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Man, I never noticed
what a beautiful smile you have.
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- Thank you.
- That's probably just 'cause
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I'm mostly focused
on how small your cans are.
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Okay, this is why I don't like
you talking during foreplay.
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I didn't know
we were about to get nasty.
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Why do you think none of my horses
are watching?
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I truly dig how nuts you are.
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Oh, hey, can I borrow your laptop
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to do those endocrine system slides
for our study group?
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- What's wrong with yours?
- It's super-slow right now
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'cause I'm downloading
every Golden Girls episode.
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Man, those old chicks are insane.
All right, there was this one episode...
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While I was pretending to listen,
I thought about how
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everyone at the hospital
seems to be coupling up.
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There was Drew and Denise.
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They were still
in their puppy-love stage.
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Drew, if I wanted to be
with a girl, I could.
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Save all the emotional crap
for your diary.
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Then there was
our dysfunctional mom and dad.
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- How you holding up?
- Fine.
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- You?
- All good.
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There's no way in hell you're beating
me at Hands on a Coma Patient.
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- So, take your hands off. Quit.
- I don't quit.
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I don't quit more.
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Oh, no, it's his grandson.
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- What are you doing to my grandpa?
- Nice try. That's Dr. Etten's kid.
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Hey, you. Next time try dialing down
the acting a notch. Less is more.
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Go on. Get out of here. Fake grandson?
That is some weak sauce.
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Let me show you how the big boys play.
Todd.
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- What the hell, Todd?
- Well, I had no choice.
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He found a picture
of Adult Braces Todd.
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I can't let that get out there.
Rock-and-a-hard-place-five.
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And the winning streak continues!
Yes, sir!
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Thank you for your help, Mr. Sawyer.
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As a token of my appreciation,
I'm gonna come back later
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and smother you with a pillow.
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Listen up, losers.
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I'm tired of repeating the same
procedure to you guys over and over.
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I want two sugars, one cream,
and only a splash,
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and I mean a splash, of hazelnut, okay?
Now get out of here.
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You are a wonderful teacher.
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- I'm getting better, right?
- Mmm-hmm.
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Sorry we's late.
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Well, not we. We are not a we.
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I mean, I know, yes,
we're both late, but we're not, like,
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coming from the same place
or anything, right, Cole?
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I'm gonna go crush a scone.
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She told me you two
were sleeping together.
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Denise, that was girl talk.
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You have broken a sacred bond
between sisters.
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Oh, no. Now I'm not gonna get
to wear the Traveling Pants this week.
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Look, I know that you've got
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daddy-slash-food-slash-body-slash-
confidence-slash-horse issues,
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but Cole? Really?
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He's only a booty call. I just...
I can't stop.
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It's like having a scab you know
you're not supposed to pick at,
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but you just can't help it,
'cause you have to know
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what's under that pus-y, filled mess.
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Call me crazy,
but I think you kids might just make it.
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You think?
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- No.
- No.
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- That was fun.
- Torturing her?
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Yeah. We should do more things
like that, you know, as a couple.
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Yeah, this makes sense.
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I know I do not see you in my cart.
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Oh, your cart was in the way,
so she was just gonna move it for you.
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You can't just touch
a man's work equipment all willy-nilly.
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Do you see me trying
to perform a tracheotomy
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just because I did security
for the TV show ER?
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He and Eriq La Salle
still go to the same church.
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You know,
the last guy who mouthed off to me
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has to permanently sit down
when he urinates.
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Joke's on you. I do that already.
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Bottom line, touch the cart again
and you're going down.
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Don't know who she thinks she is.
It's the Captain's cart.
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- This could be fun.
- Yeah. I'm happy for us.
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Now then, students,
our next patient is suffering
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from a horrible disease known as Being-Dr.
- Cox's-Bitch-itis.
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You may ask yourself,
how does one catch such a disease?
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Well, you do so by losing a bet again
and again and again and again.
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And again and again,
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until eventually the disease
renders you helpless
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to say only the following phrase.
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Dr. Coxy's hella foxy.
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When I play, I play for keeps.
Bank on it.
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Our presentation is at 7:00 a.m.
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Cole's supposed to do all the slides.
Lucy, where the hell is he?
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Why are you asking me?
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Maybe he's napping,
maybe he's training to be a pastry chef.
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I don't know what his dreams are, Drew.
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This is why I skipped junior high.
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I'm sick of Cole.
He's always running late.
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And I'm tired of him asking me
to hook him up with Russell Crowe.
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Yeah, and he's always making light
of my family
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for coming to this country on a boat.
