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ANNOUNCER: And if you’re a Pink fan, don’t forget she’ll be

touring the UK and Ireland next week...

-Pink is coming to Wembley. -That’s right,

Pink and her Beautiful Trauma tour are coming back

-to Europe and the UK. -Rolling into London

with two massive shows at Wembley Stadium.

♪ ♪

(crowd cheering in distance)

(crowd cheering)

(Pink vocalizing)

(crowd chanting)

-(static crackling) -(feedback humming)

(cheering and chanting continue)

(ascending chord plays)

("Get the Party Started" playing)

♪ I’m coming up ♪

♪ So you better get this party started ♪

♪ I’m coming up ♪

♪ So you better get this party started ♪

♪ Get this party started on a Saturday night ♪

♪ Everybody’s waiting for me to arrive ♪

♪ Sending out the message to all of my friends ♪

♪ We’ll be looking flashy in my Mercedes-Benz ♪

♪ I got lots of style with my gold diamond rings ♪

♪ I can go for miles, if you know what I mean ♪

Come on!

♪ I’m coming up ♪

♪ So you better get this party started ♪

♪ I’m coming up, said I’m coming ♪

♪ I’m coming up ♪

♪ So you better get this party started ♪

♪ Pull up to the bumper, get out of the car ♪

♪ License plate says "Stunner Number One Superstar" ♪

♪ Hey, I’m coming up... ♪

-(Willow chattering) -(Jameson giggling)

Ah, thank you.

-Hi. -WOMAN: Hi.

Hi. Thank you.

-(bicycle bell dings) -(car horns honking)

All right. We’ve made it.

Rock and roll. Rock and roll.

-Thank you. -You’re welcome.

Wow.

Come look, buddy.

How cool is this?

Isn’t it awesome?

(upbeat piano music playing quietly)

JAMESON: No!

Do it. Put it on.

-Hey. Reel it in. -PINK: Look what we have.

Champagne.

This is a celebration.

Aren’t you excited that Mommy’s playing stadiums

-this summer in Europe? -(Jameson babbling)

-Wanting to say yes. -WILLOW: I don’t.

-(cork pops) -What if I let you roller-skate?

-Roller-skate? -Onstage.

-Onstage? -Would you do it?

-No. -In your tutu we just made?

-No. -Why not?

I already go onstage.

Yeah, but you could come on and sing something

-with an actual microphone. -With an actual...

You could get a record deal.

Or I don’t want one.

PINK: Probably smart.

Okay. Cheers.

(laughter)

♪ ♪

Hi.

-How you doing? -Ah, here we are.

How are you?

Mmm.

Me, too.

-Hi, everybody. -(roars playfully)

♪ ♪

Really small.

(laughter, chatter)

PINK: I enjoy getting up

and going and seeing the world with my kids

just as much as I enjoy nailing it onstage.

JAMESON: Why?

-CAREY: You can play when we get back, though. -No, I’m...

PINK: There are many reasons why moms don’t do this.

I know that it’s a lot easier for men, just primally,

to just walk out the door and not look back.

-It-it just is. -Hold on, buddy. Hold on.

-Hold on. I’m gonna hand you to Mama, okay? -(whoops)

PINK: There’s no way a mother can walk away from her babies

and not think about them every single second

of every single day and not worry

to the point where you can’t sleep.

-For a lot of moms... -Cheers.

...when they become moms and they tour, they stop touring,

because you can’t imagine being able to do both.

The only way I can justify

dragging my family all over the world is that

we’re making memories together.

I want it to be worth it.

I want tour to be perfect for every single person that walks

through those doors with a ticket in their hand.

-And then get a small one. -Can I have a medium one?

You can have that size, yes.

PINK: But I also want it to be

perfect in my kids’ minds.

(babbling)

And I kill myself to do both.

There’s a boat.

There’s a boat.

♪ ♪

PINK: It feels like 18 lifetimes ago.

-Hi. -Did I want to end up here?

Yeah. Absolutely.

Did I think I would end up here? Yeah.

I feel like you sign up for this life before you get here.

You choose your parents. You choose your obstacles.

You choose the lessons that you need to learn.

But, also, I was just trying to survive my day-to-day situation.

When I first went onstage, I was not exciting.

My parents had just split up, and my dad drove me,

and I still remember that car ride.

I want to reach inside me and hug that little girl

and just let her know it’s gonna be okay.

(band playing Madonna’s "Oh Father")

♪ You can’t hurt me now ♪

♪ I got away from you ♪

♪ I never thought I could ♪

♪ You can’t make me cry ♪

♪ You once had the power... ♪

His thing was always-- from the very beginning, he said to me,

"Just put your head back,

spit in the wind and show ’em what you got."

RJ: Get to your opening spots, please.

-Hey, Wills, move, please. -WILLOW: Where?

Uh, anywhere outside of the taped area.

Oh.

Go straight through all the new stuff first.

Uh-huh, yeah.

-Uh-huh. -PINK: Just to get it.

RJ: Just to walk through it.

-So you can just feel this space. -Mm-hmm.

You know, that way, it’s not your first time

on Friday night, you know?

-PINK: So that’s all the same. -Yep.

-PINK: Lamps, chandelier, the travelator. -Mm-hmm.

-Oh. -So they kind of just pop up on the different runways,

but the scale of it actually looks really nice

for the new stage that you have.

But I won’t be anywhere near Justine, either?

-RJ: No, it’s more like... -She’ll be far away.

RJ: Uh-huh. They’re not gonna be as close to you.

PINK: Okay.

-So, act one, two and three I’ve done. -Yes.

-So that’s already in my body. -Yeah.

Do we have any backup Bob Mackie clothes here?

We also have the thing that Toni made for the Brits.

ROGER: Oh, we do. Yes, we have that.

-Which could be... -RJ: That could work.

She could tea-dip it overnight and make it a little redder.

If not, I have to go to the red-light district

-and find myself an outfit. -ROGER: Okay, that’s it.

(sighs): Okay.

RJ: We like to say, "Good morning."

-Good morning. -(laughs) It’s just a...

-Only when you have healthy hips like this. -Yes.

(laughter)

♪ They are falling on deaf ears ♪

♪ It won’t do no good at all to try to work it out ♪

(laughter)

♪ How can you replace all these years? ♪

Hey!

♪ Now you’ve gone and thrown away... ♪

Hi, Jamesey.

How you doing? It’s everybody.

-Okay. -Can I say hi to you?

Hello. Hi.

(kids shouting, laughing)

Come on.

♪ Don’t hustle me ♪

♪ Whoop, whoop ♪

♪ Don’t mess with me ♪

♪ Whoop, whoop ♪

♪ Don’t hustle me ♪

♪ Whoop, whoop ♪

♪ Don’t hustle me ♪

♪ Whoop, whoop ♪

-♪ Don’t hustle me ♪ -♪ Whoop, whoop... ♪

Great. High five.

(Jameson giggling)

-You don’t want these? -No.

Okay. "No, thank you"?

No.

(chuckles): "No, thank you"?

Can you say "No, thank you"?

-No, thank you. -Thank you.

(quiet chatter)

JAMESON: Mama.

Mama. Mama, Mama, Mama.

WOMAN: Two, three, four, five, six, seven...

♪ I think I finally had enough ♪

♪ I think I maybe think too much ♪

♪ I think this might be it for us ♪

-♪ Blow me one last kiss ♪ -♪ You think I’m... ♪

PINK: I always say there’s no door that I walk out of.

Like, some people walk out the door and they go to work,

and they leave what’s at home at home,

and they go and do their job.

I don’t walk out of a door, ever.

-(laughter, whooping) -♪ I’ve had a shit day ♪

♪ You had a shit day... ♪

Everything is melded into one,

and that is both beautiful and incredibly overwhelming.

How are we supposed to have the-- all of this under control?

(man laughs)

(laughter)

(laughing)

♪ What about us? What about us? ♪

♪ What about us? ♪

(laughter)

RJ: It was real.

You’d get fired for that in a Madonna rehearsal.

(laughter)

I think. I heard.

Okay.

("Beautiful Trauma" playing)

♪ We were on fire... ♪

Hit those notes.

You better get those fucking notes.

♪ It’s like we burn so bright we burn out ♪

♪ I made you chase me ♪

♪ I wasn’t that friendly ♪

♪ My love, my drug, we’re messed-up ♪

PINK: Sing it!

CROWD: ♪ Oh... ♪

♪ ’Cause we’ve been on the run so long they can’t find us ♪

♪ Who’s gonna have to die to remind us ♪

-♪ That it feels like we chose this ♪ -♪ Blindly? ♪

♪ Now I’m gonna fuck up a hotel lobby ♪

♪ ’Cause these ♪

♪ Tough times, they keep coming, last night ♪

♪ I might have messed it up again ♪

♪ Some days I can barely breathe ♪

♪ After we were high on the love, don’t doubt it was you ♪

♪ Well, I keep taking ♪

♪ Nightmare I wake in ♪

♪ There’s nothing, no, nothing ♪

♪ Nothing but you ♪

♪ My perfect rock bottom ♪

-♪ Beautiful trauma ♪ -(whoops)

♪ My love... ♪

I kept a journal every day that I was pregnant

and for the first year of Willow’s life.

I’ve written letters to Willow, like, on all major occasions.

I wrote her a letter the day she was born.

I wrote her a letter the day she went to kindergarten.

Every birthday.

And I keep it in a book.

I’ll give it to her one day.

It’s interesting when you’re a kid, right?

You think your parents are God.

Like, they’re your first idols.

And they’re not human beings.

They’re just these parents, the perfect parents.

They’re supposed to be perfect.

And their one sole purpose is to love you perfectly.

And then that fall from grace, whatever age you are,

it’s like your first heartbreak, right?

Realizing your parents are human and they have their own lives

and their own faults and their own mistakes

and they can’t love you perfectly.

They can’t even love themselves.

And then you go through that struggle

for about ten years.

And then you become their parents.

And you realize, like, "Wait...

"have you always been this way? (laughs)

Is this why I think like I think?"

Willow’s never gonna feel that way about me.

(chuckling)

-CAREY: Willow. -JAMESON: I want cuddles.

