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Our study group was
a well-oiled machine.
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Drew was in charge
and I was second in command,
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responsible for two things.
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Class notes.
Yep, I got the notes right here.
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And keeping Cole occupied
while we did the real work.
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Babe, these wheelie shoes are sick.
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Okay, I'll just be walking
next to someone,
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then I'll start rolling,
and they're like, "What?"
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And I'm like, "Later, Tevas."
God. Where should I go next?
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What in the heck do you have on
the bottom of those sneakers, champ?
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Are... Are those wheels?
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Would you show me your glide?
Go ahead, roll them on out.
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Get your glide on.
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Dr. Cox was scary
when he was in his regular mood,
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but him in a good mood
was utterly terrifying.
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Well, are you all dying to know
why I'm in such a festive mood?
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'Cause you're about to do
something horrible to us?
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Drew, you and your worthless
classmates have just won
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an all-expenses-paid trip to Hell Week.
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Six days and seven nights of tests,
term papers and group projects.
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By the end of the week, one of you
is going to have a psychotic break.
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How darn good is it to be me
right about now?
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Just this side of fabulous is the answer.
Just this side of fabulous.
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As much as Dr. Cox loved torturing us,
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Dr. Turk enjoyed all the perks
of being Chief of Surgery.
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Whoo!
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What a day.
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T-Dog! Looking-good five!
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Mmm! Mmm! Ha, ha!
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Where's my pastry?
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- Too sugary.
- Hey. Nothing's too sugary, woman.
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Tell that to your diabetes.
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So, you worked hard all these years
to become Chief of Surgery
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- just so people would kiss your ass.
- No. I get a parking spot, too.
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Plus, I get to nickname people
whatever I want.
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Hey, what's up, Mac-and-Cheese?
Aw, snap. Ham-and-Cheese.
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Oh, Rain-maker in the house!
What's happening?
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Oh, hi.
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- What was that?
- Oh, we're taking a break.
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Since when? What?
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Well, we said "I love you"
to each other,
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and it's horrible and gross
and I hate myself and him.
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Every week is already Hell Week.
How could it get any worse?
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Hey, did you have Hell Week
at your med school?
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Yeah. It stressed me out so much
my throat seized up for, like, a year.
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God. How bad was it?
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Not going to lie.
It left a few psychological marks.
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One of you is probably going to crack.
I'm looking at you, Jet Li.
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But, hey, good luck. Rooting for you.
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All right, Drew. You're our leader.
Let's get this going.
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Get what going?
I rarely listen to you people.
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Seriously, Big D, if I fail out of here,
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I gotta go to med school
in the Caribbean.
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Dude, I don't speak Carribesian!
So, tell us what to do.
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All right, why does this always have to
fall on me? I don't have the plan.
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I don't have the answer
to every damn question.
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Hey, Drew's right. Everybody,
back up, give him some space.
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He'll figure out the plan
and then text us.
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Oh, hell, no.
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Yo! Somebody's parked in my spot.
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Boo-hoo. It takes me 11 minutes to pee.
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Do you guys know
who DOC XTREME is?
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Russell Vaughn.
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Surgeon, best-selling author,
wrote some book
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about doctoring in the Third World
called Rebel Without a Co-Pay.
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"'What am I supposed to do? '
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"'Take the bullet out of his mistress's
jaw or take a bullet of your own."'
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I did the surgery
and he shot me anyway.
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By the way,
that mistress is now my wife.
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Yes, he is a bit of a douche,
but every time he shows up here
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he raises millions for the hospital.
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And he has nailed some
top-shelf international strange.
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- How...
- Greetings.
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Hi. Dr. Russell Vaughn.
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Yeah, I'm Dr. Christopher
Duncan Turk, Chief of Surgery.
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- Listen, man, you parked in my spot.
- Okay, I'm sorry.
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You know, I have to remind myself
that I'm back in the States,
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- where status is everything.
- It's not everything.
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It's just that my spot's in the shade,
and I have leather seats,
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and my seats get warm
when the sun hits them.
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I also just recently...
