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Okay, okay, I think that's it.

That's great.

This is a film about our last days here
at Pacifica College.

Well, it's a video anyway.

Is this on?

In fact, after tonight's graduation fiesta,
I'm not sure what it will be.

Here we are, my roommates Val, Molly,
and our best friends C.J. and Killer.

This is the way I've seen you all four years,

and I hope, like,
if you see this maybe in 20 years

at a film festival or maybe in a theater,

you'll remember us this way.

I'm hoping to just get all these
neurotic thoughts out of my mind

when I'm dreaming and when I'm sleeping.

Are you coming?

Happy graduation.

Yeah!

Okay, you guys.

Killer, what'd you get out
of your four years at Pacifica?

I came, I saw, I surfed.

And, uh, Mary Lou?

Gee, I don't know.

Let me think.

I got an education in anatomy.

- Basic anatomy.
- And you, C.J.?

What's your movie rated?

That's very nice.

Raymond, Raymond?

Oh, hi, Gina.

Tell me what you got
out of your four years at Pacifica.

Oh, uh, a couple thousand hangovers
and an addiction to Pepto Bismol,

and I, uh, got my degree in Advanced Pharmacology.

Hey, Alan, could you watch my bike for a minute,
because I'd like to take a little picture.

Chad, what'd you get out
of your four years at Pacifica?

Two words: Foot ball.

Great sport, it's a great American sport.

Hut, let's go!

Oh, hi, Gina!

Rose, can you give me an intellectual response?

What did you get out of
your four years of Pacifica?

Split integers, variable coefficients,

and the true meaning of 69.

You guys, don't all talk at once.

Hi, Gina.

Hi, Lucy.

Now I just wanna do this close-up thing,
and, I mean, at this point,

I think you're seeing a wider thing and I just
wanna go in and just do... 'cause I like this.

Just right there, hold it.

Okay, okay.

Molly, Molly.

What did you get out
of your four years at Pacifica?

Why are you asking this now?

Because I have to finish my final project
and you are my grand finale.

Gina, I've got six hours to pack this place up.

I have to write my speech, we've gotta clean up,
we've gotta cook dinner.

Oh, my mom's coming.

She's totally neurotic about everything.

- Dust, neatness, birth control.
- Molly.

What did you get out
of your four years at Pacifica?

Okay, this is what I can't believe.

I cannot believe I'm leaving this place

without having my one
earth-shattering significant romance.

What about one casual romance?

It's too late for that now.

Besides, what's more important, guys or us?

- Right, Val?
- Yeah.

- Val?
- Yeah!

Right, we're cool, we have each other.

Yeah, and we have tonight.

- Oh, profound, Val.
- Why?

Tonight we are going to party,

and the dudes are coming over.

Oh, dude, they put the sign back up.

Ticket.

No problemo.

Trunk.

I never saw it.

Fixed.

Prayer.

For the waves we are about to receive.

We shall be truly thankful.

- Buenos dias.
- Birds.

- Hi, C.J.
- Hi, Killer.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Hi, Molly.

What'd you do with my towel?

I don't know, maybe I threw it out.

No, not my lucky towel.

That's my security towel, Moll.

Oh.

Close call, doll, very close.

- Hasta luego.
- Wait a minute.

You were gonna help me move these boxes.

A lot of this stuff is yours,
most of this stuff is yours.

- Uh, hey.
- Where are you going?

Later, babe.

Oh, shit, C.J.!

- Killer.
- Whoa.

Check it out.

Incoming torpedoes, two o'clock.

- Explosive.
- Shut up.

Waves breaking?

You girls coming to the fiesta?

No way!

Everyone knows guys from Pacifica
are total pervs.

That's us.

You know, I'm gonna be a freshman here next year.

Will you be here?

I wish.

Hey, Moll, I said I'd get that stuff later, okay?

Thanks, Moll.

You can have the rest of the afternoon off.

Woo, woo!

Whoa!

Woo!

- Val?
- Yeah, honey?

- You know what really bugs me?
- What?

I, like, we come to college looking to meet
this amazing guy.

You know, cool but smart.

Kind of like Sam Shepard.

And then, like, who do we meet?

Goons, geeks.

The fact is until men reach
a certain age in their lifetime,

their brains are located between their legs
and that's why we call them boys.

Like C.J.,
he's just such an immature guy, you know?

You know what you need?

An older man.

- Older?
- Yes.

Someone who will look deep
into your eyes, into your soul,

listen to every little idea you have,
really wanna help you.

Is Brad like that?

Brad is stable and mature, like...

Brad's like fillet mignon.

C.J. is like... I think he's really into Mary Lou.

I mean, like who's he been with recently?

Just Mary Lou.

Sweetheart, that's just a simple case of implants.

- I was there.
- Really?

Nah.

Pass me those cotton balls.

I want you to look at this,
'cause I wanna run a little experiment.

See what you think,
this is like temporary implants.

What are you doing?

Molly!

I wanna feel what it's
like to be like Dolly Parton.

- Works for her.
- Molly!

Moll... Molly.

What, what?

I just wanna see what
it's like to be really stacked.

- I like the new you.
- Aloha.

This is a definite improvement.

I see you took my advice
and made that trip to Boobs R Us.

- Okay, screw you.
- What?

- Screw you, okay?
- Oh, come on.

Let me see those.

Look at that.

Hey, check this out, man,
that's Molly's left boob.

It's a right boob, I mean, amazing.

Can you believe this?

Look, I'm splitting, all right?

I've got, like,
really important things to do right now.

What'd you say, Moll?

I didn't hear you, Moll.

I've got really important things to do,
I'm leaving.

Oh, okay, well, we got some
really important things to do too.

Right, Killer?

Modulations.

Oneness.

