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[upbeat saxophone music]
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[pages rustling]
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Can you please
turn those pages quieter?
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I'm trying to watch TV.
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Mm. God.
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Mom, I know you have
this insurance conference,
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but it's our anniversary.
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You really can't babysit?
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Maybe when you two
get married
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and have a real anniversary,
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I'll be more inclined
to cancel.
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I don't know who we're
gonna get on such short notice.
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- I could do it.
- The neighbors?
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Out of town.
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- Brookie?
- Busy.
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Hello!
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What about Oscar?
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Are you kidding me?
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Why would they trust you
to babysit?
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Remember that time I sent you
to Walmart with Mayan
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and you came back
with everything on that list
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except her?
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She wasn't on the list.
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I mean, can you get over it?
That was 35 years ago.
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I'm 25.
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Okay. Sure, you are, Mayan.
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I mean, what will it take
to show you guys
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that I've changed?
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I've been so good.
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I mean, haven't I earned
enough trust
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to watch my grandson
for two hours?
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Okay, let's give it a shot.
You can babysit Chance.
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Yes!
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Are you out
of your damn mind?
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I happen to believe
that people can change.
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You hear that, Gordo?
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It's just me and you
on Saturday.
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We're gonna pick up
some hot chicks.
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At a petting zoo.
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Run by a woman
I'm trying to date.
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♪ ♪
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I'm here.
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And I brought
a real babysitter for Chance.
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Anyone want
some plane pretzels?
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I swiped the basket
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when the flight attendant
wasn't looking.
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Tía Daisy?
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- Ay, que linda.
- Oh, my God. Hi.
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Mwah. Ay, mija.
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Mom, you spent
hundreds of dollars
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{\an8}flying her from New York
to babysit Chance
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{\an8}just so Dad wouldn't do it?
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{\an8}Babysit?
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{\an8}You told me you were taking me
"chopping" at Ross!
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{\an8}They don't have one
in New York?
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{\an8}The ones here are better.
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{\an8}And Rosie said
they're having a big sale.
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{\an8}Or was that a lie too?
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{\an8}You take care of Chance
today and tomorrow,
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{\an8}and I will take you
to Ross, Marshalls,
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{\an8}and dd's Discounts for dessert.
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{\an8}Uh-huh. Bye-bye.
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{\an8}What--
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{\an8}What am I gonna say to Dad?
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{\an8}Yeah, I think we should still
have him babysit.
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{\an8}There's no way Tía Daisy
can handle Chance alone.
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{\an8}What makes you think that?
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{\an8}What's this do?
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{\an8}- Ay, José y María,
Jesus y la Virgen!
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{\an8}What's Driving Miss Crazy
doing here?
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{\an8}Great news.
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{\an8}Mom flew her out,
so you'll have an extra hand
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{\an8}- watching Chance.
- Okay, wait a minute.
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{\an8}I agreed to be a babysitter,
not an undertaker.
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{\an8}It's fine.
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{\an8}We will just go ahead
and celebrate our anniversary
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{\an8}for 2 1/2 minutes
in the shower tomorrow morning.
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{\an8}No.
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{\an8}It's a special occasion.
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{\an8}Let's make it a solid 3.
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{\an8}[groans]
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{\an8}You know what?
I'll do it, okay?
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{\an8}I'll watch Chance
and Tía Daisy
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{\an8}to prove to you
that you were right
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{\an8}putting your trust in me.
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{\an8}I'll be the sweetest,
most gentle caregiver
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{\an8}that ever cared to give.
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{\an8}You gonna take me "chopping"?
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{\an8}Not a chance, Wheezy Rider.
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{\an8}Dad, denying
an elderly Latina
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{\an8}a trip to Ross during a sale
is just cruel.
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{\an8}All I want to do
is dress for less.
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{\an8}♪ ♪
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Look who's ready
to turn heads
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at The Cheesecake Factory.
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Why aren't you dressed?
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We're going
to Cheesecake Factory,
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not slumming it at Chili's.
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[groans]
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Yeah, no, I'm, uh--
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I found this.
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Care to explain?
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Well, that's cash.
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It's what our ancestors used
to pay for stuff.
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Okay, well, I found it
in this box
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labelled "Starting Over Stash."
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That's my mom's "SOS" fund.
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It's money she kept hidden away
in case she ever needed
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to get away
from my dad quickly.
