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[Patoff] Am I to assume
that you do not want an office
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- in the managerial suite?
- When I get my own office,
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- it will be through merit.
- Come on, guys.
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I been gone three days.
Why aren't we working
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- on Upskirt Jungle?
- It's done.
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Patoff had us working 16-hour
days to get it finished.
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He doesn't exist.
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There's sweet fuck-all
out there about Regis Patoff.
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- [Patti] He fucked his what?
- [Craig] Mouth.
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- [Patti] Who all say this?
- Just me and Elaine.
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You guys hanging out again?
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Craig, I know that this
is upsetting,
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but he's not trying
to kill you.
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- How's Patti?
- She's pissed at me.
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She found out that
I went to Pomona.
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- Craig must be feeling better.
- Three-day flu.
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- Why do you lie for him?
- [Craig] Wait, babe, babe!
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- Did I do something?
- I don't know, Craig. Did you?
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[glass shattering]
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- [Christmas music playing]
- [people cheering]
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[Craig] What are you doing?
What are you drinking?
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I'm gonna get you a drink.
Here we go now. Woo!
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- [Elaine] Ooh!
- [Craig] Whoa!
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[Elaine] I'm sorry.
Did I bump you?
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Are you the new assistant?
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Right, I know your name.
Wait, no, don't tell me.
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- Ah, Hussain?
- Elaine.
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- Elaine!
- I just started at Sang's desk.
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How are you tolerating the
egotistical fuck-bucket
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- thus far?
- Sang?
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- Yeah!
- He's okay.
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I thought he was gonna
be here tonight.
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No, no, he does not come
to these things.
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If he did, then...
you know, we wouldn't.
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♪
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One more shot.
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[groans]
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Car arrives in 8 minutes.
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Do you think that'll be
long enough?
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For what?
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To talk me
into your ride.
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[woman singing]
♪ Christmas is in the air ♪
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[bells jingling]
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♪
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[gears clicking]
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[clock ticking]
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- Go.
- [stammering]
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1,000 free coins redeemable
in any CompWare game?
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All expenses paid safari for
the first person to clock it.
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We pay a celebrity to tweet
they're being treated
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for addiction to Mr. Sang's
Jungle Odyssey.
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[Man] Um, free merch.
T-shirts...
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Name and shame big game hunters
on the website.
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We get a group of animal rights
activists to protest
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outside of our office, demanding
that Mr. Sang's Jungle Odyssey
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- is banned.
- [ticking continues]
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Why don't we break an elephant
out of the zoo?
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[snickering]
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[alarm clock ringing]
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[ringing stops]
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I like Elaine's the most.
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[cell phone chiming]
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[groaning]
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♪
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♪
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♪
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Dana said you wanted to see me,
Mr. Patoff.
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I have been thinking about
your idea, Elaine.
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Oh.
[chuckles nervously]
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Which idea was that?
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The elephant escaping
from the zoo,
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- running wild through the city.
- [chuckling nervously]
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It would draw a lot of attention
to Mr. Sang's Jungle Odyssey.
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It sure would. It's just a shame
that we can't actually do it.
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It was a brainstorm,
Mr. Patoff.
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Blue-sky thinking.
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It is imperative that this game
is commercially successful,
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- is it not?
- Oh, of course.
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And that's why we're working our
asses off to make it happen.
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You had a good idea, Elaine.
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Now I'm asking you
to execute it.
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You want me to release a wild
elephant into downtown LA?
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I'm pretty sure that there's
laws against this sort of stuff,
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- I think...
- Undoubtedly.
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Ethical considerations
as well.
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But a risk worth taking,
do you not agree?
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[stammering]
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I suppose I could look into
a viability study...
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CompWare needs a leader.
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Someone to help shoulder
the burden for Mr. Sang.
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I won't be here
forever, Elaine.
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I'm only the consultant.
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You don't know anyone who works
with animals, do you?
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Uh, I dated a girl who
walked dogs for a summer.
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She smelled funny
when it rained.
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I have to create a publicity
stunt to market the game.
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If you say the word "flashmob,"
I swear to God, I'm gonna
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- swallow my tongue in protest.
- He wants me
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to drop a wild elephant in
the middle of downtown.
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What? Whose stupid idea
was that?
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- I... I don't remember.
- Yeah, well,
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it's gonna shit everywhere,
and it's gonna damage cars.
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Well, somehow it landed
on my desk.
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You're not actually thinking
of doing it, are you?
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Why? You think I can't?
