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- Want a yogurt?

- No, but some water, please.

- What do you sell them, your customers?

- Subscriptions, data plans...

Tons of shit they don't care about.

- And it works ?

- You mean in general?

- No I talk about you. Are you a good saleswoman?

*- But I am irresistible.

- Really ? - You don't believe me ?

* Hello, Mr. Garnier?

Good evening.

This is Maryline Domont.

I'm calling you today to make a point

on your unlimited data plan…

but not really unlimited

since you have to pay a fortune

when you call your wife abroad,

or you watch too long

cat videos on your phone…

Or that you simply forgot

to uncheck the option indicated in lowercase…

From Stories by Adrian Tomine: "Amber Sweet", "Tuer et Mourir", "Escapade Hawaienne"

Rone Original Music

Produced by Valerie Schermann

A Jacques Audiard film

The Olympiads

The Olympiads Paris 13E (AKA Paris, 13th District)

It began like this

You have children, wonderful.

I suggest you our basic offer

includes a different film every night.

Crime thrillers, classics... almost everything.

Awesome.

You won't regret it, I'm sure. And your husband will love it, too.

I put you the subscription at 24.90 a month. Have a great evening, ma'am.

Hello... Mr. Dufranc, this is Maryline Dumont,

IntelCall Advisor. I call you...

Yes, Mom.

What is happening ?

I don't recognize your voice. Are you depressed?

It's my voice.

I forget it because you never call. A week without speaking.

It's only been 3 days

You have to go see your grandmother,

she is not well.

She asks for you

OK, I'll go.

I'll go see her as soon as I can

How are you in London?

It's fine, but with your sister's

twins, we have a lot of work.

Your father is tired. Your sister...

Wait, I'm going into the elevator. It will cut! cu...t, c......u......t...

Dame !

- Good evening.

- Yes ?

- I'm here for the announcement for the roommate.

- Who ?

- You are Emilie?

- Yes.

- Bad time?

- No, but sorry, it won't be possible.

- Why ?

- I was expecting a Camille.

- Oh! It's me, my name is Camille.

- I'm looking for a girl.

- You didn't say so in the ad.

- Maybe, but that's how it is.

- Hold on…

Sorry, I teach at the Fernand Léger high school,

in Ivry. It would be really convenient for me.

I work days, and in the evening, I'm almost not here. What a pity!

- Oh! - Uh, hi...

- Hi.

Activities tonight?

Stop shiting !

A big guy.

Stopped.

- Good evening. - Good evening.

- How do you become a literature teacher?

- We pass the CAPES or the aggregation.

- Yeah, I know, but what leads you there?

By passion or by default ?

- By passion.

I will soon take a break to prepare the aggregation.

What are you doing ?

- Telephone Customer Service.

- No college? - Sciences-po.

- OK, Customer Service., Sciences-po.

- You are funny. My parents

aren't laughing anyway.

Can I ask you a question ?

- Still the roommate question?

- What is your love life like ?

I channel professional frustration into intense sexual activity.

- Cool.

- But nothing noisy or intrusive for a roommate.

I promise.

How about you ?

I fuck and see it later.

- Means ? - It's a Chinese proverb.

Rough translation:

"I was mad at not having shoes,

"I met a man

"without feet. And I was happy with my life."

- Chinese is concise, .

- It depends.

- Kidding me.

- No, why ?

- Yes, I think you just told me a big crap.

- No, I swear.

- Great.

- See you Friday.

- What is that ? - It's to lose weight.

- Is it Japanese? - I do not know.

Wait, I'm taking it off. - Oh no, leave it, it turns me on.

- You should upgrade to the 40 gigas offer for a total of 49.90.

Yes, Mr. Dufranc, this is Maryline..

A different kind of film every night…

I understand your disappointment, but this is an excellent deal.

Trust me.

Thank you ! Bye.

You are falling in love.

- Oh no, not at all, you're not my type.

- Yes, I can see.

You fall in love.

It's too much pleasure.

- You're right, I have to be careful.

- You can't do this to me.

- Good night.

- Where are you going ? We're in your room.

- Ah yes…

Come on, get out of my bed.

- Damn, not like this!

- What ? - You really hurt me!

- Turn off the light

while leaving, please.

- Who is it ?

Yes ?

- Uh, I was in the next room,

reading

Rousseau's "Confessions"

and I was wondering if you wanted some yogurt.

- Last week, I shipped a box of raw meat

to a guy whose voice I didn't like.

- Are you kidding me ? - I swear.

I want to suck you.

- What ?

- I want to go home.

What time do you start tomorrow?

-8h. But I have to see the colleague who will replace me.

How are your sophomores class 8?

- They're weak.

- Did you evaluate them in writing?

- The handwriting is fine, the spelling less so,

and reading is same, they don't understand what they read.

Why did you start

in 16th century travelogues?

- I wanted

show them that the religious question was not born with them.

Anthoine, move!

That tolerance, you see, is...

Oh no, no, stop, I feel like I'm being inspected.

- No, I'm very keen, it's great.

- Yeah ?

- It's me.

- Not this evening.

- Can I ask you a question ? - Yes, of course.

- Yesterday, you said "not tonight". What does it mean ?

- I don't know. It means "not tonight".

- So, tonight is coming, is it good?

Or, I don't know, tomorrow or Friday the 12th,

It's good ?

You want us to make a calendar, right?

We'll stick it on the fridge. So, what days?

Tonight, for example,

do you have something planned? - Listen.

All those nights were great

we have fun, but we're not a couple.

