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THE INCONSOLABLE WIDOW THANKS ALL THOSE WHO CONSOLED HER

Take your time, Think of your wife.

When I think of you, I can't wait.

Yes. And when I think of you, I can't wait to...

Since the late Salvatore Santonocito did not leave a will,...

...Article 544 of the Civil Code is automatically invoked...

... which says the following: "If there are no legitimate children ...

...the legitimate heirs of the deceased will take possession of all assets...

... while the wife shall receive five-twelfths of the fine fruit produced on the estate."

- Bullshit. - That's the law, ma'am.

- Okay. It's your turn to talk, lawyer. - Calm down, ma'am.

We cannot object to Article 544.

- "The law is hard, but it's the law." - Hard or soft, it's an unjust law.

Why is it unjust, madam? In my opinion it's fair.

Don't you think it's right that my late brother should take care of his relatives?

After all, we have the same blood ...

- Should he leave everything to a stranger? - That's what you call her?

A beautiful young wife who gave her body to that old goat.

- Mama, please! - You shut up.

It's not fair to leave the widow with the pit of the fruit...

...after another has enjoyed the sweetness of its ripened flesh.

- Ah... a peach... - Shut up, Nico!

Fruit has nothing to do with it, Mr. Notary. The fruit has already been paid for.

- What? With pennies? - Enough with the fruit and the pennies!

Do you think you're in the marketplace? I'm not for sale. Good-bye!

Please, lady. Your presence is necessary.

- Wait, Caterina. - Where are you going?

- To show Caterina out. - You want to go now?

Are you crazy? What kind of lawyer are you? Speak up.

Yes, of course. I must make an announcement.

We must follow all the legal regulations governing inheritance.

Exactly. As I've stated, Article 544 explains matters quite clearly, right?

Yes. Dear Notary, but one instance was not considered.

What instance, lawyer?

Come on, lawyer, tell him. What are you waiting for?

If the consort is expecting a child.

- A child? - A child?

Yes, a child. Finally, he said it.

- But Mama, I ... - You be quiet. Let the lawyer talk.

- That's absurd. Impossible. - Our brother couldn't do it...

- I think there is a way out of this situation... - Please tell me!

Let me explain.

My late brother, Salvatore, was ...

- ... sterile. - Eh?

- He was sterile! - No!

Because of the sins of his youth, my brother could not have children.

- Can you prove it? - My brother was ashamed that it be known.

For us, this is a disgrace.

- Then it remains only to wait. - Fine, we'll wait and see.

- Mama! What do you expect? - Do you hear her?

The poor thing doesn't know what to expect.

She knows. My daughter is just fatalistic. The baby will come when he comes.

Then let's wait for the child, although another nine months is too long.

- In reality, it's ten. - Ten months?

- What is this novelty? - The notary can tell you.

Article 232 of the Civil Code makes it clear.

If born within 300 days we must assume that the child was conceived during the marriage.

- Is that right? - That is right.

I think those two are trying to trick us, but they will fail.

The living will be destroyed by the dead...

What are you looking at, asshole? Move it!

Did you hear what I said? Look what you've gotten me into.

Don't worry, we have Article 232 on our side. Eh, lawyer?

Yes madam, but please be calm. That's what's important right now.

"The law is hard, but it's the law." The child will born, in spite of you.

- Yes? I want to see how! - He will be born, he will be born...

A stork will bring it. The miracle bird...

No, madam, there is no hope. From now on I'll be watching you.

No such bird will enter your home.

- What are you doing? Say something! - Sure.

- Good day, Caterina. - Don't answer.

"Good day, Caterina ... " A fine help you are!

- It's a point of etiquette. - Get going... I'll drive.

It will descend from the clouds ...

Wait a moment.

Bravo, lawyer. Your idea about the child saved the day.

- I'll teach them a lesson for their arrogance. - Yes, I understand.

- But there's no baby ... - There is, lawyer!

- There is. - How, Mama?

I mean there will be. It's the same thing.

Get in, lawyer, we shouldn't talk in the street.

- I have another meeting. - Are you our lawyer or not?

You can't leave us right now. Hop in! We'll talk on the way home.

No, Mama, I have my dignity. I will not sleep with the first man I meet.

Who told you that you must sleep with the first one?

- It may the the first, it may be the second. - Stop it, Mama.

What do you think, lawyer? Do I look like a loose woman to you?

- Honestly... - Caterina, the lawyer is defending our interests.

What's in our best interest? For you to have a baby.

- Am I right, lawyer? - Of course.

If there had been an heir everything would be easily resolved.

- But since there isn't... - Bravo, lawyer.

You said it. Like the word of God. Did you hear that, Caterina?

You need an heir. And whatever you need to do, you'll do.

I can't agree to that. Good or bad, Salvatore was my husband.

I respect his memory.

I have no intention of selling myself. I'm not a prostitute.

A prostitute? My girl? You're not a prostitute, you're just stupid.

My dear Caterina, you won't find billions lying around on the street.

You must make sacrifices for that kind of money.

And I admit, it is a sacrifice.

By the way, lawyer, perhaps you can participate in this sacrifice?

- You understand, don't you? - No.

- Give us a hand... - Me?

- You! - But, madam, I...

- I forbid you, Mama. - You be quiet.

In fact, the lawyer isn't bad. He's graceful... manly ...

He's a handsome man.

We must take emergency measures. Emergency countermeasures.

- What do you suggest, a chastity belt? - Shut up!

But just maybe ...

Let's do it.

Why not? Maybe I will put her in a chastity belt. You understand my interest in this?

- Ten billion is at stake here. - Fifteen...

- Whatever. It's plenty! - It's a lot...

And we're loaded with debts. We must not let them trick us.

So how do we do it?

- How ... - Tell me how!

We'll isolate them. We'll isolate them!

They'll stay in their villa, while you and I will encircle it with a ring of guards.

We can relax, they won't catch so much as a whiff of a man.

No one over 10 years old will come near the house.

- That's great, but... - What?

- What about Baldo, their lawyer? - Yes, you forgot about the lawyer.

- Why worry about him? - Because he's a man.

- There's no problem with the lawyer. - What do you mean?

- Couldn't you tell? - No. What?

Baldo... he's a sissy. Baldo's not...

- So, the lawyer's a fag. - Go away!

- I didn't mean to offend you, madam. - If I'd known, I'd have hired another lawyer.

What does sex have to do with practicing law? It doesn't affect my professional qualifications.

No, but it matters in this case. Now go away!

Excuse me, madam, I do appreciate your offer. I am very honored, but please understand me ...

