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Congratulations, Mr. And Mrs, Ma,

Your twins i1s really lovely,

Look. their noses are exactly Iike yours.

Yea, everybody from my family has a big nose,

It's be even better if they' re fraternal twins,

I f our daughter has a nose Iike yours

who wants her?

Isn't it great with two dragons now?

Give me the two dragons then,

Sergeant!

Sign in at the register.

Call the headquarter, tell them I've got Crazy K, eung

They look exactly the same

lts difficult to separate them

K, nock on wood and reword yourself!

Don't talk about splitting them apart,

The convict escaped!

Be good. my son

Who are you?

Who is it? Why are you here?

Return my son to me

How dare you lay a hand on me?

Please don't... K, eung, The child is innocent

Don't do anything rash

Open fire!

Give me back my son!

How dare you fight over something with me? Get lost

Go away!

You bastard!

Freeze. How could that impact not kill you?

You animal! You wouldn't even leave mercy on a child?!

Cordate Telosma

I will sing for you

boss! You still haven't gone home when it's so late at ni

Are you looking for someone to drink with you?

You don't drink, I drink!

The infant is missing, Only a wheelchair remains,

Keep searching! — Got it.

You can't even protect a baby.

What kind of policemen are you?

They're crying in such sorrow

They're crying in such sorrow

Will they be in America for good?

Pass them a handkerchief!

Thanks!

Yuen Ting, when did you had a baby with Yiu?

hold him, Who'd have a baby with him. I found him in the =

He's so cute

Hey. kid! Fork over your protection fee

Take this. idiot!

Stay there. you little bastard

How did this happen?

Hey!

Hi!

He was molesting me!

What? Who dare to do that!

Stay there!

He just suddenly wanted to beat me up. Die—Hard.

Fight back!

Sure!

C'mon.

Come and hit me!

Finish 1t and leave

There they are!

Beat him up!

Go to hell!

Don't hurt the 1nnocent.

Happy birthday, Yau Ma

Happy birthday. — Thanks, Mom!

A pretty girl!

Love remains i1n our dreams

Heart—to—heart with no regrets

Each day, we meet and share our Iives together

Our hearts come close for eternity

Nothing to consider regardless of the situation

Nice

Nice sale for the night.

Cheers — Cheers

Is this good to drink?

)plit it amongst the brothers —Split it amongst the brother

Brother Wai, let's take a look at the photos!

- Wing. your driving technique is much better than Speedy K

with your reputation in Princess Margaret Road and the Eas

they can't even be considered racing

ter how hard they step on the pedal without your seal of af

Alright let's give a toast to Brother Wing

Cheers

Die—Hard. over here!

What's wrong with you? Why are you all dressed up?

We're going to make it big

Of course, it'd have to look cool

Where's the weapon?

Brought 'em right here!

still don't understand why you have insist on dressing up

Negotiation!

Ilron Wing was trying to seduce my girlfriend!

You have a girlfriend? I didn't know that

need to tell you about it? Am I required to write a repor

She's gorgeous

This Filipino maid is your girlfriend?

What bad taste! Doesn't she look Iike Maradonna?

Maradonna's a soccer player

If you're coming to open negotiations. please go ahead!

You still tak e me as your boss after all.

Brother Wing. let's sing a duet! G'mon...

Alright

Don't be shy. Brother Wing

Bring her up to a room and get it done,

Forget about the mood and the atmosphere

This room has been book ed for 3 days already

Sorry Sir

It's a full house tonight

Sing!

Can destiny give results to love?

Can an oath guarantee that love is real

Spending time apart doesn't mean it's either good or bad

The song hasn't even finished! Get back to where you are.

Die—-Hard.

No other way. okay?

We're here to negotiate, We won't need any tables, ok ay?

Why are you standing there lik e an idiot?

Go back up to sing! —No more singing,

Who said so?

I did,

And just who do you think vyou are?

I 'm Tarzan. He's my bodyguard, Die—Hard

I 've never heard of your name,

Who are you to talk to me?

Are you guys scared of being outhumbered?

Not that many!

Go get the microphone! — Yes!

You tak e the microphone!

I can't sing.

I 'm here to flirt with you no I'm here to save you

Save me? You or him?

Take the speakers away,

Die—-Hard

How to fight with the microphone?

How dare you lay a finger on my girl?

Boss. . . Die-Hard. come and save me!

Damn you!

Why haven't you draw your weapons?

Freeze!

Don't move!

Are you alright?

I paid $800 to rent this suit, what do you think?

Don't move! Don't move. ..

Don't move!

Don't move!

Don't move! Don't move. ..

My hand hurts!

I went a Ilittle overboard

Are you alright? Don't be afraid.

Are you Die—Hard? — Yes!

I can knock down 5 people with my bare—hands

My bullets can hit another. ..

Whatever....but anyway, it's alot

Come forward if you are willing to sacrifice for your boss

Come forward!

Go away! — We're leaving, boss,

Leaving?! Who's going to compensate for my loss?

I 'm not letting go that easily

Pass me your gun. Let me show off a bit with it

We've had enough of that

You did. not me

This gun is too Iight

Stop nagging!

k neel down. k owtow and apologize

lt's a fak e?

What are you doing?

It cost me a few dollars, what do you expect,

Let's run.

Get thenm.

Shut the door. Pull the latch down!

Don't run!

Stay!

Damn you!

lron cloth!

lt's cool now.

Die—-Hard.

Your turn, -ok ay

What now? You can't beat me. What a shame!

How can you maintain a good name?

Get up!

Excuse me!

Damn you!

Die-Hard. I'm coming to save you!

Why's it always Ilike this?

Great! Great!

Who are you to compete with me? Look at yourself

Twice as shorter than me

You're not any better, baldy!

Ah Wai

You're Ah Wai

In our profession, we only beat the big one

You wanna embarasse yourself again?