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Then why does it say
"Mayan's Starting Over Stash"?
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I never should have
gotten my mom
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that label maker for Christmas.
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I don't understand.
Why do you have this?
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{\an8}Oh, my God.
I'm a pregnant teen.
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Ah.
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What am I gonna tell
my parents?
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What am I gonna tell
my manager at Foot Locker?
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You're the one freaking out?
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There is a tiny freeloader
man-caving in my uterus.
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No, you're right.
You're right.
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I'm--listen, I'm so sorry, okay?
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It's just...
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this has never happened
to me before!
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Ah.
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No, I mean to you.
I mean you.
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And I'm here to support you
in whatever you wanna do.
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I thought about it.
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And I want to have this baby.
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Then I'm gonna be here
for you...
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Because I love you.
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We're gonna have a baby!
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[chuckles, coughs]
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So you've been keeping
a box of money
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to help you get away from me.
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Just because I freaked out
about getting a girl pregnant
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the first time I had sex?
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That was your first time?
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Don't change the subject.
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It's not
a simple explanation.
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Look, we're late for dinner,
and we have reservations.
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Apparently, you've had
reservations for years.
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And we're ordering in.
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♪ ♪
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I love this place.
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I can smell the savings.
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Okay, Gordo, I need you
to be on your best behavior
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to make me look good, okay?
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You know I don't work
for free, Grandpa.
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And I respect that.
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That's why I brought you
a cookie.
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Nice doing business with you.
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Your mom is counting on me, okay?
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So stay close,
and no surprises.
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Surprise!
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Churro insisted.
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It's Ross. She's Latina.
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Oh, man, now I gotta take
care of two old dogs?
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Get what you're gonna get
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and let's get the hell
out of here.
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Oh, don't rush me, baboso.
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I need time to dig
for hidden treasure--
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like these compression socks.
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[FaceTime ringing]
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Is that the fire alarm?
I'm too young to die.
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No. You're getting
a FaceTime call.
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Oh. Hello!
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Who's this?
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It's Rosie.
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Ay, mira. It's Rosie.
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We're going "chopping."
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What?
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Wait, how did you get there?
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George.
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That's right, bruja.
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Mayan put me in charge,
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and there's nothing
you can do about it.
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George and I are "chopping"
for a callus remover.
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I have so much dead skin
on my feet
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that I have natural wedges.
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You hear that? [groans]
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I'm taking care
of Chance, Churro,
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and this vieja's crusty feet.
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Okay, whatever.
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Let me say hi to Chance.
I miss him.
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Sure.
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Chance?
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Chance, where'd you go?
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What's going on?
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Uh, uh, uh, yeah.
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Chance can't come
to the phone right now
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because he's trying on
church pants.
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I gotta go.
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Did you see where Chance went?
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I don't know.
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Parents worry too much
these days.
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He'll come find you
when he needs a cigarette.
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[ethereal music]
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♪ ♪
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Sweet.
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Whoa.
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Wow.
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This is ugly.
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♪ ♪
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This place is cool.
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Welcome, darling.
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You've entered The Rack,
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the most exclusive club
west of the Mississipp'.
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Nana Rosie?
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I'm Ross-ie,
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la reina de Ross.
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I didn't know
all the viejitas
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"chopping" for leopard tops
had a queen.
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Well, I'm just pulling
your gam, darling.
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I crawled in here
as a little girl
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and never left.
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Never left?
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Why would I?
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The Rack has no grown-ups
to tell us to do our homework
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or eat our vegetables
or brush our teeth.
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You had me at "no grown-ups."
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Mm.
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Where's the bathroom?
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You see those cargo shorts
over there, darling?
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Don't look in the pockets.
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Cool.
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[upbeat saxophone music]
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♪ ♪
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It's a tradition, when
a Cuban woman is with child,
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she receives cash
in a cigar box,
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una caja.
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It's a tradition
in my culture
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that partners
don't lie to each other.
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Okay, fine.
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But I can still blame this
on a Cuban woman.
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I accidentally overheard
your conversation by listening.
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But I didn't hear
a marriage proposal.
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I don't want one.
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I just want to know that
Quinten is gonna be here
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for me and the baby;
that's all that matters.
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I thought the same thing
about your father,
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and then he blindsided us.
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I don't want the same thing
for you and your baby.