Yes, we understand. Your pecker doesn't work.

- So what do you intend to do? - Get rid of you, counsellor.

What a bitch...

- I thought I'd found a bull, but ... - But it was a cow.

- Let's not think about it. - Not think about it?

We need to think quickly.

We have little time... just 20 days.

Tell me if you see anyone on the street you want to pick up.

Don't talk nonsense to your mother.

I've got it! This time I have an ace up my sleeve.

They should observe at least a month of mourning at their home.

Yes, a month of abstinence should be enough.

- We must be vigilant, Nico. - We will be cautious. Goodbye, Vincenza.

- One moment. - What?

Aren't we forgetting something?

The house servants. We must neutralize them.

What are you talking about? Can you really see Caterina with a servant?

- How do I know? - Would she actually do it?

You think a lady would do it with a servant?

Even the most honorable woman in the world would sell herself for money.

- It's just a question of price. - What? I have no price.

- I wouldn't do it for a billion. - What about for ten billion?

Asshole!

Now you've done it! I'll break you in two!

- Oh yeah? Then break me in four! - Calm down.

- I'll kill her. - No, he won't.

Be thankful that my brother and our children are here.

- They were just shopping ... - They're in the store now...

Yes, they're in the store...

- ... but we'll discuss this at home. - Tonight... yes, tonight.

- Why? - What was that for?

Because your mother is a virtuous woman.

It would be better for you if you'd been the children of a prostitute!

- Let's go, Nico! - Right away!

My dear Giovanni, you have to understand, we are two single women, defenseless ...

We're scared at night... Who will protect us?

- There are the gardeners, lady. - What will those guys do if thieves come?

Uncle Cola is 76 years old and has a hernia.

And Uncle Turi is 70 years old and has a bad stomach, poor guy.

We need a strong young man to defend us.

- One like you. - If you want, I can sleep here.

Bravo, Giovanni. I'd like that. We need to increase your salary.

Does that make you happy?

Don't look at me like that, Salvatore. You know I'll never agree.

But if you'd made a will, I wouldn't be in this situation.

Thank you. I'll go home to let my family know.

And put on some clean underwear while you're at it.

Listen, Giovanni, when you get home, you should also take a good bath.

- Why, is it a holiday? - No, but it relaxes the nerves.

You'll need them for your new job.

- Go now, my son. - I'm going, lady.

Are you crazy? Is it your plan that I should sleep with that servant?

- Me? I'll never do that! - I know, my daughter.

If you give up now, it will only get worse.

But in the dark, all men are created equal. Princes and servants alike.

The world is going to hell, my daughter.

Listen to my advice, it's for your own good.

Just like marrying Salvatore was for my own good.

On that day you made me give up three suitors.

And what has Salvatore left me? Nothing.

If you leave this to me, and listen to my advice, you'll have several billion.

I can't.

Just the thought of being in the arms of that animal makes me sick.

Just close your eyes and let him do it.

Then, nine months later, you'll thank me.

Get out, boys. Come on, Nico!

Come along, all of you!

- Hey, you. Stay there. - What are we doing?

You come with me. You, too, Nico.

- Do as I say. - Yes.

- Does everyone know what to do? - Yes.

- No one enters or leaves. - Yes.

Wait! Do you see that young man?

- He's the most dangerous of all. - I kiss your hand, Don Tano.

- Come here. Where are you going? - Home. Lady Francesca is afraid of thieves.

- Is that so? What are you supposed to be doing? - I'm going home to put on clean underwear...

- ...take a bath and go back to sleep in the villa. - Oh yeah?

You see what's going on? Clean underwear, a bath...

What do you need all this for? To scare the thieves?

- Lady Francesca commanded me. - You see, this has nothing to do with Caterina.

If he gets at her, we're done. Understand?

- So may I go now? - There's no need to go anywhere.

- How much do you earn per month? - 60.000.

Hold out your hand! Look: 60.000, and a gift of 10.000.

- And now you take a month's vacation. - Don Tano, I ...

- What's the problem? - You dropped your jacket.

- Do you understand? - I understand everything.

A month. Two months. My regards, Don Tano! I'll be going now.

Come back at the end of the month to receive more money.

Now I'll deal with the cook. You... take care of the gardeners.

- Take him with you. - Let's go.

- Hey, Lucia ... - Blessings on you, Don Tano.

May you bask in the sun.

- Where are you going? - I'm bringing the Lady's groceries.

Right, of course, they need to eat.

Put down the bags and take a rest. Good.

- Now, you cannot enter the house. - Why, what happened?

Nothing. We just don't want anyone skulking around here for the next month.

- Who's skulking? - Just kidding ...

It would be better if you went home.

- Hey, Uncle Turi, Uncle Cola ... - It's good to see you, Don Nico.

- How are you? - Can't complain.

We're like a couple of ancient trees.

Like ancient trees? I don't believe that!

If you could get a little action in there, what would you do?

- If I had the opportunity, I'd go all out. - I'd really give it to her.

- You've got to be joking. - Why would we be joking?

When the flower is in bloom, it needs to be picked, right?

- And we're not too withered up, are we? - It's still possible for us to make love to her.

- You wouldn't touch her! - As long as our trunk sprouts upwards...

Get out of here!

Why are you worried, my daughter?

Don't be upset. Make it an enjoyable experience ...

- Oh, look who's coming! - Move it, Nicola.

To what do we owe this unpleasant visit?

- I came to bring your groceries. - And Lucia?

- Lucia's sick. - Sick?

Yes, ma'am. Her doctor recommended a few months' treatment.

- Nine months. - That's right.

- And Carmela? - Carmela as well.

- And the gardeners... - Yes, ma'am. The gardeners too.

The gardeners too...

- And Giovanni? - Giovanni's not coming.

He's afraid to catch it as well.

You've removed them all. You've isolated us.

It's for your own health, ma'am.

If you want, you may keep as many servants as you can find... around here.

There are no servants, only mobsters... like you.

No, my lady.

There are no mobsters here. Only brave men.

We only get rough when we need to save our asses, ma'am.

Oh yeah? Then leave immediately if you want to save your ass.

Otherwise I'll kick the shit out of you.

That's a fact! I've had enough of your insinuations.

Why are you talking like that, Caterina? We trust you.

Trust? What would you have done otherwise? Lock me in a safe?

I am a free woman. I will leave immediately.

Bravo, my darling.

We'll leave tonight, for the continent, my friends!

You can leave whenever you want, but not Caterina.

- She cannot. - Who says so?

I say so. I must take care of the unborn child.