We're roommate.

By the way, I don't want to be together with anyone. So...

- What do you mean? That it would be easier if we didn't fuck all the time

or at least not regularly?

Or not at all?

- Here is.

That's all ?

- Yeah, what?

- I do not know…. You... - What do you want?

That I put the roommate ad and ask you to leave? - If it bothers you, I understand.

- No, I don't mind.

But if it's like that, we need new roommate rules.

We share the cleaning, we divide the fridge in two.

and we stop walking around naked. in the apartment.

- Miss Wang, please.

- Wong.

* Very good madam. What don't you like about your plan?

*- I always go over on my cell phone data plan.

*- Try the offer upgraded. 40 gigs for a total of 49.90.

*- We go from 4 to 40 there…

I dream ! *- I understand your disappointment.

I hear children.

Are these yours? * . - Yes….

*- I just wanted to tell you about another family offer. How old are they ?

*- 9 and 10 years old. *- Their names ?

*- I won't give their names! It's not possible!

*- We will call them Plic and Ploc.

We will call them Plic and Ploc.

It was the recommendation of that day: make customers aware of the family offer.

- Plic and Ploc!

Do you realize how you talk to customers?

Plic and Ploc! Are you crazy ?

And last week when you gave a customer weight-loss tips.

- I am at the hospital. What do you want?

Roommate issue.

- Are you calling me for a roommate issue?

Wait, do I tell them to stop surgery because my sister roommate's issues?

Are you kidding me !

- Not only that, I got fired from my job.

-Hi.

- It was a shitty job, right?

I have to go. We'll talk tonight... - Wait!

You told me several times that I had a relationship problem that it stunts my growth.

Can you explain?

I don't remember anymore, it's not the time!

- Please ! - That you're immature and egocentric.

selfish... - Very wrong !

- No. Have you read the book I sent you?

- The big one? What's it called?

- "Handicap in relationships".

Read it !

- I'm not going to go through 200 pages to figure out what to do at home.

- Émilie ?

Émilie !

Émilie ! - Damn, can't you knock first?, can you?

- I called you 4 times.

- Yes, but I didn't hear.

- What are you doing ?

Haven't moved all day? - No.

- You did nothing?

- Yes, I watched series, emptied the fridge and watched series.

- Did you call the number I gave you?

for the job? - Ah yes, I tried, but it doesn't work.

- What are you doing tonight ?

- Why ?

- I invited some friends over for dinner.

- Teachers, I bet? - Yes, teachers.

Would it be nice if we could have the apartment for ourselves?

- Oh, do you need my room too?

- No of course not.

- All right, I'll leave the rest to you, then.

- I put you the rent

on the kitchen table.

Mom

Go see Grandma.

- Émilie !

How are you ? - Good and you ?

- Nice to see your ass. - You're high.

- You want some ?

- Oh I love !

Camille… Camille… Camille…

My Camille… I'm coming, Camille!

Camille honey! Camille... Camille...

I'll be right there, Camille.

I'm coming… I'm flying! I am coming to you.

I'm coming, Camille!

wow,

you're hot ! - Is this a joke? ?

Who is she?

- Yeah, who is she?

- Uh… Stéphanie, Émilie. Émilie, Stéphanie.

Stéphanie is a high school colleague, Émilie is my roommate.

- Ah OK... She's drunk, the roommate.

You come ? - I'm coming.

- Not in a thousand years. - Yes I'm coming.

Hey… Hop there!

I thought you would come home later.

- Me too.

- Did you take something? - Ecstasy.

Won't you tell her to come? We could do a threesome.

- Sure, that's totally her style.

She is the one who takes over my classes. - What a pity…

I would have loved it.

- Here.

Cover up, you'll catch death.

- The death ? No, not death!

- Good night. - Good night.

I'm having a bad trip.

I'm having a bad trip.

- Bad from what ?

- I took something, I'm not well.

What did you take? How much? How long ago?

- Just ecstasy.

You fucking scared me.

Take half a Valium and try to sleep.

- I can't, I hear them fucking. It's unbearable !

- Who do you hear fucking?

- My roommate !

- Your roommate?

- Yes, Camille and that whore.

- Are you becoming completely stupid?

Every time you call me now it's about your roommate? No matter the time?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

- Stop calling me, Émilie..

If you call me, I won't answer you anymore. It is clear ? Fuck !

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sis.

- How are you ? - How are you, son?

- I'm early ? - Ahead of what?

Éponine, your brother is here.

You tell him ?

- No, you.

- She does stand-up. Cool, right?

I saw her on stage, frankly, it's not bad.

- Not bad ? Y-you were cracking up!

- No,

it was really good.

Anyway, you were great.

What do you think ?

- Stand-up?

Oh, pffft..

- Wh-what, the stand-up "pfff"?

- You're probably very good, but I don't really like it.

- Can you elaborate? - Yes, I can.

I can't stand the smugness of comedians.

Their claim

to make people laugh at bullshit, this tyranny of the 3rd degree.

- I-it's good, y-you're encouraging.

- You asked, I answer.

- But answer, but don't answer that. You're spouting a bunch of bullshit.

- Don't get tired, dad. - You become pontificating.

Old fart before his time. For a teacher,

it is very worrying.

- Exactly. Old fool!

- Éponine !

She is 16 years old, Camille. 16 years old !

- You ask me what I think of it, I tell you.

- I don't care what do you think of stand-up, Camille!

You talk to your sister at 16, you don't tell her what you think!

You make an effort, you take it upon yourself, and you tell her what she wants to hear.