-WILLOW: What? -PINK: Oh, let’s cuddle.

-Are you coming to the venue with me today, buddy? -Yeah.

Yeah? Then I have to go get in the shower and you have to eat,

so we can put clothes on your butt,

so you can come with me in the car to the venue.

-Ow. -’Cause it’s almost rehearsal, so...

-Ow, ow, ow. -(laughs)

PINK: Everybody eat.

(dishes clanking)

CAREY: Come eat, dude.

Try this, Jameson, here.

(chuckles): Go eat fruit.

Come on. Go eat fruit.

-WILLOW: No. Oh, no. -CAREY: It’s an orange.

It’s yummy. No, look, try it, dude.

-(Jameson babbling) -Jameson, hey.

PINK: Hey, look at me.

-I really want you to come with me. -Uh...

-So I need you to be ready. -(laughs)

And I know you don’t like being rushed.

-Ah! -Are you listening to my words?

-(laughs): Yeah. -Okay, go.

CAREY: I’m gonna give you eggs, but try this. It’s sweet.

-PINK: Come on. -WILLOW: No.

-PINK: I am effective. -CAREY: How good is that?

That’s good, right?

Tell Will to get dressed.

(muffled): Get dressed.

CAREY: Willow, go get dressed.

That’s too big.

Too big? Okay.

-You ready to go? -JAMESON: Yeah.

Are you ready for the big day?

♪ Yeah! ♪

PINK: Awesome.

♪ Dun, dun, da! ♪

♪ Dun, dun ♪

♪ Da... Willow! ♪

PINK: You want to bring that?

-Okay. Come on. -♪ Dun, dun, da! ♪

Long as it makes its way home.

CAREY: All right, get a sweatshirt, kiddo.

All right, baby, I’ll see you in a few.

-PINK: Okay, bye. -Love you.

-PINK: Love you. -Later, dude.

I’ll see you at the venue, okay? No high five?

-PINK: Thank you. -Yeah, buddy.

-(Jameson giggles) -Ready?

Is everyone ready?

-JAMESON: Yeah. -Okay.

Try to leave it. Don’t pull it off.

JAMESON: Why?

Because it needs to heal.

-Why? -That’s your body’s way of healing itself.

-Why? -’Cause you’re a strong boy.

Why?

And the body is a miracle.

-Why? Why? -And resilient.

-Can you say "resilient"? -No!

-Yes, you can. -(Willow laughs)

-I... can’t, Mama! -Try.

-Try it. Say "resilient." -I can’t!

Say "resilient."

I... can’t, Mama!

Okay, say "res."

-(laughs) -"Res."

-"Il." -"Il."

-"Ient." -"Ient."

Yes! You did it.

WILLOW: Say "resilient."

JAMESON: "Resilient."

PINK: What do you think?

-Is it big enough for ya? -Yeah.

Do you know all these people are coming just to see you?

You know, I was in the bar last night with Jon Bon Jovi,

and he was giving me advice on stadiums.

WOMAN: Yeah.

PINK: He said, "Everyone’s looking at

your eyeballs through the screen."

It’s so far.

"They’re all-- they all are with you

"’cause you’re this-- you’re huge.

"So, if you connect with the people that you can see--

"the front row, basically-- then everyone in the back is gonna be

having that same experience through them."

You can’t touch anybody, so, I don’t know, it’s a mindfuck.

(chuckles)

♪ No one’s gonna panic ♪

-♪ No one. ♪ -(laughter)

(piano playing arpeggios)

REINA: It’s like you’re torching.

-It knows me. -Not you.

-(laughs) -I did the whole stage.

No.

All right.

-Ready. -Yup.

♪ Don’t fuck with me ♪

♪ Whoop, whoop ♪

-♪ Don’t hustle me ♪ -♪ Whoop, whoop ♪

It’s really hard to sing this song and do all that shit.

♪ Oh, no, oh-oh ♪

♪ Try to hustle me. ♪

Let’s start over. Can we start over?

(music stops)

The singing and the dancing are doing two different things,

and that’s really difficult.

I may not, like... ♪ Don’t try to hustle. ♪

It’s...

All right, let’s try again.

♪ All these years ♪

♪ So now you’ve gone and thrown away ♪

♪ The very thing you need ♪

I need drums out here.

♪ Don’t try to hustle me ♪ I can’t hear a beat.

♪ Don’t hustle me ♪

♪ Whoop, whoop ♪

♪ Don’t hustle me ♪

♪ Whoop, whoop ♪

♪ Don’t mess with me ♪

♪ Whoop, whoop ♪

♪ Don’t hustle me ♪

♪ Whoop, whoop ♪

♪ Don’t hustle me... ♪

-Uh-huh. -Doing choreography down this

after doing the craziest dance ever...

-Totally. -Right.

...and then having the hardest part to sing...

-Do you just want to... -...is like...

-It is crazy town. -Do you want...

I think, once I’m done with Jenny, I’m just gonna walk.

-Yeah, just walk down. -So they should go slower.

-’Cause I’m gonna need to... -Yeah. They’re gonna follow you.

♪ Till my patience is done, oh, no ♪

♪ Don’t try to hustle me... ♪

-(laughing) -PINK: It’s an interesting line

as a woman-- as a young woman-- being the boss, to be respected

and to not have to be a "see you next Tuesday"

to get people to respect you.

You just have to lead by example.

You just have to work hard and have a high bar for yourself,

and others will follow.

♪ Don’t hustle me ♪

♪ Whoop, whoop ♪

♪ ’Cause it won’t do no good at all ♪

-♪ To say you’re sorry now ♪ -(crowd cheering)

♪ Your words, they are falling on deaf ears ♪

♪ And it won’t do no good at all to try to work it out ♪

♪ How can you replace all these years? ♪

♪ Now you’ve gone and thrown away ♪

♪ The very thing you need ♪

♪ Bitch, please, don’t try to hustle me ♪

-♪ Don’t hustle me ♪ -♪ Whoop, whoop ♪

-♪ Don’t hustle me ♪ -♪ Whoop, whoop ♪

-♪ Don’t mess with me ♪ -♪ Whoop, whoop ♪

-♪ Don’t ♪ -♪ Don’t hustle me ♪

-♪ Whoop, whoop ♪ -♪ Don’t hustle me ♪

-♪ Whoop, whoop ♪ -♪ Don’t hustle me ♪

♪ Whoop, whoop ♪

-♪ Don’t mess with me ♪ -♪ Whoop, whoop ♪

-♪ Oh, don’t hustle me ♪ -♪ Whoop, whoop ♪

-♪ Oh ♪ -♪ Don’t hustle me ♪

-♪ Whoop, whoop ♪ -♪ Don’t hustle me ♪

-♪ Whoop, whoop ♪ -♪ Don’t mess with me ♪

-♪ Whoop, whoop ♪ -♪ Don’t hustle me ♪

-♪ Whoop, whoop. ♪ -(song ends)

-(whooping) -Thank you.

(crowd cheering in distance)

-Fuck yeah, man. -(excited chatter)

-You watched me? -Yeah.

-Did you like it? -You like seeing the whole show?

-We have a lot of things to talk about. -BAZ: All right.

I was out, I was out of my body the whole time.

See you at the hotel.

Tell you what, if I were in the audience

and I were a ticket buyer and I paid for parking and a meal

and schlepped all the way down there and saw that show,

I would be disappointed.

CAREY: I think you’re way too hard on yourself,

’cause the show was great.

-People were stoked. -WILLOW: What?

PINK: How did it feel back where you were?

CAREY: Insane. People were going nuts.

Didn’t you feel super far away from me?

No. It feels absolutely massive, hon.

PINK: We added 85,000 square feet of stage

-and kept the timing all the same. -Oh, gotcha.

PINK: So we’re expected to do double the work...

CAREY: So you’re sprinting. Yeah.

...in the same amount of time.

-Yeah. -And it is literally impossible.

Yeah.

I couldn’t breathe until I got to "90 Days."

I gotcha.

-Mama? -PINK: Yes, baby?

Why did you take a breath out me?

Why did I what?

Why take a breath out me, Mama?

-Why take a breath out of you? -Yeah.

Did I take a breath out of you?

-Yeah. -When?

(Carey chuckling)

-I took one of your breaths? -JAMESON: Two.

-I took two of your breaths? -Yeah.

When did I take your breaths away?

Oh, you’re saying I took your breath away.

I get it. He’s saying he liked the show.

-JAMESON: No. -I can’t have it?

Come on. Jameson, can I have a kiss?

WILLOW: Can I have some ketchup, please?

-CAREY: Do what? -PINK: Thank you.

-What you need, Willow? -Where did Roger and Baz go?

Are they out, like, powwowing

on how to attack me from both sides?

BAZ: We’re here. We were just, we were just waiting for you.

Come on.

Oh, there’s nothing like a moldy, wet cork.

Okay.

-Can I cut right to the hard stuff? -Mm-hmm.

I didn’t know that those three forks

were not gonna be connected.

I wasn’t in my ear four times.

-(Baz laughs) -That suit was six sizes too big,

so if they take it in, it might look better.

And I think "Revenge" doesn’t work at all.

Can we send the blow-up doll to Eminem?

I think he would love it.

The "Try" dress?

-Noted. -The tit bit nipply?

You said, "That’s what the people want."

And Stephanie goes, "That’s sexual harassment."

That’s not what I said. I said it’s sexy.

The black leather jacket didn’t work?

-ROGER: Personally, I thought... -’Cause it’s so sparkly...

But no one wants to see this.

-No, no, no, no. -CAREY: No, a lot of fucking...

DANE: That’s what the people want.

-CAREY: That’s what they want. -(laughter)

-Every time I go out... -Yeah.

...I have to run all the way up that fucking ramp,

I have to run all the way down the stairs and again and back,

and then I have to run all the way back again.

You know in your head, like, which songs that is...

It’s the whole show.

I can’t run that fast for two hours.

BAZ: Yeah, a hundred percent.

And if I don’t, the whole show has to get reworked.

I get where you’re coming from, but people have to see.

Can we connect the stages and cut out my main problem?

ROGER: We’re trying to do that.

BAZ: We might have a problem with Wembley...