Look at this. My lawyer got me empowered to take care of the fetus.

- Read it! - What?

- The fetus? - The one in your tummy.

You cannot travel.

Instead of coming and going, which causes me great concern,...

...we want Salvatore's heir to be born healthy,...

...robust and lively as his father.

Good day to you. Come on, Nico.

- Ciao, Caterina. - Are you bowing?

No, my tummy hurts ...

- Let's go, stupid. - I think I've caught that cold...

Mama... I've changed my mind. I'll have that baby.

Bravo. Were you convinced by the billions you'll inherit?

That's not it. I can't stand the idea of someone guarding my womb.

If it's war they want, it's war they'll get!

- Hello, Tonino! - Are you okay?

What happened here?

What happened to you? Were you in a fight?

The miserable coward...

- What was it, politics or football...? - What politics or football?

It was Santonnocito's widow.

I should've shut up and not mentioned that she wants to become pregnant.

Fuck! Pregnant? With a child?

Yes, because of the inheritance. I found out, it's supposed to be a miracle...

- I should have kept the secret. - Why, so you could do it yourself?

And like a fool I told him, the miserable bastard.

He told me: I can give you a hand.

I told him: I know what to do.

He told me: There's a better chance with two. I got angry, and he beat me up.

Where are they? Where did everyone go?

What are you looking at? What do you see?

I decided to have a baby, and I will.

What's the problem? Are you the moralist now?

One vice on which you missed out.

I don't care with whom I have to sleep.

Some maniac fetishist, perhaps.

I get ill just thinking about it.

You say, forget about it?

After all those beautiful nights, you were never able to make a baby.

Try to understand, Salvatore.

Does it seem fair that your brothers should get all the money?

They always hated you and took advantage of you.

Think how nice it would be to have a baby. Salvatore Santonnocito's child.

In effect, it would be your child.

In the eyes of the law, and everyone else.

Oh, you don't agree?

You gave a speech your secretary wrote for you... that didn't bother you.

Admit it, it's the same thing.

Just imagine I'm a page and someone is writing a speech on me.

Not the same? That's your problem. I'll do it anyway.

Good night.

It's more prudent if I face this way.

But if you keep looking at me like that, I'll lock you in the drawer.

Or worse, I'll put you in my mother's room.

You see, Tano? Caterina has gone to bed.

Yes? Good night.

Everything we're doing seems pointless. Can't we go to bed as well?

Are you kidding? You can never take too many precautions.

I have one guy every 20 meters. We're safe that way.

Can we trust them?

- Those are guys with long records, my friend. - That's my point.

Why don't we want anyone without a criminal record, Tano?

- Don't you understand? - Yeah, sure...

...but they won't use their experience to...

Their records are like a diploma. They use them as references...

Asshole! Asshole!

You're here at last, Tano. Holy Mary...

What happened? Calm down! You're creating a disturbance.

- Come and see. We've been robbed! - Robbed? How is that possible?

Call the police! Hurry!

Wait! First, let's see what they've stolen, and then decide.

Calm down! Let's see what's missing. Check everything!

It looks like nothing is missing.

- The money is gone! Look! - The money?

The money's gone!

This is about the money? You should've told me that in the first place.

You got all excited over nothing.

- What? It was everything we had. - I know, I know ...

I took it myself to save the inheritance.

- It was you? - Yes, ma'am, it was me.

To pay the boys. How else could we get rid of the servants?

What about the bills? They must be paid.

Don't worry about bills. What do they matter?

Soon I'll buy the whole bank.

- It's just a matter of days. What now? - Tano ...

- Read this! - Let me see it. Calm down.

- Let me see. Where? Where? - Here.

- In the obituaries. - That wretched bitch ...

She's willing to defeat us at any cost. Look at this.

You see what she's doing? She's invited everyone to the villa.

Especially men! Listen...

"The widow Caterina Prevosti Santocito, in her great sorrow, will now receive, between 4 and 6 p.m.

...friends and acquaintances who want to honor the memory of the late Salvatore.

To come and discuss his great virtues as a man, a citizen and a captain of industry."

- When did they make him captain? - After he died.

Sincere condolences. And to you, madam.

- How is it going? - Everything is fine.

Onion tears.

- Poor girl... too young to be a widow. - And my husband is 85 years old...

- A great loss. - Thank you.

He was an example of civic virtue.

Thank you.

He couldn't do anything as a young man, imagine how he is now.

- Her dress seems a bit revealing. - I like it. I'll wear one when you die.

Go fuck yourself!

Condolences ... he was a successful and respected man who never said ill of anyone...

- ...he was a true friend. - Thank you.

He doesn't look too bad, and very good manners.

- He might be gentle ... - He looks like a jar of marmalade.

- Can't you see he's a dwarf? - Yes, but dwarves...

... if you only knew what they say about them.

Not that I would know.

Put your handkerchief away!

Why? It's a pain.

It's filthy.

I share your grief.

Salvatore was an exceptional man.

I'm Carlo Niscemi. I was a good friend of your husband.

My condolences to you, madam. It was a great loss.

Thank you. You are very kind.

At this moment, I feel very close to you, my lady.

Very.

Condolences...

You like him, eh? Relax, I'll handle it.

Regards, Rosalio ...

- Wait. - The asshole...

- Excuse me, ma'am, where are you going? - None of your business.

- I'll come with you. - Sorry. No.

Where I am going no one need follow me.

- After you, Nicolino. - I don't need to piss.

I don't need to piss.

- Tano, why are we here? - Why?

Didn't you see him? I noticed something unusual.

The handsome young man standing next to Caterina.

- He had a familiar face. - Next to Caterina?

Oh, him! He's from Palermo. A friend of Salvatore's.

- Are you sure? - Caterina didn't even know him.

That's better. What are you doing?

Why do you eat all the time? Are you always hungry?

You always take the food from my mouth.

- You came here, too? - Yes, madam.

We want to make sure that you don't need anything.

- I don't need anything. - It's better this way, ma'am.

You see, Tano? She doesn't need anything.

Condolences.

Thank you.

- Condolences, madam. - Thank you.

Goodbye, Caterina. I'm with you in your grief.

- Why did you greet her like that? - She looks stunning in her mourning dress.

Yes. In honor of Salvatore.

Because of those two bastards we lost the last rooster in the pen.

I know whose fault it is, but don't feel sorry.

Of course. What's the saying? The Pope has died, we'll get another.

- Isn't that right? - That's right.

If it's good enough for the Pope, it's good enough for our "papa", too.

- Password! - We're finished.

- Don't you know what to say? - No.

