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Where the fuck am I? What the fuck?

-Henry, you have to lie still. -Get me out of here!

Hello. Hey.

-Hey. It's good you're awake. -What the fuck are you doing?

We're doing a CT scan of your head.

-Have you taken the pictures? -We were about to do it.

Welcome back, Henry.

Henry...

Are you okay?

Did you hit your head?

Yeah, I hit my head on a damn cupboard at home.

What tests have you done?

The regular ones. You're afebrile.

Blood pressure, ECG and heart rate are all normal.

-Have you taken a blood test? -No, not yet.

There's no need.

I took all the necessary tests at Haukeland.

A CT, too?

You're not going anywhere, Henry.

Henry, Henry...

You have to stay here for observation.

You'll have to observe me at work. That's all you're good at.

I get that you think this is awkward.

Okay?

But we have to figure this out, so you must let me scan your head.

Roar...

Rohanraj Sundralingham.

Not many people are able to pronounce that.

There's nothing wrong with my head.

I've just had...

migraines for the last two weeks.

That's all it is.

Are you okay?

Henry!

What the hell are you doing?

You came to me and insisted that we need you here.

-And then you fly off to Haukeland? -I saved two lives.

Great, great. That's your job. That's the fucking least you can do.

What the hell is going on with you?

-Can you be quiet? Stop nagging me. -You deserve to be fired right now.

-Yeah. -But I can't be bothered.

You're leaving anyway.

Okay.

Hi, Bodil.

Hi. How are you doing?

I have a car at Haukeland that's illegally parked.

Can you get it over here?

I can't go get your car.

I can't go get your car.

No, I know that, but you'll sort it out?

Henry!

-Hi. -Hi.

I just wanted to say that we beat the record.

-The record? -2:13:10.

You timed us?

It's in the log.

-Not too shabby for a Copenhagener. -No.

-Right. That's it. -Okay.

Hey...

Yeah?

What are you doing here, really?

-What? -In Odda, I mean. This shithole.

You came here from Copenhagen. You must be fleeing from something.

What are you running away from?

I'm not running away from anything.

That's what you're doing.

You're moving to Bergen. What are you running away from?

Congrats on the record.

Thank you.

-See you. -See you.

You're on my side of the bed, you know.

Look at me.

Look at me.

-I didn't mean that you should... -I know. But it was a nice trip.

And a nice car to drive.

-Thanks. Thank you. -You're welcome.

-Still sporting the bucket-hat look? -Right.

It's cool. Kind of like Cypress Hill.

-Coffee? -Sure.

Thanks.

Lots of good parties here.

You've spent quite a few hours on that couch.

I can't recall.

I'm here till tomorrow.

It would be good if you could send Ola Nilsen to me,

so I can talk to him.

No, I don't think that's a good idea.

He's really sick.

He only talks to me, so...

He only wants home visits.

That's a shame.

Hey... You know what I would like to do?

I would like to go out on the town with you and get drunk.

Yeah, that would have been fun, 15 years ago.

Why not, though? I think you should have done a lot more of that.

I'm staying at the Hardanger Hotel. We haven't talked in ages.

It's the perfect opportunity, man!

Right?

Gulp down a few so you don't give as many fucks.

I think it would be good for you. Get back on the horse.

-Okay. -Yes!

-We have a deal, then? -Absolutely.

-Do you want a ride to the hospital? -No, I think I'll walk.

It's such a nice walk, so I don't mind.

I'll go and pour some poison

into the veins of those poor bastards in the basement.

See you later, okay?

Hi, Henry!

-Hi. -Is Ola okay?

No. He's not...

-He's not himself right now. -I see.

-So he doesn't go outside? -What did you say?

-He doesn't go outside? -No, he's in a wheelchair now.

-Wheelchair? -Yeah.

Let me know if you need help with anything.

Right. I'll let you know. Great. Have a nice walk.

-Nice walk? I live here, you know. -Yeah, that's right.

-I'm not going anywhere. -No. I see.

But I'm sure the dog needs some exercise.

He's gone to sleep.

Okay.

Ola!

How's the cancer doing?

-Is it growing? -That's what I'm about to find out.

What are you doing?

-Can you let me work in peace, Ola? -Of course. I'm just curious.

-Hi, Birger. -Hey.

That thing with the ambulance was a little unorthodox.

Yes. I guess it was.

I actually have some bad news.

-Oh? -We have your blood test results.

Okay?

They show that you have a really high metabolism.

So I'm afraid we can't offer you the job after all.

-What's funny about that? -There's nothing funny about that.

We can't hire you...

-Did you lose the job in Bergen? -...as a surgeon when we know this.

I'm really sorry...

Yeah.

-Hi. -Hi there.

Are you going to the concert?

No, I'm meeting a colleague from Haukeland here.

Oh. Sorry, I'm a little nervous.

It's synth-based, and a little...

I'm a little worried that this isn't the right audience.

But fuck it. They'll either like it, or they won't.

That's what I have to tell myself.

Many people from the hospital are already inside.

-Should I save you seats? -No, that's fine. We'll manage.

Okay. It's cool that you came, and that you brought a friend.