I talked to Ed about it.

I need a pen.

Can it do this?

Here’s the tip.

Ramp down here, ramp down here and have it be lower.

-BAZ: More height? -Just like three feet.

And so I have something to run down and run up.

It’s just that-- if they’re connected, I can find my times.

I can find the space that I need to live.

I just don’t know if Wembley will allow that.

-We’re sold out, so... -BAZ: I could just draw it up

first thing tomorrow morning and send around to all the councils,

-and we get their approval. -Please do.

I will. Absolutely.

Just tell them that the singer will die.

(band playing "Just Like a Pill")

♪ I can’t stay on your life support ♪

♪ There’s a shortage in the switch ♪

♪ I can’t stay on your morphine, ’cause it’s making me ♪

♪ I said I tried to call the nurse again ♪

♪ But she’s a little bitch ♪

♪ I think I’ll get out of here, where I can run ♪

♪ Just as fast as I can ♪

♪ To the middle of nowhere ♪

♪ To the middle of my frustrated fears ♪

♪ And I swear you’re just like a pill ♪

♪ Instead of making me better ♪

♪ You keep making me ill ♪

♪ You keep making me run just as fast as I can ♪

♪ To the middle of nowhere ♪

♪ To the middle of my ♪

♪ Frustrated fears ♪

♪ And I swear ♪

♪ You’re just like a pill ♪

♪ Instead of making me better ♪

♪ You keep making me ill ♪

♪ You keep making me ♪

♪ I can’t stay on your life support ♪

♪ Just like a pill ♪

♪ I can’t stay on your morphine... ♪

-(song fades) -(laughing)

This is what my heaven looks like.

-Just add cheese. -(laughter)

(laughing)

That’s a good piece of heaven right there.

(people whooping)

(cheering)

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday, dear Tracy ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪

(cheering)

I love everybody!

(cheering)

No!

-Oh, wow. -CAREY: Where you going, dude?

This way.

-Perfect. -We’re in.

PINK: Shoes off and everyone on the Biomat.

-Why? -Because you guys need some zen.

No.

(laughing, panting)

Here he comes.

Oh.

I want Willow’s trumpet.

PINK: You want to have a trumpet lesson?

Yeah.

Okay, ready?

Yeah.

(blows air)

It’s not working.

Want to try?

(laughs): No, you don’t, you don’t--

Not like that. Like this.

(playing flat note)

-I’m getting good, aren’t I? -No.

(humming note)

(playing notes)

PINK: Yeah.

(plays loud note)

Nice. That was strong.

(plays note)

That was close.

-(plays note) -No.

(trumpet continues in distance)

(playing loudly)

(singing gibberish)

-(phone ringing) -(trumpet continues)

(sighing)

PINK: Should we cancel tour, you guys?

No.

JAMESON: I’m not going.

I mean, maybe, yeah, sure.

-Yeah. -You want to cancel tour?

Hmm?

-Truly? -No.

I just want to go to summer camp and have a bouncy house.

You just want to go to summer camp and have a bouncy house,

-but you can’t. -Yeah.

Because Mama’s on tour.

-Yeah. -And you’re sad...

Like, at the worst time possible.

-And you’re sad about that. -Yeah.

I’m sorry.

Do you want to go home for a week?

-And go to camp? -A week?

-Yeah. -When?

Tomorrow.

No.

I want to stay for London.

But after that, sure. Yeah.

Okay. I’ll ask Papa.

But then I could come back, right?

No. Once you leave tour, you’re-you’re off it forever.

Yeah, that’s how it works.

You leave the circus, they never let you back.

Okay, let’s not do that.

Babe, of course you can come back.

What do you mean, "Can I come back?"

If you want to go home for a week, go home for a week.

You’re gonna miss me terribly.

You’re gonna miss my musk especially.

-Ew. -But you’ll get over it.

You’ll be with your friends for a week,

-you’ll go to summer camp... -Can I go to summer camp?

-Yes, and then you’ll... -On Monday?

Yeah. I will sign you up.

-Okay. -Okay.

I’m not gonna cry.

-You’re gonna cry. -No. You are.

-I can see it. -(laughs): I’m not gonna cry.

Yeah, you are.

-No, I’m not. No, I’m not. -Yeah, you are. Yeah, you are.

I don’t want to talk about this anymore.

Where is the other cup, Papa?

What other cup?

(Jameson squealing, crying)

CAREY: Well, next time you won’t splash.

(crying continues)

PINK: You were not doing

-good listening. -(crying)

-Do you understand that? -Yes.

You do understand that?

-(giggling) -Really?

Okay.

(babbling)

I need you to take your punishments

-a little more seriously. -I want to go.

Hold on, you’re not done.

(laughing)

(babbling)

PINK: I’m upset with you.

JAMESON: Sorry, Mama.

PINK: What are you sorry about?

Because I hit you.

You didn’t hit me, though.

-Why? -What did you actually do?

-(babbling) -What?

Listen to me.

Look at my face.

I’m upset with y... (laughing)

(babbling, singing)

Do you know what I love?

Everyone always says, "I love Pink ’cause she never takes any,

(laughing): she never takes any shit."

I eat shit for breakfast.

-(laughing) -(singing gibberish)

Which hand? Which hand?

(laughing)

Watch the wall. God.

Here. You got it.

Here you go.

So close to bedtime.

Did you get your hair brushed? Nope.

Did you use conditioner? You did, huh?

-Mm-hmm. -Can you look all the way up?

Thank you.

-I love you. -JAMESON: I love you.

-Good night. -Good night.

Willow, put your retainer in and leave it.

-Is it in? -Yeah.

Let me see.

-Good job. -Good night.

I love you. Good night.

(crowd cheering)

(band playing Bishop Briggs’s "River")

♪ Tales of an endless lie ♪

♪ Cursed is the fool who’s willing ♪

♪ Can’t change the way we are ♪

♪ One kiss away from killing ♪

♪ Don’t you say, don’t you say it ♪

♪ Don’t say, don’t you say it ♪

♪ One breath, it’ll just break it ♪

♪ So shut your mouth and run me ♪

-♪ Like a ♪ -♪ Run me like a river ♪

♪ Shut your mouth, baby, stand and deliver ♪

♪ Holy hands, gonna make me a sinner? ♪

♪ Like a river, like a river ♪

♪ Shut your mouth ♪

♪ And run me like a river ♪

♪ Choke this love till the veins start to whither ♪

♪ One last breath till the tears start to ♪

♪ Whither ♪

♪ Like a river, like a river ♪

♪ Shut your mouth and run me like a river ♪

♪ ♪

(rhythmic grunt)

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

(rhythmic grunt)

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

(rhythmic grunt)

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

(rhythmic grunt)

-♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh. ♪ -(song ends)

CAREY: All right, I’m turning right up here.

-Papa’s happy. -PINK: Papa’s happy.

Papa’s definitely happy. We’re on bicycles.

-You think Willow’s happy? -Yeah.

Flowers and water.

Look at the boats. Those are all houseboats.

(boat horn honks)

No, I think...

What is his feet stuck in?

CAREY: Ah, these two here.

-JAMESON: Thank you. -WAITER: Here you go.

-Thank you. -Enjoy.

Thank you.

(laughs)

PINK: Jameson.

-Good. -Yeah, that’s a good one.

-(laughter) -That’s the keeper.

-That’s the keeper. -WILLOW: I didn’t even see that.

PINK: All at the same time.

(laughing)

PINK: Can I take a picture of you two?

-We saw you at your show tonight. -You did?

-Excellent show. -Yes. -Thank you.

-(speaking French) -Ma’am?

Yeah.

You’re so cute.

(speaking French)

Uh-huh.

-(laughter) -Thank you.

We saw you. Thank you. Bye-bye.

My God, they look so rad.

-Why won’t you dress like that with me? -What?

In matching outfits with different color hair.

We are. We’re matching. We’re both wearing black.

-Score. Boom! Give me some! -Hi.

Hey, look at that. We didn’t even plan that.

♪ ♪

-Mama, watch. -PINK: I’m watching.

Yeah, big girl.

PINK: Willow is my soul child.

Her and I are so connected on such a deep spiritual level.

She’s my straight man. Like, she-she gets the joke.

She’s super smart. She’s super witty.

She’s so self-possessed.

Which is so cool. She’s always been.

She doesn’t care what anybody else is doing.

She is her own bird.

Especially with people her age.

She could care less.

She’s so fearless.

But she...

she’s internal with her feelings,

which unnerves me, and I don’t understand it.

And she goes quiet sometimes, and I...

(cheering)

CAREY: Yeah, Willow!

PINK: All right, doors are open!

(woman laughing)

Time to come down!

My show!

(laughter)

It’s so incredibly healing to watch her

walk through the world wild and free

and with no armor and no heartbreak.

No one’s... no one has taught her who and how to be

or broken her spirit or broken her heart.

WILLOW: Ow.

He’s kind of blind, so he mistakes my finger...

Or he might need glasses.

Oh, my gosh, Carlos, you missed it.

(sighs) Great.

PINK: I have to have faith in the sarcasm and the strength

and the... the sort of weirdness

that we’ve celebrated her whole life,

so far, that I think she will be a nonconformist,

and I think she will care a little bit less

what other people think because she knows

how small the world is.

Or how big the world is.

And that there’s people that can be carnies and run away

and do what they want.

-Be around people they like. -(laughing)

Willow told me last night that, um, she feels invisible

around Jameson.

Broke my heart.

Two-year-olds get more attention than eight-year-olds.

That’s just the way it is, because, at the end of the day,

two-year-olds are helpless little psychopaths.

And they’re narcissists,

and it’s developmentally correct for them to be that way.

And it doesn’t help when--

with Jameson...

commanding that much attention.

And Willow was never like that when she was his age.

She never wanted that much attention.

She was shy about it.

For five and a half years, it was just her and I.

And having him was...

like ripping a Band-Aid off.

Or ripping off a limb, more like.

And it’s been hard for her the whole time.

It’s never been easy for her.

But if she didn’t have that,

what the fuck would she complain about?

(Pink and Carey chuckling)

I did tell her, at one point, I was like,

"Well, your mother is a performer who takes

"all the oxygen out of the room.

