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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,286 --> 00:00:50,254 [Christmas music playing on radio] 2 00:01:00,732 --> 00:01:01,633 Thad... 3 00:01:01,700 --> 00:01:03,568 I said no toys at Grandfather's. 4 00:01:03,635 --> 00:01:06,104 -But it's Christmas. -[sighs] 5 00:01:07,406 --> 00:01:08,940 -Stop it! -[Mr. Sivana] Hey. 6 00:01:09,007 --> 00:01:10,007 Hey, Dad! 7 00:01:10,074 --> 00:01:11,776 [shouts] Hey! Thad, 8 00:01:11,843 --> 00:01:14,646 you can't go crying to other people all the time. 9 00:01:14,713 --> 00:01:19,184 A man needs to know when to stand up for himself. 10 00:01:19,250 --> 00:01:21,719 Dear Magic-Isn't-Real Ball, 11 00:01:21,786 --> 00:01:23,421 will Thad ever be a man? 12 00:01:23,488 --> 00:01:25,189 -[scoffs] -[shakes Magic 8 Ball] 13 00:01:27,091 --> 00:01:29,026 [laughs] Ouch. 14 00:01:29,093 --> 00:01:31,129 "Outlook not so good." 15 00:01:32,964 --> 00:01:34,132 [chuckles] 16 00:01:35,366 --> 00:01:36,668 [Magic 8 Ball beeping] 17 00:01:43,074 --> 00:01:44,443 You broke it. 18 00:01:46,210 --> 00:01:48,746 Dad? Sid? 19 00:01:48,813 --> 00:01:50,214 [radio static] 20 00:01:51,483 --> 00:01:53,685 -[engine revving] -[gasping] 21 00:01:53,752 --> 00:01:55,219 Someone help me! 22 00:01:56,488 --> 00:01:58,823 [breathing heavily] Help! 23 00:02:26,618 --> 00:02:27,652 Hello? 24 00:02:47,639 --> 00:02:49,408 -[man] Thaddeus. -[gasps softly] 25 00:02:55,046 --> 00:02:56,815 [breathing heavily] 26 00:03:20,171 --> 00:03:22,774 Thaddeus Sivana. 27 00:03:23,742 --> 00:03:25,243 Who are you? 28 00:03:25,977 --> 00:03:27,279 How do you know my name? 29 00:03:27,345 --> 00:03:31,216 I am the last of the Council of Wizards. 30 00:03:31,282 --> 00:03:36,455 Sworn to protect the realms from the Seven Deadly Sins. 31 00:03:39,624 --> 00:03:41,693 But years have passed, 32 00:03:42,326 --> 00:03:44,562 and I grow weak. 33 00:03:44,629 --> 00:03:46,998 That is why I seek a champion 34 00:03:47,065 --> 00:03:49,201 to inherit my magic. 35 00:03:49,267 --> 00:03:52,337 You want me to do magic? 36 00:03:52,404 --> 00:03:54,672 With this, 37 00:03:54,739 --> 00:03:57,676 all of my powers will become yours. 38 00:04:02,981 --> 00:04:04,716 Ah. But first... 39 00:04:05,950 --> 00:04:08,620 you must demonstrate that you're pure of heart 40 00:04:08,687 --> 00:04:10,922 and strong in spirit. 41 00:04:10,989 --> 00:04:12,424 [voices whispering] 42 00:04:13,958 --> 00:04:16,994 [Wrath] He lies. 43 00:04:17,061 --> 00:04:21,133 Don't be his champion. 44 00:04:21,199 --> 00:04:25,103 We can give you power. 45 00:04:25,169 --> 00:04:28,039 [Wrath] Take the eye. 46 00:04:31,342 --> 00:04:32,477 [Envy] Take it. 47 00:04:34,613 --> 00:04:37,849 [Greed] Your father thinks you're weak. 48 00:04:37,916 --> 00:04:40,885 Show him your power. 49 00:04:43,688 --> 00:04:44,989 [Envy] Take the eye. 50 00:04:51,396 --> 00:04:53,297 -[wizard] No! -[gasps] 51 00:04:54,533 --> 00:04:55,533 [Thaddeus] What? 52 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:57,102 What happened? 53 00:04:57,168 --> 00:05:01,906 Only the purest of hearts can resist their temptations. 54 00:05:02,340 --> 00:05:03,608 But you, 55 00:05:03,675 --> 00:05:05,577 you will never be worthy. 56 00:05:06,377 --> 00:05:07,646 [bangs staff] 57 00:05:10,314 --> 00:05:11,850 [Christmas music playing on radio] 58 00:05:13,017 --> 00:05:13,985 Wait. 59 00:05:14,052 --> 00:05:16,020 -I'm good enough, I swear! -What? 60 00:05:16,087 --> 00:05:17,289 Let me back in! 61 00:05:17,355 --> 00:05:18,823 -Calm down, Thad! -[Thaddeus shouting] 62 00:05:18,890 --> 00:05:20,158 -Don't open the door! -Stop it! 63 00:05:20,224 --> 00:05:21,426 -Calm down. -Stop! 64 00:05:21,493 --> 00:05:22,994 Hey, I'm gonna kill you, you little freak! 65 00:05:23,061 --> 00:05:23,962 [tires screeching] 66 00:05:25,830 --> 00:05:27,599 -Stop... Oh! -[truck horn blaring] 67 00:05:29,801 --> 00:05:31,970 -[tires screeching] -[all yelping] 68 00:05:41,212 --> 00:05:42,247 [Mr. Sivana exhales] 69 00:05:42,313 --> 00:05:43,781 I was just there. 70 00:05:43,848 --> 00:05:46,984 This man, this wizard, he took me to a castle and-- 71 00:05:47,051 --> 00:05:48,353 [Mr. Sivana] Stop. Stop! 72 00:05:48,420 --> 00:05:50,054 Stop it! 73 00:05:50,121 --> 00:05:53,658 You miserable, whiny, little shit! 74 00:05:53,725 --> 00:05:55,593 You could have killed us! 75 00:05:55,660 --> 00:05:57,362 Do you understand that? 76 00:05:57,429 --> 00:05:58,497 [tires screeching] 77 00:05:59,931 --> 00:06:01,900 [Christmas music continues playing] 78 00:06:21,753 --> 00:06:23,855 -[music stops] -[breathing heavily] 79 00:06:43,842 --> 00:06:45,042 Dad? 80 00:06:45,109 --> 00:06:46,077 Dad! 81 00:06:58,923 --> 00:06:59,924 Dad? 82 00:07:02,026 --> 00:07:03,695 You're okay. 83 00:07:03,762 --> 00:07:05,097 You're gonna be okay. 84 00:07:05,163 --> 00:07:06,831 [groans] 85 00:07:06,898 --> 00:07:08,733 [coughing] 86 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:10,502 -[Mr. Sivana groaning] -[young Sid panting] 87 00:07:12,203 --> 00:07:13,971 You did this. 88 00:07:14,038 --> 00:07:15,574 You did this! 89 00:07:16,941 --> 00:07:18,009 No. 90 00:07:18,076 --> 00:07:18,977 Dad. 91 00:07:20,111 --> 00:07:21,112 [gasps] 92 00:07:38,062 --> 00:07:39,163 [stone cracking] 93 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:45,103 Your magic grows weak. 94 00:07:45,169 --> 00:07:50,342 Soon, you won't be able to contain us. 95 00:07:50,409 --> 00:07:52,810 Seeking Spell, 96 00:07:52,877 --> 00:07:56,114 find me one soul who is worthy. 97 00:07:58,550 --> 00:08:01,653 No matter how long it takes. 98 00:08:32,417 --> 00:08:34,953 [alarm ringing] 99 00:08:45,997 --> 00:08:48,766 Holy moly! The boys in blue! 100 00:08:48,833 --> 00:08:50,568 Sure glad to see you. 101 00:08:50,635 --> 00:08:52,837 I called as soon as I saw. 102 00:08:53,638 --> 00:08:55,073 They're in there. 103 00:08:55,139 --> 00:08:56,174 You stay here. 104 00:09:00,311 --> 00:09:02,514 -Police! -[alarm stops] 105 00:09:02,581 --> 00:09:03,948 I saw 'em hide back in there. 106 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:10,655 -[female officer] Police, coming in! -Police! 107 00:09:13,925 --> 00:09:15,327 -There's nobody here. -What do you mean? 108 00:09:15,393 --> 00:09:17,328 -It's a closet. -You really bought that, huh? 109 00:09:18,697 --> 00:09:19,931 [grunts] 110 00:09:19,998 --> 00:09:22,066 -Hey, no, no, no! -Hey! 111 00:09:23,635 --> 00:09:25,003 Stop, stop, stop! 112 00:09:26,938 --> 00:09:28,373 Open this up right now, kid. 113 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:30,475 That's a federal offense, kid. You can't do that! 114 00:09:30,542 --> 00:09:32,444 Do not go in that car. 115 00:09:32,511 --> 00:09:33,678 Come on, open the door. Please. 116 00:09:33,745 --> 00:09:35,313 Please, come on. 117 00:09:37,782 --> 00:09:40,284 Open this, right now! [grunting] 118 00:09:41,886 --> 00:09:43,121 Very good, very funny. 119 00:09:43,187 --> 00:09:45,890 Very funny. That's great. That's hilarious. 120 00:09:49,227 --> 00:09:51,696 Uh, Dispatch, we need backup at the Laurelwood shopping center, please. 121 00:09:52,731 --> 00:09:54,266 [clears throat] 122 00:09:54,332 --> 00:09:55,833 [imitates male officer] Dispatch, cancel that request. 123 00:09:55,900 --> 00:09:57,935 Some kid stole our walkie-talkies. 124 00:09:58,002 --> 00:10:01,139 [dispatcher] Walkie-talkies? How old are you? 125 00:10:01,205 --> 00:10:02,106 [inhales sharply] 126 00:10:06,878 --> 00:10:08,513 No, no, no. 127 00:10:08,580 --> 00:10:09,714 That's my lunch, kid! 128 00:10:13,952 --> 00:10:16,020 [Billy] Miss Batson... 129 00:10:16,087 --> 00:10:18,123 I've been looking for you. 130 00:10:18,189 --> 00:10:20,391 [sighs] No. Gosh. 131 00:10:22,627 --> 00:10:24,295 It's me. It's Billy. 132 00:10:26,297 --> 00:10:27,365 [sighs] 133 00:10:30,402 --> 00:10:31,936 [indistinct chattering] 134 00:10:32,671 --> 00:10:34,372 [groans] Okay. 135 00:10:38,076 --> 00:10:40,145 -[groans] -I want the tiger. 136 00:10:40,211 --> 00:10:44,215 I know, honey, I know. But Mom's not exactly going pro here. 137 00:10:46,585 --> 00:10:48,920 [gasps] We got one! [chuckles] 138 00:10:51,322 --> 00:10:53,024 But I wanted a tiger. 139 00:10:53,091 --> 00:10:57,195 Oh, but this is the real prize, baby. See? 140 00:10:57,261 --> 00:10:58,796 You can use that your whole life. 141 00:10:58,863 --> 00:11:01,132 You'll always find your way. 142 00:11:01,933 --> 00:11:03,367 [crowd chattering] 143 00:11:21,152 --> 00:11:23,354 [whispers] I can't let the ball get away. 144 00:11:32,564 --> 00:11:33,732 Mom? 145 00:11:39,771 --> 00:11:40,872 Mom! 146 00:11:47,679 --> 00:11:49,013 Mom! 147 00:11:50,682 --> 00:11:52,016 Hey. 148 00:11:52,083 --> 00:11:53,418 Who are you with, bud? 149 00:11:55,854 --> 00:11:57,422 Yeah, he says it's Billy Batson. 150 00:11:59,090 --> 00:12:00,658 Hey, don't worry, kid. 151 00:12:00,725 --> 00:12:03,495 I'm sure she'll come looking before too long, okay? 152 00:12:03,562 --> 00:12:04,929 They always do. 153 00:12:06,631 --> 00:12:07,799 [sighs] 154 00:12:12,904 --> 00:12:15,807 Mom, I'm home. 155 00:12:18,577 --> 00:12:19,911 [exhales] 156 00:12:40,231 --> 00:12:41,232 [exhales] 157 00:12:44,869 --> 00:12:46,037 [doorbell rings] 158 00:12:49,307 --> 00:12:50,208 [woman] Yes? 159 00:12:51,175 --> 00:12:54,946 Yeah, uh, is this Rachel Batson? 160 00:12:55,013 --> 00:12:56,714 Who's asking? 161 00:12:56,781 --> 00:12:57,782 Um... 162 00:12:57,849 --> 00:12:59,418 Yeah, see, the thing is... 163 00:13:01,152 --> 00:13:02,554 I think you're my mom. 164 00:13:06,190 --> 00:13:07,459 You sure about that? 165 00:13:10,795 --> 00:13:12,163 Sorry to bother you. 166 00:13:13,898 --> 00:13:15,032 [sighs] 167 00:13:15,099 --> 00:13:17,635 [siren wails] 168 00:13:17,702 --> 00:13:20,138 [male officer on loudspeaker] Just had to take my lunch, huh? 169 00:13:20,204 --> 00:13:22,874 You save me any fries? 170 00:13:22,941 --> 00:13:27,079 Foster home in Pittsburgh reported you missing two weeks ago. 171 00:13:27,145 --> 00:13:28,379 You're sending me back? 172 00:13:28,813 --> 00:13:30,415 No. 173 00:13:30,482 --> 00:13:31,816 They don't want you. 174 00:13:31,883 --> 00:13:34,051 -[scoffs] Harsh. -You laugh, 175 00:13:34,118 --> 00:13:37,922 but you've run from foster homes in six counties, Mr. Batson. 176 00:13:38,657 --> 00:13:41,426 From good people 177 00:13:41,493 --> 00:13:43,928 who want you, all in pursuit of someone 178 00:13:43,995 --> 00:13:45,930 who arguably does not. 179 00:13:47,832 --> 00:13:51,203 It's time someone looked you in the eye and told it to you straight. 180 00:13:51,269 --> 00:13:54,139 I don't need parents to play make-believe with. 181 00:13:54,205 --> 00:13:57,008 -I got a mom. -Yes. 182 00:13:57,075 --> 00:13:59,144 You're some detective. 183 00:13:59,210 --> 00:14:00,945 Seventy-three Batsons 184 00:14:01,012 --> 00:14:04,782 between the ages of 28 to 40, and you've crossed out every one. 185 00:14:04,849 --> 00:14:07,619 She's still out there. I know it. 186 00:14:16,327 --> 00:14:18,963 There's a couple outside, Mr. Batson. 187 00:14:19,030 --> 00:14:20,865 They run a group home. 188 00:14:22,133 --> 00:14:23,801 I can take care of myself. 189 00:14:23,868 --> 00:14:25,470 When you're 18. 190 00:14:25,537 --> 00:14:28,273 Until then, I won't have you living on the streets, 191 00:14:28,339 --> 00:14:30,509 looking for someone who never looked for you. 192 00:14:31,776 --> 00:14:33,978 Give these people a chance. 193 00:14:34,045 --> 00:14:36,648 'Cause that's what they're giving you. 194 00:14:36,715 --> 00:14:38,349 You're out of options. 195 00:14:43,455 --> 00:14:44,456 [car door opens] 196 00:14:48,927 --> 00:14:50,328 I'm gonna skip the spiel. 197 00:14:50,394 --> 00:14:52,230 Just know that me and Rosa, we get it. 198 00:14:52,296 --> 00:14:53,898 We were foster kids back in the day. 199 00:14:53,965 --> 00:14:55,567 Ooh, back in the Dark Ages. 200 00:14:55,634 --> 00:14:58,035 Girl, I'm young at heart. 201 00:14:58,102 --> 00:14:59,671 I got my finger on the pulse. 202 00:14:59,738 --> 00:15:01,206 Yeah, that's a reference 203 00:15:01,272 --> 00:15:02,474 -to his blood pressure because he's old. -[laughs] 204 00:15:02,541 --> 00:15:04,076 Billy, do you have any food allergies? 205 00:15:04,142 --> 00:15:05,943 [Victor] Gonna wish you did. Darla's cooking. 206 00:15:06,010 --> 00:15:07,646 -[Rosa speaks Spanish] -What? 207 00:15:09,748 --> 00:15:11,816 [Rosa in English] We know how overwhelming it can all be. 208 00:15:11,883 --> 00:15:13,685 New house, new faces. 209 00:15:13,752 --> 00:15:15,220 [Victor] All up in your face. 210 00:15:15,286 --> 00:15:18,122 Just take it at your own speed. 211 00:15:24,162 --> 00:15:25,964 [music playing] 212 00:15:27,866 --> 00:15:29,167 Hello? 213 00:15:33,505 --> 00:15:34,506 We're home. 214 00:15:34,573 --> 00:15:37,008 That's what happens when you suck! 215 00:15:38,176 --> 00:15:39,477 So much for the welcome party. 216 00:15:39,544 --> 00:15:41,813 [sighs] Yeah, that thing growing out of the couch 217 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:43,381 would be Eugene. 218 00:15:43,448 --> 00:15:44,716 Is that him? 219 00:15:44,783 --> 00:15:46,484 Oh, my gosh! Billy! 220 00:15:46,551 --> 00:15:47,919 [Victor] Whoa! Slow down, slow down. 221 00:15:47,986 --> 00:15:49,187 [Darla] Welcome home! 222 00:15:49,253 --> 00:15:51,089 -[Rosa] And that's Darla. -I'm Darla. 223 00:15:51,155 --> 00:15:52,023 Big hugger. 224 00:15:52,090 --> 00:15:53,591 I noticed. 225 00:15:53,658 --> 00:15:55,627 Die, die, die! 226 00:15:55,694 --> 00:15:57,596 He doesn't mean that. It's a game. 227 00:16:00,064 --> 00:16:01,233 Hey. 228 00:16:01,299 --> 00:16:03,701 No sodas after dark, remember? 229 00:16:03,768 --> 00:16:05,437 Whoa. When did it get dark? 230 00:16:05,504 --> 00:16:07,672 Oh, the poster. I made you one. 231 00:16:07,739 --> 00:16:10,942 Come look! Oh, no! 232 00:16:11,009 --> 00:16:13,745 Sorry, Pedro must've been working out. 233 00:16:13,812 --> 00:16:15,313 His goal is to get swole. 234 00:16:15,379 --> 00:16:17,415 [Eugene] Just one hit! Just one hit! 235 00:16:17,482 --> 00:16:18,516 Oh... 236 00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:20,685 Here. 237 00:16:20,752 --> 00:16:24,589 Yes, exactly why your math department is so uniquely suited for me. 238 00:16:24,656 --> 00:16:26,091 [Eugene] Shut up! No! 239 00:16:26,157 --> 00:16:28,293 I can't even with Eugene right now. 240 00:16:28,359 --> 00:16:31,063 I'm sorry. Mary, hi. College interview. 241 00:16:31,129 --> 00:16:32,197 I'm Billy. 242 00:16:32,263 --> 00:16:33,731 What am I most excited about? 243 00:16:33,798 --> 00:16:37,202 Oh! What a great question. I was hoping you'd ask. 244 00:16:37,268 --> 00:16:39,071 [mouthing] What am I most excited about? 245 00:16:39,137 --> 00:16:40,605 [mouthing] 246 00:16:40,672 --> 00:16:42,807 Mention you're a foster kid. Colleges eat that up. 247 00:16:42,874 --> 00:16:46,144 What I'm most excited about is the campus experience. 248 00:16:46,210 --> 00:16:49,981 As a foster child, I'm a big believer in finding family and friends 249 00:16:50,048 --> 00:16:52,417 in the most unlikely of places. 250 00:16:55,253 --> 00:16:57,054 I'm gonna miss that girl so much. 251 00:16:57,121 --> 00:16:59,424 It's Caltech. It's a very prestigious school. 252 00:16:59,491 --> 00:17:01,126 And also all the way in California. 253 00:17:01,192 --> 00:17:03,461 But we don't have to talk about that right now. 254 00:17:03,528 --> 00:17:04,996 It's a tough subject for me. 255 00:17:05,063 --> 00:17:06,298 Do you like vegan food? 256 00:17:06,364 --> 00:17:08,733 -Mmm-mmm. -Because, see, I love animals. 257 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:10,335 [fire alarm beeping] 258 00:17:10,402 --> 00:17:12,270 -[Rosa gasps] -Oh, no! The Tofurky! 259 00:17:12,336 --> 00:17:14,106 Oh, no, we may have to eat a real turkey! 260 00:17:14,172 --> 00:17:15,240 -Is that... -It's okay. 261 00:17:15,306 --> 00:17:17,209 Come, I'll show you your room. 262 00:17:17,275 --> 00:17:20,478 It's a bit of a madhouse, I know, but it's fun. 263 00:17:20,545 --> 00:17:23,215 [Eugene] Time to dance on your grave! 264 00:17:23,281 --> 00:17:24,949 Watch the bum step. Pedro... 265 00:17:25,016 --> 00:17:26,818 [speaking Spanish] 266 00:17:26,885 --> 00:17:28,052 -[music playing over earphones] -[in English] Say hi to Billy. 267 00:17:29,688 --> 00:17:32,591 Don't take it personally. He's like that with everyone. 268 00:17:36,194 --> 00:17:37,629 Freddy. 269 00:17:38,362 --> 00:17:40,398 This is Billy Batson. 270 00:17:40,465 --> 00:17:42,067 Make sure you make him feel at home. 271 00:17:42,133 --> 00:17:43,268 -Okay? -Yeah. 272 00:17:43,334 --> 00:17:45,237 Maybe don't say anything too weird? 273 00:17:45,303 --> 00:17:47,072 Oh, one weird thing is, 274 00:17:47,138 --> 00:17:48,440 did you know that Romans used to brush their teeth with their urine? 275 00:17:50,742 --> 00:17:52,276 And apparently, it works. 276 00:17:52,944 --> 00:17:54,345 Yep. Um... 277 00:18:03,221 --> 00:18:05,590 Oh, it's a long way down. 278 00:18:05,657 --> 00:18:08,192 Trust me, I speak from experience. 279 00:18:11,763 --> 00:18:14,031 Victor pushed me. 280 00:18:14,098 --> 00:18:16,934 They seem nice, but don't buy it. 281 00:18:17,001 --> 00:18:19,303 It gets real Game of Thrones around here. 282 00:18:21,172 --> 00:18:22,174 What? 283 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:23,375 [snickers] 284 00:18:23,442 --> 00:18:26,311 Dude, I'm just messin' around. 