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These recommendations have been
submitted by some of our residents
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and we're going to
give them a try.
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So we're cleaning hooses now?
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It's mainly elderly people,
who will pay a premium
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and then you're going to perform
trivial tasks to help them out.
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What are these, em... tasks?
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Mainly cleaning windows,
emptying bins,
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things of that nature.
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We've barely got enough time
for our workload as it is.
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McShane, if this world
is too difficult for you
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why don't you crawl back up inside
your mother?
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My mum's dead.
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No she's no.
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Questions. No? Good. OK.
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"Gross, man... Eugh!"
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What're these new missions
we've to do?
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You're gonna be giving
lonely old men rubdowns,
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if you know what I mean.
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Is that why you look so happy, aye?
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Naw.
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Tomorrow I'm away to Las Vegas
on a stag.
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Know what they say,
what happens in Vegas...
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stays in Vegas?
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No McShane son, what happens in Vegas
is great. You tell everybody.
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You're thinking of
your maw and da's house.
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Cos what happens in your maw and da's
house should stay there.
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Like that time
you shagged your sister?
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She was my half sister.
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It was your maw I shagged....
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Morning everyone.
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Hi Rhona.
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How are you Kaitlin?
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Ah, good thanks.
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Your smile's contagious.
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Don't let any man take that away.
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Here are your new missions.
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And no skullduggery, we're in enough
trouble with the council already.
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Why are you saying that to us?
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Well, a man is dead
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and thanks to this cleaning company
half of Glasgow reeks of pish.
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No biggie though
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I meant why are you no saying that
to Kaitlin? She's with us.
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When it comes to skullduggery
it's always the men, Robert.
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Have a nice day everyone.
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Bye Rhona.
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Bye Rhona.
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Oh, Jock?
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Your missions.
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You OK?
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Em... Yeah. Yeah. I...I'm fine.
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You remind me of my little pinky toe.
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Pin...pinky toe?
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Cos I just know I'm gonna
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bang you against every
piece of furniture in my house.
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Fag break?
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Already?
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What, are you looking
for employee of the month?
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You know, I heard smack's
supposed to be easier to quit.
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What're you saying,
I should take up smack?
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No, I'm just saying,
if you're trying to quit...
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What, take smack
to quit smoking fags?
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- Well, when you put it like that...
- It was you put it like that.
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I'm just saying, it's what I heard.
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God, will you shut up?
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'Och, come away in.'
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Aye, well the only things
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that are needing cleaned really
are the windaes.
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Mm-hm.
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Right y'are!
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Oh, what's The Day Today saying?
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Oh, I couldnae tell you.
I broke my reading glasses.
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Which is awfully frustrating
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cos I do like to read the paper
wi' a wee cup of tea.
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Oh...
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Listen to this.
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It says here the city's population's
gonna double
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by the year 2050.
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Phew. Do you believe that?
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Well!
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What do you think?
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I'll need to get a move on.
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Thanks for the tea.
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Aye, well...
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No problem.
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Oh, and, eh, thanks
for reading me the papers.
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All part of the service, Mrs Wallace.
All part of the service.
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Yous two have got a house call
on this landing.
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Joe Hegarty.
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Heraghty.
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Haggarty. And he's bogging.
And he's a right creep and all.
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The other day he asked me if I farted
cos I blew him away.
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Blew him away.
Class.
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Look, just...
Oh, where have you been?
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I'm knackered.
Mrs Wallace's windaes were boggin'.
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It took me ages...
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Simmer down Craw. Simmer.
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Look, the sooner you start
the sooner you'll be finished, eh?
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Fine.
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Haggarty.
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Hag-garty.
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Joe?
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How's Kaitlin been
since she moved in wi' you?
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Oh, the aroma in the bathroom's
so much nicer...
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I meant how has she been?
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Since she had to leave
her cheating boyfriend
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and move in wi' you
you daft old bastard.
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Ho, I'm not that old, Jock.
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Kaitlin, you alright?
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It wasnae me that screamed, ya tit.
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Ya bastard.
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Is he deid?
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There's no pulse.
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God's sake...
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Radio it in.
