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She's back.

Ju

Where did you go?

Get over here.

Don't be so hostile.

It's raining so hard out there.

Where'd you run off to?

Look how wet you are.

I'm talking to you. Are you listening?

Ju. Here, wipe the rain off.

This is getting ridiculous.

All right. Don't go off on her.

She's back now.

It's late.

Her sis has school tomorrow.

Mommy, I want to go home.

Good girl.

All right, sweetie. We'll go home now.

OK.

Go get changed.

Take this.

Let's go.

Go with Dad.

Be careful.

Who is it?

Ro Wei.

Thank goodness you're here.

What's up?

Something's happened.

Come in. It's pouring out there.

When I got back to the dorm just now.

It was crawling with cops.

My roommate said…

someone reported our symposium.

The cops are out to arrest people.

I was afraid something might happen to you…

so I rushed over to tell you.

How could this happen?

I don't know.

I'm still trying to figure out what to do next.

It's OK.

It's probably nothing.

I'm so sorry.

You've been such a big help to us…

and now you're involved.

One month earlier

Excuse me. I'm looking for the boss.

The boss? Over there.

Thanks.

Sir, I need your help with this.

How many copies do you want?

Around 100.

Have a seat.

Thanks.

What's this?

The Shining Path

Who wants this printed?

It's for our club.

On Marxism

Let me see... I don't think so.

Sir, it's all the work of us students.

It has nothing to do with anyone else.

We just feel that university students…

I know exactly what you want to say.

I'm sorry. I can't help you.

Sir…

Find another shop to print it for you. OK?

No one will print it for you. Right?

Students should stick to their studies.

Don't get too involved in other stuff.

I've got a family to support…

and a business to run.

But Sir…

Life is more than putting food on the table.

Everyone has his own ideals.

You can't just be totally pragmatic.

Young man.

This stuff is going to get you in trouble.

All right. We're done here.

Sorry to trouble you.

It's me.

I didn't get anywhere.

It's not that. It's the contents.

Every printer finds it inappropriate.

Yeah.

I'm doing my best, you know.

I've already tried 4 or 5 shops.

Yeah, and no one is willing to help.

All right, I know.

I'll try again later.

I'll see what I can do.

All right. Bye.

Your boss is such a pragmatist.

I've been running around all morning…

and no one will help me print this.

Hey, don't you work at the print shop?

Do you know any other printers in this area?

Oh. Thanks, anyway.

Hey.

Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo…

What are you working on?

I want to finish this one today.

This one? This one isn't that urgent.

Didn't the customer call today?

I've got nothing else to do anyway.

All right. I'll have Zhang help you.

Hey, Zhang!

It's OK. I can handle it. It's not such a big job.

I'll give you a ride.

Don't stay too long.

All right.

The Shining Path

So, when is our show next week?

It's Thursday.

Thursday? At 10:00 A.M.?

I've got to get to my next class.

You guys keep practicing.

You'd better have it down when I am back.

Oops, sorry!

Sorry!

Are you looking for someone?

I'm looking for…Ro Wei.

Ro Wei.

Hey, Romeo. Someone's here for you.

Hey, it's you.

You know each other?

She helped us print the club newsletter.

Oh, I see.

Hey, did you pay her?

Of course.

It's OK.

The printing's done. Here.

Thanks.

Wow. Great job! Thank you!

Hey, the newsletter's printed.

Come take a look.

Hey, hurry up.

Oh, man. Nice job!

Let's go hand them out.

I'm going to be late. Gotta go.

You guys keep practicing.

Bye-bye.

Come on in.

It's OK.

The bright shining path, I'm running along it

The bright shining path

I run along the bright shining path

Oh, ka-pa, ka-pa, let's hit the road

The rainy season is over now

Oh, ka-pa, ka-pa, let's hit the road

The rainy season is over now

Oh… let's hit the road

Sorry, that really sucked.

No it didn't.

It sounded nice.

Really?

Yeah.

Thanks.

That's the first time I've seen you smile.

You look good when you smile.

You should smile more often.

You should join our club.

Really?

Sure!

On page 2, I think we can do without...

All right.

Thanks.

The printing's done!

Yeah. Thanks to her.