And then in comes your brother, who’s the mini version of me."

(laughing): I was like, "How could you be

anything but invisible?"

What’d you say, buddy?

Are you happy?

Yeah. I’m happy.

PINK: Jameson is

a walking, breathing,

naked, loose screw.

And he’s as equally committed to his anger

as he is to his joy.

In that way, he’s also like me.

But he scares the shit out of me.

(laughing)

PINK: Okay.

One down.

They look like they know what they’re doing.

(sneezing)

God bless you. God bless you.

-God bless you. -(crying)

What happened?

CAREY: He sneezed into the wall.

PINK: Oh, no, buddy.

-(crying): Mommy. -Let me see. Let me see.

Look down. Look down. Look down.

(softly): Yeah.

They’re all nuts. My whole family’s crazy.

(band playing "Just Like Fire")

I’m the normal one.

♪ Run it, run it ♪

♪ We came here to run it ♪

♪ Run it, run it ♪

♪ We came here to run it, run it ♪

-♪ Run it ♪ -♪ Hey ♪

♪ Just like fire ♪

♪ Burning up the way ♪

♪ If I could light the world up for just one day ♪

♪ Watch this madness ♪

♪ Colorful charade ♪

♪ No one can be ♪

♪ Just like me anyway ♪

♪ Just like ♪

♪ Magic, I’ll be flying free ♪

♪ I’m-a disappear when they come for me ♪

♪ I kick that ceiling, what you gonna say? ♪

♪ No one can be just like me anyway ♪

♪ Just like run it ♪

-♪ Run it ♪ -♪ Run it, run it ♪

♪ We came here to run it ♪

♪ Run it, run it ♪

♪ So, look, I came here to run it ♪

♪ Just ’cause nobody’s done it, y’all don’t think I can run it ♪

♪ But, look, I’ve been here, I’ve done it ♪

♪ Impossible? Please, watch, I do it with ease ♪

♪ You just gotta believe, come on, come on with me ♪

-♪ Oh, what’s a girl to do? ♪ -♪ Fire ♪

♪ Oh, what’s a girl to do? ♪

-♪ Fire... ♪ -(song fades)

On my fifth-grade birthday party that never was.

It was the year my parents split up, too,

so it was, like, a crucial year.

Maybe this was why they split up.

And my mom and I spent all day decorating,

and we put streamers up all over the walls,

and she gave me her ER pad

that I could write out doctors’ orders on,

and we put out cheese puffs, and... no one came.

No one showed up.

I guess there was, like, some coup

(laughing): I didn’t know about...

CAREY: Really?

...where I was on the outs.

-(laughs) -But my mom,

desperately trying to turn around the day, danced with me.

And we ate all the cheese puffs,

and I wrote all the doctors’ orders.

And as an adult now, I remember that day as, like,

being one of my favorite days with my mom.

♪ I wish I could go ♪

♪ Back to playing Barbies in my room ♪

♪ They never say ♪

♪ That you gotta grow up quite this soon ♪

♪ How fast things change ♪

♪ And now I’m here and all I wanna do ♪

♪ Is go back to playing Barbies in my room ♪

-♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪ -(song fades)

My mom is an ER nurse and, you know, was a single mom

from the time I was nine

and was getting into Broadway and singing lessons.

And every year, she would save up her money,

and we would get dressed up, and we would go into the city,

and we would watch off-Broadway plays.

We would go to La Cage aux Folles

and The Phantom of the Opera and Les Mis

and dinner and all the fancy things and...

You know, she can’t afford this stuff.

And part of what we do today on my stage is because my mom

saved up her money to take me to see Phantom of the Opera.

My parents really did support my passions.

When I wanted to sing, they said yes.

When I wanted to take gymnastics, they said okay.

They taught me what it meant to work for something

and to take lessons and to practice.

♪ ♪

So I was a gymnast.

I used to work out like five days a week,

eight hours a day. I would miss school.

I had no summer camp.

It was just gymnastics all the time.

I went to a Cher concert,

and I saw everything going on behind her

and all of these incredible acrobats

having the time of their life.

♪ Do you believe in life after love... ♪

And I thought to myself, "Could I do that?

’Cause that looks really fun and no one else is doing it."

So I met Drea, and I asked her, "Why can’t a singer do this?"

She’s like, "You know, you’re using your diaphragm to sing,

and I’m using my diaphragm to twist."

(band playing "Get the Party Started (Sweet Dreams Mix)")

And I love a challenge.

(crowd cheering)

So we went to the jungle gym, and I hung upside down,

and she just started punching me in the stomach

and told me to start singing.

♪ Sweet dreams are made of these ♪

♪ Who am I to disagree? ♪

I have found that it’s much harder to just stand there...

♪ I traveled the world and the seven seas... ♪

...than it is to hang upside down and spin

at 30 miles an hour.

♪ Looking for something ♪

♪ Get this party started ♪

I’m a better singer upside down.

-Watch out. -(crowd cheering)

♪ ♪

It just became my thing.

-(cheering) -(song ends)

-They want me to sing, too. -(woman laughs)

You know I’ve got the asthma.

(chuckles): We’re clear on this, right?

I’ve got the asthma.

Thought it was Harry Potter.

God bless you.

Can you just say, um,

"I’m just gonna take a video with Tracy Heart"?

-Hart? H-A-R-T? -E-A, yeah.

-Oh. -Just say...

PINK: Hi. Is Dr. Gordon in today?

Willow has a 104 temperature out of nowhere.

(coughing)

I don’t know what to do. Like, I-I-- nothing’s helping.

(coughs)

-Can I ask you a question? -Yeah.

When I gave you the Children’s NyQuil last night,

did that help your cough?

I don’t know. I was asleep.

Okay.

How long ago did she get her Tylenol?

’Cause I think it already is working.

-Yeah, you already don’t have a fever. -(coughs)

CAREY: Hey, if you don’t get better soon, we’re gonna have to

put you in, like, a plastic tent and quarantine you.

-PINK: Like E.T. -Just part of it.

-Why? -So you don’t get anybody else sick.

Spread your cooties.

PINK: I have to at least try not to get what you have.

CAREY: Are you, like, hallucinating

-or seeing any weird objects? -No.

-No? Okay. That’s good. -I see a TV.

That’s good.

So are you milking this right now,

so you can just, like, binge-watch movies on the couch?

-PINK: No. -Okay.

(coughing)

Okay. I’m gonna spray

some Thieves oil.

♪ ♪

Let’s roll.

The next city.

Ready, Willow?

PINK: She is at her neediest when she’s sick,

and I am her mother.

I want to care for her.

And if I get sick, I’m...

fucked.

I’m just trying to keep you warm.

Do you-- are you cold?

You are?

JAMESON: Papa!

I’m gonna save you!

CAREY: You’re gonna save me?

♪ ♪

Thank you.

Good? You good?

I don’t think Carey and I-- I don’t think either one of us

understand what it is about us

that makes our relationship work.

Oh, just like hitting a brick wall, isn’t it?

PINK: What’s funny is, after 19 years, today,

right now, I’ve never been happier with someone in my life.

-There it is. -PINK: Aw.

CAREY: When we started dating at a very young age,

I think it was one of the best lessons I learned,

where I could be a big fish in my little pond,

but I go to the red carpet,

and if they even know my name, they screw my name up

and call me Corey and Casey and everything in between.

-(laughing) -And it’s like, wow, it’s...

it’s a lot bigger world out there than just dirt bikes.

PINK: I also think, for you, as well,

you know, you’re kind of a-a star in your own world.

And to jump in, especially as a man

supporting a woman on tour--

I think it’s impressive that you’re able

to support me the way that you do.

If it were someone else that needed more ego stroking,

I don’t think it would work.

So we always have an extra room for necessities,

but I only bring the bare necessities.

I used to bring 24 suitcases.

But to keep that number, I had to give the children a couple.

So I had to downsize.

-CAREY: Hey, baby? -PINK: Yeah?

I was showing them how I downsized.

-CAREY: Where? -On my luggage.

-Come on. -Since I had kids, I used to have 24 bags.

-How many you have now? -17.

-17. Ask Stephanie. -Okay.

Yeah, okay. I’m proud of you. Good work.

-I left... -Good work.

-...seven bags for the kids. -Good work. Yeah.

And one, two, four-- dude, you’ve got a lot of bags.

-Two. I got two bags. -Three. Three.

And it’s the same clothes I’ve had for

-two and a half years. -That’s not mine. That’s not mine,

-and it’s in my way. -Okay.

See? What if you need a beanie at 2:00 a.m.?

(both laughing)

-Hey! -Papa’s gonna drag you by your ankles.

WILLOW: Drag me by my ankles.

-CAREY: Let’s go. -(shouts, laughs)

(giggling)

-Ow, that’s my shin. -WILLOW (laughs): Not my fault.

JAMESON: I want to do that, do that!

All right. (roars playfully)

You want to get thrown one time?

-JAMESON: Yeah. -All right.

PINK: Relationships are interesting.

There is no perfect relationship.

Families are interesting.

But part of the joy that I get out of parenting

is watching him be a parent.

CAREY: Come here. That’s one.

-(grunts, makes crashing sound) -(giggling)

Two. One more.

And then it’s to bed, okay? Okay?

PINK: I knew he would be a fantastic dad.

I knew it because he had a fantastic dad.

Come on, meatball.

PINK: But he’s way better than I thought he would be.

He is incredibly patient.

Otherwise, how could he be with someone like me for this long?

He steers Jameson in completely the wrong direction.

It’s unsafe. It’s unsmart.

He hurts Willow’s feelings every single day.

But he is a great dad, and he’s consistent.

And he always shows up. He always says yes.

Like, when I’m exhausted and I don’t want to do something--

I don’t want to play in the dirt,

I don’t want to play with trucks-- he’s like,

"Yup, whatever you want to do, I’m there. Yes.

"I want to do that with you.

I’m here right now. Let’s do it."

And it’s really, really sweet.

CAREY: Love you, dude.

I love you.

-Sleep good. -Are you gonna lay down?

I’m gonna lay down with you. Of course.

Get in your cage. (laughs)

CAREY: I really wanted to be a young dad, in theory.