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Pulse is in the wrist, ya tit.
Look, there.
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He's got a winning scratch card
in his hand.
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Wha...?
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How much for?
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A hunner thousand.
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Pounds?
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No, francs What do you think?
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- What's the exchange rate for that?
- The polis are coming.
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This is officially a crime scene
so naebody touch nothing!
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"It's 25 grand each."
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It's stealing Jock.
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Stealing fae who?
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I mean, if he had any family there'd
be some photos around here somewhere.
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The polis'll be here any minute.
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This is oor ticket
oot of cleaning stairs.
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I mean, when do people like us
get a chance like this?
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Eh?
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Are we in?
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Baw deep?
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Baw deep.
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Baw deep.
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Baw deep.
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They're in there, inspector.
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# OMINOUS MUSIC
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You lot found the body, yeah?
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You, why do you look so dubious?
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Uh, cos of the smoke?
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Achoo.. I mean
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Quiet.
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This is a private residence.
Why were you lot in here?
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We were working.
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I thought you were just
a bunch of close cleaners.
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No, we offer a support service
to some of our elderly customers.
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So you have a work order then.
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Did any of you touch the body?
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Naw.
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Didn't check for a pulse?
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Well yeah, I did.
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Oh, so you did touch him?
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Why're you grilling us?
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You think this is grilling?
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It does seem as if
you're trying to intimidate us.
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If I was trying to grill,
intimidate or interrogate,
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you would know.
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Do you not think it's a bit
disrespectful, smoking in here?
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Disrespectful to who?
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The man is dead. Now go.
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Oh, one more thing.
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I want the four of you
down at the station at 4pm
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for an official statement.
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And make sure you bring
that work order.
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And who do we ask for?
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DCI Houle.
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Inspector. There's thousands of them.
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Ils nous prennent vraiment
pour des cons.
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Aye.
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- Why've I to collect the winnings?
- Cos you blend in.
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Wi' who?
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A' the tramps that hang aboot
that bookies.
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Oh... But I'm not a good liar.
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It's no lying Crawford,
it's a winning ticket.
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Exactly.
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Come on.
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Baw deep.
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Baw deep.
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Baw deep, Crawford.
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What are you doing here?
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Eh, em...
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Placing a bet
on a sporting event.
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- Oh.
- Sorry.
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Why are you not at work?
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Trauma.
We...we got the rest of the day off.
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Is that why you look like
you have something to hide?
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I...I wouldnae know.
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What're you doin' here?
Do you happen to have a tip for me?
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Investigating.
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I'm considering the suspicious
circumstances of Mr Heraghty's death.
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- Haggarty.
- Hegarty.
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Suspicious, why's that?
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That's confidential at the moment.
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Mm.
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What're you looking at?
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Nothing! Nothing.
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One more thing.
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Do you buy scratch cards?
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On occasion I have had a punt, yeah.
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Do you have any
on your person?
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No, none, none. Check my pockets.
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No need for that.
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I'll see you
at the station, at 4pm.
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Cheerie bye!
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You threw it in the bin?
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Craw, think carefully. Where did
the cleaner take the bin bag?
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She put it in her wee trolley,
took it through the back.
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Oh, she put it in her wee trolley...
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Hey hey hey, calm doon.
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That must mean there's a skip
roond the back of the bookies.
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Pull it!
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What're you lot up tae?
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Eh... We're concerned citizens.
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I'm sure you're aware
of the toxic waste
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that companies are dumping
round about here.
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Aye. Toxic waste, aye?
Fae the bookies?
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Beat it afore I phone the polis.
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Got yous on camera.
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Beat it.
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I cannae believe you threw 100 grand
in the bin, like it was nothing.
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He's the only one at the counter.
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If we can distract him,
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get him away from the counter
so he cannae see the CCTV,
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we can steal back the bin bags
and then get our ticket.
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So who's gonna distract him?
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Oh, no. No way.
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You are the only one he's no seen.
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You're the only one
that can...distract him.
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Come on, it's 25 grand each, Kaitlin.
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Baw deep.
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Alright?
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Eh...what can I do for you?