And she is...

She's our newest member.

Good day, Dean.

It's OK. Don't look behind you.

The symposium we're holding…

isn't at the school. It's at the factory.

We planned it a long, long time.

But for certain reasons we couldn't...

You have a bus to catch?

This one?

I'll carry you.

Come on. It's faster if I carry you.

The bus is leaving.

Where were you yesterday?

Zhang, go work on Mr. Lin's case.

The one on my desk.

I spoke with your stepmother last night.

Zhang's parents are also saying.

I mean, I wonder if you...

No!

You're at the shop all day.

You never have a chance to go out and meet anyone.

Zhang's a good guy.

I mean, it would be nice…

to have someone to take care of you.

So you're sure which songs you want?

I'm pretty sure.

You better practice hard.

I am.

Were you meeting here?

No.

Juliet's come to see Romeo!

Don't be a jerk.

Someone help her.

Don't touch me!

Can I borrow your phone?

Sure.

Hello. Is Yin there?

When do expect her back?

That's OK. Thanks.

You couldn't find her?

Yeah. Her roommate said she's not back yet.

Is she your girlfriend?

No. She's a member of our club.

I'm afraid something happened to her.

Ju, open up.

It's my dad. You'd better hide yourself.

Ju.

Ju.

Go out back.

Ju, open up.

Ju, open the door!

Where is it?

Come on. Let me have it.

What?

The stuff that university student had you print.

Don't take me as a fool!

You've been helping them print at night, right?

Now the cops are here.

Give it to me!

Dad!

It's not there.

Then where is it? Let's have it!

Do you know what this is?

What are you thinking?

Oh, you thought he might like you…

if you print that stuff for him?

It could never be enough!

You're so naïve.

He's a university student.

And you're a cripple!

Make sure you lock up in there.

I'm sorry.

Take me away.

Officer…

There's no one in there.

Take me with you.

Open the door.

Officer, please.

We're just running a little business here.

Don't be that way.

You just open the door.

Please cooperate.

See. This is what you're looking for.

There's no one in there. Everyone's gone home.

Then open it up with your keys.

Open it up, OK?

Come on, be fair.

I told you to open it.

There's no one in there.

Let's find out.

Four hours ago

This is police station.

Hello.

I want to report something.

Pardon? Speak up.

I want to report something…

There's a student publication…

called The Shining Path.

Juliet's Choice

Dad, what're you doing?

Get down from there.

I'll have someone fix it. Come on down.

It hasn't been driven in so long.

Hope the battery's still good.

Help start it up for me.

I'll take it out for a quick spin then, Dad.

You go on in and take a rest.

Is this the place?

Keep the change.

Keep the change.

Wait here for me. OK?

I'm going in to see a friend. Be right back.

Thanks.

May I help you?

I'm here to see a friend.

Hello. Dad.

I couldn't get a signal.

I'm at the hospital on the hill.

I took a fare here. He asked me to wait.

Huh?

I can't hear you.

It's fine.

Dad.

Did anyone call the house looking for me?

Oh, I see.

Hello?

Hello?

Sir.

Sir.

Are you ready to leave?

Sorry.

I haven't gone in yet. You go ahead.

I always wanted to come back and see her.

We had a deal.

I promised her...

And now, it's been 30 years.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

How much?

So much I'd do anything for you.

Really?

Yes.

Uh-oh, he fell.

That tickles. Cut it out!

What?

Who says you'd do anything?

Chicken shit.

Chicken shit.

Hey, check this out.

I made this up.

You're so dirty.

You wouldn't do that. Right?

I made this one up. Pretty good, eh?

This is going to keep us fed and clothed.

Wait a second. Hold on.

What was that?

Let's get out of here!

Wait up. What the hell…

Was that a person or a ghost?

That was scary!

It's all your fault meeting in a place like this.

Scary…

Where else can we go where no one can find us?

Somebody's afraid of ghosts.

You're afraid of ghosts. Chicken shit.

I'm not chicken. You're the same.

I'm not scared. How daring are you?

Would you show up at my house?

Would you come to mine?

Of course I would.

Then I...

Of course you wouldn't.

All right. Let's go.

Get on.