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[cell phone buzzing, chiming]
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I gotta take this.
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[cell phone buzzing]
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Patti, where are you?
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[sighing] Say something.
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Can we please talk?
I can explain.
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[Craig] Yes, I went to Pomona,
but it's not what it seems like.
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And I shouldn't have lied to
you. I fucked up.
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I'm really sorry.
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Patti?
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Patti!
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- [phone line beeping]
- Patti?
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[sighing]
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- You okay?
- I confessed.
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That's all I got left.
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♪
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[phone line ringing]
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- [man] Hey.
- Hey.
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I thought we were always
going to keep in touch?
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♪
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Oh.
[chuckles]
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Okay. Uh, one pad Thai
with lemonade,
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and one vegan yellow
curry with...
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something hi-bicus.
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Am I saying that right?
His-biscuits?
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Put it on the desk.
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[exhaling]
Are we expecting company?
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No.
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[knocking at door]
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I think I may have a lead
on an elephant.
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- Did you eat lunch yet?
- No.
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- I wasn't offering.
- Oh. Okay.
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- Your elephant?
- I found a traveling circus
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with a 35-year-old female
named Jumbo.
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It's not legal
in California,
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but they're still playing
small towns here and there.
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And I was thinking, when she's
loaded onto a trailer,
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we could divert her this way.
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- Is that stealing?
- Liberating.
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And should we need a defense,
we can argue
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that it was for Jumbo's
own good.
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The tricky part is convincing
someone to collect
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and deliver her.
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For that, I'm going
to need a budget.
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- How much?
- I don't know yet,
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but I'm meeting with someone
this afternoon,
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and I'm gonna sound him out
on the idea.
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- Can he be trusted?
- In some ways.
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Full disclosure,
he is an ex-boyfriend.
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Why did you break up?
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He was getting mixed up
into things
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that did not exactly align
with my career path.
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Patrice is the type of man
who will do anything for money.
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If anyone's willing to do
the job, it would be him.
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[chuckling] I can't wait
to meet him.
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I thought I was running point
on this one.
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Mm-hm. You are.
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Well then, give me a number
and leave it to me.
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Twenty thousand.
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[straw suction squeaking]
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♪
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[cell phone buzzing, chiming]
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- Hello?
- [Man] Oh, hi. Is that Craig?
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- Yeah, who is this?
- This is Dr. Grant.
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- I work with Patti.
- Oh, yeah. Uh...
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- How are you?
- I've been trying her phone
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all morning, but I'm not
getting a response.
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She was off sick on Friday
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but she said she'd be back
at work today.
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Oh, yeah. She's got this flu
that's been going around.
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I'm sure she just crashed out
and forgot to call.
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[Doctor] As long as
everything's alright.
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Yeah, yeah. She'll be fine.
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I'll have her call you when she
starts feeling better.
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- Thanks, Craig.
- Sure.
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[phone call disconnects]
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♪
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[cell phone chiming]
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♪
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[cell phone buzzes, chimes]
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♪
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[exhaling]
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[spitting]
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Oh.
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♪
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[sighing]
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[Elaine] Hi!
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Thanks for coming.
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- How are you doing?
- Oh, good.
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Good.
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Um, why don't you come up
to my office?
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- You have an office now?
- Yeah.
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A lot has changed around here.
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[Amy giggling]
A little puppy or something.
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♪
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[Patrice] Yeah, I remember
when you started here.
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Weren't you an assistant?
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- I'm creative liaison now.
- Mmm.
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Hey, didn't I hear something
about your boss getting capped?
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Sang. It was a whole thing.
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But we're under
new management now.
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So...
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Why did you call me?
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I may have a job offer for you.
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Office work? No, thanks.
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I was thinking something
more in line
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with your particular
set of skills.
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♪
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[Amy] So, it's not
that you lied.
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But that you lied on
top of the lie?
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[Craig] Ugh. I don't even
fucking know anymore.
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[laughing]
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00:14:07,510 --> 00:14:10,500
What's... what's your,
uh, situation?
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You know, most guys just come
out and straight ask
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if I'm a lesbian.
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[coughs]
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- Whoa.
- Mmm.
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How long have you
been here again?
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Oh, um, let's see.
I was here for two weeks.
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And then the boss
got all shot up by that kid.
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- Yeah.
- And then I was on
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a low-dose of ketamine
so I lost track of time and...
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now I'm back.
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[laughing]
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- [groaning]
- Maybe a month in total.
