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They say that by the end
of your first semester in med school,
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it's already obvious
what kind of doctor you'll end up being.
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- Him.
- Who, Trang?
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- Yep.
- Man.
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Small hands, great with the ladies.
OBIGYN.
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No, more like a shopping mall
pretzel vendor. Next.
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Maybe emergency medicine.
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- Nope. Pediatrics.
- There it is.
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- What's up?
- Hello.
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Hi.
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Man, you're so lucky
to have someone like Drew.
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I wish I could find a stud wannabe
surgeon to take under my wing.
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I've been making a play
for this guy right here, Clint,
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but he's too cool and aloof.
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- See you in class, Dr. Turk.
- Not if I see you first! Ha!
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We gonna kick it.
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He's going to think I'm lame.
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You are lame.
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All right then, listen up, murderers.
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As you know, we are approaching
the end of the semester.
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The Ceremony of Thanks
is quickly approaching.
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That's where you publicly thank
the friends and families
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of the cadavers
you've been dissecting this semester.
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It's actually a pretty sweet deal
for them.
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After their loved ones are stripped
for parts like a 1998 Mitsubishi Mirage,
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we treat them to some free cold cuts
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and a chance to listen to you
regurgitate some trite quotes
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about their family members' sacrifice
that you found on the Internet.
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Oh! Yeah. Heads up
to all you white people out there.
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Reciting a Maya Angelou poem
in an old black lady's voice?
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Not cool, okay?
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Cole, talking to you. Talking to you.
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What are you cooking?
I can smell it from next door.
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It's a wild mushroom and shrimp risotto
I learned to make
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while working at a hostel in Naples.
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- Risotto. It's gay for rice, right?
- Yeah. Shrimp's gay for chicken.
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- Hey, should we get married today?
- What?
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We've been dating for four months.
I mean, it's pretty good, right?
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Let's stop screwing around
and just get it over with. Who cares?
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Okay, obviously, your diet
of power bars and boxed wine
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has scrambled your brain.
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We got a great thing going here,
you know? Why mess with it?
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Yeah, you're probably right.
It was just an idea.
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Okay.
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Let's make a baby instead.
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I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
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I'm on my birth control, I think.
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Yeah.
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How great is this cadaver ceremony
going to be?
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We have to start planning what
we're going to do for you-know-who.
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You know he can't actually hear you.
He is a corpse.
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I am just excited to honor his memory.
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I don't see what the big deal is.
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People die in third-world countries
all the time and no one cares.
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Since when did you become
so political?
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Since my boy, Trent,
went on a surf vacation to El Salvador
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and got a tattoo infection.
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He had to die with a partial mermaid
on his shoulder.
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It just looked like a regular stupid lady.
Where was his ceremony?
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Am I the only one that cares
about doing something nice for Ben?
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- Lucy, it's not that we don't care.
- I actually do not care.
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It's just that, with the semester ending,
we all have a lot on our plate,
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and the cadaver ceremony
didn't make the top of the list.
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Guys, just do me a favor, okay?
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Come up with one thing that's
important to you about Ben. That's it.
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Could be a poem or
a lightly choreographed dance number.
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Don't be afraid to go modern.
I think Ben would appreciate it.
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Fine. Or you could just bring
some pretzels or something.
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Well, Cole, everything looks great.
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Two weeks out, the wound's healed.
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Test results came back clean.
Your cancer's gone.
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It's so crazy.
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You know, I've always known
that a surgeon might hook me up
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with some sweet calf implants
or a robot arm.
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Mmm.
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But I never thought
one would save my life.
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Not going to lie,
surgeons are pretty awesome.
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Hey, Dr. T, do you believe in fate?
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You know, like the stuff they talk about
during the boring parts of Lost?
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Well, I was thinking
that maybe I got cancer for a reason.
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Like somebody up there is telling me
that I'm supposed to be a surgeon.
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Cole, you don't want to be a surgeon.
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Now, just a second there, Gandhi.
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You've been looking for a protege and
the good Lord answered your prayers.
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Dr. T, I would kill to be your protege.
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You don't want
to be a surgeon, Cole, okay?
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It's boring and it sucks.
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It's the complete opposite
of a waterslide.
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Dr. Turk is right. You'd hate it.
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All the blood and guts,
it's like an amazing horror movie.
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I love horror movies.
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Sure, but you'd have to wear
a mask like a ninja.
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And who wants to do that?
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Last Halloween, I was a slutty ninja.
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Oh! This is going to be awesome!
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I'm more sure
about wanting to be a surgeon
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than I've ever been
about anything, ever.