In reality, I would’ve been gone all the time,

which would’ve sucked.

There’s definitely a part of me, like, Willow--

I think my last contest, Willow was a year old,

so she’ll have no memory of me competing.

And Jameson only has old videos to watch. (chuckles)

-(crowd cheering) -ANNOUNCER: No, no, no, no!

-You’ve got to be kidding me! -Yeah! (whoops)

Carey Hart has done the unthinkable!

CAREY: Like, I wish there was a piece that they could remember,

like what they’re experiencing with Alecia.

You know, being on tour and seeing what Mama does,

like, I-I wish I had that.

But at the same time, like,

I’m so happy I get to spend so much time with them, ’cause,

you know, ten years ago, I wouldn’t have been able to.

We live on this amazing farm where, you know,

I never had this before in my life.

So to have the experience of where

my kids can ride their own BMX track--

Me and Willow go tear motorcycles around.

Jameson will start riding later this winter.

And it’s really fun to kind of nurture that along

and to kind of pass the torch and expose them to BMX

and, you know, going out and pump around the pump track

and watching Willow kind of start to jump the jumps

and Jameson just being so fanatical about BMX as well,

it’s-it’s fun to kind of sit shotgun on-on their experience.

(grunting)

PINK: He’s that rock, and he keeps me from myself.

I still get to do whatever I want

and be who I am and chase the rainbow, but...

I have a rock to come back to.

♪ ♪

A lot of people in my position

like to circulate people in and out.

They like to find what’s new,

what’s hot, what’s the bigger, better deal,

um, and they audition constantly.

And I just-- I-I can’t stand auditioning.

I am of the mind that if you find a really good person

that’s really good at what they do

and wants to work really hard, then you keep them forever.

Let them be 85 on that stage.

Uh, ’cause I’m gonna be.

And it’s not hard to keep those people once you find them.

You just have to treat them well.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you.

(shouts)

(shouts)

I think that’s part of

why people like being on the road with me

is because they feel safe and they feel like

they can be themselves, and they feel like

I really want them to bring their full self

and their whole heart.

And I think one of the reasons I’m successful is because

I surround myself with people that are better than me.

I’m not intimidated by other people’s greatness.

I want all of us to be great.

And that’s why we have such a rad tour.

It’s because, if you’re not looking at me onstage,

if you’ve had enough of me, then you can look anywhere else

and you’re gonna see the best of the best,

and you’re gonna see people that are lit up with joy,

that are fully alive and fully in their light,

and it’s-it’s a beautiful thing to behold and to share.

Hi, guys!

Go faster!

No, I’m good.

Okay, never mind.

Yeah, I’ll stay on.

Oh, yeah, I’m staying on, just like this.

Oh, no, no! We’re going down!

PINK: It’s fun to watch the relationships,

the different kind of relationships that Willow has

on tour with my village.

There’s a lot of bumps.

PINK: And then how Jameson just entertains everybody.

♪ ♪

I worry, actually, about taking them on the road

and having the... the tolls of that,

uh, them not having a normal life.

But I look around at the people that we’re surrounded by,

and we’re surrounded by people of all walks of life,

incredibly diverse, and we go all over the world,

and we have culture around us all the time.

And it’s all people that are incredibly passionate

about what they do,

fearless in their choice to do it,

and they get to be around these people all day long.

There’s people that you can just really want something

and go after it, and then you’ll find people

that you’re surrounded by that are amazing.

And that’s what my kids get to see.

Every door they walk through, every room they walk into,

they’re like, "Wow, there’s another person

that followed their dreams."

I think that that’s more of an education than I got.

Now do a cartwheel.

-Yeah, backflips. -Oh, you got the backflip.

-Do the cartwheel. -How?

Just literally turn yourself sideways and do a cartwheel.

-Use your arms. -(giggling)

-Yeah. -There you go. -(laughter)

CAREY: This is our second with kids.

The first one was a huge learning curve.

It was a lot different than just

partying on the road with my girlfriend,

or wife at that time.

And kids add a crazy extra layer,

but, you know, it-it is a family.

I mean, these people have been

touring with Alecia for over a decade.

Just a traveling gypsy family.

And, I mean, it’s literally as fun as it could possibly be.

The kids absolutely enjoy it and love everybody on tour,

and I would call everybody on tour my friend,

and I think that’s pretty huge in this dynamic.

("What About Us" playing)

PINK: I try to allow for everybody on that stage

to be human and not robots.

And, no, I don’t want anyone to be perfect.

I want everybody to have their own personality

and their own moment to just let their hair down.

That’s what it’s all about. It’s about being free and wild.

You know, we have to be a bit rehearsed, but--

We have to know kind of what we’re doing.

♪ What about us? ♪

I think that’s why people like being on the road with me, too,

is because I really want them.

I don’t want just a keyboard player.

I want Adriana and Jason.

I don’t want just a guitar player. I want Justin.

("Secrets" playing)

♪ What do we conceal? What do we reveal? ♪

♪ Make that decision every day ♪

♪ What is wrong with me? ♪

♪ It’s what’s wrong with you ♪

♪ There’s just so much I wanna say ♪

♪ I like to make-believe with you ♪

♪ Da-da-da-da, do-do-do ♪

♪ That we always speak the truth... ish ♪

♪ I like how we pretend the same ♪

♪ Da-da-da-da, do-do-do ♪

♪ Play this silly little game ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah-ah-ah ♪

♪ I got some things to say ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah-ah-ah ♪

♪ ’Cause there’s a lot that you don’t know ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah-ah-ah ♪

♪ It’s written on my face ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah-ah-ah ♪

♪ It’s gonna be hard to swallow ♪

♪ Everybody’s got a secret ♪

♪ I got some things to say... ♪

Yay. That’s fun.

(song fades)

There’s Mama over there.

This is, this is the one?

Okay.

PINK: There’s no precedent

for any of this stuff that we’re doing.

I’m the first person that’s doing a lot of these things.

JAMESON: Mama! Mama!

What is that?

I’m gonna go fly now.

-Why? -’Cause it’s so fun.

PINK: There have been many close calls.

The 360 has been the only thing where I really got hurt.

I’ve got my two dancers ready

to grab the carabiners and hook me in.

-Are y’all ready? -(crowd cheering)

And one of the carabiners was pointing the wrong direction,

which made Nikki really, really uncomfortable,

and she kind of froze.

-(screaming) -(crowd gasping)

PINK: I’m fine.

Oh, fuck, that hurt like a motherfucker.

Sorry for cursing.

(urgent chatter)

PINK: Fuck. I fucking did that.

Who the fuck was watching?

Holy shit.

-MAN: Let’s get her out of it. -I can’t feel anything.

PINK: Normally, I’m connected by two carabiners,

so if it pulls you, it pulls you equally.

If you don’t have one carabiner, you get pulled off the stage,

into the barricade at 30 miles an hour.

I was really scared to keep doing it after that.

I was shook. That shook me up.

Got to get back on the horse. Let’s go.

I’m not gonna miss a beautiful day

just ’cause the day before hurt.

-Do you know what I have to do? -No.

I have to do my vocal warm-up.

(crying)

Something like...

Hey. Hey.

-Hey, hey, hey. -(crying stops)

Papa can take you.

Where is Papa?

Let’s go find out where Papa is.

-Stephanie. -STEPHANIE: Hi, sweet boy.

Mom fail.

(groans)

It’s okay. I’m a Jew.

I don’t really know anything other than guilt,

so... it’s fine.

It’s all good.

♪ La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da ♪

♪ Da-da-da ♪

♪ We are searchlights ♪

♪ We can see in the dark ♪

♪ We are rockets ♪

♪ Pointed up at the stars ♪

♪ We are billions of beautiful hearts. ♪

I think, before I became a parent,

I didn’t want to be a parent, ’cause I didn’t want to have

the kind of relationship that my mom and I had.

And I was terrified of it.

So I think my initial motivation was:

"I’m gonna do everything I can to be close to this person

and to let this person be whoever they are."

As it happened, it just--

It’s like saying, "If I win that Grammy,

"I’m gonna get up there and say,

"’Fuck my high school principal.

I fucking told you I’d get here.’"

But by the time you do all the work and you get there

and you win the Grammy, you get up there

and you’re just happy and grateful,

and you’re just like, "I’m not even thinking about that guy."

So when you become a parent, it’s the same exact feeling.

It’s like, "I was gonna do everything different,"

and, blah, and you just--

The thing that surprised me the most

was that none of that mattered and I really loved being a mom.

I loved being a mom.

My mom said to me--

it was one of the greatest gifts of my life--

she said to me, when Willow was about three and a half or four,

she looked at me with tears in her eyes and she said,

"I just never knew

"that parenting could be this enjoyable

until I saw you do it."

Willow!

(crowd cheering)

♪ ♪

This person wrote, "Live from Wembley Arena in 2007

"made me fall in love with Pink.

"Now she’s playing two Wembley Stadiums,

"140,000 people.

"For some, it is unbelievable how far she’s come.

"For her real fans,

"it’s not such a surprise.

"Talent and hard work will always win.

Enjoy it."

That’s really sweet.

"Hey, Pink, it’s our 50th show tonight."

Wow. That’s a lot of shows.

They could pretty much do the show.

"I’m with my daughter for her first Pink concert."

Aw.

"Tonight, I’m seeing Pink.

(laughing): "Only been waiting since ’93.

Never been so excited."

"Meet Kirstie Wendy. She is your biggest fan,

"and she’s been waiting months

to come from Yorkshire to see you."

"If you’re browsing Twitter from your makeup chair,

(laughing): "please give this girl a shout-out.

It’ll be amazing to see a Northern girl faint."

-YVETTE: That’s funny. -It is funny,

’cause they know I do that. Done.

"Ever since I saw her playing Reading Festival,

"I’ve been jonesing to see her full show.

"Well, tonight’s the night. Pink at Wembley.

"If I die under the weight of the musically expressed

fuck-the-patriarchy-ness, know this: it’s how I wanted to go."

(laughing)

Okay, this is cool.

I got this letter tonight when I was in makeup,

and I was reading it out loud to Yvette.