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You're going to
want to stop talking now.
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Hey.
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I just needed a moment
of peace and quiet.
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The other students will not stop
asking me questions.
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Oh, please, I have a hospital full
of incompetents hammering me
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with asinine questions
every second of every day.
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Doctor Cox,
your patient in three is septic.
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Antibiotics or vasopressors?
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Antibiotics first.
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That wasn't so dumb.
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Wait for it.
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Oh. Did you get my request for scrubs
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that hug a little closer
to my wham-bam?
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Thank you, Todd,
for being the example to a point
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- that you don't understand.
- You're welcome.
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I didn't ask to be put in charge.
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I know, Number One,
but that's who we are.
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We have been blessed and cursed
with intelligence and wonderful hair.
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And people follow.
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You're just going to have to deal
with that the rest of your life.
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No. I'm done babysitting.
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I don't want to be a leader.
I just want to be a good doctor.
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Fair enough.
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Um...
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Is there something
I can help you with, Russell?
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Actually, I'm helping you.
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Dr. Cox told me to jump onto any cases
that interested me.
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I've got everything under control
in this room.
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Why don't you go
and Russell up your own case?
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Clever. I was just telling Irene here
that it looks as though
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she's going to need
a septal myomectomy.
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Russell, I'll decide which treatment
is best for my patients.
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We'll probably go with what he said.
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Eleven minutes to answer a page?
Really embarrassing.
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It's 4:00 in the morning.
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Hey, Bed-Head, what are those?
Horses on your pajamas?
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Well, I didn't do my laundry.
I have nothing else to wear.
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Except more horse pajamas.
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Here are the case histories
for your group projects.
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You will test, diagnose
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and come up with treatments
for each of your fake patients.
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You will then present your findings
in three days.
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Number One, you don't have to work
with these stooges anymore.
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I have a very special project for you.
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Where's the rich jackass?
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I love Hell Week.
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So, what's my project?
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Your project is to avoid them.
They are vampires.
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Time-sucking monsters who will
torture you with stupid questions,
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mind-numbing incompetence
and petty emotional problems.
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"I'm so stressed
I feel like I want to kill myself."
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Well, what are you waiting for? Do it.
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Okay. Great.
So, what exactly is my project?
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I want you to focus on yourself,
on your abilities,
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on becoming the amazing doctor
I know you can be.
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Thank you so much.
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Again, really unclear
about what my project is.
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You're just going to shadow me
and stay the hell away from them.
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- Listen to me, son...
- Hey, Drew.
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Go. Save yourself.
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- What?
- Run!
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Hello, Blondie,
is there anything I can do for you?
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Uh, I was just going to ask Drew
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who he thought the next leader
of our group should be.
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You. You're the one.
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Yeah. You think so?
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No, I just said that
because you're the first one I saw.
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Jambo, Doctors. Jambo.
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That's Swahili for
"Hello" or "Good morning."
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Oh, is it, really?
'Cause I know what it means.
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I had Jambo Juice this morning.
A Berry Blast with an Echinacea Boost.
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It was delicious.
I'm going to live forever.
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You'll be dead.
I'll be alive, though. I'll be alive.
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Wow. Sure you didn't get
a Femboost in there?
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That was pretty catty.
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It's just that Russell ticks me off,
you know?
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He comes in here
with his book and his rope bracelets
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and his wanting to
help me with surgeries.
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- I don't need anybody's help.
- Yeah. This isn't about surgery.
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This is about all the attention
Russell's getting. You're jealous.
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If I'm going to be jealous of someone,
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it's going to be a dude who could
breathe underwater or Serena Williams.
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That ass is righteous.
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I'm just saying.
Kind of acting like a 13-year-old girl.
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- Oh, my God, there's Drew.
- Yeah.
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- Did he see me?
- Yes.
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- Is he coming over here?
- Yes, he is.
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- Crap.
- Hey, Drew.
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Hey. Oh!
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- Hey, there, you.
- Afternoon, good sir.
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Your face is looking quite normal.
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Oh...
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- All right.
- Okay...