Can't be as worse as you

Hold on! Hit the left leg, will ya?

ve me the right leg to control the gas when the car is rac

What did you say? A car race

Lik e you wanna compete with me?

‘Il kick your ass, lron Wing!

You know what happened to Speedy Kuen?

His broke his ribs last time in the last race

Speedy K, uen is nothing!

r headlights can't even spot our pumps on Princess Margare

Any drivers can beat him,

Who do you think you are?

I am k nown for my driving sk ill in Macau racetrack s

Princess Margaret Road is nothing to me

Fine, I'll race you in Macau

How much will you wage your bets on?

Mak e 1t 3.. ..

30. 0007 Deal!

You kidding me? I am talking about 300. 000,

Sure! 300.000 is nothing to me

300, 000?!

I "Il keep your I.D. cards

Get your money

"Il meet you at the pier in the morning after tomorrow

Let's see who' Il win 1n Macau

at are you to race with him? You can't even start your engi

Do you guys remember me?

Hop, ma'am! — Jump in!

Thanks,

Thanks so much for that.

I "ve been work ing at the karaoke for the past few days

lron Wing is always coming to watch my performance

If you weren't there

he would have harassed me to sleep with him

It's alright, It was my pleasure

Is your name really Die—Hard?

Yes

This is such a weird name, What about you?

Tarzan!

Don't you k now him?

Never been 1ntroduced

Didn't you say she's your girl?

Sooner or later, she'll be my girl

Damn you! Get outta here, I need to talk to you,

Die—Hard... Die—-Hard!

Don't let a girl ruin our friendship

I 'm about to get her,

I can risk my Ilife for you You should know what you've got.

think there's a possibility that Maradonna would ever Iik

Look at the color of her hair, will ya?

She's make you a cuck olded.

Never say never.

nothing...nothing is Impossible

Damn you

am here to mak e a living, I don't want people recognize m

What's your name again?

Barbara!

Miss Barbara, please tell our hero

Would you ever fall for him?

Him?!

Keep those words to yourself

I got It

My boss hardly fall for girls

Take good care of him for me!

Take her out, I am heading home

Mr, Ma

Is it your first concert in Hong Kong?

Y es, it is!

How can I raise $300, 000?

Where's my money, Chan?

Didn't you use my car to race last time?

How much will you pay for that?

Dude, you bet on that too!

You won and you took your share of the bonus

That was my boss' car, The engines all fell apart

That couldn't ever cover the repairing cost

What are you trying to say?

This car just had a respray

Damn you

You wanna show your boss this picture?

Don't even blackmail me with that

oss didn't know Susan at the time when I got romantic with

Is that so? But there's no date indicated in this photo

Tarzan! Print another few copies, it's on him,

We'll send a copy to everyone in the hotel

Sure, I'll mark it down!

My boss’' will be transferred to another post in Japan next

Let's see how you're gonna blackmail me

You're never repairing my cars anymore

After today. just forget about it,

'l go tak e a leak, the washrooms here are very nice

Hurry up! We'll have to leave once we grab the money

"Il be quick.

So you think vyou're better with a bigger car, eh?

I 'm sorry

Mr, Ma, Here we are

I didn't know the washrooms are in the car

50 you' re living it up. huh? Pretending to have good taste®

Are you messing around with me? How dare you,

Quch! My ass

< id! You've got it all wrong. I don't lik e playing with 1

Then what is it that you play with?

Tarzen. Why are you squatting there?

t fooling around, Stop pretending you have good taste, will

Dare to hit me?!

Damn you. That's ridiculous,

Sorry

Welcome Mr. Ma

This way ,

ls this a mirror?

It's not 200, 000. it's 400. 000 shares

Yau Ma

Do you still recognize your uncle?

Uncle Tong

Wow. long time no see. Come over here I,

Look. you still recognize her?

She's your childhood playmate. Tong Sum

She used to play the flutes with you

Come and give a greeting, daughter dear.

This i1s how encounters are supposed to be

She's a nurse

new you were back so she quit her job to take good care o

II'm not sick

Since it's your first time back in Hong Kong

You can easily catch endemic

You're an international ly famous conductor

If you get sick

you can't do anything. and

II go get a change of clothes, Alright, we' Il do more catcl

Pull that Iower

I have a boyfriend

l'm finding you a husband, not a boyfriend

What about R ocky?

Stal lone?

No, Frankie Lok

I call him R ocky

Rock y tells people to work hard too

Hold this first aid kit

Your dad is even more powerful than R ocky

I 'm handIl ing seven at a time in the mark et

I hope 1t work s out between you and him

Then our business with the Ma's family would be fine

This 1s struggling to succeed

The mark et's quiet bad nowadays

Yau Ma, My daughter is look ing for you

Remember to "feel by touch”. now get in there

It's all up to you, daughter dear

Alright, just leave them there

Sigh. there's a lot of medicine

I thought Uncle was just jok ing

So nurses dress this sexy nowadays?

You're exposing everything

The top part

ak e any medicinal products and vitamin pills since I was

If I k new it earlier, I wouldn't bring so many over

Come, have a seat,

ring a sk irt so tight is gonna affect your blood circulat

Wrong posture is problematic too

Your spine must be hurting right now

How do you k now?

Come, get into bed

Already?!

Don't be nervoue, tak e it slow. Take it easy.

I 'm all yours —-your hand

Do whatever you want,

Here. raise your leg

Relax

lt's almost done?

Isn't it easier with my clothes off?

Patience!

Isn't this what you would call "foreplay”?

I 'm doing some warm up for you

To help your blood circulation

Are you ready?

relax... is it getting comfortable yet?

Hey... fell asleep already?

It must be tiring for you to twist this hard

I grew up and learnt here

Never thought of leaving this place

/e never heard people wanting to sneak back to the mainle

That's what mak es us cool

We're the first ones. aren't we?

We may get listed in Guinness Book of World R ecords

Is there any cash prize?

I 'd have to split everything with you. Hold onto this

Me again? What about you?