You are interested, you encourage it.

Who cares what you really think, Camille.

No one gives a fuck.

And I'll tell you something.

When she's on stage, she doesn't stutter.

- Épo, it's me. - Fuck off, asshole!

- All the stuff is there.

Your sister took what she wanted, If you're interested in something, help yourself.

It's all being hauled away next week.

I still have his chair, I couldn't fold it.

If you find a taker, that would help me.

- I will deal with it.

- Stéphanie ?

- Yes ?

- Can I talk to you for a second?

- Hi. - Hi, how are you ?

- Good, and you ?

- I have to tell you something that seems tricky.

- Oh…. Go ahead. - Want some tea ?

- Yes, thanks.

- Where is Camille?

- Family lunch. He'll be back by 3.

- But you, you are here?

- Yeah… - You think that's normal?

- Meaning?

- When Camille is here, you are at out place. When Camille is not there, you are at my place.

- Well yeah…

Thank you…

- Anyway, you're never home. You understand ?

- Yes...uh no, what do you mean?

- You should pay rent.

- Are you serious ? - Yes.

You can pay per night.

You calculate which nights you will be here and you pay them.

The other, for example, pays 12 euros, she is here usually two nights a week.

- Which other?

- Mathilde, the country. She usually comes on Tuesday, Thursday…

Except when you're here. - Yes.

You've finished ? - Yes.

- Don't talk to me anymore, okay?

- Ho, ho, ho!

Come on, LOL! - Do not talk to me anymore !

- It was a joke !

- Shit ! Emilie, it took me a week to catch up on your bullshit!

- What mess?

- Mathilde, the country girl, does that mean anything to you? - Come on!

She has no sense of humor!

- Then you, you are very funny. - Yes.

- Not at all. You're not funny, you're just obnoxious.

- She, is she cool? Did you see how she talks to you?

- That's my problem.

- She says a lot of bullshit.

- You think all people are dumb.

You'll end up cutting yourself off.

Listen, I could go out

with the nicest, smartest girl,

quickly, whatever,

if she didn't excite me violently, she wouldn't attract me.

Attraction disappears, so starts with the highest rate of attraction.

It will take longer to finish.

- The highest attraction rate?

How long have we slept together?

- I don't know… Two weeks?

I'm going to stay with her.

*- A few days ? - Definitively.

*- Fuck ! You leave me when I have no more work, no more money?

You can't do this to me! - Take advantage of it when we move.

To find something smaller.

*- I can't leave this apartment. - Why ?

*- It belongs to my grandmother.

- Wait, here is your grandmother's place?

Why did you never tell me.

- You never asked me. What's the difference?

- Do you pay rent? - No.

- That's the difference. I am an annuity for you in fact.

I pay to live with you, I pay to bear you.

- It's disgusting to say that.

- Stephanie or not, I'd have left.

- What have I done to you ?

- When we decided not to sleep together anymore... - I decided nothing

- When I decided not to sleep with you anymore, you laid down new rules.

But nothing stated "Don't bring anyone home".

Otherwise, I would have already left.

- What are you talking about ?

I thought we were talking about Stéphanie.

- I'm talking about Stéphanie.

Stopped. Stopped.

- Stop what?

- Stop with your salads. - What salads?

- You're in love with me and I'm not.

It can't go on like this.

- What are you talking about ?

- I'll leave you the rent and the key in the kitchen.

- You will miss me.

- Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday

Happy birthday, Baptist

Happy Birthday

Happy birthday, Baptist.

* My name is Amber Sweet and I am your surprise gift.

So we have...

Half an hour for us, Baptiste.

Half an hour of hot, very hot chat,

very, very, very, very hot.

Your friends gave me some naughty little tips

specials for Baptist …

But you know what?

I will start by playing with myself.

And when I start getting wet, we'll move on, okay?

Come on, go, Baptiste!

Let's go !

- That's super nice.

I have all the shops below

and Chinese restaurants everywhere.

It's like a village actually.

And the university is 10 minutes away on foot.

Life is not bad. It's simple, I couldn't find better.

And you know what ?

I see the Seine from my window.

Wait, let me show you.

I'm excited, I want to scream!

A few tiles have fallen, it's black.

There are mushrooms.

The owner wants me to do the work myself.

Yes, he offered me a waiver of one month's rent against an invoice.

But if I do the work myself, can you make me an invoice?

Yeah.

OK, I'll send you the pictures.

Pairs 1 UNIVERSITY Panthéon-Sorbonne Welcome

Hi.

- Hi. - I'm Nora.

- Leïla.

- Nice to meet you.

Is it always so packed like this?

- Welcome to Tolbiac.

Where do you come from ?

- Bordeaux.

Why ?

- Just asking.

In 2nd year, aren't you? - Yeah.

- How old are you ?

- 32.

Well, 33.

- It's good, you took your time.

- Oh no, I'm actually going back to college, it's by equivalence.

- Got it.

Kids grown, husband gone, so you go back to college.

- Oh no ! Not at all, I...

I worked in a real estate agency that of my uncle and I...

- Oh yeah ?

- Excuse me ? Do you have a pen, please?

- Welcome to this criminal law course.

- Thank you.

We are going to study together a series of fascinating notions.

We will see, of course, the various constituent elements of the offence,

We will see the criminal liability of legal persons,

the notions of co-author…

- Hola, it's Nora.

How are you ?

Here, it's always a blast...

It was just to hear from you.

Kiss you.

Spring Break Party

Nail Salon

How are you ?

- Well ！

- Nora. - Eh ?