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Okay, I gotta go
update my Facebook status,
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but then I'm going to come back
and I'm going to start shadowing you,
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and I'm never going to leave your side.
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- You're happy, aren't you?
- I don't know about happy,
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but darn it all,
I feel alive for the first time,
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and that's nice, so nice.
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All right, I am so excited to see
what we've all written about Ben.
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Pass them up.
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Really? Nothing?
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Thank you, Drew.
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This is a receipt for a pair of pants.
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Yeah. Well, I didn't want
to leave you hanging.
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And I'm going to need that back.
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I'm probably
going to return those pants.
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They were skinny jeans
and I couldn't pull them off.
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Literally took me, like, an hour
to pull them off.
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Guys, we've gotta come up
with something good.
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The other groups are way ahead of us.
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They think they're so bad-ass
just 'cause Ron had a vestigial tail
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and spinal meningitis.
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Ben could have had that tail.
He's just not a show-off like Ron.
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Cole, you're all up under me.
You need to back up, all right?
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I mean, you smell great,
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but I don't think I should know that
about you.
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Yeah, no, I'm sorry, Dr. T.
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It's just I'm so psyched
about this surgery thing.
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I already know what I'm going to call
my surgical practice, "Cole Cutz."
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- With a "Z"?
- That's right.
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Man, you gotta knock
before you enter Cole's brain.
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Okay. Well, why don't you go upstairs
and get me some stuff?
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- Yeah, yeah. What kind of stuff?
- Everything that's up there.
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- Done.
- All right.
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Dude.
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Don't worry about Cole, all right?
He never sticks with anything.
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He said he was going to learn
a new bone in the body every day,
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until he figured out that the penis
wasn't actually one of them and quit.
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Hmm.
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Just be tough on him. He'll bail.
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So, you want to be a surgeon, huh?
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Well, then you need to understand
that it's not about glamour or money
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or even making
a great mix CD for the OR.
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Surgery is long, tedious and boring.
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I get it. Like episodes of Entourage
that revolve around Turtle.
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Sometimes you have to stand
totally still
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and stay completely lasered in,
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even if it means just holding this clamp
because this clamp right here,
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this clamp could keep someone alive.
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That's what you're going to practice
right now.
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- You think you can handle it?
- I'll stay here as long as it takes.
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I'll even cancel my 5:30
at the tanning salon.
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Cole, you had skin cancer,
like, yesterday.
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Just hold the damn clamp.
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What the...
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There you are.
Can you believe this?
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Apparently, there was water damage
in the wall or something.
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Yeah, I heard about that.
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Some guy upstairs
cracks his head open in the shower,
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lies there for four hours,
and we gotta pay the price.
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You think they'll be able to fix it?
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It could be kind of cool, right?
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I mean, instead of my crappy room
and your crappy room,
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we could have one giant crappy suite.
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I mean, it'd be kind of
like we're living together, you know?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, that's exactly what it'd be like.
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Exactly. Exactly like that.
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Exactly.
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I was really excited
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because I'd done
a bunch of research about Ben's life,
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and I couldn't wait
to share it with the group.
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Cole, did you know Ben was president
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of the Association
for Independent Dry Cleaners
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for the mid-Atlantic region
from 1973 to 1976?
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Woman! Can't you see I'm in surgery?
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Uh... No. Can other people see that?
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Look, I'm sorry,
I don't have time for this.
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Go bother Drew.
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Okay, now,
I know you're not excited about Ben,
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but would it change things at all
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if I told you that he had
a time-share in Myrtle Beach?
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Wow! So, he got to spend
two weeks a year, one of them off-peak,
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in South Carolina's third most popular
vacation destination?
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- Game-changer.
- Heads up.
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Oh.
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So, you're bringing
some of your stuff in. Good.
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Yeah, I'm just going to keep this
on your bed for a while
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since we always sleep in mine anyway.
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And until they fix the hole,
I figure this area could kind of be like
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a den I hangout I
place where we have dirty sex
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on top of my hockey equipment.
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Honey, Lucy's here.
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I'm sorry, I should clarify.
The sex is actually pretty vanilla.
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It's the hockey equipment that's dirty.
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God, I am liking this.
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- Yeah. Yeah, me, too.
- I'll be back in a jiff.
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Okay.
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I don't like this at all.
I like things clean and simple.
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Everything I own is in that box.
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A hat, some ramen and a car battery?
Don't you have personal things?
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Had that car battery a long time.
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Cole, I totally forgot about you.
Have you been standing here all day?
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I don't know.
I can't read old-people clocks.
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And you haven't moved once,
not even to pee?