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Oh! What can you do me for?
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It's a really good question if you...
know what I mean?
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You gonna answer it?
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Oh, would you like me to...
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..answer it?
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That would be helpful.
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I was wondering if you could, em...
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..give me the odds for somethin'?
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And what is that something?
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What are the odds of you...
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..slipping in me like a sleeping bag?
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What?
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'A sleeping bag?!'
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Did you want him to
go in you feet first?
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You tellt me to flirt.
What was I meant to say?
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"How d'you like your sausage
in the morning, smoked or blown?"
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"You look like a hard worker,
I've got an opening you can fill."
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"I don't need a spoonful of sugar
to swallow you."
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Look, I've only had
the one boyfriend.
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We were together since school,
unlike the tramps you go with.
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What about Jessica?
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No way.
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I'm not doing that.
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How no?
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Because I have standards,
principles and morals.
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We'll give you five grand.
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So how's it been
living with Crawford?
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It's alright.
262
00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:05,880
Last night we'd a couple of drinks
263
00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:07,720
and then we played
a game of film parade.
264
00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:08,760
Film parade?
265
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:09,880
Aye, it's like charades
266
00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:12,840
only you dress up like a character
from a film and act out a scene.
267
00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:16,920
You come to my house
on the day of my daughter's wedding
268
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:19,120
and you don't show no respect.
269
00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:21,200
Here's Johnny!
270
00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:23,960
Welcome to the party pal!
271
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,400
Robo-polis!
272
00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:29,000
Sounds like a laugh.
273
00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:30,040
Aye, it was at first.
274
00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:32,640
And then things steered
in a disturbing direction.
275
00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:36,280
Oh! Hi sweetie!
276
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:43,480
That's nothing compared to what
happened at breakfast this morning.
277
00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:54,280
He microwaves his pants?!
278
00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:57,960
Says microwaving them
keeps it toasty on a cold morning.
279
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:05,160
And his bawsack
looks like a goblin's purse.
280
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:07,840
Mornin'.
281
00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:14,360
It's ruined walnut whips for me, man.
282
00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:16,480
The beaver's...
283
00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:19,960
Alright there?
284
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,280
Oh, yous are a bit edgy.
285
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:22,840
God dammit Crawford!
286
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,000
What's wrong with you?
287
00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:25,440
Jessica's in position.
288
00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:27,680
Aye, she said it was
absolutely massive.
289
00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:29,400
Aye, you'd have been so proud.
290
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:34,160
I need to call you back Gran, right?
Love you.
291
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,000
Hiya.
292
00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:42,160
Ah, my grandad's not feeling well
293
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:44,960
and he asked me to
put a bet on for him.
294
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,160
Aye sweetie. Eh...
295
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:51,760
I had written down the horses
he wanted but I've lost it.
296
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,600
Do you know what race it's at?
297
00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:54,640
North...
298
00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:56,640
Och, North...
299
00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:58,360
Hampton?
300
00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:01,880
Northampton, yes!
If I saw it I would know it.
301
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:04,320
Can you help me?
302
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:07,360
# JAZZ FUNK
303
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,320
Let me just get the sheets.
304
00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:39,360
So what do you do, Jessica?
305
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:42,120
Mm, trying to figure that out.
306
00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:44,680
I recently moved here
for a fresh start.
307
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:47,520
Ah right. That's...inspiring.
308
00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:53,320
I think I know what you mean,
like taking control your own life,
309
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,640
not answering to others.
310
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:58,160
I'm only in here
till my music career takes off.
311
00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:00,560
You couldnae hold your water,
never mind a tune
312
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:01,640
you soppy wee shite.
313
00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:04,000
Now get behind the counter
and put this on for me.
314
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:07,200
Could yous go any slower?
315
00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:08,240
Put it in!
316
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:13,160
How long have we got left?!
317
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,640
Don't know. I was just saying that
for intensity.
318
00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:27,000
Find out what you were looking for?
319
00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,040
And then some.
320
00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:31,640
Good luck.
321
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,080
Eh, Logan! Logan!
322
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:38,320
I was wondering,
what kind of music do you make?