"With a head of frizzy ginger hair and big front teeth,

"I was the kid who never felt as though they belonged

"in any of the friend groups at school.

"A little bit of a loner,

"I often dreaded going to school, as I was bullied.

"I was skinny, pale and flat-chested.

"I remember wishing I was invisible

"because I hated the way I looked.

"Rushing back home at 3:30 p.m., I would stick to a routine

"of comfort-eating chocolate and watching fuzzy VHS versions

"taped off the TV of your 2002 concert

"at Scala, London,

"and a documentary you made promoting Try This--

"Off the Record I think it was called.

"This was the first time anyone had really told me

"it was okay to be different

"and going against the grain is actually better.

"I finally had someone on my side.

"Sitting down to watch the concert and the documentary

"made me feel calm.

"They were my escape from reality just for a little while.

"On 5th November 2006,

"I went with my mum and sister to see your show in Manchester.

"We were so far back. You looked so tiny on the stage,

"but it was the best night in my 16 years.

"At this point, I was very much fighting my sexuality

"and wouldn’t dream of coming out.

"Way before I began going to gay bars,

"your concert was the first time I’d seen

"so many lesbians all in one place.

(both laugh)

"Some even gave me the eye.

"I remember feeling like I had finally found my people

"and I belonged.

"Eventually, along the line,

"somewhere in the early 2010s, I came out.

"It was your attitude and spirit that helped me get there.

"Fast-forward ten years.

"I had grown into those massive front teeth.

"I had boobs. I felt pretty and had lots of friends.

"My life was so different from

"the girl who hated herself in 2... 2003.

"January 2018, utterly crippled by heartbreak,

"I spent every evening curled up in bed.

"I drove to work each morning contemplating stopping the car

"to jump off the motorway bridge.

"I fantasized all day about which way I would end my life.

"Here I was, a fully grown, 27-year-old adult (sniffles)

"needing your help once again,

"this time not from the bullies but from my own head.

"I went into the garage

"looking for something to hang myself with.

"Then something stopped me. (sniffles)

"I just imagined how disappointed you would be

"if I let myself go all because of one girl

"after surviving everything I’d ever gone through before.

"Crazy, I know. We’ve never even met.

"Pink, you really did give me the strength to carry on

"during these dark times in my life.

"For that I’m so thankful.

"Please don’t ever listen to the Internet trolls,

"the critics or the voices in your head.

"You’re a marvelous role model to young and old alike.

Keep that fire burning. You’re bloody brilliant."

-CAREY: That’s awesome. -Sweet, huh?

Yeah. You make a huge impact on people’s lives.

(softly): Yeah.

-I do. -I know you do.

-Especially yours. -That’s true.

-(chuckles softly) -Especially mine.

And it’s really the only reason I still do this.

’Cause the... the chasing the carrot game is stupid.

-Mm-hmm. -But the fulfillment in that...

-Even the shit we’ve been through. -Yeah.

Like, writing about all of that.

-Yeah. -Other people are just like--

Somebody’s in their kitchen somewhere,

staring at their husband, going, "Yep.

(laughs)

Yep. I feel that, too."

But then they want to fight it out another day.

It’s cool, man. Music is cool.

That’s why I’ve always said you’re the people’s champ.

-(chuckles) I’m Rocky? -You are.

I hope I’m a little more attractive than Rocky.

-(laughing) -No, you’re the peop--

Like, no, I’m serious. You’re the people’s champ.

-Like, you’re... -Do I give you Sylvester Stallone vibes?

(chuckles) Or Charlize Theron? Huh?

(laughing)

(band playing "Fuckin’ Perfect")

♪ The whole world’s scared, so I swallow the fear ♪

♪ The only thing I should be drinking is an ice-cold beer ♪

♪ So cool in line, we try, try, try ♪

♪ But try too hard, it’s a waste of my time ♪

♪ Done looking for the critics, ’cause they’re everywhere ♪

♪ They don’t like my jeans, they don’t get my hair ♪

♪ Exchange ourselves and we do it all the time ♪

♪ Why do we do that? Why do I do that? ♪

♪ Yes ♪

♪ You’re perfect to me ♪

♪ Pretty, pretty please ♪

♪ Don’t you ever, ever feel ♪

♪ Like you’re less than ♪

♪ Less than perfect ♪

♪ Pretty, pretty please ♪

♪ If you ever, ever feel ♪

♪ Like you’re nothing ♪

♪ You are perfect to me ♪

♪ Yes ♪

♪ We’re perfect ♪

♪ Oh, we’re perfect ♪

-♪ To me, yeah, yeah ♪ -♪ Pretty, pretty please ♪

♪ If you ever, ever feel ♪

♪ Like you’re less than ♪

♪ You are perfect ♪

♪ To me. ♪

-(crowd cheering) -(band playing flourish)

-(song ends) -Two.

Three.

Four.

Four bus rides. (blows raspberries)

I’m so tired of traveling.

♪ I’m tired of being inside. ♪

I’m making Willow a blanket.

Her favorite color is purple.

But it’s taking forever.

Tomorrow, what Willow and I are gonna do,

we’re gonna go have high tea and... see Matilda.

And then Saturday and Sunday, we’re shooting.

And then Willow and Carey go home.

And I made a little sad face with tears.

And then, uh, we go to Paris.

And I’m just trying to wrap my head around,

’cause Carey usually does the morning time with the kids,

’cause I don’t get to sleep until really late.

So I just have to figure that out and wrap my head around it,

’cause it just changes things a little bit.

Is that true? The Smurfs are Belgian?

-Wow. They are. -MAN: Yeah.

(slowly): Where do french fries come from?

Gonna say France.

Belgium!

Did chocolate originate in Belgium?

If this comes back Belgium--

Latin America. All right, we’re good.

CAREY: Mama, you excited?

-Oh, you look super excited. -Ha. Well...

-Look at that excitement. -I just woke up.

Come on! Get hyped. Get psyched.

STEPHANIE: Come look out the window with Mama.

PINK: Look at that.

-JAMESON: Mama. -Look at that horse over there.

-JAMESON: Where? -On the balcony across the street.

This way. What’s he doing on the balcony?

-(Jameson giggles) -WILLOW: That’s the queen’s horse.

I know.

She only has one?

-Times are tough? -No, she has two.

-♪ All these ... crawl ♪ -(grunting)

♪ Till all skeet, skeet ♪

-♪ All skeet, skeet, goddamn ♪ -♪ Goddamn ♪

♪ Till all skeet, skeet ♪

-♪ All skeet, skeet, goddamn ♪ -♪ Goddamn ♪

♪ Shorty crunk... ♪

-JAMESON: Willow. -WILLOW: What?

JAMESON: I can see my bus.

-Where? -PINK: You see your bus?

WILLOW: That’s not our bus.

That’s our right bus.

No, it’s not.

That’s mine bus.

Okay, maybe you’re right. It is, actually.

Let’s do it.

Can I carry you?

-Yeah. -Okay.

-MAN: Hey, Pink. -Hi, everybody.

-Thank you so much. -All right.

Thank you.

-Yep. -STEPHANIE: Okay. Vitamins...

There you go. Candy water for you.

-No, my other cup, Mama. -Vitamins are over here.

Food is right here.

But, baby, that’s the only cup that we brought.

Yep, that’s what we got, dude.

PINK: Buddy, I have meatballs

and bell pepper and tomatoes and hummus and pita.

Mama.

Yes, buddy. You hungry?

I want waffles.

Oh, buddy, I can’t make you waffles on a tour bus.

I love hummus spot.

Oh, the hummus spot? Aw, yeah, you do.

Well, he can eat the salmon. I’ll eat the meatballs.

I don’t care.

(laughing)

Stuff’s a piece of cake.

WILLOW: Yeah.

This whole touring thing. (scoffs)

Place is huge.

Are you gonna sing here?

I’m gonna sing right there.

-Right here? -Yeah, to all the people.

JAMESON: Why?

PINK: ’Cause singing makes people happy.

JAMESON: Cool.

-Okay. -MAN: Nice, we got our...

-We made it. -You made it.

We made it to the big time, Jamesey.

-JAMESON: Yeah. -Yeah.

-PINK: Guys, I really love this stadium. -I know.

-Can you fucking believe it? -(laughs): I know.

-Oh, my God. -Get in here.

-(growling playfully) -Big hug. Oh!

Careful that don’t whack you in the head.

It’s a, it’s a bucket list, man.

Yeah, this is definitely a bucket list.

Oh, my God. And two nights.

-I know. -No, not just one. It’s two.

♪ ♪

PINK: My kids have never seen me as anything other than this.

They’ve only ever known me as this.

Mama.

♪ ♪

They grew up with the hotels and the jets

and the never having to worry about

things like money and safety,

and I’m their mom, I’m their friend,

but one day, you know,

one day, they’re gonna see through all of it.

They’re gonna see the act.

They’re gonna see through the strength,

and they’re gonna find the truth underneath, I hope.

And they’re gonna discover little Alecia,

who’s still hiding in here,

who’s still learning how to heal.

And I just hope they have the grace and the heart

to accept my mortality and to accept that I’m human like them.

And then they’ll have their own kids,

and so the cycle continues, all of it.

The multigenerational pain, sure, but also...

(sighs) the damn beauty of it all.

♪ ♪

That’s cool. (laughs)

(over speakers): I’d like to have time to do the moonwalk.

(whirring)

PINK: I used to do my own hair and makeup,

but I realized that I need help.

(laughing)

I do my own hair because, number one, I don’t have that much,

and number two, it’s pretty much the only time

I get to be alone... in my world.

And...

it is meditative.

It’s... it’s a ritual.

I enjoy rituals, and that’s my ritual.

(chuckles): And, also, no one can do

this hair quite like I can.

(sniffs, blows)

(laughs)

(vocalizing scales)

("Where We Go" playing)

(crowd cheering)

♪ There’s a road that takes me home ♪

♪ Take me fast or take me slow ♪

♪ Throw my head out the window ♪

♪ Feel the wind, make me whole ♪

♪ Write my name up in the sky ♪

♪ As we contemplate goodbye ♪

♪ I don’t know, we don’t know ♪

-♪ Where we go. ♪ -(song ends)

There are so many excited people out there.