Come on.

I don't ride with chickens.

Hey, wait up!

I, Chun-mei, am 18 this year.

My father and I are like two peas in a pod.

Recently a boy named Xu swept me off my feet.

My father opposed our relationship for no reason.

We were forced to live apart.

Oh, why

Oh, why

Put those sorrows aside

Stop dancing the bitter wine tango

Here I am.

What is it? Rumba or cha-cha?

The drums boom, the mood gets happier

What is it? Don't argue don't fight

Cotton mouth, no winner or loser

Hey, mambo, everybody mambo

Dancing and strolling, isn't it fun

Bewitchingly beautiful, dance steps sparkle

Encore, encore!

Costume change. Let's give her a hand.

Whether it's rumba or cha-cha

Jitterbug or samba

My passionate song strikes your heart

Listen closely

Dancing girls backstage, sisters till the end

Hey, Mister, how about a dance?

Our meeting must be fate

You were acting goofy. Who are you smitten with?

Who says? Don't make stuff up.

That kind of girl is no good. Watch yourself…

You don't even know her.

How would you know what she's like?

Uncle, the troupe leader wants to talk with you.

How's it going, Master Ro?

Have a smoke.

Come on, have one.

Master Ro, I'll come straight to the point.

We're starting a second troupe.

Maybe your position...

I'll make up for it..

Uncle, don't be that way.

No one wants to see your stuff.

You're taking up space.

Give it up.

I perform for the gods.

Didn't I make myself clear enough?

All right. You don't have to shout.

Master Ro.

I know the gods approved of your position.

That's why I'm discussing this with you.

We talked it over.

Let's let the gods at the temple decide.

Otherwise I could decide myself and not involve you.

Damn it. What the fuck are you doing?

Everyone needs to keep his kids in line.

This is an embarrassment.

All right. I get it.

Get in.

What are you doing?

What are you doing here?

I told you I'm not afraid.

What are you hiding?

Nothing. Go on.

Let me see.

No.

Stop it.

I don't care.

Coward!

They're doing it!

Let's go around to watch.

Come on.

Isn't that the same one?

Which one?

The lady ghost.

Let's go.

Who's the male ghost?

I didn't know boy and girl ghosts could do it.

Let's go.

No. I want to watch.

Hurry up.

Wait a minute.

Hurry up.

Let's just watch a little longer.

That's freaky. There are ghosts!

Oh, come on.

Let's get out of here.

It's exciting!

It's scary. Hurry up!

It's so hot.

Hey, you're ridiculous.

Good boy. I'll protect you.

Don't be scared.

Get away.

I'll protect you.

All right. You've got a lot of guts.

You're not afraid of anything.

I don't believe you'll just ignore your dad.

Come spend your birthday with me here tomorrow.

All right. I'm not scared.

But what are you going to do once I prove that?

Tell your father?

Or tell mine?

I... I'll give you a birthday present.

You've got no balls.

No wonder my dad warned me…

if I end up with someone like you…

he'll toss us into the Pacific Ocean.

Someone like who?

A chicken.

With no future.

No I'm not.

Yes you are.

No I'm not!

Yes you are.

Whoa, you're really good.

Show me your teeth. I'll help you floss.

Let me comb your hair.

Julie.

What?

I couldn't find you, so...

so I was wandering around.

Don't be mad.

I really scared that nurse just now.

You don't know anything!

Julie!

Mother fucker! Where is she?

Happy birthday to you…

Happy birthday, Julie.

Happy birthday, Julie.

Look, it's the first one I made.

Doesn't it look like you?

I saved my first time for you.

Don't make me wait alone again. OK?

I didn't mean to.

Check it out.

Here's the best part.

You're such a pervert.

What's going on here?

God damn you!

Damn you!

Shit! Motherfucker!

I lay there saying nothing.

Then he went over to my mom.

You know why the boy and girl ghosts were there?

The nurse told me.

They couldn't be together, either.

So the woman acted crazy and went to the nut house.

And they meet there in secret.

The man is waiting to rescue her.

Could you do what she did?

Would you have the guts to come get me?

I'd do anything for you.

And now, a grand introduction…

for the troupe superstar

Let's give a warm hand... Welcome…

I'll definitely be back.

