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HELEN: Hi, babe.
Hey, sweetie, listen.
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I'm sorry, but I
got some bad news.
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The conference is running long.
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[school bell rings]Seriously?
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I was making your favorite
casserole for dinner.
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The kids are going to be bummed.
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I know, I know, and I'm sorry,
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but it's a sales banquet.
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And you know Luther, he thinks
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no one's going to
buy a computer server
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unless you eat a rubber
chicken breast with them.
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[chuckles] It's okay,
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I have a million
linguistics finals to grade.
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But I was really looking
forward to seeing you.
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No, I know, honey, but
it's-it's a big project.
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If I get this commission, we
can get the dishwasher fixed.
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Okay.
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Well, have fun in Cleveland.
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Who doesn't have
fun in Cleveland?
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Look, I got to go. The
banquet's about to start.
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Please don't be mad.
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I'm not mad.
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Try to enjoy your
sales banquet chicken.
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I will. I love you.
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Kisses. More kisses.
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Do you need a hug?
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LUTHER: Aw, "Kisses.
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Please don't be mad
at me"? Seriously?
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Let's put a hold on
the toxic masculinity.
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We're behind schedule.
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I love my wife.
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Give me a break.
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GIB: Okay, mission review.
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You go in, kidnap
the weapons dealer,
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and get him out.
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Ambulance arrives in
exactly 22 minutes.
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Any questions?
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HARRY: If we're
unclear on the mission
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at this point, Gib, I'm
pretty sure we're dead.
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Aw.
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[beeping]
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[electronic trilling]
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HARRY: We're in
place. Initiate.
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GIB: Luther, buddy, you're up.
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LUTHER: Man, I
love this thing.
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It slices, it dices,
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it cuts through
carbon steel bars,
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and it's still sharp enough
to slice through a tomato.
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Boys and their toys.
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My next op, I need a smaller gun
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or a bigger suit.
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GIB: Uh, you're grabbing
one of the biggest
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weapons dealers
in the hemisphere.
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It's not supposed to be easy.
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HARRY: Easy for
you to say, Gib.
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You don't have to carry
a 200-pound bad guy
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halfway across the Caribbean.
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Aw. Field agents
get all the glory
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and all the lower back pain.
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Maybe you'll remember
that the next time
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you make fun of me for
sitting in a van all day.
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Have all you want.
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Your dad's not going to
make it to dinner, so...
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What, he's not?
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Yeah, I thought he was
supposed to be home tonight.
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Uh, I guess he got stuck
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at a sales conference
in Cleveland.
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Poor Dad.
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Seriously, when is he
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not stuck at a sales conference?
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I know it happens a lot, but
you know what your dad says.
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"Computers don't
sell themselves."
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[chuckles]
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Yeah, but he should
still have a life.
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I mean, it's not like
he's saving the world.
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Can't he just tell them no?
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I wish.
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HARRY: Oh, boy.
This is not good.
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Trilby didn't tell us
who's on the guest list.
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It's a who's who
of global bad guys.
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Gib, why didn't we
get a full report
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on what we're walking into?
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This is a nightmare.
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GIB: Talk to the boss,
man. I just work here.
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What's your approach?
HARRY: The catering van
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with the grill at the
backside of the house.
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All right, let's roll.
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["Icky Thump" by The
White Stripes playing]
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♪ Ya-hee, icky thump,
who'd have thunk? ♪
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♪ Sitting drunk on
a wagon to Mexico ♪
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♪ Ah, well, what a
chump, and my head ♪
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♪ Got a bump when I
hit it on the radio ♪
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♪ Redhead se orita
looking dead ♪
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♪ Came and said, "I
need a bed" en espa ol ♪
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Okay, guys, once you
clear the catering area,
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you're gonna want to scale
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the second balcony on your...
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left. On your left.
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Rand's office is on the far east
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end of the home.
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Remember,
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once you get inside,
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any sound over a
normal speaking voice
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will set off the alarm.
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So, when you grab him,
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no yelling, no shooting.
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Harry, keep it quiet.
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[door opens]
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Excuse me?
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What are you doing in here?
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I was getting bored downstairs.
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Just looking for some fun.
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♪ Icky thump, with a
lump in my throat ♪
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♪ Grabbed my coat, and I was
freaking, I was ready to go ♪
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♪ And I swear beside the
hair, she had one white eye ♪
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♪ One blank stare,
looking up, lying there ♪
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♪ On the stand near her
hand was a candy cane ♪
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♪ Black rum, sugar cane,
dry ice, something strange ♪
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♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la...
[thump]
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Harry, what was that?
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I told you, nothing over
a normal speaking voice.
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[whispering]: It's fine,
won't happen again.
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M-Make sure it doesn't.
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We're about one wet fart
away from dead, okay?
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Now, get in your uniforms,
get that stretcher set up,
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and kill the security
system. We got to move.
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Luther, you're gonna
find the keypad
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for the security system
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behind the painting
on the west wall.
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Get that thing decoded
and shut it down.
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[phone dings]Also, Harry,
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Helen just texted
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to remind you about
her work barbecue.
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Respond: "I didn't
forget. I'm all over it."
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Heart emoji.
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Kissy heart emoji.
Send pic three.
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Pic four is way cuter.
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Pic three.
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[phone whooshes]
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What a goofball.
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MAN: Mr. Rand?[knock on door]
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Are you all right?
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Guys, what's going on?
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Psst. [grunts]
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Harry.
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[grunting]
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[stammers] What's happening?
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Luther? He's having
a pillow fight
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with this guy in
front of my face.
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There's nothing I can do.
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HARRY [whispering]: Maria.
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[muffled grunting]
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Guys, you're peaking out here.
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[whispering]: It's fine,
Harry's got it under control.
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[muffled grunting]
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[alarm beeping]
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Go, go, go. Get out of there.
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[alarm blares]New plan.
Corner of the house,
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the catering van with the grill.
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Go. Go.Get out. Get out.
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HELEN: Dana.Mom.
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Can you knock next time, please?
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I'm just checking
on your homework.
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I already did it.
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I was just looking
at my snow globes.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Love you. I love you.
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Good night.
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No, no, no, no. Maria,
you've got to drive faster.
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I got three guards on
motorcycles coming in hot.
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It's a catering van.
It can't go faster.
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[gunshots]
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GIB: Harry, can
you take them out?
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HARRY: I'm trying.
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I got a giant grill full
of T-bones in the way.
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[gunshots]
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Harry, they're gaining on you.
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HARRY: Yeah, Gib, I see
that. I can't get a shot.
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I got an idea.
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The laser cutter, give it to me.
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[muffled shouting]
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Hey, sweetie.
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Hey. I'm about to go to bed.
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Just playing a video game.
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Okay, nothing too
violent, I hope.
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I know. No violence.
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GIB: Oh, shame to waste
all those T-bones.
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All right, everybody,
let's go home.
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Okay, cover story review.
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Where'd you stay?
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Cleveland Ramada, room 713.
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How'd you get the
bruise on your arm?
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Luther's bag fell out of
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the overhead compartment
on the plane.
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Good, good.
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Your plane was United 238.
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Breakfast was a Denver omelet.
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Here are your presents.
Where'd you get them?
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Airport gift shop
next to the Starbucks
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where I got my muffin.
Receipts are in my wallet.
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I got it, okay?
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Hey, don't get mad at me.
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I don't need a cover
story. You're the genius
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who decided to get
married and have a family.
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Yeah, well...
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what's the point
of saving the world
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if you're not doing it
for the people you love?
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That's really touching, Harry.
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Maybe if the spy thing
doesn't work out,
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you could write greeting cards.
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I know a guy.
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I'll see you later.
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Good luck.
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Jakey, isn't this your textbook?
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Yeah, I was looking
for that. Thanks.
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Okay. Dana. No breakfast?
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DANA: I had a protein bar.
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HELEN: That's not
breakfast. I made eggs.
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Eggs are cruel, mom.
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I watched this video, and
these chickens were just...
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Hey, everyone.
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Dad's home. DANA: Hey, Dad.
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Hi, welcome home, honey.Hi.
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Uh, I'm sorry I can't stay,
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I've got to bring
the kids to school,
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and I have yoga.
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Okay, no problem,
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but before you go, I
come bearing gifts.
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Jake, Cleveland Browns cap.
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Huh, buddy? Awesome.
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Dana,
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this is a very special
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Cleveland snow globe.
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It's from the James Garfield
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monument gift shop.
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This is so great.
Thank you, Dad.
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I don't have this one
yet. It's awesome.
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He was assassinated, never
got to finish his term.
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And for my lovely wife...
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Another travel book.
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Yeah. Thank you so much.
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You're welcome.
There's a shopping list
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on the counter for the barbecue,
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and love you. Okay, bye.
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Come on, let's go. Everybody.
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DANA: Bye, Dad. Thanks
again for the snow globe.