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Quinten
is the opposite of Dad.
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He has zero misdemeanors.
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But he's still a man.
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And you haven't even known him
that long.
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I know what I'm doing.
I'm not a little kid.
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No, you're
two little kids now.
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Okay, this is what
we're gonna do.
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[sighs]
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We are gonna stash
some money away.
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That way, if you ever
have to start over again,
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you'll have the means to do it.
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I wish I had this
when things went south
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between me and your dad.
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I mean, I guess
it couldn't hurt, right?
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay.
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Please tell me
that's the last place
260
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,249
you're gonna pull
money out of.
261
00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:09,502
Oh, is this
Grandpa's cigar box?
262
00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:12,839
Yeah, Quinten will never
look in here.
263
00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:15,508
That man can't handle a Cuban.
[chuckles]
264
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,762
See? It was my mom's idea.
265
00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:20,722
She started the whole thing.
266
00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:23,558
Yeah, but you kept it.
267
00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:25,518
So it's--
268
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,145
it's like you've had
one foot out the door
269
00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:28,646
whole time we've been together.
270
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,524
I do have one foot
out the door.
271
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,777
But that's because it wants to
go to The Cheesecake Factory.
272
00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:37,280
Okay, this isn't funny, Mayan.
273
00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:41,910
It's been eight years,
so if you still don't trust me,
274
00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:44,329
I don't know
what we're doing here.
275
00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:48,500
♪ ♪
276
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:49,959
Excuse me, have you seen
a little Latino boy
277
00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,836
who's almost as handsome
as me?
278
00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:54,589
Rosie!
279
00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:56,925
You lost Chance?
280
00:11:56,925 --> 00:11:58,927
- I knew it.
- What are you doing here?
281
00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:00,136
I left the conference early
282
00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:01,763
because I can sense
something was wrong.
283
00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:03,473
I was all tingly.
284
00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:07,352
That's your arthritis, viejita.
285
00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:08,853
You just had to come
and spy on me
286
00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:10,939
so you could tell Mayan
every little thing I did wrong!
287
00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:14,818
Little?
You lost him, tonto.
288
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,405
Where's my Tía Daisy?
289
00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:21,324
She was just here.
290
00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:24,953
Anybody there?
291
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,623
Can somebody please help me?
292
00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:31,126
♪ ♪
293
00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:35,380
Chance?
294
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:36,965
Where are you?
295
00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:39,676
I can't believe you lost
my grandson and my tía.
296
00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:42,679
Well, at least Churro's
still safe here in the bag.
297
00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:43,888
What bag?
298
00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:47,976
[Churro yips]
299
00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:49,227
[ethereal music]
300
00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:50,687
Mmm.
301
00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:53,815
Well, this has been quite a--
a what do you call it?
302
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:55,692
Gas.
303
00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:57,819
But my family's
probably starting to worry,
304
00:12:57,819 --> 00:12:59,362
so I should go.
305
00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:00,864
Bye, darling.
306
00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:05,994
♪ ♪
307
00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:07,370
Welcome back.
308
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:11,374
This is life in The Rack.
309
00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:15,128
It's easy to get in
but impossible to get out.
310
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:18,465
You are now for sale
at discount prices.
311
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,550
[laughs]
312
00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:22,302
Forever!
313
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,137
[laughs]
314
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,556
[upbeat saxophone music]
315
00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:27,932
Excuse me.
316
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,517
Did you see
a little boy leave?
317
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:33,104
No, and nothing gets past
these eagle eyes.
318
00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:35,065
Okay, well,
at least we know
319
00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:36,941
he's still in the store somewhere.
320
00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:46,910
Oh, this is worse
than the time
321
00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:48,536
that you got drunk on the roof
322
00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:51,456
and Mayan thought aliens
were about to abduct her.
323
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:53,541
Why do you keep holding
my past mistakes against me?
324
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:54,834
I'm a better man now.
325
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,419
Mayan sees it. Why can't you?
326
00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:58,880
She won't see past
you losing her son.
327
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:03,301
♪ ♪
328
00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:04,803
Can we please talk
about this?
329
00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:07,639
Nope, I'm in the middle
of something very important.
330
00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,016
[chokes]
331
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:12,644
[hacking]
332
00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:13,728
Okay, give it. Give it.
333
00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:16,356
I'm fine. I'm fine.