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Trang, your dad owns, like,
eight Hometown Buffets. Get over it.
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- What up, nerds?
- Cole, did you bring the slides?
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Oh, snap. No, no. Look.
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I was just about to start,
then my boy Boots called
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and he was all like, "Yo, Cole,
it's Boots. Let's go to SeaWorld."
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Dudes, I got to swim with a walrus!
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You know what, Cole? That's it.
You're out of study group.
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What? Hey, are they actually
pissed about this?
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Whoa!
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Even though Cole had been
kicked out of the study group,
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he seemed to be doing okay.
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Too much work. And I might have
to study on the weekend.
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That ain't right.
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Hey, ballpark peanuts?
You know something I don't know?
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I know a minimum of nine million things
you don't know.
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Number 63, Art's back.
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- Who's Art?
- Who's Art?
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This is Art.
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Hiya.
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Art's been slinging peanuts
at the ballpark for 40 years.
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He is a concessionary legend.
You should all bow down.
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I'm serious. Bow down. Now get out.
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All right,
who wants a key to a golf cart?
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It's right out front.
All juiced up, ready to go.
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You can travel in style,
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like an old couple
cruising the sad folks' home.
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- Hey, how many keys did you make?
- Mmm, just a couple.
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Oh, nice. How did they not see us
stealing their cart?
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Frank, that cloud look like a cupcake.
And that one look like a chilidog.
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Man, I hate being on a diet.
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Look at that one.
It looks like a turkey leg.
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- Oh, a big turkey leg.
- And a pie. A lemon pie.
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Lemon meringue pie.
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I will take a key, thank you very much.
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I would never willingly
give you anything
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that was not some sort of fatal virus.
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Whoa! Did you see that?
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I'm starting to get a vibe
that Drew doesn't like me or something.
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Oh, no. That's how friends make jokes.
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No, trust me,
I'm great at reading people.
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Hey, that's why you gotta ask him about
letting me back in the study group.
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Or we could let him come to us.
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Then we'll be in a position of power.
You know, like, "Your move, Drew."
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No, come on, please. He listens to you.
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Hey, you're smart and nice
and you smell like the beach.
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- Okay, I'll do it.
- Yeah, and not like the kind of beach
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with dead fish and homeless dudes
camping and that weird foamy stuff...
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- Yeah, I got it.
- Yeah.
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Look at you guys.
Chief of Medicine, Chief of Surgery.
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It must be nice
to have risen up with each other, huh?
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To work with someone
that's got your back.
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- There's not that much of that.
- Well, we get awfully busy
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with some of the doctoring
around here.
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I tell you what there, Art.
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Before we do take a look
at that shoulder,
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we've been having just a ton
of good, clean fun
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with one thing in particular.
Dr. Turk, do you have anything to add?
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I don't think it's particularly appropriate
to discuss this in front of a patient.
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Approprio maximus.
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Dr. Coxy's hella foxy.
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I so am!
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I bought a candle to set the mood.
Work with me, it's all they had.
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Hey. What did Drew say
about me rejoining the study group?
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- He said no.
- Really?
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Hey, did you remind him
I'm one-eighteenth American Indian?
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- Are you?
- I don't know,
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but I always tell people that.
Makes the white man feel guilty.
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Damn, this sucks. I'm dying on my own.
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Yeah, and I'm sad for you,
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but we don't want to let this candle
go to waste.
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Oh, babe, I'm not in the mood.
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A trick candle?
I mean, who finds these funny?
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Do it again. Do it. Yeah.
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Once we get the CT back
on Arthur's rotator cuff,
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it's gonna show the best way
for me to handle it is surgically.
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You would say that,
you slice-happy knife jockey.
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Here's actually what's going to happen.
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We're going to heal him
through medication and PT.
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Right, physical therapy.
The miracle of stretching.
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It sure beats cutting Arthur open
like he's a pig at a luau.
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- Why do you always have to be right?
- I don't have to. I just am.
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Let's handle this like men.
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First one to Winston Hall
gets to decide how we treat him.
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You're on. And go.
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Oh, yeah!
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There she is.
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You stole our cart.
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Now come correct
about what you've done.
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Don't make me bring the thunder.
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'Cause once it's been brought,
it cannot be unbrought.
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Do you think maybe your cart wasn't
stolen? Maybe it just left on its own?
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What in the name of Larry Holmes
are you talking about?
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We've seen the way you treat that cart.
There are patterns of abuse there.
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- Yeah, I mean, the kicking, the insults.
- Skipping maintenance checks.