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JAKE: Yeah, Dad.
See you later.
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[door closes]
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♪
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DANA: It's so sweet of Dad to
bring us presents all the time,
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but this has to be the most
boring object in the universe.
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Weren't you playing with
your snow globes last night?
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Yeah, but I'm into
other stuff, too.
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Sometimes it's like he
doesn't even know me.
258
00:10:21,869 --> 00:10:22,869
Seriously.
259
00:10:23,015 --> 00:10:24,595
It's cool that he thinks of us.
260
00:10:24,620 --> 00:10:26,030
I don't even wear baseball caps.
261
00:10:26,055 --> 00:10:27,555
Yeah, 'cause you
like to show off
262
00:10:27,580 --> 00:10:28,980
your cute little
haircut we got you.
263
00:10:29,005 --> 00:10:30,845
[chuckles] All right,
have fun at school.
264
00:10:30,870 --> 00:10:32,410
Learn all the... I love...
265
00:10:33,788 --> 00:10:35,018
I love you both.
266
00:10:35,043 --> 00:10:36,443
[school bell rings]
267
00:10:49,465 --> 00:10:51,085
A hundred places
we'll never see,
268
00:10:51,110 --> 00:10:53,058
a hundred things we'll never do.
269
00:10:58,045 --> 00:11:00,135
["Beat On the Brat"
by Ramones playing]
270
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,610
[tires squeal]
271
00:11:04,349 --> 00:11:07,208
♪ Beat on the brat,
beat on the brat ♪
272
00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:09,247
♪ With a baseball
bat, oh, yeah ♪
273
00:11:09,272 --> 00:11:10,412
HELEN: Whoo!
274
00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:12,187
♪ Oh, yeah, oh-oh
275
00:11:15,176 --> 00:11:18,616
♪ Beat on the brat,
beat on the brat ♪
276
00:11:21,353 --> 00:11:22,685
[tires screech]
277
00:11:23,089 --> 00:11:24,839
[panting]
278
00:11:31,630 --> 00:11:33,210
WOMAN: That is insane.
279
00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:36,040
How do they do that
with their legs?
280
00:11:36,065 --> 00:11:37,281
It's not that hard,
281
00:11:37,306 --> 00:11:39,876
you just have to
breathe into it.
282
00:11:41,010 --> 00:11:42,647
Okay, is something wrong?
283
00:11:42,672 --> 00:11:45,044
No, I'm good. I'm fine.
284
00:11:45,069 --> 00:11:46,118
Tell me.
285
00:11:46,143 --> 00:11:47,692
Do you promise not
to say anything?
286
00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:51,157
On the way here, I drove
a hundred miles an hour.
287
00:11:51,181 --> 00:11:52,181
What? Yeah.
288
00:11:52,206 --> 00:11:53,206
Maybe more. I don't know.
289
00:11:53,231 --> 00:11:54,431
Are you insane? Yeah.
290
00:11:54,456 --> 00:11:55,820
I don't know, I
think maybe I am.
291
00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:57,243
I think I was just
trying to feel,
292
00:11:57,268 --> 00:11:58,465
like, a little bit of excitement
293
00:11:58,489 --> 00:11:59,529
because I look at my life,
294
00:11:59,607 --> 00:12:00,727
and it's the kids, and class
295
00:12:00,752 --> 00:12:02,299
and a peck on the
cheek from Harry, so...
296
00:12:02,323 --> 00:12:03,383
Okay.
297
00:12:03,430 --> 00:12:04,670
This is about Harry.
298
00:12:04,710 --> 00:12:05,890
Hmm, I don't know.
299
00:12:06,973 --> 00:12:08,243
I love Harry.
300
00:12:08,268 --> 00:12:11,156
He's an amazing husband,
he's a great father...
301
00:12:11,181 --> 00:12:13,246
But you're not satisfied?
302
00:12:14,683 --> 00:12:15,763
It wasn't always like this.
303
00:12:15,788 --> 00:12:17,063
In the beginning,
304
00:12:17,088 --> 00:12:19,175
he was very exciting.Mm-hmm.
305
00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:22,315
He is still this
amazing, sexy man,
306
00:12:22,340 --> 00:12:25,440
but sometimes he
can be a little...
307
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,566
I feel a little bad saying
this: He can be boring.
308
00:12:29,390 --> 00:12:32,905
He's a computer salesman whose
idea of fun and adventure
309
00:12:32,930 --> 00:12:34,607
is ordering coffee from Hawaii.
310
00:12:34,632 --> 00:12:36,578
Oh. [chuckles]
311
00:12:36,910 --> 00:12:40,752
I want to hold his hand,
312
00:12:41,059 --> 00:12:43,020
and I want to look
into his eyes,
313
00:12:43,045 --> 00:12:45,985
and I want to feel...
314
00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:48,120
passion.
315
00:12:48,145 --> 00:12:51,515
All right, listen.
316
00:12:51,715 --> 00:12:53,855
You say he's gone a lot.
317
00:12:54,138 --> 00:12:55,288
Tell me this.
318
00:12:55,313 --> 00:12:58,663
Is he canceling plans
a lot, last minute?
319
00:12:59,003 --> 00:13:01,529
Take phone calls and
texts in the other room?
320
00:13:02,579 --> 00:13:05,069
When he does that, it's
mostly just for work stuff.
321
00:13:05,295 --> 00:13:08,535
Helen, I know you don't
want to hear this,
322
00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:10,402
but you might not be
323
00:13:10,427 --> 00:13:12,827
the only one keeping
a secret here.
324
00:13:28,037 --> 00:13:29,657
HARRY: Hey, Tony.
325
00:13:29,790 --> 00:13:31,548
Good morning, Donna.
326
00:13:31,573 --> 00:13:33,250
Hey, how was the
sales conference?
327
00:13:33,275 --> 00:13:34,805
Pretty good, pretty good.
328
00:13:34,830 --> 00:13:37,285
We might make our June
sales numbers after all.
329
00:13:39,483 --> 00:13:41,053
[elevator dings]
330
00:13:48,015 --> 00:13:50,185
FEMALE VOICE: Please identify.
331
00:13:50,549 --> 00:13:52,079
[electronic trilling]
332
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:01,958
Access granted. Welcome
to Omega Sector.
333
00:14:02,011 --> 00:14:04,512
Trilby, you want to tell me
what the hell is going on?
334
00:14:04,537 --> 00:14:06,781
What? You had a
successful mission.
335
00:14:06,806 --> 00:14:08,021
We're questioning
Rand right now...
336
00:14:08,045 --> 00:14:10,127
What arms dealer gets
every major rogue state
337
00:14:10,152 --> 00:14:12,512
and terror group to come to
him for an event like that?
338
00:14:14,295 --> 00:14:16,440
All right. Sit.
339
00:14:16,465 --> 00:14:17,465
And try to remember
340
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:18,820
you're talking to your boss.
341
00:14:18,845 --> 00:14:20,685
Take a look at this.
342
00:14:20,885 --> 00:14:22,988
Iraq, last May.
343
00:14:23,013 --> 00:14:25,983
This is a military base
on the Turkish border.
344
00:14:27,622 --> 00:14:30,629
It was attacked using
some kind of device.
345
00:14:32,877 --> 00:14:36,301
All the defenses, the
concrete, the steel,
346
00:14:36,326 --> 00:14:38,525
crumbled in seconds.
347
00:14:41,817 --> 00:14:43,358
That event last night?
348
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,980
Everyone there was shopping
for one of their very own.
349
00:14:46,005 --> 00:14:47,005
Where'd it come from?
350
00:14:47,030 --> 00:14:48,030
We don't know.
351
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,425
We hoped Rand would know,
352
00:14:49,450 --> 00:14:52,088
but it looks like he's
just a well-paid middleman.
353
00:14:52,113 --> 00:14:53,861
Are those things
still out there?
354
00:14:53,886 --> 00:14:55,471
I wish I could say no, Harry,
355
00:14:55,496 --> 00:14:57,686
but there's one we
can't account for yet.
356
00:14:58,049 --> 00:15:00,029
Stay ready.
357
00:15:00,054 --> 00:15:02,470
We'll get in touch when
we know our next move.
358
00:15:02,708 --> 00:15:04,548
You do that, and next time,
359
00:15:04,573 --> 00:15:06,323
tell me what I'm walking in to.
360
00:15:13,463 --> 00:15:14,993
Jake, where's the
barbecue sauce?
361
00:15:15,018 --> 00:15:16,428
It's behind the cereal.
362
00:15:16,453 --> 00:15:17,879
What's it doing
behind the cereal?
363
00:15:17,904 --> 00:15:19,518
I like it on my sandwiches.
364
00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:21,672
Buddy, you can't
hoard barbecue sauce.
365
00:15:21,697 --> 00:15:23,088
I was looking for this.