I 'm calling Barbara

Did she give you her number?

I can check the white page, stupid!

Damn you

I 'd have to give you a lot of credit here

You wok e up

It was so comfortable last night,

Can I get you any drinks, missy?

Well. aren't you a little late, boss?

Don't bother me, You go talk to him

What's up with him?

I don't wanna talk about i1t. ask him

Where's the money?

Tarzen. it's time to pay up!

You pay

The money's with you

Right,

Mak e it cheaper, yea?

Just pay him,

You stole this boat

And it costed you nothing. You're making a fortune here!

Call me when you get to Shantou

Hey. what's Barbara's last name?

Barbara? Of course i1t's Bar.

Snaky Sun. do we have enough gas for the boat?

Yesg!

Something's wrong, Snak y Sun betrayed us

No boat?

No, but a lot of people came to send us off,

They are too friendly

Check it out, run!

Where did you throw away my phone book?

You can call 1 08 for the number, R elease the ropes!

They're down there!

Hurry up!

Start it, Start the boat!

Freeze!

Crap... we can't make it

Why don't you say goodbye to our boss before you leave?

Return ashore

You're funny,

Get back ashore. I can't swim,

Stewed celery with vegetable, plus an egg. — What?

I said "Bullshit”

Sit still

Block the boat. ..

Can't

Stewed celery with vegetable, plus an egg

What the hell was that?

ut on your lifejacket and stop standing here with bul lshit

Get them. ...

Jump into the cars and get them

Yesg!

Sit still and hang in there

t's so eye—catching if we sailed to the high seas Iike thi

what are you doing?

This is so springy, I feel lik e sailing,

I feel weird since I arrived in Hong Kong,

But... I was never on a boat.

I am not sure If this i1s seasick.

Dad said he'll lend you this car

So it's more convenient for you

lt's useless

I 'm unfamiliar with the roads here, I'd be lost.

Gimme a buzz if you're lost

It's shaking Iike crazy,

It's shaking a lot because we're close to the seas

I think you oughta sit a Ilittle further down

The waves around here are crazy

Stop him. stop him.

You're too careless

Pull over and I'Il beat him up to death Be careful

Go to hell!

That's a huge grouper!

Let it go, We're running for life,

Go to hell

Got it

A barge!

Tarzen

Got one

Hit them. Hit them, you idiot!

They've slowed down. go get them down.

Die-Hard. I'Il go first

We haven't arrive Shantou yet. Hold on for a bit,

'l get them down for you

Die-Hard. I'm alright, No need for revenge

Shoot us eh? Shoot us with fish gun?

I can't drive. Help

Look ahead. ..

A dead end!

Help!

Sigh... what luck!

Have a Iook!

Tarzen

Great. great!

Watch out!

Are you blind? Watch out for pedestrians!

Be careful of the car!

Brother Wing!... Are you ok ay?

Get the bill!

Sorry for getting you all wet. ..

We're ashore now

Why don't you go change and,

we'll drink somewhere else

It's alright, I'm afraid you'll go back to the boat

Thank you!

It's fine

we'll find somewhere distance from the sea

What are they doing? Drama practice, perhaps

Tarzen

Tarzen... Tarzen. ..

Are we there yet? It's so noisy!

No, vyou're still in Hong Kong,

You're luck y. only some minor scratches

and the bumper is slightly dented

All parts of Iron Wing fell apart

Most likely, a total loss

Brother Wing... Brother Wing. ..

Shut up

I can't even hear his heartbeat

Are you a doctor?

What are you talk ing about?

Are you a doctor?

Are you blind? Don't I look Ilik e one?

Fine, we don't need vyou,

got an expert with supernatural power to help our young m

Get out of the way!

Supernatural power?!

This kind a medical technology is so behind

You can go now

Excuse me. everybody step back

I don't wanna hurt you with my force.

Out of breath?

No, my energy hasn't transferred yet

Get out of the way. It's very powerful

It's alright now

Get on with 1t. ..

Get on

Dude, I've practiced feat of strength too

Let's see whose energy is more powerful

Stop interrupting, I'm saving a life here

Wow. That's too much!

Eat slowly, it's hot

Damn you.

Hey! Don't stop my boss from eating

This hospital i1s protected by us

Hey brother. you're stepping into a death trap

We'll move, brother

Alright!

My little bro...

Don't move!

If you can leave this hospital,

then I ' 1l denounce my title as Tso, the legal advisor

I was gonna use Wing to do something

Look what you did to him

I k now your driving skills aint that bad

You' Il I take his place

To do what?

Don't ask

From now on. k eep you cell phone on in the next 24 hours

On call

Otherwise, prepare to receive Tarzan's corpse!

Let's go

Mood. What I want are the emotions

Simply reading the notes to play is too robotic

There's no mood, No heart that anyone will appreciate,

Look at,

My hand. my face, my eyes, my feet

Follow my body language to play music

express the emotion inside the music

ok?!

I need your feelings! Fuse it...

with the music

Hel lo

Tong Sum. where are you? Speak up!

I 'm busy right now, R ocky

Are you with another man?

How would I have another boyfriend?

I 'm not lying to you

"Il call you again in a few days

I 'm helping my father with some business

Tong Sum!

ls that him?

You're ditching me for a street performer?

My dad's business is collapsing

That's the mood I'm looking for!

use your instruments to express your feelings. not your st

Instruments eh?

Run! Or he'll beat you up to death!

Dare to flirt my girl?

Tarzen treated you so well

The least you could do is give him a visit

Who says women are soft—hearted?

I "ve begged for the whole day without any response

No gas

You can buy gas anytime

But confidence can't be bought

Take him as a friend

And give him some moral support

I 'm afraid he' Il go insane if I go see him

Go i1nsane?

You can cure him and he can have "A Better T omorrow"!

"Why me"?

Which movie are you talking about?

I k now, Chow Yun Fat has starred in Why me

I k now movies very well

Table for two

Two? This way please!

Aren't you seated already?