-Hi. -Hi there.

-Are you ready? -Can we go somewhere else?

Are you kidding? Come on. This is where it's happening.

There's nowhere else to go, and the hotel bar sucks.

Come on. Giddy-up.

Hey! The gang's all here. Brilliant.

Great fucking job.

-Beer? -Yeah.

Can I get two beers?

They can't close down the hospital now.

On the house. Cheers to you. Great fucking job.

-And cheers to the ambulance driver. -Thank you.

Hi, Agnes.

-What's going on? -What's going on?

You don't know what's going on? It's everywhere.

Look at this.

Your ambulance run from Bergen is everywhere. It's a huge deal.

-No, fuck. -"Fuck"? You're a hero!

To the hero.

Here comes the other hero.

-Hi. -Hi.

-What the fuck are you doing? -What?

I said, what the fuck are you doing?

Well?

Did you tell Samuelsen that he has syphilis?

I don't know. Did I?

They think he's been diagnosed with syphilis.

Right? So there are really bad vibes in the Samuelsen home.

Yeah, I can imagine.

But you said it yourself.

-No. -Yes.

It was an idle thought, from one colleague to another.

But you don't see me as a colleague.

No. I think you should clear this up with Samuelsen. Okay?

And no, he doesn't have syphilis, but maybe you do,

since you're acting like this.

This is Thomas Smestad, a friend of mine. A colleague from Haukeland.

-Pleasure. -Hi, Thomas.

Is Henry always such a fucking idiot?

-Just on the outside, I would say. -Okay.

But on the inside, he's an okay guy.

-Completely average. -Yeah. That's obvious.

You're paying tonight.

-Right. To syphilis, then. -Fuck yeah. To syphilis.

-Petter. -Yeah?

You have to go over to her and say that you like her.

You're standing here like a dog.

Come on.

It's a big cabin with a great view and a jacuzzi.

We have all kinds of amenities.

-Would it just be me and you? -That's the idea.

-We've talked about it before. -Yes, we have.

-You don't give up. -No, I don't.

Hey...

I had decided not to give it to you, but...

if you keep your mouth shut

and do exactly what I tell you to do

and report back to me...

I have a gift for you.

It's not exactly legal

to hand out polio viruses,

so promise me you won't do anything stupid.

I can't do that.

Okay, I'm sorry. I promise.

Shit. I'm really fucking curious about how that stuff will work.

I'm excited to see how it develops.

-Excuse me. I have an announcement. -Hear, hear!

I have a hotel room that's all lonely and abandoned,

waiting for company in the form of an afterparty.

There will be lots of cider and plenty of joy, and maybe even...

I think we should call it a night before things go wrong.

What the fuck! Get a grip, you boring, goddamn prick!

He's inviting us to a party! You should say yes, okay? Yes!

-Yes! -That's common courtesy.

It's at Hotel Hardanger.

I don't think I've ever heard Reidun speak before.

-No. But she can talk. -Yeah.

Okay.

One down, five to go!

Go on without me. No afterparty for me.

-Hey... You're okay, right? -Sure.

-I just drank too much. -Yeah? Okay.

Then I think we'll have the afterparty without you.

-Absolutely. -See you later.

-Are you sure you're okay? -I'm fine.

Go have fun...

colleague.

Would you look at that!

-Goodbye. -Goodbye.

Hello!

-Wait for me! -No!

Did you have fun?

Yes, I did.

Come here.

Who was there?

Thomas, and...

some people from work.

It was fun.

Have you met someone?

Henry...

There, there.

Oh, my! Hi!

-Look who it is. -Who is it?

It's Dr Johnsen from the hospital.

-Oh? -Yes.

-What are you doing here so early? -Nothing serious.

I just want to say...

Yes. Leidar, you don't have syphilis.

-You said he had cheated on me. -No, I didn't say that.

You did. That he got syphilis at a brothel.

-I never mentioned a brothel. -You did.

-Anyway, you don't have syphilis. -You see? That's what I said.

So why did you say it?

-Because even doctors make mistakes. -Make mistakes?

You make nothing but mistakes up there at the hospital.

This is a very tricky and complicated case,

so don't make a big deal out of this.

Hey... We thought we would get an answer to this mystery.

They call him "The Experiment" and "Faildar"

and say that he's allergic to me.

-You're not allergic to me, right? -No, that sure would be peculiar.

Right. Do you think he's doing this for fun?

We'll figure out what's wrong with Leidar.

Hey, I read on the Internet that some Americans had the same rash.

They were cured by algae bites.

Don't believe everything you read online.

Alternative medicine is just a load of crap.

I know that. But what should we do?

When not even the hospital can help us?

Everything new begins as an alternative, Dr Johnsen.

Did you hear me? Everything new begins as an alternative.

That was good news, though.

-What do you think it is? -They'll figure it out.

Figure it out!

Is that polio you have there?

Isn't that dangerous?

By the way, when will you get the results of the biopsy you did?

Save Odda Hospital!

-What's up? -It's a protest.

-Oh? -Yeah. What else can we do?

Nice sign.

I made these. And I talked to the mother that you saved.