366
00:15:23,113 --> 00:15:25,175
DANA: Okay, Dad,
I don't get this.
367
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,100
Why do we have to have
a barbecue anyway?
368
00:15:27,125 --> 00:15:29,201
Because we're a family and
we're supporting your mother.
369
00:15:29,225 --> 00:15:30,732
And if you really want to
go to the beach tomorrow
370
00:15:30,756 --> 00:15:32,846
with Riley, you'll
stop complaining.
371
00:15:35,385 --> 00:15:37,865
HELEN: Don't forget
to talk to Lawrence.
372
00:15:38,130 --> 00:15:39,307
My department chair?
373
00:15:39,340 --> 00:15:40,670
Right, yes. We
talked about this.
374
00:15:40,695 --> 00:15:41,542
Okay. I got it.
375
00:15:41,589 --> 00:15:42,604
You'll be fine. Lawrence, yup.
376
00:15:42,628 --> 00:15:44,158
I'm on it.
377
00:15:45,660 --> 00:15:47,930
LAWRENCE: You know, they
say the more you flip it,
378
00:15:48,130 --> 00:15:49,800
it dries it out.
379
00:15:49,825 --> 00:15:51,116
Is that what they say? Uh-huh.
380
00:15:51,140 --> 00:15:52,240
I'll keep that in mind.
381
00:15:52,265 --> 00:15:53,726
So you're the head of
the department, I hear?
382
00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:54,750
Yes.
383
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:57,510
Oop, a little flare-up there.
384
00:15:57,710 --> 00:16:00,730
So, uh, Helen tells me
you work in computers?
385
00:16:00,930 --> 00:16:03,430
Yes. Sales to mid-sized
insurance companies.
386
00:16:03,455 --> 00:16:04,645
We specialize...
387
00:16:04,670 --> 00:16:07,000
Sometimes I wish I was
in something like sales.
388
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,840
Get away from all the
constant pressure...
389
00:16:08,946 --> 00:16:11,251
Harry? Look who's here.
390
00:16:11,290 --> 00:16:13,031
Hey! Uh, hey!
391
00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:14,486
I guess I caught
you in the middle of
392
00:16:14,510 --> 00:16:15,786
some kind of party or something?
393
00:16:15,810 --> 00:16:17,401
Yeah, just an event
for my work colleagues.
394
00:16:17,425 --> 00:16:18,838
Sorry to drop in on you.
395
00:16:18,863 --> 00:16:21,493
Just got a quick office
update for the big guy.
396
00:16:21,518 --> 00:16:23,236
There's cheese, Gib.
Go have some cheese.
397
00:16:23,260 --> 00:16:24,235
Mmm. I'm sorry.
398
00:16:24,260 --> 00:16:25,930
Uh, we'll just be a second.
399
00:16:25,955 --> 00:16:28,145
We'll get you another
refreshment, Lawrence.
400
00:16:28,170 --> 00:16:29,319
Don't mind if I do.
401
00:16:29,344 --> 00:16:30,794
All right.
402
00:16:32,150 --> 00:16:33,934
[laughs]
403
00:16:34,403 --> 00:16:35,903
What are you doing here?
404
00:16:36,050 --> 00:16:37,335
You wouldn't answer the phone,
405
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:38,545
so Trilby sent me over.
406
00:16:38,570 --> 00:16:40,205
Our worst fears have come true.
407
00:16:40,230 --> 00:16:42,645
That missing weapon
everybody was worried about?
408
00:16:42,670 --> 00:16:44,728
Well, it turns out Rand
sold one of those weapons
409
00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:45,853
before we picked him up.
410
00:16:45,878 --> 00:16:47,707
We head to Paris
tomorrow to intercept it.
411
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,520
Tomorrow?
412
00:16:49,545 --> 00:16:51,780
Mmm. Is that gouda?
413
00:16:51,805 --> 00:16:52,915
She has to send us?
414
00:16:52,940 --> 00:16:54,700
We're the only ones
that are authorized.
415
00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:56,780
Plus, we are the best.
416
00:16:56,805 --> 00:16:58,485
Two missions in four days?
417
00:16:58,860 --> 00:17:01,050
Gib, I have a cover ID
I need to maintain here.
418
00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:04,840
Mm, technically, it's just
part two of one mission,
419
00:17:04,865 --> 00:17:07,188
and it's a good thing your
cover ID isn't barbecue master,
420
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:08,930
'cause your grill
game's weak, bro.
421
00:17:09,130 --> 00:17:10,427
We all good here? GIB: Yes.
422
00:17:10,452 --> 00:17:12,280
Yes, yes. Just
finishing up the update,
423
00:17:12,424 --> 00:17:13,720
uh, on the sales trip tomorrow.
424
00:17:13,863 --> 00:17:15,933
Yeah. [chuckles] There's
a sales trip tomorrow?
425
00:17:16,039 --> 00:17:17,760
Sure is. Third biggest
426
00:17:17,785 --> 00:17:19,285
insurance carrier in the region.
427
00:17:19,310 --> 00:17:20,590
The spread is awesome.
428
00:17:20,742 --> 00:17:21,900
Thank you.
429
00:17:21,925 --> 00:17:23,020
Can I talk to you
for a second, Harry?
430
00:17:23,044 --> 00:17:23,804
Yeah, but the chicken...
431
00:17:23,829 --> 00:17:25,369
Leave the chicken.
432
00:17:30,070 --> 00:17:32,210
Another work trip?
Really? Tomorrow?
433
00:17:32,287 --> 00:17:33,570
I know, honey, I am so sorry.
434
00:17:33,630 --> 00:17:35,260
It just came up last minute.
435
00:17:35,285 --> 00:17:36,996
Gib just told me... Yes, and
Gib, that's another thing.
436
00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:38,176
He's eating all of
my hors d'oeuvres
437
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,870
that I got for my work party.
438
00:17:39,895 --> 00:17:41,270
Harry, sometimes I don't think
439
00:17:41,295 --> 00:17:42,752
that you're focused on
your family anymore.
440
00:17:42,776 --> 00:17:44,066
What are you talking about?
441
00:17:44,091 --> 00:17:46,286
I'm making chicken for your
work barbecue as we speak.
442
00:17:46,311 --> 00:17:48,111
I'm not talking
about chicken, Harry.
443
00:17:48,136 --> 00:17:50,276
I'm talking about us.
444
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,270
What's wrong with us?
445
00:17:55,490 --> 00:17:56,935
I didn't want to
have to say this,
446
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:58,980
but Cherry showed me
a checklist online.
447
00:17:59,180 --> 00:18:00,500
Cherry? Mm-hmm.
448
00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:03,330
"Ten Signs Your Husband
is Having an Affair."
449
00:18:03,530 --> 00:18:04,725
Oh... Late-night texts,
450
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,362
secret phone calls,
emotionally distant,
451
00:18:06,443 --> 00:18:08,519
and seven other things
that I don't remember,
452
00:18:08,544 --> 00:18:09,739
but the point is you've checked
453
00:18:09,763 --> 00:18:11,816
every single one of the
boxes, Harry. Helen,
454
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,990
an affair? How can
you even think that?
455
00:18:14,015 --> 00:18:15,519
What other explanation
could there be?
456
00:18:15,544 --> 00:18:17,300
Explanation? I'm working.
457
00:18:17,325 --> 00:18:19,100
I showed you the
pictures from Cleveland.
458
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,656
I don't need to see pictures
from Cleveland, Harry.
459
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,086
I'm saying that our
marriage is in crisis.
460
00:18:22,110 --> 00:18:23,485
Helen, I swear to you
461
00:18:23,510 --> 00:18:25,870
that it's not what you think.
462
00:18:26,070 --> 00:18:27,395
Well, what is it?
463
00:18:27,420 --> 00:18:28,990
I was planning something,
464
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,535
and I wanted it
to be a surprise.
465
00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:32,490
Oh, I wanted it
to be a surprise.
466
00:18:32,515 --> 00:18:34,557
That's why Gib is here.
He was helping me plan.
467
00:18:37,296 --> 00:18:39,776
What, what's he
helping you plan?
468
00:18:40,580 --> 00:18:43,630
We're going to Paris tomorrow.
469
00:18:43,830 --> 00:18:45,760
What? Yes.
470
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:47,898
Oh, is that why you
got me the travel book?
471
00:18:48,780 --> 00:18:49,920
Yes.
472
00:18:50,140 --> 00:18:51,420
Surprise.
473
00:18:51,446 --> 00:18:53,066
[laughs]
474
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:56,420
Huh?
475
00:18:59,670 --> 00:19:01,420
Dude, this is a joke, right?
476
00:19:01,445 --> 00:19:02,929
You invited your
wife on a mission?
477
00:19:02,954 --> 00:19:04,256
No, I didn't invite
her on a mission,
478
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:05,915
I invited her on a vacation.
479
00:19:05,940 --> 00:19:07,890
Helen thought I was
having an affair.