285 00:18:26,377 --> 00:18:30,148 It's, um, terminal cancer. I only have three months. 286 00:18:31,650 --> 00:18:33,818 Kidding, again! You look at me, and you're like, 287 00:18:33,885 --> 00:18:36,654 "Why so dark? You're a disabled foster kid. You've got it all." 288 00:18:36,721 --> 00:18:37,722 Right? [chuckles] 289 00:18:39,290 --> 00:18:42,427 Oh, yeah, that's the old Batarang. 290 00:18:42,494 --> 00:18:45,263 I mean, it's a replica, but feel how sharp. 291 00:18:45,329 --> 00:18:47,131 I could kill you in your sleep with that thing. 292 00:18:48,366 --> 00:18:50,335 You more of a Supes guy? 293 00:18:50,402 --> 00:18:54,005 Yeah, me, too. Behold, the holy grail. 294 00:18:54,072 --> 00:18:56,908 One nine-millimeter round shot at Superman himself. 295 00:18:56,975 --> 00:18:58,610 It's legit. 296 00:18:58,677 --> 00:19:01,179 Probably worth, I don't know, five, six hundred, maybe more. 297 00:19:01,245 --> 00:19:02,380 What's in the bag? 298 00:19:02,947 --> 00:19:04,582 Hey. 299 00:19:04,649 --> 00:19:06,918 Hey, it's all good. It's good to maintain boundaries. 300 00:19:06,985 --> 00:19:10,788 [sighs] You don't gotta talk so much, you know. 301 00:19:10,855 --> 00:19:13,625 Anyway, this place is great. You're gonna love it. 302 00:19:38,116 --> 00:19:39,584 [Victor] Dinner! 303 00:19:46,891 --> 00:19:48,627 All hands on deck. 304 00:19:50,462 --> 00:19:52,029 [Rosa speaks Spanish] 305 00:19:52,096 --> 00:19:53,431 -[chuckles] -[Victor] Thank you for this family. 306 00:19:53,498 --> 00:19:55,032 Thank you for this day. 307 00:19:55,099 --> 00:19:58,870 Thank you for this food, even if it's not steak filet. 308 00:19:58,937 --> 00:19:59,904 [Darla laughs] 309 00:20:01,973 --> 00:20:04,909 Big school. 2,000 students, you might think, 310 00:20:04,976 --> 00:20:06,544 "Wow, so many strangers." 311 00:20:06,611 --> 00:20:09,114 But not if you think of them as possible future friends. 312 00:20:09,180 --> 00:20:11,316 Then it's, "Wow, so many friends." 313 00:20:11,382 --> 00:20:14,552 The principal, her name's Shirley. She's the best. 314 00:20:14,619 --> 00:20:16,488 -Next. -[metal detector beeping] 315 00:20:16,555 --> 00:20:18,223 This is our security scanner. 316 00:20:18,289 --> 00:20:20,792 Like in an airport. It's totally safe. 317 00:20:20,859 --> 00:20:22,694 I know what it is. 318 00:20:22,761 --> 00:20:24,729 -Does she always do this? -Mmm-hmm. 319 00:20:24,796 --> 00:20:27,232 Silence makes me uncomfortable. 320 00:20:27,298 --> 00:20:29,834 She's almost never uncomfortable. 321 00:20:32,236 --> 00:20:33,605 Have a good first day, big brother. 322 00:20:33,672 --> 00:20:35,740 Look, you don't have to hug me all the time. 323 00:20:35,807 --> 00:20:38,342 We're not actually brother and sister, so... 324 00:20:40,078 --> 00:20:41,279 [Darla] I'm sorry. 325 00:20:44,549 --> 00:20:46,784 -Hey. -Hey. 326 00:20:46,851 --> 00:20:48,587 [stammers] I didn't mean to make her... 327 00:20:51,556 --> 00:20:54,426 [Ms. Kwan on TV] I was overwhelmed, honestly. 328 00:20:55,527 --> 00:20:59,064 He said I must be pure of heart. 329 00:20:59,130 --> 00:21:01,333 He call himself a wizard. 330 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:07,072 He even dressed like a wizard from Harry Potter or some... 331 00:21:07,138 --> 00:21:10,275 But you're saying that other people have experienced this? 332 00:21:10,341 --> 00:21:14,912 In a sense, yes. Do you remember what he said to you? 333 00:21:14,979 --> 00:21:16,615 He tested me. 334 00:21:17,482 --> 00:21:20,085 There were these statues. 335 00:21:20,151 --> 00:21:24,189 Their eyes, it's like they were looking at me, making me think things. 336 00:21:24,255 --> 00:21:25,823 Horrible things. 337 00:21:25,890 --> 00:21:28,292 And do these approximate what you saw? 338 00:21:29,928 --> 00:21:33,565 Yes, that's exactly how I remember it. 339 00:21:33,632 --> 00:21:35,433 I don't understand. How do you know... 340 00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:39,871 Recurrent imagery has proven very common in cases of mass hysteria. 341 00:21:39,938 --> 00:21:40,905 Mass hysteria? 342 00:21:40,972 --> 00:21:43,641 I know. The term's a bit theatrical. 343 00:21:43,708 --> 00:21:46,511 But take UFO sightings, for example. 344 00:21:46,578 --> 00:21:48,980 Lights in the sky, flying saucers. 345 00:21:49,047 --> 00:21:52,117 Isolated incidents of people who do not know each other-- 346 00:21:52,183 --> 00:21:53,652 [man] The symbols. 347 00:21:57,422 --> 00:22:00,258 Ask her about the symbols. 348 00:22:00,324 --> 00:22:04,629 Sorry, Ms. Kwan. But as an example of recurrent imagery, 349 00:22:04,696 --> 00:22:06,598 maybe you'll recall seeing 350 00:22:06,665 --> 00:22:10,068 these symbols before the alleged abduction. 351 00:22:10,134 --> 00:22:12,937 I don't remember any symbols, no. 352 00:22:13,004 --> 00:22:16,774 I think I got it on video. There was something, um... 353 00:22:16,841 --> 00:22:19,043 I remember the numbers on my alarm clock. 354 00:22:19,110 --> 00:22:20,312 They kept shifting. 355 00:22:20,378 --> 00:22:21,546 Video? 356 00:22:23,715 --> 00:22:25,583 Show me the video. 357 00:22:25,650 --> 00:22:28,186 Uh, Ms. Kwan, this is Dr. Sivana. 358 00:22:28,252 --> 00:22:31,323 -Um, one moment, I can send it. -[keyboard clacks] 359 00:22:31,389 --> 00:22:35,127 -[rumbling] -[Ms. Kwan on video] Hello? Oh, my God! 360 00:22:35,193 --> 00:22:36,994 Who's there? 361 00:22:37,061 --> 00:22:40,399 Hello? What's going on? What's happening? 362 00:22:41,900 --> 00:22:45,203 [stammers] I'm going to call the police! 363 00:22:45,269 --> 00:22:47,905 Then this blinding light all around me 364 00:22:47,972 --> 00:22:50,175 and I felt like I was getting pulled down into something. 365 00:22:50,241 --> 00:22:52,944 It felt like a temple carved inside a mountain. 366 00:22:53,011 --> 00:22:56,047 He looked exactly what you'd expect from a guy who calls himself a wizard. 367 00:22:56,114 --> 00:22:58,216 ...and how you were brought there to save the world. 368 00:22:58,282 --> 00:23:00,452 -[man] Wearing a cape. -And there's no ceiling. 369 00:23:00,519 --> 00:23:01,886 [scientist] We ran the numbers again... 370 00:23:01,953 --> 00:23:03,488 Dr. Sivana! 371 00:23:03,555 --> 00:23:08,693 I appreciate your enthusiasm, but you're funding my project. 372 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:11,763 And when I'm interviewing, I don't wanna be interrupted. 373 00:23:11,830 --> 00:23:14,132 Fifty-six recorded abductions. 374 00:23:14,198 --> 00:23:15,634 -I never saw it. -Saw what? 375 00:23:32,083 --> 00:23:33,151 Doctor, what is all this? 376 00:23:34,185 --> 00:23:36,154 All these years... 377 00:23:37,989 --> 00:23:42,194 I was convinced I had the incorrect sequence. 378 00:23:42,260 --> 00:23:46,198 Or perhaps the wrong symbols 379 00:23:46,264 --> 00:23:47,899 to open the door. 380 00:23:49,167 --> 00:23:52,036 But on that woman's alarm clock, 381 00:23:52,103 --> 00:23:53,572 the seven symbols. 382 00:23:55,206 --> 00:24:00,545 The sequence repeated itself seven times. 383 00:24:02,481 --> 00:24:03,948 That's the difference. 384 00:24:04,015 --> 00:24:06,251 Is this some sort of joke? 385 00:24:06,317 --> 00:24:08,019 It may seem that way to you 386 00:24:08,086 --> 00:24:12,424 because we're not in actuality studying mass hysteria. 387 00:24:12,491 --> 00:24:15,093 What all these people have seen, 388 00:24:15,159 --> 00:24:18,730 every single one of them, is absolutely real. 389 00:24:18,797 --> 00:24:21,833 [scoffs] An alarm clock malfunctions 390 00:24:21,900 --> 00:24:24,969 and your first thought is it's proof of a wizard? 391 00:24:25,036 --> 00:24:27,072 -Hmm. -Come on, Dr. Sivana. 392 00:24:27,138 --> 00:24:29,841 You can't believe any of this is real. 393 00:24:32,477 --> 00:24:33,778 [Dr. Lynn gasps] 394 00:24:36,615 --> 00:24:38,416 [groaning] 395 00:24:38,483 --> 00:24:40,151 [screaming] 396 00:24:42,587 --> 00:24:43,722 Why, yes. 397 00:24:50,028 --> 00:24:51,630 Yes, I do. 398 00:25:04,242 --> 00:25:05,243 [exhales sharply] 399 00:25:20,191 --> 00:25:21,993 -[footsteps approaching] -[labored breathing] 400 00:25:24,729 --> 00:25:26,130 [wizard groaning] 401 00:25:29,968 --> 00:25:34,739 I've been waiting for this moment for so long... 402 00:25:35,807 --> 00:25:38,110 and now here we are. 403 00:25:38,176 --> 00:25:40,178 You don't remember me, do you? 404 00:25:46,751 --> 00:25:48,853 I remember you. 405 00:25:50,288 --> 00:25:51,756 You were a boy. 406 00:25:51,823 --> 00:25:53,858 And now you dare intrude in my kingdom. 407 00:25:53,925 --> 00:25:58,263 Do you know what it's like for a child to be told you'll never be good enough? 408 00:25:58,329 --> 00:26:00,265 No, you don't. 409 00:26:00,331 --> 00:26:04,536 What you said to me all those years ago made me realize who I really was. 410 00:26:04,603 --> 00:26:06,204 And you know something? 411 00:26:07,639 --> 00:26:08,873 [voices whispering] 412 00:26:08,940 --> 00:26:11,643 I am not pure of heart. 413 00:26:11,710 --> 00:26:16,280 [Wrath] The wizard is too weak to stop us. 414 00:26:18,617 --> 00:26:19,984 No! 415 00:26:20,051 --> 00:26:21,152 No! 416 00:26:27,358 --> 00:26:28,627 [rumbling] 417 00:26:29,894 --> 00:26:32,964 [Wrath] You never found your champion. 418 00:26:34,298 --> 00:26:37,301 But we found ours. 419 00:26:38,069 --> 00:26:39,070 [grunting] 420 00:26:40,238 --> 00:26:41,573 [Wrath growls] 421 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:43,241 [groaning] 422 00:26:52,050 --> 00:26:56,354 [Wrath] You are the true champion. 423 00:27:11,736 --> 00:27:13,004 [panting] 424 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:17,976 [breathing heavily] 425 00:27:27,852 --> 00:27:29,221 [wizard] They're using you. 426 00:27:29,287 --> 00:27:32,424 You're nothing to them but a means of escape. 427 00:27:32,491 --> 00:27:33,658 [grunts] 428 00:27:38,296 --> 00:27:42,600 Through you, they'll spread their poison to everything they touch! 429 00:27:42,667 --> 00:27:45,870 Make mankind turn on each other! 430 00:27:45,937 --> 00:27:48,440 [Dr. Sivana] You seek a pure soul, old man, 431 00:27:48,507 --> 00:27:50,809 but no one's worthy. 432 00:27:51,643 --> 00:27:53,412 [groans] 433 00:27:54,312 --> 00:27:55,447 [panting] 434 00:27:59,317 --> 00:28:02,386 -[students chattering] -Flight or invisibility? 435 00:28:03,387 --> 00:28:04,956 If you could have one superpower, 436 00:28:05,023 --> 00:28:06,991 flight or invisibility, what would you pick? 437 00:28:07,058 --> 00:28:09,527 I mean, everybody chooses flight. You know why? 438 00:28:09,594 --> 00:28:11,696 So they can fly away from this conversation? 439 00:28:11,763 --> 00:28:13,365 No, no. 'Cause heroes fly. 440 00:28:13,432 --> 00:28:15,333 And who doesn't want people to think they're a hero, right? 441 00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:17,735 But invisibility, no way. [scoffs] 442 00:28:17,802 --> 00:28:19,404 That's pervy. 443 00:28:19,471 --> 00:28:21,473 Spying around on people who don't even know you're there. 444 00:28:21,540 --> 00:28:23,508 Sneaking around everywhere. It's a total villain power, right? 445 00:28:23,575 --> 00:28:24,476 [chattering stops] 446 00:28:28,513 --> 00:28:30,548 [scoffs] 447 00:28:30,615 --> 00:28:32,617 Then they did this study, and this is a real thing. 448 00:28:32,684 --> 00:28:33,851 They asked people the same question. 449 00:28:33,918 --> 00:28:35,520 You know, what power do you want? 450 00:28:35,587 --> 00:28:36,888 But this time, they made it so the answers were anonymous. 451 00:28:36,955 --> 00:28:38,356 And most people, since they knew 452 00:28:38,423 --> 00:28:40,057 that it was secret, said invisibility. 453 00:28:40,124 --> 00:28:41,493 And I think that's 'cause most people 454 00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:44,028 don't feel like heroes on the inside, deep down. 455 00:28:44,095 --> 00:28:46,131 You're gonna run away. 456 00:28:46,197 --> 00:28:48,700 I mean, you stole my Superman bullet. 457 00:28:48,767 --> 00:28:50,535 Dude, I get it. I get it. 458 00:28:50,602 --> 00:28:52,404 You've been screwed over way too many times. 459 00:28:52,471 --> 00:28:54,306 You don't trust anyone. 460 00:28:54,372 --> 00:28:59,010 That's the thing about invisibility. You end up all by yourself. 461 00:28:59,077 --> 00:29:01,813 [scoffs] I didn't steal your dumb bullet. 462 00:29:03,815 --> 00:29:05,517 [door closes] 463 00:29:05,584 --> 00:29:06,918 [students chattering] 464 00:29:06,985 --> 00:29:09,087 Hey. How was it today? 465 00:29:09,888 --> 00:29:11,490 That good, huh? 466 00:29:12,924 --> 00:29:14,058 [tires screeching] 467 00:29:14,125 --> 00:29:16,894 -Whoa! -[groans] 468 00:29:16,961 --> 00:29:18,663 Oh, my God! Freddy. 469 00:29:18,730 --> 00:29:19,797 Are you okay? 470 00:29:19,864 --> 00:29:21,232 -You okay? -[Freddy] Yes. Yes. 471 00:29:23,034 --> 00:29:24,336 What the hell? 472 00:29:24,403 --> 00:29:25,970 -What is wrong with you two? -[Burke] Oh, ho! 473 00:29:26,037 --> 00:29:27,739 -[groans] -No way that's gonna buff out. 474 00:29:27,806 --> 00:29:29,074 [Brett] You gonna pay for that, Freeman? 475 00:29:29,140 --> 00:29:30,742 For the dent you made almost hitting me? 476 00:29:30,809 --> 00:29:31,876 Yeah, sure. Um... 477 00:29:31,943 --> 00:29:33,345 You guys take these? 478 00:29:33,412 --> 00:29:35,046 [all laugh] 479 00:29:35,113 --> 00:29:37,382 -[Brett grunting] -[Freddy groaning] 480 00:29:37,449 --> 00:29:39,050 -[Mary] Brett, stop! -[continues groaning] 481 00:29:39,117 --> 00:29:40,017 [both laughing] 482 00:29:40,084 --> 00:29:41,619 Don't touch my brother! 483 00:29:41,686 --> 00:29:43,521 What, do you need your fake family to stand up for you? 484 00:29:43,588 --> 00:29:45,090 -Stand up for yourself, Freeman. -[Burke] Yeah, huh? 485 00:29:45,156 --> 00:29:46,791 Hey, Freeman. Freeman, here, stand up. 486 00:29:46,858 --> 00:29:48,226 Stand up for yourself. 487 00:29:48,292 --> 00:29:49,561 What are you gonna do, go home and cry to Mommy? 488 00:29:49,628 --> 00:29:52,130 [Burke] Oh, yeah. You don't have a mommy. 489 00:29:52,196 --> 00:29:54,266 -[punches landing] -[Freddy groaning] 490 00:29:54,332 --> 00:29:55,299 [Billy] Hey. 491 00:29:55,967 --> 00:29:58,470 [both groaning] 492 00:29:58,537 --> 00:30:00,238 Man, sorry about that. 493 00:30:00,304 --> 00:30:02,807 That wasn't fair, but then again you don't fight fair, so... 494 00:30:02,874 --> 00:30:04,142 [both grunting] 495 00:30:05,410 --> 00:30:07,479 [Billy groans] 496 00:30:07,546 --> 00:30:11,048 Back off, assbags. I know how to use these things. 497 00:30:11,115 --> 00:30:13,317 -[both snicker] -[groaning] 498 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:18,756 [Burke] Hey! He's getting away! Where you going? 499 00:30:18,823 --> 00:30:20,391 [Mary] Freddy, are you okay? 500 00:30:21,292 --> 00:30:22,327 [panting] 501 00:30:22,393 --> 00:30:23,461 [Brett] Hey, let's go through the back. 502 00:30:23,528 --> 00:30:24,529 [Burke] Yeah, yeah, yeah. 503 00:30:25,497 --> 00:30:26,431 [grunts] 504 00:30:27,198 --> 00:30:28,933 [indistinct chatter] 505 00:30:31,536 --> 00:30:32,637 [woman grunts] 506 00:30:32,704 --> 00:30:33,705 Nowhere to run! 507 00:30:33,772 --> 00:30:35,073 Hey! 508 00:30:35,139 --> 00:30:36,841 -[Brett] Go, go, go! -[Burke] Grab him! Move! 509 00:30:36,908 --> 00:30:39,377 -Get out the way. -Move, woman! 510 00:30:39,444 --> 00:30:40,412 Whoa! 511 00:30:41,813 --> 00:30:43,681 -[Burke] No, no, no. -[laughing] 512 00:30:43,748 --> 00:30:45,049 You're dead, kid. 513 00:30:45,116 --> 00:30:46,518 Yeah, you think you're funny. 514 00:30:46,585 --> 00:30:48,420 We know where you go to school, buddy! 515 00:30:50,722 --> 00:30:53,591 [woman on PA] Next stop, 30th Street Station. 516 00:30:53,658 --> 00:30:55,960 Change for the regional rail lines. 517 00:30:58,830 --> 00:31:00,198 [panting] 518 00:31:03,835 --> 00:31:05,069 [crackling] 519 00:31:11,810 --> 00:31:12,644 [gasps] 520 00:31:14,813 --> 00:31:16,047 Uh... Hello? 521 00:31:16,981 --> 00:31:18,583 What's going on? 522 00:31:25,023 --> 00:31:26,390 [train zooms past] 523 00:31:29,327 --> 00:31:30,228 [thud] 524 00:31:32,864 --> 00:31:34,032 Help! 525 00:31:40,839 --> 00:31:42,407 [breathing heavily] 526 00:31:48,547 --> 00:31:49,648 Okay. 527 00:32:05,464 --> 00:32:06,998 Holy moly. 528 00:32:23,381 --> 00:32:24,483 Hello? 529 00:32:36,761 --> 00:32:38,397 -[train passes by] -[gasps] 530 00:32:39,263 --> 00:32:40,932 [echoing] What the hell? 531 00:32:40,999 --> 00:32:42,634 Who's doing this? 532 00:33:10,562 --> 00:33:11,430 [clears throat] 533 00:33:14,499 --> 00:33:16,901 Hi. Um... 534 00:33:16,968 --> 00:33:19,571 I was supposed to get off at 30th. 535 00:33:19,638 --> 00:33:21,173 Billy Batson. 536 00:33:21,239 --> 00:33:22,807 How'd you know my name? 537 00:33:22,874 --> 00:33:27,145 I am the last of the Council of Wizards. 538 00:33:27,211 --> 00:33:29,648 Keeper of the Rock of Eternity. 539 00:33:30,449 --> 00:33:31,349 Oh... 540 00:33:31,816 --> 00:33:32,784 You're... 541 00:33:33,818 --> 00:33:35,220 that guy. 542 00:33:35,286 --> 00:33:37,089 Hey, listen, I don't have any money. 543 00:33:37,155 --> 00:33:39,323 Do not patronize me, boy. 544 00:33:40,625 --> 00:33:41,793 [gasps] 545 00:33:41,860 --> 00:33:44,929 You are standing in the source of all magic. 