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- Is that too long?
- [chuckling]
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Too long for what?
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Well, I heard you had a thing
for tapping the new girl.
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- Ugh...
- [laughing]
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[sighing]
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[chuckling]
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You want me to steal
an elephant?
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She's living in squalor! We'd be
giving her a better life.
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Oh, since when do you
give a shit about wildlife?
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Okay, I'll level with you.
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This could be really
good for me.
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I could get a promotion,
make more money.
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You want me to do well,
don't you?
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Elephants are pretty big.
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They don't do what
you tell them to.
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She'll already be loaded on
the flatbed. All you need to do
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is take the vehicle, drive it
280 miles, and open the cage.
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How much?
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- He wants 30,000.
- The budget is 20.
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He says he needs two guys for
backup, and they'll need paying.
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Mm-hmm.
252
00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:56,620
Sit.
253
00:16:02,870 --> 00:16:03,960
[exhaling]
254
00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:09,780
How did the two of you meet?
255
00:16:09,980 --> 00:16:13,120
I don't know how this has
anything to do with the budget.
256
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,450
Never negotiate with someone
if you don't know
257
00:16:15,650 --> 00:16:17,390
everything about them.
258
00:16:24,690 --> 00:16:27,720
We were in line together
at a concession stand.
259
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,300
- A Dodgers game.
- Mmm-hmm.
260
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:31,820
He was charming.
261
00:16:38,870 --> 00:16:40,750
Alcohol was a factor?
262
00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:46,860
Not especially, but...
it helped.
263
00:16:47,060 --> 00:16:48,570
[chuckling]
264
00:16:48,770 --> 00:16:52,200
We dated for
four and a half months.
265
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:56,750
It was... exciting.
266
00:16:56,950 --> 00:16:58,830
Yeah.
267
00:16:59,030 --> 00:17:01,930
I didn't knew when
he would call or show up.
268
00:17:03,770 --> 00:17:06,900
So I would get stupidly happy
when he did.
269
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:12,320
He made me cry
about a hundred times.
270
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:18,780
Patrice was my big mistake.
271
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:23,200
Apparently we're all
allowed to have one.
272
00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:33,030
Thank you, Elaine,
273
00:17:33,230 --> 00:17:35,050
for being so open with me.
274
00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:39,580
So we're good to go
on the 30,000?
275
00:17:39,780 --> 00:17:41,750
No, we're holding at 20.
276
00:17:41,950 --> 00:17:45,310
But at least now you should know
how to negotiate with him.
277
00:17:48,940 --> 00:17:56,950
♪
278
00:18:01,620 --> 00:18:09,630
♪
279
00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:17,080
♪
280
00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:20,180
[Craig and Amy laughing]
281
00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:29,980
♪
282
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,570
[video game beeping]
283
00:18:40,490 --> 00:18:42,990
You never were where
I thought you would be.
284
00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:46,690
If I worked here,
I'd be smoking flower
285
00:18:46,890 --> 00:18:48,480
- and playing games all day.
- Yeah.
286
00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:50,420
You wouldn't be the only one.
287
00:18:52,170 --> 00:18:55,860
Look, 20 is as high
as I can go.
288
00:18:56,060 --> 00:18:58,530
I guess you don't got yourself
an elephant.
289
00:18:58,730 --> 00:19:01,010
You're not walking away
from this, Patrice.
290
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:07,080
You think?
291
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,090
The biggest mistake
I ever made
292
00:19:09,290 --> 00:19:11,300
was thinking that
I could change you.
293
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:15,090
Tame you.
I was young and naive.
294
00:19:15,290 --> 00:19:18,260
All you wanna do is hit
the gym and hang with your bros,
295
00:19:18,460 --> 00:19:19,680
and I understand that now.
296
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:23,370
Twenty thousand dollars is going
to keep your dream alive.
297
00:19:25,370 --> 00:19:27,190
When does this have to be done?
298
00:19:27,390 --> 00:19:29,810
Thursday. I can put together
an itinerary.
299
00:19:30,010 --> 00:19:33,530
All you need to do is be where
I tell you, when I tell you.
300
00:19:33,730 --> 00:19:35,300
Can you handle that, Patrice?
301
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:39,320
♪
302
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:41,280
I'm going to the bank, Dana.
303
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,220
Okay, Mr. P.
304
00:19:46,470 --> 00:19:54,480
♪
305
00:20:01,530 --> 00:20:09,540
♪
306
00:20:17,130 --> 00:20:19,450
What are you
working on, Craig?