323
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:43,960
The only kind I'm qualified in.
L-O-V-E.
324
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,000
Here, Tina Turnaff,
325
00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:47,520
cash this afore one of us is sick.
326
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:50,120
Hurry up!
327
00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:58,120
So...
328
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:01,040
Now you know how to place a bet,
you think you'll be back?
329
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,240
Is that your way
of asking to see me again?
330
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:07,360
I guess it is, aye.
331
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,840
I just got out of a relationship,
332
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:14,400
but if this bet comes through
I'll take it to be a sign.
333
00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:17,280
Could write a song about it.
334
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:19,640
Em, I could eat a tin
of alphabetti spaghetti
335
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:21,680
and shite oot better lyrics than him.
336
00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:26,320
Bye.
337
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:33,920
This is why folk call you
Mick the dick, Da.
338
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,840
Fiver each way ya wee fanny.
339
00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:40,560
We need a simple
but effective process.
340
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,680
Rip the bags open on the couch,
341
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:46,040
any scratch cards
we'll put on the table
342
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:49,320
and then gather up the rubbish
and put them in bin bags.
343
00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:51,480
I've no got any bin bags.
344
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:52,800
What? How no?
345
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,960
Kaitlin used the last one doing...
what was it again?
346
00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:04,160
I was a dementor fae
The Prisoner Of Azkaban.
347
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,760
You're demented if you think
that was a good film parade.
348
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:09,560
If I'm demented it's because of
the last film parade you did.
349
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,440
# SOFT PIANO
350
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,720
It's American Beauty!
351
00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:22,600
If I'd had real rose petals,
I'd have used them!
352
00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:24,840
It wouldnae have made it
any less disturbing!
353
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:26,160
Would yous two just stop?
354
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,920
Jessica, just leave
the rubbish on the couch,
355
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,840
the scratch cards on the table,
356
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:33,520
and I'll bring bin bags back wi' me.
357
00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:36,200
I'm not raiding through these bins.
358
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:39,960
It's only fair that we cut her in
evenly, and if it wasnae for Jessica
359
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,160
we wouldnae have got it back.
360
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:46,280
I mean,
it's only an extra 15 grand
361
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:48,400
To you.
362
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:49,840
Fine.
363
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,360
Let's go.
364
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:53,360
Oh, and Crawford?
365
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:57,560
I'm telling Legend
you've been stealing ketchup.
366
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:58,920
Aw, don't!
367
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:03,400
We're here to see DCI Hole.
368
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:09,200
Well, if it isn't the eager beavers.
369
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,280
That's your work order.
370
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:14,720
So we can make these statements
and get up the road.
371
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:17,920
What's the rush?
372
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,680
# TENSE MUSIC
373
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:37,400
'What is it you want, officer?'
374
00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:39,640
Inspector Hole.
375
00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:41,680
Don't mind if I do.
376
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:43,240
Heule!
377
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,280
Were you friends with Mr Heraghty?
378
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:47,840
- Hegarty.
- Haggarty!
379
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,640
- Heraghty.
- Haggarty?
380
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,480
No.
381
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,680
So his death didn't affect you?
382
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,280
Aye, course it did.
383
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,600
I mean he smelled the same
in death as he did in life.
384
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,920
'There he was. All deid.'
385
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,720
So he was dead
when you found him?
386
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:04,760
Oh, aye.
387
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:08,000
I just went straight to the kitchen,
rifled through the cupboards
388
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:10,040
and grabbed myself
a couple of biscuits,
389
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,320
as you do in a situation like that.
390
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:14,520
What kind of biscuit?
391
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:15,880
It was a custard creme.
392
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:17,480
Oh! Oh!
393
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,880
'One thing I did notice
about the body.'
394
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,480
For whatever reason
it stuck in my head.
395
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:28,120
He'd on a cracking pair
of walking socks.
396
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:32,120
Eugh!
397
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:35,960
T'as un clope?
398
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:40,320
You can't smoke in here...
because of the smoke alarm.
399
00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:42,040
Merci beaucoup.
400
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:45,680
Cup of tea. Yeah.
401
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,480
'You're sweating.'