Bitchin' tubes, all is groovy.

Spoken like a true killer.

Why bother going to law school?

Why don't you just surf as a career move?

You think I oughta do that?

Moll, you know what your problem is?

- What?
- You think too much.

You just... you gotta learn to take each day
as it comes, like the waves.

Do you remember that class
where you reenacted Woodstock?

That was great.

I'm gonna miss you, Molly.

So how's your speech coming?

I just, I just don't know what to say.

I mean, maybe it's that I'm graduating
and I just don't feel like

I've accomplished everything
I wanted to or something.

I don't know.

Molly, what's going on with you?

Is this a boy-girl situation?

There is no situation, that's the problem.

Honey, everything in its own time.

And don't worry about the speech.

Just remember, when you get up there,

speak from your heart and you'll be fine.

You're right.

I say give it your best shot.

Okay, I'll try.

Man, it was great earlier.

Kinda sucks now.

When faced with the inevitable,
you must face the inevitable.

Where the hell did you get that, man, Yogi Bear?

No, seriously, man.

What're you gonna be when you graduate?

Oh, about 50.

Something's happening.

Big changes in the universal forces.

Yeah?

Hey, have you noticed how hyper
Molly's been acting lately?

Perception is the mother of invention, dude.

Killer.

You've been too much required reading, dude.

I...

Maybe I should just grab her at the fiesta.

No?

It's questionable.

So is Einstein's theory of relativity.

Hell.

Oh!

Oops.

I'm sorry.

Mmm, needs a little more oregano.

Hey!

How come you guys are putting my pot in the pot?

Party!

It's gonna be weird.

Okay.

Here's an interesting question.

Do you think C.J.'s ever done it on a surfboard?

I don't know!

Questions like that are definitely gonna get you
into trouble one of these days.

That's okay, I mean, that'd be great.

People love answering provocative questions.

You should see their faces
when they talk about sex.

Yeah, you know what I've noticed?

It seems to me that filmmakers sure talk about it
a lot more than they do it.

Oh, really?

- Like who?
- Oh, this is ready.

Take this.

Here.

Oh, great, okay, oh, that's great.

Okay, back a little bit, perfect, perfect.

- Oh, they look delicious.
- Lift it up.

Hello?

Oh, hi, baby.

Yeah, this is Val, I love you, I love you.

Hi, baby.

Bradley.

Oh, you know Gina.

Tonight's the Shangri-La dinner

and we're making a little lasagne.

You're where?

Uh-huh.

But Brad...

Uh-huh.

Honey, it's just that you should've warned me,
that's all.

No, of course I'm happy.

Cupcake,
do you think that we could do it tomorrow?

Well, um, I sort of promised
Molly and Gina that we would...

Oh, I know what I wanted to tell you.

You know who I think I saw today?

Mickey Leroy.

Oh, is he the guy in The Hippos?

No, no, he was in The Rhinos,
the lead guitar player.

Ah, a man whose time came and passed
before the age of a personal computer.

God, and he was still so cute.

Oh, I wonder what he's doing here.

- Michael.
- God, Connie.

You look fantastic.

I know I should've called,

but I was driving up the coast, pure impulse.

The car pulled off Route 1, took me here.

I thought that maybe we
could have dinner together.

Hey, that little Mexican place.

You know, they made the great margaritas,
they still in business?

Michael, that place has been closed for 15 years.

- It's Cajun.
- Cajun's great, perfect.

I love Cajun.

- I can't.
- Why not?

- Come on, take a chance.
- I can't.

Okay, if you can't do dinner, how about drinks?

I'm staying at the Playa Del Mar.

Real simple, no pressure.

Michael, tonight's the fiesta.

Remember?

No, I'm not gonna do this again.

The fiesta's tonight?

Well, I guess that's it then.

Okay.

So if I just put some antifreeze in,
it'll handle the Boston winter okay?

Beast needs a top for the snow.

Poor, Beast.

Doesn't know what he's in for.

Precipitation's like a foreign concept to him.

Ignorance is bliss, man.

Think I should pop for some snow tires?

Chains maybe, huh?

No chains, man.

Man, I'm famished, dude.

What'd the birds say was on the menu?

Snake legs, cooked to order.

You remember that time Val burnt that shrimp
and tried to tell us it was Cajun?

I liked that, man.

Yo!

Hey!

Uh, Brad decided to surprise me.

I don't believe this.

He says he's got this incredible suite
over at the Playa Del Mar

and wants to spend a night
like a real married couple.

- Oh, no.
- No, wait, you're gonna die.

He says he bought me
this incredible silk negligee.

Val, this is our last night here.

- I mean, you're not...
- Molly, I know.

- I tried to tell him that.
- All right, come on, this is ridiculous.

This is a major Shangri-La event
and we cannot quarrel.

Who's quarrelling?

I'm not quarrelling, I'm here,
I'm staying for dinner.

What about Gina's video showing after dinner?

- You know how long she's been working on that.
- Well, it's not completely there yet.

- You always do this.
- Wait a minute, wait a minute.

This is not my fault.

What do you expect me to do?

Well, can't you tell him to wait?

Oh, Molly, now, use some common sense.

- She's marrying him, not us.
- Thank you, Gina.

But this is not what we planned, Val.

You know what?

I think that my marriage is just as important
as your career and your video.

- God, it's not about that.
- You guys aren't listening to me.

- Chaos.
- Tranquility.

- Yello!
- Val!

Do I hear voices raised in anger?

Are you girls fighting on our last day here?

Come on, kiss and make up, come on.

Love means never having to say you're loaded.

I'd like to propose a toast here.

Where's the glasses?

Where are the glasses?

I packed 'em.

What?

To us.

Pacifica's finest graduates.

Hear, hear.

Birds.