Miss Julie!

I'm definitely coming back for you.

Sorry, maybe that's not enthusiastic enough.

Let's try again. Let's have a big round of applause…

and welcome Miss Julie!

Sorry, you know women and their moods.

Probably hormonal imbalance.

It's all right. Everything is…

I hate your guts!

What's wrong with you?

She really acted crazy?

Then what?

Then...

I never came back.

You never came back for her?

How come you're all...

You're so good at talking.

Then you forget everything you said.

I didn't forget.

After leaving…

I wanted to come back for her.

But...

my father lost it.

His health deteriorated…

and he stopped talking.

I couldn't just leave him.

Then after a long time…

I just couldn't come back for her.

What about her?

Is she still in there?

Let's go see her.

I'm sure she's still waiting for you.

Nobody's ever come to see her.

Prepare yourselves. There's quite a stench.

Wait a minute.

Is it really Julie in there?

There's only one Julie here.

Wait a minute.

Just a little longer.

You did return, didn't you?

Don't make her wait any longer.

I'm sure she'll be happy to see you again.

Julie, someone's here to see you.

Julie?

I am Julie.

Chicken shit.

I'm so sorry…

I'm so sorry, Julie.

30 years…

I am Julie.

There's no way I could…

I am Julie.

Chicken shit.

I never forgot

I promised to wait for you

But now I'm so scared…

You haven't eaten a thing.

Good daughter.

Stop worrying.

The next... the next man you find…

will be better.

I wasn't your mother's first, either.

It's been two weeks. Why can't the cast come off?

At my age it takes longer.

Is your daughter better?

How'd she get so worked up over a man?

I still don't get it.

She's tried to kill herself.

And you're the one who falls.

That's enough.

My fare left something in the car yesterday.

I'm going to deliver it for him.

What are you looking at?

Keep hammering.

We'll do a good job for you, don't worry.

She's a pretty girl.

She'll find a boyfriend soon.

Wang Xiu-qin!

Wang Xiu-qin!

Wang Xiu-qin, take your meds.

Wang Xiu-qin, take your meds.

Don't be afraid.

She's like a child. She won't hurt you.

Wang Xiu-qin.

I remember that Julie you mention.

She was the best patient I ever had.

But it was really strange.

Whenever family came to see her…

she'd go crazy and try to kill herself.

After a few times, no one came to visit her again.

Please come in.

She lived here.

Together with that Wang Xiu-qin.

Julie would just sit there…

doing nothing at all.

Just quietly staring outside.

Julie was so quiet…

Who am I?

But Wang was noisy.

She'd grab people all day and ask,

“Who am I? Who am I?”

After a while.

Wang got playfully petulant with Julie.

Look at the two of them.

One is getting more mature,

the other is regressing into childishness.

What happened after that?

When did Julie go?

After a little more than a year.

I remember when she first came here…

it was steamy hot like it is now.

One day…

she came to me and said she wanted to leave.

I laughed and said “I know.” She laughed, too.

I remember the weather had gotten cold, real cold.

One thing stands out in my mind.

Julie usually didn't say anything.

But in the last days before she left…

she closed the door to her room…

and spoke to Wang all day.

What was she talking about?

That I don't know.

I just heard her saying,

“I am Julie, I am Julie”...

Like she was teaching Wang this one sentence.

Who am I?

Who am I?

If anyone comes to see me…

you tell them,

I am Julie.

I am Julie.

I am Julie.

I am Julie.

I am Julie.

I… am… Julie.

I am Julie.

I am Julie.

I am Julie… Julie…

Hi. Need a ride down the mountain?

Were you up here to see a friend?

I was waiting for someone.

But I decided not to wait anymore.

Yo!

Yo!

Xiao Gang!

Xiao Gang!

I can't live without you!

I... can live without you!

I love you!

I... you!

Xiao Gang! You all right?

Xiao Gang! You... mother.

God's taken my love from me.

I finally understand.

Some people are born unable to speak.

Some people are born with no sense of smell.

And me, I was born incapable of having love.

After 28 unrequited loves,

on the last day of my 39th year,

I don't know how to face 40...