480
00:19:07,915 --> 00:19:09,037
I had to tell her something.
481
00:19:09,062 --> 00:19:11,269
So you say you got a secret
fantasy football league.
482
00:19:11,294 --> 00:19:12,629
You don't bring your wife...
483
00:19:12,715 --> 00:19:14,880
There's a reason that
they don't even let us
484
00:19:14,905 --> 00:19:16,801
date people without
Omega clearance.
485
00:19:16,826 --> 00:19:19,304
They made an exception for
you because Harry's the best,
486
00:19:19,329 --> 00:19:21,828
but you can't just...
You think I wanted this?
487
00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:24,219
Helen said our
marriage was in crisis.
488
00:19:24,244 --> 00:19:26,164
I thought I had this whole
husband thing handled,
489
00:19:26,189 --> 00:19:27,115
and all of a sudden she thinks
490
00:19:27,140 --> 00:19:28,140
I don't love her anymore?
491
00:19:28,165 --> 00:19:30,201
So get a marriage counselor.
492
00:19:30,621 --> 00:19:32,811
Listen, we can have
an agent in place
493
00:19:32,836 --> 00:19:34,903
tomorrow that can convince
Helen that this whole thing
494
00:19:34,927 --> 00:19:37,377
is in her head,
she's going cra...
495
00:19:37,925 --> 00:19:39,381
Whatever. Just cancel
the Paris thing...
496
00:19:39,405 --> 00:19:41,295
I can't. I already invited her.
497
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:42,900
Fine, I'll talk to her, then.
498
00:19:43,055 --> 00:19:44,576
I told her you were
helping me plan it.
499
00:19:45,003 --> 00:19:46,113
You...
500
00:19:46,138 --> 00:19:46,962
Plus, she's mad at you
501
00:19:46,987 --> 00:19:48,832
'cause you ate
all of our cheese.
502
00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:50,710
This is the woman I love, Gib.
503
00:19:50,735 --> 00:19:52,275
She's coming. That's it.
504
00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:53,350
All right.
505
00:19:53,550 --> 00:19:55,050
But for the record,
506
00:19:55,075 --> 00:19:56,605
this is a bad idea.
507
00:19:57,556 --> 00:19:59,216
And also for the record,
508
00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:01,188
a lot of people
were eating cheese.
509
00:20:01,213 --> 00:20:02,623
Okay?
510
00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:05,909
♪
511
00:20:21,558 --> 00:20:23,658
Wow, honey, that's
so impressive.
512
00:20:23,683 --> 00:20:25,093
You sound so French.
513
00:20:25,118 --> 00:20:27,020
[laughs] I teach
languages, Harry.
514
00:20:27,045 --> 00:20:28,845
It's my thing.
515
00:20:29,059 --> 00:20:30,945
So, how does it feel to finally
516
00:20:30,970 --> 00:20:32,600
have a stamp in your passport?
517
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:35,860
Uh, you know, it's
fun. Something new.
518
00:20:40,193 --> 00:20:42,333
Welcome to the Grand
Hotel Champs-E lys es.
519
00:20:42,358 --> 00:20:43,675
Help with your bags?
520
00:20:50,103 --> 00:20:51,763
I'm sorry, sir.
521
00:20:51,788 --> 00:20:53,434
What language was that?
522
00:20:53,459 --> 00:20:55,518
Malagasy, from Madagascar.
523
00:20:55,543 --> 00:20:57,173
[French accent]: A
former French colony.
524
00:20:57,679 --> 00:20:59,659
Malagasy. Now you're
just showing off.
525
00:20:59,684 --> 00:21:01,604
[laughs] Maybe just a little.
526
00:21:02,998 --> 00:21:05,464
Harry, this place is amazing.
527
00:21:05,489 --> 00:21:08,119
The bathtub is the size
of a swimming pool.
528
00:21:08,205 --> 00:21:09,650
This is really sweet.
529
00:21:09,796 --> 00:21:11,515
Thank you. You're welcome.
530
00:21:11,540 --> 00:21:14,170
I'll be right back, I got to
go pick up the opera tickets.
531
00:21:14,242 --> 00:21:16,222
You didn't tell me we
were going to the opera.
532
00:21:16,289 --> 00:21:18,699
I know, I'm full of surprises.
533
00:21:19,053 --> 00:21:20,943
Relax, enjoy this.
534
00:21:20,968 --> 00:21:21,857
Take a bath.
535
00:21:21,882 --> 00:21:23,231
I'll be back to pick
you up for dinner.
536
00:21:23,255 --> 00:21:25,355
Okay, love you. Love you.
537
00:21:31,526 --> 00:21:32,706
HARRY: What's our status?
538
00:21:32,731 --> 00:21:34,131
GIB: Oh, our status
is time is tight
539
00:21:34,156 --> 00:21:36,216
because you couldn't
stay at the Ramada.
540
00:21:36,533 --> 00:21:38,203
Look, a courier's
delivering the weapon
541
00:21:38,228 --> 00:21:39,947
to an office building downtown.
542
00:21:40,143 --> 00:21:42,033
But he has to meet
the buyer alone, okay?
543
00:21:42,058 --> 00:21:43,058
That's our window.
544
00:21:43,096 --> 00:21:44,728
We get in, we take out the guy,
545
00:21:44,753 --> 00:21:46,943
we snatch the weapon.
We have one hour.
546
00:21:47,129 --> 00:21:48,589
Let's make it in 45 minutes.
547
00:21:48,614 --> 00:21:50,244
I got to buy flowers
on the way back.
548
00:21:50,609 --> 00:21:53,234
MARIA: Wearing that to the op?
549
00:21:53,259 --> 00:21:55,579
What? What is wrong
with what I'm wearing?
550
00:21:55,604 --> 00:21:57,162
Nothing. If you're happy...
551
00:21:57,187 --> 00:21:58,756
Well, you can't
just say... Oh.
552
00:21:58,781 --> 00:22:00,970
Uh-huh. You're trying
to mess with my head.
553
00:22:00,995 --> 00:22:02,488
Trying? Looks like
I'm succeeding.
554
00:22:02,513 --> 00:22:03,548
You're not gonna get in there.
555
00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:04,879
My head is fine, and
so are my clothes.
556
00:22:04,903 --> 00:22:06,543
Thank you. We got to
toughen you up, dude.
557
00:22:06,930 --> 00:22:09,290
["Une femme doit faire" by
Jill Barber plays in French]
558
00:22:18,013 --> 00:22:19,883
[mouthing along with music]
559
00:22:21,450 --> 00:22:23,974
GIB: Courier approaching.
He has the weapon.
560
00:22:34,086 --> 00:22:36,356
GIB: Courier is entering
the elevator now.
561
00:22:36,630 --> 00:22:39,070
HARRY: Copy that. In place.
562
00:22:40,340 --> 00:22:41,900
[elevator stops]
563
00:22:46,650 --> 00:22:47,820
[both grunting]
564
00:22:50,209 --> 00:22:52,309
MARIA: Carrying courier on
the roof of the elevator.
565
00:22:52,529 --> 00:22:54,419
♪
566
00:22:54,699 --> 00:22:57,879
LUTHER: Tell the interrogation
guys they can pick him up any time.
567
00:22:58,663 --> 00:23:00,143
[elevator dings]
568
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:03,262
HARRY: Weapon secured,
mission accomplished.
569
00:23:03,286 --> 00:23:05,526
GIB: Nice work. Go get
your flowers, Harry.
570
00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:06,718
CONSIERGE: Yes,
madam, no problem.
571
00:23:06,742 --> 00:23:08,830
At what time would
you like to reserve?
572
00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:13,015
WOMAN: Okay, so for tonight,
we want 8:30, and then
573
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:14,190
for tomorrownight...
574
00:23:14,329 --> 00:23:16,169
[continues indistinctly]
575
00:23:16,809 --> 00:23:19,399
Uh, monsieur? Monsieur?
I can help you here.
576
00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:21,397
Thank you.
577
00:23:23,295 --> 00:23:26,745
Ah. I need a dinner
reservation for 6:00 p.m.,
578
00:23:26,770 --> 00:23:27,770
someplace romantic.
579
00:23:27,795 --> 00:23:29,297
And two tickets to the opera.
580
00:23:29,322 --> 00:23:30,192
Can you do that?
581
00:23:30,217 --> 00:23:31,412
Of course, of course.
582
00:23:31,463 --> 00:23:32,483
Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup.
583
00:23:32,508 --> 00:23:34,760
Ah, I can recommend
Bistro Adeline.
584
00:23:34,785 --> 00:23:37,157
Yeah. Excellent,
tr s romantique.
585
00:23:37,182 --> 00:23:38,982
And, uh, which opera?
586
00:23:39,546 --> 00:23:42,556
Oh, uh, I don't
know. Any opera.
