the Traitors.
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It started a couple of weeks ago at
a new restaurant on the west side...
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called the Pink Sandbox.
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What are your specialties?
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Catburgers with catsup,
Chicken Cat-atore...
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and various cuts of meat
from choice Kansas City cattle.
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00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,861
If you'll come back in a
moment, we'll give you our orders.
242
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:25,497
All right.
243
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,633
Holy epicure.
244
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,802
Using this restaurant
as a cover-up.
245
00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:32,336
Oh, she's smart all right.
246
00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:35,838
But this time we'll
turn the tables on her.
247
00:19:41,447 --> 00:19:45,714
You were right, Robin,
this must be the place.
248
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,848
The early cat
catches the Batman.
249
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,356
Don't bother, Batman.
250
00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:01,092
This glass is shatter-proof,
bulletproof and bat-proof.
251
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:02,958
What are we gonna do, Batman?
252
00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:04,415
What are you gonna do?
253
00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:07,467
You're gonna die.
254
00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:10,507
I'm not just pussyfooting
around this time, Batman.
255
00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:14,780
You can't frighten us with any of
your threats, you feline sorceress.
256
00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:18,746
Take heed, we shall
overcome your satanic schemes.
257
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:23,549
If we weren't on opposite sides of
the law, Batman, I could go for you...
258
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:25,918
in a small way.
259
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:30,995
You're about the only man I've
met lately who'd be worthy of me.
260
00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:33,462
Holy lovebirds, I think
she's sweet on you, Batman.
261
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,131
The Joker called for
a date last Monday.
262
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,899
He's fairly attractive.
263
00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:43,042
But I can't stand
his green hair.
264
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,802
And the Penguin's
too small for me.
265
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:49,482
Your problem is you've been
running around with a bad crowd.
266
00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:51,583
Enough of this
moralizing, Batman.
267
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:54,549
Nobody likes a
preaching crime fighter.
268
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:55,949
Batman and Robin...
269
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:59,024
your time has come.
270
00:20:59,658 --> 00:21:04,961
Prepare thyselves for the
hotfoot to end all hot feet.
271
00:21:05,297 --> 00:21:10,031
Charlie, switch it on.
272
00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:22,811
Look at them dance, boys.
273
00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:28,580
It's amazing how two such athletic
human beings can be so ungainly.
274
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:46,705
We've gotta cool this floor down,
or our feet will be severely burned.
275
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:48,840
Holy bunions.
276
00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:51,600
Look, there's a water pipe.
277
00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:04,688
Little do they know that
pipe contains liquid catatonia.
278
00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:08,554
Fumes will drive them batty
and knock them temporarily out.
279
00:22:28,380 --> 00:22:30,542
Wake up, you birdies.
280
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:32,917
I wouldn't want you
to make your exits...
281
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:36,550
without knowing exactly
how it's to be done.
282
00:22:36,922 --> 00:22:38,754
You hateful hussy.
283
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,759
The reflectors have been
greased with margarine...
284
00:22:41,927 --> 00:22:43,361
to make you all the more...
285
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:47,060
fryable.
286
00:22:47,266 --> 00:22:48,734
Holy oleo.
287
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:50,768
I didn't know you could yodel.
288
00:22:51,003 --> 00:22:55,270
- Have you no semblance of decency?
- Not a shred.
289
00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:57,441
Thomas, Charles...
290
00:22:57,676 --> 00:23:00,510
bring over the
pièce de résistance.
291
00:23:09,355 --> 00:23:11,187
Hot enough for you, Batman?
292
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:13,655
You two guys
are really hot stuff.
293
00:23:14,026 --> 00:23:17,656
Two minutes under this blistering
heat and you'll be very well-done indeed.
294
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:20,597
It's too bad it had
to end now, guys...
295
00:23:20,799 --> 00:23:24,361
but look at it this way, you
will have starred in a new show.
296
00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:25,663
What's that?
297
00:23:25,871 --> 00:23:27,772
Bat on a Hot Tin Roof.
298
00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:33,370
That's not a bit funny.
299
00:23:33,579 --> 00:23:37,482
Well, you never did have much
of a sense of humor, anyhow.
300
00:23:38,450 --> 00:23:40,885
Farewell. Farewell.
301
00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:42,554
I must depart...
302
00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:46,089
and muster my forces for the
final assault on Mount Gotham.
303
00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:49,792
At most, you have a
few scant minutes...
304
00:23:49,995 --> 00:23:52,260
before you either
choke to death...
305
00:23:52,464 --> 00:23:56,993
or get one of the worst
cases of sunburn in history.24290
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