402
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:49,200
Do you know what that tells me?
403
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:53,360
That I've got
a healthy immune system?
404
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:54,640
Carrying a burden.
405
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,600
'Kaitlin,
why are you doing this job?'
406
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:07,640
What?
407
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:09,840
Why? It's disgusting.
408
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:10,880
I know.
409
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:13,160
You ever thought about
joining the pigs?
410
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:19,720
'Secrets can be a heavy thing.'
411
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:20,960
They certainly can.
412
00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:24,200
Now tell me what it is.
413
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:27,400
One.
414
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:29,440
I promise you will feel much better.
415
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:30,480
Much much better.
416
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:32,600
Two.
417
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:34,240
Much, much, much...
418
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:36,200
That's enough.
419
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:38,520
Three.
420
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:40,560
I've got...
421
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:43,560
..non-motile sperm.
422
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:45,960
Agh!
423
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,400
Stupid...!
424
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:53,760
Unless I'm under arrest or you've got
any charges I'd like to go.
425
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,160
I mean, I'm still hungry.
426
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:01,640
Get in there with the rest of them.
427
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:04,440
He must know something.
428
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:06,520
After Jock we're home free.
429
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:12,600
Was all of that really necessary?
430
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:14,640
No.
431
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:15,760
You're free to go.
432
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:18,920
Inspector Hule.
433
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:19,960
Heule.
434
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,280
This man would like to speak to you
regarding Joe Heraghty's death.
435
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:24,960
Haggarty.
436
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,360
Did he have a winning scratch card
when he was found?
437
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:28,400
Why?
438
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:31,080
He was always buying
they stupid scratch cards.
439
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:34,320
I had a fake winning ticket made
and switched it in the boozer.
440
00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:37,240
There was no such scratch card..
441
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:38,880
Thank God.
442
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:40,960
You got him a fake winning
scratch card?
443
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,520
I thought I'd caused him to have
a heart attack. It was only a joke!
444
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:46,400
Bastard!
445
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:49,320
'Fake!'
446
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:52,920
This ticket is fake!
447
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:56,040
Look.
448
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:59,880
We stood by each other.
We risked a lot.
449
00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:03,160
And we did it together,
for each other.
450
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:06,720
And that is the definition
of real friendship, eh?
451
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:08,520
Mm. Mm, mm.
452
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:11,960
That literally means nothing to me.
453
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,400
Legend, whisky.
454
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:17,920
Lunch break is over.
Three hours ago.
455
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:19,520
Rrgh!
456
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:23,440
Can't believe I seduced some
innocent guy, raided through bins,
457
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:27,880
threw away my morals, my dignity,
just for money.
458
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:29,720
You never actually got any money.
459
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:34,040
Bookies guy was cute though.
460
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:37,320
Just don't ask him to slip in you
like a sleeping bag.
461
00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:39,080
You're such a dick.
462
00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:40,400
What's this?
463
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:43,720
Invoice. For the tomato sauce sachets
you've been stealing.
464
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:45,920
I hope you've learned your lesson
Crawford.
465
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:51,600
Living the life of a criminal
will always ketchup wi' you.
466
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:54,600
Ketchup...
467
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:57,600
Never mind.
468
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,200
What're you watching?
469
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:20,120
The music channel.
470
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,160
That'd be better if you
turned it up...
471
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:23,440
No, don't!
472
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,520
That no the wee guy that
used to work in the bookies'?
473
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:32,560
Logan Rossi, YouTube sensation
turned international music superstar.
474
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:34,000
Overnight.
475
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,200
He asked you out, didn't he?
476
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,080
Imagine if you'd said aye.
477
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:44,040
You could be there with him now,
touring Europe.
478
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:47,560
But instead, you're here wi' me.
479
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:52,240
Oh well, never mind. Plenty more fish
in the sea, pebbles on the beach.
480
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:53,400
Cookies in the...
481
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:54,440
Thanks, legend
482
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:57,240
Now while you're here,
that reminds me,
483
00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:58,640
you're workin' Saturday,
484
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:01,640
cos my wife has got me tickets
to go and see that wee prick.
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