Dude.

A babe in a kitchen is worth two on the beach.

Let's eat.

- More oregano.
- Great.

No way.

Ow!

Ex lasagne, Moll.

Primo.

Best.

Let's all do the trot.

Come on, Killer, come on.

- Yeah, we got it.
- All right, and we're trotting.

I'm trotting.

Okay, here we go for the cross-step.

Ready for the cross-step?

Oh, yes, keep going.

Feet on the floor.

Here, no, don't go anywhere.

I got something real important I wanna ask you.

Don't be shy, ask.

Well it's really personal and I've been
wanting to ask you for a long time.

But first, um,

do you have any cookies?

No, but I have some homemade dessert.

I'd like some of that.

- Aw, aw!
- Aw!

Isn't that... oh, what a moment.

All right, I'm outta here.

You're not going nowhere.

Ah, whoa!

No, no, no!

Down the hatch!

Oh!

Who's gonna get it?

Somebody better get it.

- I'm somebody.
- Shh!

- Shh!
- Shh!

- Entrez.
- Thank you.

Who are you?

I'm Mickey Leroy, I used to live here.

I hope you don't mind my
looking around a little bit.

Birds, dude, ex-tenant Mickey Leroy.

Weren't you one of The Hippos?

No, he's the lead guitarist for The Rhinos.

You guys still remember, I love it.

Hey, this is Molly, our chef.

God, it's such a pleasure to meet you.

- I love your music, it's great.
- Yeah.

If you're still a hippie and live in a tent.

I have all your records in my room,
I'll go get 'em.

This used to be my old room.

- You know the Trampled record?
- Uh-huh.

You recorded that in Tibet, right?

I was never in Tibet, Marrakech.

But you did study with Ravi Shankar.

No, that was The Beatles,
George Harrison did that.

- Oh.
- But I did go surfing with Brian Wilson once.

You don't say?

All right, dude's okay.

County line, '72.

Incredible, you know?

Curls, swerves, impossible moves.

I've just done it all, man.

Seriously.

You should be there next time.

Uh, hey, Mickey,
there's this guy Leroy in our class.

- Is that your kid?
- Not that I know of.

Then what're you doing here, bud?

Well,
let's just call it a little trip down memory lane.

Yeah, I hear that happens a lot in middle age.

Hey, what'd you say your name was, kid?

This is C.J.

Val and I do a dance to this record.

- Do you wanna see it?
- Sure, I'd love to.

- You don't mind if I film it, do you?
- No, go ahead, that'd be great.

Val, let's show him the dance, okay?

- Gina, can't...
- Val!

Molly, you go right ahead.

Molly is a great dancer.

Oh, and this is the best filmmaker right here.

Bye, Mick, happy fiesta!

Yeah, the fiesta, let's go!

Come on, you coming?

Killer.

Gina, come on.

Well, uh, this has been heaven on a stick, Mick.

Have a nice rest of your life.

You too.

Vamanos, Killer.

When the moon is in the seventh wave.

Appreciate it.

Take it slow.

Oh, and Killer, did you find any
Triumph motorcycle parts around here?

Yeah.

Molly, right?

So, let's have that dance.

Okay.

Let me just adjust the lights.

That looks like The Rhino's old color wheel.

Yeah, I found it in the closet.

Yeah?

That's great, keep it, it's yours.

Thanks a lot.

I'll see ya at the fiesta, Moll?

Hey, I, uh,

I don't wanna keep you from the fiesta.

That's okay.

Hey, you can go with me if you want.

No, no, no, you should be with your friends.

Oh.

Listen, thanks for everything.

It's been fun.

You should, uh, visit me.

I'm the at the Playa Del Mar.

Thanks, Gina.

- Bye.
- Bye!

God, I can't believe he actually lived here.

I think C.J. is really pissed off.

Hey, how ya doing?

I'll be right with you.

I got too much food here.

It's eight years old and I
think it's lived long enough.

Some banana, some oranges.

Stop!

Somebody get him cantalope.

- Hey, C.J.!
- How you doing?

- What's happening?
- Congratulations on law school.

Oh, man, thanks, thanks.

Man, what do ya got, what do ya want?

Got something with your name on it.

Right!

- What do you want, dude?
- Fluids.

Dos fluids, you heard the guy.

- Por favor.
- Coming up.

All right.

Hey, hey, hey.

Freeze it, easy.

Oh, ah.

What's the situation here?

I don't wanna talk about it.

Don't ask me about it
'cause I just don't wanna talk about it, okay?

She pisses me off, you know that?

End of discussion, I'm out of here.

- Thanks, dude.
- All right!

Hasta luego, man.

This is mine, dude.

Okay, take it.

Ow!

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, well, usually what happens
is around this time of year,

we like to deal in gross.

Uh-huh, yeah.

With the summer coming on, right.

You know, golf balls, that's our line.

Yeah.

Right, we have quite a bit in stock.

Blue, green, and I particularly like orange.

Well, then let's go ahead and seal the deal.

I can't tell you how great that makes me feel.

You've just given me and my new bride
a great honeymoon.

Yes, sir, yes, sir.

You've made yourself a friend for life.

Okay, buddy.

Uh-huh, goodnight.

Love muffin.

Guess who just got themselves
an all-expenses to Tahiti!

- Brad, that's great!
- Yeah!

- Wasn't I wonderful?
- Yes.

Well, stand up, let me take a look at you!

Turn around, slowly, slowly.

You like?

I love.

Boy, do I have good taste.

Keep doing that, keep doing that.

- I have to call my boss.
- Bradley!

Dimples, please, just one minute.

This line's busy,
why doesn't he have call waiting?

Turn the TV dials.

Now for the coup de grâce, some berries.

Que pasa, que pasa?

