All language subtitles for SDOACG-S02E01

HANNAH:
Escort, hooker, prostitute,

whore, I don't mind
what you call me.

That's just semantics.

WOMAN (on phone):
My phone's been ringing
off the hook with clients

wanting to see you.

Keep life and job separate.

Hannah, Belle,

and never the twain shall meet.

Can't even tell my best friend
Ben what I do for a living.

I asked Vanessa to marry me.
Why didn't you tell me?

BEN:
I didn't tell you about this,
yeah,

but you didn't tell me
anything.

I just don't understand
what's going on.

I'm a private person.

So why do I do it?

I love sex

and I love money.

WOMAN (on phone):
Two lovely new gentlemen

for you today.

[man neighs]

HANNAH:
I have an agent.

She vets all my clients.

Shall we?

WOMAN (on phone):
42, architect.

You interested?

I've paid for you.

Take your clothes off.

What are you doing,
sending me guys like that?

Some girls are too sensitive

for this kind of work.

MAN:
There's a call for you

on our emergency line.

Why did my sis go and wait
till I was this close

to having the best sex ever?

Look at you,
Hannah.

Blimey.

Hello, stranger.
Hello.

Wow.
I was at work.

What is it?
We've always known it was a boy.

Are you working
as a prostitute?

I'm just not the kind of girl
who has a normal job.

I'm still your mate.
[laughter]

HANNAH:
I'm leaving the agency.

BEN:
So what are you now?

An independent escort.

I still don't understand it.

Why don't you let me see
for myself?

Come on,
Hannah.

It's Belle.

I've called it off.

We're not getting married.

[upbeat theme playing]

♪ ♪

[horn blows]

HANNAH:
Rush hour in London.

When work's over
for everyone else,

it's just starting for me.

Aren't we all going through
the motions for money?

Aren't we all whoring ourselves
for the man?

Of course not.

I'm literally whoring myself.

But it's different.

Welcome back. I missed you.

HANNAH:
I get a rush from this job

that I wouldn't get
from a normal job.

I have a number,
a place to meet-- A hotel bar.

--and a name:

Alex.

Anything could happen.

[both sigh]

All right?

Yes, thanks.

[both chuckle]

[clears throat]

I'm Alex.

Hi, I'm Belle.

Would you like to buy me
a drink?

Uh, a-absolutely.

Uh, a glass of wine?
Whatever you're having.

Okay. Um, a glass
of the same, please.

The envelope.

Some men find it awkward
handing over money.

They want it to feel
like a real date,

so it's best
just to get it out the way.

There you go.

Thank you.

ALEX:
No, no, um, I'm just over today
for the interview.

Um, I actually live
in Dublin.

And you're an anesthetist? Wow.

Heh.
It's just a registrar position.

And you're staying here?

They pay for the room
when you have the interview,

so I thought,
"Make the most of it. Why not?"

Can I see it?

[chuckles]

Now?

Unless you'd rather not.

No, no, no. I-- I would love
for you to see my room.

Good.

[romantic theme playing]

Uh...

[chuckles]

So--? So what sort of thing
do you do?

[whispering]
We'll talk about that
in a minute.

I'm just gonna use
your bathroom.

Okay.

[door opens, closes]

[whispers]
I am moving to fucking London.

HANNAH:
I always run the tap
when I'm in the toilet.

[sighs]

Don't wanna ruin the mystique.

Oh, and I never count the cash
in front of the clients.

It's only polite.

[mysterious theme playing]

♪ ♪

Fuck.

[cell phone ringing]

Fuck!

Hello?

MAN (on phone):
Hello, Belle, it's, um, Alex.

Uh, I don't know if there's
been some kind of problem,

but I distinctly remember
telling you to wait in the bar.

Where are you?

Hi.
Hey.

Sorry, it's been, uh--
It's been nice.

Thanks for showing me
your room.

I'm afraid I have to--
S-see you later.

I'm, uh...

HANNAH:
Bye.