Don't mention Tarzan

I 'm also not too fond of you

Don't you start laying the blame on me

Sir. please don't lean against the glass

You're pressing against the gentleman on the other side

Mister... please don't lean against the glass

10 good for you to press against the gentleman on the other

Can you settle down?

Didn't your mom tell you about table manners?

You and him are birds of a feather

People do change

Alright, I love music. do you?

Music?!

Are you done singing?

What's music?

What else have you got to say?

Who was that just now?

My boyfriend

He's like an angel from hell

He's my partner in the fitness gym

What? Aren't you a nurse?

I don't care about his occupation

lt's about the click

Then, what shall I say to him?

Say whatever you want to say

I understand the hearts of men very well

With the way you treat him

He's bound to have a fight with me

Hey. they ' re not talking to you

Go explain it to him

I 'm so lost lately

Other than the fact that you're not as manly as him

I 've actually gotten quite fond of you

What's the use if you're fond of me?

I didn't say it, Someone else did!

But you should see him

Fine! Then. 1'll go with you to visit him

I 'm taking no responsibility if anything happens

Don't worry, I'IIl take care of everything

Bring us the bill please

Ok ay, coming

Wait for me at the door. I'm going to the washroom

n't we head home earlier for today? I have a rehearsal to

and

Here's your bill, sir!

I didn't order anything, What's the bill for?

Something's wrong with my eyes

Sir. here's your bill!

He's not that mean after all

Here comes your partner again

Go hide yourself

What about 1t? — Go hide

Tong Sum

You jerk! Stay there!

You're mock ing on my girlfriend, jerk!

Easy there, R ocky! Don't be stupid

You jerk. ..

Don't get so rash!

Tong Sum. I want you do know

what a real man 1s — R un

He'll k ill you

"1l knock you out, you street performer!

Stand still. Tong Sum

What's going on. buddy?

Don't hit him. get me instead

Missy, why are you so nice to a stranger?

Get away!

Run. 1'Il hold it for you.

Hurry up and run!

Missy

You're hurting my male ego by saying that here

Muscles!

Here's your change, mister!

Keep the change

This sport wear... Hold her

Hold i1t

Are you done yet?

I don't k now you.

I don't k now you either

Sorry!

What took you so long!

What are you scared for?

Didn't pay the bills? —II did!

There aren't your clothes

You stole this after walk ing around?

What? Steal what?

Playing coy with me. aren't you?

What a nice car

U are using your customer’'s car in your garage. aren't yol

Not bad. Does it belong to a doctor or a lawyer?

Where are you going. miss?

Let's go

Real leather!

Stop it...

What a cheap ass.

Your turn!

You're playing dirty tricks,

We gotta go! — Sir. I rented this booth to work

I don't want to bother you. he was hitting me first

Hey! I really don't know you

Don't know huh?

I don't k now you two either

"Il kick vyour head

Knee?!

Damn you!

Look out

So you're sk illed in combat too

This is frustrating They are expensive

Everything is gone

Hey. punk! Why didn't you borrow it to me?

It's all gone!

Gotta pick up as much as I can

That's enough for you!

lI'll retaliate if you insist to continue

You're hitting my face —I told you to stop

Just a second

My stuff was all broken. Who's gonna pay me back?

Honestly. the loser pays. right?

Again?!

You're pretty strong.

'l going. He is rich

You're rich! Pay for it, now! I have nothing!

Nothing eh?

He hit me!

Marve lous!

I never k new you before

What are you doing?

From this moment onwards, I'Il really get to know you

I think so. What do you want?

Stop making jokes!

Stop making jokes? Let's make something else

What's your name. missy?

Barbara

You've ask ed me that 1 0 times already, Die—-Hard!

I'm not Die-Hard. II'm Yau Ma!

Missy, where can I tak e you to?

To see Tarzen!

Tarzen? You wanna watch that movie?

Well. you did say we'll visit him

I did?

It's a waste of talent if you're not an actor

Right, I took opera in university.

You sing opera?!

Sure, I do!

Very good, not bad at all

You know that too?

Sure, I do!

I got my 9th grade in piano when I was 8,

When I was 12. I got into the R oyal Music Conservatory

Got the Beethoven Conducting Award when I was 20

I k now, and you're rich too!

Welll

>0 you must have returned from studying abroad in another c

How did you know?

Oh, of course

So you have a very keen interest in music, right?

My father was a piano teacher in Mainland China

know. the situation wasn't all that great several decades

He didn't leave me much

e only left him his knowledge to me so I can make a living

Too bad he passed away before I made his dreams come true

You'll have the chance

Its so big!

Hey. you made me so comfortable last time

Can you do it for me again?

I 'm good at repairing cars and nothing else

"Il wait for you in bed

This joke has gotten really big

I can probably do that too. I'III try it out on her

What about it? Beethoven!

You wanna listen to some Beethoven?

Stop!

What's wrong?

Keep going!

Nothing, next song

Ok ay

Give it a try. C'mon!

Me?! No... Don't!

C'mon.

Close your eyes

Imagine it's your recital

Can achievements bring you to a determined rank?

Can money and reputation mak e you a better person

Success and failure might not determine victory and loss

fficult to differentiate between pretty and ugly. good anc

Can the importance of a lover be measured

Although, everything can't be clearly identified

If you love him so deeply. you don't need to ask

Love remains i1n our dreams

Heart—to—heart with no regrets

Each day, we meet and share our Iives together

Our hearts come close for eternity

Nothing to consider and regardless of the situation

What's wrong? I'm waiting for you. Hurry up!

Damn you!

Can destiny give results to love?

Can an oath guarantee that love is real

Spending time apart doesn't mean it's either good or bad

Love is blind, and hard to distinguish

Can the importance of love be measured?

You drink and smoke?

I get drunk several times each night.

What were we doing just now?

You asked me to get on bed!

It wasn't ik e that last time

Haven't I had sex with you before?

What kind of person did you think I am?