Woo, come on!

Yeah!

Come on, come on!

Yeah, get down on that thing!

Come on, Killer, do it!

Molly.

Ma-ma-ma.

Hey!

Come on!

Check this out, babe.

This'll warm you up.

Yeah!

This line's still busy.

Who could he be talking to?

Well, his loss.

Bradley.

Yes?

Let's go to the fiesta.

Please?

Now why would anybody wanna spend
an entire evening dancing with college boys?

Bradley's got a better idea.

Oh, really, what?

Hm?

What?

Let's order up some room service.

Anything that little heart of yours desires.

Anything?

Sure.

Surprise me.

Tss... oh!

Hello, room service, please.

Order the top of the line, anything you want.

Just make sure it's French.

- Um, a double order of French fries and...
- Give me that phone.

Hello?

I'm sorry.

Could you please send up a large bottle
of French champagne?

Yes, one of those sexy little Bruts
from the Loire section.

Uh-huh, 72, 73, or 80.

That's right, send it up to suite 515.

Okay.

Okay, thank you.

Muffins, could you hang that up, please?

I can't believe you ordered French fries!

- Well, but...
- Ah.

- I...
- Uh-uh.

- I...
- Uh.

From now on, I do all the ordering around here.

- And I order you to lay down, right now.
- Bradley!

Hey.

- Hi.
- Don't I know you?

You're the best dancer at Shangri-La, right?

- Right?
- Get outta here.

Let me have your autograph,
how about a dance lesson, huh?

- Shut up, come on.
- I'm serious.

I'm asking you to dance.

With you?

Yeah.

When she holds me.

Oh, when she holds me.

All around me...

So how do I compare to king of The Hippos?

Come on, C.J.

A slow song for her.

For her.

Now it could be a slow song

about the money I ain't got.

Oh, this could be a slow song

I can't believe it's our last night.

I know, me neither.

Hey, Moll, could I ask you a personal question?

Yeah.

How come you've been acting so weird lately?

- Weird?
- Yeah, weird.

C.J., haven't you ever been
really crazy about someone

and you just don't know how to say it?

No.

Well, maybe once, but it was a long time ago.

Oh.

God, babes are so ridiculous.

Any guy would be flattered to know
a chick had the hots for him.

Really?

So, I should just tell him?

Yeah.

You're hot for Mickey Leroy, aren't you?

God, no.

God, you're so ridiculous, I...

Whoa, I'm ridiculous?

You were falling all over the guy back there.

C.J.

Where have you been?

You bad boy.

How's it going, Mary Lou?

Practically perfect until now.

Now it's perfect.

God, I'm glad someone's having fun at the fiesta.

- Mary Lou, you know Molly, don't you?
- Molly?

You're the class valedictorian, right?

I've been dying to meet you.

Well, now you have.

Whoa.

You like?

Molly?

This is so filmic.

It's like I'm watching that dress come alive.

Where are you going?

Gina, I'm taking the big plunge.

I'm going to the Playa Del Mar.

Oh my God.

What're you gonna do?

Well, you can interview me tomorrow, okay?

- So I shouldn't wait up for you, right?
- Right.

And I shouldn't ask any more questions, right?

Right.

- Molly.
- Yeah?

Why are you taking the pizza?

Molly.

C.J.,
I can't believe you sent her to get us a pizza.

There's another working girl.

Jesus, they're getting younger all the time.

That one looks like a college girl.

Where do you think they learn it?

- Let's pull her in.
- Control yourself, Teddy,

or you'll never be more than a little dick.

Detective, hotel detective.

Not yet, understood?

Understood.

Remember, we can't touch her
unless she goes upstairs.

Right then.

Then we'll get convictions.

I'll be the one with the tall drink.

See ya.

Hi, Mickey?

Hi, this is Molly.

You know, from Shangri-La.

Yeah.

Well, I was just wondering whether
you might wanna have a drink with me?

I'm just right down here in the lobby.

Yeah.

Great, okay, well, what room are you in?

Okay, the lounge, I'll see you there.

Psst.

How ya doing?

Seen anything unusual?

No.

Pretty average evening, actually, sir.

- Hi.
- Hiya.

It's good to see you.

Come on.

God, I really like this place.

Oh yeah?

Want me to take this?

So you wanna dance?

Look, um, Molly...

The women here are so glamorous,
I can't believe this.

Well, they should be.

They're all pros, God love 'em.

Happy graduation!

Molly, C.J., Killer, Gina!

- Hello, guys?
- Val?

- Joe!
- Hey!

- Happy graduation!
- Thank you!

- Yay!
- Congratulations!

Mmm.

Jesus, what a night.

Thanks.

That was fun.

Well, that's it for me.

It must've been so great to have hit records and,

God, all those great people you must've known.

So talented and interesting.

Yeah.

Listen, Molly.

I had a long drive today to get up here,

and, um, I got some work that
I gotta take care of up in my room.

Yeah.

- So...
- Is it new material?

I mean, I'd love to hear it.

Listen, we both know why you came here,

but it ain't gonna happen.

So, if you hurry,
you can catch the end of the fiesta.

- I don't wanna go to the fiesta.
- Why not?

I fell in love at the fiesta freshman year.

Don't you have a boyfriend?

Hey, Molly.

You're a rock n' roller.

The night's not over 'till the sun comes up.

I'm sorry, I just feel so stupid.

I think you're great.

What's the matter now?

I think this false eyelash just got in my eye.

I don't know how to put these on right.

Don't worry, I got some eye drops up in the room.

Music, maestro!

Woo!

Get out!

Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

La-da!

Molly, Molly, Molly, Molly, Molly,

your eye is gonna be all right.

Hey, uh, why don't you take,
uh, this home with ya.

You might need it later, okay?