587
00:23:43,406 --> 00:23:44,980
Of course. Of
course, monsieur...
588
00:23:45,005 --> 00:23:46,805
Tasker, Harry Tasker. Room 515.
589
00:23:46,983 --> 00:23:48,343
Merci, monsieur
Tasker. Thank you.
590
00:23:48,368 --> 00:23:49,410
[speaks French]
591
00:23:49,435 --> 00:23:51,665
[woman singing in French]
592
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:56,770
Thank you. Or merci.Oh.
593
00:23:56,830 --> 00:23:58,370
[laughs] Cheers.
594
00:23:58,469 --> 00:23:59,829
Cheers.
595
00:24:03,510 --> 00:24:07,170
Helen, I want to apologize.
596
00:24:07,195 --> 00:24:08,435
For everything.
597
00:24:08,519 --> 00:24:09,704
I've been a terrible husband...
598
00:24:09,728 --> 00:24:12,367
No. No, Harry, you haven't
been a terrible husband.
599
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,564
I-I, you know,
600
00:24:14,589 --> 00:24:16,569
I just miss how...
601
00:24:17,132 --> 00:24:18,570
we used to be.
602
00:24:18,770 --> 00:24:21,400
You remember when we first met?
603
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:23,105
Of course, every minute.
604
00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:25,490
Well, you remember how
we stayed up all night
605
00:24:25,515 --> 00:24:27,191
at that bar near Puerta del Sol?
606
00:24:27,430 --> 00:24:29,760
Puerta del Sol.[laughs]
607
00:24:29,850 --> 00:24:30,960
Talking about
608
00:24:31,090 --> 00:24:33,680
dreams and adventures.
609
00:24:33,705 --> 00:24:35,195
It's just...
610
00:24:35,556 --> 00:24:37,375
where did that Harry Tasker go?
611
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:40,380
He's still here, I'm still
the same Harry Tasker.
612
00:24:40,580 --> 00:24:42,177
I love Madrid,
613
00:24:42,202 --> 00:24:43,906
but I wanted to do
something more stable
614
00:24:43,930 --> 00:24:45,035
for you and the kids.
615
00:24:45,060 --> 00:24:46,381
And you have to admit,
616
00:24:46,406 --> 00:24:48,445
Telonyx has been amazing to us.
617
00:24:48,470 --> 00:24:50,450
The 401[k], the
medical flex account...
618
00:24:50,475 --> 00:24:52,704
I married you,
Harry, I didn't marry
619
00:24:52,883 --> 00:24:56,823
America's number three
supplier of computer systems
620
00:24:56,848 --> 00:24:58,188
to the insurance industry.
621
00:24:58,213 --> 00:25:00,435
Well, number two.[laughs]
622
00:25:01,033 --> 00:25:04,143
The number two. I'm just saying,
623
00:25:04,603 --> 00:25:05,973
maybe...
624
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:09,190
there's more to life than just,
625
00:25:09,227 --> 00:25:11,086
[fading]: you
know, car payments
626
00:25:11,111 --> 00:25:12,740
and getting the kids
to school on time
627
00:25:12,765 --> 00:25:14,615
and re-seeding our
lawn, you know?
628
00:25:14,823 --> 00:25:16,753
Don't you ever
629
00:25:16,806 --> 00:25:19,216
want passion?
630
00:25:19,463 --> 00:25:21,433
Or just...
631
00:25:22,489 --> 00:25:23,889
adventure?
632
00:25:24,859 --> 00:25:26,260
Harry?
633
00:25:26,616 --> 00:25:27,726
Am I boring you?
634
00:25:27,751 --> 00:25:29,234
Helen, we need to
get out of here now.
635
00:25:29,259 --> 00:25:30,568
Unbelievable.
636
00:25:30,593 --> 00:25:32,386
The second I talk about
something a little more serious
637
00:25:32,410 --> 00:25:34,086
than an electric bill,
you completely check out.
638
00:25:34,110 --> 00:25:35,093
Helen. What?
639
00:25:35,118 --> 00:25:36,786
There are men here.
They're coming for us.
640
00:25:36,810 --> 00:25:38,790
Oh, okay. Are they single?
641
00:25:38,815 --> 00:25:40,512
Can they talk about
their emotions?
642
00:25:40,537 --> 00:25:41,537
Is this a joke?
643
00:25:41,579 --> 00:25:42,755
Honey, if that's a joke,
644
00:25:42,807 --> 00:25:44,647
it doesn't work.
I have a lot of...
645
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:48,000
[crowd exclaims]
646
00:25:58,836 --> 00:26:00,616
Harry, what's going on?
647
00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:17,739
[gunshots]
648
00:26:17,793 --> 00:26:19,073
HELEN: Oh, Harry,
no, no, no, no!
649
00:26:19,139 --> 00:26:20,619
[people shouting]
650
00:26:26,779 --> 00:26:28,619
Harry, what is
going on?[gunshots]
651
00:26:28,644 --> 00:26:30,354
Where did you learn
to fight like that?
652
00:26:30,789 --> 00:26:33,083
Remember the tae kwon do
class I took with Dana?
653
00:26:33,113 --> 00:26:34,211
You learned all that
654
00:26:34,236 --> 00:26:36,100
from getting a yellow
belt at a strip mall?
655
00:26:36,125 --> 00:26:37,845
How do you know
how to shoot guns?
656
00:26:37,870 --> 00:26:39,326
I don't know, I just
pull the trigger thing.
657
00:26:39,350 --> 00:26:40,936
What about you, when did you
learn to fight like that?
658
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:42,476
I learned everything
from an exercise video.
659
00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:44,025
Why are you punching
in an exercise video?
660
00:26:44,049 --> 00:26:45,839
It relieves stress.[gun clicks]
661
00:26:46,650 --> 00:26:49,158
[man speaks French] Don't move.
662
00:26:50,273 --> 00:26:51,273
What do we do now?
663
00:26:51,298 --> 00:26:52,788
[speaks French]
664
00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:55,240
We move slowly.
665
00:27:04,030 --> 00:27:06,780
♪
666
00:27:08,265 --> 00:27:10,702
The distress signal from
Harry's watch is still live.
667
00:27:10,727 --> 00:27:12,773
I've pulled together
the van, the driver,
668
00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:14,632
but trying to get a fix
on his position is...
669
00:27:14,657 --> 00:27:15,819
LUTHER: Gib, what happened?
670
00:27:15,844 --> 00:27:18,334
You remember Harry's little
errand to get flowers?
671
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:20,509
Mm-hmm. Well, he got followed.
672
00:27:20,733 --> 00:27:22,323
Guy snuck into the hotel,
673
00:27:22,348 --> 00:27:24,058
disguised himself
as a concierge,
674
00:27:24,083 --> 00:27:26,134
got Harry's plans, got
a whole team in place.
675
00:27:26,159 --> 00:27:27,576
MARIA: Well, they
captured them both,
676
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:28,854
so they wanted them alive.
677
00:27:28,879 --> 00:27:30,449
Well, that's worse.
678
00:27:31,226 --> 00:27:33,245
I just-I just mean that if
they want Harry to talk,
679
00:27:33,270 --> 00:27:35,458
now they've got his wife,
and that's leverage.
680
00:27:35,483 --> 00:27:36,797
GIB: Can you guys
please focus?
681
00:27:36,822 --> 00:27:38,441
We've got to save
Harry and Helen.
682
00:27:38,786 --> 00:27:40,326
[machinery whirring outside]
683
00:27:40,351 --> 00:27:42,101
JAKE: Bunch of street
workers out back.
684
00:27:44,210 --> 00:27:46,170
It's kind of weird.
685
00:27:46,216 --> 00:27:47,936
They just fixed that street.
686
00:27:48,290 --> 00:27:50,300
[phone dings]
687
00:27:51,517 --> 00:27:52,697
All right, listen.
688
00:27:52,722 --> 00:27:54,522
I have to go meet up
with Riley in an hour.
689
00:27:54,587 --> 00:27:55,872
My boyfriend's
going to come over
690
00:27:55,897 --> 00:27:56,884
to help out with the
beer, and then...
691
00:27:56,909 --> 00:27:58,149
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
692
00:27:58,174 --> 00:28:00,448
I didn't know you had
a boyfriend. And beer?
693
00:28:00,473 --> 00:28:01,657
Where do you have beer?
694
00:28:01,682 --> 00:28:03,190
Behind my snow globes.
695
00:28:03,269 --> 00:28:04,545
All right? At least
the stupid things
696
00:28:04,569 --> 00:28:06,529
are good for
something.[knock on door]
697
00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:12,190
Hey, Mrs. Myers.
698
00:28:12,270 --> 00:28:14,250
Hi. I'm just checking in,
699
00:28:14,281 --> 00:28:15,984
thought I'd fix you
two some dinner.
700
00:28:16,009 --> 00:28:17,236
No, we...