1dn't tak e you as a whore, Don't tak e me as a gigolo eitl

Whore? Gigolo?

Go grab the phone

You thought we're shopping in a red light district?

What music recital were you talk ing about just now?

That's what I 'm here for

What? When are you going to stop k idding around?

Hey! My boss is off to Japan

So don't give me any threats

You're so rude! What's your name?

Security!

Die—Hard. stop playing around

Kick him out!

Sir... — What's the matter?

It's nothing. He's just causing a ruck us here. I want to

Mr, Ma — Yes!

You understand that your boss has been sent to Japan

This happened because of his attitude towards the guests

In fact I -—-Apologize right away

Sorry!

Go back to your work It's alright!

Nice meeting you. Mr, Ma

Alright enough, It's ok,

I am sorry!

I 'm heading back to my room

Mr, Ma, your concert at Z2pm is about to begin

Right, I almost forgot

I think you should tak e a rest

We'll keep it a secret

Enjoy!

Your last name's Ma? — Yes!

Artists need love too

Why did you dress me Iike that

Honestly. one night stand is nothing

hink you can do whatever to me? — What are you talk ing a

Come, let's have a k iss

ehave! Thousands of people are waiting for your performanc

You're kidding me! Me and you?

Zip it up! —Hey! Tak e it easy,

Elevator's here, hurry up...

Where are we going to?

How much did you pay for the show?

The rent's $2000 per day

$20007?

U.S, dollars

This little game is really pricy

Here comes trouble

Run quick! — For what?

Stop fooling around

I 'm not fooling around — Who is he?

I don't k now

Master — What?

Please take me as your student, Master!

I beg you to tak e me iIn

I want to learn from you

Learn from me? — Yes!

Please take me and teach me

What grade were you in?

8th grade K, arate and 9th grade T aekwondo

You wanna learn from him with this kind of qualification?

Please take me

I guess there's misunderstanding

II'm a musician

I k now Do—Re—Me but not Ka-ra—-te

I don't lik e fighting either

Y ea, he doesn't like fighting

But he has supernatural powers

Supernatural powers?

Master. I also don't lik e to fight

I 'm a changed man

Look. 1t was you who gave me these bruises

Everyone one of them.

Represent my determination to become your disciple

Did you really beat him up lik e that?

You've got it wrong.

He didn't beat me It was a lesson brought upon by Master

Even looks convincing too

Please. master. Take me as your disciple! No

I beg you

'l tak e you

Great... this is so great.

Master. when will I begin my lessons with you?

Right away

Go buy a piano and play it daily for 6 hours

Piano?

What 1s that for?

To practice your fingers

Oh right. for strength on my fingers

I understand. master

When shall I begin the practice?

Right away. Now say goodbye

Goodbye. master

Goodbye. master

ls that your wife?

Byebye. ... —Nonsense

Let's leave 1t as 1t iIs

Take care. Master! —-Bye

1is bulk v guy that you hired definitely has terrible actir

Who'd be convinced of you?

I don't even believe it myself

Crap! I have to get to the press conference

What? A press conference?

Let's go

You really look I1k e a musician

What? I am one

You thought I was lying all along?

Obviously

But I'm falling for it

I have no idea where she's taking me to

When would this end?

I 'm going to the washroom first

Again?

What's wrong with Barbara?

She keeps following me

Ghost!

Why do you look exactly the same as I do?

Even the clothes Iook the same

Y eah!

Are you human or ghost? Why are we exactly the same?

Right, II'm glad I ran into you here

lt'd cause a scene 1f others see It

Oh, that short hair girl must have thought I was you.

That's why she dressed me Iike this

Damn you

That long hair girl thought I was you!

That's why she thought I was lying about the concert

Concert? You're the street performer!

So?

It's nothing. Hey. do you get it now?

I got I1t, R emember to return my clothes to me

I don't want to cause another ruckus

Alright, You also shouldn't mention to the girl. ..

that I disguised myself as you, ok ay?

You know Barbara?

What? You've seen Barbara?

l'm not sure Iif 1t was her

She just jumped into my car

And kept saying to see Tarzen

So I just bought her the movie

Hey. why do we sneeze at the same time?

That's right!

Have you been on a boat lately?

Yeah!

My God! No wonder I felt seasick

Did you react when I came looking for a prostitute?

So. did you really do it?

Why should I tell you?

I hope that was not his reaction

Hey!. .

I don't Ilik e people patting my shoulder

You forgot your cell!

Thank. .. You

Damn street performer!

What took you so long?

Mr, Ma, this way please.

Done with the washroom?

Barbara, what are you doing here?

You alright?

You brought me here! Your room's really nice!

Since when have we been this close?

Today! In the room!

In the room?

Did you went up with me?

What's wrong with you? You forgot about it already?

What did I do?

What did he do?

He. ..

You don't know what you've done?

Do I have to k eep reminding you?

If he did i1t. I did 1t too

"Il see if you remember it!

dn't you say you were going to buy me a Tarzan movie on VH

When did Tarzan make a movie?

Stop that

Hey

Hey. Die—Hard

Die—Hard?

I "ve been look ing for you. You got to show up

I 'm not Die-Hard. You've got the wrong number

I grabbed the wrong cell phone

The phone belongs to him —Liar

Damn street performer

He must have done similar things I 've done

I "Il check up later

Hey. Die—Hard

I 'm inside. Where are you?

I 'm outside right now

Come on in! I have to protect Barbara

This place is so dangerous

I can't come in yet

Come out and explain in for me. okay?

I would have done 1t if I could

I 'm. ..

Hel lo. ..

Damn 1t. Out of batteries at this time!

Wait here for me, I'IIl go grab my phone

You're Iate

I won't be long

Wai's here for me, Stay there

Mr, Ma, this way please

Done? I've been waiting

Why is Wai waiting for me in the car?

Time's up

Stop fooling around

Let's go

Ok ay!

Where are we going to?

The concert!