-She thinks it's good. -It is. It's clear and concise.

WE NEED THE EMERGENCY DEPARTMENT!

SOS - SAVE ODDA HOSPITAL!

Henry! You've started a real movement.

It was Agnes who did that. I was just a passenger.

-Hi. Are you okay? -Yeah, I'm fine.

Have you been outside? Lots of people!

You can have one of these.

"2:13:10". And...

"How long does it take to die?"

What does that mean?

-What does it mean? -That's how fast you drove.

I get that, but it makes no sense.

-Sure, but... -This is just crap.

Test results biopsy (GBM): Pathology description GBM:

We see a cell-rich astrocytoma...

...with a glioblastoma. Stage 4.

-Who's this? -Sebastian Jansen.

He's a 17-year-old diver. He's very good.

He came in because he fainted in the pool.

It might be a normal fainting fit, or it might be arrhythmia.

He's 17? If it's the heart, we'll send him to Haukeland.

-What's the status? -He's tired, but stable.

-Sebastian! -He just fainted! He just...

-He just fainted! -Sebastian!

-Just now. -Come with me. Let the doctors work.

Come on. It'll be fine.

His blood pressure's fallen. Heart rate's down to 30.

He needs atropine. Get the crash cart.

Sebastian? Sebastian, can you hear me? Sebastian!

Blood pressure's even, and the heart rate has increased.

Good.

We have to send him to Bergen so he can get a pacemaker.

Yes.

Status?

Status?

Sebastian, age 17. He came in recently.

He's had repeated drops in blood pressure.

Low heart rate, around 30.

We gave him atropine, but he's not stable. He's going to Bergen.

We'll give him a temporary pacemaker before we send him to Haukeland.

Go and prepare...

-Prepare the surgery. -No.

This will be fine, Agnes.

I'm an orthopaedist. I don't implant pacemakers.

-No, but I do. Prepare the surgery. -He's going to Haukeland.

-Nobody can do the procedure here. -It's not justifiable.

I'm the chief surgeon, so it's my decision to make.

It's my decision.

-You think you can operate now? -He's clammy and sweating.

The electrodes won't stay on him.

I know it's risky, but it's our only choice.

He's going to Haukeland now.

Come on. He's going to Haukeland.

-Okay. -Right.

Are you okay?

You're not looking well these days.

-You're trembling a lot. -What do you want?

To talk to you.

To figure out what's wrong with you and do something about it.

Are you doing performance reviews now?

You think I'm out to get you, but I'm not.

Stick to your job.

CHAPEL

Okay.

Let's say, strictly hypothetically, that you exist.

Hell if I know.

If you could just remove the tumour somehow...

So... Yeah.

Please.

THE SAMUELSEN RIDDLE?

Hello?

-Hi. -Hi.

Oh, damn.

Wow. You're not fooling around.

You just need thread and pins, and it'd be proper true crime.

It's so weird.

We've tested for all possible diseases,

and his blood tests are negative for all of them.

-You're missing a note. -Oh?

Let's see...

The winning ticket.

-You don't give up. -I really think that's what it is.

Either by proxy, or Leidar's doing it to himself.

-No. -Is it so unthinkable?

Maybe he's sick of being bossed around

and needs to feel that he's, you know,

the centre of attention, or he just needs some extra love.

It's not that unthinkable.

Fucking hell.

I like that you have so much self-confidence

that you think that you, all by yourself,

in the basement of an old, dead drunk,

will solve the cancer riddle.

That's what I call a massive boner.

What's it like being dead, Ola?

Fucking dull.

Are you scared of dying?

Why don't you leave this place?

I'm not sure how to move on.

I think they prioritise those who have had proper funerals.

One thing I regret is that I didn't try harder.

I played a concert once.

For a girl I was in love with. It wasn't a huge success, but...

I felt brave.

I should have done more of that.

Save Odda Hospital!

Just a moment.

-Rosmary needs you in her office. -No.

Yes. She insisted. It's serious. You have to go.

Sorry.

They saved him at Haukeland.

We're vulnerable, since we are so few.

Hello. Are you pleased with the chaos you've caused?

You thought you could close down the ED without opposition?

Good of you to come.

We can continue our discussion another time.

Yes. I'll go outside and talk to people.

Great. Calm them down a little.

Herman Svartdal. I've heard of you.

Take a seat.

I have to suspend you.

You've fainted twice recently. Your hands are trembling.

Yesterday, you were about to make a miscalculation

that could have been fatal.

-How sick are you? -I have trouble with my metabolism.

-But I can live with it. -Okay.

But I'm afraid we can't.

You will brief Agnes about your patients.

She will treat them from now on.

And... I'm sorry.

But that's the way it has to be.

This is what's best for everyone, and not least for yourself.

And you know it, deep down.

Then there are the moles and varicose veins.

They don't need a lot of attention.

And we're discussing a hip surgery.

-I think that's it. -Yeah.

But...

I think everything will be fine.

I mean...

It's going to feel great.

Go home and take care of yourself before you move to Bergen.

It'll be good.

-See you. -See you.

Subtitles: Aleksander Kerr plint.com