546 00:33:44,996 --> 00:33:50,302 The Rock of Eternity. Seven thrones of seven wizards. 547 00:33:50,368 --> 00:33:53,971 But long ago, we chose a champion 548 00:33:54,038 --> 00:33:56,040 and we chose recklessly. 549 00:33:59,143 --> 00:34:02,314 He used his power for revenge, 550 00:34:02,380 --> 00:34:06,551 releasing the Seven Deadly Sins into your world. 551 00:34:08,653 --> 00:34:09,987 [people screaming] 552 00:34:10,054 --> 00:34:12,657 Millions of lives were lost. 553 00:34:12,724 --> 00:34:17,396 Entire civilizations erased from existence. 554 00:34:21,332 --> 00:34:25,070 That is why I vowed never to pass on my magic 555 00:34:25,136 --> 00:34:29,474 until I find one truly good person. 556 00:34:30,208 --> 00:34:32,544 Strong in spirit, 557 00:34:32,611 --> 00:34:35,046 pure in heart. 558 00:34:35,113 --> 00:34:38,316 Look, man, maybe this is magic 559 00:34:38,983 --> 00:34:40,918 and, I don't know, 560 00:34:40,985 --> 00:34:44,256 but the people you're looking for, good, pure people, 561 00:34:44,322 --> 00:34:46,458 I'm not one of them. 562 00:34:46,525 --> 00:34:48,627 I don't know if anyone is, really. 563 00:34:49,428 --> 00:34:52,230 You, Billy Batson, 564 00:34:52,964 --> 00:34:54,366 are all I have. 565 00:34:54,433 --> 00:34:57,235 All the world has. 566 00:34:57,301 --> 00:34:58,803 [bangs staff] 567 00:34:58,870 --> 00:35:01,073 Lay your hands on my staff. 568 00:35:01,139 --> 00:35:02,674 Gross. 569 00:35:02,741 --> 00:35:05,710 And say my name so my powers may flow through you. 570 00:35:05,777 --> 00:35:09,414 I open my heart to you, Billy Batson. 571 00:35:09,481 --> 00:35:13,785 And in so doing, choose you as champion. 572 00:35:13,852 --> 00:35:15,353 -Thanks. -[bangs staff] 573 00:35:15,420 --> 00:35:17,789 Real sweet of you, mister, but I really gotta get going. 574 00:35:17,856 --> 00:35:21,726 My brothers and sisters were slain by the Sins. 575 00:35:21,793 --> 00:35:25,029 Their thrones lie empty. 576 00:35:25,096 --> 00:35:27,632 My magic must be passed on. 577 00:35:27,699 --> 00:35:30,902 -Now, speak my name! -[bangs staff] 578 00:35:30,969 --> 00:35:34,272 I don't know your name, sir. We just met. 579 00:35:34,338 --> 00:35:36,575 My name is... 580 00:35:37,208 --> 00:35:38,843 Shazam. 581 00:35:40,979 --> 00:35:42,114 [laughs] Wait, for real? 582 00:35:42,180 --> 00:35:43,848 -Say it! -Okay! 583 00:35:44,549 --> 00:35:45,650 Jeez. 584 00:35:56,495 --> 00:35:58,763 So just say it? Like... 585 00:35:59,898 --> 00:36:00,865 Shazam? 586 00:36:01,966 --> 00:36:03,468 Yes! 587 00:36:03,535 --> 00:36:06,371 Carry my name, and with it, you carry all my powers. 588 00:36:06,438 --> 00:36:09,274 The wisdom of Solomon, the strength of Hercules, 589 00:36:09,340 --> 00:36:12,577 the stamina of Atlas, the power of Zeus, 590 00:36:12,644 --> 00:36:16,515 the courage of Achilles, and the speed of Mercury. 591 00:36:25,690 --> 00:36:26,624 [gasping] 592 00:36:26,691 --> 00:36:28,693 What happened to me? Why am... 593 00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:30,762 [stammers] What did you do to me? What did you do to my voice? 594 00:36:30,829 --> 00:36:34,733 You have been transformed to your full potential, Billy Batson. 595 00:36:36,134 --> 00:36:39,971 With your heart, unlock your greatest power. 596 00:36:40,038 --> 00:36:42,607 The thrones of our brothers and sisters await. 597 00:36:49,648 --> 00:36:50,915 [gasping] 598 00:36:54,853 --> 00:36:56,821 Get me outta here! 599 00:36:58,957 --> 00:37:00,725 [man] Dope! 600 00:37:00,792 --> 00:37:01,993 [laughing] 601 00:37:02,060 --> 00:37:04,929 My brother, I applaud your choices today. 602 00:37:04,996 --> 00:37:07,799 Gold shoes, gold belt, white cape. 603 00:37:07,866 --> 00:37:11,336 It shouldn't work, but hot damn, it does! 604 00:37:11,403 --> 00:37:12,670 [continues laughing] 605 00:37:12,737 --> 00:37:13,638 Ow! 606 00:37:16,508 --> 00:37:17,842 [train horn blares] 607 00:37:17,909 --> 00:37:19,243 [indistinct chatter] 608 00:37:20,745 --> 00:37:21,846 Hey! 609 00:37:24,282 --> 00:37:25,784 [woman] Hey, babe! 610 00:37:32,123 --> 00:37:33,358 [Rosa] Yes, Officer. 611 00:37:33,425 --> 00:37:34,959 I'm aware he's run away in the past. 612 00:37:36,260 --> 00:37:37,962 Twenty-three times? 613 00:37:38,029 --> 00:37:41,599 Guy's got no social media presence. At all. 614 00:37:41,666 --> 00:37:42,934 The guy is a ghost. 615 00:37:54,979 --> 00:37:56,047 [sighs] 616 00:38:06,525 --> 00:38:08,393 You know, guys, I'm happy to look for Billy. 617 00:38:08,460 --> 00:38:09,727 More than happy. 618 00:38:09,794 --> 00:38:11,196 But no, you gotta wash the dishes. 619 00:38:11,262 --> 00:38:12,697 That's what's more important. 620 00:38:12,764 --> 00:38:14,099 "What are you gonna do, Freddy, run after him?" 621 00:38:14,165 --> 00:38:16,801 [laughs mockingly] Very funny. 622 00:38:16,868 --> 00:38:18,803 -[Freddy screaming] -No, I said, don't scream. 623 00:38:18,870 --> 00:38:20,472 -Uh... Victor? Victor! -No, no! 624 00:38:20,539 --> 00:38:22,039 -Victor! -It's me. It's Billy. 625 00:38:22,106 --> 00:38:23,841 It's Billy! 626 00:38:23,908 --> 00:38:25,910 You asked me flight or invisibility. I thought that was stupid, 627 00:38:25,977 --> 00:38:28,646 but now I look like this and I need your help. 628 00:38:28,713 --> 00:38:30,648 Meet me back here after lights-out? 629 00:38:30,715 --> 00:38:31,916 [footsteps approaching] 630 00:38:31,983 --> 00:38:34,018 [Victor] 'Sup, bud? You all right? 631 00:38:34,085 --> 00:38:37,355 Yeah. Yeah. I'm just... 632 00:38:37,422 --> 00:38:40,692 I'm really sad because Billy's gone. 633 00:38:40,759 --> 00:38:44,462 And, you know, maybe it's my fault. Maybe I did it. 634 00:38:44,529 --> 00:38:46,098 Uh, you know, maybe I snore. 635 00:38:46,164 --> 00:38:49,501 Hey, hey, hey. Not your fault, son, all right? 636 00:38:49,568 --> 00:38:51,503 We'll find him, 'kay? 637 00:38:51,570 --> 00:38:53,471 You don't snore that bad. 638 00:38:53,538 --> 00:38:55,507 [sniffs] But you kinda smell. 639 00:39:01,980 --> 00:39:02,881 [Shazam groans] 640 00:39:05,850 --> 00:39:08,086 [exclaiming] Oh, thank God! 641 00:39:08,152 --> 00:39:10,054 Hey. Stop right there. 642 00:39:10,121 --> 00:39:12,557 How do I know you're not a supervillain using telepathic abilities 643 00:39:12,624 --> 00:39:14,692 to make me believe that you're Billy? Huh? 644 00:39:14,759 --> 00:39:15,893 What? 645 00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:17,495 All I have to do is press "dial" on this thing. 646 00:39:17,562 --> 00:39:18,963 No! No, I have proof. I have proof. Here. 647 00:39:19,030 --> 00:39:20,165 [grumbles] 648 00:39:20,231 --> 00:39:22,500 Look, I lied, okay? I took your bullet. 649 00:39:22,567 --> 00:39:24,736 -Oh, no! No, no, no. -No! 650 00:39:24,803 --> 00:39:27,105 [grunts in frustration] Stupid adult hands. 651 00:39:27,171 --> 00:39:28,806 But you saw it. 652 00:39:28,873 --> 00:39:31,876 You saw it, right? Look, Freddy, I swear. It's me, okay? 653 00:39:31,943 --> 00:39:33,811 Look, I know we're not really close friends or anything, 654 00:39:33,878 --> 00:39:35,313 but you're the only person that I know 655 00:39:35,379 --> 00:39:36,848 that knows anything about this caped crusader stuff. 656 00:39:36,915 --> 00:39:38,950 -That's Batman. -What? 657 00:39:40,051 --> 00:39:41,686 Forget it. 658 00:39:42,421 --> 00:39:43,688 Can I... 659 00:39:45,323 --> 00:39:46,758 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 660 00:39:50,629 --> 00:39:52,063 [Freddy exclaiming in awe] 661 00:39:52,731 --> 00:39:54,132 [both laughing] 662 00:39:55,033 --> 00:39:57,168 Oh... Oh, my God! 663 00:39:58,336 --> 00:40:00,338 It's crazy, right? 664 00:40:00,405 --> 00:40:02,140 What are your superpowers? 665 00:40:02,206 --> 00:40:04,976 Superpowers? Dude, I don't even know how to pee in this thing. 666 00:40:05,043 --> 00:40:06,611 Okay. Can you fly? 667 00:40:08,713 --> 00:40:09,581 [Shazam] Okay! 668 00:40:09,648 --> 00:40:11,416 Let's do this. 669 00:40:11,483 --> 00:40:13,218 How do we do this? 670 00:40:13,284 --> 00:40:15,687 Just, um, like, Superman it. 671 00:40:15,754 --> 00:40:17,055 [imitates takeoff] 672 00:40:18,122 --> 00:40:19,224 [weakly imitates takeoff] 673 00:40:19,290 --> 00:40:20,992 Oh, my God. Obviously, you have to jump. 674 00:40:21,059 --> 00:40:22,327 Come on. 675 00:40:22,393 --> 00:40:24,028 How is any of this obvious? 676 00:40:24,095 --> 00:40:25,563 Okay. 677 00:40:25,630 --> 00:40:28,500 Try, uh, to believe that you can fly. Okay? 678 00:40:28,567 --> 00:40:29,867 I read this deep dive 679 00:40:29,934 --> 00:40:31,536 into peer-reviewed studies about superpowers 680 00:40:31,603 --> 00:40:34,339 and in six out of ten, belief is the key. 681 00:40:34,406 --> 00:40:36,974 Belief. Belief. Belief. Okay. Okay. I believe I can fly. 682 00:40:37,041 --> 00:40:38,876 -I believe I... -[cell phone beeps] 683 00:40:38,943 --> 00:40:40,878 I believe I can fly. [chuckles] 684 00:40:40,945 --> 00:40:42,046 I believe... 685 00:40:46,485 --> 00:40:49,087 Whoa! [groaning] 686 00:40:50,221 --> 00:40:51,956 -Did you believe? -[groans] 687 00:40:54,926 --> 00:40:56,328 Yeah. 688 00:40:56,394 --> 00:40:57,862 You wanna try invisibility? 689 00:40:59,330 --> 00:41:00,465 How do I do... 690 00:41:00,532 --> 00:41:01,966 Forget it. You know, okay. 691 00:41:02,033 --> 00:41:03,968 -Okay, okay, okay. -[cell phone beeps] 692 00:41:06,871 --> 00:41:09,474 Oh, my God! It worked! 693 00:41:09,541 --> 00:41:10,709 Where'd you go? 694 00:41:11,810 --> 00:41:13,178 I'm right here. You can't see me? 695 00:41:13,244 --> 00:41:14,479 Where? 696 00:41:14,546 --> 00:41:16,681 [laughing] I'm invisible! 697 00:41:16,748 --> 00:41:18,450 I'm right here. Over here. 698 00:41:18,517 --> 00:41:20,385 [continues laughing] 699 00:41:20,452 --> 00:41:22,387 I'm invisible! I'm invisible! 700 00:41:22,454 --> 00:41:23,421 [man] Hey! 701 00:41:23,488 --> 00:41:25,056 Nice outfit, dipshit. 702 00:41:25,123 --> 00:41:26,958 -[snickers] -[all laughing] 703 00:41:27,025 --> 00:41:29,060 [Freddy] I might've been testing invisibility 704 00:41:29,127 --> 00:41:31,096 and super-intelligence at the same time. 705 00:41:31,162 --> 00:41:34,099 Freeman, I'm gonna come over there and beat you. 706 00:41:34,165 --> 00:41:35,233 [Freddy gasping] 707 00:41:39,337 --> 00:41:41,239 -[car alarms blaring] -[dogs barking] 708 00:41:41,305 --> 00:41:43,408 [Freddy laughs] Oh, my God! The lightning emblem! 709 00:41:43,475 --> 00:41:46,144 It was staring us right in the face the whole time. 710 00:41:47,311 --> 00:41:48,746 Literally! 711 00:41:48,813 --> 00:41:50,649 -[laughing] -[Shazam exclaims] 712 00:41:55,186 --> 00:41:56,521 [both laughing] 713 00:41:56,588 --> 00:41:57,555 Okay, okay. 714 00:41:57,622 --> 00:41:59,091 Clearly, we gotta give you 715 00:41:59,157 --> 00:42:01,693 -a lightning-themed superhero name. -Yeah. 716 00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:04,095 -[both continue laughing] -[screaming] 717 00:42:06,698 --> 00:42:08,533 [woman grunting] 718 00:42:12,036 --> 00:42:13,004 Oh, right. 719 00:42:13,071 --> 00:42:13,938 Hey, yo! Back... 720 00:42:16,074 --> 00:42:17,142 off. 721 00:42:17,208 --> 00:42:20,878 [Freddy] Hyper-speed, check. [laughing] 722 00:42:20,945 --> 00:42:22,947 [stammers] I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 723 00:42:23,014 --> 00:42:24,549 I thought you were the one who was screaming. 724 00:42:24,616 --> 00:42:25,950 -[man whimpering] -I doused him with pepper spray. 725 00:42:26,518 --> 00:42:28,220 Smart move. 726 00:42:28,286 --> 00:42:31,323 Yeah, hey, Mr. Mugger Guy. Give the old lady her purse back. 727 00:42:31,389 --> 00:42:33,225 I'm your age. 728 00:42:33,291 --> 00:42:35,593 And he didn't get a chance to take it 'cause I didn't let him take it. 729 00:42:35,660 --> 00:42:38,163 Good. Yeah, good. You're really on top of this stuff. 730 00:42:38,229 --> 00:42:40,265 And that should teach you that old ladies... 731 00:42:40,331 --> 00:42:44,369 Regular-aged ladies like yourself don't need your protecting, right? 732 00:42:44,436 --> 00:42:45,637 So get woke, bro. 733 00:42:45,704 --> 00:42:47,205 I'm sorry, who are you? 734 00:42:47,271 --> 00:42:49,774 His name is Thundercrack, 735 00:42:49,841 --> 00:42:53,778 hero to the people with all the power and speed of lightning all in one. 736 00:42:53,845 --> 00:42:55,013 Dude, that sounds like a butt thing. 737 00:42:55,714 --> 00:42:57,282 [stammers] 738 00:42:57,348 --> 00:42:58,550 Mister Philadelphia. 739 00:42:58,617 --> 00:43:00,017 That's a cream cheese thing, dude! 740 00:43:00,084 --> 00:43:01,686 Power Boy. 'Cause he's got all the powers. 741 00:43:01,753 --> 00:43:04,256 'Cause sometimes pepper spray can't protect against evil. 742 00:43:04,322 --> 00:43:06,357 Power Boy, do you know this child? 743 00:43:08,527 --> 00:43:11,429 [stammers] Like a teeny little bit. I don't really know... 744 00:43:11,496 --> 00:43:13,431 Yeah. He's like a little miniature manager. 745 00:43:13,498 --> 00:43:15,400 -I'm his manager. -[stammers] 746 00:43:15,467 --> 00:43:17,935 But Power Boy's not gonna work, either, okay? So work on something else. 747 00:43:18,002 --> 00:43:19,604 Hey, bud, what could... 748 00:43:19,671 --> 00:43:21,305 [yelping] 749 00:43:24,443 --> 00:43:27,679 Electricity manipulation, hyper-speed, super-strength. 750 00:43:27,746 --> 00:43:29,081 Dude, you're stacked! 751 00:43:29,147 --> 00:43:30,882 You're almost as cool as Superman. Almost. 752 00:43:30,949 --> 00:43:32,950 I didn't see you. I don't know what just happened here. 753 00:43:33,017 --> 00:43:34,786 I don't wanna know. Just don't hurt me. 754 00:43:34,853 --> 00:43:36,053 I'm not doing it for the money. 755 00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:37,522 Thank you for your kind donation. 756 00:43:37,589 --> 00:43:39,257 No, no, no, but if you ever need any more help 757 00:43:39,323 --> 00:43:41,193 just look for the superhero that still can't fly. 758 00:43:41,259 --> 00:43:44,162 Forget flying, man. We just made 73 bucks! 759 00:43:44,228 --> 00:43:46,198 -Seventy-three bucks? -[exclaims in delight] 760 00:43:46,264 --> 00:43:47,832 Come on! 761 00:43:48,567 --> 00:43:50,502 Hey, wait a minute. 762 00:43:50,569 --> 00:43:52,070 I just got an idea. 763 00:43:52,136 --> 00:43:53,405 [bell dings] 764 00:43:53,472 --> 00:43:55,807 I'd like to purchase some of your finest beer, please. 765 00:43:55,874 --> 00:43:57,375 [Muzak playing] 766 00:44:14,659 --> 00:44:17,129 I don't know about this. I mean, we don't have a fake ID even. 767 00:44:17,195 --> 00:44:19,097 Freddy, Freddy, would you relax? 768 00:44:19,163 --> 00:44:21,966 -Look at me. I am the fake ID. -[chuckles] 769 00:44:22,033 --> 00:44:23,201 -[bell dings] -[man] Everything from the register! 770 00:44:23,267 --> 00:44:24,969 -Go, go! Now! -[cashier screams] 771 00:44:25,036 --> 00:44:27,539 Come on! We don't have any time. Let's go. Move! 772 00:44:27,606 --> 00:44:28,873 We want it all! Hurry. 773 00:44:28,940 --> 00:44:30,308 This is your chance. 774 00:44:31,075 --> 00:44:33,545 Oh! Okay. 775 00:44:33,612 --> 00:44:36,014 Come on, come on, come on! Let's do this! 776 00:44:36,748 --> 00:44:37,882 That's it. That's it. 777 00:44:39,651 --> 00:44:41,253 Gentlemen, 778 00:44:41,319 --> 00:44:43,688 why use guns when we can handle this like real men? 779 00:44:45,857 --> 00:44:47,325 -Billy, look out! -[groans] 780 00:44:59,804 --> 00:45:02,574 Bullet immunity. You have bullet immunity! 781 00:45:02,641 --> 00:45:04,342 I'm bulletproof. 782 00:45:04,409 --> 00:45:05,577 [Freddy laughing] 783 00:45:05,644 --> 00:45:07,945 -[cell phone beeps] -Today is December 8th, 784 00:45:08,012 --> 00:45:10,415 and this is video proof of authenticity. 785 00:45:11,683 --> 00:45:13,151 Shoot him again. 786 00:45:13,217 --> 00:45:14,819 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here, here. Go. Both of you! 787 00:45:14,886 --> 00:45:16,287 Come on. Go to town. 788 00:45:22,827 --> 00:45:24,196 Wait, wait, wait. 789 00:45:24,262 --> 00:45:26,498 We still don't know if the suit is bulletproof, 790 00:45:26,565 --> 00:45:28,166 or if you are. 791 00:45:29,033 --> 00:45:30,235 Shoot him in the face. 792 00:45:30,301 --> 00:45:32,136 Shoot me in the face. In the face? 793 00:45:34,205 --> 00:45:35,273 [grunting] 794 00:45:36,408 --> 00:45:37,341 [guns clicking] 795 00:45:39,911 --> 00:45:41,479 It kinda tickles. 796 00:45:41,546 --> 00:45:42,580 [both laugh] 797 00:45:42,647 --> 00:45:43,581 You're dead. 798 00:45:43,648 --> 00:45:45,249 [both screaming] 799 00:45:49,187 --> 00:45:50,922 -Sorry about your window. -Have a good night! 800 00:45:50,989 --> 00:45:53,225 But you're welcome for not getting robbed! 801 00:45:53,291 --> 00:45:56,561 [man] Come on! Let's get outta here. 802 00:45:56,628 --> 00:45:58,029 Hey. 803 00:45:58,096 --> 00:45:59,931 -To fighting bad guys. [chuckles] -Yeah. 804 00:46:01,700 --> 00:46:02,967 [Freddy] Bleh! 805 00:46:03,635 --> 00:46:04,836 Ugh! 806 00:46:04,903 --> 00:46:06,471 That tastes like actual vomit. 807 00:46:06,538 --> 00:46:08,140 -[bell dings] -[Shazam chuckling] 808 00:46:08,206 --> 00:46:10,408 Hey, do you know habanero jerky, 809 00:46:10,475 --> 00:46:13,511 if you eat enough of it, it can burn a hole in your stomach? 810 00:46:13,578 --> 00:46:14,679 Worth it. 811 00:46:14,746 --> 00:46:16,047 Yeah. Probably not you, though. 