334
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,941
[groans]
335
00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:20,610
Baby, this really
wasn't about you.
336
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:21,986
It was about
my mom and I dealing
337
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:24,322
with what my dad
put us through.
338
00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,324
I mean, you live with him.
You know what that's like.
339
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,119
He pantsed me at breakfast.
340
00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:34,749
Honestly, I haven't thought
about that box in years.
341
00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:36,501
And there's a reason why.
342
00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:40,505
Any more ideas for names?
343
00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:42,048
What about...
344
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,341
Hidalgo?
345
00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:46,803
- Hidalgo?
- Yeah.
346
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:50,515
I did not get stretch marks
at 18 for a Hidalgo.
347
00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,062
I'm here.
348
00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:00,442
And so is your father.
349
00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:01,735
What?
350
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,486
He's outside.
351
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:06,906
He wants to see you
and meet the baby.
352
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,158
What do you wanna do?
353
00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:09,451
I haven't spoken to him
354
00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:11,161
since he cheated on you
and left us.
355
00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:13,038
I am not about to start today.
356
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,791
It might be good to let him
at least meet the baby.
357
00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:19,169
If I'm out of line,
358
00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:20,837
just feel free
to tell me to shut up.
359
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:21,796
Shut up.
360
00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:24,341
Well, I was just saying,
361
00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:26,509
regardless of everything
he's done--
362
00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:27,927
I've only told you
half the things.
363
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,262
Seriously?
364
00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:33,183
Well, still,
he's your father.
365
00:15:33,183 --> 00:15:34,642
And this is
his first grandchild.
366
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,186
So I just think you might
regret it someday
367
00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:38,396
if you don't let them meet.
368
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:44,861
I can't see him.
369
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:47,155
But if you want,
370
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:49,074
I can take him out there
to meet your dad.
371
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:56,748
- Okay.
- Yeah?
372
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,503
But tell him he has
to put his beer down first.
373
00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:06,675
♪ ♪
374
00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:09,302
- Still no sign of Chance?
- No, but I found Churro.
375
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,679
She was hiding next to these
really cute kitten heels
376
00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:11,888
in my size.
377
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:13,348
This floor is so dirty.
378
00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:14,474
I thought they had brooms here.
379
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,101
Oh, cookie crumbs.
No, follow me.
380
00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:19,729
Found him.
381
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,356
No, Ross-ie.
382
00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:23,775
Please let me out, darling.
383
00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:24,943
Gordo, wake up.
384
00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:26,277
Wake up. Wake up.
385
00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:28,571
Wake up. Hey.
386
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:30,156
Don't ever run away
from me again, okay?
387
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,825
I mean, I was so scared.
388
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:34,077
I'm sorry. I was scared too.
389
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:35,412
I just got you back
in my life.
390
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:37,247
I don't want to lose you again, Mayan.
391
00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:40,709
♪ ♪
392
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:46,673
[upbeat saxophone music]
393
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,466
My whole life,
I was terrified
394
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:50,552
I'd choose the wrong person.
395
00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:53,471
But that night, when you took
Chance out to meet my dad,
396
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,223
I knew I chose right.
397
00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:59,519
Then why did you hide
all this money?
398
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,354
Look a little closer.
399
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,108
It's $50.
400
00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:07,610
It's just my mom's
underwear money.
401
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,529
She sells her underwear
for money?
402
00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:12,198
No, she just keeps it there.
403
00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:14,951
Oh.
404
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,541
I'm sorry I kept it from you.
405
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:26,671
Actually, there is something
I kept from you
406
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:28,548
the night we came back
from the hospital.
407
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:33,595
Hey. You must be George.
408
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:34,971
- Yeah.
- Quinten.
409
00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:36,306
Oh. Nice to meet you.
410
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:39,184
I want you to know
that even though you're a man,
411
00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:41,478
I admire the work
you do as a nurse.
412
00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:42,812
- [chuckles]
- Fulfilling.
413
00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,397
No, no, no,
I'm not the nurse.
414
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,066
- Oh.
- I'm Mayan's boyfriend
415
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:48,693
and the baby's father.
416
00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:52,697
Really? [chuckles]
417
00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:53,698
All right.
418
00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,200
You know you can take
a DNA test
419
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,576
as soon as a child's
a week old.