- Nora in Tolbiac.

- Sorry, I didn't recognize you!

You are so pretty !

- It's the wig and the make-up.

- Yeah, big difference!

- Eh ? - Big difference!

- Do you want something to drink?

- A gin to, please. - OK !

- Thank you !

- Me too, please.

- Isn't that Amber Sweet?

Baptiste's birthday cam girl.

-Hold on. You're sure ?

- Guys, what is it?

- It's Amber Sweet! - Yeah, that's her.

Alice! Amber Sweet!

- Good evening. - Good evening.

- Two gin tonics, please.

- I'm so glad to meet you.

I am a fan.

- What ? - I'm a fan!

- Fan of what? - Well, of you.

- Of me ? - Yeah.

- I'm with friends… I'm going to join them.

- Do you work here? Is there something planned?

- No, I don't work here,

I'm in law, in law school.

- Do you do law? - In 2nd year of master... Yeah.

- Are you stopping the videos then? - Eh ?

- Are you stopping the videos? - What videos?

- Can I ask you a favor ? - Yeah ? - Can we take a picture together?

Please.

- Cool. - OK.

- It's good ? - Mortal, thank you!

Thank you !

- I want to cum on your face.

- What ? - I want to cum on your face.

A facial cumshot!

Shit, you are crazy!

- This means that someone who has no capacity for discernment,

for example someone who is suffering from a moment of trouble

neuropsychic or psychic…

Having abolished his discernment or the control of his acts,

to use the terms

of article 121-2, 122-1 of the Penal Code.

Can not be…

Cannot be held criminally responsible.

It also means

that someone who is not a legal person...

It also means

that someone, I am thinking of legal persons,

who are real people...

- Stop with your phones.

- I resume.

That means

that someone, who is not a real person, I am thinking of legal persons,

who are persons from the legal point of view, and legal only

cannot be held responsible.

- Stop, it's unbearable at the end!

Go on, miss.

- It's me. *- Hello, honey, how are you?

- Am I bothering you ? *- No not at all.

Nora?

It's not okay ? Nora?

- No, it's not good.

*- Is it because of someone that you cry?

Damn, it's because of a man! A - No. No…..

*- Because of what ? Tell me what's wrong.

Nora?

- The University.

*- You want me to come to Paris?

- No.

No, it's not necessary…

*- Come back, then.

Come back ! I think of you all the time.

of your body. I beg you, come back.

- Stopped !

*- I can't take it anymore, Nora. - You stop with that!

*- Come back... - Stop

"Swallow, Amber, it's for you"

"Yes, Amber, go ahead and lick the bar"

"You know what would make me happy ;-)"

"You turn me on too much, bitch!"

"I'm going to put my big cock in your pussy"

A good month later

- Thank you goodbye. - Bye.

- Hello Madam and Sir. - Hello.

- There, for example, in the 13th, you see here…

All this is my recently matches.

- They are ugly ! - No !

He is old!

So mean.

Show you my profile picture.

That's you ? Looks like... Zhao Liying!

I know, I know...

The eyes and the shape of the face.

Here you can choose your age criteria.

- The more you increase statistically, the more matches you make.

- I put 48. It's my psychological barrier.

- AH, YOUR FATHER!

- Yeah, and he gives me a pair of leather shoes, with my white socks, it's like Michael Jeckson

Camille: Hello Em! How's it going?

- You miss a hat, can you dance?

Émilie: What the fuck are you doing, asshole!

*- Why are you talking to me like that? - I'm not talking to you, I'm typing to you.

*- I can't ask you how you are,

ask you the question? Immediately terrible words.

- Fuck you.

You never hang up on me. Never.

*- When do we meet ?

- Rather die.

Tonight, today, I can't.

- Why didn't you wait for me?

I plan to return around 3:30 p.m.

- Miss Ligier?

Hello.

- Nora Ligier, hello. - How long have you been here?

- No, but since I didn't know when you were coming back.

- It is written, 3:30 p.m. - Yes, but it is also written "I plan",

so I wasn't sure.

- Anyway, I'm a bit early, not?

- Yes.

I have 10 years of experience

In the real estate,

in Bordeaux, including 5 years in a structure

3 times bigger than this here.

The last 2 years,

I boosted the sales turnover of my uncle's agency.

Here is.

I like the terrain… - Why did you leave then?

- To settle in Paris.

I'm good at negotiation too.

Nego, I like that. I come in a lot

of exclusives.

How many warrants do you have? How many exclusives?

The mandates, you sell them… - We have only one exclusivity,

I believe.

- And your annual sales turnover of your agency?

How many sales do you make per month?

Two ? Three ? Maybe more ?

- Perhaps less.

- Perhaps less ?

- In fact the agency is not mine, but of a friend whom I help.

For 2 years, it breaks down

and he asked me to hire a sales agent.

- Do you know anything about real estate?

- Not at all.

- And that interests you at least? - Absolutely not.

- I understand better why you are looking for someone then!

Good.

Me, I like this agency!

Good location, good potential. In addition,

the market is picking up right now.

Need to recall files from former clients,

wake it all up. I learn about the sector.

Yes, one thing, on the other hand, the window, it's not going at all.

It is neither done nor to be done.

- Really? Why ?

It's not a showcase, it's a repellent.

A repellent ? Oh yeah, definitely…

- Morning ?

- No, I can't guarantee you the scoop for more than 24 hours.

We are on an exclusive mandate.

I send you everything by email.

- I'm waiting for you, Mr. Zigard, you tell me?