[door closes]

Bye.

Wrong Alex. Shit.

Wrong Alex.

Uh, Belle, I take it?

I'm so sorry, Alex?

Mm-hm. Uh, good evening.

HANNAH:
I thought you were meeting me
in the bar.

I told you to wait in the bar,
and I would be in touch.

Sorry,
there was a misunderstanding.

I haven't got long.

I'd like you to put that on,

and then I'll go through
what it is I'd like.

[Dusty Springfield's "Spooky"
playing]

♪ In the cool of the evening ♪

♪ When everything
Is getting kind of groovy ♪

♪ You call me up and ask me ♪

♪ Would I like to go with you
and see a movie? ♪

[woman speaking indistinctly]

♪ First I say, "No, I've got
Some plans for tonight" ♪

♪ And then I stop
and say, "All right" ♪

[sighs]

[upbeat theme playing]

♪ ♪

WOMAN:
Sorry, I'm such a pillock.

I'm still lost.

Are you sure
you know where you live?

BELLE (on phone):
No, I'm sorry. You're too late.

I-I might be able
to do tomorrow,

but, you know,
if you wanna do this job,

the first thing you need
to learn is punctuality.

I'm so sorry.
All right. Bye.

[door buzzes]

Sometimes I get these e-mails
from women

asking if they should
become escorts and I'm like,

"I don't know, make your own
decisions, live your own lives."

Yeah. Hello?

Uh, my name's Kai Felton,

and you will want to hear
what I've got to say.

I have no idea
who this bloke is.

Yeah, well, fair enough. He is
a Liberal Democrat after all.

Uh, I'm in a rush.

Well, I'll be quick.

Fifteen thousand for your story,
depending on the details.

Look, I'm on my way out,
and I'm not particularly happy

about some bloke turning up
and calling me a prostitute.

Well, I'm sure you like to think
of yourself as a call girl.

Thanks, I'm sure you think
of yourself as a journalist.

[chuckles]

If you change your mind,
I'd appreciate it.

You've got the wrong girl, mate.
The amount is negotiable.

Come on.

In this job,
discretion is everything.

I'm a firm believer
in having a private life.

MAN:
Where to, love?

Home.

CHOIR:
♪ And did those feet ♪

♪ In ancient time ♪

♪ Walk upon England's
mountains green? ♪

♪ And was the Holy
Lamb of God... ♪

This is so typical.

She'll be here in a minute.
Don't let it ruin your day.

[groans]

[ducks quacking]

VICAR:
The grace of our Lord,

Jesus Christ,
the love of God

and the fellowship
of the Holy Spirit

be with you all.

ALL:
And also with you.

Sorry, Dad.

I told them
you'd be late.

VICAR:
Parents and godparents,

the church receives
this child with joy.

Following Christ
means dying to sin

and rising to new life with him.

Therefore, I ask--

You made it.

Sorry.

[sighs]

Divine intervention.

[chuckles]

Do you reject the devil

and all rebellion against God?

MAN:
I reject them.

I reject them.

Do you renounce the deceit

and corruption of evil?

[gasps]

BOTH:
I renounce them.

Do you repent of the sins
that separate us from God

and neighbor?

HANNAH:
Here we go.

Mm-hm.

[moaning]

BELLE & MAN:
I repent of them.

Do you turn to Christ
as savior?

[cell phone ringing]

That's probably him now.

[both chuckle]

Oh, I turn to Christ.

And thanks to all of you
for coming out here today.

Even those of you
who only just made it.

Oh, no, actually,
that's just Hannah.

[all chuckle]

Um, so for those of you
wondering what this is,

what we thought would be nice
is that each of these petals

represents the hopes and dreams
for our baby Ollie.

So if you have any sort of wish
or thought for his future,

we'd like you
to come over later,

and take one of the petals,
and drop it into the crib.

[all sigh, chuckle]

[all sigh, chuckle]

WOMAN:
Okay, everyone,

so enjoy the food and drink
and the decorations.