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No. I learned a trick at keggers when
there's a long line at the bathroom.
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Let a little out, let it dry.
Little out, let it dry.
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Didn't I say that he has what it takes
to be a surgeon?
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Beyond the blind sense of entitlement
and complete lack of human empathy,
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there's the empty-headed
concentration,
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the unjustifiable arrogance
and the sheer willingness
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to stand in one place
and wet yourself like a zoo elephant.
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That's awe-inspiring stuff.
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Thank you, Dr. C.
I proved myself, right?
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- So, let's go open a brother up.
- First of all, why it gotta be a brother?
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And second of all, a surgeon has to
have a delicate touch and steady hand.
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Now, I want you to take these tweezers
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and remove the fortune from this cookie
without breaking it.
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I can do that. Check out these brows.
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I know my way around
a pair of tweezies.
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Is it bright? Is it bright?
Is it too bright?
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Lots of distractions in surgery.
Blood everywhere.
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And out of nowhere,
there could come a noise
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to just break your concentration.
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A drum line in the OR? What?
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- Done.
- Hmm?
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Somebody snare me.
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I want you to imagine
these bears were in a horrible accident,
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like a bus crash.
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And before you ask, no, I don't know
why the bears were on a bus.
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Maybe they're super-smart government
bears on their way to fight terrorism.
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Anyway, all you need to do is sew
one of these bad boys up before me,
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and I'll know you have the skills
to be a surgeon.
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- Are we clear?
- As a vodka-tonic.
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I'm really disappointed in you guys.
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All you had to do was write
one measly, little line about Ben,
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and you couldn't handle that.
What are we going to do about this?
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We're not going to do anything.
We gotta bounce.
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- Maya's treating me to dinner.
- Yeah.
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- It's Vietnamese Valentine's Day.
- It's not real.
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Yeah, I gotta go, too.
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I gotta figure out what I'm going to do
about the giant hole in my wall.
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Sadly, that's not a metaphor.
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Stop! You guys,
we've only been here one semester
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and we're already becoming jaded.
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Before Ben was our homework,
he was a real human being with a job
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and a wife and a son, Eric,
who's going to be here tomorrow.
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Fine. I'll do it myself.
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Saying how you feel
can be tricky.
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Some people will do anything
to hide their true emotions...
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What's the big surprise?
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Oh.
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- A curtain.
- Yeah.
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I put this in
so we can maintain our separate zones.
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What if I want to come see my stuff?
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That's the best part.
It's all back in your closet.
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So, cool. We're good.
What do you want to do tonight?
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Want to get married? Ha-ha.
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Remember that?
255
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...while others have no problem telling
you exactly what's on their mind.
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- Done!
- I'm not even close.
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Man, that bear's in bad shape.
That's sad, Cole.
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Looks like being a surgeon
is just not for you.
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00:13:25,601 --> 00:13:29,594
And sometimes you're so excited
to tell someone your feelings...
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Excuse me.
Are you Ben Coleman's son?
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- Yeah.
- Hi, I'm Lucy Bennett.
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We worked with your father
in our anatomy class.
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And I'm sort of in charge
of our group's tribute to him.
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And I just wanted to know if there's
anything you wanted us to include.
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...that you never consider
they might not feel the same way.
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Well, how about
that he was a miserable, horrible dad,
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who pretty much ruined my childhood,
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and I'm only here
to see him put in the ground?
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I guess I could work that in.
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Over the next 20 minutes,
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Eric regaled me with
horrible stories about Ben.
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He was never around when I was a kid.
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He cheated on my mom.
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He didn't call me for 20 years.
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Okay, but you gotta admit
he was an excellent bowler.
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I found a photo from when he rolled
that perfect game on June 16, 1976.
277
00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:30,351
So, that's where he was
on my seventh birthday.
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Balls.
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00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:36,596
Dr. Cox, I don't know what I'm gonna do
about this ceremony. I had this whole...
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No sitting.
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00:14:39,070 --> 00:14:42,631
Can't you see I'm reading
a very important chart here?
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A British tabloid?
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00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:47,777
This chart functions as my shield
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to protect me
from those who would annoy me.
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- Hey, Dr. C.
- Shield on.
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See what you've done?
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You have destroyed
the shield-like power of my chart.
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I guess starting tomorrow
I'll be shadowing you again.
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I decided
that surgery's not really my thing.
290
00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:10,531
No, no.
You are supposed to be with Dr. Turk.
291
00:15:10,568 --> 00:15:11,933
Where is Dr. Turk?
292
00:15:13,004 --> 00:15:16,701
Gandhu, step away from
the pizza pastry, would you, please?