812 00:46:16,114 --> 00:46:17,615 You've probably got stomach superpowers. 813 00:46:17,682 --> 00:46:19,016 Probably. Oh, hey. 814 00:46:19,083 --> 00:46:20,385 What's up? I'm a superhero. 815 00:46:20,452 --> 00:46:21,953 Yeah, his name is, uh, 816 00:46:22,020 --> 00:46:23,455 Captain Sparklefingers. 817 00:46:23,522 --> 00:46:25,557 No, it's not. No, it's not! That's not my name. 818 00:46:25,624 --> 00:46:28,126 Hey, we should hang out. We're, like, the same age. 819 00:46:28,192 --> 00:46:29,861 -Oh, okay. I'm out. -[siren wails] 820 00:46:29,928 --> 00:46:31,262 Hey, wait up! 821 00:46:37,536 --> 00:46:39,971 [Shazam] I mean, it's a pretty sick view. 822 00:46:40,038 --> 00:46:43,475 I totally get why Rocky was training so hard to get up here. 823 00:46:45,577 --> 00:46:48,212 You know, I like you like this. This is so cool. 824 00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:50,915 I mean, no offense, 825 00:46:50,982 --> 00:46:55,887 but, like, at first you were kinda like the opposite of how Darla is. 826 00:46:55,954 --> 00:46:57,222 [yawns] 827 00:46:57,288 --> 00:46:58,156 A dick? 828 00:46:58,222 --> 00:47:00,658 [yawns] Your words. Not mine. 829 00:47:00,725 --> 00:47:02,226 But yeah. 830 00:47:03,495 --> 00:47:05,163 All right, well, I feel like every criminal 831 00:47:05,229 --> 00:47:07,432 is either on drugs or asleep by now. 832 00:47:07,499 --> 00:47:08,900 Wanna head home? 833 00:47:09,868 --> 00:47:11,269 Looking like this? 834 00:47:11,335 --> 00:47:12,537 Well, yeah, 835 00:47:12,604 --> 00:47:15,607 I mean, usually, we'd have a lair to go back to, 836 00:47:15,674 --> 00:47:17,475 but that's long-term. 837 00:47:17,542 --> 00:47:20,311 Right now, we have a bunk bed. [laughs] 838 00:47:22,781 --> 00:47:24,249 [Christmas music playing] 839 00:47:24,315 --> 00:47:26,884 Just scares me thinking of him out there all alone. 840 00:47:26,951 --> 00:47:30,021 This is what he does, Rosa. 841 00:47:30,088 --> 00:47:32,257 Difference is, when they find him, 842 00:47:32,323 --> 00:47:34,692 we'll be the first to take him back. 843 00:47:34,759 --> 00:47:36,194 With open arms. 844 00:47:37,396 --> 00:47:38,996 [laughs] 845 00:47:39,063 --> 00:47:41,566 Didn't even make it two days. Not even two days. 846 00:47:41,633 --> 00:47:44,602 Baby, we did our fair share of running off back when. 847 00:47:44,669 --> 00:47:46,371 At least I did. 848 00:47:46,438 --> 00:47:48,773 -Yeah. -Even Mary did it. 849 00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:50,241 Hmm? Twice. 850 00:47:52,110 --> 00:47:54,011 That second time she ran off, 851 00:47:54,078 --> 00:47:56,448 you said something to me I'll never forget. 852 00:47:56,948 --> 00:47:58,216 You said, 853 00:47:58,282 --> 00:48:00,618 "It's not a home until you call it a home. 854 00:48:00,685 --> 00:48:02,421 It's something you choose." 855 00:48:05,189 --> 00:48:08,560 All we can do is give him a place full of love. 856 00:48:08,627 --> 00:48:12,196 Whether he chooses to call it a home, that's up to him. 857 00:48:13,932 --> 00:48:15,567 Yeah. 858 00:48:17,235 --> 00:48:18,770 You gonna help me with this tree? 859 00:48:18,837 --> 00:48:20,205 [Rosa laughs tearfully] 860 00:48:20,271 --> 00:48:22,073 -[Rosa] This tree's so sad. -[stair creaks] 861 00:48:24,008 --> 00:48:25,343 Hello? 862 00:48:25,410 --> 00:48:27,445 [Freddy] Got lost finding the bathroom. 863 00:48:27,512 --> 00:48:29,314 Oh, okay, Freddy, sweetie. Good night. 864 00:48:29,380 --> 00:48:30,815 -[Freddy] Good night. -[Shazam] Night. 865 00:48:30,882 --> 00:48:31,983 [Shazam exclaims softly] 866 00:48:33,017 --> 00:48:34,586 Freddy, who is that? 867 00:48:34,653 --> 00:48:37,089 It's Billy. He's just really tired and he has laryngitis. 868 00:48:37,155 --> 00:48:38,256 What? Laryngitis! 869 00:48:38,322 --> 00:48:40,057 I'm just kidding! I'm just kidding. 870 00:48:40,124 --> 00:48:41,859 He's really, really tired, and he wants to go to beddy-bye. 871 00:48:41,926 --> 00:48:43,361 -Beddy-bye? Who says beddy-bye? -Just hide, hide. 872 00:48:43,428 --> 00:48:45,997 Billy, you're back. Let us see you. 873 00:48:46,064 --> 00:48:48,266 We've been so worried about you. 874 00:48:48,332 --> 00:48:50,102 I told you this was a bad idea! 875 00:48:50,168 --> 00:48:51,803 -[switch clicks] -[Darla] Freddy? 876 00:48:51,870 --> 00:48:53,205 [Shazam gasping] 877 00:48:53,271 --> 00:48:54,238 [Rosa] Freddy, what happened to the stairs? 878 00:48:55,073 --> 00:48:56,574 [muffled] Mmm! 879 00:48:56,641 --> 00:48:58,076 Hey! Covering her mouth like you're gonna kidnap her 880 00:48:58,142 --> 00:48:59,611 is not gonna make her less scared, okay? 881 00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:04,082 Darla, it's me. It's Billy. I know I don't look like me. 882 00:49:04,148 --> 00:49:05,250 A wizard made me look like this. 883 00:49:05,316 --> 00:49:06,518 Maybe don't start with "wizard." 884 00:49:06,585 --> 00:49:08,586 It's just gonna make her more confused. 885 00:49:08,653 --> 00:49:11,089 Some old guy brought me to a temple and he made me say, "Shazam." 886 00:49:12,791 --> 00:49:14,392 Rosa! 887 00:49:14,459 --> 00:49:16,594 [Freddy] Verbally triggered body-manipulation properties! 888 00:49:16,661 --> 00:49:18,229 You can switch by saying, "Shazam." 889 00:49:21,032 --> 00:49:23,535 Baby, was that you? Are you okay? 890 00:49:23,602 --> 00:49:24,869 Uh... 891 00:49:24,936 --> 00:49:27,172 I was screwing in a bulb. 892 00:49:27,238 --> 00:49:30,242 Listen to me, Darla. You cannot tell anybody about this, all right? 893 00:49:30,308 --> 00:49:32,377 But it's Billy. He's a hero. 894 00:49:32,444 --> 00:49:33,911 Yeah, but if a supervillain finds out that he's a hero, 895 00:49:33,978 --> 00:49:35,480 that endangers us, okay? 896 00:49:35,547 --> 00:49:38,416 A hero's loved ones are the perfect bad guy target. 897 00:49:38,483 --> 00:49:40,051 I mean, is she even good at keeping secrets? 898 00:49:40,118 --> 00:49:41,786 -Moderate. -No. 899 00:49:41,853 --> 00:49:42,820 Oh, God. 900 00:49:42,887 --> 00:49:44,522 Okay, listen, D, 901 00:49:44,589 --> 00:49:46,824 you cannot tell a single soul about this, all right? Please? 902 00:49:46,891 --> 00:49:49,561 Why? What if it's people we trust? 903 00:49:50,795 --> 00:49:52,364 [Billy sighs] 904 00:49:52,431 --> 00:49:54,432 Because good sisters don't tell secrets. 905 00:49:54,499 --> 00:49:57,102 -I'm a good sister. -[Freddy] Yeah, you are. 906 00:49:57,168 --> 00:49:58,703 You know what'd make you an even better sister? 907 00:49:58,770 --> 00:50:00,072 Is if you fixed the doorknob for us, okay? 908 00:50:00,138 --> 00:50:01,339 Yeah. 909 00:50:01,406 --> 00:50:03,175 -Sweet dreams. -Sweet dreams. Bye. 910 00:50:03,241 --> 00:50:04,709 -See you in the morning. -Good night. 911 00:50:08,447 --> 00:50:10,182 [elevator bell dings] 912 00:50:10,248 --> 00:50:12,084 Hello, sir. How may I help you? 913 00:50:12,150 --> 00:50:14,419 Hi. Sir? 914 00:50:14,486 --> 00:50:16,688 Sir, you can't go in there. Excuse me! 915 00:50:16,755 --> 00:50:19,091 -You cannot go in there! -[indistinct chatter] 916 00:50:19,157 --> 00:50:20,425 [chattering stops] 917 00:50:22,060 --> 00:50:23,095 [sighs] 918 00:50:23,161 --> 00:50:24,362 Sorry I'm late. 919 00:50:24,429 --> 00:50:26,731 Thad, this is for board members only. 920 00:50:26,798 --> 00:50:28,266 I'm aware of that, Father. 921 00:50:30,602 --> 00:50:31,903 [beeps] 922 00:50:31,970 --> 00:50:36,808 Now, that night in the car. 923 00:50:36,875 --> 00:50:41,079 I swore to you I saw something, but you never believed me. 924 00:50:41,145 --> 00:50:44,716 So much easier to blame me, wasn't it? 925 00:50:44,783 --> 00:50:47,419 And say that if I hadn't screamed that night, 926 00:50:47,486 --> 00:50:49,187 you'd still have your legs. 927 00:50:50,154 --> 00:50:52,557 Well, now I have proof. 928 00:50:55,059 --> 00:50:56,694 That's enough, Thad. 929 00:50:56,761 --> 00:51:00,632 Dear Sid, you think? 930 00:51:00,699 --> 00:51:04,802 You know, even before the accident, you belittled me. 931 00:51:04,869 --> 00:51:08,005 Don't make me throw you outta here, Thad. 932 00:51:08,072 --> 00:51:10,242 You don't need to make a scene. 933 00:51:10,308 --> 00:51:11,876 Oh, brother, 934 00:51:11,943 --> 00:51:14,446 the scene has only just begun. 935 00:51:17,716 --> 00:51:19,684 Ask that if you can throw me out. 936 00:51:19,751 --> 00:51:20,718 What? 937 00:51:20,785 --> 00:51:22,087 Ask the ball if you're man enough 938 00:51:22,153 --> 00:51:23,522 to throw me out of this room. 939 00:51:24,989 --> 00:51:26,257 [laughing nervously] 940 00:51:27,892 --> 00:51:29,393 Let me spoil it for you. 941 00:51:31,062 --> 00:51:33,798 -[Dr. Sivana grunts] -[screaming] 942 00:51:33,865 --> 00:51:35,800 [board members gasping] 943 00:51:37,769 --> 00:51:41,205 Outlook not so good. 944 00:51:43,007 --> 00:51:47,679 I've come here during the season of giving to give you... 945 00:51:51,349 --> 00:51:53,251 what you deserve. 946 00:51:59,558 --> 00:52:01,926 [panicked chattering] 947 00:52:01,993 --> 00:52:04,496 -[Seven Deadly Sins snarling] -[people screaming] 948 00:52:06,565 --> 00:52:07,699 -[man] Run! -[screaming] 949 00:52:12,270 --> 00:52:14,305 [snarling] 950 00:52:16,941 --> 00:52:17,909 [yelps] 951 00:52:19,310 --> 00:52:20,345 [roars] 952 00:52:20,412 --> 00:52:21,880 [all screaming] 953 00:52:26,785 --> 00:52:27,719 [snarls] 954 00:52:30,855 --> 00:52:32,457 [screaming continues] 955 00:52:46,471 --> 00:52:48,272 -[man screams] -[receptionist exclaims] 956 00:52:49,207 --> 00:52:50,342 [screaming continues] 957 00:52:50,409 --> 00:52:52,710 [receptionist] Oh, my God! No! 958 00:52:52,777 --> 00:52:55,180 No! No! [screams] 959 00:52:55,246 --> 00:52:57,215 [screaming continues] 960 00:53:00,318 --> 00:53:02,687 [breathing heavily] 961 00:53:02,754 --> 00:53:04,856 -[electricity crackles] -[yelps] 962 00:53:04,923 --> 00:53:06,425 [Mr. Sivana whimpering] 963 00:53:10,194 --> 00:53:11,663 Help! 964 00:53:11,730 --> 00:53:13,531 Somebody! 965 00:53:13,598 --> 00:53:15,933 Help me! 966 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,470 You can't go crying to other people all the time. 967 00:53:20,338 --> 00:53:23,908 What sin best befits you, Father? Hmm? 968 00:53:23,975 --> 00:53:25,610 I'll give you anything. 969 00:53:26,144 --> 00:53:27,579 Money. 970 00:53:27,646 --> 00:53:29,481 The company. You want the company? 971 00:53:30,048 --> 00:53:31,382 There it is. 972 00:53:33,051 --> 00:53:34,819 Greed. 973 00:53:34,886 --> 00:53:37,389 Do you honestly think 974 00:53:37,456 --> 00:53:41,526 all this material you've accumulated 975 00:53:42,961 --> 00:53:44,929 amounts to actual power? 976 00:53:47,432 --> 00:53:50,402 This is power. 977 00:53:51,970 --> 00:53:53,638 More than you ever had. 978 00:53:54,573 --> 00:53:56,441 More than anyone has. 979 00:53:57,476 --> 00:54:01,079 There is one more powerful. 980 00:54:01,145 --> 00:54:05,250 The wizard found his champion. 981 00:54:05,316 --> 00:54:11,223 Kill the champion before he learns his true potential, 982 00:54:11,289 --> 00:54:14,392 or he will defeat you. 983 00:54:14,459 --> 00:54:16,528 Show me where to find him. 984 00:54:31,375 --> 00:54:32,911 Oh, Greed, 985 00:54:34,513 --> 00:54:35,947 you can have him. 986 00:54:37,148 --> 00:54:38,216 No. 987 00:54:38,282 --> 00:54:41,453 -[snarling] -No. Oh, no! 988 00:54:42,954 --> 00:54:45,757 No! No! No! 989 00:54:45,824 --> 00:54:46,891 [growls] 990 00:55:02,373 --> 00:55:04,142 [elevator beeping] 991 00:55:04,208 --> 00:55:07,679 [narrator on video] Family is more than just a word. 992 00:55:07,746 --> 00:55:11,916 At Sivana Industries, our focus is family. 993 00:55:12,451 --> 00:55:13,718 [static] 994 00:55:22,126 --> 00:55:23,327 [truck lock beeps] 995 00:55:31,035 --> 00:55:32,070 [whooshing] 996 00:55:36,240 --> 00:55:38,009 [Brett] Uh, Burke. 997 00:55:40,278 --> 00:55:41,980 Where's the truck? 998 00:55:44,616 --> 00:55:46,350 [truck lock beeping] 999 00:55:51,022 --> 00:55:52,056 I can hear it. 1000 00:55:57,361 --> 00:55:58,430 [students exclaiming] 1001 00:55:58,497 --> 00:55:59,998 [truck alarm beeping] 1002 00:56:02,401 --> 00:56:04,069 [Brett] Oh, my God! 1003 00:56:04,135 --> 00:56:05,570 My truck! 1004 00:56:05,637 --> 00:56:07,371 -My truck! -Are you kidding? 1005 00:56:08,339 --> 00:56:10,342 You know, guys, 1006 00:56:10,409 --> 00:56:12,411 I don't think that's gonna buff out. 1007 00:56:21,085 --> 00:56:22,320 Hey. 1008 00:56:22,386 --> 00:56:24,522 Making the crippled kid do the dirty work. Wow! 1009 00:56:24,589 --> 00:56:26,591 I'm a better lookout. I can play innocent. 1010 00:56:26,658 --> 00:56:28,893 And I can't? 1011 00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:30,728 Your face gives off a very strong vibe 1012 00:56:30,795 --> 00:56:32,630 of someone who's hatching schemes. 1013 00:56:32,697 --> 00:56:35,233 -My face? This face? -Yeah. Yeah. 1014 00:56:35,299 --> 00:56:36,468 Okay. 1015 00:56:42,273 --> 00:56:44,342 You boys got a hall pass? 1016 00:56:44,409 --> 00:56:46,845 Oh, us? Yeah. Always. 1017 00:56:47,412 --> 00:56:48,747 You! 1018 00:56:51,049 --> 00:56:53,050 You look like you're up to something. 1019 00:56:53,117 --> 00:56:54,419 Me? Up to something? 1020 00:56:54,486 --> 00:56:56,521 No. Never am I up to something. 1021 00:56:56,588 --> 00:56:59,724 Our dad's picking us up. He got held up at the... 1022 00:56:59,791 --> 00:57:01,659 The business office. 1023 00:57:01,726 --> 00:57:03,528 The business office, huh? 1024 00:57:04,128 --> 00:57:05,230 Sure, kid. 1025 00:57:05,296 --> 00:57:07,165 Look, parents or guardians 1026 00:57:07,231 --> 00:57:10,802 must appear physically to check out students. 1027 00:57:11,436 --> 00:57:12,804 Gotcha. 1028 00:57:12,871 --> 00:57:14,806 Okay, well, you hear that, Dad? 1029 00:57:14,873 --> 00:57:16,208 -Hey! -[Billy] Shazam! 1030 00:57:16,274 --> 00:57:18,110 -[lightning crashes] -Well, hey there, son, 1031 00:57:18,176 --> 00:57:19,977 and hey there, other son that I also have 1032 00:57:20,044 --> 00:57:22,046 that's related to that son I just passed in the hallway. 1033 00:57:22,113 --> 00:57:26,785 I'm so sorry I'm late. I got held up at the business office, 1034 00:57:27,652 --> 00:57:29,187 doing all the work stuff. 1035 00:57:29,253 --> 00:57:32,924 This is the security guard all the kids admire so much. 1036 00:57:32,991 --> 00:57:34,292 Oh. [chuckles] 1037 00:57:34,358 --> 00:57:35,827 Actually, that's the other one. This one sucks. 1038 00:57:35,894 --> 00:57:37,895 [clears throat] That's not funny. 1039 00:57:37,962 --> 00:57:41,032 I'm gonna talk to him about that. I apologize. 1040 00:57:41,099 --> 00:57:42,734 Anyway, this is me appearing physically 1041 00:57:42,801 --> 00:57:44,569 to check my sons out of school. 1042 00:57:44,636 --> 00:57:48,707 So, thank you so much for keeping 'em safe, Detective Moron. 1043 00:57:50,609 --> 00:57:51,509 [door closes] 1044 00:57:51,576 --> 00:57:53,711 It's Moran. 1045 00:57:53,778 --> 00:57:55,647 -[Freddy] You ready? -[Shazam] Algebra! 1046 00:57:56,615 --> 00:57:58,082 [Shazam] Science! 1047 00:57:58,950 --> 00:58:00,418 English! 1048 00:58:00,485 --> 00:58:01,786 [whooping] 1049 00:58:02,386 --> 00:58:03,621 Health! 1050 00:58:03,688 --> 00:58:05,490 [continues whooping] 1051 00:58:07,559 --> 00:58:08,660 [beeps] 1052 00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:16,701 Oh. Oh. 1053 00:58:18,336 --> 00:58:19,504 [grunts] 1054 00:58:21,706 --> 00:58:22,741 [laughing] 1055 00:58:26,878 --> 00:58:27,879 [laughs] 1056 00:58:35,253 --> 00:58:36,388 [yelping] 1057 00:58:36,455 --> 00:58:37,689 -[groans] -[Freddy] Are you okay? 1058 00:58:38,523 --> 00:58:39,691 [Freddy grunts] 1059 00:58:42,894 --> 00:58:44,129 [grunts] 1060 00:58:44,195 --> 00:58:46,130 [exclaims, laughs] 1061 00:58:53,438 --> 00:58:54,639 [exclaims] 1062 00:59:14,325 --> 00:59:15,393 [gasping] 1063 00:59:15,460 --> 00:59:17,195 I'm sorry! [screams] 1064 00:59:40,084 --> 00:59:42,019 More powerful than a locomotive. 1065 00:59:42,086 --> 00:59:45,357 Locomotive. What are you? An old prospector? 1066 00:59:45,424 --> 00:59:47,959 Can leap tall buildings in a single bound. 1067 00:59:51,896 --> 00:59:53,031 [Freddy] Single bound. 1068 00:59:54,298 --> 00:59:55,533 [grunts] 1069 00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:57,269 -[people screaming] -[Shazam] Oh! 1070 00:59:57,335 --> 00:59:58,470 I'm sorry, I'm so sorry! 1071 00:59:58,537 --> 00:59:59,637 I'm sorry, people. Hi. 1072 00:59:59,704 --> 01:00:00,838 -Your phone's charged. -Wow! 1073 01:00:00,905 --> 01:00:02,607 Your phone's charged. 1074 01:00:02,674 --> 01:00:04,609 Your phone's charged. 1075 01:00:04,676 --> 01:00:07,145 You really need like a mic drop catchphrase after you do some cool shit. 1076 01:00:07,211 --> 01:00:08,713 I've been thinking about that. 1077 01:00:08,780 --> 01:00:10,515 What about this? 1078 01:00:10,582 --> 01:00:12,717 "That's why you don't mess with electricity." [mimics mic drop] 1079 01:00:12,784 --> 01:00:14,852 Catchphrases obviously aren't one of your superpowers. 1080 01:00:14,919 --> 01:00:16,454 And your phone's charged. 1081 01:00:16,521 --> 01:00:19,224 -Well, you think you can do better? -What the hell? 1082 01:00:19,290 --> 01:00:21,325 Let there be light. 1083 01:00:22,427 --> 01:00:23,628 [Shazam grunting] 1084 01:00:24,696 --> 01:00:26,898 Yeah, yeah, baby. Yeah, baby, okay. 1085 01:00:28,767 --> 01:00:30,001 [stomach grumbles] 1086 01:00:31,870 --> 01:00:33,438 How do I... Never mind. 1087 01:00:33,505 --> 01:00:34,673 Shazam! 