Sir!

Sorry, could you move over a bit?

Come on, hurry!

What's the problem?

We're filming. You're in the shot.

Hurry up, already!

Come on. Please.

But I...

Pretty please.

Hurry up!

I'm asking you. Please!

Thanks a lot.

Come on, already!

Holy shit! Damn, that stinks!

That's not like a corpse stench.

You go take a look, Dong.

Whoa, he crapped in his pants.

No wonder it smells like hell.

His name is “Ju Li-ye.”

What kind of man's name is “Juliet”?

It's “Li-ye,” as in “great achievements.”

Damn this Ju Li-ye…

for not taking a dump before kicking the bucket.

Oh, man. That smell is awful!

Do you have toilet paper?

No.

What's this?

It's a script.

Ron! Ron!

Yeah?

Where are you? Get back here and change!

Got it.

Mister, I thought you'd gone. Perfect!

I need a favor.

What kind?

Please.

The director doesn't like the talent we got for him.

He saw you in the picture and thought…

you'd be the perfect guy for a certain role.

I can't act. And I've got things to do.

Is it urgent?

Be a sport.

If you don't help out, I'll get an ear full.

I might even get fired.

Pretty please!

Why'd this guy want to die?

I handle this stuff every day.

It makes me want to die!

I deal with dead people every day.

But I don't want to die.

Dong, helping others is the key to happiness.

So is helping dead people.

When you're happy, you don't want to die.

I guess he never helped anyone.

Never helped anyone.

And he needs help…now that he's dead.

So he must have died in shame.

You're the best cops at putting clues together.

Thanks a lot.

All right. I'll do it.

Great!

What's your name?

We can pay you a little.

I'm Ju Li-ye. You don't have to pay me.

Get a move on.

On your knees!

Boss, we got him.

Good.

Yeah, that's the guy.

Why didn't you tie him up with a rope?

Yes, sir!

Boss, his gut is too big.

The rope's too short to tie around his fat gut.

Now what?

I've got an idea!

What's your idea?

Put him in my Good Man men's sculpting underwear.

Everything will be OK!

Good idea!

Wear Good Man sculpting men's underwear…

and expect the unexpected.

And right now you can buy two get one free.

Good Man sculpting men's underwear. Awesome!

Cut! Excellent.

Nice job getting this guy.

Thanks, Director.

Like I said,

he's got a sad comic quality.

Are you OK? Good work.

You were great.

Thanks.

Fantastic...

Director.

This version was seriously excellent.

But the client's pissed.

About what?

You didn't follow their script.

And you didn't use the lead female the client chose.

The original script totally lacked creativity.

Director, your version is in the can.

Humor the client a bit. Don't make it hard for us.

Come on. Please.

All right. Let me think about it.

Thanks, Director!

Take a look at it. Don't force it.

OK.

Thanks, Director.

Lunch is here, Director.

Let's set it out, OK?

OK.

Thanks.

Lunch is served. Release the hounds!

What the hell is there to be picky about?

Any food is enough thanks for your acting skills.

What the hell...

Who do I collect the lunch money from?

From me.

My assistant went to withdraw the money.

He'll be right back. Stick around and have one.

Here you go.

I came to deliver the lunches.

Come on, take it.

Mr. Ju, have a lunch.

Don't be so polite.

Come on and have one. Take it.

Are you going to keep shooting?

Looks like we are.

Are you going to order out for dinner with me?

Who knows? This director's high strung.

He never goes by the script.

He shoots a pile of stuff that doesn't make sense.

Yesterday with Director Li...

we packed up at noon before lunch.

That's right.

The client seemed pretty pissed off.

Looks like we're stuck here today.

But I've got another gig tonight.

Another gig? What kind?

For feminine napkins.

You're going to play a maxi pad?

You're a vampire!

Come on! A maxi pad commercial can have bystanders.

Your line of work seems fun.

How did you get into it?

His is a long story.

However, it's especially touching.

And everyone knows about it, right?

Then what are you bleating about?

Go on and tell the story!

Hey Zhang. Music, please.

OK.

Last night, last night the stars fell

This is a sad but beautiful love story.

When he was young, Ron had a crush on a classmate.