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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So, I thought we could start
with a little bonding game.
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Two Truths and a Lie. I'll start.
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I am from a small fishing town
in Maryland,
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horses are my favorite animal
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and I once made love with
tennis great Pete Sampras.
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Pistol Pete? Damn, that's hot.
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No, see, Cole, that was the lie.
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My mom hooked up
with Michael Chang.
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All right, look,
let's just forget about the game.
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Okay, my mom used to date
Craig T. Nelson.
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Coach was almost my dad!
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Lucy, this is a waste of time.
I'm taking over the group.
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Oh, damn! A coup de Trang!
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All right, Lucy. Keep it together.
Don't get crazy.
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Lucy, what do you want?
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If Cox sees me with you,
he's going to kill me.
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Please, I need your help.
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I was leading our group
and they weren't listening
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and I felt it happening again.
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See, whenever I get into
a position of power,
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something changes inside me.
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Look, the key to leading the group
is Trang.
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You gotta get in that little bastard's
face and you gotta let the crazy out.
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Do you want to see how I do it?
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You back the hell up right now
or I will watch you die and I will laugh!
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Ha, ha, ha!
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See, it's easy.
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There's Drew. What an ass.
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Why don't you let me fix this?
All right, I'm going to fix this.
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Hey, Drew, come. Come on. It's cool.
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- Hey, there, again.
- Hey, how's it going.
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You guys. Come on. You're in love.
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You need to start talking.
Let's get it going.
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Sorry to interrupt.
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Now, I understand Dr. Turk's
naive impulse to get it going.
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He was raised on a diet of
Western television and airport novels.
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But in many less developed parts
of the world,
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silence plays a crucial part
of a couple's search
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for real, true emotional intimacy.
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I'm reminded of an old proverb
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from the Zambezi River Tribe,
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"Two hearts forged in silence
grow into one."
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Mmm.
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- Your last tot beckons me.
- Oh.
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- May I?
- Dude. You...
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You can't just take my last tot like that.
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What the... Oh, I get it.
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Dude starts speaking...
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And all of a sudden,
everything's all good, huh?
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It's all good now?
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Fine. I'm going to go get
some more tots.
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Lucy, have a seat. We're about to start.
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- What are you doing?
- Staring into your soul.
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Dominating your mind.
I'm freaking your bean. See?
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I own that. That's my vacation home.
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I come up on the weekends
when I feel like bringing the hurt.
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All right, people,
let's start on Chapter 10.
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Uh-oh!
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It's happening.
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- All right. We should really go.
- Ignore the pagers. I'm in charge.
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Hey, you're right. You're absolutely
right. Everything's fine.
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Yes!
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- What the hell happened to you guys?
- Dude, it was awesome.
239
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Lucy beat the crap out of Trang.
240
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Best girl fight I've seen since
I paid those two lady janitors to wrestle.
241
00:13:11,287 --> 00:13:13,278
What is that? You all hear that?
242
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Whoo!
243
00:13:17,660 --> 00:13:19,651
Dip! Russell is breaking it down.
244
00:13:22,564 --> 00:13:23,690
Ha!
245
00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:29,164
That was a real Maasai warrior dance.
You got moves like that?
246
00:13:29,938 --> 00:13:31,633
That's not fair, now.
I mean, everybody, of course,
247
00:13:31,674 --> 00:13:36,168
they hear the music,
but not everybody hears the music.
248
00:13:36,712 --> 00:13:38,475
Are you... Yo.
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- Beatbox.
- What?
250
00:13:41,684 --> 00:13:45,518
- Beatbox, son!
- I guess I can try.
251
00:13:52,461 --> 00:13:54,258
Old school!
252
00:13:59,835 --> 00:14:04,966
No, keep it going! Keep it going!
One leg. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
253
00:14:05,107 --> 00:14:07,166
No, no, I got this. I got this.
254
00:14:07,209 --> 00:14:09,643
No, don't pull me...
I pulled it. I pulled it. I pulled it.
255
00:14:09,678 --> 00:14:11,168
- I pulled it...