1088 01:00:35,774 --> 01:00:37,075 [screaming] 1089 01:00:37,141 --> 01:00:38,310 [toilet flushes] 1090 01:00:38,376 --> 01:00:39,411 [Billy] Shazam! 1091 01:00:48,453 --> 01:00:50,155 [Freddy] What'd you see? What'd you see? Were there boobies? 1092 01:00:50,221 --> 01:00:52,424 You see nipples? Why aren't you talking? 1093 01:00:54,058 --> 01:00:55,393 We're gonna need more money. 1094 01:00:55,460 --> 01:00:56,761 Why? You were in there for, like, five minutes. 1095 01:00:56,828 --> 01:00:58,296 Dude, they were very convincing! 1096 01:01:03,635 --> 01:01:04,803 Oh, get it, get it! 1097 01:01:06,605 --> 01:01:08,140 Go, go, go! 1098 01:01:08,206 --> 01:01:09,774 [Shazam whooping] 1099 01:01:13,545 --> 01:01:14,779 [Freddy] No! 1100 01:01:15,346 --> 01:01:16,748 Stop! No! 1101 01:01:16,815 --> 01:01:17,982 -I'm not even looking! -Stop! 1102 01:01:18,049 --> 01:01:20,152 -I'm not even looking! Oh! -Stop! 1103 01:01:20,218 --> 01:01:22,254 -Why? -Oh, and done! 1104 01:01:22,320 --> 01:01:23,822 Finished him. 1105 01:01:27,559 --> 01:01:29,194 A lair. 1106 01:01:29,260 --> 01:01:30,262 Yes. 1107 01:01:30,328 --> 01:01:31,929 And obviously, we're gonna have to 1108 01:01:31,996 --> 01:01:32,964 -be making this purchase anonymously. -Mmm. 1109 01:01:33,665 --> 01:01:34,999 Obviously. 1110 01:01:35,066 --> 01:01:37,769 And, um, if you have a location on a cliff. 1111 01:01:37,836 --> 01:01:39,504 Like a castle-esque type thing. 1112 01:01:39,571 --> 01:01:41,139 -Overlooking some water. -[Freddy] Overlooking some water, 1113 01:01:41,205 --> 01:01:43,208 seas, below it. Rough, you know... 1114 01:01:43,274 --> 01:01:44,709 Like a waterfall, 1115 01:01:44,776 --> 01:01:46,744 -so you can drive into... -Waterfall, yeah. If you... Yeah. 1116 01:01:46,811 --> 01:01:49,381 Look, Maximum Voltage, is it? 1117 01:01:49,448 --> 01:01:51,316 You can call me Max. 1118 01:01:51,382 --> 01:01:53,418 Look, Max, why don't you just start with 1119 01:01:53,485 --> 01:01:54,952 how many bedrooms you're looking for? 1120 01:01:55,019 --> 01:01:56,354 -One! -Seven. 1121 01:01:56,421 --> 01:01:57,455 -One? -Seven? 1122 01:01:57,522 --> 01:01:59,123 What, am I running a foster home now? 1123 01:02:05,464 --> 01:02:06,798 [students chattering] 1124 01:02:10,769 --> 01:02:13,238 [girl] Have you seen the one where he throws the football into space? 1125 01:02:13,304 --> 01:02:14,706 [boy] So dope. 1126 01:02:14,773 --> 01:02:16,208 Hey, you guys gotta wonder who's filming those, right? 1127 01:02:16,274 --> 01:02:18,610 I mean, that's bravery in and of itself. 1128 01:02:18,677 --> 01:02:20,011 I mean, is it, though? 1129 01:02:20,078 --> 01:02:22,347 Yeah. I'd actually argue maybe even more brave. 1130 01:02:22,414 --> 01:02:23,515 [Billy] Holding a camera? 1131 01:02:23,582 --> 01:02:26,418 [scoffs] Staring in the face of danger. 1132 01:02:26,485 --> 01:02:27,952 Like some weirdo fanboy. 1133 01:02:29,488 --> 01:02:30,655 Hey, Freeman. 1134 01:02:30,722 --> 01:02:32,457 I wouldn't do that if I were you. 1135 01:02:32,524 --> 01:02:35,527 What, is your bestie gonna hit us with a wheelchair this time? 1136 01:02:35,594 --> 01:02:37,162 No, maybe not him, but I have another best friend 1137 01:02:37,228 --> 01:02:38,963 who might hunt you down and destroy both of you. 1138 01:02:39,831 --> 01:02:41,599 Okay, Freddy. 1139 01:02:41,666 --> 01:02:44,202 You may have heard of him. [stuttering] The Human Power Storm. 1140 01:02:44,268 --> 01:02:46,671 Frequency Flinger. Sir Zaps-A-Lot. 1141 01:02:46,738 --> 01:02:48,540 Yeah. He's a man of many names. 1142 01:02:48,607 --> 01:02:49,741 [Burke] You know the Red Cyclone? 1143 01:02:49,808 --> 01:02:52,410 You? [scoffs] My ass you do. 1144 01:02:52,477 --> 01:02:54,346 Oh, we're a lot closer than you think. 1145 01:02:54,413 --> 01:02:56,581 Maybe even at this very moment. 1146 01:02:56,648 --> 01:02:58,216 Prove it. 1147 01:02:58,282 --> 01:03:00,752 I will, tomorrow. Tomorrow he's gonna come to lunch. 1148 01:03:00,819 --> 01:03:02,620 Right, right, Billy? 1149 01:03:02,687 --> 01:03:04,889 Oh, yeah, and then Superman's gonna be bringing us dessert, right? 1150 01:03:04,956 --> 01:03:06,525 [school bell ringing] 1151 01:03:07,926 --> 01:03:09,961 Tomorrow at lunch. You'll see. 1152 01:03:10,028 --> 01:03:13,297 And when he doesn't show, then we'll kick your ass. 1153 01:03:15,667 --> 01:03:19,704 So, wait, my identity's a secret so no one I know can get hurt. 1154 01:03:19,771 --> 01:03:22,640 Except when it makes you look cool, then it's all good. 1155 01:03:22,707 --> 01:03:24,276 Billy, it's not like they're supervillains. 1156 01:03:24,342 --> 01:03:26,344 They're just super douchebags. 1157 01:03:26,411 --> 01:03:28,880 So, you're breaking your own rule? 1158 01:03:28,947 --> 01:03:30,548 Got it. 1159 01:03:30,615 --> 01:03:34,386 [scoffs] This thing is as much as mine as it is yours. 1160 01:03:34,453 --> 01:03:37,122 Starting to think you think it's all your thing. 1161 01:03:37,188 --> 01:03:39,424 Billy, you're still gonna do it, though, right? 1162 01:03:39,491 --> 01:03:41,860 -I mean, what would a good brother do? -[door slams] 1163 01:03:43,227 --> 01:03:44,929 [Victor] All hands on deck. 1164 01:03:48,099 --> 01:03:51,169 Thank you for this family. Thank you for this day. 1165 01:03:51,235 --> 01:03:54,906 Thank you for this food. Sorry Billy's hand's on vacay. 1166 01:03:58,610 --> 01:04:01,713 Big news in Philly. Got a costumed hero. 1167 01:04:01,780 --> 01:04:02,947 He's doing good. 1168 01:04:03,014 --> 01:04:04,982 [Eugene] Yeah, but is he, though? 1169 01:04:05,049 --> 01:04:07,952 Ooh! Controversy. Into it. 1170 01:04:08,019 --> 01:04:11,323 Share with us your perspective, Eugene. 1171 01:04:11,389 --> 01:04:14,292 Just saying, he's what? Charging people's phones? 1172 01:04:14,358 --> 01:04:17,429 So what? I can charge a phone with a plug. 1173 01:04:17,496 --> 01:04:18,430 [Victor] Preach. 1174 01:04:19,130 --> 01:04:21,933 Pedro, any thoughts? 1175 01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:23,968 -Costume's stupid. -[all laughing] 1176 01:04:24,035 --> 01:04:25,703 -Yeah. -[Victor] Okay. 1177 01:04:25,770 --> 01:04:27,339 Big white cape like he's getting married or something. 1178 01:04:27,406 --> 01:04:29,807 What if he didn't get to pick his costume? 1179 01:04:29,874 --> 01:04:32,009 Ever think about that? 1180 01:04:32,076 --> 01:04:33,745 You're a specialist, Freddy. What do you think? 1181 01:04:33,812 --> 01:04:38,015 Yeah, Freddy, let's manage to see the positive. 1182 01:04:38,082 --> 01:04:40,017 Okay, well, I think it looks like 1183 01:04:40,084 --> 01:04:42,287 he doesn't have gratitude for what he's been given. 1184 01:04:42,353 --> 01:04:44,822 [Victor] Very specific. All right. 1185 01:04:44,889 --> 01:04:46,224 Maybe to the superhero, 1186 01:04:46,290 --> 01:04:47,892 gratitude doesn't mean having to be clingy. 1187 01:04:47,959 --> 01:04:49,261 Clingy? Wow, interesting take. 1188 01:04:49,327 --> 01:04:50,562 [Billy] You know, maybe sometimes 1189 01:04:50,629 --> 01:04:53,531 a superhero just wants a little me time. 1190 01:04:53,598 --> 01:04:55,667 You know, me time could also be construed 1191 01:04:55,734 --> 01:04:56,934 as pushing away his family. 1192 01:04:57,001 --> 01:04:58,736 Family. Is that what they are now? 1193 01:04:58,803 --> 01:05:00,872 [Freddy] It's a classic symptom of "Superhero Syndrome." 1194 01:05:00,939 --> 01:05:04,576 Coined by German psychologist Heinrich Von German-something, 1195 01:05:04,643 --> 01:05:07,979 where superpowers become an all-consuming narcotic. 1196 01:05:08,046 --> 01:05:09,181 [spoon clatters] 1197 01:05:09,247 --> 01:05:11,216 Son, we're still eating dinner. 1198 01:05:11,282 --> 01:05:13,085 What he needs is a sidekick. 1199 01:05:13,151 --> 01:05:15,653 Name one cool sidekick. 1200 01:05:15,720 --> 01:05:18,055 Darla, why are you so quiet over there, baby? 1201 01:05:18,122 --> 01:05:20,192 You're never at a loss for words. 1202 01:05:20,258 --> 01:05:22,093 [mouth full] I'm eating. 1203 01:05:23,327 --> 01:05:25,263 -[bell ringing] -[students chattering] 1204 01:05:32,571 --> 01:05:34,506 [Billy] Why am I still doing this? 1205 01:05:34,573 --> 01:05:37,109 [sighs] Well, you can't skip every day. 1206 01:05:37,175 --> 01:05:39,211 Not at your age. 1207 01:05:39,277 --> 01:05:41,579 But I'm not your age anymore. 1208 01:05:41,646 --> 01:05:42,880 But I can go with you. 1209 01:05:42,947 --> 01:05:45,383 We just gotta trick the guard out, you know? 1210 01:05:45,450 --> 01:05:47,352 Billy, where are you going? [stutters] 1211 01:05:47,419 --> 01:05:48,886 You're still gonna have lunch with me, right? 1212 01:05:48,953 --> 01:05:50,522 Billy! 1213 01:05:50,589 --> 01:05:54,892 Sir Zaps-A-Lot's still gonna eat in the cafeteria, right? 1214 01:05:54,959 --> 01:05:57,128 -[bell ringing] -[grumbling] 1215 01:06:00,865 --> 01:06:02,333 [camera shutter clicking] 1216 01:06:03,702 --> 01:06:05,203 All right. 1217 01:06:05,269 --> 01:06:06,938 Did you check it to... 1218 01:06:07,005 --> 01:06:10,775 People typically give me a little money, you know... 1219 01:06:10,842 --> 01:06:13,377 You're a sweet couple. You guys have a good day. 1220 01:06:14,946 --> 01:06:16,280 [vehicle approaching] 1221 01:06:23,054 --> 01:06:25,223 -[yelps and gasps] -Ooh! 1222 01:06:25,289 --> 01:06:28,093 -Oh, my God. -Mary, are you okay? 1223 01:06:28,159 --> 01:06:29,394 How do you know my name? 1224 01:06:29,461 --> 01:06:32,230 Uh... How do I know your name? Uh... 1225 01:06:32,296 --> 01:06:35,032 One of my superpowers is name guessing. 1226 01:06:35,099 --> 01:06:36,834 Which is really weird, I bet. 1227 01:06:36,901 --> 01:06:39,537 Uh, it's not as cool as super-strength or super-speed, 1228 01:06:39,604 --> 01:06:42,540 but it's really helpful when I meet new people. 1229 01:06:42,607 --> 01:06:43,808 Are you hurt? 1230 01:06:43,875 --> 01:06:47,746 [voice breaking] No, I'm okay. Thank you. Um... 1231 01:06:48,680 --> 01:06:49,481 [sighs shakily] 1232 01:06:49,548 --> 01:06:52,117 I just need a second to think. 1233 01:06:52,183 --> 01:06:54,419 This has been such a weird day. 1234 01:06:54,486 --> 01:06:57,922 Um, using my powers of super-observation, 1235 01:06:57,989 --> 01:07:00,558 I see that you're holding a letter from a college 1236 01:07:00,625 --> 01:07:01,726 in your hand. 1237 01:07:01,793 --> 01:07:04,429 Are you upset because you didn't get in? 1238 01:07:07,899 --> 01:07:09,033 I got in. 1239 01:07:11,369 --> 01:07:13,838 [stammers] Well, now my superpowers are failing me 1240 01:07:13,905 --> 01:07:15,640 and I am very confused. 1241 01:07:16,741 --> 01:07:19,277 Yeah. Me, too. 1242 01:07:19,343 --> 01:07:21,279 I don't know. I know I should be excited 1243 01:07:21,345 --> 01:07:24,282 'cause this is my dream and I've worked really, really hard for this, 1244 01:07:25,016 --> 01:07:26,284 but it's like... 1245 01:07:28,653 --> 01:07:31,256 I don't know. Leaving my family does not feel fun, you know? 1246 01:07:31,322 --> 01:07:34,392 [stammers] Could I give you a little piece of advice? 1247 01:07:34,459 --> 01:07:36,294 Don't be worried about everybody else. 1248 01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:38,230 Always look out for number one. 1249 01:07:38,296 --> 01:07:39,631 Gandhi said that. 1250 01:07:39,698 --> 01:07:41,566 -I don't think he said that. -Yeah, he did. 1251 01:07:41,633 --> 01:07:43,034 -Gandhi did not say... -Somebody like Gandhi said that. 1252 01:07:43,101 --> 01:07:44,502 "Take care of number one." 1253 01:07:44,569 --> 01:07:46,138 It was a really wise... It might've been Yoda. 1254 01:07:46,204 --> 01:07:47,805 -Listen. -I'm sorry, no. 1255 01:07:47,872 --> 01:07:50,375 Agree to disagree. The point is, you do you, you know? 1256 01:07:50,442 --> 01:07:51,876 You gotta look out for you. 1257 01:07:51,943 --> 01:07:54,178 And get as far away from this place as you can. 1258 01:07:56,347 --> 01:07:57,749 I don't know if I want to. 1259 01:07:57,816 --> 01:07:59,584 Of course you do. What're you gonna do? 1260 01:07:59,651 --> 01:08:01,753 You gonna live in a group home for the rest of your life? 1261 01:08:03,387 --> 01:08:04,789 Look, families are for people 1262 01:08:04,856 --> 01:08:07,258 who can't take care of themselves, okay? So... 1263 01:08:08,427 --> 01:08:10,262 And you can take care of yourself. 1264 01:08:10,328 --> 01:08:12,664 [stammering] Also, look both ways when you cross the street. 1265 01:08:17,536 --> 01:08:19,637 I'll just call him. I'll just make sure. 1266 01:08:19,704 --> 01:08:22,373 -[indistinct murmuring] -[whimpers softly] 1267 01:08:23,141 --> 01:08:24,443 It's ringing. 1268 01:08:26,645 --> 01:08:29,514 Red Cyclone, hey! Hey, what's going on? 1269 01:08:29,581 --> 01:08:31,216 Oh, that's crazy! Yeah, it's Freddy, by the way. 1270 01:08:31,282 --> 01:08:33,918 Yeah, it's crazy! Great story. 1271 01:08:33,985 --> 01:08:34,986 [scoffs] 1272 01:08:35,053 --> 01:08:36,654 He's not talking to anyone. 1273 01:08:36,721 --> 01:08:38,590 -[all laughing] -I was! 1274 01:08:38,657 --> 01:08:41,359 I was! We're friends. I know him, I do! 1275 01:08:41,426 --> 01:08:43,595 I know him! I know him! Uh, yeah. 1276 01:08:43,662 --> 01:08:44,496 [Burke laughing] 1277 01:08:47,298 --> 01:08:48,467 Shit. 1278 01:08:49,367 --> 01:08:50,802 [birds squawking] 1279 01:08:52,504 --> 01:08:53,971 [Shazam] Come on now. 1280 01:08:54,038 --> 01:08:57,209 ♪ Hands! Lightning with my hands! ♪ 1281 01:08:57,275 --> 01:08:59,344 ♪ Lightning with my hands! ♪ 1282 01:08:59,411 --> 01:09:01,579 ♪ Lightning with my hands! ♪ 1283 01:09:01,646 --> 01:09:03,281 Hey. Hey. 1284 01:09:03,347 --> 01:09:05,250 Hey, young man! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 1285 01:09:05,316 --> 01:09:07,385 What are you doing? I'm in the middle of a show right now. 1286 01:09:07,452 --> 01:09:09,087 How can I help you? 1287 01:09:09,153 --> 01:09:11,789 I just wanted to say thank you for showing up to lunch today. 1288 01:09:11,856 --> 01:09:14,826 Yeah, I got a little something called a, uh, suitcase wedgie, right? 1289 01:09:14,893 --> 01:09:16,594 I don't know if you've ever heard of it, 1290 01:09:16,661 --> 01:09:18,896 but it's when someone grabs your underwear like that 1291 01:09:18,963 --> 01:09:21,933 and holds you like a suitcase, walks you down the hallway. 1292 01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:24,669 And this was my underwear. 1293 01:09:24,736 --> 01:09:25,870 [crowd murmuring] 1294 01:09:27,071 --> 01:09:28,506 Gross. 1295 01:09:28,573 --> 01:09:29,941 You said you'd come. 1296 01:09:30,008 --> 01:09:32,144 You said I would come! I never said I was... 1297 01:09:32,210 --> 01:09:33,545 I'm a superhero, dude! 1298 01:09:33,612 --> 01:09:35,380 Well, you're acting real heroic. 1299 01:09:35,447 --> 01:09:36,914 How much people paying you today? 1300 01:09:36,981 --> 01:09:40,085 Listen, I have serious responsibilities now, okay? 1301 01:09:40,151 --> 01:09:42,654 But that's cool because I can carry that burden with my... 1302 01:09:42,721 --> 01:09:45,590 ♪ Hands! Lightning with my hands! ♪ 1303 01:09:46,458 --> 01:09:48,293 [tires screeching] 1304 01:09:48,359 --> 01:09:49,494 [passengers screaming] 1305 01:09:52,497 --> 01:09:53,698 [car horn blares] 1306 01:09:58,770 --> 01:10:00,472 [passengers continue screaming] 1307 01:10:03,842 --> 01:10:04,809 [people gasping] 1308 01:10:04,876 --> 01:10:06,310 [man] Oh, man! 1309 01:10:11,683 --> 01:10:12,784 Holy moly. 1310 01:10:13,452 --> 01:10:15,287 [tires screeching] 1311 01:10:15,353 --> 01:10:18,123 Don't move! Nobody move! 1312 01:10:18,189 --> 01:10:19,658 [passengers screaming] 1313 01:10:26,330 --> 01:10:27,532 Oh, no, no! 1314 01:10:27,599 --> 01:10:31,369 Oh, no, no, no! Stay, stay! Stay! 1315 01:10:32,771 --> 01:10:33,738 [man yelping] 1316 01:10:35,774 --> 01:10:36,641 [grunting] 1317 01:10:37,742 --> 01:10:38,777 [screaming] 1318 01:10:39,778 --> 01:10:41,179 Oh! 1319 01:10:41,245 --> 01:10:42,680 Oh, that looked like it hurt. 1320 01:10:42,747 --> 01:10:45,450 It's him! It's that superhero guy! 1321 01:10:45,517 --> 01:10:48,420 Help us! Save us! 1322 01:10:48,920 --> 01:10:49,754 Come on! 1323 01:10:51,923 --> 01:10:54,459 Come on... Yeah. 1324 01:10:54,526 --> 01:10:56,761 [woman] What's he doing? What's going on? 1325 01:11:05,036 --> 01:11:06,605 No way. 1326 01:11:09,373 --> 01:11:10,842 [passengers screaming] 1327 01:11:12,310 --> 01:11:14,346 [screaming] 1328 01:11:14,413 --> 01:11:17,182 Oh, no, no. Please don't make me do this. 1329 01:11:17,248 --> 01:11:18,550 God, this is the worst idea ever! 1330 01:11:18,617 --> 01:11:20,318 [screaming continues] 1331 01:11:28,860 --> 01:11:30,095 [whoops] 1332 01:11:30,161 --> 01:11:32,130 I did it! I did it! 1333 01:11:32,196 --> 01:11:34,366 I got the bus! I got the bus. 1334 01:11:34,433 --> 01:11:36,201 Nobody move in there. 