307
00:20:19,650 --> 00:20:21,090
It's nothing.
308
00:20:24,510 --> 00:20:26,930
Mr. Sang's Next Adventure.
309
00:20:33,310 --> 00:20:35,420
[keys clacking]
310
00:20:35,620 --> 00:20:36,810
[Craig exhaling]
311
00:20:39,110 --> 00:20:40,490
Whoops.
312
00:20:51,410 --> 00:20:53,860
My blood sugar levels are either
crashing or spiking.
313
00:20:54,060 --> 00:20:56,320
I don't fucking
know anymore.
314
00:20:56,520 --> 00:21:00,320
That... would be
the munchies.
315
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:04,030
Oh, are you going to fire me
for being high at work?
316
00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:05,950
I'm not
your boss, Craig.
317
00:21:06,150 --> 00:21:08,890
Hey, man, give it a week,
anything can happen.
318
00:21:13,390 --> 00:21:16,090
Um, was that your ex
that I saw earlier?
319
00:21:16,290 --> 00:21:19,550
What was his name again?
Patrick?
320
00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:21,470
Patrice.
321
00:21:21,670 --> 00:21:25,320
Patrice. You guys
are getting lunch now?
322
00:21:27,070 --> 00:21:29,450
We're just... catching up.
323
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,770
You're not gonna skulk
around the office
324
00:21:33,970 --> 00:21:37,420
for the next two months crying
like a teenager again, are you?
325
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:41,780
- I didn't do that.
- Hey, I always wondered...
326
00:21:41,980 --> 00:21:45,680
Did he ever find out?
You know...
327
00:21:49,260 --> 00:21:53,040
I'm really sorry that you and
Patti are have a hard time,
328
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:55,230
but don't bring it
to the office.
329
00:22:07,490 --> 00:22:09,060
Mr. Patoff?
330
00:22:09,260 --> 00:22:12,520
- -Forty, 60, 80, 1,000.
331
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:14,410
That's all of it?
332
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,690
Ten thousand dollars.
333
00:22:18,890 --> 00:22:20,780
- We said 20!
- Half now,
334
00:22:20,980 --> 00:22:23,400
half after the elephant
is in position.
335
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:26,530
That wasn't the deal. Patrice
is on his way this evening.
336
00:22:26,730 --> 00:22:28,450
- He's expecting 20.
- Yes,
337
00:22:28,650 --> 00:22:31,370
but after everything you told
me about Patrice's character,
338
00:22:31,570 --> 00:22:33,370
I realized
he can't be trusted.
339
00:22:33,570 --> 00:22:36,460
I know Patrice.
He can only be pushed so far.
340
00:22:36,660 --> 00:22:39,460
He's not going to accept
half of the money up front.
341
00:22:39,660 --> 00:22:44,180
Then you'll just have to
offer him other incentives.
342
00:22:44,380 --> 00:22:45,470
Excuse me?
343
00:22:45,670 --> 00:22:47,970
You... you have history
with this man.
344
00:22:48,170 --> 00:22:51,180
You once shared physical
attraction with each other.
345
00:22:51,380 --> 00:22:53,330
Do any of those
feelings remain?
346
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:58,730
Mr. Patoff, you might want
to think very carefully
347
00:22:58,930 --> 00:23:01,230
about what you choose
to say next.
348
00:23:01,430 --> 00:23:03,190
Of course.
349
00:23:03,390 --> 00:23:05,380
If it were me, I'd fuck him.
350
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:10,130
But as you keep reminding me,
you are the boss now.
351
00:23:12,010 --> 00:23:14,370
I don't work that way.
352
00:23:14,570 --> 00:23:17,040
Well, then should we brainstorm
an alternative?
353
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:19,170
Shall I fetch the alarm clock?
354
00:23:19,370 --> 00:23:24,130
I can get what I want
without demeaning myself.
355
00:23:24,330 --> 00:23:26,650
With the help
of Mr. Sang's money.
356
00:23:31,570 --> 00:23:32,970
[Craig] Ahh!
357
00:23:33,170 --> 00:23:35,810
That's not even his real name.
Did you know that?
358
00:23:36,010 --> 00:23:37,480
Are we still talking
about work?
359
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,860
Aren't you curious
as to who your boss is?
360
00:23:40,060 --> 00:23:41,980
I mean, he could be guilty
of war crimes.
361
00:23:42,180 --> 00:23:44,780
He could be on the FBI
Top 10 Most Wanted list.