420
00:17:57,619 --> 00:18:00,038
I've taken many myself.
421
00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:02,791
Is Mayan coming out?
422
00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:04,959
No, not this time.
423
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:06,961
Oh. Okay.
424
00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:10,173
But she thought you might
wanna meet your grandson.
425
00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:11,800
My grandson.
426
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:12,926
[chuckles]
427
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:15,178
Damn.
428
00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:16,805
He's a thick little sucker,
isn't he?
429
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:17,931
Yeah.
430
00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:21,059
What's--
431
00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:22,852
what's his name?
432
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:25,980
Oh, we haven't figured
that out yet.
433
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,360
It's nice to meet you, Gordo.
434
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,073
I hope that you being here
convinces your mom
435
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:36,950
to give me a second chance.
436
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:45,959
Oh, you were out there
for a while.
437
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,460
How did it go?
438
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,712
It went well.
439
00:18:48,712 --> 00:18:50,338
He thought I was the nurse
440
00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:53,883
and that I may not be
the baby's father, so...
441
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:55,051
maybe it didn't go well.
442
00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:58,304
What else did he say?
443
00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:03,935
He said thank you
for letting him meet the baby
444
00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:07,939
and that he loves you
very much.
445
00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:13,111
Mm.
446
00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:14,571
You okay?
447
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:18,450
Yeah.
448
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,536
I'm just tired.
449
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,039
It's been a long day.
450
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,335
Hey, for his name,
451
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:31,546
what do you think about...
Chance?
452
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:35,925
- Hmm?
- Yeah.
453
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:38,970
I still like Hidalgo.
454
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,474
♪ ♪
455
00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:44,059
Hey, Chance,
stop fighting it.
456
00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:48,521
I'm glad this store
has a pet department.
457
00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:51,191
This is hard for me
to admit, George,
458
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:55,236
but I may have unknowingly
wanted you to fail today.
459
00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:57,155
Oh, no, you were knowing.
460
00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:59,949
I guess I felt that if you
did a good job babysitting,
461
00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:03,119
that would mean
that you can actually change.
462
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:04,454
Mayan was right.
463
00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:06,498
I can't deny it anymore.
464
00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:09,668
You are a better George
than you've ever been.
465
00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:11,920
Wow.
Thank you for saying that.
466
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,713
Just hope she can forgive me
for today.
467
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,507
I think we can keep this
between us.
468
00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:17,217
- Oh, good.
- I agree.
469
00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:18,760
I ain't down to be grounded.
470
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:21,721
You really scared us,
running off today.
471
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,848
And I'll never do it again.
472
00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:25,642
The weird lady
in the clothing rack
473
00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:27,644
scared me straight.
474
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:29,187
- Who?
- Security!
475
00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:30,730
♪ ♪
476
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:33,483
How come you never told me
that story about my dad?
477
00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:35,527
I just figured if you knew
478
00:20:35,527 --> 00:20:37,028
George had something
to do with it,
479
00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:38,613
you wouldn't go
for the name Chance.
480
00:20:38,613 --> 00:20:40,490
You really think
I'm that damaged?
481
00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:44,953
Hello!
482
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:50,875
Hey, guys.
483
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,002
Mm.
484
00:20:52,002 --> 00:20:54,254
- How'd the babysitting go?
- Piece of cake.
485
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:55,213
And how'd the spying go?
486
00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:56,756
George did good.
487
00:20:58,133 --> 00:21:00,051
{\an8}I was a delight.
488
00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:01,886
{\an8}Mm!
489
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,724
{\an8}It's nice to know
I can count on you.
490
00:21:05,724 --> 00:21:08,309
{\an8}Well, Mayan, I'm gonna
be around a long time.
491
00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:09,561
{\an8}I never told you this,
492
00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:10,854
{\an8}but I'm so happy
that I dug you out
493
00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:13,773
{\an8}of the lost and found
at Walmart 35 years ago.
494
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,444
{\an8}[chuckles]
495
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:18,862
{\an8}Wait, where's Tía Daisy?
496
00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:20,697
{\an8}Oh.
497
00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:23,658
{\an8}- Attention, shoppers.
Ross is now closed.
498
00:21:25,535 --> 00:21:27,245
{\an8}I hate this place.
499
00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:29,039
{\an8}♪ ♪
500
00:21:29,089 --> 00:21:33,639
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