1335 01:11:36,267 --> 01:11:38,403 Oh, I gotta put this thing down. I gotta put this thing down. 1336 01:11:39,237 --> 01:11:40,872 [grunting] Oh! 1337 01:11:42,140 --> 01:11:43,841 [breathing heavily] Oh. 1338 01:11:43,908 --> 01:11:46,010 Oh, no, no, no, no. Doggy, doggy, you have to move. 1339 01:11:46,077 --> 01:11:47,712 Move! Move! Shoo! Shoo! 1340 01:11:47,779 --> 01:11:49,647 Please be a good dog, good dog! 1341 01:11:49,714 --> 01:11:51,249 You're being a bad dog! 1342 01:11:51,315 --> 01:11:53,585 Go! Go! 1343 01:11:53,652 --> 01:11:56,020 Please go. Please move. 1344 01:11:56,087 --> 01:11:58,456 Yes, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 1345 01:11:58,523 --> 01:12:00,692 Thank you. 1346 01:12:00,759 --> 01:12:01,660 [grunts] 1347 01:12:10,234 --> 01:12:12,704 -[Shazam sighing in relief] -[passengers chattering] 1348 01:12:15,874 --> 01:12:18,843 -Yeah. Yeah, no, no, no, no. -[woman whoops] 1349 01:12:18,910 --> 01:12:21,012 I was in the neighborhood, you know, so I thought... 1350 01:12:21,079 --> 01:12:22,147 [both] Thank you! 1351 01:12:22,213 --> 01:12:24,416 It was kind of my fault anyway. 1352 01:12:24,483 --> 01:12:26,951 -[indistinct radio chatter] -[siren wails] 1353 01:12:27,018 --> 01:12:30,555 So, it seems Philadelphia has gotten an early Christmas present 1354 01:12:30,622 --> 01:12:34,459 in the form of its very own superhero. 1355 01:12:34,526 --> 01:12:36,228 [cameraman] And we're out. 1356 01:12:36,294 --> 01:12:38,029 -Thank you very much. -Oh, of course, yeah. 1357 01:12:38,096 --> 01:12:40,932 Dude! Dude, dude! Dude, did you see that? 1358 01:12:40,999 --> 01:12:44,269 Yeah. You electrocuted a bus and almost killed these people. 1359 01:12:44,335 --> 01:12:46,471 And then I caught it! 1360 01:12:46,538 --> 01:12:49,607 Freddy, I caught a bus with my bare hands, man! 1361 01:12:49,674 --> 01:12:51,609 I caught a bus like people catch fly balls. 1362 01:12:51,676 --> 01:12:53,178 Like, who does that? I do that! 1363 01:12:53,244 --> 01:12:54,546 Billy! You do nothing. 1364 01:12:54,613 --> 01:12:57,982 You take selfies and make people pay you. 1365 01:12:58,049 --> 01:13:01,486 You know, forget it. I can't really talk to you when you look like this. 1366 01:13:01,553 --> 01:13:03,488 You just wish it was you. 1367 01:13:03,988 --> 01:13:05,357 No shit! 1368 01:13:05,424 --> 01:13:09,327 You think? I would kill to have what you have. 1369 01:13:09,393 --> 01:13:11,229 Because everything I do is, like, 1370 01:13:11,295 --> 01:13:14,332 some desperate attempt to get people to notice me. 1371 01:13:14,399 --> 01:13:16,234 To not feel sorry for me. 1372 01:13:16,300 --> 01:13:19,704 I mean, look at me! Look at me. Do you even see me? 1373 01:13:19,771 --> 01:13:24,376 'Cause most people don't. 'Cause they don't want to. 1374 01:13:24,443 --> 01:13:26,578 And now you don't either. 1375 01:13:26,645 --> 01:13:28,713 I mean, you think this is who you are? 1376 01:13:28,780 --> 01:13:30,415 I mean, Billy, you're 14, 1377 01:13:30,482 --> 01:13:33,318 and now you're no better than the Breyers. 1378 01:13:33,384 --> 01:13:35,487 All this power, and all you did 1379 01:13:35,554 --> 01:13:37,489 was turn into a show-off and a bully. 1380 01:13:40,358 --> 01:13:41,359 [Shazam] Whatever, kid! 1381 01:13:41,426 --> 01:13:42,827 I do what I want! 1382 01:13:43,595 --> 01:13:44,696 [people exclaiming] 1383 01:13:44,763 --> 01:13:47,065 And I'm, like, mid-20s probably! 1384 01:13:47,866 --> 01:13:49,901 Maybe even, like, 30. 1385 01:13:53,337 --> 01:13:54,573 Chosen one. 1386 01:13:58,376 --> 01:14:00,479 The so-called perfect man. 1387 01:14:01,713 --> 01:14:03,047 Pure of heart. 1388 01:14:04,282 --> 01:14:06,017 Flawless in every way. 1389 01:14:08,720 --> 01:14:10,188 What made you so worthy? 1390 01:14:10,254 --> 01:14:12,557 I'm sorry, can I help... 1391 01:14:12,624 --> 01:14:14,025 Do you want an autograph or something? 1392 01:14:14,092 --> 01:14:15,760 Give me your power. 1393 01:14:18,162 --> 01:14:19,231 Or die. 1394 01:14:19,297 --> 01:14:22,434 Oh, snap! You're, like, a bad guy, right? 1395 01:14:22,501 --> 01:14:25,903 Okay. Okay, okay, okay. Before this gets really stupid for you, 1396 01:14:25,970 --> 01:14:28,273 you should know that I'm basically invincible. 1397 01:14:28,339 --> 01:14:29,808 -[groaning] -[crowd gasps] 1398 01:14:35,179 --> 01:14:36,781 [coughing] 1399 01:14:36,848 --> 01:14:39,317 The weapons of man draw no blood from our kind. 1400 01:14:39,383 --> 01:14:42,019 -[officer] I said, stop right there! -[both grunt] 1401 01:14:42,086 --> 01:14:43,988 The only thing that extinguishes magic... 1402 01:14:45,323 --> 01:14:46,224 is magic. 1403 01:14:47,826 --> 01:14:50,061 Time to transfer your power to me. 1404 01:14:51,663 --> 01:14:53,265 -[groaning] -[Shazam whooping] 1405 01:14:53,331 --> 01:14:56,234 Oh, you did not see that one coming, did you, grandpa? 1406 01:14:56,300 --> 01:14:58,236 Them's street rules. 1407 01:14:58,302 --> 01:14:59,938 [Shazam grunting] 1408 01:15:07,746 --> 01:15:08,913 Okay, okay, okay. 1409 01:15:08,980 --> 01:15:10,815 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1410 01:15:10,882 --> 01:15:12,850 I never should've punched you in the nuts like that. 1411 01:15:12,917 --> 01:15:13,885 That was totally my bad. 1412 01:15:13,952 --> 01:15:15,387 We can talk about this. 1413 01:15:15,454 --> 01:15:16,854 You grovel like a child. 1414 01:15:16,921 --> 01:15:18,956 That's because I am one. I'm a kid! 1415 01:15:19,023 --> 01:15:20,725 You don't wanna hurt a kid, do you? 1416 01:15:21,392 --> 01:15:23,528 [Shazam screaming] 1417 01:15:23,595 --> 01:15:26,664 I believe I can fly! I believe I can fly, I can fly! 1418 01:15:26,731 --> 01:15:28,233 Freddy said if I believe I can fly, then I can fly. 1419 01:15:28,299 --> 01:15:30,402 So I believe! I believe! I believe! 1420 01:15:30,469 --> 01:15:31,369 Okay. 1421 01:15:31,436 --> 01:15:32,504 Superman! 1422 01:15:32,571 --> 01:15:34,772 Superman! What arm is it? 1423 01:15:34,839 --> 01:15:36,441 Why am I not flying? 1424 01:15:36,508 --> 01:15:38,076 Please, I don't wanna die! 1425 01:15:46,718 --> 01:15:48,019 [gasping] 1426 01:15:54,426 --> 01:15:56,027 [exclaiming] 1427 01:15:59,030 --> 01:16:00,465 [whooping] 1428 01:16:00,532 --> 01:16:02,300 I'm floating! 1429 01:16:02,366 --> 01:16:03,535 [truck horn blaring] 1430 01:16:03,602 --> 01:16:06,204 -[screaming] -[tires screeching] 1431 01:16:06,270 --> 01:16:07,639 [screaming] 1432 01:16:07,706 --> 01:16:08,973 [tires screeching] 1433 01:16:09,040 --> 01:16:10,809 [man] What the hell was that? 1434 01:16:14,378 --> 01:16:17,515 [laughing] I can fly! 1435 01:16:17,582 --> 01:16:19,150 [both grunting] 1436 01:16:20,351 --> 01:16:22,220 -[Shazam yelps loudly] -[glass shatters] 1437 01:16:23,021 --> 01:16:23,888 Billy? 1438 01:16:25,356 --> 01:16:27,425 Freddy! I need your help! 1439 01:16:27,492 --> 01:16:29,361 You can fly? 1440 01:16:29,428 --> 01:16:32,130 -[Shazam grunts] -[panicked screaming] 1441 01:16:36,768 --> 01:16:38,236 Who's the other guy? 1442 01:16:38,302 --> 01:16:39,637 Santa! 1443 01:16:39,704 --> 01:16:40,805 [laughing] 1444 01:16:42,774 --> 01:16:46,678 So, like, what do you and Mrs. Claus do in the summertime? 1445 01:16:46,745 --> 01:16:49,147 Well, in some ways, 1446 01:16:49,213 --> 01:16:51,249 -Santa is always here for you. -[rumbling] 1447 01:16:51,315 --> 01:16:52,316 [people gasp] 1448 01:16:54,218 --> 01:16:55,253 [all gasp] 1449 01:16:58,156 --> 01:16:59,724 Help Santa! 1450 01:16:59,791 --> 01:17:02,560 Santa needs help! Help! 1451 01:17:02,627 --> 01:17:04,096 Give us a shout if you need us. 1452 01:17:04,162 --> 01:17:06,131 -[Shazam screams] -[women scream] 1453 01:17:06,197 --> 01:17:07,098 [both gasp] 1454 01:17:07,632 --> 01:17:09,067 [groans] 1455 01:17:10,168 --> 01:17:11,803 [coughs] 1456 01:17:11,870 --> 01:17:13,905 I'm just gonna chill in here for a little while, if that's okay. 1457 01:17:16,875 --> 01:17:18,543 [grunts] This is crazy. 1458 01:17:18,610 --> 01:17:20,145 This is crazy. You don't have to fight this guy. 1459 01:17:20,211 --> 01:17:22,514 This isn't your job. You can run, right? 1460 01:17:22,581 --> 01:17:24,849 Yes, you can run. Awesome! 1461 01:17:26,985 --> 01:17:28,119 [both grunting] 1462 01:17:30,188 --> 01:17:33,325 -[children's music playing] -[Shazam grunting] 1463 01:17:33,391 --> 01:17:34,726 [Shazam] Get back! 1464 01:17:34,793 --> 01:17:36,294 Get away! 1465 01:17:38,296 --> 01:17:40,298 -[Batman toy] I'm Batman! -Get him, Batman! 1466 01:17:42,967 --> 01:17:44,469 -Oh, sorry. -[both yelp] 1467 01:17:44,536 --> 01:17:45,803 [continues grunting] 1468 01:17:45,870 --> 01:17:47,305 [crowd exclaiming] 1469 01:17:53,412 --> 01:17:54,779 [notes playing] 1470 01:17:58,049 --> 01:18:01,153 [low notes playing] 1471 01:18:01,219 --> 01:18:03,021 -[groaning] -[people screaming] 1472 01:18:10,328 --> 01:18:11,430 Come on! 1473 01:18:14,399 --> 01:18:15,700 [gasping] 1474 01:18:16,367 --> 01:18:17,469 [woman screaming] 1475 01:18:22,407 --> 01:18:23,374 [Shazam exclaims] 1476 01:18:26,945 --> 01:18:28,079 [grunting] 1477 01:18:29,648 --> 01:18:31,215 [people screaming] 1478 01:18:34,185 --> 01:18:35,286 [gasping] 1479 01:18:37,088 --> 01:18:38,856 [stuttering] Shazam! 1480 01:18:38,923 --> 01:18:40,391 [thunder rumbling] 1481 01:18:41,426 --> 01:18:43,027 [people screaming] 1482 01:18:45,997 --> 01:18:47,832 [people continue screaming] 1483 01:19:09,053 --> 01:19:10,221 [Freddy] Billy! 1484 01:19:11,590 --> 01:19:12,491 Billy! 1485 01:19:13,925 --> 01:19:15,393 Billy, where are you? 1486 01:19:18,530 --> 01:19:19,498 Billy! 1487 01:19:20,732 --> 01:19:21,933 Where are you, Billy? 1488 01:19:22,000 --> 01:19:23,367 [inaudible conversation] 1489 01:19:26,605 --> 01:19:28,072 Billy, come on! 1490 01:19:31,009 --> 01:19:33,845 Billy. Where is he? 1491 01:19:33,912 --> 01:19:35,247 Supervillain. 1492 01:19:35,313 --> 01:19:38,182 Supervillain! Supervillain! [whimpers softly] 1493 01:19:38,917 --> 01:19:41,786 Worse. Much worse. 1494 01:19:41,853 --> 01:19:45,390 Radioactive anthromorph? Psychic energy manipulator? 1495 01:19:45,457 --> 01:19:48,793 I won't let you read my mind. My mind is blank. You can't get in. 1496 01:19:48,860 --> 01:19:51,129 I don't need to read your mind. 1497 01:19:51,195 --> 01:19:52,797 Because you are going to tell me. 1498 01:19:53,832 --> 01:19:55,233 Where is he? 1499 01:19:58,570 --> 01:19:59,971 [horn honking] 1500 01:20:02,641 --> 01:20:04,175 [breathing heavily] 1501 01:20:07,345 --> 01:20:09,681 Oh, my God, honey, are you okay? 1502 01:20:09,748 --> 01:20:11,516 -Are you okay? -Yeah. 1503 01:20:11,583 --> 01:20:13,451 [Rosa] What happened? Are you hurt? 1504 01:20:13,518 --> 01:20:14,419 Come inside. 1505 01:20:14,486 --> 01:20:16,654 [Victor] We need to have a talk. 1506 01:20:16,721 --> 01:20:18,990 [Rosa] Just don't be so hard on him, okay? 1507 01:20:25,263 --> 01:20:27,499 Running out on us! Lying! 1508 01:20:27,566 --> 01:20:29,234 Huh? Then I get a call from the school, 1509 01:20:29,300 --> 01:20:31,369 telling me you've been cutting class! 1510 01:20:31,436 --> 01:20:32,704 Getting in fights! 1511 01:20:32,771 --> 01:20:34,372 [Victor continues yelling] 1512 01:20:35,073 --> 01:20:36,641 [Eugene sighs] 1513 01:20:36,708 --> 01:20:38,910 [Charlie on TV] Bill, the man saved nine people. 1514 01:20:38,977 --> 01:20:40,878 Whoa! Is that... 1515 01:20:40,945 --> 01:20:42,280 I'm questioning his motive. 1516 01:20:43,482 --> 01:20:45,317 What's Freddy doing with a superhero? 1517 01:20:45,383 --> 01:20:46,885 [newscasters continue indistinctly] 1518 01:20:48,086 --> 01:20:52,123 Or what's a superhero doing with Freddy? 1519 01:20:55,560 --> 01:20:56,794 You remember dinner, 1520 01:20:56,861 --> 01:20:58,830 when Billy and Freddy were arguing 1521 01:20:58,897 --> 01:21:01,833 like an old married couple, like this? 1522 01:21:01,900 --> 01:21:04,402 When he rescued me, he knew I lived in a group home. 1523 01:21:04,469 --> 01:21:06,838 He knew my name. He called me Mary. 1524 01:21:06,905 --> 01:21:09,273 [newscasters continue indistinctly] 1525 01:21:15,246 --> 01:21:18,783 Wait, are you saying Billy's the Human Power Storm? 1526 01:21:18,850 --> 01:21:20,685 Yes! You guys figured it out! 1527 01:21:20,752 --> 01:21:22,120 All on your own. I didn't help. 1528 01:21:22,186 --> 01:21:24,856 -I didn't break any promises. -You knew? 1529 01:21:24,923 --> 01:21:26,491 I'm a good sister! 1530 01:21:30,529 --> 01:21:33,098 [Victor] I mean, what were you thinking? 1531 01:21:33,164 --> 01:21:35,166 And then you bring Freddy into it. 1532 01:21:40,872 --> 01:21:44,108 Give him some space, guys. He's a little upset, okay? 1533 01:21:53,985 --> 01:21:55,153 [Mary] Billy? 1534 01:22:00,191 --> 01:22:01,526 You're him. 1535 01:22:02,661 --> 01:22:04,062 You're the hero. 1536 01:22:05,096 --> 01:22:07,098 Yeah, well, not anymore, so... 1537 01:22:08,467 --> 01:22:09,367 [sighs] 1538 01:22:12,036 --> 01:22:14,372 Why do you have my notebook? 1539 01:22:16,307 --> 01:22:18,042 Eugene finished your search. 1540 01:22:18,977 --> 01:22:21,246 Look, I'm not a hacker, okay? 1541 01:22:21,312 --> 01:22:23,581 But I have played Watch Dogs and Uplink. 1542 01:22:23,648 --> 01:22:26,718 And maybe I did pick up a few skills, which maybe did get me 1543 01:22:26,785 --> 01:22:28,986 into federal databases most people can't get into. 1544 01:22:29,053 --> 01:22:31,156 Good for you, but I'm gonna go. 1545 01:22:31,222 --> 01:22:35,159 Your parents' names are Marilyn and C.C. Batson. 1546 01:22:40,499 --> 01:22:41,699 What? 1547 01:22:41,766 --> 01:22:43,601 [Eugene] You were born in Zumbrota, Minnesota. 1548 01:22:43,668 --> 01:22:45,437 They divorced when you were three. 1549 01:22:45,504 --> 01:22:47,305 Your mom moved here that year. 1550 01:22:47,371 --> 01:22:49,641 Twenty months later, you got lost. 1551 01:22:49,708 --> 01:22:51,409 You never found them 1552 01:22:51,476 --> 01:22:53,745 'cause your dad's been in prison in Florida for ten years. 1553 01:22:53,812 --> 01:22:55,146 And your mom's... 1554 01:22:56,848 --> 01:22:58,016 What? 1555 01:22:59,651 --> 01:23:01,186 Is she dead? 1556 01:23:01,252 --> 01:23:03,121 She's two subway stops away. 1557 01:23:04,423 --> 01:23:06,158 What? 1558 01:23:06,224 --> 01:23:09,628 You know, you didn't find her because she reverted to her maiden name. 1559 01:23:11,162 --> 01:23:12,431 [door slams] 1560 01:23:13,932 --> 01:23:16,067 [Rosa] Hey, Billy! Billy! 1561 01:23:19,738 --> 01:23:21,306 -Victor, get the keys. -I got it. 1562 01:23:21,372 --> 01:23:23,575 [Rosa] Kids, stay here in case Billy comes back. 1563 01:23:27,746 --> 01:23:29,080 [tires screeching] 1564 01:23:30,248 --> 01:23:33,184 Come on. Inside, let's go. 1565 01:23:41,560 --> 01:23:44,229 Wait. I thought we were running after Billy. 1566 01:23:44,295 --> 01:23:47,231 No, we're gonna wait here for now. 1567 01:23:49,534 --> 01:23:50,768 [doorbell rings] 1568 01:23:50,835 --> 01:23:52,203 Billy? 1569 01:23:54,739 --> 01:23:55,707 Freddy? 1570 01:23:57,375 --> 01:23:58,643 [Freddy grunts] 1571 01:24:00,244 --> 01:24:02,313 Oh, how quaint. 1572 01:24:05,216 --> 01:24:07,151 Actually, I take that back. 1573 01:24:09,153 --> 01:24:11,289 What a shithole. 1574 01:24:35,714 --> 01:24:37,349 [couple arguing] 1575 01:24:37,416 --> 01:24:38,883 [glass shattering] 1576 01:24:38,950 --> 01:24:40,051 [loud thump] 1577 01:24:40,118 --> 01:24:41,486 [argument continues] 1578 01:24:50,529 --> 01:24:51,430 [exhales] 1579 01:24:53,998 --> 01:24:55,534 [woman] Just a second. 1580 01:25:00,004 --> 01:25:01,906 Hey, look, I'm late for work already, all right? 1581 01:25:01,973 --> 01:25:04,709 We don't need any magazines or whatever. Thanks, though. 1582 01:25:04,776 --> 01:25:06,344 Oh, I'm not. 1583 01:25:06,411 --> 01:25:08,847 You probably don't recognize me... 1584 01:25:10,449 --> 01:25:12,183 but I found my way home. 1585 01:25:13,552 --> 01:25:14,519 Mom. 1586 01:25:16,521 --> 01:25:17,622 It's me. 1587 01:25:18,890 --> 01:25:20,124 Oh, God. 1588 01:25:21,259 --> 01:25:22,360 Is it? 1589 01:25:25,229 --> 01:25:27,432 Um... Hang on. 1590 01:25:28,400 --> 01:25:29,868 [man] Who's at the door? 1591 01:25:31,169 --> 01:25:33,037 It's, um... 1592 01:25:33,104 --> 01:25:35,173 It's no one, Travis. 1593 01:25:39,778 --> 01:25:41,513 That wasn't Dad, was it? 1594 01:25:42,514 --> 01:25:44,316 No. 1595 01:25:44,382 --> 01:25:47,185 Listen, um... 1596 01:25:49,053 --> 01:25:50,321 It's really you, huh? 1597 01:25:52,657 --> 01:25:56,928 I didn't mean to run away. You know that, right? 1598 01:25:56,995 --> 01:25:59,964 I let go, but it was by accident. [stuttering] 1599 01:26:00,031 --> 01:26:01,766 Yeah, no. I know, yeah. 1600 01:26:02,867 --> 01:26:03,935 I saw you. 1601 01:26:05,136 --> 01:26:06,370 What? 1602 01:26:09,307 --> 01:26:11,209 I saw you after. 1603 01:26:13,678 --> 01:26:17,715 So, it was never your fault. 1604 01:26:17,782 --> 01:26:22,487 Look, I was 17, okay? And my daddy kicked me out. 1605 01:26:22,554 --> 01:26:26,525 And your dad just decided not to be a part of anything. 1606 01:26:27,892 --> 01:26:30,695 And I was hurting, and I was screwed up. 1607 01:26:31,963 --> 01:26:32,964 [sighs] 1608 01:26:33,031 --> 01:26:34,766 -I want the tiger. -I know. 1609 01:26:34,833 --> 01:26:36,401 I know, honey, 1610 01:26:36,468 --> 01:26:39,370 but Mom's not exactly going pro here, okay? 1611 01:26:41,840 --> 01:26:43,241 Billy? 1612 01:26:43,742 --> 01:26:44,643 Billy! 1613 01:26:45,343 --> 01:26:46,878 Billy? 1614 01:26:46,945 --> 01:26:49,881 Jesus Christ. Billy, this isn't funny! 1615 01:26:49,948 --> 01:26:51,516 Here you go, buddy. 1616 01:26:51,583 --> 01:26:54,752 That should warm you up. Is that better? 