You must ask, "If an heir is born?"

Then the other responds: "We're screwed."

- If the other doesn't respond ... - I strike him...

Bravo. Now, try it!

- "If an heir is born?" - That's right.

What are you doing? "We're screwed."

- That's better. We're finished. - You're a disgrace!

Never do that again, or I'll beat you up.

Those were your orders. What was I supposed to do?

You really are an idiot. Okay, okay ...

Apparently you had good intentions.

What a bunch of fools.

- Can you tell me who hired you? - Yes.

- It wasn't a general question. - Ah! Don Nico, your brother.

That figures.

Stand guard.

I am a vigilant security guard...

Who's there?

- You? - Yes ...

It is I ...

- But why? - Because ...

Because... It's hard to say.

Yes, but to enter my room like a thief.

- Won't you tell me why? - Yes.

I want to take everything I can. Everything I want.

Good evening.

- You may take anything you want. - Thanks.

Don't scream. Have patience. Five minutes and I'm done.

I won't harm you.

Be still!

You're beautiful, but I can't stop now.

Quiet!

Here's the safe. Don't scream.

No screaming!

Where are they? Where did he put them?

Bastard ... Maybe here in the back.

Where are they? Quiet!

Where ... ?

Just a minute...

Where... ?

Here they are!!

I'm so happy. At last...

What a pity! But I can't, I must go.

Hands up!

Foot down.

Don't shoot. It's me.

- You? - It's me, ma'am.

Excuse me. You were so stealthy ... I seem to have mistaken you for a thief.

You know what they say, ma'am. Opportunity makes an honest man a thief.

- Did you take anything in there? - Everything, ma'am.

So quickly?

Caterina was understanding, she didn't resist me, and then...

- Where are you going? - It's my bedtime, ma'am.

- Spend the night with Caterina. - I can't, ma'am.

- Night is made for love ... - Night is for sleeping. Maybe tomorrow ...

Please stay... she's waiting for you.

- I can't possibly stay. - Why not?

I've done what needed to be done.

- I'm not sure that I could do any more. - What kind of a man are you...

...that you won't you take advantage of a young woman like Caterina?

I'm sorry, ma'am, but I must go.

- My mother is sick at home, waiting for me. - Caterina loves you.

I don't think so, she didn't mention it.

Wait! You'll see. Caterina...

Good evening. What lovely fresh air! Good night.

- Who was that guard? - We're trapped, locked in ....

- ... buried alive. Haven't you seen? - Is it war? What's going on?

I can't explain it right now. For now you must to return to Caterina.

- It's safer. You must trust me. - I'm not sure if Caterina trusts me.

- Yes, she will. You can be assured. - Was that a partisan? Is a war on?

No, not a partisan. Now, be quiet, have faith.

That nasty coward...

I'll get you! You thought you could laugh at me?

He who laughs last, laughs best.

Caterina must be very tired, after all that happened between us.

When I start, I'm like a storm. I would ravage her.

Yes, perhaps you're right. You must promise to return tomorrow.

Tomorrow, of course. When Caterina is feeling better, I'll be back.

Ah, you're still here, you cowardly bastard.

And you, stop talking to him! After what he did to me.

Calm down! Didn't you want him to? He did what he had to do.

He tied me and gagged me. Don't you understand?

Why? Why did you use violence?

Caterina is very honest, that wasn't necessary.

She wouldn't...

- And you my darling, didn't you resist? - She struggled...

You don't understand, Mama. He didn't violate me, but the safe.

The safe? The strong box?

Yes.

I thought he had romantic intentions, but...

...he's just a thief.

Wait. I finally understand.

You don't understand anything, ma'am. Before you call the police, let me explain.

- There can't be much to explain. - No, there's a lot...

I lay there, helpless, half-naked,...

...you tie and gag me...

...and then proceed to rob us?

I had no choice. I had to recover these damned checks.

- What kind of checks? - I'm not a thief, madam.

I could have stolen money, jewelry, everything. As you saw, I only took the checks.

- Nothing else. - Is it true?

- He just took the checks? - Only the checks.

And between me and those fucking checks... you chose them.

I was desperate, lady.

Five years ago, Santonnocito forced me to pay a gambling debt.

It was before you were married.

He choked me with loans... and charged interest, and more interest on the interest.

He took my two orange groves, the citrus factory, four apartments, ten racehorses and this villa.

- He had me by the throat. - So this villa was yours?

- That's how you knew where the safe was. - Naturally.

I had to recover those checks to get my life back.

You may call the police and have me arrested, it doesn't matter now.

Given how things stand... I don't think that will be necessary. Don't you agree, Caterina?

- Your name is Carlo ... - Niscemi, if it pleases you.

- He's a nobleman. - A baron.

Ah, how romantic. We have a gentleman thief.

- Please don't condemn me... - Please don't condemn him, Caterina.

I want you to forgive me, Lady Caterina.

Caterina, he's a baron!

- Baron, my ass. Get out! - Calm down, dear.

- Okay, I'll go. What strong hands... - Excuse us for a moment...

He must see us as two well-educated and friendly women.

Perhaps it would be better if you went to your room.

- Okay. But if that guy stays... - I'm "that guy"... ?

- I will call the police. - Yes, have a pleasant rest...

Excuse her, Baron. When Caterina's angry, there's no talking to her.

Let's talk... May I call you by your first name?

It would be my pleasure...

- Can I offer you a drink, Carlo? - You are kind, ma'am.

We won't need the pistol. Firearms make me nervous.

Here's something to help you recover.

- My head is spinning ... - Please sit down!

I can still feel her hand...

Now, let me start at the beginning. Caterina is going to have a child.

Yes? I'm amazed, she's thin as a rail...

Of course, it hasn't happened yet. But we have to do it... right away. Do you understand?

Like tonight? I don't quite understand. My head is spinning.

I'll explain it to you.

My late son-in-law Salvatore,...

...may he be healthy and live in peace among the angels,...

...the fucker died without leaving a will.

- "If an heir is born?" - "We're screwed."

Good. Go and check the others.

Think about this for a moment, Francesca.

Even if she liked me, after what happened, I doubt Caterina would want to.

I'll talk to Caterina. It must be a business relationship between you.

Caterina will have her inheritance and you'll have your checks.

Do you know how much those checks are worth?

- A hundred million ... - And you must pay for them.

- Why? I'm not a stud horse. - It's the same thing.

- Here's my son-in-law's pajamas! - From a dead man? They give me the creeps.

- They're clean. - They smell like a dead man...

Slippers and a robe ... you'll find the rest in the bathroom.