WOMAN: Yeah.

People from Greece, came from Lithuania,

-came from Australia... -Oh.

-WOMAN: Japan. -Japan.

-MAN: Yeah, I saw that. -WOMAN: What?

80,000.

MAN: Wow.

(others murmuring)

PINK: I think it’s hilarious.

I was supposed to be a rock star,

so I never had to be anywhere early,

I never had to do anything I didn’t want to do,

and now I’m in charge of 225 people and two insane children

and all of this mega, mega responsibility,

and it’s all worked out okay.

-(shrieks): Mom! -I’m busy and important.

You have to make an-an appointment to hug me.

-I’m important now. -Appointment made.

(laughing): Get off me.

Did I mention how important I am?

-I’m gonna get up. -Okay.

If you’re gonna do that, then just get on this way.

(laughs): Okay.

-Seriously? -Yeah, ’cause I need you on my back.

-WOMAN: All right, everybody! -Nope. Oh, yeah.

-(whoops) -(excited chatter, clapping)

Have a wonderful show.

-You, too. You, too. -(others murmuring)

-It’s just another show. -(Jameson babbling) -Yeah.

-What you got? -Big, I guess.

-It’s all good. -You got one, too.

MAN: Wow!

All right, I would like to say thank you

for bringing us together and keeping us together.

(all breathing deeply)

-We’re all incredibly blessed to be here. -Yes.

-Mm-hmm. -PINK: We’re blessed to be here together.

We worked really, really hard to get here.

All those times, all those journeys,

all those obstacles, all those roadblocks,

all those voices saying, "Not enough, not enough, not enough,"

we’re here.

All those times you didn’t listen to your own voices,

"Not enough, not enough, not enough," we are here.

But it’s Wembley fucking Stadium!

(laughter, cheering)

I respect all of you so much.

Thank you for being here with me.

Bless that stage with safety, love and light.

Bless our crew with safety.

Bless our apparatuses with safety.

And let us just continue our journey

of balancing good and evil.

(laughter)

For this and a katrillion, gazillion,

gabillion more things, we are grateful.

-Amen, a-lady! -(cheering)

One, two, three!

-Spread the love! -(cheering)

-Have a good show, everybody. -Have a good show!

-Give your best, baby. -Thank you.

Come on, let’s go watch the show.

Hi there.

(excited chatter)

Do we have to drive to the stadium?

Have fun, okay? I love you.

CAREY: All right, Mama, kick ass.

PINK: Thank you. I’m planning on it.

-WILLOW: Mama? -Yes?

During the show a little bit,

um, can I come back to the ball pit?

-You can live your best life. -Okay, good.

But if you leave the show, you ain’t getting paid.

(laughter)

-MAN: That’s how it goes. -Sorry, buddy.

All right, have fun.

-Can’t leave work. -(woman laughing)

Either you’re working or you’re not.

All right, here we go.

Let’s go shoot some shit.

-MAN: Coming out this side? -Some stuff.

Yeah. Sure.

WILLOW: Bad words.

Go. I know. Tour language.

Get out.

(crowd cheering)

PINK (over speakers): A long time ago, I decided

that no matter where I went or what I did with my life,

I was always gonna be very true to myself.

I have always identified with people that struggle.

With all the strife and economic woes in the world,

religious intolerance, global warming,

it boggles my mind that we’re spending time, energy and money

trying to ban love.

I don’t want there to be gay marriage.

I just want there to be happy marriage

and lasting marriage.

I will do everything I can

to open people’s hearts, ears, minds.

-I love you until the world blows up... -And I have

to believe that change is possible,

because if I stop believing that,

-I love you until the world blows up... -then it’s just

a little too much for me.

So I have a pen and I write.

I write about that.

(band playing "What About Us")

(crowd cheering)

♪ La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da ♪

♪ Da-da-da ♪

♪ We are searchlights ♪

♪ We can see in the dark ♪

♪ We are rockets ♪

♪ Pointed up at the stars ♪

♪ We are billions ♪

♪ Of beautiful hearts ♪

♪ And you sold us ♪

♪ Down the river too far ♪

♪ Hey, oh ♪

♪ What about us? ♪

♪ What about all the times you said you had the answers? ♪

♪ What about us? ♪

♪ What about all the broken happy ever afters? ♪

♪ Hey, oh ♪

-♪ What about us? ♪ -(thunder cracks)

♪ What about all the plans that ended in disaster? ♪

♪ Oh, what about love? ♪

♪ What about trust? ♪

♪ What about us? ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Hey, oh ♪

♪ What about us? ♪

♪ What about all the plans that ended in disaster? ♪

♪ What about love? ♪

♪ What about trust? ♪

♪ What about us? ♪

♪ Sticks and stones, they may break these bones ♪

♪ But then ♪

♪ I’ll be ready ♪

♪ Are you ready? ♪

♪ It’s the start of us waking up, come on ♪

♪ Are you ready? ♪

♪ I’ll be ready ♪

♪ I don’t want control ♪

♪ I want to let go ♪

♪ Are you ready? ♪

♪ I’ll be ready ♪

♪ ’Cause now it’s time to let them know ♪

♪ We are ready ♪

-♪ What about us? ♪ -♪ What about us? ♪

♪ What about all the times ♪

♪ You said you had the answers? ♪

♪ What about us? ♪

♪ What about all the broken happy ever afters? ♪

♪ Hey, oh ♪

♪ What about us? ♪

♪ What about all the plans that ended in disaster? ♪

♪ Oh, what about love? ♪

♪ What about trust? ♪

♪ What about us? ♪

♪ What about us? What about us? ♪

♪ What about us? ♪

♪ What about us? What about us? ♪

♪ What about us? ♪

-(song ends) -(crowd cheering)

Thank you.

(cheering continues)

(band playing "I Am Here")

(rhythmic grunting)

♪ I open up my heart ♪

♪ You can love me or not ♪

♪ There’s no such thing as sin ♪

♪ Let it all come right in ♪

♪ I wanna make some mistakes ♪

♪ I wanna sleep in the mud ♪

♪ I wanna swim in the flood ♪

♪ I wanna... till I’m done ♪

♪ I like whiskey on ice ♪

♪ I like sun in my eyes ♪

♪ I wanna burn it all down ♪

♪ So let’s start a fire ♪

♪ I wanna be lost ♪

♪ So lost that I’m found ♪

♪ Naked and laughing with my blood on the ground ♪

♪ My blood on the ground ♪

♪ I am here ♪

♪ I am here ♪

♪ I’ve already seen the bottom, so there’s nothing to fear ♪

♪ Know that I’ll be ready when the devil is near ♪

♪ ’Cause I am here ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ I am here ♪

♪ All of this wrong, but I’m still right here ♪

♪ I don’t have the answers, but the question is clear ♪

♪ Let me ask you ♪

♪ Where does everybody go when they go... ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Where does everybody go when they go? ♪

♪ So let me ask you, yeah ♪

♪ Where does everybody go when they go? ♪

♪ Where does everybody go when they go? ♪

♪ Where does everybody go when they go? ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ ’Cause I can think of ♪

♪ 1,000 places ♪

♪ Much worse than this ♪

♪ I am here ♪

♪ I am here ♪

♪ I’ve already seen the bottom, so there’s nothing to fear ♪

♪ Know that I’ll be ready when the devil is near ♪

♪ ’Cause I am here, yeah ♪

♪ I am here, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ All of this wrong, but I’m still right here ♪

♪ I don’t have the answers ♪

♪ But the question is clear, let me ask you ♪

-♪ Where does everybody go when they go? ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Where does everybody go when they go? ♪

-♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ -♪ Let me ask you ♪

♪ Where does everybody go when they go? ♪

♪ Where does everybody go when they go? ♪

♪ Where does everybody go when they go? ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

Come on.

♪ I am here ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ I am here ♪

♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ I am here ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ I am here ♪

♪ Oh, yes ♪

♪ I am here ♪

♪ Hey, yeah ♪

♪ I am here ♪

♪ I am here ♪

♪ I am here. ♪

-(song ends) -(crowd cheering)

Thank you.

I feel better. (chuckles)

My cheeks hurt from smiling.

Mama, do this.

PINK: Okay. I can probably do that.

-I’m ready. -(laughs)

-Okay, ready? -Yes.

-Yeah. -Yeah?

Do... this.

You know what? I did a whole show tonight.

Mama, do this. Mama, do this.

(chuckles) Okay.

I’m coming.

(laughing)

All right. Here we go.

Ready?

-Yeah. -Yeah? Was that it?

-No. -No.

-This part. -Oh, this part.

-And this part and this part. -Okay. Okay. This part.

-This part. -No.

-(laughing) -This part.

Where you going?

I was throwing out the booger diaper,

getting my wine and joining you on the couch.

Guess what, buddy.

-What? -I think I hurt my shoulder.

-Sorry. -It’s not your fault.

This part.

I think I did it in the show.

-Sorry. -Aw, thanks.

-Ow. -(chuckles): Ow.

Oh.

Thought he was coming to try and make me feel better

for a second, but he wasn’t.

-CAREY: Hey, you, come here. -No. Why?

-Come here. -Why, Papa?

-’Cause I got to talk to you. -What?

So sit down.

So you know me and Willow are leaving tomorrow, right?

So we’re gonna be gone for 12 days.

Why?

Well, ’cause Willow wants to go home for a little bit

-to go see her friends, okay, buddy? -Why?

-’Cause she misses them. -(sighs)

-I know. -(grumbling)

-So, hey, here’s what I need of you. -Yeah.

-I need you to be a good boy for Mama. -Yeah.

And I need you to FaceTime me and Willow.

Yeah.

And I need you to have fun while we’re gone, okay, dude?

-JAMESON: Yeah. -Okay.

I’m really excited for you.

-You know what I’m most excited about? -What?

That you were able to tell me that you wanted to go home

and be with your friends and have camp.

I’m really proud of you for that.

-Okay? -Yeah.

That was really brave and awesome.

And I love you.

And I’ll miss you, but I’ll be totally fine.

-I’m gonna be okay. -I bet.

I’m not gonna hyperventilate and cry tomorrow.