701
00:28:17,261 --> 00:28:19,562
We were gonna order pizza,
so we're-we're good.
702
00:28:19,587 --> 00:28:20,653
Don't be silly.
703
00:28:20,678 --> 00:28:22,686
Your father wanted you to
have a home-cooked meal.
704
00:28:22,711 --> 00:28:24,156
I brought lasagna.
705
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:25,260
[laughs]
706
00:28:29,115 --> 00:28:30,463
HARRY: Helen, please,
don't say anything.
707
00:28:30,487 --> 00:28:31,944
HELEN: Harry, I know
that you're scared,
708
00:28:31,968 --> 00:28:33,587
but I've read about this, okay?
709
00:28:33,756 --> 00:28:35,224
We have to engage with them.
710
00:28:35,249 --> 00:28:36,396
We have to humanize ourselves...
711
00:28:36,420 --> 00:28:37,530
What? so I'll give a name,
712
00:28:37,555 --> 00:28:38,955
find a common
interest. It's very...
713
00:28:38,980 --> 00:28:40,390
Excuse me, sir.
714
00:28:40,790 --> 00:28:42,200
There's been a mistake.
715
00:28:42,225 --> 00:28:45,201
My husband Harry is
a computer salesman,
716
00:28:45,226 --> 00:28:46,681
and my name is Helen,
717
00:28:46,712 --> 00:28:48,961
and I teach at a junior college.
718
00:28:48,986 --> 00:28:50,533
What are you doing? A funny
thing about me, I love...
719
00:28:50,557 --> 00:28:51,682
Honey, let me handle it.
720
00:28:51,707 --> 00:28:53,428
Harry, you're very
good with computers,
721
00:28:53,696 --> 00:28:55,366
and, apparently, tae kwon do...
722
00:28:55,391 --> 00:28:57,281
Helen. Helen, I'm in sales.
723
00:28:57,306 --> 00:28:59,035
Negotiating is what I do.
724
00:28:59,060 --> 00:29:00,560
Honey, okay, but...[door closes]
725
00:29:00,690 --> 00:29:02,672
Monsieur Tasker.
726
00:29:02,697 --> 00:29:04,057
You know him?
727
00:29:04,912 --> 00:29:07,842
Yeah, he's the hotel concierge.
728
00:29:08,233 --> 00:29:09,823
Too bad you won't
make the opera.
729
00:29:09,872 --> 00:29:11,196
They were excellent seats.
730
00:29:11,221 --> 00:29:12,241
What do you want?
731
00:29:12,272 --> 00:29:13,930
You know exactly what I want.
732
00:29:14,096 --> 00:29:15,946
And your friends at Omega Sector
733
00:29:15,971 --> 00:29:17,051
are going to give it to me.
734
00:29:17,266 --> 00:29:18,586
What are you talking about?
735
00:29:18,611 --> 00:29:19,891
HELEN: No!
736
00:29:20,066 --> 00:29:21,246
Harry...[Harry moans]
737
00:29:23,673 --> 00:29:24,723
[grunts]
738
00:29:25,610 --> 00:29:26,660
Where's the weapon?
739
00:29:26,685 --> 00:29:28,364
HARRY: What weapon?
This is crazy.
740
00:29:28,389 --> 00:29:29,709
I don't know who
you think we are,
741
00:29:29,734 --> 00:29:31,592
but I've never heard
of Omega Sector.
742
00:29:31,650 --> 00:29:33,620
Harry sells computers.
743
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:35,410
He's not even a manager.
744
00:29:35,483 --> 00:29:38,073
He makes $63,000 a year,
745
00:29:38,119 --> 00:29:40,349
he drives a 2004 Subaru
746
00:29:40,374 --> 00:29:41,938
when we're not
switching out the vans.
747
00:29:41,963 --> 00:29:44,252
He is the fourth best player
748
00:29:44,277 --> 00:29:45,534
in his bowling league.
749
00:29:45,559 --> 00:29:46,839
Shut up.
750
00:29:46,864 --> 00:29:48,540
Kill the woman.
She's useless to me.
751
00:29:48,565 --> 00:29:50,062
[guns cock]HARRY:
Wait, wait, wait.
752
00:29:50,087 --> 00:29:51,820
Yes, you're right, you're right.
753
00:29:51,845 --> 00:29:53,415
I'm an operative
for Omega Sector,
754
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:54,880
and she's my supervisor.
755
00:29:56,143 --> 00:29:57,413
TERRORIST: You're saying...
756
00:29:58,479 --> 00:29:59,749
she is a spy?
757
00:29:59,774 --> 00:30:01,574
Oh, of course she is.
758
00:30:01,843 --> 00:30:03,727
What idiot brings a useless
759
00:30:03,752 --> 00:30:06,252
junior college
teacher on a mission?
760
00:30:06,277 --> 00:30:07,983
[laughs]
761
00:30:08,492 --> 00:30:09,492
[men laughing]
762
00:30:09,517 --> 00:30:11,613
Right? I mean, come on.
763
00:30:11,638 --> 00:30:12,969
I think...
764
00:30:12,994 --> 00:30:15,054
I think you're lying to me,
765
00:30:15,079 --> 00:30:16,010
and maybe
766
00:30:16,035 --> 00:30:17,625
you'll change your story
767
00:30:18,003 --> 00:30:20,318
if-if I take an eye,
768
00:30:20,343 --> 00:30:22,175
if I cut it out.
769
00:30:23,417 --> 00:30:26,387
I want the truth. Now.
770
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:29,677
Uh, it's true, what he's saying.
771
00:30:29,702 --> 00:30:31,592
I am...
772
00:30:31,746 --> 00:30:34,116
an Omega supervisor.
773
00:30:34,647 --> 00:30:36,587
And if you cut out
my employee's eye,
774
00:30:36,713 --> 00:30:38,332
there's gonna be
hell to pay, buddy.
775
00:30:38,389 --> 00:30:40,199
You, a supervisor?
776
00:30:40,224 --> 00:30:41,467
I'm sorry that I'm a woman
777
00:30:41,492 --> 00:30:42,642
and that surprises you.
778
00:30:42,909 --> 00:30:44,059
What year is it?
779
00:30:44,084 --> 00:30:45,120
HARRY: How do you
think she helped me
780
00:30:45,144 --> 00:30:46,512
fight off your team
781
00:30:46,537 --> 00:30:48,285
in the bistro? Uh-huh.
782
00:30:48,616 --> 00:30:50,726
Yeah. Mm-hmm. She's trained.
783
00:30:50,751 --> 00:30:53,211
And currently, I supervise...
784
00:30:53,337 --> 00:30:55,217
all the others.
785
00:30:56,113 --> 00:30:57,163
[groans]
786
00:30:57,213 --> 00:30:59,202
We've got to move.
Take them both.
787
00:30:59,227 --> 00:31:00,677
We'll sort this out at the base.
788
00:31:00,702 --> 00:31:02,462
Get the helicopter ready.
789
00:31:02,933 --> 00:31:06,028
[door opens, closes]
790
00:31:06,053 --> 00:31:07,397
Harry, I think
it's time you tell
791
00:31:07,422 --> 00:31:09,135
this useless junior
college teacher
792
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:10,200
what the hell is going on.
793
00:31:10,225 --> 00:31:11,776
These people obviously have us
794
00:31:11,801 --> 00:31:12,951
mixed up with someone else,
795
00:31:12,976 --> 00:31:14,336
and you're playing
along with them?
796
00:31:15,667 --> 00:31:17,497
Are you trying to get us killed?
797
00:31:18,366 --> 00:31:19,376
Please don't be mad.
798
00:31:19,516 --> 00:31:20,796
Well, it's too late, Harry.
799
00:31:20,903 --> 00:31:21,903
I'm mad.
800
00:31:22,016 --> 00:31:23,166
I'm a spy.
801
00:31:23,473 --> 00:31:25,493
I work for an organization
called Omega Sector.
802
00:31:25,518 --> 00:31:26,798
That is insane. You were just
803
00:31:26,823 --> 00:31:28,352
in a sales conference
in Cleveland.
804
00:31:28,377 --> 00:31:29,574
Helen, I was in the Caribbean,
805
00:31:29,598 --> 00:31:31,038
capturing a black
market arms dealer.
806
00:31:31,063 --> 00:31:32,881
We intercepted a
weapon earlier today.
807
00:31:32,906 --> 00:31:35,626
Toda... You... When you
were getting opera tickets?
808
00:31:35,651 --> 00:31:36,651
Eh...
809
00:31:36,847 --> 00:31:38,647
So...
810
00:31:39,893 --> 00:31:40,993
You don't...
811
00:31:41,018 --> 00:31:42,913
you don't sell computers?
812
00:31:42,938 --> 00:31:45,143
No, I do. That's true.
I do sell computers.
813
00:31:45,168 --> 00:31:49,138
But, uh, Telonyx is a front
for a spy organization.