Here's your stuff back. I can't do this. I'd rather go to jail.

- Maybe I'll kill myself. I'm out of here. - How are you leaving? By helicopter?

- You can fly? - Why?

We're confined here. They have us surrounded.

Because they're mobsters, don't arrange your own funeral.

- They will shoot you on the spot. - What should I do?

- If you manage to escape, I'll call the police. - It looks like I'm in a tight spot...

What are you complaining about? I offer a room, meals, washing and ironing...

...in exchange for 30 days with the most desirable widow in the country.

- I don't know ... - What don't you know?

Just help me become a grandmother and you'll have my blessing.

- Well, grandmother, what should I do? - You called me grandmother?

Go to the bathroom and get ready, handsome.

Meanwhile, I'll warm up Caterina.

- She'll need a lot of warming! - Yes.

A mother's work is never done.

- "If an heir is born?" - "We're screwed."

Stay calm, my Caterina, I'm here.

I'm ready.

I told her that to get what she wants, she must do what she has promised.

- Let's forget the past, as the song says. - Caterina's waiting now...

- ... more in love than the first time. - What first time?

When she first saw you at the condolences, it struck her like lightning.

I understand. But why is she willing to make love to me?

Did you tell her you'll give me the checks if I...

No. If she finds out, it's all over.

Please don't tell her. Caterina thinks you're lovesick.

- So, you've got her hot and ready... - Don't let her cool off. Go!

- Faster. - Don't push me!

- Go, go. Faster ... - Can't I... ?

What the fuck?

- I'm sorry, I was overly eager to... - You get right to business, don't you?

- Caterina! - Carlo ...

- Caterina! - Carlo ...

- Caterina! - Carlo ...

- Caterina, may I... ? - What?

I know you've agreed to give yourself.

You can do whatever you want. Come here...

No, just a moment. First, I need to explain something.

No need. I was married.

- I know everything. - You do? Everything?

- Yes. - Even ... ?

If they keep that up, we won't meet the deadline.

- Listen, Caterina. - Why all the talk?

Making love requires two things: Thoughts and action.

- Slowly? - No, hot and fast.

You're right, Caterina. This demands action.

I'll take you immediately! Just a moment.

I'll be right there. I won't even undress.

I'm yours, and you are mine! Why... you're so hot.

But I'd cross a valley of fire for you.

A valley of your burning flesh...

Finally, justice triumphs.

Yes, yes, yes...

All your servants. Serving you so well.

You're sure you have us locked in a hole.

But the child will be born anyway.

Oh God, God...

- What is it? What's the matter, Carlo? - Nothing.

I'm sorry, my dear. It must be a nervous disorder.

- Where? Tell me. - How can I?

- You're all sweaty. You're so hot. - Yes, my head is hot, but the rest ...

- Where? Your chest? - No, lower.

- Your stomach? - No. Lower.

This has never happened to me, Caterina. I swear! Never...

- I have failed you... - Don't be disappointed, sweetheart.

- I love you, I care about you. - That's just it.

I love you and care for you. You are beautiful, delicious, wonderful ...

- I don't know what to do. - Do whatever you want, my love.

With what? I have to go. Caterina, I'm sorry, I must leave.

- Where will you go? - Far away. Where no one knows me.

- I have to forget this shame. - You can't leave, the house is surrounded.

Yes ... The guards are outside. What can I do?

Oh, Lord, how can this be? I can't stay here.

Don't you understand, my manhood has been destroyed and I can no longer stay here.

- Calm down, dear. - How can I be calm?

- How can I? - You must relax!

You must forgive me, Caterina. I want to make love to you...

...but wanting is not enough.

It's like my brain isn't sending impulses. You understand?

- What can we do? - You're blocked.

- I'm blocked. What I need is a douche. - Where?

My brain. I'll just think about something else.

I'll try and calm down. I'll tell you about my childhood.

No. I had an unhappy childhood.

I don't know, I'll think of something. I have to unblock.

Ow! Now it's my balls.

Let's hope I didn't get them blocked.

You get some rest, I'll be right back. Wait up for me.

What are you looking at? Are you enjoying this? It's all because of your idiot brothers.

Don't put on airs. There were times when you couldn't ...

But there was real affection. So I'm sure he will recover.

Don't laugh. So I've decided, so it will be. Even if I need to encase his thing in plaster.

Maybe champagne and beaten eggs...

Strength and protein ...

...and some sweetener, for reinforcement...

What's this? Are you done so quickly?

- It would have been better if I hadn't gone to her. - Why, what happened?

- Did she refuse you? - No, he refused ...

- He? Who? - My brain.

- It wasn't the brain you had to use. - I know.

Instead of helping me, it started hitting me in the head.

I heard a voice saying: "You're a mercenary, you've sold yourself."

"How is it that a young woman offers her beautful body and you want to be paid for it?"

"What kind of man are you?" said the brain.

- So now I have a complex. - What complex?

The whore complex. I feel like a prostitute. I can't get paid for it.

What can we do? I made you an omelette, some refreshing pasta, even...

...put the champagne on ice to celebrate the event.

And you decide to get all philosophical. Did you have to spit in Caterina's face?

What are you talking about?

I'd do anything for her. I've fallen in love with Caterina.

- I'd do anything to make her happy. - Then try!

- I can't - Why not?

I can't be a whore, I can't let a woman pay me.

Well, let's take care of that whore complex. Listen carefully!

What?

If your checks make you feel immoral, I'll take them back, and you won't have a complex.

It seems like a good idea. Yes, no checks ...

- Maybe I'll send them to the bank. - All of them?

- All of them. - Will you ruin me?

- Yes. - And leave me penniless?

- Are you satisfied? - You cured my complex.

Don't give me the checks, send them all away.

I got rid of the complex, I'm returning to Caterina ...

- Caterina! - Carlo!

Caterina! My blood is flowing again. I'm back to normal.

- My brain has been unblocked. - Darling ...

- I'm thinking clearly ... - My love ...

- My patient Caterina, I will take you by force... - Yes, kill me...

You'll feel like you've never felt before in your entire life.

They'll write about it in the newspapers... Caterina, my life ...

I'm on fire for you...

Ahhh... I'm dying for you ...

I'm not ready yet, but I feel new impulses...

- What are you doing at the door? - You're asking me?

- What are you doing here? - Nothing... I've done nothing!

- It was worse than the first time. - It's not the whore complex, you have a defective...

- No way! It's in perfect working condition... - I doubt it.

The complex was replaced with a concern.

I feel my brain hitting me again. A voice asks me: "Now what?"