[applause]

Did that make you wanna
throw up?

Ben. Heh-heh.
I didn't know you were coming.

We're only round the corner now,
aren't we?

Hello, Blossie.
Oh, hello, dear.

Oh, look at you.

You're so thin.

[scoffs, chuckles]

Is this your boyfriend?

Uh, this is
my friend, Ben.

Hi, Auntie Bloss.

Oh, you used to be
her boyfriend.

Yeah, a long time ago.

I'm, uh, just gonna go
over there.

I won't be a second.
Excuse me.

BLOSSOM:
Look at her.

She could be a model, that one,

in one of those catalogues.

Yeah, she could.

I don't buy from catalogues
anymore.

No, me neither.

They're all owned by Jews.

HANNAH:
I seem to find
social gatherings harder

than I used to.

People talk about two things:

relationships, which I avoid
for obvious reasons,

or work, which I avoid
for obvious reasons.

Who knows?
Maybe I should've told them.

Maybe they'd be fine with it.

You didn't bring anyone, then?

No. You know what it's like,
Dad.

Relationships, prostitution--

Yeah, yeah, of course. Is there
much money in that, then?

[scoffs]

Do you kiss on the mouth, then?

Yeah, of course.
That's just a myth.

Well, I can recite
the whole of Pretty Woman.

HANNAH:
I said I'm a prostitute, auntie.

I heard you the first time,
dear.

We've all had our fair share
of cock.

It's nothing to shout about.

HANNAH:
Yeah, maybe not.

So how's life
in the Home Counties?

Good, actually.

How's, uh, prostitution?
Yeah, same old.

[chuckles]

I'm gonna get going
in a bit.

Why?

Oh, I promised Vanessa
I wouldn't stay too long.

[imitates whip cracking]

[chuckles]

Fuck off.
I cancelled our wedding.

She's entitled to be
pissed off with me.

And to insist you move out
of London?

You want a lift later?

No, it's all right. You're going
in the opposite direction.

[chuckles]

I see what you did there.

Yeah, you like that?
Nice, subtle.

Come on, they're about to
do the thing.

[sighs]

HANNAH:
Here we go.

Time to be fairy godmother. Heh.

[sighs]

[people gasp]

[sighs]

[whispers]:
I think you just shattered
their child's hopes and dreams.

[upbeat theme playing]

♪ ♪

Oh, shit.

Mate, can we go through
central London, please?

Hi.

Hello.

Um, I was just returning this.

Oh, thank God. Thank God.
I thought I was going mad.

I didn't know if you'd
still be here. They said--

I can't really go anywhere
without this, can I?

No. I'm so sorry.

I-I didn't even know
it was in my bag.

It's okay. I was on my way
to the passport office.

No. Oh.
Yeah. Yeah.

No, this is a relief,
thank you.

Forgive me for saying this,

but you're a bit fucking nuts,
aren't you?

No. Well, maybe.
I don't know. I've, um--

I've had
a really weird day, so...

Do you wanna go for a drink?

[chuckles]

I changed my flight
to tomorrow.

I don't think so.
I've got a taxi waiting.

Okay.
See you.

Um, give me your number.

[chuckles]

In case you've stolen
something else from me

while we've been talking.
Hmm.

Look, you've inconvenienced me.
You owe me.

There.

[sighs]

[pen scratching]

Hannah.
I thought your name was Belle?

Oh, yeah, that's--

[clears throat]

That's what my friends call me,

because that's my nickname.

Oh.

Bye.

Okay. B-b-bye.

Bye.

[upbeat theme playing]

♪ ♪

WOMAN:
Well, I just wanted to get

your advice, really, 'cause
like I said in my e-mails,

I've been thinking about
getting into it for ages now.

I mean, I've done
a bit in films,

my brother's friend in this
porn film thing that he did.

Right.

I love your website, by the way.

You're so clever and sorted.

Well, I should say that
obviously there are downsides.

Relationships become impossible,
you work strange hours,

you lie to people all the time.