814
00:31:51,463 --> 00:31:53,423
For how long is...
815
00:31:54,656 --> 00:31:55,716
I got recruited in '98.
816
00:31:56,039 --> 00:31:57,319
In 1998?
817
00:31:57,344 --> 00:31:59,924
Harry, you looked me in the eye.
818
00:31:59,949 --> 00:32:01,650
You told me you weren't lying.
819
00:32:01,675 --> 00:32:03,095
I wasn't lying. Yes, you were.
820
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:04,960
No, I wasn't. I did
not have an affair.
821
00:32:04,985 --> 00:32:05,908
I didn't have an affair.
822
00:32:05,933 --> 00:32:07,479
But you've just been lying about
823
00:32:07,504 --> 00:32:09,108
everything since we met.
824
00:32:09,133 --> 00:32:11,176
Harry, you put the
children in danger.
825
00:32:11,201 --> 00:32:12,870
No, the kids are fine.
826
00:32:12,895 --> 00:32:14,225
Omega Sector kept them safe.
827
00:32:14,250 --> 00:32:15,350
Mrs. Myers, from next door,
828
00:32:15,375 --> 00:32:17,225
she's a trained
countersurveillance officer.
829
00:32:17,842 --> 00:32:20,082
The cat lady from next door?
830
00:32:20,183 --> 00:32:22,143
She's a trained assassin.
831
00:32:28,230 --> 00:32:29,642
Mm.
832
00:32:30,003 --> 00:32:31,753
This is Socks Two.
833
00:32:33,773 --> 00:32:35,783
His mommy was Socks One.
834
00:32:36,603 --> 00:32:38,192
I'm not sure who his daddy was.
835
00:32:38,217 --> 00:32:40,197
It's complicated.Mm.
836
00:32:40,363 --> 00:32:44,203
[gasps] This, this is Domino.
837
00:32:44,436 --> 00:32:47,416
Because her spots
look like dominos.
838
00:32:47,776 --> 00:32:49,706
Well, as much as I
would love to see more,
839
00:32:49,731 --> 00:32:51,051
I have homework
that I have to do.
840
00:32:51,076 --> 00:32:52,469
But I bet that Jake
would love to see
841
00:32:52,493 --> 00:32:54,252
more pics of the
cats in sweaters.
842
00:32:54,479 --> 00:32:56,019
Actually, I should, um,
843
00:32:56,044 --> 00:32:57,560
probably hit the books, too.
844
00:32:57,585 --> 00:32:59,565
So, um, maybe a little later?
845
00:32:59,590 --> 00:33:01,480
Any time, dear.
846
00:33:01,794 --> 00:33:03,069
DANA: Thanks for dinner.
847
00:33:03,094 --> 00:33:04,674
Enjoy your studying.
848
00:33:05,479 --> 00:33:07,039
All right.
849
00:33:16,383 --> 00:33:18,833
Security team, this
is team leader.
850
00:33:19,166 --> 00:33:21,746
MEYERS: Fox cub one,
fox cub two secure.
851
00:33:21,953 --> 00:33:23,573
Copy, team leader.
852
00:33:28,863 --> 00:33:30,483
[helicopter blades whirring]
853
00:33:30,630 --> 00:33:32,990
Looks like they're in there.
854
00:33:38,273 --> 00:33:39,273
What do we got?
855
00:33:39,298 --> 00:33:40,601
Two guards posted outside.
856
00:33:40,626 --> 00:33:42,327
Sounds like there's
a chopper out back.
857
00:33:42,352 --> 00:33:43,892
Probably preparing to move them.
858
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:45,500
This is for you. Hey.
859
00:33:45,770 --> 00:33:47,320
Oh, I'll be in the van.
860
00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:48,260
LUTHER: Gib,
861
00:33:48,285 --> 00:33:49,166
Harry's in trouble.
862
00:33:49,191 --> 00:33:51,201
Let's go.
863
00:33:54,453 --> 00:33:56,023
Harry, if we live through this,
864
00:33:56,209 --> 00:33:57,515
you're sleeping on the couch.
865
00:33:57,616 --> 00:33:59,454
Yeah, yeah, I figured.
866
00:34:02,166 --> 00:34:03,346
The guy on the left,
867
00:34:03,371 --> 00:34:04,515
there's something
wrong with his knee.
868
00:34:04,539 --> 00:34:05,581
How do you know?
869
00:34:05,606 --> 00:34:06,893
Because they're
from northern Spain,
870
00:34:06,917 --> 00:34:10,017
and your useless
wife speaks Basque.
871
00:34:26,323 --> 00:34:27,373
[man groans]
872
00:34:27,467 --> 00:34:28,617
Nice job.
873
00:34:28,723 --> 00:34:30,227
Is that from your
exercise video?
874
00:34:30,252 --> 00:34:32,742
That's from yoga
class. What's next?
875
00:34:33,853 --> 00:34:35,033
Come here.
876
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:36,430
Okay.
877
00:34:36,510 --> 00:34:38,310
Our best bet is to
steal that helicopter.
878
00:34:38,383 --> 00:34:40,323
You can fly a helicopter?
879
00:34:40,348 --> 00:34:42,771
Harry, what about that
time when we were in Maui,
880
00:34:42,796 --> 00:34:44,410
and I wanted to go
on the volcano tour,
881
00:34:44,435 --> 00:34:45,845
and you said it
made you airsick?
882
00:34:45,870 --> 00:34:47,810
Uh, honey, please,
can this wait?
883
00:34:47,919 --> 00:34:50,099
Fine, but this can't.
884
00:34:52,543 --> 00:34:54,033
[sighs]
885
00:34:54,359 --> 00:34:55,679
Okay.
886
00:34:56,060 --> 00:34:57,460
Okay.
887
00:35:03,315 --> 00:35:05,485
Ah, so I get to ruin
my favorite dress
888
00:35:05,510 --> 00:35:06,725
to tie up a terrorist.
889
00:35:06,750 --> 00:35:08,305
HARRY: I'll have Omega get
you a new one, all right?
890
00:35:08,329 --> 00:35:09,949
Just make sure he's secure.
891
00:35:12,093 --> 00:35:13,670
All right, take this.
We got to shoot our way
892
00:35:13,694 --> 00:35:15,137
to the helicopter. What? No.
893
00:35:15,162 --> 00:35:16,579
It'll be fine. I'll
talk you through it.
894
00:35:16,603 --> 00:35:17,973
Harry, that's the
worst idea ever.
895
00:35:17,998 --> 00:35:18,953
There's like eight
guys out there.
896
00:35:18,978 --> 00:35:20,377
Helen, we have one chance.
897
00:35:20,402 --> 00:35:21,446
I'm trying to save our lives.
898
00:35:21,470 --> 00:35:23,960
You're not doing a
very good job, Harry.
899
00:35:25,324 --> 00:35:26,975
Just take the guard's uniform
900
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,279
and walk me outside.
901
00:35:28,304 --> 00:35:29,703
They're expecting two prisoners.
902
00:35:29,728 --> 00:35:31,174
So get on the
radio and tell them
903
00:35:31,199 --> 00:35:32,259
that you're bringing
me out first.
904
00:35:32,283 --> 00:35:33,866
I don't know how
to speak Basque.
905
00:35:33,891 --> 00:35:36,681
It'll be fine. I'll
talk you through it.
906
00:35:51,757 --> 00:35:53,880
HELEN: So explain to me
where you were when you were
907
00:35:53,905 --> 00:35:55,662
fly fishing last
month? Helen, please.
908
00:36:01,275 --> 00:36:02,456
Can we do this later?
909
00:36:02,481 --> 00:36:03,369
I just wanted to know
910
00:36:03,394 --> 00:36:05,121
where you were when you
missed our anniversary.
911
00:36:05,145 --> 00:36:06,732
I was in Argentina,
saving the president.
912
00:36:06,756 --> 00:36:07,936
Hmm, of course you were.
913
00:36:09,993 --> 00:36:11,603
HARRY: Now.
914
00:36:18,740 --> 00:36:20,440
[men shouting]
915
00:36:21,443 --> 00:36:22,798
Hey!
916
00:36:27,447 --> 00:36:29,747
We have to take off. Hold on.
917
00:36:32,919 --> 00:36:33,919
Ah!
918
00:36:41,106 --> 00:36:42,366
HARRY: Helen!
919
00:36:43,669 --> 00:36:44,926
HELEN: Harry!
920
00:36:47,869 --> 00:36:49,929
Helen, I can't control it.
You got to get him off.
921
00:36:49,954 --> 00:36:51,179
I'm trying!
922
00:36:56,876 --> 00:36:58,266
[shouts]
923
00:36:59,046 --> 00:37:00,236
[shouts]
924
00:37:00,261 --> 00:37:02,765
Helen! Harry, get us down!