"You're ruined, you can't cover your checks."

One doesn't think during lovemaking. That's why I fail with Caterina.

- How sensitive you are, my son ... - Yes, I am sensitive.

In any case, I'm not up to it. So let me go.

- Please, I just can't. - No, no ...

You are the only card I have left to play and I intend to play it.

- It's just a small card. - I'll make it an ace...

- ...if you're really a man. - I hope you don't have any doubt about that.

I would prefer... more effort.

Let's say that's enough for tonight. Let's go to bed.

- Where are we going? - Don't worry about it.

- Come on. - Where are we?

- In my room, can't you see? - I have to sleep in your room?

- Yes, in my bed. - No, not in your bed.

I don't want to either, but I have to keep an eye on you.

- You might try to escape. - I can't stay here, I'm a gentleman.

- I'm going to sleep in the wardrobe. - Stop the bullshit!

- Do you need that pistol? It seems a bit much. - Get into bed and shut up.

- Is it loaded? - Of course it's loaded.

I'm suddenly sleepy... Good night.

Bravo. That's better.

You're so beautiful, Caterina.

I'm not interested in the inheritance. I only want you ...

Only you. I'll make you a baby ...

- Wake up, you moron. - What?

I should strangle you.

You were dreaming of getting Caterina pregnant. Confess!

I was only sleeping. Aren't dreams allowed?

- No! - Why?

It wouldn't be the first time that dreams became reality. Where are you, you wretch?

Come here! I'll kill you...

That's hard on the balls!

Thank you...

- No! Stop! What are you doing? - I couldn't help it...

- Do you mean... then, you're normal? - Of course I'm normal.

- I told you, but you didn't believe me. - Then go to Caterina at once.

I can't, if I'll fail a third time, she won't forgive me.

- First I want to be sure. - More sure than this?

I'm sure now. But once I get in there, I'll lose it...

You're right, never mind ... Go back to sleep.

I was having an erotic dream where I had her in bed ...

What a dream ...

No. I forbid you to tempt me.

It's hard to resist the temptation of a meal after a long fast.

I have to be strong. It's a bad mother...

...who would take the bread from her daughter's mouth.

What does it matter? It's all in the family ... come ...

- Just a little ... - Let me go!

But thanks for offering. Good night.

"Good night," my ass...

- You have the money? - Of course I have it.

- Then why are you angry? - It's simple... let me explain.

If they discover that I don't have any money, they'll go over to the enemy.

- I'll go to the bank tomorrow and make a withdrawal. - We don't have a penny in the house...

What else can I do? Surrender? Help Caterina have a child?

- Try it and I'll kill you. - Then let me do what must be done.

You have to keep quiet about this. Follow your sister's example.

Let's get inside!

Come, my happiness, have something to eat.

- Thanks. I'm not hungry. - It will make matters worse if you don't eat.

- An empty stomach isn't good. - Ah... that's nonsense.

- A bit of marmalade? - Makes me sick. I don't like it.

Then a little butter?

Why do I need butter? Don't you understand that I'm in love with you?

It will take something more than butter, marmalade and eggs to solve my problem.

It will take something else.

- So how will you solve this? - I don't know.

If you need some moral support... pretend that you're a billionaire.

I'm not materialistic.

Then you'd prefer that my inheritance fell into the hands of Salvatore's brothers?

- No. We can't allow that. - You want me to find another father?

Certainly not. God forbid!

Then try harder... concentrate.

- I'll kill myself... - We need a birth, not a death.

-I want to cut my throat... - Don't cut anything, I'll help you.

- Relax! You'll see. - Everything is dead.

- I told you I will help you. - How will you help me?

Nothing can be done. Nothing can be done!

I'll cut it off. Picture that...

Look what I found among my husband's books.

"Love in the Pot. The Art of Erotic Cooking."

Yes. I've looked through it. It seems that certain foods can work miracles.

- I will cook for you. - Don't you understand, my love?

Don't you understand? It's not about food. This problem is different.

I know. But we have to try.

I can't wait here like a guinea pig. What else can I do?

- Go take a hot bath. - Yes?

- They say it relaxes the muscles. - It relaxes them?

- Maybe I ought to take a bath in boiling water? - Don't exaggerate.

- And don't forget about those men out there. - Yes. They are scary.

Imagine that. It's soft and soft food will make it hard ...

These are the mysteries of a man's tool.

Here they advise to cover the bed with sage, mint and basil.

They exaggerate. We're trying to make a child, not season meat.

Indians recommend eating ram's testicles...

...fried in sweet milk. You think he'd like that?

How disgusting! No, no, no. Carlo just needs... a little help.

- I felt it myself last night. - You felt what?

Nothing. Only ...

...unable to speak to you ... he expressed himself to me.

What do you mean, Mama?

You can have no doubts. Do you understand? It was hard as rock!

How could he? That fucking bastard ...

What are you thinking, Caterina?

I restrained myself for your sake. And he, the poor man...

...he was very disappointed.

Good morning, Caterina. I brought you some groceries.

Since you no longer have any servants, I thought this might make you happy.

- And maybe with the one who brought them. - Thanks. Now you can leave.

- You dropped everything, Caterina. - No, Caterina!

Nico is so nice and sweet.

Here's something else for Caterina.

You're saying this is all for Caterina, and there's nothing for me.

Please, Mama. If he stays, I'm leaving.

Stay here, I'll see Nico out.

Caterina, be careful not to burn your bridges.

Here's our Nico, eating a carrot.

It improves your eyesight. Bravo! Let's go outside ...

All's well, Nico!

Tell me, Nico. There's something I need to ask you.

Would you like to make love to Caterina?

Hello, Don Nico!

What are you saying, Lady Francesca? What kind of question is that?

- Is it true or not? - I can't talk here... let's go over there.

- You must help me. - After you've offended her and humiliated her ...

I didn't do it, it was my brother. I don't want the inheritance.

I swear I'll betray Tano. I will betray him.

If you'd help me marry Caterina, I'd be willing to make a baby with her today.

You're very generous, but we don't need that.

- Caterina already has a child. - Whose is it?

You want to know who fathered it? Your brother, the late Salvatore.

That's impossible. My brother was impotent.

- What are you suggesting? - That you can't find a father.

- Yes? So what now? - I'm willing to make a big sacrifice.

- To insult the honor of your brother. - Insult? I'll defend it...

If you must have an heir doesn't it make sense that I be the one to do it?

Everything stays in the family ...

... and the child will have the same blood.

Bravo. You've shown your cards, Now I'll show mine.

Show them, Lady Francesca. Show them!

