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♪ Who's the improbable duo
that you heard about?
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♪ Faster than a scooter
stronger than metal
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♪ Who's the little girl
and her domesticated rodent?
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♪ Who's still standing
when you see the dust settle?
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♪ It's Hamster
Hamster, Hamster
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♪ Hamster and Gretel
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♪ If they can't do it
then nobody can
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♪ Hamster, Hamster, Hamster
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♪ Hamster and Gretel
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♪ There's also Kevin
in the minivan ♪
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(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
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GRETEL: It's got
so much momentum.
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Maybe I can
slow it down if I...
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As far back
as I can remember,
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I always wanted
a lemonade stand.
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Lemonade,
50 cents a cup.
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Are you sure
you want to do that by hand, Bailey?
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My grandma says
you've got to hand squeeze every lemon
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until your fingers are pruny
and burning with citric acid.
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Well, I trust
your grandma's pretty fingers.
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I can tell we're going
to make a fortune today.
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I'll take a glass.
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That's really good.
Keep the change, kids.
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Our first dollar.
We're gonna be rich.
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We only need to sell
2,000 more cups to get our dream tree house.
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BAILEY: No bowling alley?
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Couldn't get
the permit.
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Where's Kevin?
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He's over at Fred's
playing pool.
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Nice. So you want
to play a game?
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I provide the basement
and the pool table, not the competition.
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Is there no one here
to challenge me?
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Rack them up,
mop boy.
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"Mop boy"?
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Because I'm going to
mop the floor with you.
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And another sale.
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Only 1,972
lemonades to go.
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I love this business!
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Salutations, ladies.
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Hey, Nordle.
You remember Tobor.
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Oh, right.
Hey, Tobor.
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Greetings.
Calm down, Tobor.
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So selling
lemonade, huh?
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Yep, it's my
grandma's recipe.
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Here, try a cup.
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(SNIFFS)
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That's pretty good.
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Thanks.
I said pretty good, not paradigm shifting.
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If you really
want this business to take off,
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you're gonna have
to kick things up a notch.
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We are?
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Fortunately for you,
I'm prepared to make
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a sizable investment
in your stand. Tobor.
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All I ask for
is a third of the company.
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No, thanks.
Bailey and I have it covered.
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I make the lemonade,
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Gretel handles
the business.
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And our friendship
takes care of the rest.
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Oh, yeah? How will
your friendship work
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without a vertically
integrated business model?
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Our friendship
doesn't need vertical anything.
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(SCOFFS)
Here's my card.
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Call me when you're ready
to make some real money.
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Let's go, Tobor.
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Farewell, ladies.
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NORDLE: Take it down
a notch, Tobor.
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Don't listen
to him, Gretel.
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As long as we have
lemonade and each other,
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we don't need
anything else.
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Except customers.
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Oh, that, too.
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I have an idea.
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What if we take
some of our money
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and use it
to print up some posters
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to get the word out?
That's using your sour power.
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Gretel,
thank goodness you're back.
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We're slammed!
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Guess those posters
did the trick.
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One tiny problem.
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All we have left
is one lemon.
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Oh, no!
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Well, well, well.
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Looks like
someone's friendship
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is having
a supply chain crisis.
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If you just sign
this contract,
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I'll have you pumping out
lemonade again like that!
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We don't need
your help.
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Wait, Bailey, I think
we should take the deal.
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But Gretel...
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The dream tree house.
It's the only way.
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Okay. If it's
the only way.
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You two grab
a power lunch.
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We'll get
things set up.
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Okay.
Come on, Bailey.
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We can make sandwiches
at my place.
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I like sandwiches.
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Tobor, you have
no mouth.
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Your turn, mop boy.
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One ball, side pocket.
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Are you trying
to hustle me?
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Well, I did go to pool camp
two summers in a row.
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It's all about
the angles, baby.
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Oh, it's on.
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I know you weren't
wild about Nordle,
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but maybe now
we can spread some of the work around.
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But the stand
was supposed to be our thing, and now...
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It still is.
Well, most of it.
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How much could
Nordle possibly...
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change it?
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Hi.
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Welcome to
Grandma Exclamation's Old-timey Lemonade.
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Can I
get you anything?
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I want
Nordle's head.
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Um, I don't see that
on the menu.
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Partners, how was
your power lunch?
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Don't you "how was
your power lunch" us.
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What happened
to our stand?
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And why is
your grandma on the sign?
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NORDLE: Oh, no,
that's not my grandma.
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Grandma Exclamation
was created by an ad agency
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to rope in
the 45 to 80 demo.
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As for
what happened, it's simple.
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I turned your
rinky-dink stand
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into the number one
juice spot in town.
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But how? When we left,
you just had one lemon.
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There's a great saying,
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when life
gives you a lemon,
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make it huge!
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BAILEY: That's not
how that saying goes.
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You see, my father
recently patented fruitonium,
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a radioactive compound
which causes rapid growth in fruits.
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So...