- What the hell was that?
256
00:14:13,015 --> 00:14:16,746
What are you talking about?
A specific move or the entire program?
257
00:14:16,785 --> 00:14:20,312
- Do you respect yourself right now?
- Oh, God, no.
258
00:14:20,356 --> 00:14:23,814
- Russell. Who's named Russell?
- A ton of people.
259
00:14:24,393 --> 00:14:27,385
- But it's such a girly name, right?
- No, not really.
260
00:14:27,730 --> 00:14:30,255
Would it hurt you to build up a brother?
261
00:14:30,299 --> 00:14:31,561
You know what, I don't need you.
262
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,625
I'm done with this dude bothering me.
263
00:14:33,802 --> 00:14:35,030
Oh!
264
00:14:35,070 --> 00:14:38,198
Hell can mean different things
for different people.
265
00:14:39,007 --> 00:14:41,271
Whether it's being bested by a rival...
266
00:14:41,744 --> 00:14:44,577
How we feeling today, Irene?
267
00:14:44,613 --> 00:14:49,016
Did Dr. Vaughn tell you?
I think I want him to do the surgery.
268
00:14:49,418 --> 00:14:52,854
- Oh, I didn't get a chance to tell him yet.
- Russell.
269
00:14:53,422 --> 00:14:55,583
...or being let down by a friend.
270
00:14:55,624 --> 00:14:58,024
I tried what you said with Trang
and it didn't work.
271
00:14:58,060 --> 00:15:02,394
Look, after months of self-doubt,
I have finally found my role here.
272
00:15:02,431 --> 00:15:06,595
I am a great Number Two.
I'm Garfunkel, Drew.
273
00:15:07,102 --> 00:15:11,334
And I am okay with that,
but I need you to be my Micky Dolenz.
274
00:15:12,775 --> 00:15:16,302
- That was the band, right?
- Yeah. Dolenz and Garfunkel.
275
00:15:16,945 --> 00:15:20,881
Couldn't you just come back? Please.
We need you. I need you.
276
00:15:20,916 --> 00:15:23,783
Lucy, I'm sorry, I just don't care.
277
00:15:23,819 --> 00:15:27,846
You need to put on your big-girl pants,
suck it up and figure it out for yourself.
278
00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:44,257
So, Drew had abandoned us,
and that was fine,
279
00:15:44,302 --> 00:15:46,532
because I was finding my feet
as a leader.
280
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:51,598
I was inspiring the group like my hero,
the lesbian president from 24.
281
00:15:51,642 --> 00:15:56,545
Everybody get out! I'll do it
myself. You're all useless.
282
00:15:58,482 --> 00:16:02,179
What? You don't need to worry
about us, buddy boy.
283
00:16:02,219 --> 00:16:06,212
It's my house now,
and it is all good in the hood, bro.
284
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:12,153
Uh...
285
00:16:12,196 --> 00:16:13,458
Russell?
286
00:16:13,497 --> 00:16:15,192
Why are you putting my name
in the "Assist" column?
287
00:16:15,232 --> 00:16:17,792
Yes, yes, I picked you to help me
with Irene's surgery.
288
00:16:17,835 --> 00:16:19,962
You know, I thought it'd be
a real nice feather in your cap.
289
00:16:20,004 --> 00:16:22,871
- Way to go, man.
- Oh! Way to go.
290
00:16:22,907 --> 00:16:26,775
Russell, listen, I don't need
any more feathers in my cap, okay?
291
00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:31,578
I've got a peacock back here.
Major plumage!
292
00:16:31,615 --> 00:16:33,640
I have so much that I could teach you,
293
00:16:33,684 --> 00:16:37,552
I mean, if you just open up your eyes
and let me in, Turk. Let me in.
294
00:16:37,888 --> 00:16:39,515
I'm about to punch you in your mouth.
295
00:16:39,557 --> 00:16:42,151
Fine, but be fair warned.
I trained with the Mossad, okay?
296
00:16:42,193 --> 00:16:43,922
I could kill you
with a button off your jacket.