293
00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:19,801
Yeah, but the chemicals taste better
when it's hot, so...
294
00:15:19,844 --> 00:15:23,336
Fair enough. I've come to clear up
a point of confusion.
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This is what a protege should look like.
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It is an empty vessel
that I'm filling with knowledge.
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I also get to hold stuff.
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Cole didn't have what it takes, all right?
We surgeons are an elite crew.
299
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Really? Say, Todd, do me a favor.
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00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:38,259
Would you tell me
what that wonderful new invention is
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00:15:38,296 --> 00:15:39,422
you've been working on?
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00:15:39,463 --> 00:15:41,658
It's a series of erotic novelty wines.
303
00:15:41,699 --> 00:15:45,567
Chardonn-gay, Sauvignon Donk,
Teeny-Weeny Peni Grigio.
304
00:15:45,603 --> 00:15:49,198
Patent-pending five. Drink up, boys.
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Yes, indeedy, sweetie.
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You surgeons truly are
the chosen ones.
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00:15:54,145 --> 00:15:57,114
Come on, he wasn't even serious
about it. I bet he's already moved on.
308
00:15:57,148 --> 00:16:00,083
Actually, he hasn't. He's still practicing.
309
00:16:06,324 --> 00:16:07,814
I can fix it.
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And the worst part is I had to stay
in that room for 17 horse funerals.
311
00:16:14,065 --> 00:16:19,526
Okay, so young Cole may not be
an ideal protege.
312
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He may not even be an ideal human.
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Nevertheless, you don't get to pick
who needs you as a mentor.
314
00:16:25,710 --> 00:16:27,678
Do you realize, for the last eight years,
315
00:16:27,712 --> 00:16:31,011
I've been saddled
with a whiny, clingy lady-man
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whose very life force
was dependent on hugs?
317
00:16:34,485 --> 00:16:36,885
And now, of course,
I have young Drew.
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And although he may be filled
with a bubbling rage
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that I fear cannot be contained
very much longer,
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at least he doesn't need me
to hold his hand
321
00:16:46,030 --> 00:16:48,089
when he speaks of love
and his true feelings.
322
00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:50,692
The point is
we don't always get to choose
323
00:16:50,735 --> 00:16:54,865
who deserves and who wants our help.
That's it.
324
00:16:54,905 --> 00:16:57,567
Why you gotta always ruin
pastry time?
325
00:16:58,576 --> 00:17:00,476
Perfectly good pastry.
326
00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:08,615
- Dr. Cox, can I ask you something?
- Yes.
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When you're in love,
how do you set aside your fears
328
00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:16,752
so that you can just dive in
and follow your heart?
329
00:17:16,794 --> 00:17:19,058
Oh, dear God, Drew, not you.
330
00:17:20,097 --> 00:17:23,624
It's happening again.
It's happening again.
331
00:17:32,472 --> 00:17:37,603
Ben, I am very upset with you.
You tricked me.
332
00:17:37,644 --> 00:17:43,378
All old and cute on the outside
and horrible and cruel on the inside.
333
00:17:44,183 --> 00:17:46,617
I was planning
an amazing tribute for you,
334
00:17:46,653 --> 00:17:50,350
stories and poems
and a dozen purple balloons
335
00:17:50,390 --> 00:17:52,654
to signify a cluster of grapes.
336
00:17:53,126 --> 00:17:54,957
Well, now I'm going to pop them
337
00:17:54,994 --> 00:18:00,193
so they look like raisins, nature's
saddest fruit, all shriveled and dry.
338
00:18:00,233 --> 00:18:02,724
Hey. Stop being weird.
339
00:18:02,769 --> 00:18:05,465
I'm trying to eat my sandwich
around some corpses.
340
00:18:05,505 --> 00:18:09,066
- Why are you eating lunch in here?
- Why are you yelling at a dead guy?
341
00:18:09,108 --> 00:18:11,167
See, we all got a lot of questions.
342
00:18:11,210 --> 00:18:14,805
I'm yelling at Ben because I made
this really beautiful tribute for him,
343
00:18:14,847 --> 00:18:16,678
and it turns out he was a jerk.
344
00:18:16,716 --> 00:18:19,913
- So? Did he have all his parts?
- Yeah.
345
00:18:19,953 --> 00:18:21,477
Were you able
to slice through his tendons,
346
00:18:21,521 --> 00:18:23,716
sift through his lower intestines
and study the anatomy
347
00:18:23,756 --> 00:18:26,691
- of his right hepatic flexure?
- Yes.
348
00:18:26,726 --> 00:18:29,286
Then he was exactly
who he was supposed to be.