362
00:23:44,980 --> 00:23:46,490
He looks like my Uncle Monty.
363
00:23:46,690 --> 00:23:48,450
[laughing]
364
00:23:48,650 --> 00:23:49,450
- Cheers.
- [glasses clink]
365
00:23:49,650 --> 00:23:51,030
Cheers.
366
00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:52,390
Mmm.
367
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:56,210
- Do you know where he lives?
- Your Uncle Monty?
368
00:23:56,410 --> 00:23:58,460
Patoff.
369
00:23:58,660 --> 00:24:00,790
I don't know.
He never goes home.
370
00:24:00,990 --> 00:24:02,880
Okay, well, he's gotta
live somewhere.
371
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:05,050
He's always
in a clean shirt.
372
00:24:05,250 --> 00:24:07,360
[inhaling]
He smells fresh.
373
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:10,860
That's true.
374
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:21,290
♪
375
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:32,300
[door opening]
376
00:24:35,890 --> 00:24:37,890
- Got a date?
- Mmm.
377
00:24:40,390 --> 00:24:41,890
Client meeting.
378
00:24:43,140 --> 00:24:45,130
A word of advice?
379
00:24:45,330 --> 00:24:47,020
Don't try too hard.
380
00:24:49,030 --> 00:24:57,030
♪
381
00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:09,550
- Goodnight, Elaine.
- 'Night.
382
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:17,970
♪
383
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:22,170
[rock music playing]
384
00:25:22,370 --> 00:25:24,290
- Are we ordering food or not?
- Look!
385
00:25:24,490 --> 00:25:27,880
It looks like he's got a place
in the hills. You see this?
386
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:30,380
He drives one route back and
forth, every single day.
387
00:25:30,580 --> 00:25:32,010
You're tracking
the boss's phone?
388
00:25:32,210 --> 00:25:35,490
Shh! put stalkerware on it.
He doesn't even have a clue.
389
00:25:41,330 --> 00:25:45,270
You haven't had too many
to drive, have you?
390
00:25:45,470 --> 00:25:46,620
Uh-uh.
391
00:25:49,750 --> 00:25:51,300
[knocking]
392
00:25:55,720 --> 00:26:00,720
♪
393
00:26:04,180 --> 00:26:06,190
You're an hour late.
394
00:26:13,190 --> 00:26:15,340
It just you here?
395
00:26:15,540 --> 00:26:18,970
- We're alone.
- Did you get the money?
396
00:26:19,170 --> 00:26:22,290
Come sit for a minute.
Let's catch up.
397
00:26:23,870 --> 00:26:25,810
So how's your sister?
398
00:26:26,010 --> 00:26:27,730
I always liked her.
399
00:26:27,930 --> 00:26:29,860
She's having another
baby this fall.
400
00:26:30,060 --> 00:26:31,490
Wow.
401
00:26:31,690 --> 00:26:32,880
What about you?
402
00:26:34,340 --> 00:26:37,700
Are you seeing anyone
at the moment?
403
00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:41,580
Not exclusively.
You?
404
00:26:41,780 --> 00:26:44,020
I'm grabbing fun
when I can.
405
00:26:47,020 --> 00:26:49,100
This what I think it is?
406
00:26:52,980 --> 00:26:54,880
There's 10,000.
407
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,740
You'll get the other ten
when Jumbo gets to town.
408
00:26:59,410 --> 00:27:01,280
Are you fucking me over, babe?
409
00:27:02,870 --> 00:27:08,360
♪
410
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,520
- [Amy] Where are we?
- [Craig] I don't know.
411
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:12,530
I'm following the same map
as you.
412
00:27:12,730 --> 00:27:15,110
[Amy laughing]
There's nothing up here.
413
00:27:15,310 --> 00:27:16,610
[Craig]
Wait, just pull over.
414
00:27:16,810 --> 00:27:17,780
- [Amy] Here?
- Yeah, yeah.
415
00:27:17,980 --> 00:27:19,800
[Amy] Alright.
416
00:27:29,810 --> 00:27:31,460
[Craig] This is it.
417
00:27:31,660 --> 00:27:34,300
This is where
he comes every day.
418
00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:35,970
What the fuck?
Where are we?
419
00:27:36,170 --> 00:27:37,890
[Amy chuckles]
420
00:27:38,090 --> 00:27:39,450
Dude.
421
00:27:48,870 --> 00:27:51,620
[Amy] It's about the same size
as my apartment.