297
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:46,452
Really? Well, I train with LaMarcus
down at the gym.
298
00:16:46,497 --> 00:16:49,625
And he was an NFL linebacker
until he came out the closet.
299
00:16:59,043 --> 00:17:03,275
All right, I have two minutes.
Here's what you should be doing.
300
00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:06,647
Thank God you're back, Drew.
Lucy is crazy.
301
00:17:06,684 --> 00:17:10,745
Trang, you haven't even begun to
see crazy. You want to do this again?
302
00:17:10,788 --> 00:17:13,416
You feeling froggy? Then leap, son.
303
00:17:13,457 --> 00:17:16,915
Stop! All right, I'm not even supposed
to be helping you, so listen up.
304
00:17:16,961 --> 00:17:20,158
The key to diagnosing your case study
is in Chapter...
305
00:17:20,197 --> 00:17:23,462
Drew. Outside. Now.
306
00:17:25,603 --> 00:17:30,302
- Wait, Drew, what chapter?
- What book? They all have chapters!
307
00:17:30,708 --> 00:17:34,838
You. Now, just exactly what in the hell
were you doing in there? Come on.
308
00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:38,004
Now, I gave you the keys to freedom,
and you blew it.
309
00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:42,148
Now, I'm going to stand here and watch
as you march back into that hole
310
00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:45,781
and tell those parasites
that they have to do it on their own.
311
00:17:46,657 --> 00:17:49,592
You know what? I can't do that
because I'm one of those parasites.
312
00:17:49,627 --> 00:17:51,254
In fact, I'm the king of the parasites.
313
00:17:51,295 --> 00:17:53,320
And whether you like it or not,
they need me.
314
00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:57,892
So, fail me if you want,
but I'm going to go back in there,
315
00:17:57,935 --> 00:17:59,459
and I'm going to help my friends.
316
00:17:59,503 --> 00:18:03,837
Of course
that is what you're going to do.
317
00:18:04,942 --> 00:18:07,934
You're like me, Number One.
You can't help yourself.
318
00:18:07,978 --> 00:18:09,536
Son, you're a leader.
319
00:18:11,115 --> 00:18:12,377
You had this whole thing planned,
didn't you?
320
00:18:12,416 --> 00:18:14,384
You knew I wouldn't be able to
stay away from them.
321
00:18:14,418 --> 00:18:16,147
Yes, indeed.
322
00:18:16,687 --> 00:18:18,052
A piece of advice,
323
00:18:18,656 --> 00:18:21,625
pick a leadership style and stick to it,
324
00:18:21,659 --> 00:18:26,392
but please avoid "aggressive shaming,"
because that's my bread and butter.
325
00:18:26,430 --> 00:18:29,558
Yeah. I've seen your work.
Very impressive.
326
00:18:31,368 --> 00:18:34,269
Thank you, that means a lot to me.
327
00:18:35,439 --> 00:18:37,236
Get... Go, go, go. Go. Go.
328
00:18:37,274 --> 00:18:40,209
This is embarrassing.
329
00:18:53,353 --> 00:18:55,480
Why you moping around
like a tiny girl bitch?
330
00:18:55,588 --> 00:19:00,548
Wow. Can't you ever just be like, "Hi,"
or, even better, "What's up?"
331
00:19:01,194 --> 00:19:02,559
Sure.
332
00:19:02,595 --> 00:19:04,825
What's up, tiny girl bitch?
333
00:19:04,864 --> 00:19:07,128
So, you're too good
to assist Russell now?
334
00:19:07,166 --> 00:19:08,827
No, I am the Chief of Surgery.
335
00:19:08,868 --> 00:19:11,894
- I'm no one's secretary.
- Secretary?
336
00:19:11,938 --> 00:19:14,702
He's asking you to help him
with a tricky surgery.
337
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:19,109
Sir, do you just hang around waiting
for conversations to weigh in on?
338
00:19:19,145 --> 00:19:23,206
Yeah. That and my judge shows
get me through the day.
339
00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:27,117
Now, look, good leaders don't care
about their ego.