It would make Caterina sick to her stomach, but she'll go along with it. You could be our backup.

- As the saying goes, "Time heals... - ...all wounds."

That's it! Bravo! Now go take a cold shower!

Mr. Director, I don't understand why it's so difficult to withdraw a few million.

- My brother has billions in this bank. - It's our inheritance.

We have to verify that there is no legitimate heir to inherit.

My brother was incapable of siring an heir. Isn't my word on that enough?

Yes, your word of honor was good enough in the past, but for now...

... under the law, it is still possible that a child may have been conceived.

I gave you my word of honor, if someone says there's a child...

...it would be because my brother had been disgraced.

You can't let someone put the horns of the cuckold on my brother.

I'm not. But what shall I put in the record?

Your late brother was impotent and the widow is cheating on him now?

You've go it. No need for futher explanations. But you still don't want to give us any money.

I cannot. Trust me.

Once we inherit, I'll fire him, I promise.

- Meanwhile, that one will trouble us. - Something has happened. What is it?

Your brother, Don Nico, brought Lady Francesca a box of groceries.

What's wrong with that? He does the shopping so that they can stay in their home.

Shut up. He could be delivering some kind of artificial insemination.

Yes! I heard that there are syringes that are easy to use...

- Who would use them? Nico? - That's unlikely... but he could ...

These are scientifically designed syringes, but the seed still has to be delivered alive.

- Is that right? - Of course.

If that's so, then it means my brother could do it ...

Who the hell understands all this?

- Where is Nico now? - He went home.

He said he was going home to rest for the night.

Here comes your beautiful Nico to love you in your castle...

...where we will make a beautiful child, in my brother's memory.

I'll always be with you...

This will help my digestion. I ate too much... I feel stuffed.

Excuse me.

- It's warm... - It's very warm...

- I need to rest for a while. - Why rest?

- I feel I need a rest. Why is that? - Perhaps you're feeling... a bit weak?

I'm feeling a bit weak.

- Then I think the time has come. - Time for what?

A shot of whiskey, to ease the stomach...

- I'll drink anything, ma'am. - I'll have a drink to keep you company.

Canadian...

- The Lady Caterina doesn't drink? - No she doesn't. She abstains.

- Cheers... a toast to your mother ... - Cheers!

Gently! Gently, or the glass will break...

Cheers!

Isn't that refreshing?

Yes, quite refreshing. I feel hot... and restless.

I'm feeling quite wild.

Carlitto ....

- You know the D'Annunzio? - I met him in Africa.

The wind begins to warm everything...

...in certain areas.

Listen.

It's raining.

The sun is rising.

One can see nothing else but the sun.

Another glass?

- I love this whiskey ... - Another glass, to make you feel good ...

Come here... This button is a pig, isn't it?

- Not like that, Carlitto ... - It's unbuttoned...

- Speaking of... D'Annunzio. - She'll open them all ...

...in harmony.

Excuse me. I don't feel too well. I'll go wash up, then off to bed.

- You may go... to my bedroom. - Excuse me.

- You can calm your mind in my bedroom. - It's hard on the mind...

She opened my pants with her foot.

I'll see you later...

I saw that. Before my very eyes, my own mother...

- You seduced him, you stole him from me... - Is that what you think?

- You should thank me. - The hell I'll thank you...

You think I need you to get him aroused?

What do you think, that he'll want to board me after he attends your naval academy?

Of course. And he'll launch his big torpedo.

But contrary to what you think, into you, not me!

You're such a baby!

You're so jealous. Jealous of your own mother.

- Then what's the plan? - It's simple.

He's drunk, stimulated, excited ...

He thinks I'll be in my room, but ...

- But I'll be you. Is that the idea? - Bananas, peas, onions ...

I even put Geritol in his whiskey.

Shortly after I turn off the lights ...

... he'll come to bed in the dark, and find you.

Believing that it's me. And then your work begins.

You must not say anything.

Be careful, he mustn't catch on that he's sleeping with you.

But what if he discovers that it's me?

Once he gets started and is feeling good, it will overcome any complex he might have.

You're right. Thanks, Mama. Forgive me for doubting you.

I understand. I was once in love with a man.

Luckily it was your father... otherwise I'd have disgraced him.

Run to bed now, you mustn't be late.

The happiness of youth... what has gotten into me?

I feel electrified... on fire... it must be tonight.

Stop!

- "If an heir is born?" - "You're screwed ... We're done!"

- Don't you recognize me? - Where is Don Tano?

My brother has other things to do, I'll deal with my sister-in-law tonight.

- And I don't want to be disturbed. - Doing what?

Doing what? You just stand guard, and leave the rest to me.

- What are you doing, Anuzzo? Smelling me? - Stop!

- "If an heir is born?" - "We're screwed." I understand.

- I brought some carrots. Want some? - Carrots?

They're good for the eyesight. Eat, eat.

How do I look? Stylish?

-So you're no longer in mourning? - Oh, right... I had this custom tailored.

I knew those carrots were extraordinary.

Maybe it's better if you don't eat them. Even if they do improve your eyesight.

I heard a suspicious noise. Go and check. I'll stand guard here.

- Do a round. Are you still here? - I just turned around.

- A round of inspection. - I understand.

There go the lights. But I'll find you, don't worry.

Where are you? I can't see.

Where am I?

Damn it! I banged my knee. How many chairs are in the house?

They have more chairs than beds.

Are you already in bed? Pretending to be asleep?

What's up? First you flirt with me in front of your daughter, unbuttoning my pants...

...and then pretend to be sleeping?

Tonight we will indeed take the bread from your daughter's mouth.

Yes, my lady. I've decided. Why don't you say something? You have no answer?

Are you afraid? You don't want Caterina to know?

I'll tell Caterina you're stealing the bread from her mouth.

I'll tell her, and I don't care what happens.

I hope she enjoys this sensation.

I'll do this to her for the rest of my life.

Don't cry out, or I'll cry out, too.

I'll cry out to Caterina, the guards, firefighters, police... everyone!

So don't cry out.

You must be quiet. Be energetic instead of loud.

I'm not doing this because I love you. This is a job I have to do for Caterina's happiness.

Very good, Francesca.

You do this so well, Caterina.

For me, you are Caterina.

Yes... of course you're my Caterina.

So good! Yes, you feel so good, Caterina.

I love you, Caterina. I love you.

I did it, Caterina. I did it.

Blessed be the drink that strengthened the dick ...

Now I can go to sleep in peace.

You've made me so happy, my girl.

Sorry, Salvatore. You've been disgraced.