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Don't forget
where your bread's buttered, Frank.
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Clearly, the cart is reacting
to an injustice,
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trying to correct an imbalance
in the universe.
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- Cart-ma.
- That's the stupidest thing
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- I've ever heard.
- Is it?
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What the hell?
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You know, the "check engine" light's
been on since May.
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Just saying.
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Whoo!
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Heads up, geezers! Oh, for God's sake!
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- I'm gonna win!
- Oh, no, no, no!
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No! No! No!
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You know,
it's almost gotten to the point
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where I don't enjoy
beating you anymore.
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That's not true. I love it. Right, fellas?
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Hey, guys, what's up?
You out here scoping the ladies?
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I hear Rebecca B. Has sex
with multiple partners. What?
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- That's how guys talk, right?
- Not at all.
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Actually, we were just talking
about how you told Cole
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that I said he couldn't get back
into study group,
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but you never asked me that.
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- I didn't?
- Nope.
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And since the only thing I hate more
than entitled little pukes
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who don't pull their own weight
is when people put words in my mouth,
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- Cole, you're back in study group.
- Hells yeah, the boys are back.
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Mmm.
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By punishing her, I punish myself.
Such is life.
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What the hell, Luce?
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Sometimes there are no words.
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We quietly do what we can.
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And hopefully no one comes along
and says what we don't want to hear.
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Whoa.
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- Whose tumor is that?
- Art's.
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- That sucks.
- Yeah.
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- How're you holding up, Art?
- I've been better.
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Dr. Cox tells me
there's a surgical option.
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I'm interested in that.
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Okay. Okay, just give me a second
to talk to Dr. Cox, all right?
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What are you doing?
This surgery is risky for a patient
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half Arthur's age, and healthier.
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Listen to me.
This could buy him some time.
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If we don't do it, he's dead
in six months. It's worth a shot.
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It's too risky. I'm right, you're wrong,
and I'm not doing it.
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No. I'm right and you're wrong,
and you damn sure are doing it
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- because I am your boss.
- You're pulling rank on me?
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- I am. Now, if you would please say it.
- No, I'm too pissed off!
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- Those aren't the rules.
- Dr. Coxy's hella foxy.
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Good effort. Do well in surgery.
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Okay, hopefully all that stuff with
Cole and Drew has just blown over
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and we can all get back to normal.
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Lucy, Lucy, Lucy.
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If you want to be in this study group,
you gotta show up on time,
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'cause you're letting us all down.
Right, Drew?
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Dude, I'm just trying to learn
about mucus.
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Can we finally talk about the fact that
you and Cole are sleeping together?
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Thank you, T-Bone,
I would love to talk about that.
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No, "T-Bone," I don't think study group
is the proper place
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to be discussing who slept with who.
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Trang slept with me.
Never called me back.
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Stuff came up.
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Crazy idea. How about we just study
in study group?
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No can do.
I gotta take a walk to clear my head,
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maybe grab a Fruit Roll-Up,
I don't even know right now.
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00:13:34,839 --> 00:13:38,070
Drew, why would you tell everyone
about me and Cole?
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There has never been anything
in the entire world
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I care less about,
except maybe this moment.
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- And American Idol.
- Cole told us.
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He's been bragging about it
for a month.
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- What?
- We are never going to learn anything
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about medicine.
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You okay? I just got your message.
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I'm fine.
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You said you were attacked.
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Oh, yeah. That was a lie.
Look at these two.
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They're totally falling apart,
turning on each other.
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00:14:03,234 --> 00:14:04,826
Okay, I think it's time
to wrap this operation up.
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I need you to go find out
who has the cart.
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- You said you were stabbed.
- How come you never get my jokes?
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- Now go. Chop-chop.
- You said you were stabbed.
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We're losing him.
Art, hang in there, buddy.
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Start the neosynephrine drip.
Somebody call Cardiology.
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Don't say anything. Please.
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I don't think I have to.
You'll beat yourself up.
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Damn, girl, you can't just jump
in front of golf carts.
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- That's how gardeners die.
- Why are you such an ass?
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You think it's so cool
just to brag to everybody
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about how you slept with me?
Do you know how embarrassing that is?
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Oh, you know what's embarrassing?
That you're ashamed to be with me.
278
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Maybe I am. Cole, you call my butt
nicknames in public.
279
00:15:08,499 --> 00:15:12,162
- What are you talking about?
- Boomtown, Lenny and the Fart Zone.
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00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:14,171
Plus, you abbreviate everything.
281
00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:16,730
Newsflash, PB&J
is already abbreviated.