1617 01:26:54,819 --> 01:26:56,954 [sniffles] 1618 01:26:57,021 --> 01:27:00,425 [Marilyn] Look, it's just once I saw you with the police, 1619 01:27:00,492 --> 01:27:02,594 I realized that they could do 1620 01:27:02,661 --> 01:27:05,530 a better job taking care of you than I ever will. 1621 01:27:11,002 --> 01:27:12,537 But you're good, right? 1622 01:27:14,205 --> 01:27:16,874 I mean, you landed on your feet. 1623 01:27:16,941 --> 01:27:18,910 Because, I mean, you look real good. 1624 01:27:21,279 --> 01:27:22,414 It's just... 1625 01:27:24,583 --> 01:27:27,919 now is not a really good time for me, Bill. 1626 01:27:32,056 --> 01:27:37,261 All I wanted to do is let you know I'm doing good, 1627 01:27:38,730 --> 01:27:41,866 [sighs] but I have to get back to my real family. 1628 01:27:44,035 --> 01:27:45,003 Here. 1629 01:27:48,540 --> 01:27:50,475 What's this? 1630 01:27:50,542 --> 01:27:53,678 [Travis] Marilyn! What's goin' on out there? 1631 01:27:53,745 --> 01:27:55,580 You might need it more than me. 1632 01:28:05,624 --> 01:28:07,358 [cell phone vibrating] 1633 01:28:13,131 --> 01:28:15,800 Freddy, you were right. I'm sorry I yelled at you. 1634 01:28:15,867 --> 01:28:19,337 [Dr. Sivana] Come home, Billy. Come home. 1635 01:28:19,404 --> 01:28:23,475 [Freddy] Billy! Supervillain! Supervillain! [whimpers] 1636 01:28:39,458 --> 01:28:40,659 Shazam! 1637 01:28:53,004 --> 01:28:54,339 [wreath clatters] 1638 01:28:54,406 --> 01:28:57,008 Who are you? What do you want? 1639 01:28:57,075 --> 01:28:58,610 What do I want? 1640 01:28:58,677 --> 01:29:00,645 -I want... -[thunder rumbling] 1641 01:29:05,417 --> 01:29:06,618 That. 1642 01:29:07,886 --> 01:29:08,953 Whoa. 1643 01:29:12,356 --> 01:29:14,125 Kick his ass, Billy! 1644 01:29:16,327 --> 01:29:17,462 [children whimpering] 1645 01:29:17,529 --> 01:29:19,197 [Dr. Sivana] Yes, Billy. 1646 01:29:19,263 --> 01:29:20,765 -Try it, by all means. -[snarls] 1647 01:29:20,832 --> 01:29:22,867 Let them go and I'll come inside. 1648 01:29:22,934 --> 01:29:25,137 [Dr. Sivana] No, first, you come inside, 1649 01:29:25,203 --> 01:29:26,771 then maybe I'll let them go. 1650 01:29:28,607 --> 01:29:30,007 [snarling] 1651 01:29:30,074 --> 01:29:31,042 [all gasp] 1652 01:29:43,888 --> 01:29:45,457 Good boy. 1653 01:29:47,959 --> 01:29:50,094 Because that's all you are, isn't it? 1654 01:29:51,029 --> 01:29:52,130 How old are you? 1655 01:29:52,196 --> 01:29:54,599 -Basically 15. -Hmm. 1656 01:29:56,435 --> 01:30:00,372 When I was a child, the old man told me I wasn't good enough. 1657 01:30:00,439 --> 01:30:04,309 Yet here you are, a coward. 1658 01:30:04,375 --> 01:30:08,846 Run from me and the wizard chooses you? You're not a hero. 1659 01:30:08,913 --> 01:30:12,584 But I'm gonna give you the opportunity to be one. 1660 01:30:12,651 --> 01:30:14,419 Give me the power of the champion. 1661 01:30:14,486 --> 01:30:15,820 No. Don't do it, Billy. 1662 01:30:32,637 --> 01:30:35,207 Give me the power and I'll let them go. 1663 01:30:35,273 --> 01:30:37,041 Darla, no. 1664 01:30:37,108 --> 01:30:39,043 Don't go, Billy. 1665 01:30:39,110 --> 01:30:41,146 -[crying] Don't go, Billy. -Darla, come here. 1666 01:30:41,212 --> 01:30:43,081 [Shazam stammering] No, I have to. 1667 01:30:43,147 --> 01:30:46,184 It's what a good brother would do. Right? 1668 01:30:51,222 --> 01:30:52,457 Billy. 1669 01:31:11,443 --> 01:31:13,044 [Shazam screaming, grunts] 1670 01:31:14,245 --> 01:31:15,747 [groaning] 1671 01:31:16,481 --> 01:31:18,616 [coughs] 1672 01:31:18,683 --> 01:31:21,620 [Dr. Sivana] I dedicated my life to getting here. 1673 01:31:22,487 --> 01:31:24,622 I scoured the earth. 1674 01:31:24,689 --> 01:31:26,023 No one believed me. 1675 01:31:26,090 --> 01:31:28,726 -[continues groaning] -No one helped. 1676 01:31:28,793 --> 01:31:30,495 Not the wizard. 1677 01:31:31,463 --> 01:31:32,764 Not my family. 1678 01:31:34,599 --> 01:31:36,801 I only had myself. 1679 01:31:36,868 --> 01:31:38,002 [Shazam] I get it. 1680 01:31:38,069 --> 01:31:41,105 [panting] I get what that's like. 1681 01:31:42,941 --> 01:31:45,009 Feeling like you're all alone in the world. 1682 01:31:45,076 --> 01:31:46,744 Stand. 1683 01:31:46,811 --> 01:31:48,980 Feeling like there's that one thing, and if you could just find it, 1684 01:31:49,047 --> 01:31:51,216 then you'd finally be good enough. 1685 01:31:51,282 --> 01:31:52,250 Stand. 1686 01:31:54,919 --> 01:31:57,255 The champion's name. 1687 01:31:57,321 --> 01:31:58,190 [bangs staff] 1688 01:31:58,256 --> 01:31:59,223 Say it. 1689 01:32:03,194 --> 01:32:04,829 [wind howling] 1690 01:32:07,599 --> 01:32:09,768 [Seven Deadly Sins snarling] 1691 01:32:26,585 --> 01:32:28,286 Look, no offense, mister, 1692 01:32:28,352 --> 01:32:30,822 but I don't think these things have your best interest at heart. 1693 01:32:30,889 --> 01:32:34,192 [Lust] Don't listen to this child. 1694 01:32:34,258 --> 01:32:36,928 [Wrath] Take the staff. [snarls] 1695 01:32:36,995 --> 01:32:41,866 [Sloth] Hold it and say the champion's name. 1696 01:32:41,933 --> 01:32:44,001 They're using you. 1697 01:32:44,068 --> 01:32:46,604 You have to see that, that they are using you. 1698 01:32:46,671 --> 01:32:47,972 [Dr. Sivana] Say your name. 1699 01:32:51,410 --> 01:32:52,310 [Freddy] His name... 1700 01:32:53,578 --> 01:32:55,413 is Captain Sparklefingers. 1701 01:32:55,480 --> 01:32:57,815 And we're gonna keep throwing things at your big, 1702 01:32:57,882 --> 01:32:59,851 fat, ugly-eyed head, 1703 01:32:59,918 --> 01:33:01,986 until you let our brother go. 1704 01:33:19,203 --> 01:33:20,038 [Shazam grunts] 1705 01:33:21,205 --> 01:33:22,974 [both grunt] 1706 01:33:26,344 --> 01:33:28,480 Boy, am I glad I didn't sell that Batarang. 1707 01:33:28,547 --> 01:33:30,682 -Pedro, is that a lamp? -[Pedro] It's an ugly one. 1708 01:33:30,749 --> 01:33:32,484 [Shazam] Come on. Come on. Come on. 1709 01:33:32,551 --> 01:33:34,152 Guys, I appreciate the thought, 1710 01:33:34,218 --> 01:33:35,887 I really do, but I don't think your weapons are gonna help. 1711 01:33:35,954 --> 01:33:37,756 You can put 'em down now. 1712 01:33:39,290 --> 01:33:40,192 The door was right here. 1713 01:33:40,258 --> 01:33:42,094 Billy, how do we get outta here? 1714 01:33:42,160 --> 01:33:43,628 What, you think I know? I don't know. 1715 01:33:44,696 --> 01:33:45,563 This way! 1716 01:33:45,630 --> 01:33:47,031 Go, go, go. Follow Darla. 1717 01:33:47,098 --> 01:33:49,134 Good job, Darla. Go, go, go! 1718 01:33:49,200 --> 01:33:50,168 [Rosa] Kids? 1719 01:33:51,703 --> 01:33:53,338 Why is this open? 1720 01:33:53,405 --> 01:33:55,674 Freddy? Mary? 1721 01:33:59,043 --> 01:34:00,578 [Shazam] Pedro, Pedro, come on. 1722 01:34:00,645 --> 01:34:02,480 Freddy? Freddy, keep up. 1723 01:34:02,547 --> 01:34:04,015 Darla, stay in front. 1724 01:34:04,649 --> 01:34:05,950 We gotta hurry. 1725 01:34:14,225 --> 01:34:15,427 [grunts] 1726 01:34:16,561 --> 01:34:17,829 [Batarang clatters] 1727 01:34:23,301 --> 01:34:24,836 [all panting] 1728 01:34:29,508 --> 01:34:30,875 [Eugene and Darla] Whoa! 1729 01:34:31,743 --> 01:34:33,911 [Darla] So many doors. 1730 01:34:33,978 --> 01:34:36,814 One of these has to be a way out, right? 1731 01:34:36,881 --> 01:34:38,282 Yeah, I would hope so. 1732 01:34:46,691 --> 01:34:47,859 [creatures grunting] 1733 01:34:47,926 --> 01:34:49,327 [creatures hissing] 1734 01:34:52,497 --> 01:34:53,965 [creatures snarling] 1735 01:34:55,333 --> 01:34:56,334 Not this one. 1736 01:34:59,571 --> 01:35:01,172 [creature warbling] 1737 01:35:04,543 --> 01:35:05,710 [snarls] 1738 01:35:07,879 --> 01:35:10,182 -[creature roars] -[screams] 1739 01:35:10,248 --> 01:35:12,317 Okay, no more doors. Nobody open any more doors. 1740 01:35:12,383 --> 01:35:14,519 Come on, Billy. What are we gonna do? 1741 01:35:14,586 --> 01:35:16,020 Darla, I don't know. 1742 01:35:16,087 --> 01:35:17,955 Yes, you do. Just think. How'd you get out last time? 1743 01:35:18,022 --> 01:35:20,292 Uh, last time, I thought about the subway, and I was on the subway. 1744 01:35:20,358 --> 01:35:22,294 Okay. Then, Billy, look, think about the subway. 1745 01:35:22,360 --> 01:35:25,063 Think about any place except for here, okay? 1746 01:35:42,581 --> 01:35:44,516 [muffled music playing] 1747 01:35:46,384 --> 01:35:47,285 [people gasp] 1748 01:35:47,351 --> 01:35:48,753 [Shazam] Come on, come on, come on. 1749 01:35:48,820 --> 01:35:50,255 [Darla] Why are you covering my eyes? 1750 01:35:50,321 --> 01:35:53,024 Really? This is the first place you think of? Wow! 1751 01:35:53,091 --> 01:35:54,359 You're welcome! 1752 01:35:54,426 --> 01:35:55,927 [Darla] Why can't I see what's inside? 1753 01:35:55,994 --> 01:35:57,362 You are not old enough. 1754 01:35:57,429 --> 01:35:59,531 Old enough to know that was great music. 1755 01:36:00,364 --> 01:36:01,333 Not my thing. 1756 01:36:01,400 --> 01:36:02,334 Where's Freddy? 1757 01:36:02,401 --> 01:36:03,835 [Freddy] Yeah, you, too, Sriracha. 1758 01:36:03,902 --> 01:36:05,537 Hey, have a holly jolly Christmas. [laughs] 1759 01:36:05,604 --> 01:36:06,838 Freddy! What are you doing? 1760 01:36:06,905 --> 01:36:08,406 [stammers] Nice people. 1761 01:36:08,473 --> 01:36:09,841 Nice people? Come on. 1762 01:36:09,908 --> 01:36:11,409 Is that glitter? They have glitter! Can I get glitter? 1763 01:36:11,476 --> 01:36:12,644 [Mary] No, not from them. 1764 01:36:12,711 --> 01:36:13,745 [Darla] Please? 1765 01:36:13,812 --> 01:36:14,679 [Mary] No. 1766 01:36:14,746 --> 01:36:15,914 [people gasping] 1767 01:36:16,715 --> 01:36:17,915 [Mary] Darla. 1768 01:36:17,982 --> 01:36:19,317 [people exclaiming] 1769 01:36:20,318 --> 01:36:21,385 [exhales] 1770 01:36:22,687 --> 01:36:24,622 Go, go, go. Everybody, go! 1771 01:36:24,689 --> 01:36:26,191 Freddy? Freddy, Freddy. 1772 01:36:26,257 --> 01:36:27,992 One, two, three. Up, up. Up we go. 1773 01:36:33,965 --> 01:36:36,033 [Shazam pants] 1774 01:36:36,100 --> 01:36:37,802 Carnival, go! Go, Mary, go. 1775 01:36:37,869 --> 01:36:39,871 Come on, Pedro. Come on. 1776 01:36:44,843 --> 01:36:46,911 [indistinct chatter] 1777 01:36:51,450 --> 01:36:53,085 [Shazam] Don't run, but don't walk. Just be cool. 1778 01:36:53,151 --> 01:36:55,653 Act naturally, like kids naturally act in a carnival. 1779 01:36:55,720 --> 01:36:57,622 -He's not gonna look for us here. -[girl] Is that him? 1780 01:36:57,689 --> 01:36:59,557 -[boy 1] Oh, my God! -[boy 2] Dude, it's Zap-tain America! 1781 01:36:59,624 --> 01:37:01,326 -[boy 3] Power Boy! -[Freddy] He's an impersonator, okay? 1782 01:37:01,392 --> 01:37:02,994 Yeah, I'm an impersonator! I'm a fake version of myself. 1783 01:37:03,061 --> 01:37:04,028 Don't take pictures. 1784 01:37:04,095 --> 01:37:05,530 [crowd clamoring] 1785 01:37:06,364 --> 01:37:07,331 Shazam! 1786 01:37:14,606 --> 01:37:16,007 [man] Hey! Where'd he go? 1787 01:37:16,074 --> 01:37:17,609 [woman] What, is he invisible now? 1788 01:37:19,010 --> 01:37:20,512 [all panting] 1789 01:37:24,783 --> 01:37:27,619 Oh, man, I just spit on a baby! 1790 01:37:27,686 --> 01:37:28,920 [both laughing] 1791 01:37:28,987 --> 01:37:30,622 Yo, what is that? 1792 01:37:34,025 --> 01:37:35,460 [woman] Who is that guy? 1793 01:37:36,495 --> 01:37:38,630 Champion. 1794 01:37:38,697 --> 01:37:40,732 [indistinct chatter] 1795 01:37:40,799 --> 01:37:44,102 You don't deserve that name. 1796 01:37:44,168 --> 01:37:46,704 [man] See that? Look at that up there! 1797 01:37:46,771 --> 01:37:50,642 [Dr. Sivana] Hiding behind innocent people who will now die. 1798 01:37:52,310 --> 01:37:56,180 Because deep down you're still just a scared little boy. 1799 01:37:58,349 --> 01:37:59,984 Oh, no. 1800 01:38:01,052 --> 01:38:03,922 -Run! Run! -[panicked screaming] 1801 01:38:07,358 --> 01:38:08,427 [grunts] 1802 01:38:16,468 --> 01:38:19,071 -Oh! What do we do? -[stuttering] Just hold on! 1803 01:38:19,137 --> 01:38:20,972 -To what? -The bar, you idiot! 1804 01:38:21,039 --> 01:38:22,373 [grunting] 1805 01:38:30,014 --> 01:38:31,949 Well, you wanted me to be a hero. 1806 01:38:32,016 --> 01:38:33,218 Are you kidding? 1807 01:38:33,284 --> 01:38:35,087 Okay, no. Old guy's up there harboring 1808 01:38:35,153 --> 01:38:36,921 multiple spiritual entities. 1809 01:38:36,988 --> 01:38:38,556 Plus, he has the same powers as you. 1810 01:38:38,623 --> 01:38:40,525 Plus, I mean, he knows what he's doing. 1811 01:38:40,592 --> 01:38:42,093 Plus, I mean, you're my best friend. I don't want you to die. 1812 01:38:43,495 --> 01:38:46,364 If a superhero can't save his family, 1813 01:38:47,666 --> 01:38:48,700 he's not much of a hero. 1814 01:38:53,405 --> 01:38:54,973 That was a decent catchphrase. 1815 01:38:55,840 --> 01:38:57,008 Shazam! 1816 01:39:00,812 --> 01:39:02,013 [grunts] 1817 01:39:06,050 --> 01:39:07,652 Now, let's try this again. 1818 01:39:09,954 --> 01:39:11,322 [Dr. Sivana grunts] 1819 01:39:15,460 --> 01:39:16,327 [groans] 1820 01:39:22,000 --> 01:39:23,568 Or try that again! 1821 01:39:24,403 --> 01:39:25,537 [groans] 1822 01:39:31,710 --> 01:39:32,611 Billy, look out! 1823 01:39:35,714 --> 01:39:38,116 [Shazam] Laser eyes! Guys, he's got laser eyes! 1824 01:39:38,182 --> 01:39:40,485 Too bad your aim sucks balls! 1825 01:39:41,686 --> 01:39:43,121 [grunts] 1826 01:39:43,187 --> 01:39:45,957 -[snarling] -[Shazam screaming] 1827 01:39:46,024 --> 01:39:47,459 [Shazam grunts] 1828 01:39:50,228 --> 01:39:51,596 That's his power matrix. 1829 01:39:51,663 --> 01:39:52,964 His what-what? 1830 01:39:53,031 --> 01:39:56,268 When the demon guys leave his eye, he loses his powers. 1831 01:39:56,334 --> 01:39:58,136 That's why the Batarang hurt him. 1832 01:39:59,370 --> 01:40:00,072 Hey! 1833 01:40:00,138 --> 01:40:02,374 Over here! 1834 01:40:02,441 --> 01:40:04,209 -Wait. What are you doing? -Trust me. Divide and conquer. 1835 01:40:04,275 --> 01:40:05,810 We separate the Sins from the eye, 1836 01:40:05,877 --> 01:40:07,179 and he's just an old man. 1837 01:40:07,245 --> 01:40:08,680 Gather the mutts. 1838 01:40:08,747 --> 01:40:09,581 [bangs staff] 1839 01:40:13,017 --> 01:40:14,586 [Seven Deadly Sins snarling] 1840 01:40:22,226 --> 01:40:23,561 [Mary] Run! 1841 01:40:23,628 --> 01:40:25,163 [all panting] 1842 01:40:27,098 --> 01:40:29,367 [screaming] 1843 01:40:29,434 --> 01:40:31,670 -[Mary] Darla, no! -[Eugene screaming] 1844 01:40:32,571 --> 01:40:33,772 [roaring] 1845 01:40:37,476 --> 01:40:38,777 [panting] 1846 01:40:46,485 --> 01:40:48,253 [Shazam] Here. Take it. 1847 01:40:48,319 --> 01:40:50,222 Take it. It's for you. 1848 01:40:50,288 --> 01:40:51,756 Hold it tight. 1849 01:40:51,823 --> 01:40:54,992 Close your eyes. Everything's gonna be okay. 1850 01:40:55,059 --> 01:40:56,728 -Okay? -Mmm-hmm. 1851 01:40:57,529 --> 01:40:59,030 Okay. 1852 01:40:59,097 --> 01:41:00,665 [people screaming] 1853 01:41:04,569 --> 01:41:05,570 [snarls] 1854 01:41:18,249 --> 01:41:19,684 [Shazam groans] 1855 01:41:20,985 --> 01:41:22,286 [grunts] 1856 01:41:25,557 --> 01:41:27,526 -[Shazam straining] -[growling] 1857 01:41:29,060 --> 01:41:30,361 [Shazam yelling] 1858 01:41:34,332 --> 01:41:36,134 -[straining] -[snarls] 1859 01:41:37,135 --> 01:41:38,803 [roaring] 1860 01:41:38,870 --> 01:41:39,838 Shazam! 1861 01:41:43,542 --> 01:41:44,443 [roars] 1862 01:41:55,219 --> 01:41:56,655 [gasping] 1863 01:42:02,260 --> 01:42:03,795 [muffled] Shazam! 1864 01:42:08,867 --> 01:42:10,435 Playtime's over, boy. 1865 01:42:11,736 --> 01:42:13,338 Your friends can't help you anymore. 1866 01:42:13,405 --> 01:42:14,706 [muffled] Shazam! 1867 01:42:19,210 --> 01:42:20,579 -[Mary] Hey! -[cocks gun] 1868 01:42:39,297 --> 01:42:40,565 [snarling] 1869 01:42:40,632 --> 01:42:41,666 [gasps] 1870 01:42:47,238 --> 01:42:48,407 Shazam! 1871 01:43:00,384 --> 01:43:01,786 [Shazam panting] 1872 01:43:10,662 --> 01:43:12,930 -[children whimpering] -[Seven Deadly Sins snarling] 1873 01:43:12,997 --> 01:43:14,766 [Dr. Sivana] Nice trick. 1874 01:43:14,833 --> 01:43:16,234 Catchy. 1875 01:43:16,300 --> 01:43:18,203 One simple word. 1876 01:43:18,269 --> 01:43:19,971 I have a better trick. 1877 01:43:20,972 --> 01:43:22,240 Four words. 1878 01:43:22,306 --> 01:43:23,375 [snarling] 1879 01:43:23,442 --> 01:43:24,642 Kill the little girl. 1880 01:43:24,709 --> 01:43:27,546 -[all] Darla, no! -[Mary] Take me instead! 1881 01:43:29,313 --> 01:43:30,982 -[snarling] -[Darla whimpering] 1882 01:43:31,783 --> 01:43:32,784 Stop! 1883 01:43:34,486 --> 01:43:35,654 [Darla grunts] 1884 01:43:41,960 --> 01:43:43,361 [children groaning] 1885 01:43:48,032 --> 01:43:50,835 [Freddy] Billy, there's one more demon guy in his eye! 1886 01:43:50,902 --> 01:43:53,138 You gotta just rip it out of his face hole! [grunting] 1887 01:43:53,204 --> 01:43:54,406 It's where he gets his power. 1888 01:43:56,808 --> 01:43:57,776 [Mary grunts] 1889 01:43:58,877 --> 01:44:00,244 Reach for it. 1890 01:44:01,846 --> 01:44:02,714 I dare you. 1891 01:44:11,923 --> 01:44:13,324 Wise decision. 1892 01:44:15,427 --> 01:44:17,495 Hands on the staff. 1893 01:44:17,562 --> 01:44:19,764 [grunts] Billy, don't do this. Billy! 1894 01:44:19,831 --> 01:44:21,499 -[Mary] Billy. -[Eugene] Don't do it, Billy! 1895 01:44:21,566 --> 01:44:22,734 [Freddy] Don't! 1896 01:44:42,086 --> 01:44:43,421 [wizard] Say my name 1897 01:44:43,488 --> 01:44:45,557 so my power may flow through you. 1898 01:44:45,624 --> 01:44:48,726 I open my heart to you, Billy Batson. 1899 01:44:48,793 --> 01:44:53,131 And in so doing, choose you as champion. 1900 01:44:53,197 --> 01:44:56,834 With your heart, unlock your greatest power. 