340
00:19:27,153 --> 00:19:29,144
If all you want to do is get massaged,
341
00:19:29,188 --> 00:19:33,420
I've got the number of a girl
who will take you to the mountaintop.
342
00:19:33,893 --> 00:19:37,329
- God, you are a nasty, old man.
- Thanks, dear.
343
00:19:37,730 --> 00:19:39,857
Turkleton, let me cut to the quick.
344
00:19:39,899 --> 00:19:44,063
Either you get into that surgery, pucker
up and start kissing Russell's ass
345
00:19:44,103 --> 00:19:48,472
so he continues to raise
giant sums of money for this hospital,
346
00:19:48,508 --> 00:19:51,739
which helps everyone,
or you can continue to act like a...
347
00:19:51,778 --> 00:19:53,769
- What was that, dear?
- Tiny girl bitch.
348
00:19:54,347 --> 00:19:57,407
That's right.
Either way, it's your call, Chief.
349
00:19:57,884 --> 00:20:00,011
Sir, you're so happy you're not the chief
anymore, aren't you?
350
00:20:00,453 --> 00:20:01,977
Every second.
351
00:20:06,259 --> 00:20:08,750
All right, we have five hours
to finish this project.
352
00:20:08,795 --> 00:20:11,195
We'll start with the labs
and move on to diagnosis.
353
00:20:11,230 --> 00:20:14,165
Wait, so what? You think
you can just waltz back in here
354
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,498
after abandoning us
and be the leader of our group again?
355
00:20:16,936 --> 00:20:19,564
- Yes.
- Oh, thank God.
356
00:20:20,473 --> 00:20:23,374
Hey, yo, Drew,
I am glad you are back, man.
357
00:20:23,409 --> 00:20:26,867
But I was thinking, before we start,
we'd take a little break.
358
00:20:26,913 --> 00:20:29,780
Garfunkel, handle that.
359
00:20:29,816 --> 00:20:31,784
Yeah, you know
what would be great, Cole?
360
00:20:31,818 --> 00:20:33,809
Is if you could go get us all
some coffee.
361
00:20:33,853 --> 00:20:35,946
Hey, maybe you could take
your wheelie shoes.
362
00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:40,315
Oh, man, I'd love to,
but some big guys took them.
363
00:20:40,626 --> 00:20:44,289
Oh, well, then, why don't you just
root around for mints in my purse?
364
00:20:45,298 --> 00:20:48,529
Sometimes being a leader
is knowing when to step up.
365
00:20:48,568 --> 00:20:50,468
It is important to mention
and briefly discuss,
366
00:20:50,503 --> 00:20:52,494
the innervation of the pancreas...
367
00:20:53,306 --> 00:20:57,402
And sometimes being a leader
is knowing when to step aside.
368
00:20:57,443 --> 00:21:03,109
Hey, Russell, if you still need
a pair of hands, I'm here.
369
00:21:03,149 --> 00:21:04,411
Good for you, Christopher.
370
00:21:04,450 --> 00:21:06,281
You know, reminds me
of an old anecdote
371
00:21:06,319 --> 00:21:08,879
- from my good friend Bono.
- Could you just cut?
372
00:21:08,921 --> 00:21:10,821
He was just about to
go on stage at Wimbledon.
373
00:21:10,857 --> 00:21:12,654
It was the first album. The crowd...
374
00:21:13,826 --> 00:21:16,226
Now that I guess we love each other,
375
00:21:16,262 --> 00:21:18,389
we should probably share
all our weird secrets.
376
00:21:18,431 --> 00:21:20,797
All right, you go first.
377
00:21:20,833 --> 00:21:24,701
I cry when I watch The Bachelor.
I watch The Bachelor.
378
00:21:25,204 --> 00:21:29,163
- I lost my virginity to a sofa.
- I like when ice skaters fall down.
379
00:21:29,509 --> 00:21:32,603
- Doesn't count, everybody likes that.
- I like when children fall down.
380
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:37,477
- I love you.
- Fine.
381
00:21:38,551 --> 00:21:39,848
I love you, too.
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