Don't tell me he just left on that car

You saw 1t

You think I'm seeing things?

God When did you get off the car?

What's going on?

Nice, I gotta explain one thing to you

Don't touch me

You act as if you don't know us

I really don't

Tarzan's on our hands, So. don't you play tricks on me!

You guys Iike watching Tarzan too?

Just keep in mind that we have Tarzan

Mak e it clear, I'm confused

Barbara

I k new what happened when I was in the washroom

You knew? You just got out from there

And keep asking me what happened

What did I tell you then?

Do you wanna ask me again. what have you done?

No, but I'd be better if you tell me again.

take them both

Take them

Who are you people?

Hey. I don't k now the place. What do you want me to do?

Want you to save someone!

How great! Who do you want to rescue?

will be transferred to another prison today He's right in

you kidding? Car jack ing a patrol wagon is a serious offe

Vith your skills. it's time you should show us what you got

If you fail. you can say goodbye to Tarzan and Barbara

Calm down!

Relax

You look more nervous than I am

This 1s your concert

I didn't wanna come, You dragged me over here!

Don't fool around

Unless you say you' re not Yau Ma

I 'm really not Yau Ma. I 'm Die—Hard

Don't joke with your future, Now go!

I hate people making fun of one's future

If you walk away, that's it for Yau Ma

Why don't you go out?

Got no guts?

I 've got guts. but you're tak ing the consequence

I k now what the consequences are

So many people!

What are you doing?

How can I handle the crowd

Right, the baton

Ilsn't 1t a baseball bat?

We'll use a baseball bat next time

Damn you!

Take action!

Their firepower is so much stronger than ours

Contact headquarters

Back off, back off.

Don't be afraid, boss, I'm here to save you

Is that possible?

Take it easy! Don't be afraid —-Stop grabbing my hand

Wait for me here, relax,

You two. off the car — Yes!

What the hell? It won't budge!

The safety switch! Don't panic.

Calm down!

What?

Isn't that good enough for a porno?

Alright, cut that dialogue scene and

replace it with some scenes of bestiality

C'mon. be quick!

Look for something Ilike two bulls with a girl, no...

Two pigs to be exact!

Bulls or pigs? Make your choice and call him back

Hello — Who are you?

Die—Hard! Where are you? Come and save me

Bro. come help me too

I 'm performing for you at your concert

The conducting is a complete mess, brother!

orse than the Persian Gulf over here. Come and help me out

What's with Persian Gulf,

The Persian Gulf War! It's a battlefield out here

Listen if you don't believe me

What am I going to do now?

Scoundrel 's motto, if you don't realize the situation,

Do not reveal yourself

Normal ly under these circumstances

we should stay on the ground as much as possible

Did you hear me?

You are now tak ing my spot

Just do what you think II'd do with the situation

You're tak ing my spot as well.

Just do whatever you think I might do

Einstein once said

A good orchestra needs a conductor

A lousy one has an agitator

Get out!

Best of luck

out, go and open that patrol wagon —Let me cover my face f

You got a Iight?

Y es!

Damn you! I'Ill just do it!

It's started already

Start the car

This idiot still can't get it open

Who's that? He look s scary!

He's the boss of my boss

The biggest one?

u don't start driving quickly you will have the biggest tr

Start the car... Hurry up.

Feelings! ,

Start it up! What feelings?

Shut up!

Are you riding on a horse or starting up a car?

Run over him! Run over that bastard!

No way! That's illegal!

Don't run over him!

Are you alright. boss?!

"Il be going!

Start the car or I'll k ill you

Start it!

Brother Wai, they're here!

Step on the brakes. Step on it.... — You can do it!

What 1s that?

The brak e

What?

It's on fire!

Pull the hand-brak e!

You pull i1t. bro

Go rescues the boss!

Welcome, Mr. Ma!

I heard your concert was a success

We've prepared you some champagne for celebration

Mr, Ma is back!

Hel lo, welcome!

Is the VIP function room ready? I'm pleased!

It's all ready

May I know who are you?

Yau Ma

Then who was that other guy?

Ils he back vyet?

Who's back? — Yau Ma

People are all waiting for you

'l go tak e a shower first, I Il be right there

Shower?

Come on In

You damned band boy! You got me in a huge mess

I almost died!

Whatever. we re going back to ourselves

You're Die-Hard and I 'm Yau Ma, ok ay?

Hey. is there anything between you and Barbara?

No, of course not

This 1s my room

It's Tong Sum

Just hide upstairs for now

Alright, I'lIl leave you alone then

Thanks

Didn't you say vyou'll wait for me downstairs?

You haven't showered yet?

Everyone's waiting for you —Got it!

You go first, I'Il be right there

What?

Gimme a kiss

Dude!

'l be downstairs. waiting for you

Where's my purse?

Hey. are you alright? What are you doing?

Getting ready for shower? What else do you think it is?

It's getting complicated

What should we do now?

Tong Sum thought you were me

And Barbara thought I was you

I have no i1deas what to do

Honestly. is Tong Sum your girl?

Come to think of it

I think I prefer Barbara

Barbara is Tarzan's girl

Don't even think about that

Think about what? I don't even know this Tarzan

What?

Touching my good friend's girl is lik e touching my girl

You're like touching my girl, get it?

You touched my girl too

I didn't know she's your girl

I don't even care whose girlfriend she is

It's none of your business which girl I'm with

Say it again!

I can say whatever I want to say

What are you saying?

You are so rude

Yau Ma!

Are you alright

l'm fine

She's asking me, not you!

She tak es me as you. so I answered her

Who are you talk ing to?

What? She's my girlfriend

She thought she Iikes Yau Ma,

not Die—Hard!

Not necessarily, besides. we've already...

So you want her to k now that

she's been tricked by a fak e Yau Ma?

Open the door.

or I'l] ask someone to break iIn

Coming hide yourself, quick!

Just to mak e sure

Don't tak e advantage of her

Who's tak ing advantage of her right now?

