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oh

oh

Shit I'm sorry wait

wait

would you like something to drink

some wine would be nice

sweet dreams Chianti

unk en unk

Haha

come on

I have to go in 5 minutes

like this

music

you can get really sick from there you know

thanks for the advice

when'd you start smoking

when I was 10

wow what happened to you

it was the summer of 92 and my dad died

and I met this alien

and he taught me how to ride a bike

and gave him my first cigarette

my dad falls asleep in movies and plays all the time

he took me to see cabaret

and he fell asleep

and he snored so loud they kicked him out

I love cabaret

I love it too

and do you know that theater used to be a club

and they did a lot of Coke in there

did you know that Jack Nicholson did so much coke

that the thing between his nose fell out 7 times

wow

so don't ever do it

have a perfect little nose

almost done

so

do you like my dad

I gotta go sweetie wait

people say my mom's hair was like silk

but you have really soft skin

oh

you could call me sometime

are you coming back

what she give you

promise to give it back promise

did you take a bath with her

you should go out with her again

and you

should be in bed by 1030

my little Casanova huh

come on son

you know they're gonna be lining up for you

I don't want them to

Oliver she's not for us she left it for me

get your own women

and