282
00:15:16,774 --> 00:15:18,469
You don't need to call it
Peebers and Jazz.
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00:15:18,509 --> 00:15:19,908
Oh, like you're so great?
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00:15:19,944 --> 00:15:22,674
Okay, you're wishy-washy,
you're obsessed with horses,
285
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:25,045
and there's that weird role-play
where you make me pretend I'm black.
286
00:15:25,082 --> 00:15:27,312
Is this coming from Cole or Deshaun?
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00:15:27,351 --> 00:15:30,912
Both. Look, I know
what people think of me,
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and I know I act like an ass sometimes,
but I thought you saw through that.
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Okay? And I didn't brag
about sleeping with you to seem cool.
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I did it because I'm proud
that a girl like you
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would want to be
with someone like me.
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Boom!
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Out of here.
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Yeah, you're done.
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- Haven't found your cart yet, huh?
- Nope.
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00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:57,540
The school assigned us scooters.
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00:15:57,581 --> 00:15:59,845
I don't have the core muscles
to ride that bitch.
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Well, maybe if you just apologize
to the cart, it'll come back.
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00:16:03,888 --> 00:16:05,981
I'm not apologizing to no cart.
300
00:16:06,023 --> 00:16:09,959
What would it hurt, Captain?
The truth is out there.
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00:16:10,294 --> 00:16:12,455
Fine, Frank. I'll apologize.
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I'm sorry, cart. I'm sorry I scuff you up,
I'm sorry I take you for granted,
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but if you come back,
I promise I'll treat you better.
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Happy?
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00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:33,578
Hallelujah! I'm gonna take these.
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00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:37,582
I feel a lot closer to you.
307
00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:41,921
Me, too, but I need to keep this
messing-with-people vibe going, so...
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00:16:42,860 --> 00:16:46,125
Hey, annoying girl.
My fault. Too general.
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Blondie. Girl blondie.
Why do you look so sad?
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- It's this thing with me and Cole.
- Don't tell me, tell Drew.
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- He's a great listener.
- Why?
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If you saw your face, you'd understand.
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Have fun.
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00:16:59,777 --> 00:17:01,938
Drew, I'm really sorry I lied
about the study group.
315
00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:04,914
It's just this thing with Cole
is messing with my head.
316
00:17:04,949 --> 00:17:08,146
I know he's a tool,
but then how come I feel so horrible?
317
00:17:08,185 --> 00:17:10,153
Because you're a needy,
sad, crazy person
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00:17:10,187 --> 00:17:11,779
who constantly makes bad decisions?
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00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:14,586
Just my first thought.
I'm still working out the rest.
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00:17:14,625 --> 00:17:17,856
Lucy, can I ask you a few questions
about your douchey boyfriend?
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00:17:17,895 --> 00:17:20,295
Does he ever say sweet stuff to you?
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00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:25,233
Man, I never noticed
what a beautiful smile you have.
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00:17:26,237 --> 00:17:29,297
- Yeah, kind of.
- And when you guys hang out, is it fun?
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00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:30,705
Does he make you laugh?
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00:17:34,412 --> 00:17:35,470
Maybe.
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00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:38,971
Think about Cole right now.
How does it make you feel?
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- You're smiling.
- Oh, crap.
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00:17:44,088 --> 00:17:46,921
- I like him.
- Yes, you do. You like him.
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00:17:46,957 --> 00:17:50,916
- You like him, you crazy white girl.
- But it's Cole.
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00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:56,228
And as sad as that may be for you,
this hospital is so brutal
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00:17:56,267 --> 00:17:59,464
that if you actually find someone
that can help you get through it,
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00:17:59,503 --> 00:18:01,027
you're lucky.
333
00:18:01,338 --> 00:18:05,604
Because here, everyone needs
someone to watch their back.
334
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:08,171
Right, Dr. Turk?
335
00:18:09,146 --> 00:18:10,943
- Absolutely.
- Right.
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00:18:13,017 --> 00:18:14,644
- I don't like Cole.
- Yes, you do.
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00:18:14,685 --> 00:18:16,710
- Damn it.
- I feel for you.
338
00:18:30,563 --> 00:18:34,294
Came to get your licks in, huh? I get it.
I damn sure deserve it.
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00:18:34,334 --> 00:18:38,634
- You may fire at will.
- Actually, I came to say thank you.
340
00:18:38,805 --> 00:18:41,467
You showed a lot of stones
in making that hard call for Art.
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00:18:41,507 --> 00:18:44,943
It was the right choice.
I was just scared to take it.