Here ya go, and, uh, this.

Careful.

You need a ride?

Oh, no, I have my moped downstairs.

Hey, hey, you shouldn't
be driving in this condition.

I'll get you a cab.

As a matter of fact,

I think you could use
just a little bit of fresh air,

so come on with me,
we'll go out on the terrace, all right?

And don't move until I come and get ya.

Groupies, God love 'em.

Connie.

Hi.

Well, hi.

- Hi.
- I thought we could have a drink.

Sure, sure, let's go downstairs to the lounge.

No, I wanna apologize
for being so rude this afternoon.

Oh, hey, don't give it a second thought,
I shoulda called.

You know I've never seen
what it's like when you're on the road.

Oh, there's nothin' to see,
it's really a mess, actually, I've been working.

Well, I just wanna see it.

- There's nothing to see now, it's just...
- Are you kidding?

- What, it's just a bed and a room.
- Oh, Michael,

this is...

- You've reached Shangri-La.
- Marleen, Abby,

- and Dottie are out.
- I'm Dottie.

Leave a message.

Gina, if you're there, please pick up the phone.

You're not gonna believe this, but I am stuck
on Mickey LeRoy's terrace,

and he's totally freaking out.

I don't know what to do.

I think I made a big mistake.

Well, I guess you're not there, bye.

The phone's ringin'.

I gotta answer it.

Would you... Honey, I'll...

Hello?

Shit.

Come on over into my office.

The cold passed reluctantly from the earth,

and so the seniors of Pacifica

entered their graduation.

What had taken four years to build,

shattered in a night.

In every direction,

stretches a tormented
wasted population of half men

suffering from delirium,

crying out in pain.

Oh, hi, Killer.

What had transpired

to bring humans to such animal degradation?

Who could know?

Who could ever know?

Who would want to know?

Ah!

- Oh, Val, now there's a look, come on.
- Gina.

- Come on.
- Brad's gonna kill me.

Oh, he's gonna love this look.

How'd you get into this mess?

We got a message!

Brad woke up.

Let me get this.

It's okay.

- Okay.
- Gina, if you're there, please pick up the phone.

You're not gonna believe this, but I am stuck
on Mickey LeRoy's terrace.

I'm totally freaking out, I don't know what to do.

Molly.

Gina, pull over, Gina,

slow down.

Just, just hold on.

Hold on, we gotta get there!

Slow down!

Please pull over.

No, I'm sober now, thank you very much.

Well, now we can proceed
with our mission for Molly.

- How ya doin'?
- I'm good, how are you?

Very nice.

- Take good care of her.
- Yeah, I take good care of her.

By the way, what's the matter with you,
couldn't you see she was upset,

why'd you let her go?

I don't know, she was impatient,
and I just lost her.

- Shit, do you think Mickey LeRoy's a white slaver?
- No, I think he's more like

a middle-aged drug dealer, come on.

- Ladies, ladies.
- Hi!

- Hi.
- Hi.

Look, look, Phillip,
it's another co-ed.

You girls are out a little late tonight,
aren't ya?

Yeah, we're looking for a friend of ours.

- Is he sort of a night owl?
- Yeah, yeah,

so we thought we'd just go right up to his room.

We're in business.

Not yet.

Yeah, there's more hookers
where they came from, huh?

Working girls, Ted, working girls.

We're gonna nail 'em this time, right, Phillip?

- Oh, God, I forgot his room number.
- Oh, she's, she's terrible with numbers.

- She forgets her own birthday.
- It's true, I do.

Oh, well, is it sort of a surprise?

- Right.
- Yeah.

- Yeah, yeah.
- Right, yeah.

- Yeah.
- Yeah, well, you know what?

I think I could help you out.

Why don't you just follow me this way.

They're going up, and her partner has a camera.

Kinky.

Very kinky.

I think it's time I call the paddy wagon.

Actually, you know what we're here
is really to find our friend,

and she's with this older guy.

Well, there's a lot of that around here.

- Yeah, she's kinda naive.
- Well, maybe not as naive as you think.

This is the place, have fun, girls.

- Hello, girls.
- New recruits.

Come on in.

I'm Anna, this is Julie.

Who are you?

Uh, I'm Gina, and this is Val,

- and I think we have the wrong room.
- Yeah.

Oh, wait a minute, come on in.

Yeah, come in, maybe we can help.

- Who's room are you looking for?
- Um, Mickey Leroy.

- Mickey...
- Look at the room list, Julie.

930, mm, luxury suite.

What you been, been doing Nautilus?

What would you say if I decided to stick around?

I could get away for you maybe.

Ah, good, good.

Let's do it again.

It's fun.

Woo!

This is the best I have had

- in a long time.
- Yeah, that's what they all say.

Val?

- Could you help me?
- Absolutely, sir.

I'm looking for a blonde in a purple negligee.

Have you seen her?

- Um, actually, I could help ya out.
- Well, she's lost.

Yeah, I know who she is...
I mean, I know where she is.

For just, uh, for $100 an hour.

What are you talking about?

Well, that's pretty much the going rate,
I mean, she's pretty hot.

I mean, I speak from experience really.

- That's my fiancé you're talking about!
- Well, I was just joking, it was just a joke!

Really.

- Shit!
- I'll rip your lungs out

one at a time!

Oh, Jesus,
I never knew he had that kind of temper.

You had just better be careful

- 'cause I've heard of a thing called wife beating.
- No, Gina, no, I know he really loves me.

He's just a little,

- um, demonstrative.
- Oh, that's a good choice.

So, uh, you guys, um,

um, do you hang out here

at the Playa del Mar?

Oh, yes,
it's been a very good season for business,

you know, spring fever.

No, it's the economy, the interest rates are down.