Very well. See you soon.

- Are we going to see the Vitry construction site now?

Mr. Germain…

- You can call me Camille.

- Not exactly. No.

I prefer things to be clear between us, Mr. Germain.

I won't bear any stare

or inappropriate gesture, no bullshit flirting plan. OK ?

One slip, I screw up the shop and file a complaint with the cops.

It's clear ?

I wanted to tell you, maybe I overreacted a bit earlier

- No, but I understand.

- A very commercial district,

but very quiet.

So a 104 m2, 4 rooms.

You have a double living room and 2 bedrooms, but you can modulate it as you wish.

It has been completely renovated and there are very beautiful moldings.

- I really like.

- The heating is individual.

- I'll keep you informed. - Very well.

- Thank you. Bye. - Thank you, goodbye.

- Wait, I know her. Nora?

It's been ages. What's up?

We didn't see you at college anymore,

I got worried.

I wondered what you became.

Uh.… Good.

Well, have a nice day.

- Who is it ?

- We teased her too much. - It's too crazy!

- Leïla ?

- Damn, but you're fucking crazy! Are you a freak? - What's the matter ?

Do you want one too? No ?

- Calm down… - Good, then!

- How are you ?

- Oh fuck.…

Oh fuck !

I would like a private chat…

N: And to talk?

NoraLigier75.

Purchase.…

It's expensive.

*- Hello, Nora.

You can put on your webcam, we're only two.

- Hello, Amber.

*. The wig to look like me! You're right. It already excites me.

What are you? - What am I ?

*- A trans or a trav?

- Oh no, I'm normal.

Well, I mean a woman.

A normal woman. *- OK, with the wig

and lipsticks is not obvious.

So what would make you happy?

- I just want to talk to you.

*- I play with myself while you talk?

- No.

*. Uh…

I can do other stuff if you want… - I just want to talk to you.

*- OK, like you talk and I say dirty stuff?

- No, you say nothing…

It's me speaking.

*- OK so you talk and I do nothing?

- You listen to me and...

You answer if you want.

*- You can say "you" to me.

- You listen to me and you answer if you want. *- You pay.

Come on, I listen to you.

Wait, uh...

Do you mind if I put on a t-shirt? - No.

*- OK, thanks.

What do you do in life ?

- I'm a real estate agent.

It's not very interesting.

*- Why do you say it's not very interesting?

- What is that ?

*. It's the end of the session. To continue,

need to put tokens. - No !

Oh no…

*- Yeah… And the profile?

Yeah…

Yeah, we look alike, but quickly done anyway. This is the blonde wig effect.

With a blonde wig, you look like any blonde.

Your virgins have shit in their eyes.

They really wanted to hurt someone.

But did you keep the message? Did you file a complaint?

- No.

What would it have been used for?

*- To scare them! Me, I have a thick folder like that.

- Oh yeah ?

*- "I wish you catch AIDS, dirty whore."

"If I see you, I'll cut off your breasts."

- And you bear that?

*- Well no. If I catch one, he better hide his balls.

- Where do you live ?

*- Do you want my Social Security number too?

Listen, Nora,

I like you, but...

We're not best friends.

We will stop there.

- Hi.

- Hi. - How are you ?

It's hot !

What ?

- You could apologize.

- For ?

- I don't know, but I waited for 25 minutes, for example?

- Oh, come on ! - Forget it.

Want a drink?

- A whiskey. - It's 3 p.m.

- Yeah, well, you're stressing me out.

- Excuse me ?

We'll have a whiskey, please. - Ok.

- Actually, two.

Do you notice anything?

- No.

- The suit.

- Ah yes ! I preferred to avoid the subject.

- It was a childhood friend who suggested that I take care of a real estate agency.

- I believe you were preparing the aggregate?

- I'm moving on to the next thing, but I need money.

And I was tired of living in 9 m2.

- And with Stéphanie, how are things going?

- Over. She dumped me. - You are sad ?

- No.

- You do not care ?

- Care, but I'm not sad.

- Always so sentimental the guy.

If there is no more Stéphanie, what is your life, then now?

- Between the agency, the day, the class of the aggregation, and the readings, I put myself in sexual fallow.

- “Sexually fallow”…

Well, what did you call me for today?

Show off your costume and talk about Stéphanie?

- I called you because I missed you.

- Did you miss me?

I thought you couldn't bear me anymore.

So am I a girl guys miss?

- Yes, you are a girl we miss and I missed you.

I even missed you a lot.

Is it ok?

- I missed you too.

But not a lot.

Just at specific times of the day.

What do you think of Eighty? - What's this ?

- A dating app.

- An app?

- An app! Don't act so dumb.

Alright then, what do you think?

- As a socialization tool? - Well no, for banging, you see?

- Banging? You say "Banging" now?

- Yeah. What do you think ?

- If you want to be humiliated, it's a good plan. I read a very enlightening article on the subject.

- Really ?

- You put yourself on a site? - Yes.

What ? - It makes me…

That depresses me !

What do you do, dating on Eighty? - Very nice dates.

- Of what kind ? - Really all kinds.

I am open to anything.

- You have changed.

- How so ?

Do you think I wasn't open enough with you?

*- Direction Nation, next train in 1 minute.

After in 3 minutes.

- How are you ? - Yes and you ?

- Good.

- No….

- It's true, you know nothing about it, even in keys.

- I warned you. - Not that one.

Let me do it. No, there.

You hear ? - What ?

- But it's not over at all!

- Hey ho!

You are still here ? Visits begin the day after tomorrow.