If I do it, you do it too

What? -Use your brain to think

Intel lectual!

What were you doing?

Are you alright?

l'm fine

Who were you talk ing to?

Did I trick vyou?

No one's around, I was talking to myself

I 'm done. Let's go

What are you doing?

You got me all wet, I need a shower too

Shower?

Excuse me. I'd ik e to tak e another one

it's ok ay, we'll tak e it together

I'm fine now

We did 1t last time

Did we?

Not only once, remember what you did

We'll have to do it again afterwards

That bastard

Didn't you say no

Why are you taking off your clothes?

I changed my mind according to the circumstance

You weirdo

Now you're putting your clothes back on?

Me? I've never taken anything off

No?

Was that a daju vu?

What?

Set up the water!

The water's clean

Didn't you shower just now?

Y ea I did. but. ..

I usually like to fill it up again

A habit,

I 've got to get accustomed to this little habit of yours

I don't k now what to do

It's alright, I'm already all yours

You better not to tak e the bath

Otherwise we'll never finish

What 1s that?

Come here! We'll shower Iike we did back then

Oh behave!

Stop fooling around

People are waiting

Stop it. No —it's okay

What's wrong? Why are you vyelling at a mirror?

A mirror?!

Real ly?

Real ly?

You scared me

Yeah!

Where are you?

It's not a mirror. Yau, enough with the games

Stop fooling around

Hurry up!

Hurry up!

Stop fooling around

We're late, People are waiting for us

"Il clean it up for you, Come out soon

Hurry up!

Disgusting!

Crap

Operator... nothing. I wanna call a cab

What's wrong with you?

I just cleaned it up for you

You're naughty, c'mon. They're all waiting

Damn you!

What took you so long?

Who are you looking for?

I 'm here for Die—-Hard

What are you talk ing about. miss?

I think you've got the wrong room

I 've been to this room before

He brought me in there today

Barbara!

Would you go check if you've got the right room number?

Die—-Hard

Go and hide

Die—-Hard

Too shameful to see me?

I don't care who you're fooling around with

What?

Crazy Keung said you have to bring the briefcase

and see him at the Yau Lun Dock yard in an hour

Or else. Tarzan's dead

What's wrong with you?

You weren't Ilike that just now

Why did you change all of a sudden

No wonder you can pay for this room

You must have been a gigolo

Hey. what are you trying to say?

Who 1s she?

Barbara!

ls she your client?

No!

I 'm Tong Sum. he's my fiance

Fiance?

Barbara

Don't irritate me

Remember what you've promised me?

I promised

eople always had to give him reminders, how can he forget®

Why do you care so much about her?

Ok ay, this is crazy. I'm not sure if you two can tak e it

Die—Hard. Come out

Right now, Stop hiding.

He's afraid he might scare you.

Stop hiding! This is our only chance to explain ourselves

He has nowhere to go

We can find him for sure

Die—Hard. come out!

Not here!

Do I have schizophrenia?

It's all an illusion, There's no such person

The drawer

Il lusion?

Come out!

Real ly?

Tarzan's in trouble, you have to meet up with Crazy K, eung

Did she tell you where's Crazy Keung?

Yau Lun Dock vyard... I guess

and bring him the briefcase

Look after them

Are you coming back?

"Il be back if nothing happens to me

ls 1t that serious?

sr wants to take pictures, please proceed to the Function F

Thank you for your cooperation...

Manager Chan!

Mr, Ma!

This way please

Mr, Ma!

Die—Hard! — Mr, Ma!

Die—-Hard

Since we look so much alike, we gotta be brothers

Life i1s not fair

But I']] tak e 1t

If I had your good background

I guess, I could have done just as well

You can die for Tarzan

I wish I have a brother Iik e you

We'll go together

At least one of us can call for help

We'll have to dress the same

We've been waiting for you

May I know. ..

Be tough. this i1s no social gathering

Go!

So crowded!

Pass the briefcase over

Bring it over!

Don't move, Stay there

Pass the briefcase over —It's dynamite!

You wanna bet? It'II explode when I throw it

Or why do you think I dared to come alone

I 'm taking a piss

Go

Are the fish swimming? Breaststroke or backstrok e?

Where's Tarzan?

Close to the heaven!

Help, Die—Hard! Save me

I 'm stuck to a big magnet

Help!

Don't move, I'm scared. I'm so scared,

Are you Tarzan?

Help me, Die—Hard

You hung him up so high

How can I be so sure that i1s Tarzan?

Let him down and you' Il know

ls that clear enough for you?

When is Die—Hard going to arrive?

Does Ma Y au k now how to delay time?

Say something to prove you're T arzan

You bastard. you never lock the door when you pee

Your farts reek more than anybody

an the dog that belongs to the fat lady next door would fai

You pick nose regardless And you -0k ay ok ay

Am I really like this?

Alright, say something nice

Nice your ass, you sissy

Pass the briefcase over. or I'm dropping him

Don't move

Bro. someone sneaked iIn

Which one should I pick? I'll take a wild guess!

Help!

The negotiation is still going on Leave me alone. Help!

Trying to trick me?

Tarzan!

Oh! Thank heavens

Explosion?!

Come closer and it' IIl explode

Screw you! Beat him up!

Stand aside

Don't be mad. bro

That's all I have

Bro. behind you!

None of my damned business!

Let's check 1t out

Get up there

Fire! Help

Don't run, stay there!

Don't let go, kill him!

Go!

Watch out on me

Help!

That's alotta trouble

Tarzan! Go first

Got up so fast?

Hurry it up, will you?

I wanna hurry too

C'mon!

You have some supernatural power?

How did you get down already?

What are you talk ing about?

I can't move. Gimme a hand

He's up there. Go block them!

He's there. get him!

He's got nowhere to run

Damn it. Gotta give it a try

Be quick!

Freeze!

Seems Ilike 1t's over here. Go search around

Ok ay

Go check it out up there

Over there as well

Are they on your side?