This classmate was very pretty.

They liked each other…

But they never professed their feelings.

After graduation from junior high…

the classmate's family moved down south,

never to be heard from again.

Until recently,

when a superstar singer emerged.

Her name was Yao–Qiu–Han!

I know that one.

Isn't that the singer of Breathe Easy?

None other.

Our friend Ron here discovered…

she was his teenage crush.

But Ron couldn't get near her.

So he quit his job as a bus driver…

to become an extra,

living from one box lunch to the next.

All in the hope of encountering Yao on the set.

Even if he can only see her from afar.

Have you ever run into her at a shoot?

No.

Little does the big star know that…

an extra somewhere in this world…

has sacrificed so much for her.

Hey, you four.

Go get your clothes from Wardrobe.

I'm just here to deliver lunch.

Mr. Box Lunch, the director likes you.

Help a guy out, OK?

You'll get paid,

and you have nothing else to do.

Come off of it. For real?

Absolutely.

Do I get a part, Producer Lin?

Sure, you're the devil.

The devil!

Yes.

What about the script?

Who are you, Brad Pitt? You want a script!

I'm not an actor, and I've got stuff to do.

What stuff? Got a train to catch?

The director asked for you specifically.

Even if you get run over by a train…

finish here before you die!

But I...

Is your business urgent?

Not especially.

But I've gotta finish it off today.

All right. Great job.

You've got talent.

But...

Stick around and enjoy yourself.

What do you say?

I'll call you Godfather and throw in another $200.

Come on, let's change.

Please, Godfather!

Why are you the devil?

I should be playing him.

Damn!

Why aren't you changing?

Go ahead and change.

Are you done with makeup? You're up.

I've been ready for four hours.

Now you tell me it's my turn.

Why is it so perfect?

You think this is a cosmetics commercial?

Mess her up a little bit for me, eh.

16-1, take 2.

Help! Help me!

How embarrassing!

Sorry!

I can't do it.

Are all the world's superheroes so cold-hearted?

That's right. Even heroes have issues.

They're self-conscious about losing their figures.

Now what?

Don't worry. Just put on…

Good Man sculpting men's underwear.

The lovely lady can be saved…

and the men delivered to salvation!

Cut! OK!

OK. Pack up!

Hold on!

We're not done shooting.

It needs an ending.

Director, there is an ending!

It's not my ending.

Have all the talent change…

and meet on the lawn out front.

Shit! The director's gone nuts again.

No, honey. I was delivering lunches…

and the director grabbed me to act.

We just finished. Now starting something else.

No, I wouldn't play around!

Come on. I wouldn't dare!

All right, then.

Next I want everyone to dance.

Dance?

I'm a lousy dancer.

I'm clueless about what you should do.

You always whine that extras can't express themselves.

I'll give you 20 minutes to practice.

Each of you comes up with one section.

Just make it a little sexy. A little funny.

Director, we're bad dancers.

Show us how.

Don't worry. Producer Lin will teach you.

Don't joke like that, Director. I'm no dancer.

Aren't you the nightclub king? You can do it!

Director, that's not fair. I can't dance!

You should get changed, too…

and dance with the others.

No way. Director!

Shit! What are you laughing at.

You should see yourselves in a mirror.

I'm not the only one.

Fuck! What are you laughing at?

It's too funny.

All right, Producer Lin. Don't get pissed.

Come on and teach us to dance.

Motherfucker, I'm good at everything.

Except dancing, that is.

You must know at least something.

Me? All I know is...

Ooh, that's good.

It's good?

That's good!

Let's see another one.

I danced already. Your turn.

My turn?

Yeah.

One move per person?

Of course.

Fine. Let me think a second.

How's this?

What's that?

That's good. Nice.

Your turn.

I'm only good at packing lunches.

How am I supposed to dance?

That's easy.

Do some lunch-packing moves.

Like this, and this. Right?

That's fine!

That's good enough?

You're next.

You're next. One move per person.

Don't make fun of me.

We won't.

Shit! That one might be too hard.

Damn! Do we really have to dance like that?

You try it now. Sexy moves.

I can't.

It's raining! We're saved!

Director, it's raining. We can't shoot now.