Oh, I do that anyway.

Well... Heh.

Oh, I've come up with a name.

I wanna be called Bambi,

'cause that's what people
used to call me in school.

Bambi. Right, because you're
quite doe-eyed?

No, it's 'cause my mum got shot.

Oh, my God.
I'm-- I'm so sorry.

No, I'm only joking.

[giggling]

Well, why do you wanna
escort, Bambi?

Money. What about you?

What about me what?

BAMBI:
Why?

Well, um...

Sorry, ladies.
Can I have a word?

This is me
going to a christening.

Heh! Well,
it's out of my hands now.

My editor wants to print
the story tomorrow,

that Farringdon's had escorts
up to his room, but--

And this is being generous.

I can get you 20 for your side
of the story,

all the stuff he likes.

Have you been following me?

This way, we can show him
for what he is. A hypocrite.

And it'll be
all sympathy for you.

All from your point of view.

You know, all the things
that forced you into this.

Oh, really?
Yeah, people will like you.

You're paying your way
through university.

I've been to fucking university.

Where you've learned
such pretty language.

[cell phone ringing]

Hi, Belle's phone.

Oh, I-I don't know. Hang on.

Hi, this is Bambi.

I'm taking care of Belle's
clients while she's away.

Look, I'm giving you
a chance.

"He made me do this,
he made me do that."

My editor wants to run
this photo of you.

It's gonna be
out tomorrow anyway,

so be in control of it, eh?

You're a clever girl.

Yeah, sure. That's fine, David.

Okay, see you tomorrow.

[upbeat rock theme playing]

♪ ♪

BAMBI:
You all right?

What's gone on?

MAN (on TV):
And we must look forward,

not backwards
as the Tories are.

The Liberal Democrats
are the only party

who are truly embracing
a new Britain,

and I want to lead that party
into the next decade.

HANNAH:
When a scandal breaks,

everyone thinks about
the celebrity being exposed.

We don't really think
about the woman

and what it means for her.

This government has gotta go
straight into the bin.

[applause]

[ringing]

Hello?
ALEX (on phone): Hannah,

it's Alex.

Oh, h-h-hello.

Is this a--?
Is this a bad time?

Uh, no. No, how are you?

I'm great.

I'm great. I got that job.

Decided to move to London.
Oh, did you?

That's great.
Yeah.

How are you?

Yeah, you know-- Heh.

What you been up to? Heh.

Um, I went...

to a christening.

Really? That's nice.

Not really.
I think I pissed my sister off.

Sisters. Fuck 'em.

Send her some flowers.
Sisters love that shit, yeah.

Interflora saved my life
a thousand times.

Heh. Okay, maybe I will.

Um, I was wondering

if you wanted to go
for a drink sometime?

Uh...

Heh. Well, you've got
my number now.

Yeah. Alex, I--

I don't-- I don't know.

Okay.

Why don't you see
if you still want to tomorrow?

[chuckles]

Why, what's going on tomorrow?

Just ring me
if you still want to.

Bye.

[line clicks]

[somber rock theme playing]

♪ ♪

[sighs]

[sighs]

[doorbell rings]

Patrick,
will you get the paper?

Yes, love.

PATRICK:
Jackie, come and look at this!

What?

Your sister.

She got you these.

[both chuckle]

They found someone else.

Unbelievable.

HANNAH:
You're never entirely safe
in this job.

So there's no story today.

Who's to say there won't be
one tomorrow?

It's more than
the obvious danger

of walking into a room
with a man you don't know.

There's the danger of
two carefully constructed lives

crashing into each other.

[ringing]

Hello?

ALEX (on phone):
Hannah, it's Alex.

HANNAH:
These days I can get ready
for a client in my sleep.

They like big hair.
Big breasts.

MAN:
This will give you some idea

of where the incisions would be.

HANNAH:
And a big smile.

What do you do?

HANNAH:
But you can't fake everything.

[upbeat horn theme playing]