- Mr. Germain?

- Amine !

Oh !

Mr Ayaoui. - How are you ?

- Very well and you ?

- Well as we can. Are you still at Fernand Léger?

- Oh no, no, I'm taking a break in real estate.

-OK!

He was my high school French teacher. Best teacher!

I made him struggle, but best teacher.

- Didn't you continue? - I did 2 years in university.

2 first years of English, but hey, frankly I quitted.

Now I'm like you, a little break in real estate.

- How do you like it ?

- Hello. - Hello.

- Shall I make you listen?

- Go for it.

- There, it is the chorus.

- It's crazy!

- It's not rap, rap….

- But the lyrics are good.…

- Why did you stop?

- Officially, I took a year off to prepare for the agreg

of modern literature

But in fact, I quit out of discouragement.

- Because of your students? A difficult high school?

- No, I loved my students very much and I like to teach.

No, it's more the teaching conditions,

distressing reforms every 6 months.

We are underpaid, discredited, watched and muzzled.

And our students end up on building sites.

Or cooks in kebabs.

It's rewarding, huh?

- But if you pass the competition, you will resume?

- Yes, but a little differently anyway.

- Why are you laughing ?

- I feel like doing something silly.

Help me. Say a sentence with "Camille".

- I do not understand.

- This, for example. "Camille, I don't understand."

- "Camille, I don't understand." - "Camille" now?

I warn you right away, Miss Ligier, I will not tolerate any inappropriate gesture,

no bullshit flirting plan. Was I clear enough?

- Good game.

- It's time to leave, I'm going down there.

Good evening, Miss Ligier. - See you tomorrow.

- Yes, very well.

- The maximum budget, you told me?

- The maximum budget, 1000 euros.

- Because I reflect,

but we don't have much left. We have one.

I let you watch.

It's the new rental apartments we have.

There must be one

which is slightly above your budget. 1100 euro.

Dinner 8 p.m.?

-There is the sunshine ?

There's a lot of sunshine ?

- Yes, it is very bright.

Hold on…

Hold on.

- What's the matter ? It's not okay ?

- Yes.

It's just that it's a bit complicated for me.

Because it...

It was a long time ago.

- Ah, but if you don't want to, we don't do it.

- Really ?

Do you mind?

- Uh… But not at all, let's see.

What state are you in...

They didn't even cut your hair.

Why are you not answering ?

Look.

Do you remember where we took this picture?

The carriage.

Yes.

The carriage…

You have too long hair.

Do you want me to cut them for you, Grandma?

The carriage…

The carriage.

It spins, it spins...

I am in pain.

I'm afraid.

Do you remember what you said to me when I was little?

"When you're scared or hurt,

"think very hard about someone you love,

"and your fear will disappear."

How are you, grandma?

Who are you ?

What are you doing here ?

Here, it's the kitchen that we share.

There are storage spaces everywhere.

Here too, storage.

And finally here...

the bathroom and the toilets.

Wow, that's big!

- Looks like Shanghai. - Really ?

It's beautiful.

I really like that.

I do have a favor to ask of you.

It is unusual.

OK, tell me.

My grandmother is in an Nursing Home, next door, avenue Victor Marchand.

I would like you to go see her once a week.

How do I do ?

Pretend to be me, she has Alzheimer's.

She recognizes no one, she doesn't recognize me.

I'll give you a good price on the rent.

- Okay, I'm interested. - It's true ?

Thank you !

Thanks very much ! Thank you.

Émilie: Still sexually fallow? Camille: To see... And your sex plans?

Alright

You replace me for half an hour?

- Sure. - Thank you.

- 20th left.

*- What are we talking about this time?

- I do not know.

*- Uh.… Nora, is that your nickname?

- No.

*- It's your real name ? - Yeah.

*-"NoraLigier75",

are you serious ?

Do you use your real name on a porn site?

You're a nutcase, aren't you?

- Well…. *- If you had to take a nickname,

what would it be?

- I do not know.

"The Dumb bitch".

*- "The Dumb bitch"?

- Well yeah, "the dumb bitch".

I suck, I suck!

*- Oh shit.

Nora, how are you?

Look at me.

How are you ?

- What's your name?

* - Well…..

Amber Sweet.

- Yes, it's true.

It's true, it's true...

*- You have to put some money back.

- Ah, wait… My card.

*- Nah, but Nora! Oh-ho!

I'm kidding.

We can't mess with you, NoraLigier75!

Alright, I'll give you my email.

In 2 hours on Skype, okay?

- Yeah.

*- And my name is Louise.

- Thank you. How are you ? - Hello. How are you ?

It must be embarrassing to be beautiful like that.

- Stopped.

- To say that you are beautiful? - I don't like you saying that, it seems

you hit the jackpot.

- Why do you doubt so much?

- You're nice.

You are sweet.

- You're not answering my question.

- I want to tell you something.

- Tell me.

- Thank you, Camille.

Just thank you.

- Why thanks ? - Thank you, that's all.

- She's driving me crazy. I swear, she eats my head.

I think more than that.

- It reminds me of something.

- What ?

- The great potential of attraction.

- Ah no, there, it's more than that!

She's a saint… I must introduce her to you.

She has something very pure.

She is serious, applied in everything.

- A little boring, what.

Good pear as well. She thinks you're nice.

- You bitch all the time.

- You're the one stringing the pearls!

OK, she's a saint. What is the problem ?

Does she have trouble cumming? Is she frigid?

You do not know ! Does she have orgasms?

- Immediately !

Orgasms...