925
00:37:02,829 --> 00:37:04,606
[gunshots]HARRY: I can't land.
926
00:37:04,652 --> 00:37:06,192
There's too much gunfire.
927
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:07,239
Harry!
928
00:37:07,264 --> 00:37:08,907
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Autopilot engaged.
929
00:37:11,430 --> 00:37:12,920
HARRY: Give me your hand!
930
00:37:12,945 --> 00:37:15,575
[gunshots]
931
00:37:15,670 --> 00:37:18,210
Come on, baby.
Give me your hand.
932
00:37:24,020 --> 00:37:25,460
[panting]
933
00:37:36,476 --> 00:37:38,086
You okay?
934
00:37:41,753 --> 00:37:43,933
That's one way to see Paris.
935
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:48,040
[Helen chuckles]
936
00:37:54,551 --> 00:37:55,816
How was the sales trip?
937
00:37:55,841 --> 00:37:57,445
Oh, you know me. Killed it.
938
00:37:57,470 --> 00:37:59,861
Helen's helping me
hang up my sales award.
939
00:38:00,356 --> 00:38:01,416
Harry, I don't understand
940
00:38:01,441 --> 00:38:02,851
why we can't just
go home already.
941
00:38:02,876 --> 00:38:04,835
I know it's a pain, but
we have to get debriefed.
942
00:38:05,523 --> 00:38:06,523
Debriefed, yes.
943
00:38:06,548 --> 00:38:08,518
Oh, yes. Of course.
944
00:38:08,543 --> 00:38:09,813
Good morning.
945
00:38:11,086 --> 00:38:13,486
All of the people who work here
946
00:38:13,511 --> 00:38:14,621
are part of this...
947
00:38:14,759 --> 00:38:17,511
No, no. Some...
Most sell computers.
948
00:38:17,536 --> 00:38:20,236
Just... some of us
have a side job.
949
00:38:22,166 --> 00:38:24,207
Helen, I know this
is a lot to absorb,
950
00:38:24,232 --> 00:38:25,466
but I just want to tell you,
951
00:38:25,491 --> 00:38:27,985
you were amazing in Paris.
952
00:38:28,313 --> 00:38:30,293
You saved our lives. HELEN: Oh.
953
00:38:30,318 --> 00:38:32,300
And with this
coming out, finally,
954
00:38:32,325 --> 00:38:34,125
this could be
really good for us.
955
00:38:34,193 --> 00:38:35,481
I've wanted to be
honest with you
956
00:38:35,506 --> 00:38:37,046
for so many years.
957
00:38:37,625 --> 00:38:40,165
Yes, but you weren't, Harry.
958
00:38:40,190 --> 00:38:41,730
Uh, get-get right in the middle.
959
00:38:42,046 --> 00:38:43,185
What?
960
00:38:43,473 --> 00:38:45,354
I've been married to
somebody that I don't know.
961
00:38:45,383 --> 00:38:47,003
I spent 17 years of my life
962
00:38:47,028 --> 00:38:49,444
married to someone who said
that skiing was too dangerous,
963
00:38:49,469 --> 00:38:52,179
and that foreign foods
gave him an upset stomach.
964
00:38:52,204 --> 00:38:54,284
Well, technically,
some foreign foods do
965
00:38:54,309 --> 00:38:56,269
upset my stomach.
966
00:39:00,542 --> 00:39:02,063
Well...
967
00:39:02,570 --> 00:39:03,980
this was a disaster.
968
00:39:04,005 --> 00:39:06,195
HARRY: Yeah, yeah,
it wasn't ideal.
969
00:39:06,256 --> 00:39:09,196
But the mission was
technically a success.
970
00:39:09,310 --> 00:39:10,781
We'll discuss the mission later.
971
00:39:10,806 --> 00:39:13,136
Right now, we have a lot to do.
972
00:39:13,583 --> 00:39:15,913
Why did she say "we,"
973
00:39:15,938 --> 00:39:17,294
and then look at me?
974
00:39:17,319 --> 00:39:19,209
I don't think there's a "we,"
975
00:39:19,234 --> 00:39:20,642
'cause I'm not part of this.
976
00:39:20,667 --> 00:39:22,528
That's not how it works.
977
00:39:22,566 --> 00:39:23,971
Once you know about Omega,
978
00:39:23,996 --> 00:39:26,215
once you've been a part
of an operation like this,
979
00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:27,872
you're a target.
980
00:39:27,897 --> 00:39:30,601
And you're part of it, whether
any of us like it or not,
981
00:39:30,626 --> 00:39:33,077
for your safety and ours.
982
00:39:33,156 --> 00:39:35,620
Yes, uh, but I'm a teacher.
983
00:39:35,645 --> 00:39:37,668
I'm not a spy.
984
00:39:37,693 --> 00:39:39,323
You'll still be a teacher.
985
00:39:39,403 --> 00:39:42,667
We got you a tenured
position at Shoreton.
986
00:39:46,586 --> 00:39:49,787
That is quite
interesting. Tenure?
987
00:39:50,050 --> 00:39:52,720
At Shoreton? Is she
serious? Are you serious?
988
00:39:52,745 --> 00:39:54,115
Yes.
989
00:39:54,490 --> 00:39:56,458
You'll need something
with a more flexible
990
00:39:56,483 --> 00:39:58,413
teaching schedule
during your training.
991
00:40:00,263 --> 00:40:01,495
HARRY: It's exciting, right?
992
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:03,567
Going back to a university.
Hang on a sec, Harry.
993
00:40:03,592 --> 00:40:05,572
My training? What's my training?
994
00:40:05,597 --> 00:40:07,047
The basics.
995
00:40:07,343 --> 00:40:09,543
Countersurveillance, weapons,
996
00:40:09,609 --> 00:40:11,741
self-defense, evasive driving,
997
00:40:11,810 --> 00:40:14,560
threat detection, data security.
998
00:40:15,546 --> 00:40:18,885
Harry, did you know this
was going to happen?
999
00:40:19,796 --> 00:40:21,365
I guess that's a "yes," then.
1000
00:40:21,390 --> 00:40:22,500
Honey,
1001
00:40:22,525 --> 00:40:25,315
it's for your protection,
and our family's.
1002
00:40:26,172 --> 00:40:29,010
Looks like the two of you
have plenty to talk about.
1003
00:40:29,945 --> 00:40:31,475
Welcome aboard, Helen.
1004
00:40:33,559 --> 00:40:35,039
[doors whoosh open]
1005
00:40:46,035 --> 00:40:48,125
Okay.
1006
00:40:48,150 --> 00:40:49,674
Here we are.
1007
00:40:49,699 --> 00:40:51,269
Home sweet home.
1008
00:40:52,651 --> 00:40:53,841
Uh, guys,
1009
00:40:53,866 --> 00:40:55,239
I don't want to overstep,
1010
00:40:55,264 --> 00:40:57,696
but I'm picking up some tension.
1011
00:40:58,288 --> 00:41:00,088
So, security-wise,
it may be best
1012
00:41:00,113 --> 00:41:02,250
if you guys acted normal.
1013
00:41:02,463 --> 00:41:04,603
All right? All right.
1014
00:41:08,563 --> 00:41:11,573
DANA: Jake, doesn't this
seem a little weird?
1015
00:41:11,598 --> 00:41:14,062
JAKE: What's so
weird? They're home.
1016
00:41:14,153 --> 00:41:16,043
Okay, tell me this:
1017
00:41:16,302 --> 00:41:18,792
Do they look like they just
got back from vacation?
1018
00:41:19,060 --> 00:41:21,170
No, not really.
1019
00:41:21,195 --> 00:41:23,345
I wonder what's going on.
1020
00:41:23,753 --> 00:41:26,490
And how, exactly, are we
supposed to act normal?
1021
00:41:26,515 --> 00:41:28,326
After we were kidnapped,
1022
00:41:28,351 --> 00:41:30,083
almost died in a
helicopter crash,
1023
00:41:30,108 --> 00:41:33,054
and your spy plane lost
the rest of my luggage.
1024
00:41:33,079 --> 00:41:34,229
Look, I know it's a lot,
1025
00:41:34,254 --> 00:41:36,014
but please, just
do it for the kids.
1026
00:41:36,039 --> 00:41:37,219
They need you.
1027
00:41:38,236 --> 00:41:39,806
I need you.
1028
00:41:42,513 --> 00:41:43,813
We're a team, right?
1029
00:41:51,010 --> 00:41:51,988
Hey!
1030
00:41:52,013 --> 00:41:53,761
Hey, we're home! Hey!
1031
00:41:53,854 --> 00:41:56,110
[overlapping greetings]
1032
00:41:56,196 --> 00:41:57,382
We did.
1033
00:41:57,407 --> 00:41:59,947
Yes, you wouldn't believe
it. Oh, come here.
1034
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,400
[indistinct chatter]
1035
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:23,440
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