349
00:18:29,329 --> 00:18:31,627
Who cares if he was a jerk in real life?
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00:18:31,664 --> 00:18:32,961
You have to learn to adjust
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00:18:32,999 --> 00:18:36,230
when your expectations
don't match the reality,
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00:18:36,269 --> 00:18:39,864
whether it's about the present state
of a relationship...
353
00:18:40,607 --> 00:18:44,236
- What are you doing?
- I'm taking down the curtain.
354
00:18:45,111 --> 00:18:46,203
Sorry I was such a jerk.
355
00:18:46,245 --> 00:18:49,009
It's just sometimes
the tiniest changes terrify me,
356
00:18:49,048 --> 00:18:52,245
and I just need a little time
to process things,
357
00:18:52,285 --> 00:18:54,515
but eventually I come around.
358
00:18:57,090 --> 00:18:59,024
Is this a sledgehammer?
359
00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:02,394
Is what a sledgehammer?
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00:19:04,964 --> 00:19:06,625
This sledgehammer.
361
00:19:09,802 --> 00:19:12,737
You're the one
who put the hole in the wall.
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00:19:12,939 --> 00:19:14,839
I may have.
363
00:19:14,874 --> 00:19:18,241
Look, I mean,
room and board is expensive.
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00:19:18,277 --> 00:19:21,405
I think that we should live together
next year.
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00:19:21,447 --> 00:19:24,439
So, this was my way
of easing you into it, you know,
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00:19:24,484 --> 00:19:27,146
getting you comfortable with the idea.
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00:19:27,820 --> 00:19:30,448
I'm curious to see whether it worked.
368
00:19:32,191 --> 00:19:36,821
- This is where you say...
- I'm in love with a sociopath?
369
00:19:36,863 --> 00:19:38,888
Wrong. Yes or no.
370
00:19:38,931 --> 00:19:40,831
I mean, it's your life. Sort of.
371
00:19:46,639 --> 00:19:47,731
Yes.
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00:19:51,144 --> 00:19:54,113
...or your expectations
about a person's future.
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00:19:55,114 --> 00:19:57,014
Hey, Cole, you got a sec?
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00:19:57,050 --> 00:20:00,281
Listen, I've been thinking about it
and, amazingly enough,
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00:20:00,319 --> 00:20:02,219
the same things
that make you a complete douche
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00:20:02,255 --> 00:20:05,088
also give you the potential
to be a good surgeon.
377
00:20:05,124 --> 00:20:08,457
So, it'd be an honor to teach you,
378
00:20:08,494 --> 00:20:11,361
if that's something you really want.
379
00:20:12,865 --> 00:20:16,028
It might be the first thing
I've ever really wanted.
380
00:20:16,069 --> 00:20:18,401
Don't get all mushy, all right?
381
00:20:19,539 --> 00:20:22,531
Or even your expectations
about somebody's past.
382
00:20:22,575 --> 00:20:25,510
I met Ben
on my first day of med school
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00:20:25,545 --> 00:20:29,174
at a moment when I wasn't really sure
if I would make it.
384
00:20:29,215 --> 00:20:32,082
But the truth is,
I didn't really know Ben.
385
00:20:32,819 --> 00:20:38,519
In life, I'm sure he had his faults,
but in death, he did great things.
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00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:41,953
He brought us together
and helped us realize
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00:20:41,994 --> 00:20:44,485
that we couldn't do it all on our own.
388
00:20:44,897 --> 00:20:48,128
He gave us the confidence
to believe in ourselves.
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00:20:49,969 --> 00:20:53,370
And he gave his body
so that we could become doctors.
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00:20:53,973 --> 00:20:56,100
And for that, we thank him.
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00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:08,781
Oh! Come on!
392
00:21:13,726 --> 00:21:16,957
Hey, Clint. So, what you got planned
this weekend?
393
00:21:16,996 --> 00:21:18,588
- Just going to see the Eels.
- Really?
394
00:21:18,631 --> 00:21:22,761
You're a member of the aquarium, too?
Those annual fees are so worth it.
395
00:21:22,802 --> 00:21:25,168
My daughters and I,
we love the sea turtles.
396
00:21:25,204 --> 00:21:27,604
They're slow in the body,
but fast in the mind, right?
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00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:29,198
Lightning fast!
398
00:21:29,242 --> 00:21:32,700
Yeah, I was actually talking
about the band, the Eels.
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00:21:32,845 --> 00:21:34,005
Oh!
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00:21:34,046 --> 00:21:35,411
Rock music!
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00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:39,108
Rock... What am I doing?
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