422
00:27:53,500 --> 00:28:01,510
♪
423
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:21,010
[Craig] What the fuck?
424
00:28:21,210 --> 00:28:24,350
This weird motherfucker
comes all this way
425
00:28:24,550 --> 00:28:26,100
to take a shit!
426
00:28:26,300 --> 00:28:27,560
What?
427
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:29,230
Are you fucking...
428
00:28:29,430 --> 00:28:31,440
- [screaming]
- Oh-ho-ho!
429
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:33,690
[splashing]
430
00:28:33,890 --> 00:28:35,190
[howling]
431
00:28:35,390 --> 00:28:36,940
[shouting]
432
00:28:37,140 --> 00:28:38,610
[howling]
433
00:28:38,810 --> 00:28:40,780
[laughing maniacally]
434
00:28:40,980 --> 00:28:44,080
[shouting]
435
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,200
[Amy laughing]
436
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:49,290
Pick up your phone and call your
boss, tell him you need the full
437
00:28:49,490 --> 00:28:52,040
- 20k or this is not happening.
- I don't need to call him.
438
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:53,840
I'm authorized to handle this
however I choose.
439
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:56,920
No, I think you're still pissed
that I ended it.
440
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:58,690
I remember it differently.
441
00:29:06,910 --> 00:29:09,830
Look... Patrice.
442
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:18,690
Listen, you're gonna
take that money,
443
00:29:18,890 --> 00:29:22,410
and you're gonna go do the job,
just as I told you.
444
00:29:22,610 --> 00:29:25,200
And you know why
I know this?
445
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:28,290
Because you trust me.
446
00:29:28,490 --> 00:29:29,970
I never lied to you.
447
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,560
I never cheated on you.
448
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,480
Do we have a deal?
449
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:47,680
Let's grab a drink
and talk it over.
450
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:49,490
See where that goes.
451
00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:56,540
You never could
resist me.
452
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,040
Let's see how much
you want that elephant.
453
00:30:01,630 --> 00:30:03,740
One drink.
454
00:30:03,940 --> 00:30:05,470
And I'm buying.
455
00:30:11,470 --> 00:30:19,480
♪
456
00:30:23,070 --> 00:30:26,100
[phone line ringing]
457
00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:27,530
[sighing]
458
00:30:28,950 --> 00:30:31,950
[cell phone buzzing]
459
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,490
- What?
- [Craig groaning]
460
00:30:46,690 --> 00:30:48,680
[Craig] Ugh, I feel sick.
461
00:30:50,510 --> 00:30:53,000
How much
did you have to drink?
462
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:56,790
[Craig chuckling] I don't know.
Three or five.
463
00:30:56,990 --> 00:30:58,890
It doesn't take much.
464
00:31:01,730 --> 00:31:04,680
I don't think
she's coming back.
465
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:07,970
How do you feel about that?
466
00:31:08,170 --> 00:31:12,810
[Craig] Right now?
Fuck everything.
467
00:31:13,010 --> 00:31:15,440
[voice breaking]
Fuck marriage. Fuck Jesus.
468
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:19,610
Fuck changing who you are
to please someone else.
469
00:31:19,810 --> 00:31:22,210
Just fuck everything,
you know?
470
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,820
Get a bowl for throw-up
and try to sleep.
471
00:31:28,020 --> 00:31:31,660
Hey, wait. Elaine, wait.
I forgot to ask.
472
00:31:31,860 --> 00:31:33,600
Did you get that elephant?
473
00:31:36,390 --> 00:31:38,830
First thing Friday morning,
474
00:31:39,030 --> 00:31:41,210
Jumbo will be parading
down 4th Street,
475
00:31:41,410 --> 00:31:43,380
underneath our billboard.
476
00:31:43,580 --> 00:31:45,360
How did you manage that?
477
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,860
I can be persuasive
when I want to.
478
00:31:54,370 --> 00:31:56,290
[Craig] Goodnight.
479
00:31:58,450 --> 00:32:00,080
Goodnight.
480
00:32:05,670 --> 00:32:13,680
♪
481
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:27,650
♪
482
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:44,120
♪
483
00:32:47,250 --> 00:32:48,710
[typewriter dinging]
484
00:32:50,710 --> 00:32:53,370
[Patoff]
Break time.
485
00:32:53,570 --> 00:32:59,000
♪
486
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:00,520
[keys clacking]
487
00:33:03,770 --> 00:33:11,780
♪
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