Yeah, I've even been thinking about
buying some property, you know,

I had it with stocks.

Brad does condos.

- Condos?
- Mm-hmm.

Brad's the one who's been demonstrative.

Let me look, let me take a look.

Well, whoever he is, he's gone.

Want a little advice?

- Next time, get your money up front.
- Get your money up front.

- Okay.
- Okay, thanks.

Hello, girlies.

You're making a very big mistake.

I just left my ID at home.

- If you'd just ask her.
- We're right, you got the wrong people.

Sure, kid, that's what they all say.

Hang loose, child,
it's an occupational hazard.

This isn't my occupation.

Gina, would you shut up, please get in the wagon?

- Brad will kill me if he sees me.
- Now wait a minute, I know my rights.

What about the Miranda case?

Ah, you know that bitch, Miranda?

That bitch, Miranda, is my best friend.

Shut up, you hookers!

Alleged!

Save it for the judge.

Just get in the truck.

Leanne, what the hell's goin' on here,
and would you put the gun away?

- Put your holster back in your belt.
- Gina, Val,

- what's goin' on?
- Young lady, back over here.

- Right over here, doll, right over there.
- Talk to him!

- Right back here, okay?
- Sir,

- you're making a a mistake.
- You want in with the hookers?

- There's a lot of them on that van.
- Alleged, alleged!

Ted, you want in with them?

Take it back inside, then, will you, please?

- Thank you.
- You two, please, inside.

Molly, whatever you do, just don't tell Brad.

Please, anything, just don't tell Brad.

- Don't resist arrest.
- Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

Here, my ring, bail money.

Get 'em the hell outta here.

There's a full moon in the sky tonight.

- You'll be knockin' at my door...
- Okay, so,

we each get one phone call
when we get there.

Who do you wanna call?

Are you kidding, nobody.

They'll all flip.

Molly'll get us out.

Right?

Right, right.

'Cause I don't want him to think
he's got a hold on me.

Damn it!

It's dangerous, dangerous to try at home.

You want some?

For the pictures?

Oh, no, thanks.

Jesus, this is not happening.

Say, isn't that a movie camera?

No, actually it's video.

- Oh.
- She used to be in the movies.

Wow, would I know any of 'em?

Well, maybe.

Evelyn's Little Black Book, one, two, and three?

Oh, my God, I finally met a porno queen.

It's dangerous, dangerous...

Okay, Val, just if you could move into
this shot right over here.

Fantastic, just as real life.

- That's my best side.
- That's great.

Thanks, a lot.

Gina, if we don't get out of here,
Brad is really gonna be pissed off.

Val, relax.

Molly'll take care of it.

Dangerous, dangerous for body and soul.

When I'm alone I feel like Hell.

When I'm with you, I feel like home.

Okay, let's go inside.

- Let's move it.
- All right.

Line up right over there.

- Come on, come on.
- Come on, let go!

- There's no joke now, ladies.
- Confiscate valuables.

Valuable, this is... man!

- Valuables in the bag, in the bag.
- Can I keep this ring,

- it's my mother's.
- Welcome, ladies.

- It's so nice to have you here.
- Hey, give us the camera, the camera.

- It's okay, it's okay.
- No, I'm sorry.

I'll take the camera.

This has all been a big mistake.

- Who do we speak to about mistakes?
- It's true, we don't even...

Ow!

Picture!

Picture.

Picture!

Picture.

Picture.

Oh, Brad is going to kill me.

Then, he's going to die.

Val, do you see Brad here?

Is Brad here?

- No.
- Okay, well, just relax.

- Gina?
- Yeah?

- What, what time do you think it is now?
- It's time to ask about Brad again.

- Oh, just fine, fine.
- No, I don't mean that.

I just mean, just enjoy this.

I mean, Molly's gonna get us out of here.

All we have to do is enjoy this,
look at this place!

I mean, will you look at that toilet?

It's the most disgusting toilet I ever saw.

- What if you had to pee right now?
- Would you shut up?

I do have to go pee right now!

Excuse me,

do you got a cigarette?

Oh, no, I'm sorry.

- We don't smoke.
- I shoulda known the Miss Americas don't smoke.

Now you stop teasing the kids, all right?

Shut up, slut.

Alleged.

What are you in for?

We're innocent.

That's telling them.

What are you in for?

Manslaughter.

Shh!

Don't tell anybody.

Who'd you kill?

Why would you ask me a question like that?

Because I gather information.

But I don't give information.

You think I'm a snitch.

She thinks I'm a snitch!

- I'm a snitch!
- That's right, kids, don't take her crap, all right?

Gina, I think that you should shut up now.

No, I mean, I wish I had my camera.

We're just getting to the great stuff!

Dude.

Mm?

Dude!

Rise and shine.

Major waves.

No babes.

I wasn't into it.

All right.

Yeah.

Up top!

I study nuclear science.

I love my classes.

I got a crazy teacher,
he wears dark glasses.

All right!

Woo-hoo-hoo!

I'm doin' all right, gettin' good grades.

The future's so bright

I gotta wear shades.

I got a job waiting for my graduation.

Fifty thou a year will buy a lot of beer.

Things are goin' great

- and they're only gettin' better.
- All right, dude!

I'm doin' all right, gettin' good grades.

Things are so bright

I gotta wear shades.

This is mine, guys.

Well, I'm heavenly blessed
and worldly wise.

I'm a peepin' tom techie with x-ray eyes.

Things are goin' great,

and they're only gettin' better.

I'm doin' all right, gettin' good grades.

The future's so bright

I gotta wear shades.

Hey, Killer, hey!

Woo!

Cough it up, dude.

Give him some room, give him some room.

All right, just breathe, dude,
breathe, breathe, relax.

This is the Luciano Bail a-Bonds.