Take cover and wait till it stops.

You think this rain is gonna stop?

Stop moaning.

Everyone get out of the rain!

Get in from the rain.

Is this your car?

Yeah. It's good for driving to gigs.

She really is beautiful.

I can't believe…

such a big star went to elementary school.

Of course she did.

Otherwise she'd only have gone to kindergarten.

I mean, she looks angelic.

To think that she has classmates here on earth...

I had no idea she'd become a singing star.

You're so fond of her.

You must have treated her well when you were kids.

Yeah. Our classmates used to tease her.

I always stuck up for her.

Why did they bully her?

They said she was like a girl. A sissy.

But she was a girl.

“She” is a boy.

A boy?

At least when we were young.

Back then his name was Qiu Han.

He had a great singing voice.

We'd go up to the school's roof.

We wouldn't say anything.

He'd just sing and sing,

and I'd watch him the whole time.

Are you sure Yao Qiu-han is your old classmate?

He's changed a lot,

but I can tell his eyes…

and he sings exactly…

like he did when we were kids.

I could never forget it.

Now 25 years have gone by in a flash.

25 years

When you meet again,

do you think he'll recognize you?

We have met.

He once had an autograph signing.

I waited in line for his autograph.

Do you recognize each other?

He treated me like a regular fan.

I didn't say who I was.

But from the surprise in his eyes…

I think he could tell who I was.

He probably wants to keep his past in the dark.

I guess so.

So, are you going to keep waiting for him?

Are you going to go on like this?

I don't know.

Those unforgettable times still warm today

They still stir my heart

Seasons come and go, the years are like a dream

Don't forget me

Our parting was hurried, we wished each other well

That parting melody so strong

Time dims the years, friendship remains strong

In our hearts like yesterday

Flowers bloom and wilt, over and over like dreams

Don't forget me

Those unforgettable times still warm today

They still stir my heart

Parting is easy, meeting is like a dream

Our hearts remain true

When will we meet again

To revive the dreams of yesteryear

Time dims the years, friendship remains strong

In our hearts like yesterday

Those sad days have faded like a dream

The rain stopped! Back to work!

Don't forget me

Actors assemble!

You've all practiced your dances.

I don't want to do any rehearsing.

And I don't want to see what you came up with.

What we're about to shoot…

might not make the cut.

Maybe you're not professionals…

but right here and now there's no one like us.

Isn't that what life is all about?

So let's dance our asses off!

All right?!

Yeah!

Music!

Ready, action!

Spring flowers so fragrant

The autumn moon so bright

How happy I was in my youth

So lovely, I wonder how she's doing

Flowers blossom in spring

The moon is so bright in the autumn

I'm young and only today am I happy

So lovely, I wonder how she is

Precious romance is like the moon

Love smells sweet as flowers

I'm young, but if I don't try hard

How can I make her sing in joy?

Spring flowers so fragrant

The moon is so bright in the autumn

I'm young and only today am I happy

So lovely, I hope she's well

OK. That's a wrap!

Shit, I'm gonna get it when I get home!

Hot damn, you surprised the hell out of me!

I'll ask for you often for future jobs. Take this.

Thanks. Here are the slimming undies.

Listen up.

Everyone keep the slimming underwear as a gift.

Here's hoping you'll transform into studley men!

Bonus!

Thanks, Producer!

Take it easy, everyone!

I'm going now. Bye-bye.

Bye-bye.

How'd you get here?

I rode my bike.

I gotta go now. Got another gig to rush to.

Keep the Qiu Han stuff secret for me, OK?

Of course! Hope your wish comes true soon.

Thanks.

Bye-bye.

See you.

Bye-bye.

The next day I spent my 40th birthday alone.

I ended up making it into my 40s.

I never worked as an extra again.

But I found a job to make time stand still.

I've stood here for the past half year.

People come and go every day…

and not one person has recognized me.

Whenever I see people filming something…

I run over to see if it's Ron and his crew.

The commercial we made was aired.

The dance scene was cut, as expected.

But what doesn't appear didn't necessarily never exist.

Damn!

This could be my 29th unrequited love.

But I'm glad I'm not dead!

Driver's name: Romeo

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