- She's frigid.

In a way, you've done well.

- What more crap are you going to say? - But yes !

It's super stimulating for your competitive spirit.

It's a new challenge: to make Nora come.

Do you think you're the male who's going to reveal her?

- Me, I say: "Why not?"

- Well, I say:

"Poor jerk."

- What do you say ? - Nothing.

- ONE TWO THREE.

"Next".

One. Two….

Three.

*- There, we look alike.

- Yeah.

*- You'll see, adolescence is not ecstasy.

- You look sad.

*- I was, yeah.

And you, draw. - It's not much more glorious.

*- You were actually athletic.

- Yeah.

Handball, sports studies.

And in the French junior team until I was 18.

Then I was hurt,

and I went to my uncle's agency there.

*- Did you sleep with him?

- Yeah… It shows that much?

During 10 years.

*- With your uncle?

- Yes.

In law.

*- Show the picture again.

You're pretty.

- Hello everybody.

- Hello.

- I'm Émilie. - Nora, delighted.

Camille told me a lot about you. - Me too !

- Mr. Lim Tchoq, This is my friend Emilie Wong.

- Hello.

We should get to know each other first.

- Go for it.

- You are Mr. Lim Tchoq right? - Yes.

I'm Émilie Wong, your interpreter.

Thank you for being here.

I heard you were back from vacation. Everything went well ?

Very well. Can we hurry? I have a plane to catch.

Taiwanese?

How do you know ?

Your accent. My family comes from there. I would have liked so much to live there.

I love Taiwan. My grandmother once took me to Feicuiwan.

So beautiful… I wish I had never left.

- The crescent-shaped beach. - Yes, a croissant.

You know, a crescent-shaped white sand beach.

- Émilie, shall we go? - Sorry.

- Mr. Lim Tchoq made an offer

on an apartment on avenue René Coty.

I'll let you initial the diagnoses at the bottom of each page.

Sign your last name in the lower right corner of each sheet

This is the test indicator.

Condominium regulations.

This is the property material, and it is the same, sign your last name at the bottom of each one.

the extract from the cadastral plan, the same,

to be initialed at the bottom of both pages.

This is the plan of the city government, and it is also where you sign your last name.

The individual statement of charges for the last 3 months.

The same,

you initial.

This is a property fee.

Do you want to introduce me to your friends? Finally, your former colleagues?

- Hey guys !

The translator is leaving.

- Wait wait wait!

My buddy Antoine is hosting a dinner party.

You want to come ? A teachers' dinner

boring as you like them.

- Oh, in that case...

(in chorus) - Come to me

Come close to me

Come touch my fingertips

Come and taste the taste of my lips

Come dive into oblivion and dream

Talk to me

tell me about love

I want velvet kisses

And your skin against my skin

You drive me crazy, it's really really too much

But I have to go

I don't want to love you anymore

But I have to go

You have to forget everything

- What was she whispering in your ear?

- What when?

- In a moment she approached you, she said something to you,

you looked at me and laughed.

- I don't know, probably bullshit.

- Bullshit about me?

- Not at all. Why ?

- I do not know.

- How are you ?

- You fucked them all?

- Eh ? - The girls who are here tonight,

how many did you fuck?

- I do not know.

- All of them?

- Well no.

- And Émilie?

- Yes.

- But, what am I going to do, Camille?

The next one ?

Turkey number 4? Turkey number 5?

Eh ?

It's not okay.

Hold on. - What ?

- Like that.

Like this, if you want.

- Like this ? How?

- Take me like this.

Over there ! Go ahead !

Go ahead !

- Do you really want to?

- Yes.

But are you sure? - No.

No…

I'm boring.

- What are you saying ? - I'm boring.

- Boring...

- Are you bored with me?

- But not at all.

What do you do ? - I'm going to get some water.

I think I should go home.

- Don't you want to stay?

Do you want to talk a bit?

- No.

I want to be alone.

- As you like.

- What is the strangest, most humiliating thing,

what have you been through at work?

You do not say anything. *- No, I'm thinking.

Once, something really weird happened to me.

There is a guy who asks me in private chat.

Classic, I answer him. So far, nothing out of the ordinary.

And…

We connect and in front of me, I have a dog.

- A dog ?

*- A mutt!

He wanted me to perform for it. - No !

*- If I swear to you ! He had his dog on his knees!

- What did he want you to do?

*- That I play with myself, but for his dog what.

Looking it in the eye, talking to it...

Let me say it was handsome.

You have to imagine, it's super weird to watch a dog.

And besides, he, of course, didn't express much.

So it made me very uncomfortable.

because I felt like I was abusing the dog!

And at some point...

I almost had a giggle because...

Well, I was trying to see its cock.

Yes ! I wanted to see if it had a hard-on.

You weird delusion of professional conscience.

*. Him, no...

No.

- Distressing. *- I have already met him.

Him too. Him, we pass.

Him, no.

- Distressing.

*. Him, how do you find him?

- A cheat head.

*- Tac.

- We work all day together and some evenings,

without dinner, without anything,

she comes to my house, we fuck and she leaves.

"End of story".

*- So what ?

- It's been I don't know how long we haven't spent a whole night together.

*- What do you dislike?

She comes to take her shot and breaks.

That leaves you time to work on the aggregate.

It's the change that bothers me. It wasn't like this before.

She changed the rule.

That's what bothers me.

You know the night of dinner, how she made a scene?

*- Where she asked you

to fuck her? - Stop with your crap, it's tiring.

*- What do you want me to say ? - Not that.