If you have a-bad a-luck,
we got a defense to book.

We're at the corner of Penitentiary and State.

Sorry, honey.

The court doesn't accept Mastercard,

- but you have a nice day.
- Thanks, a lot!

They don't care if you're Nancy Reagan,

bail's gonna cost you a bundle, doll.

Blonde, huh, you know how many...

And you're saying something,

you start, you start touching the roof,
and all of a sudden you just stop,

and you say "Wait a minute, man."

- I should be dead.
- I know, man, I was there.

I don't know what happened.

I was out there just havin' a grand old time.

The next thing I knew, boom,
that's the problem with scream time, man.

It was so weird, you know.

The last thing I thought
of before I blacked out...

I don't even know if I should say this.

- Molly.
- How'd you know, man?

You think that's lame, or what?

You are you, man.

Big changes.

Yeah, I don't know about you,
but there's some breakfast in my future.

Speaking of which.

What, whoa!

Cervezas, excellent!

Oh, man.

Yeah, law school, law of the land.

That's, that's your place, man.

You tryin' to say that just 'cause I ate it
on one lousy wave, that I can't surf anymore?

- No, no.
- Good.

It's time, man.

I passed my last course.

- I don't believe you.
- Yup.

That last paper you wrote for me,
the one on Spinoza, I got an A.

- No.
- I got an A, she gave me an A.

Change is inevitable, man.

Bull.

I'm goin' around the world, dude.

Alone.

Hey, uh, screw law school, man.

- I wanna come with!
- No, no, no.

- Yeah!
- No, I'm gonna need a lawyer someday,

and I want it to be you.

All right, man.

See that horizon?

Yeah.

You are you.

Hey, dude, aloha to the birds.

Breakfast, ladies.

You, red, down.

- Sit.
- She's just memorizing every detail.

No back talking, blondie, eat your breakfast.

Wake up, girls, room service.

Mm, doesn't that look good?

Um, I had a very bad experience
with oatmeal when I was little.

I thought I was going to like it,
and then I threw up on my bunk bed at camp.

And I was wondering if
there would be any way at all

that I could, uh, have something else?

No, there isn't anything else, ma'am.

You better eat it because it's the last

- you're gonna get until tonight.
- What?

But, but we're graduating this afternoon.

Oh, congratulations.

Bon appétit!

Wow, you really have amazing table manners.

You must have had a pretty interesting home life.

- It's pretty disgusting, though.
- Look, I'm strung out.

Why don't you just stick your nose
back into your plate, and leave me alone?

Okay, just a second, I just,

I wanna ask you this one question, I've always...

How do you stick those needles into your arm?

How do you do that, I mean, what?

- Shut up!
- Hey!

Don't you even think of touching her!

Oh, I'm gonna touch her.

I'm about to give little miss mouth a fat lip

- to match her fat head.
- Oh, yeah, yeah?

- Val, I just...
- You're gonna have to go through me first.

- I went too far.
- Fine with me 'cause I'm gonna rip you apart

- with my bare hands, blondie.
- Hit her in the nose, Val!

I think it's a great idea, she needs a face lift.

Woo-hoo!

- Val!
- Way to go!

Hey, Molly.

- Sorry.
- Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.

It's okay.

Is everything okay?

What's a matter, what's wrong?

Look, Gina and Val
went to the Playa del Mar last night...

- Yeah.
- ...and they got arrested,

and they're in jail.

What, they're in... Val and Gina are in jail?

- You've gotta be...
- I need bail money,

and I've looked everywhere over this stupid place,

- and I can't find any.
- Just, just, just,

wait a second, okay?

Una momentito.

Problems are over.

Here we go.

- I Walked with a Zombie, a fine one.
- C.J., this isn't a joke, all right?

Look, I can't believe
you didn't know she kept it in here.

I mean, how long have you lived with her,

three years, or something like that?

- I mean, I can't believe...
- Will you just cool it, okay?

- I'm upset!
- Well, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, okay?

I'm, I'm sorry.

I don't wanna fight anymore.

What are they, what are they in for?

Prostitution?

Oh, my God, I knew Gina was short on money,

- but I had no idea.
- What are we gonna do?

We don't have enough money for bail.

Just a matter of delicate negotiations,
that's all.

I mean, it's only their first felony.

- I can probably get 'em parole.
- C.J.

Just joking.

Smile.

- Morning.
- Morning, can I help you?

Yeah, we'd like to see the duty officer, please?

Yeah, that would be Sergeant McLeish.

Yeah, well, could you get him?

Sure this is gonna work?

I didn't spend four years in pre-law for nothin'.

- Don't worry about it, it's gonna be a breeze.
- Thank you.

Hi, we were waiting for Sergeant McLeesh.

How can I help you?

Um, actually I'm here regarding
a little case of mistaken identity.

Uh, last night two women were arrested,

- and incarcerated here.
- Oh, that's too bad.

What were the charges?

Just bear with me for a minute.

Um, let me preface this by saying that, uh,

both of these women were
honor students at Pacifica College,

and neither one has
a prior police record of any kind.

- And they're very good friends of ours.
- Moll, I'm handling this, okay?

- All right.
- Well, just calm down.

I just wanna know what the charges are.

- It's not...
- Soliciting.

They're totally innocent
of the charges, I can assure you.

Oh, and you've tried them.

You're the judge, and you're the jury, hm?

Uh, I think we can clear this little problem up

without any kind of a wrongful arrest lawsuit

- or anything...
- Oh, you've studied your law?

Oh, very good.

Do you have some
positive identification on your friends?

As a matter of fact, got it right here.

Hmm, student IDs.

You 21?

Yes.

Good, then I'll release them to your custody

for $500 bail each...

cash.

- Cash?
- Yeah.