I'm here. Caterina?

I'm here. Caterina...

Don't say anything... I know you're there.

I'm coming, my Caterina. Damn, it's a mirror...

The bed is on the other side. I'm coming for you, Caterina...

Caterina, don't make a sound. If they hear us, they'll kill us both.

If you knew how much I loved you, Caterina...

Wait Caterina, wait for me. How I love you ...

It's going to be so sweet. Don't move away...

- I'll try... - She'll try!

Why are you pushing me away?

Didn't your mother tell you I was coming?

I came for you, Caterina, to work together...

I came here to help you, my love ...

You will be mine ....

All mine...

After this, I could kill myself. What do I care... ?

He who dies for love has lived a full life.

Allow me...

- "If the child pisses?" - "The bed is wet."

- I never remember the password. - Did I win this idiot in a lottery?

What are you doing?

Your brother heard a suspicious noise and I was checking for an intruder.

My brother is always confused. Where is he?

Alarm! There's someone at Lady Caterina's window. He's coming down.

Fuck! Attack!

What luck. The plan succeeded. No one found out.

Wait! Let's see who it is.

Let's see who ...

You? You wretch! Where were you?

- Up there. - Up there? At the window?

- With Caterina? You traitor! - I was taking charge of the situation.

- The best defense is an attack. - What attack?

I suspected someone was there and instead of doing nothing...

- ...I went up to check, to probe ... - Is that all? To probe?

- Well, since I was there ... - Did you found anything out?

- Yes. - What did you discover?

- My true love. - Meaning?

I learned that Lady Caterina is an extraordinary woman.

She's wonderful. If you had probed her like I did...

...you wouldn't be standing guard here. I assure you.

- So you're saying we just need to sit tight. - Yes... that's what I'm saying. Be patient.

All that remains is to wait nine months.

Oh fuck! An heir is born...

Here's your advance. Sorry for the delay, but we must follow the law.

- Of course I understand. - Wait a moment.

- Please sign the receipt. - I've finally found you, Don Tano.

- What? - We're screwed.

Why did you come here to tell me the password? Excuse me, Mr. Director. He's not very bright

It was you who told me. If an heir is born...

- There's no need, he won't be born. - Yes he was. He was born!

- Who was born? - An heir.

- In that case, you don't get anything. - It's a mistake.

- This couldn't have happened... - This couldn't have happened...

Unless... Nico!

A baby! I got Caterina pregnant...

Tano ... he'll kill me!

No, no ...

- Traitor! - Wait, Tano.

- I'll kill you! Open up! - Wait.

Open up! Open up!

- What? I can't hear anything. - I want to explain.

If you kill him, you'll go to prison ...

Life in prison for a traitor of a brother.

- Get out! - Wait, Tano.

- I want to talk to you seriously. - Then stop shouting.

Thank you, Vincenza!

- Are you kissing me? - I want to explain.

This time, I'm really mad!

Wait! Wait!

- Whose child is this? - Lady Caterina's.

Can't you seen how beautiful he is? He looks exactly like his father.

The father? Who's the father? Tell me!

I'm the father. It's my son. He's all mine.

- Yours? Are you sure? - Yes.

- Are you mad? - Yes!

- Idiot! - Asshole!

Don't you get it? If it's my son, it's not Salvatore's.

Caterina will no longer inherit. It's all ours.

- Believe me! - Yes, it's true.

Now we have clear evidence that he is a bastard son.

What do you want? Get out!

Why, Caterina? Aren't you glad we came to congratulate you on the birth of our nephew?

Yes, Caterina...

...I had to tell them it's my child.

- Yours? - That he was born of our love.

Are you crazy? How dare you say such nonsense? Get out of here, you wretch!

I understand. There's no need to tell stories. We're in love.

We'll be married, and my share of the inheritance will be yours, too. Understand?

I understand that you make me sick, as always.

That night, you spoke differently when you were holding me.

- What ... ? - Why do you keep denying everything?

I have proof.

No, I insist. If not, I'll sue you for slander. What evidence do you speak of?

- If you have evidence, show it. - What you waiting for?

- Show it. - I can't show it. It's her.

I don't like to reveal your intimate secrets, but I saw some moles.

- There are three. - Idiot! What moles? I don't have any moles.

- Yes, you do. - No!

Yes, I saw them. On your rear.

On your bottom. Don't try and lie.

Okay, okay... enough of this! I'm family. Show them to me!

I'm family, too! And I've already seen them.

- Me or you, it's the same thing. - I know where they are.

Why should you be the ones to look? I'll handle this... I'm a woman.

Okay, you may look, Vincenza. You pigs turn around.

Turn around and don't look.

I can wait to look at her.

- Don't look. - Are you sure she had moles?

- I'm sure. Very much so. - I understand. You're sure ...

- What did you find? - There are no moles.

- Where did you see them? - You need to be sure, look again.

They're there, I'm sure.

It was dark, but I touched them. Yes, I even kissed them.

What were you kissing? What did you see? She sees nothing, you are wrong.

I'm not wrong...

- What's this? Is he crying? - No, this one never cries... it's the other one.

The other one? What other one?

- I swear, Tanuzzo ... - Explain!

I never saw her face.

I'll kill him! I'll kill him!

I can't take any more! You... stop right there!

- Whose child is this? - It's Lady Francesca's.

There's only one possible father. Look at him! He looks exactly like Don Nico.

One, two, three ...

- Yes, they're the ones. - Are you happy now?

- We're screwed. - Yes...

Go and draw up the papers, Nico. You have to marry me right away.

Marry you?

My son must have a father, even a miserable rag of a father like you.

Yes, of course ...

There's no need to make that long face, now that Caterina has obtained her inheritance.

You see, she can be very generous.

I hope so.

Look at them, the miserable bastards. They've gone.

Now Salvatore, are you convinced that I was right?

You wanted a rich son. Those assholes deserved nothing.

There they are.

Look at those poor bastards.

The idiots are all leaving together. How nice that they've reconciled.

It's nice to see people living in harmony.

Now you and I have nothing to worry about.

What can I say? It makes me laugh. This is all so ridiculous.

- Why do say that? - I guess you could call it destiny.

I came to rob you, and you give me a son that's not mine, but your husband's.

Meanwhile, your brother-in-law thinks he made a baby with you, but it was with your mother.

When he becomes your father, he'll be your son's grandfather.

And I'll become the widow of his paternal uncle, who is the father of your child.

What a mess ...

And what does that make you?

The happiest man in the world.

Will he always spy on us from there?

I guess it's all thanks to him, after all.