I believe that…

That night, something changed.

*- Here, the cheater wrote to me. - Show.

*- You won't like it. - Show !

"Give this poor wounded man something to drink.

"Suddenly, as the lowered housard leaned towards him,

"man, a kind of Moor,

"seized a gun he was still clutching."

- Here, the violence that is at the heart of the poem.

As the lexical field of war shows,

with terms such as "battle", "death", "gun".

Go ahead, show me what you wrote.

What is that ?

- It's for stand ideas.

- OK, well, let's see if I.

These stand-up ideas.

Let's see if I'm kidding, you never know.

- I don't care what you think.

- 1: the tramps in my neighborhood.

"Tramp" with a T, please.

2: school bullying.

3: my father's sexuality...

Dad… Our father? - Hmm.

- Did you do a stand-up on that? - Yes !

- About what, exactly?

- About what he told me.

- He told you stuff? But what ?

- His sex stories with the person he met.

- Has he met anyone since mum died? - Hmm.

- Uh…

And what, exactly, would dad's sexuality be?

- He's more on a.. - I don't want to

to talk to you about daddy's sexuality, actually.

- Well, you always say

we don't talk enough.

- Hello.

- Oh, Nora!

Uh… Éponine, this is Nora, my…

Éponine, my sister.

- Hi.

- Nice to meet you.

It's pretty, "Éponine". Where did this come from ?

- V-Victor Hug-go, "Les Miserables".

She's the d-daughter of...

- I help her revise her French.

- Get. I will look for keys.

- How are you ?

- Very well. I fell asleep late yesterday.

Were there any phone calls? - No.

Shall we have a coffee?

- No, I have 2 visits for the avenue de Choisy apartment

and a couple returning to see the pavilion.

- See you tonight ? - I don't know, I'll call you.

Bye.

- Bye.

It's your girlfriend ?

- Yes.

Well, no, I really don't know.

- She l-looks nice.

No, I'm kidding, she doesn't look nice at all!

*- Do you often look at these images?

- Yes.

*- What do you find in them?

- I find them beautiful.

*- The images or me?

- Both.

Hush! You don't touch.

You do nothing.

You do nothing.

I'm doing it!

You are wrong, Camille. Me too, I am wrong.

We are both wrong.

It's over, my darling Camille. We won't see each other anymore.

- A survey has shown that speaking in front of an assembly

is fear number 1.

Fear number 2...

It's death.

You realize ?

For most of us, at a funeral,

we prefer to be in the coffin.

I got you!

It was good ? - Yeah, it was good.

- I didn't write all the texts.

- It is not serious. The interpretation was magnificent.

- She's not here, your girlfriend?

- No, she left.

- Oh? She was sick of you?

- Yeah.

- I understand her. - Well sent.

But you see,

it's as if the place she had

had never filled the void.

I just feel even sadder.

More crap.

And I believe this is it,

I'm tired of this.

- Oh!

Who are you, sir?

Get out of this body!

Give me back my brother! - Mr. Germain?

I knocked, but...

- That is why ? - For the chair.

You permit ?

It looks in good condition.

Has it served long?

- No, maybe 6 months.

- 6 months is fine.

Not too worn,

not bad.

Do you know how to fold it?

- No, but it shouldn't be rocket science.

I believe that's how it is.

- I am helping you ?

- Eh ? - I am helping you ?

- No, it's good, I'll get there, I think.

This is…

Shit !

- It doesn't matter… - Shit!

- It's not okay ?

It is not serious.

I'll take it like that.

It'll be OK.

*- You sleep ?

- Almost.

I'm falling asleep.

Good night.

*. Hold on !

Won't you leave it on, please?

I don't want to be alone if I wake up.

*. Emily?

- Grandmother is dead.

- Hmm?

*- Grandmother is dead.

She speaks in Mandarin. (- What ?)

What happened ?

- It happened on the night of Monday to Tuesday, cardiac arrest.

*- The funeral takes place this weekend, we will be in Paris on Saturday.

- Tuesday ? But you are crazy. Why didn't you call me?

*- What does it differ for you?

- Mom.

Stop it, don't say that, don't say that.

Do not say that !

You can't blame me like that.

I know you're sad, I'm sad too.

When was the last time you went to see her?

If you really cared about her, you would have

known Tuesday morning and actually called us.

Stop it, mom.

They're going to put the apartment up for sale.

- Do you need help ?

- It's terrible, but since I know it,

I feel like I'm breathing.

It's going to be at the chemin de croix, this funeral.

- When is it?

- Sunday, 11 a.m.

- You want me to come with you ?

- Are you serious ? - Yes.

- There will be all my family.

- I imagine.

- You're nice, but no.

- Why ?

- Because it's not a good idea.

- Do you want me to beg you?

- What will happen?

I'm going to introduce you to my parents. "Camille, an old friend."

"A good lover."

- But no. - That's enough !

You were right.

I think i loved you

and I still love you. It hurts me.

So if you come to this funeral, it can move on to somthing else.

If you don't come, it's over between us and that's fine with me.

Say nothing.

Well, I have to go. Bye.

Sunday

- What do you want us to do ?

Shall we walk a bit?

Over there ?

It's not okay ?

Nora!

Look at me. How are you ?

Nora…

- Kiss Me.

- Yes ?

*. It's me. I go up, you go down?

- I'm coming.

What now ? *- I love you, Émilie.

- Sorry ? I did not hear.

*- I love you.

- Eh ? Can you repeat ?

*- I love you !

- It's okay, no need to scream.

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