Um, could you just wait

for one minute, please?

Sure.

Just wait a minute, look,
I got an idea, okay?

Just give me a chance, okay?

Miss, ma'am, um,

I'm really worried that we're
not gonna get to graduation,

and I just thought that maybe you could
accept this ring as collateral for the bail?

I know it's worth a lot more than $1,000.

Hm, an engagement ring?

How romantic.

You must be a pretty good friend
to wanna give up your ring for 'em.

- Benny, yo, Benny.
- Yeah.

Do these students look like hookers to you?

- Uh...
- Don't answer that.

Release 'em.

Valerie Anne O'Herlihy!

I damn near called out
a missing persons report on you, young lady.

You have a little explaining to do.

- Bradley, Bradley, please!
- Ah!

- Please, don't be upset, I can explain this.
- Oh, my God, angel,

how did you get that purple thing on your face?

Tomorrow night we have dinner with the boss.

How am I gonna explain that?

And you've ruined my favorite jacket.

I can't trust you with anything, can I?

Well, you don't have to because we do.

Did you say something?

- Molly, he was mean to me.
- Forget him, just forget him.

Come on, we'll leave right now.

They'll mail you your diploma.

I'll drive you right over and have you ralphed,
okay?

And after a week laying' in the sun,
you'll be all scrumptious again,

and we can forget this whole terrible day.

I, I don't wanna forget this day.

You don't understand.

This is your last chance, you come with me now,
or I'm calling this wedding off.

You have to decide whether you wanna be
friends with these people or my wife.

- Well...
- Okay!

Then it's settled, right?

- Come on, we'll leave right now.
- I have something to say to you!

Bradley, please, I have something to tell you!

Tell me in the Beemer, all right?

On the way, okay?

Molly, do you have my ring?

I'm so glad I found you,
I was so worried, come on.

Buckle up, Brad.

Fine.

Fine, you wait and see!

In six months, you're gonna be banging on my door.

I don't think so.

Ugh!

Come on.

God, I can't wait to tell Killer
about that right hook.

Man, he's gonna die.

He is.

Killer's, Killer's gone.

Where'd he go?

He just took off.

Said it was his time.

Just, he's gone.

I've been the one

who has been frightened.

Almost borne away.

You ladies need some help?

...that I feared yesterday.

And it must be dust or smoke

- that's in my eyes.
- You okay, Val?

How can I cry about something
from someone that I won't see?

Welp, gotta get cleaned up.

See you at the main event.

I put my pride

in my pocket.

That's how I'll spend my loneliest days.

And it must be dust or smoke that's in my eyes.

Graduation.

Our costumes.

I've been the one

who has been frightened

and almost borne away

by the very thoughts

that I feared yesterday.

Oh,
and it must be dust or smoke that's in my eyes.

It suddenly feels like we don't live here anymore.

I mean, I know it's only been a day, but...

everything's changed.

Your eye hurt?

It's numb.

I completely forgot all about it.

You know, the blues and yellows
are really beautiful.

Sorry.

I'll tell you something, though, I...

I think... I know this has been

one of the best days I've ever had.

Me too.

You wanna talk about it?

- Well, do you have your tape recorder on?
- No!

- You swear, you promise?
- No!

No, it's just me talking to just you.

I'm boring.

You're totally wrong.

You were fantastic today, Val.

I really admire you.

Killer?

Man, I knew you wouldn't bag out on me, dude.

- Oh, oh, Moll.
- Sorry, I...

I just came to say goodbye.

Oh, uh.

Well... no, no, no, don't...

don't go.

Can you just hang out for a little while?

Have a seat.

I'm sorry about the mess.

We, we kinda got a little shortage of chairs.

Um, we just try to keep it

a little informal at the casa de Killer and C.J.

Can I hold you?

Girl, your smile lights up the sky.

You are too beautiful for the human eye.

You are the dream that never dies.

You are the fire that burns inside.

Baby,

I never thought that I could love

someone as much as I love you.

I know it's crazy, but it's true.

Oh!

You are the sunshine in the sky.

You are the sparkle in my eyes.

Oh!

I never thought that I could need

someone as much as I need you.

I love you.

I welcome you to Pacifica College's
41st graduating ceremony.

I'm privileged to introduce a young woman

whose accomplishments and creative achievements

have impressed the entire
faculty and student body.

This year's valedictorian, Molly Morrison.

Showtime, Moll.

So many things have happened, really great things.

Anyway, how can you sum up
four years at Pacifica in words?

What I've come to realize is that,
in a nutshell,

experience is really your best teacher.

And, um, the experience we've had here together

is the best we'll ever have.

So, the main thing I wanna say is

to everyone here at Pacifica...
All the graduating seniors...

Thanks, it's been great.

You might have seen us once or twice

with our hands clenched oh so tight.

People stopped and stared as we walked by.

Well, my heart is in her hands.

No one will ever understand

how crazy and in love I really am.

Dial my number,
I have no number at all.

We'll keep to ourselves, and boy we're better off.

We don't need no television.

We don't need no phone.

We're caught up in this life together.

We're fine on our own.

We don't need no television,

we don't need no phone.

We're caught up in this life together

please leave us alone.

I can tell you when I felt this way.

Since we left Montego Bay,

we both knew that something started then.

Well, I'm back home in the states.

Locking up our heart shaped gates.

You'll send me to your pink and yellow lace.

Dial my number, I have no number at all.

We'll keep to ourselves, and boy we're better off.

We don't need no television,

we don't need no phone.

We're caught up in this life together

we're fine on our own.

We don't need no television,

we don't need no phone.

We're caught up in this life together

please leave us... Dial my number,
I have no number at all.

At all.

And it's dedicated to Val, and to Molly,
and to Killer, and to C.J.