Nope

Eight

Nine

Hurry up

Someone's here

Your turn

Ten

Someone's there

Hey

Keep on going

Someone's here for sure

I 'm not lying, -1 don't trust you

Look

They're here! —II don't trust you,

With guns as well

Don't move!

Get down

Stop checking out others cards!

Run

Tarzan? Tarzan?

It's hot!

Die. ..

Shut the gates! - Yes. sir

Go after them!

Tarzan? Tarzan?

I'm right over here, Die—Hard, Come over quick!

Jump in!

What are you doing in there?

We'll rush out together

The car's block ed, how can we get out?

Look around!

Y es!

It's so foggy I can't see!

Just shut up and look around

Found it?

No, cant find anything!

What?

Excuse me. sorry!

This is no good!

What are you doing out here?

We gotta run!

Stay there!

Are you there? Die—Hard!

Understood, come here...

You're playing trick s on me?

I dare you to come over

Beat him up. ..

Come over here!

Get him!

Get him. Die—Hard! Q.uickly!

Nice one. good pose!

I told you to beat him up

Get him!

I 'm not telling you to let him get to you!

Hot I'm burning here!

Why did you get merciful?

No!

Are you that useless?

I told you to go get him

Don't hit me

Hit you?!

Hit yourself

No!

I 'm gonna faint.

Only you?

Tarzan's in danger, Go help him

Help!

Go to hell!

No

I didn't know I can kick this well

"Il kick you to death

K, ick you hard. ..

No!

Wai, fight me if you got what it tak es

Don't bully the weak and meager

Haven't get enough yet?

Wow. nice. Powerful!

It's so hot!

I don't get it,

Why didn't you fight back untilIl he beat you up so badly?

must be k idding me Would I let him beat me to a bloody pt

Ok, I'Il turn off the stove for you

Take your time to get him

Why did it go down. Damn

Sorry, I got it wrong

What the hell, it's getting lower and lower

What are you doing? It's so hot!

Y es, it's so hot

'l go next door to cool down

Nice!

You're here so soon!

You'd better go!

This one is easy to knock down

I 'm easy to knock down?

You must have never tried my kick s

Die—Hard!

Run!

Here you go again

Don't worry! Hand this one over to me

Real ly?

It's show time!

Tarzan!

Don't hit me!

Die—Hard!

That was fast

Don't look, R un!

Supernatural power?!

Hurry up!

Tarzan! Why are you going that way?

Not that way, this way!

Hurry up!

Tarzan. why are you going that way. this way!

Be quick

That's so fast!

Hey. why are you coming back and forth?

You're driving me nuts. I'm not playing

Hurry up!

Freeze!

Are you scared?!

Die—-Hard. ..

Just find a place to hide and stop trying to be the hero

There he is!

Get him down!

Go to hell!

"1l keep that in mind!

Hurry up!

Don't run!

Shit, where's the phone?

Crap! See? I told you that it's safest to stay in the car

Go!

What a big crowd. Guaranteed victory here!

Over there,

Run! Chase after 'em!

Go!

Hurry up!

Yesg!

Over there! Go. ..

'l go first,

"Il go first

You're going?! The hell with you!

Go!

He can fly?

Tarzan?

Tarzan?

Go or we're dead,

Run. Die—Hard!

Tarzan!

Tarzan... Tarzan. ..

100km per hour

Seat belts on and the passenger shall be fine

Are you alright?

I 've got my seat belt on I'm fine!

You and I are going to fight and see who's better

I can't. Wai, you go and fight him,

Do you really need to go this far?

Go!

Weapons?

Just run! I'Il see just how far you can run

Die—Hard. where are you?

l1t's block ed

There's two of them

One can fight. one can't

This one can fight or not? — What do you think?

He's a fighter

Wai, he's not Die-Hard, He's someone else

Dare to fight me?

Wai, fight me if you have guts,

Dodge!

Dodge!

Dodge!

The feeling's here, Get him

Hit him, turn around and hit him hard

Kick.. Kick him. ..

Kick, not that side, the other side

Like this

Get him down!

Not me!

They're both fighters

Hey. open the door

Can you tell me who I am?

You're Y au Ma. who else do you think vyou are?

I 'm Yau Ma? But how come I can fight?

Just shut up and open the door. Open the door!

Where's Tarzan?

Should be 1n the car

Freeze!

Two of them? — One

One?! — You've got blurred vision!

Blurred?

Real ly? Squat down!

There's two of them!

Yau Ma!

Where? Where's the seat belt?

300km per hour

passengers don't have their seat belts on

Sorry! You're sure to die!

The flower's so fine —Thank you

What is tak ing him so long to arrive?

I 'm longing to see the resemblance of Yau

I wish he's our son

Yes, I wish that too

But you should remain calm and avoid fainting

Got it!

Dad. Mom still haven't seen Die—Hard

I wonder where he's gone to

Mr, Ma, this is a letter for you.

Congratulations, Mr. And Mrs, Ma

Thanks so much

You two should take a rest

lI'll be right over —Sure...

Die—Hard wrote this letter and left 1t for me

I 'd never thought I'Il have my family this soon

This is way too challenging for me

So I'm gonna hold it up for a bit

Take care of those two girls

I 'm handing them over to you

See you later!

Dad and Mom

I think we have to cancel the wedding

CancelI ?!

I 'm going to go look for Die—Hard

Yau Ma!

Over there

Yau — Mr. Ma...

Yau — Mr. Ma...

Yau Ma!

Die—-Hard

Yau Ma!

Where are you going?

You've brought a lot of people out here

Big twin, little twin

Don't faint!

Dad! Dad!

Now what?

Of course, we run!

They're gone,

Die—Hard!

Yau Ma!

Don't run! Come back!

They ' re completely identical

You're Die—Hard? You're Yau Ma?

Who 1s who?

It's you!

What should we do now?

Just grab one

Sure!

That' II do?