1901 01:44:56,901 --> 01:44:59,904 The thrones of our brothers and sisters await. 1902 01:45:05,376 --> 01:45:06,945 [both grunt] 1903 01:45:08,379 --> 01:45:09,481 All hands on deck. 1904 01:45:15,019 --> 01:45:16,354 Say my name. 1905 01:45:17,489 --> 01:45:18,990 [all] Billy! 1906 01:45:19,057 --> 01:45:20,458 No, not my name. 1907 01:45:20,525 --> 01:45:21,760 Say the name that I say to turn into this guy. 1908 01:45:23,094 --> 01:45:24,062 [all] Shazam! 1909 01:45:36,240 --> 01:45:37,509 [gasps] 1910 01:45:53,124 --> 01:45:54,526 [Super Hero Darla laughing] 1911 01:45:55,594 --> 01:45:57,128 [chuckles] 1912 01:45:58,930 --> 01:45:59,898 [gasps] 1913 01:46:02,967 --> 01:46:03,935 Guys. 1914 01:46:05,937 --> 01:46:06,905 What's happening? 1915 01:46:11,342 --> 01:46:12,677 I can fly! 1916 01:46:12,744 --> 01:46:14,112 [Super Hero Freddy laughing] 1917 01:46:17,516 --> 01:46:18,816 Guys. 1918 01:46:18,883 --> 01:46:21,085 -Check out these guns. -[gasps] 1919 01:46:22,086 --> 01:46:25,089 No. It's not possible. 1920 01:46:26,891 --> 01:46:30,061 [sighs] Gee-whiz, mister. Sorry I took your cane. 1921 01:46:30,128 --> 01:46:31,463 Do you want it back? 1922 01:46:33,732 --> 01:46:35,567 [Super Hero Darla] Guys, I don't believe in violence, 1923 01:46:35,634 --> 01:46:39,438 but I think we should kick this guy's butt, like, really hard. 1924 01:46:44,075 --> 01:46:45,477 Whoa! 1925 01:46:47,378 --> 01:46:48,647 [panting] 1926 01:46:50,815 --> 01:46:52,417 Guys, I think I can move really... 1927 01:46:53,317 --> 01:46:54,986 fast. 1928 01:46:55,053 --> 01:46:57,021 Hyper-speed! Check! 1929 01:47:04,328 --> 01:47:06,030 [Seven Deadly Sins snarling] 1930 01:47:06,097 --> 01:47:08,633 Billy! The eye! 1931 01:47:11,603 --> 01:47:13,438 [Shazam grunts] 1932 01:47:16,274 --> 01:47:17,442 Look out! 1933 01:47:17,509 --> 01:47:18,843 -[snarls] -[Super Hero Eugene yelps] 1934 01:47:19,578 --> 01:47:20,712 Whoa! 1935 01:47:22,180 --> 01:47:25,350 What? [grunting] 1936 01:47:25,417 --> 01:47:26,618 -[Super Hero Mary] What! -[Super Hero Freddy] Dude! 1937 01:47:26,685 --> 01:47:29,121 You almost exploded me. 1938 01:47:29,187 --> 01:47:31,022 -[snarling] -[Super Hero Pedro grunting] 1939 01:47:37,462 --> 01:47:38,563 [roars] 1940 01:47:55,614 --> 01:47:56,715 [grunts] 1941 01:48:01,686 --> 01:48:02,921 [panicked screaming] 1942 01:48:05,724 --> 01:48:07,659 -[growling] -[Super Hero Mary grunting] 1943 01:48:10,595 --> 01:48:12,063 [Super Hero Mary straining] 1944 01:48:14,699 --> 01:48:16,634 Dude, I've studied the fighting techniques 1945 01:48:16,701 --> 01:48:18,236 of every single superhero. 1946 01:48:19,504 --> 01:48:21,038 What do you got? 1947 01:48:21,105 --> 01:48:22,674 [roars] 1948 01:48:24,609 --> 01:48:26,478 Well, that's terrifying. 1949 01:48:26,545 --> 01:48:27,712 [growls] 1950 01:48:30,281 --> 01:48:31,750 [Super Hero Freddy yelping] 1951 01:49:00,178 --> 01:49:02,947 Enough games, boy. 1952 01:49:03,014 --> 01:49:04,783 You think a pack of children can... 1953 01:49:06,250 --> 01:49:08,052 [Dr. Sivana speaking faintly in the distance] 1954 01:49:08,119 --> 01:49:09,121 Wait, what? 1955 01:49:09,187 --> 01:49:11,489 [Dr. Sivana] You will beg for mercy 1956 01:49:11,556 --> 01:49:13,692 as I feast on your heart... 1957 01:49:14,358 --> 01:49:15,593 slow. 1958 01:49:15,660 --> 01:49:17,395 [Dr. Sivana continues speaking faintly] 1959 01:49:17,462 --> 01:49:20,432 Are you making some big evil guy speech right now or something? 1960 01:49:20,499 --> 01:49:24,136 You're, like, a mile away from me right now. There's cars and trucks. 1961 01:49:24,202 --> 01:49:27,172 I will have the world eating out of the palm of my hand... 1962 01:49:27,238 --> 01:49:29,807 All I see is mouth moving. I don't hear any... 1963 01:49:29,874 --> 01:49:33,645 Only I have the power to unleash... 1964 01:49:35,414 --> 01:49:36,815 Ah, whatever. Screw it. 1965 01:49:38,382 --> 01:49:40,151 [mimics fighting] 1966 01:49:45,289 --> 01:49:46,257 [boy gasps] 1967 01:49:53,798 --> 01:49:55,067 [gasps] 1968 01:49:55,133 --> 01:49:56,134 [whooping] 1969 01:50:00,705 --> 01:50:01,673 [growling] 1970 01:50:01,740 --> 01:50:02,907 [people screaming] 1971 01:50:07,612 --> 01:50:09,080 Oh, my gosh. Those people! 1972 01:50:10,849 --> 01:50:12,083 [girl screaming] 1973 01:50:17,155 --> 01:50:18,256 Hi! 1974 01:50:18,322 --> 01:50:19,691 Wow. I caught you. 1975 01:50:19,758 --> 01:50:21,192 [metal clanging] 1976 01:50:26,598 --> 01:50:27,932 [straining] 1977 01:50:31,002 --> 01:50:33,838 I got it. I got it. 1978 01:50:34,573 --> 01:50:36,107 [metal clanging] 1979 01:50:39,844 --> 01:50:41,813 Oh, my God. I do got it. 1980 01:50:43,247 --> 01:50:45,183 -[growling] -[both screaming] 1981 01:50:57,929 --> 01:50:59,497 You're not gonna believe this, 1982 01:50:59,564 --> 01:51:00,998 but you're actually the first villain I've ever fought. 1983 01:51:01,065 --> 01:51:03,000 It's kind of a huge deal for me. 1984 01:51:03,067 --> 01:51:04,068 [snarls] 1985 01:51:04,503 --> 01:51:05,937 [grunts] 1986 01:51:11,576 --> 01:51:12,744 [choking] 1987 01:51:13,612 --> 01:51:14,979 [Shazam screaming] 1988 01:51:16,981 --> 01:51:19,717 -[Christmas music playing] -Somebody help! 1989 01:51:19,784 --> 01:51:21,720 [screaming] 1990 01:51:22,587 --> 01:51:23,888 [snarls] 1991 01:51:28,527 --> 01:51:29,861 [shouts indistinctly] 1992 01:51:33,598 --> 01:51:37,502 -[both panting] -Hi. Wow. It's really you. 1993 01:51:37,569 --> 01:51:40,638 My name is Darla, and I've been really good. 1994 01:51:40,705 --> 01:51:41,773 What? 1995 01:51:43,141 --> 01:51:44,175 [roaring] 1996 01:51:45,710 --> 01:51:47,011 Oh, crap. 1997 01:51:48,447 --> 01:51:49,347 No, no, no. 1998 01:51:49,414 --> 01:51:50,381 No, no. No! 1999 01:51:51,483 --> 01:51:52,784 [groans] 2000 01:51:56,320 --> 01:51:57,288 [growls] 2001 01:52:05,897 --> 01:52:07,432 [people screaming] 2002 01:52:08,433 --> 01:52:09,967 [both] No! No, no. 2003 01:52:10,034 --> 01:52:11,803 [Brett and Burke screaming] 2004 01:52:18,076 --> 01:52:19,344 [Burke] Oh, my God! 2005 01:52:19,411 --> 01:52:21,079 [Brett] Is he giving us suitcase wedgies? 2006 01:52:23,682 --> 01:52:25,116 [both grunting] 2007 01:52:36,995 --> 01:52:38,830 [Shazam screaming] 2008 01:52:40,432 --> 01:52:41,265 [groans] 2009 01:52:45,604 --> 01:52:46,905 [groaning] 2010 01:52:55,313 --> 01:52:57,982 [sirens wailing in distance] 2011 01:52:58,049 --> 01:53:01,086 So this is, like, the Seven Deadly Sins, right? 2012 01:53:01,152 --> 01:53:03,488 I mean, I've never been great at math, 2013 01:53:03,555 --> 01:53:06,591 but, uh, the big, angry one, that's Wrath, yeah? 2014 01:53:06,658 --> 01:53:09,494 And then Gluttony, obvi. 2015 01:53:09,561 --> 01:53:12,730 Pride, Greed, Sloth, Lust, 2016 01:53:12,797 --> 01:53:17,169 who I thought was gonna be way hotter, if I'm being honest. 2017 01:53:17,235 --> 01:53:20,305 But that's only six. Where's lucky number seven? 2018 01:53:20,371 --> 01:53:22,540 Where's little man? Where's Envy? 2019 01:53:22,607 --> 01:53:25,543 Is he just scared of me and my family because we're so awesome? 2020 01:53:25,610 --> 01:53:27,112 Because I get that. 2021 01:53:27,178 --> 01:53:29,214 Like, the other sins, they get to come out and fight 2022 01:53:29,280 --> 01:53:31,383 because they're big and strong and scary. 2023 01:53:31,450 --> 01:53:32,484 But Envy... 2024 01:53:33,818 --> 01:53:35,353 he's just the runt. 2025 01:53:37,489 --> 01:53:38,490 [Envy growls] 2026 01:53:47,699 --> 01:53:50,935 And that's why all the other sins never invite him out to play, man. 2027 01:53:51,002 --> 01:53:53,505 Because they all know who'd win. 2028 01:53:53,572 --> 01:53:59,177 And it's not weak, worthless, ugly Envy. 2029 01:54:01,413 --> 01:54:02,914 [growling] 2030 01:54:03,982 --> 01:54:05,417 [Dr. Sivana screaming] 2031 01:54:11,590 --> 01:54:13,458 [grunting] 2032 01:54:17,396 --> 01:54:18,596 [snarls] 2033 01:54:18,663 --> 01:54:20,331 [Shazam grunting] 2034 01:54:25,203 --> 01:54:27,372 -Gotcha. -[snarling] 2035 01:54:27,439 --> 01:54:28,407 Shazam! 2036 01:54:29,508 --> 01:54:30,374 [Shazam grunts] 2037 01:54:31,676 --> 01:54:33,445 [screaming] 2038 01:54:33,512 --> 01:54:34,613 [panting] 2039 01:54:35,514 --> 01:54:36,548 Shazam! 2040 01:54:37,816 --> 01:54:39,283 [continues screaming] 2041 01:54:42,854 --> 01:54:44,255 [Dr. Sivana groaning] 2042 01:54:47,158 --> 01:54:49,127 Ready to go round up your buddies? 2043 01:54:56,535 --> 01:54:57,536 [snarls] 2044 01:55:01,039 --> 01:55:02,340 [roars] 2045 01:55:08,647 --> 01:55:10,348 -[Shazam grunts] -[groans] 2046 01:55:12,684 --> 01:55:14,419 [Shazam grunting] 2047 01:55:18,222 --> 01:55:21,392 [breathing heavily] No. No! 2048 01:55:26,130 --> 01:55:27,566 [Super Hero Darla grunting] 2049 01:55:31,235 --> 01:55:33,037 [Super Hero Mary sighs] 2050 01:55:33,104 --> 01:55:35,339 [both grunting] 2051 01:55:39,944 --> 01:55:41,345 [snarling] 2052 01:55:45,016 --> 01:55:46,451 [Shazam straining] 2053 01:55:48,853 --> 01:55:51,189 [grunts] 2054 01:55:51,255 --> 01:55:53,591 -Here's the thing about power. -[Dr. Sivana groaning] 2055 01:55:53,658 --> 01:55:57,596 What good's power, if you got nobody to share it with? 2056 01:55:59,130 --> 01:56:00,732 -[Super Hero Mary] Nice. -[Shazam] Ta-da! 2057 01:56:00,799 --> 01:56:02,867 -That's disgusting. -[in a deep voice] Fatality. 2058 01:56:02,934 --> 01:56:04,502 [all laughing] 2059 01:56:04,569 --> 01:56:05,837 [in normal voice] I got the voice. 2060 01:56:05,904 --> 01:56:07,271 [laughs] 2061 01:56:09,608 --> 01:56:10,308 What's that? 2062 01:56:10,374 --> 01:56:12,143 [voices whispering] 2063 01:56:16,180 --> 01:56:18,483 I can have anything I've ever wanted? 2064 01:56:22,186 --> 01:56:23,621 -Billy. -[all protesting] 2065 01:56:23,688 --> 01:56:25,390 [both] No, no, no! 2066 01:56:25,457 --> 01:56:26,724 -[Super Hero Darla] Stop it! -[Super Hero Pedro] Don't look at that! 2067 01:56:26,791 --> 01:56:28,193 [all] Billy, don't do it! 2068 01:56:28,259 --> 01:56:30,195 Ah! [laughing] 2069 01:56:30,261 --> 01:56:32,430 -You should hear yourselves! -Not funny. 2070 01:56:32,497 --> 01:56:34,732 You think I'm gonna put a demon ball in my head? 2071 01:56:34,799 --> 01:56:36,368 That's disgusting. 2072 01:56:36,435 --> 01:56:38,103 That's funny. That's pretty funny. You got me going. 2073 01:56:38,169 --> 01:56:39,771 -You got me going. -Uh... Guys. 2074 01:56:39,838 --> 01:56:42,006 -[people chattering] -[Shazam laughing] 2075 01:56:42,974 --> 01:56:43,875 What? 2076 01:56:43,942 --> 01:56:45,710 [people applauding] 2077 01:56:45,777 --> 01:56:47,612 Oh. Hey. 2078 01:56:47,679 --> 01:56:50,715 [Super Hero Darla] Oh, wow. [chuckles] 2079 01:56:50,782 --> 01:56:52,617 [Super Hero Darla and Shazam exclaim] 2080 01:56:52,684 --> 01:56:55,019 [crowd cheering] 2081 01:56:55,086 --> 01:56:56,621 -[people applauding] -[laughing] 2082 01:56:57,856 --> 01:56:59,124 All right, we did it! 2083 01:56:59,190 --> 01:57:03,361 Hey, all right, yeah! We did it! 2084 01:57:04,262 --> 01:57:06,798 We did it! [laughs] 2085 01:57:06,865 --> 01:57:09,801 Hey, you guys are all safe. There's no more danger anymore. 2086 01:57:09,868 --> 01:57:12,337 -We're fine. It's okay. -All right, all right, all right. 2087 01:57:12,404 --> 01:57:13,671 [Super Hero Pedro] We're good. 2088 01:57:13,738 --> 01:57:16,274 -[cheering continues] -[whooping] 2089 01:57:23,748 --> 01:57:25,650 [Shazam] You sure this is gonna work? 2090 01:57:27,285 --> 01:57:28,886 [Super Hero Freddy] Told ya. 2091 01:57:28,953 --> 01:57:30,288 [Super Hero Mary] Whoa! 2092 01:57:31,956 --> 01:57:33,191 [Super Hero Freddy] Whoa! 2093 01:57:42,033 --> 01:57:43,334 [laughter] 2094 01:57:47,606 --> 01:57:49,174 You guys know what this place is, right? 2095 01:57:49,240 --> 01:57:52,344 A dark, haunted cave with demon statues. 2096 01:57:52,411 --> 01:57:55,313 Well, yes, but also... 2097 01:57:57,381 --> 01:58:01,018 [gasps] Lair! We got a lair! 2098 01:58:01,085 --> 01:58:02,287 -[softly] Lair. -Yeah. 2099 01:58:02,353 --> 01:58:03,621 -[Shazam laughing] -No, you right. 2100 01:58:03,688 --> 01:58:05,223 -[Super Hero Mary laughs] -We got a lair. 2101 01:58:07,025 --> 01:58:09,094 What's a lair? 2102 01:58:09,160 --> 01:58:10,762 And thanks to six superheroes, 2103 01:58:10,829 --> 01:58:12,764 citizens are back in their homes, 2104 01:58:12,831 --> 01:58:14,899 safe again with their families. 2105 01:58:14,966 --> 01:58:17,535 And here with an eyewitness account of the events... 2106 01:58:17,602 --> 01:58:20,004 It was [bleep] crazy, man! 2107 01:58:20,071 --> 01:58:21,806 Creatures from [bleep] hell! 2108 01:58:21,873 --> 01:58:24,542 Lightning coming out of everyone's [bleep] everything! 2109 01:58:24,609 --> 01:58:27,412 And that is not [bleep] cool, man! 2110 01:58:27,479 --> 01:58:29,514 [Freddy] So, first day as a superhero. 2111 01:58:29,581 --> 01:58:32,617 [Eugene] Automatic top spot for best ever. 2112 01:58:32,684 --> 01:58:34,619 The man shattered the glass noodle ceiling. 2113 01:58:34,686 --> 01:58:36,854 -No. That's racist. -[Eugene] Not if I say it. 2114 01:58:36,921 --> 01:58:38,590 Guys. 2115 01:58:38,657 --> 01:58:40,192 -All hands on deck. -[Eugene] Oh! 2116 01:58:40,258 --> 01:58:41,526 [laughing] 2117 01:58:42,727 --> 01:58:44,796 [Rosa] Wait, wait, wait. [laughs] 2118 01:58:44,863 --> 01:58:45,897 Wait. 2119 01:58:45,964 --> 01:58:47,432 Thank you for this food. 2120 01:58:47,499 --> 01:58:49,534 Thank you for this day. 2121 01:58:49,601 --> 01:58:51,636 Thank you for this family. 2122 01:58:51,703 --> 01:58:54,038 I thought maybe this time I'd stay. 2123 01:58:54,105 --> 01:58:55,240 [Victor chuckles] 2124 01:58:55,306 --> 01:58:57,542 I mean, after all, 2125 01:58:58,176 --> 01:58:59,277 I'm home. 2126 01:59:03,247 --> 01:59:04,583 [chuckles] 2127 01:59:05,484 --> 01:59:06,918 [indistinct chatter] 2128 01:59:10,889 --> 01:59:11,856 [laughter] 2129 01:59:14,826 --> 01:59:16,227 [students chattering] 2130 01:59:31,175 --> 01:59:32,944 [girl] He better not sit at our table. 2131 01:59:36,648 --> 01:59:37,716 Nope! 2132 01:59:39,951 --> 01:59:40,919 Okay. 2133 01:59:44,423 --> 01:59:45,790 What are you doing? 2134 01:59:45,857 --> 01:59:48,093 Waiting for your imaginary BFF to show up? 2135 01:59:48,159 --> 01:59:49,527 [Burke] Yeah. 2136 01:59:49,594 --> 01:59:50,729 [grunts] 2137 01:59:58,036 --> 01:59:59,304 What are you guys doing here? 2138 01:59:59,370 --> 02:00:00,772 Well, we're having lunch with you. 2139 02:00:00,839 --> 02:00:02,707 But you guys have different lunch periods. 2140 02:00:02,774 --> 02:00:06,144 Well, we made a very special arrangement. 2141 02:00:06,210 --> 02:00:09,747 -Darla, what's going on? -[mouth full] Why are you asking me? 2142 02:00:09,814 --> 02:00:10,848 Freddy Freeman. 2143 02:00:10,915 --> 02:00:11,916 [students gasp] 2144 02:00:13,184 --> 02:00:14,786 This guy 2145 02:00:14,853 --> 02:00:18,456 taught me everything I know about being a dope superhero. 2146 02:00:18,523 --> 02:00:20,725 True story. You should get some pointers from him. 2147 02:00:20,792 --> 02:00:25,197 What's going on, my best bud in the whole world? 2148 02:00:25,263 --> 02:00:29,934 And also new kids that I'm meeting for the first time but seem very cool? 2149 02:00:30,001 --> 02:00:31,336 Uh... [chuckles] 2150 02:00:31,403 --> 02:00:34,005 I invited another friend. I hope that's okay. 2151 02:00:36,307 --> 02:00:37,809 [students gasping] 2152 02:00:41,045 --> 02:00:42,313 [gasps loudly] 2153 02:03:28,847 --> 02:03:30,582 [Dr. Sivana grunting] 2154 02:03:30,649 --> 02:03:35,487 Sun of Ra. 2155 02:03:36,254 --> 02:03:42,727 Ouroboros. 2156 02:03:42,794 --> 02:03:44,529 [breathing heavily] 2157 02:03:44,596 --> 02:03:48,233 Solomon's... 2158 02:03:48,299 --> 02:03:50,902 Knot. 2159 02:03:57,375 --> 02:03:59,911 -[pencil breaks] -[groans] 2160 02:03:59,978 --> 02:04:01,813 [screaming] 2161 02:04:01,880 --> 02:04:05,450 No! No! 2162 02:04:05,517 --> 02:04:07,452 [panting] 2163 02:04:09,187 --> 02:04:11,523 [voice laughing] 2164 02:04:11,590 --> 02:04:14,292 [voice on speaker] Primitive symbols. 2165 02:04:14,358 --> 02:04:19,864 You walking, talking monkeys with your cave drawings. 2166 02:04:19,931 --> 02:04:24,202 You assume there's only one way to gain magic. 2167 02:04:24,268 --> 02:04:27,038 No, no, no. 2168 02:04:27,105 --> 02:04:30,208 There are more ways than a mind can imagine. 2169 02:04:31,309 --> 02:04:33,010 What in God's name? 2170 02:04:33,077 --> 02:04:37,449 I name the gods, Doctor. Not the other way around. 2171 02:04:37,516 --> 02:04:40,885 Oh, what fun we're going to have together. 2172 02:04:40,952 --> 02:04:45,290 The Seven Realms are about to be ours. 2173 02:04:45,356 --> 02:04:46,991 [laughing] 2174 02:11:08,407 --> 02:11:09,574 [shushing] 2175 02:11:11,342 --> 02:11:13,945 Don't beat yourself up, buddy. You're gonna find someone. 2176 02:11:14,646 --> 02:11:16,248 [laughs] Yeah, I'm sure. 2177 02:11:16,314 --> 02:11:18,783 Because there's plenty of fish in the sea. 2178 02:11:18,850 --> 02:11:20,252 [laughs] 2179 02:11:20,318 --> 02:11:22,220 Of course it's not real. I can't talk to fish. 2180 02:11:22,286 --> 02:11:24,756 Even if I could, I mean, honestly, what could we do with that that's cool? 2181 02:11:24,823 --> 02:11:29,227 [scoffs] I don't know, maybe command an army of billions in the ocean. 2182 02:11:29,293 --> 02:11:32,597 Oh, yeah. Well, that's not that cool. 150840