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00:18:44,978 --> 00:18:49,438
It cost him his life.
We stole six months from that guy.
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You and I both know that he would
have spent most of that time
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00:18:51,684 --> 00:18:53,618
in this hospital, just waiting to die.
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00:18:53,653 --> 00:18:56,645
You pushed me to give him a chance.
You had my back on this one,
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00:18:56,689 --> 00:19:00,887
and I want you to know that you can
always count on me to have yours.
347
00:19:00,927 --> 00:19:03,157
I appreciate you saying that.
348
00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:07,188
Now I know exactly what it feels like
to be in a Morgan Freeman movie.
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00:19:08,401 --> 00:19:09,959
Hey, come here.
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00:19:18,378 --> 00:19:19,606
To Art.
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00:19:24,050 --> 00:19:27,508
- Cole, can I talk to you?
- Out in public like this?
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00:19:27,820 --> 00:19:30,482
Don't be crazy. There's people around.
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00:19:31,424 --> 00:19:35,827
Excuse me for a second, everybody.
I just have something I want to say.
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00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:40,721
This is Cole Aaronson,
and yes, he's a bit of a jerk,
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00:19:40,767 --> 00:19:44,203
and yes, he's probably screwed over
every one of you,
356
00:19:44,237 --> 00:19:48,936
and yes, he loves Dane Cook,
but none of that matters to me.
357
00:19:49,776 --> 00:19:53,041
Because I know it just started out
as a hook-up.
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00:19:53,413 --> 00:19:56,314
I've realized
that I actually really like him.
359
00:19:56,349 --> 00:20:02,151
And so, if it's cool with him, I'd like
to introduce you all to my boyfriend.
360
00:20:04,157 --> 00:20:06,216
Nice speech. Nobody cares.
361
00:20:06,325 --> 00:20:08,555
Some couples just work,
362
00:20:08,594 --> 00:20:11,028
no matter how odd
a pairing they seem to be.
363
00:20:11,397 --> 00:20:14,628
The common denominator
is being there for each other.
364
00:20:14,667 --> 00:20:16,692
Technically I was right about Arthur,
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00:20:16,736 --> 00:20:18,363
so I'm gonna need you
to give me what's mine.
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00:20:18,404 --> 00:20:20,304
- Let me hear it.
- Fine.
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00:20:20,339 --> 00:20:23,103
But it's just because
I'm a man of honor.
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00:20:23,176 --> 00:20:26,976
Ladies and gentlemen, toot-toot tootie,
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00:20:29,782 --> 00:20:31,181
Dr. Turk's a cutie.
370
00:20:32,652 --> 00:20:33,914
Yes, I am.
371
00:20:36,489 --> 00:20:39,890
In the end, you just
can't be afraid to move forward.
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00:20:40,059 --> 00:20:42,425
You're my number-one shorty, yo.
373
00:20:42,495 --> 00:20:46,090
Yeah, that actually leads perfectly
into what I wanted to talk to you about.
374
00:20:46,132 --> 00:20:49,727
- All ears, boo.
- See, now that we're officially a couple,
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00:20:50,136 --> 00:20:53,970
we're gonna have to start, well,
changing you. Okay, boo?
376
00:20:55,808 --> 00:20:57,366
Wait, what now?
377
00:21:00,279 --> 00:21:03,908
Man, this is so hard. How am I
supposed to remember all this?
378
00:21:03,950 --> 00:21:06,111
While you're my boyfriend,
please refrain from using
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00:21:06,152 --> 00:21:08,985
the following words and phrases.
Crushing "it,"
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00:21:09,021 --> 00:21:12,957
ghostriding the whip,
hunting the big dawg, redonkulous,
381
00:21:12,992 --> 00:21:16,519
wrangle dangle, shtoops,
the donk show, gittin' right,
382
00:21:16,562 --> 00:21:19,690
homeskillet, Broseph, Brosephine
and sexting.
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00:21:19,732 --> 00:21:20,824
On the serious?
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00:21:20,867 --> 00:21:24,496
There's another one.
Also, substituting your name for words
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00:21:24,537 --> 00:21:28,268
that sort of sound like your name.
Stone Cole, Cole War,
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00:21:28,307 --> 00:21:30,673
Pina Cole-lada...
You know what I'm saying.
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00:21:30,710 --> 00:21:33,679
Girl, I can't give this all up
Cole turkey!
388
00:21:34,881 --> 00:21:38,578
Why don't we just call it a day
and we'll start fresh in the morning?
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00:21:38,618 --> 00:21:39,846
Sizzle.
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