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♪ The lemon's getting bigger
the lemon's getting better
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♪ We've got citric acid
Yes, it's time to invest
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♪ The lemon's getting bigger
the lemon's getting better
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♪ The market's
looking bullish
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♪ And it's all
full of zest
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♪ We've got
production growth and market share
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♪ And tons of synergy
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♪ And we're all about
our integrated verticality
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♪ Our profit margin's
living large
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♪ And we'll all get ahead
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♪ 'Cause we're part
of a squeeze and sell cartel
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♪ Remember what I said?
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♪ The lemon's getting bigger
the lemon's getting better
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♪ The sky's the limit
We've got no bottom line
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♪ The lemon's getting bigger
the lemon's getting better
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♪ I hope you're thirsty
'cause it's lemonade time ♪
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That song was fine.
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But what about
the lemonade?
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Here, try it.
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Ugh! It's so sweet!
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This isn't half as good
as my grandma's recipe.
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Uh, I'm, like,
right here.
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It doesn't
have to be.
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We sell it for
25 cents a cup.
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Twenty-five cents?
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We sold it for 50!
Yes.
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But because of
my cost savings,
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we make twice
as much per cup.
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We've doubled
our profits.
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Oh, that's great.
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No, it's not!
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This is nothing but water,
lemon juice and sugar.
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There's no love in this.
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Maybe not.
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But there is
a synthetic love substitute.
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I vote
we go back
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to the old business.
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Real lemonade
made with real love.
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And I vote
for my innovative
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expanding lemon
business model.
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I know how
you feel, Bailey.
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But we tried it
our way,
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and it didn't work.
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What? Have you
lost your mind?
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It's not exactly
what we envisioned,
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but at least now
we can get the tree house, our dream.
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My dream was
to make real lemonade with my best friend.
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I'm opening up
my own lemonade stand.
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But Bailey...
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You know, she signed
a non-compete clause,
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so you're gonna
have to tell her to cease and desist.
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I'm not
gonna do that.
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Well,
my attorney's in Barbados,
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so it ain't gonna
be him, baby.
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(ALARM BLARING)
Um, sir?
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Not now, Tobor.
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TOBOR: I hope I'm not
programmed to feel pain.
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No, I definitely am.
Ow, ow, ow!
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Whoa!
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(SHRIEKS)
(ALL SCREAMING)
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Runaway lemon!
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I hereby disclaim
any and all interest
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in this juice bar
and its subsidiaries.
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That's exactly
what I was afraid of.
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(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
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GRETEL: It's got
so much momentum.
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Maybe I can
slow it down if I...
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Which brings us to now.
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(GRUNTS)
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Uh, the ball moved.
My turn.
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Hey, I didn't
touch it. (THUDDING)
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Uh, what the
heck is that?
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Ugh. Please let this
be a typo.
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It was a typo.
It said melon.
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I need
you guys' help. What happened?
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Bailey and I made
a lemonade stand,
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but we didn't make any money,
so we brought Nordle on.
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But he used
his dad's fruitonium to make the lemon big,
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and now there's
a big, unstoppable lemon rolling towards the city.
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I have no
follow-up questions.
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How do we stop it?
Pool math.
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If we hit the lemon
with another large round object
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at just the right angle,
we could send it down
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the causeway
into the old court.
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Yes. Except
we'll all be
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crushed to death
if we miss.
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And that's why
the two best hustlers
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are gonna be playing
on the largest table.
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Where are we gonna get
a giant ball?
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Hmm. I have
just the one.
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(GRUNTING)
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Sorry. I'll bring
this right back.
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Hmm. Not billiard regulation,
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but should do the trick.
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Okay. You have to hit it
at 17 degrees on my signal.
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Hold.
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Hold.
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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Now!
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Wait a sec.
Isn't that globe
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way more dense
than the lemon?
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Yeah, that just
means that... Oh, no!
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Well, the city
is out of danger.
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Although
it's really sticky now.
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Oh, come on!
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Bailey!
Gretel!
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Thank goodness
you're okay.
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I'm so sorry.
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You were right
about the business.
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It was a mistake
to let it come between us.
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Yeah, it was.
But at least nobody got hurt.
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TOBOR: Oh, I can't
feel my sensors.
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(SCOFFS) Tobor,
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stop being
a drama queen!
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(SIGHS) Oh, good.
You survived.
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That means
I can give you
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your share
of the profits.
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Profits?
Sure.
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After clean-up,
insurance
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and many legal fees,
of course.
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00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:50,358
Fifty cents?
You're welcome.
254
00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:53,027
Well, it looks like
the dream tree house stays a dream.
255
00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:54,320
But it's good
to have a dream.
256
00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:57,031
And some lemonade.
257
00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:58,908
Bailey Carter,
I represent
258
00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:01,286
Grandma Exclamations
Old-timey Lemonade.
259
00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:03,621
This is a cease
and desist letter to enjoin you from...
260
00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:05,540
Wait, Phil.
We worked it out.
261
00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:08,418
(SIGHS) You know
I have to bill you for this, right?
262
00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:10,795
Yes, I know
how it works.
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00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:12,797
TOBOR: Please,
for the love of alloy, deactivate me.
264
00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:15,008
It's not all
about you, Tobor!
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00:11:15,058 --> 00:11:19,608
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