I’ll be fine.

I’m not gonna text you every five minutes.

You might hyperventilate.

Every six. How is every six?

Does six feel good? Six minutes feel good to you?

Sure.

No. You have fun.

I love you.

PINK: Jameson?

-JAMESON: What? -Willow really wants a cuddle

from you before she leaves, ’cause she’s gonna miss you.

CAREY: Can you give Willow a cuddle? ’Cause Willow’s

-going with me tomorrow. -Can I have a cuddle?

-(Carey clears throat) -PINK: Aw.

That’s really nice.

That’s it.

It’s about all he’s good for. He’s a boy.

This is gonna be Jameson’s first trip away from Willow.

Good night.

-Good night, Mama. -Good night, buddy.

CAREY: Hey, do I get a kiss?

-Yeah. -(chuckles) -Yeah.

Love you, buddy.

-(Pink laughing) -Don’t you wipe my kisses off.

(Jameson laughs)

You’re gonna be just fine.

Okay?

I love you.

(chuckles)

-Bye. -Bye.

(chuckles softly)

I think a bit of codependency is very healthy.

(laughs): I don’t care what the doctors say.

(laughs): Yeah.

(crowd cheering)

(band playing "So What")

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪

♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na ♪

♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪

♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na ♪

♪ I guess I just lost my husband ♪

♪ I don’t know where he went ♪

♪ So I’m gonna drink my money, I’m not gonna pay his rent ♪

-♪ Nope ♪ -♪ I got a brand-new attitude ♪

♪ And I’m gonna wear it tonight ♪

♪ I wanna get in trouble, I wanna start a fight ♪

♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪

♪ I wanna start a fight ♪

♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪

♪ I wanna start a fight! ♪

♪ So what? ♪

♪ I’m still a rock star ♪

♪ I got my rock moves ♪

♪ And I don’t need you ♪

♪ And guess what, I’m having more fun ♪

♪ And now that we’re done ♪

♪ I’m gonna show you tonight ♪

♪ I’m all right ♪

♪ I’m just fine ♪

♪ And you’re a tool ♪

♪ So, so what? ♪

♪ I am a rock star, I got my rock moves ♪

♪ And I don’t want ♪

♪ You tonight ♪

♪ Uh, check my flow, uh ♪

♪ The waiter just took my table and gave it ♪

-♪ To Jessica Simps ♪ -♪ Shit ♪

♪ I guess I’ll go sit with drum boy ♪

-♪ At least he’ll know how to hit ♪ -♪ Oops ♪

♪ What if this song’s on the radio? ♪

♪ Then somebody’s gonna die ♪

♪ I’m gonna get in trouble ♪

♪ My ex will start a fight ♪

-♪ What? ♪ -♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪

♪ He’s gonna start a fight ♪

♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪

♪ We’re all gonna get in a fight! ♪

♪ So what? ♪

♪ I’m still a rock star ♪

♪ I got my rock moves ♪

♪ And I don’t need you ♪

♪ And guess what, I’m having more fun ♪

♪ And now that we’re done ♪

♪ I’m gonna show you tonight ♪

♪ I’m all right ♪

♪ I’m just fine ♪

♪ And you’re a tool ♪

♪ So, so what? ♪

♪ I am a rock star ♪

♪ I got my rock moves ♪

♪ And I don’t want ♪

♪ You tonight ♪

(laughing)

♪ You weren’t there, you never were ♪

♪ You want it all, but that’s not fair ♪

♪ I gave you life, I gave my all ♪

♪ You weren’t there ♪

♪ You let me fall ♪

♪ So, so what? ♪

♪ I’m still a rock star ♪

♪ I got my rock moves ♪

♪ And I don’t need you ♪

♪ And guess what, I’m having more fun ♪

♪ And now that we’re done ♪

♪ I’m gonna show you tonight ♪

♪ I’m all right ♪

♪ I’m just fine ♪

♪ And you’re a tool ♪

♪ So, so what? ♪

♪ I am a rock star ♪

♪ I got my rock moves ♪

-♪ And I don’t want you ♪ -♪ I don’t want you tonight ♪

(vocalizing)

♪ Ba-da-da-da-da-da. ♪

-(laughs) -(song ends)

-(crowd cheering) -(song resumes)

How’s my hair?

Good?

Thank you!

(imitates explosion)

Thank you!

♪ ♪

(music fades)

-MAN: How did it feel? -Amazing.

-Yeah? -Amazing!

-Congratulations, baby. -Thank you.

-You kicked ass. -Thank you.

I usually can’t feel anything like this, you know?

-JAMESON: No! -Like, nothing touches you.

It’s just not real. But onstage tonight--

Like, even driving here, I was like, "Whatever."

-CAREY: Yeah. Just another night. -It’s not real.

It’s just, it’s not-- well, it’s just not real.

-It doesn’t register. -Yeah. Yeah.

It’s just like, "Okay, we’re doing a stadium.

Why? Who? What?"

By "Who Knew," I was like, "Wow, this is powerful."

And they all sing along on that, too.

They know every word.

And it’s from so long ago.

Yeah.

And "Pill," too.

-Like, all those old songs. -Yeah.

-JAMESON: No. I want... -And people just...

But then, when I was onstage and I was looking out,

-I was like, "Wow, this is major." -(babbling)

When’s the power gonna come back on?

Let me see.

It’s the outfit.

It’s because I look like

a Snapchat filter.

-I love you! -(laughs): Oh, my God.

He’s like a junior high wrestler.

Love you!

Damn, I’m good.

Hey, look, it’s me.

-(humming) -What if it goes out

-for the whole night? -I’m not getting anything.

Who’s Kiki?

That’s... the people that the doggy is.

-Oh. -WILLOW: What?

The people and the doggy.

(hums) Nope, still nothing.

-Kiki. -Who is Kiki?

Do you have a girlfriend named Kiki?

-JAMESON: Yeah. -Jameson.

No, Kiki!

-She’s Kiki? -Yeah.

Willow is Kiki?

(singing indistinctly)

Okay.

Stop, stop.

What?

-(laughs) -Did you just say "stop"?

-Are you listening? -Yes.

-I love you. -I love you, too.

So much. I’m proud to be your mother.

-Please get off my stage. -(laughs): Why?

Willow, get off it.

-(laughing): Get off the stage. -WOMAN: Willow.

(laughter)

(yelps)

-Come on, sing with me this summer. -Mm-mm.

It might be a long time again before I go on tour,

and then you’ll be older and you’ll hate me

and you won’t talk to me.

-Do it while... -That’s excessive.

Excessive? (laughing)

(playing flat notes)

(playing scales)

Of course you can do that.

This one’s fine.

Can you hear me?

Exactly. "Oh, no."

I know this part.

-(laughter) -"Don’t try to hustle me."

And then boom.

(laughter continues)

And we had been saying, every night, "Phoenix!"

First show: "Phoenix!"

Second show, we were in Las Vegas:

-"Phoenix!" -(laughter)

In my head, nailed it.

Microphone drop. No one’s ever done it like me.

-(laughter) -I walk back, the whole family’s there,

and Carey turns around and before saying anything to me--

"good show," "congratulations"--

"Phoenix."

-(laughter) -It was like, "Phoenix."

Since that night, I’ve never said the name of a city.

-BAZ: "Hello, you." -(laughs)

CAREY: I’m here to keep you humble, baby.

Where’s my lipstick bag?

-You have a lipstick bag? -Yeah.

Oh, my God, get out. Get out.

-Lipstick and perfume... -Get out.

-You can’t swim with lipstick. -Why?

You look so beautiful,

it makes me want to punch you in the left elbow.

I would like someone to acknowledge

how well I’m handling this.

(cheering, laughter)

Bye, everybody.

(Jameson giggles)

Rock and roll.

Rock and fucking roll.

("All I Know So Far" playing)

♪ I haven’t always been this way ♪

♪ I wasn’t born a renegade ♪

♪ I felt alone, still feel afraid ♪

♪ I stumble through it anyway ♪

♪ I wish someone would’ve told me ♪

♪ That this life is ours to choose ♪

♪ No one’s handing you the keys or a book with all the rules ♪

♪ The little that I know I’ll tell to you ♪

♪ When they dress you up in lies ♪

♪ And you’re left naked with the truth ♪

♪ You throw your head back ♪

♪ And you spit in the wind ♪

♪ Let the walls crack ♪

♪ ’Cause it lets the light in ♪

♪ Let ’em drag you through hell ♪

♪ They can’t tell you to change who you are ♪

♪ That’s all I know so far ♪

♪ And when the storm’s out ♪

♪ You run in the rain ♪

♪ Put your sword down ♪

♪ Dive right into the pain ♪

♪ Stay unfiltered and loud ♪

♪ You be proud of that skin full of scars ♪

♪ That’s all I know so far ♪

♪ That’s all I know so far ♪

♪ So you might give yourself away ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ And pay full price for each mistake ♪

♪ But when the candy coating hides a razor blade ♪

♪ You can cut yourself loose and use that rage ♪

♪ I wish someone would’ve told me ♪

♪ That this darkness comes and goes ♪

♪ People will pretend, but, baby girl, nobody knows ♪

♪ And even I can’t teach you how to fly ♪

♪ But I can show you how to live ♪

♪ Like your life is on the line ♪

♪ You throw your head back ♪

♪ And you spit in the wind ♪

♪ Let the walls crack ♪

♪ ’Cause it lets the light in ♪

♪ Let ’em drag you through hell ♪

♪ They can’t tell you to change who you are ♪

♪ That’s all I know so far ♪

♪ And when the storm’s out ♪

♪ You run in the rain ♪

♪ Put your sword down ♪

♪ Dive right into the pain ♪

♪ Stay unfiltered and loud ♪

♪ You be proud of that skin full of scars ♪

♪ That’s all I know so far ♪

♪ That’s all I know ♪

♪ Hey, that’s all I know so far ♪

♪ That’s all I know ♪

♪ That’s all I know so far ♪

♪ That’s all I know ♪

♪ That’s all I know so far ♪

♪ That’s all I know ♪

♪ That’s all I know so far ♪

♪ I will be with you ♪

♪ Till the world blows up. ♪

(song ends)